#2202 - Tom Segura

[0] Joe Rogan podcast, check it out.

[1] The Joe Rogan Experience.

[2] Train by day, Joe Rogan podcast by night, all day.

[3] Yeah, I've watched so many people get their legs broken.

[4] Yeah.

[5] And I see it in, like, jujitsu videos all the time where someone's like going for a heel hook and then you hear this crack.

[6] And then the guy screams in agony.

[7] And then everybody's like, oh, this is horrible.

[8] Yeah, and the arm, there's a million arm wrestling videos.

[9] Oh, I saw a guy and a girl arm wrestling.

[10] And the guy broke the girl's arm.

[11] What the fuck, man?

[12] I was just like, how does that?

[13] Because I don't want to do it ever again, really.

[14] Arm wrestling?

[15] No, I think it's stupid.

[16] But, like, for me to get involved in.

[17] But, like, even when I'm just like, well, why is this happening?

[18] And there was two, these two competitors, like pro arm wrestlers, where, like, well, you never want to get away from your body.

[19] So they're like, arms break once they're out here.

[20] So you always, they're like, keep your arm in tight.

[21] like arms don't break when you're here right but if once you get extension they're like that's it's the dumbest macho thing that we do for sure I did it with you once I did it with you in Louisville do you remember it was a horrifying experience it was um it was after a show in Louisville at the club I think it was tied to a old like a UFC one of those was back in the day and we went to a bar afterwards we're shooting pool somebody said arm wrestling I was like and you're like you want to do What?

[22] I was like, sure.

[23] Dude, I couldn't believe how strong you were.

[24] I mean, I know you're strong, but I was like, you're like, go.

[25] And I was like, I am going, dude.

[26] Like, I couldn't get any fucking movement.

[27] Well, you're a fucking dude that works for you.

[28] That was the most ridiculous.

[29] That was hilarious.

[30] Do you think he just does that because he just wants attention?

[31] No, I think, I mean, there might be a little bit of that, but I really think, that's any.

[32] He has this thing.

[33] It's probably just, you know, it's, it's, it's part of.

[34] his wiring he's probably gotten him somewhere in life in some ways where he just goes being delusional being delusional about um i can't lose like if i if somebody says i can beat you like like if they can't beat me and you're like what are you talking about and then when you were pulling up i was like why don't you fucking ask him like because i already knew what was going to happen and then he also loves the gamble i was like yeah i'll take that action so so uh yeah that's any and yeah he but he's not even a strong guy that's why it was so confusing i I was looking at him, like, you want to arm wrestle?

[35] Like, you're not even a strong guy.

[36] Like, you don't, like, there's probably a lot of things you could do better than me. But this one.

[37] This one you got.

[38] This is silly.

[39] But then it is funny how our capacity for delusion is just incredible.

[40] It can serve you well if you get lucky, right?

[41] Yeah, I think the two things I think about one of my friends was diagnosed with stage four lung cancer.

[42] and he found out at stage four right like had to go to the hospital like his wife was like you're fucking sweating and you're you know heavy breathing it was after one of my shows and so they go and then the next day they're like stage four lung cancer and all the doctors were like you know say goodbye to your friend you know and his brother found a the expert like in this specific type of because you know there's in oncology like really specialized types of cancer and treatment and I remember talking to him and he was like you know I'm going to beat this thing and I was looking at him and I was like like you're so stupid you know like you're definitely going to die and but the thing is I saw that he believed A thousand percent believed it.

[43] And as he got better, I was like, this guy's fucking delusion is serving him in this.

[44] Like, I think most people, like, I remember when my uncle got mesothelioma, and he was like a high -level urologist, the Mayo Clinic.

[45] And I remember when I was talking to my dad about it, he was like, yeah, he's too, he's too smart to, he can read the labs.

[46] He knows what he has.

[47] Like, he's too smart to go, like, I'm going to beat this thing.

[48] You know what I mean?

[49] Like, you're just so well -versed.

[50] But is it a delusional thing, or has that guy had other success in life because he's just super determined?

[51] I mean, he's certainly a determined guy and successful in what he does.

[52] But what's up, Big Head Steve, I'm talking about you.

[53] Yo, Big Head Steve.

[54] But I really was like, I credited this guy's, like, it felt like a level of delusion to believe you were going to survive this.

[55] Right, but if he's correct, and he was correct, that's not delusional.

[56] Correct, correct.

[57] Yes.

[58] Right, which is kind of crazy.

[59] It is kind of crazy.

[60] The doctors are like, you're dead.

[61] And what if he just decides I'm dead and he starts freaking out?

[62] Or maybe he goes to Oregon and gets assisted suicide.

[63] And so many people go down that path, right?

[64] But you're like, they're whacking people left and right up in Canada.

[65] Yeah.

[66] You're you depressed?

[67] Like, you're not feeling good?

[68] Come on in.

[69] Sign up.

[70] Fucking sign up for the program.

[71] We'll get rid of you.

[72] That's just kill you.

[73] In Europe, they, in the Netherlands, don't they do that?

[74] Somewhere.

[75] I don't know.

[76] I'm sure.

[77] I'm sure it's other countries, but it's a recent thing in Canada where they're just whack and people.

[78] I didn't know they were doing that.

[79] Yeah, yeah.

[80] See, Google it.

[81] Google it.

[82] Because this is something you'll actually find on Google.

[83] It's like it's assisted suicide in Canada.

[84] The other delusion that I because I just watched the Scott Peterson.

[85] Is that the Lacey Peterson?

[86] So is that one is the new one where people are saying maybe he didn't kill her?

[87] No, it's essentially, it's fantastic.

[88] It's on Netflix.

[89] I think it's a three -part docu -series.

[90] And it begins with, you know, it's like this reminder, it was 20 years ago.

[91] Right.

[92] You know, time just, you're like, oh, shit.

[93] What was that story?

[94] How did that one go?

[95] So that one.

[96] Canada's controversial medically assisted death program is fastest growing in the world.

[97] Damn.

[98] Since suicide became legal in Canada, the number of deaths had grown each year.

[99] So this is August.

[100] So this is just last month.

[101] So what is it saying in terms of the numbers?

[102] They've, most recent data shows 13 ,241 people in 2020.

[103] Wow.

[104] That's quite a jump.

[105] That's a jump, bro.

[106] So 2022 is 13 ,000.

[107] Who knows what 20203 and 2024 is?

[108] Oh, man. They're whacking people up there.

[109] That's pretty wild.

[110] You're feeling good.

[111] Get it.

[112] Come on in.

[113] Come in.

[114] Come in.

[115] Come on.

[116] We get foot hurt.

[117] my leg hurts I just sad get in here fuck life fuck life that's a great tap out fucking option it's great I mean what is this is this like I mean is it a kind of eugenics like what is it what is it I mean you could say it's being compassionate and in some case like Michael Lear you know he went to Oregon yes but Michael Lear was his body was failing so horribly he couldn't talk anymore that was ALS yes it wasn't that the same thing that it was ravaged that what was the famous woman that it was a huge international case here do you remember um terry shivo was it terry shivo i don't know if she had the same thing but she had this horrible debilitating yeah and you're still alive and at the end he like it kept getting worse and worse and wasn't getting better so he went to oregon to do it he actually went to oregon once and then changed his mind and came back and when you sign up for that in Canada can you just go like that's just what I want doesn't matter I don't know I don't know what the rules are but I know that some people are very upset about it because you're taking people that maybe you could talk to them off the ledge yeah maybe they could have got better maybe with some love and some friendship and some counseling and some therapy that they wouldn't take that option yeah maybe they'd be happy yeah I've I've met I've known quite a few people that have taken their own life yeah I know a few that have done it too um and it's always super sad i mean because i don't know anybody that's done with the exception of michael um i don't know anybody that's that's done it um in in the case of uh you know like a medically assisted no michael's the only one that i know about that but you know there's brodie yeah brodie was a hard one was my friend tony who was a pool player up in san francisco he jumped off the bridge yeah which is a crazy there's a spot where everybody goes yeah one of my college when I had jobs I worked when I had when I was in college I worked the whole time I job you know part time jobs and one of my co -workers did it was fucking terrible man like our boss went to his apartment found him there oh it was terrible oh yeah you know for some people they don't think it's ever going to get better I know and you know and if you don't have support around you you don't have someone that you can that can pick you up and it's crazy how someone can pick you up.

[118] It's crazy how you could be just feeling like total complete shit.

[119] And someone who cares about you can come over your house, take you out, have some laughs.

[120] Yeah.

[121] And you're like, I think I feel better.

[122] Yeah.

[123] Yeah.

[124] We feel better around people.

[125] Some people are super isolated too.

[126] That's the dangerous one.

[127] And I think one of the things I realized is I got older is you don't realize how many people are lonely in this world.

[128] Like you get older, I'm saying because you encounter more people.

[129] and you talk to people who like you realize you have this like full life that you know you can take for granted like you have family you have friends you have all these things going on and then you you meet people who they don't have any of that and they're alone and there's a lot of those out there's a lot of people that are very lonely well there's also this internet culture too right so there's people that don't have actual physical contact with anyone yeah so all their interaction is with people online and so that's a dark place too they're streaming all day and chatting all day on scram and jerking off and it's madness yeah that's not a that's not a path to fulfillment is isolated online no it also you don't sometimes I don't have it to that degree but you're you're online for a while on something and then you go into the real world and you're like oh yeah I'm like I was just living in this make believe place right I don't realize it's not real right right right you live in this make believe place and you're not having any of the normal human contact that we thrive on.

[130] Right.

[131] All your contact is like this weird, like displaced, not connected.

[132] It's all weird, which is like if you go to someone's Twitter profile and you see that they're online 12 hours a day, just fucking barking at people.

[133] Like a dog.

[134] It's giving them some charge.

[135] It's like an annoying dog next door.

[136] And they're just baiting people.

[137] people all day.

[138] Speaking of Baiton, did you watch the debate?

[139] I forgot.

[140] Let me tell you, before I say anything, I just want to say, whoever's helping her, whoever's coaching her, whoever's the puppet master running the strings, you get a fucking amazing job.

[141] She did a great job.

[142] They did an amazing job from the moment Biden drops out, forcing Biden to drop out, whatever they're doing, whoever's writing those speeches, getting her to deliver him, coaching her she's nailing it she nailed that one speech she's like say it to my face there was cheer yeah she nailed it dude and then last night to me when I was like oh my god this is jiu -jitsu where she was like if you go to his rallies his crowds are boring they're tired they're all leaving her my crowds are the best crowds I have the number one crowd he couldn't help himself and she got him she baited him on that she walked him right into it 100%.

[143] 100 % see the difference in that debate was not a difference in like who's going to have better policies.

[144] Who's going to be better for the country?

[145] The difference in the debate, in my opinion, was who was better prepared.

[146] She was way better prepared.

[147] And even when it came to answering tough questions, instead of answering, she would just say things that she believes.

[148] Yeah, sure.

[149] And they sounded real good.

[150] And that's the soundbite.

[151] That's called being a savvy politician.

[152] It's also called being someone who's working with a team versus someone who's like, they said Trump, that deal was the best deal.

[153] They've never seen a deal like this before.

[154] They said, how did you put that deal together?

[155] People think that was just brilliant.

[156] Yeah, I know.

[157] He's not working with a team that's like, I mean, I know he's doing like mock debates.

[158] I know he did one with, I think he did one with Tulsi Gabbard, but someone needs to like tell him, like, you've got these tiny little windows and you should have all the words ready for those windows.

[159] It should be no repeating things.

[160] Yeah.

[161] He started out strong because I, you know, out of the gate, everybody can't help it get in their own way, who they are, right?

[162] And for him, it's like, okay, don't get fucking crazy.

[163] Like, I'm sure, you know, the thing is like, don't say wild shit.

[164] Don't say people are eating cats.

[165] Eating cats and dogs.

[166] And, you know, they're fucking coming in here eating all our pets.

[167] And, you know, you're just watching this thing.

[168] You're like, what?

[169] and this is fucking insane and then for her they're just basically like don't laugh like a stripper like every time you come to a podium you're like well that's her panic it's a move that like comics will do with their material's not that good they laugh they laugh through it exactly but then you remember you know this is somebody like take away your your politics or whatever you believe this is a former prosecutor it's a it's a trainable person right if you're a prosecutor you can you can get the information and regurgitate it.

[170] She's not dumb.

[171] No. See, people want to say she's dumb because she's not good off the cuff when pressures on her.

[172] But you don't understand what that kind of pressure's like.

[173] Like the kind of pressure that that lady has been under for the last, let's just think about the pressure she's been under for the last four years, being vice president.

[174] Everybody hates her.

[175] Yeah.

[176] A lot of gaffs, a lot of dumb things.

[177] So every time she's saying something in the back of her head, she's like, don't fuck this up.

[178] Yeah.

[179] They're going to come for you.

[180] They're going to use this against you.

[181] Don't say, did you just fall out of a coconut tree?

[182] Don't say that one again.

[183] You know what I mean?

[184] It's like, so there's that kind of pressure.

[185] So it's very hard off the cuff.

[186] But when you give her time and prepare her, like last night.

[187] It's a good showing for her, for sure.

[188] Very, very good showing.

[189] And unfortunately for him, like the thing that he does that it's just, like, he can do it better than anybody alive is just riff.

[190] He can go out there and have a crowd of people and just, and he's funny, man. He does things about, like, he did an Elon impression the other day.

[191] It was hilarious.

[192] He's very fine.

[193] He's killing.

[194] People.

[195] He kills like a comedian.

[196] Who don't like the guy still will have to acknowledge that he's funny.

[197] He's funny.

[198] He's funny like a comic.

[199] You know, it's just like we don't necessarily want that as the guy with his finger on the button.

[200] That's all it is.

[201] Sure.

[202] That's the thing that freaks people out.

[203] But the policies that he had when he was in, the thing is everyone's saying he's going to be a dictator.

[204] Well, he wasn't a dictator.

[205] He was the president.

[206] He actually was the president for four years.

[207] And the economy really did well.

[208] And he really did try to cut some of the bullshit down that's going on this country.

[209] And who knows what would have happened if you had four more years?

[210] Maybe we would have been economically better off, even if you don't like that one person to be like the figurehead of the country that you identify with because you live here.

[211] You don't want to identify with this guy that you think is blustery and, you know.

[212] Well, the thing is he's going to, you know, we have like 55 days or something.

[213] And the thing that's really going to happen now is I think he realizes.

[214] When she first was announced, I'm sure most people, myself included, were like, this is, he's just going to destroy her.

[215] Right.

[216] I didn't think she was even going to have a chance.

[217] But now you realize this is going to be, I believe, a much closer race.

[218] It's close as fuck.

[219] She's probably ahead now.

[220] It's the last, like, what is the late?

[221] I saw the Fox News poll.

[222] It's hilarious.

[223] Fox is like 90 % Trump won.

[224] They're eating cats, I saw.

[225] I saw on Facebook.

[226] Killing newborn babies.

[227] By the way, I think they are eating cats.

[228] Yeah.

[229] I think some people are eating cats.

[230] Sure.

[231] I think you get a bunch of poor people that are from an island where they occasionally eat cats.

[232] Yeah.

[233] And you throw them in a city where there's 50 ,000 people, you throw 20 ,000 people in there, and there's ducks at the pond.

[234] I'm going to go get a duck if I'm hungry.

[235] My fucking son took one out of there.

[236] So, I mean, he grabbed it by the neck.

[237] So, yeah, I would not believe a...

[238] Yeah, dude, if I was starving, if I just came from another country and there's ducks laying around, I'd grab a duck.

[239] Sure.

[240] I don't think that's that crazy.

[241] That's not their fault.

[242] Like, how the fuck did they get here?

[243] How'd you get 20 ,000 shipped to one town?

[244] Like, what is that?

[245] No, it's...

[246] What's the real story behind that?

[247] Is that organized?

[248] The immigration issue is a legit real issue in this.

[249] It's in our state predominantly, too, you know?

[250] It's a lot of it here, yeah.

[251] Yeah, so, I mean...

[252] A lot of it in California, a lot of it in Arizona.

[253] But it's a real issue.

[254] And look, you and I are both the products of immigration.

[255] Immigration is fucking awesome.

[256] But, hey, maybe when they do stuff that's bad, you should put them in jail.

[257] Like, hey, maybe, hey, maybe, you should use the same laws on them.

[258] Hey, maybe.

[259] We should check to see if they're murderers before they come across the board.

[260] Yeah.

[261] Hey, maybe.

[262] I know.

[263] Hey, maybe.

[264] It's a, they just turned.

[265] I mean, this current administration just was like, oh, yeah, we should just recently.

[266] Do you think, but recently, I think it's, they're also flying people in, which is crazy.

[267] But recently, I think it's because they want people that are on the fence.

[268] You know, the people that are on the fence, because this is not.

[269] That's all that plays to.

[270] It's all that matters.

[271] But once they're in again, if they're in again, they'll probably do the same thing.

[272] Because what you're doing is you're essentially changing states that are swing states into blue.

[273] Because if you're going to give these people money debit cards and food stamps and let them come in, and they're even talking about gender reassignment surgeries?

[274] Yeah, I heard this, yeah.

[275] I don't know if that's true.

[276] I don't know if that's true either.

[277] Because that's part of the problem with this whole people are eating cats.

[278] It's like you don't fucking know what's true anymore.

[279] That's a big thing.

[280] Maybe just read things on the internet or you hear things on the radio.

[281] who fucking knows what's true.

[282] Which is why, like, because a lot of people were also, you know, talking about the moderators interjecting a bunch, right?

[283] Yes.

[284] But, like, part of that, I mean, feels like you kind of need some of that interjecting because otherwise things are just said and you have zero idea.

[285] 100%.

[286] I mean, the big one to me of like you, this is why you need to have somebody interject at times is when he said to her, like, you went negotiated with Zelensky and Putin.

[287] Right.

[288] And then Bobo, and then just moves on.

[289] Well, if you're a regular person at home, you know, you work and you take care of your family, you don't know the ins and outs of diplomacy and what's happening internationally.

[290] You hear that.

[291] You just go, oh, I didn't know that.

[292] Right.

[293] So you kind of have to have somebody go, wait a minute, you didn't negotiate with Putin.

[294] She's never met him.

[295] Right.

[296] Harris told ACLU in 2019 she supports cuts to ICE funding and providing gender transition surgery to detain migrants.

[297] That is crazy.

[298] Yeah, and also...

[299] Okay, that is...

[300] That's just September 9th.

[301] She's going to do what politicians do, which she's in the midst of this right now.

[302] Yeah.

[303] Which is just going, yeah, I've changed on that.

[304] She did it like five times last night alone.

[305] Like, didn't you say this?

[306] She's like, yeah, I changed.

[307] Now I'm this.

[308] Well, that's a good thing.

[309] Yeah, people can change.

[310] This idea of flip -flopping when you learn more information, no, stick to your guns.

[311] No, no. Stupid shit you first pleaded?

[312] You can evolve and change.

[313] Stay that forever.

[314] Yeah.

[315] That's dumb.

[316] Yeah.

[317] You definitely could evolve and you could be wrong.

[318] And that's part of being a good leader is recognizing you're wrong and correcting your course.

[319] That's all good.

[320] What is going on with the earrings?

[321] The earrings?

[322] Do you know about this?

[323] The earring controversy?

[324] No. So there are people that believe that what she was wearing last night was the type of earring that they use for, it's like an earpiece.

[325] Like you can talk through it.

[326] No. Yeah.

[327] Why would she have to?

[328] So someone can talk to her.

[329] Someone can coach her.

[330] They have better earpieces than...

[331] Well, no, Jamie.

[332] They want one that looks like a fucking earring so you can just wear it.

[333] Duh.

[334] Like, if you have one that looks like an earpiece, like, oh, like if Trump had one right through the bullet hole...

[335] This is definitely going to take off.

[336] If they're already saying this, yeah, this is going on Twitter.

[337] But here's the thing.

[338] It does look exactly like the ones that they use for what they're called no -es -law.

[339] earphones okay so there's a video I'll send you the video Jamie but there's a video of this thing in action it's pretty fucking interesting because in the video they're just they're showing that these little earphones like it's a commercial and it's pretty cool hmm yeah so um is the actual ear see if you can find if you have the real thing did you wear it as an earing yeah Oh, wow.

[340] Yeah, you wear it as an earring.

[341] God damn it.

[342] Did I save it?

[343] I might have saved it on Twitter or not Instagram.

[344] But it's, uh, do you find it?

[345] There's a video.

[346] It's kind of cool.

[347] Look, it's cool because I like all that spy espionage type shit.

[348] Yeah, sure.

[349] But, uh, if she really did do that.

[350] First of all, she didn't do that.

[351] Bring those earrings, allow them to be investigated.

[352] Please.

[353] Sure.

[354] Just the ones that you wore.

[355] Just, we'll trust you.

[356] Take those.

[357] Like, because you can't really get.

[358] a pair made that aren't those, if you have to, like, so this is what it looks like.

[359] So, um, there's a, there's a different commercial that I saw.

[360] It's, this is so, it's pretty cool.

[361] So, like, these are earrings, but they're actually earphones.

[362] So, like, you listen to music, all kinds of shit.

[363] Or you can have people give you instructions and say, hey, make fun of the crowds.

[364] Make fun of, now, now's the time.

[365] Right.

[366] Make fun of the, smile, smile, he's talking about eating cats.

[367] Don't get mad Don't get mad Don't cackle So these are actual earphones Which is really crazy Yeah I did not realize that And so That's exactly what the ones Looked like that she was wearing Well that'll be a new Thing to run with Yeah fun times These next 55 days are gonna be Yeah they're gonna be bonkers man I forgot I forgot how crazy it gets Just the energy and chaos Oh my God Every time I go on Twitter I get fucking anxiety I just send it to you Jamie You can see the comparison Side by side of the two of them Yeah it's gonna be it's gonna be nutty dude Yeah And then when we get into November it's gonna Oh my fucking guy Terrifying I'm just scared that someone's gonna do something really stupid Yeah Some extremists on either side That really do believe You're gonna take away the trans kids Or really do believe You're gonna destroy the country From the inside So that's what it looks like Okay Real fucking similar Yeah Yeah Real fucking similar I don't know, you know.

[368] I don't know if that's what she's wearing.

[369] She might have just been wearing earrings.

[370] But if they have the kind of technology like that for regular people, and you could do that, and most people aren't aware of it, and you can get it off because the ABC people aren't aware of it.

[371] Sure.

[372] Snig it in, baby.

[373] Yeah, yeah.

[374] That'd be red.

[375] It's fun.

[376] I'd respect it so much.

[377] I'd be like that.

[378] Whatever you, wherever you stand, politically left or right, you got to respect what she did last night.

[379] She got a great showing.

[380] She did a great job.

[381] She did.

[382] But it just, whoever's pulling the strings, what a masterful job of propaganda they've done.

[383] Taking someone that they all agreed was not a good vice president, was the least popular vice president.

[384] Nobody even fucking knew anything about her.

[385] Nothing.

[386] Bro, everybody made fun of her.

[387] Even like Joe Scarborough was talking about, she's like a problem for the ticket.

[388] Sure.

[389] And now you look?

[390] And she's like neck in neck with him.

[391] Is she ahead of him today?

[392] The whole thing's so nuts, man. But Taylor Swift's on her side.

[393] It's going to come down in these key states to just county by county.

[394] It's going to be like, you know, where you're going to, hour to hour, you're going to see this county turn in and it's red and it goes up.

[395] And then the blue county, it's really going to be in PA, Michigan, Wisconsin, North Carolina, Nevada, Arizona, Nevada, Arizona.

[396] And then you got its Malian balance.

[397] Oh, yeah, yeah.

[398] It's going to be crazy.

[399] I still think it's so crazy that, you know, a lot of the developed world has Saturday elections, you know?

[400] Yeah, it should be.

[401] Yeah, it's where people are...

[402] Yeah, you don't have to work.

[403] Yeah, it's just fucking crazy.

[404] It's ridiculous.

[405] Most people have to work.

[406] And also, vote in person with the fucking ID.

[407] We just got through three fucking years of you have to have a vaccine passport in order to get food.

[408] Right, and you don't have to show your ID.

[409] You have to be able to show an ID and show that you're vaccinated to get on an airplane.

[410] We just got through that.

[411] And now all of a sudden, it's racist to say that you want voter ID.

[412] No, I think it's insane that...

[413] There's only one reason to do it that way.

[414] There's two things that are going on simultaneously.

[415] You're letting in literally millions of people, millions of people.

[416] And you're giving them all these services for sure.

[417] Okay, whatever much, there's all this talk about they gave the money and there was, you know, all these stories about people getting debit cards and food stamps and all this money.

[418] And then they're putting them up in hotels in New York City and they're giving them free food.

[419] And then there's people that are poor that live in America.

[420] They're like, hey, why am I not getting that?

[421] What's going on here?

[422] Well, because they already have your vote.

[423] They've already tricked you into voting specifically for this one party.

[424] So now, if you bring in millions and millions of people, and then the same people that want to bring these people in or that are allowing their policies that are allowing these people to come in are the same people that think voter ID is racist.

[425] Like, you're racist saying voter ID is racist, by the way.

[426] Because you're saying that these people are too stupid to get a fucking driver's license.

[427] Yeah.

[428] Everybody has a goddamn driver's license.

[429] What are you saying?

[430] I know.

[431] What are you saying?

[432] Like, voter ID is racist?

[433] Yeah, our system is really...

[434] Crazy.

[435] And so are, like, the county drawings that they do for districts, you know?

[436] The gerrymandering, like, they're like, oh, and you look at the graph and it's just to, to, like, engulf a part of a district that doesn't make sense to include it in.

[437] All of this is manipulation.

[438] Well, there's also how many seats is dependent upon how many people are in your county.

[439] And the more people you import into your county, the more you can change, like, the demographics.

[440] But these county lines make no sense half the time when you look at them, when you study the way that they're attributed.

[441] You've got to fucking give the Democrats credit for the manipulation.

[442] I mean, they did everything a lot.

[443] Like, every time they've had a hurdle.

[444] Like, they moved Bernie off the fucking primaries.

[445] They fucked him.

[446] Yeah.

[447] You know, then it comes to the whole thing with RFK.

[448] They fucked him.

[449] Fuck you.

[450] Fuck you.

[451] Fuck you.

[452] Everybody's out.

[453] they've done, I mean, and right in front of everybody's face.

[454] And yet all these people are like, yay, save democracy.

[455] Like, are you not seeing what's going on?

[456] Are you not seeing like, if the same people with the same ideas played fair, if the same people with the same ideas played fair, we have a different thing.

[457] We have a different thing.

[458] We have a different thing.

[459] And then we can get back to people disagreeing about policy, disagreeing about plans.

[460] You seem like we're far from that.

[461] We're so far from that.

[462] We're so far from that that people don't even give a fuck about what the policy is.

[463] They're just committed to their side.

[464] And anything their side does that's kind of fucked up or twisted or they'll gaslight you want it.

[465] Then they'll say it's not that big of a deal.

[466] And then they'll tell you it's good that that's happening.

[467] Yeah.

[468] Of course.

[469] You fully justify it.

[470] Somebody had a great tweet about the eating pets thing.

[471] It's one of those things where I just, I read it.

[472] And I'm just, I'm so happy that we live.

[473] living a time of the internet because the internet is so fun because there's so many regular people out there in the world that are so fun yeah they are so this dude's name is uh nick fritas and um green beret combat veteran so but look at his uh look at this tweet that i sent you jamie he fucking i can't believe this is a topic the left no one is eating people's pets which means we're one week away from why do you care that people are eating pets three weeks from why eating pets is a good thing four weeks from refusing to eat pets is white supremacy no he's got it he fucking nailed it he nailed it it's just like we live in such a mad mad world yeah and if you it's like this is entertaining too to read this but also if you lose yourself in these like back and forth online you lose your fucking mind oh you lose your fucking mind yeah yeah and there's a lot of people who's in their mind.

[474] It's just I don't engage in it.

[475] I know you don't either.

[476] It's a bad way to communicate with people.

[477] It's a bad way.

[478] It's bad for your health.

[479] I really believe that.

[480] I think it's bad for your mental health.

[481] I 100 % agree.

[482] I remember, I don't know if he still does this.

[483] And I've heard other people do this, but I remember when DeStefano told me that he was like a year or so ago.

[484] He's like, it's fucking with my like happiness.

[485] And then he gave somebody his login stuff.

[486] He's like, I don't want it.

[487] You have it.

[488] Yeah.

[489] I'll just.

[490] just send you things to post, but I'm never going to, I don't, I don't even have my own login.

[491] Ari did that for a while, too.

[492] Right before the Kobe thing.

[493] He went, he got back online and immediately went bad.

[494] Oh, my God.

[495] Yeah.

[496] But it's not good for anybody.

[497] And that's why I am absolutely addicted to looking at things on my phone.

[498] I'm addicted to watching YouTube.

[499] I'm addicted to stories, just looking at stories on Google.

[500] And a lot of his nonsense, but a lot of his super interesting science stuff, there's a lot.

[501] I get a lot of super interesting science stuff all day.

[502] You try to send me super interesting stuff?

[503] Productive stuff.

[504] Yeah, but not you and me. Well, you and me have a bad thing going.

[505] We have a bad thing.

[506] You and me, our text, which is what I was going to get to, our text message chain is the fucking worst thing on the internet.

[507] It's so dark.

[508] People go, hey, because they hear about it, and they go, include me, and I'm going to ruin your fucking life?

[509] You want your whole algorithm to be just the darkest?

[510] Yeah, this is mine and Tommy's thing.

[511] But the darkest, the darkest things we find.

[512] And my algorithm is a confusing.

[513] Oh, yeah, it's a mess.

[514] Like, it's confusing.

[515] It's dark, semi -erotic, and it's just the most peculiar.

[516] Like, there's also, I just can't help with all the censorship that has become, you know, it's so prevalent.

[517] It's one of the big topics of the last five years.

[518] I still don't understand why I get to watch murders.

[519] All day long.

[520] I mean, I get to see on my Instagram.

[521] uh executions a lot of russian car accidents and manufacturing mishaps um uh like people getting electrocuted hit by trains yep and then and straight up just gun to the head just of like hit men yeah i've seen on on close circuit tv where you're like this is cool but like i don't know a girl's tit isn't and and somebody somebody uh leaving a comment that is like uh you misgendered someone yeah like the Language is that person's account gets fucking banned, but I can see this guy get his head fucking blown off.

[522] Why?

[523] It doesn't add up at all.

[524] Well, that was why the old Twitter was weird, because they had hardcore porn.

[525] There was always hardcore pornography, but if you misgendered someone, you'd be banned for life.

[526] Yeah.

[527] That's so, that doesn't add up at all.

[528] It's always been this thing in America, like one of the big European versus American differences is that, you know, we always had this, you know, holier than.

[529] than thou reaction to the naked body and just sex in general, right?

[530] Like there's a topless person or a lovemaking scene and people are like, you know, either this is NC17 or, you know, but we can have someone like a grenade in a guy's mouth and they're like, yeah, well, that's that's on fucking TNT today.

[531] Well, how is it getting through Instagram's filters?

[532] I don't, because I asked you this like a couple months ago because I'm not on TikTok.

[533] I'm like, did you see that when you sent me something particularly disturbing?

[534] I was like, okay, is this on TikTok too?

[535] I've seen crazy shit there as well.

[536] I do know that the go around on Instagram seems to be just in your caption.

[537] So if you notice, if you look at the caption.

[538] A lot of time it's like 2024 Mercedes -Benz and G. That's an amazing off -road vehicle.

[539] Because they figured out that the whatever, the sensors and the algorithm doesn't, watch the video.

[540] It's like your cat, if you were to write, here is a guy getting hit by a truck and the fucking head comes off in your caption, that thing would get taken down.

[541] But if you're like, check out the new fucking 2024 MDX or whatever it's called.

[542] But here's the question, where is the money?

[543] How are they making money off this?

[544] That's good.

[545] I don't know.

[546] Because whoever's putting these videos up, these are accounts from bots.

[547] So if you look at the accounts, there's no real comments.

[548] and real things that anybody's saying with that account and then this account might have thousands of these videos Yeah And the war footage Oh God I saw one yesterday Where this drone A kamikaze drone Was coming after these guys And they were shooting at it with AKs And they couldn't take it down The thing was evading the bullets And then finally it moved into the guy threw his AK at it And it blew up It saved his life Really He threw his fucking rifle At the drone as it was coming to swoo because they they dive on you and blow up i i think being able to see those i will say this gives you like a very sobering perspective yeah on modern day war yeah because that's obviously you know that wasn't a thing in vietnam or world war too you see it but like the fact that you see these guys out in a field you know whatever side they're on i'm just talking about the the reality of these human beings run and then this fucking drone with a camera is chasing them down.

[549] Yeah.

[550] And it can just blow it.

[551] Well, this is the first time that's ever happening.

[552] It's fucking so disturbing.

[553] The first time we've ever had drones that chase people.

[554] Yeah, I'd never.

[555] I mean, I'd seen, obviously, had heard of and knew about drones that are like basically satellites, you know, that, like, that fly.

[556] Right.

[557] I know they're like planes and they lock in on a, on a location and fire a missile.

[558] Right.

[559] But these little tiny ones that just, yeah, chase people and blow up.

[560] I mean...

[561] They're suicide bombers.

[562] Yeah, it's really...

[563] It's super disturbed.

[564] Guys are going into the trenches with gopros on.

[565] Like, I watched this one where this Russian guy killed these Ukrainian guys that were in, like, they were in a trench.

[566] And he's like, got a GoPro on.

[567] Crazy.

[568] And he guns these guys down when they're in the trench.

[569] And one guy's, like, struggling for the rifle.

[570] And then he fucking gets the barrel back and blows his head off.

[571] And you're like, yo!

[572] Yeah.

[573] And it's all, like, five feet away, three feet.

[574] feet away like fuck and you see that and then they're like do you want to make a prosciutto a mozzarella sandwich next like that's my feed and you're like yeah i think so yeah if you saw my feed if i was like um being arrested for being a serial killer yeah and they'd look at his social media like look at his algorithm oh yeah look at his algorithm oh that i mean christina just all day she's just like you're such a sick person she's like look what you want look what you fill your head with i don't show my wife i also go to well i go to bed and i always put on biography Like it's either war, a serial killer, or it's a scripted show about a murder.

[575] It's the only thing that, like, it engages that I find enticing and exciting to watch are like either real stories about horrible things or I like suspense.

[576] You know, I like that genre.

[577] So I just am always watching it.

[578] Well, it's always interesting just psychologically to see, like, what the fuck were the, you know, like you're watching something on Richard Ramirez or something like that.

[579] I was this guy like?

[580] Oh, yeah.

[581] I just cannot watch those things at night.

[582] If I watch them in the day, I can tolerate them.

[583] But at night, before I go to bed, it just gives me too much room for crazy thoughts.

[584] Well, that's a, apparently, that's a healthier reaction than mine.

[585] Because I watch it, and I'm like, night night.

[586] And I just fucking go to bed.

[587] I don't, I can't watch things about war at night.

[588] Yeah.

[589] War freaks me out the most because I'm always like, okay, before Pearl Harbor or before 9 -11, like, no one knew that was going to happen.

[590] Like, how do we not know?

[591] How do we know that we're not in a situation right now where we're just before something really fucked up happens?

[592] And that gets me at night.

[593] Yeah, I understand that.

[594] I mean, and also the way that now, because I've watched docs on those very things recently, like the latest one, the latest Nazi one, because at some point I'm also like, are they ever just going to be like, I think we've covered it with Hitler?

[595] Never.

[596] And never, and never.

[597] And then I watched the latest, one that there was a Netflix release and it was absolutely phenomenal like the best docu -series I've ever seen done on the Nazis yeah it's it's like a six or eight -part series I don't remember what it's called you it came out a couple months ago it's so fucking good you don't realize that they could go deeper and and really highlight things that you didn't know about it's just so educational but um Hitler and the Nazis evil on It is fucking so goddamn good.

[598] I cannot tell you how good this is.

[599] So is this colorized footage?

[600] There's colored footage.

[601] They go between, you know, like real footage, like real historical footage, narration, and it's just...

[602] Do they have dramatization as well?

[603] Yes, and it's so high level.

[604] It's so well done.

[605] It just paints a picture in a way that I don't think has really been done before.

[606] It's just incredibly fascinating.

[607] But, yeah, I mean, I get that at night, too, because you kind of go, like, especially, you know, I mean, it was highlighted, I think, even in the debate.

[608] And so it is a very valid point, which is that, you know, you just don't know what's going to happen in any war.

[609] But, you know, when you have Russia involved in this war, you do have a country with thousands of nukes.

[610] Yeah.

[611] Like, you just don't know how he's deciding to play this.

[612] You don't know.

[613] Nobody knows.

[614] And he's a KGB guy who's a dictator.

[615] Yeah, yeah.

[616] Like, the whole thing is mad.

[617] It's crazy.

[618] And you just can do, you know, one little thing that, for him, that's the line.

[619] Yeah.

[620] You just don't know what that is.

[621] Yeah, you don't know what that is.

[622] And you don't know why it's happening.

[623] You know, you hear about NATO, moving their arms closer to Russia.

[624] And you know that there was a coup that was probably facilitated by the United States in 2014.

[625] And it's like, fuck, man. Like, all this munking with shit overseas scares the fuck out of me, man. Of course, yeah.

[626] Every day, there could be some new thing popping off somewhere in the world, and you're like...

[627] That's another one, the turning point, doc, about, like, the history of the Cold War.

[628] And when you realize how the nuke programs evolved and what was really going, and, like, how in the 60s, when we were, you know, Bay of Pigs and all that was happening, we thought.

[629] because they postured like we can fucking take you guys down too and they we ended up discovering later that they had like seven bombs and we had like 10 ,000 at the time oh god but then seven's enough though it's enough but it's also like you know you could also target these areas it's a it's a more you can deal with it but of course they never showed that hand but then you see how in the into the 80s, how their program just far exceeded are.

[630] At one point, they had, like, triple what we had.

[631] Also, these are an amount of bombs that it doesn't even really matter.

[632] If you have 33 ,000 nukes, it's like, you know, what the fuck you're going to do with that?

[633] The world's over.

[634] Yeah, it's over anyway.

[635] But how we both operated on a sense that, like, oh, yeah, if either one of us crosses the line, it's just over for both of us.

[636] Yeah, mutually short self -destruction.

[637] Yes.

[638] And then the other thing was that during the Reagan administration, they kind of, like, forced the Russians into trying to keep up with us militarily, which kind of bankrupt the Soviet Union.

[639] Sure.

[640] Because if you have a communist country, it's way harder to get money.

[641] You're not making anything.

[642] You're not selling anything.

[643] You're not ever, you're not a lot of capital being thrown around.

[644] And things got really bad there economically.

[645] Like massive poverty and starvation.

[646] Yeah.

[647] And while you're having massive military spending, it's kind of unsustainable.

[648] But then they've since recovered.

[649] Yeah.

[650] And then them like China, Like, what's interesting what China has done is China has developed this sort of, they have capitalism and communism, which is the way to do it.

[651] Like, you get people motivated to make a lot of money, get industries, get huge, but everything is completely tied into the government, which is like, oh, we nailed it.

[652] Yeah, this is it.

[653] It's a good program.

[654] It's a good program.

[655] It's not good for the people.

[656] Yeah.

[657] It's not good for us.

[658] It's good for running the show.

[659] It's great for running the show.

[660] Yeah.

[661] And that's, you know, this is what's scary about what's going on in this country, is there's some people that have the notion that.

[662] in order for us to compete with these other countries, we have to govern people in a more similar way than they do.

[663] They have to have more control over information, more control over what people say and do, more control over money.

[664] You know, China now has centralized digital currency in some places, which is, that's very scary.

[665] Yeah.

[666] Once the government has complete access to your money and be able to shut your money off or to, like, you saw what happened in Canada with the truckers.

[667] Yeah.

[668] So these people just donated money to this trucker protest.

[669] So it's all they did.

[670] Donate money.

[671] And Canada shut their bank accounts down, which is, that's scary stuff, man. It's very scary.

[672] That's banana republic shit.

[673] And that's, you could walk to Canada.

[674] I was not that far.

[675] To the, you know, when we had the, what was it called, what's the company that they had the malfunction and the airline just stopped for a fucking day?

[676] Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[677] And my friends was bringing up how, you know, all these car manufacturers have, are starting, are pledging, you know, we'll be fully electric by 20.

[678] 35 or whatever.

[679] And I'm like, man, for me, I've just always been like, you know, that would suck just because I like cars that are gas powered.

[680] And, you know, I guess I'm a dinosaur in that way.

[681] But no, they're cool.

[682] They're cool.

[683] But what my friend was like, he was like, you know, he brought up that, that malfunction.

[684] He was like, you know, I just keep thinking about that if we were all electric, that the government could also just go like, doop.

[685] Like, cars don't work today.

[686] Well, there's cars today that have OnStar on them that the police can shut your car off.

[687] Yeah.

[688] So if you're running a high -speed chase when the cops and you have some vehicle that has OnStar on it, you just hit a button.

[689] Is that true?

[690] Make sure that's true.

[691] That might be theoretical.

[692] I think it's true, though.

[693] I think they could just shut your car off.

[694] That's pretty scary.

[695] But they market to you like, look, if someone steals your Corvette, Tom, you just call up.

[696] And then we'll have that car shut off.

[697] Sure.

[698] And that person's on the highway and it just pulls over for them.

[699] Yeah.

[700] Yeah.

[701] scary yeah well you know the story about michael hastings right um michael hastings was the reporter for rolling stone this is what they list for okay can police use on -star disabled car if the vehicle's parked and turned off the on -star advisor can use remote ignition block to prevent the engine from being restarted allowing the police to recover the vehicle so they can only do it once it's off um can they okay can police use on start to disable a car, click that, search for, below.

[702] Below that, that part, click that.

[703] See if that gives you a different answer.

[704] The vehicle's parked and turned off, same thing.

[705] So can it shut off your car while you're driving?

[706] Hold on, can you go back?

[707] This is exactly what you're asking.

[708] Disable engine and end high -speed chases, so it can.

[709] Satellite technology that could disable an engine with a simple push of a button helped end the high -speed chase of a stolen sports utility vehicle in the port, resulting in the arrest.

[710] of a mishawaka man and look at it says there yeah it was reaching 80 miles an hour before the on -star technology slowed it to 20 so it's just basically shut it down so on star controlled this guy's car and they're looking at it like it's a good thing because it is a good thing because this guy's a crazy person reckless driving other counts resisting law enforcement running from the cops but it's kind of crazy that they they could just press a button so maybe it's something that you didn't really do Maybe you're a whistleblower for some chemical company that's done something that's illegal and then people don't want you to, you're going to crash the stock market and, you know, you're on the run and they know he's got the papers on him, find that fuck.

[711] And they just, boom, slow your Cadillac down.

[712] Spooky.

[713] That's kind of spooky, man. It's spooky because we know that people abuse power.

[714] It's not spooky.

[715] Look, if we had, our elected officials were all super enlightened beings.

[716] that were different than human beings and that only did things according to ethics and rules and morals and knew what was right and what was wrong.

[717] Yeah.

[718] Yeah, okay, maybe then you can make a justification.

[719] Yeah, but that's not our case.

[720] That's not humans.

[721] That's not humans.

[722] All that stuff's crazy.

[723] It's just you're giving too much power to people.

[724] And then you could figure out a way to justify and say, yeah, what are those people that are running from the cops?

[725] You're right, you're right, you're right.

[726] But what about someone who's corrupt?

[727] who's got a hold of that technology and they're tracking their ex -wife because she's going to testify against them and they have her whacked.

[728] Yeah.

[729] That shit happens too.

[730] For sure it does.

[731] For fucking sure.

[732] And then if there's no record of it, if you just got some sort of computer and you can just fucking slow down someone's car and then the hitman catches up to him, guns are down or whatever.

[733] Yeah.

[734] It's a, it's a, I mean, all technology can be abused.

[735] A hundred percent.

[736] Yeah.

[737] Well, we're seeing that with our, with Google searches.

[738] Nobody ever thought that you could just manipulate Google searches, but you 100 % can.

[739] I had Robert Epstein on the other day, and he was explaining how it's done and what they do, and they're capturing all these ephemeral.

[740] So, like, every time Google shows you stories or every time you Google something, they record what Google shows it.

[741] And every time you Google something about Trump's going to show you all the negative, Google about Kamala Harris can show you all the positive.

[742] And just by doing that for the casual voter, they can change the vote by a significant percentage.

[743] It's really, it's insane.

[744] Also the listening thing, you know?

[745] It's like when I ran into a meta engineer when I was on the road at a hotel.

[746] He was like, oh, I'm a fan.

[747] And we just started talking.

[748] And I was like, hey, I mean, because we had just talked with, I was with my tour crew about, this is so fucking, you know, just the thing you keep going.

[749] It's just so weird that we were having this conversation and it's right here.

[750] Like it's, A, it's in my algorithm now.

[751] and then also I'm getting emails about this.

[752] Very strange.

[753] So strange.

[754] And then we did an experiment.

[755] I was like, all right, let's just keep talking about Lamborginis.

[756] Like, let's just keep talking about them.

[757] And we just kept talking about them in this conversation with our phones out.

[758] And then, I don't know, two hours later, we were all sharing.

[759] Like, look at my thing.

[760] It's just, like, my algorithm now has at Lamborghinis.

[761] And I got an email about a Lamborghini.

[762] Like, it's so, and he goes, he goes.

[763] goes, well, you know we listen, right?

[764] And I go, well, yeah, I mean, I figure, like, I know that we all kind of talk about it, but, like, it's weird to have you confirm it, you know?

[765] Did he say they listen when the app is open?

[766] He didn't, we didn't go that far.

[767] He was just like, well, you know, we listen to you.

[768] Have you ever done an experiment where all your, all your apps are closed and you just started talking about something and see if Google picks that up?

[769] Uh -uh.

[770] Because that would be interesting.

[771] We should do that right now.

[772] Okay.

[773] Okay, what should we talk about?

[774] What would be a good thing?

[775] Let's see.

[776] Let me make sure that everything, all my shit is closed.

[777] I'm going to close everything.

[778] Close.

[779] What would be a good thing to talk about that would find out?

[780] Let's go, something that we don't ever look up.

[781] Yeah, something that is not on our radar.

[782] High school baseball.

[783] High school baseball is definitely not something I'm interested in.

[784] Right.

[785] So you don't talk about high school baseball.

[786] I never talk about high school baseball.

[787] High school baseball is so important because high school baseball teaches you.

[788] your teamwork.

[789] It does.

[790] And it teaches you how to perform together with friends.

[791] You develop camaraderie.

[792] You learn how to compete.

[793] And high school baseball really is, that is the minor leagues of the minor leagues.

[794] Because if you thrive in high school baseball and you're legit, a good high school baseball player.

[795] Yeah.

[796] Then you go to college.

[797] You go to college.

[798] And you can go into the minors and you could even.

[799] Next thing you know, you're in the majors.

[800] And you're in the major.

[801] And you're driving a Lamborghini.

[802] And you're driving a yellow Lamborghini.

[803] Okay, now let's see.

[804] How much time do you think it takes before?

[805] I think it takes a little more.

[806] High school baseball.

[807] I think you should.

[808] I just want to bring up high school, high school baseball.

[809] High school baseball.

[810] I think high school baseball result.

[811] And also it's like when you think about high school baseball, you realize that, you know, pitching at that level, you're not, you're a real outlier if you get above 90 miles an hour because there's some high school kids that can pitch like 80, 85.

[812] When you start getting high school kids pitching above 90, you're talking about an elite level, a kid with a lot of potential.

[813] Big old fella.

[814] Long ass arms.

[815] He's got that, he's torque.

[816] Yeah, whip.

[817] Those dudes can whip that ball.

[818] So, like, what is the fastest anyone's ever thrown a fastball?

[819] That's a great question.

[820] I mean, it's definitely, oh, okay, that's a good guess.

[821] And I definitely don't know.

[822] I know the real baseball fans are going to be like, fucking idiot.

[823] But I'm going to guess one, uh, 12?

[824] Is that crazy?

[825] I was going to say 118.

[826] Okay.

[827] That's just a wild guess, though.

[828] Is this going to be the...

[829] What do you think it is, Jamie?

[830] Do you know what it is?

[831] Is this going to be the highest in a game or just the highest?

[832] Highest ever, like the fastest.

[833] There must be, like, who's the fastest?

[834] So I bet the guy who's the best ever or fastest ever isn't the best.

[835] Right, because probably not the most accurate.

[836] Like, it's just like in tennis.

[837] Yeah.

[838] The craziest speed ever on a serve is not from Federer.

[839] Right, right, right, right, right.

[840] Like, a guy with the hardest punch is not necessarily the best fighter.

[841] Exactly.

[842] What is, let's take a guess.

[843] That's a better, I mean, you got, you brought up a good point, so I was trying to erase, like, in Major League Baseball from the search, if I could.

[844] What's the fastest pitch ever thrown?

[845] Fastest in Major League Baseball, it's 105 .8.

[846] What about, in, like, the world record for the fastest ball ever thrown?

[847] There's got to be competitions, right?

[848] Like, they have those golf competitions where dudes just drive the ball.

[849] A thousand percent, yeah.

[850] Yeah, but if you could throw a fastball, you would just be in the major leagues.

[851] That's true.

[852] They would just figure out a way to get you over the plate.

[853] You only have to do it like 10 times and you can make a lot of money.

[854] So 105?

[855] 105 .8.

[856] Yeah, there's a bunch of, one guy has done it a bunch of times at 105 and a few people have joined him in the 105, but no one's cracked 106.

[857] That must be so fast coming at you.

[858] It's terrifying.

[859] You ever look at the, like, from an umpire's perspective?

[860] No, but I'm saying, I mean, that's, it's terrible.

[861] But have you look at tennis, the high level serve speeds?

[862] What are their speeds?

[863] we're talking like into the 130s really yeah like there's probably a guy who's probably don't 140 all right I'm opening up Google let's see if we get any high school baseball come on Google don't you disappoint me 163 for fastest what what christ fastest serve 163 fuck yeah and John Eisner yeah Eisner 610 is 157 bro that's banana he's 610 so far it's just wolves in MMA so I think you gotta give that about 30 30 minutes to an hour and then again what do I have I got chiropractors Italian women's feet I got the debate I got upcoming fights I got some Kenello Alvarez Connor sugar Sean O'Malley and Marab Duavish Willie watches watches cyber truck baseball but you know it would be interesting though is you check back in an hour right yeah that's what I'm going to do I'm going to keep checking back for high school baseball and if high school baseball well now I'm cheating because I got Google open I'm going to shut it now we'll see we'll see if they get me I should have come up with a product instead of high school baseball product's a good idea like Lamborghini's a product you're going to try to sell you the product that would be a better move there you go I should have had a product what would be the product but I want it to be a product that I wouldn't ordinarily search that's why I said high school baseball right like what's a product that I wouldn't search mm -hmm have you searched humedores no humedores that's a good one cigar humidor cigar humidor yeah cigar humedores what are the best ones yeah cigar huminors what's the difference there's so many sizes and are there some that are too crazy and that it's overkill and there's something what's the best wood for a cigar humidor to my one of my They were built a room.

[864] He was not trying to get away from his wife.

[865] He built, like, a store.

[866] He's trying to hide.

[867] He's trying to hide from his wife.

[868] It's awesome.

[869] He's hiding.

[870] I love it.

[871] I don't want to do this anymore.

[872] I mean, they just, it's women repellent.

[873] Yeah, it's so funny.

[874] Yeah, no woman's ever like, hmm.

[875] Yeah, they hate it.

[876] They think it stinks.

[877] It's so funny.

[878] They hate it when it's outside.

[879] Like, oh, that guy across the street's got a cigar.

[880] So nice to start.

[881] You know what I did yesterday?

[882] Oh, yeah.

[883] Sure.

[884] Sure.

[885] I had a gummy, a mushroom gummy.

[886] It was so good.

[887] Just a light one?

[888] Yeah.

[889] Yeah, just something like that.

[890] It was nice.

[891] Shouldn't that be legal Tommy Buns?

[892] Is it not?

[893] I mean, it kind of is.

[894] It depends on the mushroom.

[895] I take a lot of functional mushrooms over the last six months or something.

[896] So I've been taking Reiki and corticeps and...

[897] I've got to get you one of these, though, that they're really good.

[898] Smooth.

[899] Very nice.

[900] I'm also, like, a bit naive as I haven't partaken that much before.

[901] So I did mine, like, before bed.

[902] Oh, no. And then I put, like, an eye mask on, and I was like, ha.

[903] You saw some things.

[904] Oh, yeah.

[905] I've seen all kinds of shit.

[906] And then it's 2 .30 in the morning, and I'm like, I've got to take something else so I can go to bed.

[907] Well, when I get riled up late at night, I always feel like an idiot because I was like, I've just ruined.

[908] my sleep.

[909] Yeah, that's what I didn't like.

[910] Late at night, and I've got too many crazy ideas and start freaking me out, it just ruins your sleep.

[911] And the next thing you know, it's four o 'clock at the morning, you go in bed.

[912] It's fucked.

[913] It fucked me up.

[914] I know.

[915] It was just my own ignorance.

[916] And then if you have a podcast the next day, you got baggy eyes, you look like shit, and your brain is not working so great.

[917] Oh, by the way, one of the best supplements for performance, mental performance, when you are missing sleep is creatine.

[918] Really?

[919] Like, creatine that, like, the work.

[920] yeah the creatine the workout supplement it's really good for workouts but it's also really good for cognitive function didn't know that yeah well if you think about it what creatine does like google what exactly what creatine does so i don't fuck this up but what i think it does essentially is it allows your body to hold on to more water yeah it's there's more water in the muscle so it increases muscle volume and it helps okay here what does it say creatine's compound body naturally makes get it from protein -rich foods, it supplies energy to your muscles, and may also promote brain health.

[921] Many people take creatine supplements to increase strength, improve performance, and help.

[922] What happened?

[923] What'd just do?

[924] Yeah, but you changed it.

[925] I was reading it.

[926] Okay.

[927] Increased strength, improve performance, and help keep their minds sharp.

[928] I've never heard this.

[929] But the study, the recent study was the positive effects of creatine on people that are sleep -deprived.

[930] Interesting.

[931] It says an increased energy supply to neurons in the brain, which may help with.

[932] mood and thinking.

[933] So it does something with water.

[934] It makes you gain a little weight from it that I think you're storing more water.

[935] So you have a bad night to sleep?

[936] The next day.

[937] Yeah, but I take it every day anyway.

[938] I've been taking it every day anyway for like the past six months.

[939] Really?

[940] Yeah, it makes a difference.

[941] It really does.

[942] It makes a difference in your workouts.

[943] But what I think, I try to take as many things as possible that are good for cognitive performance.

[944] you know obviously like doing a podcast you need that increased water here it is creatine is an osmonically active substance thus any increase in the body's CR content should result in increased water retention and consequent gains in body mass well i knew about the water retention and that it was a verified to have like it's one of the supplements that you can count on for gains yes it's it's i'd never heard about the uh brain aspect of it ever yeah that's um more recent they've been talking about that um you know it's been used as a muscle supplement since like the 90s or or been popular since the 90s jimmy what does it say about um because there was some sort of a study about uh creatine supplementation um to enhance performance with sleep deprivation because there was this study that was showing that you know your cognitive performance when you just have like four or five hour sleep drops off a cliff you know i notice it in a big big way i'm just like it's 70 % of like my normal single high dose of creatine can temporarily improve cognitive performance during sleep deprivation this is due to creatine's ability to prevent a drop in pH level improve processing speed increase intercellular energy consumption and increase high extracellular creatine availability not awesome that is so fucking cool yeah i really had no clue about that this yeah I take it every day really poor night's sleep like a month or so ago and I was going into my writer's room on my show and that's the like to me like when you go what's the worst things about it when you have no when you have bad sleep are a physically like your workouts suck like it's it's really rough yeah poor sleep but mentally to you know I hate doing a show I'm poor sleep And to go into a writer's room Where you're supposed to be You know Fast creative And yeah We're talking about all the stories And And I took a stimulant Don't don't Dolly shit It was like I slept Fucking 12 hours I couldn't believe Which ones you take By Vance Yeah Holy nice You like it Oh my God I was like Can I get some more And the person was like I'm supposed to give you this This is It was amazing I think you have ADD, or ADHD, whatever the fuck it is.

[945] Confirmed.

[946] I think so.

[947] But I couldn't.

[948] I think we both need Vivance, whatever it is.

[949] It's fucking awesome.

[950] Isn't that the guy who's the vice president under Trump?

[951] No, JD Vance.

[952] Yeah, J .D. Vance, the creator of Vivance.

[953] I couldn't believe, though, how the, I mean, I was really dragon.

[954] I was like on one of those, like, I slept three to a half, four hours.

[955] And I also said, bam.

[956] I mean, firing on all cylinders.

[957] Really?

[958] It was like I had a great night's sleep.

[959] Really?

[960] I could not believe.

[961] What's the come down like?

[962] Not that bad.

[963] Really?

[964] Apparently that's one of the...

[965] Don't tell me on this.

[966] Don't do it.

[967] The big difference is between is that the crash from Adderall.

[968] I never did Adderall.

[969] I never had it.

[970] But people talk about the post Adderall crash.

[971] But the Vivance, I was like, yeah, I feel fine.

[972] They got it nailed.

[973] Yeah.

[974] These motherfuckers.

[975] They'd fucking nailed it, dude.

[976] These motherfuckers.

[977] And, yeah.

[978] Yeah, there's a lot of people out there just turning and grinding all day on amphetamines.

[979] That's where it is.

[980] Yeah.

[981] Yeah, it's pretty incredible.

[982] I can't believe I'm bringing it up again, but that book over there, Blitzed, is a Norman Oler book about the Nazis during the Blitzkrieg campaign.

[983] They were all on meth.

[984] All of them, yeah.

[985] And then, you know, a lot of people don't know.

[986] I talk about it on stage, but the people don't know that.

[987] Hitler was on a lot of cocaine, too.

[988] Oh, Hitler was on a lot of oxycodone, too.

[989] Yeah, but the Coke part was always, like, to me, the thing that I was like, wait, what?

[990] And it was his doctor that was getting it to him.

[991] That's what that book's all about.

[992] It's really fascinating how that whole, the whole army was all methed out.

[993] Oh, yeah.

[994] And they would give more meth to the people that were on the front lines.

[995] Like the tank guys, they got the most meth.

[996] Yeah.

[997] Just fucking meth them up.

[998] Makes sense.

[999] People on meth, what is it?

[1000] People on meth love confrontation, you know, like they are aggressive.

[1001] Yeah, they seek out confrontation.

[1002] So I remember I talked to Dr. Drew one time.

[1003] He goes, people on cocaine run from the cops and people on meth run towards the cops.

[1004] Really?

[1005] Yeah.

[1006] So he's like, you get people like a really like serious Coke problem.

[1007] They see a uniform and they bolt.

[1008] Whoa.

[1009] And then people on meth, like when they was like when dealing with like real.

[1010] I thought people, they see cops, and they're like, what's up, bitch?

[1011] And they're like, they want confrontation with uniforms.

[1012] Like, they just seek it out.

[1013] That's fucking what they do.

[1014] Did you see that football player get pulled over?

[1015] Yeah, man. That was fucking wild.

[1016] Tyree Kill?

[1017] Yeah.

[1018] On the way to the Dolphins game.

[1019] It's interesting.

[1020] He just didn't want to roll his window down.

[1021] I know.

[1022] And I understand, like, there's like a lot of people weighing in on, you know, the nuances of this whole thing.

[1023] because it's layered, it's not, but it's like, I mean, look, I'll never have Tyree Kill's experience, you know, like being a black guy in America and a McLaren, in a McLaren, and I don't know what it's like to get pulled over by cops.

[1024] My whole thing with cops, if I get pulled over, I always try to be like, yes, sir.

[1025] Yes, sir.

[1026] Now, he, like, people are right.

[1027] It's not against the law to be, to not be like that.

[1028] You're allowed.

[1029] to fucking to be like whatever hurry up and fucking figure this out you can do that but I just feel like it's not de -escalating things but then those cops were fucking hot with like you could tell the one in particular felt like to me watching it that he was he had felt maybe he'd be humiliated by also either somebody he recognized or just somebody with wealth who is feeling entitled that he wanted to show the other cops that like I don't take any shit which I feel like it's a human emotion but then...

[1030] Right, but you can't have that human emotion as a cop You can't.

[1031] You can't act on it for sure You can't just fucking throw somebody Yeah to the ground and cuff them as if they're a dangerous criminal Like he's like he was a violent offender Right It was really fucking nuts It is nuts The whole thing's nuts It's nuts But it's also It's like It's nuts both ways right it's like roll the window down just roll the window down is say yes sir i don't know what give your driver's license you're speeding you're going 103 miles an hour what are they're alleging i don't know what what his issue was he just didn't feel like it's a fun car that's a fucking that's a fun car is that a 765 i don't know what it is i don't know anything about mcclarence but it's fucking dope i know i remember when you were reviewing one when you had that uh car thing you were doing for a while dude they were giving me i've driven a lot of the lineup i've driven the 600 l t how can you ever got you ever got it I don't know, I should get one.

[1032] I just rode the new 750S.

[1033] It's fucking phenomenal.

[1034] But they're making cars that just a rich knucklehead can buy that has the most insane speed and power.

[1035] I remember when they sent, I specifically, I've driven, like I said, a lot of the lineup.

[1036] When I grow up the 765 LT, I remember talking to, at the time, he was with McLaren and F1, Daniel Ricardo.

[1037] and I was like, dude, I just drove this fucking thing.

[1038] And I've never, I've never, I've been driven a lot of cars.

[1039] I've never been more scared of what could happen in a car.

[1040] You know, I was just, I was driving down the 110, and we were doing like 70, and it was just open road.

[1041] And I had somebody in the passenger seat, and he was like, punch it.

[1042] And, I mean, in the blink of an eye, we're just, we're going 130, and it's just like, it's so fast.

[1043] and so responsive, you know, the slightest input.

[1044] And I was like, this is, this is a, it was a scary feeling where I go, I want to hand this in, like I want to turn this in right now, and I also want to order one, you know, like the both things, you're like, I know this is bad for me. Yeah.

[1045] But can I get some more Vibance?

[1046] Because this is fucking pretty cool.

[1047] Like, that's what it felt like.

[1048] It was, it was terrifying and seductive.

[1049] But the conversation that I had with them, I was like, it's crazy that you can just buy this.

[1050] Yeah.

[1051] And have, that there's.

[1052] There's no skill requirement associated.

[1053] And he and other automotive journalists were like, oh, yeah, you should definitely have to prove something to drive something like this.

[1054] Look at that thing.

[1055] Yeah.

[1056] Or like think about the Corvette ZR1.

[1057] So that has an even lower bar to entry.

[1058] Right?

[1059] That's like 200 grand, right?

[1060] What's a ZR1, the new one?

[1061] I don't know.

[1062] I don't know the price on that.

[1063] But that thing's insanity.

[1064] That's like 1 ,100 horsepower, right?

[1065] Really crazy.

[1066] Yeah.

[1067] Insane.

[1068] Rear -wheel drive car.

[1069] And all the manufacturers keep getting crazier and crazier and crazier.

[1070] And then you get to the electric stuff.

[1071] Yeah.

[1072] It's also like, it's a missile, you know.

[1073] 1 ,064.

[1074] So it's almost 1 ,100 horsepower.

[1075] Fucking bananas.

[1076] That's so much power for a car.

[1077] It used to be of a car at 400 horsepower.

[1078] Like I remember I got a Porsche turbo in like 2003.

[1079] And it was 420 horsepower.

[1080] Like, this is crazy.

[1081] That's a bonkers number.

[1082] It was crazy back then.

[1083] What does this go for?

[1084] Yeah.

[1085] Just Google MSRP for a ZR1.

[1086] You really can't get one.

[1087] You have to have an allocation, right?

[1088] There's probably...

[1089] Is that one?

[1090] One for sale?

[1091] That's the three...

[1092] 129.

[1093] Oh, it's no -6?

[1094] Oh, that's a Z -O -6.

[1095] Yeah, Z -O -6 is pretty fucking incredible, too.

[1096] So that's 129.

[1097] Oh, there you go.

[1098] The Z -R -1's probably...

[1099] Yeah, 200 grand.

[1100] $200 ,000.

[1101] a vet while others believe that it will start for much less than that oh so they haven't really got the price out there yet oh wow yeah that 765 is like 400 it's um 400 grand so crazy well then you got that hennessee that venom thing that's three million bucks yeah so you get like conius eggs pagani yeah have you seen that bugatti that has all of its instrumentation is all mechanical like a beautiful watch and the steering wheel turns around the gauge cluster so the gauge cluster maintains in the center of the wheel and your steering wheel turns around it and it never moves it's fucking magnificent and what is this in?

[1102] A Bugatti.

[1103] Oh wow I'm not even a Bugatti guy because Bugatti to me is like look at my dick that's Bugatti you know but look at that fucking thing yeah no they're sexy pieces of art. See if you can find the gauge cluster because the gauge cluster is just complete insanity scroll up towards so they get to the interior i know they have to there it is they're going to show it so that's the gauge cluster so the steering wheel spins around that stuff wow so that all that stuff sits behind the wheel and it's all mechanical clocks like look at it yes it's digital and mechanical at the same time oh he's going over it here yeah i mean it is just a piece of art and this is definitely like three and a half million dollars oh crazy money if you could get one right it's probably five million but you probably can't even get 3 .8 million pounds or is that is that pounds or euros?

[1104] What is that little thing squiggly thing?

[1105] That's pounds.

[1106] Pounds.

[1107] So what is 3 .8 million pounds?

[1108] I mean it's over 4 million dollars.

[1109] It's an incredible car.

[1110] But I mean you're you basically have a house you're driving around a fucking house.

[1111] That's too crazy.

[1112] Look at that little touchscreen pops up.

[1113] Look at that screen.

[1114] Wee.

[1115] Look at how it spins around says Bugatti.

[1116] Yeah.

[1117] Oh, baby.

[1118] Why are you laughing?

[1119] Why does it have to spin around?

[1120] Why didn't it just come out the way?

[1121] Because it's like, look at my dick.

[1122] It's a total look at my dick.

[1123] It's a big old Italian dick.

[1124] Hey, Joey, look at my dick.

[1125] It's incredible.

[1126] That's incredible.

[1127] The technology is just, I mean, it's like, what's going to have, what will be around in 20 years?

[1128] Because I got to say, when Bugatti, Pagani and Kona's, when they do these things, I, you know, I always say, think, like, this is outrageous.

[1129] Yeah.

[1130] But I'm also like, it's so.

[1131] that you have a spaceship like you that's basically yeah it's a ground ship yeah do you know uh sam altman he's always the head of open ai yeah he's always kind of said i'm not doing this for money i don't make any money and they just busted him in a four million dollar kona seg they did yes oh that's awesome you see if you can find that car the video of him in that car oh i don't need money but me money i'm not even interested in money he's driving around a four million dollar konaug god look at it oh my god go back to the beginning so you see him get in it Does it show him get in it?

[1132] No, that's him and it's fucking...

[1133] Yeah!

[1134] Elon was mocking him.

[1135] Look at that.

[1136] Got a $4 million car.

[1137] There he is.

[1138] Hi, busted.

[1139] Hey, bro.

[1140] I think you like money.

[1141] Look, you don't buy one of those unless you really want to get rich.

[1142] Yeah.

[1143] And you also want everyone to know how fucking rich.

[1144] You want everyone to know how rich, and you're rich right now enough...

[1145] I don't have a $4 million car.

[1146] I wouldn't drive with that.

[1147] I'd be freaked out.

[1148] I can't drive a house.

[1149] I can't park it anywhere.

[1150] What am I going to do?

[1151] That's crazy.

[1152] It's insane.

[1153] So that means he's got way more money than me. It's like, how much money do you get?

[1154] How much money you make it?

[1155] What are you doing?

[1156] What are you doing?

[1157] That you're driving a $4 million car.

[1158] And you're telling everybody you're not trying to make money?

[1159] I don't make it.

[1160] I don't know.

[1161] If you're not interested in money, you get a Mercedes.

[1162] You get a nice S class and people get mad at you.

[1163] You really want people to not get mad of you?

[1164] Get a Lexus 500, cruise around and style.

[1165] No one's going to get mad at you.

[1166] People don't, yeah, they're fine with that.

[1167] You have a $4 million car.

[1168] Hyper car.

[1169] And you're involved in artificial intelligence, and it's supposed to be open AI, and then also it became a private company.

[1170] There's like a lot of weirdness with like, what happened with the money, do you know?

[1171] Yeah, the amount.

[1172] Oh, Sam Altman car collection.

[1173] He's got a McLaren, F1.

[1174] Two McLaren's.

[1175] He's got the F1?

[1176] He's got some chatter.

[1177] Well, he probably already had a bunch of money already, right?

[1178] So how did he come into Open AI?

[1179] He says he's worth over $2 billion.

[1180] Well, there you go.

[1181] So he's got a $4 million car.

[1182] That's why.

[1183] He's got $2 billion?

[1184] Yeah.

[1185] Him and his husband, yeah, his partner.

[1186] Chazam!

[1187] Yeah, that checks out.

[1188] And also disposable income, because he ain't making no kids.

[1189] Yeah.

[1190] Let's go.

[1191] Let's go.

[1192] Four million dollar car.

[1193] I don't want.

[1194] I got, shit, money.

[1195] This money's not important to me. Yeah, I don't like it.

[1196] What did Elon say about it?

[1197] Because it was something about Elon mocking him.

[1198] It's like, because, you know, Elon was a part of, Open AI in the beginning.

[1199] Then he was like, hey, this isn't so open.

[1200] Right.

[1201] It's going on here.

[1202] And he brought up the threat that this is.

[1203] Elon mocks opening.

[1204] What is he saying?

[1205] How is he mocking him?

[1206] Oh, what does it say?

[1207] Open AI drive one of those expensive cars.

[1208] How did Open AI become a for -profit business when it was a nonprofit?

[1209] Elon says, great question.

[1210] But also, if this guy was already a billionaire.

[1211] So was he a billionaire before Open A. This was probably separate from, I remember when that happened on Twitter.

[1212] I don't, I just think someone's adding that in with this video of him in the car.

[1213] Oh, are they?

[1214] Yeah.

[1215] Oh, those dirty bitches.

[1216] What's the, um, you sure that wasn't quoting the actual video?

[1217] It could have been, but I don't think so.

[1218] It might be.

[1219] What's the origin of his money?

[1220] That's a good question.

[1221] What's the origin of Sam Altman's wealth?

[1222] Where do you make all the cheddar?

[1223] Or he's got a $4 million car.

[1224] Billion.

[1225] A $4 million car is also like, look at my dick.

[1226] Yeah, big time.

[1227] It's just like the Bugatti.

[1228] It's a huge flex.

[1229] Look at my dick.

[1230] According to the quickster says various investments through his venture capital firm, including Airbnb, Stripe.

[1231] Oh, Airbnb was a big one for him.

[1232] So he's balling.

[1233] He was already balling.

[1234] So don't be hating kids.

[1235] Fine.

[1236] The guy's making it.

[1237] He's out there rocking in the free world.

[1238] Fucking rat.

[1239] Yeah.

[1240] The thing about those cars, those cars are really fun.

[1241] But you know what my most fun car to drive?

[1242] is actually the most engaging car is my little air -cooled 964 that Porsche rx america rs america it's not the fastest yep not the fastest by any stretch of the imagination it's slow compared to my favorite is my slowest too which one gt4 yeah has that demand upgrade yeah but that car's way faster than my car but it's that car is pretty fucking fast it's pretty fast but it's not like i think everything else i have is almost faster than it so it's just engaging yes yeah and it's a that's a that's a And it puts the biggest smile on my face.

[1243] Right.

[1244] It's very fun.

[1245] Yeah, that's like my white car, the GG3RS, the Shark Works car.

[1246] Same kind of thing.

[1247] It's just real raw.

[1248] But they're not as raw as that little red car.

[1249] That little red car is like you're on an awesome ride at Disneyland.

[1250] Yeah.

[1251] Where you're in control of this.

[1252] You feel everything.

[1253] No power steering.

[1254] You know, there's like power -assisted brakes.

[1255] There's no air conditioning, no heat, no nothing.

[1256] Light as fuck.

[1257] 300 horsepower.

[1258] And it's just a thrill.

[1259] And it's just...

[1260] And it's just...

[1261] And it's just...

[1262] And it's just...

[1263] and you just it just makes your whole body tingle yeah it's like exciting that is to me the most fun thing doesn't even you don't have to be going fast that's what's crazy you merging on the highway getting to 65 miles an hour is a fucking thrill yeah whereas like in the Tesla it's like yeah it's just no sound all of a sudden you're going 70 you don't even notice it that car is like The problem with some of these, like, faster cars that I have and that exist is that a lot of times when you take them out, you're like, yeah, I'm not really getting to drive this thing.

[1264] Right.

[1265] You know, because if you're going 75.

[1266] Right.

[1267] And you have to go to a track.

[1268] You have to.

[1269] Yeah, you have to enjoy it.

[1270] And how often you do that?

[1271] That's the fucking thing is that, like, you tell yourself that, you know, we bend it together.

[1272] Yeah.

[1273] And you're like, I want to do this all the time.

[1274] Well, let's do it next month.

[1275] It's hard to do, man. Let's definitely do, well, next month we probably can't because next month is F1.

[1276] But after F1's out.

[1277] After F1.

[1278] Yeah, after F1s, we'll do another day.

[1279] The ultimate baller move, the ultimate.

[1280] Like all these guys, they want to get fucking chateaus and France and pole.

[1281] This is the ultimate baller move.

[1282] You get a giant piece of land that's flat.

[1283] And you put yourself a fucking racetrack on it and let's go.

[1284] Somebody did this in Austin.

[1285] It's for sale, I think.

[1286] Yeah, in the greater Austin area.

[1287] Don't tell me this.

[1288] Where to guy.

[1289] Don't tell me this.

[1290] Don't do this.

[1291] And then a guy, a billionaire in Japan just built one.

[1292] that He built a track That you can get a membership at At his track Oh, that's pretty dope That's pretty fucking cool That's a good move So if you know some cool car people You can hang out together Yeah You don't want to be alone on your track Going nobody's on my laptop Cali has that out in like indigo Oh yeah That area It's a private Like a really nice track It has like a country club It has a restaurant And you can house your car there?

[1293] That'd be so addictive.

[1294] I know.

[1295] So addictive.

[1296] I know.

[1297] Even it's just in a miata, just going around in something fun, small.

[1298] Yadas are amazing for the track.

[1299] Yeah.

[1300] Right.

[1301] It's like, that's what I'm saying.

[1302] It's like, it's not about how fast you go.

[1303] It's about how much fun it is to go fast.

[1304] Like, there's cars that go way, like my Tesla, it's the best example.

[1305] It goes way faster than anything else I own.

[1306] But it's not as fun.

[1307] No. There's a different, there's a fun factor to the roar of the engine, the feeling of the tires, the shifting the gears yourself, all of it.

[1308] The fun part.

[1309] The fun is just, I mean, that's the joy of it.

[1310] That's why you keep getting them.

[1311] And everybody today is chasing numbers.

[1312] They're all chasing Nurebergring times and zero to 60s and quarter miles.

[1313] Yeah, and it makes you lose sight of like the real thrill of driving.

[1314] It's also dangerous for everybody on the street.

[1315] You got these vivanced up kids out there with a fucking ZR1.

[1316] There's a replica of the Istanbul F1 track in Texas, and it's for sale.

[1317] Holy shit Isn't that crazy You guys got an F1 track In his fucking yard Isn't that nuts man That's nuts And I feel like it's very Texas Where is that This is like the state That looks like it's down by the ocean It's an Amarillo Scroll up a little So I can see that image better Yeah is that the ocean in the back No What's that blue shit?

[1318] I think that's just The fields Oklahoma If it says it's Amarillo It's all the way up in Oklahoma Oh is that where Amarillo is Oh I don't know where Amarillo is Like the top tip top 50 acre complex for sale.

[1319] Click on it.

[1320] How much?

[1321] For a reasonable price, it says.

[1322] Let's go, Joe.

[1323] Let's go.

[1324] Two million bucks.

[1325] Hang on.

[1326] For real?

[1327] Hang on.

[1328] Hang on.

[1329] This thing just got juicy.

[1330] How far is that drive?

[1331] Find out how far that drive?

[1332] How far is that flight?

[1333] 20 minutes.

[1334] There you go.

[1335] Let's go.

[1336] Ship cars there once.

[1337] Oh, don't make me do this.

[1338] Come on, dude.

[1339] Well, I don't.

[1340] I want to get a ranch I've been talking about getting a ranch There's one for sale right there But I want a different kind of ranch No you don't You want that one I want a survival ranch It's right there Survival right on the outside That's not survival range It is It's It's acres and acres man This is a small portion of it I had Chris Harris on the other day Yeah I'd love that dude Yeah that dude can drive If we had a track Oh it was an airport Right next to it God damn it If we had a track Like real close And we could take Chris Harris out How much fun would that be Awesome That dude is so fucking great I love watching him drive too He's fucking fantastic He loves cars Man when you're around Like someone who really loves cars He loves all kinds of cars too You know he loves the interesting He knows his shit I like watching his videos They're great Yeah Fun dude he got bucked over On that whole top gear deal He did?

[1341] Yeah I don't know about it Top Gear story How it ended is horrible Ended due to an accident And he was And he apparently had gone to the producer Saying we have to stop pushing this Someone's gonna get hurt Or killed And then someone got hurt real bad but this real big guy though and you know he got fucked up from this uh flipped over a three wheeler and got really fucked up but survived and then they killed the show really yeah yeah it was crazy after he'd kind of worn them he also experienced a shit ton of online hate because he was replacing jeremy clarkson so everybody fucking hated him but meanwhile he's like the best autojournalist there is he's so fun he's such a good guy and people are mad that he's not jeremy clarkson like Hey, Jeremy Clarkson is still on the air, you fucking idiots.

[1342] Yeah.

[1343] Go over to the Amazon, get the Jeremy Clarkson.

[1344] It's great.

[1345] Go watch that, too.

[1346] You fucking morons.

[1347] No, that's too bad.

[1348] I think Chris does great work.

[1349] I love watching him review stuff.

[1350] And you can tell, like, not only is he skilled when he's on track, but that he's genuinely having a good time.

[1351] You can tell you loves it.

[1352] Oh, he's smiling and laughing.

[1353] He's going to do more of his own stuff.

[1354] Good.

[1355] Him and I were, yeah, we were talking about that.

[1356] I was encouraging that.

[1357] I was like, you really need to be doing your own thing.

[1358] like you're you're so good at automotive journalists you're so fun and people love watching you you should be doing your own show online you shouldn't be dealing with other people there's no there's no need for that and also like the top gear top gear is great show and everything like that but they all want to do like crazy stunts like they threw a car off the side of a bridge with a bungee cord attached you're like my why why yeah they get to a point on all these shows yeah it's just a producer pitching a segment and what we were saying was for television that's what people like but for the internet like for YouTube completely different audience then you get enthusiasts so like if you get the newest GT3 RS and Chris Harris is reviewing it it'll have millions of views because you don't want to see a guy who can really fucking drive who really loves cars and understands them review the car I'm like that's where you're at your best man a thousand percent for the enthusiasts not for the casual dorks who wants to see a car go off a dam on a bungee cord yeah but I mean also on those internet videos too is the great thing is you get their, somebody like him gives you an authentic reaction to every, and they give you authentic critiques.

[1359] They're like, you know what?

[1360] They change the seats on this new and it's not as good, or they'll talk about the suspect, and they'll give you like the insight that if you're really thinking about getting that car, you go like, oh, maybe I want the previous generation.

[1361] Like, they give you real insight.

[1362] Yeah, yeah, exactly.

[1363] Yeah, he gives a lot of good criticisms of vehicle.

[1364] Matt Farrah does a great job with that deal.

[1365] Matt does awesome with that.

[1366] That's awesome.

[1367] There's a couple other guys that do that stuff, the straight pipes.

[1368] Chris works with Singer, and, you know, Singer is doing a turbo now?

[1369] Yeah, they are.

[1370] Oh, my God.

[1371] There's a green one.

[1372] He went to go to the factory and they're showing it.

[1373] The attention to detail is so fucking incredible.

[1374] Singer number one, the very first one is here in Austin.

[1375] Really?

[1376] Yeah, I saw it in person, yeah.

[1377] What's it like in person?

[1378] Pretty cool.

[1379] They're fucking, it's cool.

[1380] It's a guy who has a few.

[1381] and he's like here's number one That's probably worth a lot of money See if you can find the singer turbo video With Chris Harris Because it's uh I just want to see the green one And in and it's like It looks kind of like an old 9 -11 turbo Yeah that's it That's it That's it Yeah that's it But it's it looks kind of like An old 9 -11 turbo But then when you see the details of it You're like oh They do an awesome job This is way better than a regular Fucking gorgeous.

[1382] Way better than a regular.

[1383] See if you can find the video.

[1384] Because the video is incredible, dude.

[1385] No, that's the video of his original car.

[1386] This is how I felt.

[1387] Click that real quick.

[1388] Because that was before Singer.

[1389] He had this car made.

[1390] And this is, oh, no, this is Singer.

[1391] Oh, okay, this is the, this is a different one.

[1392] This is just a, how many years ago is this?

[1393] Like a year.

[1394] 22 is this is the Dynamics and Lightweight Study one.

[1395] This is the crazy $3 million singer.

[1396] Oh, my God.

[1397] This one's different.

[1398] This one's not.

[1399] turbo this is their super lightweight incredible car this car's incredible right yeah always oh yeah he fucking nails it but this car is crazy crazy expensive yeah three million yeah but it's immaculate immaculate um sing singer turbos I'll put in turbo singer turbo green um go to videos click on videos and go to recent okay right there Where it says more than 10 years, click that.

[1400] There you go.

[1401] Bam.

[1402] Okay, this is it.

[1403] So look at that fucking thing.

[1404] So this is the turbo.

[1405] So it looks kind of like a 9 -11 turbo from like whatever year that would be like 1980 or whatever the fuck it was.

[1406] But it's way more smooth and polished and refined.

[1407] And it's just when you see it parked and still, it's just amazing.

[1408] Like their attention to details just off the fucking charts, man. Yeah.

[1409] Like this, go back so you could see, so that was, that's the car.

[1410] So they're just going over all the things that they massaged and changed on the car and all the details where you get a, there is, you get a sense of what it looks like.

[1411] Look at that thing.

[1412] That is fucking rad.

[1413] Cars don't get prettier.

[1414] They just get different.

[1415] They don't get prettier than that.

[1416] They just get different.

[1417] And then that dark, cool, metallic green, like, look at that thing.

[1418] I would get talked into this in this moment if they were like.

[1419] And then you want it?

[1420] How much you think that fucker cost?

[1421] That's not as much as the DLR.

[1422] No, it's not.

[1423] I think, I don't know, you're probably...

[1424] Or DLS.

[1425] You get...

[1426] I mean, there's so much customization involved in it, though.

[1427] Right.

[1428] Probably a million bucks.

[1429] That or just under, you know, around there.

[1430] I think they can make these, from what I remember, for a little bit less than what they were making the...

[1431] Because they were just doing 9 -6 -4s before, I think, right?

[1432] That they can make these...

[1433] That's not a 9 -6 -4s before?

[1434] chassis they don't start with the 964 on the turbo i don't know but i'm saying on the pre like you know singers were all just one uh model of four right those were more expensive for them to just even produce um singer dLS turbo oh boy so uh starts as a nine six four but this is a dLS turbo that's a different that's a different one look how sick that thing looks that's the din that is another level That's the dynamic, lightweight study, Porsche, turbo, which is bananas.

[1435] That thing looks, that doesn't look anything like anything that's ever existed before.

[1436] No, and that's the difference.

[1437] Definitely more expensive.

[1438] Oh, yeah.

[1439] But the one we were just looking at, I think you could produce those.

[1440] Look at that thing.

[1441] That's insane looking.

[1442] Oh, my God, that thing's insane looking.

[1443] Are you going to make a phone call?

[1444] No, no, get away from me. There's like a line where I won't cross.

[1445] Really?

[1446] Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[1447] What's the line?

[1448] That's the line.

[1449] Oh, really?

[1450] Yeah.

[1451] That looks fucking amazing.

[1452] Insane.

[1453] You start getting into a million -dollar cars.

[1454] Like, what are we doing?

[1455] That's okay.

[1456] What the fuck are we doing here?

[1457] Fine.

[1458] Yeah.

[1459] It's just, no, that's true.

[1460] It's not a Bugatti.

[1461] It's also a different kind of thing than a look at my dick.

[1462] You know, it's more of like, oh, you know cars.

[1463] You're passionate guy.

[1464] Yeah, you know what the fuck gets the wheel spinning.

[1465] That's, yeah.

[1466] That's, that's fucking gorgeous.

[1467] I just love that there's people like they're, like, you know, the Gunther Works guy, it's people that they're making those things.

[1468] So fucking cool.

[1469] I just love this is someone who just go so hard.

[1470] A roof?

[1471] Yeah.

[1472] I want to get...

[1473] They're not even really Porsche's, right?

[1474] I don't know.

[1475] I mean, they can't even really call them a Porsche.

[1476] They call them roofs, yeah.

[1477] But it looks exactly, like a Porsche.

[1478] Like, what is this?

[1479] I definitely want to see what it's like.

[1480] Like, go to a roof's website, RUF.

[1481] When you see like the new one that they have, that crazy, it's water cooled, right?

[1482] But it looks like an air -cooled car, right?

[1483] Yeah, I've never been in one.

[1484] I've just seen photos and videos and stuff.

[1485] and it makes you grow like, what's this like?

[1486] I mean, I want to...

[1487] Must be insane.

[1488] Yeah.

[1489] And there's these cars like that that are just like complete...

[1490] Look at that.

[1491] Whoa.

[1492] That's a 9 -93 turbo base.

[1493] And so that's their turbo R that they make.

[1494] Look at that fucking thing.

[1495] So this is the one, these are the ones that are weird, the ones that aren't, like, scroll up, scroll back up.

[1496] Rough car.

[1497] So, okay, that one.

[1498] So CTR anniversary.

[1499] So that one, I don't think is a Porsche.

[1500] Really?

[1501] I don't think it starts off as a Porsche.

[1502] I think it's all their shit.

[1503] And it just makes it look like.

[1504] It looks exactly like a Porsche, but I don't believe it has, I think it's a new car.

[1505] Yeah, see, Monaco, completely developed by Ruff, roof rather.

[1506] It's type of deviation is CTR reminiscent of the legendary Yellowbird.

[1507] So the Yellowbird was a Porsche.

[1508] There was a roof yellowbird.

[1509] from like what was like the 80s remember that one that Porsche one that was crazy but this is not really a Porsche this is a roof car that they make that just looks basically ripping off Porsche really yeah I mean what about the other the other ones are modified exactly the other one that one was a 993 that was a like they take the base 993 and they juice it up but this one I think is entirely developed by them wow yeah it's supposed to be madness supposed to be total madness roof holler at me man yeah yeah completely redesigned yeah scroll up so i can see image of the front look at that fucking thing woof so fucking cool and look how fat the tires are that thing has some group yeah you get it too why you you encounter these people with just like nothing but porches yeah it's just so there's something about them yeah what about the other one that you guys make like you just kind of want to keep going yeah there's uh there's also something about the size of them right they're so small and compact that when you're in them you feel like you're you're you're know like you feel like you're in a race car yeah you're hunkered in there there's something weird about even though these get obviously very expensive that feel i've always felt like it's a more accessible to the world car right than other supercars you know what i mean like you see one parked you can see a Porscheella parked in a grocery store parking a lot right like it you're just like oh that's fucking rad but you see a lambo and you're like Like, what the fuck is this person doing?

[1510] Like this guy's out of his mind.

[1511] Yeah, it just doesn't feel like a pink Lambo with the H .EB parking lot.

[1512] It's crazy.

[1513] Get out of here, bro.

[1514] Yeah.

[1515] Coming out with your giant sunglasses on looking for attention.

[1516] To wrap around.

[1517] He's just trying to get punched.

[1518] Sam and his fucking conus egg.

[1519] Yeah.

[1520] That's ridiculous.

[1521] There's so many people that see people like that too and they really want to smack them.

[1522] Yeah.

[1523] They see you with that thing.

[1524] You're like, I just want to smack that guy and it's fucking stupid.

[1525] Yeah.

[1526] Nobody has any, like, sympathy for you on the road.

[1527] if you're in something like that.

[1528] And you crash?

[1529] Ha ha ha, ha.

[1530] Or like try to merge.

[1531] People like, fuck you.

[1532] Fuck you.

[1533] You can't get in front of me, douchebag.

[1534] Yeah, a thousand percent.

[1535] You got to go somewhere?

[1536] No, no, I was just looking at what it was.

[1537] Sorry.

[1538] Addictive, man. I know.

[1539] They're addictive.

[1540] You ever thought I like going to a flip phone?

[1541] Oh, Ari style?

[1542] Yeah.

[1543] Wasn't that Dana too?

[1544] Dana had it in the beginning.

[1545] He had a flip phone early on.

[1546] But then it got to the point where, you know, he has to manage the social media of the UFC.

[1547] So he has to be able to have a little.

[1548] look at things online and you know he's saying your praises we were with him in Vegas talking about you fucking guy loves you man I love him too yeah he's great if it wasn't for him that sport would not be what it is we told us the story about um you about him clearing out the New York offices oh yeah and he put it in the via he's checking tapes yeah yeah and he sees you on Keenan ivory way yeah yeah that's what it was he was like I need this fucking guy yeah yeah it was crazy because in the beginning I didn't even want to do it when he was trying to get him, because I had already worked for the UFC in the past from 97 to 98, I did post -fight interviews, and I was like, I'm out.

[1549] And then they bought it in 2001, and he was trying to talk me into working for them.

[1550] I'm like, I don't want to work.

[1551] Really?

[1552] Yeah, I was like, I don't want to do this.

[1553] But I would ask him, you know, hey, have you ever watched K -1?

[1554] Do you guys watch Pride?

[1555] Do you know about this guy?

[1556] You ever see Funaki fight?

[1557] Have you seen Hicks and Gracie?

[1558] He's even better than Hoyst.

[1559] Like, we started having these conversations, and he was like, How much of this shit you watch?

[1560] I was like, it's the only sport I know.

[1561] I don't even know the rules to basketball.

[1562] And they blow that whistle.

[1563] I don't know what the fuck is going on.

[1564] That's hilarious.

[1565] I told him the story about how when I would go with you on these weekends, and I'm like, you know, just like as a fan of sports and broadcasting, I was like, so where's like your prep book, you know?

[1566] Like, and you're like, it's all up here.

[1567] And I'm like, what are you talking about?

[1568] You're about to call seven hours and you said you go, there's nothing else up here cluttering my mind with other sports.

[1569] I only know one sport.

[1570] Yeah, but that's true.

[1571] I mean, I do watch fights.

[1572] But when I watch fights, I don't have to, like, say, oh, this guy's got a great question mark.

[1573] I already have, I know.

[1574] I know what he does.

[1575] I know what that guy does.

[1576] Yeah, that's impressive, though.

[1577] I've seen him fight 100.

[1578] But it's, but it really is true that I don't have any clutter in there.

[1579] Yeah, I believe it.

[1580] I don't have any football in there.

[1581] I don't know what's the off side.

[1582] Yeah.

[1583] Why has he had a flag?

[1584] I know.

[1585] What's a down?

[1586] Why is it first down now?

[1587] What is happening?

[1588] Oh, that guy got hurt.

[1589] That's all I know.

[1590] Oh, that was a bad.

[1591] Oh, he ran with the ball pretty far.

[1592] I don't know what's going on.

[1593] And I don't want to know.

[1594] I don't care.

[1595] I can still enjoy it.

[1596] Sure.

[1597] I have room for a couple things in my head, you know, like combat sports things, and I just smash them all together.

[1598] If you had to put something that interests you even somewhat outside of combat sports, MMA and all that, what sport would be like second?

[1599] I mean, it's a distant second, but what would be the one where you're like, oh, I enjoy that?

[1600] Where a sport that I don't participate that I can watch?

[1601] Yeah.

[1602] Like, that you would sit down and...

[1603] Outside of combat sports?

[1604] Yeah, if somebody had it on, you'd be like, all right, I'll watch some of this with you.

[1605] I maybe would be like, what's going on with cricket?

[1606] What are you guys doing?

[1607] Cricket?

[1608] Yeah, I'd be like, what is that?

[1609] The hell's happening?

[1610] Really?

[1611] Why I got that paddle?

[1612] You'd be interested.

[1613] I'll tell you what I really liked watching is soccer.

[1614] We went to the Austin professional soccer games.

[1615] Yeah, see a game, yeah.

[1616] Soccer's legit.

[1617] Here's one of the reasons why soccer's legit and why it's not going to become successful in America is because they don't take breaks, so there's no fucking commercial time.

[1618] Yeah.

[1619] There's no time to shove Taco Bell down your face.

[1620] They don't take any?

[1621] No breaks.

[1622] Really?

[1623] Nope.

[1624] It goes for a certain amount of time.

[1625] I forget how long a soccer match is.

[1626] But it's increased in its popularity tenfold here in the last decade.

[1627] I'm telling you, if you go to see it live, it's fucking...

[1628] I've been to multiple games.

[1629] Incredible, right?

[1630] Yeah, it's unbelievable.

[1631] And the arena that they have here in Austin is amazing.

[1632] It's great.

[1633] You don't realize that it's, you know, compared to what we're used to for, like, American football stadiums.

[1634] Right.

[1635] It's small.

[1636] It doesn't feel.

[1637] small because every seat in that house is fantastic yep and it's yeah it's great competition we keep getting better players here I mean I was somebody who you know I grew up not into soccer at all and half my family was like what's wrong with you because they're all South American right in Argentina it's the fucking that's bigger than any bigger than religion it's just it is religion and I mean my Peruvian cousins were all like how do you not like soccer and I The whole world loves it.

[1638] The whole world loves it.

[1639] But I do think it's cool that in the last, for me, like in the last decade plus, first of all, we lived in a time with, like, some generational talent, you know, with, like, Ronaldo and Messi and these guys, and it's like shifting now to Mbapé and these just incredible, incredible talents.

[1640] So I think high -level anything becomes interesting.

[1641] Like when I would watch the El Classico, the Madrid -Barsolina game, at the height of these guys club powers in the like 10 years ago you're watching such a high stakes high level game you can have zero interest and you're like holy shit yeah this is so incredible and i think that and and premier league stuff kind of you know it's just it it it it kind of drifted over to the point where we're like hey you know soccer's been played here forever just they didn't have that same popularity but this mLS stuff has continued to grow and grow and people you know i remember I remember Saturday mornings during our football season, a lot of times you're putting it on now and you'll see soccer games, like from the Premier League was on NBC for a while.

[1642] I don't know if they still have that contract, but here you go.

[1643] But like it just has, and they keep getting, you know, better talent on the state side that I think we'll continue to see it become more popular here.

[1644] If you go see it live, you'll get hooked.

[1645] I'll tell you that.

[1646] Yeah, the MLS games are...

[1647] I bet tennis is like that, too.

[1648] Oh my God, I got to see...

[1649] I was on tour in Australia last year, and I got to see the Australian Open men's finals with Yokevich.

[1650] Yeah.

[1651] Seeing that in person, there's also like not a bad seat in that place, it's a whole other thing.

[1652] It made me go, okay, I want to go to all, like, the big...

[1653] Really?

[1654] Wimbledon, I want to go to...

[1655] Really?

[1656] He was just incredible to see in person.

[1657] And again, just somebody so, so talented at their sport that watching it live changed.

[1658] You know, I played tennis growing up and, like, I've watched tennis tournaments, but live is everything.

[1659] I mean, I've told people that about UFC, too.

[1660] It's like, yeah, it's cool to watch on TV, but it's so different in person.

[1661] Yeah, especially with no commentary, you're just watching the actual violence, like, oh, my God.

[1662] It seems so real.

[1663] Yeah.

[1664] Yeah.

[1665] And then you have a moment of like the sound of the crowd dies and you hear a, you're like, oh, that's that guy's face.

[1666] Oh, yeah.

[1667] It's like, holy shit.

[1668] My favorite place to see fights is in the Apex Center because the UFC Apex Center is no audience.

[1669] Yeah, so small.

[1670] It's incredible.

[1671] And during COVID, that was the best thing about COVID for me. How about the sphere thing?

[1672] It's going to be nuts.

[1673] That's this weekend.

[1674] I know.

[1675] I know.

[1676] Yeah, I'm pretty pumped.

[1677] I don't know what they're going to do.

[1678] I know they have, I don't know.

[1679] I don't.

[1680] don't know if they're going to show the fights on the ceiling.

[1681] So you know how they have video monitors in the studio where you always see with the video monitors are showing you the fights or the people that...

[1682] Well, he told us what they're doing.

[1683] Can you say it?

[1684] I mean, I don't know.

[1685] I assume we were on a podcast.

[1686] It hasn't, I don't think it's been released, but he didn't know that.

[1687] Tell me. Dude, he's like, it's a fucking, it's a movie that's going to play about the history of Mexican Combat Sports.

[1688] I know about that.

[1689] There's six of them.

[1690] There's six different small films yeah okay that's that's what he was telling us yeah and he was just like it's all everything is authenticated and like you know like and the crew that made it is mexican it's just like this yeah mexican plight story and i mean i don't know if the broadcast goes up on the wall that's what i'm thinking i'm wondering if you can see the fights take place on the ceiling jesus which it'd be an advantage you see a show there already certain positions no i have not have you no i heard it's I've heard it's insane.

[1691] What did Burke go to see there?

[1692] The dead?

[1693] He's seen a few there.

[1694] He saw the...

[1695] Of course, yes.

[1696] He said...

[1697] I gotta go!

[1698] He saw the dead, and he saw...

[1699] He went to the U2 show when they were there, too.

[1700] Oh, wow.

[1701] He said, yeah.

[1702] I cried so much.

[1703] Of course, yeah.

[1704] Emotional.

[1705] Yeah.

[1706] I cried the whole time.

[1707] Your liver's family.

[1708] My daughters were making fun of me. They should.

[1709] Yeah.

[1710] They should mock you.

[1711] He doesn't just cry.

[1712] He likes to take photos of him crying and then post it on Instagram.

[1713] I'm so sad.

[1714] My daughter went to college look Is this one good?

[1715] How many did he take before he picked that one?

[1716] He was a fucking mess when I saw him Of course Yeah, the college drop -off has got to be Heavy Yeah Yeah, he was He's a character He's on one He was in a fucking bender How's he doing these days?

[1717] Benders, he goes off, he goes on Yeah, he's cleaned up for a little while And he went right back in He's on a Burt cycle Yeah Yeah, he was real clean, and then he was, my favorite, he was like, we were somewhere in Vegas, and somebody was like, you know, do you want this?

[1718] He's like, can't, I'm hardcore keto.

[1719] And I was like, okay.

[1720] And then we go to this.

[1721] I'm like, okay.

[1722] This is like what he said, we twisted your head.

[1723] That's such a burr, hardcore cuto.

[1724] Hardcore cute.

[1725] And then we go to this bar and we're pouring drinks, poros drinks, you know, we're like our brand.

[1726] And it's like tons of people.

[1727] and it's a very fun thing.

[1728] Everyone's out and getting bottles and drinks and we're signing things.

[1729] And then, of course, like, you know.

[1730] He's throwing him back.

[1731] He's throwing back.

[1732] And at one point, he's standing there shirtless and he goes, I'm absolutely fucking shit face.

[1733] I go, yeah, I can tell.

[1734] And so I go, hey, you know, some time passes.

[1735] I go, you want to get out of here?

[1736] He's like, yeah.

[1737] I go, okay, we're going to go this way out of this place.

[1738] And here's the exit.

[1739] And he's like, okay.

[1740] So I turn this way, say something.

[1741] And I go, ready?

[1742] He goes, I'm going to fucking stay.

[1743] And I go, okay.

[1744] I'll see you later, man. So I leave.

[1745] I get the fuck out of there.

[1746] And then I run into him later.

[1747] I'm like, how was it?

[1748] He was like, oh, he was like, dude, I was so hammered.

[1749] I go, yeah, I know.

[1750] He goes, yeah, I got back and I ate a dozen donuts.

[1751] And I was like, what happened to hardcore keto?

[1752] He goes, well, I just ate the tops.

[1753] And I go, that's not how keto works.

[1754] That's even worse.

[1755] That's where all the frosting is.

[1756] What are you talking about?

[1757] He's a lunatic.

[1758] Oh, my God.

[1759] He's still alive.

[1760] I wonder how long you can do that for?

[1761] I mean, how long can you do that for?

[1762] Yeah, he goes, he does it.

[1763] And then, you know, what will happen is like, so he's like, whatever, real crazy right now.

[1764] And we'll see him in like a month and he'll be like, oh, yeah.

[1765] My other favorite phrase, he's like, I quit, quit drinking.

[1766] I go, when?

[1767] He goes, Wednesday.

[1768] And I'm like, it's fucking Friday.

[1769] He's like, I know, but it's like 48 hours, nothing.

[1770] I'm like, that's a normal person.

[1771] That's not how that term works.

[1772] and he's like he's like but so he'll get he'll get to one certain point here where he'll be like I got to clean it up and he'll just like really clean it up you know like won't drink for a while clean up the diet you'll see him just like thin out it takes a picture on Instagram takes it takes a good picture sucks his gut in sexy picture and then you'll be like oh you're good later huge yeah it's a cycle three weeks later I see him waddle through the fucking green room at the mothership I'm like what the fuck dude the fucking are you doing?

[1773] I know.

[1774] He goes hard.

[1775] He goes hard, dude.

[1776] He goes hard.

[1777] I've been going hard with eating just super clean, man. Yeah?

[1778] Yeah.

[1779] Yeah?

[1780] How long?

[1781] I'm a couple months in.

[1782] Yeah.

[1783] Yeah.

[1784] It's a funny thing is like, by just being so committed to it, anything outside of it now.

[1785] You feel it.

[1786] Yes.

[1787] I really didn't have a reference for that before.

[1788] Yeah.

[1789] You know, Because I'm like, I'm meeting a lot of, you know, pretty much the same wheelhouse of shit every day.

[1790] Like I have four eggs, blueberries, a little while later, protein shake, lunch.

[1791] I had lunch today, 10 ounces of chicken, greens, and I have little things like peanut butter jelly pack.

[1792] So you just stay and clean.

[1793] Yep.

[1794] And then dinner I'll have 16 to 20 ounces of lean protein, like sea bass.

[1795] salmon, sometimes I'll have leaner red meats, greens, fruit.

[1796] You got someone organizing this for you?

[1797] Or you're just doing it yourself?

[1798] Yeah, I saw, it was fine.

[1799] I did it because I'm shooting my show next month.

[1800] And I was like three months out and I was like, fuck, if I don't like dial it in right now, I'm gonna show up.

[1801] Yeah, and I'm gonna show up and I'm gonna be like, I wish, I just don't wanna have regret, like I didn't try.

[1802] Right, right, right, right.

[1803] And I was like, I know I'm not gonna look like a Marvel guy in three months, but I know I can clean it up in three months.

[1804] And like, I mean, I'm...

[1805] You just don't want to look at yourself on TV and go, oh, you fuck.

[1806] Yeah, you fucking lose a piece of shit.

[1807] Yeah, that's the worst.

[1808] So I've gone down, you know, I'm down to like 204, body fats down, and I have about another month, so I just sticking to it.

[1809] But the funny thing is, like, any, like, the other night I got home and the boys were like, they got, um, uh, what's it called, like the shaved ice machine?

[1810] and they've been making those, you know, during the day.

[1811] And they're kids.

[1812] And like, you've got to have one.

[1813] I go, you know, okay, I'll try it.

[1814] I'll try it.

[1815] So they shave the ice in the machine and they pour flavors into it.

[1816] And I take, you know, a few spoons.

[1817] It's very sweet.

[1818] Right.

[1819] Dude, within an hour, I'm like, like, doubled over, running to the toilet.

[1820] Yep.

[1821] And I'm like, oh, yeah, because I can isolate it now.

[1822] Before when I was eating like a trash can, like, I would just go, like, I don't know what it was.

[1823] Right.

[1824] Maybe it was the bread.

[1825] Also, you get used to feeling like shit.

[1826] Yeah, you do.

[1827] That's what Duncan's, you know, Duncan had diabetes.

[1828] Yeah.

[1829] He got type two diabetes from, I think it's from vaping.

[1830] Sugar for sure, but also vaping.

[1831] And the reason why I say this is one of the things he found out, he was getting his blood sugar checked, and it was spiking.

[1832] And he's like, I don't even understand.

[1833] I'm not drinking any soda, not eating any sugar.

[1834] And then he realized that it spikes after he vapes.

[1835] Wow.

[1836] And so, because he was, you know, monitoring it.

[1837] And then he realized, oh, my God, there's a reason why this stuff is sweet.

[1838] There's fucking sugar in the vapes.

[1839] That makes sense.

[1840] Because I've tried them, and you're like, yeah, it's really sweet.

[1841] It's watermelon.

[1842] How else can you get a watermelon flavor?

[1843] How else are you going to get a peach -flavored vape unless you have some sugar in there?

[1844] Yeah.

[1845] How are you getting fucking apple -flavored vapes?

[1846] Yeah, of course.

[1847] There's sugar in there.

[1848] There's sugar.

[1849] And so the sugar was spiking his blood pressure.

[1850] That's insane.

[1851] Did he get himself out of it?

[1852] Yeah, he got off of it and got on the Zins.

[1853] And, you know, it's just, you don't realize that you're poisoning yourself until you stop poisoning yourself.

[1854] Yeah.

[1855] And you eat really healthy.

[1856] And he was like, dude, I don't need naps anymore.

[1857] I have energy all day.

[1858] This thing has helped me so much, dude, like this eating plan.

[1859] I got it from a nutritionist in L .A., Dr. Guglia.

[1860] And, like, I told him a couple weeks into it, I was like, if I don't lose a pound, I'm already going to.

[1861] to thank you for my digestion changing.

[1862] Like I used to, you know, fucking, I got so used to just explosive shits all the time.

[1863] Like, you know, like, Christina was like, are you going to ever see a doctor?

[1864] I hear this violence coming out of the bathroom.

[1865] And I'm like, yeah, I got to go check it out.

[1866] And then I had a colonoscopy a couple years ago, and they were like, no, you're good.

[1867] And I'm like, yeah, but, I mean, I have diarrhea 14 times a week.

[1868] Is that normal?

[1869] I don't know, man. So this switching to like the way I just described my eating now, dude, I have totally normal gut health.

[1870] Yeah, that's how it's supposed to be.

[1871] Yeah, it took me 45 years to figure out.

[1872] Well, that's one of the things that's very interesting about Robert F. Kennedy, Jr. being connected to Trump in this election.

[1873] Really?

[1874] Yeah, because if Trump winds up winning, they're going to expose our food systems.

[1875] Robert Kennedy, one of the things that he really wants to do is he wants to expose a bunch of problems we have in our food.

[1876] food system.

[1877] One is glyphosate.

[1878] Glyphosate, which is used, it's an herbicide, it's used all over the fucking place.

[1879] It's in a lot of food.

[1880] Most people, they test, there's some incredibly high number of people test positive for glyphosate their blood.

[1881] Really?

[1882] Yeah, because you're getting it from organic vegetables even, like some vegetables.

[1883] I shouldn't say organic, but you're getting it from, like, there's some stuff that they just spray it on no matter, like, I think the most glyphosate, I think it might be corn.

[1884] So what things contain the most glyphosate?

[1885] Let's Google that.

[1886] I think it's corn, rice, and different, you know, different vegetables and fruits.

[1887] It's fascinating how if you go to Western Europe, you realize that...

[1888] They don't use any glyphosate.

[1889] But, like, our food would be, like, illegal in grocery stores.

[1890] Our fruit loops are illegal in Canada.

[1891] Are they really?

[1892] Yeah.

[1893] Because we use dye.

[1894] There's all these red dyes and shit in our fruit loops.

[1895] They have the same fruit loops in Canada.

[1896] They're like, no, no, no. No, you can't put that stuff in there.

[1897] So they have to sell different fruit loops to Canada than they do to America.

[1898] Some of the most common foods with glyphosate.

[1899] Oh, non -organic cereals and grains harvested with glyphosate.

[1900] These include wheat, barley, buckwheat, millet, rice, oats, wild rice, popcorn, and sorghum, wild rice.

[1901] So you think wild rice, oh, I'm getting wild rice, must be healthy.

[1902] Or popcorn seeds.

[1903] But a lot of people think that part of the thing that's going on with people, they say they're glucose or gluten intolerant.

[1904] That what's actually, it's not gluten that's fucking with them, it's glyphosate.

[1905] Really?

[1906] Yeah.

[1907] And we, this is just one of those like, one of those American things.

[1908] Like huge conglomerates that's spraying and down.

[1909] Yep, Monsanto.

[1910] Yeah.

[1911] So, that's round up.

[1912] And so there's that.

[1913] And then there's seed oils.

[1914] Fucking terrible for you.

[1915] And they're in everything.

[1916] And they're in everything because they're cheap.

[1917] And it used to be industrial lubricant.

[1918] And they figured out a way to make it somehow or another turn into food.

[1919] It's so fucking sad that we have.

[1920] Like, also that most people, myself included, it might even talk about other, like, you just don't have the knowledge of the, like, you'd have to, right, you have to inquire and really be curious about this.

[1921] And you've got to dig for a long time.

[1922] And if you talk to your doctors, a lot of times doctors don't know jack shit.

[1923] Most doctors spend a shockingly small amount of time in medical schools studying nutrition.

[1924] Yeah.

[1925] Most doctors, they'll tell you, just need a healthy diet.

[1926] I'm like, look at you, doc.

[1927] Look at you, doc.

[1928] You know, I had a fucking neighbor that was a 260 -pound cardiologist.

[1929] Isn't that crazy?

[1930] I'm not exaggerated.

[1931] He's seven feet tall.

[1932] He wasn't.

[1933] He's shorter than me. Oh, God.

[1934] That's so big.

[1935] You tell people, like, hey, man, your heart's.

[1936] That's so crazy.

[1937] It's so crazy.

[1938] He was wildly overweight.

[1939] Some people just can't control themselves.

[1940] They just don't.

[1941] They don't have a history of control themselves, and so they just don't.

[1942] They just eat.

[1943] I mean.

[1944] Bro, I remember Ralphie Mae.

[1945] we uh one time we uh we all left the comedy store and we went to a bar it was stanhope me and a couple other comics and ralphie was joey and ralphi was going to meet us there there was this bar that stanhope used to like in hollywood that we used to go back in the day before hollywood was a zombie movie and so uh ralphi doesn't show up we're like waiting for him like where the fuck's ralphi we're waiting for everybody outside we're going to all go in together and get a table yeah and we're sitting outside and no ralphi for a long -ass time and then all of a sudden like an An hour later, Ralphie shows up, and Ralphie's back seat was just filled with rappers.

[1946] So this poor guy was so addicted that he couldn't get in his car and drive from the comedy store to this bar, which was like two miles away.

[1947] He had to stop at a jack in the box.

[1948] And tear it up.

[1949] And this was at a time where he got his stomach stapled so he couldn't eat any meat.

[1950] So he wasn't eating meat.

[1951] So he's eating jalapeno poppers from jack in the box, just stacks of them.

[1952] Yeah, he was really sick.

[1953] He was sick.

[1954] He ate through his stomach stapling twice.

[1955] I got to piss real bad.

[1956] Oh, let's piss.

[1957] Okay, let's pee.

[1958] Let's pee together.

[1959] And we're back.

[1960] Great pee.

[1961] It's just such a game changer.

[1962] Yeah.

[1963] When you have to pee and you can't concentrate, it's so hard to talk.

[1964] I was just like, your eye starts to flutter.

[1965] Makes me think about those debates.

[1966] Like, what if someone has to pee in the debate?

[1967] You've got to dial your water in just right.

[1968] Do you have a, I have a pre -show pee routine.

[1969] Do you?

[1970] Yeah, kind of, because I, I would say, like, my fixation is I kind of have to, when I get, like, during the day, I'm drinking water and, you know, a couple of coffees.

[1971] And it's like, if we're on the road, you know, we go work out, I'm going to increase the water intake, like start drinking more.

[1972] And then, you know, you get ready, head over to the venue.

[1973] And it's like, okay, I get there.

[1974] the show is going to be in 45 minutes.

[1975] It's like, I pee, but then I keep going like, oh, here's a water.

[1976] Maybe pour a Diet Coke.

[1977] I'm going to take on stage in a cup, water.

[1978] And then it's like, all right, start the show.

[1979] I introduce, you know, opener.

[1980] And then I'm like, all right, I'm going to go pee and I'll be back.

[1981] And I do that.

[1982] And then it's like, hey, he's got five minutes left.

[1983] And I always go, do I have to pee again?

[1984] Like, this is like a real.

[1985] Yeah.

[1986] It's like you're going to go to a spa and they're like, you're going to get a massage.

[1987] And they're like, do you have to pee?

[1988] And I go, do I?

[1989] I think so.

[1990] Yeah.

[1991] I think there's four drops left.

[1992] I'd like to get them out before this.

[1993] The worst is if you have to shit.

[1994] Oh, Jesus.

[1995] If you think you're going to go on stage for an hour and you have to take a shit, oh, my God.

[1996] Yeah.

[1997] How much time does he have left?

[1998] He has three minutes left.

[1999] I can't shit in three minutes.

[2000] I can't shit in three minutes.

[2001] I know.

[2002] But your body does this thing where it'll shut the shit thing down unless it's like a real fucking emergency.

[2003] Right.

[2004] But you ever had that on stage?

[2005] Have I ever had that I have to fucking, I puked on the side of the stage.

[2006] Really?

[2007] Yeah, that was, fuck.

[2008] Those are.

[2009] Were you sick?

[2010] Yeah.

[2011] and that was horrible literally in a can in the wings oh my god jesus like that was that was rough did you go back on stage yep did they know you threw up nope until i told them wow no um but the pee one like i hate when you go all right i'm just yeah i'm just gonna go out there what am i fucking toddler just go fucking do your and i'm like five minutes in i'm like i have to pee right now you know you just carry that oh your body will like put it out of your mom but there's like this discomfort you have the whole time where you're standing there.

[2012] I'm going to be there for a fucking hour.

[2013] I did it once where I ran off stage and I you know the mothership the way I got to go all the way up I had to go all the way up stairs and just so hard.

[2014] And then went back?

[2015] Yeah.

[2016] No no no I didn't it was like I finished my set.

[2017] Oh when you finished yeah but like halfway through my set I was like god damn I had to pee.

[2018] Yeah.

[2019] But someone was in the bathroom like right before I went and I was like fuck.

[2020] No it's I mean I've I've also I've peed on the side of the stage before like you know panic yeah.

[2021] Jesus.

[2022] I know.

[2023] On the ground?

[2024] No, like in a trash can.

[2025] And in a cup.

[2026] I've done that, too.

[2027] How many times has Ari peed right there?

[2028] He pisses in fucking kombucha bottles and everything.

[2029] No. It's fucking disgusting.

[2030] He's gross.

[2031] He wants to know he's peeing in the room.

[2032] Yeah.

[2033] To show you his nuts.

[2034] Come on, man. I'm surprised I haven't seen him come.

[2035] I've seen him pee so many times.

[2036] I know.

[2037] We're getting close to October.

[2038] We're going to do something this year?

[2039] Dude, I'm shooting the whole month here.

[2040] Oh, but I'll be here.

[2041] Yeah.

[2042] I'll be here.

[2043] You're going to go sober?

[2044] No, sure.

[2045] I mean, I'm going to be, like, shooting five days a week.

[2046] I'm sure I...

[2047] Do you think we can get Bert to go sober for a month again?

[2048] Because last year he was excited to not do it.

[2049] I don't want to speak for him, but...

[2050] No?

[2051] Maybe he could use it, though, right?

[2052] I don't know.

[2053] Wouldn't be the worst thing in the world for him.

[2054] No, it's never the worst thing for any of us to take a month off.

[2055] Sure.

[2056] It's good.

[2057] I mean Yeah, I always feel like I mean It's what kind of challenge is it For each person, you know Well, it's easy for me I haven't had a drink in Since I had a couple of glasses I had a A margarita And like a mule Saturday night So that was it That was last time I had a drink Yeah, I had a few drinks Saturday night In Vegas Yeah We were doing it I was at dinner with the misses, but I haven't had anything to drink since then, which is normal.

[2058] I can go a week, too, like, it's not, you know, it's not that big a deal.

[2059] That's what I'm saying.

[2060] But for Bert, it's a big -ass deal.

[2061] Yeah, it tests his will.

[2062] Will, for sure.

[2063] And will to live?

[2064] Cleans him up.

[2065] I think he, I think he also kind of gets off on the challenge of it.

[2066] Because so many people are like, you're going to struggle, you know, online.

[2067] And I think that.

[2068] Well, Bert's another one that has that delusional I can't lose.

[2069] He is like, I remember what was the one that I was like, what are you doing?

[2070] When he was like, I could do the splits.

[2071] I think I can't.

[2072] I think I can.

[2073] I was like, you're going to fucking tear your hamstrings.

[2074] When he told me he could, I really believed for a second he could.

[2075] I was like, really?

[2076] Wow.

[2077] Yeah.

[2078] I know because it also is one of those things that Bert could seek, you know what I mean?

[2079] It wouldn't be out of the realm of possibilities.

[2080] Right.

[2081] Oh, you have this secret skill.

[2082] You can also do this?

[2083] Right.

[2084] Like when he played tennis.

[2085] And he thought he could serve like a fucking pro I know He has all these like weird Like hidden skills Yeah I really believe that he could do the splits Yeah But he couldn't even come close It wasn't even in the neighborhood Where you did a split once in your life And you got to get it back You know like maybe Yeah Maybe he did it when you're in high school And you can kind of get back there Yeah Do you still do them all the time?

[2086] All the time Okay I stretch out constantly especially lately because I've been dealing with like some real stiff back problems because when I shoot a lot of archery I get real stiff in my right side of my lower back and my neck because I my bow is 80 pounds to pull back so I'm pulling back 80 pounds like 150 times a day yeah so it tight so it really helps the stretching massage helps a lot but man stretching I started stretching I have like it's not that unusual but kind of chronically tight hamstrings You know, that I'm like, fuck, and the massage definitely helps, but spending a little time every day working on hamstring stretches has definitely helped me. It's fucking gigantic.

[2087] Everyone should stretch.

[2088] And especially for anyone that has, like, stiffness in their lower back.

[2089] And a lot of that stuff, like, you'd be amazed at how stretching your hamstrings alleviates a lot of stress on your lower back.

[2090] Yeah, it's all tied there.

[2091] A lot of times that lower back tightness, it's just, you just, you just, you just, you just, Just follow the line.

[2092] It's like your glutes into your hamstrings, and your hamstrings are super tight.

[2093] They're pulling down.

[2094] Yeah.

[2095] And it'll relieve your lower back pants.

[2096] Yeah.

[2097] I do a lot of hamstring exercises, too, though.

[2098] I do a lot of Nordic curls.

[2099] I do those.

[2100] Uh -huh.

[2101] Those are the shit, man. Once I started getting into those, you know, the knee or toes guy stuff.

[2102] Like Nordic curls, is that like laying flat?

[2103] Yeah, you lay flat and you pull yourself up with your hamstrings.

[2104] It's fucking hard.

[2105] Really?

[2106] Yeah.

[2107] It's hard.

[2108] Yeah.

[2109] I do that for something.

[2110] sets of six, like six reps pulling yourself up.

[2111] And the first time I did it, I couldn't do one.

[2112] I was like, this is crazy.

[2113] Really?

[2114] Yeah, because I have strong fucking legs.

[2115] Like, how can I not do this?

[2116] This is nuts.

[2117] I couldn't believe I couldn't do it.

[2118] I was shocked.

[2119] So I really started concentrating on it.

[2120] Now, I do sets of six, but I think I could probably do nine.

[2121] If I guessed, I think I could do nine.

[2122] It's fucking hard, dude.

[2123] I don't think I've ever tried it.

[2124] She should try it.

[2125] Okay.

[2126] We'll do it out here.

[2127] I have one right out in the middle of the lobby.

[2128] Really?

[2129] Yeah, I have one in the, I have an extra one if you need one.

[2130] Oh, okay, cool.

[2131] Thanks, man. Yeah.

[2132] I have a bunch of them.

[2133] I've gotten, there's the Tibbar guy made me a cool one, and there's a few other ones.

[2134] What's his other guy, Mr. Infinity, he made one that's really good.

[2135] There's a lot of ones that are adjustable.

[2136] They do a bunch of different things as well as just, just do the Nordic curls.

[2137] Like some of them you can do reverse hypers on and a bunch of other lower back exercises.

[2138] exercises.

[2139] But it's a great one for stabilizing your knee.

[2140] Really good exercise for, because there's nothing else like it that's like you're pulling your hole.

[2141] Like that's, that's it right there.

[2142] That's what it looks like when you're doing it.

[2143] Yeah, that looks.

[2144] That's the Sorinx one.

[2145] Challenging.

[2146] It's fucking hard, man. Yeah, it looks like.

[2147] Um, but the one that's really, the reason why I like, I really like the Tibbar guy one and the Mr. Infinity one is that you can change the angle of it.

[2148] So instead of starting flat, like the rogue one that we have outside, you start completely full.

[2149] And in the beginning, I had to help myself.

[2150] I had to, like, what I would do is I put two fingers down and give myself a little push with the fingers and then complete the reps of my handstring and then try to lower myself as much as I could and then catch it.

[2151] But now I've got to the point where I just go all the way down, slow, and all the way up, no problem.

[2152] And I could do it.

[2153] But it took a while to build it up, and I was kind of surprised because I thought it was going to be like one of those things like a pistol squat.

[2154] Like, it looks hard, but I have strong legs.

[2155] I can do that.

[2156] But I was like, this is bucking impossible.

[2157] Wow.

[2158] But you think about that kind of a pull That's it right there Who is this one?

[2159] Tibbar guys This one's a really good one man So you could use it to do back extensions You could use it to do reverse hypers Really top -notch stuff And the angle change is huge Because you start it off Give yourself a little bit of an angle So you're already like halfway through the rep And it's much easier And then lower it a little bit And then eventually you get to flat Over time I'd like to try it it's especially for rehabbing that bad knee the injured knee it's really good anything i do leg curls too with those uh you ever use those um um monkey feet yeah yeah i have that thing's fucking great and then they have a new one the monkey feet pro i haven't seen it but they have the plates already built into it and so you can slide a pin out you know like those uh like dumbbells that do that yeah sure yeah so it's built in and it's flat at the bottom instead of like having a dumbbell that You have to attach to it.

[2160] That sounds cool.

[2161] Yeah, that's the new one, the Monkey v. Pro.

[2162] That's fucking huge.

[2163] But all those different things to stabilize all those muscles and to do knee raises and fucking phenomenal stuff, man. Yeah, that seems awesome.

[2164] So if we do sober October, do you think we should have some sort of a challenge this year?

[2165] Or should we?

[2166] I can't.

[2167] I just won't have any time.

[2168] Right.

[2169] I just will be way too busy.

[2170] Are you going to work out at all?

[2171] Yeah, so I already talked to like my, I go, look, I mean, I've been preparing for this thing by training six days a week and alternating like I had today was a steady state cardio day, so I did an endurance ride for 60 minutes, a bike ride.

[2172] And then tomorrow morning, I'll get up and lift.

[2173] And then, you know, so I - So you're organized.

[2174] I'm organized.

[2175] I like structure.

[2176] So I'll follow my plan, but I'm able to do right now our sessions, our lifting, our cardio sessions.

[2177] And sometimes I can do two a days, if the schedule allows, do two in a day.

[2178] But I was like, look, I know when we're in production.

[2179] You won't have the time.

[2180] No, so I'm just, we're, my trainer and I have been figuring out, like, all right, what about like, because I, I've had days where I go, I don't have an hour, right?

[2181] But you can still, like, get something good going in 30 minutes.

[2182] Sure.

[2183] And I'm like, look, all I got to do, I just don't want to get into working on production and just go into zero.

[2184] because I'll feel like shit too.

[2185] So figuring out like, okay, I think it has to be AM for me, this whole idea that I'm going to shoot all day and then at the end of the day you're prepping for the next day and I'm going to go work out now at like 930.

[2186] It's just not going to happen.

[2187] So we're going to try to organize workouts that are more condensed that I'll be able to keep doing through production.

[2188] This is six weeks, six, seven weeks of production, you know.

[2189] And what is the show?

[2190] So this is the show that I don't think, I think I've ever shown you, but, like, two years ago, I had a break on my tour, and I had this kind of distorted sense of income because you're on tour, you know, and you're like, I want to, like, I love features, but trying to pull a feature together is a huge undertaking.

[2191] Right.

[2192] But if you want to shoot, like, a short film, it's a lot easier to manage.

[2193] So I go, you know, I had all these things that I've written, you know, five to ten pages.

[2194] short stories and I hit up my friend Rami and I was like hey we'd work together and so he's the one that directed my my music video you're saying so I go you know I got a break on tour I'm willing to write a check to like to make a short film I stopped you right there yeah did Bert ever have a real hard problem with you stabbing him to death he's like I don't find he's I don't know that's just your humor he's like he's like I he's like people asked me and he and he said I just told them that's Tom's humor, I guess.

[2195] That's what he finds funny.

[2196] Because I was like, if my friend did a video where he stabbed me to death, I might be like, how does he really feel about me?

[2197] Like, what the fuck is going on?

[2198] He just stabbed me to death on a video.

[2199] But he is right in that I do, I mean, if you see the series, you'll see that, like, oh, this is a warm feeling to you.

[2200] Like, I just, you know, I do.

[2201] Yeah, I, yeah, there it is.

[2202] Is this so ridiculous?

[2203] And he's so big in that video?

[2204] I know.

[2205] Oh, with the face swap.

[2206] Yeah, it was a great deep fake for at that time, too.

[2207] It's gotten so much better now.

[2208] But anyway, I tell my friend, I go, I want to shoot a short film, you know, like during this break.

[2209] And, like, I'll pay for it.

[2210] And I just want to shoot it and put it out, kind of like the music video.

[2211] And he was, like, looking at, I was sending him scripts.

[2212] And he's like, I think we could actually, if you can take this, like, 11 days, I think we could shoot three.

[2213] I'm like, really?

[2214] Like, that's going to be fucking crazy to shoot 11 days in a row on break when I should be, like, taking time down.

[2215] But I go, okay, so we sign up to shoot three.

[2216] And again, the whole thing is like, we'll just make these because I enjoy making them.

[2217] You know what I mean?

[2218] Right.

[2219] So we shoot them, and then when we have them, we're like, well, this kind of looks, this kind of is like a show now.

[2220] It's like an old Twilight Zone where it's just.

[2221] Like, here's a, you know, here's a short story.

[2222] So then we went back to a white cycle, like a soundstage, and I shot an introduction to like, I'm the host of a show.

[2223] And then the idea was, you remember I built, like, during the pandemic, this pay -per -view kind of website, you know, where people could buy tickets to, like, live podcasts.

[2224] I was like, oh, I know what I'll do.

[2225] I'll cut, we'll cut this together.

[2226] And then this will be the first, like, ticketed, like, pay -per -view event that is a scripted, written show as opposed to like a live podcast which I was really excited by I was like look I don't even care I don't need to make money even if this like helps me recoup a portion of what I spent to make this I feel like that would be a win it's just exciting to try something new like that so it's all cut together you know it's super high production quality and I show it to like agents and they're like you gotta show this to some of the streamers you know because I told them my plan I was like yeah my plan was just to do this and they go I think we can get you you can get a series out of this and we showed it to Netflix and they were like yeah we'll do a series you can do six of these so now we spent time obviously in the writer's room writing six episodes worth of these and each one each episode will have like a theme and then short stories that are dark, like twisted, fucked up stories with a comedic twist to it, right?

[2227] Like, things that are comedic in nature, I would say, but dark.

[2228] So I think it's like a, I say like the best way to describe it is it's kind of a comedic black mirror.

[2229] Short stories that are twisted that have a comedic tone.

[2230] So do you have the whole, first of all, you really like to be busy.

[2231] I mean, like more than anybody I know.

[2232] I do feel, I think, better having a lot going on, yeah.

[2233] But you like to be overwhelmed?

[2234] I don't think, I think there's a line.

[2235] I like, I've discovered in my life that there's a line and that I can, and you have, you figure out the line by living that you get to a point.

[2236] I'm coming everywhere was the line.

[2237] That was too much.

[2238] Right.

[2239] That, because that was.

[2240] That was your tour.

[2241] That was the last tour.

[2242] And that was, we leave Monday and we do shows Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, And that was week after week, and that was a lot.

[2243] That was too much.

[2244] This tour that I've been on this year is like this weekend I'm in Eugene, Vancouver, and Denver.

[2245] That's it.

[2246] Thursday, Friday, Saturday.

[2247] I'm home that night.

[2248] The next week, Cleveland, Buffalo, Toronto.

[2249] It's like three shows, three nights.

[2250] That's a much more manageable way to live.

[2251] But I had to figure it out.

[2252] Production, too.

[2253] So production, there's no way to deal, to work in production where I'm writing, producing, I'm directing some of them.

[2254] There's no way to do that without being busy, but it's also a condensed amount of time.

[2255] That's what I like about productions is that you...

[2256] You only have a few weeks.

[2257] You see your end date.

[2258] We're like, we're done here, so we just have to make it happen.

[2259] So, I mean, it'll be a very busy six weeks for me, but it also will be over.

[2260] And when are you planning, when is that going to get out on Netflix?

[2261] My thought is that it would probably be in the spring, I think.

[2262] think so um i'm sure that conversation will that's exciting but i'm so fucking stoked for it dude like it we got a great group together to write it um i love that i get to work with rami i'm working with jeremy connor um and and just a great crew and like we're casting here in the next couple weeks we're the thing that one of the things i'm honestly super proud of is that i got them to let me do the show in austin and we're going to have austin production austin crew we're casting Austin actors.

[2263] It's like a real Austin production.

[2264] So that to me was like very fun.

[2265] I was like, I don't want to go move to Atlanta to do this.

[2266] I want to do it home.

[2267] There's got to be plenty of actors here.

[2268] Oh, for sure there's actors here.

[2269] And also that, and we are doing Austin locations.

[2270] Like, we're just shooting all over the city.

[2271] But I think that's fucking cool.

[2272] That's pretty dope, dude.

[2273] Yeah.

[2274] That's exciting.

[2275] It's a wild show.

[2276] When you see this stuff, you're going to be like, you're fucked up, man. I can't wait.

[2277] I'm excited.

[2278] Yeah.

[2279] So when do you start?

[2280] Our first shoot day is October 7, I think.

[2281] Wow.

[2282] It's not long from that.

[2283] Six weeks of chaos.

[2284] Six weeks of chaos and then...

[2285] There's something about having a goal, too, like a thing that you're working towards.

[2286] It just changes your mindset.

[2287] Yeah.

[2288] I think this has helped with, like, even like, I was telling the focus of, like, nutrition and health.

[2289] And, like, you know, the discipline of that bleeds into the discipline of the writing and, like, getting these meetings done.

[2290] And, like, you know, it all comes together.

[2291] Yeah.

[2292] When I was getting ready to do my live special, knowing that there was a date that this had to be done, and then it was only on one night.

[2293] So it was like this, like, super hyper -focused of getting ready for something like that.

[2294] Yeah.

[2295] And when I did it, I was like, after it was always like, I want to do that again.

[2296] Really?

[2297] Yeah.

[2298] Yeah.

[2299] At first I was like, I'm going to do this one time, and I'm never going to fucking do this again because this is a ridiculous idea to be able to do something live to millions of people on Netflix.

[2300] Well, you enjoyed the experience.

[2301] I liked it.

[2302] But you like the heightened pressure?

[2303] I like it.

[2304] I like it a lot.

[2305] Yeah.

[2306] I like it too much.

[2307] Well, that's kind of how I am about being busy with these.

[2308] Have you ever thought about doing a live special?

[2309] Never.

[2310] Never thought about it.

[2311] You should do it.

[2312] You think so?

[2313] Yep.

[2314] I think everybody should do it.

[2315] Yeah.

[2316] Everybody's good.

[2317] You do good shows.

[2318] You do great sets for, you know, headlining sets.

[2319] Just get it dialed in to where you know.

[2320] how that moves and let's fucking go and just bust that motherfucker out for the whole world and you don't have to do editing that I'll tell you I fucking hate oh it's the worst you know the last one they called me and they go so we're gonna have to change your release date because you won't watch this I'm like oh yeah fuck me I always have that problem I don't want to watch me I know either I don't want to I fucking hated it yeah and then I it's gross then I told them I wanted the show that they were like no not that I go yeah no I want this show and they were like what about the other show I don't want that show and then everyone was like I go, you ask me to fucking watch it.

[2321] I watched it.

[2322] Well, that's got to be, you can't have anybody giving you advice.

[2323] No. I don't agree.

[2324] I think if a comic is going to put out a special, it should be that comic special and what that comic thinks should be on that special, and that's it.

[2325] I don't want no. I remember Robbie and Bill Burr were arguing in the parking lot of the comedy store, and Robbie was drunk, and Bill Burr was like, hey, I'm not going to fucking argue with you about what my fucking act is while you're drunk at the comedy store.

[2326] And it was this, like, incredible moment.

[2327] I'm like, yeah, that's how it's supposed to be.

[2328] You're not supposed to have someone tell you what the fuck you're going to put in your act.

[2329] Sure.

[2330] Like, do you know how to do comedy?

[2331] No, you don't do comedy, right?

[2332] Shut the fuck up.

[2333] You shut the fuck up.

[2334] This is crazy.

[2335] This is a crazy conversation.

[2336] Yeah, it's, I mean.

[2337] But everybody wants to get in there.

[2338] I know.

[2339] That's the problem with, like, if you were doing your show, it's a problem with doing anything.

[2340] Like, imagine if you did your mom's house and you had a bunch of people you were working for.

[2341] That's a great analogy.

[2342] Especially your mom's house live Oh my God Well yeah That wouldn't work Which I always had Fear Factor for six years And I fucking gagged So hard watching that show I had to turn away Three or four times I've javed a lot doing that It's so gross I know you're right I mean No one would let you do it But yet it's hugely successful It's totally true I mean notes wise I'll say this Like you know Because I experienced this with the With the book I wrote a book You know a year ago or whatever Is like The first time you get notes on anything, a script or anything, you're like, what the fuck is this?

[2343] Right.

[2344] And then when you do encounter notes of value, because there are notes that are, that you go like, that was a good note.

[2345] You have to be able to balance.

[2346] Because what ends up happening, the way to really, I think, handle it is you listen to all of them, but you also have to be able to go, I hear what you're saying on this, and I totally disagree.

[2347] You can't, it's hard to do when you're like starting out.

[2348] Right, it's impossible.

[2349] just can't.

[2350] But once you kind of know yourself and what you're trying to do, you get to go like, oh yeah, that's a good, I know what you're going for there.

[2351] I don't want to do that.

[2352] Right.

[2353] And so I'm not.

[2354] Yeah.

[2355] But your other note was great.

[2356] But could you imagine if like you decided that like doing your mom's house was too difficult?

[2357] So you're going to bring in some Hollywood executives to help you.

[2358] Oh my God.

[2359] Some actual Hollywood producers that do like keeping up with the Kardashians or something.

[2360] And they're going to help you produce your mom's house.

[2361] I mean, I had the fucking, that's so far -fetched that, like, you know, it's like it would be such a fucking shit show.

[2362] It would be terrible.

[2363] It would be terrible.

[2364] But isn't it interesting that it's so popular?

[2365] Yeah.

[2366] That, like, but people, once it becomes popular, then they would want to get in on it.

[2367] And here's how we can make it better.

[2368] Better.

[2369] Yeah, tighten it up.

[2370] Yeah.

[2371] Figure out a way to make it.

[2372] Can you imagine somebody telling you how to run this thing?

[2373] It'd be impossible.

[2374] Yeah.

[2375] I can't even take, I don't even, when someone asks me to put someone on.

[2376] on.

[2377] Even if I would want to put that person on, now I don't want to put them on.

[2378] Just because they asked you?

[2379] Yeah, I don't want to get into that.

[2380] I only want to have people on the show that I want to have on the show, and that's it.

[2381] That's the only way I've ever done it.

[2382] It's the only way I want to do it.

[2383] Somebody asked me just like a week ago, a guy stopped me, and he was like, I have a question about podcasting.

[2384] I go what?

[2385] He goes, how do you, what's the, like, criteria for asking someone to be a guest and I go what do you mean he goes like what like what do you check off and I go somebody I want to talk to yeah like that's the he goes that it I go that's it's it's that that's what I want to do that that's the beautiful thing about what we're doing the beautiful thing about today there's never been a time like that where something can reach fucking millions and millions of people and it's just I want to talk to that guy yeah like this guy doesn't think the moon landing's real come on come in here yeah let's talk you had that fucking hummus cannon guy on that nutty dude that dude and the funny thing is we were exchanging videos of him before like remember we were like look at this guy is is is that guy for real like what do you think is so that's really who he is that's who he is you sure there's not like a little bit of he understands he gets will blunderfeld he gets that there's an angle with which people are seeing this through and he understands the humor in it but it's based in for him an authentic point of view, for sure.

[2386] So he's trying to get straight guys to do gay stuff?

[2387] He would say that's fucking gayer to not do that stuff.

[2388] This is Spartan mentality.

[2389] The straightest thing you can do is fill another guy up with cum.

[2390] It's like one of his quotes.

[2391] Yeah.

[2392] What's funny about that is that that used to be how warriors live.

[2393] That's what he talks about all the time.

[2394] Yeah.

[2395] And he's pretty well versed in like Spartan history, samurai.

[2396] And he'll know these, he's like, here's the literature.

[2397] He'll show you.

[2398] Like, I think, look, the real, if you want to, like, break down what he's doing.

[2399] I think a big part of what he's doing is trying to...

[2400] Trick guys into fucking them.

[2401] That's a big one of them.

[2402] The other one is, you know, shedding this masculinity is only this.

[2403] Like, that's, like, the origin of it, right?

[2404] That, like, you know, you don't have to be this way in order to be mad or, like, guys are, whatever.

[2405] So many guys are super homophobic.

[2406] is like the that's like the footsteps of all this starting and then I think you know I think he's very aware of humor and he has to be yeah he calls his dick a hummus cannon it's great I mean yeah and yeah you're wonderful starfish receptacle or something yeah whatever he says yeah um your dirt hole whatever calls it yeah it's all types of where you got lick each other's nipples if you're a real man yeah but yeah he he knows what he's doing I think he knows what he's doing how many guys are sucking his dick because of those videos that have probably been like, am I straight now?

[2407] I did what you said.

[2408] I don't know, man. But that's the thing, like, if someone gets enough followers, there's going to be, you know, out of every 1 ,000 people, there's a guy that you can talk into it being in a cult.

[2409] My favorite is this guy right now, fancy chef, where he's like, he's just post, I haven't sent you fancy chef videos?

[2410] No. He's just like in his kitchen, and he's in a chef's outfit with the hat, and then he's just, he'll put like strawberry in a glass.

[2411] He's like beautiful and nice.

[2412] Look at this.

[2413] Look at the shit I just made.

[2414] You just put strawberries in a glass.

[2415] But he keeps, and he's like, book me. Call me right now.

[2416] Millionaires and billionaires only.

[2417] And he does this whole pitch about how he's like a world -class chef.

[2418] And you just keep watching.

[2419] You're like, am I getting trolled?

[2420] Or is this what's going on here?

[2421] Is this a delusional person or is this a subtle troll?

[2422] That's exactly what you do.

[2423] And then the more you watch, you're like, oh, no, he's delusional for sure.

[2424] But meanwhile, being delusional can get you pretty fucking far.

[2425] It can.

[2426] It can.

[2427] And, like, he...

[2428] So he is cooking food.

[2429] What's the food on the left?

[2430] A left right there.

[2431] What is that?

[2432] What has he got going on there?

[2433] I can't hear it.

[2434] Looks like chicken.

[2435] That's beautiful.

[2436] That's going to give you the flavor love.

[2437] That's beautiful.

[2438] Well, he just laid fucking time on top of it.

[2439] I don't know that that's going to do anything.

[2440] I think in your stomach, I'm telling me that's going to be a deliverance.

[2441] When I tell you, that's going to so make you, that's going to say a lot to you.

[2442] And he goes between this.

[2443] There's a lot.

[2444] lot of wine glasses like he's always putting something in a glass and then look at the top comment day 238 of not knowing whether this channel is satire like it's like jamie i'm going to send you a guy that i'm addicted to i'm addicted to this dude it's a bs dining experience uh -huh and all this dude does is deep fry food that's it but it it just does it with enthusiasm outdoors give me some volume.

[2445] Go down and get the chicken, not the snake.

[2446] The snake's disgusting.

[2447] Go down and get some of that chicken.

[2448] Let's this.

[2449] You know everybody's ready to baptizing aside that.

[2450] Yeah, he baptizes it in the grease.

[2451] Everything gets baptized.

[2452] That's a lot of chicken, bro.

[2453] Yeah, he's cooking for like parties.

[2454] Watch this.

[2455] Baptize that chicken.

[2456] Season to perfection.

[2457] Watch this.

[2458] Watch this.

[2459] Watch this.

[2460] Watch this.

[2461] Watch this.

[2462] Watch this.

[2463] Can you imagine how good that is, dude.

[2464] Oh my God.

[2465] I get so hungry.

[2466] And watch when he puts it out.

[2467] watch he pulls it out oh my god come on come on look at them look at them look at that look at that juicy on inside season to perfection I'll see yon batch number two and he does this with everything he does it with fish like go back to his page to his actual page so you can see all the different yeah so he's got all kinds of shit like look he's doing crabs and fish.

[2468] Look at this.

[2469] It's all deep fried, terrible for you.

[2470] It looks amazing.

[2471] Can I tell you, I think he's got waffles and everything.

[2472] If you were like, what's the decadent thing you kind of want to indulge in where I'm like, when it's done well, I don't know that anything makes me happier?

[2473] What?

[2474] Fried chicken.

[2475] Fried chicken at Rosco's with waffles with butter and syrup and you get a little piece of the chicken, a little piece of the waffle.

[2476] Sensation.

[2477] Fried chicken where the crisp is done.

[2478] done perfectly and the chicken isn't dry like it's still moisty oh that that's why that guy's stuff looks so good oh my gosh like a juicy fried chicken oh yeah i don't know there's anything more satisfying i am i got colonel sanders the other day yeah not another day about seven months ago i was just driving i was hungry like chicken's probably pretty safe let me pull and get some fried chicken it just tasted like poison yeah yeah i was like what's in this what kind of oil are you guys When was the last time you cleaned the oil?

[2479] At KFC?

[2480] A random KFC in the middle of nowhere.

[2481] So I've had some KFC that's really good.

[2482] Like there used to be a KFC in Woodland Hills.

[2483] I used to get every now and then I wanted to cheat.

[2484] I'd go in there and get a fucking bucket of chicken.

[2485] Fry chicken is good.

[2486] It's so good with hot sauce on it.

[2487] Oh, baby.

[2488] But this one was terrible.

[2489] Do you have an unnatural tolerance for hot sauce, don't you?

[2490] Yes.

[2491] Is this genetic?

[2492] I think it is because my daughter has it.

[2493] I have one daughter that does.

[2494] You haven't like trained up to it.

[2495] Or you have kind of.

[2496] I think I've trained up to it, too.

[2497] Yeah.

[2498] But one daughter is like...

[2499] One daughter just can take anything.

[2500] She's fine.

[2501] Yeah, she loves it.

[2502] She's like really hot stuff.

[2503] Like I brought her some of that senior lichuga.

[2504] I have a partnership with senior lichuga and we make some crazy hot sauce.

[2505] There's like, reapers in it.

[2506] Yeah.

[2507] It's potent.

[2508] She's just no problem.

[2509] So that is kind of...

[2510] It has to be genetic.

[2511] Yeah, because I've been with you and I've been like, what are you talking about?

[2512] You're like, that's fine.

[2513] I'm like, that's not fine.

[2514] No one else is fine.

[2515] Yeah, I'd fuck up that Hot Wing show.

[2516] I can get down I think you would I can get down He's the best Sean Evans I just don't want to answer questions While I'm eating hot sauce It just doesn't make any sense But I can get down With some ferocious shit Yeah Yeah yeah I've seen it I'm like this can't just be Like Natural I mean like it's natural But I'm saying That's not everybody No I think there's some genetic and then there's some build up to it But I like it I like a I like a kick But I don't like that I like Really?

[2517] I'm like, woof!

[2518] And you don't feel like it...

[2519] I start sweating.

[2520] My daughter makes fun of me because I literally pouring down my face.

[2521] She's like, what the fuck is wrong with you?

[2522] Like, your head?

[2523] I start sweating.

[2524] But I start sweating way lower.

[2525] My clothes are wet, like everything.

[2526] I love it on eggs.

[2527] Oh, yeah.

[2528] Yeah, I put senior lichuga on my eggs this morning.

[2529] I had eggs with elk sausage for breakfast.

[2530] Oh, babe.

[2531] You want some elk sausage?

[2532] I got some...

[2533] Yes.

[2534] Ooh, I'll hook you up.

[2535] Really?

[2536] Yeah, yeah, I'm going to leave here.

[2537] I'll give you a bunch.

[2538] Okay.

[2539] I got a commercial freezer back to.

[2540] there, fill it.

[2541] Okay.

[2542] Oh, elk sausage is so good, man. And it's just like ready to frozen.

[2543] I just, is it?

[2544] Yep, frozen.

[2545] And I got this jalapeno cheddar.

[2546] What's the best way to prepare that elk sausage?

[2547] I like it on a skillet.

[2548] Okay.

[2549] I like it.

[2550] I do it on a Traeger, too.

[2551] I do it on the pellet grill.

[2552] That's good, too.

[2553] You get it to a certain temperature.

[2554] I like that, too.

[2555] I do it real slow.

[2556] I do it like 225 degrees and get it up to like 134 internal and then pull it.

[2557] Yeah.

[2558] But as long as you don't overcook it, because they do have.

[2559] like a little bit of pork fat when they make it for me because I get it prepared at like a butcher shop but you do you're dealing with a much leaner meat it's you know you can dry it out yeah you can dry it out you know there's like a fine line you want it like right where medium rare is I do I love using my my pellet grill oh pellet grill is great that's great yeah and they're so easy the I got the newest Traeger I had the old one but the newest one is so much better it's incredible really yeah it's just it's just it's It makes everything smokier.

[2560] The effect is better.

[2561] The flavor's better.

[2562] It's easier to use.

[2563] It's got two different probes for temperature.

[2564] It's just like it alerts you on your app.

[2565] You get lower and raise the temperature on the app.

[2566] I know.

[2567] I went out.

[2568] Yeah.

[2569] I mean, I left the house with the boys.

[2570] Just check the app.

[2571] Yeah, you see the temperature of the food.

[2572] You can see the temperature of the grill.

[2573] And you can say, you know what, it's getting a little close.

[2574] Let me drop that bitch down to 180.

[2575] Yeah.

[2576] And bang.

[2577] It's incredible.

[2578] Yeah.

[2579] Incredible technology.

[2580] Well, it's just so easy to use.

[2581] I still like an offset smoker, too, though.

[2582] I have a real offset smoker that I got.

[2583] That is better.

[2584] The thing about the real offset smoker, it's much more of a pain in the ass, but there's certain sugars that you get from the wood, the wood itself, like a real piece of mesquite, a real piece of post -oak, and you set a little fire underneath there with little sticks and you get it built up, and then you dial it in with the dampers.

[2585] It's like a thing.

[2586] It's like a lot of work.

[2587] Yeah.

[2588] But the flavor is even more intense.

[2589] I get so seduced by these videos of people doing things.

[2590] And I found this, I forget what company it is, makes this, like, Argentine grill works.

[2591] Where they wheel it over the fire and I like a barri.

[2592] I want one of those.

[2593] Grill works.

[2594] Yeah, I want one of those.

[2595] This dude, Grillworks, Ben, he hooked me up and I had one installed at my house.

[2596] But it's the same thing.

[2597] Cranking up.

[2598] That is great for stakes.

[2599] Yeah, just like watching that video I was like, oh yeah, because it's the same thing You're used to using hardwood So you just got hardwood cooking You get those flames rising up Look at that Look at that There's a place Oh, this is the thing that I'm looking up Yeah, exactly Well, that's the place in Vegas This is it.

[2600] Lizar Meets, Jose Andres' place That's what they use I want one of these I'll get you, I'll hook you up Really?

[2601] Yeah, yeah, yeah Yeah, I'll have that guy make you one Fuck yes, dude You'll love it They'll love it.

[2602] They're the shit For a steak, that's nothing better It's incredible.

[2603] And they have a bunch of different ones.

[2604] They can either do a custom build or they can just have one like that that's already made.

[2605] They're rolled into your backyard.

[2606] Yeah.

[2607] Fucking incredible.

[2608] That's so cool.

[2609] And if you dial it in, right, if you use meat probes and you slowly cook it and then sear it at the end.

[2610] Nothing better.

[2611] It has that flavor.

[2612] Like that place, bizarre meats in Vegas.

[2613] Shout out to Jose, man. Shout out to Jose.

[2614] Jose And Dress is the shit.

[2615] Bro, how crazy was what happened to him in Israel?

[2616] With his World Central Kitchen.

[2617] folks yeah yeah it looks like they targeted them it's horrible man didn't they kill like six people a bunch of people died yeah who were just trying to feed refugees it's fucking sucks how crazy is that it sucks so and those guys are just they go people don't know world central kitchen just goes anywhere there's a disaster yeah hurricane tornadoes you know earthquakes in the war zones invasion of ukraine yeah they're just like people need to eat that's there's not they're not like politically siding with anyone, they're just feeding people.

[2618] They're not even publicizing it.

[2619] He's just doing it and people write stories about the fact that he's doing it.

[2620] It's incredible.

[2621] He's genuine.

[2622] He's like, there's, there's genuine people that are really filled with, like, real philanthropy, like really want to help people.

[2623] Yeah.

[2624] And that's that guy.

[2625] Yeah.

[2626] And his food is insane.

[2627] Oh my God.

[2628] That bizarre meets in Vegas is like so underrated.

[2629] And he's a one in D .C. starts with a J. I forget.

[2630] It's so.

[2631] fucking good all Spanish Like always like his food I think he's got one in Chicago too Yeah he's got a bunch But they're yeah He doesn't miss That dude's food is amazing He's the best Tommy Buns you're the fucking man Thanks for doing this brother Yeah of course thanks for having So when your show comes out Come back and do it again I would love to Thank you so much My pleasure all right All right Bye everybody Check on the baseball stuff Oh check on the baseball stuff Just a quick check Okay good call Good call All right open up Google High School Baseball Come on Or what was the other one, you said, humidor's?

[2632] Yeah, humidor's in high school baseball.

[2633] Nope, mostly shit I already look at.

[2634] Bones, cars, Halle Berry, boxers, Michael Jordan.

[2635] Nope, not yet.

[2636] Maybe tomorrow.

[2637] Maybe tomorrow.

[2638] Maybe eventually.

[2639] I'll send you.

[2640] Right now it seems like all the same stuff that we always talk about.

[2641] Yeah.

[2642] Yeah.

[2643] I will definitely be.

[2644] Science, black hole, Stephen Colbert.

[2645] all right thanks jimmy bye everybody