#93 - Eddie Bravo (Part 2)

[0] other fighters still working on my music you know there's still there's a lot of stress but it's all good stress there's so much going on there's so much on my plate right now there's so much shit that i'm doing you know what i mean if i want to put that all to the side we're off the air yeah yeah you stream crashed you stream you dirty bitches back on now you stream silly they can't get the shit together yeah it's it's uh i know one of the biggest problems people I've been having lately the where you're trying to watch it back and it stops and then starts back up again and it stops.

[1] What's that from?

[2] It's, uh, they're adding new servers.

[3] They're switching the servers from all servers to new servers.

[4] So that should be fixed pretty soon.

[5] I'm complaining.

[6] This is all free.

[7] You stream is fun.

[8] I mean, it's a nice, most of the time we concentrate on the audio version of this thing, but, uh, but I don't mind having us.

[9] I think it's nice.

[10] It seems fun.

[11] Just when Eddie hides from the bottom line is I'm down.

[12] I'm not the one turning it down.

[13] Eddie, I saw you do your live show, your music a couple Sundays ago, and I have seen you, I think, the last three or four times you've done the Viper Room.

[14] And this last time, fucking amazing, man. You guys have really tightened your ship, and it was really entertaining.

[15] Like, it was pretty legit this time, that last time around.

[16] Thank you very much.

[17] The secret was you grease the sound guy and the stage manager, 100 bucks each, and they treat you like royalty.

[18] They really made it sound really good.

[19] Usually those guys get paid $10 an hour.

[20] They're like, next, another fucking shitty band.

[21] Another shitty band, they're just like not feeling it at all.

[22] They don't want to hear anything.

[23] Yeah, it was a perfect next.

[24] But that $100, that wakes their fucking asses up.

[25] Yeah.

[26] That was good, man. It does.

[27] They're alive.

[28] It's like tipping a stripper 100 bucks.

[29] That's deep.

[30] You tip a stripper 100 bucks.

[31] You're going to take her to her maximum.

[32] Whatever that maximum is, you tip a stripper 100 bucks.

[33] she's going to go the maximum.

[34] Absolutely.

[35] That she can get away with at the club.

[36] Yeah.

[37] Are you doing that like on a regular basis now?

[38] Are you going to be doing it like every month and a half, two months or anything?

[39] We're just playing.

[40] We're just playing and having fun and writing music and just producing shit.

[41] You know, we got a lot of fucking new stuff.

[42] It's taken forever to put this together because I'm a busy motherfucker.

[43] I wish I could.

[44] I moved closer to my recording studio.

[45] I just moved to Sherman Oaks.

[46] The reason was to get closer to that studio because I need now start, shit's pumping.

[47] You know, I got a couple songs on the Never Back Down to Soundtrack.

[48] one of them is the theme song dropped as the theme song oh really yeah they were going to use originally the jiu -jitsu song they thought i mean when michael jai white the producer heard that he wanted that as a theme song right away like like that second we gotta get michael jai white in here yes yes he was sure he's awesome he's a great guy he was uh you know who he was tyson in that movie and it spawn too yeah spawned too super fucking cool guy like one of the most down normal guys who could ever hang out with.

[49] It's just so, like, no bullshit.

[50] He's got, like, no bullshit about him.

[51] Yes.

[52] You know what I mean?

[53] Like, super, like, even normal, cool dude.

[54] Yeah.

[55] Like, the guy's like, he's a movie star, man. I mean, he's fucking spawn, you know?

[56] But you're hanging out with him?

[57] He's, like, totally cool, totally normal, you know?

[58] It's got some great fucking story.

[59] He's been a lifelong martial artist.

[60] He fights Kyokushin tournaments still.

[61] Yeah.

[62] He still goes in there in those fucking bare knuckle punch to the check.

[63] leg kick, head kick tournaments.

[64] Dude, Michael Shy White is no joke.

[65] No joke, dude.

[66] I mean, he, you know how big he is?

[67] He's like six foot three, six foot four, 235 pounds of super, super, I mean, and he's explosive.

[68] I mean, holy shit.

[69] I mean, the stuff he does, he does some, like, Never Back Down 2.

[70] First of all, never back down one, if you don't know, is the first MMA movie to go mainstream.

[71] That was the biggest MMA movie to date, but it was terrible.

[72] They made it into like the Fast and the Furious MMA.

[73] It was terrible.

[74] But the one thing I remember...

[75] That's all the anything is these days, right?

[76] Everything seems to have the same sort of tone to it.

[77] These young...

[78] They're letting you know, and like these fast and furious never back down.

[79] Any of those kind of movies, they're letting you know, we're never going to get real deep.

[80] Like we're all, we're all just, we're agreeing to this right off the bad.

[81] It's going to be like a music video.

[82] What it is is these, the people that can make movies and put them right in, the guys that have that power, they really don't know that much about MMA.

[83] They just got into it.

[84] And they're like, I'm going to make an MMA movie.

[85] I'm going to make a fighting movie, man, like this tap -out stuff.

[86] And they're the guys with the power.

[87] They're not going to let the guys they could really put together an authentic MMA movie.

[88] How are they going to get their movie?

[89] This movie company is only pushing three movies a year.

[90] This one's only pushing 10.

[91] You know what I mean?

[92] You're going to get yours on that spotlight?

[93] Well, someone did.

[94] and obviously there were a bunch of knuckleheads that put that movie together, the first one.

[95] The first one's really bad.

[96] The story's always like the new guy in town.

[97] You know, he's really handsome and all the other guys that are bad guys in town.

[98] There's got to be hot chicks.

[99] Yeah, sure.

[100] And he meets the girlfriend and, you know, the guy doesn't treat her good and this new guy does.

[101] It's the same formula with it.

[102] We could do a scary movie.

[103] We can do an M .N .A. movie.

[104] Now we need to do a race car movie.

[105] with that.

[106] We're going to do a dancing movie where they like dance off.

[107] Same story though.

[108] It's the same guys with the green light power.

[109] They're not idiots.

[110] They're not, they just don't know the sport that well.

[111] They don't know how the little things that an M &A expert can just like pick it apart.

[112] Like the little things like they're fighting and they're fighting in like in the circle of people standing.

[113] I'll never forget.

[114] I'll never forget.

[115] You know what I'm saying?

[116] When Stephen Seagal had become really famous they started a like a search like different studios were having searches of martial artists all across the country, find the next Steven Seagal.

[117] And so they met with me in New York.

[118] And I don't remember what studio it was about.

[119] But I said the number one problem with martial arts movies is that a real martial artist is going to look at that shit and go, that's not real.

[120] That can't happen.

[121] That's unrealistic.

[122] And they were like, they got arrogant with me. They were like, that's ridiculous.

[123] No, who's going to know?

[124] You and like a few other people, believe me. It doesn't matter.

[125] Yeah, it doesn't matter.

[126] He was really arrogant about it.

[127] I'm like, I'm telling you, as a person, like, if you're a guitar player, okay, and you're watching some fucking movie about the Buddy Holly story, and there's a guy playing guitar, and you know he's not really playing guitar, that would drive you crazy.

[128] If you saw some guy, and he's doing this and the music's coming out, but you know this motherfucker is not playing that music.

[129] Yeah, even if he ain't playing.

[130] As a musician, wouldn't that drive you fucking nuts?

[131] Yeah, totally.

[132] You could pick that out.

[133] Yeah, it would drive you crazy.

[134] Yeah, you always check the technique.

[135] Yeah, and I was telling these guys, I'm like, look, there's some badass shit that you can do that's.

[136] real that really does work and I can show you I can show you some badass shit that really works but all this flying double scissor kick two dudes at the same time that's silly nonsense this is silliness yeah like you're doing silly stuff I remember walking out of never back down one going okay it suck but at least they got the mainstream used to arm bars and triangles and at least they got them used to looking at fights movie big movie fights do you remember where there's a triangle and an arm bar that's kind of cool lethal weapon Jorge and Gracie was a triangle Jorge and Gracie was a fight coordinator for lethal weapon But in movies like that You see stuff like that Every now and then sprinkled in But like in never back down They explained it They're training it It's like a new Like a secret weapon So they focused on it Like a lethal weapon He gets him in a triangle But they didn't say Wow look what he's actually doing It's a true They just Most people didn't even know That was a technique They're like oh he got He had him between his legs Like they don't even see the technique You know I can't think triangle without thinking about Rampage Jackson and Arona whenever anybody even mentions the word triangle, all I think about is that fight, because that was the craziest end to a triangle attempt ever.

[137] Rampage picked him up like a pillow and slammed them.

[138] Do you remember we were over here watching that shit?

[139] Do you remember how scary that was?

[140] That was scary.

[141] Look, if you put that in a movie, you would say bullshit.

[142] That could never really happen.

[143] But you know what I mean?

[144] It hasn't happened since.

[145] And you said this, I'll never forget.

[146] You said, ooh, he might be dead.

[147] Yeah.

[148] We were watching this and you went, ooh, he might be dead.

[149] Like, that was, that was the, if you've never seen that slam, he's trying to get, Rona's trying to get Rampage in a triangle and Rampage defends it by picking him up over his head and slamming him down full force onto the ground and then head budding him.

[150] They collided heads accidentally, just from the impact.

[151] It was a double, it was a double wham.

[152] But if that would have happened on concrete, he would have been a vegetable if he was lucky.

[153] You know what I mean?

[154] He would be dead.

[155] he would be dead.

[156] You're probably going to be dead, but if you're a vegetable, like, damn, at least you kept him alive, that's how hard his head hit.

[157] His head would have exploded.

[158] I wonder if that's affecting his career now and no. Oh, for sure it is.

[159] You think?

[160] Unquestionably, that was a fucking violent knockout, man. That was an unbelievably violent knockout.

[161] And then right afterwards, so could you knock him out, remember?

[162] Yeah.

[163] So that was two in a row.

[164] You know, when you get, when you get bombed out like that, there so could you one was brutal, too, man. So could you out of the gate.

[165] You remember how.

[166] scary that guy was out of the gate.

[167] Out of the gate knocks out Nogera, Hojirio Nogera, and then Arona, two in a row, and does it like he's just going to steamroll everyone.

[168] Yeah, it looks like a mad destroyer.

[169] Jesus.

[170] And then someone told me you got to watch a fight of his against Glover Tishara, you know, who was one of the guys from Chuck's Camp from SLO.

[171] Do you remember that guy?

[172] Yeah.

[173] Big, really strong light heavyweight, but he had like visa problems, I think.

[174] But a really scary dude.

[175] Dangerous, dangerous, dude.

[176] And he, uh, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he fought Sokujo and broke him.

[177] He fought Sokujo and stopped him with strikes.

[178] And then, you know, this was all after that.

[179] That was apparently early, early on.

[180] He's such like one of those guys that almost maybe got thrown into the d -bent too quick.

[181] Yeah, it's never too late for Sokuju.

[182] Sokidu just focused on getting really good at Jiu -Jitsu and not end up like one of those fighters, you know, one of those Olympic wrestlers that never learned Jiu -Jitsu.

[183] If he falls in love with Jiu -Jitsu, continues to progress with the strike, He's going to be a force, but he's, if he doesn't learn Jiu -Jitsu, if he doesn't fall in love with Jiu -Jitsu, his chances are very slim of getting to the top.

[184] It's real weird when you see, you know, you always like to say, well, you know, there's certain amount of losses a fighter has and then they're done.

[185] But every now and then there's a guy who comes along that just defies that shit, that like loses a bunch of times, but then gets it together and then starts winning.

[186] Jorge Santiago, he's a good example of that.

[187] Anderson Silva was just running the mill.

[188] Leota Machita for a few years.

[189] They were like, ah, he's all right.

[190] So the fighters right now that you think are...

[191] Yeah, but I mean, I'm talking about losses.

[192] I'm talking about bouncing back from losses.

[193] Machita, you know, only bounced back from the Shogun loss.

[194] But like Alistair, Overeign, I think he's been stopped nine times.

[195] Bobby Hoffman stopped him.

[196] You know, he got submitted by Verdume, Heritonov stopped him.

[197] Chuck stopped him.

[198] A lot of guys stopped him.

[199] And if you looked at him on paper with all those stoppages, you would say, well, how is this guy ever going to be the best?

[200] But then you look at him now.

[201] shit he's one of the best man and his jiu jitza's good he'll kill you with a guillotine and his striking is no one's close that motherfucker is the strike force grand prix champion and or the k1 grand prix champion and the strike force champion and the dream champion who the fuck has ever been able to do that do kickboxing at the highest level and MMA the thing that saves ovary is that he mastered the guillotine anybody try to take him down you got to take him down I mean, most people aren't going to try to stand with them.

[202] There's going to be a couple, you know, brave motherfuckers out there that try to stand with them.

[203] There will be an MMA.

[204] But usually, they're going to try to take him down.

[205] They've got to worry about that guillotine.

[206] Yeah, his guillotine's death.

[207] He's fucking submitted Vitor with it.

[208] He's good.

[209] And his ground game is good, too, because his brother, Valentine Overim, he hasn't had a successful career as of yet.

[210] He's still fighting, but he's a real smart guy and is in love with Jiu -Jitsu.

[211] Valentine Overeem's Jiu -Jitsu is really, really good.

[212] And that's his brother.

[213] So it's rubbing off on him because Overeem.

[214] Alster won the...

[215] He run the Abu Dhabi European trials, didn't he?

[216] Something like that.

[217] Don't quote me on it, but I know his jiu -jitsu is good.

[218] And that's the key.

[219] All you guys out there, I know I never fought, but in my opinion, I've been in the business getting paid since 2000.

[220] Getting paid.

[221] Watching fighters come and go, watching fight camps come and go, meeting all these guys and get to, I'm like, I'm experiment, like I go through their lives, and it's never too late to get your career together.

[222] You have to fall in love with jujitsu.

[223] Of course you need like the mental state together.

[224] You got to have, you can't, you know, have a fragile ego and you got to, you've got to have a warrior's mind.

[225] But if you have a warrior's mind, you love to fight, you love to train, you have a great work ethic, please fall in love with some jujitsu.

[226] Fall in love with it, then you become dangerous on the ground.

[227] A wrestler who is not interested in learning how to take people out?

[228] That's like a basketball player not interested in, like, shooting the ball.

[229] I just want to dribble.

[230] I'm just going to dribble.

[231] I'm just going to dribble.

[232] Look at me. I'm a great dribbler.

[233] Yeah, your dribbling is awesome.

[234] You've got to get good at closing the show, making some points.

[235] How could you be a wrestler and not be in love with choking necks?

[236] Fall in love with it.

[237] Study Marcelo Garcia.

[238] He's got a website, $30 a month.

[239] If you're an M .M .A. right now, and you're not studying Marcel.

[240] Garcia, you're behind the times.

[241] He's the number one guy in Jiu -Jitsu, number one in no -gee Jiu -Jitsu.

[242] No one's better than him.

[243] If you're an M .MA fighter, fall in love with Marcelloo Garcia.

[244] That's a great start.

[245] Jeff Glover, another great start.

[246] If you fall in love with Jeff Glover and Marcella Garcia, bone both of them, you know what I'm saying?

[247] And, Gless, of course, you're some dude who just likes to stand.

[248] Yeah, that's good, too.

[249] You're going to go so far.

[250] In what I've seen working backstage at all these goddamn shows for the UFC for eight years, that's what I see.

[251] I see the guys come and go, come and go.

[252] And the main thing at the very top, at the very top, even if you're a Brazilian jiu -jitsu black belt and you won the Mondials a bunch of times, what I see, I see the prelims for the last eight years.

[253] A lot of people don't see what's going on in the prelims.

[254] Just getting signed, if you're under 170 and you get signed to the UFC, that doesn't mean shit.

[255] You got to get through the prelims to get to the main card.

[256] You know how many fights you got to win to be on the main card and you're 170 pounds.

[257] They're going to put you on the main card.

[258] You got to win more than two fights and you better be exciting.

[259] So getting signed to the UFC is like those, and I've used this before, it's like those turtles that they're born.

[260] They're hatched in the, yeah, you're born.

[261] Yeah, you're alive.

[262] But now you've got to get past the seagulls and all the crabs attacking you.

[263] Good luck making it to the ocean, the main card.

[264] Good luck.

[265] It's really hard.

[266] And my point is there's a, I see a lot of guys coming.

[267] and never make it to the pre -limb there's been a lot of Brazilian jiu -jitsu black belts out there I don't want to say any names a lot of them coming through and they just get smashed by wrestlers no one ever sees it no one never talks about it it's not on the underground and they just disappear there's been a lot of them there's got there's been guys that rise and are stars like charles olivera and that rocha guy I like those guys I want them to you know their submissions look slick no gee but there's a lot of guys they get they can't get to the main card because they couldn't get past the elite wrestler.

[268] Even though they were a black belt in the ghee, they're on their back.

[269] The guard is okay.

[270] Sometimes things catch.

[271] But overall, I see a lot of guys lose decisions because they're on their back against some average college wrestler.

[272] They couldn't get passed by.

[273] I see that a lot.

[274] That's what I've seen.

[275] Unless I dreamed it or it's like I'm having delusions, that's what I thought I see.

[276] I see a lot of guys come through.

[277] they don't have the answer for the elite wrestler.

[278] If you haven't wrestled your whole life, if you haven't wrestled your whole life, guess what?

[279] Most of the guys at the top have wrestled and you better have the answer for them.

[280] That's your worst nightmare.

[281] You better be training for that wrestler right now because that's what you're going to hit.

[282] And every year, more and more wrestlers are quitting their job at fucking Home Depot and they're watching the ultimate fighter going, I could be famous too?

[283] I wrestled 23 years.

[284] Fuck this life.

[285] They got three kids.

[286] They hate their wife.

[287] There's a lot of these guys coming.

[288] They're coming.

[289] They want to be famous too.

[290] there's a new celebrity in town and it's the MMA fighter and these guys there are a bunch of them the judo guys are going shoot i could do it too i almost went to the olympics in judo there's all these guys coming out what are you going to do to them these guys are used to being on top they've been wrestling since two you're going to start wrestling now if you haven't wrestled your whole life your guard better be amazing it better be ninja when they talk about your guard you think you're going to make it to the top of an MMA and you haven't wrestled your whole life if they're not talking about your guard like it's fucking phenomenal so dangerous stay away from his guard, it's amazing.

[291] If they're not saying that about your guard, your chances are slim that you're going to get past the elite wrestler.

[292] Because you're not going to be on top, for sure.

[293] And it's a 50 -50 beat him strike.

[294] If you beat him striking, you know, you might win a few.

[295] These new young guys, man, all of them are super equipped.

[296] Like this Michael McDonald kid that fought this weekend.

[297] Do you see that fight?

[298] I didn't see that fight.

[299] Oh, my God, what a fight.

[300] Edwin Figueroa and Michael McDonald, they fought at 145.

[301] Prelim?

[302] 145 or 135?

[303] I think it was 145.

[304] Forgive me of it.

[305] I'm not sure.

[306] Yeah, it was one of the prelims.

[307] It aired on.

[308] like Facebook or, you know, one of those things.

[309] Maybe it was Spike.

[310] I think it was Facebook, though.

[311] This fucking kid is super talented, dude.

[312] Super talented.

[313] And both of them are.

[314] The Figueroa took the fight on six days notice and cut 20 pounds to make the weight class.

[315] I'm pretty sure it was $1 .35.

[316] Either way.

[317] Figueroa cut all this fucking weight and was getting his ass kicked in the first round.

[318] But then just gutted it out and starts going after him in the second round and the third round.

[319] Dude, it was just a crazy fucking fight.

[320] But this kid, McDonald, had him in a triangle, arm bar combination.

[321] He had his back.

[322] It was sick, sick display of striking and jujitsu together.

[323] And he's fucking 20 years old, man. All these new guys that are coming up, they can do everything.

[324] They can wrestle.

[325] They can do jiu -jitsu.

[326] They're good off their back.

[327] They're all good off their back.

[328] You have to be.

[329] That's the next stage.

[330] There's no getting past that.

[331] There's no way ultimately being, having an average guard, like most, you know, just most typical MMA fighters, just that average guard that we're seeing now, that's, if you have that, you're gone.

[332] Well, I think that the days of a guy not being good at any of the aspects of MMA are on the way out.

[333] There's not that many room.

[334] There's not that much room left.

[335] It's like every other sport, man. It gets broken down to its bare essentials and everything gets exposed.

[336] And now that we know the bare essentials, it's real simple.

[337] You have to have all of them in place.

[338] You have to have wrestling.

[339] You have to have striking.

[340] You have to be good off your back.

[341] It's a science.

[342] It's a science and we've, both of us have worked backstage and we see these guys come and go.

[343] It really is a strange perspective for me. I'm getting to see what every fight I see in the truck for the last eight years.

[344] I'm analyzing what works and what doesn't.

[345] I'm constantly doing the research and talking these guys.

[346] See them come, see them go.

[347] I could put careers together like charts, you know.

[348] There's a weird arrogance to not wanting to learn some aspects of the sports.

[349] Yes, that's the problem.

[350] Basically, if the people you roll with, if you're an MMA fighter and the people you roll with aren't talking about your jiu -jitsu, like it's amazing, man, your chances are slim.

[351] That's why people eventually, you see these stars rise.

[352] And again, this is all coming from a guy, a scientist studying charts backstage.

[353] I've never fought.

[354] I'm not a badass.

[355] I'm not an athlete.

[356] I'm not this tough dude.

[357] I just notice things.

[358] That's all.

[359] I noticed things, you know, on a hyper level.

[360] And I notice that the fighters that come and go, the ones that come, if you put them on, I can't name names.

[361] That's the problem.

[362] You see them come and then you see them go.

[363] If you put them all together, their jiu -jitsu was never discussed.

[364] One common denominator was, their jiu -suitzsche was probably never discussed as something lethal at their own gym.

[365] You know what I mean?

[366] Probably not.

[367] I could go on that level.

[368] There's a lot of guys who can get away with just wrestling and really good striking.

[369] For a while.

[370] for a while.

[371] Yeah, if you can keep the fights.

[372] You've got to be good at everything.

[373] And people are leaving out, razor sharp finishing jujitsu.

[374] They're leaving that out.

[375] There's a lot of guys that are spending most of their time working on their striking, which is great.

[376] I think the main concern is, you know what, I'm going to be as tough as I can.

[377] I don't want to be exposed.

[378] I don't want to get knocked.

[379] I'm going to do everything I can to not get knocked the fuck out in front of the world.

[380] So most people focus on the striking.

[381] I totally understand that.

[382] But you have, if you want to make, if you want to fight, If you want a long career, you want a long successful career, you have to fall in love with Jiu -Jitsu.

[383] And that means you have to get into, you have to study the top guys.

[384] And the top guys are Marcello, Hodger Gracie, and Jeff Glover, just the most beautiful Jiu -Jitsu.

[385] Just watch that.

[386] And you've got to start getting into that.

[387] If you're not into it and your career's not going that great, ask yourself that question.

[388] Think about what I'm saying.

[389] You've got to fall in love with Jiu -Sitza.

[390] You have to.

[391] Not just striking and wrestling.

[392] if you want, look, if you like fighting, you're going to want to have a career that's long, and you're going to want to take as little damage as possible.

[393] And if you don't have, like, a really good submission, that option isn't in your toolbox at all times, you know, you're going to, you're going to engage in longer fights than necessary.

[394] You're going to get more damage than necessary.

[395] You know, there's guys that would see, you know, that have equal striking, but one guy will see an opening for a submission and jump on it once he's, even though he's striking with the guy, because he recognizes it's the correct thing to do, that it's there.

[396] But for some guys, they don't have that option in their toolbox.

[397] And if you don't have that option in your toolbox, you're going to have a longer, you're going to have longer fights, they're going to be more brutal, you're going to take more damage.

[398] And you have less options.

[399] And you can get hurt.

[400] And overall, whoever has the less options is going to do not as good.

[401] It's just science.

[402] And if there's more time fighting, there's more time you're getting hit, there's more chances you're getting hurt.

[403] It's that simple.

[404] It's really that simple.

[405] If you want to lengthen your career, you want to be as effective as possible.

[406] and if you want to have the most dynamic career you want to be as effective as part take whatever the fuck is there that's why george st pierre so good george st pierre never commits to doing anything i mean he might be he might be he might decide the game plan is to box you but if you take him down it's not like he hasn't been working on his guard it's not like he hasn't been working on getting right back up to his feet and it's not like he's not really comfortable strangle you on the ground if it's there he's not going to stand up and let you stand up and start banging it out with you again if he sees an opening He's going to take it.

[407] He's going to strangle you.

[408] Oh, we ever going to see George St. Pierre be put on his back?

[409] Does he fight some guy that's just putting him on his back at will?

[410] And we're going to have to see how good George St. Pierre's guard is.

[411] You think that'll ever happen?

[412] This fight easily could be that.

[413] Jake Shields could easily get a hold of George.

[414] You think so?

[415] Yes.

[416] I think stand -up -wise, George is very fluid.

[417] He's much more fluid.

[418] He's more capable.

[419] His jab is nasty.

[420] He does that Superman jab, too, and fucks you up with it.

[421] he's nasty on his feet man His leg kicks George Oh for sure George he's nasty He won kickboxing contest With Tiago Alvas basically I mean there was some takedowns In that fight But the kickboxing part of it The stand -up part George won that shit George is a beast So Jake is at a significant disadvantage Standing up But Jake is a motherfucker dude If he gets a hold of him If he gets that fucking Double underhooks on George And really squeezes If somehow or another He finds himself in a position where, you know, George Ziggs when he should have zags or he somehow or another gets him pressed up against the cage and actually gets a hold of him, things get real interesting, man. Things get real interesting.

[422] It's all about how they're going to match up.

[423] I mean, I could see it two ways.

[424] I can see Jake Shields taking maybe 90 seconds to pass George's guard and then he finally passes.

[425] And then within a minute, he sinks in a rear naked choke or some guillotine and then puts them out and you're like, wow, man. and he took his time, but he sort of went through George.

[426] I could see that, maybe, or I could also see him not being able to pass George St. Pierre's Guard.

[427] George St. Pierre's Guard might be insane.

[428] Like, by this time, the last time we saw it, I think it was maybe Carl Prison or something.

[429] I forget the last time we saw it, but he was on his back.

[430] I don't think he did that much.

[431] But now, who knows?

[432] He's preparing for everything.

[433] Yeah, maybe his, maybe Jake Shields can't pass George or he passes the half guard and then he passes the side control and then he recovers.

[434] and like, damn, he's got to pass again.

[435] One of those battles, one of those chess matches.

[436] And if it's like that, maybe later in the rounds, George St. Pierre has a tired of Jake Shields.

[437] Jake Shields is able to get, like, one take down out of three or four attempts.

[438] He's able to get him drag him down.

[439] But damn, now he can't pass his guard.

[440] He's getting tired.

[441] Now he's got to stand and he's tired.

[442] That could happen too.

[443] Or he could go through him.

[444] Fuck, who knows?

[445] It's a total mystery.

[446] It could go both ways and I'd go, oh, damn, it went that way.

[447] I'm super excited for that one, man. Who knows?

[448] I'm super.

[449] excited for that.

[450] Another scenario is Jake Shields cannot take down George St. Pierre, not even once.

[451] That's another scenario.

[452] Sure.

[453] That, I mean, if that happened, I'd be like, damn, his wrestling wasn't good enough.

[454] Because if you look at Josh Kostchek, man, Josh Kostchik, on paper was a better wrestler than Jake Shield on paper.

[455] He did more in college.

[456] He was like an all -American.

[457] Maybe a national champion once, I think.

[458] I think he was the best.

[459] Chuck Liddell told me Josh Koshchek was the best college wrestler ever.

[460] He's so fast.

[461] Yeah.

[462] He's so fast.

[463] You wouldn't fuck with GSP.

[464] Yeah.

[465] Would have Jake Shields can't take down GSP?

[466] Very possible.

[467] Fuck, yeah, it's possible.

[468] Or maybe he takes him down super easy.

[469] Or maybe it looks like, like, if you were, you know, an interesting thing with the Phil Davis, no garra fight was Phil Davis could not take down.

[470] And it looked, it looked like, for me, if I was Phil Davis as coach, I would have been like, man, you can't take him down.

[471] But you know what Phil Davis kept doing?

[472] He kept trying.

[473] And in the second round, he just kept trying.

[474] And then he finally got him down.

[475] He switched it from doubles of singles.

[476] Once he did that, he started getting them.

[477] And he just kept fucking plugging away with the wrestling.

[478] A lot of wrestlers at that point when he just said, fuck it, I'm going to stand with him and take my chances there.

[479] Well, Phil Davis is so confident with his wrestling.

[480] Yeah, he just stuck with it.

[481] Did you hear his post -fight interview?

[482] He had a lot of physical problems coming in through his camp.

[483] Apparently, yeah, he got injured a couple times, and he was having some real problems where he wasn't sure he was going to go through the fight.

[484] You see how fast he flicks up those head kicks, dude?

[485] Yeah.

[486] Holy shit.

[487] He landed that front kick to the face like Anderson does too.

[488] That's crazy.

[489] His legs are so powerful.

[490] And so fast.

[491] He just springs up.

[492] You know, God, damn.

[493] He's got the most ridiculous mesomorphic build ever.

[494] Yeah.

[495] You know, as far as, like, you look at, like, the classic mesomorph, you know.

[496] Or there's different body structures.

[497] Ectomorch.

[498] What is it?

[499] What is the other one?

[500] I don't know any of those morphs, bro.

[501] Mesomorph, ectomorph, endomorph.

[502] Endomorph is, like, I never spend time with the morphs.

[503] Ectomorph is, like, really skinny.

[504] And mesomorphs are, like, really wide shoulders, heavily muscleed.

[505] like really like super athlete builds and he's got a perfect mesomorphic build his like his his hips are like really narrow but then it flares out like big shoulders you know he's uh spectacularly like like like the way he looks like he's like a bulldog yeah well no it's like it looks like like a fucking like a comic book superhero isn't it weird that it's kind of it's like like on the on the fence of being racist kind of like if you bring up that you know that the african -american build uh oh that if african -american athlete is like just takes over all sports is like to even talk about a lot of guys who are like guys like phil davis and john jones they work fucking incredibly hard this is not just a matter of guys who are just genetically gifted and they don't have to try no no they're the thing that both those guys have in common besides being black and besides being super athletes is they're both super fucking driven they work really hard and they're both really intelligent guys who know what they have to do and go throughout and do it so when anybody questions what they've done to get where they are they're like well fuck you you know you have no idea how much work I put in this is not easy but they're still better out of than other people I mean it's just yeah it's like they got they got all the ingredients like you can't have you can't be a natural gifted athlete and not work hard that's not good enough you gotta have both you got to work hard and that the edge is the natural stuff is the edge I'm no super athlete but when I was doing taekwondo I know there was certain people that I had physical advantages over that they were undeniable.

[506] Just having larger bones from my size, being able to hit harder.

[507] You know, there's certain, certain things that you, they're undeniable.

[508] Isn't that weird how it's kind of racist to talk about that shit?

[509] I can talk about it myself, though, because I'm Italian.

[510] Look, you know, Joey Diaz was talking me about this on the phone the other day.

[511] He's like, your whole family, they're fucking masons.

[512] Masons from Italy.

[513] Those guineas, those guineas make good masons because everybody else tapped out.

[514] Everybody else is like, fuck this, I'm not carrying rocks.

[515] The guine's like, fuck you, I'll carry these fucking rocks.

[516] and that's what i mean it's it's no no different in a racist way than the idea that you know african americans were at one point in time slaves and they were bred to be larger and stronger you know why is that why is that racist is that people got fired uh jimmy the greek got absolutely isn't that like been a proven fact is it is it a proven fact i don't know it's like it's like it's like a racist you can't bring yeah it's totally like a racist to say that they have the fucking greatest bodies of all time yeah why man i wish is to say they're the greatest athletes ever Michael Jordan I mean stop Who the fuck is a greater athlete than Michael Jordan You remember when we were kids Used to see those pictures of him flying Through the fucking air What was the last time a white guy Was flying through the air In a basketball game like that I mean he could fly You remember those photos In Sports Illustrated Where you're like There's no way that's real There's no way that guy's that high In the air He could fly It's like It's the reason.

[517] It's like, it's, they think, I think the people that think it's racist see it as when they say, if you bring it up, it's almost like, yeah, you're a better athlete, but, you know, it's because we owned you.

[518] Right, you know what I mean?

[519] It's that kind of feeling.

[520] Well, I could see that, yeah.

[521] All my relatives are from, from Italy and Ireland, so nobody owned anybody in my family.

[522] You might be half black, Joe.

[523] Well, I'm mostly Sicilian.

[524] So if you follow the movie True Romance, there's a lot of black in my past.

[525] It's such a beautiful story.

[526] You know what?

[527] If I could had a time machine and I can go back and I could like mess with parallel dimensions and universes, I would choose a life where I was in a world where all the Mexicans were enslaved.

[528] And they got created like amazing athletes and then I was a product of that.

[529] I wouldn't like for me right now, I think that would be a, that's a cool background.

[530] Like my people were enslaved, you know.

[531] For me, I don't understand the, like, you know, because I'm not black, so they have a whole different feelings.

[532] I think if I go back into my history, if I could get a time machine and go back to the history of my DNA, I think along evolution, you know, if evolution is real and if one point in time we were actually lower hominids and we evolved to become humans and these hairless apes, I think there must be stages along the way, you know?

[533] And I think at one point in time, one of my great, great ancestors fucked a monkey.

[534] He probably shouldn't have been fucking anymore.

[535] You know what I mean?

[536] It was like one crazy monkey that was probably going to die out.

[537] One crazy wild monkey.

[538] And this more evolved monkey was like, God damn, but I am horny.

[539] And he shot a load into that crazy monkey.

[540] And that monkey became like this hybrid.

[541] And that's my genetic lineage.

[542] I definitely came from, I definitely have just a hair more monkey in them than the regular person.

[543] There's no doubt about it There's no doubt about it I mean if we if you look at evolution You know you look at like evolved people You know who looks evolved to me Asian people do Asian people they have less hair They're fucking awesome at math They're incredibly hard workers You know they're talking about having these They're gonna have this thing in Japan Where the nuclear power plants have melted down Dude a bunch of people More than 50 are gonna die for sure Because they went in there to clean that shit up Like they sacrifice themselves Yeah That shit would never happen with my people anybody in my family anybody with my genetics that's not happening my culture this is not happening we're not going to do that who's the Japanese to me that seems to be the most of all so that's racist against me and and I think I'm closer to a monkey than Japanese people are I'm a racist against myself speaking of fucking animals have you seen that vice guide to like where they they fuck donkeys yes in Colombia holy shit that I didn't think they would actually show it, or show like a 12 year old kid.

[544] I wonder if that was trolling.

[545] What if they were trolled us?

[546] It was all invented.

[547] They would be in trouble.

[548] They would be in trouble already.

[549] But when that the 12 year old goes like, I like to spread the pink pussy apart and it's so rats.

[550] I love the fuck the donkey pussy.

[551] Yeah, it's so disturbing.

[552] Who are they Germans?

[553] They catch these Colombians.

[554] Yeah.

[555] They catch these guys fucking donkeys.

[556] It's like there's a whole bunch of them fucking donkeys.

[557] In this part of Columbia.

[558] If there's people fucking animals anywhere, it's happening in all cultures.

[559] With this part of Columbia, it's kind of well known in their society that your first sex is with a donkey.

[560] Like, it's normal.

[561] How weird is it that that is going on the exact same time your neighborhood is going on or your neighborhood is going on?

[562] You know what I'm saying?

[563] Like, you know, you think this is all happening at the same time on this planet.

[564] There's parts of this planet that are in a totally different frequency than we are right here.

[565] Yeah, if I lived in Colombia in some third world country like that, I'd probably be fucking a don't.

[566] monkey every now.

[567] For goof?

[568] Fuck it.

[569] What else is there to do?

[570] It's probably not enough chicks.

[571] All the good ones get taken up by the dictators.

[572] Yeah.

[573] You know what I mean?

[574] They all get the best ones.

[575] They get them swooped up.

[576] Can you imagine how much it must suck to be born into some really fucking crazy little small country that's super poor and his dirt roads?

[577] And you don't even realize how fucked up everything is until one day you'd go somewhere and there's a TV.

[578] And you look at the TV and you see like Manhattan and shit and buildings and skyscrapers and people eating dinner and juicy steaks.

[579] You're like, what the fuck?

[580] Like, where's all this happening?

[581] And you're stuck with no shoes on.

[582] You get your shoes made out of water bottles.

[583] Have you seen those kids?

[584] They make flip -flops out of water bottles.

[585] Have you seen that shit?

[586] Yeah.

[587] Yeah, that's what going on right now, man. Going on right now in the world.

[588] They also said that in that it documented that there was like sometimes there's like that one slutty donkey that's just walking around the streets.

[589] And he's like, and then sometimes I was so horny, I would not even use a condom.

[590] Now, fuck the neighborhood donkey sluts.

[591] Oh, Jesus Christ.

[592] You know, fucking sheep is huge, you know?

[593] Yeah, sheep fucking, yeah.

[594] Remember that sheep vagina pit?

[595] That mockumentary for the band show.

[596] It was never even close to it getting made.

[597] What was it?

[598] Well, we were talking about sheep vagina, like, maybe sheep pussy is like way better than regular pussy.

[599] Like, maybe you don't even realize.

[600] It starts leaking.

[601] It's supposed to be, though.

[602] It's supposed to, she pussy is supposed to be, like, way, like, as realistic to a real pussy as possible.

[603] But it gets so good.

[604] The bit is it gets so good.

[605] It's a 20 -20 mockument.

[606] like this is already what's happening sheep pussy is so good that it leaked into the city people started sneaking it you know living with sheep in the city and it got it got to be a big problem and everyone's fucking sheep and that's it no there was like violent murders and stuff there was remember oh there was a sheep sheep sheep's would start murdering other sheep's yeah because they could if they smell they'd get jealous they feel great they felt way better than a female vagina so everyone's into it everyone loves their sheep everyone's got sheep at their houses everyone's got but if you cheat on your sheep if they smell sheep on you they'll attack you and like eat your dick and just kill you like a like a chimpanzee dudes got murdered yeah it's becoming a problem so they're outlying sheep vagina and they had we had sheep gang war where the sheep would go into the next door neighbors from fucking house and kill their sheep if you had to fuck one animal what's one which kind of animal would you you would do it seems like just go with the flow man yeah i think they already figured it out you know what I think them farmer's fried all that shit.

[607] Giraff, no. You wouldn't go crazy.

[608] Alligator, not worth it.

[609] They're settling on sheep for some reason.

[610] There's a reason.

[611] Let them do the groundwork.

[612] Yeah, I believe them.

[613] Listen, if they tell you that those peppers are hot, trust me, it's because somebody ate them.

[614] You did Joe, Joey, just discovering that he just started a fucking sheep pussy, and he's like telling you how great it is.

[615] Listen, cock sucker, forget that fucking fleshlight, whatever that nonsense is.

[616] Listen to me, sheep, there's a reason why those fucking farmers in Mon, Montana and up there in Butte.

[617] Those dudes with leather faces looks like fucking Catchersmith smoking Marlboro's and fucking sheep dog all day long that's what they're doing and those guys they know about New York they go fuck you I don't want to leave I'm good I'm good I got my reefer I got my sheep I'm gonna shoot a fucking bear this afternoon listen cock sucker sheep pussy it's where it's at they got it right they're living by streams while we hear like fucking animals in Burbank took me an hour in traffic an hour in traffic dog to get to fucking L .A an hour it ain't right it ain't right that guy's got it nailed these fucking sheep smoking joints from his mouth the god's ears i think i would go crazy and fuck a dolphin if i had to choose or just go really crazy and fuck like a dolphin like a bullfrog you know like what you're killing the dolphins gonna fuck you son okay no i'm saying any of these animals i'm saying any animal porpentine muscle i'm saying any animal like like you could have a tiger if you wanted to they would like sedated enough get it you know some roofies oh you want a roofy and date rate but tiger that's good you could date rape any animal is what I'm saying yeah because a dolphin what you would actually have like a spiritual connection they're so smart and it'll be slimy I would go with sheep you look at dolphin in the eye and you're like man like you could actually fall in love of the dog yeah it does all these fucking tricks for you it sucks your dick for from sardines you're like holy shit a dolphin sucking would be terrifying you know how moist in the water you're just like yeah yeah you're barely feeling the teeth oh careful Mr. Dolphin, careful with the teeth.

[618] You could fuck him, and he can take you for a ride.

[619] Did you know, giving you a gentle dolphin blowjob with those giant incisors?

[620] With all the crazy people on this planet, you know there's been one fucking dude that worked at SeaWorld.

[621] There's like, oh, yeah, try to let the dolphin suck his dick.

[622] Come on, there's got to be one or two.

[623] I think by the time of 2011, all you have to do is think about it.

[624] If you think about it, you say, what do you think someone's ever fucked a dolphin?

[625] Aps fucking, if you can think about it, it's been done a thousand times.

[626] Dude, a YouTube video of that?

[627] That'd be amazing.

[628] Well, they would pull it down, those pussies.

[629] They'd have to put it on Pornhub.

[630] Is there a website for bestiality?

[631] That's illegal, right?

[632] You'd have to be hosted in another country.

[633] It's illegal?

[634] Can the FBI come to your house if you're watching animals get jack?

[635] Probably if they wanted to.

[636] I think federally it's illegal, but statewide.

[637] See, the weird thing with states laws is that's how that movie Zoo got made.

[638] In some states, it's still legal to fuck animals.

[639] And let animals fuck do.

[640] Dude, can you imagine getting busted by the FBI for having all this, like, beastiality porn?

[641] But, like, how many guys out there were, like, fighting it?

[642] Like, this was a joke.

[643] This made me laugh.

[644] I wasn't into it.

[645] Oh, the people that downloaded it.

[646] I don't think you go to jail if you downloaded it.

[647] But you go to jail if you put it online and, like, you know, have it on a website.

[648] Oh, if you download it, you don't go to jail?

[649] Maybe if you paid for it.

[650] Because you could always say, man, Your Honor.

[651] I thought this was hilarious.

[652] My buddies would watch it all the time.

[653] I don't think.

[654] I don't think, as long as it's a. victim was crime as long as it looks like it's a grown adult, I don't think that you get in trouble for that.

[655] I think it's, you're not supposed to be in possession of it, but I don't think you would actually get in trouble.

[656] Yeah, there's got to be a website.

[657] Like, who, like, who, you know, if you think you fuck like the craziest, weirdest creature, put it online and have a judge and have a contest.

[658] There probably is.

[659] There's got to be a contest, dude.

[660] Come on.

[661] Like fucking every single breed of dog.

[662] Or the wildest animal.

[663] If you can get a fucking polar bear, you know, anytime there's, figure it out.

[664] Anytime there's any sort of a controversial thing like this, the FBI will infiltrate these fucking dudes.

[665] Dude, can you imagine?

[666] They'll pretend that they want to fuck animals.

[667] It's like a, it's like a...

[668] Before you know it, you know, right when the guys got a stick out, and there's a donkey.

[669] Freeze, FBI!

[670] What?

[671] Motherfucking, you got me this donkey.

[672] It's like an American Idol thing.

[673] See who could fuck the craziest animal.

[674] Hey, what do you think about, like, set -ups?

[675] What do you think about set -ups like that?

[676] Dogs wouldn't even be in the ballpark.

[677] People would get into, like, try to get bears and shit.

[678] You know what I mean?

[679] The oddest ones, trying to get like a hippopotamus.

[680] You know what I mean?

[681] A little big rope around its neck and shit.

[682] Dude, if there was a $5 million dollar Grand American Idol prize So you can fuck the craziest on video.

[683] Five million dollars.

[684] All we would need is a couple nuclear meltdowns in this country.

[685] Lower the price of life.

[686] And then for sure that could be a real show.

[687] You can fuck the craziest animal next on Spike.

[688] After tough 196.

[689] Top season, 196.

[690] Because you know what that first season.

[691] Rock Lesnar is still.

[692] the UFC heavyweight champion because now they have genetic engineering and he's fucking 200 years old dude the first year fucking a koala bear the first year they wouldn't get the crazy wild animals they'd have to build they'd have to build like by the third and fourth season you know what I mean they're getting crazier and crazier like the craziest would be like a fucking killer whale or something you know what I mean realistically there's not much difference between the human beings of today and the human beings that were having people fight tigers in the Roman Empire we're the same fucking people the only thing is that we've managed to not have a giant natural disaster between then and now.

[693] So we've accumulated a bunch of data on how you shouldn't act.

[694] That's the only reason why we don't have people fighting tigers in the middle of a fucking arena today.

[695] Because if somebody put it out today, there would be a bunch of people that would be into it.

[696] And if anything ever happened to the people today, if there was some fucking asteroid impact that killed off half of us and the people survived, it was all fucking chaos.

[697] For sure, within 100 years, people would be fighting tigers in an arena again.

[698] It would start all over again.

[699] And when, what year did they get that bad?

[700] How did that come about?

[701] Because they had to come a point in time where they're like, dude, we can't be, we can't having.

[702] It all died off.

[703] You know, the empire died off.

[704] That's the, that was the, I mean, I think, you know, probably today somewhere, if you got enough money, you can get a dude to fight a tiger, you know?

[705] Yeah, was it that, was it the fall of the Roman Empire?

[706] Yeah, yeah, definitely.

[707] They didn't have it.

[708] They didn't, like, move it to Greece or, you know, to England?

[709] Why not?

[710] I think the Romans were the ones who were into the Coliseum and all the, the crazy fights that they would set up.

[711] They must have been the gangstest family ever to take over.

[712] You're the head of the Roman Empire.

[713] You're the fucking emperor of the greatest, like, ancient empire.

[714] The Romans dominated all.

[715] They smashed everybody.

[716] And you're the emperor.

[717] You're having fucking orgies.

[718] You're having people fight lions in front of you.

[719] Did you imagine what that must have been like back then?

[720] There was no internet, no television.

[721] And this guy was the king of Rome.

[722] He was the emperor of Rome.

[723] Everyone's bored as fuck.

[724] And he would stand up and he would fucking give speeches.

[725] To the death.

[726] and you'd have hordes thousands of men raising their spears cheering for you i bet that had something to do with getting elected like this motherfucker he comes with the crazy shit at first it was gladiators fighting each other then animals fighting animals then guys fighting animals like that's like a new campaign to get uh and i think the whole royalty thing probably all started off because everybody wants to think that they're the man everybody wants to think that they're you know that they could be the the guy running shit if you think you're around like a regular dude.

[727] You're like, this dude isn't better than me. I could be better than that guy.

[728] That's like the classic male ego problem.

[729] But if you get someone who's elevated to the point of royalty, like you can't even question, you can't get to know them.

[730] You are not allowed to get to know them.

[731] So you never get to crack the puzzle.

[732] You can't be sitting right next to him going, this motherfucker's crazy.

[733] You're running shit?

[734] Why are you running shit?

[735] Hey, everybody, get over here.

[736] This guy would call him the king?

[737] This guy's a crazy asshole.

[738] This guy's banging his daughters and he's fucking killing people for a goof and having his wife's executed.

[739] He's crazy we gotta stop letting him run shit we can he's just a regular person you know but they never got a chance to say he's just a regular person you can get close to him that's the only way a person can really rule they have to rule as if there's something outside of the human race they have to rule like a deity they have to rule like they have to rule like they're you can't even come close to them you gotta get on your knees sire thank you for hearing my words you know you have to get on your knees and not make eye contact with him and then when he put his hand out you would kiss it what the fuck it's like You had to have that trick to keep an empire together.

[740] You couldn't just, they couldn't have access to information.

[741] It's like the ultimate example of how like those empires, like the more access to information, the more you realize that the guy in charge is just fucking crazy, the less likely it is to be able to have something like that.

[742] That's why all these fucking empires are falling apart all over the world, man. That's what Egypt, why it's going on in Egypt with Mubarak and while in Libya, they're trying to get rid of Gaddafi.

[743] I mean, I'm sure there's a bunch of American black ops involved as well.

[744] There's a bunch of CIA shit that, you know, forcing these people out because they're probably sitting on a giant pool of oil.

[745] You know what?

[746] The people are into it because information, because they're getting information.

[747] I haven't listened to the Alex Jones version of what's going on in Libya.

[748] I'm sure there's a whole different version.

[749] I'm very interested in.

[750] I just haven't had time, Alex.

[751] I haven't heard it either.

[752] I haven't heard it either.

[753] I can't.

[754] When shit is really happening, when real shit is going down, that's the last time I want to listen to Alex.

[755] Because he'll get you distracted.

[756] It's eugenics.

[757] What they're doing right now is they've got.

[758] FEMA has black plastic coffins outside of Dallas.

[759] I've seen them, ladies and gentlemen.

[760] I have the photographs, and there's 200 billion of them.

[761] They know there's not even 200 billion people.

[762] So we're talking clones now.

[763] Clones of people, life extension.

[764] We'll be right back.

[765] Buy gold.

[766] You need to buy gold, ladies and gentlemen.

[767] 2012, solar impact.

[768] Gold will protect you.

[769] I like that little.

[770] We will be right back.

[771] We'll be right back.

[772] That was good.

[773] That's what he does.

[774] We'll be right back, folks.

[775] He's got to run a show.

[776] He's out of his fucking mind.

[777] Alex Jones rules.

[778] He's awesome.

[779] He's awesome.

[780] But he's out of his mind.

[781] I think Alex Jones is dead on the money like 70 % of the time.

[782] That's what scares the shit out of me. All the crazy stuff that he throws in there, I mean, maybe he's right.

[783] I don't know.

[784] Seems crazy to me. But the real stuff that he's dead on the money about, it's almost cheapened by all the other, the histronics, the craziness.

[785] With the Japan thing, he knew about those explosions, like days before they would announce him.

[786] They were not admitting shit.

[787] He would get shit like somehow on the inside.

[788] Could have been a lucky call.

[789] Could have been a lucky call.

[790] Reactor fours, you just blew up.

[791] It's like, damn, I got a one in six chance.

[792] Oh shit.

[793] Four hit!

[794] Four hit!

[795] Oh, shit!

[796] Yeah, that's fun.

[797] Alex, you did it.

[798] Well, he's a fucking news junkie and he has access to shit that other people don't have access to.

[799] I wouldn't know why he's still alive.

[800] How come they haven't tried to kill him?

[801] Why would they kill him, man?

[802] You don't, look, you don't have to kill him.

[803] For what?

[804] He's not stopping anything.

[805] No one's stopping anything.

[806] and you know what things the things that get exposed they're supposed to get exposed he's like the perez hilton of the fucking the the political world that's what it is it's like you know he's exposing shit that you know what you fucked up anyway you shouldn't have been doing it this way anyway stupid you know you know this is wrong and everybody is in government it's not like everybody's evil in government but there's a lot of fucking stupid poor choices that get made and the better they get exposed the better it is for everybody even the people that are governing the people they need to be checked too it's not like everybody in government is evil they have to be evil They don't necessarily have to be evil.

[807] A lot of people go into government with good intentions, but along the way they get stifled by corruption and bullshit.

[808] So this is all good for everybody.

[809] This is good for everybody when shit like this happens.

[810] But some of the stuff that he says is terrifying.

[811] Like one thing that got passed by everybody that you never hear discussed was during the World Trade Organization meetings in Seattle.

[812] You remember those?

[813] The people were stopped from protesting.

[814] This is what happened.

[815] There was peaceful protests.

[816] It was a long time ago.

[817] I think it was like, I want to say 2001.

[818] but I'm just pulled that out of my ass.

[819] I just pulled that out of my ass.

[820] I think it was actually before that.

[821] No, it was before that.

[822] Because it was before 9 -11.

[823] It was quite a bit before 9 -11.

[824] The protesters were actually CIA guys?

[825] Yeah, well, the protesters were cops.

[826] They were paid anarchists.

[827] There were people that were sent in to go in and cause chaos and break windows and they all wore ski masks and they all wore military -issue boots.

[828] And they weren't, nobody knew them.

[829] They weren't involved in the rest of the protest.

[830] The protest was peaceful and inconvenient because all these foreign delegates and all these people were coming, you know, these representatives of foreign countries were coming to that one place.

[831] And to have all this protest around was embarrassing and it was disturbing and it was causing, it was, you know, causing a lot of press.

[832] They were having to answer a lot of questions about it.

[833] So they turned it into a violent display.

[834] They turned it into a violent protest, they being the government.

[835] They came in with guys that were in military outfits and they would wear ski masks on and they broke windows and they smashed them.

[836] And Alex Jones documents every single aspect of it, including these guys going into a safe house and being allowed to negotiate and eventually all being released.

[837] I mean, he documents all this.

[838] And, you know, he does it with news reports and he does it with video footage.

[839] And it's pretty fucking crazy.

[840] Because what they did is they shut down a protest.

[841] They sent some fucking goons in and they shut down a protest.

[842] And this isn't Nazi Germany.

[843] This isn't the Roman Empire.

[844] This is the United States of America.

[845] That's crazy.

[846] It's fucking nuts.

[847] And it's 100%.

[848] It's not like this is a conspiracy.

[849] theory.

[850] They stopped people from walking through with things that said WTO with a red line on it.

[851] How fucking un -American is that?

[852] Anything is possible after that?

[853] You're saying that you can't go in with a pin that says World Trade Organization, that you're opposed to it?

[854] You can't have an opinion?

[855] That's not even offensive?

[856] There's no swears, no curses, it's not something that would hurt children.

[857] You know, you just have a WTO with a red line through it, and you're telling me, I can't go to work.

[858] They wouldn't let people into buildings.

[859] They had cops there with guns.

[860] There were telling people you have to take that shirt off, you have to take that pin off.

[861] They have videos of this.

[862] In fucking America, they created a no protest zone.

[863] So just for the stuff like that that Alex exposes, you know, whether or not he's right about a missile hitting the Pentagon or any of that other stuff, shit, I don't know, man. There's not enough time in the world to be dwelling on all this shit.

[864] But he's right about enough.

[865] He's wrong about a couple things, but if you're going to judge a guy based on, like, oh, he was wrong about this so he can't know anything else, you know, then none of us would have any opinions that mattered.

[866] He has fucked up a little bit here and there, but, man, I believe the shit he tells me, I believe I'm confident with in the 90 % tile.

[867] I'm confident.

[868] Well, he's a fun guy, too.

[869] I enjoy his company.

[870] He's a great guy.

[871] I love hanging out with that guy.

[872] Yeah, yeah.

[873] It's pretty surreal hanging out with Alex Jones, right?

[874] Yeah, that's cool, man. We took him to Vegas, we took him to UFC.

[875] We're all hanging out, have a good time.

[876] You guys, I'm really happy brought me out here.

[877] I need to relax.

[878] You know, fight a new world order, man. It's fucking crazy.

[879] You know, you hear it down and you get a little crazy.

[880] He's got to sit back with a cigarette.

[881] I love it.

[882] I love it because all he, he loves talking about all the, it's like, he could go two ways.

[883] He could be a guy like, please don't talk about conspiracies like anymore.

[884] I'm tired.

[885] I'm doing for a living.

[886] But no, not Alex Jones.

[887] He'll go.

[888] Donald Rawlsfeld was the one who, he's the one who got that pass through to Diet Coke.

[889] That's how it got in.

[890] Yeah.

[891] I feel bad for him now.

[892] I feel like he needs to calm down.

[893] He does, but he does.

[894] He does, but he doesn't.

[895] He does, but that's him.

[896] Yeah, let him.

[897] You know, you let you be you, let him be him.

[898] Yeah.

[899] Imagine if they made the Brian Red Band conspiracy show.

[900] You'd be like, hey, guys, I mean, who knows?

[901] I don't know, you know.

[902] Why are we fucking freaking out about this?

[903] All right, we'll be right back after these words for the fleshlights.

[904] That'll be the Brian Red Band Conspiracy Radio Show.

[905] You'd be like, I think we're all getting a little carried away here, okay?

[906] We don't know shit.

[907] I don't know what's happening in Japan.

[908] But guess what?

[909] That's way the fuck over there.

[910] Forget it.

[911] God.

[912] Everybody relax.

[913] That's you.

[914] FEMA has three.

[915] hundred thousand helicopters with beds in them ready to go they can stay in the air for up to three days okay solar charged helicopters in case of an asteroid impact it's recommended that they he'll just fill your brain up every day with more information about doom and the apocalypse i love it i love it i have so many questions he has answers to all my questions the craziest thing is he's always selling gold i think that motherfucker just needs to step up and start selling gasoline and bullets.

[916] Stop fucking around with this gold.

[917] Because you know if some shit goes down, gold's going to be useless.

[918] All right.

[919] Unless the Anunaki land again, and we got to give them gold to let them take us aboard the UFO.

[920] Unless that happens, gold's going to be useless.

[921] I think gold is, like, it's universal no matter what.

[922] In Mad Max times, gold is still going to be.

[923] Yeah, I think it is.

[924] No matter what, that's the one thing we all agree on in this planet.

[925] We don't agree on shit.

[926] Every country, even the same religion.

[927] It all depends on whether or not by the time the apocalypse hits, we've created artificial people.

[928] If we created like horrors, artificial horrors you know, soulless, mindless robot horrors that you could just fuck their shit out of and they love you and they're so happy and they just shut off and wait for you to come back.

[929] And when you come back they talk to you perfectly.

[930] It's like, it's just like Blade Runner except they don't have a soul.

[931] Why would they shut off?

[932] They should be clean your house.

[933] Technology claims right.

[934] No, no, no. You got one of those too, bro.

[935] You got a, you got one.

[936] You got this crazy looking Tongan woman with face tattoos.

[937] She cleans your house.

[938] Technology ends.

[939] She should clean your house.

[940] Slash bodyguard I wish you could Can you fuck that No no no no no no no no no no no No no you're better off getting a dude house robot With no dick a eunuch A eunuch he's built like he's built like The Incredible Hulk Except downstairs it's like Ken I'm never gonna have a guy robot And his face is all fucked up He has one eye like one big cyclops Like there's no way There's no way girls No he's got three eyes He's got three eyes Because he needs to be able to see everywhere So he can protect you Imagine in the first gaze To be your protector Yeah you know that's when technology ends Because all the guys building in this shit.

[941] They're going to have harems, dude.

[942] Just think about it.

[943] Like the nerds of the world, they're going to have like 10 chicks around them at all time.

[944] They're going to be going on date after date after date.

[945] For monkeys, for monkeys, who, what monkey would ever think about having a pet dog?

[946] They'd be like, what the fuck are you talking about?

[947] You can't trust a dog.

[948] They're going to kill you, man. You can't have a fucking pet dog.

[949] How are you going to be able to control a dog?

[950] Well, when humans evolve to a certain point, we'll be able to have like pet things that we've created, like pet monsters.

[951] Like pet giant, like your house will be guarded by like superheroes.

[952] Like juggernaut will guard your house.

[953] Like you'll have your own genetically engineered man. It's way better than a robot.

[954] Fuck yeah.

[955] He never sleeps.

[956] Robo with personality.

[957] He can jump over buildings.

[958] He fucking leaps over buildings.

[959] Plans on shit.

[960] Try to break into my house, bitch.

[961] I got superheroes guarding this.

[962] You crackhead.

[963] Crackhead with a screwdriver.

[964] You're going to get past a superhero?

[965] Yeah.

[966] I am so fascinated by what the fuck ever is going to happen when things keep going.

[967] You know, I watch all those Ray Kurtzweil lectures and, you know, I've read some of his papers and some of his articles about the singularity and the idea of artificial intelligence and it's all going to happen we're not going to stop i mean we've created so much between now and just a couple hundred years ago the difference between our life now and like i was watching the unforgiving the other day on a plane still badass bro still badass from like 1990 whatever the fuck it was that movie is awesome Clint eastwood is the shit especially in that movie that's the best western movie ever but i looked at the way these fucking people were living and i'm like my god that's less than 200 years ago less than 200 years ago and they're riding horses and getting rained on and shit and they're going into these places and the houses are made a wood and they're leaking like crazy because of the rain they didn't even know how to make roofs right back then that's just that's just too you know that's probably also just like dramatic scenes in a movie don't you think back then if you had a leaky roof like you'd be on that thing not the sheriff Gene Hackman and not Gene Hackman and the sheriff You didn't know what the fuck There's nothing else to do It's like there's no fucking internet To fucking bother He's like oh I have a leaky roof Movie geeks right now That was part of the character Development of Gene Hackman He was supposed to be incompetent But yet cocky And that was the whole reason Why it was so satisfying That Cleeney's would kill him In the end Okay dude I know I know We're just having fun here you fucks You wouldn't Wouldn't you think that Like McDonald Douglas Or like one of those Cubs like Hughes Aircraft Or someone would be like involving the number one product on the planet would be like a real person that you could fuck.

[968] That you control.

[969] That would be the ultimate.

[970] A robot that looked, the best robot would look exactly human.

[971] Could you imagine if you had just, you know, you had a robot woman in your house and you come home and your wife like lit it on fire?

[972] Or she was fucking it?

[973] Oh yeah, she's having to eat her asshole.

[974] So you come on the, what's this fucking robots?

[975] Breast stinks.

[976] Your wife just fart.

[977] We got to change the smell like circuits.

[978] Shit.

[979] that thing's mouth while you're at work you come on she's coughing and your robot's coughing and choking and she's got shit kicked in her mouth like what the fuck have you been doing i shit in her mouth can you imagine the first gay robot sex you want to keep that fucking robot whore in my house i'm gonna shit in her mouth every day you wouldn't even feel bad because it's not a real person you know if you were shitting in like your slave's mouth you'd be like well that's kind of rude but dudes would get transvestite robots oh shit you know what i read the other day that's um i need to verify this of course because every time i don't verify something that I read.

[980] People go, incorrect, disinformation.

[981] I get somebody angry tweets.

[982] Relax, everybody.

[983] Relax.

[984] But this is what I read, that more people are in the sex slaves today than were slaves back when slavery was legal.

[985] How crazy is that?

[986] That's like one of those numbers.

[987] More people are sex slaves.

[988] We should that's one of those numbers too.

[989] How the fuck do they know?

[990] Yeah, right?

[991] You know, I mean, sex slaves live in basements and they can only come out when they're hungry for cock.

[992] You know, it's like, who counts that guy?

[993] Are they just guesstimating that every block?

[994] Well, I think they do it the same way they figure out, I think they do it the same way they do about Mexicans.

[995] Just take a wild guess.

[996] They don't know.

[997] They don't have any idea.

[998] They have no idea how many Mexicans there are.

[999] They're just sneaking in there left and right.

[1000] My gardener, I shouldn't say this.

[1001] I can't, I can't rat them out.

[1002] I got a cool house gardener, and he knows a bunch of illegals.

[1003] He's legal himself, but he knows a bunch of illegals.

[1004] He's got some great stories about dudes going back and forth.

[1005] He took him a few tries, but he came back.

[1006] They don't know.

[1007] They don't know, man. This dude's going back and forth.

[1008] There's fucking three guys in Arizona with white pickup trucks trying to guard a million miles of fence.

[1009] Good luck, boys.

[1010] You're on your own.

[1011] Good luck.

[1012] You know how many fucking Mexicans get through there?

[1013] It's crazy.

[1014] A lot of them do.

[1015] My grandfather came to this country illegally.

[1016] He snuck over the border.

[1017] How about King Velasquez's dad's story?

[1018] He walked all the way to like Sacramento.

[1019] twice.

[1020] That's craziness.

[1021] Yeah, he was picking grapes.

[1022] I think it was actually Oxnard or something like that.

[1023] That's a long motherfuckin' walk.

[1024] His hips are all fucked up.

[1025] Yeah, his hips apparently all fucked up.

[1026] Yeah, I think maybe he took rides everywhere.

[1027] They had some one show where they watched his family sneak across the border.

[1028] They followed them.

[1029] From sneaking up across the border to trying to get someone to take them in in Phoenix.

[1030] They were trying to get someone to let them sleep in their garage for the night because they had just snuck in.

[1031] and people like, man, you can't be here, you can't be here.

[1032] And they were talking Spanish to them.

[1033] It was really crazy.

[1034] It was like these Mexicans that had snuck through did not want these guys that hadn't to be staying in their garage.

[1035] They just wanted a place to sleep for the night before they made it to town.

[1036] They were literally like going into knocking on people's doors.

[1037] Can you help us?

[1038] They didn't have anything.

[1039] They had no food.

[1040] They had no money.

[1041] Like, wow, you talk about taking chances.

[1042] You know, it was really moving, man. Like this couple, this man, this woman, they're holding hands and they're trying to get across to America and try to get jobs.

[1043] and they're, you know, talking to them in Spanish about, you know, what they're looking forward to when they go into America and, you know, they're trying to make some money and they're going to send money back home.

[1044] It's like, whoa, this is like, why can't they just come over?

[1045] What the fuck is that?

[1046] You know, why can't they just come over here?

[1047] You know, can't we just, like, have, like, a screening process to see who's nice.

[1048] And if they're nice, let them over here.

[1049] Yeah.

[1050] Is that ridiculous?

[1051] The perfect road would have, be no borders.

[1052] Every place was the exact same.

[1053] It just seems, I mean, people would get crazy.

[1054] Like, listen, bro, that's chaos.

[1055] There's a reason why there's border.

[1056] It's the reason why there's border patrol.

[1057] They're there to protect you.

[1058] You can't have no rules.

[1059] You fucking hippies, the old fucking...

[1060] Yeah, but if everybody was nice, wouldn't it be possible to have no borders, right?

[1061] Yeah.

[1062] What the fuck is keeping it?

[1063] You know, that's the real issue at hand.

[1064] It's not more borders.

[1065] It's like, how do you make everybody nice?

[1066] How do you smooth it all out?

[1067] That's the real issue.

[1068] It's not borders.

[1069] There's got to be a map that you can get before you make the trip.

[1070] Like a map of all the home depots and all the strawberry fields.

[1071] You just got to...

[1072] Move forward to so you're actually talking into the microphone.

[1073] That's why he had to turn it up.

[1074] There's got to be a map of what?

[1075] Pump up the volume.

[1076] That would be valuable, a map with all the home depots and all the strawberry fields in Southern California.

[1077] Yeah, right?

[1078] Like, one of those maps of the stars.

[1079] Like, because you're going to get a job for sure.

[1080] You show up to a strawberry field.

[1081] They're going to give you like 20 bucks or something.

[1082] You're for sure going to get work there.

[1083] That's the bottom of the barrel.

[1084] How crazy are those maps of the stars?

[1085] Those are so disgusting, man. When you see some dudes sitting there with a pile of names, Hey, this is where this guy lives.

[1086] Go fuck with him.

[1087] This is where that guy lives.

[1088] Go stare at him while he's sleeping.

[1089] Have you ever done one of those?

[1090] No, no. That's so creepy.

[1091] It's like, what are these guys thinking that they're like, you know, handing out, like, free stalker guides?

[1092] Like, this is the easy way to find where someone lives.

[1093] And how easy is it to just make shit up?

[1094] Yeah, fucking Neil Diamond lives in that fucking house and fucking Brad Pitt.

[1095] Yeah, he lives up there with Angelina.

[1096] They're fucking crazy.

[1097] Oh, they're fucking right now.

[1098] They're crazy.

[1099] They steal each other's blood.

[1100] You come out, they'll come out Just wait for them They love their fans Like how would you know It's like Yeah, how would you know They love their fans It's like there are certain There's certain types of people That would You know, they're catering to The same people that would buy That fake weed That you see in like high times You know That was always the most disappointing shit ever about high times They would always You know be down for legalization It's down Meanwhile you're selling fake weed You're ripping people off man Those are the sponsors Yeah but so what?

[1101] Your sponsor is a crook.

[1102] You don't have a problem with your sponsor only praying on retards.

[1103] I mean, that's what the sponsor did.

[1104] If you bought that stuff, you had to be like a 10 -year -old boy or a retarded person.

[1105] There's to be something wrong with you.

[1106] But dude said that that's how high times survives is with their money because it's like every other page.

[1107] I refuse to admit or refuse to believe that in a nation of 300 million and who knows how many pot smokers, is there 30 million of us?

[1108] Let's say 30 million.

[1109] pot smokers in this country.

[1110] I refuse to believe that you couldn't produce a quality magazine that was interesting and it had to do with people who smoke pot who engage in different activities and show how much marijuana enhances their life.

[1111] Instead of the same old stupid shit that they have in those magazines every week.

[1112] Every week there's a girl in bikini and she's got a bud in her hand.

[1113] Whoa, look at the butt.

[1114] It's crazy.

[1115] And look at the fucking, look at the picture in the middle.

[1116] Amazing.

[1117] Look at the picture of the bud.

[1118] You're not saying anything different.

[1119] It's all the same goddamn shit.

[1120] Well, the magazine industry is so dead now.

[1121] But that's reason why they have to sell this fucking fake weed shit that fake weed shit is insulting you that is like you know you're you're allowing someone to steal from your fans you're allowing someone that's like that's like if i had this thing and if the fleshlight you know wasn't our sponsor and i decided to get some other like big dick pills you know a big dick what a hypocrite what a creepy personality would be if i was allowing these people to get ripped off by something you know allowing i was promoting something that's what they're doing man they've got pages of this shit these fake fucking buds have you ever tried that budd z no i haven't tried it i've heard it actually works get the fuck out of here that shit doesn't work i actually heard it works no the stuff that k2 stuff that they made illegal that stuff works but that shit they've been selling in high times you know that's the shit they smoke in movies man that's the shit that Mitch headberg smoked with peter frampton remember that joke you remember that joke Mitch headberg did he goes uh how does Mitch Heppberg do it.

[1122] He goes, I once smoked fake pot in a movie with Peter Frampton.

[1123] He goes, that's way better than smoking a real pot with a dude who looks like Peter Frampton.

[1124] I've done that way more times.

[1125] That's hilarious.

[1126] Fucking Mitch.

[1127] He was awesome, man. He was amazing.

[1128] That's a guy that, man, when he died, I went, shit.

[1129] Like, that really was like, God damn it, we lost a good one.

[1130] Do you know what's so fucking weird about you saying that whole entire story?

[1131] Because the person that told me last that that shit worked and she was his ex.

[1132] Oh, Lynn?

[1133] Well, maybe she was talking about that K2 stuff.

[1134] That stuff's legit.

[1135] But how weird is that that?

[1136] That's what she was talking about.

[1137] Is this recently?

[1138] Yeah, it was like a month ago.

[1139] Guarantee you, she's talking about the synthetic marijuana, which does work.

[1140] That stuff, they're making it illegal everywhere because it does work.

[1141] They've just modified it somehow or another so that it's not technically the same thing as marijuana.

[1142] It just becomes, you know, they can do that.

[1143] That's what they also did with those.

[1144] bath salts things.

[1145] Remember, we thought it was bath salts, but it really was, is they were selling it as bad, so they could sell it in it, but it really was just amphetamines.

[1146] They can change the chemical components of something and make it something that's not classified.

[1147] Like, you know, like, oh, well, here's this new thing.

[1148] What is this?

[1149] This isn't even illegal.

[1150] And so that's why they have, they have also like some laws in certain places where things become illegal if they're related or, you know, to other things being illegal.

[1151] So that's why five MEO, DMT, was never classified as a Schedule 1, but it's the most potent form of DMT.

[1152] And you used to be able to buy it online, man. You used to be able to go to American chemical company, all these different places, and just buy DMT online.

[1153] But then because it's related to N &DMT, which is illegal, they made it illegal and they stopped people from selling it online.

[1154] And they made them very aware that there were consequences, even though it's not technically an illegal substance.

[1155] So what would happen if you got arrested in for you?

[1156] I don't know.

[1157] It's tricky.

[1158] You'd be able to fight it probably.

[1159] See, the real thing with all these Schedule I substances is the last thing they want is scrutiny.

[1160] They want anybody looking at them.

[1161] They don't want to make a new one illegal because then people start looking at what makes it illegal and what is legal.

[1162] And then the argument comes up, well, how can that be illegal when this is legal and that's illegal?

[1163] And this is sold at every pharmaceutical company all across the country that's been shown to be incredibly addictive.

[1164] And this destroys your liver, but doctors prescribe it like candy.

[1165] You know, it would open up the doors of scrutiny.

[1166] So what they would rather do is threaten people, close all these companies down that are selling all this shit and not change any of the laws.

[1167] Just go, hey, shut the fuck up, sit the fuck down.

[1168] This is the government here.

[1169] And that's what they do.

[1170] Because they don't want everybody looking at it.

[1171] Because if you look at it, at a certain point in time, when you're a grown man, I am a 43 -year -old grown man. And if another grown man, my age, or, God forbid, even younger, is telling me what I can and can't do with my body that doesn't hurt anybody.

[1172] And they don't even have research to back it up It's not like I saw that movie Limitless the other day Pretty fucking interesting movie Is that the one where he opens up his mind?

[1173] Yes, he uses a, it's a Bradley Cooper movie Pretty interesting, I didn't enjoy the end Spoiler alert Plug your ears Effects, the idea, pretty sweet though Yes, the end was whack The end was like, oh he's awesome all the time now Sorry, the end, I win, you lose That was so stupid What about sucker punch?

[1174] But hold on, but hold on a second But the thing about that is that there were massive consequences like he like he would like lose time like it it became got people were dying from it it wasn't just as simple as you take this thing it accelerates you and then you just live like an awesome person for the rest of your life there's there's consequences now if you can't prove consequences then you have zero argument and that's the real argument the real problem with psychedelic drugs being illegal you have all these people saying that they've helped them all these people that are going taking that ibegain like ed clay our friend ed clay who changed his life, changed who he is, you know, and became this really fucking warm, open person after going on these Ibogaine retreats.

[1175] And that's illegal.

[1176] Why is it illegal?

[1177] There's no, there's no, there's no, there's no studies showing it harms you.

[1178] There's only studies showing that people have benefited from it.

[1179] And so many people talk about it glowingly, and yet you have other grown adults telling you what you can and can't experience.

[1180] Then there's same age as you.

[1181] That's ridiculous.

[1182] That's nonsense.

[1183] There's a lack of reality and a lack of, and a lack of of openness when it comes to discussing these things.

[1184] These things are never discussed in, you know, in politics.

[1185] These are huge issues.

[1186] The issues of being able to control your consciousness is a giant issue.

[1187] And the fact that that's not discussed ever during presidential campaigns shows how infantile we are.

[1188] At the very least, occasionally it gets breached.

[1189] Mr. Obama, did you ever smoke marijuana?

[1190] And if so, did you inhale?

[1191] Yes, I did.

[1192] I thought that was the point.

[1193] That's it.

[1194] That's the in -depth version of the discussion on marijuana.

[1195] Obama admits to smoking marijuana and inhaling says that was the point.

[1196] Amazing.

[1197] And everybody, it's like we're little children.

[1198] It's like as a nation in our entirety, we have the attitude about drugs, about marijuana, about psychedelics that an 11 -year -old has.

[1199] That's how we treat it.

[1200] Like, what are you doing with that?

[1201] What are you doing with that?

[1202] Bad boy.

[1203] Yeah.

[1204] We're little fucking children.

[1205] It's one of the biggest issues, I think, as far as consciousness goes, that is in the world.

[1206] One of the number one issues, the ability to control your consciousness, the ability to seek personal evolution through psychedelic experience.

[1207] These are huge issues.

[1208] These are issues that radically transformed you, radically transformed me, radically transformed you.

[1209] We've all been transformed by psychedelic experiences.

[1210] There's a guy named Kelly Mullis who won a Nobel Peace Prize, or I guess it is a Nobel Peace Prize, for work in DNA discovery.

[1211] No, science, Nobel Science.

[1212] Yeah, he was the guy who found it on LSD, right?

[1213] Yes, yes, exactly.

[1214] He did it while he was fucked up on him.

[1215] Yeah, I don't remember what the finding was, but that guy actually is a bad example.

[1216] Something about DNA.

[1217] You turned crazy when he got older.

[1218] Really?

[1219] Yeah, became like real belligerent, getting crazy arguments with people and became a nutcase.

[1220] Yeah, there's a lot of weird stuff about him.

[1221] Another interesting one is Francis Crick.

[1222] Francis Crick, apparently, and this is all hearsay, because the article says very explicitly that Francis Crick told this man that if he printed a word of this, he would sue.

[1223] and he printed it obviously after Crick died but Crick the guy who he said that he came up with the idea of the double helix for DNA while he was on acid but again this is a guy who says that Crick said that the problem is with anything like that is that people are full of shit why would they lie I don't know but they could have and they do a lot you know people fucking lie like crazy man we were talking about that game show in my head episode that I did I told you about this shit when we had people talk about UFOs on video we had a pretend news camera.

[1224] Did I tell you about this?

[1225] This is what we did.

[1226] The game show in my head was a fun -ass show.

[1227] And what was interesting about it was there was a contestant and I had a microphone and I would talk in their ear with a little earpiece and I would tell them here's your stunt, this is what you got to do.

[1228] They didn't know what was going to happen.

[1229] They didn't know where they were.

[1230] We had them in a van and then we would open the door and say walk to that mark on the floor and then Joe will be talking to you in your ear.

[1231] So they would walk to that mark.

[1232] I go, all right, dude you ready to do this?

[1233] He goes, yeah, here's what we got.

[1234] You are a news reporter, okay?

[1235] There was just a UFO sighting right here in Hollywood.

[1236] It was huge.

[1237] A giant flying saucer was here, and it took off.

[1238] Now, you lost your witness.

[1239] The witness was going to go on camera, and he was going to tell everybody about this UFO experience, and now you're going to look really stupid because you've got the camera here, and there's no witness.

[1240] So you're going to try to ask one of these people to pretend it was them.

[1241] That was their stunt.

[1242] And every person they got to do it, I think if they got three people to do it, they won $5 ,000.

[1243] That's awesome.

[1244] Dude, people did it instantly.

[1245] They did it instantly.

[1246] They started, he goes, hey, I wonder if you could do me a favor.

[1247] There was a UFO here earlier, apparently.

[1248] Some people saw it, and there was witnesses, but I guess they chickened out with the cameras here.

[1249] I don't know what to do.

[1250] I mean, do you think you could pretend that it was you?

[1251] Yeah, man. Yeah, but you're going to be on a TV right now.

[1252] Yeah, yeah, yeah, okay.

[1253] People would just start talking.

[1254] What happened?

[1255] Oh, man, there was a bright, bright light, and then the UFO came, and they just started talking.

[1256] It was incredible.

[1257] We were all sitting in the truck while it was happening, and we were shaking our heads going, wow how full is shit are people people who just start talking about shit so that was my point I mean it's like I don't know if Francis Crick story about DNA was true yeah it was a lot of fun man you were you were talking earlier about Ed Clay yeah the way it changed his life Ed Clay was a very successful entrepreneur who got they're smart guy great guy who got very driven you know he did jiu jitsu he has an MMA academy he was always hurt so like a lot of and the athletes, he got addicted of pills.

[1258] He got it was really bad.

[1259] It really was fucking up his life in a big way.

[1260] He heard about ibogaine and Ibogain is like the African version of DMT in a nutshell.

[1261] And what Ibogain does, ayahuasca apparently cures alcoholism.

[1262] And Ibogaine cures in a high percentage rate.

[1263] Ibogain cures addiction to certain pills.

[1264] And Ed Clay heard about it.

[1265] He went to, it's illegal in the United States.

[1266] He went to Mexico.

[1267] There's this Ibo Gain retreat in Mexico in the city that they're all trippers.

[1268] And they've all done Ibo Gain.

[1269] They've done ayahuasca, all of them.

[1270] And it's just like a city where there's music.

[1271] Oh, he said there was music 24 hours.

[1272] You land in Mexico City.

[1273] You drive four hours.

[1274] You're in this village and everyone's playing music.

[1275] There's artists everywhere.

[1276] There's music constantly.

[1277] It's 24 -7.

[1278] You hear people like singing and dancing and there's music.

[1279] He went to this place.

[1280] He did the ibogaine treatment, which takes you on a trip.

[1281] It's like ayahuasca that lasts like two days or something like that.

[1282] It lasts for a long time.

[1283] And it's, you know, you get to see yourself and you get to see the world for what it is.

[1284] And what it does is somehow it does something to your brain receptors or something.

[1285] It's a realization of who you really are.

[1286] And it resets your receptors in some weird way.

[1287] I don't know the details.

[1288] But it changed his life.

[1289] He came back to the States.

[1290] So it's set his receptors as far as addictions?

[1291] Yes, yes.

[1292] So it's not just psychological healing.

[1293] It's actually a physical healing?

[1294] Yes, exactly.

[1295] Wow.

[1296] That's incredible.

[1297] He changes, I mean, it changes his whole life.

[1298] How many people is I work on?

[1299] Do you know?

[1300] He's dedicated, it's a high percent.

[1301] It's like 80%.

[1302] He dedicated his life to I Will Gain and all the money that he's had from other businesses.

[1303] He sold one of his businesses, a big MMA company.

[1304] He sold it.

[1305] And he's dedicating his whole life to saving as many people from addiction of pills is possible.

[1306] Yeah, it's amazing that we have this issue in this country where that thing which is so helpful is illegal and these things that are so damaging and so scary are legal.

[1307] And they lied about how addictive they are when they got them through.

[1308] When they made fucking OxyContin's legal, there's a bunch of documents that show that they weren't being honest about the possibility of addiction.

[1309] That stuff's heroin, man. That stuff gets so many.

[1310] My friend, I don't want to say his name because I don't want to be public about it.

[1311] it, but someone, someone I know very recently died of it.

[1312] He had a pill problem, you know, and it's scary shit, man. You know, I've known people that immediately became pill zombies.

[1313] I've known, I've known two people very well that became pill zombies while I knew them.

[1314] You know, some scary shit, man. It's scary that the government doesn't stop that.

[1315] If you're out there and you have a pill problem or you know somebody that has a pill problem, look into I -B -O -G -A -N -E, I think, I -B -O -G -A -N -E, I think, I -B -O -G -E, Ed Clay, if you look him up, he's doing everything he can to help as many people as possible.

[1316] You know what's really funny?

[1317] That Ibelgain was the drug that got Hunter S. Thompson in trouble when he was a journalist when he was covering the...

[1318] Hunter S. Thompson was such a fucking genius writer and such an interesting guy.

[1319] And what he did was he was covering the elections, like 1970 something, whatever the fuck it was.

[1320] And he just decided to start making shit up.

[1321] So he started making shit up about these candidates.

[1322] And one of the things that he said was that Ed Muskie, brought in a Brazilian doctor because he's addicted to ibogane and he shows like all the the symptoms of ibogaine addiction and he put this shit and this is printed in the Rolling Stone.

[1323] So everybody thought this was real.

[1324] Everybody thought they were real.

[1325] So they started asking him about it.

[1326] The guy slowly started breaking down.

[1327] The guy started going crazy publicly.

[1328] Like the pressure got to him and he would give these public speeches and everybody would be accusing him of being on some crazy drug.

[1329] And so Hunterist Tomshan like literally drove this guy insane by writing that he was on drugs.

[1330] There's a video of the guy in the movie v. Gonzo, you see this video, the guy like breaking down at a campaign speech just loses his mind.

[1331] It was Ibogaine.

[1332] That's what Thompson had said that he was addicted to.

[1333] And then another guy was addicted to, so he made up a name of speed called Wallet, some exotic brand of speed.

[1334] Imagine that.

[1335] You're fucking running for president back in the 70s, and that shit happens.

[1336] You know, you get this crazy asshole just making shit up about you, and there was no internet, there was no nothing.

[1337] You couldn't go on TV and talk about it.

[1338] And it was really funny, man. It was fucking interesting shit.

[1339] He goes, well, I didn't lie.

[1340] There was a rumor going around Milwaukee that he was addicted to Ibegain.

[1341] And I was the one who started the rumor.

[1342] He's like, all I said was there was a rumor.

[1343] He goes, I was actually pretty factual in my how I described it.

[1344] It's pretty funny, man. Did you see a sucker punch at all?

[1345] Not yet.

[1346] I heard it's awesome, though.

[1347] No. It looks pretty badass.

[1348] You know, it's great.

[1349] Did you see it?

[1350] No, I haven't seen it, but I only saw, I guess, the teaser preview in the past.

[1351] I just saw like the real preview.

[1352] Holy shit.

[1353] I never saw the whole preview.

[1354] If you go to see that movie and you're not stoned, you should go to jail.

[1355] Why is that movie not in 3D, though?

[1356] It's not?

[1357] That's why I'm pissed.

[1358] It's not?

[1359] I don't think it's in 3D.

[1360] Really?

[1361] Yeah, it's in IMAX, but it's not in IMAX 3D.

[1362] You know what, man?

[1363] I got to be honest.

[1364] The movie has to be super special for me to be into it in 3D.

[1365] I'm annoyed wearing those stupid glasses.

[1366] Those things bug me. Really?

[1367] Yeah, I like the visuals.

[1368] I like the glasses.

[1369] Glasses bug the shit out of me. I don't know.

[1370] But, you know, I shouldn't say that because it doesn't beg me in every movie.

[1371] because in Avatar, it was so spectacular that it didn't bug me. I saw Battle of L .A., and that was the biggest picture.

[1372] How was that movie?

[1373] Oh, my God.

[1374] It looked like, to me, it was, you know, from the point of view of a bunch of Marines fighting, getting called to fight these aliens that landed on, in L .A., and they're fighting them through L .A. It looks like a video game, like infomercial kind of.

[1375] It looked like a trick.

[1376] It's like the plot was so bad.

[1377] Like, Gears of War IV.

[1378] It was so bad.

[1379] But Gears of War would have a way.

[1380] better plot.

[1381] Oh, man. The way they got the, the way they won and they beat the aliens?

[1382] Oh, don't even tell me. I don't even want to know.

[1383] So it's not even worse.

[1384] It's just what we were talking about earlier with the MMA movie.

[1385] This is Fast and Furious.

[1386] The same thing.

[1387] There's a bunch of people making dumbass movies.

[1388] But here's the reason why, man, this is what you don't realize, or I don't realize sometimes either.

[1389] I like to go on MMA .com or mixed martial arts .com.

[1390] I like to go on there because it's a fun place to talk about jujitsu and fighting and, you know, and talk about MMA and UFC shit.

[1391] But it's also fun to see how fucking dumb some of those people are.

[1392] One guy put a big post about movies.

[1393] They were putting about movies, like when the expendables came out, they were going off.

[1394] Dudes were going off talking about how great the expendables was.

[1395] Mixmarshalarch .com.

[1396] Oh, okay, okay.

[1397] They were going off about how great the expendables were.

[1398] I thought this has to be ironic.

[1399] Like, this has to be irony.

[1400] Like, they couldn't have actually enjoyed this.

[1401] It was one...

[1402] Look, I like a good fucking blow -em -up movie more than anybody, but that was one of the worst movies of all time.

[1403] It was unbelievably bad.

[1404] And as I'm watching, I'm like, holy fuck is this bad.

[1405] But then I go online and you read people talking about it and they're like it's a fucking amazing movie I'm going to see it again this weekend with my cousin and I'm like are they 15 or yes yes yes is that what it is yes is you got remember about age groups like I keep on forgetting about this but half these people on Twitter that or they have the bad language skills and stuff like that they're probably 12 yeah because if I was 12 I'd be talking shit non -stop all day long yeah very likely but anyway what was my point um about the guy on the message word uh battle LA oh exactly and they were talking just about Battle L .A. the other day, about how fucking awesome it was.

[1406] Five stars.

[1407] Oh.

[1408] Amazing movie.

[1409] And then it would like, four or five dudes would say that.

[1410] I'd be like, I'd be like squeezing my head together.

[1411] And I'd go, really?

[1412] And then one guy would come on and go, you guys are all retarded.

[1413] That movie sucked a million cocks.

[1414] You listen to him.

[1415] Yeah.

[1416] And I'll go, that's, that guy's right.

[1417] But that's also probably the guy that talks about your music and about my comedy.

[1418] You know, the guys who are negative, man, they're not always right.

[1419] They're negative all the time.

[1420] But when it comes to movies, man, it's very difficult to find like a good group that you agree with.

[1421] They were the dumbest aliens ever Once they got on the ground And they got like these tall ass robot aliens Like Terminator They were like dumb Like you got You went across the fucking galaxy And these guys are hiding behind a bus 20 yards away from you And there's a scene that lasts five minutes And they're behind the bus And all around them These aliens are fucking everybody Up with these soldiers I'm like this little girl And the fucking cat And they're like I'm like how long is this scene The aliens are still trying to walk They were totally retarded You know what looks really bad is that new Arthur remake.

[1422] Have you seen that preview of that?

[1423] It's just like the exact...

[1424] One, why would you remake that?

[1425] And two, it's just like they're just adding like, oh, an Xbox Live instead of...

[1426] Dude.

[1427] He's funny, though.

[1428] I like him, man. I like him.

[1429] I like him.

[1430] I like him.

[1431] I did like that movie.

[1432] Dude, he's good.

[1433] I did like that movie.

[1434] He's fun.

[1435] But it's the same character.

[1436] This is one of the dumbest movies that people have been recommended to me lately.

[1437] There's a movie called The Man from Earth about a guy who was a fucking caveman who survived until today.

[1438] And he was Jesus.

[1439] and it's like a play like they're over this guy's house he's leaving he has to leave because he doesn't age and he doesn't want them all to get suspicious so every 10 years he has to up and leave it is so bad it's so stupid and the acting is so dumb but yet all these fucking people like dude you gotta watch this it's amazing so fascinating so intriguing you know Mike how could you be intrigued by this dumbass movie about a caveman who was Jesus who's still alive today really really Oh, that's why he came back from the dead Because he's like super, he can't die He's like supernatural Battle X had me for like 35 minutes The beginning The beginning of Battle of LA was good I was like fuck man Okay, they're doing a good job 20 minutes into it I'm like okay They haven't shown the aliens yet The once they started fighting with the aliens They couldn't figure that one out Like to make it realistic You really think there'd be a battle There's like these Marines that survive And they're finally pulling them out of the city LA Because they're gonna nuke it They're gonna nuke it We got out in time They're gonna nuke it they go drop us off one dude drops off he goes i'm going back oh no and then another then michel rodriguez comes down she goes i'm gonna go with you she wants some dick they're drop they're dropping them off back in la and they went four of them four of them i don't want to hear about you know what you know what sucks though is that battle la on rotten tomatoes got like a 34 percent rotten tomatoes is pretty accurate sucker punch 21 % oh okay fuck you i'm not going then i'll trust them That's the beautiful thing about the internet, man. Back in they used to have to listen to Roger Ebert.

[1440] Roger Ebert didn't like Gladiator.

[1441] He didn't like the unforgettable.

[1442] It's like a bunch of movies that he didn't like that were fucking awesome.

[1443] Gladiator.

[1444] How about that fuck do you not like Gladiator?

[1445] Yeah, I would like to see his top 10 dislikes that, you know, that ended up getting Oscars or something.

[1446] Yeah.

[1447] He got in a little hissy fit with fucking Charlie Sheen online on Twitter.

[1448] It was interesting.

[1449] Recently?

[1450] Yeah, we were talking about it in one of the post -fight video blog or the post -fite video blog, podcast video blogs it was like he wrote something about Charlie Sheen I could do what he's doing but then my wife would leave me and then I would be lonely and depressed just like him and he and Charlie writes back to Roger if you ever have five girls at the same time you know like oh the lines that ain't lonely stupid you know and I'm like I can't believe Roger Ebert is going after Charlie Sheen like Roger Ebert's like almost dead he lost his jaw to cancer he can't talk he can't eat and he has to eat through a tube and yet he's shitting on Charlie Sheen for getting hookers and and and whores.

[1451] Really?

[1452] Valley of the Dolls.

[1453] What is that?

[1454] He's that's a movie that he wrote.

[1455] That movie he wrote and it's all about dolls or like porn chicks, isn't it?

[1456] Is it?

[1457] Who wrote it?

[1458] Roger Ebert.

[1459] Maybe he lives this whole different life we don't know and he's just some crazy old purr.

[1460] Yeah, he said he said it sucked.

[1461] I saw that the due date movie.

[1462] Have you seen that yet?

[1463] That's all right.

[1464] I like to see Brody Stevens at the beginning of it.

[1465] I'll watch Zach Gavganakis in anything, man. I'll watch that guy in anything.

[1466] I know, me too.

[1467] He's so talented.

[1468] They don't even make him shave the beard.

[1469] Every movie, eh.

[1470] No, that's his look, man. I know, they won't.

[1471] They don't ask him.

[1472] It helps, though.

[1473] Because he's so good.

[1474] He's so good.

[1475] If he was a regular dude, there's going to need you to shave it for this character.

[1476] Yeah.

[1477] Well, it makes him look like he's that strange guy.

[1478] I mean, that helps a lot.

[1479] Did you hear about Brody Stevens also?

[1480] HBO's picked him up for a new TV show.

[1481] What is it?

[1482] Zach Alfananakis is going to pretty much make a show about Brody.

[1483] Brody, like a documentary type thing.

[1484] Oh, that's brilliant.

[1485] That's amazing.

[1486] Yeah, that's brilliant.

[1487] Brody Stevens blowing the fuck up.

[1488] Good for him.

[1489] Well, Brody has always just needed someone to sort of like direct people to what he does, you know.

[1490] He's amazing, you know.

[1491] He's one of the funniest guys I know.

[1492] He's so interesting, man. Yes.

[1493] He's such a fucking unusual dude.

[1494] He could talk about anything, okay?

[1495] And for whatever reason, he's fascinating, you know?

[1496] Will Ferrell just got the role of the office, too.

[1497] I think that's only for like three episodes.

[1498] Oh, is it?

[1499] Yeah, I'm pretty sure.

[1500] That guy's too fucking busy, bro.

[1501] I was going to say, that's awesome if he's doing that.

[1502] Yeah.

[1503] Okay.

[1504] I mean, stupid.

[1505] What?

[1506] Why'd you even bring that up?

[1507] Will Ferrell the office.

[1508] Because that's pretty crazy that, uh, um, that's big.

[1509] That's huge.

[1510] Is it?

[1511] Will Ferrell.

[1512] I don't watch those sitcoms, ma 'am.

[1513] I fucking love Will Ferrell, man. I never watch sitcoms.

[1514] I mean, I get around the office.

[1515] I get around the office.

[1516] I get around.

[1517] around to South Park every now and then if I'm going to watch something that's funny.

[1518] But I don't.

[1519] You spend too much time watching Oprah and you know, you know, put it in.

[1520] No, dude, that's, it helps me, bro.

[1521] It helps me. It helps me understand those people.

[1522] That's why I listen to conservative talk radio too.

[1523] I mean, I listen to conservative talk radio because I don't know anybody like that.

[1524] I want to know how those fucking people think.

[1525] And when I have those, you know what the libs don't know, okay?

[1526] I'll tell you right now.

[1527] Here's what the libs don't know.

[1528] Obama doesn't like you either, okay?

[1529] Obama's one of those elitists.

[1530] And I like listening to that.

[1531] shit because this this fucking guy believes this he's selling this I was listening to Glenn Beck this morning I stopped in my driveway for five minutes just sitting there shaking my head listening to Glenn Beck this morning just like this crazy asshole that thinks that the reason why the fucking tsunami and earthquake happened is because we're not following the ten commandments that crazy asshole actually suggested that you know so I listen to everybody so Oprah's on the list too man I gotta listen I gotta find out what she's up to hmm the fuck is coming you you got too hot No, I just don't even, that seems like a bunch of serious stuff to watch.

[1532] I guess I don't, well, I mean, I like, if I'm going to watch anything serious, it's going to be like fucking cops or murder stuff so I can, you know, at least learn a skill trade.

[1533] If I'm going to murder somebody, how I can get away with it.

[1534] Intervention is always the best.

[1535] If you ever feeling down about yourself, intervention.

[1536] You ever want to, like, know that you're going to be okay?

[1537] Watch intervention.

[1538] What celebrity rehab?

[1539] No, intervention.

[1540] Is that one of those things where people are falling apart and then people have to go and rest.

[1541] you know, people that are doing crack and heroin and craziness.

[1542] That's the best part of celebrity rehab.

[1543] That's my favorite show.

[1544] My favorite part of celebrity rehab is fucking what's his name?

[1545] Eric Roberts.

[1546] Yeah, he's the best.

[1547] Yeah, that guy was on celebrity rehab for weed.

[1548] Yeah.

[1549] It was hilarious.

[1550] He never had a problem.

[1551] People were falling apart all around him.

[1552] He's in the back, reading it, like on the side, reading a newspaper with his glasses, eating a sandwich.

[1553] He never had a story.

[1554] I mean, he did have like a rough childhood.

[1555] That's the problem with that.

[1556] And he cried once.

[1557] He cried once.

[1558] But like Dr. Drew talks so much shit on weed that when Eric Roberts came to him, he's a celebrity.

[1559] He needs a celebrity, man. Not very many celebrities will go on that show.

[1560] They go, we got Eric Roberts.

[1561] Because what's it here for?

[1562] For weed?

[1563] What are you going to tell him?

[1564] I mean, he tells every, Dr. Drew tells everybody that weed's bad for you.

[1565] So he's got to admit him.

[1566] When really he has no problem, that was the craziest part of the show.

[1567] Well, he had nothing to do with the weed though.

[1568] Yeah, it didn't need.

[1569] Well, he was using weed as an escape from his life.

[1570] and it just happened to be weed it could have been cough syrup he could have found some other shit to escape from his wife yeah yeah I guess but I think it was just I think it was a way to blow up Eric Roberts and he doesn't look bad what an easy way to rejuvenate the career celebrity rehab is fucking huge you know what he didn't he didn't look bad at all in the very first day when I analyzed him he said doc I smoke from a vaporizer they show him it's healthier he's talking about a vaporize how it's healthier and he doesn't smoke that much at all and he said when I smoke everybody loves me I'm in a great mood you know I flow but when I don't smoke I get you know in a cranky mood and I'm pissed off that's what he said the problem is and Dr. Drew goes hmm we got to work on that he showed him that he's smoking out of a vaporizer so I think that Eric Roberts and go this is a perfect way well no for Dr. Drew man there's no solution other than sobriety you know I retweeted something I think, I don't forget, someone tweeted something about pot and I retweeted it going, suck on that, Dr. Drew, you know, like to him, thinking that I've been friends with that guy for years.

[1571] When were we going to get him on the pot?

[1572] He got mad at you?

[1573] Yes, he got mad at me. Whoa.

[1574] I've been friends with him for years.

[1575] And he's like, hey, Joe, I'm sorry.

[1576] I'm killing your high.

[1577] What the hell, man?

[1578] Whoa.

[1579] You know, attacking me or something like that.

[1580] And I go, whoa, dude, it's just a joke.

[1581] I thought you knew my sense of humor.

[1582] You know, I love you.

[1583] And he writes back, I love you, too.

[1584] So it was cool.

[1585] I mean, it all wind up cool.

[1586] but he thought that I was like really, like, fuck you, Dr. Drew, suck it.

[1587] Some guys you can't joke around like that.

[1588] You can't, like, you could text me something and say, suck on that bitch.

[1589] And I would be like, ah, ha ha, ha, I would laugh.

[1590] You could do it too.

[1591] But Dr. Drew, apparently you can't text Dr. Drew and say, suck on it, bitch.

[1592] You texted him or email them?

[1593] Twitter did it.

[1594] Do you think you would ever do this show?

[1595] Yeah, I twittered it.

[1596] So then everyone saw.

[1597] Yeah, but come on, man, it's funny.

[1598] Hey, so, so, um.

[1599] The fuck.

[1600] Do you think he would ever do the show?

[1601] No, but I'm going to do Love Line.

[1602] I'm going to do Love Line.

[1603] Maybe he was kidding.

[1604] about doing it.

[1605] Maybe he was kidding.

[1606] Mad Mike is on Dancing with the Stars right now.

[1607] What exactly did he say again?

[1608] Maybe he was...

[1609] No, no, no, he wasn't kidding.

[1610] He got a little upset.

[1611] He thought I was actually upset.

[1612] When I was saying stuck on that, he was like, I'm sorry, I'm killing your high.

[1613] What the hell man?

[1614] It seemed like he was hurt.

[1615] Like, his feelings were hurt.

[1616] Like, I attacked him.

[1617] Okay.

[1618] This is the only discussion that he and I have ever disagreed on.

[1619] I think that he's absolutely right about how much abuse goes on.

[1620] And, you know, like, when he can nail it when he's talking to people about, like, what's wrong with them.

[1621] What I think is he discounts that there are very healthy, people that can benefit from marijuana.

[1622] And that's the difference.

[1623] I'm, you know, people that aren't sick that don't have addiction problems, that don't have substance problems, they can benefit greatly for marijuana.

[1624] And the problem is he's dealing with a completely tainted pool.

[1625] Everyone that he's dealing with is fucked up.

[1626] He's, he has very few people that he's dealing with that aren't, he's an addiction specialist.

[1627] He's, he's, by the time they get to him, their life is in the goddamn toilet.

[1628] They're fucking falling apart.

[1629] He's not necessarily sitting down with people that can say, hey, Dr. Drew, listen, man, marijuana has made me a better person.

[1630] I'm a different person because of it.

[1631] Okay, so what do you think it is?

[1632] He'll be, you could be a different person anyway.

[1633] It's either one of two things.

[1634] Either he actually doesn't know that weed is good for you, or he knows, but because he's a doctor, he doesn't want to hurt his reputation.

[1635] No, look, he'll tell you it's better for you than alcohol, for sure.

[1636] I mean, medically.

[1637] But does he know the truth about it?

[1638] He doesn't know the truth about it?

[1639] He doesn't know.

[1640] He believes that it's bad for you.

[1641] And he, you know, he believes that it's addictive, whether it's physically addictive or psychologically it's really no you know when people say there's no marijuana is not addictive everything you fucking do can be addictive if your mind is broken if your mind gets wacky you know i've seen people you know anybody that's a gambling addict you ever met people like that i know a few people personally yeah it's a nutty thing right they can't help it man they they they whatever it is you can call it psychological addiction whatever it is they are connected to gambling they can't stop gambling they do it all the time i know a bunch of people from the pool world from my days of playing pool there were i meant so many people were gambling addicts.

[1642] That's an addict addiction too, man. Marijuana can be addictive.

[1643] Absolutely.

[1644] Anything can be addictive if your mind is broken.

[1645] But that doesn't mean that people like us whose brains aren't broken shouldn't be allowed to use it.

[1646] That's where it gets annoying.

[1647] To benefit you.

[1648] Yeah.

[1649] To benefit you.

[1650] And when you tell him that it does, there should be some sort of a test.

[1651] And when you tell him that it does, that's the only thing that ever annoys me about Dr. Drew is that he's not willing to sort of take that into consideration.

[1652] He's pretty rigid on his stance when it comes to to psychedelic drugs and to...

[1653] That's the only part that I can't stand is he doesn't know the truth about marijuana.

[1654] I thought maybe he does know, but he's just trying to save his job and he can't talk about it because technically it's still illegal so I can't promote it.

[1655] I thought it was that and like he did know the truth, but either way that would still be something that I wasn't I wouldn't be happy with.

[1656] I'm like, do the research.

[1657] Get on the internet.

[1658] Dr. Drew, you're a doctor.

[1659] Come on.

[1660] Look into it.

[1661] It's going to...

[1662] You actually benefit from it.

[1663] You, You will benefit from it.

[1664] Most certainly.

[1665] If Dr. Drew started smoking weed every now and then, your life would change in a better way, Dr. Drew, and you don't even know it.

[1666] And you're a doctor and you're on TV, man. I love you.

[1667] I've been listening to you from Loveline from back when I, in 1989, back in the day.

[1668] I love Dr. Drew.

[1669] I love 90 % of what you say, but the 10 % about the, you not knowing the truth about marijuana, that burns me inside.

[1670] Well, Todd McCormick schooled him on Love Line.

[1671] ago when he was talking about it, you know, he's, he's, he's definitely not, uh, not objective when it comes to that.

[1672] But hey, you know, whatever, that's him.

[1673] That's what, you know, it's the path he's on.

[1674] It's unfortunate.

[1675] I think you would, I think all people can learn from psychedelic experiences.

[1676] If you're, if you're, if you're not fucked up, if there's not something wrong with you medically, there's not something wrong with you psychologically where you really can't go on trips, you know, even just trips of eating weed, that shit, it benefits you greatly.

[1677] In Brazil, where ayahuasca's legal, the people that are part of the, Ayahuasca churches and they're just normal loving people.

[1678] They give ayahuasca to their kids when they turn 14 to make sure they don't become alcoholics because ayahuasca at that age, right when they're hitting puberty, it sets them, it sets their brain straight somehow.

[1679] And ayahuasca, if you know what it is, it's a, it's a, it's a, it's a, it's a, it's a, it's a, it's a, it's a, it's a, it's a, it's a, it's a, it's a, it's a, it's a, it's a, it's a, it's a, it's a world at 14.

[1680] Somehow, it keeps them from, from, from, from being alcoholics.

[1681] They do that in Brazil.

[1682] It straightens you out, man. When you've had experiences like the DMT experience, which if people don't know, ayahuasca is the DMT experience.

[1683] Ayahuasca is an orally active version of DMT.

[1684] And the reason it's orally active as opposed to the regular version is that DMT, when you eat it, is broken down your stomach by something called monoamine oxidase.

[1685] And monoamine oxidase is produced by your stomach and it kills it.

[1686] So when you eat it, nothing happens.

[1687] So what these people have figured out how to do, and there's hundreds of thousands of different plants in the Amazon, they've figured out how to take the root of one tree and the leaves of another, and they combine them.

[1688] And one of them has DMT, and the other one has a natural M -A -O monoamine oxidase inhibitor.

[1689] So it inhibits your stomach's production of monoamine oxidase, and it allows the DMT to get into your bloodstream orally, and it takes a long time.

[1690] It takes like five or six hours for the full trip.

[1691] And it's like a ride through to the other side.

[1692] It's like it allows you during that brief amount of time to tune into the spirit world, which is all around us all the time.

[1693] And, you know, it's a huge part of their culture.

[1694] And it's been something that has, you know, been passed on from generation to generation.

[1695] And it's a really incredible discovery because they figured out out of all those plants.

[1696] They figured out how to take this, a little bit of this, a little bit of that, mix it together, boil it, strain it out, drink it, throw up.

[1697] It tastes like dog shit.

[1698] It tastes terrible.

[1699] It's a long -ass process to make this, but they figured out how to do this.

[1700] It's a really amazing discovery because they didn't figure out anything else.

[1701] They have dirt floors and shit.

[1702] They don't even have shoes.

[1703] They're out there making ayahuasca connecting to the spirit world on a regular basis.

[1704] And you say, well, we're advanced.

[1705] Those poor people, they're not advanced.

[1706] They're way more advanced.

[1707] Yeah, yeah, they don't have supermarkets.

[1708] But guess what?

[1709] They live in a place where food is everywhere.

[1710] and they go to the spirit world all the time.

[1711] Like, they're completely connected to the afterlife.

[1712] If anybody realizes this is all just a bullshit good time and just try to enjoy it as much as you can, they do.

[1713] Those fucking people are knocking on the door every day.

[1714] They're going back and forth all the time.

[1715] They're not lost in the jungle.

[1716] They're completely aware of Western civilization and technology.

[1717] They know all about it.

[1718] Once you go to the other side, apparently you realize all that matters is being harmonious with Mother Nature.

[1719] And once you see the spirit world and you see it so clearly, like all the materialistic stuff in the world apparently seems to not be so important anymore.

[1720] Your priorities change up.

[1721] And, you know, I didn't do ayahuasca.

[1722] I did the real, I smoked DMT with, that's the 10 minute version of an eight -hour trip.

[1723] Well, it's actually much, it's very, very difficult to get the full DMT experience when you're drinking ayahuasca.

[1724] It's a long experience, but it's not as slow.

[1725] McKenna always described it as like you know like you compress a file and then you download it and then you uncompress it on your hard drive and it becomes fucking huge you know he's like that's like that's like you're you're downloading something that's just going to explode in your brain yeah and you know and unhinge and you know give you the full effect in 10 15 minutes as opposed to the ayahuasca trip it changed my life you know I don't want to get into the details and we've talked about it a bunch times I I have done it a bunch times.

[1726] To me, it confirmed, you know, I grew up very religious.

[1727] And then at 10, when I found out that everybody wasn't Catholic, I thought everybody was Catholic.

[1728] Everybody in my neighborhood was Catholic.

[1729] We had a couple Protestants in the school.

[1730] I didn't know what that was.

[1731] I was a little confused.

[1732] And then we had a couple of Jehovah's Witness.

[1733] And I was like, hmm, but mostly everybody was Catholic.

[1734] All the sitcoms that the kids watched back then coincided with Catholic.

[1735] So we see Christmas specials and we see Easter.

[1736] So I just thought everybody was Catholic.

[1737] Like, you know, I was an altar boy.

[1738] I'm like, I can't wait to get to heaven because my life sucks.

[1739] Once I found out that there was Jews out there.

[1740] And I found, I'm like, what's a Jew?

[1741] Is that a person?

[1742] Oh, no, it's a religion.

[1743] And there's other religions then I became atheists.

[1744] Once I found out there was a thousand religions.

[1745] And I went, oh, it's just must me all be bullshit.

[1746] You know, so then I became super atheistic.

[1747] Started writing songs about Satan.

[1748] I didn't believe in Satan.

[1749] But I'm like, I don't believe in anything.

[1750] And I'm going to scare all these Christians.

[1751] And I'm going to write about Satan killing priests and stuff.

[1752] I didn't, I wasn't atheists.

[1753] I mean, I didn't believe in God at all.

[1754] And then when I was 21, I had an experience that made me realize that there might be some stuff out there.

[1755] Should I tell the psychic story?

[1756] Tell whatever you want, man. Well, I went from atheism to being an agnostic.

[1757] At 21, I just moved to Hollywood to be a rock star, walking up Sunset Boulevard, passing the Roxy.

[1758] And my buddy John was like 10, 15 yards ahead of me. And in front of the Roxy, there's this hippie playing, he's playing guitar and he has this sign about the Amazon rainforest getting chopped down and all this stuff.

[1759] And he was just a dirty hippie to me. And I passed by and he's all tree hugging.

[1760] And I looked at him.

[1761] And in my mind, I'm like, you know, take a shower, but I didn't actually say that.

[1762] And as if he read my mind, he stopped playing, walked up to me, looked me in the face and said, if I guessed your birthday, will you listen to me?

[1763] And I'm like, yeah, right.

[1764] And he looked at me in the eye and said, he said, may. May 15th.

[1765] I'm like, holy shit.

[1766] I said, John, John, come here.

[1767] I waved my friend over and I, as if that wasn't enough.

[1768] He had to do it again for the confirmation.

[1769] I said, guess his birthday.

[1770] And John didn't know what that was going on.

[1771] He said, he looked at John and said March 30, 31st.

[1772] Mike, Mike, Mike, it's the probabilities.

[1773] Yeah.

[1774] If you, let's look at probability.

[1775] Probability theater.

[1776] Probability theory.

[1777] Remember that conversation?

[1778] We had a conversation with a friend of us.

[1779] At that point, he was telling this story and the guy goes, mate it's probabilities probability theory if you follow probability theory there's a way to do that you can figure out someone's birthday I go what the fuck are you talking about man you can't just guess one day and then another guy comes over you guess that day too that's insane there's not probability theory probability theory says it's very unlikely that you would be able to do that yeah so he started talking about the rainforest we just stood there with our jaws dropped I didn't listen to anything he said all I kept thinking about it how the hell did he do that I was amazing so I came to a conclusion.

[1780] It's got to be one of two things.

[1781] Either he could somehow read thoughts and if you think something, there's people that could see the thoughts somehow.

[1782] It's like a weird other sense.

[1783] Or there was some voice whether it's an angel or a demon or a spirit or whatever or the Akashic records.

[1784] It's something telling him.

[1785] And then he...

[1786] So to me I became agnostic, which meant I'm like, okay, maybe I don't know what the fuck's going on.

[1787] And how old were you in this happen?

[1788] I was 21.

[1789] So what do you think happened?

[1790] You think that dude was doing ayahuasca and he just tripped all the time and had some sort of a constant connection to the spirit world?

[1791] He's running around being selfless, only trying to help people and looking like a bum.

[1792] Yeah.

[1793] Because if he's dedicating his life to saving the rainforest, he's got like, he's super overactive when it comes to, like, loving the planet.

[1794] Like he loves the planet so much that he's dedicating his whole life.

[1795] He's not taking showers.

[1796] He's on sunset playing guitar.

[1797] He's dedicating his whole life.

[1798] that guy nobody loves the planet more than that dude you know i was listening to a mckenna podcast uh i forget psychedelic cafe i think is the name of the podcast and had a terence mckenna speech where he was talking about everybody's so concerned about the rainforest and everyone's so concerned about the environment and pollution and toxications of the ocean but of just one just one of these things that has hit the earth so many times in the past came here from outer space you wouldn't have to worry about anything anymore there'd be nothing left you know he was talking about the meteor that hit the Yucatan and how that within the first second and a half it was five miles deep into the earth fuck the first second and a half it was five miles deep and that's the fuck the ozone layer fuck the rainforest fuck everything it's all done and those goddamn every planet is littered with these giant craters they're all over Jupiter they're all we've seen them hit in our lifetime there's an amateur astronomer very recently in Australia that caught a big impact in Jupiter we've seen it in you know we've we've seen them hit Jupiter before with there was one big one I believe in 94 you know shoemaker Levy I think it was a big comment that slammed in I mean look it's some scary ass fucking shit and there's so many of them out there there's so many of them that incident didn't make me become a tree hugger but it did make me it did put me on a quest to find out like I just instantly became fascinated at how he did that what do you think I mean you had to be you had to think about that guy that's what I said it was either to me it was either he could read thought either whatever did you ask him no I didn't ask him whoa either he why didn't you ask him I don't maybe I did and he said don't worry about it you know well what a cuck sucker I just know fucking holding him back the ability to read mine?

[1799] I just know.

[1800] I heard a voice or something.

[1801] So to me, to me, he did it.

[1802] It didn't matter how he did it.

[1803] I wouldn't even let him talk anymore.

[1804] I'd be like, come on, bitch.

[1805] Spread that shit around.

[1806] I want to know numbers.

[1807] I just knew that there had to be something that we don't understand.

[1808] There has to be like another dimension or something.

[1809] So I became obsessed with finding out what life really is.

[1810] I'm just always been on that quest.

[1811] That's how I became a conspiracy theorist.

[1812] That's why, you know, I'm, you know, fascinated with ancient cultures and what they did.

[1813] I have stacks and stacks of DVDs, just like you, stacks of DVDs of conspiracy theories and, you know, documentaries on ancient cultures and, you know, the government and how the government works and all this stuff.

[1814] That set me on the course right there to find out what's really going on.

[1815] Is there an afterlife?

[1816] I mean, that's important.

[1817] It became important to me to find out if there is.

[1818] Is there some kind of higher power?

[1819] You know, so that set it off.

[1820] So I became agnostic and through DMT and all the things that I've been through, to me, I feel I'm pretty certain there's an afterlife that we don't just die and just were just done.

[1821] I believe that there is the Akashik records and the ancient Indians believed from India.

[1822] They believe, you know, they dubbed it the Akashic records It's in the afterworld, there's a river of infinite information that you can have access to, the answers to everything.

[1823] And, you know, through meditation and just through controlling your own frequency, you know, people have done it.

[1824] It's been done.

[1825] There's been the most famous in the West was Edgar Casey.

[1826] He had the knowledge to tap into this information and no one can figure it out.

[1827] He has like 13 or 14 ,000 documented readings.

[1828] He got huge.

[1829] The president came to him.

[1830] He was, you know, he was a guy with a third grade education.

[1831] But when he went under in his medium state, he had the answers to everything.

[1832] He was like this man in a different voice and would just have the answers to everything.

[1833] It was pretty incredible.

[1834] Have anybody debunked Edgar Casey or read any of that shit?

[1835] You can't debunk him.

[1836] Really?

[1837] He smashes.

[1838] You just look into him.

[1839] He smashes.

[1840] He knew in 1920, he knew like the function of every gland.

[1841] and no one knew if he was bullshitting because they didn't even know back then.

[1842] We're finding the shit he's saying.

[1843] We're finding out the shit now.

[1844] He was right.

[1845] He would rattle off like the pituitary gland and give you like what vitamins you need to take.

[1846] What's its function going through all the glands.

[1847] And people thought he's crazy.

[1848] But he had it documented.

[1849] MDs are going back and studying his readings and going, holy shit.

[1850] You can't debunk him.

[1851] He had the power.

[1852] He had the power to reach.

[1853] And he's not the only one.

[1854] There's a lot of people that could do.

[1855] Meditation helps.

[1856] You know, you yourself have even said through meditating in your tank that you feel like you have access to information.

[1857] Well, I definitely feel like the closer you get to being at peace and in the right frequency and that you can direct your frequency.

[1858] I really do believe that.

[1859] I believe that with the tank and with, especially if I go into the tank under the influence of the sacred plant, and I get into that groove of completely, totally letting.

[1860] go and trying to abandon all that is about me and just try to be empty and just tune into it.

[1861] There's a place that I get to.

[1862] It's almost like a go on this little journey and I got to keep it together while I'm going on this journey because sometimes when I'm on it, it could get a little weird.

[1863] I start thinking about myself or about my life or about anything else and then it interrupts my progress.

[1864] But if I can tune in and stay in long enough, it's like I go through a tunnel and then when I get through the tunnel, if I can keep it together, I get through the tunnel and then I break on through to the other side.

[1865] And when I break on through to the other side, it literally is like I get to another place.

[1866] It's like I go through this tunnel, this tunnel of, it's almost like tuning my mind into the perfect frequency and whether or not I'm willing to let go of all of my control, all my control and my thinking.

[1867] And if I can, if I can, it's literally like a magical event, man, where I pop through this tunnel on the other side and there's just beautiful, incredible psychedelic world over there, a psychedelic world of patterns and and communication and it's like a mushroom trip it's like a DMT trip yeah so either a a a that's imaginary and it's all just in your head it's a trip or b it's actually some place well you know the real i don't think there is anything that's imaginary this is my thinking about the imagination this is what i think man your imagination you're a very creative person i think of all the different things that you've thought of you know whether you were when you were writing shit for the man show or whether you're creating jiu jitsu moves whatever it is you think it and then it manifests itself in a real form as a real thing a solid object it was at one point in time just a thought like the ability to put something in a can somebody had to think this up how to make a fucking can and then figure out how many coconuts you'd have to squash to get all this coconut juice into this can there's a lot of work involved in that but someone has to create it and think it and so the imagination allows you to think of these ideas and then they manifest themselves in a real form so the real question is what the fuck is the imagination?

[1868] What is, what is, when you're thinking things up and someone comes up with the idea of nuclear power, I mean, granted, there's a bunch of steps along the way, a bunch of other discoveries have to be made, a bunch of things have to be pieced together to get to a point where you're, you know, making a nuclear power plant or an airplane or fucking anything really complicated.

[1869] But the bottom line is all of it has come out of nothing.

[1870] All of it.

[1871] Every idea ever has come out of the air.

[1872] It's the imagination.

[1873] So, so you're saying.

[1874] So you're saying be it's some place.

[1875] And if you look at the ancient Indians and, you know, is there an Akashik records?

[1876] Is there proof?

[1877] Yes, there's lots of proof.

[1878] But the undeniable proof, you look at Edgar Casey.

[1879] He proves that you can somehow under hypnosis or in a trance or in meditation.

[1880] You can tap into this infinite knowledge, these answers that came from somewhere else.

[1881] So if there is this infinite river of knowledge or what the hell is it?

[1882] Who created it?

[1883] What's it for?

[1884] Is there consciousness behind it?

[1885] Did something create it?

[1886] When we exist in the spirit world, are we like this super infinite?

[1887] I mean, because if you listen to the mystics and ancient cultures, the mediums, if you look at all the things they all agree on, they all say, and even Terrence McKenna has said this, that in the afterlife, in the other dimension, there's no time.

[1888] There's no past.

[1889] There's no present.

[1890] There's just now, everything happens at the same time.

[1891] No human can actually understand that or understand what that feels.

[1892] They can't wrap their brain around it.

[1893] I can't.

[1894] I can say it, but I don't really know what it feels like.

[1895] But that's what they all say.

[1896] There is no time.

[1897] And this dimension that we're living in is an illusion of time.

[1898] We see time moves in a linear fashion.

[1899] So we perceive it as time.

[1900] And like, what does that really mean?

[1901] This is an illusion, really?

[1902] Like, what could it mean?

[1903] And if there is this river of infinite knowledge, God damn it, whatever created that for sure is there's some intelligent design going on.

[1904] Like, that's what I'm coming.

[1905] That's the conclusion I'm coming to.

[1906] That's not just some natural phenomena where there's infinite knowledge and certain people under meditation could tap into it.

[1907] That sounds like there's some awesome shit that created that for multiple dimensions.

[1908] Right.

[1909] If it exists and then you backtrack, that it exists.

[1910] Yes, there's lots of proof that it is there.

[1911] People are taking information.

[1912] the guy who gets my birthday and my friend's birthday he tapped into this infinite river of knowledge that ancient cultures all talk about the Akashic brothers.

[1913] Do you believe in God?

[1914] Man, of course.

[1915] But you can call it not like the bearded manner.

[1916] No, no, no, a creator.

[1917] Like, there is a higher power, there is intelligent design, there is, this is, if this is, if what we know is it, that's, it's embarrassing for this universe.

[1918] If we're the smartest, nobody knows shit on this planet.

[1919] Yeah, but that's not, embarrassing because at one point in time it had to be lower than us if the the big bang actually created the universe at one point in time like a day old was the universe like god you should be embarrassed with yourself this is it you don't even have worms yet you fucking loser well the whole universe if everything evolves i mean at one point in time it has to be in a low form you know what we are in this you know if this is a universe if this is a dimension you know what whatever you want to classify this space that we dwell in you know whether what do you think it's one part of the great beyond it's all attached together whatever whatever the fuck it is.

[1920] This part is at this stage, this is where it is.

[1921] You know, as embarrassing as what we are right now, this may very well be as far as it gets.

[1922] Maybe.

[1923] I mean, if we think that there are aliens and we think that aliens at one point in time used to be, you know, like us, and then they evolved and became much better than us.

[1924] Well, that means they had to be like us at one point in time.

[1925] For sure.

[1926] Somebody, somebody, the fucking top of the line, the front of the line, had to be like us at one point in time.

[1927] There's no argument for evolution.

[1928] Maybe it's us.

[1929] It might be us.

[1930] I believe in evolution.

[1931] and a higher power and intelligent design at the same time.

[1932] How trippy would that be, though, if we really were the top of the line as far as intelligence goes, as far as the universe?

[1933] What if we really are the only one?

[1934] That would be a trip, man. That would be ridiculous.

[1935] It wouldn't be incredible.

[1936] It would, I mean, it sounds ridiculous.

[1937] The odds of it.

[1938] I mean, the odds that we, oh, we're number one, we're lucky.

[1939] But here's the thing.

[1940] It had to happen somewhere once, right?

[1941] If it happens here, right?

[1942] If we are the ones and we've gotten to this point, then just because it, I'm not saying this right, But because it's happening here, it doesn't mean that it's happening somewhere else.

[1943] It might literally only be happening here.

[1944] I believe in evolution, absolutely.

[1945] I mean, there's so much proof of it.

[1946] But there's also like these inconsistencies with it, too, and like the missing link and the chromosomes.

[1947] I think a lot of that is just a lack of understanding, honestly.

[1948] I believe in both.

[1949] I believe that there is, if there's an Akashik records, if there's an infinite river of knowledge, there's definitely in my eyes, the conclusion would be that there's a higher power with higher intelligence than what we're at.

[1950] Someone else, we're not creating that shit.

[1951] Somebody created that.

[1952] We can't fucking make an infinite river knowledge where we could just grab it like a supercomputer.

[1953] We're still on laptops.

[1954] I'm saying that that proves that there's something way beyond us.

[1955] Way beyond.

[1956] It might not be that simple.

[1957] It might be something like we're moving towards becoming that.

[1958] It might be that.

[1959] It might be that there is no God and there is no one who's at the wheel of this whole thing, but that the whole thing is moving in a direction.

[1960] the way to move in the correct direction is to move towards God, is to move towards love, is to move towards friendship and happiness.

[1961] And that's why when you crack through to the next stage, when you have that DMT trip and you go over there, it's like, what you're trying to do is to get there.

[1962] What you're trying to do is to tune in to how they're tuned in.

[1963] And then it's not even that there's a thing behind it, but it's that you are it.

[1964] You are that thing.

[1965] We all are that thing.

[1966] Water molecules in the ocean.

[1967] That's one of the conclusions and theories based on all the shit that I've heard.

[1968] It seems like the afterworld is like an ocean.

[1969] It is like God is one.

[1970] God is ocean, but we're all part of it.

[1971] We're all like a water molecule.

[1972] We're all affected.

[1973] It's the ultimate mind fuck.

[1974] It's the ultimate mind fuck to think about you, you know, and that your own biology is sort of betraying you into thinking that you're an individual and that you're not a part of some gigantic fucking thing that's all happening.

[1975] But one of the things that you've realized and I've realized over the course of our friendship, I mean, Eddie's been my best friend since, I think 2000 we started hanging out in 2000.

[1976] We met in 1997.

[1977] It comes back to it comes back to the story of the twister.

[1978] Because this is how we became good friends.

[1979] I was getting private lessons when I first started doing jiu -jitsu.

[1980] I was a blue belt under this dude.

[1981] I won't say his name.

[1982] He's a very nice guy.

[1983] But I'm going to say something negative.

[1984] And I was because I was getting private lessons from him all the time, he was the only guy that I was rolling with.

[1985] And I wasn't really learning nearly as much as I thought.

[1986] I thought, like if you're kickboxing and like you say if you get a chance to work out with Rob Kamen, it's way better to work got what Rob came in one -on -one than it is to go to a private class.

[1987] Like, he's going to correct all your technique.

[1988] So I thought that would be the case with Jiu -Jitsu.

[1989] Like, I would get really good going to class.

[1990] And ain't like that.

[1991] And Eddie was the first person to tell me. And Eddie came to one of the private lessons that I was having with Silvio, and we rolled around a little bit.

[1992] And right away, he got me in a twister.

[1993] And I had no idea what the fuck he's doing.

[1994] All of a sudden, he hooks my knee with his left leg and his left foot goes under his right knee, and he rolls forward under his left shoulder.

[1995] And I'm spinning around like a top.

[1996] And next thing you know, he's got.

[1997] my arm wrapped around his neck, and he's fucking pulling on my neck like this.

[1998] I was like, what the fuck did you just do?

[1999] Like, I had been doing jujitsu for two years, and I had no idea what the fuck you just did to me. And I was like, God damn.

[2000] And you're like, I'll teach you all this shit.

[2001] I was like, dude, teach me this shit.

[2002] And that's how we became friends.

[2003] And that's also how I started smoking pot.

[2004] You know, I was on the Mark Marin podcast the other day, and this came up.

[2005] You know, I thought that marijuana and all that stuff was for losers.

[2006] I thought that it just made you a loser.

[2007] You're just going to become unmotivated.

[2008] You're not going to get anything done.

[2009] You're going to be a dummy.

[2010] You're just sit and watch TV.

[2011] That's not what I wanted, man. I wanted to make sure we're like our friend Bud.

[2012] We have a good friend, Bud, who's like super fucking go -getter.

[2013] You know, Bud is a great guy.

[2014] He's the one to put together the TV show to build that car, that paracuda.

[2015] And he's also the one who did my garage, like an MMA garage.

[2016] He's always got like a bunch of different TV shows going on.

[2017] And he's a fucking go -getter.

[2018] And you and I are always like, dude, please just let us get you high.

[2019] How many times?

[2020] More than anybody.

[2021] More than Dr. Drew.

[2022] More than anybody.

[2023] How many times we've been having this conversation with him?

[2024] And he's always like, after I make my first million, then he makes his first million.

[2025] Like, I'm still, look, I'm not, I don't want to slow down now.

[2026] Like, he just does not want to slow down.

[2027] And we're like, it ain't about slowing down, man. It's not about, I'm not slowing down at all.

[2028] I work more now than I ever did before.

[2029] Same here, man. I'm a busy mother father.

[2030] Isn't that an annoying, goddamn stereotype that potheads are lazy?

[2031] We get a lot of shit done, dude.

[2032] I'm doing two podcasts a week.

[2033] I'm writing a book.

[2034] I'm writing my stand -up comedy.

[2035] I'm performing stand -up comedy.

[2036] and I'm doing the commentary for the number one mixed martial arts organization in the fucking world and I'm training jiu -jitsu and I'm doing kettle bells and I'm raising kids and I play pool every night and I got to surf the internet and I got to beat off there's a lot of shit going on man there's a lot of goddamn time I'm not lazy at all I squeeze it all out of every day so when people say that potheads you know that it makes you lazy it's just a stereotype man and that was a stereotype that I thought before I met you man I do sleep to about 1045 every day I don't what time you go to bed what time you go to bed two or three Yeah, that's like eight hours.

[2037] That's what you're supposed to get, man. Most of these people were in bed at 10 o 'clock at night.

[2038] That's why when they get up at 6 o 'clock in the morning, they're all impressed with themselves.

[2039] I'm like, yeah, bitch, I slept to 1 .30 in the afternoon.

[2040] But where were you at 5 a .m.?

[2041] I was writing the greatest bit I've ever written in my life, okay?

[2042] That's why I write my best shit.

[2043] I was in the fucking isolation tank traveling through the universe, all right?

[2044] That's what I was doing while you were sleeping.

[2045] So not give me a hard time because my time is different than your time.

[2046] Like somehow another, you know, you're fucking doing yoga at 5 a .m. So you're the king.

[2047] Fuck you, stupid.

[2048] And it's all based on farmers anyway.

[2049] It is based on, you're right, it's based on farmers.

[2050] You don't have to fucking get up early.

[2051] That's nonsense.

[2052] Sleep.

[2053] The crazy thing is that Joe and I, before we started smoking weed, we were totally against it.

[2054] We were a bag on stoners and we thought it made you stupid.

[2055] I would talk so much shit on stoners.

[2056] And at 28, that's when I found out the truth.

[2057] That's when I reap the benefits of marijuana.

[2058] And then when I met Joe, he was so funny, I thought, this guy's got to smoke pot.

[2059] He's so funny.

[2060] Like, I'd go see him, you know, do stand -up at the comedy store.

[2061] And I'm like, that's that dude who trains at Jean -Jacques Machado's.

[2062] He trains at my school.

[2063] Hey, what's up, dude?

[2064] I trained at your school.

[2065] And I was like, watch him do comedy.

[2066] And I thought he was great.

[2067] I go, he's got to smoke.

[2068] Yeah, Eddie and I had a bunch of fortuitous meetings just out of the blue before we became friends.

[2069] At one time, Eddie's eyes aren't so good.

[2070] And one time we were at a, uh, at Mel's diner.

[2071] And it was late at night, man. It was like, one o 'clock at the morning.

[2072] And I'm like, yo, Eddie.

[2073] Eddie.

[2074] And he's like, man, who's this motherfucker talking to me, man?

[2075] I might have to fight this dude in front of my chick.

[2076] Oh, that's right.

[2077] that oh my god you remember that yeah you thought it was like some dude who was just fucking with you i had it throws down i'm like i thought you were you were because i was with the chick and i thought you were saying something to the chick yeah you didn't hear what i was saying and you can't see that good so you couldn't see me from a distance so by the time i came up to your table you like who's this motherfucker and then you go oh hey dude i didn't watch news radio and at that point it was before a fear factor so i never watched news radio and so i was like okay i hear he's an actor or something like i barely remembered you, but then when I saw you at the comedy store...

[2078] And that was by luck, too.

[2079] You didn't come there with me. You just came there.

[2080] Yeah, we were just...

[2081] You weren't even friends.

[2082] I would go see because right when I started smoking weed, I began to appreciate comedy way more, because it's way better.

[2083] All of a sudden, my mind figured out how to write comedy.

[2084] Right when I started smoking weed, I never understood...

[2085] I was fascinated with comedy, but I never understood how they put bits together.

[2086] I didn't understand the setup.

[2087] I didn't understand the structure of comedy.

[2088] But as soon as I started smoking I'm like, I know where they're doing.

[2089] I know what they're doing now.

[2090] They're doing this and they're taking that and then doing it.

[2091] So I understood the basic formula.

[2092] So I just became fascinated.

[2093] And then I saw you.

[2094] I'm like, that's that dude from my jiu -jitsu school.

[2095] He's an actor.

[2096] And you killed me. You were just, you were all nothing but dick jokes and like relationship jokes, chick jokes, dating joke.

[2097] But you were killing it.

[2098] And then when you came, you walked off stage.

[2099] I'm like, hey, dude, what's up, dude?

[2100] I know, you fucking were awesome.

[2101] And then we, then that's when he invited me to give him a private or something.

[2102] That's what I met you at when I was taking privates with that dude.

[2103] And then you came down to class and then the pot smoking began.

[2104] That was it.

[2105] Yeah, you know, it took me, I thought you totally smoked weed.

[2106] So what I asked you?

[2107] Let's not tell about the story because it's kind of illegal.

[2108] One thing, the one part about the story.

[2109] Esonomy is not illegal in California.

[2110] You know what I'm saying?

[2111] Yeah, but it's legal now.

[2112] You know what I'm saying?

[2113] Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[2114] Totally.

[2115] That's cryptic shit for you, bitches.

[2116] Listen, this goddamn podcast has been going on long enough.

[2117] If it wasn't for Eddie Bravo, I would have never got into Jiu -Jitsu.

[2118] It wasn't for Eddie Bravo.

[2119] I never would have become a stoner.

[2120] He's one of my fucking favorite human beings to walk the face of the earth.

[2121] You can find him on Twitter, E -D -D -D -I -E -B -R -A -V -O on Twitter.

[2122] And your website is TenthPlanatjJ .com, right?

[2123] Yep, I'm on the forum every day, the new Bureau Forum.

[2124] And Brian Redband, you can catch him on Twitter at Redband, R -B -A -N.

[2125] And please follow him.

[2126] He's getting very insecure.

[2127] He's got such a high death squad iTunes rating.

[2128] It's like number 13 and shit.

[2129] It's blowing the fuck up.

[2130] But yet his goddamn Twitter is so minuscule.

[2131] I know.

[2132] Well, I've just surpassed the 300 ,000 mark, bitches.

[2133] Can I say one more thing before we close?

[2134] Yeah, for sure, yeah.

[2135] We were talking about Michael Jai White earlier.

[2136] I just want to say that the Never Back Down 2, Michael Jai White was the producer, star director.

[2137] He wanted to make sure that it was MMA authentic and not be anything like the first one.

[2138] So never back down two.

[2139] You know, he brought me in as a consultant.

[2140] I ended up getting a little part.

[2141] I got a couple songs on the soundtrack, but we did our best to make it, to fill all the holes, to make sure that a hardcore MMA fan could come to them watch this movie and couldn't poke any holes.

[2142] And there's a twister in there, too.

[2143] I choreographed a fight where he gets a guy to twister.

[2144] And it seemed at that point, like, you know, like there was no twisters in the UFC, so I can see, like, the producers, as I'm putting it together, like, are you sure we're going to do this?

[2145] I mean, this is legit?

[2146] Are people going to, isn't this like a double flip kick?

[2147] And thank God the Korean zombie pulled off a twister.

[2148] So now it legitimizes that part the movie as well.

[2149] So there's rubber guard in the movie.

[2150] We did our best with it, man. I saw a rough cut of it.

[2151] I loved it, so.

[2152] Cool.

[2153] All right, this weekend, Portland, I'm there with Joey Diaz.

[2154] Thursday, Friday, Saturday at the Helium Comedy Club.

[2155] The shit is all almost sold out.

[2156] If you want tickets, you've got to jump on it right now because there was very few left as of today.

[2157] So get in there.

[2158] Thank you, everybody, for Seattle.

[2159] The Moore Theater was fucking sold out, and it was crazy.

[2160] And the voodoo chicken went on stage for the very first time.

[2161] It was absolutely spectacular.

[2162] Seattle, you guys are the shit.

[2163] I had a great fucking time.

[2164] And when I said, how many people listen to the podcast?

[2165] Like 99 % of the crowd went crazy.

[2166] It's all podcast people now.

[2167] These crowds are all podcast crowds.

[2168] It's nuts.

[2169] Thank you very much for the fleshlight.

[2170] To the fleshlight.

[2171] If you go to joe rogan .net and click on the link that says fleshlight and enter in the code name Rogan, you get 15 % off.

[2172] So that's it, Freaks.

[2173] Wednesday, we're doing Joey Diaz.

[2174] Joey Diaz will be on the podcast Wednesday.

[2175] And then Wednesday night will be at Sal's Con. comedy hole in L .A. All right, bitches, you know I love you.

[2176] Saturday night, or Saturday, the Saturday, 10th Planet, Springfield.

[2177] I'll be there teaching a seminar.

[2178] Springfield, Massachusetts?

[2179] No, no, Springfield, Missouri.

[2180] Missouri, I'm sorry.

[2181] Springfield, Missouri, this Saturday.

[2182] Get on the Nibiru Forum, get the details.

[2183] At 10th planetj .j .com.

[2184] All right, bitches.

[2185] We will see you guys on Wednesday.

[2186] I think I over, bitches.

[2187] I did one more.

[2188] It sounded artificial.

[2189] That last, bitches, I take it back.