JRE MMA Show #43 with Brendan Schaub

[0] Still no main event for a mass square.

[1] I don't know.

[2] Four, three, two, one.

[3] Booyah, yeah, no main event for Madison Square Garden so far.

[4] The rumors were John Jones and Gustafson, but I don't know.

[5] I don't know.

[6] I don't know why that hasn't materialized.

[7] Are they just waiting to announce it until after the whole Connor Khabib thing?

[8] Why would they do that?

[9] I think if they announced something, it's got to be this weekend.

[10] I mean, what isn't it, November 3rd or something?

[11] It's soon.

[12] So it's a month.

[13] Super soon.

[14] Literally a month.

[15] Today's the third, right?

[16] Second?

[17] Today's the second.

[18] Today's the second.

[19] Yeah.

[20] Fuck, man. That ain't good.

[21] Yeah.

[22] Maybe they just don't want to steal any shine from the Connor Khabit.

[23] I don't think so.

[24] I don't know.

[25] I think they just don't have a card yet.

[26] I think they were banking on Jones to fill that main event, but it's been tricky to fill that slot.

[27] But also, why not have, if you're going to do this, why not announce Nate Diaz -Diaz -Dos -and -poor is your main event?

[28] That's a great main event.

[29] I can ride with that.

[30] Why not do that and then advance?

[31] Then announce John Jones and Gus Finn or John Jones and Kane if you want to.

[32] But the main event is to be announced versus to be determined.

[33] That's the weirdest main event I've ever seen.

[34] I've never seen a fucking pay -per -view a month out that says to be announced versus to be determined in the main event.

[35] Does that mean they have somebody booked and then they're not an opponent for them and they're not announcing it?

[36] Or they're just like decided to just be funny and write both versions?

[37] That's a very good point, Jamie.

[38] That's a good point, Jamie.

[39] That's a very good point.

[40] I would say they have no idea.

[41] I think you just nailed it.

[42] I think they have a guy that they want to fight another guy.

[43] I'd heard, actually I heard from you.

[44] They're not, bro.

[45] They would try to do John Jones versus Kane.

[46] That was the rumor mill that I got.

[47] A little birdie told me. Yeah, I'm all over that.

[48] I would be all over that.

[49] This card's actually better than this weekend's card.

[50] Stylebenders fighting Derek Brunson.

[51] That's a great fight.

[52] Sleeper.

[53] That's the sleeper on that card right there.

[54] We got Luke Rockold Chris Wydenman, too.

[55] That's a good fight too.

[56] I forgot about that.

[57] I forgot about that.

[58] Where is Rockhold and Weidman on there?

[59] The bottom, middle.

[60] What?

[61] They're not in order yet.

[62] No. What are they doing?

[63] It's like a puzzle?

[64] The guy who runs the UFC website took the month off.

[65] Rockhold versus Wydenman.

[66] Very interesting.

[67] Listen, Gagard Musassi was that guy is the fucking sleeper of the 185 -pound division.

[68] The fact that he went over to Belator, very fucking fascinating to me. He just wrecked Roy McDonnell.

[69] Completely wrecked them.

[70] It's tough to watch.

[71] Roy should not be fighting at 185 pounds, especially against the guy who's fought at 205.

[72] He's held titles at 205.

[73] I agree.

[74] Especially a guy in Gayguard Musassi who's just as talented, just as skill.

[75] So maybe better.

[76] Might be better in some other aspects.

[77] Then when you go skill for skill, then size comes into play.

[78] And you saw how that pans out.

[79] He says Musassi has a giant dick.

[80] How would he know?

[81] He was in a sauna next to him.

[82] Oh, that makes sense, though.

[83] You know what?

[84] Musassi has that big dick energy.

[85] Like, he just carries himself like a straight badass, doesn't he?

[86] He does.

[87] Like, nothing really gets him going.

[88] You know why?

[89] He's a giant dick.

[90] Giant dick.

[91] You know what?

[92] Birch's probably right on this.

[93] Makes sense.

[94] God, this makes sense.

[95] You're brilliant, Bert Kreischer.

[96] Well, he saw it.

[97] I mean, it's not even like you figured it out.

[98] I mean, he's got, like, eyewitness.

[99] He's seen that thing.

[100] Who's there?

[101] He's in the room.

[102] Nothing's ever made more sense than that.

[103] He's a hot cedar box with a big old sweaty dick.

[104] Dude, that gay guard, Amsterdam dick.

[105] Everyone's like, how come he doesn't get more emotional?

[106] Because he's the fattest dick in the world.

[107] He swore it was bigger than his fucking water bottle.

[108] I go, fatter?

[109] Fatter than the water bottle.

[110] He goes, dude, I'm telling you, it was a giant.

[111] I'm like, wow.

[112] All right.

[113] That makes sense, man. It does make a lot of sense.

[114] Yeah, but Gayguard Musassi.

[115] Now Belator's an interesting kind of predicament because they have that welterweight tournament going on.

[116] Now you have your champ who was going to enter the tournament as the title holder.

[117] In the first round, supposed to fight John Fitch, who isn't an easy fight.

[118] But he's just coming off a loss and got destroyed.

[119] And also, it looks like you had some nose damage, which was his issue before.

[120] Yeah, his nose had been fucked up for a long time.

[121] And, you know, he decided to take a whole year off just to try to fix his nose, just to try to let it heal.

[122] That's serious.

[123] Yeah, whole year off.

[124] I mean, think about it, that was like part of the delay in his initial fight in Bellator.

[125] Was that he left the UFC, you know, his nose got smashed in the Robbie Lawler fight.

[126] I mean, that was hard to watch.

[127] Remember when he was in agony on the ground because his nose was just shattered?

[128] Yeah, he said every time we get hit, it just go white like sparks.

[129] He couldn't see anything.

[130] It was a bad injury, man. Well, hey, here it is.

[131] There is.

[132] One of the best fights of all time, by the way.

[133] One of the greatest fights.

[134] He earned that shit.

[135] But now with Rory, you know, what's sad too, and it's happened to me, it's happened to some other fighters, I'm sure.

[136] But Rory goes, I just didn't get it.

[137] I just didn't feel like fighting.

[138] I wasn't in the zone.

[139] Just didn't feel like fighting Gagard and Musassi that night.

[140] That's an annoying Gagard, you know, Musassi.

[141] He doesn't get enough recognition how good that he is.

[142] He's an absolute monster.

[143] You got to think about all the guys that he's beaten.

[144] He's on like a six or seven fight wins.

[145] streak, which includes Chris Weidman, Vitor Belford, Talas Laitis, who's the guy in Bellator, the former champion?

[146] Schlomenko?

[147] Yeah, I always call him, I want to call him Chefchenko, that's fucked up, that's the girl.

[148] Schlamenko or something like that.

[149] Yeah.

[150] He's an absolute nightmare.

[151] He's a monster.

[152] He's a monster.

[153] I'm surprised the UFC let him go.

[154] Now, when I say let him go, just didn't match his contract, you know, because Belator probably offered more, and they're like, oh, we're good.

[155] the UFC could use them right now at 185 yeah well I mean it's like they had Yoel Romero they've got Robert Riddaker who's a champ they've got so much going on at 185 but Gagard might be the best I mean he's certainly in the running if you looked at it objectively it's entirely possible if he's not number one he's he's number two top three easy number three yeah but also you look at his fight if if him and Robert Whitaker were to fight that's not that easy pickum fight like you would have to you'd like damn that's a fucking fight you might favorite gay guard you don't know how big and long is and scrapping i personally listen robert wittaker is a monster he's phenomenal my favorite he's phenomenal but so's musasi so's musasi and musasi has a full game man his ground game is phenomenal and the biggest dick in the division giant dick there's something that has to be taking the consideration for all this might be no no yel's i bet it's bigger no i bet it's no bro he doesn't care that energy he's too aggressive What?

[156] Yeah, when you're that aggressive, you don't have that fat of a dick.

[157] There's no way he looks like that and doesn't have a big dick.

[158] I don't know, dude.

[159] You see Batman, Batman the comic drew a dick, and he's, that's Batman.

[160] You know what I'm saying?

[161] Yeah, Batman has a dick now.

[162] What?

[163] The new comic, there's like this new, like, kind of X -rated Batman they're coming out with, and they show Batman's dick.

[164] That's how I pictured.

[165] This isn't even.

[166] Yo, Romero.

[167] This is nonsense.

[168] These are millennials.

[169] This is nonsense.

[170] These are fucking millennials that think they're going to rewrite history.

[171] They're making Iron Man a war.

[172] woman.

[173] They're crazy.

[174] Yeah, it's true.

[175] These people are out of their fucking mind.

[176] Captain America's now a woman.

[177] Yeah.

[178] Well, I'm just saying.

[179] Iron Man's probably gay.

[180] Everyone's, it's this, there's a weird revolution right now in comics because they're trying to sort of social justice warrior up all the comedy, all the comic books.

[181] What's going on?

[182] What do you laugh at?

[183] It is true.

[184] It is true.

[185] Hall Cogan's, uh...

[186] Look at this.

[187] DC Comics, sorry for showing everyone Batman's penis.

[188] That's your old remail, bro.

[189] yeah it's good size that's not real that's not real see that's a comic book and it's a comic book that's by the way was created in like what was let's just take a guess when Batman was created I'm gonna guess like 1940 when you think super old school 1940 1950s probably 50s you can't rewrite Batman's dick in 2018 also think about the guy drawing it yeah I don't have the biggest dick probably a tiny little dude and just mad yeah but maybe he thought that was massive probably thought it was the biggest dick he's ever seen yeah scared to watch porn And then got backlash.

[190] He's like, what the fuck?

[191] I thought this was a big cock.

[192] And he was like, no, dude.

[193] Not for Batman.

[194] It's Batman, you prick.

[195] Batman's the weirdest superhero ever because he's basically just a rich guy.

[196] He's Elon Musk on steroids and can fight.

[197] He's Elon Musk.

[198] Yeah, basically.

[199] That's what he is.

[200] With a bunch of stuff.

[201] Yeah, no special skills.

[202] Well, he knows how to fight.

[203] Yeah.

[204] But he doesn't have any superpower.

[205] There's nothing.

[206] He's still rich, dude.

[207] That's why I got angry at that Batman versus Superman.

[208] I'm like, bitch, Superman would.

[209] First of all, he moves so fast he can make the earth spin backwards and reverse time.

[210] Dude, he has lasers in his eyes for God.

[211] There's no fight.

[212] But they're like, but, but, but, but, but, but Batman made a suit out of cryptonite.

[213] Man would fuck him up before he even got the suit on.

[214] Yeah, it's not even a fight.

[215] How's Lex Luther, a valiant, like, adversary for him then?

[216] It's not.

[217] Okay, well.

[218] He just is bored.

[219] He's bored.

[220] He keeps that dude around, like a sidepiece.

[221] He just wants have some fun Dude He's like let this guy pretend he's kick in my ass Venom drops this weekend Yeah Tom Hardy You know what Maybe I'm just a Debbie Downer But I don't I don't know It looks all right to me And I love I know I love Tom Hardy too What venom is like an evil Spider -Man Like what is that He's like Spider -Man's alien It's an alien Yeah It's an alien element That's an alien that merges with his body Yeah And he's evil I don't know Fucking kids today I know I know man I know I know I mean I guess it's better than remaking the Hulk for the 98th time I'll take it I mean how many Spider -Man's are there now there's like 80 Spider -Man Whenever Spider -Man starts making some money They go like Nah I'll play you We got a new one bro We got a new one Toby McGuire's my Spider -Man Yeah If your Spider -Man's anyone else Fuck you Yeah That's the real Spider -Man Hell yeah It's like They had two new ones since him, right?

[222] Well, isn't it to have been two?

[223] One guy that never even got any traction.

[224] Tom Holland.

[225] Who the fucks Tom Holland?

[226] Sorry, Tom.

[227] They want to make...

[228] Sorry, you're wonderful.

[229] They want to make Donald Glover Spatterman.

[230] I think he's the voice in this cartoon they just announced today.

[231] This comes out this...

[232] Into the Spiderverse gets stunning new trailer ahead of New York Comic -Con.

[233] I was talking to Chris Proud about Comic -Con.

[234] What do you say?

[235] You know, because he's got to go there for Guardians of the Galaxy.

[236] Oh, dude, he's probably like, what the fuck?

[237] He's like, he goes, I'm in the middle of this place, and I just said to me. myself I don't belong here yeah yeah it's a different vibe he is the nicest guy he goes to a bunch of UFC events yeah yeah he's been to one it's only at one is that where he talked to him at yeah the fucking he came hunting with us in Utah oh nice yeah he's the fucking nicest guy like so normal around everybody good hunter yeah real good good archer people forget he started off as a comedian actor like he was yeah he was like the the funny guy what was that show he was on the office.

[238] Parks and Rack.

[239] Parks and Rack.

[240] He was like, he was pudgy back then.

[241] Now he's all jacked.

[242] You know, weird someone was like, dude, you're going to be the next action here.

[243] He's like, what?

[244] Here's a boatload of steroids to do that.

[245] I don't even think it was that.

[246] I think he just lost the weight and everybody went, oh, you know, he was a wrestler in high school and college.

[247] Was he really?

[248] In college?

[249] Yeah.

[250] Damn.

[251] Yeah.

[252] Good wrestler.

[253] He took, I can't tell his story.

[254] I saw him wrestling with Nogara.

[255] Yeah.

[256] He actually looked pretty good.

[257] He was wrestling with Nogara?

[258] Yeah.

[259] There's a video of him wrestling in the Yeah, and I was like, damn, that dude knows what he's doing.

[260] I had no idea he was a, you know, wrestling high school.

[261] He bought a farm in, like, outside of Seattle and raises animals and actually has, like, a farm.

[262] Like a real, I think the way they call, just like very humane ethical treatment of the animals, like the animals are all, like, super adjusted to human beings, and then when they whack them, they just take them into a room and put one of them.

[263] their brain and he does it or this is just his crick it's him and no gara yeah look at this but for you know i had no idea i just thought he's a normal actor like most time when you watch actors like look at this bullshit yeah no he knows how to wrestle up everything yeah no he knows how he knows how to wrestle he wrestled in college and in high school well you know if if he's feeling frisky the ufc's looking for fighters these days i don't know what he's looking to do good luck paying that guy that guy's making 20 million dollars a movie how the fuck you're going to pay him for that we'll figure it out that's star lord bro i don't come up With your own whiskey, bro.

[264] Who's someone else besides Star Lord, too.

[265] What else, what other movies does he do?

[266] Geithgarne, Galaxy.

[267] Jurassic Park.

[268] That's right.

[269] Jurassic Park, too.

[270] He's the dinosaur wrangler, grangler, Jurassic Park.

[271] He speaks to the Raptors.

[272] And here's the thing.

[273] He came in, like, you know, there was already Jurassic Park before.

[274] And he came in with a new Jurassic Park.

[275] With the hotness.

[276] With no hiccups.

[277] Zero.

[278] No one was like, bullshit with this new Jurassic Park.

[279] There was none of that.

[280] It got better.

[281] Yeah, it got better Well, the animation got better Too, though The dinosaurs got super legit I haven't seen the newest one though It's fucking badass Is it good?

[282] Yeah, loved it Loved it Freaked my kid out though Little one had a buryer head in my armpit During some of the scenes Yeah, those fucking things are scary shit Legit They look real You know they're redoing the dress park ride At Universal They're redo it?

[283] Yeah, they shit It's whack as fuck Yeah, it's just that T -Rex like No, the guy was talking I heard of interview The guy's like no, we're redoing it With all the new dinosaurs Everything thing.

[284] Yeah, there's some good shit at Universal.

[285] And then there's some stuff that you're like, what?

[286] Old school.

[287] Well, you know what's badass?

[288] The Harry Potter ride.

[289] Have you taken little man to the Harry Potter ride?

[290] He's not big enough still.

[291] He's only two and a half.

[292] That's right.

[293] I think you have to be like 40 inches or some shit.

[294] But the Jurassic, the Jurassic Park ride is whack.

[295] You know what's great?

[296] The Simpsons.

[297] Simpsons is dope.

[298] I've done Simpsons.

[299] Hilarious.

[300] Simpsons great.

[301] That's a great ride.

[302] Dude, as a grown -ass man, just I got a babysitter for my kid and me and my girl went to six flags.

[303] Dude, Six Flags is badass.

[304] It's so much fun.

[305] You know what's surprisingly good?

[306] Knottesbury Farms.

[307] It's very old school, a little vintage.

[308] Some of the fucking rides are amazing.

[309] To me, they're a little suspect, like a year ago.

[310] Suspect like they might break?

[311] Like the wood roller goes from like, really?

[312] It's like rattling.

[313] It's like, rattling.

[314] Like, when's the last time someone checked this goddamn thing?

[315] I didn't go on that one, but I went on one where you're sitting in your seat like this, right?

[316] And then you go like this.

[317] Clink, you go straight up.

[318] So your back, like if you fell, you would fall right on your back.

[319] And then you get to the top and you pause and then they turn you like this.

[320] And then it's, yeah!

[321] That's pretty fun.

[322] It was the best roller coasters I've ever been on.

[323] Not as I have skeptical hippo eyes because when you get there, their whole theme is Charlie Brown.

[324] It's like, who the fuck's watching Charlie Brown these days?

[325] Everyone has to, there's Spider -Man Marvel, you got Disney with Mickey, they got Charlie Brown.

[326] My kid's like, who the fuck is Charlie Brown?

[327] I didn't even notice Charlie Brown.

[328] It was all like, there's a Wild West theme area.

[329] Oh, it's random as shit.

[330] It's a bunch of random weird things.

[331] But their main slogan is Charlie Brown.

[332] Well, we had a good time.

[333] Me and the family had a good time, man. You know what?

[334] I'll tell you what, though.

[335] Overall, best ride I've ever been on 100 % is Disney World, the Jurassic, not the Jurassic.

[336] part, the Avatar ride.

[337] The Avatar ride in Orlando.

[338] All right.

[339] It's called Flights of Passage, I think it is.

[340] Dude, beyond the greatest ride ever.

[341] It's all virtual reality.

[342] You climb into, like, a chair, like you're on a motorcycle.

[343] It pushes against your back, and you settle into this thing, and then you put these goggles on, like this headset thing on, and you're in full virtual reality, and this is it.

[344] And this is the one where you're on the boat.

[345] There's two actual Avatar rides.

[346] This one's pretty dope, too.

[347] That looks legit.

[348] That looks like Avatar World.

[349] Yeah, this one, that's pretty dope too.

[350] That one, you're on a boat like Pirates of the Caribbean.

[351] Yeah, this is it.

[352] I like the boat.

[353] The boat's pretty badass.

[354] But this one, you're flying in full virtual reality while you're riding on the back of one of those dragon things.

[355] I mean, I've seen better graphics on, but.

[356] No, no, no. You're just not getting a...

[357] This isn't doing it.

[358] When you're there.

[359] I can film their screen and just put on YouTube.

[360] Yeah.

[361] It sounds nice, though.

[362] Their screen, they're not even filming their screen in 3D, right?

[363] So he's just using his cell phone.

[364] That's why it looks all blurry.

[365] Is the line long as shit?

[366] Long as shit.

[367] Yeah.

[368] And then while you're doing it, like you get breezes in your face and you smell things.

[369] It's fucking incredible, man. It feels real.

[370] It's the best ride I've ever been on, by far.

[371] Like, I've been on some dope rides.

[372] That's Numero Uno with a bullet.

[373] By far.

[374] By far.

[375] Oh, wow.

[376] Yeah, I did it two times in a row.

[377] Dude, I'm a sucker for the old school.

[378] I like the haunted mansion.

[379] It's one of the old school ones, man. And then they put in, what is it, Nightmare Before Christmas, Big Jack.

[380] Yeah, right around Halloween time.

[381] I love Halloween.

[382] Love it.

[383] Yeah.

[384] Have you taken him to Disneyland yet?

[385] Oh, yeah.

[386] Season pass.

[387] Oh, it's the shit, right?

[388] Sometimes I feel like he's getting spoiled because, you know, when I'm working, my girl, take him and her friends and they go, he's going, when he's not in school, he's in school now, but two times a week.

[389] Do you know what I'm saying?

[390] Oh, yeah.

[391] They go just to check.

[392] Chill.

[393] That's pretty crazy.

[394] Screwed when he told her.

[395] I know.

[396] That is crazy.

[397] It was such a big deal when I was a kid.

[398] It was such a big deal.

[399] Didn't you go with Joey Diaz and Joey's family?

[400] Did you go with Joey's family?

[401] No, that was Eddie.

[402] Oh, that's right.

[403] Eddie won't.

[404] Yeah, that's got to be a trip.

[405] Yeah.

[406] It's, uh, Disneyland, when you have kids, becomes a totally different thing.

[407] It's a special place.

[408] Yeah, I was like, before I had kids, I was like, I'm not going to fuck in Disneyland.

[409] You know?

[410] Like, if I was 20 and someone said, hey, my, You want to go to Disneyland?

[411] I'd be like, why?

[412] What are we going to do?

[413] We're going to ride a roller coaster and wait for an hour and a half?

[414] Split a funnel cake and suck each other off.

[415] What's wrong with you, man?

[416] And those, what are those fucking, those, the ones, the brown sugar churros.

[417] Oh, do I love it.

[418] Nice churro.

[419] God, damn, those are hard to pass up.

[420] God, the smell.

[421] Dude, you can't be on a diet and go to Disneyland.

[422] It's hard.

[423] The almonds.

[424] They have the almonds.

[425] They catch them, bro.

[426] Oh, yeah.

[427] Roasted almonds?

[428] The churos do?

[429] No, not in the churro, but like the, yeah.

[430] The machines?

[431] Yeah, they have like the candied almonds.

[432] No, they have one thing that's guilt -free, though.

[433] That big old turkey leg, that's smoked turkey leg.

[434] That thing makes me feel sick when I see just these enormous people just chowing down.

[435] And then the meat's all pink in the middle for the reason.

[436] Well, it's smoked.

[437] Is everyone out of shape of Disneyland?

[438] It's a weird vibe.

[439] They're amblatorial.

[440] Oh, dude.

[441] Yeah.

[442] There's more people that can't walk.

[443] They're just on scooters because they got so big, their body just stopped moving.

[444] God.

[445] Yeah.

[446] It's a strange vibe there.

[447] You can't be on a diet and go to amusement park.

[448] You've got to accept that you're going to fuck off that day.

[449] For sure.

[450] That's a fuck off day.

[451] That's like, we're going to get some ice cream.

[452] I'm going to drink a regular soda.

[453] Oh.

[454] Do I tell you, where else you can't be on a diet at Chicago?

[455] I was there a few weeks ago.

[456] I went, fuck it.

[457] Did you go to Luminati?

[458] I went ate every pizza.

[459] And I apologize to every crowd beforehand.

[460] That is not a pizza.

[461] That is a goddamn casserole.

[462] It is a straight.

[463] It's a casserole.

[464] It's a pie.

[465] It's a pie.

[466] pie.

[467] Dude, I felt so sick after them.

[468] But it was so nice going down.

[469] I felt so sick.

[470] That's a weird sacrifice, right?

[471] You decide, I'm going to be sick for a few hours for just a few seconds of mouth pleasure.

[472] Yeah.

[473] And like, again, I apologize to the crowds.

[474] I'm like, you shouldn't be doing this, man. This is like a fighter missing weight.

[475] Like, it's such an asshole move.

[476] My face is all swollen from the sodium.

[477] Look at that.

[478] Oh, look at that.

[479] Which one was that?

[480] That was at the place where, it's the famous place, the grinder, something, the grinder, where it comes in a bowl, and it's where...

[481] Grindr is, that is a gay dating app.

[482] That's a gay site, yeah, but it's also a delicious pizza.

[483] Chicago Pizzlegrinder?

[484] Ovening grinder.

[485] I wonder if they're bummed out, the grinder is all...

[486] It's all mother -fucking, fucker.

[487] And then you thought you're going to get a deep dish and a blowjob of some shit.

[488] Here's a deep dish, bitch.

[489] But it's that same place where Al Caput.

[490] opponent and his men staked out before they did the st valentine's day masquer really so it's like a historic place yeah so it's old as fuck two hour wait whoa two hour wait you waited two hours for food two hour away it's a two hour wait it's a two hour wait i put my name and strolled around oh good move i know you got to do what you got to do yeah that no there's no freebies they don't give fuck that's a lot of food man they don't fuck around people get cold that's the thing if you live in a place where people get cold, like Boston or Chicago, people get thick.

[491] They think, yeah.

[492] It's tough to work out in the cold, man. Well, not just that.

[493] It, like, it insulates you.

[494] Oh, that makes sense.

[495] If you want to live in a place.

[496] You don't want to be shredded.

[497] You don't want to be shredded near that water?

[498] I know.

[499] The wind comes off that lake.

[500] Oh.

[501] Makes sense.

[502] You ever been Chicago in January?

[503] Yes.

[504] Woo!

[505] Miserable.

[506] Cold's fuck.

[507] Not my cup of tea.

[508] It's a great place to perform, though.

[509] Audiences are amazing.

[510] Amazing.

[511] They're just fun.

[512] They're fun people.

[513] You know what they are?

[514] There are a unique combination of like the Midwest and a giant city.

[515] Same as Toronto.

[516] Toronto is like that too.

[517] Love Toronto.

[518] But it's the same kind of vibe.

[519] It's a weird combination of like really nice, almost small town people that live in a giant urban city.

[520] And Toronto's a melting pot.

[521] It is just like to me, Toronto reminds me of New York, not with the hustle and cleaner.

[522] Yeah, way clean.

[523] I love Toronto.

[524] More polite people too.

[525] Yeah, way nicer.

[526] You get Indian people, Pakistani, black, Asian, white, European.

[527] You get everybody in Toronto.

[528] On the other end of that, I was just in Seattle, Washington, and the crowd was all white.

[529] All white.

[530] That is the white capital.

[531] I was the darkest dude in the building.

[532] Yeah, them in Portland, they're white as fuck.

[533] Even if you're black, after a few generations, you just turn white.

[534] And you start talking white.

[535] If you bring your family up there and you plan on, you know, staking out a black existence in Portland.

[536] Good luck.

[537] Good luck.

[538] Even if your kids only date other black kids.

[539] After like 100 years, everyone's going to be white.

[540] There's no son.

[541] There's no son.

[542] That's son for three months a year.

[543] Look, there's a reason why people became white.

[544] I mean, everyone really comes from Africa.

[545] Yeah.

[546] It's one of the real reasons why racism is so stupid.

[547] Every single fucking human being came from Africa, just like every single fucking dog came from a wolf.

[548] Every person started out as an African.

[549] It's just as we move to shittier and shittier places with less and less sun, your body adapted.

[550] And basically, white skin is like a big old solar panel for vitamin B. Or vitamin D, rather.

[551] And obviously, we don't.

[552] I don't know anyone who is racist these days still.

[553] They're out there for sure.

[554] But I don't, I don't have anyone that I even associate with.

[555] Not even, but even like jokingly or like, I don't like Asians or I don't like, I don't, that is exhausting.

[556] I don't know any.

[557] No. No, not in our circle.

[558] Or any that are doing well.

[559] No. It's a stupid mindset.

[560] It's a stupid mindset.

[561] It just really is.

[562] It's dumb.

[563] Just, I mean.

[564] It's very old school.

[565] Well, it's just, it doesn't benefit you in any way.

[566] It's super detrimental for your view of the world, the way you interact with people.

[567] It's dumb.

[568] I mean, I know so many cool people of every single race.

[569] Like what, you know?

[570] I mean, why would you...

[571] Oh, so stupid.

[572] It's like judging white people off a few small portion sample size of, like, mass shooters.

[573] Like, the dumb asses shoot up the high schools.

[574] Well, there's, you know, there's, like, blowback the other way, right?

[575] Like, there's a lot of people think it's okay to be racist against white people.

[576] Because so many white people have been racist in the past, but that's just as foolish and just as short -sighted.

[577] Everyone's different.

[578] Yeah, it's all stupid.

[579] It's like today, with all this Me Too stuff, it seems like it's okay to be sad.

[580] sexist against men.

[581] Because there are awful men out there.

[582] But there's also men, they're nice, and they're going to be nice to you.

[583] There's also some awful women out there who do have other agendas when they come out with these Me Too claims.

[584] There's a lot of that.

[585] What you're seeing.

[586] I mean, we're seeing these cases now.

[587] You know, we're seeing these cases get exposed for what they are.

[588] You know, and it's, it, the problem is that it casts doubt on legitimate cases.

[589] What is going on in my throat?

[590] Something about these goddamn caveman coffees.

[591] Really?

[592] Early in the morning.

[593] That makes me think.

[594] I'm good, though.

[595] Sometimes it's dairy.

[596] You think you have to caught.

[597] Did you think if you were in Louis C .K.'s shoes, do you think he came back too soon?

[598] I don't think it's that he came back too soon.

[599] What I honestly think is he should say something more than what he already said.

[600] Not just go up like it's all good and like, all right.

[601] There's not just, I mean, he said, he said.

[602] put out a release a statement these stories are true it happened a long time ago right they happened like more than a decade ago i think he should and i think it might be even better to release a video rather than um than a written statement because a written statement the problem is like it's impersonal it's personal it's personal fake yeah well it's not even not only that it's it's not as impactful i want to but what is he going to say it's like i can't fix it maybe if he don't a certain amount of money to certain causes or, you know, spent, you know, time in therapy or talked about it and maybe expressed himself and said that what was, you know, what was going on through, through, through, through, through in his mind during that time when he did the thing and why it was wrong.

[603] Yeah.

[604] And how he's changed his, his way and how bad he feels about it, how he's apologized to these people.

[605] And he has daughters.

[606] I think, I think, I think, I, I think, you get all that done by just doing a video with his, I think you'd go so much further for him if he didn't have a big production, nothing.

[607] He's a creative, dude.

[608] Obviously, a great comedian.

[609] If you just went off the top of his head straight into the camera and post on Instagram, I was like, hey, man, I've paid a price.

[610] I've learned, I have daughters, is a horrible thing that I did.

[611] You mean, even stay away from I've paid a price, because people don't really want to hear that shit.

[612] Like, what is the price?

[613] But they don't think he has.

[614] Well, they're crazy.

[615] He's lost millions of dollars.

[616] They don't realize that.

[617] They think, oh, he's He's fining his kid back on the road and touring's going to be a millionaire.

[618] Well, he's lost a ton of money off his shows, FX, deal, development deal.

[619] And more importantly, his daughters have this image of him being this guy who jerks off in front of women.

[620] That's never going to go away either.

[621] No. So that's a pretty heavy stamp.

[622] Which is deserved.

[623] Maybe not forever, but.

[624] But it's a complicated issue.

[625] You know, it's complicated like what was his psychology, what was going on in his mind that allowed him to do that.

[626] Apparently, he just started going up again.

[627] He just went up again Sunday night.

[628] Yeah, he just went up.

[629] And I guess the owner of the club was like, dude, I didn't know I was asleep.

[630] It went up.

[631] You know, it's the crowd's discretion if they want to stay or leave.

[632] Well, the first time the owner was upset, and the second time they said something along the lines of, if anyone has an issue with someone stops in, aka Louis.

[633] I mean, it's only Louis.

[634] Yeah.

[635] Maybe Aziz, I guess.

[636] Really?

[637] Well, no. Yeah, apparently some people got upset about Aziz too.

[638] Still?

[639] Yeah, dude, look, people just like targets.

[640] They like targets.

[641] They like negativity.

[642] They like negativity, but they also like targets.

[643] When they find someone who's a viable target, someone who's done something they can criticize.

[644] And they go, you, what have you done?

[645] You.

[646] Oh, you're still alive.

[647] You know, there's people that just want to decide that someone's a horrible person, and they don't have this really well -thought -out.

[648] comprehensive view of the situation they just attack you know there's a lot of those people out there man and they think that they're justified particularly if that person's famous and they're not they think it's fair game yeah public form so people were definitely upset at Aziz but much much more upset about Louis oh 100 % when you stop and think about what Louis actually did creepy yes asked women if he could jerk off in front of them they said yes he did it if they said no he didn't I I mean, it's fucking, look, if you're working with a guy like that, he's like, can I jerk off in front of you?

[649] Like, Jesus Christ, can you imagine?

[650] Like, what the fuck?

[651] It would be a shitty work environment for sure.

[652] Terrible.

[653] And he is not handsome.

[654] Louis, I love you, brutal to look at it.

[655] You know what I'm saying?

[656] He's harsh on the eyes.

[657] Yeah.

[658] It's not like Brad Pitt's asking to jack off in front of you.

[659] Right.

[660] Not that it's ever right, but do less on the feelings if Brad Pitt's yank it in front of you.

[661] I mean, all of it's no bueno.

[662] It's a whole mess.

[663] I mean, he obviously had some sort of a weird kink, you know.

[664] I wonder what that is.

[665] It's probably starting in childhood, maybe got caught and then got off on it.

[666] Right, right.

[667] Or he just never got chicks, and now he has this power because he's such a...

[668] He didn't have the power when he started doing it, though, man. When he started doing it, he wasn't really famous.

[669] He was respected, but he wasn't really famous.

[670] No. Which is, it's, you know, it's awful.

[671] But it's just the thing that he's stuck with.

[672] now.

[673] So he's got to figure out how to ingratiate himself.

[674] He's got to figure out how to re -emerge.

[675] And I think...

[676] He can do it.

[677] I think he can do it.

[678] I sure he can do it.

[679] Look, he's not an awful person.

[680] I just think he did some stupid things that are really gross and weird.

[681] But if he just...

[682] I mean, and he has owned up to it.

[683] I think he just, you know, make some sort of a sincere apology and then does something like, what could you do to help female comics maybe do a do a he's done that he's trying to help but a lot of people accused of him of trying to help them to try to cover up his tracks well fuck man you gotta he has to do something he has to go back to work yeah i mean it's been a year now right it's a year next month i think to expect him to just never work again seems ridiculous and to not forgive him There has to be a path to redemption for anyone who's done anything other than actual rape or murder, right?

[684] Like for Bill Cosby, I'm very happy he's locked up.

[685] I think what he did is awful.

[686] Can you imagine being one of those girls that turned to him as a mentor and you wake up and, you know, you've been violated while you're out cold and you're drugged and you're confused and Bill Cosby did it to you.

[687] And who the fuck is going to believe that?

[688] His image is, that's the thing about Louis, right?

[689] Louis's image was like he's a pervert He's a weirdo He's always talking about jerking off Like when you found out Louis CK asked Girls if he could jerk off in front of him and did it It's like not the most surprising No But with Bill Cosby It's here's a guy Who is and I'm not comparing The acts at all But I'm just saying as far as Like famous people have done something That you know became a scandal With Bill Cosby He was this moral guy He was this like ethics guy and he wore sweaters.

[690] America's dad.

[691] He was America's dad.

[692] And to find out that that guy was drugging and raping women, he's in fucking jail right now, which is crazy, right?

[693] He's going to die, I give it over under a week.

[694] That's the way it goes with those old dudes.

[695] Really?

[696] Yeah.

[697] He's 81.

[698] His eyes are so crazy.

[699] He can't see.

[700] I think the one's good, but the left one's all over the goddamn place.

[701] Which one is the one?

[702] I thought the right one was waxed.

[703] Oh, it's, I think it's this one, but it is fucking...

[704] Yeah, it's looking the wrong way.

[705] Yeah, it's like going on its own way.

[706] Yeah, that's what you get, man. It's going to die any day now.

[707] I think, I think a path to redemption or a path to retribution would be good.

[708] A path to forgiveness.

[709] That's, I think, that's important for all human beings who've made mistakes.

[710] I think it's important.

[711] We can't just cast people out if they've made mistakes.

[712] I agree.

[713] I also think it's important, too, with all this stuff, is like Louis C .K. got lumped in with the big dogs, like Bill Cosby and Harvey Weinstein.

[714] Then there's Louis C .K. And, man, there is definitely different levels to this.

[715] Yes.

[716] These fucking crime.

[717] No question.

[718] No question.

[719] How about one that flies under the radar, especially here in America.

[720] And I was just reading about it, how true it is, who knows is with Ronaldo, who, you know, in soccer, ask your boy, Ian Edwards.

[721] I mean, there's.

[722] He's a super superstar.

[723] superstar it would be like uh it'd basically be like Connor McGregor getting caught doing something for in our world you know like it's a big deal this is a new one right this is a new one yeah this this girl you know he said she said uh he kept telling him no and then he annually raped her and then uh paid her uh $375 ,000 to keep quiet now she's coming back out but who knows human beings we were capable of such amazing things and such fucking awful things I might have to look that up, Jamie.

[724] I might have been dreaming.

[725] No, I think you're right about that.

[726] My brother told me about he's usually on it.

[727] That's what I just read in the New York Post.

[728] Yeah, we should probably go back to fights, right?

[729] Renato likes that booty.

[730] Yeah, we should go back to fights.

[731] I don't know how we get that.

[732] Dude, how excited are you about your special being dropped today?

[733] Nervous at all?

[734] I was nervous before, yeah.

[735] Are you nervous about it?

[736] Yeah, because it's the body of work you've been doing forever.

[737] I cared about it.

[738] I worked on it for two fucking years, you know?

[739] And you added yourself?

[740] Reviews are awesome.

[741] Awesome.

[742] Came out great.

[743] I heard it's great.

[744] I'm excited.

[745] You know, it's the best, I think the best one I've ever done.

[746] I really do.

[747] I think the last one, I think Triggered was the best one, and I think this one's better than that.

[748] That's how you go, right?

[749] Yeah, I mean, that's how you go.

[750] Just keep working, keep trying to refine it and keep, you know, raise my standards.

[751] I learned some stuff, still, all these years doing stand -up, I'm still learning.

[752] I learned some stuff in the editing process.

[753] Really?

[754] Yeah, well, I learned some stuff just watching.

[755] I think I listen to recordings all the time.

[756] But I think I'm going to step my game up now.

[757] And after talking to Bert Chrysler yesterday, Bert, he records audio and he also records video.

[758] And I think I'm going to start recording video of all my shows, too, now.

[759] It's tough.

[760] Oh, yeah, because when you're doing these giant theaters, so there's not video.

[761] Because, like, when I was that parlor, wherever I go, they usually have video capability.

[762] So I get all the video.

[763] That's nice.

[764] Always get the video.

[765] Well, the Ice House can do that for me. That's true.

[766] And, you know, I could definitely get someone to do that for me at the store.

[767] But I just think it's critical to see the way you move as well as here Like you got to analyze all that shit and try to figure out what you got to be natural and in the moment But you also got to analyze all the particulars and find out like what like I would watch like two or three different sets Because I filmed four shows and I was like why did I do that in the second show?

[768] Yeah Like the way I did it there that's the way to do it yeah But I did it differently in this other show I think the shitty part is watching yourself and listening to yourself It takes a real type of asshole to do that.

[769] Right?

[770] It's the worst.

[771] It takes a real type of asshole to like it.

[772] Oh, dude.

[773] And it's like, that was good.

[774] Yeah.

[775] And it's you.

[776] Well, it's pretty good.

[777] Have you ever been over someone's house and they make you watch something that they did?

[778] Dude.

[779] Oh.

[780] This quarterback, Vinnie Testa Verdi, he was a first round draft fake.

[781] He played forever.

[782] We went to his house and he made me watch the recap of his last football season.

[783] No. A two -hour NFL film.

[784] recap of the Baltimore Ravens and it was a nightmare.

[785] He made all the sit there and dude, it was so boring.

[786] Shut the fuck on.

[787] I promise.

[788] I want to put a fucking bullet through my head.

[789] Come on.

[790] But out of the respect of Vinita Verdi and he beat my ass and basketball before that I stayed there and watched it.

[791] Who does that though?

[792] I heard about a dude who he had a party over his house and then when the people were over there he made them listen to him sing a song.

[793] Brian Callan?

[794] Nope.

[795] Just kidding.

[796] Some other guy.

[797] I know who you're talking about because I think I was there.

[798] He played music and sang and was serious.

[799] During the middle of the Super Bowl, sir, put the Super Bowl on pause and his band struck up a fucking song.

[800] I looked around and went, is everyone a terrorist here?

[801] What the fuck is happening?

[802] Why is the game paused?

[803] I'm from Denver, Colorado.

[804] Oh, my God.

[805] If you don't put that goddamn drumstick down, I'm going to.

[806] to flip the fuck out this that was the most hollywood thing i've ever seen my life i went well i feel sick and i'm gonna leave now i feel very sick in the middle of the fucking game man my broncos were playing too oh dude people are so strange man i'm like what the fuck that's the most hollywood thing i've ever seen my life where i felt sick yeah i've seen many of those i was over someone's house once and this guy ran outside to his car to get a video to get us to watch a music video that he did, which was one of the worst songs I've ever heard in my life.

[807] People are like, and it was a music video, and it was a music video that looked like was made for about $3.

[808] Oh, God.

[809] And it was like, what the fuck?

[810] And he's like singing all sincere in this music video, and we're all sitting around like we have to watch.

[811] Like what?

[812] It's torture, just compressing my chest in a vice.

[813] I'm like, I can't breathe.

[814] But you've never seen comics, like, play their hour special when they've had people over.

[815] I haven't seen that yet, but I'm sure it's happening.

[816] That's happening right now as we speak.

[817] Right now, there's a guy who's like, come on, everybody sit down, sit down.

[818] It's time for my special.

[819] Come on, everyone get around.

[820] Yeah, all right.

[821] Yeah.

[822] All right.

[823] We should have a premiere.

[824] What did you laugh at?

[825] Bert did that?

[826] Burt did that.

[827] No, he did that with his family, though.

[828] They had like a screening.

[829] No, they had like specifically...

[830] Was it friends and friends, too?

[831] Yeah, but he...

[832] No, no, no. That's, I hear you.

[833] This is a different thing.

[834] Like, he invited them to a screening of his special where that was the purpose.

[835] It wasn't like he threw it on in the middle of a party.

[836] Everybody, sit down, sit down.

[837] Trying to watch my special.

[838] Yeah, it's a little weird.

[839] Burnham, I'm enjoying the music and I got pizza here.

[840] That's a little different.

[841] Yeah, it's different.

[842] No, it was a screening, and his agents were there, and his managers were there, and people that worked at his...

[843] Do you have family come to your shooting your specials?

[844] No. Me neither.

[845] No. I don't like him at the show.

[846] No, no, no, no. You know, if someone from my family comes and watches me, I mean, they come to a show.

[847] Yeah, but they're not coming to the shooting of the special.

[848] And I don't ever ask them to.

[849] Like, if they want to, that's fine.

[850] But does your wife like to go?

[851] Sometimes I have her come out like every six months or so.

[852] Just to see.

[853] Just to see.

[854] Like, tell me, is it anything new?

[855] Like, what's different?

[856] Because she's known you for so long.

[857] She would know.

[858] It's like.

[859] Like, yeah, someone's, here's the thing, if someone sees you every weekend, and I have friends that take their girlfriends on the road with them, and they get so bored with their acts.

[860] Because they're watching a guy perform every night.

[861] Two nights in a row, two shows in a night.

[862] They, fucking, your act is nonsense to that.

[863] Dude, I'm, blah, blah, blah, blah.

[864] You're one of my favorite people on planet Earth.

[865] I'm not at the time story at the time.

[866] I've seen, you know, you're set when you're ready for this a bunch of times.

[867] And when I was leaving, someone's like, you know what I watch Joe?

[868] I'm like, dude, I've seen it, man. It's not disrespectful.

[869] Yeah, you don't know.

[870] I've seen it, though.

[871] I don't even watch, like.

[872] I've seen it 10 times.

[873] I don't even watch my favorites.

[874] Like, even Joey, I'll sometimes leave the room if he's on stage.

[875] Yeah, you don't, you also don't want to get bored with someone's act.

[876] You can't watch them over and over and over and over again.

[877] But that's what happens with girlfriends.

[878] Girlfriends are going on the road with guys.

[879] They're watching two sets a night.

[880] What a terrible idea of them.

[881] Thursday, Friday, Saturday.

[882] blah and then they just think you suck because you don't make them laugh anymore they're just over it like really this is what you do you tell the same story every night you pretend it's a new story and then if you have a new opening act like he's really funny like he's funny what about me he's funny oh I've seen you too many times like oh no yeah my brother used to think I was great he's on the road to me every time and the other night go here we go again goes I feel like I could do your act I'm like, motherfucker.

[883] He's probably good.

[884] He probably knows it by heart.

[885] We used to do that in Boston.

[886] We had a thing called Joe Biden night at Stitches.

[887] Joe Biden, who was the former vice president.

[888] People don't remember this.

[889] But in 1988, when he was running for president, he got busted retelling some of Kennedy's old speeches.

[890] Come on, man. This is in 88.

[891] Yeah.

[892] It was a big scandal.

[893] so we and that kind of took him out of the running for being president for a long time although they're talking about it again for 2020 but he um so we would do joe byden night at the comedy store we're like i would do your act that's awesome that's hilarious people probably loved it oh they loved it it was you know like an off night it's like a monday like you doing joe diaz yeah yeah yeah yeah well that would be good because i can do an impression of joe i know like a lot of it was just people just doing the material christia does count fucking great yeah yeah comedy is a weird thing you know you do it too many I mean that's one of the things about this special it's like I got too close to it you know like when you're editing things and you're practicing it and you're doing it over and over again I know it's working I know I go to a cloud I know it's gonna work I'm it's polished I practiced it I wrote it out I redid it I fucking edit it and changed it and twisted it and I know how to do it but I also don't want to hear it I've heard it too many times so you get too close to it so then when people are going to see it for the very first time you're like I don't know I don't know I hope they like it I'm too close to it I don't I lost it nervous even after all these years yes if you care you get nervous and it isn't it it you're so close to this body of work like you said it's your baby you know what I'm saying if someone's like dude that's sucked like motherfucker it's definitely people that are going to think it sucks that's always going to happen but my thing is the majority of my fans who like my comedy, I want them to like it.

[894] Correct.

[895] And so for me, it's like, I was confident.

[896] I knew I did everything I could do.

[897] I know I'm a good comic, and I know I've done everything I could do to make this my best one.

[898] So I knew I was confident.

[899] I knew it was a good special, and I thought it was my best special.

[900] I'm very confident that it's my best special, but it's still, I'm too close to it, so I don't know.

[901] So I just like, I was wondering that last night I saw you post it.

[902] I'm like, I wonder if he's nervous.

[903] I'd be nervous as fuck.

[904] Yeah, you get nervous.

[905] Look, it's a big deal.

[906] You know, Netflix put a lot of money and time and effort and promotion into this.

[907] And so it's, you know, and you don't want them to be embarrassed because they've been embarrassed a lot lately.

[908] They've had some fucking terrible specials that they put out.

[909] No comment.

[910] No comment.

[911] There's been some tough ones.

[912] You got to take a couple swings.

[913] Anyway, it's Connor McGregor, yeah.

[914] Well, it's good transition.

[915] This weekend, boy.

[916] Dude, I'll tell you this, I'm not being a hater.

[917] I'm not being some sort of Debbie Downer.

[918] I don't think it breaks two million pay -per -view buys.

[919] You might be right.

[920] I'm not seeing it, man. Like when Connor fought Floyd or when Connor Nate DS2, I couldn't go anywhere.

[921] Starbucks, you knit anywhere.

[922] Shoe store, car dealer.

[923] Everyone, dude, Connor Floyd, who you got, man?

[924] Everybody in their mom.

[925] Now, very rare.

[926] Maybe I'm one of my shows someone to bring it up, but.

[927] There's something that Connor didn't want to do for this fight, and that's massive promotion.

[928] So does that mean it's not as big?

[929] Like, who's that falling?

[930] Is that Connor?

[931] He doesn't want to do it.

[932] Well, the UFC has a model, right?

[933] And it worked in the Jose Aldo fight.

[934] That model is you just promote the holy fuck out of a fight.

[935] You travel the world.

[936] You promote the shit out of it.

[937] You scream at each other at press conferences.

[938] You do all that stuff for months and months and months, and those things sell like crazy.

[939] If it's Connor McGregor.

[940] If it's Connor McGregor.

[941] Who have they ever done it with besides Connor McGregor, like that?

[942] No one really sells like that.

[943] You know, a little bit with Rhonda, I guess, but she didn't have the same kind of chops as Connor.

[944] So Connor's the only one, but, you know, I don't know, maybe it's because he had a layoff.

[945] Maybe it's after the Floyd thing.

[946] I think it does well.

[947] I don't think it breaks Connor versus Nate, too.

[948] Well, I don't think it breaks 1 .6 million.

[949] What I think happened was Connor made $100 fucking million, and he was like, yeah, I'm just going to train.

[950] You know, I think, I think there's that.

[951] And I also goes, I'm not, that took so much energy to do all that.

[952] And everyone knows me as that guy.

[953] I have the toughest fight in my life coming up.

[954] I'm taking every precaution necessary, not to over train, not to use all my energy.

[955] This, I'm in the fight of my life.

[956] And I'm going to train like it.

[957] I'm shutting down everything.

[958] You can post the fucking me throwing the dolly through the window 1 ,000 times.

[959] I'll do the press conference on Thursday.

[960] Other than that, man, I have got to get ready for the fight of my life.

[961] That's the way I'm looking at it.

[962] I think you're right.

[963] And I think this is the fight of his life.

[964] I think stylistically, it's a nightmare matchup.

[965] I think it's a nightmare matchup for both of them.

[966] I think anyone who goes, oh, Connor, you know, he can't wrestle, he can't do this.

[967] He's just going to get taken down and pound it out.

[968] You're so off.

[969] It's not even funny.

[970] You don't know the game, man. He absolutely is capable of stuffing a takedown or two in the early going.

[971] That's what's up.

[972] Because in the early going, he's got that stinger of a left hand.

[973] His movement, his footwork.

[974] his footwork, and Khabib is going to know that coming in.

[975] He's going to be a little hesitant.

[976] He's not going to walk towards him like Edson -Barboza did, or he did in the Edson -Barbosa fight.

[977] You can't.

[978] Because Barboza is mostly kicks.

[979] Barbosa throws a lot of kicks, a lot of tie -style kicks, and Kabeb just put a tremendous amount of pressure on him and then got a hold of him.

[980] But Connor's going to crack him with hands, and his footwork is way better.

[981] He's just way better at moving in and moving out.

[982] I think when people go, it's either Connor starts.

[983] him and gets the kale or Kabib just takes him down for five rounds and pounds them out.

[984] I think it's a classic fight.

[985] I think it's back and forth.

[986] I think it's a fucking dog fight.

[987] I think it's a fight of our lives, man. I really do.

[988] I think you're probably right.

[989] I think you're getting a fucking great fight from two guys where there's more on the line than just win or lose.

[990] I think with Kabeb and what he represents and talking to his team, his team captain, Josh Thompson, he goes, Khabib's going to retire after this.

[991] Really?

[992] He wants to beat Connor and retire.

[993] Really?

[994] He wants to retire, like the Floyd Mayweather of MMA, 27 and O, beat the UFC's, you know, poster boy and he walks off in the sunset.

[995] Unless they get him a super fight with GSP or something, he's done.

[996] Really?

[997] Wow.

[998] That's shocking.

[999] He's young.

[1000] Very shocking.

[1001] But think how long he's been doing this since he's four, he's been fucking up grizzly beers.

[1002] So he's like, all right, I'm over this, man. And not to mention, he lives with his family, man. He still lives with his mom and dad, his wife, and his two kids, same house.

[1003] Wow.

[1004] That's what kind of monster you're dealing with.

[1005] And then for Connor, I think it's a legacy fight where, you know, he's coming off the Floyd Mayweather kind of train there where, you know, it was a success either way you look at it.

[1006] He made $100 million and compete against the best of all time and lasted more rounds than anyone thought and trained for a complete boxing match, so his striking is going to be better going in this fight.

[1007] But for him, it's not about the money.

[1008] You see him, the one interview he's done on MacLife, you can see it.

[1009] It's like, it's a vintage Connor.

[1010] We go, oh, shit, we got one here, man. This isn't, you know, the Floyd Mayweather is more of a show.

[1011] Like, you know, we didn't think he was going to win that.

[1012] This one, you look at it.

[1013] Oh, shit, that's vintage Connor.

[1014] This motherfucker's coming to fight.

[1015] And he might get taken down.

[1016] Yes, I guarantee you it gets taken down.

[1017] That motherfucker's going to get back up.

[1018] He's going to get up.

[1019] He's going to keep getting up.

[1020] And Khabis can keep coming.

[1021] And we got a dock fight, man. I think both guys are going to be fucked up after this fight.

[1022] It's going to be a classic.

[1023] It could be Or That's for it's fucking It could be It could be It could be that Playing this on a loop Just Play this on a loop Look Khabib's got to get through the fire You know He's got to get through the fire In the early going He's got to close that distance And he's got to do it With precision Without letting his nerves affect him Right I mean he's got all the shit talking Conner's done to him He's seen him rattled At the press conference He's rattled When he started talking about his dad He's rattled And I think we've also never seen Khabibb fight with high stakes.

[1024] Right.

[1025] Like when he fought Al -Iquint, that wasn't high stakes.

[1026] Al's an amazing fighter, but that's not the same as fighting Carter McGregor.

[1027] Right.

[1028] When he's fighting Etzen -Barboza, that's not in high stakes.

[1029] When you're fighting Connor McGregor, Connor takes all the chips on that poker table, puts it all in the middle, goes, I'm all in, you have to be all in.

[1030] I do well under these circumstances.

[1031] How do you respond?

[1032] Yeah.

[1033] So we've never seen Khabi, and everyone goes, oh, is cardio is great?

[1034] It is great.

[1035] But when the fucking, that Irish nation is rock in that fucking arena and there's all this pressure, his heart rate's going to go up.

[1036] And he's like, God, I fucking hate this guy.

[1037] Kabat he's never fought a guy who he hates.

[1038] He hates Connor.

[1039] Is he going to be overzealous and open himself up?

[1040] Yep.

[1041] There has to be something there.

[1042] Like Aldo.

[1043] Exactly.

[1044] Like Aldo.

[1045] Although he was an assassin until that fight.

[1046] People forget.

[1047] One of the best of all time.

[1048] Yeah.

[1049] Still is.

[1050] But that fight exposed how good.

[1051] Connor's psychological game is because months and months of being on tour with Connor, those press conferences, Connor stealing his belt and screaming at him and getting in his face and then starches him with one punch.

[1052] Amazing.

[1053] But what else is interesting is, remember, Conner is an amazing counterpuncher.

[1054] Well, to be an amazing counterpuncher, you need a guy to punch at you.

[1055] Kabee's not going to punch at him.

[1056] Right.

[1057] Unless it becomes an ego thing like you did with Al or Etzen Barboza, we just walk him down, there's no respect.

[1058] He might throw some punches.

[1059] So it's going to be interesting for Connor to find those angles when a guy's not playing the game.

[1060] Well, it's also, Khabib has had a history of struggling to make weight.

[1061] He cannot struggle to make weight for this fight.

[1062] He's got to be on point.

[1063] He came in that press conference at 174.

[1064] They said this motherfucker started camp at 180 something.

[1065] Like, he's never been more serious for a fight.

[1066] Which for people listening, if you're saying, like, well, buddy fights at 155, he used to wait 200.

[1067] 200, yeah.

[1068] Yeah, and then get down to 155.

[1069] And it was not good.

[1070] I mean, the Michael Johnson fight, he struggled, he had like some real shutdown issues.

[1071] And then the Tony Ferguson fight, they pulled him out of the fight.

[1072] He can't have any of that nonsense this weekend.

[1073] Oh, no. I don't think we will.

[1074] The nonsense, the only thing where, like, Jamie Tony's going to the fight, I would never go to this fight.

[1075] I think there's...

[1076] What?

[1077] I would not go to this fight for this reason.

[1078] I'm a complete pussy.

[1079] I think something's going to happen in the crowd between the Russians and the Irish.

[1080] I think that's...

[1081] Just the animosity between the two.

[1082] They hate each other so bad if this fight happens for...

[1083] For Connor, you're going to have upset Russians.

[1084] It happens for Kabim.

[1085] You're going to upset fucking Irish.

[1086] I think it's gotten bigger than just a UFC fight.

[1087] Really?

[1088] I do, man. It's so hostile.

[1089] You think you wouldn't go to this fight because the potential of the violence breaks out?

[1090] Correct.

[1091] I also don't like going to UFC fights.

[1092] I also don't like you going to UFC fights.

[1093] Why don't you like it?

[1094] Because you used to fight?

[1095] Yeah, it's just stressful for me. I just super stressful for me. Do you feel like you're going to fight again when you're there?

[1096] Yeah, I get the nerves.

[1097] And I'm just like, oh, God.

[1098] I go complete opposite of that now.

[1099] I try to get more relaxed, you know, when I'm doing stand -ups.

[1100] I don't want to be in that scared mode anymore.

[1101] Yeah, that's interesting.

[1102] My heart rate, I'm just sweating the whole time.

[1103] I'm just like around, like, sweating.

[1104] I look like shit.

[1105] Pull up that card.

[1106] Let me see the rest of the card.

[1107] Dude, if you're Tony Ferguson, it's like, oh, yeah, and Tony's fighting.

[1108] Right.

[1109] I know, and he's fighting Pettis.

[1110] It's not an easy fight for comeback, fight for Tony.

[1111] No, I mean, I'm just amazed that he's able to fight again so quickly.

[1112] after knee surgery.

[1113] You know what's interesting to me is I asked Josh Thompson who knows Khabi and obviously you can talk to D .C. about it but I go, dude, Tony's back.

[1114] Like if Khabib were to win he'd fight Tony Ryan and he goes, no interest.

[1115] That fight does nothing to him mentally.

[1116] He just doesn't care about it.

[1117] Kabeb just doesn't care.

[1118] Yeah, he's like not with Tony.

[1119] So he really just wants to fight Connor and then get out.

[1120] Get out.

[1121] Or fight GSP.

[1122] From this, from Josh Thompson's mouth, from Kibb.

[1123] He wants to beat the UFC's poster boy, Dana's poster boy, and walk the fuck out unless they give him a super fight who the fuck has ever been 26 and oh as a champion i think that's the only one yeah but 26 and oh for sure he's fucking who else has been an undefeated champion on defeated champion john jones but john jones did he fight matt hamill before he won the title yeah he fought matt hamill on the ultimate fighter that's her roy nelson brendon shot no no no it wasn't the ultimate fighter yeah was the ultimate No, not on the ultimate No, you know when they do the finale Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

[1124] Yeah, that's a bullshit loss, though.

[1125] Oh, my God.

[1126] You got a loss from whooping a dude's ass so bad.

[1127] He smashed him.

[1128] You know what?

[1129] As far as undefeated champions.

[1130] Who?

[1131] I don't think there's won.

[1132] Hennon -Barrell.

[1133] Oh, he won, but he lost his first fight.

[1134] Hennon -Berau lost his first over the U .S. I don't know.

[1135] He was like, he had like 30 wins in a row or some shit, but had a weird loss back in Brazil.

[1136] Yeah, he lost his first fight.

[1137] MMA fight rather.

[1138] Rhonda?

[1139] Yeah, Rhonda.

[1140] Ronda's only two losses were the two title fights between Holly and Amanda.

[1141] Let's see.

[1142] What do you got there, Jamie?

[1143] What are you pulling up?

[1144] List of undefeated MMA champions.

[1145] Ben Ascran hanging around.

[1146] Ben Ascran's for sure one of them.

[1147] Ben Ascran, to me, and I've had him on the podcast, I've said this a hundred times.

[1148] I love the guy.

[1149] He's my, oh, Brian Ortega.

[1150] But Brian Ortega isn't really a champion.

[1151] Well, these aren't champions.

[1152] are they?

[1153] These just undefeated MMA fighters.

[1154] Yeah.

[1155] Sorry, yeah, yeah.

[1156] These aren't champions.

[1157] Ben's the one guy who I'd love to see coming out of retirement and fight Khabib.

[1158] He's the one guy that's my biggest disappointment that that guy never fought in E .S. It's a fucking shame.

[1159] But the thing is, like, Khabib wouldn't fight.

[1160] I'm like, nobody knows who he is.

[1161] Outside of the hardcore guys.

[1162] No, why would you fight?

[1163] Why would you fight?

[1164] And maybe lose.

[1165] Maybe get out wrestled.

[1166] Here's the only, if you're going to say something about Kabib, he's 27 -0.

[1167] He really, when you look at the body of work from Connor compared to Khabib, it's not even close.

[1168] The wins that Connor has are remarkable.

[1169] Yes.

[1170] You look at the Max Holloway, Chad Mendes, Jose Aldo.

[1171] What he did to Eddie Alvarez?

[1172] I mean, ridiculous.

[1173] That was ridiculous.

[1174] Ridiculous.

[1175] Yeah.

[1176] Then Nate Diaz win, Nate Diaz lost.

[1177] You just look at the caliber of opponents that he's faced from a very young age.

[1178] It's a nightmare.

[1179] They look at Kabe.

[1180] He's 27 -0.

[1181] His biggest wins probably Barbosa.

[1182] DeSanchos, when he was a little weathered.

[1183] but, you know, but Barbosa is a perfect stylistic matchup for him.

[1184] So, yeah.

[1185] We don't know with Kibbe.

[1186] We know he's damn good, but how good.

[1187] He's had one weird moment in his entire career.

[1188] That's again, Michael Johnson, when Michael Johnson cracked him.

[1189] Wobled him for a second, and then he took him down and smashed him.

[1190] The Gleeson.

[1191] Tebow?

[1192] Tebowl fight got a little dicey, too.

[1193] Did it?

[1194] Yeah.

[1195] Boy, I don't remember that fight at all.

[1196] But with Michael Johnson, it's funny to me, because Michael Johnson landed that big overhand and people go, oh, Khabib has a weak chin.

[1197] I'm like, well, he's never been dropped.

[1198] He's never been...

[1199] He's never been sound as that's ever.

[1200] Michael Johnson starched Dustin Poirier with one punch.

[1201] Don't forget about that.

[1202] Michael Johnson can fucking punch.

[1203] He's explosive as shit.

[1204] Yeah, I mean, he caught Khabib, and Khabib got rock for a second, and then weathered the storm, took him down, smashed him.

[1205] It was a total dominant performance.

[1206] Yeah, if you look at his performance, Like, you look at his, rather, his resume.

[1207] Pat Healy was a tough fighter that showed Abel Trujillo.

[1208] He smashed Abel Trulah.

[1209] Remember Abel, he took down more times than anyone inside that object, 21 -town times, I think.

[1210] And he was a college wrestler.

[1211] Mm -hmm.

[1212] And a strong guy, too.

[1213] Abel strong as shit.

[1214] And that's Glees in Tebow, when is that?

[1215] 2012?

[1216] That's that juicy T -Bowel.

[1217] Yeah, the real big fight was the Barbosa fight, and then Al Iaquinta was, I mean, Aziz's last.

[1218] minute as last minute it gets and he still went five whole rounds with Iaquinta which was interesting for a lot of people like I talked to Eddie Alvarez after that fight and he was like very interesting I love Eddie yeah I was like this is a lot of things in that fight hon he was like yeah he's like uh you know once the once the fight got into the later rounds and he's still standing up with guys you like go oh all right it's so interesting to me because when you talk to anyone from aka obviously they're super pro k but they're like dude this is even a fight like this what do you this is one of kabee's easier fights he's definitely had way tougher matchups like you're crazy man they're like you should see kabib go against ed ruth who's an all -American Penn State wrestler like he fucks him up he takes him down like what but that's you know that's wrestling that's that wrestling you know that dance that rhythm Connor's not on that rhythm no you're talking about a different animal you're talking about a guy who is one of the best fencers in the game meaning can like jump in with one shot and put you out.

[1219] And he can do it moving back.

[1220] He can do it moving forward.

[1221] He can time you and he'll be very common there.

[1222] You will get the very best Connor McGregor.

[1223] He's also no slouch on the ground.

[1224] People think he's just going to get taken down and get crucifix right away.

[1225] You're out your goddamn mind.

[1226] You've got trains with Dylan Dennis.

[1227] He's brought in these Dagestani wrestlers.

[1228] Like he's training with the lead of the lead.

[1229] You know what Khabib's going to do.

[1230] It's way easy.

[1231] are trained for Kabee then it is Connor.

[1232] The Dark Horse fight on the card is Derek Lewis and Volkaw.

[1233] That's a great fight.

[1234] Alexander Volkov might be the best heavyweight on the planet.

[1235] What's he won?

[1236] His last six -fight winning streak?

[1237] He's a guy who's flying under the radar.

[1238] He's a giant too.

[1239] His last fight knocked out Radoom, people forget.

[1240] Yeah.

[1241] Isn't he like 6 -8 or some shit?

[1242] Six -eight, yeah, 6 -8.

[1243] Yeah, 6 -8.

[1244] Giant, tall, long dude who did real well in Bellator.

[1245] World champion in Bel -Tor.

[1246] And he has massive experience.

[1247] And you see him in that fight with With Verdume, he fucked Verdume up.

[1248] I know, man. He's a problem.

[1249] Interesting, Verdume just released a statement saying that Usada asked him to snitch.

[1250] I know.

[1251] What's going on with the snitch and stuff?

[1252] I don't know.

[1253] They offered him a lean, more lenient sentence if he was willing to snitch.

[1254] And he goes, fuck you.

[1255] I love Verdum.

[1256] And John, and then I guess John was like, cool.

[1257] I don't know if John.

[1258] I don't either.

[1259] But that's what they're saying.

[1260] I didn't hear John snitched.

[1261] Did you hear John snitched?

[1262] That's what the statement says.

[1263] But John's manager says that he didn't stand.

[1264] What statement from who?

[1265] The statement from?

[1266] Come on, bro.

[1267] His manager.

[1268] He just gave him skeptical hippo face.

[1269] Dude.

[1270] But no, I'm not saying John did.

[1271] Let's be very clear.

[1272] All I'm saying is he came out that statement.

[1273] And then Maliki goes, he didn't snitch.

[1274] And then.

[1275] Everybody's like, wait, what?

[1276] Novitsky.

[1277] Novitsky was like, no, you said you're going to give us some info to help us out down the road with other people.

[1278] So, you know, I don't.

[1279] What?

[1280] Yeah.

[1281] You saw it had to release an official.

[1282] statement went, hold on.

[1283] Wait a minute.

[1284] Because Malik came out and was like, no, we never agreed to say we're going to snitch.

[1285] And then you saw it as like, well, well, no, remember?

[1286] Remember the contract you signed?

[1287] Here's this section of the contract.

[1288] They said they would help them out in the future with other people.

[1289] I mean, but bring it up, Jamie.

[1290] John Jones World Champion walking around wearing a wire.

[1291] Hey, guys.

[1292] My creatine just ain't working.

[1293] God, everyone else, anyone else just exhausted today?

[1294] You guys are just so ripped.

[1295] You got your secret?

[1296] Got anything, bro?

[1297] Why aren't you a full hoodie and sweatsuit in the sauna?

[1298] Yeah, I don't, you know, I'm going to go on a limb here.

[1299] I don't think that John cheated.

[1300] I don't need, you don't think he cheated.

[1301] No. I don't know.

[1302] I don't know.

[1303] It's very murky waters.

[1304] I might be wrong.

[1305] I don't think he took something that was tainted.

[1306] I think that's why they're only giving him a year off.

[1307] And I think, look, I'd said it on the podcast before.

[1308] You don't have any skeptical hippo eyes about how it's short and sentence.

[1309] It's ready to go right around New York.

[1310] No. Right around the CSPN deal.

[1311] This is the explanation is right here.

[1312] Malki says there was none, but I keep saying that and everybody keeps running with it.

[1313] Substantial assistance doesn't necessarily mean it has to be on somebody else.

[1314] It could have been on himself.

[1315] What?

[1316] So go up to the part that Ysada said.

[1317] That's what Ysada released that statement.

[1318] Rishata said there are two avenues and blah blah blah, blah, blah, the antidotein policy allow for reduction of sanctions.

[1319] One, an individual can get a sanction reduction.

[1320] If he or she provides information that results in Yusada or another anti -euvre.

[1321] Doping Agency bringing forward an anti -doping policy violation against other athletes or support personnel and or two, a reduction can be given if the information results in a criminal or disciplinary body bringing forward a criminal offense against individuals, importantly, if the athlete or support personnel fails to continue to cooperate and provide credible substantial assistance, USADA will reinstate the original sanction.

[1322] That's snitching.

[1323] where I come from, but I don't know.

[1324] Now, I don't think John snitched on anyone to get a shorter sentence.

[1325] We'll find out if Jackson guys are popping left and right all of a sudden, but I don't think John did that.

[1326] I think that's just in there, maybe.

[1327] Maybe.

[1328] Or if, I don't know, we do not know it, and I like to give John Jones the benefit of the doubt.

[1329] And I will say this, if I'm a UFC fighter, I am hiring Malky to be my goddamn manager because what he's done with John, what he did with freaking all his guys, what he did with your boy, your old Romero, he goes to bat for them.

[1330] No one else is fucking with a golden snitch like Malky does.

[1331] Yeah.

[1332] And everyone else kind of just goes, oh, fuck, we got busted, man. Not Malky, man. That dude's going to the end of the earth to fight for your freedom.

[1333] Yeah, he, and it seems like his...

[1334] I don't know him that well.

[1335] I don't know him as a person, you know, managers or managers, but I'm saying if I'm the UFC, because they can't negotiate your sponsorship, it's Reebok.

[1336] So what can they really do?

[1337] Your contract, and now you've got to deal with Ysada, who's a huge deal.

[1338] Right.

[1339] Malki is this fucking dog right now that you want in your back pocket.

[1340] And it's interesting that USADA has just released, like, they released a statement that they're changing their policy.

[1341] So say if you piss hot, they don't, and what's really interesting is Sean O'Malley right afterwards said, yo, I pissed hot.

[1342] He said, they don't want to announce that people pissed hot.

[1343] He goes, I pissed hot.

[1344] He goes, let me tell you something.

[1345] They're going to check my supplements.

[1346] And we think we've got it nailed.

[1347] We think we know what it is.

[1348] But in the meantime, this is why I was removed from the fight this weekend.

[1349] So they're not going to announce it.

[1350] They're just going to pull you from the card.

[1351] They're just going to pull you from the card.

[1352] That ain't right.

[1353] And they don't announce it.

[1354] That ain't right.

[1355] And then they go through the entire steps.

[1356] And then if you're exonerated, you were never accused in the first place.

[1357] See, the problem is, is with your Sean O'Malley, whoever you are, Travis Brown, whoever, name any fighter you want.

[1358] If you've ever been, if it's even been hinted, if you've ever had an issue, and you get that label, nothing.

[1359] Like people just go, he's on steroids.

[1360] They don't do a big announcement going, sorry, we didn't find anything.

[1361] My bat.

[1362] Hey, Josh Burnett.

[1363] Sorry, I've been out for 22 months.

[1364] My bat.

[1365] What the fuck, man?

[1366] Give me some sort of conversation.

[1367] That's true.

[1368] Also, so it took you how long to figure this out?

[1369] I can't work during that time period.

[1370] Right.

[1371] And because of you, I can't work.

[1372] And you made a mistake.

[1373] And you made the mistake.

[1374] How are we going to make this right?

[1375] Oh, I bet.

[1376] You can go fight now.

[1377] Yeah.

[1378] That's insane.

[1379] Especially for Josh.

[1380] He's like 37.

[1381] He's not young.

[1382] Or how about for...

[1383] I think he's actually older than 37.

[1384] Josh might be 40.

[1385] Yeah, he's not...

[1386] He's long in the tooth.

[1387] He's been doing for a hot minute.

[1388] Yeah, I mean, he was...

[1389] But think if you're John Jones, though, dude.

[1390] Right.

[1391] Let's say he...

[1392] Let's say you're right, and he didn't do anything.

[1393] Nothing on purpose, and it was some bullshit supplement.

[1394] And he's been dragged through the mud, rightfully so after him and woman pregnant, all that.

[1395] But with this...

[1396] That's a different thing, that's a different thing.

[1397] With this, you're like, what the fuck, man?

[1398] Right.

[1399] I could have fought Brock Lesner.

[1400] I could have been living D .C.'s life.

[1401] But because of this, I've been living in D. I've been my name's been tarnished forever yeah but there was something in his urine there was a substance and that substance is a performance enhancing substance the real question is did it come like there's a lot of people that got it from supplements I mean this is happening all throughout sports but then there's people that say no they're saying that it happened from supplements but really that's just an excuse for what people people for them getting popped that's what most people yeah the majority side with that the problem in John's situation is that He tested negative and then he tested positive and then he tested negative in a very short period of time, which means the amount that was in his system is a trace amount, which is not anything that you could take that would impart performance -enhancing benefits.

[1402] No, they said it like having a drop of steroids and a huge vat of water.

[1403] Like, it's not going to benefit them.

[1404] Now, some people, and not me, man, I'm with you.

[1405] Maybe he did take something that he wasn't supposed to, but I don't think it helped his performance.

[1406] But some people say, well, that he was microdosing.

[1407] So it didn't get it out of his system in time.

[1408] That's why it's such a small trace amount.

[1409] But at the time, if they would have tested them, been a higher potency.

[1410] Maybe.

[1411] I don't think you can microdose this shit, though.

[1412] I have no idea, Jim.

[1413] I don't know.

[1414] But listen, they said he didn't do it.

[1415] Here's the shitty thing, though.

[1416] Now DC's upset because they're like KDC.

[1417] We're going to strip you of one of your belts, and John's going to fight for it.

[1418] But they haven't worked that out yet.

[1419] That's what they're trying to.

[1420] The Gustafson John Jones situation is still hasn't been resolved yet.

[1421] Ding, ding.

[1422] We're going to find out this weekend.

[1423] You think?

[1424] Let me see out the card.

[1425] Yeah, I think this weekend they'll have to announce.

[1426] They have to announce something.

[1427] It's a fucking month away, man. I mean, what else do you do?

[1428] That, you know, this is a great card.

[1429] Obviously, the main event's ridiculous.

[1430] But that Massacre Garden card is a better fight.

[1431] Better overall fight.

[1432] Yeah.

[1433] No, I think it is, too.

[1434] This is, look, the big fights on this card are Nirmigamidoff and Ferguson versus Pettis.

[1435] Nirmagaminoff versus Conner is a fight for the ages.

[1436] I mean, that's absolutely one of the big.

[1437] fights in the history of the sport.

[1438] That's a giant fucking fight.

[1439] I mean, undefeated champion who just smashes and malls people against one of the most enigmatic, charismatic, fucking superstars of sports ever known.

[1440] And he's coming off of a long two -year absence from MMA, where he fought the biggest boxer on the planet Earth, arguably the best boxer ever and went 10 rounds with him.

[1441] And then he's going from that to fighting Nirmica Medov again for the title.

[1442] This is a giant fight.

[1443] Huge fight.

[1444] Biggest fight in UFC history.

[1445] For sure.

[1446] Conor has changed the sport.

[1447] I mean, he really has.

[1448] Oh, forever.

[1449] He's a different thing.

[1450] He's different than all the rest of the fighters.

[1451] He's just different.

[1452] He's so much more of a superstar.

[1453] Yeah, he's more, literally like it.

[1454] He's more of a, he's the biggest celebrity with the best talents they've ever had and not doing other things too he's like fuck your movies dude he's he's at some crazy i know first hand he's had some crazy offers i'm like you didn't take that and you're like no he didn't want to do it he says he wants to be loyal to the game he's like there's plenty of time for that bullshit when i've done fighting brilliant yeah i mean that's the way to do it i mean i think that is one of the things it did ronda in is that she was doing everything i mean they had her doing movies they had her doing tv shows i think that did her in but also the skill set with connors a little different he has a skill set yeah Yes.

[1455] Yes.

[1456] Well, it's a more comprehensive camp, too.

[1457] I mean, there was a Achilles heel with Rhonda was the camp.

[1458] I mean, look, if you're fighting someone like Amanda Nunes, you better be fully prepared.

[1459] It's just different, too, you know, with the female division, it's still growing.

[1460] So, you know, what she was in her time period was one of the best of all time was the pioneer of the sport.

[1461] But, you know, there's so much in their infancy of starting with mixed martial arts.

[1462] They're adapting.

[1463] fast so ronda didn't get better when everyone else got a lot better yeah they caught up to her she didn't have the skill sets and i think there was i think you're right i think her her game didn't advance but i think there was also i mean just look she was so fucking good compared to them in the beginning she was just so good and then she was doing everything she was doing tv shows movies just the wrong people around from her management her agent brad like the whole thing was a nightmare.

[1464] The whole thing's a nightmare.

[1465] So she's doing all that stuff.

[1466] It worked out all these distractions.

[1467] It worked out financially up to a point.

[1468] Well, when I say I mean it works out, oh.

[1469] We're big ones.

[1470] Big ones.

[1471] I mean, it worked out in the sense where, you know, she's doing something out.

[1472] She looks happy.

[1473] She's in the WWE.

[1474] She's a huge star over there.

[1475] She's actually really good at it.

[1476] Yeah.

[1477] She's killing it over there.

[1478] Apparently, she's like a natural at it.

[1479] Right.

[1480] So she's the champ over there, not getting him in the face.

[1481] Right.

[1482] And that's brain damage?

[1483] Yeah.

[1484] Well, you can still get brain damage.

[1485] Yeah.

[1486] So I guess it kind of worked out.

[1487] Yeah.

[1488] But, I mean, when you're talking about Khabib and Connor, you're talking about the two most skillful lightweights of all time.

[1489] Yeah.

[1490] One guy is the best grappler we've ever seen in the UFC and Kabeb.

[1491] The other is the best striker we've ever seen in the O .C. One of them, for sure.

[1492] I think he's the best, as far as timing, as far as putting it all together, his movement, we've never seen anything like it.

[1493] Not even, I think what he does is completely different than what Wonderboy does.

[1494] Are we seen a wonder?

[1495] I can go watch.

[1496] I'm not taking any credit away from Wonderboy.

[1497] I'm saying from Wonderboy.

[1498] Wonderboy coming over with his kickboxing background into UFC, we've seen some of that.

[1499] Wonderboy's just the best.

[1500] See, the thing is you've never seen Connor fight a guy like Wonderboy, whereas you've seen Wonderboy fight Darren Till.

[1501] You've seen Wonderboy fight someone who's that kind of a striker.

[1502] You've never seen Connor fight someone who is as dangerous standing up as he is.

[1503] Jose Aldo.

[1504] Yeah, but it was a different weight class, really.

[1505] He was so much bigger.

[1506] He's so much bigger than Aldo.

[1507] No, you're right.

[1508] You're right.

[1509] Like, remember, Josiah Otto was a fucking assassin.

[1510] Yeah.

[1511] Like, what he did to Jose, for whatever reason, puts the shade over Jose.

[1512] Jose was so good, man. He was a killer.

[1513] Striking was amazing.

[1514] Everyone was hanging off his Brazilian nuts.

[1515] And they get starched in 13 seconds.

[1516] We're like, he's all right.

[1517] Well, then the question is, like, did Connor catch him when he had already taken in a lot of damage?

[1518] Like, after the second Chad Mendez fight, people started to question because the second fight, you know, that was a war.

[1519] Great fight.

[1520] Great fight.

[1521] My favorite fights all the whole time.

[1522] Yeah.

[1523] No, it's a good point.

[1524] But then, and then he fights a young Max Holloway.

[1525] Mm -hmm.

[1526] You know, they're both young.

[1527] That's not an easy fight.

[1528] Beats Max Hollowing has a torn fucking ACL or MCL in his knee.

[1529] True.

[1530] He fights Dustin Porriere.

[1531] Like, you look at the guy, like Max Holloway, champion.

[1532] Dustin Porier, he's fighting fucking Nate Diaz now.

[1533] He could easily be the 155 champion.

[1534] Eddie Alvarez, champion.

[1535] Hey, what do you know about, but you have a Chad Mendes super last minute notice, no cardio, didn't have a camp at all.

[1536] I'm just saying a win to win, brother.

[1537] Yeah, it's true.

[1538] True.

[1539] It's true.

[1540] But there's a caveat next to that one.

[1541] For sure, but still.

[1542] What are you hearing about Max Holloway?

[1543] Like, how's he doing it?

[1544] They're fighting.

[1545] They just got announced.

[1546] Is he okay again?

[1547] They're fighting in Toronto.

[1548] Yeah, he's good to go.

[1549] Bad weight cut from what I hear.

[1550] Really?

[1551] Yeah.

[1552] Bad way cut.

[1553] Yeah.

[1554] So how the fuck is he going to make that weight again?

[1555] Probably go, what do we do last camp and redo everything?

[1556] He's so big, dude.

[1557] He's so big.

[1558] Ortega's big, too, though, man. And he figured it out.

[1559] Yeah, but he hasn't been doing it as long.

[1560] Like I think the thing about the weight cutting is, and this is like one of the things that I've been learning talking nutritionists and guys who diet and guys who get ready for bodybuilding competition, like talking to Lane Norton last week, who's a, he's a scientist, like a legit PhD as well as a guy who's competed in bodybuilding.

[1561] He's like, your body does not want to do that.

[1562] And your body tries to protect you from doing it.

[1563] And the more times you do it, the more and more difficult it is for you to do.

[1564] weight cutting is the number one primary problem with MMA.

[1565] 100%.

[1566] You got to listen to Carter McGarger's interview that did with Mack Life.

[1567] He talked about weight cutting.

[1568] What did he say?

[1569] I missed that part, but he talks about how the weight cutting was an issue and how dangerous it is and it's not good.

[1570] It's fucking terrible.

[1571] He touches on that.

[1572] Yeah, Dustin Porrier talked about that too, and he said that he thinks everybody should go up one weight class.

[1573] But then, you know, what is happening with this 165 -pound title?

[1574] Because they were going to have Nate Diaz fight Dustin.

[1575] Both those guys came out and said they're going to be fighting for the title.

[1576] They came up with that game plan, which I love.

[1577] They tried forcing the UFC's hand.

[1578] Did they?

[1579] Yeah, it was their idea, which is brilliant.

[1580] That, come on.

[1581] I mean, that's the plan.

[1582] And then the UFC's like, no, they're not.

[1583] Like, Dana goes, I don't know why they keep saying this stuff.

[1584] Nate's, they signed a contract.

[1585] They're fined at 55.

[1586] 65.

[1587] No, they're not fine at 65.

[1588] Really?

[1589] No, that, that's, they're not fine at 65.

[1590] They made that up.

[1591] Nate Diaz and Dusty Pore thought it'd be great to fight at 65 for a title.

[1592] Really?

[1593] not the UFC's idea.

[1594] The USC had to come out.

[1595] So the UFC had to repost me like, no, it's 55.

[1596] So it's like Dustin and Ney, hey, what's up?

[1597] What's up, dude?

[1598] Main event for a title.

[1599] Let's do this, man. Let's say we're going to fight a 65.

[1600] All right, fuck it.

[1601] You know, I'm going to fuck you up.

[1602] I'll fuck you up.

[1603] Yeah.

[1604] I thought it was brilliant.

[1605] And then they tried forcing the UFC's hand and then Dana had to come out.

[1606] So people, and then when they told them it's not happening, you know, there's no belt.

[1607] There's no 65 pound belt.

[1608] Nate was like, oh, fucking I'm out.

[1609] What is this?

[1610] This is Nate saying, I'm happy to announce I'm bringing a new weight division.

[1611] Yeah, but what is that 165 -pound belt superfighter division?

[1612] What does that mean?

[1613] It's just them like trolling the UFC, which is hilarious.

[1614] And then Dustin goes, it's been a long journey, but here we are.

[1615] New York City, first ever 165 title UFC 165.

[1616] I like how we hashtag thug Jitsu.

[1617] Shout out to Eve Edwards.

[1618] It's hilarious.

[1619] But then you look at it, and Dana, White.

[1620] There's absolutely no truth to it.

[1621] No. It just doesn't make any sense.

[1622] But here's the thing.

[1623] If there was truth to it, maybe you could sell that title better, that card better, if that's the title five.

[1624] That's exactly what you should do.

[1625] They fucking teed it up for you.

[1626] What are you waiting for?

[1627] But have that as well as the main event.

[1628] Do all right.

[1629] If you get another main event.

[1630] Why not go?

[1631] All right.

[1632] Fuck my ego.

[1633] Let's do it.

[1634] Nate, Dustin, 165 World Title, New Division.

[1635] one's all crunk for it.

[1636] If John Jones or whoever we're trying to get else, it works, great, that's going to hype this thing every more.

[1637] But a month out, do that.

[1638] I would love, Dustin Portia and Nate Diaz can headline this fucking Masquerade Garden card.

[1639] It's insane not to announce someone.

[1640] But I think they want something bigger.

[1641] I think they want John Jones.

[1642] But at 165 title, why not just, why not just the appetizer?

[1643] That's a deep, heavy appetizer to sell ticket.

[1644] Here's the craziest of crazy questions.

[1645] Here's the craziest of crazy questions.

[1646] D .C. is supposed to be fighting Brock motherfucker and Lesnar, right, for the heavyweight title.

[1647] Next year.

[1648] But that's next year.

[1649] John Jones versus D .C. for the heavyweight title in Madison Square Garden.

[1650] It's not happening, but.

[1651] Why not?

[1652] Because D .C. He said he can't.

[1653] They want him to fight.

[1654] Can't what?

[1655] Because he wants to fight at light heavyweight.

[1656] And John and I think Dana wanted to fight a heavyweight.

[1657] but he wants to do it at light heavyweight.

[1658] He doesn't want to do it at heavyweight.

[1659] He doesn't want to fight John at heavyweight.

[1660] Light heavyweight.

[1661] That's what he's been saying.

[1662] Listen, someone needs to pull him aside, give him a fat bucket of Popeye's fried chicken because that's his favorite.

[1663] By fat buck, you mean fat bucket of cash.

[1664] That's what I was going to say next.

[1665] Okay.

[1666] I was going to say a briefcase, slide up.

[1667] Back up the brink trucks.

[1668] Leather briefcases that has those click -click things on it.

[1669] You lift it up.

[1670] If I'm D .C., I'm not doing that.

[1671] I'm going, hold up.

[1672] I'm going to fight.

[1673] Brock in January, February, I'm going to get paid.

[1674] I'm going to beat the shit out of Brock, right?

[1675] That's a big payday for me. It's a big payday.

[1676] And then have John fight Kane, have John fight Steepa at heavyweight.

[1677] Let's see how he looks.

[1678] If he looks human, I'll fight that full.

[1679] But if he looks like Uber -Ream at heavyweight, I'll see you on the other side.

[1680] And I'm fucking retiring.

[1681] That is a fight, right?

[1682] Stepe versus John Jones at heavyweight and Madison Square Garden.

[1683] That would be a giant fight.

[1684] Huge fight.

[1685] That's a giant headliner.

[1686] That's a headliner.

[1687] Fuck, what?

[1688] That gets my dick hard.

[1689] Now.

[1690] Here's one for you, though.

[1691] Why not?

[1692] Like, uh, see, Connor versus, uh, could be the same biggest fight of all the time UFC history.

[1693] Right.

[1694] Paper views, I don't think so.

[1695] But let's say DC would beat Brock, John beat Steepa.

[1696] John D .C. the trilogy at heavyweight for the world title.

[1697] You don't think that's bigger than this fight this weekend?

[1698] To me, it's bigger.

[1699] No, it's not bigger because just Connor McGregor is a bigger room.

[1700] What is this?

[1701] We might see Daniel Cormier -John's trilogy at heavyweight.

[1702] Aha.

[1703] See what I'm saying?

[1704] See what I'm saying?

[1705] They're trying to force my boy DC and this shit he doesn't want to do, bro.

[1706] Stay strong, D .C. No, no, no, no, no, no, no. Take the fight.

[1707] No, fight.

[1708] No, fight Brock.

[1709] Listen, John's been off a long time.

[1710] Do you remember when he came back against Ovin, St. Prue, wasn't the best fighting.

[1711] This might be the time.

[1712] What a great story for D .C. if you were to beat John and then right off in the sunset imagine that and then rides off in the sunset to play devil's ab kit what if he gets head kicked again at heavyweight loses both belts and everyone's like well there you go well look john is if not the best ever he's one of the best ever i think he's the best ever with mighty mouse having lost it's it's a real good argument i think in terms of like the overall ability to get things done you got to look at what he's done he's never lost he only lost to matt hamill and that was a bullshit loss.

[1713] Look at the guys he's fought, too.

[1714] Fought, murders.

[1715] And the way he beat him, too.

[1716] Killers.

[1717] Remember when he choked Leota out and just dropped him?

[1718] Vicious.

[1719] Just fell in a clump.

[1720] Then what he did to fucking Vitor Bell for, he submitted Vitor was like, you're a black belt.

[1721] Very cool.

[1722] After he got his arm broken, Connor McGregor not keen on facing GSP next, but interested in Anderson Silva.

[1723] Get that shit out of my face, Connor.

[1724] What?

[1725] Why would he not be interested in facing GSP, but he's interested in facing Anderson?

[1726] Anderson is a 185 pounder.

[1727] We'll see what happens next, but I don't think GSP is next.

[1728] He doesn't have anything for me personally.

[1729] I'm not going to shut the door on that down the line.

[1730] You know what would be another great one, Anderson Silva.

[1731] I think he thinks Anderson is slowed way down.

[1732] George is not slowed down yet.

[1733] George at 55 versus Conner's an amazing fight.

[1734] Well, at 70, it's an amazing fight too.

[1735] They're not fine at 70.

[1736] No?

[1737] No way?

[1738] Nope, not happening.

[1739] What makes you say that?

[1740] makes you say that you've seen uh george really looks pretty spelt well i saw one picture of him when he was in the sauna when people say he's making a test cut to 55 ask your boy for us i'm looking ask george that's george should call him up right now call him up that's my phone you think he's can give us a real answer on there i never called anybody me neither sometimes brian does it's the nightmare it's probably rude right yeah they're like what you're on here hey it's it's rogan and chub is there any way you're going to fight and they're like dude come on problem at that is like he's leaning in and that that image of him at 170 is in the middle of a fight so he's all pumped up with muscle his muscles are inflated you know he might actually be trying to make 55 he does look very slim there this is what i've heard through the grapevine gsp wants to wants to fight and the fight he wants that is that 55 but it's only if uh connor wins Really?

[1741] He doesn't think beating Khabib would be like a legacy fight for him.

[1742] Well, I'll tell you what, in terms of pay -per -view, that would be a giant fight.

[1743] Connor GSP?

[1744] Yes.

[1745] Especially after GSP, big boy.

[1746] Beat, beat Bisping, got 800 ,000 pay -per -view buys after two, how many years out of the game?

[1747] Four?

[1748] Four?

[1749] Four years out of the game?

[1750] Four -year layoff.

[1751] Four -year layoff comes back, and I'll tell you what, man, when he did my podcast, he's super lucid.

[1752] He's there, 100%.

[1753] Oh, yeah.

[1754] Like, all that rest in him good.

[1755] Brilliant guy.

[1756] Rest did him good.

[1757] Smart, smart guy.

[1758] That would be a giant fight.

[1759] That's a giant fight.

[1760] And he'd probably be vulnerable at 55.

[1761] Yeah.

[1762] It's a good fight.

[1763] It's a good fight for Connor.

[1764] Good fight for George, too.

[1765] Do you think he would be faster?

[1766] I mean, would he be fast?

[1767] Would he necessarily be faster at 55?

[1768] I don't think so.

[1769] I think he'd be so diminished.

[1770] Yeah.

[1771] I think he'd be solid and obviously his technique still there, but I think, you know, at 70, that's George all day.

[1772] 85, not so much.

[1773] That boy looked thick.

[1774] Yeah, but he said he had a real hard time keeping that weight on.

[1775] on.

[1776] It fucked up his intestines.

[1777] Yeah, whatever it was.

[1778] He fucked up his digestive system.

[1779] Boy, it was thick.

[1780] He said he's eating all day, trying to keep the mass on.

[1781] Yeah.

[1782] That's a rough one.

[1783] Yeah, he's got some sort of a stomach issue now.

[1784] Collitis?

[1785] Yeah, that's right.

[1786] Yeah.

[1787] And he said he got it from just eating like a fucking pig while he's training.

[1788] Like, he was always like almost throwing up.

[1789] Jesus Christ.

[1790] Yeah.

[1791] Yeah, not good.

[1792] What else is on this card this weekend?

[1793] Other than that, man. What do we got?

[1794] Michelle Waterson, Felice Herrick, that's a good fight.

[1795] That's a fun fight.

[1796] You got Little Pettis fighting Juicy A Formiga.

[1797] Formiga.

[1798] Yeah.

[1799] In the boxing world, you got Deonté Wilder, Tyson Fury fight, man. December.

[1800] I'm doing the press conference.

[1801] Wednesday.

[1802] I know.

[1803] That's an interesting fight.

[1804] You hear what Teddy Atlas said about Deontay Wilder?

[1805] Just how hard he can hit?

[1806] He just called him Thor.

[1807] He's hilarious.

[1808] He's got that hammer.

[1809] He's like Thor.

[1810] How great is Teddy Atlas?

[1811] It's great.

[1812] That was a fun interview.

[1813] I didn't get to the very end, but he mentioned something of it where he was saying how he thinks is an issue.

[1814] And I never really thought about it until he brought up.

[1815] I've never thought about it.

[1816] When boxing became a little corrupt and got a little weird for him is when the fighters started to have their own promotions in with the boxing world, right?

[1817] Like the promoters and the fighters working together, and now we're starting to see this now with the UFC.

[1818] We're going down the same road with Conner with McGregor promotions in the UFC.

[1819] Now they're in cahoots, right?

[1820] But he was also talking about how the promoters will take out the judges to dinner.

[1821] You know, and it's like that, that's a total conflict of venture.

[1822] Even if you're not paying them, they're eating at the nicest places, drinking the nicest wine.

[1823] That's so sketchy, man. Yeah, so sketchy.

[1824] It's legal in some sort of strange loophole way.

[1825] It's very strange.

[1826] Yeah.

[1827] What else is coming up down in the future?

[1828] What else is going on?

[1829] Like, what's another big fight?

[1830] The December card, you got Cyborg Nunes happening.

[1831] Now, the December card in Toronto?

[1832] No, December card in Toronto is Brian Ortega Holloway.

[1833] Right.

[1834] And so there's another December card?

[1835] The New Year's card.

[1836] You know when they do it right before New Year's?

[1837] Oh, so there's two paper views?

[1838] Pretty sure.

[1839] Because the place that Valentina Shepchenko versus Sejara Eubanks, what?

[1840] For the vacant flyway title, where headline UFC 230.

[1841] I thought, Yohanna.

[1842] Yeah.

[1843] Hey.

[1844] Is this just coming out today?

[1845] I was about to show you a tweet that said that they were talking about moving it up, and it was in flux, and then when I went to look for it.

[1846] Oh, wait, that's going to headline Mass Square Garden?

[1847] What?

[1848] I've lost all energy in my body.

[1849] What?

[1850] Oh, yeah, because that gets my dick harder than Dustin Porre versus Nate Diaz for a hundred and sixty -five -pound title.

[1851] No offense, but I don't even know who Sejara Eubanks is, and I'm the commentator for the UFC.

[1852] I've never heard of her And I'm not being a dick either I'm just saying as far as headline Mastquare Garden You got some nerve Whoever put this together Let's see a video on this young lady I'm sure she's an absolute monster And good for her She is Congrats She looks scary How many fights does she have She's one in the UFC She's one fight in the UFC She's one fight in the UFC And she's four and two Four and two Okay And what happened with Yowana?

[1853] She must got injured or some shit.

[1854] Yeah, I don't know if this is the previous.

[1855] Well, this is Brett Akamoto.

[1856] He's a reliable source.

[1857] Remember, ESPN's in Cohoots with the U .S .C. now.

[1858] Supposed to face Yowna, but that may change two if the switch happens.

[1859] Okay, per sources.

[1860] They've discussed moving Valentina Shvchenko.

[1861] Is this the previous tweet?

[1862] Yeah, that's the previous one.

[1863] And then he made another one saying that it's locked in.

[1864] Wow.

[1865] Okay.

[1866] The fucking.

[1867] Britney Spears.

[1868] Who's the dude, what's that guy's name, Christopher Castano?

[1869] Chris underscore Castano.

[1870] That's hilarious.

[1871] He put that Britney Spearled, what?

[1872] Yeah.

[1873] These poor girls, it sucks for them, but the magnitude of Matt Square Garden, you're thinking it's going to be, I was thinking, Jones, fucking Kane Velasquez, I'm the, Steppe Jones, DC, something that would just blow my hair back.

[1874] They're like, hold up.

[1875] Valentina against a girl was four and two with one fight in the UFC.

[1876] For the flyway title, it's...

[1877] The Nico Montana, they stripped her because she didn't make weight for one fight.

[1878] What?

[1879] Those are your friends, Joe.

[1880] Hey.

[1881] Just kidding.

[1882] Listen, man, I don't want to be a promoter.

[1883] Fuck that.

[1884] You just keep doing anything.

[1885] Fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck.

[1886] Fuck that job.

[1887] You'll be working that one, though.

[1888] I was going to say, we could have done a companion and just freaking went ham.

[1889] I know, we could have...

[1890] Damn it.

[1891] When are we going to do a companion again?

[1892] When is everyone together?

[1893] When are you not working?

[1894] I don't know.

[1895] Why am I not working?

[1896] Well, I'm, uh, I'm chilling out for a while now that, uh, I got that show that I did in Toronto on Saturday night was my last big show for a long time.

[1897] How long are you going to chill?

[1898] Quite a while.

[1899] Because you got to get another hour.

[1900] Yeah, I'm at like 25 minutes, 24 minutes.

[1901] You're still going to be doing sets or, it might be nice taking a little break, though, huh?

[1902] I'm taking this week off.

[1903] Just the week off?

[1904] Yeah, just relaxing and then going to the UFC this weekend.

[1905] Hanging with the family.

[1906] Yeah, I'm just looking forward to just, I, I, I, I, I, did it it's out and i'm a chill and then i need to i need to wait till october's over so i could do some mushrooms need he gets a new material oh yeah you're in sober sober october sober october you're going to do sober october i don't drink or smoke really i have nothing to be sober i'll just say you're doing it i mean i mean yeah i do it year round but sure want to get involved in the fitness challenge yeah that's easy let's do that i get you in that i got an extra one of these things really yeah all right let's do it okay i just work out with you guys that you're in all right i'm in easy what is it what do i get to wear this thing right here can I turn into headband no you put it around your waist oh sick around your chest and then I download the app yeah all right I'll get you one of those I ordered an extra one fuck yeah thanks dude right I'm in dude yeah but it's not much for me though because I don't really drink or smoke or anything like Stanhope's the big one yeah he's got to go to a doctor Stanhope is getting measured he's getting his blood work done and the doctor's gonna go you should be dead I met him for the The first time at the comedy story, super nice guy.

[1907] Oh, he's the best.

[1908] I've heard about him forever.

[1909] He's a really nice guy to me. He's a sweetheart.

[1910] I just think guys are going to be mean to me for the reason.

[1911] It's my own complex, but he's super nice to me. You think they're going to be mean to you?

[1912] Yeah.

[1913] Yeah, because a few of them have been.

[1914] Yeah.

[1915] Some have.

[1916] Fuck this guy.

[1917] People, they think you're infringing on their turf, you know?

[1918] I get it.

[1919] It's stupid.

[1920] I 100 % do it.

[1921] Comedy is everybody's turf.

[1922] If you can do it, you can do it.

[1923] As long as you don't steal, it's everybody's turf.

[1924] As long as the crowd's laughing, you don't steal.

[1925] Yeah.

[1926] The crowd's not laugh, then, yeah, I don't belong to be there.

[1927] Yeah, don't steal and, you know, come up with your own shit and be nice to people and everyone should let you in.

[1928] We're all freaks and misfits.

[1929] The idea that one type of freak and misfit is okay, but another type isn't.

[1930] Yeah.

[1931] You know, I had to deal with that, especially early on.

[1932] Were you self -conscious early on?

[1933] Because you're a bigger dude and you have tattoos.

[1934] Were you self -conscious of it?

[1935] Yeah, that's why to this day I always go on stage with long -sleeved shirts.

[1936] People say, like, one of the things that people said about, um, strange times like why don't you wear fucking shirts that fit you because i don't feel good in shirts that fit me i mean i don't mind wearing a shirt that fits me to the movies or to a restaurant or something like that on stage or self -conscious about it loose things that don't show muscle they don't show any i don't want anybody looking at my body yeah i hear you yeah yeah yeah like you got to you couldn't go on stage with a fucking tank top on people like fuck this guy right right any of skinny jeans on you know exactly Fuck this guy.

[1937] It's not funny, man. But Theo goes on stage with a tank top, and it's all good.

[1938] I know.

[1939] Brian can.

[1940] Yeah, it's no problem.

[1941] Don't tell Brian he can.

[1942] Brian get upset.

[1943] Come on, guys.

[1944] Guys think I'm ripped.

[1945] No, come on.

[1946] Do a lot of body weight.

[1947] Work.

[1948] Yeah.

[1949] You know what I found a legit massage lady?

[1950] Oh my God.

[1951] This lady tortured me the other day.

[1952] Do I know her?

[1953] No. She's, um, she is a trigger point specialist.

[1954] and she gets, she's a strong lady and she gets that fucking elbow in your back.

[1955] Is she a big girl?

[1956] Woo, yeah, she's a big girl.

[1957] Yeah, she's a big lady.

[1958] That's how you know it's good.

[1959] She's fucking strong.

[1960] Does she breathe hard?

[1961] Yeah, she broke me. That distracts me, but it's good for you.

[1962] Dude, my whole back to this day is still sore.

[1963] It was two days ago I got the massage and the areas where she broke down are sore.

[1964] Like she fucked me up, like she beat my ass.

[1965] I could use that.

[1966] Was it an hour long though?

[1967] She did 90 minutes.

[1968] Was she dripping wet with sweat?

[1969] Sweating like a pig.

[1970] It's like pros and cons, right?

[1971] It's like you either get the big girl who sweats and takes up all the oxygen in the room Or you get the soft Asian girl and it's not a good massage No, I don't want that I want to get hurt Yeah, me too Because she loosened up a lot of shit that was bothering the fuck out of me I realized the importance of that and I haven't been doing it I'll tell you what, when I do yoga regularly I don't need as much a massage But I think even then you need it You need it everything to be kink All the kinks to be worked out Broken down and Yeah, I love massages man You know, the Russian Olympic team, I was reading something about Russian athletes.

[1972] They would get massages every day.

[1973] On tons of steroids, but yeah, sure.

[1974] Yeah, a little bit of a terrorist.

[1975] Yeah, a little bit of that.

[1976] It makes sense.

[1977] Did you ever have that guy Brian Fogle on your podcast?

[1978] Brian Fogle.

[1979] He's the guy that directed Icarus?

[1980] No, I didn't.

[1981] Did you see Icarus?

[1982] I saw Icarus ridiculous.

[1983] You should have him on.

[1984] He's amazing.

[1985] Here's my thing, Joe.

[1986] Like when you had Teddy Atlas on, for him to come on and three hours, you have that Brian Fogel or whoever.

[1987] When they do three hours on this, there's not much.

[1988] more I can cover.

[1989] Sure, I'll throw in some dick jokes or something.

[1990] I'm talking about dicks in fashion.

[1991] But once they go here, like I don't want to...

[1992] You know what I'm saying?

[1993] No, no, they're conversations.

[1994] They're conversations, but you just think about it as a conversation.

[1995] You cover it for three hours.

[1996] Yeah, but believe me, you're going to cover it in a different way.

[1997] It's always how it is.

[1998] You're going to have your own take on things, especially as a guy who's actually fought professionally and actually played football.

[1999] My only thing is, it's my own thing.

[2000] It's like if I hear it on your show for three hours, I don't want to go over it on my show.

[2001] I'm like, I know this guy.

[2002] It's not a mystery anymore.

[2003] I see what you're saying.

[2004] You know what I'm saying?

[2005] I see what you're saying, but I don't think, I don't think that way.

[2006] You know, like, when I heard Jocko on Tim Ferriss, I didn't say, oh, I don't want to have that guy on because Tim Ferriss covered it thoroughly, which he did.

[2007] Different.

[2008] Yeah, different.

[2009] Yeah, different.

[2010] I hear you though.

[2011] I hear it.

[2012] Yeah.

[2013] Like with Justin Wren.

[2014] He's like, dude, coming to town, doing Rogan, I'll do yours after.

[2015] I'm like, if you're talking about kids in water in Africa for three hours on Rogan, you've really don't need to do mine, bro.

[2016] Like, this thing in Rafael Levato.

[2017] Yeah, I love that guy, too.

[2018] But again, you guys got this.

[2019] Like, I'm not, you know.

[2020] Well, we're contributing to his fight for the forgotten.

[2021] We're donating money, and we're also a part of the cash app.

[2022] Donates $5.

[2023] Every time someone signs up for the cash app, you use the promo code Joe Rogan, all one word.

[2024] And the cash app sends you five bucks.

[2025] And the cash app sends Justin Wren's Fight for the Forgotten.

[2026] That's cool, man. Five bucks.

[2027] They've raised thousands of dollars just doing that.

[2028] And building wells?

[2029] They've built two wells already.

[2030] They're in the process of building more.

[2031] Are you guys going to do a benefit, a comedy benefit?

[2032] I would do anything.

[2033] I'll help out however I can.

[2034] But he doesn't need to come on my show to do it.

[2035] If he's going to go here for three hours, I'll do whatever you want.

[2036] Well, it's same like, make sure I don't forget his name.

[2037] Same like I was on the plane the other day, man. And this, I don't mess up his name and be a dick, kid.

[2038] And, oh, Ray Borg.

[2039] Have you seen Ray Borg and his son?

[2040] No. His son was sick, right?

[2041] These babies having these surgeries.

[2042] And I saw someone post a shirt that Ray Borg, go to Ray Borg's Instagram or Twitter.

[2043] And he posts a shirt.

[2044] He goes, all these proceeds from this shirt go to help me pay for my child's medical bill.

[2045] And so someone goes, Shab, look into this.

[2046] And so I click on it.

[2047] And I see, you know, I have a two -and -a -half -year -old son.

[2048] I see his son on the, like the freaking respirator.

[2049] Respirator.

[2050] Broke my heart, man. So I DMed him.

[2051] And Ray, I'm sure a bunch of people hit you up, man. Man, there it is.

[2052] I DMed Ray because we need help with the medical bills.

[2053] I will pay for your medical bills, Ray.

[2054] I will cover it, man. So when I say, here, I get emotional because I see his son.

[2055] When I say, I'll help you, Ray, I'm dead serious, man. I'm not one of these guys who just, I don't need the publicity.

[2056] I don't need any of that.

[2057] I sent you my, I DM'd you my number.

[2058] I will cover the medical bills, man. I got you, brother.

[2059] I got you, man. Hit me up.

[2060] It's not a game.

[2061] It's no publicity.

[2062] I will take care of you.

[2063] you and your family.

[2064] That's it.

[2065] Whoa, look at you.

[2066] You got all emotional.

[2067] Dude, when I see his kid on there, man, fucking.

[2068] Look at you.

[2069] I know.

[2070] I never see him broke it up like this for.

[2071] I know.

[2072] I know.

[2073] Just took me by surprise.

[2074] Sorry, dude.

[2075] I'm good now.

[2076] Do you know Ray?

[2077] I don't know.

[2078] I meant all.

[2079] Never met him.

[2080] Wow.

[2081] Never met him.

[2082] So how much money does he need to raise?

[2083] I don't know, but I'm fucking rich.

[2084] I'm doing a show in Utah.

[2085] I'm doing all the money I make from my six shows in Utah to his medical bills.

[2086] Beautiful.

[2087] That's beautiful, man. Wise guys, St. Louis, October, I think 10th through the 12th.

[2088] I'm doing four, or I think it's six shows.

[2089] I'll take all that money you can have it, Ray.

[2090] That's beautiful.

[2091] Yeah.

[2092] That's a beautiful place, too.

[2093] Great place, man. Love Utah.

[2094] Does he not have medical insurance?

[2095] I don't know.

[2096] I don't think it covers it, and he's a broke fighter.

[2097] Yeah.

[2098] He's a broke fighter, man. And I just, dude, I'm so fortunate, like me finding stand -up, and I get so much cool stuff in the works and this Bravo show.

[2099] I'm like, dude, you just can't.

[2100] Take, take, take.

[2101] You know, I give to my family and all that.

[2102] I'm like, we have to figure some out here.

[2103] So when I saw that, I'm like, what the fuck, man?

[2104] That's awesome, man. I love that.

[2105] I love that about you.

[2106] Yeah.

[2107] Look at you.

[2108] I know.

[2109] I didn't mean to talk about it.

[2110] I guess, I don't know.

[2111] We got brought up on that.

[2112] But I reach out to him, and then I think he thought like, oh, I'm sure.

[2113] I'm not going to donate like $100 or something, man. Right.

[2114] Yeah.

[2115] Well, maybe he just was overwhelmed, you know.

[2116] That's what I'm thinking.

[2117] That's why I'm sure he listened to the show.

[2118] I know he listened to the kid.

[2119] I just thought of it now.

[2120] Well, imagine the amount of time that it must be taking up to not just trained, but also to deal with his son and his son's medical issues and the family and the bills and all the other stuff.

[2121] My son's stubs his toe, my heart drops, man. Yeah, it's hard, man. Falls on the ground, I'm like, what the fuck?

[2122] Isn't it crazy?

[2123] Did you ever feel so vulnerable in your life?

[2124] Oh, my God.

[2125] I'm terrified of the world now.

[2126] Terrified.

[2127] I'll be driving my car.

[2128] I'm like, you got to slow down, man. Do you think of people different now that you have a kid?

[2129] 100%.

[2130] I'm way more.

[2131] I'm way more like I'm more scared of the world I feel like I'm more loving now I also if I have friends who are shitty dad I barely hang out with him anymore I hold resent against them because I'm like that dude that little dude needs you so bad man yeah yeah now I feel the same way yeah you know the thing is like I feel sad for people who don't make the transition you know there's a transition to being a father that some people resist where it becomes a primary focus of your life.

[2132] It becomes a big, big deal.

[2133] But if you make that transition, the love that comes out of that and the change that it brings about in you and the benefits for your child, they're so substantial.

[2134] Oh, I mean, and it's so cliché.

[2135] Oh, it's the best thing I've ever done straight up, man. I've had a cool fucking life.

[2136] It is by far the best thing I've ever done.

[2137] I want a squad.

[2138] I want because the love I get from that little dude, I'm like, three of you would be even cooler.

[2139] Yeah, are you going to have more?

[2140] Oh, 100%.

[2141] Yeah, working on it right now?

[2142] Yep, 100%.

[2143] Shooting live ones?

[2144] Trying, man. Trying, man. Try it's fucking, yeah.

[2145] Yeah.

[2146] I don't know if this thing's working, but whatever.

[2147] You got a fucking tail.

[2148] A tail.

[2149] Yeah, they say take zinc.

[2150] Take zinc and magnesium.

[2151] Now I'm taking all these weird pills.

[2152] Yeah.

[2153] Get that.

[2154] To get the loads.

[2155] Get that cum going.

[2156] You got to save your loads, too.

[2157] I know.

[2158] You save your loads until the big day.

[2159] Yeah, I went to a fertility clinic and they were all.

[2160] Once's last time you jacked off.

[2161] Like, right in front of my girl.

[2162] Yeah.

[2163] I'm like, Like, damn, bro.

[2164] You're like, I don't.

[2165] Damn, I mean, I forget.

[2166] Never.

[2167] I don't even do it.

[2168] I don't need to.

[2169] Look at me, bro.

[2170] Dude, I had to go give him a sample.

[2171] Yeah?

[2172] Just see how my guys are swimming.

[2173] You try to fill the cup.

[2174] Well, first of all, it's not, it wasn't very professional at all.

[2175] They're like, oh, just go down there.

[2176] Would you grow with you when you had to give him a sample?

[2177] Yeah, man. Tell to help you?

[2178] She was like busy talking the guy in there.

[2179] She was like talking to the doctor.

[2180] He's like, he'll just take you the back.

[2181] I'm like, all right?

[2182] Yeah.

[2183] So you had a jerk off knowing.

[2184] your girls in the other room?

[2185] Dude, so I walk into this room.

[2186] It's this Mexican dude just like, hey man, just go in there.

[2187] Don't touch anything.

[2188] Just fill up the thing.

[2189] Oh, my God.

[2190] And he goes, and oh yeah, the porn's on here.

[2191] It's like the old school TV, VCR, like old school.

[2192] I'm like, dude, I don't need any of this.

[2193] I have a fucking cell phone.

[2194] Like, what the fuck?

[2195] I've heard of porn up, you fucking old dinosaur?

[2196] What the fuck out of here?

[2197] And he goes, we have magazines down there.

[2198] Barf.

[2199] from the 70s?

[2200] What kind of bacteria is going to be on those sheets of paper?

[2201] I know, get the fuck out of here.

[2202] Other dudes loads and lube.

[2203] I'll take it from here.

[2204] How sterile?

[2205] I would have been super shady.

[2206] I would have told my wife, you're coming with me. Dude, I felt like it was embarrassing, too.

[2207] Like I hand him the thing in a bag and he just looks at it, takes it out.

[2208] Oh, dude.

[2209] I felt sick.

[2210] What if he opened it up and smell it?

[2211] No, you good, man. Eat a lot of asparagus, bro.

[2212] And then when you're walking back, just everyone knows that you're coming back.

[2213] You just get done jacking up.

[2214] Yeah.

[2215] You should walk up with your arms up in the air like you scored the winning touchdown.

[2216] Yes.

[2217] Enjoy that.

[2218] Fuck.

[2219] Yes.

[2220] But what happened?

[2221] This is my thing.

[2222] This is my, and I went kind of down to Eddie Bravo conspiracy.

[2223] I'm like, what if you're like, damn, your sperm's not good, dude.

[2224] We're going to need more loads.

[2225] And they take your sperm.

[2226] Take that.

[2227] Like, he's a big.

[2228] Big dude.

[2229] We're going to use his genetics.

[2230] Right.

[2231] And they sell that shit black market.

[2232] There's a bunch of little browns run around.

[2233] You know what has happened many times more than once is that.

[2234] these doctors of fertility clinics swap out other people's come for their own and they have a bunch of their own babies running around like these people have wanted specific genetics and this one red -headed doctor just shoot loads of the cups and then everybody's like hey why's my fucking kid have red hair what the fuck yeah he's a little red -headed nerdy man one doctor got arrested I think he fathered like a hundred children oh my god yeah something crazy crazy person or awesome Give him back to the world.

[2235] I think he's just a crazy person because I think...

[2236] Spread his seed.

[2237] Yeah, he was running a sperm bank or a fertility clinic, one of those.

[2238] And he just decided, no, it's going to be all me, all my loads out there.

[2239] Dude, don't you think for like a retirement plan for these athletes?

[2240] Is this the dude?

[2241] Yeah.

[2242] What is that image?

[2243] Oh.

[2244] Okay, it looks like shit.

[2245] There's a bunch of these...

[2246] 52 counts.

[2247] There's a bunch of these guys.

[2248] It's not just one.

[2249] This is 1982.

[2250] 92?

[2251] Yeah.

[2252] No, no, I'm talking about like real.

[2253] He got 280 years in prison.

[2254] Oh, yeah, shit.

[2255] He got prison for that?

[2256] 280 years, son.

[2257] 280 years for jerking off.

[2258] Who could be sentenced?

[2259] Oh.

[2260] Dude, don't you think if a retired fighter, let's say, or athlete, just in general, like Kirchal Walker.

[2261] Someone paid him a million dollars for him to blow a load into a cup.

[2262] Did you ever watch the HBO expose on Beakram from the Beakram yoga?

[2263] Oh, yeah, he was fucking...

[2264] Here he is.

[2265] Indiana fertility doctor used his own sperm.

[2266] This is 2016, around 50 times, paper say.

[2267] Wow.

[2268] This is a recent guy.

[2269] I think there's been a bunch of these guys throughout history.

[2270] I think they should test every one of those guys.

[2271] They should make sure that they're not doing that.

[2272] Anybody run in a fertility clinic, I think it's just like, you get bored over and over again.

[2273] Guys are jacking off in the cops, and you're like, you know what makes my day exciting?

[2274] If I take out this load and put it in my own.

[2275] British man, 600 children.

[2276] There you go.

[2277] Wow.

[2278] Fathered 600 children.

[2279] children at own fertility clinic.

[2280] Wow.

[2281] Repeatedly using his own sperm fertility clinic he ran.

[2282] That's some sketchy shit, man. I'm telling me this is a normal thing.

[2283] Guys are gross.

[2284] Men are gross.

[2285] Have a woman run that thing.

[2286] Women who are anti -men, listen, I swear to God, we're not all like this, but I get it.

[2287] I get it.

[2288] I really do get it.

[2289] I talked about it in my special.

[2290] Some creeps.

[2291] Yeah, I mean, I talked about it in this last special.

[2292] I was like, I get it.

[2293] If I was a woman, I'd be a feminist.

[2294] I get it.

[2295] Yeah.

[2296] We're fucking gross.

[2297] But not all of us.

[2298] Not all of us.

[2299] I would never jerk off into 600 cups and pretend it was someone else's loaves.

[2300] That would never even cross my mind.

[2301] That's not me. But I know that there's guys like that out there.

[2302] That is not to surprise me in the slightest.

[2303] But if he's some fucking fat, gross guy with a little tiny dick and some woman with this banging ass and little tiny waist, big old titties comes in.

[2304] And she's like, you know, we're just trying to get pregnant.

[2305] We're really struggling.

[2306] So we decided to go the sperm donor.

[2307] around like yeah yeah yeah we got a super athlete and he's a genius another guy he's a he's a genius doctor uses his own sperm to father 11 kids look at this guy old ass wig he's wearing how old he's got a broom on his head jeez is that that might actually be his real hair he might just be no let me see another image that's the worst way he's I've ever seen no that's his hair man I don't think so bro back it up back it up back it up back it up back it up pause go full screen now you You can get ways like that.

[2308] I don't think so, dude.

[2309] That's his hair.

[2310] You can get wigs like that, dude.

[2311] Bro, that's his hair.

[2312] Be crazy.

[2313] He's just got whack hair.

[2314] Why would you get a wig and get it all gray and fucked up like that?

[2315] Because you're 90.

[2316] Oh, you're 90?

[2317] Like, why do you want a wig?

[2318] Would you just want your head to be free?

[2319] He's trying to fuck bitches, bro.

[2320] He obviously has a problem.

[2321] I see dudes with fucked up hair.

[2322] And I just want to go up to him and go listen to me, man. There's so much free to.

[2323] I'd have been shaving your head.

[2324] Let it go.

[2325] Look at me. I've never been happier.

[2326] Shave your head.

[2327] It's easy for you.

[2328] If I had hair, I'd shave it.

[2329] If I had hair, I'd shave it.

[2330] No, if you had the set of hair like you did in your 20s, you would not shave it.

[2331] Bro, come on.

[2332] I would absolutely get a crew cut.

[2333] I'd get it buzzed down to sit up little nubs.

[2334] You had some nice hair, man. There's some good picks.

[2335] Barely, it's an illusion.

[2336] My hair was going quick.

[2337] Yeah, I've always had thin hair.

[2338] Fine.

[2339] It's very fine.

[2340] They're not thick hairs.

[2341] You know, but I swear.

[2342] Even if I, I shaved my head, the first time I shaved my head back when I was fighting.

[2343] I was like, so stupid.

[2344] I didn't want anybody to grab my hair.

[2345] That was my thought.

[2346] If you shave your head, someone can't grab your hair.

[2347] Yeah.

[2348] So stupid.

[2349] But I was like 17 or 18.

[2350] But I remember thinking like, God, this is so freeing.

[2351] It is nice.

[2352] Like, yeah, you don't think about it.

[2353] You just wash and then go.

[2354] Go.

[2355] There's no nothing.

[2356] But you got a stylish quaff.

[2357] You got a little shave.

[2358] Well, when I was fighting, I didn't.

[2359] When I was fighting, I shaved it.

[2360] Because I remember I was getting ready for a jujitsu tournament.

[2361] And I was fixing my hair in the mirror, and I was like, what the fuck, man?

[2362] I was just going to help.

[2363] Then I shaved it the next night.

[2364] That's good move.

[2365] And I did that for my entire career until I retired.

[2366] I'm like, it's time to get my sex, you know.

[2367] Ooh.

[2368] I grew this shit out.

[2369] Ooh.

[2370] Yeah, I can't be having it.

[2371] You don't want to have cauliflower ears and a shaved head.

[2372] Like, Bravo's not hiring that guy.

[2373] Like, bro, relax.

[2374] So Bravo hired you, and are you liking it over there?

[2375] I do like it.

[2376] What is that like working for Bravo?

[2377] I know.

[2378] I thought you were going to make fun of me when they, when, uh, so Jerry O 'Connell, who's on the show with me he came he saw one of my sets came in the back and you and brian were back then i was like oh i'm about to get roasted by rogan and fucking call and you guys are so nice about it why would i make fun of it's a good gig it's a great gig perfect for your personality just make fun of shit yeah originally i didn't think it was a good gig you know um the guy who does or one of the producers who does below the belt on showtime michael davies at mc row i was talking with him he goes we're doing this bravo show with andy cohen and he was you watch bravo i go all the time He goes, no, you don't know, literally all the time.

[2379] Give me a question, name of a show.

[2380] And he's like, you really do?

[2381] He goes, dude, we're putting the show together.

[2382] He should audition for it.

[2383] And I was like, I felt weird about it.

[2384] I talked to my agent.

[2385] I'm like, I don't know if that's for me, man. He goes, just audition, see what happens.

[2386] But then I went in there and did a chemistry, like, test with Jerry O 'Connell.

[2387] He's hilarious.

[2388] Oh, Jerry O 'Connell.

[2389] Yeah.

[2390] That's right.

[2391] He came backstage.

[2392] Yeah.

[2393] See, I didn't put the two together.

[2394] Yeah.

[2395] I didn't realize that he was backstage because he was doing that thing with you.

[2396] He's a very nice guy.

[2397] He's nice, and he's funny as hell, and I thought, all right, this won't be too bad.

[2398] Like, I know my Real Housewives, but I was like, how many of those shows do you watch?

[2399] I watch Real Housewives of Orange County, Married in Medicine, Atlanta, New York, below deck.

[2400] My wife, she's been DVR and keeping up with the Kardashians.

[2401] Oh, yeah.

[2402] And it was on the, you know how when you turn on the TV, it's already recording, so it's playing.

[2403] So I sat there, and as the show was on, my jaw got more and more.

[2404] slack like this like yeah it uh it's pretty crazy my eyelids got heavy and i just got and she got in just all of a fake ass drowing me in it made me dumber and dumber you had to get you my brain started drying out he's like no no i got to run i had to put on uh neil degras tyson stuff i got to run quick put on cosmos i think i like it for me because um you know fighting what i do when i cover fighting when i was funny it's so serious man that's how i got into that stuff I was like, dude, I just got done sparring Shane Carlin.

[2405] Let me go home and eat a bag of Twizzlers and watch Real House Watch some silliness.

[2406] And then it freaking, here we are.

[2407] Sometimes it's fun when those bitches go off on each other.

[2408] They're so mean.

[2409] And you know, the thing is like when you get them on camera and then they know they're on camera so they try to be extra mean on camera.

[2410] Oh, dude.

[2411] Yeah, they know exactly what they're doing.

[2412] Hey, I'm just keeping it real.

[2413] I'm just being real, bitch.

[2414] You're being real, you're being real cunty.

[2415] I know.

[2416] It's cool with seeing Jerry O 'Connor who's been in the industry.

[2417] forever but then Andy Cohen who's a producer on it and then we had Kelly Rip on the show you're just around these like entertainment monsters I like to see the way they work and like they're there for a reason like you see Kelly Rippin how fast she is and like how it's just professional she's like she's a monster or Andy Cohen who puts all this together like oh he's a monster is she still doing that show with Michael Strayhan she she does it now with Ryan Seacrest the same show same show it's called Kelly and Ryan so Strahan retired he went to a good morning America.

[2418] Oh, okay.

[2419] And there's like a little bit of beef.

[2420] I don't know exactly what happened.

[2421] With her and him?

[2422] Yeah.

[2423] She was like, can't believe you're leaving.

[2424] There's some weird beef, I guess.

[2425] I wonder if he gave it the beef.

[2426] I don't think so.

[2427] Hmm.

[2428] You might have, though.

[2429] I bet he has a Tomahawk.

[2430] Yeah, big old fella.

[2431] Great football player, too.

[2432] Seems like a real friendly guy.

[2433] A little too friendly ass me. A little too good on the mic.

[2434] Very charismatic.

[2435] Dude, he's amazing.

[2436] Made no attempt to fix.

[2437] that gap in his teeth zero kind of like that me too i saw him at running one time he's he's zoomed up it he's fast as a fast as shit he's a one of the greatest players all time so fast up yeah he's a super athlete he still you know it's amazing that a guy that's been playing that much football has knees like how's his knees to work i agree it's very strange what's going on there i'd like to get an MRI maybe you got injected with some freaking stem cells maybe some new knees Mm -hmm.

[2438] Dude, they fix me the fuck up, man. And I still need to do it.

[2439] I keep saying I'm going to do it.

[2440] My fucking right shoulder was so jacked, and now it has, it's like, I don't have a problem with it at all.

[2441] There's nothing wrong with it.

[2442] Your whole body feels better?

[2443] Well, they do it intravenously, and when they do it intravenously, it like takes care of little things, and it takes care of things over a course of, like, a few months.

[2444] Like, over one and two.

[2445] And by the way, what I had done here in America is nothing.

[2446] compared to what Dr. Neil Reardon is doing down in Panama.

[2447] What T .J. Dillishaw went down there.

[2448] That's why T .J. thanked him when he beat Cody and he won the title, or defend the title against Cody.

[2449] And that's why Mel Gibson was on talking, you know, with Neil Reardon.

[2450] Yeah, everyone swears by it.

[2451] Dude, Mel Gibson's dad was 92 on death's door.

[2452] Couldn't walk.

[2453] Now he's 100 and walking around.

[2454] God damn.

[2455] Yeah.

[2456] They go there every few months.

[2457] Every few months get jolted.

[2458] But what you do is it's not as good, but it's similar.

[2459] Yeah.

[2460] Well, they do it in America.

[2461] It's not as extreme, you know, and they're doing tests on it.

[2462] It's called, they're called exosomes.

[2463] They used to think it was stem cells that were doing all the regenerative work, but now they think that stem cells are releasing exosomes.

[2464] So now they just take exosomes and they put exosomes with platelet -rich plasma, and they inject them directly into injuries.

[2465] And they're having tremendous results.

[2466] You could have tremendous results.

[2467] Dude, I had a fucking full -length.

[2468] Rotator cuff tear.

[2469] I remember you had a huge problem.

[2470] It's gone.

[2471] I need it from my neck.

[2472] My rotator cuff tear is gone.

[2473] It doesn't exist anymore.

[2474] I got a new MRI.

[2475] There's no more tear.

[2476] That's fucking magic.

[2477] That's some magic shit.

[2478] Most people have to have surgery.

[2479] Yes, I was going to have surgery.

[2480] That's what I was trying to do.

[2481] I was like, eventually I'm going to have to have surgery.

[2482] Now I'm like, I don't need surgery.

[2483] I see it from my neck.

[2484] What's going on with your neck?

[2485] It got injured during the Travis Brown camp and then in my last fight when, which is four years ago, which is crazy thing about long.

[2486] Long.

[2487] four years ago.

[2488] When I went to go take down Travis, all his weight, he sprawled and landed on my neck.

[2489] And if you look at tape, my neck folds like this with his hips on top of me. I showed this, kak, kak, kak!

[2490] In my neck.

[2491] And ever since then, it's been fucking just not great.

[2492] Did you ever get an MRI?

[2493] I got one a while ago, and there's one of the, what do you call them?

[2494] One of the things are dead.

[2495] One of the discs?

[2496] Yeah, one of the discs is like black.

[2497] Black?

[2498] Yeah, I guess one of the discs.

[2499] There's an issue with one of the disc.

[2500] Ooh.

[2501] Yeah, I know.

[2502] Black.

[2503] Yeah.

[2504] What's that about?

[2505] I don't know.

[2506] They don't know what that means?

[2507] They did.

[2508] This is a while ago.

[2509] I should do it again.

[2510] That was right after the final.

[2511] I should do it again.

[2512] After the podcast, we'll talk because I'll send you to my doctor.

[2513] I just send Kenny Florian down there.

[2514] Oh, yeah?

[2515] Yeah, I could use it.

[2516] Yeah, they're doing, well, one of the things they do for discs that do, they do stem cells as well, but they also do something called regenerine.

[2517] That's the thing that Kobe Bryant and Peyton Manning, they were going to Germany to get done, and now they do it in America.

[2518] They've been doing in America for quite a while now.

[2519] That's what fixed my neck when I had a bone.

[2520] bulging discs in my neck and my hand was going numb Regenicane fixed me. I need to do something.

[2521] I just need to get you, I just got to make it a priority.

[2522] Yeah.

[2523] I've been so busy.

[2524] I haven't been able to stop.

[2525] It's nice though.

[2526] Yeah.

[2527] Look at you out there hustling.

[2528] Hustling.

[2529] A little birdie told me you got a showtime special coming out.

[2530] Got a comedy special coming out in January.

[2531] Oh shit.

[2532] You're going to film it in January or it's going to come out in January?

[2533] Film it in January.

[2534] Where are you filming it?

[2535] The Spreckling Theater in San Diego.

[2536] Oh shit.

[2537] What day?

[2538] What's the day?

[2539] I think it's on the 27th.

[2540] How many shows?

[2541] you filming two nice that's good i know four's ideal is ideal but two's good yep it's that that saturday it's the 20 or no that's a 26th 26th you in town i am now yes shop special a ub special bam son big boy moves yeah all right i'm right san diego there okay location san diego yeah big boy moves man do you feel weird about filming something you feel pumped about that super pumped about it super pumped about it super excited about it I know the product the quality is gonna be great I guess for me it's more of like like I told you you're the first person I told but I like I wouldn't go to the comedy store and like be like oh what's up dude doing a comedy you know like I just I feel weird around other comics because I feel like they're gonna judge me like what the fuck you don't it's not that I listen to them I just don't I feel like if maybe there's comics who've been doing for 10 years and they have no big time special or you know it's like i don't want them to hold resentment toward not that can deal with any of that but that's why i don't share it with everyone well i tell comics the difference between you and them is that you have a professional athlete's work ethic yeah and comics have very little work ethic yeah they're lazy as fuck that's the number one problem if you say what's the number one problem with comics jerking off in front of women number two lazy I'd say number three, just self -sabotage.

[2542] Like a lot of comics I see doing the same material over and over.

[2543] I'm like, well, that, listen, me getting a special on Showtime doesn't take anything away from you.

[2544] It's good level playing field.

[2545] They give out a ton.

[2546] Just because Chris DeLeer got a special on Netflix doesn't mean they took it away from you.

[2547] Right.

[2548] There's room for everybody.

[2549] There is.

[2550] Yeah.

[2551] Either you're just not funny or you're not putting in the work.

[2552] I have nothing to do with it.

[2553] Or, yeah.

[2554] I mean, guys don't like to edit either.

[2555] That's another problem.

[2556] They don't like to chop their things.

[2557] down and boil them and make them better you know they have a bit they they say it a certain way and they like to say it that way forever can't do that no comedy is a living thing it's like a living art form it's constantly changing and evolving like i had a friend come to see me and then they came to see me four months they were like dude that fucking bit is totally different i like yeah you got to tweak it yep got to always be tweaking i think the only way for me to tweak is doing on stage i can write it out different but i only find it on stage 100 so i have to do those full weekends, Thursday, Friday, Saturday.

[2558] That's where it's at.

[2559] Two, two, two, two, two, two, and just roll.

[2560] Yeah.

[2561] I find that even with theaters.

[2562] When I'm doing two theaters a night, I get more done than just one.

[2563] Like, one of the thing about these big places, you're just doing one show.

[2564] Yeah.

[2565] You're better, you're really better off.

[2566] Like, one of the things I'm looking forward to is somewhere around December, I'm going to start booking clubs, and I'm going to, you know, I'll do, like, Oxnard.

[2567] I'll do, like, Levity Live and Oxnard.

[2568] I'll do, like, the comedy works in Denver.

[2569] Cubs?

[2570] Yeah.

[2571] I'll do some, maybe even the punchline, San Francisco, even small.

[2572] Or Sacramento, you mean?

[2573] San Francisco, too.

[2574] Is there a punchline?

[2575] Isn't there?

[2576] Yeah.

[2577] I'm doing punchline in Sacramento in November.

[2578] That's great, too.

[2579] That's a great little gig.

[2580] But it's near a lot of cracked -out people.

[2581] I've been there before, man. The parking lot's sketch.

[2582] I stay far away, drive on me in.

[2583] Yeah, that parking lot sketchy there.

[2584] Yeah, Red Band almost got killed.

[2585] Jesus Christ.

[2586] Walking back to the hotel.

[2587] Jesus Christ.

[2588] I don't stay at the normal.

[2589] Yeah, the parking lot's sketchy, but the club's awesome.

[2590] So you start doing a bunch more clubs?

[2591] Yeah, that's the deal.

[2592] You have to have those four set weekends, five set weekends, where you just, you know, like you'll have a bit that you come in on Thursday, and then by the time Saturday rolls around, that bit's alive.

[2593] It's cracking.

[2594] Yep.

[2595] You know?

[2596] But it's also one of the great things about being able to work so much in L .A. Like Thursday night, I did four sets.

[2597] Tuesday night, I did three sets.

[2598] No, I did three at the store and one at the improv.

[2599] Jesus.

[2600] Yeah.

[2601] I did two main room shows.

[2602] I had my show in the main room.

[2603] I did Skylar Stone show in the main room.

[2604] And then I did the O .R. And then before that, I did a show at the improv.

[2605] I like the improv.

[2606] Improft's not bad, man. You know, now that they push that fucking piano to the side.

[2607] Piano the way, yeah.

[2608] Jesus, that piano was stupid.

[2609] Like, how many people use that fucking piano that you're blocking half the stage?

[2610] Just Brian Kellan.

[2611] Does he use it?

[2612] He'd get on their act like he's playing the piano is hilarious.

[2613] But not anymore, Brian.

[2614] They got rid of it.

[2615] Sorry, Brian.

[2616] Sorry, B. Yeah.

[2617] I mean, who would use it?

[2618] Chris Robinson?

[2619] Yeah, that's it.

[2620] That's it?

[2621] That's it.

[2622] Just an old school thing to do?

[2623] Well, yeah, it's like, I think it's like a witty thing to have around.

[2624] Like, how many people will have a piano in their house actually play the piano?

[2625] What a dick move.

[2626] Have a piano in your house?

[2627] Especially if you have the back part open.

[2628] Oh, I know.

[2629] Like your Mosa are some shit.

[2630] Like you're going to fucking run a whole thing.

[2631] I wish I could play a piano.

[2632] I'll be honest with you.

[2633] I'd have people over and play it.

[2634] Would you interrupt the Super Bowl?

[2635] Fuck, yeah.

[2636] Like, we're going to take a moment, and I'm going to fucking play this.

[2637] I will now play a concerto.

[2638] Everyone put your pizza down.

[2639] Yeah, we're going to drink white wine, and I'm going to play the piano.

[2640] Just the biggest dick move ever.

[2641] Do you ever think you get to the point where you're so pretentious you're willing to go to a musical?

[2642] A musical?

[2643] I'll go to some musicals, bro.

[2644] I went to Hamilton by myself in New York like a psycho.

[2645] Why did you do that?

[2646] And I left early.

[2647] Why did you do that?

[2648] I like plays in theater I went to see Annie at the Hollywood Bowl was it good no you took your kids yep yeah wasn't good you don't like that stuff though no see I like that stuff I was thinking about all sorts of other things for sure I was going over my act in it was happening I couldn't enjoy it I was so bored I know the story that's part of the problem that's like going to see King Kong hey guess what King Kong dies the end you fuck Spider -Man too I'm over it yeah I mean yeah we know the story yeah Spider -Man's gonna live he's gonna become Spider -Man he's gonna become Spider - I mean, maybe there's some possible twists and turns if they're going to redo it.

[2649] But at the end of the day, King Kong dies.

[2650] True.

[2651] And Annie, they didn't change a goddamn word.

[2652] Were your kids loving it?

[2653] Or they were like, no, that's a bullshit.

[2654] No, they were a little bored, too.

[2655] See, that's a problem.

[2656] Yeah.

[2657] But you know what's a fun, well, this might be too much.

[2658] I don't know.

[2659] How old are your kids?

[2660] Eight and ten, the little ones?

[2661] They have nightmare before Christmas live there where Danny Elfman comes?

[2662] That shit's dope.

[2663] That was good.

[2664] I went last year as a grown man. They also play, they have music, but they also play the movie.

[2665] But they have the actual character.

[2666] Yes.

[2667] Like the lady from Home Alone, the mom, she's the voice.

[2668] Danny Elfman.

[2669] Yeah.

[2670] Danny Elfman has that big dick energy.

[2671] Does he?

[2672] He just rolls up there like, you don't give a fuck.

[2673] He's got that Scientology energy.

[2674] Is it Scientology?

[2675] It's got that Tom Cruise energy.

[2676] Wow, bro.

[2677] That weird energy.

[2678] It does work.

[2679] It does work.

[2680] That spaceship energy, bro.

[2681] It seems to work.

[2682] That's a new one, bro.

[2683] It doesn't seem to bother them.

[2684] That's hilarious.

[2685] That's a good show, though.

[2686] But I went to Hamilton I had no idea I was just I was there for a night I was shooting that Bravo show I'm all by myself went and got a nice proper meal Oh so you did this recently It's like three weeks ago dude So you got a proper meal by yourself All by myself got that A prime rib Just ordered the prime rib Very keto ate by myself Expensive little meal I'm like whatever See ya Went online About a not a cheap ticket To Hamilton Sat there I was like oh this is cool So you just decided to do this Because you're on Bravo Let me do some other gay things Nah man Just trying to live bro Trying to embrace the New York vibe, Broadway, live.

[2687] Everyone's been talking about Hamilton forever.

[2688] Are they really?

[2689] Who are you talking to?

[2690] It's the talk of the town.

[2691] This is the first time anyone in front of me has ever talked about it.

[2692] Literally.

[2693] Maybe in my circles, bro.

[2694] I just feel like...

[2695] It was a big deal, so I get there, right?

[2696] And I'm like, all right, this would be cool.

[2697] And they wrap the entire time.

[2698] And so an hour and a half goes by.

[2699] I'm like, oh, that was fun.

[2700] And we go to get up and like, well, that was good.

[2701] And the guy's like, that's intermission.

[2702] There's another hour and a half.

[2703] I went, no fucking way.

[2704] So I thought, you know what, let's not waste money.

[2705] I don't want disrespect the talent.

[2706] Let's just sit down.

[2707] So I sat down, started to get back up.

[2708] This fat dude started to sing and went, you know what, I'm fucking out of here?

[2709] And I walked out and as I'm leaving the guy working goes, he knew me. He goes, Shubb, who leaves early?

[2710] Who leaves Hamilton early?

[2711] I went, I do.

[2712] And just fucking got out.

[2713] He's like, dude, I can't do it, man. When I was 18 years old, I was dating this girl and she took me to see cats.

[2714] That's an old school one, yeah?

[2715] It's not your thing.

[2716] It was a murderous assault on my attention span.

[2717] They're tough.

[2718] They're crawling around like I'm a cat.

[2719] La, la, la, la, la. It is the worst piece of shit.

[2720] Nick Kroll.

[2721] I couldn't believe how bad it was.

[2722] Nick Kroll had a great thing.

[2723] He goes, can we stop pretending you're in the fucking, it's the Thomas Jefferson Day?

[2724] He goes, what the fuck is this?

[2725] Why are you guys acting like you're in the middle of a fucking war zone?

[2726] You're on a fucking stage.

[2727] I was laughing so hard because that's his background.

[2728] Cats?

[2729] No. He was in a war zone or Hamilton?

[2730] No, no, Hamilton, all these.

[2731] Look at this.

[2732] Look how bad this is.

[2733] Rahr, I'm a cat.

[2734] Dude, she must have been the hottest girl ever to get you to go to this thing.

[2735] She was hot.

[2736] I'll put up with some shit, yeah.

[2737] Well, I mean, she was 18, too.

[2738] We were both 18 and we were both like, maybe this is what adults do.

[2739] Let's go do this.

[2740] Let's go pretend to be adults.

[2741] And then you were bored it.

[2742] Was she bored or was she all into it?

[2743] She was just like, sorry.

[2744] I thought it was going to be good.

[2745] My bad.

[2746] I mean, she had never.

[2747] been before it was one of those things you know you hear like we'll go to the we're going on a date let's go to a musical okay yeah let's go see cats see i'm not i've never been i won't ride it out i'm like oh let's just get through this even if a movie a movie if it's boring i'm out man i find see you good for you see you got to be able to do that got to just pull the tree like this sucks otherwise it torturing you the worst yeah that's the worst one's the last time you start good movie what's the last good movie you've seen god with the kiddo it's tough to go to the You're going to see Little Feet?

[2748] You're going to take your kid to see Little Feet this week?

[2749] Have you seen it?

[2750] No. I bet it's good.

[2751] Hell yeah.

[2752] LeBron James is in it.

[2753] That's a lot of people say that's the first sign they knew that he was going to go to the Lakers.

[2754] For sure.

[2755] When he's in little movies.

[2756] He's going, he's doing fucking Hollywood.

[2757] He's going Hollywood.

[2758] I've been watching a bunch of shows on Netflix.

[2759] Have you seen Sinner or Jessica Beal?

[2760] No. I heard it's amazing.

[2761] Really good.

[2762] She should have won the goddamn Emmy.

[2763] What is that an encore show or something?

[2764] It was on USA.

[2765] It was on USA and they brought over to Netflix.

[2766] Oh, now it's on Netflix?

[2767] Yeah, it's on Netflix, and it is straight up.

[2768] It's intense.

[2769] The first episode, you're like, what the fuck?

[2770] Yeah.

[2771] That's damn good.

[2772] I haven't seen a good movie in a long time, man. You watch Ozark?

[2773] No, I watched the first one, couldn't get into it.

[2774] People, I know, I know, I know.

[2775] What?

[2776] I know.

[2777] What?

[2778] I know, bro.

[2779] People love it.

[2780] They're on season two, right?

[2781] I'm on season two, episode nine.

[2782] And you love it?

[2783] Dude, if I get a show I like, I will just fucking power.

[2784] through that thing it's a good show man i'm telling you give it a chance yeah i gotta get on it it keeps getting better too you're a second person who told me now it's fucking good what about strange times or stranger things yeah stranger things strange stranger things have you seen that yeah you like that right yeah it's good it's amazing they're doing season three now this is the best time ever to be a lazy fuck and just sit in front of the tv there's more content and it's not like the content's going away that's what's really crazy dude i laugh at shows like i'll watch good morning america or something in the morning it's been When commercials hit, I laugh.

[2785] I'm like, you silly, fucked.

[2786] I'll change channel.

[2787] I'm like, what are you doing?

[2788] I'm just going to go out of something else.

[2789] I'm not doing with this.

[2790] It's like AM radio.

[2791] I know.

[2792] It's so old school.

[2793] Commercials.

[2794] Yeah.

[2795] Interrupting them.

[2796] I get mad when people do commercials in the middle of podcasts.

[2797] Do you do commercials in the middle of your podcast?

[2798] No, we do.

[2799] I do them all up front.

[2800] That's right.

[2801] You do them all up front.

[2802] That's how you do it.

[2803] I mean, obviously, I've learned from you.

[2804] Fuck, all that interrupting.

[2805] I think people get upset and they'd rather not buy.

[2806] I think if people were inclined, And they're like, you know what, Chob?

[2807] I'll try the Squarespace shit out because you advertise it in front of your podcast.

[2808] And they're in a row.

[2809] Yeah.

[2810] We've had some.

[2811] I'm looking at, we've had some that asked for mid -roll, but it's very rare.

[2812] You just all up, everything's up front.

[2813] Yeah.

[2814] Everything's the way to do it, man. Everything, even with FM radio, like, I'd go into certain cities and I just had this conversation with my age.

[2815] I'm like, dude, I'm not doing press anymore.

[2816] Yeah.

[2817] I'm not doing press because also it's a different animal for me because these big sport FM radio stations bring me on.

[2818] Carmen Greger, Khabib, break it down.

[2819] I'm like, I got my own show, bitch.

[2820] It's turning the showtime.

[2821] Like, it's turning to blow the belt, my podcast.

[2822] Listen to that.

[2823] Me break down, Conner, Kavis, not selling any comedy tickets.

[2824] Right.

[2825] You want to talk about just life?

[2826] I'm down.

[2827] You want me to break down the fucking Broncos game or Kabe Kahnler?

[2828] It's not happening, man. Well, it's also a problem with, if you're lucky, your personality goes well with them.

[2829] But I've had many during my days of doing the road and doing radio.

[2830] I've had many times where I just did.

[2831] did not vibe with the person who was the DJ.

[2832] And it became a real issue.

[2833] Yeah.

[2834] And then you come off as a dick.

[2835] Like some things I'd be like, I don't want to talk about that.

[2836] Like, you know what I'm talking about?

[2837] No, I don't talk about an ex -girlfriend.

[2838] Do you want to talk about an ex -girlfriend?

[2839] Like, what are you doing, man?

[2840] Yeah.

[2841] Like, you just try to make things controversial because you're not interesting.

[2842] Yeah, or when I make you uncomfortable.

[2843] Oh, dude.

[2844] Or I'll, you and Dana White, what's the deal there?

[2845] I'm like, no deal.

[2846] What do you mean?

[2847] What do you want?

[2848] How am I going to make this and sell comedy tickets?

[2849] Right.

[2850] How's that going to work, dude?

[2851] Wow, it's just they're not that good.

[2852] No, there's a reason why they're on radio.

[2853] There's a lot of people out there doing it that are just not that good at it.

[2854] There's some who are great.

[2855] When I was doing it, when I was doing radio, I'd be like, you're just not an interesting person.

[2856] No. You're like noise in between people that are talking, that are interesting that you're interviewing, in between music.

[2857] And you have a giant ego.

[2858] Yep.

[2859] They have the biggest egos.

[2860] And also, like, it's so old school to move tickets.

[2861] It just doesn't make sense to me. Well, you know, it's more old school and more gross, those morning TV shows.

[2862] Good morning, Dallas.

[2863] Hi, we're here with Brendan Shaw from the UFO.

[2864] And he's here to talk about knuckle fighting or something.

[2865] What do you do?

[2866] I did one in Spokane.

[2867] And it was the last, literally, I was like, oh, I'm out.

[2868] There's no more.

[2869] I'm never doing this again.

[2870] There's no more.

[2871] Here we are with Brendan Schwab.

[2872] Brendan, UFC, NFL, comedy.

[2873] Where do you stop?

[2874] Real quick.

[2875] How about the weather?

[2876] And I had me read the, and I went, what?

[2877] They go, the weather, you want to take the weather from here?

[2878] I went, uh, I'm like, you want me to read your weather report?

[2879] You should stick your butt out like that one, uh, Mexican chick with a giant ass.

[2880] Have you ever seen her?

[2881] Oh, in the, in the Mexico.

[2882] Oh, dude.

[2883] Oh, she makes me sweat.

[2884] I would read her weather.

[2885] Is she Mexican or South American?

[2886] I forget.

[2887] She's Mexican.

[2888] Oh, my Jesus.

[2889] Oh, dude, she is.

[2890] Oh, my God.

[2891] See, that's different.

[2892] I would do that.

[2893] before you jerk off into a cup Here she is, look at her Oh my God The butt, look at she's wearing Almost nothing Look at the booty Look at that booty They can't help but stare at Garcia What is her name?

[2894] Yonette Garcia Break the internet Oh my God Her body's off the charts Temperatura They're doing it fucking right Aren't they Yeah, that's how you do it Yeah, I mean Who gives a fuck if she knows anything Who, you know Who knows Who knows, she's got $1 .3 million for just having a blowout ass.

[2895] That is a blowout ass, too.

[2896] Jesus, perfect body.

[2897] Look at her.

[2898] Oh, look at her in her underwear.

[2899] Oh, my God.

[2900] Dude, she is gorgeous.

[2901] It's pretty goddamn hot.

[2902] See?

[2903] Now, that makes sense.

[2904] What you should do is go out there and get down your underwear, stick your ass out.

[2905] I need you some shows in Mexico.

[2906] It sounds like I can do some press.

[2907] Remember I said no press?

[2908] Correct.

[2909] I'm here to do that Mexico.

[2910] Mexican weather.

[2911] And I'm just here to do the weather.

[2912] Only here to talk about clouds coming in.

[2913] She just broke up with a pro gamer, Call a Duty gamer.

[2914] Oh, so she's single, huh?

[2915] She was dating a nerd?

[2916] That's amazing.

[2917] Rich nerds are coming up.

[2918] Rich nerd.

[2919] Those Call Duty nerds are coming up.

[2920] Those video gamers.

[2921] I just heard about her recently for some reason, and that's what it was.

[2922] Pro gamers might as well be golfers now, right?

[2923] Dudes get paid.

[2924] Yeah, right?

[2925] They might as well be golfers.

[2926] 100.

[2927] Money.

[2928] Them and YouTubers.

[2929] Like just straight YouTubers?

[2930] A lot of them, stupid.

[2931] money.

[2932] Paid, son.

[2933] And no major network, nothing.

[2934] Nothing.

[2935] If you say, if you ask, uh, freaking Logan Paul, come on good morning America.

[2936] He's like, suck it.

[2937] What the fuck?

[2938] He dumped her to, uh, work on call of duty.

[2939] He what?

[2940] Dumped her to work on his call of duty game.

[2941] Let me see this kid.

[2942] She probably wanted too much dick.

[2943] Oh, he's a handsome fellow.

[2944] He might have something else in the work.

[2945] Oh, out booty.

[2946] Yeah, like other dick.

[2947] How does he like pass up on her?

[2948] Why just let her ride it while you play in the game Maybe she's terrible in bed though And he's like, that's not even physically possible You know what you're right When you're right, you're right That's like saying there's a bad Porsche to drive It's just no They're all great You can fix it up There we go Whoa Jesus Christ That's the two of them together And he broke up with her Dude I'm confused Is he into cock?

[2949] He must there must be something wrong with his brain Look at him, he's jacked though Dude he looks out me too He's probably nasty on that Look at her, though.

[2950] Good, googly, moogly.

[2951] Dude, I would give it all up.

[2952] Look at that.

[2953] Good Lord.

[2954] Good Lord.

[2955] Good Lord the body on that lady.

[2956] Woo -hoo.

[2957] Damn, he dumped her.

[2958] It's like, move on, bitch.

[2959] Listen, man, those guys are coming up.

[2960] Breaking news.

[2961] I'm out.

[2962] Pro gamers coming up in this world.

[2963] Dude, apparently.

[2964] It's a different life.

[2965] Drop some breaking news on the ass.

[2966] Yeah, I just got tired of that one.

[2967] There's someone out there tired of fucking Beyonce.

[2968] You know what I'm saying?

[2969] That's what I hear.

[2970] That's what I heard.

[2971] Yeah, but there's, you know, people get.

[2972] Sink of it.

[2973] Be me sick of it.

[2974] If you like it, then you should have put a ring on it.

[2975] Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.

[2976] Any other fights to talk about?

[2977] We're done?

[2978] I think we're done, brother.

[2979] We cover it all.

[2980] When is the fucking next fight companion?

[2981] Let's figure that out, Jamie.

[2982] Pull up to your schedule.

[2983] Man, I'm on the road damn near every weekend, but let's figure it out.

[2984] What do we got, Jamie?

[2985] Bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum.

[2986] 27th, the 10th.

[2987] Wait a minute.

[2988] October 27th might be a possibility.

[2989] Frankie Edgar Korean Zombie on November 10th.

[2990] Hold on.

[2991] October 27th, Vulcan Ozedimir versus Johnson.

[2992] Right?

[2993] Click on that.

[2994] Anthony Smith, rather.

[2995] I was going to say Anthony Johnson.

[2996] You said that's the 27th?

[2997] Yeah.

[2998] I'm in Phoenix with your boy Ari and Big J doing a show in Bethiel and Brian.

[2999] I love a bitch.

[3000] That sounds like better.

[3001] I know.

[3002] You should come with us.

[3003] Wish are good.

[3004] Wait a minute.

[3005] What is the Denver one?

[3006] The Denver one is Cowboy versus Mike Perry, too.

[3007] Oh, that's a motherfucking fight.

[3008] That's November 10th.

[3009] What are you doing there?

[3010] Let me see November 10th.

[3011] Oh, I'm in town.

[3012] I'm in town.

[3013] That's it.

[3014] Fight Companion.

[3015] I'm putting it in right now.

[3016] Fight Companion.

[3017] I'm putting it in my calendar, too.

[3018] That's a scary one for Cowboy.

[3019] That's a fun fight for everybody in Monta.

[3020] Benevede's versus Ray Borgs on that card.

[3021] Cowboy Mike Perry.

[3022] Korean zombie versus Frankie Edgar First team all dime pieces in Yoder versus Cooper Oh look at this Raquel Pennington returns against Jermaine Duran to me She's like yeah Fuck all that 145 pound title She said fuck your title I'd rather fight on the undercard What is the dime piece one Yoder versus Cooper Now the UFC pictures aren't flattering But if you look at their Instagram Did you see Mackenzie Dern made a video for Joey Diaz saying she's going to kick his ass after a little thing.

[3023] She was joking, though?

[3024] Smelling her ass.

[3025] Was she joking them?

[3026] Yeah, she's laughing.

[3027] She's hilarious.

[3028] Dere Ush on that card, too.

[3029] That's a good card, man. Fight Companion, Denver, November 10th.

[3030] Fight Companion, Denver.

[3031] It's in.

[3032] We're locked up.

[3033] All right, that's it.

[3034] All right.

[3035] T -fatk .com.

[3036] I'm at Salt Lake City.

[3037] That is October 10th through the 12th.

[3038] And after that, I'm in San Francisco, Cobbs.

[3039] After that, Sacramento.

[3040] Boom.

[3041] TFatK .com.

[3042] TFatK .com.

[3043] Thanks, brother.

[3044] Thanks, brother.

[3045] Bye, everybody.

[3046] Oh, we'll be right back with Rhonda Patrick.