#1637 - Action Bronson

[0] Joe Rogan podcast, check it out.

[1] The Joe Rogan Experience.

[2] Train by day, Joe Rogan podcast by night, all day.

[3] Dude, first of all, before we can get started, congratulations.

[4] I just want to congratulate you publicly.

[5] What you've done is amazing.

[6] It's amazing.

[7] I've been following you on Instagram.

[8] It's super inspiring, man. It touches me, man. It really does.

[9] I love when someone gets a positive path going in their life and sticks with it and you see real progress.

[10] And you're so dedicated, man. It's really inspiring.

[11] It's beautiful.

[12] Thank you, man. Listen, it was a long time coming.

[13] It's just, I'm happy that it happened now.

[14] Because if it didn't happen, it would have been something else.

[15] I would have been in a grave.

[16] Yeah.

[17] Or somewhere else.

[18] Who the hell knows where they would have put me?

[19] When did you start?

[20] I've been fat my whole life.

[21] I've been thinking about losing weight for a long time for probably about 30 years.

[22] But when did you start losing weight?

[23] Last March.

[24] Last March.

[25] So right around the pandemic.

[26] Literally.

[27] Right when it hit.

[28] my brand new baby and my wife they were going to go to Columbia to show the child you know you have to show the child to the family and it was around March 10th we get to the airport some they wouldn't let my dog get on the plane because they didn't have the air conditioning didn't work in the galley or whatever that is so we turned right back around and went home and that's the day shit hit the fan I was supposed to go on tour a week right after that everything done I knew it was all going to be done.

[29] I was talking to my agent.

[30] He was like, yeah, this shit's going to be fine.

[31] Don't worry, they're going to still do the show in Hawaii.

[32] I was like, nah, watch, this shit's going to be fucking done.

[33] So, bottom line is...

[34] Why did you think everything was going to get shut down?

[35] I don't know.

[36] I had a feeling.

[37] I just had a feeling that this was just bigger than what it was.

[38] You know, than just...

[39] It just seemed fishy.

[40] Just seemed fishy.

[41] Yeah.

[42] So pretty much, I mean, to get the dog onto the plane, we had to put her on the scale, because she was a little overweight.

[43] What's overweight for a dog?

[44] I'm not really sure.

[45] I think she looks great.

[46] What is overweight for a dog, though?

[47] How do they decide that?

[48] Like, I used to have a dog that was 140 pounds.

[49] Is he overweight?

[50] I don't think so.

[51] It's just jacked.

[52] That's all I think.

[53] If you're at a certain way, you're just jacked.

[54] This dog is an English setter.

[55] Supposed to have a little waste.

[56] And listen, she lost it a little bit.

[57] She lost herself.

[58] She's living in Brooklyn now.

[59] You know, she's not back where she's from.

[60] Exercising.

[61] It's different.

[62] Yeah.

[63] She's eating different.

[64] foods her metabolism change so I don't blame her so I dealt with it she fed her I feel her and then I started losing weight because of her because we both got on the scale and I was like what the fuck is going on what was the highest 380 something oh yeah shit it was despicable I didn't look it though I looked about 350 a fucking round ball of fucking Meat bowl.

[65] I was a fucking meatball.

[66] What was your health like?

[67] Like, what did it feel like walking around like that?

[68] Because that's, this is the thing, man. People love to talk about, like, fat shaming.

[69] And I know it's not good to make people feel bad.

[70] You have to.

[71] But that...

[72] You have to shame me. I was shamed into this for sure.

[73] It's unfortunate that you have to make people feel bad to start getting them to change.

[74] But sometimes, whether it's a person doing that to you, or you just looking in the mirror and you're feeling bad, that feeling, is just reality.

[75] That's what that feeling is.

[76] Like, you can't fat shame a skinny...

[77] You can't fat shame Jamie.

[78] No. He's not fat, right?

[79] So if you said, hey, Jamie, you're fat.

[80] Like, it doesn't work.

[81] It doesn't mean anything to me. It only means something when it's real, and it's an indulgence thing.

[82] It's not a thing that you can't control.

[83] It's a hard thing to control.

[84] It's a hard thing to bounce back from.

[85] And that's what I'm most impressed with you.

[86] You've really bounced back.

[87] You've lost 130 fucking pounds, man. And we had a good workout today.

[88] We went over to the honor gym.

[89] Shout out to my man, John Wolfe.

[90] John Wolfe's the master.

[91] I love him.

[92] How good is he?

[93] I mean, I've watched him, and now that I met him, it's like all the pieces came together today for me. He's one of the most knowledgeable trainers I've ever worked with in my life.

[94] He's amazing.

[95] And it's not just like meathead stuff.

[96] It's all about mobility and flexibility.

[97] There's nothing meathead.

[98] Nothing.

[99] I mean, you can obviously lift a lot of weight.

[100] He showed us he could do the 106 overhead press with nothing.

[101] Yeah.

[102] But it ain't about that.

[103] It's about being able to, it's fluidity.

[104] It's about using your body and using your muscles in a functional manner.

[105] Yeah.

[106] Not just...

[107] He's all about longevity and he's all about range of motion.

[108] His whole thing is about having you have like the full mobility of your body.

[109] It's all these flexibility things that we did, the hip things that we did, all that stuff.

[110] And it's all the strength into joints, stabilize your shoulders, stabilize all your joints.

[111] He's just so good.

[112] So amazing.

[113] that we did.

[114] Yeah.

[115] I was soaked.

[116] I was soaked before we started.

[117] It was great.

[118] It was unbelievable.

[119] You're very strong, though, man. You're really strong.

[120] It was interesting to watch you do it.

[121] Like, I can see, like, over this past year, you know, you've gotten your body to a really good place where, you know, you haven't just lost weight by dieting.

[122] You've been lifting weights.

[123] You've been exercising and pushing sleds.

[124] And I watch your Instagram, man. You're doing some wild shit.

[125] For sure.

[126] I mean, these are the things that I always wanted to do.

[127] I always knew I could do this.

[128] I played football in high school and I actually, I excelled in practice.

[129] Like, I liked doing that shit.

[130] I like drills.

[131] I like having an aim.

[132] The game, yeah, it's fun, but I like the practice stuff.

[133] Right.

[134] You know what I mean?

[135] Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[136] And I started losing weight by myself in my house, literally during the pandemic, just eating different.

[137] My wife, she was shaming me. Yes, she was, because we have a brand new child.

[138] She said, what the fuck you doing?

[139] You want to be around here for our baby?

[140] Like you want to take yourself away from us.

[141] Right.

[142] And that shit hit.

[143] That's real.

[144] It hit hard.

[145] That's a real thing.

[146] And not only that, like, I love life.

[147] There's no doubt about it.

[148] I've been going so fast for the past 10 years that I haven't really enjoyed myself.

[149] So this forced, this forced stoppage allowed me to really reassess my happiness.

[150] And I've regained everything.

[151] You know, it's not just fucking work, work, work, next thing, next thing, next thing.

[152] Of course, I'm an artist in my mind.

[153] always all over the place.

[154] I'm always thinking about something, you know.

[155] But this slowed me down.

[156] It allowed me to spend every moment with my brand new child, you know?

[157] Yeah.

[158] It's fucking, it was something that I didn't know I needed, but I needed that.

[159] Yeah.

[160] I needed it.

[161] And to regain my health, like in this manner, man. And it's, like you said, I wasn't, I don't want to just lose weight.

[162] People could get the surgeries and all that shit.

[163] that ain't for me. I'm a worker.

[164] The problem with the surgery...

[165] I like hard work.

[166] The surgery can help people, but it also...

[167] It messes you up.

[168] And one of the things that happens is...

[169] I've seen it.

[170] It diminishes your ability to absorb food.

[171] You can't have as much food, and it's harder for you to absorb nutrients.

[172] I would never do that.

[173] Yeah.

[174] It was just never in my cards.

[175] It was never for me. Good for you.

[176] Yeah, hell no. Because I knew I did this to myself.

[177] Yeah.

[178] I have to fix it.

[179] Yeah.

[180] And I'm dedicated, you know?

[181] Like, I was talking to my board...

[182] Like, me and C .C. Sabathia were friends and I was talking to him for a while we were just text back and forth because he was a fat bastard too and he changed his shit up and we would just talk about how we want to be fucking jacked we just want to be we want to get you know strong and shit and he put me on to my trainer that I was working with Dave Paladino and Dave is kind of you know he's like an old school meathead from the Jersey Shore and I fucking love that so we clicked yeah because it could have met somebody else and it wouldn't have clicked right you know like I've worked out with other people but it just wasn't I almost don't want to let him down you know right like he's a fuck like he's in the sopranos or some shit I swear it's maybe it's in my mind but I have to but it works that way right I know what you mean yeah he was showing me all he's like fucking Joey Diaz but jacked I swear that's who he is that's what I was thinking about I was like yo that's who this fucking guy is exactly him he has the stories of the shore used to bounce all the clubs with the fucking fanny pack and the fucking I don't want to mention what else but you know listen he put me on to different types of training he didn't just start me off with meathead stuff we did the sleds we did the torturous shit the skier the fucking all that the stepper oh my god the fucking that shit is torture but i love it that's awesome man yeah it's so beautiful i'm i it's one of things that makes me most happy in life i love people succeeding i really do it makes me so happy i don't know why You know, I think when I was a kid, when I was really young, when I started teaching Taekwondo when I was probably like 16 -ish somewhere around then when I started teaching.

[183] And I really got into it because it helped me get better.

[184] But I also had a few students that went from White Belt and they graduated and got higher belts.

[185] And I took them to tournaments and I had them win tournaments.

[186] And my God, it made me so happy.

[187] My feeling is unbelievable.

[188] More happy than myself because with myself, I would have conflicted feelings.

[189] like hurting people is a weird thing like it gives you conflicted feelings like you're happy but you also feel real weird because that could have been you and you see this dude writhing and agony it's it's very strange but when someone else that you train goes and succeeds it feels good it feels really good when you watch them improve so like i i maybe that was that's where the seed got planted but i fucking love when people succeed i love it it makes me so happy man it's it because you're that type of guy you know you're you're not a fucking hater.

[190] There's haters out there that don't want to see anyone succeed.

[191] They just want all the success for themselves.

[192] No, I'm an opposite of a hater.

[193] Exactly.

[194] I'm a lover.

[195] Yeah, me too.

[196] I seem like a hater sometimes because I say a hater shit.

[197] But I just do it because it's funny.

[198] Yeah.

[199] I'm like my soul.

[200] You're amusing yourself.

[201] Yes.

[202] My soul is a positive.

[203] I'm very much a person who wants to see people do well.

[204] It means a lot to me. It really does.

[205] When I see someone like you that I know how hard it is to lose 130 pounds.

[206] I mean, I've never had to, but I could only imagine it's fucking hard it's fucking hard and it's a long road it's not an easy road it's not like just hold your breath for an hour no it's it's fucking it's a long road it's a grind and it's hard to see success because it comes in these little tiny little steps you get these little tiny increments but i've watched those tiny increments of yours on instagram i've watched it and i'm and i was like look at him go look at him go and then i saw you shrink and i'm like look at him go And it's every fucking day, man You know one of my favorite videos of yours You had this crazy workout And then you cook steaks at the park I loved it That's my favorite shit That's how I reward yourself That's my life You know I bring I always have the barbecue In the trunk of the Cherokee Always The Jeep Grand Cherokee is my car I've been driving that fucking thing forever I love that car You got the Yeti thing in the back Pack all the stuff that I need I got the Japanese hardwood charcoal Yes I got my torch to light it And I got my little Weber grill.

[207] I'm good to go.

[208] Yeah.

[209] You know, and I just, right after the workout in the park and later, wherever I just pull up in the park.

[210] Because I don't just do one workout.

[211] I got to do a couple.

[212] I just have this energy now that it's not just, it's not enough to just do an hour of some training.

[213] I need to go out and do more things during the day.

[214] You know, I have to go on the roof and swing the Bulgarian bag.

[215] I have to, you know, play paddle ball.

[216] I have to hit the park, do calisthenics and stuff like that.

[217] There you go.

[218] Look at me You just stay inactive Always moving Yeah man What do you have the steak covered in What is that What's on the outside of that I covered the top in garlic With like a night It's just a nice Pulverized garlic And some sea salt And I just let them cook slowly While I played Every so often I would go That's my boy Pierre We've been playing handball For fucking 25 years Pierre's got a strong mustache game He really does He really does I love it Now when you Is that your dog?

[219] No that's not my mind that's his oh so when you cook these steaks like are you cooking by feel like how do you know when these are done yeah for cooking is all feel all this stuff is feel once I came off the court and I saw that they were crusted perfectly I just kept turning the grill every once in a while oh that's a fat steak too look at that oh my goodness those are my favorite look at that look at how perfectly that's cooked oh that's amazing and that's my favorite steak right there I love an oh oh and you doubt some With extra virgin olive oil, of course.

[220] Look at the salt.

[221] You know, I hate to say plug things, but that's my olive oil right there.

[222] I do olive oil collaborations.

[223] Plug the shit out of your olive oil.

[224] Where does one get it?

[225] There's going to be one coming out soon from Tuscany.

[226] Fuck, that's delicious olive oil?

[227] No, it's just a collaboration with Groven Vine Times Action Bronson.

[228] Fuck isn't really like a, you can't really fucking...

[229] Sell it?

[230] Yeah, you can't sell fuck.

[231] Would you, could you put like an asteroid?

[232] risk over the you can but it still doesn't really work like that no it's just it's fuck yeah isn't that weird I think it's ridiculous we're all adults here can't we say fuck that's delicious and people love that well yeah people love it yeah I wanted to be on everything yeah underwear well it's I used to wear big dog underwear remember oh yeah Joey Diaz used to wear that shit fucking with big dogs I would fucking put fuck that's delicious right on the the crotch of any type of underwear there is And we have a winner.

[233] Well, the beautiful thing about you doing fuck that's delicious while you're on this fitness journey is you're showing people it can be both.

[234] 100%.

[235] You can eat well.

[236] You can eat well.

[237] And you can have a great fucking time and get fit and you feel better.

[238] Like life feels better.

[239] Like I have never been really obese.

[240] But doesn't life feel better when you're healthy now?

[241] My bro.

[242] It's a million times.

[243] I had fucking issues that I would be embarrassed to say right now.

[244] it's you know those things where there's like little nuances of life that just what the fuck how did I get to this point it's not good yeah everything is fucking working a thousand percent like I never had an issue with my dick but now it's fucking unbelievable yeah it's like it's unbelievable fucking it's like jaws when you when I'm coming towards my wife it's like then she's fucking running away from me well you all that exercise and then You're doing so much weight training.

[245] It's got to jack up your testosterone.

[246] Yeah, for sure.

[247] And watching what you did today, the only way you were able to do that workout today is if you've been doing that for a long time.

[248] Like, we did a difficult workout.

[249] For sure.

[250] Especially that shoulderplex complex with the rows and the squats and the cleans and all that stuff that John had us doing.

[251] That's real work.

[252] For sure.

[253] And, you know, the dude Andrew from on it, he...

[254] Shout out to Andrew Craig.

[255] Yeah, he was literally...

[256] Andrew Craig was...

[257] at a book signing of mine a couple years ago and he saw me working out and shit like that and he just sent me the maces he sent me a bunch of stuff that dude fucking got me literally on it literally with the clubs the Bulgarian and that's really all I use my studio is filled with that shit I go to the gym for the things I can't do like chest work and other stuff like that you know but I do a lot of kettlebells and a lot of swinging of the mace and Indian clubs at the studio and on the roof of the studio That's awesome, man. That's my favorite stuff to do, the mobility stuff.

[258] I love feeling static strong, you know, like squats and fucking deadlifts and all that stuff.

[259] But this is equally as satisfactory.

[260] Yeah, I love kettlebells because of that, because you're moving.

[261] You're doing a lot of things.

[262] I love like kettlebell flows.

[263] It looks cool.

[264] Clean, press, lunge, squat, all that stuff.

[265] Yeah, it's fun.

[266] That shit looks cool.

[267] It does look cool.

[268] That dude who was doing the maces.

[269] What was that dude's name?

[270] I'm not sure The mace guy Hold on a second Let me find it real quick The dude who was doing The maces at the gym Was a beast man He was killing it Yeah I mean When you could flow With those things It's like dancing It's like salsa I don't know I don't have it written shit He's very good Shout out to him though Whoever that dude is He was a beast The guy with the mace flow Yeah John Wolfe is a beast With that shit too He's with the clubs And the maces He shocked me I like John Wolfe a lot Well it's that what he's doing the great thing about it is it's applicable like the strength that you get from that is really good for martial arts it's really good for jiu -jitsu in particular because it's you're forcing to use your body all as one unit you know all of this stuff and it also with like it increases your longevity because you're you're stabilizing joints and you're you're getting range of motion strength and all kinds of cool shit you can do with that that kind of strength yeah that's why this it drew me all these new apparatus drew me because I can't fucking do traditional things because of my little impingement in my shoulder but all these all these different flow moves and swing I just love it well your shoulder mobility is you know there's a little bit of an impingement but it's pretty good like I saw you were pressing 65 pounds with that left arm yeah you just need to get something done to that go go get find out what the fuck's going on with it and like I was telling you should I find out before just go for it and then see you should have an MRI yeah yeah yeah Yeah, it sucks.

[271] You're going to find out what's wrong.

[272] It's probably a bunch of shit going on in there.

[273] But from a guy who had a full -length rotator cuff tear and it was healed completely by stem cells.

[274] And what we can do here in America is nothing compared what they could do in Colombia and what they can do in Panama.

[275] Like Dr. Neil Reardon, who's been on the podcast before, he runs a clinic down in Panama.

[276] I sent my mom down there twice and it did wonders for her.

[277] And I've had some other friends.

[278] A lot of fighters I know have gone down there.

[279] And a lot of fighters are going to that bioaccelerator place that you use.

[280] We talk to them.

[281] See, the thing is about America, there's good and bad, right?

[282] The regulation is good because it keeps people from robbing people and ripping people off, right?

[283] It keeps people from doing things that aren't completely safe.

[284] But it also keeps people from doing things that they know are effective.

[285] And people have had massive results over in Colombia and in Panama because they have an accelerated program.

[286] I think there's one in Tijuana, too.

[287] I think they're doing it in Tijuana now, too.

[288] A lot of guys are going down from San Diego and just driving over there and getting it done there too.

[289] The thing is with T .J. Bro, he's fucking lots of crazy shit going on.

[290] Yeah, but it's my friend Ed Clay, who's an American.

[291] He's running it down.

[292] I know my boy got a fucking...

[293] What happened?

[294] He got an Achilles tendon surgery in fucking Tijuana.

[295] And he's fucked up right now.

[296] Can't walk?

[297] They botched him.

[298] They botched the Achilles.

[299] Oh, no. So I don't...

[300] I mean, I just...

[301] I've seen horrible things go down in TJ before.

[302] I couldn't imagine putting fucking some sort of health into me there.

[303] Yeah, I would go there for sin.

[304] I'd go there for braces.

[305] True.

[306] Something like it's good teeth.

[307] They do, they do, they do.

[308] It's true.

[309] I think it depends on who you're going to, you know.

[310] It's always that.

[311] Tijuana is a sketchy place right now, you know.

[312] Anything on the border is just, it's great and it's terrible at the same time.

[313] There's a lot going on.

[314] It's heavy Are you vaping now No smoking weed It's just that I have this vape Right I didn't want to bring The big glass contraptions on here Fucking torch up This is just for on the go Are you vaporizing now And not smoking blots anymore?

[315] Yeah I only vaporized hash The purest hash around I'm vaporizing it all over Because last time you were here You smoked a preposterous amount of weed Because I took pictures of the ashtray And put it on Instagram And people like That was just him?

[316] That was just him.

[317] I didn't keep up with you.

[318] I was an animal.

[319] The thing is I'm animalistic with hash.

[320] Oh, yeah?

[321] I mean, when you look at a High Times magazine and you see all those little, you know, the little furry molecules, that's what I'm smoking.

[322] I'm not smoking the rest of the actual green.

[323] We're just smoking the furry molecules.

[324] Just the THC crystals.

[325] Just those globules, those oil glands.

[326] You know how they have those boxes that, kind of sift they have those little nets in it and dudes who put the weed in and then the bottom of it you to get the shake and it was just pure THC yeah old school oh my god and you put that shit in the pipe and go straight to the moon like this like a rubber band that was when my boy had a jar keef back in the day and we were just doing like key bumps of just smoking it off the key wow my lord but hash is on a whole other level you know like when you take a dab of some really, really, really good hash.

[327] It's next level.

[328] It is next level.

[329] It's so much.

[330] It's like, I love it so much.

[331] I love the whole idea of having the really nice glass pipe, your torch.

[332] It's very personal.

[333] It's very, uh, what's the word I'm looking for?

[334] Intimate?

[335] Yeah, it's not only intimate, but it's that other word.

[336] What's the other word?

[337] What's the other word?

[338] Ritualistic.

[339] Ah, ritualistic.

[340] Yeah, yeah, yeah, there's power and rituals, right?

[341] For sure.

[342] You're kidding me?

[343] Yeah, there's something about, like, doing something with purpose and intent.

[344] Like, something that, like, seems kind of sacred.

[345] Something so small as to something I remember right now, a little ritual.

[346] Every time I walked in the building of my mother's house in Queens, I had to drag my foot across, you know, like, the fucking...

[347] That little piece.

[348] Yeah, the little piece that they put on the bottom of the door.

[349] I always had to drag my foot on it.

[350] I don't know why.

[351] Like an OCD thing?

[352] Every time.

[353] Some people have weird things where they have to, like, touch their head a couple times when they walk through a door.

[354] I don't have anything else like that.

[355] It's just that one thing.

[356] That's good, though.

[357] I think.

[358] If you have one.

[359] One is all right.

[360] Yeah, it's fine.

[361] Not another one.

[362] If another one comes, then I'm fucked.

[363] I remember reading about people that they would wash their hands and then they get in their head and they have to go wash their hands again.

[364] And then they go back.

[365] It's weird.

[366] He fucking rub the skin off his hands.

[367] Oh.

[368] He had to wear gloves for weeks.

[369] Oh.

[370] A friend of mine looked at a house once And they were looking at the house Like oh it's a nice house Pretty nice house And then they opened up one of the cabinets One of the closets And it was filled with Purell Filled I mean like Every shelf was Purell And they were like What the fuck And they're like Yeah the guy who lives here It's very OCD He cleans his hands on And they're like Where are anybody in this house They're like this place This house has got weird vibes I don't like bad vibes Spirits Yeah I mean I'm into spirits but not bad vibes because you can't control the spirits they're just around I think if you have those kind of vibes in a place you gotta I don't know if you can really they say sage you burn sage and you have like a ritual and you get rid of it bullshit it's bullshit sage fucking does not smell good I rather burn I don't know they got some some other shit that they had in Mexico in a bucket and they were walking around with it and it was fucking crazy it was taking all the flies away that's better do you know why they've always done that with sage when they burn sage sage is salvia divinorum oh i know yeah which a lot of people are not aware of like sage is it's a type of salvia is a type of sage so salvia obviously for people don't know is a super potent psychedelic that they missed it when they had that schedule one act of 1970 where they basically made everything illegal they missed sage somehow another used to used to be able to buy salvia in a head shop, like in places where weed was completely illegal.

[371] You could buy a bag of this shit and go to another dimension.

[372] You could definitely buy salvia on Jamaica Avenue right now.

[373] You still buy it everywhere?

[374] Yeah.

[375] Yeah, it's wild.

[376] It's so strong.

[377] The people who don't know, salvia is a super potent psychedelic.

[378] Like out of this world, you disappear, you go to another place.

[379] It's heavy for a while.

[380] It's like your fucking mind.

[381] explodes yeah but then comes back like T 2000 where it comes back and melts and it's like metal for like melting metal that broke and then it comes back together my friend Rie did it he did it on a podcast and when he did it he said he had a complete different life that he lived for several months and it only lasted for 10 minutes but he had several months of life he made friends he had relationships he broke up lost job the whole thing like live live lives and then came out of it and realized he was only gone for 10 minutes he was like what the fuck and he's talked about it on other podcast since but it was like one of the he said literally one of the craziest moments of his life and they filmed him the entire time he's doing it that's good that's good because you know sometimes when you trip out you try to remember it yeah but it's never you're not really you feel kind of making it up right right right because you're so in the moment it wouldn't say like Like, I could try and tell people my DMT.

[382] I've smoked it too many times to remember one specific.

[383] There's one specific, a couple of them, but, bro, you know what I mean.

[384] I do know what you mean.

[385] It's fucking, it's a never -ending story like the big fucking white dog.

[386] That's what it is.

[387] You're on the dog flying through the air.

[388] I remember very specific moments, but when you're talking about a 15 -minute trip, I might remember 30 seconds.

[389] Yeah.

[390] Specific moments.

[391] I remember standing like this, breaking through fucking boards of life and fucking porous.

[392] Oh, just like this.

[393] Just breaking through boards.

[394] Just breaking through different stages of things.

[395] Oh, that makes sense for you.

[396] That's like you had limitations that you put on yourself.

[397] And you're breaking through those limitations.

[398] And then you actually are doing that now.

[399] That's real.

[400] A lot of things I've spoken into existence.

[401] Like one time, it was just in a rap that I never even put out.

[402] But I had mentioned that I had.

[403] had a drink with Ahmad Rashad at the bar and then years later I was at some Yankees game and randomly Amad Rashad was at the fucking bar I know it might be silly but I fucking made that happen and that's how I feel the power of the mind is I could make if I made Amad Rashad Rashad appear at the fucking bar after I mentioned it four years prior yeah anything is possible I think there's weird windows into possibilities that occasionally we access and I think that's like when you have a real tight relationship with a good friend and then like they text you when you're thinking about them you're thinking about calling them and you know you have a close relationship like like your brothers and then you get an email or you get a phone call you get a text you're like ah he was thinking about me too connections we're connected there's some there's some like when you hear quantum mechanics and quantum physicists talk about quantum states where like spooky action at a distance where these these molecules these atoms there's something that happens to these quantum particles where one in one area of the world it will there's some sort of a reaction with something that's completely like miles and miles apart and there's somehow or another connected and they can't they know because they can measure it but they don't understand the connection they don't know they don't know what's going on and we are made of all these things, right?

[404] And so if you can observe this at the quantum level, which is this incredibly small level that you literally can't see with your eyes, if you can measure this and know this, then how, why wouldn't we have some strange, or why wouldn't it be possible that we have some strange connection with each other, some strange connection with life that maybe doesn't totally make sense and you can't teach it in school, you can't put it on a scale you can't measure it with a ruler but there's something there and we can access it occasionally occasionally it comes into focus whether it comes into focus through a dream or through inspiration or when you achieve a higher state like a higher state of life you know like just there's connections that people have with each other that are they're different there's levels to those connections right like the level of connection i have to my wife is very different than anybody else i've ever known the level of connection i have with close friends it's very different it's very There's levels of connection, right?

[405] There's something happening there.

[406] What is it?

[407] It's not just like intimacy.

[408] It's not just getting to know each other.

[409] There's like a bond that people have.

[410] It's literally in nature.

[411] Yeah.

[412] It's embedded in you and that other person that you guys are meant to attract.

[413] There's something there.

[414] There is something because I don't know if you, I'm sure you've done this, but like the regression, like past regressions and stuff and past lifetimes and shit like that.

[415] Where you, my wife talks to some fucking.

[416] Colombian woman, some Espiritu fucking Colombian, who the hell knows.

[417] And she's, you know, passed our knowledge about how we've known each other for fucking 100 lifetimes, literally in all kinds of different forms.

[418] And now this is the lifetime where it's finally meant to really like connect and fully bloom.

[419] We've waited 100 lifetimes to bloom.

[420] And this is the one, according to...

[421] That lady.

[422] I would say that if I was that lady, I would say that just because I want your money.

[423] I don't think she's paying her.

[424] She's not paying her.

[425] Not at all?

[426] It's like a stage.

[427] It's like an internship where she's fucking learning spiritual shit.

[428] Yeah, I think there's people that know things.

[429] There's people that get a feeling.

[430] The problem is, I think there's a lot of people that don't.

[431] I know it's all about the fucking money, too.

[432] Yeah.

[433] I always reference Steve Martin leap of faith.

[434] You know that movie?

[435] I don't remember He's a big tent revival guy He's like a fucking pastor And the big tent revivals And they're just bullshit And they're feeding him things And he touches the woman And she starts fucking freaking out It's my favorite shit Listen It's all about the bread They lie to you all in your face all day long There's a lot of that But it's also a lot of people That want to believe You know There's some They need to believe Yeah there's a lot going on There's many things going on That's like when you You know When you reach for Christ's hand When you reach for a lot's hand, it's the same shit.

[436] Yeah, you want to change your life and you seek a higher power to, like, give you that power to do that.

[437] A lot of, like, people...

[438] Give it meaning, right?

[439] People in 12 -step programs, right?

[440] They assign meaning to a higher power.

[441] They decide that you are helpless, and then you assign this, this power to have, like, you know, control over your life.

[442] you give in to this idea that you can't control yourself.

[443] The Lord.

[444] The Lord is going to just fucking...

[445] That's a big part of...

[446] But you know another big part of 12 -step programs?

[447] A lot of people don't know.

[448] The guy who started it, you know, there's always a friend of bills, the whole deal.

[449] That guy, Bill, whoever the fuck he is, that guy was on acid.

[450] Like, his whole thing was doing acid.

[451] You're fucking with people.

[452] Well, no, the original 12 -step program.

[453] Like, the guy, like, did a lot of experimentation with LSD to try to help him get through alcoholism.

[454] And these were the steps he took.

[455] Well, I don't know exactly.

[456] Like with things, I'm not going to tell someone to do something if I've never done it.

[457] Right.

[458] Well, I tell some people to do things.

[459] Yeah, well.

[460] Like if someone's on math, like, hey, bro, probably shouldn't do math.

[461] Well, in that case, I can't say that because I've never, if I tried it in it, it's probably popping.

[462] I bet it's good.

[463] I'd probably be a meth addict.

[464] I'd definitely be a method.

[465] What if you found out that that's how you lose the extra 30?

[466] Nah, I would.

[467] But then I'd lose my time.

[468] teeth and I'd fucking look like John Leguizamo and spun.

[469] Oh, yeah, that's right.

[470] Nah, I can't do all that shit.

[471] Yeah.

[472] No one comes out on the other end of meth.

[473] Like, I'm glad I did it.

[474] But everyone I talked to, they said they had a good time with it.

[475] Yes.

[476] Right?

[477] No one downplays the meth.

[478] No. They just downplay what happened to them after the meth.

[479] Right.

[480] But while they were on it, that shit was fucking amazing.

[481] Well, it's an amphetamine.

[482] Enphetamines give people a wild rush.

[483] It elevates you, you know?

[484] but it's it's like I used to have a I used to build computers I used to go and go to the computer store and buy a motherboard and buy a hard drive and the whole deal yeah yeah it's not that hard and I know I'm my boy this fucking kid that lived in the building next to me Seth used to do that also and one thing that people used to do back in the day you'd buy like a cheap processor and you would overclock it so you would like you'd put a big heat sink on it a fan on it to cool it off and they would would take like back in the day it was like this was before you know what was like cellaron processors jamie you remember those days putting fucking turbo yeah yeah but yeah but yeah but the cellarons were like the cheap ones and a lot of guys that ran gig what was the speed though I'm trying to remember the speed before it was like 400 megahertz back in the day was like a big deal and guys would get like a 300 cellaron and they would overclock it to 400 megahertz and but the thing is it doesn't last it's like and I think that's the same with meth it's like when you're redlining your engine you could do it for a little while but it doesn't do it for that long you'll crash it's gonna crash computer like meth heads yeah yeah they all eventually just like you like this all the time and you start hearing voices and you start seeing things but I bet the first few it's pretty fucking good it's exciting yeah I bet you get a lot of shit done but drugs are fucked up in general man Like, I just want to say rest in peace to fucking DMX.

[485] That's a sad one.

[486] Rest in motherfucking paradise, man. This...

[487] Did you see the video when they were getting his body out of the hospital?

[488] Nah.

[489] It's pretty amazing.

[490] The fans outside were playing his music while they're driving the car with his body out of the hospital.

[491] I believe he was in white planes.

[492] It's wild.

[493] That's crazy.

[494] Just rabid, fill in the streets.

[495] I wish I was able to tell him this story I'm about to tell you because this is fucking real deal.

[496] and it's like, he means so much to my family, it's crazy.

[497] It sounds nuts.

[498] Not only did I grow up on fucking DMA, I love DMX, but my wife was in fucking labor for 18 fucking hours, and she had the doula there, I told you there on some spiritual shit, a motherfucking Peruvian flute playing for 17 fucking hours, straight.

[499] The Peruvian flute music, you know, the one of the one.

[500] What does that sound like?

[501] They came into my sixth grade class and we made a fucking flute.

[502] 17 hours in the, like, the, andies, the ones that, bro, she starts freaking out.

[503] I'm like, yo, listen, we have an hour left or we're going to have to do a C -section or whatever, and she's no fucking chance.

[504] So, turn the fucking Peruvian flute music off and I put fucking DMX on.

[505] Stop.

[506] drop that motherfucker jumped out of her I swear on everything it's on camera it's on film as soon as the Peruvian flute music stop DMX cave on he fucking heard the dog and he came out he just jumped out I just it's amazing it hurts my fucking heart that I was never able to tell him that oh man like man that's it's like the crazy it's the fucking the doctor was going nuts because everyone was just fucking sinking that shit everyone I wanted to jump out of the window from the music I was laid out on the floor farting yeah I was because I had like I had hospital chips oh no hospital chips but you know he shut down flushing hospital for us nice little area it was beautiful and so it just changed the vibe of the room man he fucking popped right out on everything like it's on camera I couldn't I can't make that up Where the hood That would have been a good one But he came out on the hit Stop Drop, shut up down Open up shop He had some fucking jams He had some fucking jams And nothing but he And what a voice It's the man What a voice he had It's the dog Fucking drugs man It's fucked up It's fucked up You think about all the great artists That have lost it Lost their lives Because of drugs I mean, it's astonishing.

[507] And you go over it, all the musicians.

[508] So many musicians.

[509] But artists are touched, man. They're the ones that are the most vulnerable to drugs.

[510] They're touched.

[511] There's a lot of pressures and lots of...

[512] You self...

[513] Yeah.

[514] You pretty much put it on yourself when you become...

[515] Because some people don't know how to handle it.

[516] You know, I've always been told that I'm good at it.

[517] Like, I'm good at being who I am because I'm me. Yeah.

[518] I don't fucking get nervous if they.

[519] overthink.

[520] I'm just you know what I mean?

[521] You got a good vibe.

[522] I'm just vibed out.

[523] I'm not worried about all these things everyone.

[524] I like putting a fucking chain on my neck doesn't excite me. Putting fucking fancy cars don't excite me. I like having the things I like, but I'm fucking, I'm here.

[525] I'm with everybody.

[526] I'm down here with everything.

[527] You're good being you.

[528] I'm fucking happy being who I am, man. It's just like the most happy place I am.

[529] It's very complicated for people also because a lot of people are judging you.

[530] And so you get confused as to who you are all day so the lot that that's what happens with a lot of famous folks a lot of entertainers you get so many voices say if you're a person like DMX you literally have millions of people talking about you good and bad and in both ways and oh he's terrible he's the shit he's a god he's a bum he's a loser he's fucking confusing he's my favorite it's confusing and you just if you get the this you let these people influence who you are as a person if you let that in if you take that in and then you think about the pressures of fame and maintaining fame and one of the things about the rap world in particular at least until recently is that like there was a very short -lived fame and there was something about guys when they got to a certain age where nobody wanted to hear from them anymore you're right there was a lot of them like that now now it's changing like now you know you're seeing like snoop is the most he has more longevity and more relevance it's unbelievable he's the best at it he's so good at being him he's so good at being him that's it that's what people love him for being him and he's him to the fucking max yeah you can't everyone knows who snoop is he knows who snoop is like uh he was the best part other than Jake paul's knockout punch he was the best part of that whole pay -per -view thing was just listening to him talk and watching him do commentary and then when him and Ice Who's Too Short and who's the other dude was with him?

[531] There was four dudes.

[532] Oh they made like a new West Side connection?

[533] Yeah they call it Mount Westmore.

[534] Oh yeah.

[535] I think it's Ice Cube E 40 That's it.

[536] That's it.

[537] That's it.

[538] It was great.

[539] Snoop and too short.

[540] But Snoop and I love Too Short I love Ice Cube too.

[541] I mean they're all amazing.

[542] Snoop is...

[543] Man Ice Cube's old shit?

[544] Yes.

[545] My fucking guy.

[546] That's unfuck -wittable music.

[547] Like that music is un - He played today was a good day That was part of the performance He played that It's still good Still relevant To this day I mean you gotta go back Ice Cube's from fucking 88 man He popped in 88 That's crazy He was famous in 1988 Just stop and think about that Dude that's 33 fucking years ago That's nuts Six years old That's nuts Right And he's still doing it And when he goes up And he starts singing today It was a good day Everybody gets excited but in the early days of rap that was not the case in the early days of rap when you know unless you're a legend unless you're like one of those like a snoop type dude it's hard for guys to maintain there was something about guys getting in their 40s people didn't not want to hear them rap anymore no yeah there's definitely a time limit on rap but i think that's changing but people like j z who we don't even know his age he's like a fucking cuban baseball player We don't know.

[548] He's like fucking Yoel Romero.

[549] We don't know.

[550] You know, we don't know what age he is.

[551] He's just, he's Jay -Z.

[552] And he can literally rap forever, and it'll be relevant.

[553] Like, for me, Cool G -Rap could rap forever and I would love it.

[554] Yes.

[555] I would love to hear it any day.

[556] I'm so glad you brought up Cool G -R -Rab.

[557] It's my favorite of all time.

[558] I love that, man. I've sat in a room with him while he rapped, and I rapped at the same.

[559] And it was like, mind -blowing shit.

[560] Like, I'm doing a song with G -Rap.

[561] Like, crazy.

[562] And he's another guy.

[563] Like, I was a big fan of his in, like, 91?

[564] Like, when was he around?

[565] He was like 91, 92?

[566] I remember I was in, I don't know, fifth grade, and he was playing basketball in the park by my house, and I had him sign a napkin.

[567] He was in a suit playing basketball.

[568] It was wearing a fucking suit.

[569] A lot of people forgot about him, and that's unfortunate, because Kooji Raps is a fucking amazing talent.

[570] That song, not cock -blocking.

[571] To this day, that's one of my favorite songs.

[572] That's a great song.

[573] I mean, that was from the X, X, X, X, X, X, Era.

[574] Yes, yes.

[575] The talk like sex.

[576] Man, the, the, The rappers now, it's not that it's, it's gotten much younger.

[577] Yeah.

[578] The age, it's 13, 12 -year -olds.

[579] That's who likes this music.

[580] And then there's, there's like tears, you know?

[581] There's like, there's shit for everybody, is what I'm saying.

[582] Yeah.

[583] There's tears.

[584] But the thing that's the most overwhelming is the young boys.

[585] Yeah.

[586] Young rap, that's all they do.

[587] Well, you know what I love right now?

[588] I love what Lil Nas X is doing.

[589] I love how he's freaking everybody out and getting under their skin This fucking latest video He's like Lady Gaga He's just shock It's like shocking shit Well when he gave Satan a lap dance Because here's what's happening Man My kids when they were young When Old Town Road came out In their fucking Grammar school They were singing it They were all singing it in school Like kids loved that song So here's this dude Who's this young, wild gay dude Who's singing this song with Billy Ray Cyrus and it becomes this gigantic fucking hit.

[590] Billy Ray Cyrus looks fucking crazy.

[591] And then the next thing he comes out with, he's selling sneakers with human blood in them.

[592] He's giving Satan a lap dance.

[593] Oh my God.

[594] It's just crazy that I even know about these things.

[595] Everybody got so confused.

[596] I was cheering.

[597] I was like, yes!

[598] Yes!

[599] I love it.

[600] He was like, look, look, look, we got to flip the switch on this thing.

[601] We can't, we can't have this.

[602] We can't have this.

[603] We can't have these.

[604] I can't be just singing for little kids for the rest of my life.

[605] We got to get we got to get crazy.

[606] Fucking little Nazex, bro.

[607] It's fucking unbelievable.

[608] And you know, it's the courage that guy had to do that.

[609] He had to have a lot of people in his ear telling him no, no, no, no, no, no. Listen, we've got a big thing going on here, little Nazex.

[610] We've got a really, really important product.

[611] Your brand, we got to work on your brand.

[612] We've got to work on your marketing.

[613] We're elevating your brand.

[614] Come on.

[615] You could be a huge, huge, huge act.

[616] Deep in the thirties.

[617] And then maybe when you get older and you want to do some crazy shit like Gifts 8 and the lap dance.

[618] Maybe you do it then.

[619] But not now.

[620] Little Nas X. Excuse me, Lil.

[621] Lil Nas X. This is not the time.

[622] The voice that you're putting on as the executive is exactly the fuck of why I've been hearing this shit for so long, man. Fucking cockamamie people.

[623] It's unbelievable.

[624] Well, those cockamamie people will get in your life if you need them.

[625] Yeah, no, there's no doubt.

[626] But they were in my life for a little bit and then they left.

[627] And that's the way it is.

[628] They were in my life for a little bit.

[629] too.

[630] Yeah, you leave, you come, you leave.

[631] Yeah.

[632] But I'm, listen, please go.

[633] Don't come.

[634] Don't come.

[635] I get it from their perspective.

[636] They're not of this world.

[637] They're not of the world of you and I, of performance.

[638] They don't understand what it's like to go on stage and you get wild.

[639] They don't get it.

[640] No. They don't know how to write wild shit.

[641] You write wild shit.

[642] Yeah, they have no clue.

[643] If you, if you, like, ran your lyrics by them and go, hey, come here.

[644] This is what I'm thinking of saying.

[645] Sometimes I read that shit back on, what the fuck is wrong with me?

[646] Exactly.

[647] It's all about trying to make myself.

[648] self laugh yeah just think of the craziest shit man that's really what makes or make people like me laugh yeah exactly yeah but if i'm laughing you're laughing yes exactly i'm look i i write for wild people and i hope other people go along with it too but i'm writing for wild people like i want my friends i want joey dyes to laugh i want my friends to laugh you know that's what it's always been about i want i want my fucking craziest friend to accept and love what i just said dude when you're a comic and you hear in the back of the room like joey dyes ah When he's dying, you're like, yes.

[649] And he'll grab you.

[650] He'll grab you and fucking shake you out.

[651] You crazy motherfucker, what did you do to me?

[652] What'd you do to me, Joe Rogan?

[653] But that's, you know, executive's not going to, like, if you read, I go, hey, this is what I'm thinking about saying tonight.

[654] Don't say that.

[655] Oh, they killed.

[656] What if someone from castings in the room?

[657] They'll fucking have a shit.

[658] Listen, listen, listen, you have a legitimate, intelligent career going on here.

[659] There's no reason to sacrifice this.

[660] Don't be a saboteur.

[661] Don't be self -sabotaging.

[662] Don't be don't do it I've definitely been talked off the ledge several times though Yeah But I should have been By who?

[663] By who?

[664] A couple different people Some people Some people could get through to me It depends the mood I'm in Who's gonna get through to me It could be the fucking doorman That gets through to me that day Like yo he says some real show You know what you're right Yeah It could be anybody, it depends But yeah I try to fucking keep it light Well you know The thing about creativity is That it's It's it's it's not a flat line right like it's a wide it's like one of the polygraphs yeah you can't fucking put your feet it's all over it's all over what's going on yeah it's crazy it's whatever it is it's a wild thing these these ideas are coursing through your head and you're writing them down then you're trying to figure out the best way to do them and how to say them in a way that people are going to like that it's going to make people pop like our brains are working right now we're both talking i'm thinking about lyrics right now sure i just thought about some lyrics.

[665] I just thought about some painting technique I was going to do.

[666] I just thought about Valentinas.

[667] This shit is crazy the way we're able to work our brains and kind of just grab shit from all over there and just inspiration is you can fucking work.

[668] I'm thinking about some fucking sex I had back in the day.

[669] You know what I mean?

[670] Like it's all inspiration.

[671] It's craziness.

[672] Paul Mooney used to tell me back in the day, He used to say to everybody, but I remember him telling to me, if you want to write, go get entertained.

[673] He's like, when I want to create, I get entertained.

[674] He's like, I'll go to a movie, I'll see a concert, I'll see somebody, I'll go and get entertained.

[675] I love live entertainment, period.

[676] Me too.

[677] Yeah, me too.

[678] I particularly love things that I don't do.

[679] Like, I love music.

[680] You know, I just love, I don't play an instrument, so when I see a dude can jam on a guitar, I love it.

[681] I love it.

[682] I just love watching.

[683] I like that, too.

[684] Yeah.

[685] I like being in the mist or just like, uh, uh, just say, just emceeing while these dudes fucking play sick, like jazz and shit.

[686] Did you ever listen to the brand new heavies?

[687] Yes.

[688] When they had that thing where they did, they did one with Cool G rap.

[689] Really?

[690] Yeah, yeah.

[691] Brand new heavies did a rap album, a collaboration album with multiple artists.

[692] And they had G rap on it?

[693] Yeah.

[694] Heavy rhyme experience, I believe it is.

[695] And it's from back.

[696] I've never heard that.

[697] That's it right there.

[698] Bro is one of my favorite CDs I had it This is how old I am Ed OG shouts to him Master A's gangstar Mainz Look at that Gangstar I mean some of the best Some of the best rappers Rap groups and rappers Brackers ever Bro that gang star Main source bro Come on This is next level shit Grand Poobleau is one of my favorites State of Yo The uh But that It's getting hectic by Gangstar I'm a giant gangstar fan That is Gangstar's phenomenal Phenomenal Guru was one of the most underrated rappers He's amazing His voice, everything, everything was next level.

[699] When he died, that was very sad for me. Because it was a bummer.

[700] I didn't, no one knew.

[701] No. I didn't know he was sick.

[702] No, no one knew.

[703] It's just kind of, I guess he hit it.

[704] Yeah.

[705] He didn't want to tell anybody.

[706] Well, it's like Chadwick Boseman.

[707] You know, when he died too, the Black Panther dude, when he died, no one knew it was coming.

[708] Yeah, that's fucking crazy too, right?

[709] He had gotten sick and he was all skinny and everybody was making fun of him for being skinny.

[710] They didn't realize the guy was dying.

[711] That's fucked up.

[712] But the thing about, like, guru.

[713] People get made fun of so goddamn much on internet for nothing.

[714] It's fucked up It's natural It is natural But it's fucked up You know what the problem is You feel bad sometimes For the person This is the problem The problem is It's in print And everybody could read it But it's what people normally did Like Louis CK said this to me And he made a lot of sense It like resonating I'm like oh Okay that makes sense Because it's just talking Like people talk shit They say things People have always Oh fuck that dude You know Oh that guy's an asshole Or that guy's a this It goes past you because it's worse.

[715] And it just in and out and it goes away.

[716] But when they write it down, and then other people read it, and then people retweet it, and then other people, they add on to it.

[717] And then you got thousands of people that are saying the same thing.

[718] And it doesn't necessarily mean anything more than when someone would just say it when no one's around.

[719] That's true.

[720] But that's why, you know, the four agreements, do you know that, you ever heard of that book?

[721] I think they made it five, right?

[722] It's, pull up that book.

[723] Because it's a really interesting book.

[724] And I'm going to say this as a person who's very flawed, and I don't always follow these four agreements.

[725] But there's real value and there's real wisdom in this.

[726] It's Don Miguel Ruiz, and the four agreements are agreement number one.

[727] Be impeccable with your word.

[728] So that means, like, don't say, fuck that dude.

[729] I mean, sometimes I'll say fuck that dude just because it's funny.

[730] It's a funny thing to say, like someone who's amazing.

[731] and be like, fuck that dude.

[732] Of course.

[733] That guy sucks.

[734] Like just for just as a, but it's just because I, but everybody knows it's not real.

[735] I'm being silly.

[736] Like you know I love them.

[737] Yep.

[738] Or don't take anything personally.

[739] That's agreement number two.

[740] It's hard to not take things personally.

[741] That's tough.

[742] But if you can do that, you will be way better off.

[743] You will be way better off.

[744] Number three, agreement, don't make assumptions.

[745] Don't assume things.

[746] These are those valuable agreements in order to live a more.

[747] harmonious life.

[748] And number four, this is my favorite, because this one I do, always do your best.

[749] Now, I wouldn't say I do this always, but I, most of the time, do my best.

[750] I mean, I do my best as much as I can.

[751] I try to honor those agreements.

[752] I think, and there's a new, what's the fifth agreement?

[753] I always try to do my best, but the other ones are fucking hard.

[754] The fifth agreement takes us to a deeper level of awareness, the power of the self, and returns to the authenticity we're born with.

[755] The fifth agreement takes, what is it?

[756] No, there's a fifth, there's a The fifth one of those agreements.

[757] Does it decide you, but the fifth one, be skeptical, but learn to listen.

[758] Beautiful.

[759] These are good.

[760] They're amazing.

[761] They're amazing.

[762] I like how he revised it.

[763] It's hard to apply.

[764] You have to be conscious.

[765] You have to be conscious if you're doing it and not, not vocalized.

[766] You can maybe think it, but if you're thinking it, are you not applying it?

[767] Yeah.

[768] So what the fuck?

[769] But listen to this.

[770] If we put this out there and we, You and I say we are going to try to live our lives by those four agreements, in the fifth agreement, too.

[771] If we're going to live our lives by those agreements, and we send that message out to all you people out there that are listening, you should try to do it too.

[772] No one's telling you to do it, but it'll help you.

[773] It'll be better for you.

[774] For what I'm looking at, it looks good.

[775] Yeah, it'll be better for everybody.

[776] It seems reasonable to me. I'm going to put that out there.

[777] So I'm going to, you know, people call me out on it if I don't do it, unless I'm joking.

[778] Don't get mad at me for joking Because I joke a lot But there's got to be a line But be impeccable with your word Is very valuable Always do your best is very valuable These those things Always doing your best is very valuable It's so valuable If you can live like that Man you'll be on a better course You'll be on a better path And other people will see it And it'll inspire them to be on a better path And that's what life's all about Well I can speak to this I can speak to this in the sense that I never followed through with anything like a long time ago and now all I do is try to do my best in everything and put my fucking best foot forward don't do anything that my heart's not in because I never give it my all and it's not fair to what I'm doing you know to that specific thing like there's been situations where I did it for the wrong reason like just doing it for money or doing it's it's not good it always turns out wrong never feels good here yeah but sometimes you have to make those mistakes in order to understand what's the right path sometimes you got to go down the wrong path for sure oh a kid is not for me well i realize that you know and i try to live by those by those principles but a lot of things for me is i have to stop over committing to things i have an issue with over committing i say yes to something when i really don't want to do it and then the last second I just canceled.

[779] I know what that's about.

[780] Bro, I'm a fucking asshole with that.

[781] I can't help it.

[782] It's been 10 years now.

[783] Do you say yes when you're high, though?

[784] Is that what it is?

[785] I'm always high.

[786] There's never a situation where it's not high.

[787] This is what I do.

[788] I used to have those problems with my manager before I said no to everything.

[789] Now I say no to everything, but I used to be like, did I say yes to that?

[790] She'd be like, yeah, you said yes to that.

[791] I'm like, fuck.

[792] Yeah, exactly.

[793] That's what I do.

[794] I forget.

[795] I'm like, oh, fuck.

[796] It's this much coming up this week.

[797] Like it's this week.

[798] I'm like, can I get out of this?

[799] Can't get out of it.

[800] There's always a way out.

[801] You just have to fucking deal with the consequences.

[802] But then you feel bad.

[803] I always feel bad.

[804] Then you're not impeccable with your word.

[805] There it is.

[806] That's the problem.

[807] All these things are connected to each other.

[808] And that's the problem right there for me. And I'm trying to work on that.

[809] Yeah.

[810] So I initially say no. And then I have them asked me three more times just to make sure.

[811] so I could really dig in to what it is that they're asking of me. Well, at a certain point in time, if you say yes to everything, then you're not saying, you don't have any time for your life.

[812] Your life is gone.

[813] But think about how many things you said no to.

[814] Yeah.

[815] You know, like I've said no to more shows than I've done, I think.

[816] Oh, for sure.

[817] You have to say no. After a while.

[818] Yeah.

[819] After a while, it gets to the point where you have to say no. You know, because also, like, you don't know what you're getting into.

[820] Like, you say yes to something, like, well, who's involved?

[821] in this what is it going to be like like what's going to what's the purpose of this thing what's what's it going to be like when it's done like is this is this something i really want to be a part of is this a disaster what is this a part of who that's a lot of vapes i feel like that's smoke i don't feel like that's vape there's no that's not like fucking apple vape you are that's straight up hash that's what i'm saying that's like if i was to take one of those blast out of the pipe it'd be that i just had them put it in here it's clean it's no fucking but it's not one of those cartridges that you buy and it's like fucks you up gives you a third eye on your ass you know what i mean this is clean that was a spectrum clean that's a problem with a lot of people with covid is uh people who vaped you buy cheap vape oil and you don't know how they're making it there's a lot of kids that are vaping all the time and they're damaging their lungs Bro, if there's one thing I spend money on, is what goes into my lungs, is what the hash.

[822] I don't give a fuck about much, but I care about hash.

[823] I understand.

[824] I'm not even talking about that kind of vape.

[825] I'm talking about tobacco vaping.

[826] Oh, tobacco.

[827] Yeah, that shit's nasty.

[828] It is nasty, but it's also dangerous.

[829] There's a lot of kids that are out there vaping, and they think it's better than cigarette smoking and they're doing a lot of damage to themselves.

[830] Well, they're doing tricks now.

[831] Once you're able to start doing tricks with something, something shouldn't do it what kind of tricks well they fucking blow they take the smoke and then they blow it into a big circle and they jump through it and they do all you can never seen this shit no it's like fucking champion vape fucking oh no abatics and athletics oh no it's crazy you're like breakdance vaping breakdance vaping fucking there's this one i don't know what to call him but there's this one dude he's fucking blowing things all over the place and then he like yeah this fucking guy This fucking, look at this.

[832] Oh, this is insane!

[833] What is he doing?

[834] Whatever he's doing is awesome.

[835] It's awesome, but what is he smoking?

[836] What is that?

[837] Who is this guy?

[838] Amazing vague trip.

[839] Yo, he just threw a fucking Hidugan.

[840] Bro, he's got 24 million videos or a million views on this video.

[841] Yeah, bro, he just threw a fucking Hidugan with the smoke.

[842] Wow.

[843] How old is this kid?

[844] He looks like he's 12.

[845] And let's check his low capacity.

[846] How old is he?

[847] He might be, I don't know.

[848] He looks very young.

[849] It's amazing what he's doing, though.

[850] It's his next level.

[851] That's next level.

[852] He's got 3 million subscribers.

[853] Well, he's got 24 million views in this video, man. So like I said, what is his name, Jamie?

[854] Once you start doing this, you shouldn't do this.

[855] V. Austin L. I wonder if he lives in Austin.

[856] Look, you got fucking, there's a picture.

[857] There's an Arnold training video under there, too.

[858] Oh, look at that.

[859] You're telling me that there's an amazing vape trick and then an Arnold training video, or is that just your algorithm?

[860] I was with you.

[861] Oh, go back, go back, go back.

[862] What did he do?

[863] He just did it like a dragon.

[864] Back up.

[865] Look at that.

[866] He curled his mouth.

[867] Listen, I was with you up until I saw the video.

[868] Now I'm on his side.

[869] Look how much he's had to smoke to get all these.

[870] I'm definitely entertained.

[871] If he dies, he dies.

[872] Look oh, look at that.

[873] That was a sick fuck.

[874] That's amazing.

[875] Listen.

[876] See, that's heady as fuck.

[877] This kid's from another planet.

[878] You know what?

[879] I like it now.

[880] Yeah, I'm with him.

[881] I'm actually, I'm into it now.

[882] He's a magician.

[883] Fuck it.

[884] Look at this.

[885] Come on, man. Look what he's doing.

[886] Damn, that was crazy.

[887] The rotation on that bottom one was nuts.

[888] Bro, this guy's Dr. Strange.

[889] My lord.

[890] Does this end or does he keep going?

[891] Does he have more?

[892] He's Benedict Cumberpatch.

[893] What's his name?

[894] Damn, he has a lot of fucking moose.

[895] Benedict Cumberbatch.

[896] Is that it?

[897] Patch or batch?

[898] Batch.

[899] He's Dr. Strange, man. No. Come on.

[900] Come on.

[901] The kid's amazing.

[902] He has any Vizu sweatshirt on Meanwhile, take that kid for a jog Yeah, definitely not If he did what we did today He'd like, come on, there's no chance He's got a pretty good knowledge of Wind current How do you can do that?

[903] That's a jelly fucking champion over here This is fucking weather, man Look at this shit!

[904] This is nuts Come on, this kid's amazing I want to hire him for a birthday party You know what?

[905] You know, I swear to you One of these fucking kids would love that shit.

[906] These kids would freak out with the phone.

[907] They would be filming it nonstop.

[908] He's a star.

[909] He, this guy's a star.

[910] Yeah, he is a star.

[911] This is a celebrity right here.

[912] Oh yeah.

[913] In my eyes, but it's fucking crazy what a celebrity is right?

[914] This is a celebrity.

[915] Yeah.

[916] I fuck with, I like this.

[917] I like it.

[918] Austin Lawrence, that's his name.

[919] This is crazy.

[920] Lots of vape videos.

[921] Jesus Christ.

[922] Lots and lots of videos.

[923] How much, imagine his parents like, stop vaping.

[924] Like, Mom, I'm telling you, I'm on to something.

[925] Shut the fuck.

[926] up and stop vaping.

[927] Get out of your room.

[928] Oh, he's got different color vapes.

[929] Oh, what is this?

[930] What have we here?

[931] Hold on.

[932] Look at the size of the robot dicky sucking on.

[933] I'm back.

[934] I'm back on it.

[935] I'm not right.

[936] I don't like it anymore.

[937] But hold please.

[938] Look at this.

[939] Come on.

[940] He's got purple haze.

[941] Like legit purple haze.

[942] Come on, man. As a Hendricks fan.

[943] I mean, this is unbelievable.

[944] Look, he's got green shit.

[945] Look it.

[946] The aliens are going to come and talk to him first.

[947] Look at that thing I wish I had that contraption from my hash If you did you wouldn't be here right now You'd be hovering Look at this shit This is wild man Yo what is that I have to learn what that company is I think he built it like a fucking That's a he built Oh he's got yellow shit too Like he did the computers Yeah look at him He built the vape Come on I think those are all different pieces From different vapes Do you think he gets pussy from this No What about this Yes yes yes he does 100 % He gets Girls are mesmerized No 100 % He gets pussy from that Because you get it For all kinds of weird things Yeah That's an art form It's just a weird one That nobody ever thought Was an art form before He made me want to hit the vape Did you want to try to do some of that Let me show me something Show me something You must have learned something It didn't work You need any of those robot dicks Like he's got Those big fat boys That thing was like a lunch box Yeah, it was a cell phone That thing was huge Fucking bastard They make those There used to be a store near me In California That had all these Vapkin strap Remember we had that one big one That some dude sent me It was huge Remember that thing Yeah I remember Try to put it together It was like this What do you have to start Putting together the vape Don't send me anything I have to put together Oh what is this The forced creativity He's gonna have to go through Now because he's stuck in Oh because he's gonna keep doing this Yeah I mean He's gonna get really creative at what he's doing.

[948] Oh, now he's doing special effects, though.

[949] So now I'm a bit skeptical.

[950] Yeah, and I don't like this.

[951] I don't like this.

[952] All right.

[953] You know how everyone does, like, collabs now?

[954] How many is he going to start showing up in other people's videos?

[955] 2 .8 million followers on his Instagram channel.

[956] He's going to start showing up in, like, bodybuilding videos and just fucking in the background of cooking shows and shit.

[957] Yeah, he's going to just add atmosphere.

[958] Yeah, he's going to be there now.

[959] Maybe you can have them in the back of your shows.

[960] Like, when you go back on stage, you're on stage rapping, he's behind you.

[961] Yes.

[962] What I really wanted to do, I was going to add in some.

[963] some kettlebell work.

[964] Get the crowd into some kettlebell work on stage.

[965] Okay.

[966] A flow.

[967] Yeah, I get it.

[968] Maybe a mace flow.

[969] Nice mace flow.

[970] Yeah.

[971] That fucking dude in there.

[972] You ever thought about cooking on stage while you're rapping?

[973] Of course.

[974] A little Weber right by the side of the stage?

[975] Well, see, the wet...

[976] I would have to be outdoor.

[977] Yeah, it would have to be outdoor with the Weber.

[978] Right.

[979] You know...

[980] Maybe some South by Southwest shit.

[981] Do it out here.

[982] I would love that.

[983] All right?

[984] Zilker Park.

[985] Let's go.

[986] Mm, let's do it.

[987] Right?

[988] You should do, that would be something that you literally could pull off.

[989] Like a gigantic cookout slash, because as a chef slash rapper, like you're a legit chef and a legit rapper, you could do that.

[990] You could have a show where people are outside barbecuing and doing music at the same time.

[991] Yeah, I wanted to do like a little fest, like a fuck that's delicious festival.

[992] Yes.

[993] Have all my favorite people around that cook.

[994] Yes.

[995] Have amazing acts, have a little expose on olive oil on different things.

[996] Like a little class, people could take a little, you know, 10 -minute rotating class.

[997] Yes.

[998] You know, just like a little fun day.

[999] We could shoot the fucking balloon, shoot the clown in the mouth.

[1000] You have more energy now to do shit, too.

[1001] It's like you'll have more enthusiasm to do shit because your body's healthy.

[1002] You're right.

[1003] You know what?

[1004] when I was on stage at 300 and whatever pounds I was still good my lung capacity was unbelievable yeah but I would be chilling in the room smoking all day sitting there eating I wouldn't be active there would be nothing else going on now I fucking want to do things I'm bringing my body board to Portugal when I go to the show because I'm going to fucking shred there's no doubt about that like I'm in the ocean when it's snowing freezing cold I saw that My man fucking Will.

[1005] My man Will Scootin.

[1006] He has this spot in the American Dream Mall in Jersey.

[1007] It's like that mall in Minnesota, the big one, with a roller coasters and shit.

[1008] There's a water park in there.

[1009] Look at me catching shade right there.

[1010] That's crazy.

[1011] I'm fucking tubular right there.

[1012] That's what tubular is.

[1013] That's in a mall?

[1014] That's in a fucking mall.

[1015] In New Jersey.

[1016] In New Jersey.

[1017] In a fucking mall.

[1018] New Jersey doesn't get enough respect.

[1019] After hours.

[1020] was probably like 11 p .m. New Jersey just, people think of New Jersey in a very negative way.

[1021] It's not fair.

[1022] Oh yeah, watch that one.

[1023] Look at this.

[1024] Scoop.

[1025] Ooh.

[1026] The whole point is just going, it's letting the wave go over your head.

[1027] You think you're eventually going to move to surfing?

[1028] No, I'm not made to stand up.

[1029] I'm made to lay.

[1030] Yeah, I'm made to go head first, man. I'm head first.

[1031] Yeah, but you I'm like a fucking crocodile.

[1032] Straight up.

[1033] I'm El Cocodrillo.

[1034] Did you see that video of that?

[1035] this fucking idiot who's got food in his mouth for a fish, he's dangling into water, and the fish jumps up and hits the food and knocks him out cold, and he falls in the tank.

[1036] No, like a fucking Arabima.

[1037] Yeah, um, who has...

[1038] That big ass fish?

[1039] I think Mike, uh, Robin Black has it on his, uh, Instagram.

[1040] I got it.

[1041] Bro, it's the most ridiculous shit ever.

[1042] This, look at this.

[1043] Look at this.

[1044] So this dude is in there.

[1045] Watch this.

[1046] The fish, bang!

[1047] Oh!

[1048] Bro, he's out cold.

[1049] Bro, that is like a fucking Arabima That's a catfish, right?

[1050] What was that?

[1051] An Arabima is an enormous fish Oh, he was joking around.

[1052] He was fucking around.

[1053] No, he said he was knocked out.

[1054] No, did he?

[1055] That's what he said.

[1056] He got knocked out.

[1057] I watched the video a few times to see what they had.

[1058] And he woke up underwater?

[1059] Do it one more time.

[1060] Oh, this is every wheel kick finish in the UFC.

[1061] Here it goes.

[1062] Watch it one more time.

[1063] No, man, I'm telling you.

[1064] He ain't faking it.

[1065] He went stiff.

[1066] Yeah.

[1067] I don't know.

[1068] Oh!

[1069] Yeah, he woke up.

[1070] He woke up.

[1071] Okay, that dude's got a glass jaw.

[1072] He's got a glass jaw.

[1073] Listen to me, son.

[1074] Don't ever fight.

[1075] Holy shit.

[1076] If a fish can knock you out, that's a two -inch punch.

[1077] Don't fight.

[1078] No fighting for you.

[1079] But the other thing is, like, the things that knock you out are things you don't see coming.

[1080] Of course.

[1081] And he definitely didn't see that coming because he had a mask on his eyes.

[1082] Why would he wear?

[1083] He's a schmuck.

[1084] Well, he's a kid.

[1085] I was a smuck when I was his age, too.

[1086] I'm still a schmuck.

[1087] Yeah, I would have done the exact same thing.

[1088] But I would have taken it.

[1089] Right on the chin It's not been fine Not from the fish You're not going down From the fucking fish, bro Come on That's crazy I mean maybe everybody gets knocked out by that fish Like you gotta think How fast that thing?

[1090] I do watch river monsters Bro, it's one of my favorite things in life How about that dude He made a living fishing He's an amazing fisherman though He should be famous That guy should be famous Just fishing on TV Not even a really good looking He's kind of fucked up teeth He's interesting looking Very interesting That's what I'm saying I don't want you to be good looking I want you to be interesting looking It's unique.

[1091] He has a fucking good character.

[1092] His character, his voice, his character.

[1093] There he is.

[1094] Look at this, man. He's amazing.

[1095] Yeah, look at him.

[1096] Actually, he's pretty good looking.

[1097] He's not bad.

[1098] He's not bad.

[1099] Look at that fish he's catching.

[1100] He goes all...

[1101] Look at that fucking thing in the upper right -hand corner, Jamie.

[1102] What is that?

[1103] That's fucking next level.

[1104] Jesus Christ.

[1105] Holy shit.

[1106] I know what that is, and I forget.

[1107] That's definitely in the Amazon.

[1108] Or is that in Thailand?

[1109] What is that thing?

[1110] Photoshop.

[1111] No, no, no, no. No, no. I mean, it's just with colors.

[1112] It's the same fish.

[1113] Right.

[1114] But I think that's what it looks like.

[1115] It's the teeth that get in me. I forget what that thing's called.

[1116] What is that thing called?

[1117] See if it shows you, oh, my God, that's amazing looking.

[1118] That's amazing looking.

[1119] Like, alligator gar or some shit like that?

[1120] Is that what it is?

[1121] Alligator car?

[1122] No, no, no, it's not an alligator gar.

[1123] I think that's a South American fish.

[1124] I forget what it's called, though.

[1125] Fuck.

[1126] Tigerfish.

[1127] That's it.

[1128] God, that's so simple.

[1129] Yeah, I'm pretty sure it's a tiger fish.

[1130] Tiger fish, yeah, that's what...

[1131] I look at the teeth on that fucking thing.

[1132] My God.

[1133] What a world they live in.

[1134] No heart, no warmth.

[1135] They don't take care of their kids, and they all have fucked up teeth.

[1136] It's like fucking Britain.

[1137] They eat their young, too.

[1138] They'll eat other people's young.

[1139] Like, it's a weird world, the world of fish, because there's no love in the fish world.

[1140] You know?

[1141] There's no cuddling.

[1142] Like, if you see bears playing, like, there's a video that I watched the other day of this mama bear and her cubs and the mama bear sitting on literally on a side of a road on a highway she just squats down like this like sitting there and the cubs are sucking on her tummy and you're watching them suck on her her nipples like this is there's love in the animal world you know but not in the fish world no that's what mothers do they will feed i mean a good mother will feed their baby anywhere they pull the tit out it don't matter they don't give a shit Because the tit no longer is an object of sexual lust.

[1143] It's an object of nurture.

[1144] Right.

[1145] What a weird trick that is.

[1146] It's just like the three card Monty.

[1147] What are you doing here?

[1148] It's the fucking guy over at Harlem with the fucking thing playing games.

[1149] She's just sitting there and they're just sucking on her nipples and she's just chilling.

[1150] But there's something about that.

[1151] Like mammals.

[1152] Like that's one of the reasons why Grizzlies are so dangerous to hikers.

[1153] It's usually not males.

[1154] It's usually females that Unless you scare a male It's usually like the female cat The female large cats Yeah, the issue Like that mountain lion video that we showed the other day With this mountain lion's chasing after this jogger It's because it was a female mountain line And she had cubs Of course The same thing with grizzlies Most of the time when there's a grizzly attack It's either one or two things Either you startled the bear And it didn't know you were there And you're too close to the bear And the bear just decides to attack Or it's a female that has cubs and she just decides you're too fucking close and she attacks and fucks you out that's usually what it is but it's because they love their babies so much that's what's weird it's weird so much there's a weird connection in animals that just doesn't seem to exist in lizards it doesn't exist in snakes it doesn't exist in fish they don't give a fuck about their kids yeah they're solitaire they just have them and fucking fend for themselves they shit them out in the ocean just get out of here figure it out who the fuck knows where they go and they have a hundred of them because they know only 10 of them are going to make it.

[1155] What about the turtles?

[1156] Oh, the worst.

[1157] The fucking sea turtles when they go to the place and they all come out at the same time?

[1158] And then the birds come down and snatch them up.

[1159] Some of them there, they get snatched.

[1160] It's crazy watching it happen.

[1161] Very few make them.

[1162] Very few.

[1163] But it's such a sad way that nature played a trick on them to make sure there's not too many turtles.

[1164] Nature looked in and went, hmm, you're born with a shell.

[1165] Like, you got a built -in armor and you live to be like, what, a thousand?

[1166] Yeah, there's very few.

[1167] them and nature's like man we gotta make it hard for you to make it real hard when you're little everybody wants to fuck you up sharks fuck them up you know what really fucks up turtles alligators and crocodiles crocodiles just eat turtles they don't give a shit about your shell it's like a it's like an asshole with pistachio nuts he's too lazy to crack them open he just bites down bro the best the best thing every time i think about a pistachio i think about the naked gun you know seen that scene flucking leslie Nielsen and the other detective in the car with the red pistachios and they just start building up into the car.

[1168] I forgot about that scene.

[1169] Bro, the naked gun.

[1170] This is underrated comedies.

[1171] I grew up with these comedies.

[1172] The naked gun.

[1173] Was he O .J. Simpson in that?

[1174] 100%.

[1175] Nordberg.

[1176] His name was Nordberg.

[1177] Back in the day.

[1178] Man, he got fucking shot.

[1179] He got injured so much every time.

[1180] Like, it was a comedic injury.

[1181] He would get fog.

[1182] He'd put his hands down on the thing.

[1183] He'd get burned.

[1184] Would you have dinner?

[1185] Then he would go that way.

[1186] get fucking shot.

[1187] Would you have dinner with O .J. Simpson?

[1188] Why not?

[1189] Why not?

[1190] Where?

[1191] Somewhere where no one's going to take pictures of you.

[1192] It depends.

[1193] It depends on where.

[1194] Look at him.

[1195] Who's that?

[1196] He's the man. But this is the type of shit I grew up.

[1197] My grandfather was like a fucking fan of this stuff.

[1198] Well, this is it all came out of airplane, right?

[1199] Yeah, exactly.

[1200] Mel Brooks.

[1201] The first of those silly movies, I tried to get my kids to watch the Marks Brothers duck soup last night.

[1202] I said let's just watch the preview Just watch like the Just see what it is Oh my God It's impossible They were like what the fuck are you making me watch Yeah they don't like shit Kids don't like shit But I was just trying to I was just trying to show them I was just going to say listen This is the things that people thought were funny In 1933 Like you have to understand This is before World War II This is a weird weird weird Time to be alive How old was the baby?

[1203] They were 12 and 10 Oh yeah They were sitting down with them At that time, probably.

[1204] Well, they were a little bit older.

[1205] A little bit older, they'll understand more.

[1206] No, no, no, my 24 -year -old was there, too, and she didn't get it either.

[1207] She was like, what the fuck?

[1208] Fuck that.

[1209] Look at them.

[1210] I mean, the Marx brothers, it's so weird when you watch, like, what was comedy back then.

[1211] I mean, it's kind of, it's amusing, I guess.

[1212] It's kind of amusing.

[1213] And it's more interesting than anything, because I'm watching these guys, and I'm like, if one of these guys got sick, they're basically dead.

[1214] That's what I was thinking.

[1215] I know that's a fucked up thing to think of, but that's what I was.

[1216] If they break their leg, they're basically dead.

[1217] If they get, you know, some cancer, no one's going to detect it.

[1218] With the fucking polio, they used to fucking get lots of polio back then, right?

[1219] Oh, yeah, man. Yeah.

[1220] It's fucked up.

[1221] For real.

[1222] But like when you watch these clips of these old, old movies, you go, wow, I just, I just, it's not that long ago, man. It's not even 100 years ago.

[1223] So you go back 100 years ago, people didn't know what the fuck was going on.

[1224] they had this sort of very rudimentary understanding of like what was interesting or entertaining and then you see how limited culture was because the kind of jokes that they laughed at it showed you how suppressed people are and how you know people it was a hard time no one was fat that's the other thing if you see a guy with a belly it's it's very rare like a regular a fat guy back then was like a regular guy today yeah they were like shocking it was like a circus act Yeah, like every, look at his fake mustache.

[1225] It's so bad.

[1226] It's a fake mustache.

[1227] I never knew it was that bad.

[1228] Yeah, it looks like it's painted on.

[1229] Did he ever have a real mustache?

[1230] I don't know.

[1231] That looks so goofy.

[1232] That looks just like paint.

[1233] That's weird.

[1234] Did he sometimes have a regular mustache?

[1235] I thought he did.

[1236] This is the first time.

[1237] I'm like, what the fuck is that?

[1238] Yeah, that is weird.

[1239] You know what?

[1240] This is one of those times where you think it's something, something and it's not years later.

[1241] What's that shit?

[1242] A Mandela effect?

[1243] Yeah, Barron Steen.

[1244] Bears?

[1245] Yes.

[1246] It's that.

[1247] That just happened.

[1248] Go to that one.

[1249] Look.

[1250] That's paint.

[1251] That's paint.

[1252] It's Groucho Mark's mustache's paint.

[1253] Motherfucker.

[1254] This fucking asshole, I can't believe.

[1255] Look at that.

[1256] That's so weird.

[1257] Go to Groucho.

[1258] That's crazy.

[1259] Look at that.

[1260] That's paint.

[1261] His lip is painted.

[1262] Imagine if you're on his show and you're like, hey, Groucho, nice to meet you.

[1263] What the fuck, man?

[1264] paint he looks like some fucking weird old dude walking around the Bronx that I know like he just fucking paints his mustache on he's like fucking Hollywood Hogan look at his eyebrows too his eyebrows are pretty thin and he painted him thick and fat bro that's weird I've never seen that before I never noticed it that's NWO Hollywood Hogan right there look at that one is that the same thing in that one up top it's all painted It's just like it's so smaller and fidelity is it not good.

[1265] Right.

[1266] So the images were so low quality that you could get away with it back then.

[1267] So he could walk around with pain on his lip.

[1268] So let's see like a picture of Groucho Marx.

[1269] But I love the vibe of like the poster of the art. I love the art. That shit is amazing.

[1270] But go with Groucho.

[1271] Yeah, it's amazing, right?

[1272] Go with Groucho Marx, you bet your life.

[1273] Okay.

[1274] That was when he was when he was hosted that game show.

[1275] So Nadi, there he looks like a real monster.

[1276] He's older.

[1277] He gave up on the...

[1278] They were like, listen, bro.

[1279] Just fucking grow that shit.

[1280] Yeah, so that's real.

[1281] Cut the bullshit.

[1282] But look how small it is in comparison.

[1283] Look how small his eyebrows are.

[1284] That was, as he got older, he gave up.

[1285] It looks like Dolly.

[1286] Well, I think cameras got better, too.

[1287] He's like, mm, shit.

[1288] I gotta grow real mustache.

[1289] You know what?

[1290] That looks like pussy hair.

[1291] That looks like pussy hair.

[1292] Straight up what that looks like.

[1293] Soft pussy hair.

[1294] That's ridiculous.

[1295] He probably went through a bunch of different versions.

[1296] of the fake mustache.

[1297] Let's see that that one is.

[1298] Yeah, that looks fake as fuck.

[1299] That looks like he glued a mustache on his lip.

[1300] Because look, his lip goes down, the mustache goes up.

[1301] What is that?

[1302] What's that gap?

[1303] Yeah.

[1304] That's not weird.

[1305] That's a fake mustache.

[1306] I had to do a scene once in a show where they gave me a fake mustache.

[1307] It feels so weird.

[1308] It's like because it stiffens your upper lip.

[1309] It doesn't move right.

[1310] You don't feel like you're talking good.

[1311] Yeah, look at those old ones.

[1312] That's what he really looked like with that.

[1313] Oh, that guy.

[1314] That's probably why.

[1315] See, he could slip around.

[1316] So if he got rid of the eyebrows and got rid of the fake mustache, that dude could go anywhere.

[1317] He had looks.

[1318] He had lots of looks.

[1319] He's a handsome fellow.

[1320] But look at that.

[1321] That's gross.

[1322] He's Turkish there.

[1323] That's so weird.

[1324] It's almost like, like, how did go to the one in the middle where it's really ridiculous at the up top?

[1325] Yeah.

[1326] Look at that one.

[1327] That's crazy.

[1328] What about fake that looks?

[1329] That's so stupid.

[1330] I can't believe I didn't know that until this moment.

[1331] Did you ever try and show your kids Mr. Bean?

[1332] Oh, no, I didn't.

[1333] Oh, my fucking Lord.

[1334] I used to crack up at Mr. Bean, bro.

[1335] How high were you, though?

[1336] I wasn't high.

[1337] This was when I was a kid.

[1338] I must have been already high, you know.

[1339] I was the fucked up.

[1340] Because Mr. Bean used to make me fucking cry.

[1341] You know what used to make me laugh that should never make anybody laugh is Ernest.

[1342] Ernest goes to school.

[1343] Ernest goes to summer camp.

[1344] Yeah, I was talking about that with someone the other day, Ernest.

[1345] I haven't heard that in a while.

[1346] I feel like Ernest started out doing commercials.

[1347] I feel like that was like a character like the fucking Verizon guy or something like that.

[1348] Don't, doesn't that happen after?

[1349] I think he started.

[1350] After you've done a couple of bullshit movies or something?

[1351] I don't know.

[1352] But maybe I'm doing the Bernstein Bears thing where...

[1353] Isn't Ernest the first Larry the Cable dude?

[1354] No. Like that type of vibe?

[1355] No, no, no, no, no. But he was like a character where it was like continuous earnest.

[1356] Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[1357] Yeah, it was that, but Larry the Cable Guy is like a legit comic.

[1358] Like, what is a, what was the commercial?

[1359] It says, first commercial featuring the character advertised an appearance by the Dallas Cowboys cheerleaders at Beach Bend Park and amusement park in Bowling Green, Kentucky.

[1360] Uh -huh.

[1361] Larry the Cable Guy is like a, is a real comic?

[1362] Yeah, yeah.

[1363] Well, his name's Dan Whitney.

[1364] This is real name.

[1365] But he does, he goes as Dan Whitney and does, so he's fucking Larry the, he does only Larry the cable guy now.

[1366] But he started out as Dan Whitney.

[1367] There's some video of him doing Dan Whitney in its old 1980s comedy where he had the pants that go up real high, like Cavaricies and shit.

[1368] He was a good comic, like a decent comic as a regular comic.

[1369] But then he found his niche.

[1370] What really took him over the top?

[1371] Larry the Cable Guy.

[1372] Well, he was a, this is what it was.

[1373] He started out a guy who would be a regular on a radio show.

[1374] So he would do this character on a radio show, Larry the Cable Guy.

[1375] But he was, he's a funny.

[1376] writer Larry's a really good writer or Dan's a really good writer so Dan wrote these bits for this character and when I'm taking off then he started doing stand -up with it I met Dan way back in the day like 1990 fucking two or some shit in Montreal we were at the comedy festival at the same time together and Dan was like he was just a normal dude who did this Larry the cable guy character and this but this it was funny man he's a good writer he's a really funny right like he wrote for this character and it was some funny shit and then he's like why am i being dan whitney i'm just hang out and be this guy and then fucking he's he was right on he was spot on with it yeah and he just became that dude he was right for the time in this country we know dice clay yeah dice clay used to be andrew silverstein and then chucked that this is what happened this dice had a bunch of different characters he's jewish he's jewish and dice had a bunch of different characters that he used to do on stage he had uh he he does phenomenal impressions like off the charts john travolta robert de nero tony danzel he did did all these impressions and at the end he would do this act he had his act and then at the end of his act he would do the dice man he would do this character and he would sing these he would do these nursery rhymes and the character just fucking exploded it's like he was funny and then all the sudden boom he went nuclear at the end and then he decided why don't I just stick with this one fucking character and do my whole act like that?

[1377] And then it became the Dice Man. And he was legitimately the first comedian that sold out arenas, like football arenas.

[1378] Like the garden?

[1379] Yeah, like the fucking Nassau Coliseum.

[1380] Oh, wow.

[1381] Like enormous places.

[1382] And he sold out hundreds of them.

[1383] Like Dice never has to work again for the rest of his life.

[1384] And now he just goes to the gym and makes silly videos.

[1385] He does like with my...

[1386] He's pretty big.

[1387] He works.

[1388] out a lot he stays fit is he on g h i don't know what he's on why'd you ask him i don't know him i fucking know i'm just curious you're trying to talk about camille nangiani yeah i actually was bro that was fucking unbelievable he looks good man he looks like wolverine he does he does he does it looks like he jacques ha ha ha see we were talking about his legs though we have to do something about his legs camille talk to me we got to get you on some squats bruh um that's uh not the calves is ridiculous bruh but his arms are fucking redonculus there's a picture of him a more recent one no mask of him walking out of somewhere and he has a tank top on and who is this guy again he's a comic and an actor and he used to be I've fucking seen him before that was now that's it full transformation full transformation and people are mad at him my mind is blown now they're mad at him they're mad at him that he looks sexy sorry sorry everybody and like, he took steroids, I don't like it.

[1389] Well, if you took steroids and did what he did, no, I think he took steroids.

[1390] I'm going to be honest with you.

[1391] He's in his 40s.

[1392] Will he say he did?

[1393] Because a real motherfucker will say they did.

[1394] Like, yeah, I'm on some shit.

[1395] Yeah.

[1396] I don't understand people that don't say they're on some shit.

[1397] I always tell people I do some shit.

[1398] I've always done some shit.

[1399] I've been doing some shit since I was in my 30s.

[1400] As soon as my hormones started to drop, I was like, there he is.

[1401] That's the picture.

[1402] Like, get?

[1403] The fuck He's out of here He's fucking jacked up Look at those shoulders Bro Jackmified And I think he's probably Coming straight from the gym So he's got a nice pump But come on son How old did he 40?

[1404] He's in his 40s Oh yeah he got his man strength Listen That's man muscle now That's like mature muscle That builds That's Tren He's getting that shit From a needle There's no That's 100 % And I don't hate it Talk about fucking Tren When I was like 23 My boy made Tren He was like in He lives like in He lives He made it?

[1405] Yo, he...

[1406] In the projects?

[1407] And we shot it, and it was crazy.

[1408] What is he a chemist?

[1409] No, he's a fucking...

[1410] He's a truck driver.

[1411] They always talking about truck driver, meth?

[1412] He's got a truck driver trend.

[1413] I remember the bottle.

[1414] It had a fucking juiced up, fucking...

[1415] Like a horse?

[1416] No, no, no. It had SpongeBob juiced up on it.

[1417] No. No. It was like so yellow.

[1418] It was crazy.

[1419] I don't even know what it was, but we shot a bunch of shit.

[1420] Who the hell knows?

[1421] Oh, my God.

[1422] That's hilarious.

[1423] I remember shooting juice in the street.

[1424] Really?

[1425] Yeah.

[1426] In the street?

[1427] Bro, we would go to this place called Platinum Gym 24 hours on Queens Boulevard.

[1428] We would come out of the gym.

[1429] I'd have the fucking needle loaded up in the car.

[1430] We would just go around back.

[1431] Yeah, we'd fucking have the music on.

[1432] Like Mob Deep would be played.

[1433] Fucking shoot me in the ass.

[1434] I'd shoot him in the fucking ass.

[1435] That's it.

[1436] mob deep -sided shit oh that's hilarious oh man good old chase yeah it's a it's a touchy subject with some folks they don't they don't think you should ever do it they don't think you should ever do anything and even testosterone replacement they're like I get my testosterone from my balls bro yeah right I get it from my balls bro yeah well okay when you get into your 50s and 60s and then your 70s your balls are not gonna work so good and you can make a choice you can either go with science and get it replaced and you feel way better and you're way stronger and your immune system's better and your brain works better and you feel happier or not it's up to you do you do you do you they do them yeah just you do you don't worry about it but the thing about camille is he used to be you know one of those alt guys he was like a slim you know regular guy that didn't look like he really worked out or lifted weights and then he became this guy who looks like a superhero but he's playing a superhero in a movie that's what he's doing but he fucking unlocked his genetics kind of no go to the before pick I'm looking for yeah there's an article that says no you don't have to do steroids to look like this listen to me yes you do fucking out of whoever wrote that article is a fan of his or one of them all kids it doesn't want to believe in Santa Claus?

[1437] I grew up reading muscular development They told it to you straight Greg Valentino told it to you straight Remember that dude with the hugeest arms?

[1438] Well he had the injects synthol in his arms Make them like balloons Yeah Fucked up but he would tell you the real Well most of those guys now They would tell you the real shit I had Ronnie Coleman on I love Ronnie I made him a steak Did you really?

[1439] Yeah where At my show On the untitled show I had him on I fucking walked him out I put him in the chair and I made a mistake from Peter Lugas that they gave me I made it for him and he ate two of them it was an honor I love running so okay now that picture on the right is also what he used to look like he's even better looking than that now he looks better than that now he's sick he's fucking ripped I love it for me that's my look you need hair on you and shit like that and fucking ripped underneath like a Russian restaurant What people are said about is the look of his face.

[1440] Like Zangif.

[1441] If you look at that picture.

[1442] His face has changed.

[1443] That, there you see what his face looks like now.

[1444] Like it's got muscles in his face.

[1445] And then you go to that one.

[1446] That's called, you know that's called.

[1447] Yeah, that one right there.

[1448] Go to that, no, the one above it, Jamie.

[1449] That's called growth face.

[1450] Yeah, it's also you work your muscles.

[1451] Yeah, there's muscles in your face.

[1452] In your jaw, especially when you're clamping down and lifting weights.

[1453] Of course.

[1454] You develop.

[1455] I actually work my jaw out.

[1456] I have this jaw Of course I forget what the thing is called Is it like a mouthpiece?

[1457] No it looks like a ball That's been cut in half And I put it in my My teeth like this And I go like It's just Chew on it I do reps I do reps with my jaw That's crazy Yeah it's really good for you Of course It's all I mean Part of me is like You really should have a strong jaw In case somebody punches you Not that anybody's gonna punch No but I'm saying But it's the thing Of course That's the knockout mechanism Right there is where you get touched There's something about jaw strength that correlates to total body strength I don't understand it totally but I read this thing about it I was like well what are the benefits of like working out with your jaw if you can't find what the thing is I can find it on my Amazon the guy who sells it on TikTok they like they put filters on his face to oh he was in that fucking movie I just seen man oh you seen him before when he was skinny yeah that's what's fucking blow in my mind because I wouldn't have recognized him now his face changed yeah it changed changed that's a lot of test and probably some other shit too um you're talking about the guy who only works out his jaw and he's got these preposterous muscles this is what you're talking about right yes it's exactly what i have what is it called jaws or size that's what it's called so i have one of those i mean that's also for like anti -aging i would imagine to try and keep your skin tight it's just really good for your face muscles too um but it's just but you see a lot of the fuck is With droopy faces Yes You don't want no fucking droopy face That's what I'm saying I don't want a droopy face But I think there's also Some like health benefits Of having a strong jaw What it's like You can find out What are the health benefits Of jaws or size I know I read something about it That I think I was high When I ordered it though I'm to be honest with you You order shit on like Ever off Instagram when you're stoned Sometimes I just ordered some pulley Oh workout pulley Come on though I've just seen it on Instagram I was like let's get this Yeah how is it Isn't any good I haven't even used it yet I used it at the gym And it's pretty fucking sick actually Because it gives you that dead weight It's only one pulley pulling the weight So it's just one thing It's pretty...

[1458] I've ordered some good shit Pretty good Instagram I can't remember any of it though But I remember getting some of the things I'm like I'm happy with this purchase I used to order a lot of shit All fucking like we got the super slicer You remember the super slicer back in the day It was like a mandolin Now you can make fries You could cut the onion You could do so much Well, the fucking, the foreman grill was like the best invention.

[1459] It's better than the iPhone, I think.

[1460] Forman grill is a jamming grill.

[1461] Come on.

[1462] It's that's that fucking thing in the world.

[1463] It was the best thing.

[1464] It's very legit.

[1465] It was so good.

[1466] Yeah.

[1467] It was so.

[1468] Especially if you let it heat up.

[1469] Oh.

[1470] You crank it up?

[1471] Yes, you get that good sear.

[1472] You can make a nice meal with the foreman grill.

[1473] You really can.

[1474] Like, if you live in a small apartment.

[1475] You're preaching to the choir.

[1476] I love that shit.

[1477] I've been talking about the form and grill.

[1478] Everyone thinks I'm joking.

[1479] No. I love that.

[1480] fucking thing.

[1481] Yeah.

[1482] You don't need expensive stuff to cook great food.

[1483] You really don't.

[1484] Look at that little grill, that little Weber grill.

[1485] I have one of those little ones.

[1486] It's like if you have two steaks, that's all you need.

[1487] This little 12 inch rubber grill.

[1488] Man, I'm just trying to be.

[1489] That thing's like 30 bucks.

[1490] I'm just trying to do wilderness cooking.

[1491] I'm literally just trying to cook in the wilderness.

[1492] You know what I love about that web or two?

[1493] It doesn't weigh anything.

[1494] That weighs nothing.

[1495] Ways nothing.

[1496] Put it right in the car.

[1497] You can throw it.

[1498] You throw it.

[1499] You put it right in the car.

[1500] It cools down in less than you know five minutes you're good to go yeah just dump the coals out yes and it's just it's so portable it's like if you think about portable grills what's more portable than that little 12 inch Weber it's fucking perfect and even you could get crazy with the 18 yeah even that's not unrealistic in the Cherokee yeah no no it's easy and then the other thing is like realistically when you're cooking with fire and wood if you got lump charcoal that's wood right that's just wood That's wood.

[1501] It's turned into charcoal.

[1502] So it's just fire and wood.

[1503] So you get that nice smoky feeling.

[1504] It's a, it's beautiful.

[1505] It's beautiful to cook barbarically.

[1506] I love primal cooking.

[1507] I love fire.

[1508] I love that shit.

[1509] It's healthier for you, too.

[1510] It feels good.

[1511] It does feel good.

[1512] Cooking over fire feels good.

[1513] Vegetables over fire taste better.

[1514] It tastes like, it's wholesome.

[1515] It tastes fucking good.

[1516] But that's why I love pellet grills, too, because even though it's complicated and and there's digital and there's engineering involved.

[1517] I haven't used this one yet.

[1518] I haven't used them.

[1519] I have a Trager, man. I swear by it.

[1520] Everyone swears, but I have heard of so much.

[1521] I've had one for years.

[1522] This is the thing about them.

[1523] They maintain the perfect temperature.

[1524] Like, if you're one of those dudes who wants to be there and work it and you want to make sure that you're stoking the colds.

[1525] I'm kind of that guy.

[1526] There's nothing wrong with that.

[1527] That's a good thing.

[1528] But if you're one of those dudes, they want to do a brisket for eight hours and never sweat it at all, you have a thermometer that goes into the meat, gives you the exact temperature.

[1529] It shows up on your phone.

[1530] Your phone's telling you what temperature of your food is.

[1531] And it tells you how much pellet to put in.

[1532] You don't have to have a check pellets.

[1533] The pellets go for days.

[1534] Are you serious?

[1535] For days.

[1536] You could cook for 40 hours with one hopperful of pellets.

[1537] I've literally seen people that don't know how to cook fucking pull off tremendous looking meals on Instagram.

[1538] From what I've seen.

[1539] At the end of the day, it's still just fire and wood.

[1540] That's all it is.

[1541] It's these pellets or wood?

[1542] It's just down to a science of the timings.

[1543] They make the pellets out of like, if you were going to make this desk, like this is all solid oak.

[1544] Somebody had to cut this with a saw.

[1545] The sawdust, they take that sawdust and compress it.

[1546] That's it.

[1547] And it goes through the, it hits the heating element, catches fire.

[1548] That's how your food cooks.

[1549] But there's something very satisfying about being there over the coals.

[1550] For real.

[1551] Like having those coal and putting that steak out.

[1552] Making the fire, yeah, like stoking it and getting everything.

[1553] You know what I got recently?

[1554] I got one of them Argentine grills.

[1555] Crank, crank, crank, crank, crows and raises and lowers.

[1556] You're speaking my language.

[1557] I love that fucking thing.

[1558] and the bracerro and you light the logs on fire and then the the ashes come down you scrape them underneath it's so good it's so much work but it's so much work but when you it's it's it's a ritual yeah it's one of those things it's like you gather your people and you fucking feed them off this crazy contraption that's someone else hand built for you you know what i mean like all the hand built love that goes into things and the passion it really counts for something yeah and there's something about i think there's something cooking over fire that, like, sparks up your DNA.

[1559] Like, every time I've been camping and we cook, you know, get one of them little grills and put it down over the fire, there's something about cooking over fire that gets those caveman genes fired up, like those old ancient genes.

[1560] Like, oh, we were successful.

[1561] We got food.

[1562] Our family's going to stay alive.

[1563] It's like an exciting thing to it because success in life was not guaranteed back then.

[1564] So when you cook over fire, I think it sparked something in your brain, particularly for Like women don't seem to get that excited about cooking over a fire.

[1565] No, they don't give a shit.

[1566] But men do, right?

[1567] Why is that?

[1568] What is that?

[1569] It does spark something.

[1570] And I'll say this.

[1571] I was never fucking excited about going camping.

[1572] But once I went there, once I was there, it was like the times of my life.

[1573] You know, like I had a great time.

[1574] And you're right.

[1575] When you spark that stuff and you're like, you're sitting around this fire and things are cooking.

[1576] Food feels better.

[1577] Yeah.

[1578] It feels better.

[1579] It feels like you're, you know, the steaks are.

[1580] higher it's almost like if you didn't have this food you would you'd be fucked out here but because you have that food you're like oh now I'm nourished I'm nourished I'm gonna stay alive and you smell that clean air and you look and hear fucking birds and shit bha bab bha bab bha bab bha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha something exciting about it man I fucking love birds bro I do too that was a good bird I do too I have bird feeders at my house and I fill those fuckers up all the time I'm basically like an enabler for all these birds they don't have to hustle anymore they just come to my house we definitely do the same one we leave them out on the deck and i actually have a champion birder in my family really he's a fucking champion birder up in main what does he do he's a he's a he's a birder so he raises him like no he looks at them and he diagnoses the species and finds new ones he looks at it like wow you know burders are the people that push the binocular game That's what I mean.

[1581] The binocchio, it's a big deal.

[1582] Yeah.

[1583] There's two types of people that push the binocchio game.

[1584] Western hunters and birders.

[1585] No special ops?

[1586] No, well, no. They just adapt to the...

[1587] Yeah, they have, like, high -tech optics for sure, but they're not wearing binos, and, like, that's not normal.

[1588] You know, they're looking through scopes and telescopes and stuff like that.

[1589] They've got range -finding scopes and things along those lines.

[1590] But, like, those burders, man, they're out there in the forest, just looking for the glimmers of a cardinal's feathers.

[1591] There he is.

[1592] There he is They get so excited Bro, there is I get excited When I walk through the park And I see a new species That I have never seen before Yeah, man It makes me excited Have you been to Costa Rica No, I need to get down To South America more I've only been to Mexico Which is fucking unreal to me Mexico's badass too No, I mean I've done some ruins there When I was 4 -Hundo Close to 4 -Hundo I climbed Coba Did you really?

[1593] Yeah When I came down I threw up all over the place Wow Gatorade Blue Gatorade All over But it was fun I was walking around Shirtless was amazing One of the weirdest moments In my life was Going to Chechnica Because First of all I was higher Of course Fugts Edibles I was taking Breath strips Edible breath strips Edible breath strips Edible breath strips Yeah They're They're so unpredictable Because like You get one And it's like 50 milligrams You get another It's 150 It's that.

[1594] I've never even heard of a breath strip.

[1595] California.

[1596] I just blasted a punch bar.

[1597] I don't even know these people, but they make, yo, these things, I don't know, dog.

[1598] Punch bar.

[1599] They literally just fucking lay you down.

[1600] They lay you down.

[1601] They hit you with a fucking big Francis and Ganu fucking punch.

[1602] That's the hit they hit you with.

[1603] So these breast strips were my favorite because you could take them and put them in a listerine breath strip container and no one knows the difference.

[1604] as long as no one asks you for one.

[1605] Oh, my breath is kind of funky.

[1606] Can I get one of those?

[1607] Like, no. I can't give you this.

[1608] You can't have this one.

[1609] You can't handle this.

[1610] I gave one to Tommy Segura, and we had a fly to Australia, and he told me he almost, like literally almost jumped off the plane before it started taking off the runway.

[1611] He was thinking he can't do it.

[1612] I can't do it.

[1613] I can't get off this fucking plane.

[1614] But he hung in there and he didn't say shit and he made it all the way across the ocean.

[1615] That's fucking.

[1616] I love that.

[1617] But for 15 hours he did that?

[1618] Yes.

[1619] I think he was good That's amateur shit That's fucking Amateur shit Let's be fair You gotta fucking be able to hold your stuff man He was fine He was fine after a couple hours You have to be able to time it You have to time your drugs We timed it poorly I think I think I gave it to him When we were sitting there Waiting to get on the plane That's the problem And then once we got on the runway It's just Probably yeah And then the world starts You have to be in the air Already once you're fucking demolish right here Exactly Then you'd be fine But that was not the case So anyway, I had a breast strip or two, I don't remember, but I remember being well connected to Mother Nature.

[1620] And then I was walking around Chichen Itza just thinking that these people lived here and these people built this.

[1621] And there's a book that someone recommended, Jamie, and I want to think they recommended it on the podcast, but it might be wrong.

[1622] But I'm reading it right.

[1623] I shouldn't say I'm reading.

[1624] I'm lying.

[1625] I'm listening to it.

[1626] This is my sauna reading.

[1627] I listened to this thing in the sauna Now it is called A Land So Strange And it's about Cortez And about all these explorers That came over to America And their accounts of coming over to America And to Mexico You know fucking hundreds and hundreds of years ago And they talk about The people that originally visited the Maya When the Maya was around And it made me realize these fucking people brought disease to these people, and that's probably what was the end of the Mayans.

[1628] 100%.

[1629] Because we know for a fact that European diseases, when they came to North America, wiped out the Native American population.

[1630] People talking about Native American genocide, it is absolutely true that genocide was committed on Native Americans.

[1631] That's 100 % true.

[1632] But what's also true is that 90 % of them were wiped out by disease.

[1633] And it wasn't like, people have this idea that it was like smallpox and blankets.

[1634] That's not what killed them.

[1635] What killed them was just they had no immunity to all the diseases the Europeans came over here with.

[1636] And it killed 90 % of the Indians that lived here.

[1637] My God.

[1638] So you've got to imagine the people that lived in Mexico, the Mayans, had probably the same immune system, the same type of vulnerability.

[1639] And it probably killed all those people.

[1640] Yeah, you hear in a lot of the tribes that, like Papua New Guinea and Alaska.

[1641] of these different tribes that die off because the Westerners, the Americans, they're coming in and fucking bringing the plague, bringing the fucking Plaga.

[1642] Yep, exactly.

[1643] Straight up, killing them just off of just being around them.

[1644] 100%.

[1645] That was the first time.

[1646] They've left amongst themselves forever, right?

[1647] And they, you know, away from everybody else and they were fine.

[1648] And there's always been this wonder, it's always been a puzzle and a mystery, what killed off the Mayas?

[1649] Because they're not there anymore.

[1650] They disappeared.

[1651] And if you go down to Mexico, if you go to Chechnica, you will see some people that are the descendants of the Mayans.

[1652] And you could tell they're small people and they look like when the images and the hieroglyphs of the Mayans drew of them, they look very similar to them.

[1653] But there's something that happened and they don't know what it is.

[1654] There's a lot of speculation, but I am willing to gamble that it was probably disease brought in by the Europeans.

[1655] When I was listening to this book and they were talking about these, they were there.

[1656] These Europeans gave this description, these people with golden headdresses and they were adorned with gold and they had these incredible structures made out of stone.

[1657] So clearly they saw these people when they were there in their prime.

[1658] And I guarantee you these motherfuckers brought the diseases.

[1659] Haters.

[1660] Fucking haters.

[1661] That's what it comes down to those cocksucker motherfuckers, man. Well, they were all, they probably didn't even know what diseases were, right?

[1662] They didn't know they were carrying diseases.

[1663] They did.

[1664] They didn't know.

[1665] Yeah, that's all water, brother.

[1666] Take some.

[1667] Yeah.

[1668] Oh, I'm good.

[1669] You sure?

[1670] Mm -hmm.

[1671] Always like to pour first for you.

[1672] All right.

[1673] All right.

[1674] I'm good, though.

[1675] Thank you, though.

[1676] Appreciate that.

[1677] Of course.

[1678] Hospitality.

[1679] That's the chef in you.

[1680] Come on, man. I'll never let you pour your own drink.

[1681] Have you ever thought about opening a restaurant?

[1682] Yeah.

[1683] But it would be, I don't want to fucking do, like, some corny -ass shit.

[1684] I want to do something that's like, I don't know.

[1685] I can't really explain how I feel inside.

[1686] It has to be artistic.

[1687] Yes.

[1688] Yeah.

[1689] It has to be different.

[1690] It has to be probably just me cooking there whenever I want.

[1691] There's no menu.

[1692] It's just what I give you.

[1693] Yeah.

[1694] There's no set anything.

[1695] Right.

[1696] You might fucking, who knows?

[1697] Right.

[1698] You might see fucking Reggie Miller in there.

[1699] You know what I mean?

[1700] You never know.

[1701] There's something about that, right?

[1702] About a chef just cooking you whatever they want to.

[1703] It's just because.

[1704] It's exciting.

[1705] Yeah.

[1706] I love when that happens to me. That's like, man, that's like a, you're blessed.

[1707] That's like, it's a blessing.

[1708] Yes.

[1709] It's like you're getting this rare pair of sneakers or this rare fucking thing.

[1710] You know what I mean?

[1711] Like this object, this rare sculpture.

[1712] Well, there's a real connection, right?

[1713] There's like a real connection between you and the chef when that happens.

[1714] We ate at Red Ash recently.

[1715] This is a great Italian place that's in town.

[1716] We got all the comics together.

[1717] Like Tim Dillon was there and Fahima Anwar and Tony Hinchcliffe.

[1718] All these guys got together, Lex Friedman.

[1719] And we all sat down at this big table and the waiter came over and we're talking about ordering.

[1720] And then the waiter said, do you want me to just like have the chef just start bringing shit out?

[1721] I go, fuck yeah.

[1722] Just whatever, man. Let's just step back.

[1723] Just tell him.

[1724] Just makes us some delicious food.

[1725] They brought up all these steaks and these pasta dishes and squid ink pasta with scallops and clams and muscles and shrimp.

[1726] Like, motherfuckers were ready for that, right?

[1727] Keep it coming.

[1728] Keep it coming.

[1729] Some delicious ravioli.

[1730] that's why I can't ever go full carnivore I always cheat I love a fucking ravioli man I love stuffed pasta I love pasta period It's so That's been one of the hardest things To not eat every single day of my life You know But if you could just limit it to occasionally No I do I have and that's what's helped me Yeah a lot Yes And also try You know to fuck myself with different Soba noodles and shit like that Different healthy versions of that Or healthy versions of that healthier you know what is even it's not even healthy that pasta's fucking good for you fuck that well it's good for your soul there's something about a delicious meal and there's something to say for that yeah glass and wine delicious pasta meal makes you feel better about yourself but then like an hour later I'm always like oh god this brick in my stomach this glue this paste that's working its way through my intestines you just got to fucking hit the tread just got to hit the treadmill for a little bit just walk it off but my body's like hey fuck face that's not real food like what you eat what you eating because when i it's not a just you can't just have pasta as a meal you have to have meat you should yeah but when i eat healthy if i eat like just either fish or steak or wild game and vegetables i just feel way better i just feel way better whenever i eat like that if i eat like a nice salad some fresh vegetables and a thick steak a nice piece of elk with some like maybe some asparagus or something.

[1731] I just feel I don't feel like I did anything wrong nothing feels off I've been trying to dial it in with the food and for me I've been doing all kinds of different shit you know where I was just doing vegetarian just drinking juices for a little bit that's how this happened I took all this shit off by fucking with myself I was a science experiment with food with myself do you remember day one yeah what was day one day one was looking at that fucking that scale and seeing it And right then I had a green juice.

[1732] Celery, kale, apple, lemon, ginger.

[1733] And that was my dinner.

[1734] And then the next day, I walked.

[1735] And then the next day, I walked.

[1736] I walked around the track like twice, and my fucking lower back was hurting me like a fat piece of garbage.

[1737] Straight up my hips were hurting me. I'm sure.

[1738] I took the dog for a walk.

[1739] I was fucking like, y 'all, I can't do two laps.

[1740] I'm like, that's enough for today.

[1741] But that was the start.

[1742] What if I put 180 pounds on my back?

[1743] Oh, gosh.

[1744] Look if I put Jamie.

[1745] If I put Jamie in a fireman's carry and walked around a track, that is literally what you were doing.

[1746] Yeah, man, I've tried to lift.

[1747] You know, every time I do certain movements, I put the 130 on my 135 on my back and just walk with it and just, I walk over the fucking bridge with the 100 pound medicine ball.

[1748] Williamsburg Bridge.

[1749] just to make sure that's what I was fucking carrying around and see how hard this is it's ridiculous dude I have a weight vest that I put on it's only like 25 pounds and I do exercise with I have another one that's 40 but even just the 25 pound It's unbelievable When I do pushups is really hard Chin ups are really fucking hard I'm like wow imagine This is only 25 pounds Like if someone says I'm 25 pounds overweight you're like Ah you could lose that No big deal It's just great I love it I love when people lose weight man I love when people get healthy My fucking mind is actually fucked I can't even believe that I had that much to fucking lose It's like it's not even like real To be honest with you It's crazy It's amazing It kind of feels weird Well we're gonna talk a year from now Yeah When you look like Camille Nanjiani I'm gonna be fucking etched Bro he's he inspired me I gotta have a call with him He looks good I gotta talk to his chemist He's not gonna be honest with you No he won't be right right I don't think so I mean I don't think he's being honest I don't well I wouldn't say honest I just don't think he's being public with it I bet people who know him know, he's a good guy.

[1750] He's not a bad person.

[1751] He's just a guy that...

[1752] But that's shocking.

[1753] I fuck with that.

[1754] I like it.

[1755] He became something that he didn't used to be before, and apparently he gets hated on a lot because of it for no reason.

[1756] It's not necessary.

[1757] It's because he looks hot.

[1758] Yes, he does look hot.

[1759] I think he needs to work on those legs, though.

[1760] Legs is a problem.

[1761] Yeah, I don't understand.

[1762] Like, how much time are you missing?

[1763] But have you...

[1764] I mean, listen, I've seen, like, I don't know where he's from, but I've seen that dude Jinder Mahal from fucking W .W .E. I don't know what that is.

[1765] He's a fucking, I think he's from Bombay.

[1766] Yeah.

[1767] And he has very small legs also.

[1768] I don't know if it's a thing.

[1769] Well, look at John Jones.

[1770] One of the greatest fighters of all time.

[1771] He's got calves that look like my forearms.

[1772] But you see his brothers?

[1773] Oh my God, super athletes.

[1774] But I've never seen their calves.

[1775] I think he's the only one with those calves.

[1776] And he's, like, I think he's getting bigger, though.

[1777] He's up to 250 now.

[1778] I fucking see pictures of him.

[1779] You're banking that fucking weight around.

[1780] He looks a fucking animal.

[1781] He's dedicated.

[1782] You know, John is not to be fucked with.

[1783] And John's going to move up to that heavyweight division, and he's going to be prepared.

[1784] He's going to be a real heavyweight.

[1785] Are they going to give him someone first, or is you going to get the title shot right away?

[1786] It 100 depends.

[1787] It's going to be a buildup.

[1788] It has to be a buildup, right?

[1789] No, it doesn't have to be a buildup.

[1790] The move is...

[1791] Superfight right now.

[1792] Right now.

[1793] That's the move.

[1794] That's the big money move.

[1795] Because, first of all, Francis Ingano is poised to be the biggest thing in sports.

[1796] Not just in an MMA, in all of sports, because he's a real -life superhero story.

[1797] That guy was working in a sand mine, a sand mine in Cameroon when he was 11 years old.

[1798] He was a little kid, and he was digging sand out.

[1799] Do you know what kind of muscles you develop doing that?

[1800] Plus, he's a genetic specimen, a hyper -elite genetic specimen.

[1801] Then the guy's -intellectual.

[1802] And the hardship he went through.

[1803] You know, the guy speaks three languages.

[1804] It's unreal.

[1805] And the hardship he went through describing, he, on my podcast, I don't have you heard it, but he was, when he was talking about the, the harrowing journey of getting out of Africa and getting into Europe took 14 months, and then multiple times, more than seven times they arrested him and sent him back to the fucking desert.

[1806] So he's in the middle of the fucking Sahara Desert, where you could easily die, and he managed to get back again to Morocco and try it again, and they sent him back again.

[1807] They sent him back seven times.

[1808] dude he's he's something special and then you have the fact that he had one fight with stepe and it didn't work out well he gassed out he thought he was just going to blow him out of the water but stepe had a great game plan figured him out stepe's chin was unbelievable amazing a bunch of those shots would have dropped any other men most men like frances hit him with some shit yeah yeah hit him with some shit and you know and then but he was really young in the game Francis was very, very green.

[1809] He'd only been doing MMA training for like six years.

[1810] Yeah, he was just trying to fucking pounce him.

[1811] Yeah, he just was trying to throw haymakers.

[1812] But then he got to where he is now, where he's like, he's calm and technical and precise.

[1813] That team that he's got now, that team at Extreme Couture.

[1814] Camaro also in the corner, right?

[1815] Yes, that was huge.

[1816] Tell him to calm down, stay calm, stay calm, stay calm.

[1817] I love Usman.

[1818] I think he's a fucking great fighter, man. A lot of people hate on him, yeah.

[1819] I love Mazvita also.

[1820] But yeah, they hate on him because he's great.

[1821] Yeah, that's why they hate on him.

[1822] They hate on him because he's special.

[1823] I love a lot of fighters, man. I love it all.

[1824] I love it all, too.

[1825] I really, I'm just a genuine fan.

[1826] That is the main sport that I follow at this point of my life.

[1827] For the past five years, I'd say.

[1828] You coming to Florida this weekend or what?

[1829] I'm going to fucking try my hardest, man. I'm going to try my hardest.

[1830] I have to get.

[1831] To talk to one, I have to talk to my boss.

[1832] Oh, yeah, I get it.

[1833] I get it.

[1834] Well, if you want to bring her, too.

[1835] Nah, she won't come.

[1836] No?

[1837] It's going to be a full arena, too.

[1838] I know.

[1839] That's crazy.

[1840] They've never done that in a year.

[1841] They haven't done that since last March.

[1842] So it's going to be a year and a month since there's been a full arena.

[1843] And, of course, it's in Florida, because Florida is out of fucks.

[1844] They gave all the fucks away last May. In Jacksonville, you know, like, honestly, I don't know, man. What the fuck am I going to do there?

[1845] What are you going to do?

[1846] You're going to watch the fights.

[1847] After that, what about your thing?

[1848] Just get out of it.

[1849] Get to the airport.

[1850] I have to fly into the arena and just fucking drop me at the seat.

[1851] Do you remember that time that dude, that fan man, he had like a parachute and a fan dropped in on Holyfield versus.

[1852] Was it Holyfield bow?

[1853] Yeah, bro.

[1854] Was it a Riddick bow in Holyfield?

[1855] I think it was bow right into the fucking ring.

[1856] That was crazy.

[1857] That's crazy that happened, right?

[1858] Yeah, it was crazy because it was outdoors.

[1859] I think they did it outside at Caesar's Palace in Vegas.

[1860] Yes, yes, yes.

[1861] Remember they used to have a lot of those fights outdoors.

[1862] My favorite.

[1863] Yeah, those are great.

[1864] I love those outdoor fights.

[1865] Those outdoor fights were wild because sometimes it was hot as fuck out there, too.

[1866] A lot of Julio Cesar Chavez fights out there.

[1867] Yeah, man. Do you know Julio Cesar Chavez Jr. is fighting Anderson Silva?

[1868] I saw that.

[1869] Isn't that crazy?

[1870] I did see that.

[1871] I don't know.

[1872] I mean, Anderson Silver is definitely good with his hands, but his jaw is gone.

[1873] Yeah.

[1874] His jaw is gone.

[1875] You tap that shit and he's fucking going down.

[1876] He's the most elite dude.

[1877] but it's done he was he was you're at time wins exactly and in this sport your jaw doesn't last no and once you look old you look old it's no going back you can't come back from those knockouts just can't no once you start getting cracked right it seems to be has there been anybody no not really you know it's it happened to chuck Lidale that he's he fucking looks bad yeah and when when those guys when their ability to take a punch goes away.

[1878] It's not much they can do because the sport kind of requires you to eventually get hit.

[1879] Like I was watching some Shogun highlight today that they fucking put up and it was Shogun knocking Liddell out.

[1880] Mm -hmm.

[1881] I look bad after that.

[1882] Well, he got knocked out by Rampage.

[1883] Yeah, that was bad, too.

[1884] He got knocked out by Rashad.

[1885] Roshad knocked him out with one punch.

[1886] He got knocked out by a lot of people and he got knocked up by Rich Franklin and he got, after a while, man. The body...

[1887] A lot of KOs.

[1888] But in his day, man, Chuck was the fiercest motherfucker ever because he would he didn't give a shit if you punched him he didn't he literally didn't give a fuck he waded through the fire just to get to you he had such confidence in his chin and his power that he just waded through bombs just to get to you and just to touch that chin and boom he was once he got guys he'd be like what the fuck he had ultimate confidence in his his ability to destroy people and the way he did it was so ferocious like he made the sport because hundred percent I was just going to say he's like the logo almost.

[1889] He's the logo of this.

[1890] When he rose to the top in the early 2000s, when he was the fucking ice man, that was just when everybody was starting to tune into the sport.

[1891] That was just when Forrest Griffin and Stefan Bonner had that crazy main event on the Ultimate Fighter.

[1892] I was watching that in the kitchen when I was working in Forest Hills, Queens, in the fucking kitchen on Spike on the TV this small.

[1893] Wow.

[1894] I watched that whole shit.

[1895] That made the sport.

[1896] That fight, that fight made the sport And then Chuck Liddell really made the sport Because those guys were good But with Chuck Lidell Those guys fought a crazy battle And it was basically a draw It was basically a draw I mean one guy won it But let's be honest It was basically a draw And they gave contracts to both guys Because of that Yeah, but But Chuck was murking motherfuckers Just murking people And good guys too Guys like Babeloo, Tito Ortiz It didn't matter who the fuck you were And that era when Chuck was in his prime he was just a destroyer but you can't that doesn't last you can only be that guy like Anderson was that guy for many years but you can only be that guy for a certain number of years and then the wheels fall off and that's just the sport that's just that's the game they play it's a crazy game and everyone that steps in the fucking into the cage is a fucking man you know they're animals or a woman woman what I'm saying you know you know what I mean that woman who's fighting this weekend Jean Wei Lee I was just gonna say it she's my I love Zhang Wei Lee That fight with Yohanna was unfucked That's like one of the best It's one of the best I watched it today On the best fights of all time Yonah had a football Grown out of her forehead Just Rachman shit It was crazy than Hasim Rahman It was crazier than him Because it's on a girl It's crazy to see a little girl Like Yonah And I know That's nuts Yeah That fight was nuts And she It could have gotten either way too Oh yeah It really could have Yeah it could have gone either way That either easily I've come to that conclusion.

[1897] And I really, I like both of them.

[1898] I watched it again two days ago.

[1899] Yeah, it was amazing.

[1900] Tremendous.

[1901] Yeah.

[1902] I watched fights like that in the gym.

[1903] Just crazy wars.

[1904] When I'm feeling tired, just watch that show.

[1905] Like, for cardio, there's nothing better.

[1906] That in the John Wick scene, he kills everybody in the bathhouse.

[1907] You see how fucking John Wick passed me. I don't have, I'm not like a John Wick guy.

[1908] I got to see these things.

[1909] Is it good?

[1910] Oh, my God.

[1911] You want to get pumped up when, listen.

[1912] I miss the boring.

[1913] Identity shit.

[1914] Born identity is great.

[1915] Born identity is great.

[1916] What did I like?

[1917] John Wick is the next, next level.

[1918] The John Witt.

[1919] Blade's great.

[1920] Yeah, I fuck with Blade 1.

[1921] Blade 1.

[1922] Blade 2 and 3, they get a little sloppy.

[1923] But Blade 1 is the shit.

[1924] Wesley Snipes was awesome.

[1925] It's my guy.

[1926] I don't know why they never brought him back as Blade.

[1927] When Marvel Comics are doing all these different movies, right?

[1928] They're doing Dr. Strange.

[1929] They're doing those.

[1930] I put it on Twitter.

[1931] I put it on Twitter a while back that they need to have Wesley Snipes come back as Blade I'm like, come on, let's go It's like a fucking layup in my opinion In my opinion, that's a layup Just give him a chance to get in Like, I don't know what kind of shape he's in right now But just give him a chance to get jacked again Come on that Kamalianjiani shit We know a guy Listen Let's go You see the coming to America with shit The second one?

[1932] I didn't see it I heard it wasn't as good as the first one Wasn't happy No I didn't see it The barbershop scenes were funny.

[1933] Yeah, well, listen.

[1934] Eddie Murphy's still Eddie Murphy.

[1935] It's tremendous.

[1936] And Arsenio Hall still Arsenio Hall.

[1937] Arsenio killed it.

[1938] It's a funny guy, man. I love Arsenio.

[1939] But Blade, they could bring back Blade.

[1940] They need to bring back Blade.

[1941] Give them another chance, folks.

[1942] Come on Hollywood.

[1943] I think it would be a smash.

[1944] Yes.

[1945] In this climate?

[1946] Yeah.

[1947] Bring them to 2021.

[1948] They're talking about it.

[1949] Like all the movies.

[1950] Like, they literally drop movies in the house.

[1951] But was somebody else playing.

[1952] Ah, come on.

[1953] Movies get dropped right to the house That would fucking be massive You just fucking buy Blade right there Wait a minute I'll give you a suggestion Other than Wesley Snipes I think it should be Wesley Snipes That's choice number one Michael Jai White Okay Michael Jai White can pull out blade He's good at karate right He's fucking real good Real legit What is this I forgot I forgot I'm gonna Mahashara Ali Yeah What does it say Kevin Fage Is that you say Present Kevin announce that what does it say it's blocked by a ad thing there oh these motherfuckers yeah he's amazing this is okay I'm okay with this he's amazing this dude would be rebooted oh shit he looks like a young Wesley right here they haven't announced a day for a movie can you give me another picture of Kevin that looks like a young Nino Brown right there what was he in a lot of things he won like Oscar recently oh I know that dude he's fucking great Exactly I'm fine with that If they don't have Wesley now Oh fuck yeah He's gonna be Blade That's gonna be sick Oh okay All right I'm in Either way I think you should get Wesley a child Wesley should be in it The thing is As the father figure or something Blade doesn't age Right Isn't that the whole thing Because he's a day walker He's like part vampire Like other people get old He doesn't get old Isn't that part of the deal They keep pumping him up With that vampire blood Oh, it was a Marvel movie.

[1954] I just knew it was Wesley Snipes and that shit and I had to see it.

[1955] I was a fan of the comic book back when I was a kid.

[1956] It was one of my favorite comic books.

[1957] I didn't even know.

[1958] And the comic book, he had knives that were made out of teak.

[1959] They were made out of wood.

[1960] He would stab these fucking vampires with wood knives.

[1961] That fucking movie was great, though, man. That opening scene, that's one of the greatest opening scenes of any fucking movie ever.

[1962] When Tracy Lords picks up that dorky surfer kid, that dorky.

[1963] California kid.

[1964] He's like, oh, cool.

[1965] And she takes him to this fucking vampire blood bath, and the blood starts spraying out of the scene.

[1966] He thinks he's at a disco and he's going to get some pussy, right?

[1967] He's with Tracy Lord's who's like one of the hottest port stars of all time, right?

[1968] And so all sudden they're at this place and everyone's dancing and shit, people start pushing him around.

[1969] It's like, what the fuck?

[1970] What's going on?

[1971] And then some blood hits his face.

[1972] He's like, what is this?

[1973] And he looks up and the sprinkler system is spraying blood, and then the fangs come out and they're all dancing.

[1974] You're like, what is this movie and then they're all freaking out because then blade shows up like oh shit it's the day walker bro that's one of the greatest opening scenes of any movie ever and wesley snipes was perfect in that role perfect you ever see belly i did see belly that's a good opening scene and belly too that's a good opening scene too yeah it's not fucking it's not fucking with that one no that's a the problem is what they made blade after uh wesley snipes tried to get a black panther film made in the 90s.

[1975] Oh.

[1976] Did not get that.

[1977] They're talking about recasting that.

[1978] Like some people say that you should never recast it.

[1979] And some people say that you should recast it.

[1980] Like, I don't know why they wouldn't recast it.

[1981] I don't think it's, I don't think you should just let that role die.

[1982] Because that movie was a good movie.

[1983] Like, Black Panther was a fun comic book movie.

[1984] And for black people was the first movie where you had a black superstar, a black superhero, a all black cast and in a black universe like literally a whole universe and and i know that chadwick died and everybody's at an homage to him they don't want out of you know respect to him they don't want it to be recast but i think i think you wait some time and then you reboot it you find someone who's going to do it justice that's what i think yeah i think it's a great movie man it's a premise.

[1985] It was a fun movie.

[1986] Yeah, of course it was.

[1987] It was beautiful.

[1988] They've reboot Spider -Man like a hundred times.

[1989] Well, I was going to say, I never thought that there should be another Batman than Michael Keaton.

[1990] And then, here we go.

[1991] Fucking Christian Bell, I end up liking him a lot.

[1992] How about the Hulk?

[1993] How many Hulk's have they had?

[1994] I only thought there was one.

[1995] No, I only thought Farragno.

[1996] I only thought Lou was it.

[1997] I didn't know there was more than one Hulk.

[1998] Well, they had Edward Norton.

[1999] Before that, they had Eric Banner, right?

[2000] And then they Yeah, that's right.

[2001] Was he the first one?

[2002] Was Eric Banner the first one?

[2003] No, I think it was Lou Ferigno.

[2004] Oh, yeah, for TV, yeah.

[2005] Lou Friigno was the first one for TV.

[2006] That's the only one I know.

[2007] But when the Hulk went to CGI, the first guy, I think, was Eric.

[2008] Why did they give him the call?

[2009] Why didn't they give Lou the call?

[2010] I want to know that.

[2011] Because Lou was the Hulk.

[2012] He was never Bruce Banner.

[2013] Oh, he couldn't be the normal guy.

[2014] Right, he wasn't the normal guy.

[2015] Gotcha.

[2016] Yeah, the normal guy was not jacked.

[2017] Lou is like Imagine Lou He's still jacked You just took the green off of him And he was just the normal guy Dude I met Lou in the early 2000s He was still ripped Of course he's ripped He's a big fella So that was like When I met him It was almost 20 years ago And he was still jacked What does Lou Fregno look like today I bet he's still jacked He probably doesn't have the mass But he's still ripped Probably not close But it's probably still massive Probably big fucking guy Massive.

[2018] Well, he's always going to be big.

[2019] He's fucking like 6 '5, right?

[2020] Yeah, but he's, I think he's still jacked.

[2021] Yeah, he's definitely was stacked up.

[2022] Yeah.

[2023] Oh, that's not.

[2024] Is this a show?

[2025] It's not him today, but this is the most recent photo on his own.

[2026] That's not now.

[2027] What year is that?

[2028] Three hours ago, it's his, but no. That's 93.

[2029] Oh, there he is right there.

[2030] There's a picture in the middle.

[2031] Go to that video.

[2032] He looks like Jeff Garland.

[2033] What does it say?

[2034] He looks like Nick Sabin and Jeff Garland mixed.

[2035] Imagine Lou Phrygno plays his brother on Kirby's enthusiasm.

[2036] Yeah, that's incredible.

[2037] What is he saying here?

[2038] That's a happy health day, world health day.

[2039] What are you doing?

[2040] You're in the bottom.

[2041] He has some traps.

[2042] I see the traps.

[2043] It gives you a happy feeling about yourself and knowing that you're connected with yourself.

[2044] But if you're thinking about other people's problems, how bad you feel about yourself.

[2045] But the important thing about being happy, the most important thing is about taking action for yourself.

[2046] Only you can take action.

[2047] People can pat you on the back.

[2048] You can talk all day long.

[2049] How great you are.

[2050] How great there's negative environment affecting you.

[2051] But the problem is, it's you.

[2052] Think about your health.

[2053] We're here for a short time.

[2054] I mean, money's secondary.

[2055] Monetary thing.

[2056] Everything is secondary.

[2057] But the important thing that you feel good about yourself.

[2058] Be happy.

[2059] Hey, hold on a second.

[2060] How old is he?

[2061] He looks pretty fucking good.

[2062] Man, that just touched me right there.

[2063] You see, I told you that shit.

[2064] It could be any at a moment so fucking Lou Ferrigna just touched me I have to look inside myself again how old is he he's 69 years old bro 6 5 315 from Brooklyn go back to his Instagram again please that's amazing that he's 69 years old he looks that good can see if you can get a video where it shows his face looks fucking tremendous right I mean that guy is that guy's 16 years older than me now go down and let's see If there's some video of him.

[2065] Yeah, look at that right there.

[2066] Yeah, he's ripped.

[2067] Look at that picture in the right -hand corner.

[2068] He still has some jackage.

[2069] Look at that.

[2070] He got his COVID shot.

[2071] He's jacked.

[2072] Look at him.

[2073] Frick no fit.

[2074] Fucking get on the package.

[2075] Fucking two months.

[2076] Oh, look, he's got a sword.

[2077] What's that?

[2078] That's not him.

[2079] What is that?

[2080] Who the hell is that?

[2081] That's him.

[2082] Bro, that's him.

[2083] Oh, shit.

[2084] What movie's that from?

[2085] Is that not like Conan or something?

[2086] Was that a Conan movie where he fought Conan?

[2087] Or like piled around with Conan or something?

[2088] It doesn't say.

[2089] God, we're trying to remember.

[2090] I think that's from one of the Conan movies.

[2091] Imagine you replace Arnold Schwarzenegger's career with Lou Ferrignail.

[2092] Well, like everything.

[2093] The thing about Lou is that he's deaf.

[2094] So he's got that you can tell in his speech that he doesn't hear himself.

[2095] Like he knows how to talk well, but you can tell there's a certain, there's something missing in the way.

[2096] Well, just the look, he's just so Brooklyn.

[2097] Right, like Arnold Schwarzenegger from Austria.

[2098] Arnold Schwarzenegger has that look.

[2099] He just looks like he's...

[2100] Hard European.

[2101] Yeah, like he's of...

[2102] There's no time period he could be from, right?

[2103] He can't fucking luthering, though.

[2104] Looks like he's from Brooklyn.

[2105] He can't fucking get away from it.

[2106] He just looks like an entire guy from him there.

[2107] I'm fucking losing my mind.

[2108] But still, it's so big.

[2109] Is that a camera check?

[2110] It's just the angle, really.

[2111] He was a Hercules.

[2112] Yeah, but that trick wouldn't work on me. Like, if he did that with me, I'm not going to look that big.

[2113] No, he looks fucking enormous.

[2114] But, oh, that's not real.

[2115] That's not real.

[2116] But you know who is the best Conan, though?

[2117] It wasn't him.

[2118] It wasn't Arnold.

[2119] It was Jason Mamoa.

[2120] Jason Mamo is the best.

[2121] He was the best Conan.

[2122] It was the most realistic to the movie or to the books, the Robert E. Howard books.

[2123] but the movie was dog shit Is he Samoan or Maori I do not know his ancestry I don't know I think he I thought he's from New Zealand right I think he's Hawaiian He's a wine Yeah I'm pretty sure he's in Hawaiian Shit Yeah but what is his His family ancestry I wonder He has a very He has an interesting look to him He's handsome as fuck He's huge gigantic Really, really friendly guy.

[2124] I met him at a Whole Foods.

[2125] He's like seven foot, right?

[2126] Father's Hawaiian and his father's German, Irish, Native American.

[2127] See if you could get Jason Mamoa in Conan.

[2128] The movie sucked, unfortunately, because it started off great, and I was all in.

[2129] I was like, fuck, yeah, because it was more realistic.

[2130] Because Conan, the original Conan, as painted by Frank Frasetta, and as written by Robert E. Howard, that.

[2131] See that on the left -hand side?

[2132] That was when he was Conan.

[2133] He was the best Conan ever, the most realistic Conan.

[2134] Like right there, take that picture that you got your crossroad over.

[2135] Look at that.

[2136] That's Conan, man. That is the fucking Conan of Robert E Howard, man. It was amazing.

[2137] But the movie was dog shit.

[2138] Go to the one with him on the horse.

[2139] Look at that shit, son.

[2140] He looks good.

[2141] Come on.

[2142] That's Conan.

[2143] They need to redo it.

[2144] They need to have someone write a good script.

[2145] Get someone who can really fuck.

[2146] Get Quentin Tarantino to write a goddamn Conan movie.

[2147] I said it Let's go Let's go Quentin Tarrantino Just give him a box Of coke Like a laundry basket Just one big box of it Send it to the house Just go in a box Open it Yeah just open this Sniff This fucking vault of coke And just let's go to war Give him one of those Great Adventure dollars Yeah And then give him all the Robert E Howard Books and just go Please just read this Robert E. Howard was a super depressed crazy guy who was like, I think, I believe he lived with his mom and just imagine that he was this warrior.

[2148] Imagine he was this barbarian just fucking and slaying his way and usurping thrones and taking over and becoming a king and slaying every man in front of him.

[2149] And he just described this completely unrealistic physical specimen of a man who had no fear and just destroyed wizards.

[2150] demons and just went to hell and back there are great books man and then the guy killed himself the guy wrote these books and i think he killed himself in his 30s i think he was pretty young when he did himself in i think he just was a like a guy who was a writer who was seeking escape through this fantasy that he had created this uh this character conan the barbarian that to this day resonates that's what all it is yeah man he died he lived on he lived on through those thoughts and those words dad for the art he's a true artist well whatever it was that tortured him also inspired him you know whatever pain that that guy went through that he was experiencing when he wrote those books i was in love with those books when i was a kid because i kind of i i was this real depressed and lost and i didn't have any friends and we moved a lot when i was a kid and so i was always reading books and comic books i had to like lose myself in fantasy because my reality was not that fun and i remember those conan books man they just resonated with me man they were so good i read them all cover to cover multiple times i have them to this day on my shelf and my my wall looking them i'm i pick them up every now and then and just go over them they're just shit like that too those books man to me they meant everything so when arnold swartzenegger became conan for the movies i was like this ain't really conan like this wasn't feeling it because you had such a fucking close connection to it that that wasn't the guy i was That wasn't the guy that they were fucking describing.

[2151] I was happy that they were doing.

[2152] I didn't even like the comic books.

[2153] The comic books were a little whack, too.

[2154] They were okay.

[2155] Some people drew them well.

[2156] Some people didn't.

[2157] But the books.

[2158] The books have yet to be recreated.

[2159] And I thought they were going to do it with Jason Mamoa.

[2160] When I saw him as Conan, I was like, that's the guy.

[2161] Because it's perfect.

[2162] He's giant, but not, he's not a bodybuilder.

[2163] He's a guy who swings a sword and kills people all the time.

[2164] You know, and there's just.

[2165] it's just that movie with conan was great I was happy that they were making Arnold Schwarzenegger who's a you know he became a superstar he's this big giant guy I was happy they were making a Conan movie but it didn't wasn't the same as the books it was more you know kind of like I want to say cheesy but it's kind of cheesy like more like poppy yeah it wasn't the books were dark you wanted to be real the books were he's splitting people skull down to their teeth That's why I like the raw Batman's.

[2166] Like, when it start getting fucking dark, started getting really good, like the Christopher Nolan Batman's.

[2167] Yeah.

[2168] It's a fucking sick movies.

[2169] Well, also, Christian Bale.

[2170] Yeah, he just kills.

[2171] He's awesome.

[2172] He's awesome at everything.

[2173] That guy, he's one of those dudes.

[2174] You know, there's a few of those guys out there.

[2175] Daniel Day.

[2176] Yep, Daniel Day.

[2177] He came in Daniel Day.

[2178] Right?

[2179] There's a few of those, Gary, what the fuck's his name?

[2180] Batman.

[2181] Not Batman, Dracula.

[2182] Oldman?

[2183] Gary Oldman.

[2184] Yeah, Gary Oldman.

[2185] Gary Oldman's another one of those guys.

[2186] True romance.

[2187] Oh my God.

[2188] Come on.

[2189] Come on, man. Fucking crazy.

[2190] People forget about that movie, right?

[2191] I love that movie.

[2192] James Gandalfini.

[2193] Rest in peace.

[2194] Oh, my God.

[2195] Yeah, I think they're redoing the fucking soprano movie.

[2196] I think that's with his kid.

[2197] With his son, right?

[2198] They're going to do a backdated when he was young?

[2199] I believe so.

[2200] It's going to be interesting.

[2201] I watched that.

[2202] I watched Supranos release two, three times a year.

[2203] How good was he?

[2204] Like all.

[2205] How good was Gandolfini?

[2206] It's unbelievable.

[2207] When he died, he was another one.

[2208] When he died, I was like, no. It's fucking hard.

[2209] It's hard to hear this shit, man. But when you hear that he was eating good, you know, he was in Rome, eating good, drunk, chilling.

[2210] Right?

[2211] Yeah, he was doing a lot of that.

[2212] But he died so young.

[2213] I know, man. It was like 55 or something like that.

[2214] Something like that.

[2215] That guy indulged.

[2216] But that was like in that character?

[2217] You saw that indulgence, right?

[2218] Like, that was real.

[2219] He really seemed like that guy.

[2220] Like, he seemed like a murderer who was also a good guy.

[2221] Who was, like, I mean, he was the perfect character for this anti -hero mob boss.

[2222] That was the first time there was a television show where the star, the head guy, the guy you loved, was a fucking murderer.

[2223] Yep.

[2224] Who murdered Christopher Maltosanti.

[2225] He murdered his friend.

[2226] To talk about Christopher Maltesanti I met Michael Imperioli And he came on to my show And he's not fucking Christopher Maltese, he's not Maltesanti He's an actor But he's just a fucking gentle, beautiful man He brought me a fucking Buddhist bell He brought me incense that I still have to this day In my little shrine in my studio Bro, I fucking loved him It wasn't Maltesanti I thought I was meeting Maltesanti No Yeah, look at that fucking guys Fucking show I mean, Pauley is Pauley Paulie's amazing He's definitely him He Tony, I've heard Tony Sirica He was 100 % He was like fucking real deal He plays in the East Street band How crazy is that?

[2227] You know, this is fucking next level shit They just fucking This is like Big Pussy That's an NFT right there I'll buy that Give me that shit That'll be my first one explain NFTs to me?

[2228] 45 people try to explain it to me. I said, fucking suck my dick.

[2229] What do you at him?

[2230] I have no idea what any of you are saying you.

[2231] What does it mean?

[2232] We need to get that beeple guy on.

[2233] That dude's made 69 million from an NFT.

[2234] And I'm fucking laughing.

[2235] I don't understand it.

[2236] Do you understand it?

[2237] I'd rather be simple, to be honest with you.

[2238] I'd rather be simple.

[2239] I'm happy being simple.

[2240] Someone was buying Jamie's tweets.

[2241] Yeah, I sold a couple tweets.

[2242] How much?

[2243] Excuse me. I would don't even see it.

[2244] It was a meme amount, but both of them for over like five grand.

[2245] But then someone took those.

[2246] I think it was the person who bought them from me to try to create some attention, but it was then there was a bid on it for a million dollars.

[2247] Come on.

[2248] What the fuck is going on?

[2249] What is that mean?

[2250] What does that mean?

[2251] I fucking lose my mind when I hear this.

[2252] It's like, what?

[2253] I have so many things that can.

[2254] could be this what do you want what do you want for me to take it what do they want but I have fucking 75 things that I have right here in the phone can you show me what this is what can I tell I think it's more evidence that the simulation is real we're in a simulation it's like it's like there's why does some people get it and I don't why don't I get it I don't think anybody gets it I think they fake it I think it's like quantum physics you know like Richard Feynman said if you think you understand quantum physics You don't understand quantum physics?

[2255] It's fucking ever changing.

[2256] It changes.

[2257] It's the weather.

[2258] You don't know what the fucking weather.

[2259] No. There's no predict.

[2260] How do they predict the weather when it's...

[2261] You know what's crazy to me?

[2262] Farmers' almanacs.

[2263] I love those things, but why?

[2264] How did those things work?

[2265] Did they...

[2266] How accurate?

[2267] The agriculture, this, the rainfall.

[2268] How accurate is that?

[2269] They would buy them.

[2270] How do they measure that?

[2271] Farmers would buy those things and they would adjust their crops based on the farmer's almanac.

[2272] that was predicting the weather for like a year.

[2273] Me, I know farmers, that they do it on the moon.

[2274] Moon cycling, farming.

[2275] Yeah?

[2276] It's a new thing.

[2277] Jamie, how the fuck do they do?

[2278] How does the farmer's almanac predict things?

[2279] I don't know.

[2280] In my head, I was trying to get a good question to see if, like, there would be a story about this.

[2281] Like, was there ever an impending storm that never came before?

[2282] that they got right.

[2283] And I was like, oh, shit.

[2284] And April, April 2nd, get the, get fucking ready.

[2285] I think 1984 I was in Hurricane Gloria on TWA Flight 495 coming in from West Palm Beach to JFK.

[2286] Was it shaky?

[2287] I don't remember I was a child, but apparently we were in the air for seven hours.

[2288] Whoa.

[2289] My grandfather threw my mother out because they got into an argument over bagels.

[2290] What is?

[2291] Fucking life.

[2292] Let's find out how accurate are farmers' almanacs.

[2293] Typing that in at the beginning.

[2294] What's that noise?

[2295] Oh.

[2296] I thought you pulled up a video.

[2297] That was the wind.

[2298] I thought it was...

[2299] Oh, my God.

[2300] It's hilarious.

[2301] For sure, I have a contact time.

[2302] It should be vaping.

[2303] That's so funny.

[2304] Most scientific analysis of the accuracy of...

[2305] A Farmer's Almanac forecast has shown 50 % accuracy.

[2306] Oh.

[2307] That's not bad.

[2308] I also see it's been traditionally as high as 80%.

[2309] You can flip the fuck.

[2310] See, so it all varies.

[2311] 80 %?

[2312] 80 I could do.

[2313] 80's amazing.

[2314] It's like a ball player.

[2315] A couple good years.

[2316] One down.

[2317] Right, right, right.

[2318] It all averages out.

[2319] I think that's what it's coming to and it's like an average thing.

[2320] But I wonder what it is.

[2321] Like, what are they, let's ask this.

[2322] How do farmers' almanacs predict?

[2323] Mediator blog here.

[2324] There's a claim that they're going to look into in this article.

[2325] Oh, this meat eater?

[2326] Yeah.

[2327] Okay.

[2328] A claim is that.

[2329] I'm going to say that it's.

[2330] They're able to make long range weather predictions regarding regional temperature and precipitation.

[2331] Huh.

[2332] And I guess.

[2333] But how?

[2334] Why?

[2335] Explain.

[2336] Would it be?

[2337] Roodoo.

[2338] Actual meteorologists don't agree with the pseudoscience of the almond.

[2339] acts.

[2340] Is it the umbrellas there with the satellite?

[2341] You know what I'm talking about, the one that's just floating?

[2342] The umbrellas?

[2343] The ones that are floating right there with the weather ball.

[2344] Oh, well, this wouldn't be that because they were doing this 100 years ago.

[2345] When it comes to those secret formulas that incorporate solar activity, weather experts will point out there's no scientific backing to those methods for those methods.

[2346] This shouldn't come as a surprise since that line of thinking is more than two centuries old two centuries hmm but the opposite of this is like that curb episode where the weather man always gets the weather wrong so he can go play golf and like the you know like the meteorologist is always saying it's going to rain it never rains like and they're never they're they're barely 50 % right or wrong meteorologists are that bad and the show they were but you want me to tell you what fucking works episode of curb oh i'll tell you what works the fucking booies in the ocean surf line fucking the surf report works somehow they're able to predict whether it's going to be three or four feet five to six at what time depending on the wind this current and the buoy so it's tangible there's things there that measure it this is bullshit that's bullshit because there's nothing there that's telling you why where are they putting it are they putting it into the fucking air and then that's how it's telling you I don't know what they're doing I have no idea well that's what I'm saying like based on how much rain they got the year before I mean maybe there's like a cycle that no rain I understand but I'm talking about the prediction of when it's gonna rain this telltale signs but things happened subtly imagine if you lived 200 years ago and no one knew what was coming You really didn't know But you knew Because there was fucking Telltale signs My grandfather told me When the tops of the trees Fucking do this It's gonna rain The top Hmm They could tell it by the back Of the leaves being Like silver color It was about the rain Oh Like a little dew No like This is an Ohio thing So I don't know what trees It was specifically It might be a specific tree But like The leaves would They'd start blowing You could see There would be like Almost white Or silvery on the back There's something exciting about life before satellites there was something exciting about it you know you really didn't know what was coming bro i remember when they put one on my block they put one on my block for the cable you drove like five blocks and it was like this caged in thing it was a satellite and we always thought it was like a ride like yo let's go ride that thing and then later on it ended up being like this fucking cable thing that they put in for the neighborhood yeah one of those giant satellite dishes there was a dude that i knew that had one in his yard and i oh god where was this guy this is such a blurry memory it might be bullshit i'm pretty sure it's real though i'm pretty sure i knew a guy who had i think i was in high school no it was after high school anyway this guy had a fucking satellite dish in his yard and he would have to turn it it would have to adjust it to try to hit a certain place in order to get a signal but he can get television shows and like weird things this is like the early day it was huge I mean the thing was like almost as big as this room they had it in Brooklyn they had it at my cousin's house in Brooklyn and they would get all kinds of foreign fucking yeah weird shit they would get the news from back home in Yugoslavia whoa yeah exactly that's what it was some crazy shit and no remember that they were big ass satellite you had to have a backyard because you have fucking have some big ass you can't put it on the side of any house of no no no you had I remember back when direct TV came along you could get a chip and the chip would give you all the pay -per -view on direct TV all the time I had that shit back in the day it was a black box yes my man's father worked for Pepsi I don't know how he got the black box but he had the connection to the cable company throwing $50 they hook it up you get all the porno you get all the pay -per -views so we were watching UFC back in the day we were watching all the WWF pay -per -views yeah we were I wasn't we weren't we weren't I was watching mad porno shit you know like you used to have to go back and forth through the channels and find a tit you know find them pumping a little bit and you get hard you'd have to go it was crazy and And then one day you just fucking, you could press it and order it, and I ordered the fucking porno at the house, and they found out.

[2347] And it was like, it was a big deal.

[2348] Because they were, they didn't understand.

[2349] I was like, what the fuck is going on?

[2350] It used to be back in the day that the biggest producers, the biggest distributors of porn was hotels, that like Marriott and those kind of hotels, the Hilton, but they were the biggest distributors.

[2351] Yeah.

[2352] Yeah, because if you're a guy and you're on a business trip and no one's around, you're like, finally.

[2353] Yeah, there's two things that you know, bro.

[2354] There's two fucking things you know when you're in the hotel.

[2355] Mario fucking Lopez when it comes on the TV.

[2356] You turn the fucking TV on is Mario Lopez.

[2357] And porno, the adult zone.

[2358] Yes.

[2359] And like Wolverine.

[2360] Yeah.

[2361] That's it.

[2362] ESPN, maybe.

[2363] I think that for a while.

[2364] I don't know if that's true now because now I think the Internet is.

[2365] the biggest distributor of porn but I think for the longest time it was hotels I think it was like the Marriott But there was something There's something about buying it On the bigger screen Just sitting there watching the whole thing Yeah but you couldn't pause or rewind it Exactly well you have to sit through it Just deal with it You have to find the right spots Jerk off exactly You have to old school Old school shit Yeah Like you just have to fucking No you have to go back to your route sometimes On your knees In the bathroom With a hustler magazine Now these kids, they don't know These fucking kids are jerking off to their phones It's fucking weird It's weird Then they're touching the phone making the call Fucking having pizza with the fucking phone Animals That's animalistic That's fucking that's the virus That's what that shit is right there That's where it can't Honestly I've touched so many hands Right I don't know It's like How many dudes sperm do you think you had on your hands I just fucking sperm Who knows this someone fucking wiped their ass and then handed me their hand.

[2366] 100%.

[2367] Woman might have fucking went in there and fucking did that thing, you know?

[2368] Yeah.

[2369] Who knows what motherfuckers do?

[2370] And that's disgusting.

[2371] And that's disgusting.

[2372] Then I saw someone started wearing the Mizzuno glove, the baseball glove.

[2373] So when you give just a pound with the Mizzuno on it protects you.

[2374] That was Dice Clay's move.

[2375] Dice Clay's to wear weightlifting glove.

[2376] He just wear the glove, bro.

[2377] That was his thing.

[2378] He wore the weightlifting gloves.

[2379] I fuck with just the dapp.

[2380] Unless it's love, you hug, and you don't need to tell.

[2381] You're just dapping.

[2382] Yeah, I understand what you're saying.

[2383] Yeah, you've got to be careful.

[2384] Can't be too careful.

[2385] I'm not too much.

[2386] Definitely not too careful.

[2387] I get caught out there.

[2388] Well, one of the things that Fauci said when this is all the thing was going on was that we're never going to shake hands again.

[2389] I was like, bitch, what are you talking about?

[2390] It's ridiculous.

[2391] I'm going to shake hands.

[2392] It's bizarre.

[2393] Is there a vaccine coming?

[2394] Yeah, okay.

[2395] Well, if everybody gets a vaccinated and it works, you tell me no more shaking hands?

[2396] Like, just say that.

[2397] I don't even.

[2398] No more shaking hands?

[2399] What about hugging?

[2400] Can we hug?

[2401] No more hugging?

[2402] What do you want to turn us into?

[2403] I think most people aren't even tuned into him.

[2404] Like, there's only a certain generation who even know who that fool is.

[2405] Straight up.

[2406] Kids don't know who that is.

[2407] Kids don't know who that is.

[2408] I think a lot of people know he is.

[2409] They do, but kids don't even fucking, they don't, doesn't correlate.

[2410] Yeah.

[2411] There's no such thing as not touching hands.

[2412] Well, it's just, it's not going to work.

[2413] People are still fucking.

[2414] They're going to fuck.

[2415] You have to fuck.

[2416] It's bizarre.

[2417] There's people wear masks when you fuck.

[2418] Bro, I can't fucking, I can't even go to the store with the mask and breathe.

[2419] You can tell me I'm going to fucking breathe hard and have to wear the mask?

[2420] Right.

[2421] That's, if you might as well put the belt on me also and fucking strap me up while I'm fucking.

[2422] We have a, do we have it in the other room?

[2423] The headgear, the spaceship, the helmet?

[2424] Yeah.

[2425] Reggie Watts is apparently going to wear that shit on the plane Unless he's been vaccinated What is it?

[2426] It's like a spaceship thing you turn it on It's a fan and a hepa filter It's like Oh no My God And it keeps the fan keeps it from fogging up in there And you wear it And nothing gets in Nothing Everything gets filtered What the fuck is going on in this life I think it's going to make us Very very appreciative When this is all over I'm appreciative right now I was appreciative before but not as I'm more as now yeah no me too more of for sure more definitely yeah in every way it's almost like I found fucking him or her you know like I found them like I've been taken by something yeah like some spirit has entered me I feel regenerated and renewed you know well you are renewed when you think about what you've done to your body you have a new lease on life you're a different human what do you mean 100 % you've had i'm taking those steps listen man we worked out hard today you kept up every step of the way of course we made a real workout today that was real legit and you're you have a new lease on life you have a a very fucking vigorous body now like it's different you're a different person i'm a weapon you're a fucking weapon yeah we threw some kicks today oh yeah that's right I forgot about that You are a weapon That was all right Honestly working on the left It was comical because it was so bad But then when I went back to the right It felt really strong You were right about that But I have to work on that Because I can't be comically on the left Yeah well you could do it You just need a coach They'll show you how to do it You're a quick study It's just there's a thing that I read about this And it seems to apply to reality That when you have a strong side Like if you have a dominant side if you work on your other side, it actually helps your dominant side.

[2427] And some of the best fighters can switch hit.

[2428] Like one of the greatest of all time, rest in peace, Marvin Hagler, was one of the greatest switch hitters of all time.

[2429] Because he could fight Southpaw or Orthodox just as effective.

[2430] He was so good.

[2431] And Terrence Crawford, one of the best alive today.

[2432] Same thing can fight off one side or the other.

[2433] And many, many mixed martial arts fighters can do that.

[2434] So many fighters, because that's in the traditional martial arts, you're taught, especially the karate guys, you're taught to be able to fight from bowl stents.

[2435] Like Stephen Thompson, he fights just as good, orthodox, as he does South Paul.

[2436] Yeah, wonderful is sick.

[2437] He's coming in soon.

[2438] Yeah?

[2439] I'm excited to have him in here.

[2440] That guy's too nice.

[2441] He's so nice.

[2442] He doesn't even see him in a savage.

[2443] Yeah, he's a savage in there.

[2444] 57 and no is a kickboxer before he ever got into MMA.

[2445] That's crazy.

[2446] Bro, he was lighting people on fire.

[2447] I mean, that man is fucking, he's something else.

[2448] He's like one of those characters.

[2449] the fucking nice fucking killer yeah and you know people don't realize like you're seeing wonder boy now at 36 37 years old like he was in his prime more than a decade ago you know that's when he was at his best it's it's incredible how much longevity that guy has and how good he is you know he's a he's a fucking killer yeah some guys just last longer they're just built differently you know it's also the style yeah like he's very difficult to hit why is why is you well Romero so fucking like it's unbelievable was he literally a fucking experiment I think he was an experiment a Cuban experiment this is why with the Russians did you hear this story I've heard it this is the story that Dana White told me he said they he got injured in a fight they sent him to a doctor the doctor called him up he goes where'd you get this guy he goes he's a fucking specimen right he go no no no you don't understand like I've never seen a person like him he goes I've been doing medicine for more than 50 years he goes this guy's tendons in his eyes are three times larger than a normal person's.

[2450] He's like his whole body.

[2451] It's like he's built different than a normal person.

[2452] He's like a perfect specimen.

[2453] He might be derived from the stars.

[2454] He's the descendant of the stars, man. I believe it.

[2455] I believe he's one of these people, man. The Cuban athletics program.

[2456] It could have been that too.

[2457] I think more likely that.

[2458] Because if you think about like what, you know, how much emphasis they put on sport.

[2459] In Cuba, and he was...

[2460] It was a big deal.

[2461] He was one of the best wrestlers to ever compete in MMA, ever.

[2462] When he came over from wrestling to MMA, people were like, holy shit.

[2463] Because they knew, like, what a fucking athlete this guy is.

[2464] And the crazy thing is, he hasn't lost a step.

[2465] He's in his 40s.

[2466] It's unreal.

[2467] And he's shredded.

[2468] Like Anderson's, a perfect example.

[2469] Anderson got into his 40s, you started to see it.

[2470] Low round.

[2471] He looked different.

[2472] He looked different.

[2473] Yowell doesn't even look a little different.

[2474] He's still shredded.

[2475] Anderson was never really ripped, right?

[2476] He was more like a rounded type of guy.

[2477] Well, he was pretty lean back in the day.

[2478] You know, but he was never like, he never had big muscles.

[2479] He was long.

[2480] Yeah, he was longer.

[2481] He was 185 pounds.

[2482] He was like 6 -2, 6 .3.

[2483] But, you know, lethal, lethally accurate.

[2484] So good.

[2485] I had the honor to see his fights when he was in his prime.

[2486] And I was a fan of his before he ever got to the UFC.

[2487] And I remember it was one of those fights when he fought Chris Lieben, his first fight in the UFC.

[2488] I remember that.

[2489] I remember one of my friends was a gambler, and I would always give him advice, and he would bet on the fights.

[2490] I go, bet the house on the Brazilian.

[2491] I don't know.

[2492] What are the odds?

[2493] Two to one?

[2494] It's stealing money.

[2495] It's stealing.

[2496] Because he was that good, man. When he came over, I'd seen his fights over in England.

[2497] oh my god oh my god he was good the lee murray fight and i mean he fucked up tony fricklin over there he was so good that was when anderson was just an assassin like there was a few years man but that's the thing about like the great fighters there's only a few years where they can maintain that r pms you know it's just there's only so much the body can do it's a crazy sport you're out there beating the shit out of each other and then you have to train and in training you get beat up to it's heavy on the fucking body man heavy on the brain yeah the stress too the stress of it all you know it's not just the the mind you're getting hit but it's also the stress of the job it's like every couple months you're going to war like you that's how you make your living you make your living in your underwear with these little tiny four ounce gloves on and you know dudes are trying to kick you in the face and punch you in the face and strangle you it's crazy It's a crazy life to fucking choose But I love it I love watching it It's There's nothing more exciting in sport Because it's the purest of all sport It really is It really is There's nothing else One on one and that's that I wonder if any of these YouTubers are going to get into MMA Because it's interesting Like seeing Jake Paul Everyone's choosing boxing Yeah but I mean There's nothing wrong with them choosing boxing And he's doing it smart Like he's fighting people That are not quite good You know, like the Nate Robinson guy was a good athlete, but not really a fighter.

[2498] That's my guy, man. Knicks.

[2499] Oh, my God.

[2500] I felt really bad about that.

[2501] Well, he just, he fucked up.

[2502] He wasn't ready.

[2503] I mean, he's like fucking, I mean, he got his breath.

[2504] He got money.

[2505] If that's what he was in for, he got money.

[2506] That was that.

[2507] Ascran, if he got, he got what they said he got.

[2508] They said he got a half a million guaranteed and then points.

[2509] And then the pay -per -view was crazy.

[2510] I'm happy fast.

[2511] I am too.

[2512] I am too.

[2513] Fuck dad.

[2514] It's over.

[2515] Let him do what he got to do.

[2516] He just took care of his family forever.

[2517] But a lot of people think that, you know.

[2518] But that was fucking, it was fucking terrible.

[2519] It wasn't good.

[2520] It was terrible.

[2521] Well, when you watch the punch, I mean...

[2522] His hands are down.

[2523] His hands were down the whole time.

[2524] Well, Ben was just standing still.

[2525] That's the part of the problem.

[2526] Also, Ben had a hip replacement.

[2527] I know.

[2528] He doesn't look good.

[2529] He didn't look good physically.

[2530] If you go back and watch him compete in the Olympics, the body that he had back then, I mean, And he was lean and strong.

[2531] You know, he was 191 pounds for that fight.

[2532] I mean, he fought in the UFC at 170.

[2533] Yeah, he didn't look that.

[2534] So he's 21 pounds overweight.

[2535] And it was not good weight.

[2536] No. It was all in the fucking tummy area.

[2537] I wonder if he's going to...

[2538] Fuck it.

[2539] He may he got money.

[2540] He was small.

[2541] It was a good business decision if that was the case.

[2542] Fuck it.

[2543] Well, the good bit...

[2544] Look, these Paul brothers, Logan and Jake, they're making some big money moves.

[2545] They're making a lot of money.

[2546] And they got everybody talking about them, including us.

[2547] Especially after that one -punch knockout And I was saying this to people Like people were trying to downplay who he is And what he does I'm listen to man I know when I see a guy who can punch I know when a guy can Like I watched him When he knocked out When he knocked out Nate And then when he knocked out Ben Ascrant That guy can fucking crack You do not want to get hit by him He can fuck people up That's real You can hate on him all you want But you better recognize That guy can fuck people up for real And he's doing it Under intense pressure after he talks I'm pay -per -view I'm pay -per -sake with Snoop Dogg he's got an old thing set up Snoop Dog's doing commentary Mario Lopez is doing commentary and he's talking Back again in our lives And he talks a ton of shit And still knocks people out Mario's back in our lives You're right He's been in my life For so long, bro All the way back to save by the motherfucker Yeah It's kind of amazing Kind of amazing What these kids are doing and he's making a shitload of money I want to be part of it I don't want to fight nobody What do you want to do?

[2548] I just want to do something Maybe you could rap in one of those I don't want to rap either I just want to chill for money I just want to chill there for money Like I catch me at one of these zones Maybe I could cook I'll make a little zone Where you can get the food Triller Holler holler at your boy That's a good idea Hey listen You cooking some steaks I'm available Ooh, why not I'm available They could just cut back on one of them musical guests There's a little bit too much There's a little too much What did they have?

[2549] Well, they had Ice Cube Oh, that's fine Those guys and Snoop Dog and all those guys And then they had Justin Bieber Okay And then they What was the girl?

[2550] Do you know who she is?

[2551] Yeah, she's a new artist She's popular They had her Yo, they had some other people I didn't get to go to Fucking Cheech and Nietzsche because they said Justin Bieber He fucking ruined it He said he shot the video at Chechnica and he fucking ruined the stairs.

[2552] What?

[2553] This is what I heard.

[2554] That's what they told me. At Chechnica they closed it down because of Beaver.

[2555] What?

[2556] Ruin the stairs.

[2557] How do he ruin the stairs?

[2558] He fucking damaged it somehow and they shut it down.

[2559] Oh no. Because he shot a video there?

[2560] Yep.

[2561] Have you seen the video, Jamie?

[2562] Don't lie.

[2563] I was told this by a local.

[2564] I want to see.

[2565] Can you confirm if it was a real tale?

[2566] There's something.

[2567] Justin Bieber Chichenita That's horrible Tell me a fucking Because I went up those stairs It's amazing Justin Bieber asked to leave Mexico's Tulum Ruinsite Justin Bieber and his entourage Were asked to leave The Mayan archaeological site Of Touloum After he apparently tried to Climb onto or among the ruins They shut it down I couldn't go because it is This is where I was Bieber booted from Ruin site Look at him hi It wasn't recent though Just so How many bodyguards is that guy When was it?

[2568] This is 2016 That's when I was there They got you He's surrounded by bodyguards That's crazy How many bodyguards is that guy travel with?

[2569] All of them All of them Yeah that's the answer The correct answer is All of them Do you hear that his bodyguards Had to check on him in his sleep He said recently Because he was doing so much drugs That they had to make sure You had a pulse So they would check on him While he's sleeping Bro These fucking kids Man they got to stop this shit These fucking kids I don't know what the fuck They're taking But it's fucking, it's like a nuke.

[2570] It's like from Robocop, nuke.

[2571] What was nuke?

[2572] When they shot it in the neck, remember?

[2573] The bad guy, he fucking, everyone was hooked on nuke.

[2574] They're fucking sniffing some shit.

[2575] I don't know what they're sniffing or doing.

[2576] What was the shit in Wonder Woman?

[2577] Where the dude sniffs it?

[2578] Nah.

[2579] It's like, it could be nuke.

[2580] Oh, there it is.

[2581] Look at this.

[2582] Robocop, nuke.

[2583] Oh.

[2584] Everyone was trying to get a violent nuke.

[2585] Damn, I might get that tattooed on me. Nuke.

[2586] Ooh, maybe you should.

[2587] Maybe.

[2588] I like the skull.

[2589] I like skull imagery.

[2590] Look at Robocop.

[2591] What happened with the new Robocop?

[2592] Where the fuck did that guy go?

[2593] It wasn't the same.

[2594] This CGI was shitty.

[2595] Sometimes there's a thin line between good and bad, and bad is sometimes better than mediocre and good.

[2596] You know what I mean?

[2597] Yeah.

[2598] Bad is really good sometimes.

[2599] Right, because it's funny.

[2600] Like old King Kong movies.

[2601] Exactly.

[2602] Oh, I love that shit.

[2603] That is charm.

[2604] Aries God of War In Wonder Woman Remember in the first Wonder Woman The good one He had this This thing that he would sniff They had created It's like smelling salts Yeah the Nazis had created This like purple dust And they sniffed this purple dust And he became a monster Holy shit Remember that?

[2605] Crocodile You know about crocodile That's that shit That makes your bones exposed Yeah Dr. Poison That what it was From the the first wonder woman movie i got dr poison enemy of wonder woman he gained metahuman power by inhaling a special gas yeah see he would crack these things open and sniff it fucking nitrous straight up taking that fucking balloon skin would go black and have all these fucking like lightning bolts in it and shit all those veins would go dark it would turn them into a monster it became superpowered and then became a god and then he had to duke it out with wonder woman and who won it's her fucking movie come on man it's her fucking movie come on man I'm kidding me?

[2606] Who won?

[2607] Who won?

[2608] That's how you know you're stone.

[2609] Who won?

[2610] Imagine that dude beat Wonder Woman's ass.

[2611] They couldn't make a sequel.

[2612] It was over.

[2613] They just killed it right there.

[2614] They kill Wonder Woman at the very end.

[2615] It's like no country for old men.

[2616] The ending ends and everybody's like, what the fuck just happened?

[2617] Yeah, man. Those movies are nuts.

[2618] Those movies are nuts.

[2619] When they trick you?

[2620] Cohen brothers?

[2621] Sickles.

[2622] When a movie ends and then you just go, What?

[2623] Yeah, man. That's, you got me. If they're making anything new, holler, please.

[2624] I'm available.

[2625] I don't know what I could play, but please just put me in some fucking be the, I'll sell someone a beer.

[2626] Carry a bag.

[2627] Whatever.

[2628] Carry the money bags.

[2629] Put me in the shit.

[2630] Those guys make some fucking incredible movies, man. For real, man. Big Lobowski, come on.

[2631] I mean, classic.

[2632] Classic.

[2633] I used to judge people based on the Big Lobowski.

[2634] That was one of my moves.

[2635] I'd go, tell me what you think about the Big Lobowski.

[2636] That movie's stupid.

[2637] I go, oh, no, no, no, no. They don't get life.

[2638] That's the wrong answer.

[2639] They don't get it.

[2640] But then there's dudes that are overboard that dress like him and try to live exactly like that.

[2641] That's a little bit nuts.

[2642] Yeah, it's a little bit nuts, too.

[2643] That's sad.

[2644] That's sad.

[2645] That's a sad.

[2646] That's a little bit nuts.

[2647] Somewhere out there is a dude dressing like Blade, driving around in a Dodge Charger with a fucking samurai sword.

[2648] I would like to dress like fucking Blade.

[2649] I swear, I thought about it.

[2650] I've, you know, sometimes I dress like fucking Blade and just jump in the fucking car with the driving gloves.

[2651] Do you know many dudes dressed up like Bruce Lee?

[2652] Oh, everyone.

[2653] It was a thing, right?

[2654] That was the thing, man. These would walk around with kung fu outfits on with them little tiny shoes.

[2655] Yep.

[2656] His little kung fu, the little thin soles.

[2657] Yes.

[2658] Yeah.

[2659] That was a thing.

[2660] For a long time, guys dressed up like Bruce Lee.

[2661] Kung Fu outfits were the shit.

[2662] They were the buttons.

[2663] Yeah, I like that.

[2664] I like that.

[2665] They look cool.

[2666] That's beautiful.

[2667] Yeah, man. It's very elegant.

[2668] It's made like of silk.

[2669] Something.

[2670] I don't know.

[2671] I believe it's silk.

[2672] I believe it's like it's not a kimono but it's the other version of that it's like now it's like a ghee yeah yeah well no geese are thick thick heavy shit but like a light geese if there was such a thing like a karate ghee it's like a spring a spring gee yeah because they call in brazil they call jiu jihitsu geys kimonos oh really yeah yeah isn't there some sort of correlation between japan and in Brazil yeah well for sure that jiu jiu jitsu was a really originally Japanese, and they brought it down, Count Maeda, brought it to Brazil in the early 1900s and taught it to Carlos Gracie and Aalio Gracie.

[2673] And then Aalio and then Carlson, and they fought all these no rules fights back in the day.

[2674] And they essentially Ilio and Carlson and Carlos rather created Brazilian jiu -jitsu.

[2675] And Carlson was like the champion of the family.

[2676] There was like, you know, guys who beat Ilio and then Carlson would go and beat those guys, Awesome was like a bigger, stronger guy.

[2677] They had some incredible connection with Japan because Japan brought them the art of judo and jujitsu and then they refined it and turned into Brazilian jiu -jitsu and became, in my opinion, the most important family in the history of martial arts is the Gracie's.

[2678] They're number one.

[2679] They revolutionized martial arts.

[2680] They changed what people thought was possible.

[2681] When Hoyce Gracie was strangling people with his legs on pay -per -view, people were like, what the fuck is happening?

[2682] Well, he got Dan Severin, who was a giant -ass huge wrestler, and he put him in a triangle and made him tap.

[2683] Everybody was like, what in the fuck?

[2684] What did he just do?

[2685] He just tapped him out with his legs, with his legs.

[2686] Yeah, that was unbelievable.

[2687] Amazing.

[2688] Right.

[2689] Amazing.

[2690] That's what I believe.

[2691] What do you think about aliens?

[2692] So many things.

[2693] Been paying attention to the news, all this alien shit that's happening?

[2694] All those pentagons confirming all this UFO footage.

[2695] No, I haven't.

[2696] You know, I'm out of touch with so many things, but I'm in touch with so many things.

[2697] You understand?

[2698] Like, I felt this is coming.

[2699] Did you?

[2700] Oh, yeah, I mean, all this shit's about to hit the fan.

[2701] You think so?

[2702] At some point.

[2703] I hope so.

[2704] So exciting.

[2705] I'm so unbiased.

[2706] I am so biased, rather.

[2707] I rather this type of thing than fucking all the negative garbage that's out there.

[2708] Why don't I fucking rile things up with this?

[2709] Yeah.

[2710] Oh, I agree.

[2711] You know?

[2712] I agree.

[2713] Yeah, I couldn't agree more.

[2714] There's so much negativity.

[2715] but I think this negativity is accentuated by social media but then really the the fucking pandemic was gas on the fire and now everybody they're more interested in being negative than anything they're more interested in looking at the worst aspects of people instead of like granting them forgiveness instead of just like going you know people make mistakes everybody's like burn them down cancel culture fuck you yeah it's so it's so anti -human I'm just trying to fucking stay low man I want to be away from all that garbage I try to keep my mind just you know with these those things you just showed me with those characteristics from the four agreements yeah I'm trying to live this way I'm trying to yeah a path that I'm just I'm happy I want to be happy I want to live my life to the fullest and have the people around me very happy yeah just like you know that's possible live to the best it's possible in a small group and if all the people that are in these small groups also live this way then these small groups can come together and we could live pretty much like that as a nation as a country as a world even we just have to understand what this is all about it's like you can create conflict if you want you can just live and dwell in negativity if you choose but you don't have to you know and you could you could choose to be positive.

[2716] You have the choice.

[2717] And it's hard.

[2718] It's hard.

[2719] It's hard when you feel like you got no hope and your life is not what you want it to be and you're not where you want to be and it's hard.

[2720] It's hard for a lot of folks to see past that.

[2721] It's true.

[2722] But I feel like everyone has to know that they have choices.

[2723] That there's not like, not every door is closed.

[2724] There's choices to be made.

[2725] That's why I think your, you have to fucking, you know.

[2726] What you've done with your body, what you've done over the last year with showing that you can make positive choices, and it really can change your life.

[2727] It really can.

[2728] I think, you know, we talked about this today that you were inspiring people when we were working out.

[2729] Yeah.

[2730] But I really think it's probably hard to know how much you inspire people.

[2731] I think you probably inspire thousands and thousands of people to change their lives and to live a better, more healthy life, because they saw you doing it.

[2732] For sure.

[2733] Like, I was definitely an example of, I don't even, like, overindulgence and just fucking living to the fullest without any regard with zero regard you know yeah just fucked up but it's it was fun you know but it's not the right thing to do so i wanted to show myself that i could do this like i don't have to fucking just be you know a fucking eating animal well not only that you carry it with you on the road i have to my manager got a hold of me and she was like uh she was like action bronson is looking for a jam noise i'm like fuck yeah he is fuck yeah he is i'm like let's bring him down the on it gym we got jim we got we got we got plenty of room i go let's work out let's do something i love that i mean listen this is was that's exactly what i needed yeah no it's it's it's it was cool that was a good experience bro i'm had a great experience listen brother it's always great seeing you but i make me feel very happy i'm real happy for you i love it i love what you're doing keep going a year from now you're going to look like camille yeah that's right super jack veins on your face face and shit.

[2734] No fucking ceilings.

[2735] No ceilings.

[2736] There's no ceilings.

[2737] Yeah, like that DMT tribute.

[2738] Smash through that shit.

[2739] Smash through.

[2740] All of us.

[2741] Everybody listening.

[2742] Everyone, even the haters.

[2743] Come on.

[2744] You can be better.

[2745] We can all be better together.

[2746] Young Jamie.

[2747] Tell these motherfuckers about your shirt.

[2748] Oh, shit.

[2749] Your shirt.

[2750] Youngjamy .com.

[2751] Yeah.

[2752] 420 special.

[2753] People that love this.

[2754] Hell yeah.

[2755] People who love this design.

[2756] Oh, well, look what we got, bitches.

[2757] Beautiful.

[2758] Pull that shit up, Jamie.

[2759] Enjoy.

[2760] Enjoy.

[2761] I love it.

[2762] Young jamie .com.

[2763] And that's it.

[2764] Brother, you're the shit.

[2765] I love you, man. Thank you.

[2766] You're the best.

[2767] No, you're the best.

[2768] Goodbye, everybody.

[2769] Have fun.

[2770] Four agreements or five, whatever you want.

[2771] Shit, go by two.

[2772] Do your best.

[2773] Much love.