The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz XX
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[18] Listen here, motherfucker.
[19] What are we doing?
[20] Listen here.
[21] He's doing a thing, Billy.
[22] I'm not doing a thing.
[23] There's not a thing being done right now.
[24] I'm supposed to say that word.
[25] Closeout game is what we've got right now.
[26] We're in a close -out situation.
[27] I need everybody focus.
[28] I feel like we had three good shows.
[29] Three wins.
[30] Three dubs.
[31] Three dubs.
[32] Time to get the sweep.
[33] Some things, some decisions have been made today in order to facilitate the sweep.
[34] First of all, I want to welcome Game 1 Jess back.
[35] Hell of a job.
[36] Game one, Jess, is return for the close -out situation.
[37] Thank you, Jess.
[38] Billy back in the EP seat.
[39] Don't blow it, Billy.
[40] All right?
[41] Don't blow it.
[42] Billy's already mad.
[43] What?
[44] Huh?
[45] I am?
[46] Because you said the F word.
[47] I'm sorry.
[48] Well, no, we are, Dominique and I, if you must know or not, on the same page, because he was walking around doing this before, saying today we're going for the sweep.
[49] And I said, game two, I don't know about that one.
[50] I said we can go for a series win.
[51] I'm not sure we're going for a sweep here.
[52] Just a quick refresher.
[53] What happened in game two?
[54] Don't worry about game two.
[55] Don't worry about game two.
[56] All right, all right, fine.
[57] We're up to one in a five game series.
[58] How about that?
[59] Yeah, no, that's fine.
[60] I mean, worst case, you get a split.
[61] I'm not hoping for a split.
[62] Okay, okay, forget the sweet.
[63] Was game two the C -rings?
[64] No, no, no. That was game three.
[65] It was a blowout.
[66] That was a blowout.
[67] That was like, you remember what the Celtics did to the Mavs?
[68] Yeah, that's what that was.
[69] Game two was you guys were counting your dinner longer than your dinner took.
[70] Yeah, that was game two was high -level sports business conversation.
[71] Okay, okay, I'll take that as an L. I'll take it as an L. Some of us have a game five tomorrow, by the way.
[72] Oh, we're not worried about that.
[73] We burn the boats.
[74] We burn the boats already.
[75] We're 3 -0.
[76] I don't take that.
[77] I don't take sports business high -level discussion as an L. But seriously, though.
[78] Tony, in for the first time this week.
[79] Don't blow it, man. Don't blow it.
[80] What do you think I'm here for?
[81] To blow it?
[82] Nah.
[83] You brought me in to close out.
[84] That's what I'm here for.
[85] Oh, yeah, yeah.
[86] We got the closer.
[87] The closer, pretty boy tone.
[88] Also.
[89] I'm the only one clapping for this part of the building.
[90] I'm clapping too.
[91] I'm clapping.
[92] I'm clapping with my heart.
[93] Also, there was a decision made by the higher -ups in order to put us in the best position to win this pivotal, or not pivotal, this important close -out game.
[94] There's a decision made, Pablo.
[95] Yeah.
[96] About the starting lineup.
[97] Look, we established a starting rotation.
[98] I believe in game three.
[99] Yeah, I think so.
[100] Game three starting rotation.
[101] And we established that David Sampson was not an ace.
[102] And so David Sampson is not.
[103] He hates you so much.
[104] He's just not on the side of the glass today.
[105] I'm afraid to make eye contact.
[106] So I'm not looking.
[107] All right, I know how to fix it.
[108] All right, close out game.
[109] So listen, a couple things we want to get to today.
[110] At some point, Pablo, we'll talk about how Pablo was attacked by the nerds on the internet.
[111] which was awesome.
[112] I also would like to...
[113] Different nerds though.
[114] It was nerd versus nerd.
[115] I have things I need to say.
[116] It was a little nerd community attack.
[117] We got to talk about the sex segment backlash because there was some of that.
[118] We also have a very special segment at some point today.
[119] And I'm calling Samson Appreciation Segment.
[120] We got a whole segment, even though David Sampson does not believe certain things need to have special days or months.
[121] We have a special segment just for you, David Sampson.
[122] What do you think about that?
[123] Oh, boy.
[124] It's giving us the sonny treatment.
[125] We put them behind the glass.
[126] We said this at the end of game three.
[127] All right.
[128] And we did it.
[129] It's a real.
[130] I feel like that I got nothing to say to them.
[131] I'm going to focus very much on being here, which I enjoy.
[132] I don't know who the higher ups are.
[133] I don't know what they're talking about.
[134] I walked in and this is what I was told to do.
[135] It's called being a team player.
[136] The higher ups are the 66 inches.
[137] That's uncalled for Stop, Pablo You are so cocky That it's really quite staggering You're like a 68 and a half incher What are we talking about here And three quarters Are we measuring height and inches now What the fuck happened yesterday?
[138] That was game two I think That was game two When David Sampson told us how tall he was In inches We were confused Because we've never heard that except for babies Haven't you ever heard when babies say How was your child?
[139] Oh you know 37 months.
[140] You know, I've heard it with horses, too.
[141] Yeah, big stud.
[142] David Samson, a stud.
[143] A stud.
[144] Pleasureing everybody in sight.
[145] But only quickly, so then you can go back to whatever you had to do.
[146] Oh, yeah.
[147] Jess has some thoughts about yesterday that I'm sure we'll get to at some point.
[148] Yeah, also 70 and three quarters of an inch.
[149] Oh, you did the math?
[150] For your boy.
[151] Nerd.
[152] Definitely Googled it.
[153] All right.
[154] Team USA played last night.
[155] We're going to talk about that.
[156] and how confident we should be after an underwhelming performance.
[157] But before that, I think we need to dedicate today's show to one of our own, who's not here today, who is celebrating a very special birthday.
[158] Happy birthday, Roy Belly.
[159] And happy birthday to him.
[160] I don't care.
[161] Good luck.
[162] The way you started that sounded like you were not about to wish him a happy birthday, but maybe, yeah.
[163] Yeah, yeah, yeah.
[164] I mean, on the inside.
[165] I love Roy.
[166] I think the Panthersman brought him back to life.
[167] Oh, that's right.
[168] He's been happy.
[169] I'm seeing with David, by the way, what Roy does have an objection to, which at the lighting isn't great.
[170] It's just sort of like in terms of like a, imagine.
[171] You know what?
[172] David right now in that darkness looks like he is a magician just off stage that we're about to let enter and do a trick.
[173] Don't he have a pick a card, any card face?
[174] I don't know if it's.
[175] the color of the hair.
[176] I'm going to go to the entire show and not look at Pablo one time.
[177] I can promise you that.
[178] I think it's the widow's peak.
[179] Oh, it's the peak?
[180] Do magicians?
[181] Yeah.
[182] Slickback.
[183] You do look like you're like...
[184] Whitty also had kind of a magician vibe to him because of the widow's peak and the slick back black hair.
[185] It's the dark hair with the slick back.
[186] I always thought the Widow's Peak gave you more of a...
[187] I'm not here to do cranial analysis of magicians.
[188] But I'm sensing a trot.
[189] I do want to talk about speaking.
[190] of magic.
[191] Look at this guy hosting.
[192] I want to talk.
[193] Give up for Dominique Fox with everybody.
[194] Just like settling into the host chair in Game 4.
[195] I'm not, I can't stay here the whole time.
[196] I'm going to have to switch.
[197] I don't know if anybody, anyone in the shipping container or anyone in this room at some point want to take a couple segments because I'm a little tired.
[198] It's a long week of darning and it's not easy to dame.
[199] Oh my God.
[200] It's not easy to Dan all week.
[201] We've been darning more than anyone should dance.
[202] Danning so hard.
[203] I brought my beautiful swaning.
[204] Juan, the vanilla snack, Charlie Kravitz, to stand by me. I appreciate you, dog.
[205] You've been holding it down all week.
[206] Thank you.
[207] I don't know if you've gone full Dan.
[208] You haven't shown enough empathy.
[209] You could up the empathy a tiny bit today if you want to go full Dan.
[210] I would like, at some point, I remember one of the bits from this show was like the scale of altercations.
[211] Like, I feel like we need to institute an empathy scale for Dan so that we can rate him when we're listening to him.
[212] and he goes too far, we need to have names for these things so we can tell him, like today, Dan, let's throttle the empathy back to...
[213] You got three steps today.
[214] Okay.
[215] More empathy.
[216] Okay.
[217] More explaining to the audience what's going on in the media.
[218] Okay.
[219] And then three, you've got to keep confusing Lucy and Jess.
[220] That has been a real Dan of you.
[221] I've been Dan in it.
[222] That was since game one.
[223] All right.
[224] You also need to talk about stand -up comedians.
[225] Got a lot of stand -up talk.
[226] Yeah, yeah, yeah.
[227] Speaking of stand -up comedians, how funny was it last night, seeing my man Joe Allen Bede seem like the lone player who was uncomfortable in this?
[228] Like, it just didn't seem as effective.
[229] I guess I should do it more positively, right?
[230] As an American.
[231] We did beat Canada, who was one of the best teams in the world, which they're nowhere near us because no one's as good as us.
[232] But it's a good opponent.
[233] I guess I'm having a hard time knowing how to feel about last night's game from Team USA, because we did get a win.
[234] We started out, I think it was like down 10, which was shocking.
[235] It was not a good first quarter.
[236] Team USA could have used the speech that you started the show with.
[237] So, Pablo, what did you think about last night's basketball game?
[238] I was, as we learned in game one of the show, I was incredibly, incredibly hyped for Team USA.
[239] This is the most dream -like of team since 92.
[240] And I want to start with the good, which is that.
[241] at Steph Curry, this side of Victor Wembenyama, probably, and a healthy Kevin Durant might be the best suited player for Feeba style basketball.
[242] I would like to say you Stugats the shit out of that because you were at dinner with Don Don Van Nata last night.
[243] You didn't watch a second of hoops.
[244] Why are you doing this?
[245] Because.
[246] Stugats would never have dinner with a journalist.
[247] But he would get drunk.
[248] You did that?
[249] Dude, I woke.
[250] I was hurting today, man. And my tolerance is...
[251] Don Van Nuita cooked you?
[252] Hold on.
[253] Try to make a 65 inch joke?
[254] Yeah.
[255] You see Pap it last night or no?
[256] Forgot to turn it on again?
[257] What's wrong with you?
[258] So you got to use the water, like distilled water.
[259] All my members of CPAP gang, no. You need to use distilled water in Pap Gang.
[260] I'm not into Pap Gaming.
[261] I don't think that they say Paps up, but I just made it up.
[262] What does CPAP gang say?
[263] You gotta use the distilled water, is what they say.
[264] It has to be snappier than that.
[265] So I got, I went to the, on my way into the hotel, shout out to the Elser Hotel.
[266] I asked, do we have a bottle opener in the room?
[267] And they said yes.
[268] And I went into the fridge and got the very expensive bottle of bottled water.
[269] And I opened it and I poured it into the CPAP machine.
[270] And I put it in there.
[271] And I forgot to turn it on and fell asleep because I was drinking with Don Van Nu.
[272] Oh, I'm sorry.
[273] You guys saw me. I think the live program.
[274] programming was on me while you were talking I'm just trying to tell Donique we can't we can't call them paps that's already a thing you guys could have asked the expert yesterday what that means but you miss paparazzi yeah obviously exactly Billy I don't know so a lot of smearing that goes on back here I'm noticing there's really so much stuff that it's hard to concentrate on what they're saying because I'm listening to what you're saying well done David and I'm not sure that I can handle this welcome to the shipping container that's what we do I'm just going to stay very quiet and not look at Pablo.
[275] You've gotten so good at this, man. You've gotten so good at it.
[276] You're a coachable.
[277] I saw Sauce Gardner playing golf online.
[278] He, like, tweeted out his golf swing.
[279] And one of the things that David has done this week, that's really impressive that Sauce Gardner also could do is it's very hard for adult people to change.
[280] And Sauce was like, and physically, I think we all understand, especially anyone who's tried to play golf, you know what you're supposed to do, but telling your body to do it consistently.
[281] And through the course of this week, I've been coaching David up.
[282] And he just nailed that.
[283] You've been taking notes.
[284] And he just nailed that last because we had, see, I was about to explain the joke.
[285] I'm getting worse.
[286] Anyway, congratulations, David.
[287] I'm so proud of you, man. Paps up.
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[300] Don Lebertard.
[301] I went in the margins.
[302] I'm like, you're money ball of sex?
[303] I'm basically Scott Hatterberg.
[304] A lot of walks.
[305] A lot of walks, but I'm on base.
[306] When it comes to sex, I'm Scott Hatterberg.
[307] Other dudes, they can be Giambi.
[308] You know your role you play well?
[309] I know my role.
[310] This is the Don Levitar show with the Stugat.
[311] Steph Curry and LeBron James played together.
[312] For the first time.
[313] And Kevin Durant, the best player on the team, did not play.
[314] He did not play.
[315] I would not say he's the best player on the team.
[316] He's, I mean, on Team USA, he's the best, historically the best, I mean.
[317] So there's a tradition.
[318] Carmelo Anthony, I guess.
[319] Exactly.
[320] So Carmelo to KD.
[321] this guy who is perfectly suited for the international game in terms of his ability to just create offense and shoot and take advantage of the ways that the rules are different.
[322] But Charlie Kravitz, resident basketball nerd, we got to see LeBron James be a little Draymond.
[323] That was the most exciting part.
[324] And that was intoxicating, as it were.
[325] So that offense needs Stefan Curry to touch the ball.
[326] Real hot take there.
[327] That Stefan Curry is going to be an elite international player, but seeing them get unstuck in the mud with the Curry -Lebron pick and roll was very exciting.
[328] Big decision, though, for your boy, Pablo, of what are they going to do with Davis and Embed?
[329] Because Embedd was the – I want to say this, Pablo.
[330] We've had a good time working together.
[331] You and I, our two -man games, been dope, but Charlie's my swan.
[332] Don't you lean on my nerds?
[333] That's my guy.
[334] When I need someone to tell me how to feel or think about basketball, I go to Charlie.
[335] You got Tony.
[336] Tony's your man. So next time you throw it to the shipping container for some basketball analysis, you got to ask me for permission before you call on my snack.
[337] Tony's a 76 -incher.
[338] Oh, big dog.
[339] Big dog.
[340] Why do you think they call me in here, man?
[341] I mean, make things happen.
[342] When Kevin Garnett, Tony, I'm going to use Tony, I'm going to incorporate him into our offense.
[343] Okay.
[344] When Kevin Garnett says that LeBron James can play 10 more years in a Draymond role, do you buy that?
[345] Do you see that being hyperbole?
[346] Because the notion of LeBron, who is not trying to do everything, but has all of the skills, has the brain, has ostensibly the defensive capacity and the will to do it, I love that as an alternate future for LeBron James.
[347] What's his nut punch game like?
[348] It's a good question.
[349] I'm going to let Charlie answer that one.
[350] But to answer my man's question, Pablo, I think he can.
[351] Like if he can not care about playing the offensive side of the ball.
[352] and just setting screens, making the right pass, getting dirty on the defensive side.
[353] Like, can LeBron play until he's 50?
[354] He still got a chase down block the last night, and I would push back.
[355] Well, no, he can't play the six.
[356] That's absurd.
[357] No, by Matt Cook.
[358] I would push back.
[359] Brady played football until 45, and he could have probably played a couple more years.
[360] Come on, Tony.
[361] LeBron is built different, Dominique.
[362] You know that.
[363] Come on, Tony.
[364] So Brady played for a while, in part because the physical demand on that position and way they protect that position is different.
[365] I don't know that LeBron can play, no, LeBron cannot play until he's 60.
[366] I said 50.
[367] I thought he said 60.
[368] No, I said 50.
[369] Yeah, he can't play till he's 50 either.
[370] Damn, I thought we had Dominique on that.
[371] No. The point that I would have made if someone told me like LeBron could play the Draymond role, I would push back slightly because I think that LeBron, where you would see some slippage in LeBron's game has been on the defensive side of the ball.
[372] And I think Draymond's one of his best attributes, like next to his passing, is that he can play great defense.
[373] But I guess the argument is he has allowed his defense to slip because he's putting more effort in offensively.
[374] So if you think he still has the explosiveness to play, which that chased down block yesterday would suggest that he still does, then maybe he could extend his career.
[375] I do think it's funny that all of the commentary so far here and elsewhere largely has been about like these guys as individuals as opposed to like so, these Olympics.
[376] Because it's a lot of these.
[377] Because Everybody assumes Team USA is still going to win.
[378] But Charlie Kravitz, who I'm not allowed to talk to anymore.
[379] You can talk to them.
[380] I'm sorry.
[381] I still cannot make eye contact with David Sampson, who is just very uncomfortable.
[382] Joel Embed keeps on being dragged into this conversation.
[383] And I think that's a ridiculous, ridiculous headline to take away as the number one thing to talk about from this game.
[384] Why?
[385] Because Joel Embed, as Jujugati pointed out in game three for us, I believe, could not see, has various leg injuries, is trying to work his way into shape, and you're going to blame him for fouling out because in Feeba basketball, I want to make this clear, in Feeba basketball, how many fouls are there, Tony?
[386] Five.
[387] Yes.
[388] I like how you pump fake.
[389] I see you jab stepped him, Tony.
[390] Get him in a jab step.
[391] You think that you just go up and shoot.
[392] Yeah, you got to get open, jab step.
[393] Put the body into him.
[394] Sizz, five.
[395] Sizz is five.
[396] Got him.
[397] And you can't block that job.
[398] Can't block that shot.
[399] There it is.
[400] Nailed it.
[401] He knows the game, obviously.
[402] So I just think Joelle Embed is just an American.
[403] Joel M .B. is very American.
[404] He is made for the NBA, and he's adjusting to Fiba because that's how much of a great American Joe L .M .B. No one question is patriotism.
[405] Does he fit on his team?
[406] What happened?
[407] Why are you trying to kick up?
[408] Does he fit with the Americans?
[409] I think his style of play.
[410] Nice switching room, though.
[411] The only other thing from this USA basketball team that I think is, think is incredibly interesting is that President Obama re kind of went back.
[412] You see what this happened?
[413] Did you just see what this happened?
[414] That's why I paused because there was some stuff happening away from the ball that I did not anticipate.
[415] I was trying to get to the President Obama dapping up.
[416] Yeah, and I'm trying to also create bonds and I just got flipped off by David Sampson.
[417] All right, fine.
[418] All right, so do we have that video of President Obama?
[419] You guys remember a while ago, Obama, like, kind of went viral because he was dapping everybody up.
[420] With Team USA.
[421] Yeah, with Team USA, all the black players, and he's doing it again.
[422] Solid dafts.
[423] These are aggressive daps.
[424] Yeah, what up, brother.
[425] Love you, all right?
[426] Trying to get like you.
[427] If I had your hand.
[428] Just the wind up on Steph.
[429] I cut mine off.
[430] And then LeBron, I feel like.
[431] Yeah, these are presidential.
[432] The velocity.
[433] Daps.
[434] Uh -oh.
[435] And then we get down to the less melanated.
[436] people.
[437] Handic.
[438] See, I like that he gave Spowe some shoulder.
[439] He was like, Spo, you don't get a complete depth.
[440] As a great Filipino -American, I personally appreciate that.
[441] You don't get a complete debt, but you've done enough for the community that I will give you a little chest -to -chest.
[442] And it seems as though, maybe he has more respect for Steve Kerr than Spow.
[443] He brings Steve Kerr in as well.
[444] See, there's no left hand.
[445] There's no left hand on Spoh.
[446] No left hand on Spoh.
[447] This guy, you don't get no love.
[448] Oh, double hug for Kerr.
[449] This is not coincidental.
[450] This is obviously quite real.
[451] No, so.
[452] Dap is to be a stressful thing, Dominique, for those who are not sure what version they're going to get.
[453] It's not anymore, though.
[454] That's the thing that I find amusing to this, amusing for me, when we see this, is I have an 11 -year -old son and he, like, goes to private school and has a number of little rich white friends, and they, like DAP is a part of American culture now.
[455] Like all these little 10 -year -old and 11 -year -old white boys come up to me and they're like, hello, Mr. Foxworth.
[456] And they go with the tilt.
[457] They go tilt up for the DAP.
[458] And like, I'm fine with you.
[459] What angle of the elbow are they approaching just for the audio audience?
[460] It's definitely 45 degree.
[461] It says 90 degree.
[462] Right angle.
[463] Good point.
[464] Yeah.
[465] You saw it?
[466] I appreciate it.
[467] I got them a little side.
[468] Get them up in the air.
[469] And they hit him with that.
[470] 45.
[471] Nope, 90.
[472] But I don't know that everyone knows the history of DAP.
[473] And I assume Pablo as a nerd, you probably know.
[474] I know some.
[475] You know that DAP stands for...
[476] David, do you know the history of DAP?
[477] I just know that it's always uncomfortable for me deciding who to hug.
[478] Whether you go around both, is it just one, you bring them in and then a rap, or do you sometimes just do a fist?
[479] And I never thought of it from a melanin standpoint, the way you just described it.
[480] I think, of it from a logistical standpoint.
[481] I think about it from man -woman, man -man.
[482] So that is always in my head, and it's always awfully difficult to navigate.
[483] Well, love is love, so don't worry about the man -woman, man -man thing.
[484] But the Dap stands for dignity and pride.
[485] And DAP was originally kind of created during the Vietnam War.
[486] It was between black GIs, would use this as a way to let each other know that we had each other's back because there was a history of the white higher -ups not protecting the black soldiers and putting them in tough situations and even shooting them when they were in battle because they were they didn't respect them or like them.
[487] So the DAP was meant as a way to whether it was an elaborate way to kind of silently express we are on the same team.
[488] We're not going to let them do whatever they want to us.
[489] dignity and pride is what DAP stands for.
[490] And so I just find it hilarious.
[491] I mean, it's cool that President Obama the first, the only black president that we ever had.
[492] With that attitude.
[493] Probably, yeah.
[494] You're talking about the whole country, not me. Yeah.
[495] Yeah, the only black president that we've ever had to express that to these representatives of the United States.
[496] And I also find it incredibly hilarious.
[497] I'm going to start saying dignity and pride to all the 11 -year -old white boys that give me that.
[498] Just give them some Dap.
[499] All right, Connor.
[500] Dignity and Pride, brother.
[501] Hunter.
[502] Dignity and pride, Riley.
[503] Cooper.
[504] That's a good one.
[505] Cooper Flag.
[506] Looks pretty good.
[507] Game one.
[508] Game one win for us, Cooper Flagg.
[509] Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
[510] That was game one.
[511] I enjoyed Cooper Flagg conversation.
[512] Can we get David Beck in here?
[513] I feel bad.
[514] Why do you feel bad?
[515] I'm a team player.
[516] Yeah.
[517] I'm whatever the higher -ups want.
[518] this is what they get and I couldn't be happier to be here with the container as they try to watch you guys try to sweep good luck to you whoa you know what you don't say good luck to you I didn't like that sound of that good look I was like almost a bad look I also gotta be honest you're not giving off very happy to be in this room you haven't talked to us once yeah there's something demeaning about being back now I'm trying to understand how I can do it because you guys talk while they're talking yeah your microphones must be off because I don't hear it in my ear Yeah, there are.
[519] That's true.
[520] So I have not yet figured out.
[521] A fourth starter.
[522] No one taught me. So during the, no one taught me either, David.
[523] You just got to go with the flow.
[524] You went with the flow.
[525] Day one, you were just cutting it up.
[526] Day one, we were still doing the show on Zoom.
[527] So that was a whole other fiasco.
[528] But we're talking to each other and we're trying to figure out like what we should say on the show and at the same time we're talking to them in their ears to help them get to the next thing.
[529] So there's a lot of cross talk going on.
[530] And you just got to get in the lazy river stream and just flow a lot.
[531] And that chair is tough too because you have to be like kind of slanted over talking to everybody.
[532] So you almost have to play it at an angle.
[533] That's the important part.
[534] Okay.
[535] You're doing great.
[536] There was another, another Dap that I'm not sure if you guys saw that involved Joe Biden at Waffle House.
[537] Oh, my God.
[538] Thank you for reminding me of this.
[539] I'm concerned.
[540] See that?
[541] See that?
[542] You see what she just did there?
[543] Oh, did he get a squat?
[544] So Jill walks into the Waffle House first and a guy is filming Joe and executes an incredible multi -part.
[545] So, first of all, Joe Biden is obviously a veteran because the squat, if you haven't seen somebody in a long time, I'm telling you.
[546] Now, this is this, this may be extended.
[547] So you're only counting the four parts of the debt.
[548] The squad.
[549] Starting with the squad is a great insight by you.
[550] Because if that this is only, so what this communicates is I haven't seen you in a long time.
[551] I imagine that this may not be someone that Joe knows.
[552] No, it's a total stranger.
[553] But that is the only time you break out that.
[554] And I feel like maybe people don't understand it, hearing it, but imagine in your mind, it also comes with a high -pitched voice where it's like, what's that?
[555] Oh!
[556] I see you!
[557] I see you, big dog!
[558] Oh!
[559] And then you rise into a clap, Chess hug.
[560] It's outstanding, man. I see you, Joe.
[561] If you have not seen this video, just remember what the debate against Donald Trump was like and imagine the opposite.
[562] Though that description was just wrong.
[563] That squat.
[564] Dominique was way too forceful and that was more of a, that was more of a tiny little squaw.
[565] Noted that expert.
[566] Whoa, he didn't give you that at.
[567] David, when we're on this side, we need to just tell everyone on that side they're right got it thank you duly noted no no no no not not right now this is a new administration we accept criticism and if you notice if you notice charlie has done nothing but undercut me since he got here and i love him for it let's go to a break when you're hiring for your small business you want to find quality professionals that are right for the rule that's why you have to check out LinkedIn jobs LinkedIn jobs has a tools to help find the right professionals for your team.
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[582] Don Libetard.
[583] I heard that as a woman faking pain.
[584] I didn't think that sounded real.
[585] I really didn't, you know.
[586] It was not fake.
[587] It was in no way fake.
[588] You can spot a woman faking it.
[589] Stugats.
[590] Yes, I can, Jess.
[591] Expert.
[592] I've been married 40 years.
[593] This is the Dan Levitar show with the Stugats.
[594] I just remembered that when Joe did that squat, it reminded me of another white man who's very comfortable around black man doing a squat entrance.
[595] And it was Roy Williams.
[596] Remember Roy Williams?
[597] Do we have that tape?
[598] Video team on point.
[599] How do you grab that already?
[600] up on YouTube, the title of the video is funny college basketball coach walking into changing room, to give you a sense of how this has gone beyond sports.
[601] This obviously was posted by a British person.
[602] Changing room.
[603] Into changing room.
[604] Into changing room.
[605] It's changing room.
[606] I like it.
[607] But this is one of the greatest coaches in the history of college basketball.
[608] And it's not, so I guess I'm not.
[609] And it starts with a squad.
[610] I'm not completely accurate with it being like it's someone you haven't seen in a long time.
[611] That's how I'm familiar with it.
[612] But it's like an excited like.
[613] It's a debt buildup.
[614] Exactly.
[615] It's the prelude to an expression of comfort and familiarity.
[616] And Joe Biden must have been the main recipient of all of the windups that we saw Obama give, of course, all of the Team USA guys.
[617] And so when you see this, you're like, why can't the Democratic Party just air that video over and over again?
[618] Why are we introducing that video of Joe Biden being these most physically character.
[619] David, please come back.
[620] I do have a bit of...
[621] I would like David to come back.
[622] Is this a formal invitation?
[623] Is it time?
[624] I have an idea.
[625] David comes back on the condition that he can enter the room and adequately dab both of you up.
[626] Oh, I'll dab.
[627] Oh, I can dab.
[628] You have not seen me, dad.
[629] Oh, he is basically...
[630] Do you know how to dab?
[631] I'm a dapper.
[632] Oh, he's the most dapper dapper.
[633] We're going...
[634] We're calling for the right.
[635] We're calling for the ladies.
[636] Deppard Dave.
[637] You know what Dapper Dan is?
[638] No, there's no chance.
[639] Any of you know who Dapper Dan is.
[640] What is the reference?
[641] It was a guy from Harlem who used to, like, make his own clothes, Dapper Dan, and it, like, became super popular.
[642] Oh, come.
[643] Oh.
[644] Did you do the squat?
[645] Oh, I see you, Dave.
[646] No squat.
[647] Just awkwardly walking.
[648] All right.
[649] All right.
[650] You just jumped on Dominique.
[651] That's not part of the tap.
[652] I don't think that counts.
[653] You have to get Pablo, too.
[654] He missed Pablo.
[655] Did he just invent a new dapp?
[656] I don't know.
[657] I've never seen the jump on dapp.
[658] He just koalaed you.
[659] I think he smeared something on you.
[660] I love that.
[661] I see you, Dominique.
[662] We just added.
[663] We went from squat, clap, hug, koala.
[664] It would be hilarious if you sent him back in here because of that.
[665] I feel as though.
[666] We need that video video team.
[667] You can just get that for us whenever you could.
[668] I feel as though David has endured so much this week that I can't punish him again.
[669] Okay, buddy.
[670] Welcome back, David.
[671] How are you guys?
[672] It's been great.
[673] What's been going on?
[674] I don't like that you were talking about the game that you didn't watch because that is too stoo.
[675] It was a joke.
[676] It was a joke.
[677] Oh, I'm not sure that's a joke.
[678] He watched it this morning.
[679] We watched it together.
[680] I was just making fun of them.
[681] You watched the highlights.
[682] Well, it was the extended highlight.
[683] You can get the condensed game.
[684] How dare you?
[685] Hold on.
[686] I'm sorry.
[687] We have breaking news in here.
[688] We just found Chris Cody's notepad from the sex therapy segment yesterday.
[689] From Game 3?
[690] from the ninth inning of game three.
[691] Wasn't a bit he was actually taking notes.
[692] Wait, hold it up so they can zoom in on it, please.
[693] All right, should I read this?
[694] Did he, uh, you should read it?
[695] Wait, wait, wait, get, get, get the, is there five things?
[696] We can do a top five?
[697] There are five things.
[698] The top five things Chris Cody learned from listening to the sex therapist we had on at the end of yesterday's show.
[699] I also have a top five of my observations.
[700] Do we want to do these both now, double top five?
[701] Sounds like the rest of this segment is spoken for me. baby let's do it spoken like a true host we're covered all right i'll do maybe i'll do my top five first okay and then we'll save the best for last and do chris's top five um so these are my observations before you start excuse me did you watch it happen as it was happening did you watch the entire segment you have to give the background i listened to it on my like podcast the whole of it i didn't watch it i saw the clip on social media that was an important clarification thank you sir why is david just trying to make sure that we are in lying about the stuff we've watched.
[702] I don't know.
[703] That's actually a great question.
[704] He does do that frequently.
[705] I worry.
[706] The top five things Jess Matana has learned from listening to us interview a sex therapist yesterday are Number five, Juju saying that this is a family show and people listen with their kids, and then the next segment after that being an interview with a sex therapist.
[707] True.
[708] Good observation.
[709] Number four.
[710] David earnestly asking Pablo if he owns a CR.
[711] Yes.
[712] No. You guys don't have to blame that.
[713] The answer was no. I don't know if I ever said it aloud, but you did it, by the way.
[714] You did fine if you do.
[715] Let's be clear.
[716] It was just a very earnest, like, actual question you wanted an answer to.
[717] Let's be specific.
[718] With Pablo, a very intelligent and normally grammatically correct person, said the answer was no. Yeah.
[719] Okay.
[720] Proceed.
[721] Yeah.
[722] It could be yes today.
[723] It's been a lot.
[724] He learned.
[725] He learned new information.
[726] So the answer was no. How many motors?
[727] Don't ask.
[728] It's too personal.
[729] I was told double was the correct.
[730] Okay, number three, Chris Cody taking notes.
[731] It should be number one, except there's two better than that.
[732] Number two, Observation, Funniest Observation.
[733] Pablo, asking for clarification about the grundle.
[734] Probably his best moment from the show this week.
[735] She said it was regional.
[736] I didn't know that.
[737] I did not know that.
[738] I learned that.
[739] I found out so much.
[740] And then number one, of course, David Sampson bravely admitting to the audience and the sex therapist and all of us that he cannot satisfy a woman.
[741] He has a lot to do, right?
[742] He has stuff to watch.
[743] It takes me long.
[744] I like that instead of like just acknowledging what all men understand is like sometimes your stamina is not right.
[745] David was like, no, this is intentional.
[746] I'm trying to be efficient, baby It's not because I can't I wanted the answer and she gave it It's because I got to get on to the next thing Because this isn't that important But I mean, truly it was brave Most people have asked for their friend But David just went right in there I don't see why I needed to ask for a friend Yeah Who am I kidding?
[747] I don't care if my friends are getting the job done I want to get the job done, I feel you Very brave The top five things Chris Cody wrote down on his notepad that we thought was just a bit are number five 1990 number four different devices hold on hold on only at four we can't hold on we can't just we can't just we can't just we can't know why 1990 is like is that like the last time he did anything I think he would have been like two or three yeah that'd have been really weird I'm gonna text Chris well I think we need permission to do this no no no no Ask him what 19.
[748] That could have been from another segment, but there were five things written down on the piece of paper and we do a top five.
[749] So I had to read that one.
[750] You should take a picture and send it to him because he might need it.
[751] You use these.
[752] Number three, C .Rs. Yes.
[753] So I want to make more work for the video team bleak than that one out on Drag Kings.
[754] Number two.
[755] I will not censor this one because this is just anatomy.
[756] Clit on the vulva.
[757] First, Cody, wrote that down.
[758] We're going to clip that one, please.
[759] Nope.
[760] No, we will not.
[761] It's written down, yeah.
[762] No, if Chris said it, we'll clip it.
[763] We're not clipping it down.
[764] Number one, just vulva.
[765] Why is there a double vulva?
[766] Clip that?
[767] That one.
[768] Oh, you said CR!
[769] C .R. Sorry, video team.
[770] We're very sad.
[771] Proud of you, Pablo, for not saying it during that segment.
[772] Yeah, good job, Papa.
[773] You're welcome.
[774] Has anyone heard from anyone about that segment outside of this?
[775] This room.
[776] Anyone in what sense?
[777] Anyone who may work at a level that is...
[778] Oh, coworkers of ours?
[779] Have any of us heard of it in a disciplinary capacity?
[780] Not necessarily disciplinary, more of an inquisitive capacity.
[781] I like to use yesterday's segment as like a test subject to see how many people are actually listening.
[782] It's a little...
[783] So far we haven't heard back.
[784] A little heat check moment.
[785] I tested it last night with certain people who were high rock.
[786] What did you test?
[787] Which one?
[788] I tested it, and the test did not pass.
[789] I do not know why you had a sex therapist on the show?
[790] No, I have not listened to the show.
[791] It was that.
[792] How did you, because now we're in a snitching situation.
[793] What did you do?
[794] Why is David always asking people if they watch stuff?
[795] Because I don't know how you can get the show or do a show if you don't watch the show or if you don't watch the show or if you don't watch the show.
[796] watch what you're talking about.
[797] And one of the things that's talked about all the time on this show is that Stugatz and others, mostly Stugats, will talk about things he has no idea about.
[798] And I think that we don't want to do that.
[799] So how did you ask the question?
[800] You don't have to say who you asked, but what did you ask?
[801] I asked very simply, did you see any segment that bothered you on today's show?
[802] Objection, leading the witness?
[803] Leading question, yeah.
[804] That's like, tell us what we should be in trouble for there.
[805] I absolutely wanted to lead the witness because where I was going to get to was a place.
[806] This is why you're not, this is why, this is why, can you finish your thought?
[807] Well said.
[808] These boys go fight, man. I'm, I'm restraining myself.
[809] And I think Pablo deserves a swift hook.
[810] This week started with, I thought the two of you were going to fight and somehow you flipped this.
[811] David Sampson and I are, yeah, we see eye to eye.
[812] Well, as long as I'm on a stool.
[813] Anyway, I thought that it was outstanding and what gave me comfort in order to go and discuss this is when we went outside the door and we talked to the crew here including there were women in the crew How did you find that segment and they all said it was fantastic?
[814] That was my only concern is there was a bunch of guys Yeah, Jessica you weren't here.
[815] I wish you had been here because it would have been able to Maybe feed off your energy like oh, that was too much or we're okay.
[816] I was disappointed.
[817] I missed it.
[818] It sounded like a lot of fun And it does seem like the listener feedback was fantastic, which I think is most important is where we're serving the audience.
[819] I have been hardened by how much the audience has understood that we are here to have nothing else.
[820] You've been what by the audience?
[821] Heartened.
[822] Oh, okay.
[823] I was about to say.
[824] Don't make me call Liz.
[825] Naturally hardened.
[826] I mean, why would you call Liz?
[827] Without the help of a cock ring.
[828] Okay.
[829] Can you stop?
[830] He can't, though.
[831] It's the thing.
[832] Not with, not without a CR, you can't.
[833] You're making it harder for Billy, and I don't appreciate that.
[834] More difficult for Billy, making it more difficult for Billy.
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