#44 - Todd McCormick (Part 2)

[0] and they move shit around and put things in weird places.

[1] And when you read the translation, they're like, what the fuck does this mean?

[2] Well, they're figuring out how to translate it, not just both word for word, but figuring out how you would say that same sentence in English.

[3] So it's structure as well.

[4] Yeah.

[5] So it's clear what you're translating.

[6] It's fucking fascinating shit, man. It's fascinating.

[7] And I also wonder after, you know, 50 or so years of everybody using English on the Internet, how many kids are going to grow up, just as English as their, you know, their new language and their original languages like the old -fashioned thing their parents did could you imagine if there was only one language could you imagine how much shit would get done well can you see you know what's interesting though when you say that like imagine languages are going to go away by technology very very very fast no languages well so what's going to happen i think translators you know like you're to sit there and have something translated to you in real time you know it's going to be voice detection and everything like that it's just going to make languages though people are still going to want to talk to each other will still be there playing with their whole thing but what if a few generations go by I think things are going to change profoundly well you're a proponent of the isolation tank you actually have John Lilly's tank don't you I do I actually after I met John he gave me his tank he's got John Willie's isolation tank you're my only other friend that ever had one that's that's like having Willie Mays's fucking baseball bat you know what's cool I got his shower shoes to go with it so I actually get out and walk in his shoes every time I go from my tank for the shower That's crazy.

[8] That's crazy.

[9] Now, pretty boring brown shower shoes.

[10] Imagine when they figure out how to stimulate the mind to create certain states and they do it in conjunction with the tank, which is really the way to do it because it eliminates all the sensory input from this world.

[11] If they could figure out how to do that, put some electrodes on your head and set you in that fucking tank and light you up like a Christmas tree and you just go into some other world.

[12] Then maybe people will stop talking.

[13] I think Dr. Lilly did that to me with one cc ketamine injected you know yeah you told me about that yeah what a rush yeah what did he do what did he do exactly well when i got there actually uh they i was gonna go into the tank just you know straight and um when i you get a rinse off and everything before you go in the tank and the guy was prepping me and he says you know usually when we do it we we go in with one cc injected you know in a muscularly you know ketamine you know would you like some and i hear part of my brain go no no drug thanks and then i hear my mouth go oh absolutely i'd love some and and then i i felt like a complete third person in my own reality because he said no problem you know it's injected in a muscularly is that a problem in my side of my brain went needles no my mouth however went no problem that'd be great i did want to offend him yeah and he and you know what and i and he walked away to go get me the stuff and i stood there for a minute and my brain was saying no way and and my other side of my brain went, look, you're a Dr. Lily's house, man. You've come all this way.

[14] There's no way you're saying no. And he walked back in and I felt a little alcohol swab on my muscle.

[15] And I heard my brain go, no. And then I heard my mouth go, thank you very much.

[16] And then I made the most naive, sorry, how long does it take to kick in?

[17] And I will never forget his face when he went, oh, you haven't done it before?

[18] Oh, you should lay down.

[19] About 45 seconds?

[20] And he, like, put me in the tank.

[21] And when you do it, what if you do something like that and you have sleep apnea?

[22] Do you run the risk of, like, choking and not breathing?

[23] I don't know.

[24] I didn't have sleep apnea, but the last thing I was thinking about was sleeping when he slipped me into that tank.

[25] I thought I was there to watch the entire world come to an end.

[26] And I had, like, a ringside seat.

[27] It was pretty interesting.

[28] So they shot you up with this ketamine.

[29] You lie down the tank.

[30] Yeah, you get into the tank and you float.

[31] And for me, it was the first experience ever floating.

[32] And when the tank...

[33] So your first experience floating was with ketamine?

[34] Yeah.

[35] Oh, my God.

[36] Hey, it happens, you know.

[37] How do you say no to Dr. Lilly?

[38] You know, I'd watch the movie Altered States dozens of times.

[39] I'd own the laser disc.

[40] That's how long I had it.

[41] So what happened after it kicks in?

[42] I thought I was freaking out.

[43] And the funnier side of this was my good friend was in the other room.

[44] And I was back around panic noise while all this was going on.

[45] And he didn't know about the ketamine entering into the equation.

[46] And he was sitting there with Dr. Lilly and his assistant at the time.

[47] I'm Craig.

[48] And they had no concern of me sounding like I'm drowning.

[49] And finally, he asked, you know, is he on ketamine?

[50] And Craig said yes.

[51] And he said, would you go get me some?

[52] And my friend was totally blown away.

[53] Didn't think that was going to be the answer to the problem?

[54] And John put some ketamine into his leg and told my friend to have a nice night.

[55] And he went into his bedroom.

[56] And my friend could see into the bedroom where the tank was next to a bed.

[57] And he didn't touched the tank he just went in and laid down next to the bed and i actually stopped screaming at that point and my friend was looking in the bedroom you were screaming i was freaking out man i was fucking losing my mind oh so okay so you're in the tank you have no idea to panic you start screaming john lilly says also give me some of what he's having yeah and honestly for me i felt like uh well when i stopped screaming i remembered it was conscious i i felt like somebody came into my trip and just said yo take a deep breath calm down And I was like, okay.

[58] And you know what?

[59] I just channeled the energy.

[60] And it actually was a really positive experience.

[61] So you think that John Lilly joined you in your trip?

[62] Is that what if he joined you in the actual isolation?

[63] No, he didn't.

[64] Me and my girlfriend later on tried to get it.

[65] It's like that dentist, you know.

[66] It's not a cool place to have a friend.

[67] Massage your tits.

[68] Yeah, come here.

[69] Let's cuddle.

[70] It didn't work.

[71] But you know what, in a sense, yes, I feel like he did.

[72] I felt like there was a telepathic communication.

[73] As much as this is going to blow all of the credibility I just had about talking about pot.

[74] Yeah, I actually felt like Dr. Lillian and I communicated on a level that was more telepathic during the time I was under the drug.

[75] Now, do you think, like, the tank even...

[76] It's true story.

[77] Don't want to believe it, I don't care.

[78] Do you think the tank would even work, though, if he took the same amount of pills and just laid on something comfortable or something?

[79] The tank?

[80] No. I don't think the pill, or I wouldn't think that your environment would have that big of a deal.

[81] Here's how McKenna...

[82] The tank's huge.

[83] Right.

[84] No, it's huge.

[85] Here's how McKenna described ketamine.

[86] He said that it was like you, he believed that when you did psychedelics, you somehow or another connected to the experience that everybody had had doing those psychedelics before you.

[87] That's one of the reasons why the mushroom experience is so rich and diverse.

[88] It says thousands and thousands and millions of people over the years have done mushrooms and you're connected to this one big, gigantic growing experience.

[89] He said, doing ketamine, he said ketamine is so much more rare that really it gave him the feeling like he was in an abandoned a warehouse or an office building with no furniture in it.

[90] That's interesting.

[91] I felt very alone in my trip initially And then when I felt like there was another energy around me, it did feel different.

[92] And it was weird.

[93] I had a long conversation with John Lilling.

[94] After it.

[95] And he really, he was, I really liked the old guy.

[96] He was really a nice guy.

[97] And then afterwards, when I left, whatever, the next day is his assistant showed up and said, you made a real impression on John.

[98] He'd like you to have his tank.

[99] He just gave it to you?

[100] Yeah.

[101] That's crazy.

[102] He probably felt bad.

[103] He probably didn't want you to sue him for fucking whacking him with ketamine and throwing him into a fucking bathtub.

[104] He's like, this dude might sue me, man. You know what I'm going to work this.

[105] I'm going to stroke it.

[106] I'm going to calm up.

[107] I'm going to say, yo, man, you are the shit, and I'm going to give you my tank.

[108] Oh, you know, Oliver Stone went the night before me in his tank.

[109] And freaked out too.

[110] Yeah, he took a huge shit.

[111] Oliver Stone's a big pooper when he sleeps.

[112] I had never really thought about that until just this minute.

[113] I would have definitely thought of it.

[114] He did K though and did it.

[115] And it was, yeah, we both did it.

[116] Yeah, we got to talk about it years later, him and I sit down and chat about our weekend at Johns.

[117] Wow.

[118] What a fucking freaky dude.

[119] Whacked people out with special K and throw them into a fucking tank of water.

[120] You do know, this is the guy that the day of the Dauphin was made about.

[121] He's the guy that did all of the research on dolphins.

[122] Dude, I got all of his books.

[123] All of them on.

[124] You have all of them on.

[125] Oh, he's a bad motherfucker.

[126] He was awesome.

[127] He's got a great book where he actually shows, it's got, the deep self has directions on how to make a tank.

[128] It shows you how to make it.

[129] Well, that precursor the Sanamari tank I got.

[130] Isn't it?

[131] Samadhi.

[132] Samadhi.

[133] Yeah, that's what I had, too.

[134] I had one of those as well.

[135] now I've got a float lab one The new crazy version Have I showed you that?

[136] Not yet I can't wait to say it It's in the basement You're the trip It's the fucking It's the craziest thing I think they're awesome You know And I think a lot of people Have never really been able To meditate within themselves And when you get in this tank And there's no resistance On your body And you can actually You don't really hear And you don't really see And you feel the same temperature As the surroundings around you You really feel so boundless And it's truly You're flying through space man It's a spaceship It's a spaceship man That downstairs is a fucking portal to another world.

[137] It really is.

[138] It really is.

[139] When you learn how to relax, once you learn how to relax, and it takes a few times, you have to do it a bunch of times, and depending on your personality, how good you are, truly letting go.

[140] But if you really learn how to let go, man, you go on trips on that thing.

[141] Dude, I used to, I used to, I'd set an alarm at, like, 4 a .m. if I went to sleep before midnight, and I'd just, like, walk, because I had mine in my bedroom, I'd walk right to my tank, get back in it, and, like, go back to sleep.

[142] And, like, four, five, six o 'clock, I would always wake up before seven, feeling like, man, And I just slept for so long.

[143] And I felt great.

[144] And my dreams would be so lucid.

[145] So incredibly real and tangible and holy shit.

[146] I want to go write them down, Lucy.

[147] That's intense.

[148] So you only had to walk a couple steps so you barely woke up.

[149] Oh, I barely woke up.

[150] And you went right back out.

[151] Right back out.

[152] Bam.

[153] That's amazing.

[154] You got to.

[155] It's awesome.

[156] Mine's too far from my fucking bed.

[157] In the walking, I wake up going, what the fuck are you doing with your life, Rogan?

[158] Get number four o 'clock in the morning, you fucking weird out.

[159] To go meditate.

[160] And then I'll go on the internet and check my phone.

[161] my Twitter.

[162] On the way down.

[163] Ooh, UFOs.

[164] Congress is, what's going on here?

[165] Next to you know, it'll be an hour later.

[166] I'd be like, I want to get some breakfast, man. I'm fucking hungry.

[167] Totally away, sipping coffee.

[168] Did you see that shit that was on CNN?

[169] But all these former U .S. Air Force employees are coming out about UFOs?

[170] Around nuclear arms.

[171] About nuclear facilities.

[172] That's fucking trippy shit, man. I wonder if these guys are all just nuts.

[173] I wonder if these guys are all cooks or if they're like disinformation guys that work for the government.

[174] The government wants us to think there's fucking really UFOs.

[175] They can just distract the shit out of people.

[176] And meanwhile, Obama's passing on this legislation, making it easier for people to wiretap your emails and get into your fucking Twitter account and your Facebook pages and they're passing all this legislation right under everybody's noses.

[177] I wonder if that's what it is.

[178] I wonder if it's just a distraction tactic.

[179] I truly believe it is.

[180] I mean, they appointed the UN appointed some chick to be the ambassador when the aliens come.

[181] Listen, bitch, you don't speak For me. Is that real?

[182] Okay.

[183] Yes.

[184] The UN just appointed and what's the fuck's her job?

[185] Just sit around and wait.

[186] She is a, I believe she's an astrophysicist and her job is to communicate with the aliens.

[187] You don't talk for me, Hooker.

[188] Can I just say something?

[189] I got a dog.

[190] We have been on this planet evolving with dogs for thousands of years.

[191] And we don't speak Doberman.

[192] We don't speak German Shepid.

[193] And how do we think that they're going to show up and suddenly we're going to be like, sit?

[194] Right.

[195] Good alien.

[196] Up.

[197] It's a fucking hilarious.

[198] Well, the idea Alien on a snack?

[199] The idea is that they're going to be so much more intelligent than us.

[200] They're going to be able to understand what our language is.

[201] They'll be able to decipher our language.

[202] That's the hope and the dream.

[203] I think they're going to show up and think food.

[204] Man, you look soft and juicy.

[205] That's what we do is if you look at what you look at what every single we'd be like cows, you know.

[206] If you look at what every single intelligent life form on this planet does, they're going to make sure that they exploit everything weaker than that.

[207] That's the ethic of space.

[208] It seems like it's the ethic of life on this planet is that's survival of the fittest.

[209] And when you're the fittest, you get to fuck the ones who are not as fit.

[210] That's just the way it is.

[211] What human beings do to dolphins and sea world and what we do to killer whales.

[212] We know the killer whales rescue human that fall off boats.

[213] We know that there's never been a case in the wild of a killer whale, a documented case killing a human.

[214] The only times they've ever done is in the sea world.

[215] That's the only times they've ever done it.

[216] It's in captivity.

[217] And we know what dolphins do.

[218] Dolphins kill baby dolphins so they can force the female dolphin to fuck.

[219] Is that true?

[220] Yes.

[221] Fuck yeah, it's true.

[222] They kill the babies.

[223] They kill the babies.

[224] How do they kill them?

[225] They kill them.

[226] They kill them, yeah.

[227] And that's one of the reasons, yeah, the dolphins rape the fuck out of each other too.

[228] And one of the reasons why female dolphins are horrors, female dolphins are super slutty.

[229] And the reason being is because they have to fuck as many male dolphins as possible so that when they have babies, those male dolphins won't kill the babies.

[230] So the male dolphin will go could be mine that person might be mine damn they like her because they get to fuck her where'd you get this it's all true it's all from documentaries and so the the idea being that the mother does not breed while she's with the babies so it takes like six years or something like that before she's willing to breed again before she breeds again because she has take care of the babies how long does dolphin live it's good question I don't know I don't know I don't know but you need to you seem to know a lot about their sex life dolphins are I'm a freak I'm a freak about fucking one of those I'm just saying fucking one for a while.

[231] Oh, my God.

[232] They're so pretty.

[233] If it only had a sheep's pussy, but it was a dolphin.

[234] I'd be in there, son.

[235] Put those two together.

[236] Yeah, if you get the perfect fucking.

[237] And it could drag you through the water at the same time.

[238] Take you on trips and fuck it.

[239] You're going to be able to hold your breath.

[240] God damn, that'll be good.

[241] We're going to need to design some new dolphin that you can fuck.

[242] That's right.

[243] Or maybe you could just climb on the back of a dolphin and just get a flashlight attached to the dolphin.

[244] You could probably do that.

[245] Could be a small.

[246] I heard it already feels good.

[247] There's videos on the internet, people fucking dolphins.

[248] Have you seen those?

[249] That can't be real.

[250] That's totally real.

[251] No one's fucking dolphins, dude.

[252] I'll show it too.

[253] How's that possible?

[254] Huh?

[255] Their penis comes out and the woman gets underneath it?

[256] I don't remember.

[257] He's making this show?

[258] No, I'm not.

[259] No. There's tons of videos of people fucking dolphins.

[260] Can't be tons.

[261] Actual sex, Brian?

[262] Yes.

[263] I need some clarification.

[264] Okay, we need to go deep on this one.

[265] We can't just leave people out there thinking there's human beings.

[266] I wonder how many people are right now going there.

[267] This is bullshit.

[268] I will list myself.

[269] Oh, a lot of people.

[270] a beautiful thing about the internet now, you know?

[271] I mean, instantly, you can find out, you can Google and at least get the general consensus.

[272] I mean, you can't find out who killed Kennedy.

[273] There's some shit you can't find out.

[274] But you can Google yes on 19 and help us win in California.

[275] Yeah, proposition 19.

[276] Yeah, it's yeson 19 .com.

[277] 34 days away, and what are the most recent polls?

[278] Recent polls show us winning.

[279] It depends on whose poll you look at, Fox or what have you.

[280] and wow they make very human sounds and uh he's looking at you said it wasn't true is she doing it is it real don't tell him it's not true it's not real that well he's on an iPhone that one's a guy with a fucking dolphin dolphin uniform apple is it going to let you look at porn yeah man how you think you're going to look at that on that they're going to say no dolphin porn no good yeah but they can't stop you from going on all those websites now they go to html 5 because of the ipad all the porn websites none of them were flash based anymore they're like oh really You can't get on in the iPad.

[281] Oh, let's just change this shit up, son.

[282] Whoa.

[283] They change everything in the HTML 5, and then that works on your iPad.

[284] And then you can watch porn on your iPad.

[285] Who would have known innovation leading the way again?

[286] It's porn leading the way.

[287] Hey, there are a lot of Christians who need their porn.

[288] They do.

[289] You know.

[290] How about that new dude that got busted?

[291] What's his name?

[292] Eddie Long, is that his name?

[293] The new big black preacher got busted.

[294] Yeah.

[295] How's that?

[296] Banging some boys.

[297] I'm just saying.

[298] What is his name?

[299] Dude, that's double bad because, you know, brothers ain't supposed to be even thinking like that.

[300] Yeah, brothers do not get down with the gay.

[301] That's why the Proposition 8 passed in California.

[302] A lot of gay people were really pissed off at black folks.

[303] Because black folks voted some ridiculous number.

[304] Hey, ridiculous percentage voted for it.

[305] Those white folks should be mad at their Christian siblings who brought Christianity to all these poor people, you know?

[306] Because that's really the problem.

[307] Okay, well, you're going back with you a little bit far with your blame there, fella.

[308] Whoa.

[309] What is this guy's name, Ed Long?

[310] What was the guy's name that got busted?

[311] I want to read this a lot.

[312] It couldn't be.

[313] Couldn't be Ed Long.

[314] That's like his point.

[315] No, you're right.

[316] Due to the size of the dolphin's dick, the best way you can have sex with a male dolphin is to masturbate him.

[317] Brian, Brian, Brian, Brian.

[318] Yeah, his name is.

[319] Dude, what a female dolphin.

[320] His name is Ed Long.

[321] His name is.

[322] No, is it really?

[323] Yes.

[324] Eddie Long?

[325] It's true.

[326] Eddie Long.

[327] You couldn't write this fiction.

[328] You really couldn't, man. It's like, you remember when that there was a...

[329] Eddie Long?

[330] Yeah.

[331] That's his name.

[332] It's all of the name.

[333] You know it right from the...

[334] Here's the best part.

[335] Homie's got a pink tie.

[336] How about that?

[337] So he's the one taking it?

[338] Yeah, we're watching it not necessarily.

[339] With the pink tie?

[340] Kind of soft.

[341] Yeah, everything else is black.

[342] Well, his outfit's dark and strong, powerful.

[343] He's just letting you know.

[344] I'm into that boy pussy.

[345] Whoa.

[346] Bring him the flashlight.

[347] This is a big ad.

[348] They make you watch ads now.

[349] Yeah, they're good at captive ads.

[350] They're saying, fuck you, TiVo.

[351] I know.

[352] It's like the only time I ever watch ads now or when I'm trying to watch a YouTube clip.

[353] It's evil.

[354] CNN .com.

[355] Hey, you know what, man, it's only 30 seconds, whatever.

[356] Whoa, of my life added up.

[357] So this guy, this Ed, Eddie Long, another Christian man in a position of power that it turns out was actually banging boys.

[358] Shocking.

[359] What if, what if, like, the Catholic Church has been run by gays who are angry at the straight people this whole time, right?

[360] And they get to wear their dresses and have their fabulous cars and drink out of their gold chalices and be covered in all these colors.

[361] and live in total secrecy and then pick out the little gay kids right out of the straight audience.

[362] The only flaw is that they hate Madonna.

[363] Whoa, what do you mean Madonna?

[364] The church is hate Madonna, you know?

[365] And gay people love Madonna.

[366] See, therefore, the analysis does not hold water.

[367] Whoa, I think it's true.

[368] That's what you think it is?

[369] It's an ancient gay cult.

[370] Yeah.

[371] Makes sense.

[372] Pope wearing a dress?

[373] Yeah, of course.

[374] The whole deal.

[375] What's up with that crazy fish head?

[376] All of them at the Vatican.

[377] Let me think, I don't want to fuck women I want to go live with men for the rest of my life Pretty much a gay And you're not even allowed to masturbate Why not just Oh, nocturnal emissions Whoa, you can't even dream about getting off Well, how about Salt Peter That shit they give them To keep them from getting horny?

[378] That's not true It's not real myth, pretty much It's an urban myth But they still actually give it to them Salt Peter's real shit, dude I think No, I don't think it might not work They say it in jail all the time They say, oh it's Salt Peter and food Really?

[379] I don't know, whatever I can't say I still dreaming my girlfriends and wake up feeling fairly aroused even if I don't think they really assault Peter in jail that's one of those urban legend type things but total urban legend the whole idea is ridiculous the whole idea that anybody would ask you to not have sex like why would God give me a dick if I didn't want to use it God don't don't procreate God does not want you to procreate doesn't want you to feel affectionate doesn't want you to feel affectionate doesn't want you to love someone I love how people that talk about you know there's no evolution there's just creationism they don't want to talk about incestual relations between Adam and even all their kids yeah what's where the fuck that come from god show up again with a new boat hey i got new fresh fresh meat here you go for the garden that would be what it had to be wouldn't it if you go with the christians and then they did all this in six thousand years so what's up you're my brother yeah that's my christian brother don't eat that apple that shit's bad no and you know i love that in the union that was the first prohibition the the prohibition of thou shalt not eat from the tree of knowledge and and who was the big cop right god And how many people?

[380] Two.

[381] Two people he had to police.

[382] And God, according to Christian mythology, couldn't handle prohibition.

[383] Yeah, how hilarious is it God would make some shit that he didn't want you to eat?

[384] I'll tell you, don't eat it.

[385] I'm telling you, I will fuck your world up.

[386] Oh, oh, oh, you ate that apple that I told you not to eat?

[387] Well, guess what?

[388] You don't ever get a second chance.

[389] You're fucked forever.

[390] Your whole species is fucked.

[391] Joe, do you ever wonder if that snake, do you wonder that snake, that one snake, the original snake, made it if he made it on Noah's Ark do you ever think about that like no because that snake was the devil it wasn't really a snake that's how much I know I was just like I was hoping that snake made it maybe that snake is all around us all the time yeah pretty much the whole idea that you know they'll make fun of fucking Muslims or they'll make fun of Scientologists they'll make fun of you know like oh they've got the wrong thing you better come to Jesus but see I argue that everybody's an atheist because a Jew doesn't believe in a Christian God and a Christian God and a Christian God doesn't believe in Buddha and a Buddha doesn't believe in a Jewish God and none of them believe in Muhammad.

[392] So it's really, they're all atheists because they don't believe in anything but their little fantasy, truthfully.

[393] So they're all atheists to somebody else's shit.

[394] To somebody else's shit.

[395] They don't believe in their other gods.

[396] So bam, suddenly we're in alignment.

[397] I just don't also believe with any of their gods.

[398] It's amazing that there are so many different religions, hundreds, literally.

[399] We were lost.

[400] We needed direction.

[401] We needed someone to walk up and go, I know where the food is.

[402] I know where you'll be warm.

[403] I know how to heal you sick when you die and come with me right it's amazing that there's so many different religions but even though we know that they all say different shit everyone is willing to die believing that the one they believe is right even though there's so many examples of contradicting ideas for whatever fucking reason we compartmentalize that when we you know go down the road of being a Mormon or go down the road of being a Catholic or a Baptist we just don't look at it just don't say this is my team and screw your team and it's a very NFL mentality you know rah rah my team boo your team it's all the same shit it is all the same shit when i was in indiana i was in indiana for a ufc anybody who fought somebody from indiana even if they were american they would boo them really you're not from indiana boo oh that's our local boy it's hoosiers but think about it but indiana's great don't get me wrong but the the mentality is so fucked up that you're you're booing against other americans because they're not from a similar place they're not not within a certain distance of where you sleep.

[404] So you're, you don't even like them right now.

[405] Boo, he's going up against our guy.

[406] Like we need, we don't just have Americans versus the rest of the world.

[407] We'll go down to neighborhoods.

[408] We'll break it down to neighborhoods.

[409] We'll break it down to the Hatfields and the McCoys, you know?

[410] The problem with Indiana is there's nothing else to fucking do there.

[411] And they're not known for much in Indiana.

[412] And so that movie Hoosiers came out.

[413] Everyone was like sports is now our big thing.

[414] So now it's like, seriously.

[415] The movie came out because sports is a big thing.

[416] Right, right, right.

[417] But they're so proud of that movie because that's all they have kind of living in Indiana.

[418] They used to have this thing called the Indianapolis 500.

[419] That was kind of big of rednecks too.

[420] Yeah, they have a lot of shit, dude.

[421] Yeah, so it's very, very sportsies.

[422] We've got to bring farming back to the Midwest is what we got to do.

[423] We got to really bring him back.

[424] You bring it back to weed, right?

[425] Not weed, man, but hemp, we need hemp, man. Well, I know.

[426] Look, farm aid right now is in its 25th year and the problem with it is 25 years and they've gotten where.

[427] Because all these people they're trying to convince, they've built their their farms on corn and cotton are completely wrong.

[428] And they're not going to have any economic independence back until they get their hemp back.

[429] In Indiana, John Cougar Mellencamp came onto the screen and they booed him.

[430] Really?

[431] Booh.

[432] In Indiana?

[433] Yep.

[434] He's from Indiana.

[435] He is.

[436] They didn't get the Q card.

[437] He's a liberal.

[438] Oh, he's liberal.

[439] Fucking liberal.

[440] Whoa.

[441] It was crazy.

[442] They showed him.

[443] I expected everybody to go ape shit.

[444] Boom.

[445] Wow.

[446] Boo.

[447] You know, in Ohio, the farms are getting so bad that they're, like, closing farms left and right that a lot of the farms are turning into shopping centers where my mom lived, just in five years, used to be farms everywhere.

[448] And now it's, like, commercial buildings, and they're losing all these farms because there's no money in it or something's not going on right in the farming industry in Ohio.

[449] Well, there's, it's very difficult to run a farm and make a profit.

[450] It's incredibly difficult.

[451] It's so fucking hard.

[452] Especially when you're up against unfair trade practices.

[453] and fucking fuels that come from 9 ,000 miles away.

[454] Well, how about seeds?

[455] You know, you don't even own your seeds when you're a farmer.

[456] When you get seeds from Monsanto?

[457] Well, GMO is a big deal.

[458] And, you know, hemp is the one thing that we need to really push that we don't have GMO control of.

[459] We have to stand up and ask for, you know, our civil rights back.

[460] We have to demand them back, in fact.

[461] I mean, when we...

[462] Well, let's explain the seeds thing, though.

[463] What I was saying is seeds, when you buy seeds, if you're a farmer, you buy these seeds that have been made by this company, you don't...

[464] Yeah, you don't own those seeds.

[465] You got those seeds, and when you plant your new plants, and you grow, like, say, if you grow peppers, you can't take the seeds out of those peppers and grow more peppers.

[466] Because you don't own that.

[467] That's right.

[468] You don't own that.

[469] They will sue you.

[470] They will sue you.

[471] It is.

[472] Yeah, it's incredible.

[473] Monsanto has actually people that go around and test crops of people that they suspect are using a generation away from their last seed.

[474] And it's really scary.

[475] I mean, you know.

[476] How crazy is that?

[477] Now, can you take the seeds and, like, make new, new, different?

[478] versions of that seed or it can't have any trace of it at all?

[479] Is there even traceable?

[480] It's genetically modified so they know what the genome of this particular plant that they've created is.

[481] So if you have that shit in your field, you have to pay them every year.

[482] Every year.

[483] You have to pay for new seeds.

[484] You can't, the way people always did it.

[485] You grew tomatoes.

[486] You took the seeds from the tomatoes.

[487] You grew more tomatoes.

[488] You can't do that now.

[489] It's illegal.

[490] Wow.

[491] That is the nudiest shit ever.

[492] And that's the number one reason for genetically modifying food is to control the market.

[493] And that's the number one reason also why marijuana will always remain illegal to a lot of people, they'll want to keep it illegal, rather, is because they can't control it.

[494] You know hemp is grown in every industrialized country other than America.

[495] It's amazing.

[496] How crazy is that?

[497] Canada, right up north, right above us, they're growing it.

[498] They grow all of the seed products that are in whole foods and all that nutrition.

[499] So all this is money that farmers could be making.

[500] All this shit.

[501] All this shit.

[502] They're stealing from them.

[503] These cunts.

[504] Yeah, the government is stealing from them.

[505] Steal, hugely.

[506] And it's stealing it by denying them their own history.

[507] It's the fucking best country.

[508] It's got to Indiana.

[509] Proud to be an American.

[510] Asked a no harm for me. They're going to bomb California is what they're going to do.

[511] What are they going to do, man?

[512] When that Proposition 9 takes over.

[513] Proposition 19.

[514] I was thinking gay.

[515] It's one of a eight.

[516] The, when they, when that shit goes into effect, if and when, it's going to change the culture.

[517] That's the big change.

[518] It's going to be in people's behavior.

[519] Because you can talk all the paper you want, but the most fascinating thing to me is what it does to people socially.

[520] It changes a fuck out of human beings.

[521] Right.

[522] Well, you know, some of the things that people are coming out against Prop 19 is saying is that it's going to lend itself to corporations, and it's not true.

[523] Corporations are not going to...

[524] Who's saying that?

[525] Who's saying that?

[526] Well, believe it or not, we have a lot of people that are in the medical marijuana industry that don't want to see Prop 19 pass because they're comfortable right now and they're profiteering, and they don't want to see, you know, a status quo change.

[527] And it's really sad because these are the people that have benefited the most when their local communities allow them to start selling to anybody over 21 without a doctor's note.

[528] Right, but the doctors who've been making their living for all these years, giving away prescriptions and charged 150 bucks a pop, that's that source of income these guys have.

[529] That's the problem.

[530] Doctors were historically wealthy and they'll do fine actually practicing medicine, I'm sure.

[531] Maybe, but when you're set up for years and years and years, just given out medical marijuana prescriptions and you're comfortable with it and all of a sudden something's going to come along to make your business go away and you're going to have to come up with some whole new business if you're a selfish douchebag I could see where you'd be like man I don't want this to pass isn't that why the alcohol beverage industry is giving to the campaign against us isn't that why all these self -interested companies are stepping up yeah it's all the same thing but we don't expect it out of the medical marijuana doctors another lie I heard was that big tobacco money's behind this when it's such bullshit Proposition 19 yes when you can look up and see where all the money It's done this thing ever.

[532] Realistically, though, Prop 19 was passed by somebody that, as somebody I've known for over 15 years, he's a really good person that really just wanted to do the right thing.

[533] He wanted to put forward a more liberal initiative, but he had cash, and he polled the initiatives, and he found that more liberal initiatives were not polling well enough to actually pass.

[534] So he actually pulled back, pulled back, pulled back on the verbiage until he got an initiative that polled well enough to pass.

[535] And what a lot of people don't realize is that this is not the means to the end.

[536] end.

[537] This is just, or this is a means to the end.

[538] It's not the end.

[539] It's just one small step in the evolution of getting our freedoms back.

[540] And this Prop 19 is going to be one step closer to having our rights back.

[541] And what a lot of people aren't talking about, which is pissing me off, is that we got Meg Whitman buying her way into the governorship.

[542] And we have Steve Cooley, who has been the guy down here in L .A., for those of you who don't live in L .A., who has been closing down all the Los Angeles Bot Clubs.

[543] And if this guy gets the top cop position in the state of California and And Prop 19 loses all of these idiots.

[544] And I'll say you are idiots that are going against Prop 19 that are selling medical marijuana are going to lose your businesses and lose your freedoms.

[545] And the only thing that's going to protect you right now is if everybody in the state gets the rights that you have been getting for the last 14 years since medical marijuana.

[546] Well, let's not concentrate on these dildos.

[547] It's concentrate on that.

[548] Yeah, let's concentrate on that.

[549] Steve Cooley is...

[550] This is the guy that's running for attorney general.

[551] And he's basically running it's somebody that's against the death penalty.

[552] And in California, you might as well be running against somebody unopposed.

[553] He's running against someone who's against the death penalty?

[554] Yes.

[555] Oh, so he's running unopposed?

[556] In that sense, he is.

[557] Absolutely.

[558] And when he gets in, his agenda is to do in the state what he's already done in L .A. Well, why does he want to shut down medical pot stores?

[559] Ideologically, who knows what he's invested in?

[560] Who knows what his reality is from?

[561] It's whoever is a part of his campaign.

[562] It's all part of his life, you know?

[563] Who knows who really he's loyal to in that sense?

[564] but there's something there's some campaign contributions or something there's something going on i would love to be able to follow the money forensically and see exactly where what changed these people because in some ways there's got to be strengths pulling them you know and it's not cheap to run a campaign in the state of california you need to get on the side to people with a lot of money well that's where that meg whitman chick is strange that meg whitman chick is blowing big money she is very very rich and what is she what was her position in ebay she had something to do with eBay.

[565] She, I thought, founded.

[566] Not founded.

[567] She was the one that was brought in and brought them from being a very small company to a very large company.

[568] She helped organize them and she rode their growth curve.

[569] Okay, so she made a ton of money off eBay, and now she wants to be the governor, and she's spending, how much money to do this?

[570] She's already spent over a hundred million dollars of her own money to become governor.

[571] A hundred million dollars for a job that pays $200 ,000 a year?

[572] Google it, people.

[573] How much does it pay?

[574] It pays nothing.

[575] And this is a scary of poor.

[576] It's like, what do you think she's going to accomplish with this $100 million influence?

[577] what is she doing this for it's testament to their ego you know it's building a big you know why did arnold do it too and you know this is the part did you just turn my volume down no this is the part that kind of bothers me is that this is more of what we've had for a long time it's just now we're looking at it and we're grossed out by it but don't think before newspapers and internet carried the word that robber barons weren't running politics going back to the 30s and 40s and 50s and when I say they I don't mean to sound like some conspiracy nut I mean to sound like somebody that's realistic about the fact that alcohol got together They were after Prohibition and went, yo, who's our competition?

[578] Oh, these kids are smoking this loco weed ought to sell.

[579] And then we should go after that.

[580] Let's look at it this way.

[581] But that's true.

[582] Okay, okay.

[583] This Meg Whitman woman, she is obviously very wealthy.

[584] So it's going to be very difficult to buy a person that's very wealthy.

[585] She's very wealthy.

[586] So why would this very wealthy person want to stop medical marijuana in California?

[587] Because that is what she wants to do.

[588] What would be her motivation because it would not be financial, right?

[589] She doesn't need the money.

[590] She's spending $100 million to become governor?

[591] You don't think the alcohol companies, for sure, are not giving her $100 million to kill a week.

[592] When you have that much money, Joe, it isn't sitting in a locker at the edge of your bed.

[593] It's sitting in investments, and I'd love to know what her portfolios vested in because she has people that are actually standing there saying, this is what I'll advise you to do.

[594] And anybody that's advising somebody that has literally hundreds of millions of dollars vested away is going to say, listen, this initiative is bad for your liquor investments.

[595] It's bad for your pharmaceutical investments.

[596] It's bad for your petal chemicals.

[597] So you think it's purely a financial decision on her part?

[598] I think a lot of why we're dealing with prohibition.

[599] and why we're dealing with people that are against it is because of the financial connections they have.

[600] And the more wealthy they are, the more people lean against them.

[601] How few, in a sense, do we have a view?

[602] Because here you are a guy that made it in TV.

[603] Five years in news radio, five plus years on Fear Factor, you have a career.

[604] You have advisors around you saying, listen, Joe, if you do stupid stuff, it's going to not get you the big jobs, it'll pay a lot of money, and then I'm not going to make money.

[605] So are those persons going to advise you to go be the activist that you've become?

[606] Are they going to say, bro?

[607] really because I know that a lot of other actors have to stop and think man I won't get hired if I start getting all radical and that's what they really believe so they tow the line you are so rare because you haven't towed the line you said fuck it I'd rather be happy and be myself than be some slave to a corporate you know dictation yeah well you don't have to do it that way those guys are pussies a lot of them are that's really what it is but when I look at it as long as you're a nice person but how few Woody Harrelson's and Joe Rogans do we have speaking up for the right reasons Um, well, you know what?

[608] A lot of people have families and they want to play it safe and they feel conservative and they get paranoid and they don't trust in the greater good of humanity and the people's ability to see what they're seeing.

[609] They don't, they don't have faith in their ability to express themselves so that people understand the point of view that they have and where they're coming from.

[610] Right.

[611] I have confidence in my ability to express myself.

[612] And you do it for us all in the way that's important for everybody.

[613] I think everybody should and would do it.

[614] If you're, if you're a rational thinking person, why would you live your life pretending to be something?

[615] something other than who you are.

[616] You know, why would you not want people to know about something that's radically changed the way you look at the world?

[617] Why would you not want to?

[618] Why?

[619] Because fucking Meg Whitman says it's bad?

[620] Look at that bitch.

[621] Get the fuck out of here.

[622] Did she quit or get fired from eBay?

[623] I don't know.

[624] She's a woman who wants to be in control of things.

[625] That's always freaky to me. I don't need a mom, okay?

[626] Is it 75 % of eBay's audience stone people in the middle of night buying shit?

[627] She should know her audience.

[628] I don't know.

[629] She probably pulled a Sarah Palin.

[630] She's flacked away for more.

[631] lucrative investments.

[632] It's creepy, man. Women that want to run shit creep me out.

[633] No. I know it sounds gross, but it's totally true.

[634] Why?

[635] Hillary Clinton, she doesn't creep you out?

[636] She is a creeper.

[637] Creeps me the fuck out.

[638] Condoleza Rice.

[639] If Condoleezza Rice was running things, don't you think you'd freak the fuck out?

[640] Way creepy.

[641] But there's a lot of creepy guys.

[642] Dick Cheney creepie.

[643] Right, they're creepy too.

[644] I'm not saying I want guys running shit, but at least they've been doing that forever.

[645] When a chick wants to hop in there and compete with the men, I'm like, what are you crazy bitch?

[646] What are you doing?

[647] You're not balanced.

[648] You ain't no fucking yogi You're not gonna see through the maze You're fucking just as crazy as the men If not crazier because you have to be because you're a woman And because they're gonna prove that they're tougher than the men They're replacing and that scares me There was a moment where Hillary Clinton was running for president Where I was thinking you know what She's gonna win What if she wins and she gets a new position Where one of these crazy fucks from another country Tests her because she's a woman I mean if assuming that political power is real And then the president really has any sense and that anybody in another country really does pay attention to him that it's not all this big gigantic Bilder meeting group assuming that a president is real.

[649] Could you imagine what Putin would do if he sat across from fucking Hillary Clinton or Saler Palin at some sort of negotiations?

[650] It's horrible.

[651] He would crush them.

[652] He would mock them.

[653] He would...

[654] Well, because most cultures put their most intellectually capable people in power and not their, you know, best idiots.

[655] They're class clowns.

[656] I mean, it's just, it's not that, it's not that men should be running shit.

[657] Right.

[658] It's not.

[659] It's the most capable people.

[660] I think the idea of the alpha, the one, the idea of having a leader is fucking ridiculous.

[661] I think it's some archaic shit that we have to figure a new way around.

[662] So I'm not saying that men should be running shit.

[663] I totally agree with that.

[664] But I'm saying that anybody who's a woman that wants to run shit, like that's kind of crazy.

[665] Like, you don't even have a dick.

[666] Why are you trying to control everything?

[667] What are you doing?

[668] Why are you trying to fucking grab the reins?

[669] I don't know.

[670] What are you doing?

[671] I don't want to be president.

[672] Okay, I'm not, I don't want to be a leader.

[673] Don't get me wrong.

[674] that I am better than a woman who would be doing the job.

[675] I'm saying when I see a woman who wants to be a leader, I understand the man wanting to be a leader.

[676] It makes sense to me. Even if I don't believe in it or agree with it, I understand it.

[677] When I see a woman that's wanting to do it, I'm like, look at that crazy bitch.

[678] That's what I think.

[679] I think you want to be the king of the world and you're a chick.

[680] But yet Iceland's not in wars, and they had a female president.

[681] It's frozen.

[682] I was trying to think of all the female leaders around the world.

[683] I'm like, there's a lot, actually.

[684] It's totally sexist.

[685] a queen beatrice is it's totally sexist don't get me wrong but I don't think anybody should be a leader I think the whole idea I like that so much and say that it's based on some it's based on some leftover fucking shit from back when we were a tribe of 200 monkey people and we needed a leader to protect us from the other monkey people who wanted to rape our women and take our food I mean that's what it is the idea that one person can represent the whole country like a president I don't give a fuck if he has a cabinet I don't give it the idea that there's a one guy that stands there and ladies and gentlemen the president of the United States.

[686] You know, like, come on.

[687] But it's even the voice, even the figurehead.

[688] It's a descendant of royalty.

[689] It certainly is.

[690] It's an avatar.

[691] The whole idea is ridiculous.

[692] It's so ridiculous.

[693] But they created our whole structure in America to compete against what they were fighting.

[694] And then they became that and worse.

[695] And they became way worse.

[696] Right.

[697] Way worth.

[698] It's beautiful.

[699] I love this.

[700] I'm going to hear so much shit from my female friends.

[701] Well, thanks.

[702] You don't think women should be running things?

[703] Oh.

[704] What does that mean?

[705] You think men do it better?

[706] maybe maybe men have been doing it wrong for so long maybe it'd be good for a woman to give it a try like you're definitely comfortable in your relationship that's not a worldly thing to say if she's a woman meaning like i i you know what i mean i'm not going to be like yeah fuck women should be presidents you know right now i'm like yeah what was his name john bobbett to be president what are you talking about he's saying he's afraid to get his dick cut off when he goes home and he's obviously saying you're not no bro what he's saying is you misread he's saying is he's trying to pretend to be someone with indifference so he's attracting him Well, I'm not going to start bashing the female race right now.

[707] I'm not bashing the females rate.

[708] Listen, most women.

[709] But that's how women's take that.

[710] Okay, listen, well, the women that take that are cunts.

[711] And listen, I'm not bashing the female race.

[712] I'm not bashing the male race that doesn't want to be president.

[713] You know, most of the male race doesn't want to be president.

[714] You don't want to be president.

[715] It's not a male thing.

[716] It's a leader thing.

[717] But what I'm saying is I understand the creepy fuck control freak men.

[718] I understand that instinct.

[719] But when I see a chick that wants to rock that, I go, what's going on there?

[720] Creepy way.

[721] Sarah Palin.

[722] I guess one way Sarah Palin is just this dummy that got stuck into a nice position and she's trying to make some money.

[723] I mean, that's really what it is.

[724] But after a while it's not that anymore.

[725] After a while, it's like, well, you're the figurehead for the retard movement and you're just like them and you got a microphone on you and there's a spotlight on you and oh, now you're a fucking problem because you never were supposed to get to this point.

[726] And so now you've artificially been inserted into the public consciousness with no merit.

[727] And now all the retards go, just like me!

[728] Woo!

[729] I hope that's true.

[730] And then they rise up and start these fucking tea party rallies.

[731] Have you watched any of that shit?

[732] They're crazy.

[733] God damn.

[734] And Glenn Beck is just making gold underwear and gold socks and diamond -covered fucking cars.

[735] And that guy must be just scraping it in with rakes.

[736] He's so obviously full of shit, too.

[737] It's like his game only works on the dumb.

[738] But there's so many dumb people.

[739] It's a very effective tactic.

[740] Him and her together, man. They scare the fuck out of it.

[741] Double dumb.

[742] Glenn Beck and Sarah Palin, They combine forces like they did at that tea party meeting.

[743] Dude, they could run for president, man. That's real shit.

[744] I hope the first president's a black lady with a lisp that's totally a lesbian.

[745] I hope it's like every single horrible thing that's wrong with, you know, like, you know, banning gay marriage, you know, women presidents.

[746] I hope it's all combined into one, like, super president that just pisses off everybody.

[747] I hope it's an alien.

[748] An alien.

[749] I hope an alien wins in disguise of a human being and then tells everybody.

[750] Now that we have a diplomat, we'd like to have used it.

[751] Now that I'm in place and I'm running shit, bitches need to sit the fuck down.

[752] We've been thinking about exterminating you fucks for about 50 years now.

[753] I thought your concept of us being mold was really accurate.

[754] Well, it is a giant life form.

[755] It's a giant life form on a superorganism.

[756] That's what the human race is.

[757] The human race is on Earth.

[758] Earth is a life form.

[759] It is a super organism.

[760] We don't think of planets that support life as a life form.

[761] Because it's an environment where life grows, But I'm not so sure about that.

[762] If you look at lava and the center and the magnetic core and you look at the magnetosphere and the atmosphere and like this is like it's not just a place where life is.

[763] It's almost like a system.

[764] It's alive and it might be conscious.

[765] We don't know what's conscious, man. We're guessing.

[766] And we assume that conscious means that it can talk like us and move like us.

[767] But we don't know.

[768] There's a lot of evidence that there might be something going on inside trees, some sort of a fucking reaction at trees and, and place.

[769] plants have to people.

[770] Well, think of cellular intelligence.

[771] Yeah.

[772] And that's really where we've always thought, oh, it's in our brain.

[773] And then there's this myth that we don't even use our own brain, all of our brain.

[774] And it's like, really?

[775] Do you know, how many of us, are you stupid that you believe that your whole body's not actually shooting at all marks right now?

[776] And I think that our capability of intelligence is really, really deep.

[777] Well, that's a metaphor, I think, for wasted potential.

[778] Like, people have this idea, you know, that we're only using 10 % of our brains.

[779] If we just really concentrate, like, no one even knows what that means.

[780] What does that mean?

[781] You're only using 10 % of your brain.

[782] What's going on with the other 90 % of your brain?

[783] I think it's useful.

[784] Well, you know how we know how the brain works.

[785] When we blow holes in parts of the brain, we shoot people and parts of their head.

[786] And then we go, oh, you can't see anymore.

[787] I guess that's the part where you see out of.

[788] It is.

[789] You know, oh, we drill the hole here and all of a sudden he's calm.

[790] Well, I guess this is the part that makes him aggressive.

[791] We'll just drill a hole in that bitch.

[792] That was the lobotomy.

[793] That's what they did.

[794] When people got a little nutty, they go, look, what do you want to do?

[795] You want to do?

[796] You want to drill a fucking hole in his head and see if we can fix them.

[797] One flew over the cuckoo's nest.

[798] Yeah, it went through far.

[799] Yeah, they would fix people by drilling holes in their head.

[800] Hollaback.

[801] Halliback, y 'all.

[802] You know, you ever, there's a whole group of humans that voluntarily put holes in their head and they believe that it alleviates pressure and gives them euphoria and that the pressure of the growing brain trapped inside the skull causes headaches and all sorts of problems.

[803] And in Africa, there's fucking cultures that have done this where they literally, they caught the intense entire skull.

[804] I posted it on Twitter.

[805] See if you can find it.

[806] I mean, I don't know what you would look under.

[807] There's a term for it.

[808] There's a term for it for...

[809] Extreme Hacupuncture.

[810] In someone's head.

[811] Where they call...

[812] Like, shit, I'm fucking up here.

[813] Because there's an actual term for it.

[814] But people do it on purpose.

[815] It's like, it's a...

[816] See if you can find that, man. But people are great...

[817] Voluntary holes in the head.

[818] Tree panning?

[819] Yes.

[820] Tree panning?

[821] T -R -E -P -A -N -I -N -G.

[822] It's often.

[823] You believe...

[824] pressure beneath a surface.

[825] Yeah, and there's a video of these African dudes where they do it with no anesthesia and they do it with these fucking stone tools.

[826] They like strip away your fucking scalp and cut out your bone.

[827] Oh!

[828] They don't just do it once.

[829] They do it as many as 20 times.

[830] In a life?

[831] Yeah, and they fuck their brains.

[832] Not only that, they have to wear hats from then on.

[833] I'm sure.

[834] Because their brain is exposed.

[835] There's like a canoe -shaped cutout on the top of their fucking skull.

[836] Dr. John Clark was the first one to do it in 1664.

[837] And he taught the Africans how to do it?

[838] That's what they're saying U .S. I'm sorry, U .S. U .S. American.

[839] Well, who knows?

[840] He might have.

[841] It might have been just like religion.

[842] We brought Christianity over to Africa.

[843] It's just his first physician to perform it in the U .S. And he did it as alleviating pressure on someone?

[844] Yeah.

[845] Whoa.

[846] It's like if you can think about it, someone's out there doing it, man. You've seen those women in.

[847] in Suri, is that where it is in Africa, where they cut their lip and stick a plate in it?

[848] Have you seen that shit?

[849] You know what I'm talking.

[850] You've never seen the plates in the lower lips?

[851] Yeah, yeah.

[852] Yeah, I didn't know the Siri.

[853] I didn't know the name.

[854] It's the most insane thing.

[855] It's not just weird.

[856] The bigger the plate, the more cows they're worth when they get married.

[857] So like, say if you want to marry my daughter, okay, and she's got a giant -ass fucking plate, and I'm like, bitch, that's a 50 cow plate.

[858] You got to come strong, son.

[859] Right.

[860] So dudes would have to give up these.

[861] They have to give up a herd because she's willing to carry around this giant plate in her lips.

[862] They bang their teeth out too.

[863] They have to bang their lower teeth out because the plate sits there and you can't get a full plate in there if you have the lower teeth.

[864] So when the plate starts getting big, they have to smash their teeth out.

[865] You might have that blow jobs feel like?

[866] Well, how much does Africa suck?

[867] Oh my God.

[868] The people are willing to do that.

[869] You're willing to put plates in your lips and cut holes in your head.

[870] The neck thing where they stretch the neck out.

[871] It's all Africa.

[872] That's fucking crazy.

[873] They must be so freaked out that they got stuck in Africa.

[874] They're like, look, we're going to make this interesting.

[875] Right.

[876] Pretty much.

[877] Stuck running from hyenas and getting eaten by crocodiles and shit.

[878] We're going to have to stretch our necks out.

[879] Let's make our necks real big.

[880] Whoa.

[881] Who knows why they do these things?

[882] Well, how about those heads they found in Peru where they stretched their head out gigantic, like a big alien head?

[883] They did it to like a huge percentage of the population.

[884] They put boards in their heads and tied them down and literally extended their head.

[885] And, you know, and people were thinking, well, is this to emulate something?

[886] Is it to emulate the gods, all the Ananaki people?

[887] Like, see, this is evidence.

[888] They were doing this to try to emulate.

[889] Maybe not, because look at these Africans that cutting the fucking holes in their lip and sticking plates in there, or the dudes cutting holes in their heads and letting the air out.

[890] You know, they're not emulating anything.

[891] They're just practicing medicine.

[892] They're fucking nuts, man. People are nuts.

[893] Well, they're still kind of nuts, too.

[894] Or they're trolling everyone.

[895] You know it's freaky?

[896] The disease I had as a child, I found out in the mid -80s, they stopped treating aggressively that like more when I was in the 70s I was more a victim of fucking chemotherapy in elective surgeries or not elective surgeries but surgeries that weren't needed and radiation than I was of the actual disease because they were practicing.

[897] Wow.

[898] Yeah, you know what's fucked up too is the X in histiocytosis X meant that the ethology of the disease was unknown.

[899] And when I first asked an adult, you know, where did my disease come from?

[900] And they went, we don't know.

[901] And I was like, wait a minute, who's we?

[902] You and me?

[903] Or like, we like humanity.

[904] So what exactly is the.

[905] the disease.

[906] It's like an overactive immune system.

[907] It's histiocytosis X. And it's an overactive immune system.

[908] Right.

[909] Like I would have too many white blood cells and they would like in a sense accumulate, if you will.

[910] And usually it was in like bone marrow in areas like that.

[911] And it creates like blowout.

[912] So like my spine it blew out.

[913] My arm it blew out.

[914] My hip it blew out.

[915] Would it get better if you got sick?

[916] What do you mean sick?

[917] You got a cold.

[918] Because you think.

[919] Right.

[920] No, no. think, uh, no, uh, but I don't usually ever get sick, but it's funny is I don't really ever get sick.

[921] Uh, either I, either I have problems where like, obviously it, it was overgrowing, you know, in marrows and stuff, or I'm always healthy.

[922] I went through prison five years.

[923] I didn't get a cold.

[924] Whoa.

[925] Yeah.

[926] And that's a crazy place.

[927] Let me tell you, but start looking toilets and stuff.

[928] How, well, yeah.

[929] I don't like touching doors and shit, though.

[930] I'm not a germapho, but I actually, I'm careful.

[931] People are gross.

[932] Yeah.

[933] People are nose picking.

[934] ball scratching ass fucking wiping just disgusting fucking which is why I always recommend you use a tissue from the bathroom when you open the door to any public restroom I kick mine open like a man not if you got to pull it but with a man wrong direction you have to twist it and pull it usually you do actually you use a piece of towel there's ways you can protect yourself and if we had hemp we could be using hemp towel man you just have to clean it man which is why we have to vote yes on 19 Yeah, vote yes on 19.

[935] It's very important.

[936] And if you're one of those people out there that goes, man, potheads are fucking annoying.

[937] Unfortunately, there's a lot of potheads are annoying.

[938] You know, most potheads are just like most people.

[939] Yeah, like most people.

[940] A good percentage of people are annoying.

[941] And the reason being is because we do not have a direction book on how to properly live a healthy life.

[942] A healthy, fun, satisfying life.

[943] You know, we live our lives based on myths and bullshit, TV shows, and movies.

[944] and we have this distorted perception and what this fucking world is all about.

[945] So most people, especially with the situation that we have now, the way our world is set up, it's so easy for a moron to just drift through and be taken care of every step of the way and yet have opinions and yet be able to vote.

[946] George Bush Jr. Well, Sarah Palin, man. That's way scary than him.

[947] Gary Coleman.

[948] At least he was a man. Wow.

[949] That's right.

[950] I said it.

[951] I don't give a fuck.

[952] Gary Coleman.

[953] Gary Coleman, we can vote.

[954] Angry as fuck.

[955] I'd been angry too after his whole bad life.

[956] Yeah, the saddest part of his life was when he was in the hospital dead, dying, and his fucking crazy cunt ex -wife takes a picture and sells it to me. For him, like, all strapped up with pipes and shit dying in bed, and she's right next to him with his, like, dead.

[957] She did that?

[958] Yeah, dead fucking rubber face.

[959] Just, like, didn't have any emotion in her eyes, nothing.

[960] Like, yep, here he is.

[961] He's dead, and this is me. I'm next to the dead guy.

[962] That's horrible.

[963] Oh, it's gross.

[964] She has that shit on, like, mouse pads.

[965] I'm pretty sure.

[966] Oh, I've never seen that.

[967] I did not know she did that.

[968] Yeah, it's pretty dark, dude.

[969] I'm learning.

[970] I'm learning.

[971] Well, you've got it saved even, huh?

[972] I think I should.

[973] Oh, whoa.

[974] Usually I do.

[975] You know, I can't thank you enough for coming out and support a Prop 19, man. Well, dude, you know I enjoy the marijuana.

[976] So, of course, I've got to support Prop 19.

[977] You know, a lot of people have been really confused on what this really does, man. And, you know, that's been a big problem for us because, you know.

[978] That's what I was talking about, what I'm saying most people.

[979] Well, you look at pot ads and you think they're annoying.

[980] Right.

[981] Really, I'm finding them annoying right now because I can't.

[982] leave all these people I was working around that we thought I was working towards a common goal and now working against it.

[983] Because a lot of people are against Prop 19.

[984] That's what you're saying?

[985] A lot of people are against Prop 19, not for the right reasons either.

[986] For financial reasons.

[987] Financial reasons or just inaccuracies.

[988] That's how much most hippies are though.

[989] Every time I was hanging out with hippies, they were trying to make money like making profits and still selling.

[990] There's a lot of non -hippies that are just commercially motivated.

[991] There's a bunch of people that have just got in this industry in the last few, years since you know SB at 420 passed and allowed for clubs they're trying to make money and right now they think oh no you're going to change this and we like this so please don't change this and that is really what we're up against you're right when it comes from the the enemy within if you will yeah there's a lot of people that aren't hippies they're opportunists they are I know a bunch of people that are in the business the ideal is out yeah the people that own like dispensaries they're doing a purely for profit some there's a lot of good ones yeah you know Berkeley they're all good they're all good there's a lot of provide something that's good.

[992] Marijuana is good.

[993] But there's a lot of people that you wouldn't expect.

[994] They're not like old dudes with gray hair and ponytails.

[995] They're young dudes.

[996] It looks like they're fucking doing squats.

[997] Well, Prop 19 is going to make it so these people aren't having to get away with it.

[998] They're going to be able to service their neighbors who have a right to have pot.

[999] And everybody in the state's going to have a right to grow pot.

[1000] And that's going to be a big, big thing.

[1001] Yeah.

[1002] So all these people that are selling it, the shit's going to go under because no one's going to need to buy it.

[1003] You can just grow your own.

[1004] It's so easy.

[1005] You're going to see the prices drop, thankfully, you know.

[1006] radically and profits are going to drop and right now you know it's the liquor companies it's the big drug cartels these are people that are against us I'd be more than willing to pay exactly what I'm paying right now just keep making it just as good I'll pay just as much I'm not growing shit there's always going to be thousand dollar bottles of wine you know and there's going to be people that do things with a high quality and grandma could grow better pot than me for instance and you'll want grandma's pot over mine that's reality I want to bulk like Cheetos I want it to see like piles of it's been like throwing joints out The only thing about that, though, is that it doesn't really lend itself for quality with quantity, because when you have large amounts of it, you don't have, in a sense, is good a quality control.

[1007] Right now, though.

[1008] In smaller batches.

[1009] Now, let's just talk about one thing for the non -smoking, non -marijuana smoking amongst us.

[1010] This is one of the things that really fascinated me the most when I first found out about marijuana.

[1011] When I first, when I was a kid, I thought marijuana was bad for you, it made you stupid, all these different things.

[1012] But when I first started smoking weed, the thing that fascinated me the most was that there are two completely different strains that have very different effects.

[1013] They're not different strains?

[1014] Okay, let me break this down.

[1015] Can I say this right now?

[1016] There's a lot of confusion in this.

[1017] Before I went to prison, a friend of mine, he wrote marijuana botany, and he later wrote the book Hashish, been revised.

[1018] His name's Robert Carnell Clark.

[1019] He's forgotten more about cannabis than I've had an opportunity to learn.

[1020] And while I was in prison, these scientists actually looked at the specimens of Sativa and Indica.

[1021] and setiba and indica were questions so if i walked up to you with seeds joe it would actually be does this make clothing and paper and all this stuff or is it like india because there's if you look up the word indica indica means of or like india okay so when you go to india all of the cannabis that's grown there is indica because it's in india but when you go there you'll find tropical varieties down by goa and northern varieties up by the area that's now pakistan and hindu kush that is the entire range of cannabis and it's all indica the history lesson is interesting but for everyone today who wants pot there's two different effects indica makes you sleepy and it makes you couch weed it makes you what a lot of people think of as a stoner sativa is a totally different experience and it makes you much more introspective it makes you start looking at fucking telescopes and space documentaries so let me let me say let's not a strain what should we call it well it's an equator it's from near the equator because let me break this down.

[1022] There's two different effects, though, correct?

[1023] This is what I want people who are not pot smokers to understand this.

[1024] When you go into these deep historical...

[1025] It's not, but, but think of it like this.

[1026] In the 60s and 70s, all the pot that was coming into America was like Acapulcogo, Michua Khan, Maui, Wawi, Jamaican, all of these strains were from near the equator, tropical.

[1027] They made you happy, horny, well -organized, wanting to do things like protest, and then the hippies went to Afghanistan.

[1028] They found the short, fat -leaved plant that they thought was Indica, and they started mixing.

[1029] mixing it with all these tropical varieties like Maui Wawi and tie stick and stuff, and they shortened the time it takes to flower cannabis, and they picked varieties that yielded the most amount of pot because it was prohibited.

[1030] And the reason being is that the ones that were equator, the ones that were growing on the equator, needed a longer cycle of sun.

[1031] Because it's right, because they're in a 1212 growing cycle.

[1032] And those are the ones that have the different psychoactive effect.

[1033] The ones that come in contact more with the sun are the ones that make you...

[1034] Not so much more with the sun.

[1035] it's just the varieties that developed near around the equator.

[1036] Where there was a longer cycle.

[1037] Or more, in a sense, psycho, in a sense, they wake you up.

[1038] So to be grown in America, they have to be grown indoors.

[1039] Yep.

[1040] And then what happened is the hippies, in a sense, started breeding this Afghan with all of their tropical varieties.

[1041] And through the 80s, we kind of developed this one -hit wonder pot that took away all that good energy and took away all that.

[1042] And now, for me, I always smoke haze.

[1043] I like super silver haze and then a high -by -haze.

[1044] For people who don't understand what you're saying, haze means sativa.

[1045] In a sense, it does.

[1046] in the sense our terminology of sativa, but setiva really means most useful.

[1047] Okay, but the way, okay, that's true, but that's not how it's used in dispensaries.

[1048] They're changing.

[1049] Indica and Sativa is how it's used.

[1050] Sativa is the heady, more, you know, trippy, spaceweed, and Indica is couch weed.

[1051] High energy.

[1052] My whole point in the beginning was, I did not know there was two different types of pot.

[1053] I thought pot was pot, and then all pot had a similar effect.

[1054] Some pot may be stronger than other pot, but it's basically all pot.

[1055] You're going to smoke pot.

[1056] You'll either get really hot.

[1057] but it's not the same it's not even remotely the same there are two different experiences and almost everyone is used to indica because indica is the easiest shit to grow indica's the shit that you know you're getting if you're getting it from you know some dudes are coming down from you know they're in canada growing in the fucking forest brickweed it grows the fastest and yields the most and now that we're getting through prohibition we'll see these varieties that take longer and yield less but have a profoundly different effect on our energy and our thinking and our motivation so how is it wrong what I was saying.

[1058] Well, it's not Sativa.

[1059] Everybody's calling it Sativa, but Sativa really means hemp.

[1060] It's Indo -European hemp varieties.

[1061] Right, but we've decided.

[1062] They're all just names, though.

[1063] But everyone universally in the pot community, they're looking at two different things, Indica and Sativa.

[1064] That's what they called it, right?

[1065] That's universally in the pot community.

[1066] They're all just a noise you make with your mouth to describe something.

[1067] Absolutely.

[1068] Okay, so there's two different things.

[1069] We're not going to call it We're not going to call it.

[1070] We won't call it setiva and Indica.

[1071] Well, it's going to confuse the fuck out of people.

[1072] That's what it is.

[1073] No, no, no, no. Right now we look, we look, in all reality, California It's not that developed.

[1074] High weed and couch weed?

[1075] What are we going to call it?

[1076] Well, no, we'll call it names like, you know, Arrowhead or, you know, Avion or whatever we're calling that water at the time.

[1077] We don't really go, give me a bottle of water when we're sitting in a five -star restaurant.

[1078] We say, do you have Avion or do you have...

[1079] No, I say bottled water.

[1080] What am I a fucking water connoisseur?

[1081] I just want water.

[1082] Okay, now trip on this.

[1083] The same way right now you walk up to a weed counter, it's almost like the same thing, because you can't make distinguishes like you do liquor.

[1084] And when you walk up to a bar, you know the difference between wine and whiskey.

[1085] And if somebody you order whiskey and they hand you order whiskey and they hand you wine you're going to be like yo douchebag this isn't what i last for right but when i go to the pot store i say hey where's your setivas oh we got jack cleaner we got train wreck or give me some of that train wreck yeah and then i mean that's what we do but technically all drug varieties are indica what no there's two different types though when you go to indica when you go to india when you go to indica and you get indica and it's from go and it's got my dick there's two different experiences we've broken this down for people don't know look practical knowledge is very important what all he's saying is all nonsense there's two Two different experiences.

[1086] There's the couch weed and there's the weed that makes you think about the universe and want to be creative.

[1087] So that's sativa.

[1088] That's what they call it.

[1089] The indica shit is OG Kush.

[1090] You know, I'm going to take a nap and eat Cheetos all day.

[1091] That's what they're selling it as.

[1092] OG grows very much like a sativa just so, you know, it's long and legy and grows tall and has small buds and hate to break that.

[1093] Well, it's a different, it's a more potent version of the indica.

[1094] But you want to know what's weird.

[1095] My haze, my sativa, you're calling it, came back at 23.

[1096] 3 .7 THC and my O .G. Cush Indica, you call it, came back at 20 .6.

[1097] There was a 3 .1 difference in T .H .C. Right, but aren't there a bunch of different things?

[1098] Canabinoids other than THC that make up the high?

[1099] It's not just THC.

[1100] Well, actually, I think that there was a doctor in an institute.

[1101] By the way, we should point out that Todd knows a shit.

[1102] Where's your book?

[1103] Before we go any further.

[1104] He's like, who's this guy talking all this shit about weed?

[1105] Well, there was a doctor at the insidget.

[1106] What does he know?

[1107] This is what he knows, bitch.

[1108] He's got a book.

[1109] How to Grow Medical Marijuana.

[1110] You're out of Europe.

[1111] Oh, I'm right here.

[1112] No, no. I came back.

[1113] It's on a delay.

[1114] This is a book, How to Grow Medical Marijuana.

[1115] And it's not in print right now, right?

[1116] No. To get it, you go to Amazon .com and maybe get a used copy.

[1117] Yes.

[1118] Probably do that, right?

[1119] Yeah.

[1120] My next book, Grow Medicine is going to come out.

[1121] And I'm going to be talking about strain -specific growing.

[1122] Yeah, you could write a lot of books on growing wheat.

[1123] It's very complex, isn't it?

[1124] It is.

[1125] And there's a lot of differences.

[1126] When people try to say, oh, generalizes how you grow pot, you can tell they've never grown pot.

[1127] Because pot is very different to grow.

[1128] I mean, go ahead.

[1129] I was going to say, this is a question I need answer because I don't understand it.

[1130] Now, there's a female plant and a male plant, and you need the female plant is where the medicine comes from, where weed comes from.

[1131] They're psychoactive properties in both.

[1132] Right, but they become one or the other.

[1133] Like, you have to get the males out.

[1134] Explain what happens, like how it pollinates.

[1135] Male's are sex, much like men.

[1136] In an irony, you'll find funny.

[1137] Is that normal with other plants, by the way?

[1138] Some plants are either dioecious or have both sexes on one plant.

[1139] Cannabis actually can be both because it does hermaphrodite and sometimes spews on itself.

[1140] So when you get a male, you've got to get it out of there.

[1141] Right.

[1142] Males actually create their pollen sacks faster than the females actually develop their buds.

[1143] And in hemp, for instance, the males pollinate and then die off early.

[1144] And the Roman Catholic Church miscategorized the male and female plants, even though the female had the seeds.

[1145] And even though the male blew the pollen, they didn't like that the male died off early.

[1146] So they called the male the male the female and the female the male.

[1147] they were heavy into their dogmae you know can't shet can't rattle their cage but the way cannabis so how do you tell so if you grow say if you're grown a bunch of weed plants you have to keep an eye on them bitches because if they all they're all males it's like certain leaves like little tiny it's not leaves what they do is they develop these little they develop these little male pollen sacks if you will and what they do is they come off the flower different they come off the plant and they kind of they hang like little ball sacks and they open up And then the pollen, then the pollen, this is a male flower open.

[1148] The pollen is carried to the, if you've ever seen little red hairs on your pot, those are the sex glands.

[1149] And they are what the pollen advice to.

[1150] What?

[1151] The red, the red hair doesn't get you higher at all.

[1152] Well, the red hair doesn't have crystals on.

[1153] Right.

[1154] You know, they just have these like non -glinular gycrums.

[1155] It looks cool, though.

[1156] So you get some weed and you're like, look over red hair.

[1157] But that red hair scum is not what you want.

[1158] Yeah.

[1159] That's funny because it's so pretty.

[1160] Well, when that male pollen hits those pistols, what it does is it causes that to fertilize and the seed growth.

[1161] grows in that little pod.

[1162] And if she doesn't get fertilized, that pod just gets swells and swells and swells, and the resin develops deeper.

[1163] That's why we grow seedless cannabis because it's like tricking the female into like really producing a lot of resins and a lot of, you know, just she's waiting and waiting to be fertilized and it never comes.

[1164] So it makes it more potent?

[1165] Well, you know, potency, I think, is an interesting conversation.

[1166] There was a doctor at the Institute of Medicine who got up one day and he said, I gave my patients 10 milligrams in THC and they had a known effect and then I gave them 10 milligrams THC and one milligram CBN and it doubled the effective dose.

[1167] And I shot my hand up and I said, hey, would that replicate in nature?

[1168] And he said, I think it would.

[1169] And when I put my hand down, my publisher said, what did you two geeks just ask each other?

[1170] And I said, basically, he told me to breed hemp in with my drug varieties because CBN, for instance, is a chemical that's mostly found in hemp.

[1171] And as we have bred away from the characteristics of these equatorial varieties that are more hemp -like, we have actually bred more towards the drug varieties and we've lowered the chemical of CBN down while raising THC up with less of an effective rate.

[1172] So now we have THC levels over 20 % that don't hit us as hot as I believe is if we had a little bit of CBN mixed in with it.

[1173] How many different cannabinoids are there inside a marijuana plant?

[1174] Well, there are over 400 chemicals created by the cannabis plant, and that's the definition of a cannabinoid.

[1175] And the reality is that 60 of them are known to be therapeutic.

[1176] Oh, your shit's vibrate.

[1177] It's okay.

[1178] We'll ignore it.

[1179] Yeah, but it's coming through the microphone.

[1180] And what's going to happen is that as science understands these elements of it more, then they'll be able to better direct what the different chemicals and also terpenes, because turpenes are these volatile oils that are on the bud.

[1181] And what happens is they're kind of steamed off when it's dried.

[1182] So if anybody's ever picked up a cannabis flower and it had good body and you squished it and it still had moisture and you could smell it was real strong, those turpines were intact.

[1183] And that has a psychoactive effect as well.

[1184] and a synergistic psychoactive effect So drying the weeds are not good It's good Over drying it bad Joey Diaz likes to take his weed And put it on the heater I put that shit on the heater You know what I do It's easy to make joints I put that shit on the window cell And let it dry out Yeah perfect I put it sometimes I put it on top of the TV But the reality is Because a lot of what he's getting Is people that are hurrying to market And they sell pot that's not dry And not cured The best cannabis is actually Not just dried but cured And then stored for about three months and then the oil set up and they're the smoothest yes and then there's a window of when those cannabinoids actually keep themselves which is between three months and nine months so after nine months you weed starts to degrade chemically decomposed in a sense yes so old weeds whack whatever what about if you cook with it would feel like an old chocolate bar an old weed chocolate bar how long is that last if you have an old weed chocolate bar older than nine months and the dairy product and it would be moldy and you would have other issues with chocolate bars you Even if you went with dark chocolate.

[1185] They're wrapped up.

[1186] Well, not the kind that the hippies make probably.

[1187] I agree.

[1188] It's not entertained.

[1189] I have some of those old fucking Nestle's quick bars that they made with weed.

[1190] You know, a lot of why I don't eat cannabis that's provided to me by people is because I don't know the conditions in which it's made.

[1191] And I don't trust the way they handled it and stuff.

[1192] And not just measuring because you don't know how strong it's going to be.

[1193] Interestingly enough, you know, in Holland, like hash bonbons and brownies are considered a hard drug.

[1194] Totally verboten.

[1195] You can be 16 to go into a Dutch coffee shop by hash on your way to high school, and you're cool.

[1196] But you can't buy brownies.

[1197] You're the first person to tell me about 11 hydroxy, that eating weed.

[1198] Eating weed.

[1199] When you eat weed, it goes through your liver and kidneys, and it actually turns a chemical process, and it turns the psychoactive chemical T .HC into another chemical called 11 hydroxy metabolate.

[1200] And that 11 hydroxy is two to five times more psychoactive than the cannabis.

[1201] it's three to five times was the estimate I saw out of the University of Mississippi.

[1202] And you don't get THCV, I mean 11 hydroxy, in your bloodstream when you smoke cannabis.

[1203] It's such a different experience.

[1204] And you and I were talking about it one night.

[1205] I don't remember what the context of the conversation was, but it was probably I ate something that was just too fucking strong.

[1206] And you had to explain it.

[1207] So many people have had it, and they're like, I'm on acid or something.

[1208] It does not feel like pot.

[1209] And you're not used to it because when you smoke pot, you're only used to dealing with THC and you bloodstream and not tea and not 11 hydroxy.

[1210] So different, man. There's nothing.

[1211] Ari Shavir, we were on a plane the other day.

[1212] We were flying to Austin, Texas, and Ari ate a cookie in his car on the way to the airport.

[1213] And then he got there, and, you know, it takes an hour and 20 minutes or so to kick in.

[1214] He got there.

[1215] We were on the plane, on the tarmac, and he was seriously thinking about telling him that they had to let him off the plane.

[1216] Because he was that high.

[1217] He was that high.

[1218] I didn't know until we landed.

[1219] Some model did that the other day I saw in the news.

[1220] Well, you know, Dave Chappelle did that.

[1221] too.

[1222] Dave Chappelle had a panic moment on a plane.

[1223] I got to get off.

[1224] It might have been that, you know?

[1225] That's one of those things that you wonder if you really want to go with it, though.

[1226] What if you get off the plane, the fucking thing crashes?

[1227] You'd like, thank you, baby, Jesus.

[1228] I'm now religious.

[1229] You know, it would be a moment, you know?

[1230] I guess.

[1231] We got your hemp parachutes.

[1232] High as fuck, son.

[1233] That's what's, what is.

[1234] Yeah, right?

[1235] Yeah, his hemp parachutes.

[1236] And the first draft, the Declaration of Independence was drafted on him.

[1237] Yeah, yeah.

[1238] This was an integral part of our history, man. And this is why I'm trying to convince people they need to.

[1239] back.

[1240] They had no other options.

[1241] Canvas was the only thing they had.

[1242] There was no cotton gin when she knitted the first American flag.

[1243] You know, we only need look at our history's timetable to realize what we were using before the invention of some of these things.

[1244] This is all lost information, ladies gentlemen.

[1245] And if you want to find out more about this, if you're really fascinated, go pick up this book.

[1246] The Emperor wears no clothes.

[1247] It's the one that, as we said, was written by our late friend, Jack Herrer.

[1248] Herrer is how you say it, right?

[1249] Yeah.

[1250] Terror.

[1251] Think Terror.

[1252] Yeah.

[1253] Yeah, Hera like Terry, he used to say.

[1254] His weeds still available, though.

[1255] You know, he was a serious.

[1256] Yeah, you can still buy a strain.

[1257] There's a strain named after him.

[1258] Is there a Todd McCormick's train out there?

[1259] Thank God no. No, thank God no. Thank God no. There's a Joe Rogan out there.

[1260] There is?

[1261] Is it really?

[1262] Can I get the plan?

[1263] I don't know where it is.

[1264] I don't know where it is.

[1265] How about you make your own, man?

[1266] I was just going to say that.

[1267] I'm talking about, man. Fuck it.

[1268] I'll give you permission.

[1269] You know, man. This is what an officially sanctioned Joe Rogan's train would be created by Todd McCormick.

[1270] Do you want it to be a sitiva or indica?

[1271] Sotiva, son.

[1272] I don't fuck with that dope weed.

[1273] Maybe just a sprinkle of indica.

[1274] Yeah, so a sprinkle sometimes makes you a little silly.

[1275] That's a little sprinkle.

[1276] I think that's a great again.

[1277] You're going to have to do some research and see what I'll have you try some.

[1278] I'll have you try some.

[1279] I'll put this together.

[1280] Thank you everybody for tuning into the podcast.

[1281] Once again, thank you to the flesh light for sponsoring.

[1282] I don't know why I hold this up.

[1283] I can't just say it.

[1284] I can just say it, but I feel like it's right here.

[1285] I have to show you that it's really here.

[1286] But does it light?

[1287] Does it light?

[1288] No, there's no light.

[1289] There's just all flesh.

[1290] Fuck it.

[1291] Nobody's fucked this one.

[1292] I'm not doing it.

[1293] It's just rubber.

[1294] It's just rubber.

[1295] Oh, that's fucking weird rubber, man. It's pretty good, man. I don't know what's up with that.

[1296] I'll tell you what's up.

[1297] It's better for masturbating.

[1298] Do you masturbate at all?

[1299] Don't lie.

[1300] Of course you do, right?

[1301] I went to prison for five years.

[1302] So if you masturbate, but if you masturbate, why wouldn't you want one of these?

[1303] Because this is masturbation.

[1304] I could give you a long list of reasons.

[1305] It just pops right off my head.

[1306] Cleaning it?

[1307] Dealing with it?

[1308] So easy.

[1309] This is how you deal with it, right?

[1310] You open up the top, right?

[1311] so you shoot your load in there and then you unscrew the bottom and then you release the crack in the dishwasher safe dishwash the safe that ain't a dish that's your that's your girlfriend son you're not getting that clean oh yeah you stick a fucking to the top of it you shoot it oh you just stick the floor or you shoot it on your face you do whatever you want to shoot it on your face I like how you think Brian plays out with a song what's this song Brian this is called Walking on a Dream by Impair the Sun thank you everybody for tuning in we may or may not be doing one of these on Thursday maybe do it with Joey.

[1312] Can you send him to my website?

[1313] Yes, send him to Empiremedia .com.

[1314] Hempire, that's with an H, H -E -M -P -I -R.

[1315] You can find him on Twitter, Hempire Media, for the folks that aren't watching this right now on the U -S -Stream, Hempire Media on Twitter, H -E -R -E -Media.

[1316] And of course, Brian is Red Band and I am just my name, Joe Rogan.

[1317] Thank you very much.

[1318] Thank you, everybody.

[1319] Thanks for tuning in.

[1320] May see you guys on Thursday.

[1321] If not, As always, I love you, bitches.