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[0] This is exactly right.
[1] Hey, this is exciting.
[2] An all -new season of only murders in the building is coming to Hulu on August 27th.
[3] Steve Martin, Martin Short, and Selena Gomez are back as your favorite podcaster, detectives.
[4] But there's a mystery hanging over everyone.
[5] Who killed Saz?
[6] And were they really after Charles?
[7] Why would someone want to kill Charles?
[8] This season, murder hits close to home.
[9] With a threat against one of their own, the stakes are higher than ever.
[10] Plus, the gang is going to Hollywood to turn their podcast into a major movie.
[11] Amid the glitz and glamour of Los Angeles, more mysteries and twists arise.
[12] Who knows what will happen once the cameras start to roll?
[13] Get ready for the stariest season yet with Merrill Streep, Zach Alfinacus, Eugene Levy, Eva Longoria, Melissa McCarthy, DeVine, Joy Randolph, Molly Shannon, and more.
[14] Only Martyrs in the building, premieres August 27th, streaming only on Hulu.
[15] Goodbye.
[16] Take my shoes off.
[17] Lay all the way down.
[18] Maybe unzip my dress.
[19] Turn that light off.
[20] okay and we go to sleep good night good morning this is my favorite murder minisode we're Karen and Georgia that's right that's one of us uh -huh the other one is the other one and welcome is that you having more energy I was listening to our podcast on the way we're just like just to you know check and I was like oh my god I just drone on and on and on and I kind of have vocal fry.
[21] And so now I'm going to talk about murder like this.
[22] Well, then I quit.
[23] I mean, please.
[24] No, you know.
[25] No one wants that.
[26] I know.
[27] No one wants that.
[28] I know.
[29] Vocal fry is the future.
[30] Yeah.
[31] All right.
[32] Well, this is the episode where we read you your hometown murders because we have one billion of them.
[33] And we want to hear them all.
[34] Stephen picks them now.
[35] It's part of his job.
[36] That's right.
[37] That we haven't paid them for yet.
[38] That's right.
[39] We're very busy eating bonbons with slippers with fuzzy stuff on the top of them.
[40] Question.
[41] Yes?
[42] I've never known this.
[43] Bonbons are like ice cream things, right?
[44] Well, the way I mean it is bonbons are like candy.
[45] Like any kind of.
[46] Almost like truffles.
[47] Yes.
[48] But I think any kind.
[49] Okay.
[50] It's whatever you imagine, like Turkish delight.
[51] Like whatever I imagine the Golden Girls eating kind of.
[52] Yes, yes, exactly.
[53] Because that's all I've, I know, but I've never had someone go, here's a bonbon.
[54] right because I think it's like from like 40s fiction basically and it's I think it's stopped in the 80s so as a child I remember it anyways well but there is I think there's a brand of ice cream circle things that are bonbons but I don't know it's just a general I'm thinking of like Blanche Dubois definitely style up on the bed eating candy definitely I don't think she would okay anyways what I was just going on I can't see her I can't see her eating ice cream in the that heat of New Orleans, so I'm going to guess that it's not ice cream.
[55] True, because it would melt so fast?
[56] Yeah.
[57] I've got to make sense.
[58] This is the way we're going to figure things out.
[59] Who's around my brain?
[60] It's just like, here, I need the weird details.
[61] I love it.
[62] Um, no, I think that's what it's all about.
[63] Okay.
[64] Do you want to go first?
[65] Sure.
[66] Um, let's see.
[67] The lighting is so hilariously 70s in here.
[68] We're in a room with like, burgundy curtains and a amber lighting we're at the feral audio studios and they made a room to like for people to podcast in and it reminds me of like where vincent price would live or something yeah this is straight up steakhouse cosplay yeah it's totally like who needs beans okay ready um baked baked potato or mashed potatoes twice baked twice baked or carrot okay i literally have to like lean the paper because i can't see all right uh let's see hi this is titled the butt slasher great hi hi two exclamation points you all are the best see that's from before your vocal criticism right you're looking at you elvis oh whoops oh i've told my friends and coworkers about mfm i keep i keep recommending your podcast to a lot of strangers at bars so there's that wow thank you thanks for that brave brave work my story is not a murder that i know of but it's a really fucked up crime that's good great in the strangest way, which just makes it so interesting.
[69] I grew up in the berbs of Washington, D .C., and not much happens here.
[70] Back in 2011, I was in college, but I remember hearing reports that nine women had come forward and had unexplained slashes on their butts with matching cuts in the back of their pants after going shopping.
[71] It turns out that all these women had been at various stores when a strange man, quote -unquote, accidentally dropped some clothes nearby, and the women would try to help him pick up the clothes.
[72] Never help him fucking ground man do anything.
[73] In a close time.
[74] And when they bent over, he would cut their butt with a box cutter.
[75] I'm sorry, I'm laughing.
[76] It's horrible.
[77] It's such a weird fetish.
[78] It's so bizarre.
[79] And it's so.
[80] It's a very what the fuck.
[81] And we can laugh because no one got killed.
[82] Well, and also because they wouldn't even notice until either they went home.
[83] This is the rest of the email.
[84] Oh, because he didn't cut.
[85] Okay.
[86] Yes.
[87] It wasn't like a stab slide.
[88] It was like, it says, but the women wouldn't really notice what was going on until they either got home or went to a changing room because they assumed the cut was just a sharp hanger poking them.
[89] Oh, my God.
[90] So they dubbed this man the butt slasher.
[91] I mean, how did they think of it?
[92] You mean, he was mad when he was like, no, that's not what I want my name.
[93] Like, it's such a dumb name.
[94] I wanted to be the white eagle.
[95] Yeah.
[96] But slasher isn't.
[97] It's not that cool.
[98] No, he stopped after that.
[99] It's not great for jail.
[100] So they dubbed this man the butt slasher.
[101] This is not a joke.
[102] and started suggesting women do basically oh, suggesting women to basically keep track of their asses when they were at shopping malls.
[103] Always keep track of your ass.
[104] Well, I mean, yeah, that should be a given.
[105] If you don't do that, please start.
[106] And now this person says in parentheses, really, how is this okay?
[107] How does one even do that?
[108] Like as if those women who weren't keeping track up their butt, like those lazy butt women?
[109] I guess the late, you know what it is, lazy butt women?
[110] Just have both of your hands on your own ass at all times.
[111] And then men won't be able to assault you.
[112] Yeah.
[113] Stop asking for it by just having an ass in the world.
[114] All right.
[115] I was 19 at the time, so my parents refused to let me go outside without supervision.
[116] Oh, 19, she said?
[117] Holy shit, honey.
[118] You got some overprotective parents.
[119] That's the best sentence I've ever read.
[120] I was 19 at the time, so my parents refused to let me go out without supervision.
[121] There's so many problems with that.
[122] If you were 11, that would be okay.
[123] it's so good um all of northern virginia well i bet because he was into like young women doing it to young women yeah yeah um so funny still um all of northern virginia was on high alert about the butt slasher when they finally they finally got security footage of him in the summer and started to hone in on him so he fled his home country of peru oh sorry he fled to his home country got it of peru when virginia police finally ID'd the guy, it went international, and Interpol found him at a mall in Peru, probably trying to slash more butts.
[124] Yeah, he wouldn't be able to stop at that point.
[125] It took a year, but he finally was sent back to Virginia where he's serving a seven -year prison sentence.
[126] It was originally 20 years, but of course they reduced it.
[127] Stay sexy and don't get murdered.
[128] I'm really emotionally invested at this point, Alex.
[129] Amazing.
[130] I love the reason for not getting murdered.
[131] Yeah.
[132] I am too, Alex, so...
[133] That was a light -hearted.
[134] I mean, listen, those girls have horrific PTSD and they have to go to therapy, but...
[135] Or do they, if they didn't even know what happened?
[136] And then it's just like a weird feeling, but it's not like...
[137] Yeah, it's that thing of like, this fucking world.
[138] As opposed to like...
[139] What the fuck is wrong with that guy?
[140] Yeah, what...
[141] It's truly, like, you basically just brushed up against one of the many perves in this world and get your pants cut as proof.
[142] And he happened to have some sort of razor blade in his hand instead of that part is a bummer yeah i'm sure they're dealing with it listen in their way um okay wait did you sorry did you hear about the guy in portland who was cutting women's ponytails off on the bus no recently yes well he they just caught him but he was doing it i think he started two or three years ago but my friend jason lopez lives in portland and he just sends me updates every time there's an update about the haircut the haircut guy oh my god just he was doing something else to you, but now I can't remember what it is, but basically cutting women's hair.
[143] Ew.
[144] Yeah.
[145] What a creep.
[146] I mean, back to front, you got, you got to be aware of your whole hair.
[147] One hand in your hair.
[148] One hand over your ponytail.
[149] Put it up in a tight bun.
[150] Tight bun.
[151] Hold that.
[152] And then just sit on your arm and cover your butt.
[153] Cover your ass.
[154] Yeah.
[155] Great.
[156] What a great world.
[157] What a great world we live in.
[158] What a world.
[159] Okay, this one is called my best friend's mother's murder.
[160] Oh.
[161] Hi there, lovely ladies.
[162] Hi.
[163] Okay.
[164] I have a hometown murder.
[165] I grew up in Dundalk, Minnesota.
[166] MD.
[167] Maryland?
[168] No, no, no. M .D. Because it's from Baltimore, Maryland.
[169] Fuck.
[170] We started, I really don't want, that's really embarrassing because we were just there.
[171] Oh, and that's the theme of these.
[172] Hey, look.
[173] You're human being.
[174] Steven's not writing.
[175] She's not going to let me cut it out.
[176] I demand that you keep it in.
[177] I don't give a shit.
[178] We can do.
[179] You know what?
[180] What?
[181] I grew up in Dundalk, Maryland.
[182] A suburb right is out of Baltimore City.
[183] Oh, I should have read the rest of that one.
[184] Oh, shit.
[185] You should do that forward scanning, speed reading thing.
[186] I don't know what you mean, just planning, I think they call it.
[187] Oh, oh, that's right.
[188] No, no, no, no. Not you.
[189] Total mistake.
[190] And Stephen from now, if you're going to have one of these with this abbreviation of the state, can you write it out?
[191] Please, thanks.
[192] Could you do some Cliff's notes at the front of the emails, like a shortened version of the emails, so we know what's happening?
[193] Can you do basic shit that I should have learned in third grade?
[194] Will you record this podcast for us?
[195] He's like, yes.
[196] Please.
[197] In September of 1989, I was in fourth grade and had a best friend named Tanya.
[198] We were both around eight or nine years old, and we would spend lots of time together, including sleepovers, so our families got to know each other fairly well.
[199] I didn't know very many details at the time, but apparently her parents were going through a pretty mess.
[200] divorce.
[201] Terry, Tanya's mother, who was only 27 years old at the time, moved out into her own apartment, and from what I gather, the parents shared custody of the three kids, all girls.
[202] The apartment that Terry lived in was directly across the street from the restaurant where she worked at as a waitress.
[203] Tanya, the oldest, was being dropped off after a bowling trip by her uncle, and Terry should have just gotten off her shift at the restaurant.
[204] Tanya walked in to find her mother naked and staffed.
[205] to death in the apartment in the apartment the two other girls were spared the sight as they were spending the night with another family member thank fucking god oh honey oh family and friends always suspected that tanya's father murdered terry but no one has ever officially been named as a suspect by the PD despite the fact that the murder weapon a knife was found in a nearby dumpster 28 years have passed which is longer than terry shamansky was even alive and this and still the case remains unsolved.
[206] So that's all for now.
[207] I have to admit, I don't take all your advice and I've been hiking in the woods alone frequently lately, so I'm a pretty tough cookie, although I've been carrying a knife with me just in case.
[208] There you go.
[209] So far, I've managed to say sexy and not get murdered by Mel C. Keep it up, Mel.
[210] I kind of, I know that they always think it's the hot, like they're divorcing that, but like stab to death and naked and you work across the street at the restaurant so some guy has a crush on you that goes there all the time and sees exactly where you go into your home.
[211] Yep.
[212] And knows when you're there and when you're not there.
[213] See, you leave work, knows you're in that home.
[214] Yes.
[215] And then rape, like, I'm assuming sexually assaulting and stabbing, isn't, doesn't sound very like ex -husband M .O. Yeah.
[216] What is the ex -husband M .O. shooting?
[217] I think strangling.
[218] Strangling or stabbing, but I don't think the naked.
[219] But at the same time, I have no idea what their relationship was like.
[220] Yeah.
[221] Or if he was abusive or whatever, but.
[222] It's just such, like, I feel like, all bets are off when it's like a kid finds them it's just the worst their kid finds them like what it's so awful so awful it's just the worst and i yeah i feel like also her dad wouldn't let her her his kid find her yes he knew that the next person that was going to be there was his daughter i feel like in all those 2020s that we've watched when it is the husband that's exactly right they do it separately because they're such weirdo like they can separate it all where like they send the kids away and then do something to their mother.
[223] Or like she never, she didn't show up to work the next morning so they sent someone over to check on her.
[224] Not that like I know my kids going over there after.
[225] Yeah, I mean, that's, who's that helping or hurt?
[226] I mean, who's that hurting or like, that's not revenge.
[227] That's just destroying a child.
[228] Oh my God.
[229] Everything about this is terrible.
[230] Horrible.
[231] Okay, you go.
[232] Okay.
[233] Should I read the butt slasher again?
[234] Okay.
[235] This one is hometown murder.
[236] the machete -wielding taxi driver.
[237] I would like to start this by saying that if this is not the email for the MFM podcast, and I apologize and hope you don't read the rest of it.
[238] Love it.
[239] Hello, Karen and Georgia.
[240] My name is Allison.
[241] Oh, she says her last name and says how to pronounce it.
[242] No. Okay.
[243] And I heard my, that's just for us.
[244] And I heard about my favorite murder through the cracked podcast.
[245] Hi, Jack O 'Brien.
[246] We love you.
[247] Hi, guys.
[248] um and have been obsessed ever since i have something that's less of a hometown murder and more of a hometown weird ass thing we like these i like this stephen um i live in sterling virginia 30 minutes from washington dc and as expected of a northern virginia suburb nothing exciting really happens except for one thing that happened when i was 11 or 12 this man i can't find his name anywhere uh was staying with his mom in the next street over from us and since he wasn't from the area and his mom couldn't drive, he called a taxi.
[249] Once he was picked up by the driver, again, can't find a name.
[250] They drove for about five minutes until the driver pulled into a hiking trail close to the neighborhood and pulled out a goddamn machete, saying for him to give him his shoes and all his money, saying for the passenger to give the taxi driver his shoes and all his money.
[251] The passenger escaped through the window and ran to a house three doors down from us who called the police.
[252] meanwhile the taxi driver sped off but since there were only one and a half ways to get out of the neighborhood and one is a bike trail he had very few ways to escape so the police looked for him for a few hours which scared the fuck out of us I have a very clear mental picture of three officers in full armor one holding a big ass gun as they walked past our house dark only for the helicopter lights wow and after at about midnight they cornered him in a nearby golf course somehow he had gotten on to the course in his taxi What?
[253] How did that happen?
[254] Is this a Will Ferrell movie?
[255] And they arrested him.
[256] Needless to say, my sisters and I had a story to tell at school the next day that not a single person believed.
[257] We believe you, Allison.
[258] Say sexy, don't get murdered, Allison.
[259] That's so funny.
[260] Allison, now you have a bunch of people who not only believe you, but support you.
[261] Yeah, we want to believe.
[262] We do.
[263] Should I play my uncle?
[264] I think I've teased it a couple of weeks ago.
[265] My uncles...
[266] No, do it.
[267] He read...
[268] Yeah, okay.
[269] So my uncle's a pretty funny guy, and his name's Jean.
[270] And let me put this on to the speaker thing.
[271] That guy has to go blue.
[272] You.
[273] Yeah.
[274] Ask me anything.
[275] Okay.
[276] Don't go blue.
[277] Karen.
[278] Okay.
[279] All right.
[280] So let's do it from here.
[281] Okay.
[282] So I was living in Japan, and there was this group called Am Shind And they were a cult group that decided what the hell they're going to gas 60 people in Tokyo.
[283] And that's what they did.
[284] Killed 60 people with saran gas, I think it is.
[285] Unpano to me, about six months later, I was leaving for Los Angeles.
[286] And I always would lease my place in Tokyo for three months.
[287] And one day, five people came.
[288] Four were ex -patriots.
[289] One was a Japanese guy.
[290] He stayed behind, pulled out money, and said, I'll take it right now.
[291] And I rented it to him.
[292] When I came back three months later, the police picked me up outside of the university I was teaching.
[293] And they took me down the hill for about three hours and drove around Tokyo and kept on asking me, do you know this guy?
[294] He went by an alias name.
[295] So I said, no, no, I didn't know him.
[296] Finally they showed me the picture of him.
[297] And I go, yeah, he rented my place for three months during the summer.
[298] And he turns out to be one of the top people that they were looking for at the time.
[299] And his picture, dressed as a woman, was in all the subways.
[300] So that's why I didn't recognize him.
[301] But after they harassed me, and they kept on harassing me, that was when I walked into the subway I go hey there is I forgot his name and it wasn't his name I'm sure there was Satoshi in a way and he was dressed as a woman and I recognized the face I don't know if they ever found him again but the police kept on harassing me they would walk by my place when I would come out in the morning to go to school they stopped me one time in the train station nearby where I lived for no reason at all and yeah that was basically it that's the basic story that's crazy but no that's great because that's the guy you've seen that picture yeah heard me um when you first told me this i thought it was that main guy that's like looks like a cartoon from mad magazine of like a crazy cult leader with the long hair yeah um but I know the picture of that guy because they tried to pin it on a woman.
[302] Oh, right.
[303] The actual sarongas bombing, like the person I think that either left it there or was, you know, in the subway that day was dressed as a woman.
[304] And this is the one where they put it in like balloons, in backpacks and then they stabbed it with, they had like umbrellas, right?
[305] I think so.
[306] There's a great last podcast on the left about it.
[307] It's like a probably three or four -part or that's amazing.
[308] Yeah, I saw a documentary about it too.
[309] It was just like how they did it.
[310] It was so interesting.
[311] It's so crazy, but there was like hundreds of people got sick.
[312] Like 60 people died.
[313] It's horrible.
[314] Also, that's so funny that it's just like, yeah, you just somehow now you're involved in this high -level crime because you rented your apartment.
[315] Yeah, it makes sense.
[316] They gave you cash and you didn't ask questions.
[317] Hell, that's the dream.
[318] He lived in your house for three months.
[319] Yeah.
[320] And you're an expat too.
[321] That's hilarious.
[322] That's so funny.
[323] I mean, what if it turns out that he did have something to do with it?
[324] Wouldn't that be funny?
[325] And he's like just trying to set up an alibi on this podcast.
[326] I respect it.
[327] No, Uncle Jean.
[328] Uncle Jean, you got to do what you got to do.
[329] I'm turning state evidence is all I'm saying.
[330] I don't know that.
[331] That doesn't apply.
[332] But if it does, you'll have the perfect outfit for that courtroom, don't you think?
[333] I see it like something with a bow tie, a bow at the neck.
[334] Oh, like a pussy bow?
[335] Yes, Melania.
[336] Yes, girl.
[337] Do you want to read one more?
[338] Should that be that?
[339] How much time, Stephen?
[340] We've been going for 20 minutes.
[341] Five more?
[342] Five more.
[343] Do one more, Karen.
[344] All right.
[345] Karen, you know I'm all about vintage shopping.
[346] Absolutely.
[347] And when you say vintage, you mean when you physically drive to a store and actually purchase something with cash?
[348] Exactly.
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[365] Goodbye.
[366] Hey, this is exciting.
[367] An all -new season of only murders in the building is coming to Hulu on August 27th.
[368] Steve Martin, Martin Short, and Selena Gomez are back as your favorite podcaster, detectives.
[369] But there's a mystery hanging over everyone, who killed Saz?
[370] And were they really after Charles?
[371] Why would someone want to kill Charles?
[372] This season, murder hits close to home.
[373] With a threat against one of their own, the stakes are higher than ever.
[374] Plus, the gang is going to Hollywood to turn their podcast into a major movie.
[375] Amid the glitz and glamour of Los Angeles, more mysteries and twists arise.
[376] Who knows what will happen once the cameras start to roll?
[377] Get ready for the stariest season yet with Merrill Streep, Zach Alfenakis, Eugene Levy, Eva Longoria, Melissa McCarthy, DeVine, Joy Randolph, Molly Shannon, and more.
[378] Only Martyrs in the Building, premieres August 27th, streaming only on Hulu.
[379] Bye.
[380] Arson, Poison, and How I Used to Be Babysat by a Murderer.
[381] Yay, that sounds like a book.
[382] Yeah.
[383] Yeah.
[384] The new one by James Patterson.
[385] Have you ever seen those James Patterson commercials where he's doing the commercial for his own book?
[386] No. It's really something to behold.
[387] If you get a chance, they're usually 15 seconds long.
[388] Usually he's wearing sunglasses in his own commercial.
[389] It's hilarious.
[390] Like, buy my book?
[391] By my book, and, like, he's talking about the lead character.
[392] Like, it's someone everyone knows.
[393] Like, it's like, Hannibal Lecter's at it again, but it's some character you've never heard of.
[394] It's the best.
[395] Commercials for books don't really make any sense to me, but I feel like, Dianetics.
[396] It's the, it's a, I feel like that level of James Patterson's style, level writer, like, you're a billionaire.
[397] You've been doing it for 90 years.
[398] Everybody reads your books at the airport.
[399] Like, you get, you're, you're beyond literature.
[400] Yeah.
[401] Now you're like a TV.
[402] Anyhow.
[403] Go.
[404] Any wows?
[405] Any hows?
[406] Any house?
[407] Hi, George and Karen here is my hometown murder story.
[408] When my sister and I were very young and living in Baltimore, we had a friend named Barb, not her real name, but obviously I'm referencing everyone's hero, Barb from Stranger Things.
[409] Yay!
[410] Fake name Barb from Stranger Things.
[411] Her mother would babysit us occasionally.
[412] We would love to go over to Barb's house because her father was a groundskeeper at the golf course that they lived on.
[413] Wow.
[414] Another golf course, right?
[415] That's what Baltimore's all about, I hear.
[416] It's real good golf.
[417] We would play on the Greens.
[418] When we were about five years old, around 94 to 95, Barbara and her family moved away, and we didn't hear anything about them from them afterwards.
[419] Fast forward a couple of years later, when our dad tells us that Barb's father had died, why he thought it was a good idea to tell a 12 -year -old that I'll never know.
[420] Apparently, a couple years after they moved, Barb's parents went to a valent.
[421] times murder mystery weekend no sorry did he die in a murder murder mystery weekend this is the best i don't care what happens after this i know the fact that this is how it's starting sorry i'm like actually kind of crying laughing okay event at a bed and breakfast on the eastern shore of maryland wow after the murder mystery performance they went back to their room during the night she went from the to the front desk and told them that their room was on fire and her husband was in there and to please call line one one oh my god her story uh was that she her story that she told the police was that during the theatrical dinner her husband had gotten very drunk after they went back to the room she claimed he started a fight with her so she left and drove around for a couple of hours when she returned um their room was on fire and she feared the worst that's when she went to the front desk she claimed that he would smoke cigars often and the probably that's what had started the fire.
[422] During the course of the investigation, witnesses reported that he had only had one beer at dinner and was in a fine mood.
[423] His blood work came back without any alcohol.
[424] And in talking to his family, they claimed that he never smoked a day in his life.
[425] What?
[426] More investigating revealed that she had been very disgruntled with their marriage for years and had been trying to solicit co -workers to kill him.
[427] What?
[428] And she would split his $250 ,000 life insurance policy.
[429] Susan in uh, Susan in, uh, human resources, human resources, quick question.
[430] Uh -huh.
[431] Do you know anyone who can kill my husband?
[432] Um, shoot.
[433] Can I ask my cousin?
[434] I'll call you tomorrow.
[435] Great.
[436] Okay.
[437] Um, we'll talk about it in the kitchen in front of three other people.
[438] Okay.
[439] Uh, so what really happened that, oh, so what really happened that night?
[440] There's a question mark at the end that I didn't see until the, just the 11th hour.
[441] So what really happened that night?
[442] Mm -hmm.
[443] Sometime after they returned to their room.
[444] after the performance she managed to inject him with a paralytic she was a nurse and had access oh man and then set the bed on fire what the fuck that's fucked up so wait is he aware of what's going on and he's just paralyzed sounds like it uh a fuck no that's fucked up okay uh she got a pretty long prison sentence because duh she fucking better have and as far as i know is still there that poor god i believe barb went to live with her grandparents after everything happened.
[445] And I still think about her sometimes, especially since listening to your podcast.
[446] I think the creepiest part for my sister and I is that this woman who again set her husband on fire used to be responsible for our lives when we were tiny little four -year -olds.
[447] Love you guys, Elvis and his cookies.
[448] Keep up the good work.
[449] Thanks for teaching us all how to stay sexy and not get murdered, Julia.
[450] God, that's awful.
[451] That's fucking insane.
[452] I feel like there's no...
[453] Like, if you're a nurse, you could probably get poison.
[454] like why the setting someone on fire which I'm I'm assuming it my mind would be one of the worst possible ways to die I think it's up there yeah and putting that on to someone you had children with and loved at one point and that's just like cruel in a way that doesn't mat nothing out like that poisoning or shooting doesn't match you're exactly right because it's she's stealing the same size of a bottle whether it's a paralytic or like a huge thing of Demerol, she just shoots him up and kills him and then he's like, I don't know what happened, but she wanted him to suffer.
[455] That's nightmare.
[456] Well, it's, yeah, I think probably she was hoping that his body would be sober and they couldn't do a toxicology report, but it's like, well, then that case, exactly, then that case you could have done fucking poison.
[457] Yes.
[458] But she purposely found something just to, ah, just to torture him.
[459] That's, and I mean, that's evil.
[460] That's super fucking evil.
[461] Oh, my God, that makes me so creeped out.
[462] How do you guys feel about it?
[463] Can you read the, uh, can you read the butt slasher one more time?
[464] for the third time guys keep in mind there is a real fun butt slasher do you guys think do you guys think your murder is better than these your hometown murder or your friend family co -worker murder then email them to us and Steven at my favorite murder at gmail dot com also if yours is just a death free weird thing that happened in your town we like those too yeah and clearly we need at least one lighthearted one every episode so if yours is just like it's not that great because no one died to send it anyways that's right even it's just some like I saw a weird thing on my grammar school playground I want to hear about that and like maybe make a little note in the subject line lighthearted Stephen it's lighthearted so Stephen knows where they are you can go through and a human tear with a circle and a cross through it or like what are the what's the little line emojis of a guy going I don't know like the shrugging shoulders those handmade shruggings yeah the one of those oh I guess they do have them as a circle do they it's on a circle head it's fun we got to see the emoji movie that reminds me I I don't have, I yelled at, I yelled on a sidewalk.
[465] Because you saw that billboard?
[466] With a billboard.
[467] Because it was a poop emoji and I'm just like, what is this world coming to?
[468] I think the poop emoji is the star.
[469] I don't, I don't, I just don't, I can't.
[470] Yeah, we got to go as a family, the three of us.
[471] Come on.
[472] Elvis, Mimi.
[473] Live recording.
[474] We'll do it.
[475] We'll pirate a recording of it.
[476] Oh my God.
[477] It's just us screaming at the, and people telling us to be quiet and then it's getting kicked out.
[478] Children crying because we're ruining their experience.
[479] Well, thanks for listening.
[480] to my favorite murder.
[481] Thank you.
[482] Sexy.
[483] And don't get murdered.
[484] Bye.
[485] Uh -huh.