#1304 - Brendan Schaub

[0] Australia Two Salute my brother Salute my brother What's it feel like having a showtime special I don't know I feel the same A little more stressed out A little stressed out Yeah stay away from them comments on Here's the whole deal with all that stuff Man You put it out You watch it You hate it You get better Forces you Forces you to work I fucking hate everything I do So there's no There's no getting around it You're gonna hate it You hate hearing yourself The editing is painful Oh man Don't work But you'll get better You just take some of the criticism to heart Understand what people are saying For sure Just fucking keep on Keep it on my brother I'm happy about it I just I think I'm stressed out this week He's last week I was doing publicity for it Like New York Like hustling doing all that Yeah I saw you did breakfast club Charlemagne You and Charlemagne need to get together Okay You guys would be great man I was listening to his His audiobook It's very interesting He's had some real bouts with anxiety Yeah weird, weird anxiety.

[1] Yeah, weird anxiety, right?

[2] Shook ones, I think is his book.

[3] Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[4] I think it comes from talking shit.

[5] I think when you talk a lot of shit, you worry about shit coming back at you and you're like, Jesus, what did I say?

[6] At least that's how it is for me. It depends.

[7] If it's like legit, like when me and Dana were going at it, I was stressed.

[8] Because it brings out like the evilness in people.

[9] You know, everyone's like, oh, I hope he tears him up.

[10] Oh, I hope he responds.

[11] Yeah, and then you're like, oh, I don't really want this.

[12] Did you see Gaffigan and Neil Brennan?

[13] No?

[14] Dude.

[15] No way.

[16] Gaffigan lit Neil Brennan on fire and shit on his embers.

[17] No. For what?

[18] Neil started it.

[19] Why?

[20] Neil started it.

[21] I'm going to send it to Jamie.

[22] I'm going to send it to Jamie.

[23] I'm so excited for this.

[24] In my sober October text message group, and listen, I love Neil.

[25] Oh, Neil's one of my favorite people.

[26] When someone gets roasted, someone gets roasted.

[27] Yeah, there's nothing.

[28] And it's even better because he started it.

[29] He started it for no reason.

[30] Oh, no. No, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

[31] He tried to be snarky.

[32] Here, Jamie, I'm sending this to you right now.

[33] Jim Gaffkin is a Mama Monster, fantastic in Transylvania 3.

[34] Was he?

[35] Oh, was he?

[36] Oh, I saw that.

[37] Van Helsing day.

[38] He was Van Helsing.

[39] Was he really?

[40] Oh, my God, it's amazing.

[41] Great.

[42] I love those movies.

[43] Love him.

[44] They're fun.

[45] I love when my son gets into that stuff.

[46] The fucking animation today is so incredible.

[47] I find myself sitting there watching the animation going, this is amazing.

[48] The shading and the, just the detail of it.

[49] We can get into it.

[50] Even if it's meant for kids, as a parent, I'm good, man. Do you watch The Despicable Me's?

[51] Oh, yeah.

[52] They're great.

[53] Part 3's amazing.

[54] All three of them are great.

[55] I love Part 3 with the 80 soundtrack, and it's the creator from South Park.

[56] And isn't there another one with just the fucking yellow dudes?

[57] The minions.

[58] That's good, too.

[59] That's good, too.

[60] Yeah, I saw that one.

[61] A little long.

[62] Towards the end, it gets a little weird when they get to London, but very good.

[63] Yeah.

[64] They're good, man. It's funny when you, so this is the text, Brennan.

[65] service so uh what happens is uh gaffigan puts up a thing saying hey why are you looking at your phone you can be watching my netflix special i made them all for you and he says neal says which one has the joke about food you say like a food and then you talk about it and i'd be over here dying and then gaffigan says neal it's the special where i have three microphones one microphone is for jokes i pretend i can't remember that i read off a card one mic is for emotional manipulation of the audience and one microphone is for mentioning the Chappelle show and celebrity friends.

[66] Boom.

[67] That's like...

[68] Awkward.

[69] That's like one of those bombs that goes off in the distance.

[70] You just hear, boom.

[71] And we're just like this with...

[72] We got a little frisky.

[73] What happened?

[74] We got a little frisky.

[75] Sometimes those guys fire back.

[76] Yeah.

[77] Sometimes those guys fire back.

[78] Got a little vulnerable spot right there.

[79] The liver was exposed.

[80] And Neil just bowed out.

[81] Thank you for your time.

[82] Thank you.

[83] Yeah, you're supposed to bow out there.

[84] You didn't do, you're fucked up.

[85] You're supposed to say, ouch, you got me or something.

[86] Just joking, man. Yeah.

[87] Like sometimes, when I'm kidding, this thing, Theo and I arose each other, and he's so good at it.

[88] Sometimes I was like, I'm going to sit out, man. Just go.

[89] Go ahead, man. I got nothing.

[90] I've ran out of material, Theo.

[91] Go ahead, bro.

[92] Some of the things he says are so Theo.

[93] Like, Theo is like, there's a few guys.

[94] Theo's one of them.

[95] Sebastian's another one that have, like, a style of comedy.

[96] that you will never be able to explain to someone.

[97] They've got to go see him.

[98] Like, you've got to listen to him.

[99] And it's so strange where most, the King's Thing podcast is mostly me saying something pretty average.

[100] And then Theo just saying the most outlandish thing and me laughing my ass off.

[101] The funest show after.

[102] Well, you guys go back and forth at each other.

[103] It's very funny.

[104] He's so funny, man. Yeah.

[105] He's a unique dude.

[106] Very unique dude.

[107] As unique as they get.

[108] Yeah.

[109] He's in Australia right now.

[110] He goes, yeah.

[111] He's in Australia?

[112] He's Australian on tour right now And he goes Yeah This is this morning He was Yeah man He got a koala Come to come to the hotel And I went Oh shit man Those things have Clamydia So make sure you wash your hands And he goes Shit I have some things too He better wash his hands He said He better wash his hands It's just like All right dude All right man He's so stupid Shit I have some things He said he better wash his hands oh my god but it's legit a quaz coming over in his fucking hotel that's so Theo Brody was that way too Brody was that way too Brody had that unique style too He's so special man Theo's so special And you just know it Yeah yeah yeah You just know it man People are asking what it's like to work with Theo All you guys and I said with Theo It's like he's the LeBron James He's so creative I'm just that shitty coach on the side Trying to manage trying to manage this ball game.

[113] Not to fuck it up, man. But he's just, I mean, there's other guys that are funny, but they're funny in like a regular way.

[114] Like, oh, he's really good.

[115] His jokes are great.

[116] Oh, he's got a great presence.

[117] He's great on stage.

[118] But Theo's like, try to explain that.

[119] You can't explain that.

[120] You gotta go see him.

[121] It's a magical cluster of dark magic from New Orleans.

[122] He'll say something, and I'm like, there's certain guys I can watch and I'll go, oh, he's definitely, his IQ might be higher than mine, but I see how he got there with this premise of a joke with Theo I'm like I have no idea how he got there I've it's not happening you know who gives me stress when I look at his schedule Russell Peters yeah he's he's all over the fucking black right now he goes to Africa for like six weeks like he's all you hear Michael Bisping almost got fucking robbed in Africa did he really yeah he's doing a movie the fuck was he doing Africa he's doing a movie and Expendables 19 I don't know what it was he's doing a movie he got a little liquored up his cab dropped him off and said you're your hotel's over there he'd get out of the cab he's like where the fuck's my hotel the cab driver drives off he's like looking around for the hotel is and he said like 10 dudes just started rolling up on him saying i want your wallet you know if you want to live you'll give me your wallet yeah is this south africa or this is this is this like frances ingano i think he's afritoria fuck man yeah so he ran and he got away obviously yeah he got away yeah but foo surprised he didn't get caught right yeah black he's a big fella you know he's in If he can fight his ass off.

[123] He knows how to fight.

[124] And they probably could sense that a little bit.

[125] But if there's 10 of them, they usually don't give a fuck.

[126] Probably hammered, too.

[127] What if it was 10 Francis and Gano's?

[128] Then you're giving your wallet and just the homies running a train.

[129] Or if there's one Francis and Gano, what the fuck you're going to do?

[130] Nothing.

[131] What the fuck you're going to do?

[132] Nothing, dude.

[133] I love Bisping, man. Eddie Isard was telling me that when he was running, he ran like 27 marathons in South Africa.

[134] And when he went through certain sections of South Africa, they go, stop.

[135] You are not running through this area.

[136] We're going to put you in a car.

[137] We're going to drive you to where it's safe.

[138] And then you're going to continue your run.

[139] But you will get robbed.

[140] Like, there's areas where you just will get robbed.

[141] I have no interest in going to Africa.

[142] You know, it's like, oh, it's beautiful.

[143] Very cool.

[144] I want to go.

[145] Yeah, I want to go.

[146] I want to see what those animals look like in the wild.

[147] I would love to see, you know, before we fuck Africa up.

[148] You got 12 years, they say.

[149] Before everything's gone.

[150] Before the way humans are fucking up the world, there's no going back.

[151] If we don't make a change now.

[152] Now that's from the end of the little.

[153] That sounds like a little.

[154] that's from the ending of little dicky's new video of saving the world but it does say it's like earth dot org it's like that's a quote from them i don't think they know see the reality is they know there's a real problem with carbon in the environment they know the human beings have put carbon in the environment in unprecedented levels and they know that the earth is heating up rapidly but they don't know like what exactly is going to happen there's some models they predict none of them look good.

[155] They don't really know.

[156] No one really knows, right?

[157] Like, some people are like, oh, global warming's not real.

[158] Obviously, our president doesn't think it is.

[159] It's real.

[160] But if you go back to, like, the 1990s, they were predicting shit was going to happen, then never happened.

[161] Same thing with the 2000s.

[162] But here we are in 2019, you know, we should listen to them because we're definitely fucking up.

[163] Definitely fucking up.

[164] You see the whales and stuff with like trash in the stump and dying and birds.

[165] That's a giant problem.

[166] There's also too many people.

[167] Mm -hmm.

[168] Yeah.

[169] But what are you going to do?

[170] Well, there's two schools of thought on that even.

[171] The schools of thought on people is what happens is as the world gets more and more westernized, as people start developing careers, people have less and less kids.

[172] And that if you look at Japan and you look at some westernized nations, they actually have a shortage of kids.

[173] And they think that, and this is purely speculative, right, it's just theoretical.

[174] They think that as the world becomes more and more industrialized and westernized, and more technology and more advanced, that people will start to have less kids.

[175] That's a fair point.

[176] But also, even Americans, they're having kids later, and I think less as well.

[177] Yeah.

[178] But also, isn't there parts of Australian Africa where no one's really there, so if we had to, we could colonize that and make it more livable?

[179] But the parts of Australia, where no one lives, no one wants to live.

[180] You don't want to live in the fucking middle where all the crocodiles are and shit.

[181] But we could figure it out.

[182] Yeah, you could figure it out.

[183] Shoot a couple crocks, build a lot of snakes everywhere that'll kill you.

[184] I mean, there's a lot of parts of Australia.

[185] Australia is huge.

[186] It's as big as the United States.

[187] It's so big.

[188] But there's giant parts of Africa, too.

[189] Giant parts where we could live if we had to.

[190] But Australia has less people than L .A. I know.

[191] The whole goddamn country.

[192] You've been there, right?

[193] Yeah, a bunch.

[194] I love it there.

[195] Love it.

[196] Nice people.

[197] I'm sure you've done comedy.

[198] Yeah, yeah, a bunch times.

[199] The best.

[200] Yeah.

[201] Sydney, Melbourne.

[202] Melbourne's great.

[203] I love Sydney too, though.

[204] Have a great time now.

[205] I've been in New Zealand?

[206] Yeah, no, I've never been in New Zealand It's straight off of Jurassic Park What'd you do there?

[207] Comedy No shit, why?

[208] Did a theater in New Zealand When did you do this?

[209] I think like a year and a half Two years ago I did a tour of Australia Damn, that's when you were just starting too That's crazy Check this out, no openers came out cold Oh my God, why did you do that?

[210] I don't crazy No one, hey man You should like, hey shop, I don't go to Australia And just go by yourself, man You didn't even ask Nah, I just went, dude Here I am, show time Special It was fun though good experiences oh they're good people i like the people everybody i met from new zealand it's like very similar to australian people very down to earth super nice yeah it's a beautiful place man they did the hobbit there for a fucking reason yeah good point good food good people yeah i could not that i could ever leave l -a but i could see i could live somewhere like i could live in australia me too it's very american but clean i feel like yeah but that's the driving on the wrong side of the road shit like get it together folks we invented cars the fuck are you doing over there in the left lane That is strange.

[211] Do you know where that came from?

[212] Now, correct me. Okay.

[213] This is bro science.

[214] But when they were developing, uh, it was the, like, the, the wagons with the horses is for sword fighting, right?

[215] Yeah, for horses and sword fighting.

[216] Oh, yes.

[217] You got it.

[218] Yeah.

[219] That's why you swing a sword with your right arm.

[220] You want your right arm to be facing your opponent.

[221] So you want to be free, right?

[222] Yeah.

[223] You don't want the dude to be over here on this side.

[224] You got to reach over and try to hack it out.

[225] It doesn't make sense.

[226] But here's a, here's a little, uh, loophole.

[227] Like, if you want to dope out.

[228] like a rear car, you can get one with driving on the right, and it's going to be cheaper.

[229] So if you want like a Ferrari F -12 TDF, like a limited one, you can save money if you get one that's set up on the right.

[230] They're set up on the right like an English car would be?

[231] Because they're harder to resell because there's less, less people.

[232] Just throw them away.

[233] Oh, come on.

[234] But you could just drive on the right.

[235] You're still on a dope -ass ride.

[236] Can they switch it out?

[237] Be expensive.

[238] Probably just buy it on the other side for your price.

[239] What are they going to do?

[240] Switch it out.

[241] They'd have to change everything.

[242] That's a nightmare.

[243] I saw they did that to this Revology car, this 1965 Mustang.

[244] They built one that was on the right -hand drive.

[245] And I'm looking at it.

[246] I'm like, this is all so screwy.

[247] Like, why would they do, why would people not come to an agreement on which side of the road to drive on?

[248] It's very strange.

[249] They just stick with it.

[250] Yeah.

[251] And it differs.

[252] Differes from, like in Europe.

[253] It differs from country to country.

[254] Yeah.

[255] It's almost an ego thing now.

[256] Right?

[257] Where they're like, nah, fuck, it refused to change.

[258] Ah, most of the world's on the left, though, man. We don't care.

[259] Yeah.

[260] Well, Germany makes the best cars.

[261] or some of the best cars.

[262] For sure.

[263] They're on the left.

[264] Europe makes the best cars, and they're on the left, right?

[265] America makes some pretty good cars, but really the reality is they can't go toe -to -toe with Europe.

[266] They just can't.

[267] Dude, I was at this private car dealer, and there's those Paghanis.

[268] Have you ever seen those?

[269] That's like a million -dollar car, right?

[270] Some of them are, you know, you're looking six, seven million dollars.

[271] Pagani's so stupid.

[272] There's Bugatti's the rare, brand -new Bugatti.

[273] and then there's all these limited edition Ferraris and Lamborghinis and he goes oh Floyd bought that one you can sit in though he won't care you can sit in it and it's all like carbon fiber and how much is it and whatever the new Bugatti is but there's a markup on them because there's like 20 of them where the fuck it is and it was so expensive I got nervous I'm good man because you know what I said I went no I don't feel comfortable I'm good I just didn't feel comfortable open this thing I don't know I felt a couple million dollars so yeah it's crazy that you could buy a car that's worth more than most people's houses.

[274] 99 % of the world's houses.

[275] 99 .9 % of the world's houses.

[276] And you're just twerking that thing around.

[277] Yeah, and you're just driving around this thing that you can't even sleep in.

[278] And then most...

[279] You can't do shit.

[280] Can't shower.

[281] Drive fast as shit.

[282] Drive fast as shit.

[283] 25 G's just to change the tires, though.

[284] Is it really?

[285] Yeah, every year.

[286] That's hilarious.

[287] If you're driving it.

[288] Is this it right here?

[289] It's right.

[290] Do you see how it's already...

[291] Scratching?

[292] Go back to the beginning of that video.

[293] Look at the underside.

[294] The underside of that thing is jacked And that's all carbon fiber So he scratched the fuck out of it, man Yeah Well, those cars, they scratch Every time you hit a bump Every time you go over curbs And that's the old one, Jamie That's, I mean, that's...

[295] When I have my little red car, the little red Porsche Every time I leave the comedy store, it's Scrape It's embarrassing It's annoying And it's so sad It's sad I didn't mind another day I was taking my dad To get ice cream I hit the front of my car Scraib Ruin my night My day goes, what do you want I don't give a fuck Damn.

[296] I was so disappointed.

[297] So sad.

[298] I know.

[299] It's just a car, though, right?

[300] It is just a car.

[301] It's the problem with nice things.

[302] They become little velvet prisons.

[303] But you got to drive them.

[304] Like the dealer I was talking to where all these freaking dudes buy these million -dollar cars, he's like, you know what bothers me is they don't drive them?

[305] None of them drive them.

[306] For them, it's investment, and then they flip them years from now.

[307] Oh.

[308] He goes, we want people that drive the cars.

[309] And now what Ferrari's doing, like if you want an Enzo, you want a certain, like, limited run TDF or the pizza.

[310] up, if you want some of those real limited edition ones, they look at your history because you have to own, like, the past 10 Ferraris, but not, yeah, they have a weird curriculum if you want to get a special limited edition.

[311] But now they check if you've driven it.

[312] If you're just a collector, they don't sell them to you anymore.

[313] Oh, my God.

[314] Certain ones, they go back and look at your history.

[315] You have to up to it.

[316] Own all the old Ferraris to qualify to buy a Ferrari?

[317] Certain Ferraris.

[318] To get on the accolation, like, on the list.

[319] So if you want, like, the new, whatever, the super fast, the limited TDF, they're going to do.

[320] Yeah, you have to own all the V -12s and certain ones before that.

[321] That is hilarious because that just shows you how goofy people are.

[322] Like, they know that people are goofy and they know that all you have to do is, like, sneak in on them some sort of exclusive thing that nobody else can have.

[323] So when you roll up on it, you look like a champ.

[324] And no one else does.

[325] Yeah.

[326] Even if it sucks, even if it's a sucky car.

[327] You know why I like it, though?

[328] Because some, let's say some billionaire, rich billionaire where his daddy gave him all his money, he can't roll in the front.

[329] I'm like, oh, take.

[330] that that's kind of cool yeah now it's a little extreme with the 10 and you gotta own all the v12s yeah but what do you mean they can suck it you don't like it nah is it because you can't well you probably i don't know i mean who knows if i could you get it used though that's the thing you just buy it use yeah all right cool dude yeah that fuck's gonna buy it now she get it from him you're not gonna stop it it's like illegal streaming you guys are just dumb business people how about you make more cars stupid well no you don't want to you don't want to become a tesler Prius.

[331] How much can they sell?

[332] How many are they leaving on the table?

[333] Think about it that way.

[334] I don't think they care, right?

[335] How many people are, how many people are buying Ferraris?

[336] Let's just take a guess.

[337] Let's just say worldwide, 100 ,000 people are buying Ferraris.

[338] Maybe it would be 200 ,000.

[339] Maybe if they just stopped being twats.

[340] There'd be 200 ,000 Ferraris out there instead of 100 ,000.

[341] I don't think they want that, though.

[342] If everyone can have it, you don't want it, right?

[343] That's just weird, man. Well, girls are that way with purses.

[344] You ever talk to girls about certain purses?

[345] Oh, for sure.

[346] They get weird about purses.

[347] It's so hard.

[348] hard to get that purse.

[349] I'm like that with shoes, though.

[350] You have to get on the list with that purse.

[351] But you're kind of like that.

[352] You're knocking it, but you're kind of like that.

[353] What am I like that?

[354] Well, with your custom cars, like, one of the reasons that make it really cool is you're not going to see that custom car anywhere else.

[355] That is specifically designed by you.

[356] That's true.

[357] But that's not why I like it.

[358] Well, I like it is because you could get something that you can't get anywhere else.

[359] That's what's in.

[360] But, no, I mean, as far as performance.

[361] Like, when I get the, like, a Shark Works car, like the white car, that car, you can't, You can't just get that car.

[362] It's a six -speed manual.

[363] They don't make six -speed manual GT3 RS anymore.

[364] It has a 518 horsepower engine.

[365] You can't get that.

[366] They board it out.

[367] They put fatter tires in it.

[368] They beefed up the suspension.

[369] They changed everything.

[370] For sure, but like your bronco.

[371] Right?

[372] Yeah.

[373] Okay.

[374] It's pretty custom.

[375] Can't buy those.

[376] Can't buy them.

[377] Right.

[378] But honestly, custom for Joe.

[379] That car is like, that's a cool looking car.

[380] Hell yeah, it is.

[381] But if you had to drive that every day, you'd probably blow your fucking brains out.

[382] Unless you're one of those renegade dudes.

[383] Like Lorenzo Lama's back in the day, wore cowboy boots, dust in his hair.

[384] I feel like Ted Fletcher would drive that every day.

[385] At the end of 2017, the total of Ferrari built and sold cars in the whole company history is $19 ,000.

[386] So $200 ,000 ever.

[387] You said $200 ,000 a year, but you're close.

[388] Wow.

[389] I was way off.

[390] That would be like $8 ,000 to $10 ,000 a year it looks like.

[391] See, that's dope.

[392] That's why it's so hard to get one.

[393] Yes.

[394] Yeah.

[395] It's kind of cool.

[396] Yeah, look, it is definitely cool.

[397] It's a cool car.

[398] I mean, there's a reason why people want them.

[399] They don't want shitty cars.

[400] No, they're a good car.

[401] I wouldn't mind.

[402] There's a, I think it's a four, or maybe it's a, I don't know if it's a 4 -8, but they did make that in manual.

[403] What I like about, like, custom cars is that they're mechanical.

[404] Like, when I talk about, like, muscle cars or Porsches or stuff like that, what I like is that they're mechanical.

[405] Yeah.

[406] Like, they're all stick shifts.

[407] manual transmissions you feel the gears and you feel the brr i like that i love that yeah i'm that's i'm into that that's i'm into that fucking tesla that tesla's got me hooked yeah for sure i think puts a smile on my face i know you does it really oh my god more so than when your porches nope there you go no no more so oh man it's gonna walk out different smile different smile yeah it's like wow the future's weird yeah because it's just it doesn't make your day card it's so much more capable no no no no it's not ferocious.

[408] Ferrari's ferocious.

[409] That noise, the engine, the explosions behind your ear, mid -engine car, that's a different thing, like a muscle car, that rumble, the fucking big -ass V8 and the fat tailpipes.

[410] That's a different feel, you know?

[411] Completely different.

[412] Yeah, what you get from a Tesla is like, whoa, every other car just seems stupid.

[413] It's like you're just making a lot of noise, but it just, this thing just goes quicker.

[414] it goes places what the Tesla does it violates what you think the laws of driving are in terms of like how quicker car can get from there to there and it does it with no sound so it's just strange there's no torque or anything right it's just zero to it's like a thousand foot pounds of torque but it's gonna just like a video game throws you back like the craziest roller coaster you've ever been in yeah it goes zero to 60 in 2 .4 seconds you have the ludicrous one yeah that's all I always leave it on ludicrous I never switched it off that shit Why would I?

[415] I don't drive it You don't have to drive it like an asshole But when you want to It's right there Is it using up more of the Oh yeah Eats that battery It's that battery kid If you want to drive What do they say it gets 317 miles My ass Like grandma drives Yeah Like daddy drives It gets like 170 Like that You might get 170 The way I drive They were saying that People applying For a driver license Especially kids It's like our kids, I don't know if they're even going to be into cars.

[416] I was talking to my dad.

[417] I went, how cool is it?

[418] Like, Tiger's, he's been in all these cool cars.

[419] Hopefully he's into cars when he gets older.

[420] And my dad's like, yeah, maybe if he even wants a driver license.

[421] Because now it's so low of kids passing their driver license test because they just Uber everywhere.

[422] They're like, what?

[423] Why do I pay for a car?

[424] I'm just going to Uber, man. That is a great thing that you don't have to think about.

[425] Like, that does help a lot.

[426] Like, you don't think about drunk, being drunk, driving drunk, you know, going to someone's house after the bar.

[427] It's cool to an option, but it's not cool that kids, there's some freedom about driving.

[428] Like, there's a good feeling if you're into it.

[429] There's also the problem with things like Uber is you're going to get into a car with a person that you don't know.

[430] And I'm sure, most of them are great.

[431] I'm sure.

[432] But every now and then, you're going to get into a car with someone who's fucking nuts.

[433] And they're going to have some crazy political podcast on and want to talk to you about Hillary Clinton's e -mails.

[434] There's an option now, you know that?

[435] You can click the, they don't talk to you.

[436] Do you want them to talk?

[437] No, that's a new option they're doing.

[438] They don't have to abide by it.

[439] I don't think it's like a preference for the rider.

[440] Like, hey, by the way, as I get in your car, I really would prefer you don't talk to me. But the driver is like, you're in my car.

[441] Fuck you.

[442] Yeah, but most drivers, you're like, oh, he clicked, don't talk.

[443] If he's like, hey, I'm like, did you see the don't talk?

[444] The move is, hey, you got music up there can turn it up, then they usually don't talk.

[445] But there has been a thing to your point where there's been people, you know, faking, like the Uber drivers, putting the sign on and murdering women.

[446] there's that yeah there has been that i heard about that recently dude like i've been in this and i've been having terrible dreams i need to get off of it or just figure out how to deal manage it better but i was doing a uh show on serious with jim norton and he brought in this the guy who basically created mind hunter he was this like he's interviewed all the serial kills and speaks to him and they brought him in i think his name's john douglas they brought him in he's just talking it was fascinating i was like oh shit so i got his book almost finished his book i'm like this is great man And then started listening to a podcast he's on.

[447] It's just about, like, murder and death.

[448] And I started looking up all this Charles Manson stuff.

[449] And I've been having awful nightmares and been a little depressed.

[450] And you know me, it's very rare I'm down.

[451] It's just a dark fucking world, man. Yeah, you watch those true crime shows, though?

[452] Fuck your head up.

[453] Dude, it makes you scared of everything.

[454] You don't want that in your life.

[455] But it's also going on.

[456] It's going on in very small numbers.

[457] Very, very small numbers.

[458] But it is going on.

[459] what it is is like people that have been abused people that have been fucked up psychopaths and people that have been through the correction system through the penal system yeah that's a lot of it's so dark man there's not that many of them and this this guy has uh three daughters i was like how can you like he was talking about this seven year old terrible story and uh i was like how can you go home man and sleep he's like eventually you know it's just a job like it does affect me a little bit i'm like do you just lock up your kids like i'd be Like just from hearing you, I don't want my son going to school.

[460] I don't want him leaving.

[461] He's like, nah, you learn to manage it.

[462] And he did say that.

[463] He's like, this is the exception.

[464] Like, there's some dark stuff out there.

[465] But these gentlemen, he interviewed Charles Manson.

[466] He was saying how he's 5 '2 and he always has to speak over you.

[467] No matter what's going on.

[468] So they're in this room.

[469] There's three people in Charles Manson.

[470] He got on a chair and stood over him and shouted down to him.

[471] What was he saying?

[472] I'm probably trying to convert him into his fucking cold.

[473] You made me, man. He made me eat your garbage.

[474] bitch man man man i'm a product of your society man he's fucking crazy he was crazy he had a quote though he has a quote though i was reading again i'm too into it man i'm quoting charles manson what's going on in my life um he was saying that uh it used to be like you were the exception when you're crazy now everybody's crazy that's what mans was i yeah he's like used to be kind of cool the end thing to be crazy now inside everybody's crazy well he made it popular the fuck do you know how popular that fucking crazy serial killer is and all his followers.

[475] Oh my God.

[476] Even to this day, like I was reading this article in Rolling Stones, how many books and even merch and to buy locks of his hair is 50 grand.

[477] It's going for 50 grand to buy locks of his hair.

[478] And how he sells merch?

[479] That's insane.

[480] 50 grand for locks of his hair?

[481] Yeah.

[482] How much is a lock?

[483] What does that get you?

[484] I don't know.

[485] I lost out on the bid.

[486] Cut a lock in half?

[487] You know what's to say?

[488] Joe, let's split it.

[489] Put it in here, bro.

[490] I don't say how many hairs.

[491] That's up, man. Yeah, I know.

[492] How much to take, what if he shaves his balls and you give like a saran -wrap baggy of his pubs?

[493] How much is that worth?

[494] 100 G's.

[495] Piece of his...

[496] Probably.

[497] Dick piece?

[498] 100 Gs, dude.

[499] Charles Manson Dick Peace?

[500] He was married when he died.

[501] The crazy bitches find serial killers in jail and marry them.

[502] Happened with Richard Ramirez, the Nightstalker.

[503] There's some sexual thing to it, right?

[504] Yeah, they...

[505] Some women want to be around killers.

[506] And even in particular, or guys have killed women.

[507] How crazy is that?

[508] It's very crazy.

[509] Can you imagine one of your daughters in there, let's say, 22?

[510] Marries a serial killer.

[511] In prison?

[512] At least you know she's not going to die, but it's safe.

[513] Look, there's people out there, I don't have to tell you, that do a fucking terrible job of raising their kids.

[514] You know, it's one of the reasons why people like you, people like me, people that get into being a parent that really enjoy it, when you see something like that, it's even more disturbing because you know that when you see a serial killer or someone was fucked up, that person was a baby that had a terrible life, like almost always.

[515] They just got a shitty roll of the dyes.

[516] They got bad parents.

[517] It's usually the moms.

[518] It's a relationship with the moms that fuck him up.

[519] Not so much the father's usually the mother -son relationship.

[520] Really?

[521] Yeah.

[522] Usually always mother's son and that's what usually causes the horrible.

[523] That's why Norman Bates from Psycho was so dead on, right?

[524] Yep.

[525] He's dealing with his mom.

[526] He's dressed up like his mom's dad, people.

[527] He's the one who literally, he's, Jeffrey Dahmer, Charles Manson.

[528] When there's something, like he was talking about John Bonnet, which, you know, I'm from Denver, went to squim Boulder.

[529] That was the John Bonet Ramsey murder case was such a big deal.

[530] They still can't sell that house.

[531] They can't sell it.

[532] I had a buddy, my strength coach, Doc Crease rented it.

[533] It was like, ah, fuck a ghost and moved in there.

[534] Like right after the murders.

[535] Anyway, so.

[536] How did he handle it?

[537] Did you freak out?

[538] No, he's cool.

[539] He's from Louisiana, like real tough, dude.

[540] Didn't give a fuck.

[541] He says he didn't give a fuck.

[542] They're missing a chromosome down there.

[543] Yeah, you'd be pretty crazy to move in there.

[544] It was a great deal, and it was a great spot.

[545] Yeah, it was for sale for years, man. For years.

[546] I think they might have knocked it down.

[547] They should.

[548] I drove to the O .J. Simpson.

[549] They should knock it down.

[550] They should take out all the dirt and replace it with new dirt.

[551] Yeah, they should just knock down everything.

[552] Just knock it down and dig a hole all the way to hell.

[553] Whatever the fuck dirt was there.

[554] It's so dirty, man. But that dude, he was just talking, talking.

[555] And it was fascinating.

[556] I didn't say a word.

[557] And then we went to John Bonae.

[558] I'm like, ooh, I'm going to chime in here, because I know this.

[559] this case and I know it well and Jim asked him a question there was like my time to jump in I go yeah but yeah it was probably the parents right or maybe the son and he hasn't acknowledged me this entire interview I don't know if Jim remembered noted this and he goes what'd you say I was and I could tell I fucked up I was it's probably the parents or the son right and he goes absolutely not absolutely not Brendan and then goes on how ridiculously of an assumption that is and I go well But who does he think did it?

[560] He was, it's not them.

[561] He, and he goes, the problem is is the narrative that got painted outside of that when the media was going crazy.

[562] And even the Boulder police, he goes, they were so far off.

[563] And he listed like 10 reasons why it wasn't them.

[564] And I kind of felt like an idiot.

[565] I went, very cool.

[566] I'll buy the book.

[567] I'm going to shut the fuck up now.

[568] The only problem was that a handwriting expert had connected the mother's handwriting to the ransom note.

[569] dude get him on this podcast be fucking fascinating he's doing promotion right now i have no idea who killed johnny douglas this guy does remember i don't think he knows no no he knows it he can tell you from his 70 years of experience dealing with murders it's not the parents but he had like evidence why it was it because i said the same things right i'm balls deep and john benet grew up around it it was like such a culture phenomenon did he say who he thinks it is yeah he did i forget but it's not the parents someone who's alive I don't know You gotta have him on I'm telling you I've listened to a shit A lot of show shows and I was so into this man I didn't even promote my special I was there to promote my special I didn't say a word I made one stupid comment about John Benet's family And then he was like shut the fuck up Those fucking shows are very compelling man Why do you think that is?

[570] Why do you think why are we Well like why am I drawn to Am I fucked up No Why am I drawn to the serial killer shit?

[571] Well if you are fucked up You're just like everybody else Because those shows are super popular Pubes on eBay How much do you pay?

[572] 70 G's man Can you imagine 70 G but his pubs they plucked them out so it has some DNA in him Dude you could recreate Charles Manson What is this Charles Manson's hair $2 ,400 That's a steal This is for a bag of hair off the head of Charles Manson It was obtained July 2016 From an associate of Charles Manson Oh no that's sweet dude A will be A certificate of authenticity Will be included upon purchase By the way There are no certificates of authenticity when it comes to Charles Manson's hair.

[573] It's not like there's an accrediting body.

[574] It's like, it's DNA.

[575] It's definitely him.

[576] We go over every aspect of this purchase.

[577] That shit's weak though, man. You want that 1970s hair strain.

[578] You don't want the updated shit.

[579] You want to be there when he cuts it off, really.

[580] Yeah, you want to film him cutting it off.

[581] And then you want to vacuum seal it and sign it and film the whole thing.

[582] You put it in one of them fucking vacuum bags and then sell it.

[583] And then seal it.

[584] Yeah, that way.

[585] No one's touched it.

[586] Chops right off his hair.

[587] You got video footage of it.

[588] You got video footage of him autographing the bag.

[589] What the fuck is wrong with us?

[590] Why are we talking about this?

[591] It's fascinating to me. Did you watch the Game of Thrones finale?

[592] Did you get bummed out?

[593] You know what?

[594] Just like somebody else wrote it.

[595] I think they did.

[596] Yeah, it's very strange.

[597] I thought they did.

[598] I loved, I did like season eight and not as good as the other seasons.

[599] Hey, let's fucking get everybody know right now.

[600] Spoiler alert.

[601] Hold up.

[602] What is today?

[603] Thursday?

[604] Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[605] But some people have jobs.

[606] Monday?

[607] Some people have jobs, Brendan.

[608] Sunday?

[609] Some people work all day.

[610] Four days?

[611] Some people work all day.

[612] I heard the New York Times, like, put it on the front page of the paper at Monday.

[613] Yeah, we're clear, bro.

[614] That's a series finale.

[615] Yeah, but they did that because they can do that, not because they should do that.

[616] The next day's little, well, I think, I think movies is, you got a week.

[617] Movies, you got a week, TV show, two days.

[618] Especially for that, what are we not supposed to talk about it because you're busy?

[619] That's insane.

[620] Did you like it?

[621] Exactly what it is.

[622] No. I left unsatisfied I left unsatisfied When they made Spoiler alert Homeboy the king I was like What in the fuck are you talking about He didn't want it The whole fucking season All of a sudden Everybody's fighting to the death Over who's the king They're ready to stab their brother Kill their mom They'll kill anybody They'll betray lovers But now this guy's like All right I'll take it And it's like You should be the king They're like okay They all agree And how about that one guy That just stood up And he's like Maybe I could be the king They're like, sit down.

[623] She said, sit on a bitch.

[624] The soprano's?

[625] Like, what are you doing?

[626] It was strange.

[627] Bobby Lee had the greatest, I thought it was such a good ending.

[628] So he says when everyone goes, you know, when they're deciding to be the king and then a home boy who's crippled is like, I'll do it.

[629] And then when they're wheeling him away, he just looks over and he has the fucking white walker eye.

[630] Ooh, that would work.

[631] And then it closes.

[632] You know what should have happened?

[633] That's Bobby Lee's idea.

[634] John Snow should have fought to the death with that dude who has an old dick.

[635] Yeah.

[636] I want to see that shit, dude.

[637] to the death.

[638] They hated each other.

[639] Yeah, they hated each other.

[640] And how about that dude?

[641] It was like, yeah, cool, what you go?

[642] He just killed my girl.

[643] See you.

[644] No big deal.

[645] Just, you get on the boat.

[646] What the fuck?

[647] Yeah, that's sad, dude.

[648] There's no way.

[649] They should have fought to the death.

[650] Did you like episode three?

[651] I tell you what I like.

[652] I like when the, the hound knocked the mountain off into the fire.

[653] That was dope.

[654] That was poetic justice.

[655] That was a dope scene.

[656] And he died by fire?

[657] That was a dope scene.

[658] That shit was dope.

[659] The best scene in the whole fucking series, though, was when the best scene.

[660] best scene in the whole fucking series when she was telling that dude that he betrayed her and then from the darkness the dragon's face appears and you're like oh Jesus as far as a powerful scene those dragons are so fucking cool I'm so happy there's people out there that do special effects like that that shit was dope because it used to be kind of like semi corny like super corny you remember what was that movie there was a good dragon movie with Matthew McConaughey back when Matthew McConaughey was jacked Oh, fuck.

[661] Someone just brought this up on my show.

[662] Homeboy from Australia was in it too.

[663] Batman.

[664] The fuck's his name.

[665] Oh, fuck.

[666] What's his name?

[667] Christian Bell.

[668] Christian Bale.

[669] Christian Bale was in a train of fire.

[670] What is it called?

[671] Rain of Fire.

[672] Yeah.

[673] The dragons in there were corny compared to the Games of Thrones dragon.

[674] It has be believable, dude.

[675] Let me see a video.

[676] Well, that poster looks sick.

[677] Obviously, we can't show it on the podcast or we'll get arrested and so cast rate us.

[678] Joe Carnahan was just talking about this.

[679] Bro.

[680] This fucking movie was not a bad movie.

[681] It was a little corny.

[682] But for a dummy like me who really likes dragons, it was great stuff.

[683] It was an interesting movie.

[684] But the dragons, it's just crazy how much, because I want to say this was probably 2004.

[685] Am I correct?

[686] Before that.

[687] I was pretty close.

[688] Yeah, pretty close, dude.

[689] You've been on today.

[690] But the difference between what the dragons looked like 17 years later in terms of like special effects.

[691] Oh, dude, even dinosaurs from dress park one to dress park world?

[692] Yeah, like look at them.

[693] They look, they're not showing you much.

[694] They're not going to show you.

[695] That's the dragon's vision, though.

[696] It's kind of gay.

[697] Why is it dragon's vision homosexual?

[698] I wish, see, when I said, when I came out of my mouth, I'm like, why did I say that?

[699] Because you're a man?

[700] Why is that?

[701] And we've been doing this our whole lives, and we have to relearn it.

[702] I know.

[703] We got to reprogram our brains, dude.

[704] How about with Charlemagne and I went, I said, bitch?

[705] I went, oh, that bitch is hot.

[706] And he goes, he goes, in 2019, you're still calling women bitches.

[707] I went, no. Well, you were.

[708] But yes.

[709] Yeah.

[710] But when he said that, I went, you got a good point.

[711] Sometimes I do it on an accident Like when we're watching fight When we do a fight companion I go damn that bitch is tough Yeah but you don't It's all Here's the thing man Context Yes Don't make more words toxic It's all about intent Like what are you trying to say Like if a girl is a beast And she's just a bad ass woman And she walks out And she's got I'm good I'm good And she's got like this Crazy tight skirt on This banging by That she's worked hard out In the gym and she's got a beautiful dress and she looks great.

[712] You're like, damn, that bitch is hot.

[713] That is not negative.

[714] It's not negative.

[715] Is it derogatory though?

[716] But does it...

[717] No, but it's not negative if you go, you fucking silly bitch to me, I'll laugh.

[718] I'll fall down the floor.

[719] I'll start laughing.

[720] Like, you can call me a bitch and I think it's funny.

[721] Yeah, me too.

[722] But if you're like, hey man, you know, you're fucking made fun of me on the podcast, bro, that was a bitch move.

[723] I'd be like, hey, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.

[724] But it's different.

[725] Same thing as like, if a car drives by, like, damn, that motherfuckerer's bad, but if the guy rolled out as well as a K -motherfucker, it's like, all right, difference.

[726] Different, yeah.

[727] It's intense.

[728] The problem is when you have a word that you can't say, the word has too much goddamn power.

[729] It's not that you should say the word.

[730] Don't get me wrong.

[731] There's certain words you probably shouldn't say because we've all agreed that those words have a negative impact.

[732] The F word probably right?

[733] F -A -G.

[734] That's probably one we stay away from them.

[735] We've all agreed.

[736] Yeah, we've all agreed it has a negative impact on people.

[737] But the real problem is intent.

[738] The real problem is homophobic behavior in that, or homophobic thinking, homophobic ideology, thought processes, thinking that gay people are bad, thinking there's anything wrong with being gay.

[739] That's the real problem.

[740] If there was no problem with that at all, I just feel like, I feel like it's not the right move to make words the problem.

[741] The problem is the way people think and behave, and I think ultimately there's a real problem with language itself.

[742] Because I think language is too limited.

[743] I think we're when you have magic words that you can't say and they have all this extra power connected to them.

[744] That gives them power.

[745] But Lenny Bruce talked about that in the 60s.

[746] He had a great bit about that about saying all these words because you could take away the meaning of them and it won't hurt anybody's feelings anymore.

[747] But don't you think if let's say you are a homosexual and gay is like that's what we refer to you as gay is such a negative connotation because growing up gay meant like not good.

[748] Mm -hmm.

[749] So I'm like, God, you look gay, dude.

[750] or my car's gay.

[751] Right, right, right, right, yeah.

[752] That's the problem.

[753] Yeah, that's a problem.

[754] It's so ingrained in my vernacular, though.

[755] And the problem is it's such a good sound for that thought.

[756] It's a fun word.

[757] The same thing is like calling someone a faggot.

[758] You faggot.

[759] Like that word, like when you say it like that, even if it's your friend, like your best friend.

[760] It's got that sound.

[761] Why does it make us laugh?

[762] Because it sounds good.

[763] It's got a pop to it.

[764] There's power with that T. It starts with a fuck you.

[765] It starts with an F. It's so raw and aggressive.

[766] It has zero to do with being gay, but you can't say it anymore.

[767] No, it hurts gay people's feelings.

[768] Like when Mike Tyson goes, I'm going to fuck you till you love me, faggot.

[769] Right, right, right.

[770] They make sense.

[771] You're going to fuck that guy and call him a faggot.

[772] That was what you're fucking hit.

[773] You're trying to fuck him.

[774] Who was the fucking reporter he was yelling at?

[775] He was terrified.

[776] Who was that reporter?

[777] Like, is that guy, did he vanish off the face of the earth after that?

[778] I would like to know who that guy was.

[779] I was ringside when Deonté Wilder knocked out Brazil.

[780] I was in Brooklyn for that with my brother.

[781] Bro.

[782] That guy.

[783] It's, I've been a lot of, I've been in fights.

[784] I've been knocked out.

[785] I've been at UFC fights where dudes get knocked out.

[786] I have never in my life heard someone get knocked out like that.

[787] My brother goes, oh my God.

[788] My brother's a raw dude.

[789] He goes, oh, my God.

[790] And they sat us next to his family.

[791] And it ruined it for me because.

[792] You can't cheer?

[793] I saw the wife.

[794] Oh, I just went, oh, my God.

[795] I didn't cheer.

[796] I wouldn't cheer anyway.

[797] But I was just like, oh, my God.

[798] And this is the funniest part is my boy.

[799] Shout out to Brian Daly at Showtime.

[800] So in between rounds, probably two and three, Jim Gray's going to come in an interview about your Showtime special.

[801] I go, oh, that'd be cool.

[802] They tell me the day before, so you got this nice outfit.

[803] My brother's looking all fresh.

[804] Did you really think it was going to get to round two or three?

[805] I thought it was under four.

[806] I didn't think one round, but I thought there was a chance.

[807] They sit me there.

[808] They're like, Jim Gray's going to come, and then, You should probably get out of here, huh?

[809] You should probably get out of here.

[810] Dude, I'm telling you, man. He's something special.

[811] He's so special, man. He's such a good dude.

[812] You've never, you've had a lot.

[813] You've had him on here, though.

[814] I had him on too.

[815] He was amazing.

[816] He's great.

[817] We had a great time.

[818] How passion is he?

[819] He's a sweetheart.

[820] He was like a really nice guy, too.

[821] That was my problem with him going, oh, I want to murder this guy.

[822] I want to kill this guy and I want to exercise my right.

[823] I'm like, I expect that from these, for lack of better term, these animals, these guys who aren't at your level.

[824] But he's such a good person?

[825] I'm like, ah, dude, don't do that.

[826] Because they can paint you into that box.

[827] I believe that's going to just go away.

[828] Oh, it did.

[829] It's gone now.

[830] It's gone.

[831] It's gone.

[832] His performance is so spectacular.

[833] I think it goes away.

[834] But I think it's also, that was his legitimate mindset at that time.

[835] You know, I mean, that guy, if you listen to my podcast when I interviewed him and talked about how he got into boxing because of his daughter, he's due it on yours as well.

[836] Talk about that.

[837] That's a special person, man. I mean, he became a bronze medalist in the Olympics after a year and a half of boxing.

[838] That's insane.

[839] That's how special is.

[840] That's insane, man. You've got to imagine if he was in a year and a half of boxing and he's entering into the Olympics, he's going to be having matches against guys who have 10 years experience, easy.

[841] Hundreds of fights more than him.

[842] Amateur fights?

[843] And he's got like virtually no experience and he's not like the slickest guy in the world either.

[844] So he has to be able to take a shot, but he's got two giant advantages, huge reach and ridiculous power.

[845] And I think, because.

[846] Yeah, and I think because of the fact that he's not a big heavyweight, I don't think he gets as tired as they do.

[847] I agree.

[848] I think he came into this last fight, the heaviest he's ever been.

[849] He came in at 223 and went, did he really?

[850] Yeah, that's interesting because it's usually 2 .14, 2 .13.

[851] Dude.

[852] Oh, look at this.

[853] That motherfuckerucker, he punches so hard, man. He's the scariest heavyweight knockout artist since Mike Tyson.

[854] 100%.

[855] When he was walking out, I agree.

[856] I agree.

[857] When he was walking out, I looked at my brother, I went, you know how you feel right now?

[858] you had goosebumps, I went, imagine being on Mike Tyson fighting in his prime, how that fucking crowd must have felt.

[859] Yeah.

[860] Because when he was walking out, I felt so bad for Brazil, because I'm like, we're next to his family.

[861] I'm like, he's such an underdog.

[862] He's going to get knocked out.

[863] It was just a weird feeling.

[864] I think we're going to see that with Deontai Wilder.

[865] I think Deontay Wilder's the new Mike Tyson.

[866] 100%.

[867] I think he's the new Mike Tyson.

[868] He hits that hard.

[869] And what's interesting about him is everyone gives me shit.

[870] Like, you're such a homework because you work for showtime.

[871] No, no, no. Here's the thing about that, Joe.

[872] What people don't realize is Deante, while his fights are on.

[873] showtime he's an independent contractor he doesn't have a promoter he's his team you know the so de zone offered him hundreds of millions of dollars same as they offered joshua and canel he turned it down you know why because he wants he wants to fight joshua he wants to fight fury he goes well if i'm with them that's going to limit me fighting furor joshua if i'm independent i can fight joshua i can fight wilder if i was up to him if i was joshua or wilder i'd be terrified right now why do you think they i mean not wilder rather of fury joshua or fury i'd be terrified of that mindset.

[874] It's definitely easier fights.

[875] But he's the scariest fight of all time.

[876] In the fucking 12th round, when he cracks Tyson Fury and drops him like that, you're like, in the 12th round, he still has this ridiculous power.

[877] And he's only getting better, but I think what happens is him, it's more likely, especially looking at the way promoters work, you're going to get Joshua versus Wilder before he get Fury.

[878] Oh, I think so.

[879] I think so.

[880] I'll take anyone.

[881] Yeah, I'm fine.

[882] But I want all three of them.

[883] I do.

[884] These fucks owe it these fucks It's context, remember?

[885] These fucks owe it to boxing To the legacy of boxing to fight each other Well, it's one of those rare moments in the heavyweight division Where you have three unbelievably compelling guys And then one of them was a former champion Who, by the way, the last fight was a draw And I thought he should have won a decision So if you look at it I thought he should have won a decision But I agree with the result Me too This is, well, it's real squarely Preach Because the way Wilder heard him, dropped him and then knocked him down and almost had him flatlined in the 12th and if you go over the actual count, the actual 10 count from 1 to 10 from the time he dropped, which is not what Tyson's Fury's job is.

[886] Tysen Furey's job is to get up and the referee says 9 and he did that.

[887] He did that.

[888] But if you go by an actual clock...

[889] 11 or 12 isn't it?

[890] Yeah, you go by an actual clock...

[891] It's about 11 or 12 seconds.

[892] Yeah, Tyson Fury lost that 10 count.

[893] But Fury won the rounds.

[894] Yes.

[895] Fury won more rounds.

[896] Hands down, he outbox him, but you're right, that count was longer than 10.

[897] Yeah, he should have, if you were just going by 10 seconds, Deonté Wilder has a real argument that he should have won by knockout.

[898] Here's the thing.

[899] That's why I like the draw That's fantastic.

[900] Perfect.

[901] Cool.

[902] Run it back.

[903] Let's get a clear winner.

[904] And then Joshua, who's this animal out there, who's just this fucking, he's so damn good.

[905] He's just like, right, let's do this.

[906] Honestly, though.

[907] What the fuck is it 10 count for if it's not 10 seconds?

[908] Why is the referee to make the count?

[909] Human error?

[910] There should be in every fucking corner, every corner, wherever the fight is, there should be a clock.

[911] And then when someone goes down, someone else, not the referee, hits that button.

[912] This guy is 10 seconds.

[913] Oh, you could really two.

[914] Three, four, five, six.

[915] Chris, couldn't you go?

[916] One, two, three, four, five.

[917] But he goes, one.

[918] No, he's jacked up with adrenaline.

[919] There's a huge knockout the crowd.

[920] He might want a guy to get up.

[921] He might want a guy to get up.

[922] He might want to help him.

[923] He might take extra time to rub the gloves on his chest.

[924] ask him a couple of questions.

[925] Are you okay?

[926] Are you good?

[927] Walk towards me. Walk towards me. What's today's date?

[928] You could do all that shit.

[929] You can give them a little bit of a break.

[930] Do you like the human error part?

[931] Like same with baseball.

[932] Like the umps, they fuck up.

[933] No. All the time.

[934] Dude, the greatest of the greats like Herb Dean and John McCarthy have made mistakes.

[935] It is impossible to not.

[936] Hercow.

[937] Herb Dean is the goddamn gold standard.

[938] He's the best of the best of people working today.

[939] And he will occasionally say that he made an error.

[940] John Dottard.

[941] Amazing.

[942] Amazing.

[943] People make mistakes.

[944] They're human beings.

[945] And I think their job, though.

[946] Bro, their job is so, I fuck up all the time when I do commentary and their job is so much harder than mine.

[947] So much harder.

[948] All I'm doing is talking while the fight's going on.

[949] But they're deciding if the fight ends.

[950] I disagree.

[951] You're the voice to the fucking masses, bro.

[952] It's not that hard to do.

[953] Go watch another organization.

[954] Go watch another or when you're not working.

[955] But I'm not being humble.

[956] I'm not being humble.

[957] I'm just telling you.

[958] I'm doing it for you, brother.

[959] I'm telling you it's a tough fucking gig Go watch another fight Go watch Go watch DeZone when Canelo fought It was so bad It was comical Who was doing the commentary?

[960] Not sure Does it matter?

[961] Not good It was so bad It ruined the fight That kind of It was so bad it was entertaining Well They were so pro Canello And they just weren't It wasn't professionally done You know who I like That is in a world of shit right now You're talking MMA or boxing?

[962] Boxing Who?

[963] Pauli Malinaji Oh, he's the best.

[964] Why's he spitting up people?

[965] What's he doing?

[966] He's a great commentator, man. To me, he's the best.

[967] He's the best.

[968] I think my number one favorite, here's my three top that I get excited when they're doing it.

[969] Roy Jones Jr., Andre Ward, and Pauli Malinaji.

[970] I think you could, Andre and Polly, they're both, you can switch out to be what you like.

[971] The reason why I like Roy.

[972] I don't like Roy.

[973] Too biased.

[974] Yeah, that's okay, though.

[975] This is why.

[976] When he was at his best, he was the motherfucker of all motherfuckers.

[977] He was like Floyd Mayweather, but he was knocking people dead.

[978] He was putting his hands behind his back and knocking people out.

[979] He was doing shit that no one could do.

[980] He was fucking people up.

[981] Roy Jones Jr. went on a streak for a long time where he was, he had this freak athleticism and this.

[982] He didn't even throw jabs half the time.

[983] Do you think it's underappreciated?

[984] Oh, my God, so.

[985] Because the end of his career.

[986] Well, you know, when.

[987] Glenn Johnson Catoed him When Magic Man Catoed him But that was But he had this Run of greatness That we should appreciate Like when I think Of Anderson Silva I don't think of him bitching out Because his knee got kicked Against Connoir No I think of Anderson Silva Of course Fucking front kicking Vitor Belvoir Of course Front kicking fucking You know All these guys Like I think of that Yeah So it's weird With Roy I think because he's Like he just got knocked down Russia like Six days ago Or whatever Did he really No But recently he got knocked down rush him but i thought he won his last fight i don't know it's going to be his last last fight hopefully see i yeah yeah polly's amazing though but polly um when he when he was going to fight um that bare knuckle i went on a little bit of rant on my should me and polly are close man i went on a rant house saying i don't think he should do it and it i feel like he's punching down he's one of the best commentators he has a job so many people want then of course me and polly worked together so we're breaking down the wilder brazil fight in new york and there was this weird I felt like there's this weird kind of Well, of course, I mean, you're telling him not to do something That he's definitely gonna do Yeah, I know And so you're resisting his idea But if you're, but if I was doing something You didn't want me to do if you're doing something And we have an open conversation There's no weirdness Like why can't we talk about it?

[988] If Polly went up to him was like, dude, I'm doing it because I'm not this fuck out Dude, hopefully I get McGregor out And also I'm just kind of bored with my life man This could be fun for me, I went Oh cool man, I support you There's no, I'm not shaming him I agree with you I feel where you're coming from and I agree that I would want you to tell me if you thought it was fucking up and it was a bad idea.

[989] But I think that with a guy like him, you know, this is, I don't know what kind of options he has.

[990] Nobody was beaten down his door to fight him.

[991] You know, and then I know that Connor didn't want to fight him.

[992] He wasn't interested in that.

[993] And I don't know what other options he's got.

[994] Well, he's time from boxing, but also, but then that's what I'm saying.

[995] He's one of the greatest analyst in the game.

[996] But if he's going to fight a bare -knuckle boxing fight, like there's got to be a financial motive for that.

[997] That's, I would hope.

[998] The only thing that makes sense is that that's a financial motive.

[999] But listen, showtime pays them well.

[1000] You know, showtime pays them well.

[1001] Do they?

[1002] Yeah, man. Yeah.

[1003] So it's like to do that, you know, and you look at the payday, like Arta made, I think, 50 ,000 for last fight.

[1004] So let's say they pay him triple.

[1005] Let's say he pay him quadruble.

[1006] Let's say he's make, what is that, fucking $250 ,000.

[1007] Is that enough to do a bare knuckle fight when you're making six figures?

[1008] You know?

[1009] You could get your face fucked up, too.

[1010] That's the reality of those knuckles, man. I'm changing my tune a little bit, but not all the way, but a little bit, but a little bit.

[1011] But here's the thing, like, you do get cut up more in bare -knuckle boxing, but you're also not kicking or using takedowns or anything else in bare -knuckle boxing.

[1012] I think it'd be way more brutal if there was takedown and kicks.

[1013] Maybe.

[1014] I don't think the best guy wins also in bare -knuckle.

[1015] Why is that?

[1016] Because, you know, Polly has way more fighting experience than Ardenham, right?

[1017] So he's got more scar tissue.

[1018] So if there's a guy with a ton of scar tissue Your face opens up like a It looks like a murder scene It's like a Charles Manson's a murder scene Because of the knuckles Yeah So you might land Seven shots to his two But your face is fucked up But listen Nothing cuts you up more than elbows And elbows are 100 % legal In the UFC And the scariest Unless it's ground and pound Yeah Like standing Like I can't Like John can Like he does that How about Johnny Walker Johnny Walker Johnny Walker's got nasty Did he really get fucked Is he really hurt Because he don't hurt from at all, right?

[1019] I think he recovered.

[1020] Like, whatever was wrong with his shoulder recovered.

[1021] But the reality is, if you hurt yourself so bad that you can't move your arm afterwards, coming from someone who's had some shoulder injuries, that to me is like, you got some damage in there.

[1022] You know why else it's alarming?

[1023] Because when he did it, his adrenaline was so high, usually you can go through some shit.

[1024] If you got hurt bad enough where your adrenaline, I mean, you just won a huge fight.

[1025] You're doing the worm after victory and you can feel the pain, that's why, oh, fuck, there's probably damage there.

[1026] Yeah.

[1027] Because you're drilling so high, it numbs everything.

[1028] Just imagine if that winds up defining his career.

[1029] I don't think of all.

[1030] He developed shoulder problems.

[1031] I hope not.

[1032] Probably Glover.

[1033] Glover's had some serious shoulder problems ever since the John fight.

[1034] He's also 70 years old.

[1035] How dare you?

[1036] He's been fighting in Brazil since he was three.

[1037] But when John grabbed his arm and yanked it, back when Glover was the top contender, remember?

[1038] John got him in that overhook and ripped his fucking arm up.

[1039] My, bro, that was, I never saw anybody do that before.

[1040] I was like, That's genius.

[1041] That's a really smart thing because that you're fucking super vulnerable in that position.

[1042] No one really thinks about America.

[1043] He just grabs fingers.

[1044] Yep.

[1045] Just yanked it.

[1046] He fucked his shoulder up.

[1047] John's the goat.

[1048] Hands down.

[1049] He's the goat.

[1050] He's the goat.

[1051] Not even close.

[1052] Well, it's him and the best expression in terms of like what I've seen in the Octon is Mighty Mouse, but he just didn't fight the level of competition, except for Sehudo.

[1053] We're finding out SaHudo's the fucking man. Here's the thing with that, Joe.

[1054] We're definitely finding that out.

[1055] So, and Mighty Mouse, he's a hit.

[1056] I love fucking mighty mouse him or John can do one or two The problem would him be number one is That weight class The the margin of air is way higher So if I go, if I zig left When I should zig right I'm not getting knocked out I can learn from go back If John Ziggs left When she went right by Glover He's getting knocked the fuck out Maybe The margin of air is so small John can take a shot But if it's Rumble Johnson He's getting knocked out Maybe we don't know John's that good But the thing is the Mighty Mouse So when he beat Sehuda right Suita had seven fights the first time Smoked him So Hsuo gains experience Then he beats him Mm -hmm Yep So that takes The pound for pound That takes a little off of Mighty Mouse But I think he's two Did you agree with the decision When Sohudo beat him It's so tough to tell man It's tough It's fucking Listen if they would have To Mighty Mouse I wouldn't have been mad at I wouldn't have been mad at I wouldn't have been mad either Dude how about your boy Sage Northcut Yeah Cosmo Alexandria Cosmo killed a guy He's a beast Did he?

[1057] Sage is still in the hospital 17 fractures in his face Yeah, no, he's still not.

[1058] I thought you might have actually killed a guy outside of that.

[1059] No, he basically did.

[1060] Sergei Kovlov did.

[1061] Yeah, I know.

[1062] Kovilov killed a guy in a fight.

[1063] Cosmoe Alexander is a world -class moiety fighter.

[1064] I mean, John Wayne Parr fought him.

[1065] You know, he fought Nikki Holskine.

[1066] He's world -class.

[1067] As far as striking, it's a completely different level.

[1068] But I guess because it was an MMA fight, he was willing to take it.

[1069] But they fought stand -up.

[1070] Poor management.

[1071] And Sage took that karate stance.

[1072] and the dude circled off to his right and landed that fucking right hand and it was on the bazet.

[1073] That's the hardest right hand I've ever seen.

[1074] I can't think just from a world -class striker with four -ounce gloves on and he's circling into the right and it's like a fucking bomb.

[1075] It's pretty goddamn strong and Cosmo's a beast of a man. I mean he's a big thick dude I mean a big thick dude with multiple world titles to his name.

[1076] Don't you feel bad for us?

[1077] Dude, do you feel bad for Sage?

[1078] Yeah, it's a terrible matchup.

[1079] I don't know why they agreed to let him fight that guy.

[1080] Boom!

[1081] It's just not smart because that, because the kickboxing and the stand -up, like...

[1082] He doesn't have the experience to be in it.

[1083] No, no, no. He's, I mean, Sage is good.

[1084] He's very good.

[1085] But these kind of losses are terrible for his future.

[1086] Because they're mismanagement losses, in my opinion.

[1087] I agree.

[1088] I think Sage is, what, 22?

[1089] Like, look at that punch of lands.

[1090] I mean, that is ferocious.

[1091] From a world -class striker.

[1092] Yeah.

[1093] I mean, that's a full full blast, too.

[1094] That is a full blast shot.

[1095] So I'm supposed to circle right.

[1096] You can't get hit cleaner than that.

[1097] No, you can't hit up.

[1098] It's a be hard to hit a fucking...

[1099] But meanwhile, when he fought...

[1100] You ever seen him when he fought Nikki Holtzkin?

[1101] Cosmo?

[1102] Yeah.

[1103] Yeah, you got out class for sure.

[1104] Fucked him up.

[1105] There's a thing.

[1106] There's levels.

[1107] But in MMA, Sage isn't even...

[1108] He shouldn't be...

[1109] They shouldn't be sharing the same ring.

[1110] If I'm on championships, though, why would I bring this this stud, this American stud who looks like Rai from streetfighter and go, hey, first fight, here's the most world -class striker we got on the roster.

[1111] Well, because they want them to be tested.

[1112] And I think that if I was Chotry, I would be looking at it like this.

[1113] When a guy like Eddie Alvarez gets caoed or a guy like Sage Northcuck gets caoed or a guy like Mighty Mouse gets tagged and has a real fight on his hands, then you're showing the whole world like, hey, these guys that are coming over here that are world -class fighters, they're fighting world -class fighters, and they're getting knocked out.

[1114] I get that on the other...

[1115] It's a great thing for him, I think.

[1116] So with Eddie Alres, veteran, he should be fighting.

[1117] Hall of Famer, Belator champ, UFC champ.

[1118] Give him the best you got.

[1119] He's seen it all.

[1120] It's going to be tough to get past him.

[1121] Sage Northcutt, Mighty Mouse, give him the best you got.

[1122] He's seen it all.

[1123] Good luck getting past him.

[1124] Sage Northcut, you're investing in his future.

[1125] He's not ready.

[1126] So you've kind of fucked them, man. Also, you're trying to.

[1127] trying to get in the American market.

[1128] But Cosmo's not an MMA fighter.

[1129] That's the thing.

[1130] This is Cosmo's first MMA fight.

[1131] Would if Sage just takes him down and smashes him?

[1132] That would have been great.

[1133] Yeah, but I mean, that could have happened too.

[1134] So when Cosmo...

[1135] That's not stage style.

[1136] He's not a grappler.

[1137] Okay, but he knows how to grapple.

[1138] Sage's taking guys down in the Octagon before.

[1139] Taking Cosmo down easier than said, he's trained with me and Rashad at Black's aliens and fuck us up.

[1140] Did he?

[1141] Yeah.

[1142] It's a nightmare.

[1143] Yeah.

[1144] So when I saw it for Sage, I'm like, what?

[1145] Also, are you building Cosmo?

[1146] He's older.

[1147] man. Well, he's only 34.

[1148] Is he?

[1149] 37 has 1 ,000 kickbox matches.

[1150] Like, you're going to invest in that now?

[1151] A bit from a business aspect doesn't make sense to me. I think it does, though, because it shows, with two giant results over the last two months that one has world -class talent there, and I think it makes people pay more attention to one.

[1152] Not me. It put me off of them.

[1153] Really?

[1154] Yeah.

[1155] I went, I was fucked up.

[1156] No, see, listen, man. I'm a sage man. Cosmo is a fucking Muay fighter.

[1157] I mean, that's his bread and butter.

[1158] He fights moitai.

[1159] Stand -up's his bread and butter, yeah.

[1160] So when Cosmo goes and fights in an MMA fight, you would think at least in one area he's going to be at a disadvantage.

[1161] If Sage chooses to have a stand -up fight with a world -class stand -up fighter, that's just bad strategy.

[1162] That's Sage's game, though, especially as a young fighter.

[1163] It is his game, but he's a mixed martial arts fighter.

[1164] Then he should become a kickboxer.

[1165] If that's his game, it's just to stand -up and strike with people.

[1166] then just stay a kickboxer.

[1167] Because if you're going to fight...

[1168] Listen, man, if you're going to fight in MMA, in MMA, you could do everything.

[1169] What do you want to do in this fight?

[1170] Don't you want to win?

[1171] Okay, good.

[1172] I want you to win.

[1173] Here's how you win.

[1174] You don't stand with one of the best fucking strikers in the world.

[1175] How old is he?

[1176] 22?

[1177] Sage?

[1178] Come on.

[1179] But you just tell him.

[1180] I know.

[1181] This is an exercise and strategy.

[1182] You keep that side stance, that's fine.

[1183] Bade him in, but then shoot.

[1184] And just get the clinch and drag him.

[1185] You drag that motherfucker to the ground and let's wear him out.

[1186] I'm with you, which he's never done to any fight ever.

[1187] Right.

[1188] But let's say, you're taking guys down before.

[1189] Yeah.

[1190] But let's say you're your manager and they go, hey, here's Cosmo.

[1191] I go, hold on, let's just, let me go through this with you, Sage.

[1192] Pros, you beat a straight world -class kickboxer in MMA.

[1193] He's also 37 years old.

[1194] Not a lot of pros.

[1195] Cons.

[1196] Okay, but he's 37 years old.

[1197] You can't take him down.

[1198] He fucking starches you, and your face is broken in 17 places.

[1199] And your career is probably not going well.

[1200] The trajectory's definitely off the rails.

[1201] Pro's cons.

[1202] That's true.

[1203] It's just, if you look at the way boxing has always done it, and it's been often criticized, but there's some real good points to it, about developing a fighter.

[1204] You give a guy a fighter a difficult fight that you think that he has the advantage in, but it's an advantage that will teach him to some things.

[1205] When the guy fights with him, what is this, Jimmy?

[1206] Cosmo's ninth fight was against Sage.

[1207] Oh, he's had a bunch of MMA fights?

[1208] Why did he say that on his...

[1209] And he knocks out everybody.

[1210] He set it on his...

[1211] I don't know.

[1212] His...

[1213] What the fuck?

[1214] His Instagram posts about it.

[1215] He's no joke, man. He doesn't fight MMA.

[1216] He's no fucking joke.

[1217] He's knocked everybody out almost.

[1218] Oh, Jesus Christ.

[1219] Yeah, start to everyone.

[1220] One championship goes, here you go.

[1221] Yeah, he looked.

[1222] It's been a couple years, I guess.

[1223] Oh, I see.

[1224] So, it's been three years.

[1225] Don't let that for you, though, man, because he's training with the best of the best as well.

[1226] Bottom line is, as a striker, he's superb.

[1227] Yeah.

[1228] And he's fucking.

[1229] But then the crazy thing is pull up the Nikki Holtzkin fight.

[1230] Nikki Holtzkin knocks out Cosmo, Alexandra.

[1231] That just shows you how many levels there are.

[1232] But then Nikki Holtskin.

[1233] just lost to Regi and Ersel just lost to him got dropped with a knee it's so interesting man when you see levels upon levels upon levels and you don't necessarily know that these levels even exist unless you're balls deep in the fucking sport like you see a guy like niki first of all nicky's like one of the best body punchers in kickboxing ever and this is a kickboxing fight as opposed to a moitai fight as well so no elbows limited clinching and uh you can hold for like three seconds when you throw a knee you can only like you can only hold while you're like think one knee at a time or something like that they have weird rules you know here's the thing the fact that cosmo alexander went toe to toe with nicky holton i'm probably gonna pass on my young 22 year old yeah wide -eyed youngster fighting him nicky holskine had an amazing career in glory too some fucking incredible fights so fun to watch the josephaltene where he knocked him out in the last round yeah he's a he's a he's a beast man super super technical and just tough as shit.

[1234] Yeah, I mean, look at just the way these guys are standing in front of it, just check and everything.

[1235] Perfect technique, perfect technique, perfect defense.

[1236] Oh, we dropped them with that left hook, yeah.

[1237] Look, Holtskin's a monster.

[1238] This is, by the way, a kickboxing fight.

[1239] Holtskin also fought Cosmo Alexander and knocked him out in one FC.

[1240] This is, uh, this is, it's showtime in Amsterdam.

[1241] This is quite a few years ago.

[1242] Its showtime was the shit, man. You used to get it on Access TV back when Access TV was HDNet.

[1243] Do you remember that?

[1244] Mark Cuban's Fuck Yeah, Echinette was don't And that MMA live with Ron Kruck Yes I used to go on there all the time Boss Routin and who's the other guy That boss Fruton was on with Our boy Mara Winella No no no the other guy There was another guy He was on Kenny Rice Kenny Rice yeah That's right Yeah Was it Maro on there too for a long time I don't know Was Morrow on that Marr was on there Am I going crazy Kenny was on there though Kenny was definitely on there But Ron Kruck was the best They used to have all these great kickboxing matches from, like, Amsterdam and shit.

[1245] But you see ESPN now has a PFL on it.

[1246] Oh, do that?

[1247] If you're balls deep in MMA, you'd have PFL.

[1248] Morrow was on that, yeah.

[1249] He was on that.

[1250] I was on a bunch of times.

[1251] The, um, I've been on a couple times.

[1252] But the, um, what?

[1253] The first nine seasons, it was hosted by Kenny Rice.

[1254] Oh, and then Morrill came on later?

[1255] Yes.

[1256] Yeah, Kenny used to fly in from, uh, Kentucky, I remember.

[1257] Do it just flying?

[1258] Do the show?

[1259] fly back out.

[1260] I'm like, for sure, move here, huh?

[1261] Yeah.

[1262] Well, maybe he really likes Kentucky.

[1263] Yeah, he loved it.

[1264] I have to.

[1265] What do you like it?

[1266] About it?

[1267] I don't know.

[1268] Kentucky Derby once a year.

[1269] Keep you there.

[1270] Is that what it is?

[1271] Bourbon.

[1272] I want to go to the Kentucky Derby.

[1273] Me too.

[1274] That's just crazy.

[1275] I want to take acid.

[1276] I'm so down for that and wear suits like dumb and dumb.

[1277] Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[1278] Yeah, yeah.

[1279] That should be dope.

[1280] Let's do it.

[1281] Next year.

[1282] You get slashed off fucking bourbon.

[1283] Yeah, next year, take acid and go to the Derby.

[1284] That Buffalo Trace Distillery or whatever That's been there Is it out there?

[1285] I want to be on acid Buffalo Trace's distillery Dude I drink whiskey Almost every day now Really?

[1286] What's happening?

[1287] I don't know I'm getting older I got the palate for whiskey Really?

[1288] A lot of stress What about cigars?

[1289] Do you like cigars?

[1290] Nope, not my thing yet I like olives I used to hate olives Love olives now And whiskey dude I don't know why That's hilarious That's hilarious What whiskey is this I'm going to have a little more by the way.

[1291] What's it called again, Jamie?

[1292] Blantons.

[1293] It is delicious.

[1294] Who brought us that?

[1295] I have no idea.

[1296] It could have been Sam Harris, but anybody could have brought.

[1297] I don't remember, honestly.

[1298] This can't be cheap.

[1299] Just feeling this goblet that they got here.

[1300] This grenade goblet they got.

[1301] This Game of Thrones goblet is sick.

[1302] Dude, someone gave me Johnny Walker, White Walker Whiskey.

[1303] Shout out, Tom Feldman.

[1304] White Walker Whiskey.

[1305] Bring that shit up, Jamie.

[1306] White Walker Whiskey from the Game of Thrones.

[1307] I'm not drinking that zombie piss The bottle's so sick I don't want people touching it Oh it's a collector's item man Collecting We collecting bottles of Game of Thrones I got that shit bro Is it sold out They get a goddamn Inso Ferrari It's not for everybody It's not for everybody birthday Oh god Dude how dope is that That's pretty cool Johnny Walker's a white walker Yeah but what do you want to be a lot with the biggest fucking assholes in the realm?

[1308] Come on, Johnny Walker.

[1309] I wish they would have to Johnny Walker with the Nazis.

[1310] I wish they would a line.

[1311] It's Johnny Walker, Nazi vodka.

[1312] Would you buy that?

[1313] No. Why the fuck you buying White Walker whiskey?

[1314] That's, or White Walker bourbon or whatever it is.

[1315] There's a gift, bro.

[1316] Fuck that.

[1317] Fuck the white walkers.

[1318] Can you drive my Ferrari home?

[1319] Bro.

[1320] For me. Oh, are you going to get hammered?

[1321] Ah, I wouldn't mind.

[1322] Stick around.

[1323] Shoot some arrows.

[1324] Shoot some arrows.

[1325] Shoot some arrows.

[1326] Get in the flow tank.

[1327] Relax.

[1328] My friend.

[1329] So there's some other good fights that happened this weekend Oh dude hop -out Dosangos versus Kevin Lee I didn't see it bro It's how busy I've been I was at the wilder fight I missed that I know Dosangos looked good and beat Kevin Lee Kevin Lee needs a new camp Kevin Lee needs a camp Yeah I think Kevin Lee should go to Farrasahabi That's my advice Or Jackson's well the reason why Fara's a hobby is Because Kevin Lee's skill set is very similar to George St. Pierre's Very good striking athletic Very athletic.

[1330] Explosive.

[1331] And great timing.

[1332] Timing of his takedowns.

[1333] Nobody knows how to coach that better than Farrasahami.

[1334] It's a good idea.

[1335] Yeah.

[1336] It's not bad at all.

[1337] That's what I think.

[1338] Oh, Aaron Pico just went to Jackson's.

[1339] Yes.

[1340] I think that's a great move too.

[1341] Oh yeah, I hooked him up with my boy Vinnie Shorman too.

[1342] So I told him that I think that he should go to Farasa Hobbies.

[1343] And I told him about Vinny Shorman, who's an incredible mental coach.

[1344] You know, he's got all the tools.

[1345] I do think he's going to be champ.

[1346] I actually believe that.

[1347] If he gets a shit together and goes to a legit camp, Because you remember his coach passed away, right?

[1348] Yes.

[1349] Robert Follis, who was very close with him.

[1350] Such a shame.

[1351] Amazing, amazing guy.

[1352] And so he passed away.

[1353] And then it was like, he was like, I'll just stay here and put together this kind of rag tag group and we'll figure it out.

[1354] The UFC now is at such a high level to compete with the guys he's competing with.

[1355] You've got to have a good camp, man. Like a legit coach, head coach leader.

[1356] It's no disrespect to any small camps or small gyms that they don't have an experience.

[1357] No, I'm not trying to be.

[1358] I'm just saying that an athlete has a small fucking window, man. Like, Kevin is 26, right?

[1359] So he's got 10 years.

[1360] He's lost, what, three out of his last four?

[1361] Yeah, not good.

[1362] UFC don't play with that shit.

[1363] And before that, he was beating guys in pretty spectacular fashion, right?

[1364] Robert Folos' death had a tremendous impact on him as a fighter, as a person.

[1365] And then he fought some really great fighters, too, on top of that, you know?

[1366] And, Al, I quintam, man, I mean, from the jump of that fight, from the get -go, When he hit him with that spinning back fist, you let him know, like, this is, you're in a dog fight, man. Also, that Tony Ferguson fight was a dog fight.

[1367] A dog fight.

[1368] Yeah, these guys have dog fights.

[1369] And when the Toby Ferguson fight, he had a staff infection, clear, 100%.

[1370] Yeah, and he looked good, though.

[1371] Took Tony down, was on top, got choked out.

[1372] Got his mouth.

[1373] Like, he looked fucking good, man. Look, when you have, you've had staff before, right?

[1374] Yeah, it's awful.

[1375] And the way it drains your body.

[1376] It's the antibiotics that drains your body.

[1377] Well, the staff does, too.

[1378] I mean, if you get it to as far as where it is with him, he's in a full infection.

[1379] He has a full infection, so it's in his bloodstream, but the thing that fucks your cardio and your energy, like no other, the antibiotics, fuck you so bad.

[1380] They do.

[1381] But so does the staff, especially when it's that bad.

[1382] I mean, he's got a fucking, a giant squirrel growing out of his tit.

[1383] Remember that?

[1384] And he told DC Nuts.

[1385] They told D .C. nuts.

[1386] I saw it immediately.

[1387] He walked in the octagon.

[1388] I'm like, he's got staff.

[1389] I got, that's staff.

[1390] And then I say, I go, hey, DC, I go, is that staff?

[1391] That looks like staff to me. And they go, do not talk about the staff.

[1392] He goes, that looks like staff to me, Joe.

[1393] He doesn't give a fuck Like bitch, you're talking to Daniel Carmier You can't hell him to not talk about staff The guy who knows staff better In anyone in that goddamn arena Fuck out here He's a wrestling coach Listen, we would be doing a massive disservice To the viewing public If we didn't admit that it was staff It's a far It's part of the drama It's part of what makes the fights interesting But my take on Kevin Lee Is he's a great guy I'm gonna have him on again He's gonna come on again soon He's the best He's a great person I like talking to him Let me know you have a mark Because I'll put him on the food truck Diary He's great I'll text you after the show.

[1394] I'll split the cost with you or whatever you're on.

[1395] No, don't worry about it.

[1396] But anyway, there's a defining moment in a fighter's career when they realize they need to make changes.

[1397] They're not doing things the way they should be doing them and they need to make some changes.

[1398] But I think one of the reasons why you care and I care, especially with Kevin, if it was somebody else, some other guys won't mention names, but with Kevin, I go, well, no, he can be champ.

[1399] He just has to change a few things, and here you see this kid is champion.

[1400] The other guy is like, I just keep doing what you're doing.

[1401] He 100 %.

[1402] The skills, the mindset, and he has the full package.

[1403] He looks good, speaks good, good, dresses well, has the skills, sign me up.

[1404] He's a good person, too.

[1405] When you talk to him, he's a good person.

[1406] You can feel it.

[1407] Yeah, he's a good person.

[1408] He's just got to make some changes, and he needs a moustro.

[1409] He needs a fucking conductor.

[1410] He needs a Greg Jackson or Matt Hume or a Feroxon.

[1411] You can't get there without it these days.

[1412] Duke Rufus.

[1413] A Mike Brown at ATT.

[1414] Yep, yep.

[1415] Dude, I have Dustin Pori on Food Truck Diaries.

[1416] Brown's amazing.

[1417] I'm sorry, not Mike Brown.

[1418] I'd Dust Emporee on.

[1419] But he was talking about Mike Brown.

[1420] how great he is, and just in the Diamond Poria.

[1421] And he started talking about his wife, dude, I'm balls deep in the chicken waffles eating the food truck you know stuff.

[1422] And he starts talking about her and we're probably 30 minutes in it.

[1423] I started getting terriot.

[1424] He starts getting terriot.

[1425] He was just talking about how, um, because I was telling him like, dude, it's a long journey.

[1426] How have you not like, I can't believe you didn't stop at some point.

[1427] Like you've been doing it since you're 18.

[1428] I haven't stopped.

[1429] And he goes, I would, he was honestly, I haven't said this before.

[1430] I would have stopped.

[1431] Like I've thought about retiring And my wife told me I can't She's like giving me these pep talks I'm like that's nuts man How long even been winning?

[1432] He goes oh she drove me in my first fight My first fight before I got out of the car I get emotional now He goes before I got out of the car She told me you're going to be world champion Whoa Dude I got shit I'm like dude you give me fucking chills Because you are a champ People are always interim champ I don't care Dude he'd be one of the best Fighters on earth Pound for pound 145 great Yeah Top three grades He's the best 145 pounder ever And he's without a doubt one of the best pound for pound fighters in the world and Dustin beat him.

[1433] Yep.

[1434] Yeah.

[1435] There's no doubt about it.

[1436] So he's a champ in some form.

[1437] He still, he has a belt.

[1438] And I made it.

[1439] And I told him, I said, I'm terrible at this.

[1440] So this is me telling you, this is probably me deflecting what I should be doing.

[1441] But you know, you're going to fight Kabib.

[1442] And I said, I don't give a fuck how that fight goes.

[1443] You've done it, brother.

[1444] When you were 18, you decided to go on this journey, become UFC champion.

[1445] You had all these dreams, your wife how many sacrifices you guys have a little girl now and you're there man I said I don't care if Khabib beat your ass for five rounds you've done it dude How crazy I went please it knows that though Nobody wants to hear that though Nobody wants to hear I don't care if Kabeed beats you But what I'm telling me is you've succeeded Mission accomplished brother Mission accomplished I went How crazy is that to hear mission accomplished What did he think though Probably doesn't think like that I probably thinks he's still on the quest I don't think you can do you think like that Do I think the guys who have that weird engine in them don't think like that i've never like i've never felt more not to make it about i've never felt more pressure my life to come up with new become a better comic than when i release my special of course i'm like oh shit now now now the work starts that was whatever dude i never satisfied with myself more than like 15 20 minutes a week most i wish i had 15 minutes where i was i couldn't tell you it was i thought 15 20 minutes a week i'll have a glass of wine i'll put my feet up i'll kick back and then that little voice in the back of my head it's like are you doing everything you can do get up come on it's kind of a it's kind of a demon though isn't it joe like 100 % like my one of my dreams was to buy the car that i bought and i bought it and we're in bed and my girl goes how do you feel i went uh exactly the same like i think what you like material things they don't matter at all and then next day we wake up my i get up with my son every morning and we always watch cars on youtube and she was what the i'm watching a different car she goes what the fuck you're doing like looking at the next car she's like there's no way i'm like i need i need goals yeah as soon as we bought her house i swear to got the next morning she was what are you doing at true there i go looking at the next house i don't know what to do no though that's normal my message to dust and was enjoying this but don't get the thing about stuff though as opposed to like goals is like stuff you could always just keep buying stuff and making money to buy stuff and then you find yourself being one of those people that just does stuff for money because you want to buy the stuff.

[1446] I've never done that, though.

[1447] But there are people like that out there, right?

[1448] You know, I've heard Steve Harvey talk about money, like how much money he wants to make per year.

[1449] And someone was making fun of it.

[1450] And I was thinking, well, he's in this vibe where he's trying to get stuff and make money.

[1451] And you've got to make money to get stuff.

[1452] And you get sort of in this game of accumulating more and bigger and better things.

[1453] For me, the most important thing is the stuff that I put out if people like it.

[1454] Like if I do a podcast Let's say if I do a UFC And I suck If I stumble through something Or I make a bad call Or it's not That shit will fuck be up for days And there's nothing you do To fix it You could get a Lamborghini A Ferrari It's not gonna help feel that void Wouldn't do a damn thing So Same with a podcast If I do a podcast If I do a podcast If I do a set The set doesn't go well Or I stumble through a joke All I care about Is the stuff that I do In terms of like Agree.

[1455] Like, progress.

[1456] I focus all my progress on that.

[1457] I'll distract myself with stuff, but like, look, this watch costs like 50 bucks or something.

[1458] I don't know.

[1459] Is that Todd Hoyer?

[1460] That's a taser.

[1461] Not 50, but I hear you.

[1462] It's like 300 bucks, maybe.

[1463] But you know what I'm saying?

[1464] But it doesn't matter.

[1465] Whether that's 500 or 300 bucks or this is 22 grand, not a big deal.

[1466] 22 grand.

[1467] But it doesn't matter.

[1468] American money?

[1469] Yes, stone cold cash.

[1470] Not a big deal.

[1471] Rolex.

[1472] Did you just make that from talking?

[1473] Yes.

[1474] talking shit you're just talking shit just talking shit but no but my point is is this like that doesn't make you happy doesn't make you feel anyway this doesn't make me feel anyway none of it the the more I learned the more I accumulate these material things it doesn't mean shit doesn't help the only thing that means shit is your friends and your loved ones and what you're trying to do with your life Bob Dylan said at best he said they said uh you know what's what's success to you he goes not having to work for assholes and waking up going to bed doing exactly what I want yeah boom Boom, set match.

[1475] You're already doing that, right?

[1476] I'm already doing that.

[1477] The only time I ever felt, I guess, somewhat successful, I'd really don't.

[1478] But the only time I felt a little successful is when I turned down a big gig on a major network to do TV.

[1479] I went, no, I'm kind of good, man. I'm good doing what I want to do, and I own all this stuff.

[1480] And I don't, I'm not pressed to do it.

[1481] Do you imagine what it would be like if you had a boss?

[1482] Remember the shit that you guys were dealing with at Fox?

[1483] We were telling you to stop cursing on the fighter and the kid.

[1484] Hilarious.

[1485] Just imagine how bad that advice is.

[1486] Think about how many fucking millions of downloads of the fighter and the kid have been out there How many humans on the planet Earth Have you could see an overhead map Of all the people on the planet A light went off Every time a dude was listening To a fighter and the kid You'd be like Holy fuck It would freak you out To see that number And that fox guy was like Let's clean it up boys You know what that guy told me too I started arguing with him And he kind of got my face and went Just like you have your black belt In the octagon I got my black belt in TV Oh God God.

[1487] Did he really say that?

[1488] He's got his black belt and TV.

[1489] Let me tell you...

[1490] Well, he got fired from Fox, by the way.

[1491] Of course you did.

[1492] The dirty little secret about all those guys, they don't know what the fuck they're doing.

[1493] They find talented people.

[1494] Yeah, they have no idea.

[1495] If you get Steven A. Smith...

[1496] If you get fucking Max Kellerman, you get all those guys.

[1497] Those are the guys that are on your television show.

[1498] Your television show is going to do well.

[1499] If those are the guys that are doing commentary for you, they're excellent.

[1500] They're compelling.

[1501] You're going to listen to it.

[1502] You're not a great producer.

[1503] That's not why the show's great.

[1504] No, it's a talent.

[1505] fucks yeah when you're telling a podcast the one free medium left on the planet earth where you can distribute to millions of people and no one can tell you what the fuck to do there's not another thing like it on earth not one not one maybe websites but it's good luck getting able to read content you can get yeah and to be able to have that with no producer no executive no filter and to have it available to you while you're doing other stuff right you can be mowing your lawn right now it's in your ear you're running it's in your ear you're driving it's in your ear you're driving to work it's in your ear you're on the subway you get to know people too like if let's say you were uh 2019 j leno that's like that's what you're like this like doing the shows this equivalent doing johnny carson at the time right let's say you're that guy let's say it's that overproduced show yeah no one really gets to know it did you know johnny carson from the tonight show do you know j leno no no it's when they went on to do stuff after the fact but now people know you pretty fucking well people know me pretty well yeah you're on board or you're not yeah it's different it's different but even conan talked about that how you know when he was doing the conan i heard him on howard stern and he was doing uh he said what i'd do the conan show and you know we had a band and it i was going through this interview but i had to stop it like i was in balls deep in this interview man i have to stop it because the band's playing we got to get to that or we get to the next bit and he's like no no just let me go man let me have the conversation so he's even come over to podcasting and even howard stern goes well that's one of the reasons i want to do long form it's because they wanted to overproduce all the stuff but if I have to get to you know I want to talk to somebody I want to get to know them I don't want to cut to commercial breaks I don't have to cut for this band or this bit you want to do let me talk to this guy man well there's a lot of guys that are still cutting their podcast off with commercials they'll stop in the middle and do a commercial do you guys do that we've done it before I don't know if we currently do we just left our current advertisers was a nightmare we just signed with Paragon's shout out to Paragon so you know I don't know sometimes we might sometimes you might joe to be honest with you but but you know what we are doing but if you're going to do it you're only going to do it once right once yeah but what's different with king in the sting is so when we do our read i don't you guys do it before and there's no video but we do it me and theo do it together on camera and have fun with it so it's part of the show yeah different animal that's different yeah we're doing a read for you yeah we're doing a read for this financial thing and he goes and you can save, I think $75 a year.

[1506] And when I said $75 a year, you know, I didn't pre -read, I was $75, I cut it crack.

[1507] And then Theo goes, yeah, a smooth $75 a year when you go.

[1508] Do the financial people get mad at you?

[1509] I don't know.

[1510] I don't give a fuck.

[1511] We were laughing so hard.

[1512] I go, yeah, I go with them, get $75 a year.

[1513] Is that really what they're offering?

[1514] I forget, it might have been $7 ,500 or $75, but $7 ,500 is reasonable.

[1515] I forget what it was, but it's something.

[1516] 50 bucks it was something low yeah it was something super low and i could not stop laughing then theo started laughing they left it in i feel like that read would do better than the others maybe but it would be do it would do better in terms of financial i mean uh about in terms of clicks but probably wouldn't do better in terms of people like going there and using the product people would think it's funny the great thing doesn't matter doesn't matter yeah we'll find someone else yeah that's the thing it's like you have too many podcast sponsors these days i'd say no to them every day.

[1517] I get tons of them coming in.

[1518] Yeah, I bet.

[1519] But it's not, it's got to make some sense.

[1520] It has to connect with what you're about a little bit.

[1521] It's got to be a good thing too.

[1522] It's like, got to be a valuable product.

[1523] Yeah, you gave me the best advice ever when I started doing, uh, advertising on podcasts because it's a while before we started doing it.

[1524] You better believe in it, man. You sell shit.

[1525] People stop tuning in.

[1526] They're not going to believe you.

[1527] I've had a bunch of things that I turned down because I researched it.

[1528] And I was like, what is this?

[1529] How's that work?

[1530] Yeah, Brian's great at that.

[1531] And I was like, oh, this is a sketchy.

[1532] There was one of them.

[1533] They wanted to do an Uber for babysitting.

[1534] I'm like, get the fuck out of here.

[1535] Are you crazy?

[1536] The biggest argument, Cal and I ever got in our fucking 90 -year relationship is Burger King came towards us and I grew up eating Burger King, man. I grew up yam a whopper with cheese.

[1537] Not every day, but I'd fucking have one with a goddamn American.

[1538] And Brian said no. Yeah, he's like, we can't push that off and we got in a straight -up argument.

[1539] How did it end?

[1540] I think we did Burger King read.

[1541] Shout out to Burger King.

[1542] you're hungry and they're open yeah fucking a whopper with cheese best burger on planet earth fuck you in and out that's not true that's not true that's so not true that's so often makes me want to take you to a doctor right now and get a cat's cat what do you like I do have CTT what do you double fucking double from in and out son no I can't you in an out guy too or five guys burgers Fat burger five guys over in an out five guys delicious hold on but we can agree on one thing here before I call you guys not five Not in and out.

[1543] What?

[1544] For number one?

[1545] For number one?

[1546] I like five guys and I like in and out.

[1547] You like five guys number one though?

[1548] Yeah, I think I like five guys better because five guys offers bacon and also jalapinos.

[1549] Boom.

[1550] The speed of in and out is such deterrent to sometimes.

[1551] The whines?

[1552] How dare you?

[1553] The one right up here?

[1554] The fuck out of my face, bro.

[1555] Five guys doesn't have a drive -thru though, right?

[1556] Five guys doesn't do the drive.

[1557] They're like, bitch, sit down.

[1558] Come on in.

[1559] And they have milkshakes at In -N -Out.

[1560] That's a big plus.

[1561] If you're ready to fuck your body up with some poison food that tastes great, that milkshakes will do it to you.

[1562] They'll give it to you.

[1563] Dude, I've been so stressed out with this special.

[1564] My diet, even my workouts being crate, my diet's been awful.

[1565] Eating like a girl was pregnant?

[1566] Yeah.

[1567] Pickles and ice cream and shit.

[1568] Yeah, because my girl might be pregnant again.

[1569] She's high, yeah.

[1570] Yeah, man. Been eating pizza every night.

[1571] Uh -oh.

[1572] I don't know what it is, dude.

[1573] I'm in a funk.

[1574] I'm in a funk, dude.

[1575] I'm in a fuck.

[1576] They've actually said that.

[1577] They've actually said that that people under stress make poor decisions.

[1578] Poor decisions eating Everything else been great Food -wise too Really?

[1579] Yeah people make Poor decisions food -wise I did buy a frying I've ate pizza every night You might be on to something Yeah I think you're freaking out I'm not freaking out though A little bit You think?

[1580] It's okay Yeah we'll figure it out It's normal No no you're not freaking out But you're under stress You know what it is Joe And getting judged by Hundreds of thousands of people It's very weird It's weird Yeah it's weird Every time I do it I stay offline for weeks Yeah that's what you told me I'm not even read it Like, I do my best.

[1581] I try hard.

[1582] I do my best.

[1583] And you might like it.

[1584] You might not like it.

[1585] But I do my best.

[1586] And when I'm done, as long as I know I did my best, I can just release it.

[1587] I've been able to do that for triggered and I did that for strange times.

[1588] And it was over.

[1589] I was like, I'm good.

[1590] I'm good.

[1591] I mean, you might like it.

[1592] You might not like it.

[1593] But I couldn't have done it better.

[1594] You know what my thing is is, I think with anything is you get more popular, whether it's to do podcasting or stand up or whatever you do.

[1595] If you're an artist, you put out an album, if you're a painter, put out of painting, If you're a fighter, take a fight, and it's a big fight.

[1596] I'm going to attract more eyeballs.

[1597] You need a lot more people that love it, then you can get more hate because you're out there more.

[1598] Also, you're being shoved down people's faces.

[1599] Yeah, because you do a lot of press too.

[1600] That's why I don't do press.

[1601] That's why I don't do press.

[1602] You don't have to.

[1603] I don't do press on the road.

[1604] But I don't want anybody to have to listen to me. I don't.

[1605] I don't.

[1606] You're at such a different level that I have to do.

[1607] I know, I get it.

[1608] You know what I get it?

[1609] But I don't do it for stand -up anymore.

[1610] When I go to towns, I don't do press anymore.

[1611] Beautiful.

[1612] But then you're getting 100 % your fans.

[1613] Yes.

[1614] And also with the special, it's different because I didn't want, like, our group, like, you guys who vouched for me, or especially Showtime, who was like, let's get a special.

[1615] I didn't want to embarrass.

[1616] I want it to go well for them.

[1617] Like, you know?

[1618] Yeah.

[1619] No, I know what you're saying.

[1620] Like, I want them to be like, all right, we're proud of this, which they are, so I should be good with that, you know?

[1621] And I know you guys are proud of me, so I should be good with that.

[1622] Listen, I'm always proud of you.

[1623] Give a fuck.

[1624] You're trying to get better with something that's very difficult to do.

[1625] Some say the most difficult to do it.

[1626] And you put out a special two years in, which is ridiculous.

[1627] I would have told you not to do it.

[1628] Of course.

[1629] You wanted to come to me with, but I knew you were going to do it.

[1630] You guys know me. I mean, we went down there.

[1631] We helped you out.

[1632] We opened for you.

[1633] You know, it was a great time.

[1634] It was a great time.

[1635] Yeah.

[1636] And you're going to look back on it like in eight years from now when you have another killer special out, you know, like, or several down the line.

[1637] Yeah.

[1638] When do you think you'll do another one?

[1639] Do you think you wait another two years?

[1640] Like, have you thought about?

[1641] Three years ago.

[1642] I was talking to...

[1643] But I think it's going to be...

[1644] I don't mean interrupt you.

[1645] I think it's to be cool to look back and go, holy fuck, he was three years in this way he did.

[1646] And then four years from now, see the progression.

[1647] Then four years from see the progression.

[1648] Yes.

[1649] And you can go back and look.

[1650] I think that's going to be fucking cool, man. Yeah.

[1651] Oh, 100%.

[1652] Yeah.

[1653] Listen, man, there's some videos from when I first started out.

[1654] They're terrible.

[1655] There's no way you're not going to be.

[1656] You're going to be terrible.

[1657] Yes.

[1658] You're just learning how to do something.

[1659] Again, it's like judging your roles.

[1660] when you're a white belt versus your rolls as a black collar.

[1661] For sure.

[1662] It's like, you don't know what you're doing.

[1663] You're fucking flailing around.

[1664] It's real similar.

[1665] Yep.

[1666] It's fine, man. What are you going to say, though, about specials?

[1667] Most, most, like, especially season once they, say, every, I think, three years?

[1668] What, Kevin, say, four?

[1669] Well, I was going to say, Jesselnick.

[1670] Jessenick has a really interesting thought process on it.

[1671] He was telling me that he does, he did the podcast recently.

[1672] I love him, by the way.

[1673] I do, too.

[1674] He's great.

[1675] He's a killer, man. Outstanding.

[1676] He's a new special.

[1677] Assassin.

[1678] Yeah.

[1679] And it's on.

[1680] Netflix.

[1681] It's available right now.

[1682] It just came out.

[1683] It's amazing.

[1684] What is it called?

[1685] Thoughts and Prayers.

[1686] Is that it?

[1687] I think so.

[1688] Thoughts and prayers.

[1689] Anyway, that might be his other one.

[1690] He's got several.

[1691] But his new one just dropped on Netflix like a few weeks ago.

[1692] Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[1693] I don't think it's thoughts and prayers.

[1694] I think thoughts and prayers is fire in the maternity word.

[1695] Close.

[1696] Fire in the maternity ward.

[1697] So what he does is he works on the material for a year.

[1698] Like in L .A., he just does like little sets here and there and puts together as hour.

[1699] Then he takes his hour on the road and does clubs for a year.

[1700] Just clubs for one year.

[1701] Then he does theaters for a year.

[1702] Three.

[1703] And at the end of that year, he films.

[1704] So every three years.

[1705] Yeah.

[1706] Which is not a bad idea if you don't get tired of your shit.

[1707] The problem is you do a lot of sets.

[1708] I got to do four sets tonight sometimes.

[1709] I get really tired of your shit.

[1710] I get tired.

[1711] I get tired of new bits.

[1712] Yeah.

[1713] Especially you're doing that many times.

[1714] Yeah, it's hard to stay motivated.

[1715] It's the same bit, yeah?

[1716] Yeah, but it's also, look, I feel so lucky that I can do it.

[1717] I feel so lucky.

[1718] Like, every time I go to do a set, like, I went to the store last night and hanging out in the back with Fitzsimmons and Ian Edwards and Owen Smith, who I'm trying to convince Owen Smith and never write again because I think he's the fucking.

[1719] Owen Smith, can't bring him up, Jim?

[1720] Dude, you got to come see him.

[1721] That guy's a monster.

[1722] He's so good.

[1723] He's so good.

[1724] Owen Smith is so good, and he's got this gig where he's always writing.

[1725] But there's a writer strike right now.

[1726] He's a writer for like a major series.

[1727] He's sitcoms and shit.

[1728] But, dude, his stand -ups out of control.

[1729] So he came with us to that's him.

[1730] Oh, he's super nice.

[1731] Dude, he's the best.

[1732] He's really nice.

[1733] So it was a little Josh Martin.

[1734] Josh's fucking hilarious too.

[1735] Chito Santino.

[1736] He was a killer show.

[1737] We did two shows at the improv.

[1738] We're doing more of those too.

[1739] Ian's a fucking killer.

[1740] He's a killer, but he's a writer too.

[1741] Yep.

[1742] Same deal.

[1743] Same deal.

[1744] And I try to talk to him about it too.

[1745] Ian's been on the road with me for years and years.

[1746] He opened for me when I did.

[1747] triggered he took i've taken him on the road for years he's also the nicest guy in the world he's so nice to the nicest guy so santino santino's a nice he's a man's man santino's the best i love that guy i love me too i have a close bond was in shout out the cheeto um you know who i podcast tiger bell i did with bobby lee yeah i told him i said you owe it you owe it to comedy do a fucking special man yeah at least 30 minutes and he goes and he goes i think that's my rogan won't have me on He's disappointed me. I went, I just think you need to get your shit together to do a special, man. First of all, that's not true that I won't have him on.

[1748] Every time I say, do you want to come on my podcast?

[1749] He runs away.

[1750] He's sleeping.

[1751] He gets panicky.

[1752] Well, he doesn't wake up to one.

[1753] But he gets panicky.

[1754] I don't know why.

[1755] He's a great dude.

[1756] He's got stuff in his head that shouldn't be in there.

[1757] He's not so smart, dude.

[1758] He has a lot to say.

[1759] Oh, yeah.

[1760] I love Bobby Lee.

[1761] He'd be great on here.

[1762] Dude, I've been friends with Bobby Lee since 96.

[1763] He's been in a comedy for a hot second.

[1764] No, that dude forever.

[1765] He probably just started doing comedy then He almost got me killed a strip club In San Diego That's where he started Mexican gangbangers Tattoos on their face And long black hair Bobby Lee's trying to tell their girlfriend To give him a lap dance And I had to grab him And drag him the fuck out of here I'm like listen to me Bobby Listen to me Those guys are serious We gotta get the fuck out of here now And he's like fuck those guys I'm gonna do shit I'm gonna go I will fucking leave you here I'm like I'm going I jumped in my super turbo And we fucking hauled ass out of there And Bobby Lee was in the backseat I was like, Bobby, shut the fuck up.

[1766] They were going to kill you.

[1767] You have no idea.

[1768] Oh, my God.

[1769] There's certain dudes, you looked him in the eye and you go, oh, this guy's for real.

[1770] They got the eyes of a great white shark.

[1771] Yeah, and like, look, I'm not the most street smart, dude.

[1772] I'm not saying that, but.

[1773] I can read a room, though.

[1774] I can read predators.

[1775] Yeah.

[1776] I've been around a lot of fucking stone cold killers in my life.

[1777] I'm out.

[1778] I saw that guy, and I was like, oh, okay, sir.

[1779] I'm going to just take my little friend and stuff him in the backseat in my fucking Japanese car and peel out of here.

[1780] Is it Toyota Super?

[1781] Yeah, dude.

[1782] Dude, it was scary.

[1783] Bobby was so ridiculous.

[1784] He's like, you're not going to do shit.

[1785] I'm like going, Jesus Christ.

[1786] I was like, get in the fucking car, man. Come on.

[1787] So funny.

[1788] We got to get out of here.

[1789] That was my introduction to Bobby Lee.

[1790] Because he was working at the La Jolla comedy store.

[1791] I said he was a door guy there.

[1792] Yeah, yeah.

[1793] That's how he started.

[1794] I don't even remember how we wound up at that fucking strip club.

[1795] Because like all I remember was like the world zoomed in.

[1796] Like I was looking at it through a toilet paper roll.

[1797] And I'm looking at this Mexican gangbanger who stood up with his head.

[1798] hands out there like this and Bobby Lee is acting like it's not a big deal and I'm like oh my god we're gonna die holy fuck it was like there's moments where you're like oh you almost get hit by a car who like that's that's what it felt like I was like oh my god Bobby like that guy's a real criminal like this is we're gonna get out of here and his girl was one of the dancers and Bobby was apparently trying to get his girl to give him a lap dance oh we ran out of there man we fucking hauled ass I drove very fast and I got off the first exit and I turned around and I went back the other way just in case someone was following me I was making sure no one was following me I was like this is real Bobby Bobby's hilarious we're talking about La Jolla comedy club I was telling how like special is to me and I was talking about staying in the condo and I was telling I go oh it was redone it and Jim Carrey stayed there and he's my hero so you know for me especially us man we have a deal he goes I wish I had the same kind of admiration for that comedy store La Jolla condo he goes because when I was there.

[1799] I forget the comic's name is some gay comic.

[1800] He goes, they used to take like 14 dudes back there and run trains and come all over the walls.

[1801] He goes, that's why the walls were blue for a long time and went, oh.

[1802] I don't know if that's true.

[1803] Jesus Christ, Bobby.

[1804] I don't know if that's a lot of, he's a lot of adding to that.

[1805] Maybe there's just one guy busting or not on the wall.

[1806] A few guys came in some guys.

[1807] You know gay dudes in Sandy are running train?

[1808] It's not that far fetched.

[1809] Yeah.

[1810] You know what I'm saying?

[1811] Do you know who the Hodge twins are.

[1812] You know, those guys are?

[1813] Do you know?

[1814] Bodybuild .com.

[1815] They have a fucking, there's a, they were reading an article about men getting pregnant, like that women aren't the only ones that can get pregnant.

[1816] Oh, hell, no. Because the way they talk, you know, you know the way they talk.

[1817] They're big old jack dudes, you know, and.

[1818] I've had them on the podcast.

[1819] They're great.

[1820] Have you?

[1821] Yeah.

[1822] And they get seriously amped up, but they were talking about busted and nut inside a dude's ass that you cannot get them pregnant, no matter how deep you go in that man's anus.

[1823] And they're the same.

[1824] They're like, yeah, they talk fucking like dudes, dudes.

[1825] Because people are saying some crazy shit.

[1826] That's not real.

[1827] That's a crazy shit to say.

[1828] Oh, yes.

[1829] Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes.

[1830] Yes, yes.

[1831] This is a real argument.

[1832] You know, Yale started putting tampons dispensers in the fuck out of there.

[1833] In the men's room because they said, not everyone who menstruates is a woman.

[1834] Hi.

[1835] My son ain't going to Yale.

[1836] Hi, welcome to the upside down world.

[1837] Did you ever, uh, Did you ever watch Stranger Things?

[1838] I feel like I'm too drunk for this.

[1839] Do you ever watch Stranger Things?

[1840] Yeah, fuck yeah, I love that.

[1841] Yeah, we're in the upside down.

[1842] We're in the world is upside down right now.

[1843] That's what's happening.

[1844] That's so disappointing.

[1845] We're flipped over to the other side.

[1846] People are getting, they're so progressive.

[1847] They're literally denying science for feelings.

[1848] Do you feel like a woman?

[1849] Then you're a woman.

[1850] Yeah.

[1851] What the fuck?

[1852] I get her to identify as a woman.

[1853] Do you feel like a man?

[1854] Well, then you're a man. That's so strange.

[1855] And you're pregnant, amazing man. Bro, congratulations.

[1856] You're going to make the best mom, dad, whatever the fuck.

[1857] you are ever dad mom these dudes are coming in dude's asses say they can break it's a funny it's a funny little thing that they did did you find it i was looking for it and they made i stumbled across something else they just talked about which you're just talking about they're all over youtube they're yeah what is this meet the formerly transgender man who now identifies as a genderless alien oh yeah i've seen that dude we showed that guy before his surgery and shit oh yeah he thinks he's an alien he said a bunch of surgery to look like an alien i don't give a fuck just don't force it on me that I have to, if I fucking call you a hymn.

[1858] Yeah, I say congratulations to them.

[1859] Yeah, there you go.

[1860] Congratulations.

[1861] You've made it.

[1862] Yeah, congrats, man. Look, a lot of people want to be special, but they don't want to work for it.

[1863] And the problem with that is you get that kind of shit.

[1864] You get people that are pretending to be something super special.

[1865] So they get attention.

[1866] So they get attention.

[1867] And you're not doing anything.

[1868] And there's nothing there.

[1869] You know, what I really love, I had Eddie Isern on, who's probably one of the most famous transgender people ever.

[1870] and just I didn't know it's transgendered I saw your picture just decided that's what he likes and once you get past that and you just talk to him he's amazing human's a human man he's amazing I don't care what I care is when you say crazy things like men can get pregnant that's insane that's not real have you had Kristen Beck on the Navy SEAL no and was run for governor I don't know what she's doing now but we Cal and I went to lunch with her afterwards normal shit man also talks like like you're like oh when you were in battle this and just talks like like a fucking human I didn't give a fuck I don't want to wear a dress yeah everyone's looking at you because you got the physique of me and you got a fucking miniskirt on all right whatever who cares you give the fuck once you get used to it like you're used to the way people dress period you're used to everything you know it's just nonsense it's nonsense like I don't care as long as you're not hurting me or hurting someone else I don't care.

[1871] Or pushing it on me?

[1872] Yeah, I don't care.

[1873] Yeah, don't push it on me. Did Eddie Izard say what?

[1874] Like, he always felt like that?

[1875] This is a man, can have babies now?

[1876] They're hilarious, by the way.

[1877] Look at how angry.

[1878] Shout out to the Hodgson's.

[1879] Yeah.

[1880] We get into the back.

[1881] Play this, Jamie.

[1882] Can we play it or we get pulled?

[1883] We'll probably get pulled.

[1884] It's on Twitter.

[1885] No, no, no, no, it's there.

[1886] Can we hear the audio, though?

[1887] No, no, no, no. We'll just tell people what is the, it just says men can have babies now and it's on Twitter.

[1888] I couldn't find it on YouTube.

[1889] That's on Twitter.

[1890] Can we hear it?

[1891] No, no, no, no. Really?

[1892] Yeah, bro, Combi Right law is no joke on YouTube.

[1893] It doesn't matter.

[1894] We'd have to edit it out later.

[1895] Oh, fuck.

[1896] Haters.

[1897] It's just, look, YouTube's in a weird place right now in terms of copyright.

[1898] And we've gotten claims on us for watching something on a screen in the background.

[1899] Like you see a picture in a picture and you don't even hear it.

[1900] And they want all the ad revenue for the entire show.

[1901] Dude, how about the, oh, gee, that's ridiculous.

[1902] It's hilarious.

[1903] How about that when the Combine guy were talking about his dick, that got flagged when I was like oh you see his dick popped out tagged for nudity yeah come on man it's fucking black and you'd have to pop out and you'd have to pause it and just go frame by frame we go is that the dick it's kind of pixelated and it's on there for half a second you don't even know what you're looking at if I don't tell you well what YouTube is doing is making a boatload of cash they know what they're doing oh my god they just don't want anything to get in the way they run the world Well, between Facebook, YouTube, Twitter, and Instagram, Facebook owns Instagram.

[1904] No, they all own the world.

[1905] Look, Facebook is changing elections.

[1906] Facebook is influencing the way the world votes.

[1907] Do you hear what they're going to start doing with, I think it's Instagram.

[1908] They're going to start, you can as the user, your owner of your own page, but the rest of the world can't see your followers and likes.

[1909] Huh.

[1910] That's interesting.

[1911] Because kids in high school, and I can, with a three -year -old son, it's a scary world with social media, I'm sure with your daughters you can understand is people suicide especially in teenage girls has never been higher because they're putting so much so much ways on their social media so how many followers how many likes they get so if you get rid of that might help well you know they're reaching the same kind of people that we're talking about we're talking about haters but they're reaching it like local like their friends and people from school and they're shitting on each other being mean to each other and they don't understand what that does to a person yet they don't have compassion the way a grown adult has where they understand they have perspective they understand what kind of emotional influence it's going to have on a person when you shit on them like that i've seen it happen man it's not pretty but also like when you and i were bullied especially you back in the day when you were bullied you could go home you'd think about it but you didn't have to constantly get it right now if your daughter's bullied at school well she goes home at three o 'clock and those kids are on media yeah and then they gang up and then this person from another school gangs up yeah this person from ohio gang's up and then they're all fucking taken forever.

[1912] I've seen them play little games with each other too.

[1913] It's weird.

[1914] It's weird watching kids play little emotional head games with each other.

[1915] It's like, Jesus Christ.

[1916] Like people are button pushers, right?

[1917] They see a button, they push it.

[1918] They want to see what it does.

[1919] They find out it does something.

[1920] They want to push it again and make it do that thing again.

[1921] When you find out you can make someone upset, you press their buttons.

[1922] You know, there's girlfriends to do that, boyfriends that do that, friends, lovers, family members.

[1923] People press buttons.

[1924] I've had family members that would do that.

[1925] They would just press buttons just to fuck with you.

[1926] But even on social media, it's like people can press buttons if you let them know that that button gets to you, right?

[1927] I never punched down.

[1928] So if it's a guy with an egg for an avatar, someone I don't know, I never, ever, very rarely I'll punch down in a comic back.

[1929] Never.

[1930] That's what they want, right?

[1931] What's interesting to me is it affects people like Kevin Durant, who's possibly the best basketball player on Planet Earth.

[1932] And he just got in a Twitter war with just, like, he's been known to have face.

[1933] accounts burner accounts defending himself online yeah caught doing that he this this um this guy who works a commentator an analyst for fox was like oh critiquing him he started firing back at him then another guy like a troll with 55 followers talk shit to him he fires back what are you doing but here's the here's the message when i see all that i'm like god what the fuck is he doing i'm like holy fuck, if Kevin Durant, who's worth $600 million, the best basketball player on planet Earth, if it affects him, what do you think a 13 -year -old girl with body issues is feeling like?

[1934] That's what's scary.

[1935] Or boy.

[1936] Boy or a girl.

[1937] Any little kids?

[1938] The suicide with teenage girls is a lot higher.

[1939] Have you ever read Jonathan Haidt's books on that?

[1940] Jonathan Haidt, who's been on my podcast, Callan knows him.

[1941] I think maybe Callan talked to him, too, I believe.

[1942] But he wrote a book called The Coddling of the American Mind.

[1943] And part of the book was about the influence of social media and what it's happening.

[1944] When did he write it?

[1945] A couple years ago.

[1946] Yeah.

[1947] Maybe a year ago.

[1948] Oh, okay.

[1949] So pretty recent.

[1950] Yeah.

[1951] Because you'd have to be up to date to get this shit.

[1952] He's brilliant.

[1953] Okay.

[1954] He's brilliant.

[1955] I really enjoy talking to him.

[1956] It's one of those things where you go, yeah, this is nothing that we're designed for.

[1957] It's not normal.

[1958] You know, when girls talk shit about you across the, you know, like you see them across the breezeway.

[1959] Like you're walking your classroom, they're over there, and they're talking shit about it.

[1960] You're like, fuck those bitches.

[1961] But if they're saying it online and you read it on a Facebook page, eh, her ankles are fat, fucking loser.

[1962] Get that nose job, L -O -L.

[1963] And kids will do shit like that to each other.

[1964] Get that nose job, L -O -L.

[1965] Yeah.

[1966] Kids will do shit like that to each other.

[1967] But if you read it, now all of a sudden it impacts you.

[1968] It hits you in a way that it doesn't hit you if you see them talking shit.

[1969] If I see some dudes talking shit about me and they're over there, I'm like, yeah.

[1970] Oh, you really talking shit?

[1971] shit, what are you doing?

[1972] You feel good, feel good insulting people, you fucking losers.

[1973] Concentrate in your own life.

[1974] Get your shit together.

[1975] What about online?

[1976] Like you ever go to, you've never read a comment.

[1977] Oh, I've read comments before, but I don't read them anymore because of that.

[1978] Did it affect you?

[1979] It affected me when I first started being on the internet.

[1980] But over the course of my being on the internet, I've learned how to not emotionally engage with shit.

[1981] Well, you just learn what that is.

[1982] I know what people are.

[1983] Like, if I've done something.

[1984] that was poor and it wasn't good and someone said that sucked it burns but you know why it burns because they're right it's true because they're right yeah when that happens that's an opportunity to get better that's what that is that's an opportunity to look at yourself to reassess start from scratch just look at it with fresh renewed vigor and understanding that the negative consequences of failing or doing poorly or you know just not putting enough attention into something you're pretty on though what do you mean like lately you're not i'm sure what's the last thing you did that you got negative but it doesn't matter i did that's how i looked at it it's like but that's one of the reasons why because i'm always tweaking it like that and i'll have sets that are off and a lot of the times the sets that are off because i'm experimenting with shit i'm moving stuff around you know that doesn't matter but it does why i don't like it i don't like when the sets don't go oh no no no when i don't do well i'm not i'm not listening to what other people are saying I'm my own worst critic.

[1985] You have to.

[1986] So the bottom of mind is if they're wrong, like if someone says something and they're wrong, it's like, I don't care.

[1987] Like, it just doesn't bother me if you say mean things and you're wrong, I don't care.

[1988] But if you're right, I care.

[1989] And the reason why I care is because I haven't done a good job.

[1990] So I care more about what I've failed at than the person's opinions.

[1991] You can't be all invested in people's opinions of people you don't know because everyone's words look the same when they're typed out.

[1992] Yeah.

[1993] Like, you don't get to see, if there was like an intelligence quotient, an emotional intelligence, a social intelligence, if you could find out how disturbed somebody was by their text, just looking at it, you'd get a better understanding of whether or not you should listen to this person's opinion.

[1994] But when you just look at text, it could be...

[1995] It's very black and white.

[1996] Yeah, I mean, it could be Cornell Rest wrote that, or it could be fucking Richard Spencer wrote it.

[1997] It's just words.

[1998] Like, it doesn't, you don't convey who the person is from those words.

[1999] It's very difficult.

[2000] So someone can say something insulting or shitty to you designed to try to get you.

[2001] They're just trying to hope to get you.

[2002] Why do you think it's such?

[2003] Why do you think it's so?

[2004] You get it?

[2005] I don't get it.

[2006] I do get it because they're helpless.

[2007] They're helpless.

[2008] So that's why there's so much negativity on social media?

[2009] That's part of the reason why.

[2010] But should be a positive atmosphere for some?

[2011] Yeah, but you're positive.

[2012] You have a fucking Ferrari.

[2013] You live in a mansion.

[2014] It's easy.

[2015] You're a handsome guy.

[2016] You're 10 feet tall.

[2017] It's all good things.

[2018] He's got a giant dicker here.

[2019] You've got big dick energy.

[2020] It's all right.

[2021] All these things are fun.

[2022] But also worked for it.

[2023] You didn't work for that dick I was born with this thing Yeah that's what I'm saying You work for some things I'm sure it is Poor boy You had You've had many good breaks Some people have had none Some people have had none And they also have a phone And they have a Twitter account And they're like fuck you Yeah but fuck you in your Ferrari Fuck you in your mansion Fuck you and everything You stand for Because they can't see A real path Like if you're standing there But that's why they're a loser Because you're getting online You're speying out hate because you're not happy with your life.

[2024] Or they're 17.

[2025] Like, they don't get it yet.

[2026] Let's say they're not 17.

[2027] But there's a lot of that.

[2028] Or there's 17.

[2029] They used to be a loser at 17.

[2030] Now they're 27 and nothing's gotten much better.

[2031] There's a lot of that.

[2032] And do you think going on Instagram and shitting on someone who's successful is going to get you to where you want to go?

[2033] No, unless you're really funny.

[2034] There are people that just...

[2035] Then do a comment.

[2036] Yeah, there's some comment.

[2037] You'll have a section where we read off the people roasting us.

[2038] We read it back and forth to each other.

[2039] Some people are good.

[2040] Some people are hilarious.

[2041] Most are awful.

[2042] There's people that have, like, formulated a comedy career from Dunkin on folks online, right?

[2043] Yeah, but that would be the minority, right?

[2044] Jenny Johnson, hi -five?

[2045] That would be the minority, though, yeah?

[2046] Yeah, but if you're a good writer, here's the thing.

[2047] The world is not, it's like good ideas and good writing and being funny.

[2048] It's not exclusive to professionals.

[2049] There's a lot of people out there who are really funny who never figure out a way to do it.

[2050] Capitalize on it.

[2051] Yeah, look, dude, when I'm not.

[2052] I was a fucking open micer when I was first starting out.

[2053] I worked for a guy named Dave Dolan.

[2054] He's dead now.

[2055] He's a private investigator.

[2056] To this day, one of the funniest fucking dudes I've ever met in my life.

[2057] We used to call him Dynamite Dickless Dave Dolan.

[2058] He was an animal.

[2059] Hold on.

[2060] Hold on.

[2061] Dynamite Dickless Dave.

[2062] Triple D. He died a few years back, but he's one of the rare people that I save his voicemails.

[2063] You know, he saved people's voicemails.

[2064] I used to.

[2065] After they're dead.

[2066] Yeah.

[2067] Like, he's one of those guys.

[2068] I'm never fucking deleted.

[2069] How'd he pass away?

[2070] Listen to this.

[2071] I can't wait for this.

[2072] Dickless Dave here.

[2073] How Boston is that?

[2074] It's hard to hear it because I can't put it on speaker for whatever.

[2075] Dickless Dave here.

[2076] Why doesn't it not go on speaker?

[2077] What did he pass away from?

[2078] Oh, he got cancer.

[2079] He's so Boston.

[2080] He left me this long, sweet email or a voicemail.

[2081] But I never delete that.

[2082] I love that guy forever.

[2083] But when we were friends, when he was alive, I always said, why don't you do comedy?

[2084] Why the fuck are you not a comedian?

[2085] He was one of the funniest human beings about, like Joey Diaz level funny.

[2086] Why didn't he do it?

[2087] I don't know, man. She didn't have the balls.

[2088] You like being a private investigator, like busting people.

[2089] He got to kick out.

[2090] It was a game for him.

[2091] That works for him then.

[2092] And his cousin, rather, was Billy Downs, and Billy Downs owned the comedy connection.

[2093] Oh, wow.

[2094] Yeah, it was crazy.

[2095] It was easier than for most people.

[2096] When I started working for him, I had no idea that he was Billy Downs cousin.

[2097] And I responded to an ad in a newspaper where a private investigator needed an assistant.

[2098] Oh, type of who a great, what a great job.

[2099] Like, as you're trying to be a comedian, be a private investigator's assistant, it's going to be awesome.

[2100] But what he really needed was a driver.

[2101] He lost his license from driving while intoxicated.

[2102] He's awesome.

[2103] He was the best.

[2104] But he quit.

[2105] He quit boo's fucking cold turkey right then and there and didn't go to meetings, didn't do any of that shit.

[2106] Just quit.

[2107] Gangster.

[2108] Oh, man, he was a beautiful person.

[2109] But he was one of the funniest people I ever met my life.

[2110] life.

[2111] That guy, if he had Twitter and he would just want to dunk on people, he would have been fucking you up, man, you would have read his shit and fall on the ground laughing.

[2112] He was just funny.

[2113] Funny people are just funny.

[2114] Funny is not exclusive to professionals.

[2115] Yeah, I agree.

[2116] You are or you aren't.

[2117] You can cultivate it.

[2118] I know some comedians that weren't that good and they got way, way, way, way better.

[2119] But I'm sure they were, but being a comedian, then also being funny in person, it's a little bit of different.

[2120] It's different.

[2121] Yeah.

[2122] Some people are just, they're just funny.

[2123] Like Richard Jenny, who's in my mind, one of the best comedians.

[2124] of all time he was always real somber in person like he's never it was never really serious he's depressed which is why he killed himself just wasn't happy this wasn't it's kind of a bum comfortable in his own skin and there's comedians like that now even at the store so yeah you meet him you're like oh wow you're you're very serious how about brodie you know brodie mean he was that serious and with at least around me the few times when I was around him he he was fun he would get dark he would get dark I didn't know I'm not enough I'm not going to pretend I did Around me, he was always very cool.

[2125] Yeah, I mean, I think guys like you and I, one thing, especially coming from athletics, coming from martial arts, you're more likely to, like, suck it up, and you're more likely to not give in to the negative demons, and you're also more likely to exercise regularly, you're more likely to.

[2126] So when you see someone who's struggling with something they shouldn't be struggling with, you're like, but you're good.

[2127] It's frustrating.

[2128] Hey, you're good, though.

[2129] I know.

[2130] It's frustrating for me. Why you bummed out?

[2131] You're fucking you're really good Like if you are doing really good As a comic You know you'll call me up And you'll say pro Fucking killed tonight It was amazing I had such a great I said I'm like that's great That's awesome Yeah but it's not bragging No no no no it's happiness Yeah I tell you because I know you relate to it So Brody who was a murderer You could never say he was great You could never say like Brody You fucking kill me He would he would like skirt around He'd like Rogan Always supportive Rogan Yeah they've got my back Yeah deflect it.

[2132] It would always deflect it.

[2133] He never, I don't think he wanted to, I don't think he wanted to accept the fact that people loved him.

[2134] Like when, you know, when he would have a great set, it would almost like, it wouldn't elevate him.

[2135] Like some guys get off state, like Hinchcliff, Hinchcliff will murder, he'll get off stage, he'll be like, woo.

[2136] Yeah, you'll know.

[2137] He'll come in the green room where the car, so his eyes would be giant, he'll high five everybody.

[2138] I love that.

[2139] He's feeling it, you know, but Brody didn't get like that.

[2140] You know, and I'm not saying Theo's the same in any regards to what Brody was suffering with, but, you know, Theo has his demons, whatever.

[2141] It's very, it's out there.

[2142] I'm not outing.

[2143] Theo's the same way where he'll do a set.

[2144] I'm like, dude, that's one of the best things I've ever seen, man. I'm like, get the fuck.

[2145] Stop.

[2146] Get the fuck.

[2147] I'm like, no, no, I'm telling you, it's so good, dude.

[2148] It's a version of it.

[2149] Correct.

[2150] He's got his own version.

[2151] It's not as extreme as police.

[2152] Everyone has their monsters.

[2153] Yeah, but like a guy like you or me were very, your goal oriented.

[2154] You're trying to get better at things.

[2155] You see things.

[2156] That's how you got good at Jiu -Jitsu.

[2157] It's how you got good at fighting, so you get good at fighting, so you get good at by focusing on it and setting goals and trying to get better and better.

[2158] And when you do get better, you celebrate.

[2159] You enjoy it.

[2160] It's fun.

[2161] It's exciting.

[2162] Some people don't get that feeling, man. They don't never get those highs.

[2163] Those highs just don't exist.

[2164] And for me, you know, what gets me more than anything now is new stuff.

[2165] What gets me more than anything is creation.

[2166] It's like those little things you come up with those nuggets like if you do my walking show and I'll walk away I go oh fuck how come in the back go dude I wrote down what I was killed I'm like oh my god you're recording right you record yeah and I go I can run with that goes there's something there then I'll walk away on like the highest high man it's amazing those shows you know what's interesting is hanging around you as much as I have is you're serious but you and I are more similar than like me or Dilley or me and Callan Cal and Dilley are so silly all the time Delia might be funnier offstage he's amazing on stage but he's so funny offstage Brian's so funny off stage where they're constantly on like they get around they mess around all the time and you're like you don't have to be that way I thought for the long as I had to act that way because I hung out with Brian and and Delia so much I'm like this I don't want to do like I just want to chill and do my set and then talk about cars or whatever and get the fuck out or be myself I'm not them I don't want I have to be on and fuck around all.

[2167] I don't like fuck around all the time.

[2168] Well, DeLean and Cowan, they avoid real conversations.

[2169] They don't talk.

[2170] They just fake insult each other.

[2171] Yeah, they just insult each other.

[2172] Where I'm like, all right, well, all right, what else, man?

[2173] Did you see what Calan did?

[2174] Callan got boxing mitts made that have Delea's face on it?

[2175] That's fake.

[2176] Oh, someone put those on there.

[2177] Someone put it on the Photoshop?

[2178] Yeah, someone put those on there.

[2179] That's amazing.

[2180] He did a great job.

[2181] It's hilarious, though.

[2182] I thought he actually had Mitz made up.

[2183] I was like, that's hilarious.

[2184] fuck to them but those guys are so that like that's that's who they are they're counting if it's a room of three or 30 yeah he's gonna entertain him he's the he's the he's the you know the the clown that's why i took him hunting that's not me man that's not that's not what i want to do i want to talk me either that's about your family yeah and then go on stage and be funny yeah look at him there look at bryant count throwing punches like a guy who's never been punched he's gonna be so pissed he said that Maybe those are real.

[2185] I think they put it up all they did put...

[2186] You're right.

[2187] You're right.

[2188] It's pretty goddamn real.

[2189] You're right, brother.

[2190] It is no way it can be fake.

[2191] Whenever I see Count Hint Myths, I fast forward, I go to the next page.

[2192] I know.

[2193] He's so silly.

[2194] He's so silly.

[2195] How's he getting into boxing at 80 years old?

[2196] Look at this.

[2197] And he keeps telling me his shoulders are fine.

[2198] I'm like, well, why are you punching so slow then?

[2199] If your shoulders are fine, what is wrong?

[2200] It's like, are you in a room with thick air?

[2201] He's obsessed with it.

[2202] Like, what is happening at high altitude to all this?

[2203] The altitude, if there's no altitude, at least your hands would move quicker.

[2204] That's real.

[2205] Do you know that?

[2206] That's with ballistics, with archery, you shoot high at high altitude.

[2207] Oh, really?

[2208] Yes.

[2209] Because there's less drag.

[2210] That makes sense.

[2211] There's less air.

[2212] Why is his hands moving so slow?

[2213] He's going to be so sad.

[2214] It's weird.

[2215] He's been boxing with private lessons for a while.

[2216] He goes, Wayne thinks, you know, I could probably fight pro.

[2217] I went, Callan.

[2218] Stop.

[2219] I went, Callan, you're paying that man money.

[2220] And I love Wayne.

[2221] Here's the problem.

[2222] I said, you're 50 -something years old, and you're paying that man money.

[2223] So if you went Cal and you look terrible, you're going to go, well, you're the one coaching me. So of course.

[2224] And I went, let me ask you something.

[2225] You play tennis, right?

[2226] You go, yeah, I went.

[2227] You hit with a pro, right?

[2228] He goes, yeah, I went, you pay him, right?

[2229] And I go, has he ever told you?

[2230] He thinks you could maybe compete?

[2231] He goes, yeah, I went, that's what they do.

[2232] Yeah.

[2233] Because they got to show progress and hype you up.

[2234] Otherwise, if he's like, dude, you're awful.

[2235] never fight again you're not going to keep paying them dude isn't it great though that's counting this just people that's counting in a nutshell though it's just great people that do that coach you that blow smoke up your ass got to be super careful those super careful when eddy students had this guy who was he was a jihistu guy and uh he was fighting in the ufc and his coach his moitai coach was like he's bangkok ready he's and i was like whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa like as a striker i was like no he's not like what are you talking about like they they blow smoke they get a fat one of these Tommy Chong joints like this firecracker look at this joint that's a firecracker for and they stuff this in your asshole now they blow that smoke because you're like this on the other end and you start believing it man you start believing I'm gonna go to bankrock fuck those dudes up I always told Eddie should make a shirt it says Bangkok ready I think he did did he make somebody made a shirt that said but you remember that story You remember that Fascinating story I was there I was in the locker room When he said he's Bangkok ready There's not a better term ever Well it's not a better term ever Especially when you know the guy It's not an elite striker And you're like Oh Jesus Christ Are you Bangkok ready?

[2236] Hmm Yeah I'd watch him kick the bag And I'd be like Oh no You better take this guy down Take this guy down And get your strangle on son Your strangle on son So I should have told Sage wasn't Bangkok ready Sage was not one championship ready Sage, you know, he's an alpha male now, right?

[2237] Is he still there?

[2238] I believe so.

[2239] Who left Alpha male recently?

[2240] Did Lance Palmer relieve?

[2241] I think Lance Palmer went to Mark Henry.

[2242] Who's the chick?

[2243] The badass.

[2244] Cynthia.

[2245] Calvio?

[2246] Yeah, she left.

[2247] I don't know.

[2248] Almost positive she left.

[2249] She's a badass.

[2250] You know, I mean, I don't know what they're doing over there, so I can't really comment.

[2251] I don't either.

[2252] But I do know that when Bang Ludwig was there, they were making some giant ass fucking progress.

[2253] Everybody started moving better.

[2254] Everybody started putting together combinations better.

[2255] Look, you need a head coach.

[2256] Fighters need a head coach.

[2257] And even then you might not win, right?

[2258] No, it's tough enough.

[2259] You need a head coach.

[2260] You need a beast.

[2261] Look, if I was competing, really?

[2262] If I was a young man and I was thinking about fighting in MMA, I'd probably move to Montreal.

[2263] I go to Montreal or I was talking to Dustin about this, at ATT.

[2264] There's so many guys, especially guys in the UFC.

[2265] they get there and they're the big swinging dicks at their small gym they come to ATT and they're expecting the same attention it's you know two problems with two problems with south florida pussy and cocaine i don't know cocaine is not i've never tried it me neither i've never done it i was like said that oh a lot of pussy brazilian spanish cubanian i'd say that's a reason to go down there bro your dick is going to be hard every time the wind blows you're going to be excited and you're not going to be focusing and you're going to get cracked.

[2266] Yeah, so maybe New Mexico, huh?

[2267] Also, Montreal has hot -ass girls.

[2268] The other thing about, this is, I really believe, about some camps can have too many killers and you can get fucked up as you're trying to learn and grow and you never have enough guys that are, that you could practice on.

[2269] I think A .K .A., because they're so tough, they've injured each other.

[2270] Oh, they're animals.

[2271] I guess just get fucked up.

[2272] If I was wanted to learn how to wrestle and I wanted to be like a better wrestler.

[2273] If I'm Franciscano, I moved A .K. I agree.

[2274] Because D .C. has one fighting at Steve Bay left.

[2275] Yeah.

[2276] He's on his way out.

[2277] Cain's there.

[2278] You already beat him.

[2279] Go there, dude.

[2280] That's what I say.

[2281] That's what I say.

[2282] Yeah, he needs to learn how to grabling.

[2283] France.

[2284] Well, because he's fucking striking the power he has.

[2285] It's like such a fucking checkmate weapon.

[2286] Then no matter what anybody does, you're always ready for checkmate.

[2287] Boom!

[2288] It's like Wilder.

[2289] That kind of ridiculous power, you're always ready for checkmate.

[2290] You're always ready.

[2291] Wilders is even more impressive than Francis.

[2292] I don't know about that.

[2293] 13.

[2294] Let me tell you something.

[2295] That is amazing.

[2296] That is amazing.

[2297] Francis has to cut to 265.

[2298] Mark my motherfucking words.

[2299] If Francis Ngano decides to jump ship and go heavyway boxing, careful.

[2300] Where are you going with this?

[2301] He will nuke some fools.

[2302] Nukes some fools.

[2303] Not Wilder.

[2304] Oh, well, let's kind of take a long time to get to Wilder's level.

[2305] He's not young.

[2306] He's a world champion.

[2307] He's undefeated.

[2308] But if Francis and Gano is not ready to box it Wilder right now.

[2309] But let me tell you something.

[2310] He might, or he might connect.

[2311] No, come on.

[2312] Listen, Wilder's not the slickest guy in the world.

[2313] We're not talking about Muhammad Ali or Floyd Mayweather.

[2314] You're talking about Olympic -level boxing.

[2315] Well, sort of, a year and a half in.

[2316] He was in the Olympics, but he mostly gets by on power and range.

[2317] But Olympics's Olympics.

[2318] I agree.

[2319] Metal.

[2320] But he's a year and a half into boxing.

[2321] I mean, I think Francis probably could have...

[2322] He got 12 rounds with Tyson Fury.

[2323] He did?

[2324] No, there's no doubt about it.

[2325] He's amazing.

[2326] But if Francis has a problem with grappling, what does he not have a problem with striking?

[2327] He canos a ulcer o 'o.

[2328] In the UFC.

[2329] True.

[2330] True.

[2331] But Alistair Overeem is a world -class striker.

[2332] I mean, he's a kickboxer at the highest level, wins the K -1 Grand Prix.

[2333] I mean, he's knocked out Bader Harri.

[2334] He's beaten fucking Turkish Tyson.

[2335] For sure.

[2336] He's beating some good guys.

[2337] Francis Fawkes.

[2338] He's a little older.

[2339] A little older.

[2340] And here's the other thing.

[2341] If Alistair Overim entered the boxing room with Deonté Wilder, he went last a minute.

[2342] I agree with you.

[2343] However, maybe.

[2344] Well, if he could kick his legs No, I'm sorry, straight boxing That's what we're talking about But it was in Moy Thai fight I mean it was an MMA fight So he's allowed to do everything I know, I'm just saying If he was straight boxing You're talking about apples and oranges Right, but think about that If Deonté Wilder fought Alistair over him In an MMA fight right now How do you think that would go?

[2345] He'd finish him in under a minute He'd leg kicked the shit out of him Right He wouldn't even need He'd take him down and choke around Three seconds But he couldn't do that to Francis Ingano Couldn't leg kick him Couldn't keep him off him Because Francis and MMA But if Alster and Francis went to the box arena, they get absolutely annihilated.

[2346] I agree with you.

[2347] But the thing that's holding, well, unless they focused on it for as long as those guys did, but the thing that holds back Deonté Wilder from people, like, all the boxing pundits praising him, is that they think he has awkward technique.

[2348] He's wild.

[2349] But his results are spectacular, okay?

[2350] Francis and Ghanu, everybody he connects on other than Steepie goes night, Stipe is the only guy Stepe Sipe survived Stepe figured out how to use his championship medal and his grit and uses take downs and won the fight.

[2351] Derek Lillis ate some shots It was just a terrible fight That was a bad fight I don't even think that counts That doesn't count That fight is so That's such a mess From top to bottom That was the worst fight Maybe in the history of the fucking sport I agree They didn't throw anything It was so but the problem with that fight It was because they're such knockout artists You're expecting such fireworks Dude, it was a big disappointment.

[2352] I said to everybody, there is not a fucking way this fight can suck.

[2353] That's what I said.

[2354] You can never say that because it always sucks.

[2355] I know.

[2356] Whenever you say there's not a way this fight can suck, it's going to suck.

[2357] It was so disappointing, man. It was so disappointing.

[2358] It was.

[2359] But then when he comes back and he knocks out Curtis Blades.

[2360] For the second time, you know, which I thought Blades had a way better shot at him the second time.

[2361] Me too.

[2362] I actually thought he'd probably beat him.

[2363] Especially after the Francis and Gano fight.

[2364] Yes.

[2365] But it showed that, or the Derek Lewis.

[2366] fight right but it showed that ingano has really got it back together again and now he's fighting jd s they moved it though it was supposed to be in Vegas they moved it it's a dangerous fight for jDS it's right for both guys really but yeah yeah yeah i just think engano has if you're gonna stand in front of him man he's gonna hit you with something yeah that's the thing he's one of those i'm gonna hit you with something guys when he beat kane i was like holy fuck dude yeah man and he thought his leg blew out of so bad he really did he really did think that's what happened when you look at the replay he clearly got hit with an uppercut like a shelf there's a like a car went almost that's all it needs that guy all he needs is to touch you he just needs and the more he does it the more confident he gets in it the better he's only been fucking training for six years dude i want to get that in their head i want to see him versus john so bad him versus john jones yeah what do you think would happen i think john would take it down i think john smokes him john would take him down yeah and just listen john easily could be 240 pounds easily.

[2367] I think what he's doing is just he's going to clean out light heavyweight.

[2368] There's really no one there for him.

[2369] He's going to clean that out and then go to heavyweight.

[2370] Maybe.

[2371] Or maybe he just stays at light heavyweight and just goes down as the goat and just keeps beating the fuck out of all the contenders.

[2372] He is?

[2373] It's weird to be.

[2374] D .C. wants that fight again.

[2375] At light heavyweight.

[2376] I'm like, come on D. Does he?

[2377] Do it at least at heavyweight?

[2378] Heavyweight's the way to go.

[2379] That's an ego thing for D. D .C. gets past steep, which is a big if.

[2380] You got to realize, like, D .C. connected with that beautiful punch in the clinch, but Stipei has had over a year to stew on that.

[2381] It's been driving him fucking crazy.

[2382] I don't think that's a good thing.

[2383] I think it's good for Stipe.

[2384] Steepe's an animal.

[2385] I'm not worried about that.

[2386] I think he's going to be better.

[2387] I think ring rot's an issue.

[2388] I don't think so.

[2389] D .C .'s been way more active.

[2390] But Stipe's a real veteran, man. He's a real veteran, and he's a humble dude.

[2391] He's a hard ass.

[2392] He's not going to come in there with a lot of expectations on himself.

[2393] He's just going to do his best.

[2394] I think.

[2395] I'm not worried at all about the.

[2396] I think it's a tougher fight for D .C. Like, if Donald Soroni was taking a year plus off, and then we're going to fight for the title, I'd be like, ooh, I'd like Donald to get a fight in.

[2397] God, I wish you would do that.

[2398] You and I are off on this.

[2399] I wish Donald would take a fucking break and not fight Tony in a three days notice.

[2400] No, I agree with that, too.

[2401] I wish he would take a break and not fight Tony in three weeks notice.

[2402] But, three weeks after his last fight.

[2403] But when Donald fights a lot, as long as within reason, it's the best Donald.

[2404] That's what he wants.

[2405] Yes, he just likes to get in the groove He likes to stay active I think for Stepe Can't be champion to do that though Name someone who's done it go Yeah Name one guy Well everyone's different I'm not I'm just going off Who measurements There's no one who's that active Who's ever fought like the most As champion Who's fought the most The most Like the most Like active I know Who's the most active champion DC's pretty active At light heavy weight Pretty fucking active Pretty fucking active.

[2406] And I think John is trying to be really active.

[2407] I mean, think about it.

[2408] That whole division's fucked.

[2409] Yeah.

[2410] He's going to fight all of them and dip out and leave them like the fucking queen of the dragons.

[2411] Okay.

[2412] George St. Pierre fought 15 title bouts.

[2413] Wow.

[2414] He had 15 title bouts.

[2415] Wow.

[2416] That's crazy.

[2417] Randy Cotour 15.

[2418] How about Randy Cotour?

[2419] But that doesn't mean active.

[2420] All these years later.

[2421] Like that could have been 15 over seven years.

[2422] That's still.

[2423] All those years later, Randy Coe's tour is still tied for the record of the most title fights.

[2424] That's crazy.

[2425] Mighty Mouse, right under that with 14, Anderson, 13.

[2426] The difference is with all those guys, you know, I mean, it's all different eras, different divisions.

[2427] I think error means everything because I think what John's doing in the current era is more impressive than what Randy or George or any Anderson did.

[2428] Who do you think is ad -dangered in John right now?

[2429] There's no one.

[2430] At light heavyweight?

[2431] No one.

[2432] Absolutely no one.

[2433] Diego Santos.

[2434] I know we got a hype in him.

[2435] Like, oh, punch your chance.

[2436] Yeah, for sure, I get that.

[2437] There's no one at light heavy weight.

[2438] Maybe, you know what, Johnny Walker, but he's so far removed right now, he has to get by maybe three more guys before we start being like, yeah, he might be a threat, but he's maybe a potential.

[2439] Hope his shoulder's okay.

[2440] Mm -hmm.

[2441] If his shoulder's okay, what that guy does is crazy.

[2442] He starches people.

[2443] He starched Khalil Roundtree with an elbow in the clinch.

[2444] Remember that?

[2445] Yeah.

[2446] Vicious.

[2447] That crazy, this kind of elbow, one of them bad boys.

[2448] Vicious.

[2449] Kios him with that, and then Kios Misha Kornoff with a flying knee right to the fucking.

[2450] fucking chops freak he's a freak but he hasn't done it like john has to shogun who uh to fucking no comparison no comparison to anyone who's ever fought in the light heavy division and john jones right now there's no comparison there's no threats but except dc but dc lost he lost twice dc's not a threat at light heavyweight i still think he's a threat at light heavyweight i think he's a threat right now at heavyweight yes heavyweight he's a threat his power goes up we've seen how it works up for DC.

[2451] But what if DC got more dedicated and disciplined with his diet?

[2452] So what if DC fights against Depe and says, so when does this steepe fight happen?

[2453] Is it July?

[2454] July?

[2455] Okay.

[2456] So what if DC says, okay, August, September, let's plan for New Year's Eve with John Jones that weekend.

[2457] And he takes a week off, goes to fucking Mardi Gras, whatever the fucking wants to do, drink some drink some beer.

[2458] Shout out to New Orleans.

[2459] Yeah, have some pizza, kicks back.

[2460] Yeah.

[2461] And then goes on a serious diet with a real good nutritionist who's going to check his macros, make sure he's eating healthy food.

[2462] And you think that's why he's not being John?

[2463] No, but I'm saying where he could get down to 205 healthy, where he doesn't have any, look, Daniel Cormier, if there's anything that's ever held him back, he's not the best at his diet.

[2464] But that's what makes D .C. great.

[2465] Well, he's one of the things that makes him great.

[2466] He's a wrestler.

[2467] He's a fantastic wrestler.

[2468] That makes him great.

[2469] He's tough and shit.

[2470] that makes him great he's got his endurance is great incredible mental strength and that could be due to his body fat i don't know about all that that's some people say think about that think about the most shredded guys in the ufc well i don't mean he should get shredded what i mean is she he should make 205 with no problems where he could go to war for five rounds with a guy like john jones without weakening him i don't know if that's possible you might be right i don't know if it's in his dana especially at his age 40 years of age i think heavy weights the way to go i think heavyweight his power's up we saw that with stepe i think if he and he's going to connect, which he has in the clinch against John, the powers there.

[2471] I still think he'll be an underdog, but that gap narrows that heavyweight.

[2472] At light heavyweight, it doesn't, especially at his age.

[2473] I think it's even further apart now that John's being more active.

[2474] Well, maybe he wants to do that to prove a point.

[2475] Because if he beats John at heavyweight, his ego, man, fuck light heavyweight.

[2476] At heavyweight, dude, you're the champ.

[2477] John, if he wants to have that likes he fight, that rubber match, go there, even though he's two and up, go there and let's see what happens.

[2478] I kind of agree with you now.

[2479] Now that I'm thinking about it, I kind of agree with him.

[2480] Especially for DC, it's like DC, dude, if you beat John at heavyweight and you ride off from the sunset, game set match, best of all time to ever do it.

[2481] Right.

[2482] Like, how about this?

[2483] Tito Ortiz right now owns Chuck Liddell, right?

[2484] Chuck Lidale smashes him two times when they're in their prime, but then Tito knocked him out.

[2485] And Chuck looked terrible.

[2486] Tito caoed him.

[2487] It looked really bad, and Chuck will never fight again.

[2488] And Tito will always sleep at night knowing he's...

[2489] just fucked Chuck Liddell up.

[2490] Don't think about those other ones.

[2491] Right.

[2492] You don't even think about it.

[2493] He got it back.

[2494] He got it back in a big way.

[2495] And D .C., he got it back the way he wanted to.

[2496] He clipped him with the right hand, put his lights out, and then punched him a couple times when he's out.

[2497] And that's the rap play.

[2498] And for D .C., it's like, even after the John Loss, he went on to fucking heavyweight to knock out Stipe, who some can argue it's the best UFC heavyweight all the time.

[2499] He went on to beat Derek Lewis, who's so dangerous.

[2500] Yeah.

[2501] And then you, and let's say he beat Steepay for a second time, what the fuck you know what i was really impressed with i was really impressed with the way chuck handled that lost did you see the way chuck talked about it on instagram he just basically said you know hey man you know you you put yourself out there you go out there you set goals you know you you try and if you fail it doesn't doesn't mean you quit you get back on your horse and you yeah i can get right back to it yeah i try not to be so judgment he let go of all the hate and all the bullshit i was very impressed me too and i like chuck he's a good person i try Chuck is, if Tito's, or if, rather, John John's number one, Chuck's number two, so far as light heavyweights, great light heavyweights, he was the fucking man. I mean, when he defined the early days of the UFC, one of the things about the UFC was like this crazy thing, was like cage fighting, then here's this guy with painted toenails and a mohawk and a head tattoo, and he's just murking people, murking people.

[2502] Biggest, like, was like the first big, big star in our sport to transcend and go on to entourage and have commercials.

[2503] during those fucking automotive commercials lived like a rock star too I mean that dude went hard do you stand like to remember that one interview that he did where he was on something he was on all the drugs he's on everything and he's like doing morning TV he's like yeah I'd like to fight the Hulk I wish he was real isn't that great I love that shit I don't know what the fuck he's happened he was clearly on cloud nine like he's an animal man like a legit bonafide animal Who do you stand on letting those Whose responsibility is that the guys like B .J. Penn who keeps losing, to find his legacy now, guy like Anderson Silva, where do you stand on letting those guys fight?

[2504] It's a very good question.

[2505] If you're Dana White, what do you do?

[2506] Because at the end of the day, the commissions can go, all right, physically, yeah, man, he passed the fucking physical, so we got to let him fight.

[2507] But at the end of the day, if they don't have a resource or a job from the head, man, if Dana calls BJ or Chuck, just like he did with Chuck, he's like, I'm not giving you a venue to fight that.

[2508] It's not happening.

[2509] So I wonder at what point If you're Dana, let's say you're Dana At what point do you tell these guys stop fighting Because I feel like for Anderson Although I don't remember him that way The new generation is remember him for being this guy For BJ the new generation Only knows him as losing We know him as one of the greats So I feel like Here's my take on BJ To them to say you can't fight anymore I don't know BJ Is capable of competing At the level that he's competing at right now When he's losing to these guys I don't know if he is because it doesn't seem like he's capable of it.

[2510] He's lost, what, six in a row?

[2511] Yeah.

[2512] And if I looked at the BJ that I saw against Ryan Hall, up until the time he gets leg locked, he looks fucking great.

[2513] That happened fast, though, bro.

[2514] No, I know.

[2515] I'm with you.

[2516] I'm saying he looks like he's fit.

[2517] He looks like he's in shape.

[2518] He looks like he's a top fighter.

[2519] But he almost needs to fight a young guy coming up.

[2520] So we can see, when he fights Clay Guida or he fights someone like that, he's losing.

[2521] And then Ryan Holly's losing.

[2522] I feel like, I don't know.

[2523] He's not who he used to be.

[2524] No, obviously, you know, not.

[2525] But I don't even know where his head's at.

[2526] I feel like if I'm, if I'm Dana, I'm going, hey, man, I'm doing guys a solid.

[2527] You can't fight here anymore.

[2528] And now they might go on to other organizations, but it's not the UFC.

[2529] So they can go on there and compete, but you're not going to tarnish your legacy at the highest level here in the UFC.

[2530] Not under my watch.

[2531] No. So I couldn't do it.

[2532] I'll never pick against BJ I would never pick against Randy Gattor I just I don't have it in me so when BJ fights I'm like I'll take BJ because I refuse to pick against them that's so much I respect them but at some point I can't do it and I don't obviously Dana can't either could you be like hey dude no more we're done well I'd have to be friends with them like I was friends with you yeah you know I mean when when Yaya Rodriguez 360 roundhouse kicked him in the face that should have been the end I mean that was you saw that and compared to BJ when BJ when DJ beat Sean Shirk, like you're looking at a, this is a severely different fighter.

[2533] Whose job is it to tell him?

[2534] Family and friends, I guess.

[2535] You know, here's the thing, man. We can't let the fighter decide.

[2536] Well, what is, I don't think he should be competing at the highest level of the sport.

[2537] But if he still wants to compete, like, who's to say he can't?

[2538] Who's to say he can't go to a small organization and fight for them?

[2539] Who's to say?

[2540] I mean, he's not getting sparked out, you know?

[2541] I mean, he's still conscious.

[2542] He's not.

[2543] Yeah, I know.

[2544] He's getting beat, but he's.

[2545] not getting crushed.

[2546] And not in all of the fights, at least.

[2547] I mean, the Ryan Hall one is probably like the most...

[2548] Ryan Hall's going to tear anyone's knee off, though.

[2549] I hate to tell you.

[2550] Oh, yeah.

[2551] If they give him...

[2552] Anybody's going to do that to your knee.

[2553] Well, he's a phenomenal grappler, and he's super, super intelligent guy, too.

[2554] But that was probably the kindest way for him to lose, just to get tapped real quick.

[2555] Rather than just get...

[2556] Not if you're a black belt...

[2557] It's embarrassing.

[2558] It's embarrassing.

[2559] Yeah, I know.

[2560] You know.

[2561] But I guess maybe, again, the commission, they have a tough job because, like, physically, we can't see him to his brain, but physically he's passing all the tests.

[2562] Like, who, like, whose job is to tell Bernard Hopkins not take that last fight when he got knocked out of the fucking ring?

[2563] Whose job was to tell Roy Jones, don't go to rush and get knocked out?

[2564] Yeah.

[2565] I don't know.

[2566] It's a story that's so old.

[2567] So it repeats itself over and over and over again.

[2568] These guys where they got, that's what makes these stories so great when they're in their prime and you're watching when they come up and so special.

[2569] but it's also what makes this sport so fucking heartbreaking.

[2570] Because you know who does do that?

[2571] The NFL and the NBA.

[2572] They tell you no. That's it.

[2573] And it's very black and white.

[2574] But that's because someone has to fill that position and they're not about nostalgia.

[2575] They're about who does the best job in that position.

[2576] Shouldn't the UFC be that way?

[2577] Yeah, but it's not that.

[2578] The UFC doesn't know who does the best job in that position until they set you up with somebody.

[2579] When they see over and over and over again, then...

[2580] But the argument is he's not getting crushed.

[2581] He's not getting sparked out.

[2582] It's not getting knocked out.

[2583] He's just not as good as he used to be.

[2584] No, it's not a good argument, but he's not as good as he used to be.

[2585] And I'm not saying, I'm not arguing.

[2586] So why do you think he's still there?

[2587] Why do you think he's still at the UFC?

[2588] Why don't think Cunning?

[2589] He hasn't found a, I don't know why the, because he's still in the draw, maybe?

[2590] Yeah, that's a good question.

[2591] Because right now.

[2592] Out of respect?

[2593] Is it out of respect?

[2594] Like, what is it?

[2595] What he's done for the game?

[2596] He's earned the right to go out on his own note.

[2597] But the stakes are so high in fighting.

[2598] It's different than basketball.

[2599] I don't know whose job.

[2600] It's, and I don't have the answer, and I wish I did.

[2601] I don't know.

[2602] It's the most heartbreaking thing in sports, I think.

[2603] I agree.

[2604] And I think with BJ, if he would have found, and I don't know BJ well enough, but if he would have found a passion like I did with stand -up or podcasting or something else, he probably would have been out and never come back.

[2605] Maybe.

[2606] But the thrill of what he does.

[2607] Yeah, I mean, he's a multiple -time world champion.

[2608] The thrill of BJ when he was in his prime is probably indescribable.

[2609] Like what brings Nate Diaz back, even though he has money in the bank?

[2610] What's going to bring Connor back?

[2611] Yeah.

[2612] It's not money.

[2613] Yeah.

[2614] Those guys were born fighters.

[2615] They're natural born fighters.

[2616] This is what they do.

[2617] And that's, that's what makes them feel alive.

[2618] So I don't know.

[2619] Yeah, the excitement and the thrill, the fucking, I mean, and look, we're all going to die.

[2620] It's like, when people say you should look out for their health, well, then we should stop fighting all together.

[2621] Correct.

[2622] And stop playing football.

[2623] Yeah, stop doing everything.

[2624] And we should stop drinking.

[2625] And no more driving.

[2626] Yeah.

[2627] Driving's dangerous.

[2628] Going to walk everywhere.

[2629] If we just walk and people get in accidents walking, they'll be fine.

[2630] They'll bump into each other.

[2631] big deal that would be cool yeah I mean it's there's a real argument for that right like this is you have a small window to experience this life do it in what you want but yeah with a guy like BJ Penn the reality is there should probably be a number of fights that you lose in the UFC where you could just get cut it used to be three was it a signed in paper thing no but man when you've lost two which I did that third one Joe Silva would tell your manager and he told my manager Lex McMango with this one you know it's probably over we didn't say that he'd go we're giving him one more and you knew that was like that was your shot if you lost you were done even if you won't by decision they wouldn't cut you you know if as long as you got the job done you would extend I saw one of your interviews was really interesting you're talking about if you bomb you could always go down the improv and have a new set redeem yourself but when you were fighting if you lost you'd have like six months yeah the worst and just dwell on that and be like no, I promise you, I'm getting better.

[2632] And stand up, I'm like, no, I promise.

[2633] I bombed at the comic store.

[2634] I went to the imprompt, and they laugh.

[2635] So, what's up?

[2636] What's up?

[2637] Yeah, the life of a fighter is probably the most stressful job in all of sports, and certainly in all of entertainment.

[2638] Besides, you know, obviously when we're at war and soldiers, it's a close thing you get to Spartan ice.

[2639] And I do not, I don't admire it.

[2640] I feel sorry for them because I've been through it.

[2641] But that's from my perspective.

[2642] A lot of those guys, they fucking live off that, man. I watch it Well, you're too nice Yeah, I'm too nice I felt horrible for Brazil I felt bad for Wilder When he got out of like God he's such a good dude I wish you would find Something else to do Yeah, but I'm telling this to the show time guys I'm like gotta I hope he parlays this And there's something really cool After this He can make hundreds of millions of dollars I think Diomte He made 20 million dollars That night Yeah He's gonna go down As one of the greatest Of all time I think so I think he's getting better With every fight And I think if Joshua gets hit on the chin With one of those fucking Bombs away We can see some crazy shit The thing about Wilder is he knows how to take it too he could take it he got blasted by Ortiz if you notice in the brazil fight he got caught he backs up yeah he got blasts against fury yep he gets hit he got hit in the 12th round against Fury that's why him Joshua's so interesting oh yeah because Joshua cracks oh he does he does and he's been hit before and dropped I did this interview Vladimir Klitsko yeah remember that fight and he got back off the ground and then starched him I did this interview with uh Fox Sports Lehi and she goes who's the most overrated mainstream boxer?

[2643] And I answered, I went, I'm going to say Anthony Joshua, just because I want him to hear this.

[2644] And he's like, oh, fuck, I'm going to fight Wilder now.

[2645] But people ran with him.

[2646] It was like, oh, he thinks Joshua was overrated.

[2647] No, I think Joshua's such a fucking...

[2648] It's an Olympic gold medalist.

[2649] He's overrated.

[2650] No, he's beat Klitschko.

[2651] He doesn't make sense.

[2652] He's amazing.

[2653] I just want him in Wilder fight.

[2654] He's also built like a Greek god, you know?

[2655] Might be the sexist man a lot.

[2656] He might be.

[2657] He's jacked at like 245.

[2658] Super shredded And have you heard him commentate?

[2659] Yeah, he's brilliant Articulate, man And that accent It's lovely Yeah, lovely champ If I was gay, it'd be so on Let's go champ It'd be so on Yeah What is happening with my man Shannon the Cannons Bank of the Let's Go champ He's been trying to get a fight Forever Is he still?

[2660] Yeah, he's always trying to get a fight Yeah He's always too old It's like too much of a risk It's a three -man horse race You know what I'm a risk Three horsemen Yeah If you're not those three no one would see you fight anybody yeah and you would have to be moving him up the line yeah he's too old you hear Jim gray after the fight what he says he goes to Wilder he goes and people are booing him because he goes I get and I love it but I also get why people are booing he goes he goes champ Wilder great performance because I hate to tell you and Brazil's behind him he goes no one wants to see you do this to Brazil no one wants to see fight Ortiz next that's supposedly what was supposed to be next no one to see if fight Ortiz next it's either Joshua or Fury that's all we want to see when we want to see do this going to get that?

[2661] Who is booing?

[2662] The crowd?

[2663] Because Brazil got starched and like, come on, he's in the ring.

[2664] But Jim Gregg is no offense.

[2665] So they were booing Jim Gray when he said that?

[2666] Because he asked that.

[2667] But I'm like, I've been shouting from the rooftops of my podcast saying the exact same thing.

[2668] It's hard, and I told Showtime this, it's hard to sell these fights because no one cares unless it's the ones we want to see, which is why what makes the UFC so great.

[2669] You know you're going to get one versus the champ.

[2670] You know you get the number two guy versus the champ.

[2671] The best are fighting the best.

[2672] night in, night out.

[2673] Yeah, so they got mad at Jim Gray for telling the truth?

[2674] Yeah.

[2675] It's gonna get mad.

[2676] That's just, that is what it is.

[2677] Jim Gray knows what he's doing.

[2678] It's also in the truth.

[2679] It's the truth.

[2680] He knows what the fuck he's doing.

[2681] Look, man, I want to see Louis Ortiz.

[2682] I want to see that fight.

[2683] You want to see what?

[2684] Louis Artees and Wilder.

[2685] Again?

[2686] 100%.

[2687] You think that should be next?

[2688] No, I'm not saying that should be next.

[2689] If Joshua and Tyson Fury decided to fight, And Lewis decides to fight Wilder.

[2690] I'm fine with that.

[2691] You want to see it again?

[2692] I'm fine with that.

[2693] Louis Ortiz is a beast.

[2694] But it's not the best fight, but I would watch the shit out of that fight more than Dominic Brazil.

[2695] Oh, for sure.

[2696] I would have loved to see that fight.

[2697] I would have loved to see that fight instead.

[2698] And I think they offered it to Ortiz to Ortiz, but I think Ortiz had an injury.

[2699] They offered Ortiz Joshua, because Joshua's opponent tested hot.

[2700] That's June, right?

[2701] Yeah, they offered it to him, and he said, no, he wanted, but this is boxing.

[2702] His man, it goes, we want more money than that.

[2703] We want double.

[2704] Joshua's team went on short notice.

[2705] No, we're giving you, I think it was 5 million.

[2706] He went 10.

[2707] Oh.

[2708] Look, Louis Ortiz is legit, bro.

[2709] Legett.

[2710] He's a fucking cubic Olympic Olympic boxer.

[2711] We have no idea how old he is.

[2712] But dude, come on.

[2713] How bad asses is goddamn Deontay Wilder!

[2714] I mean, he's losing that fight.

[2715] Orteez's?

[2716] Yes.

[2717] And he cracks him, but he hits, South Pole?

[2718] He hits so fucking hard.

[2719] So does Ortiz.

[2720] No. That's what's amazing.

[2721] He does not.

[2722] Ortiz is a killer, dude.

[2723] He's a killer, but he is not a killer the way the Yonthe Wilder is.

[2724] That's a totally different animal.

[2725] Joshua, you're not a killer like Wilder.

[2726] When it comes to one punch power, dude, hardest hitter in the world.

[2727] Wilder is made out of wood.

[2728] That dude is iron.

[2729] When he fucking hits dudes, he hits dudes in a different way.

[2730] It's like they're getting clubbed.

[2731] Boom.

[2732] It's amazing, dude.

[2733] The first thing I asked him when he did the podcast, I'm like, how the fuck do you hit so hard?

[2734] Like, look, he just knows.

[2735] He can absorb shots.

[2736] He's just smart enough to hang on there and just stand in front of him.

[2737] you, if you're standing in front of him, he can uncork on you.

[2738] How skinny he is.

[2739] But look at this fight, man. He's torn 13 pounds.

[2740] This is a tough fight.

[2741] This is what I'm saying.

[2742] He was losing this fight, dude.

[2743] Look at this.

[2744] He's getting his body worked.

[2745] He's getting beat up.

[2746] He's wild.

[2747] He got clubbed there.

[2748] Dude, he is getting fucking hurt.

[2749] So this is not, this is not an easy fight for him.

[2750] And I think the rematch will be even harder.

[2751] I really, truly believe that.

[2752] I think whatever Ortiz has got left in his body, he's going to come at him, and Deonté Wilder knows that this guy can fucking box.

[2753] The difference I think is with Wilder, you're dealing with a guy who is getting better with every fight because he's literally learning on the job as one of the most successful heavyweight champions of all time because he's only been fighting since he was 20.

[2754] He's getting better and better and better.

[2755] For Louis Ortiz, Louis Ortiz is like maintaining right now.

[2756] He's 60 years old.

[2757] He's 49 ,000 years old.

[2758] He's 60 years old from Cuba.

[2759] We have no idea.

[2760] He has 7 ,000 fights.

[2761] He's only lost once and still Wilder.

[2762] He's been popped.

[2763] He's been popped for steriles.

[2764] To quote Joey Diaz, it's fucking Fury or go fuck your mother.

[2765] And then he dropped him.

[2766] And he dropped him.

[2767] And he dropped him here.

[2768] I think we're going to get Joshua Wilder next, man. Listen, bro, if we don't, I'm telling you, I'm down to see this fight again.

[2769] I'm down to see this fight again.

[2770] Ortiz hurt.

[2771] Oh!

[2772] He hurt Wilder, man. No, Wilder's losing that fight.

[2773] Yep.

[2774] He hurt Wilder.

[2775] That's the happiest I've ever been.

[2776] Dude, I fucking love that guy.

[2777] I love that guy.

[2778] I love his story.

[2779] I love how he is as a person.

[2780] He's fun.

[2781] Great person.

[2782] He's great.

[2783] And he's also, it's interesting how small he is as a heavyweight.

[2784] So thin.

[2785] When he fought Tyson Fury, he weighed 209.

[2786] It's nuts, man. Two -O -9.

[2787] My favorite part is he's such a beast of a dad too Bring this kid in the little baby He brings him in his wife everywhere Yeah brings the rest of the kids everywhere Like I was surprised how sweet he was Like he's like a warm friendly guy You love him right away Says blessings to everybody blessings He's a real talent man Yeah He just like vibrates success It's a real deal man It's good to be around I'm excited about the heavyweight division too Because I feel the same way about Joshua Joshua seems like a champ of a person Yeah I've never talked to him seems awesome Like all these interviews He like comes across He's smiling his charismatic Manic, he's interesting.

[2788] Probably pull up in Aston Martin.

[2789] Probably got one of them Land Rover V -8s.

[2790] Those defenders.

[2791] Yeah.

[2792] Just fucks all the girls.

[2793] I'm saying that because I saw a video of him where there was a car show where they drove Anthony Joshua around.

[2794] He got to drive around one of those Land Rover defenders, those boxy -looking military vehicles.

[2795] I love those.

[2796] Those are dope.

[2797] They're about to release a new one.

[2798] They're coming out with a new one?

[2799] Yeah, Land Rover is coming out with a new defender.

[2800] Oh, wow.

[2801] Yeah, they have a new model.

[2802] It makes sense.

[2803] There's such hits.

[2804] Just like Ford's coming out with a. Bronco.

[2805] They're coming out with a Bronco and they're also going to have like a smaller Bronco.

[2806] Yeah, they're having to get just like a baby Bronco?

[2807] Like a two door and a four door?

[2808] And wait until they do like the SVT version of it.

[2809] Like the Raptor version of the Bronco?

[2810] I have to get rid of the Raptor son.

[2811] Yeah, your Raptor is one of my all -time favorite trucks.

[2812] It is such a meathead move to get a goddamn raptor.

[2813] Especially in LA.

[2814] You're such a meathead.

[2815] Like you got Bales of Hay back there, son.

[2816] What are you using that pickup for?

[2817] Zero thing.

[2818] What am I using for it?

[2819] Being awesome.

[2820] Being awesome.

[2821] Everything is awesome.

[2822] Yeah, the thing about those two is lifted with fucking monster truck.

[2823] Raptors are preposterous cars because they give someone the ability to drive like a real off -road vehicle with 500 plus horsepower and just get it from a factory.

[2824] It has a crazy suspension.

[2825] You could just drive over the fucking moon with that suspension.

[2826] I mean, it has crazy travel in those wheels.

[2827] So when you drive it on the highway, too, it's like smooth.

[2828] Yeah, it feels like an S class almost.

[2829] Yeah, it absorbs everything.

[2830] But yet it's huge.

[2831] But yet it's a monster of it.

[2832] It's a monster.

[2833] And you could accessory the fuck out of that bitch with some crazy bumpers and rear bumpers, tail bumpers.

[2834] Yeah, but sure can.

[2835] Side pipes.

[2836] Correct.

[2837] I mean, side steps and shit.

[2838] What is that?

[2839] Deonté Wilder's Gator skin eventable.

[2840] Oh, no. Oh, no. Oh, no. Let's go champ.

[2841] No, I don't support this.

[2842] I'm 100%.

[2843] I love him.

[2844] I love him more now.

[2845] No. Look at that fucking.

[2846] I want more pictures.

[2847] Yes.

[2848] What are you going to do with cater skin?

[2849] Listen, first of all, that's a wrap.

[2850] Okay, that's not real gator skin.

[2851] It's a wrap.

[2852] If it was real gator skin, they would have to glue it to the car.

[2853] I don't know.

[2854] There's like divvits on the little things.

[2855] It's a wrap for sure.

[2856] Yeah, no, you can't do that.

[2857] Hush your mouth.

[2858] That's not alligator skin.

[2859] It's not real alligator.

[2860] Dude, I have an alligator skin.

[2861] I hate alligators.

[2862] I don't know if you know this.

[2863] I don't, I don't talk about it too much, but I have like a hate for them.

[2864] You're scared of them?

[2865] Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[2866] When I was a little kid, I lived in Florida when I lived in Gainesville from age 11 to 13.

[2867] Oh, wow.

[2868] And we lived near a place called Lake Alice.

[2869] And Lake Alice had alligators.

[2870] And I knew there was a lady that was walking her out, her, walking her dog by the lake.

[2871] And the alligator came out and snatched her fucking dog for it.

[2872] And you saw it at 11.

[2873] And I didn't see it.

[2874] I didn't see it.

[2875] But I remember that being a thing.

[2876] And I remember seeing those goddamn things all the time.

[2877] And everybody telling me that you don't have to worry about it.

[2878] When I'm 11, my sister, my sister is 10, and we'd be hanging out at this lake.

[2879] And I'd be like, what the fuck is to stop an alligator from eating us?

[2880] Nothing.

[2881] And I remember looking them in the eye, and I'm fascinated by them, right?

[2882] They're amazing because I always loved dinosaurs when I was a kid.

[2883] It's a dinosaur.

[2884] It is a dinosaur.

[2885] And I was always in a nature.

[2886] I'm always into, like, cool nature shows and documentaries.

[2887] So I'm looking at this thing, thinking like, oh, we're just used to them being around.

[2888] Like we shouldn't allow them to be around We're just used to them being around So we think it's cool that they're around But they will fucking eat you And they'll eat your dog Any chance they get So I started buying I buy alligator I always have alligator Fanny Pack All my belts are always alligator That's gangster Dude I have alligator bags for my pool cues I keep in alligator Luggage I don't like alligators I have an alligator wallet Fuck yeah you do Dude I don't like them I want to kill them Oh wow I want to kill them If alligators If there was too many of them and they were near you, you'd want to kill them too.

[2889] They're eating machines.

[2890] They're heartless eating machines.

[2891] They've got a brain the size of a thumb.

[2892] I don't like them.

[2893] Dude, how about the one at Disney World?

[2894] The parents that took their kid there, the two -year -old.

[2895] Yes.

[2896] ate the fucking kid.

[2897] Games that match.

[2898] No, at Disney World, they have a real problem in Florida.

[2899] They have to scan the fucking property looking for alligators.

[2900] They have to go through it.

[2901] They have waters there.

[2902] I took my daughter, my youngest.

[2903] We went fishing there.

[2904] There's a lake there where you go bass fishing.

[2905] It's amazing.

[2906] There's great.

[2907] of alligators in there Fuck yeah there is You gotta be careful man Anytime you got a body of water In Florida In Florida Yeah No swimming in Florida That's my rule No swimming in those lakes No swimming No don't do it There's no water sports in Florida That's the rule Get out of the water No dude I sit in Tampa They want to go to the beach No Fuck you Fuck you and your Saltwater Crops Sharks sharks Sharks Sharks you got shark soup down here bitch Fuck that Fuck you To me always to die in Florida Dude The craziest thing is happening right now in the Everglades is the pythons.

[2908] They said that there has been a 90 plus percent decrease in the amount of rabbits, possums, raccoons, deer, like all the major mammals that live in the Florida Everglades are gone.

[2909] They've all been killed by pythons.

[2910] They took a Judas Python.

[2911] You know what a Judas Python is?

[2912] They take a python, they put a chip in it so they can track it.

[2913] So they had this male python, and they sent him out there to find the females.

[2914] And they used him to locate through the, you know, using the GPS to locate a 16 -foot Python, 16 -foot female python that was pregnant.

[2915] Game set match.

[2916] Yeah, so he's banging these bitches out there, making them pregnant.

[2917] And these horrors are watching.

[2918] And these evil fucking snakes.

[2919] Look at that thing.

[2920] Is that it?

[2921] Snake's boyfriend.

[2922] Why would they kill it?

[2923] They have to kill it, bro.

[2924] Why?

[2925] It seems awesome.

[2926] No, no, no. They're invasive.

[2927] They're not supposed to be there.

[2928] It had 73 eggs.

[2929] And it was more than 17 feet long.

[2930] You imagine stumbling across that thing?

[2931] No, you're dead.

[2932] You're dead.

[2933] That thing weighs as much as you do.

[2934] You're dead.

[2935] Holy fuck.

[2936] Yeah, that's probably a 200 -pound snake.

[2937] 140.

[2938] Oh, my gosh.

[2939] Is that it?

[2940] A little bitch ass, 140.

[2941] 140?

[2942] I'm getting away from that snake.

[2943] Get the fuck out of my face.

[2944] If I got a knife.

[2945] So being a snake, I'm going to live.

[2946] I get a piece so hard.

[2947] Go ahead, Pee.

[2948] Let's wrap this up.

[2949] All right.

[2950] People want to see your special.

[2951] They can watch it on Showtime on demand.

[2952] Yeah, you can watch it for free.

[2953] You can watch it for free.

[2954] You can watch it for free.

[2955] You go to Showtime .com.

[2956] promo code shop you can watch it for free and um you better do some more of those improv shows i got a bunch coming up dude tell me what i'm here i love doing it let me do it brother i want to say thank you to you though brother i wouldn't have even been on this journey if it wasn't for you man dude i'm proud of i love you i love you too brother i'm very very happy for you man all right my friends bye see you