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[23] This is the Dan Levator show with the Stucat's podcast.
[24] On top of our 20 -year anniversary, which is legitimately stupefying to me, Greg, I just can't believe that in my career through print and broadcast, that the media would shake, that newspapers would crumble, that rule.
[25] radio would fall apart and we would last two decades and keep growing and be able to celebrate it with the most loyal fans.
[26] If not in the history of sports media, Jim Rome -like close to whatever is the most loyal fans in the history of sports media.
[27] And I'm not only thankful for it, obviously, I try to show you that every day, but I legitimately can't believe that coming from Miami, just writing about sports that this would exist 20 years later to feed the people that I care about.
[28] And we've got an enormous announcement to make in a few minutes that we're going to get some help with.
[29] We'll onboard the people involved as part of celebrating our 20 year anniversary, but we're going to be doing it all year with content, an oral history, and a bunch of other things.
[30] Everything that's happened over the last three and a half years is sort of building up to this very moment you thought that was impressive our first 20 years wait till you see the next five when we start teaming up with people and when I told you a long time ago oh thank God I thought you were going to say another 20 I don't I don't got that in me you don't you guys don't you guys don't have another 20 years in you I hope I do speak for yourselves because the last few years you know have been hard because of a number of different reasons I won't bore you with now.
[31] However, one of the great things about what is about to happen in a few minutes here is that when we came out of ESPN three and a half years ago, truly scared, and when I tell you, the last three and a half years have been terrifying to me because of the responsibility of having to make sure that we do this correctly for the people we can.
[32] care about.
[33] When we were making the decisions, we didn't want to keep our loyal fans behind a paywall.
[34] And what I can't believe about what we're about to announce is we're going to be on in all the same places that we've always been on.
[35] Sling, free stream, Samsung TV Plus, Roku, Zumo Play, Draft Kings Network, live on Macs.
[36] We're going to be in a couple of other places as well that we're about to announce that makes it so.
[37] When we came out three and a half years ago we didn't want to put our fans behind a paywall and we did not we did it all ourselves and it's been a little bit of a mess and I've stumbled around I've had panic attacks and I've been super scared hardest thing I've ever done professionally but now the streaming services come to us and we get to do all the same things that we've been doing and now add other things that make it so not only have we left the ESPN or no longer on ESPN the worldwide leader in sports but we have no inhibitions about where we are on.
[38] We're on all over the place.
[39] And I'm going to let someone else in a few minutes make that announcement with fanfare in a way that's super exciting for us because this has been a long journey with our fans.
[40] And I'm excited about that.
[41] I'm also excited because we've got Bipo T -shirts.
[42] They're up at lebitardaf .com.
[43] That's not the big announcement, but they are there right now.
[44] if you want to lure people out of what appears to be retirement, lebitardaf .com is where you could purchase his merch right now and make people a character that might come back, maybe according to Billy Gill.
[45] Maybe.
[46] I don't control these things.
[47] Mario Crissabal controls more of it than we would like to admit.
[48] And so far, so good one weekend.
[49] The University of Miami game, I do wonder.
[50] Put it on the poll, please, Juju.
[51] Lebitard show.
[52] Can you win if your quarterback is named Mertz?
[53] The University of Florida threw out there, and this is a funny thing to watch this weekend, where I just hear.
[54] And that's Desmond Watson for the University of Florida that they're running toward.
[55] He's 450 pounds.
[56] I'm like, what?
[57] What?
[58] Number 21?
[59] Yeah.
[60] I love this guy.
[61] Yeah.
[62] Fletcher, man. Skyed well over him.
[63] I would, I don't know if I would have noticed them if he wasn't wearing 21, though.
[64] There's just something about when you see that guy wearing 21, it's just like chef's kiss.
[65] Greg, more like Fred Mertz.
[66] Yeah, there you go.
[67] I like it.
[68] Ethel Merman.
[69] Now you're talking.
[70] Not Ethel Merman.
[71] Fred Mertz is from I Love Lucy, no?
[72] Yeah, where he wore his belt like so high.
[73] Yeah, but Fred Mertz was married to Ethel Merman.
[74] Was he?
[75] I believe so.
[76] I could be wrong.
[77] I think Greg's right.
[78] You know, I may be wrong.
[79] I mean, that's even old -timey for me. I mean, Billy, you're supposed to support him.
[80] Greg's right.
[81] Thank you, Billy.
[82] I believe I am right.
[83] What kind of contribution is that that you don't know?
[84] This is what we're going to bring to more streaming services.
[85] You burping out some factual information that's not right about Fred Mertz and who he was married to?
[86] That's how we're going to capture the young people?
[87] Yes, please, let's do it.
[88] Merman's coming back.
[89] So is Fred Mertz, thanks to this reference.
[90] But the Pippo T -shirts being on sale, I can't believe you've got any announcement for it.
[91] that would top that.
[92] I mean, because people t -shirts.
[93] I want people back.
[94] I want them back.
[95] I've always thought people was at his best went back, Jack.
[96] That's right.
[97] Thank you, everyone.
[98] Thank you.
[99] People is at his best when you am as awful or great.
[100] Yeah.
[101] Who are you saying that's right to?
[102] Because whatever you were saying, that's right to, was only said to you.
[103] Yeah, you know.
[104] So this is what we're bringing into the new age to keep it young.
[105] Where did that come from?
[106] The F .O. Merman thing.
[107] I'm going to have to be quiet here.
[108] in a second because we're being introduced by someone else.
[109] Ethel Merman?
[110] And he is about to start and he's getting in position.
[111] So you're going to have to forgive me if I give a couple of seconds of silence for someone else to introduce us.
[112] You tell me, Chris, I will let you know.
[113] Don't you want to be interrupted by someone stumbling upon a Fred Mertz conversation?
[114] That's how I want to be, you know, stumbled upon.
[115] That's how you celebrate 20 years.
[116] That's how you do it.
[117] Ethel Merman was born in 1908, and she has a section on her Wikipedia that's just labeled profanity.
[118] Damn right.
[119] She invented it.
[120] Well, she was not married to Fred Murchs, though.
[121] Really?
[122] That was Ethel Mertz.
[123] That's who I'm thinking of.
[124] The great Ethel's.
[125] I'm glad we got the early 20th century.
[126] Oh, top five Ethels?
[127] You're not going to come up five.
[128] Well, her name was actually Vivian Vance, though.
[129] You don't have five Ethel.
[130] They actually never made Ethels.
[131] Yeah, put it on the poll at Levitart's show.
[132] Are we still making?
[133] Ethels.
[134] Did we ever?
[135] And put that on.
[136] Did we ever?
[137] Well, we did make Merman.
[138] We made Ethel Merman.
[139] But she wasn't even an Ethel.
[140] Let me. Oh, she was.
[141] She was.
[142] There was another one that was Vivian.
[143] Hold on.
[144] Hey, Dan.
[145] Yes, sir.
[146] Yeah, it's Dan Patrick here.
[147] Sorry we interrupted you.
[148] Professional as always, Dan.
[149] Once again, I led in with the tagline, I think, for your show.
[150] If you think our show is bad, wait till you get a load of Dan Levitard show with Stu Gantz.
[151] What do you think?
[152] What kind of intro is that?
[153] You're supposed to welcome me into the family.
[154] I did until I couldn't get your attention.
[155] I was going to say nice things.
[156] I've got a bad executive producer.
[157] Okay.
[158] Join the club.
[159] Oh.
[160] We're a match made in heaven.
[161] We've got an announcement to make.
[162] Who's making it?
[163] You or me?
[164] Well, I just did.
[165] I just said you're going to follow our.
[166] This is bad.
[167] Yeah.
[168] We actually planned.
[169] Dan, we planned this.
[170] And it sounds this bad.
[171] Yeah, we don't plan ours.
[172] Yeah, we don't plan ours.
[173] Yeah, we don't plan ours.
[174] Yeah, Seton, do you have a question?
[175] Well, I was wondering with this big announcement, maybe we can change the name of our show to the Dan Patrick show with Todd Fritz.
[176] Oh, similar to the Dan Levitart show with Stugat.
[177] We have Todd Fritz.
[178] Oh.
[179] I genuinely miss the announcement.
[180] What is the announcement?
[181] Our audience.
[182] Look, our executive producer was asleep at the wheel and totally missed the announcement.
[183] Can you make it again, Dan, please?
[184] If you think our show is bad, wait until you get a load of this show.
[185] The Dan Lebitard show with Stugantz, it follows ours, on Peacock.
[186] Yes.
[187] All right, hold on.
[188] So, Dan, we have a celebration.
[189] We've got a parade.
[190] We have a chorus.
[191] We have a marching band.
[192] We are ready.
[193] We are ready and to join Peacock with Dan Patrick.
[194] Let's go, people.
[195] Let's go.
[196] We are following Dan Patrick.
[197] Yes.
[198] Yes.
[199] Okay.
[200] Dan, is there a robbery going on?
[201] That's what it looks like.
[202] It looks like somebody's breaking into rob you.
[203] There's a, where are your wings, peacock?
[204] There's not a person.
[205] Oh, okay.
[206] That is.
[207] Yes.
[208] Can we fix the confetti cannons, please?
[209] That stuff's not working back there.
[210] Don't injure your co -workers with the confetti cannon.
[211] Thank you.
[212] Please be careful.
[213] There are liability issues there.
[214] I remember my first time on Peacock.
[215] For those who haven't seen it, how would you describe your show, Dan?
[216] Lesser in every way to yours.
[217] I want to tell your audience that Dan Patrick is a hero of mine.
[218] I am really thrilled to be behind him in the lineup.
[219] I will say that Pauley is a hero of mine.
[220] That was an unfair shot by Dan Patrick at Pauley.
[221] I mean, I'm sorry.
[222] What was the shot?
[223] He said Todd Fritz was the name that he was going to put on the show.
[224] What was the shot at Pauley?
[225] He said he had a bad executive producer as well.
[226] Pauley is the executive producer.
[227] Pauley is an exceptional.
[228] In fact, he is in my top five executive producers of all time.
[229] Wow.
[230] Wow.
[231] Really.
[232] Congratulations, Paulie.
[233] And Fritzy is a top five guest booker of all time.
[234] How about that?
[235] That's for sure.
[236] That's for sure.
[237] Dan, I'll take it.
[238] I'm going to tell the people, I think they know this.
[239] You've heard me say it to you.
[240] before and I've said it to your audience before.
[241] You led the way with producers talking on the air and going to a confessional box to talk in breaks.
[242] You pioneered leaving ESPN doing a show in your attic and showed me how hard and doable these things are.
[243] So I really am thrilled that our thing gets to exist behind yours in support of yours at your back, sir.
[244] Because of DP, we heard from Ethan today.
[245] That's right.
[246] That is what happened today.
[247] Another producer grabbed a microphone who shouldn't, Dan.
[248] You've got a lot of control over your microphones.
[249] I do not have any control over my microphones.
[250] Well, thank you.
[251] Thank you for the kind words.
[252] Once again, the Dan Lebitard show, and you can see it on Peacock, and it'll follow our show.
[253] All right, can I ask you some sports questions, or do you want me to do, me and my career feels like it's slowing down and maybe dropped a peg or two with this, but um i i don't believe it has i am i am here to bolster you we heard you're going to retire in four years you made a big announcement that you were going to do it's like saying i'm going to retire in 440 years you might speed that up you're giving that's right i'm trying to rush you out the door by saying what happened to the industry dan you should announce your retirement today as well in four years all right you know what i retire whenever dan patrick retires we leave together.
[254] I'm announcing that as well today.
[255] Hey, everybody here, you've got the same amount of time to get out of the house that Dan's producers do.
[256] December 24, 2027.
[257] That's it.
[258] That's it.
[259] We're done.
[260] Let's do it together.
[261] I just announced that as well.
[262] Dan Patrick and I are retiring on the same day together.
[263] Happy retirement.
[264] I think DP just locked you into working on Christmas Eve.
[265] Happy Notche, Buena.
[266] Okay.
[267] Here's a question for you.
[268] What would be bigger if the dolphins had a really, really, really successful season or the Miami Hurricanes?
[269] If you could pick.
[270] I would say that the dolphins have always been the biggest story in this town, and the University of Miami gave us a fun run after the dolphins did.
[271] But generationally, what's been handed down has been bigger for the dolphins.
[272] The dolphins put this city on the map, sports -wise.
[273] Don Shulah has an expressway named after him.
[274] The University of Miami was more interesting because they were controversial, but the dolphins were simply excellent historically.
[275] And this century, neither one of them has been any good, Dan.
[276] And so people in South Florida who love football and have had it handed down from their grandparents, they have not seen, this generation has not seen a dolphin team really matter.
[277] And they got so much hope that the one of the last two years that also hasn't, mattered because it hasn't won a playoff game felt and sounded and looked like it mattered simply because they got an offense so people here are starved for football and that's been the franchise that always mattered the heat took this city away from them if the dolphins win they'll take it back but you have a generation that didn't experience the you winning either so you you have generations with both of these teams that haven't seen you know what the the peak success story was for both them.
[278] You're right, and I would just say pro football Trump's college football in just a, this isn't a college town.
[279] This was first a professional football town in sport.
[280] You thought sports fans were mad when there was a playoff game exclusively behind Peacock.
[281] Now, imagine the Dan Levitart show was Stu Gotts, not exclusively behind Peacock.
[282] Yeah.
[283] I should also, I should also announce we're going to be on serious XM Channel 85 as part of this.
[284] too.
[285] Wow.
[286] Yeah, it's a dual back on the radio.
[287] It's a dual announcement.
[288] That's right.
[289] Stugatz is back on the radio.
[290] Dan Patrick still dominates that.
[291] I will tell the audience and forgive me, Dan, if I derail sports talk, but honest to God you showed us the way.
[292] There was a time in your career where you thought you couldn't do a radio show.
[293] And now you've got one of maybe five or ten monsters that exist in sports in the United States.
[294] Well, thank you.
[295] But it's true, right?
[296] you right am I wrong yeah yeah uh you know I had a lot of people who helped along the way uh but it was mostly me of course but I'm just you know as you always take credit for all the things that you do on your show whenever I talk to you it's like God did they get in the way of my greatness and I'm like yeah yeah I know the I know the problem there Dan uh finish this statement the mission statement of the Dan Levitard show is Uh, wow, okay, this one's going to be hard, uh, to, uh, to try and be different in a, uh, environment that ought to be fun and sometimes isn't because we spend a whole lot of time, uh, criticizing, blaming.
[297] And also we talk about Trump's on.
[298] But you guys do some blaming and, I mean, you have some serious topics there, don't you?
[299] Yeah, but I, well, I try not to be too terribly judgmental.
[300] Look, one of the many things I admire about you is that as shrill as all of this has gotten in the center of it, you are a pillar of professionalism.
[301] And when you scorch someone, it matters because you're not doing it every day.
[302] You're not doing it to get aggregated.
[303] When you scorch someone, it means that someone distinguished is hitting someone hard and you don't spend a lot of time there either.
[304] Like our show, well, our show often isn't cruel about human beings and we also feature Stugat's.
[305] Hmm.
[306] Thank you, Dan.
[307] You're welcome.
[308] Just what I need.
[309] Another Dan in my life.
[310] Well, all I know is it's one of the more interesting car rides that I've ever had in my life, though, with you, Stugats.
[311] When I left Dan's wedding and you volunteered to take me back to my hotel, right?
[312] How many things did he ask you for?
[313] That's what you do for a friend.
[314] How many numbers in your phone did he ask you for?
[315] How many famous people?
[316] How many things did he ask you for?
[317] Well, Stugats, can I say, I don't want to, okay, he asked for a job if he ever left.
[318] I'd be interested in hiring him.
[319] I did, yeah.
[320] Let it fly, Dan.
[321] It's okay.
[322] Okay.
[323] He asked me how much money he should be making.
[324] He talked about his daughters playing lacrosse.
[325] He wanted to know what I thought about as BMW And he wanted to know if he could come in and have a drink Not in that order How much money should he be making?
[326] Not as much as he said But a little more than he was getting paid Let's put it that one I should get 10 % of that, Steve guy You got it.
[327] Okay, I got to resume my regularly scheduled program here, Dan.
[328] Good seeing you, buddy.
[329] I love you, and I'm thrilled.
[330] I really am thrilled that we're teaming up for the last 400 years of your career when you eventually retire.
[331] How about a fake round of applause for the Dan Levitator?
[332] All right.
[333] Yeah.
[334] Thank you.
[335] We loved it.
[336] We did it.
[337] Okay.
[338] All right.
[339] We did something.
[340] Thank you, Dan Levitard show with Stu Gatz.
[341] Yeah, Stu Gads took me home from Dan.
[342] It sounds weird.
[343] He gave me a ride home from I'm excited about this partnership, as you just heard, and I will tell the audience again, it's not just Draft King's Network, it's not just Zuma Play, it's not Samsung TV Plus, it's not just Roku, it's not just Sling Free Stream, it's not just Max, it's now also Peacock NBC Sports Fast Channel, it is YouTube, and it is Sirius XM.
[344] We're on the cock.
[345] There's a couple of paywalls on there, and this show fought hard to stay.
[346] out of the way when it came to paywalls, but that's an exclusive sense.
[347] These are tremendous partnerships for our show.
[348] So now you have more options.
[349] If you like watching the Dan Patrick show, we'll be on right after them.
[350] But if you're in a hurry to watch what we do, we'll still be kicking it live on YouTube.
[351] And of course, the podcast is always going to be there.
[352] Nothing changes for how it is you consume the show.
[353] We're just adding audience from a different place, and we're teaming up with somebody who is a genuine idol.
[354] of mine because thank you You gave your idol a lot of leeway because if one of us ask you to start this show who needs a bigger season Canger Dolphins we would have been kicked out of this room immediately and you completely listened to that question I was so kind of terrible question I wrote it down I had it written down I mean you should have sent him to the penalty box you should have you had been so confused I do guilty as charged I did roll over on my back and allow him to tickle my belly with a question that was not what I would have liked.
[355] Where'd McLevin go?
[356] I noticed Seton move from the front row to the back row.
[357] I don't know what that means.
[358] I feel like Fritzy is next.
[359] Who's getting that show after Dan Patrick?
[360] I don't know what it means either when you move, Rose.
[361] Can we talk about now that we're finally working with them, sort of, show Olympics.
[362] It's been in the works for a long time.
[363] They think they're better than us, let's be honest.
[364] And they're not.
[365] We have 10 times as many athletes on our show as they have on their shows.
[366] We need to kick their ass.
[367] We just have 10 times as many people that we're paying.
[368] He's got a very streamlined operation.
[369] I think he's got 11 or 12 employees.
[370] It's not a giant sprawling thing.
[371] He's very efficient with how he does it.
[372] We are not.
[373] Okay.
[374] And your point is we're not going to out -athlete them?
[375] It makes us generate the Olympics.
[376] That was a lot of context.
[377] We didn't need it.
[378] It's all about kicking their ass and chill Olympics.
[379] They don't have a golden oly on their staff.
[380] Yeah, that's right.
[381] Either for me. I don't think we have much more than 10 people either.
[382] We have an alternate, though.
[383] That's right.
[384] No, I meant, I mean, he's got a total of 10 people.
[385] We've got only, we're paying 23 people just to be at microphones.
[386] I'm not even counting video.
[387] His whole operation is like 11 or 12 people.
[388] The idea was that.
[389] Well, he knows how to conduct a business.
[390] I do not.
[391] Well, did they talk about Alpha Merman today?
[392] I don't think so.
[393] That's correct.
[394] Greg Cody's show only has three staff members.
[395] and one of them is speaking right now.
[396] We're a streamlined operation.
[397] Who is on this week, by the way?
[398] Well, we're live from Key West.
[399] Oh, wow.
[400] Really?
[401] We're embedded in the Jimmy Buffett second line funeral parade and celebrations.
[402] You really undersold your Mario Cristobal interview and how funny it would be when your phone just died.
[403] I know.
[404] That was the week before.
[405] That's still there.
[406] You really undersold how funny that was for the listener.
[407] I can't believe Mario took it.
[408] well.
[409] He called me back to finish the conversation.
[410] The audience didn't hear that part, but yeah.
[411] Mario's feeling good this year.
[412] He's been very good, yeah.
[413] I'm pro Mario.
[414] I'm happy for his belated success.
[415] I'm surprised he called back because usually coaches will take, or anyone being interviewed, will take that opportunity to get the hell out of there.
[416] Oh, absolutely.
[417] You're right.
[418] So what's the deal with the show Olympics?
[419] Do we find a tiebreaker or where where do we stand on that?
[420] That's going to be next week.
[421] We're going to have to pull something on our ass.
[422] I'm not sure exactly what we're doing.
[423] Is that one of the contests?
[424] pulling something out of your ass I can think of worse things to do quite frankly we're looking for the perfect competition if anyone has any suggestions out there we don't know we want it to be random but we want it to be fair so we're kind of up in year this partnership means we can air the Olympics instead of our show right we have the Olympics now we own it that is part of what things are and Notre Dame wow we get Notre Dame too I'm telling you Florida should look at that decorinator Greg stay away from Al Golden A live show from Key West, you wrote a column in your underwear off of University of Miami and the University of Florida.
[425] Figuratively.
[426] It was Jimmy Buffett's death parade?
[427] It was the one -year anniversary of his passing, and he has such a cult following.
[428] Stugats knows this with deadheads.
[429] Jimmy Buffett has something similar with parrot heads.
[430] I thought this would be like a sadish parade of a couple of hundred fans, all my age, all drunk.
[431] Some of them were in parodats.
[432] It was thousands and thousands of people, probably 5 ,000 people.
[433] A second -line parade, New Orleans style, is a celebration of life.
[434] And, you know, there were brass bands, beach balls flying in the air.
[435] It was really a special occasion.
[436] And my wife's always been a huge Buffett fan, and we were right in the middle of this parade.
[437] So it was kind of neat.
[438] And I'm doing content, you know, right from the parade with all the ambient noise and everything.
[439] So it's pretty cool.
[440] Was it good, Chris?
[441] Yeah, I mean, we got a lot of up shots at my dad's nose on Zoom.
[442] He's got giant nostrils.
[443] Yeah, he does.
[444] I have Cody nostrils.
[445] Leave your nose and ears never stop growing.
[446] Well, mine certainly haven't.
[447] Neither has stews.
[448] Belly button?
[449] I don't think that's right.
[450] I've seen the belly button.
[451] Oh, just his belly button.
[452] Oh, well, yeah.
[453] But that's just me. I'm pressing it in right now, self -consciously.
[454] Thank you for the mention, though, yes.
[455] Because Stugats often lies.
[456] That's what I was doing.
[457] I got it.
[458] I said it.
[459] The nose, right?
[460] Because there's...
[461] Nokia was a character.
[462] There's going to be confetti falling from this ceiling for about two years.
[463] There's still confetti falling from the Clevelander ceiling from the number of times that we got mean on the handshake.
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[476] Don Lebertard.
[477] You want me everything.
[478] You owe me everything.
[479] You have added 10 years to my career.
[480] Yes, I have.
[481] This man has.
[482] You haven't.
[483] That man. Who the hell are you?
[484] Stugats.
[485] I am Who the fucking bullshit?
[486] You're a rude young man. You're a fool.
[487] You're a fool.
[488] I already called you a fool.
[489] You can't call me. You're an idiot again.
[490] It's a fool of.
[491] You're an idiot twice.
[492] You're an idiot for dismissing how much I've helped you.
[493] This is the Dan Levitar show with the Stugats.
[494] I'm pretty certain that the audience is saying to itself, not unlike Greg Cody just said to himself, what does all that mean?
[495] Why did you guys make such a big deal out of that?
[496] Like what just happened?
[497] That makes any of that important.
[498] And the answer to that question is that we've arrived at being able to do all our own things with the backing of mainstream media in a way that can also exist outside of mainstream media, not beholden to mainstream media.
[499] and as the media collapses, we now begin to collect partners that are going to make us gather strength so I can feel and we can feel less weakened than we have over the last three and a half years.
[500] And it's just the start of, okay, now we're moving.
[501] It took us three and a half years to turn this into a radio show that exists as a television show.
[502] And now that television show exists behind something that has been a television show for a long time, is more credible as a television show than we are.
[503] and is our lead -in to the afternoon.
[504] And if you don't want it there, that's fine.
[505] You can get it in all the other places you got it.
[506] It's what McAfee's trying to build now with ESPN's help, and it's what Shannon Sharp is trying to build with Colin Cowherd's help, and it's what Stephen A. Smith will soon try to build with somebody's help, where you get both the freedom of doing whatever you want and you partner with people that are media giants in order to make you generally stronger.
[507] Can't help but feel like David Samson is going to get mad, when you're saying that we now have a real lead in.
[508] I want to reveal to the audience something I did not know until this weekend, which is speaking of asking famous people for things, David Sampson has asked Brad Williams to open for him.
[509] To open?
[510] David Sampson wants to do a - Should be the other way around.
[511] David Sampson wants to do a comedy set opening for Brad Williams.
[512] Brad does theaters.
[513] No, that's not how that goes.
[514] I'm sorry, I said it wrong.
[515] I said it wrong.
[516] David Sampson wants to open for Brad William.
[517] It makes more sense.
[518] Like a door?
[519] Got nervous for a second.
[520] We're good.
[521] He'll put his hand inside the shirt and then grab the door and open it on.
[522] Open his baggie of candy.
[523] Got it.
[524] Did you guys read or hear speaking of how it is that people gather strength over time?
[525] It's not just that the Kelsey brothers signed $100 million.
[526] deal with Amazon.
[527] There aren't podcast business kind of stinks, but we're one of the few places where it doesn't stink.
[528] It stinks almost all over outside of like 10 things.
[529] The Kelsey brothers just got a deal for $100 million and these numbers are a little bit crazy.
[530] Travis Kelsey has appeared in the past 30 days in airings of commercials 83 ,000 and 32 times.
[531] It is more than anyone in the world that he has spent in the last 30 days in commercial airtime selling Travis Kelsey.
[532] And he will have this season 127 nationally aired ads on television.
[533] Just Travis?
[534] Just Travis.
[535] Wow.
[536] Because Jason's got to have plenty on his own, too.
[537] Are we ever, like, when are people going to get tired of this?
[538] Because inevitably they will, they will get tired of it.
[539] Will they not?
[540] See what kind of breakup they have if they have one.
[541] That'll probably be one of the points here.
[542] But I just saw an Applebee's commercial starring Dan Campbell, and Dan Campbell's going to take all the commercials from here on out.
[543] He's a natural.
[544] He is so good.
[545] Dan's right, though.
[546] People get sick of seeing something over and over again if they're kind of like, you know, oh, like oversaturation.
[547] And it happened this weekend with Kirk Herb Street's dog.
[548] I noticed people last season, when the dog started going on road trips with him, they were like, oh, what a cute dog.
[549] This past weekend, they showed the dog in the booth, and everyone was like, all right, that's enough.
[550] already.
[551] Too much of this golden retriever.
[552] And I couldn't disagree more.
[553] I think the dog is actually the best thing that that booth has going for it.
[554] It is adorable.
[555] Yeah, but sometimes you have to let a dog just be a dog.
[556] Enough with the travel and the football games and the booth and the private jets and all this.
[557] How about you just hang out with other dogs?
[558] You know what I'm saying?
[559] Let Ben be Ben.
[560] Go to a dog park.
[561] I mean, do something.
[562] Have a bone.
[563] That dog's flying private.
[564] It's eating caviar, drinking champagne.
[565] I mean, that dog is No, dog's not wanting for anything.
[566] Dogs don't like caviar.
[567] Dogs like eating shit.
[568] Seriously.
[569] You're right.
[570] You don't eat eggs, fish eggs?
[571] You're kidding me?
[572] Like the FSU guy that said he was going to eat poop?
[573] Let Ben sniff a butt.
[574] When they're sniffing around the grass, they're sniffing for poop.
[575] They're not sniffing for caviar.
[576] Exactly.
[577] Exactly.
[578] By the way, that FSU fan who said on what will always be Twitter to me that he was going to eat dog if FSU lost.
[579] Eat it.
[580] You got to eat it now.
[581] But if you had to do that, is there a particular breed of dog that would be more palatable than other dogs?
[582] I'd get a little dog, right, because then you'd think it's a little poop.
[583] Yeah, you want just a little tiny finger -sized log, you know, that you can...
[584] I don't want a saint Bernard, I'll tell you that right now.
[585] No, right.
[586] Or you don't want a dog with diarrhea, because then you're eating it out of a bowl.
[587] But it might be quicker.
[588] You just kind of slurbit.
[589] Ugh.
[590] Dad, you said earlier you're so confident about UM this year.
[591] Are you prepared to eat poop if they lose to an easy opponent?
[592] If they lose a fam you Saturday evening, I will eat poop Live on this show.
[593] We will hold you to that.
[594] Why would you say that?
[595] Wow.
[596] Okay.
[597] No one is making it.
[598] What about at USF?
[599] No, I'm going to take it one game at a time.
[600] Don't take that bet.
[601] Do you not take that bet.
[602] Just take famiou and call it a day, okay?
[603] Let's move on.
[604] You want a dog that's not hairy also, right?
[605] You don't want some hair in there.
[606] Yeah, you want a nice, nice poopy.
[607] Yeah, short dog.
[608] You're right about the diarrhea, though.
[609] I mean, that's...
[610] But you never know, it's a crapshoot.
[611] I mean, believe me, jumping Charlie, he's, you know, pooping pancakes, that guy.
[612] Is he?
[613] Yeah.
[614] Why's, why's that?
[615] I don't know.
[616] His diet hasn't changed.
[617] But he's just very inconsistent on the...
[618] Oh, come on the...
[619] Cratshoot.
[620] Do you give him Boar's Head?
[621] No, we don't.
[622] Oh, good.
[623] That's been killing people, hasn't it?
[624] Yeah.
[625] Careful we might be a partner with him.
[626] Killing people.
[627] I think our show now airs on all Boershead meets.
[628] It is.
[629] On the Boarhead Network, that's our next part.
[630] You take a number, and on the number screen, you get five observations.
[631] So at 321 Noll wrote on Twitter, Florida State loses to BC this weekend.
[632] I will eat dog shit out of a red solo cup with a spoon and post a video of me doing it.
[633] Book it.
[634] And not only did they lose, but they lost 28 to 13 to BC.
[635] That's the biggest win a former Belichick disciple has ever had coaching a football team.
[636] O 'Brien.
[637] What?
[638] I almost reverse covered.
[639] Bill O 'Brien, huh?
[640] Florida State is unfathomably bad.
[641] What is the biggest victory?
[642] Because Belichick's now going to hire all his friends and put them on television, analyzing games, and none of them are any good.
[643] It's Charlie Weiss and Matt Patricia.
[644] He's just going to create a giant economy around the stinky coaches who don't, you know, can't work anywhere.
[645] He'll be working in three weeks, and it will just be Romeo Cronnell.
[646] That's right.
[647] He's going to get a bunch of money.
[648] of jobs and Steve Belichick is all of the son going to be hosting three shows on the NFL network.
[649] I mean, give Bill O 'Brien some credit.
[650] That was a, I think Florida State, it's not like they gave up after the Georgia Tech game.
[651] Like, I think they really thought they were going to just stop Boston College and move on with their season, but now they open the season with two ACC losses before week two has even begun.
[652] And it's like, first of all, I think it's odd that they're playing two conference teams that are really in the season.
[653] It's weird.
[654] Bad job by the AD.
[655] It's like a kind of like a, how do you move on from this, right?
[656] Because their offense looked so bad, but their defense was supposed to be, I mean, like, Mike, how many podcasts did you listen to this offseason that said Florida State's D -Line was the best in the country and had all these NFL prospects and no one was going to be able to run on them?
[657] Sabin co -signed on that notion.
[658] And then you watch Boston College, who's, their quarterback is legitimately very fun to watch.
[659] He was very fun to watch last year.
[660] His name is Castiano, which I think always has people like, all right, something weird is going to.
[661] to happen.
[662] There's a Castiano's with a deep drive.
[663] What's going on right now?
[664] But I mean, credit to Bill O 'Brien came into, you know, seminal territory and won the game.
[665] And first game at Boston College, it's crazy.
[666] I will say that while it didn't look like FSU quit before that game, it certainly looked like there was some quit late in that game.
[667] I would say second quarter.
[668] Yeah, that was a really disappointing performance from FSU.
[669] And Mike Norvel, who was so calm on the sidelines before wearing it.
[670] Dude is wearing it.
[671] Was wearing it after the second three and out.
[672] It's a lot of pressure, man. You could see the pressure he is under.
[673] This is a dude that was reported said no to Alabama over the off season.
[674] Now that house of cards may be coming.
[675] It happens that quickly.
[676] Crashing to the ground.
[677] It stinks, but like you can't give up.
[678] Like you still have to, it's so hard to get players to buy into a program, especially after what happened at the end of last season, missing the playoff and being a team.
[679] that can go 13 and 0.
[680] I know it's different now with the 12 team playoff, but it's just such a terrible look for the entire conference that they were left out of the playoff.
[681] And so you can't just give up on the season and not make a bowl game.
[682] Like you have to at least try to salvage what you can from it.
[683] Jessica, that's not a lack of effort.
[684] They stink, okay?
[685] Like last week, I said, I declared their season was over last week when they lost two Georgia Tech that way.
[686] Their quarterback is not good enough and their season is over.
[687] And it, well, we can talk about, the weakness of the conference.
[688] But when you're telling me that that team quit against Boston College, what I remember, this is how it's happened this season in two games.
[689] First drive of the season for FSU, Stugats, and a whole lot of people declare them the best team in the country because they go down the field on Georgia Tech in seven plays.
[690] And all they've done since then is lose with a quarterback who dinks and dunks.
[691] Their offense isn't nearly good enough.
[692] It's not.
[693] And this is what happens when you're all in on the portal.
[694] And I would say that there were other things going on when it was good to be FSU that were worthy of taking inventory of, whether it be players publicly complaining about the money that they're getting, threatening to hold out of bowl games if they don't get their money right.
[695] There were guys that were pretty high price that made a big public stink about what they were getting and what they weren't getting, that were part of that group in that second quarter that were quitting.
[696] And this is why, even though it felt good to be FSU when you had Jordan Travis under center, this is why you have to stack those transfer portal classes with talent underneath because you're at the mercy of what's in the portal and you're at the mercy of other programs also figuring out the portal.
[697] They tried to get guys like Cam Ward.
[698] They were unsuccessful.
[699] So they decided we're going to get all these guys that aren't getting playing time at these big programs because if they're playing at big programs, that'll get our fan base excited.
[700] Well, you were at the mercy of the portal.
[701] Portal wasn't good enough and now you got nothing behind these guys.
[702] You're asking for backups that you don't have.
[703] Yeah, I'm curious.
[704] Like if there was a point in the game in which it was like you have to pull DJ like there were a lot of drop balls there was like he didn't have a lot of time it was a bad like bad protection all around but you have to wonder like how like unconfident they are in the backup quarterback situation to not make any sort of change in that game because like the crowd is chanting we want Brock the backup quarterback in what second quarter third quarter like yeah that's just stinks and to take your fan base from like being on top of the world last year going undefeated and winning the conference championship to this.
[705] Like that coaching staff just needs to do better.
[706] And Dan, you can put the town on alert.
[707] I don't think they beat Memphis.
[708] Wow.
[709] Really?
[710] The whole town?
[711] Put the town on alert.
[712] I think Memphis makes a college football playoffs.
[713] Wow.
[714] Here's what's interesting to me about this college football season.
[715] You have teams getting quarterbacks they wouldn't normally get because of the transfer portal.
[716] So Michigan was stacked at quarterback.
[717] Cade McNamara left.
[718] He's now at Iowa.
[719] Iowa puts up 40 points.
[720] Iowa might be good.
[721] If they could score 25 points a game, they might be a team that could sneak into the playoffs.
[722] Same thing happening at search.
[723] He was with Kyle McCord.
[724] That guy was a quarterback at Ohio State.
[725] Syracuse never gets that quarterback.
[726] He threw four touchdowns this weekend.
[727] McCord actually impressed me a little bit with his toughness.
[728] He was dealing with injuries, especially in that Michigan game that people didn't really realize.
[729] But that was a very disrespectful line for Iowa.
[730] Come on.
[731] Some of these people are gone.
[732] A 20 -point favorite over a 6 -1 Illinois State team.
[733] Come on.
[734] Put it on the poll, please, Juju.
[735] It is Unconfident Award at Lebitard Show.
[736] And also, can you tell the difference between a team that is quitting and a team that's not very good because I can't.
[737] I don't have that ability.
[738] Maybe teams quit, but I haven't seen anything from FSU except in the first drive this season that suggests to me anything other than that team's not very good.
[739] Got about 16 recent years of experience being able to spot it happening right in front of me. And so, yeah, there's bad body language, bad poshion when you get to the line, everyone looking for leadership there, a lackadaisical approach.
[740] And also look at the red flags that pop up over the course of what people are talking about before this season.
[741] This had a recipe for a disastrous season for FSU and is playing out worse than maybe even the people that were most sour on their chances had it.
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[759] Don Lebertard.
[760] You are a fool.
[761] You're nobody.
[762] You are an infant.
[763] You have nobody to me. I literally put together a freaking stage for your toenail.
[764] I am.
[765] Your career right now, pal.
[766] Look at me. I am your career.
[767] Stugats.
[768] You have messed with me, David.
[769] And now you're messing with me. And I'm more dangerous, pal.
[770] This is the Dan Levitar show with the Stugats.
[771] Greg, can you tell that you've been covering sports for 50 years?
[772] I just heard Stugats just excited because Stugat likes to take things from people, ask things of people, have people do work.
[773] for him, and he's like, Dan, he was sort of not quite yelling at me, but he saw that I wanted your list of the top 32 NFL teams ranked in order, and he said, I want that for God bless football.
[774] I do.
[775] Please, you can't have it, Dan.
[776] I need Greg Cody's ranking of, can you tell the difference?
[777] He outbid you.
[778] Can you tell the difference between a team quitting and a team not being very good?
[779] One of my least favorite things to do that I very rarely do in print or in a microcontrad.
[780] microphone is accuse an athlete of not trying hard enough or not working hard enough.
[781] I think it's generally a talent issue.
[782] I think if you're losing two games that you shouldn't lose, you're just not good enough.
[783] I don't think it's that you're quitting.
[784] I don't think it's that necessarily the coach is making a bad decision on who starts at a specific position.
[785] But I just noticed today, FSU's championship odds in two games have gone from 66 to 1 to 500 to 1.
[786] And what that tells me is nobody expects a turnaround.
[787] Nobody thinks this is an anomaly.
[788] FSU is just bad.
[789] Let me explain something, as Jessica says, that Bill O 'Brien deserves some credit for this.
[790] Still can't believe that.
[791] Bill O 'Brien and Boston College going into Tallahassee and winning 2813, the home team's not any good.
[792] Like, it's not – Boston College may indeed surprise you.
[793] may be better than you thought they were.
[794] FSU scoring 13 points at home and Boston College's defense.
[795] Also, for the last couple of years, there's a defense that every once in a while will surprise you and slowed FSU last year when they were a lot better than this.
[796] But losing at home and scoring only 13 points at home, it's a damning indictment.
[797] I know like talent composite isn't everything, but FSU's is top 15 in the country this season on 247, so I don't think you can say that they're not talented.
[798] think that when it comes down to things like this, it's the coaching staff not putting players in a position to be successful.
[799] And so I try, too, not to blame individuals for a performance or put it all on the players, even though individuals can have bad performances.
[800] That's very common in sports, especially in college football.
[801] But when you have a team that going into the season is extremely talented by most metrics and has a number of players that are either projected to play in the NFL or, you know, top either class in college football, and then they lose their first two games of the season to teams that they're favored against.
[802] I think that's 100 % on the coaching staff.
[803] Here's what took me the most by surprise last night, because I thought Boston College could win that game.
[804] It was how poorly Boston College played in blowing FSU out because they were disastrous on special teams.
[805] Cassiano's was missing open receivers that were shrieking wide open.
[806] Drop wheel route was often taking the closest wide open option just completely foregoing touchdown passes deeper down on the field.
[807] They didn't even have to play well.
[808] Lou Riddick pointed out, there's no deep safety right now.
[809] They do not respect this, and it's the same exact thing that we saw last week.
[810] Georgia Tech grew into that game.
[811] I don't expect Boston College's defense was the only good unit for Boston College, really, yesterday, the only really impressive unit.
[812] Georgia Tech doesn't have this incredible defense either.
[813] Throughout the game, those opposing defenses grow into it and get more aggressive because they realize Uiunga Lale has no interest in throwing the ball downfield.
[814] And if he does, it's to keep another defense on this, and it's going to be inaccurate.
[815] Florida tried some of that against Miami.
[816] Where all Mertz was doing is trying to throw it deep, and there was nothing there.
[817] And the rest of the game ended up being constipated for Florida.
[818] I want to show you something from this weekend, the entertainment around the entertainment, because college game day, an institution, as we celebrate 20 years, and I can tell you firsthand how much it hurts to try to keep evolving something as you age.
[819] The way that show has treated Lee Corso is something that is worthy of emulation by every corporation in the history of corporate greed that they continue to find ways for an 89 -year -old Lee Corso to not age out of a show that they're trying to get younger while he's still there.
[820] So over the weekend, And you've got Shane Gillis with McAfee.
[821] McAfee's shirtless sometimes.
[822] There have been memes about McAfee sitting next to Sabin that are funny and commercial breaks where McAfee is dancing and Sabin is stiff in a suit just looking straight ahead.
[823] In the middle of this show that is trying to reinvent itself, reinvent itself, you've got the wonderful visual of here's Johnny Mansell next to McAfee, who is shirtless and hugging Nick Sabin.
[824] There is Lee Corso dressed as a leprechaun dancing and saying, I have to pee.
[825] and in all of that there's sabin looking around sitting in the middle of it and saying to you out loud in a way that caught me off guard i've never been in anything like this because i'm always the one causing this celebration to focus to actually enjoy it this is so much fun and off to the side mackafee is playing with shame gillis as trump and they've got someone winning fifty thousand dollars on the air kicking a 30 yard field goal as they call him a loser what did you guys do with this weekend of college game day trying to reinvent itself in a way that I find not just a lot of fun because Fox is getting stronger there with Urban Meyer and all of its garbage and this is trying to keep the pace on what has been the best show of its kind for a long time and it's damn near impossible to keep these things together for 20 years.
[826] I'm actually happy that there is another option, and I think you dismiss it with Urban Meyer, but I think Big Noon does really good things.
[827] And I think I gravitate, depending on the game, like I will this week for Texas, Michigan.
[828] They have it, right, Bob?
[829] To their particular insight, I think Game Day leans into some of the strengths that they have with the present cast.
[830] I think one of the things that received universal praise was a profile on Kim McCormick.
[831] And that was happening not often enough on Game Day last year.
[832] You have Pat McAfee, who's electric and very charismatic, but every week is it going to be shirts off and dancing leprechauns?
[833] That's cool, but I need the K. McCormick's too.
[834] I need Nick Sabin and his perspective.
[835] So it's all about the balance that they can strike, which is a good thing because I do think Big Noon was effectively cutting into their lead, as the ratings and critics kind of pointed out.
[836] I watched the first hour, and I was into Sabin, and I thought Herbie did a great job of just picking his brain in almost in every segment, just being like, all right, Nick, this is your time.
[837] like tell us so I was a big fan of it and I think that I don't really see them as reinventing it it's it's very similar that it always has been I mean they are trying to the McAfee effect I guess is different but to me it's just it's the like I put I put that on every Saturday morning as opposed to the Fox show by the way Pat McAfee has also changed more and conformed more to college game day's way of doing things they have to his I would say well you know that's drunk on the air a week ago well you know that's that was on his show you're going to do yeah but he came in a hung up He's in Dublin.
[838] Those are allegations.
[839] What are you going to do?
[840] When in Roe.
[841] I mean, like last year, whatever was, a lot of times he was in his tank top.
[842] Now he's there.
[843] He's in a suit.
[844] He's like dressing the parties.
[845] He's more college game day than he is Pat McAfee on that show.
[846] I love what they've done with Lee Corso, how they've kept him involved without having him front and center like that.
[847] You know, at that age, he is literally and figuratively and almost literally the mascot of that show now.
[848] You see him for a minute.
[849] He's dressed up.
[850] He looks funny.
[851] does a little dance, and then leaves.
[852] I think that's perfect for a guy that age.
[853] I think one of the things, and really the glue to that show, it's much like the T &T pregame show with the NBA, having Ernie sitting in the middle of all that chaos, is Reese Davis is so damn good at his job.
[854] It's amazing.
[855] To have all that swirling around, the crowd, Nick Saban, McAfee doing what he's doing, and to have Reese Davis a pillar of professionalism sitting there and just taking you and guiding you through what is a chaotic show.
[856] It's amazing to watch.
[857] Mike isn't wrong that Fox is making inroads and college football in general is growing, but it is going to be fun to watch those two entities compete.
[858] And again, I will remind you, as I play this video and sound, it is really funny that everyone obsesses with Nick Sabin saying the word and everyone just shrugs their shoulders on everything else he's saying around the word.
[859] So you guys keep talking about a $20 million roster?
[860] If you don't pay the right guys, you'll be shit out of luck.
[861] That's life, baby.
[862] That's life.
[863] You just broke the internet.
[864] Howdy folks, it is Mike Ryan, and over the course of our 20 years together, there have been a lot of changes.
[865] A lot of changes to the show, a lot of changes to my body, a lot of changes to you and your listening habits.
[866] But one thing that hasn't changed is the undebatable great taste of Miller Light.
[867] another thing that hasn't changed, it's less filling.
[868] So what is the best thing about the original light beer?
[869] Miller Light sparked this debate way back in 1975, and we still haven't settled it.
[870] You can understand why the debate rages on.
[871] Great taste versus less filling.
[872] But why not have both?
[873] That's what Miller Light presents in that beautiful white can.
[874] A light beer that actually tastes like beer.
[875] You don't have to choose what's best.
[876] Miller Light has great taste and is less filling.
[877] Taste like Miller Time.
[878] To get Miller Light delivered right to your door, visit millerlight .com slash dan, or you can find it pretty much anywhere that sells beer.
[879] Celebrate responsibly, Miller Brewing Company, Milwaukee, Wisconsin, 96 calories per 12 ounces, fewer cows and carbs than premium regular beer.
[880] Now's a good time to remember where the story of tequila started.
[881] In 1795, the first tequila distillery was opened by the Cuervo family, and 229 years later, Cuervo is still going strong.
[882] Family owned from the start, same family, same land.
[883] Now's a good time to enjoy Cuervo.
[884] that invented tequila.
[885] Go to quero .com to shop tequila or visit a store near you.
[886] Cuervo, now's a good time.
[887] Trademarks owned by Becler, SAB, the CV.
[888] Copyright, 2024.
[889] Proximo.
[890] Jersey City, New Jersey.
[891] Please drink responsibly.