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[0] This is exactly right.
[1] Hey, this is exciting.
[2] An all -new season of only murders in the building is coming to Hulu on August 27th.
[3] Steve Martin, Martin Short, and Selena Gomez are back as your favorite podcaster, detectives.
[4] But there's a mystery hanging over everyone.
[5] Who killed Saz?
[6] And were they really after Charles?
[7] Why would someone want to kill Charles?
[8] This season, murder hits close to home.
[9] With a threat against one of their own, the stakes are higher than ever.
[10] Plus, the gang is going to Hollywood to turn their podcast into a major movie.
[11] Amid the glitz and glamour of Los Angeles, more mysteries and twists arise.
[12] Who knows what will happen once the cameras start to roll?
[13] Get ready for the stariest season yet with Merrill Streep, Zach Alfanakis, Eugene Levy, Eva Longoria, Melissa McCarthy, DeVine, DeVine, DeVine, DeVine, DeVine, DeVie, and Moore.
[14] Only murders in the building, premieres August 27th, streaming only on Hulu.
[15] Goodbye.
[16] Hey, this is of my favorite murder minisode.
[17] Can you deal with it?
[18] Can you?
[19] Try to.
[20] Do your best.
[21] Um, do you want to go first?
[22] I, Georgia should all go first.
[23] Oh, wait.
[24] I, Karen, we'll go say.
[25] What if that's, what if we kept that as the intro?
[26] I, Georgia.
[27] I robot.
[28] Aye.
[29] You, Karen.
[30] Aye.
[31] Oh, Jesus.
[32] Okay.
[33] This is the, this is a hometown murders that you guys send us because we want to hear about them because they're fucking fascinating.
[34] Send them to my favorite murder at Gmail.
[35] All right.
[36] So, this is one, someone sent me. Jay Cadean murder.
[37] This story is based on my recollections and what my mother was told by Jay's mom and sister, which she later shared with me. I grew up in Great Falls, Virginia.
[38] Jay Cadyan lived across the street from me on a cul -de -sac.
[39] We were the same age and attended school together from fourth grade up until the end of high school.
[40] All the kids in the neighborhood would tend to play together, but he never really joined in.
[41] By the time we got to high school, we were friendly but not really friends, although he would sell me pot on the cheap and was pretty chill when we smoked together.
[42] Fucking, that's the true friend right there.
[43] That's really nice.
[44] After we went to college, James Madison, I believe, he apparently began having serious mental health issues and ended up back at home living with his parents on and off.
[45] According to my mom, when he was at home, he began working as a door -to -door knife salesman, and came by the house from time to time selling his knives.
[46] Man. So that's the background.
[47] During this period, Mother worked hard.
[48] During this period, mother worked hard to ensure he attended therapy and received psychiatric care.
[49] His father was more of a pull yourself together by your bootstraps kind of guy, fucking, and not supporting.
[50] Well, one day, and I learned this much later, his mother was begging him to come to therapy appointment she had set up for him, and he snapped.
[51] He stabbed her multiple times and fled his, and fled in his car.
[52] She died.
[53] Mrs. Cady and was soon thereafter discovered by her daughter, Jay's old.
[54] older sister.
[55] The police tracked down Jay and found him curled up in a parking structure at James Madison covered in blood.
[56] My mom's forest said this day that she thought she heard screaming that day.
[57] She was home when it occurred.
[58] I don't know if that's true but it freaks me out anyways.
[59] It is still so shocking and heartbreaking that this kid knew all my child, but this kid I knew all my childhood could do something like this and to the only family member who was his was really trying to help him.
[60] I believe he was since died with schizophrenia and went to an institution instead of jail, but I don't want to look at up because I don't want to look up in the articles should it taint my memory of this tragedy.
[61] My parents moved about five years ago, but Mr. Cadyin was still living in the house.
[62] I couldn't do that.
[63] Whoa.
[64] Another story, he says, again in Great Falls, a mansion with a serious security system was broken into 12 years ago.
[65] The family, mother, father, and children were tied naked to chairs while the perpetrators robbed the house except the robbers barely took anything and they never untied the family one of them got free and ran across the street and woke the family for whom i was working with whom i was working as a nanny i came over to start the day and the cops were swarming the whole area that one scared the whole area for a while because it just didn't make any sense and that's from alexandra g someone broke in and made the family get naked and tied them to chairs and then didn't take it barely stole anything yeah that's not cool with a hot with a hardcore security system that's so creepy totally but not as creepy as a man who continues to live in the house where his wife was murdered by his son who was just like get your boots straps and pick him up motherfucker like that's so sad well because it's someone who doesn't know what to do no he just doesn't know what to do no he doesn't he can't think outside of you know here's what you do with your life these are the normal things that happen and as soon as I read like in his early 20s he started acting weird it's like you're schizophrenic right right or you know that's not necessarily true but well that's when oftentimes in young men schizophrenia it starts to develop or they show signs and all the therapy in the world can't fucking scare away schizophrenia like that's not it's not how it works therapy away schizophrenia no you can treat it for sure yeah but not through therapy right you need some med dude you need medicine not and not shitty weed so anyway hey read me one of yours okay um the headline for this is the subject line I mean is two serial killer neighbors when your real estate agent can't tell you oh what your only says when your real estate agent can't tell you oh no hi Karen and Georgia my name is sage and I'm Chloe we are two sisters oh yay sage and glory it's an email that has two people narrating it.
[66] I want to see them like switching back and forth.
[67] And I'm Chloe.
[68] Should I do different voices?
[69] Yes.
[70] My name is Sage.
[71] And I'm Chloe.
[72] We are two sisters who love your podcast and want to tell you all about our hometown murders.
[73] Okay, fine.
[74] Well, more our mom grandmothers.
[75] If that still counts, it does.
[76] We grew up in Vancouver, Washington, which is right over the Oregon -Washington border.
[77] That's me. That's me giving a little geographical knowledge that I have.
[78] I'm going to pop it in when I have it.
[79] Get it, girl.
[80] What if I'm wrong?
[81] Where our mom also lived for part of her childhood.
[82] I think you meant to say, so what if I'm wrong?
[83] I mean, fuck it.
[84] She also lived in Auburn, Walla Walla, and Seattle, which will be relevant in a little bit.
[85] Oh, that's called foreshadowing.
[86] So her dad moved a lot for work.
[87] So my grandmother rented out their Vancouver house in the late 80s while they were living in Seattle or somewhere we can't remember because we're bad daughters and listeners.
[88] my grandmother stayed behind to paint the house before the renters moved in your grandmother come on honey that's not a grandma job um the house was in a quiet cul -de -sac in the suburban sprawl that is vancouver so our grandmother marjorie left all the windows and doors wide open as um uh she tends to think more about paint fumes than a fucking serial killer no fucking half that shit man in especially in the 80s parentheses.
[89] Around this time, young boys around the same age as my uncle have been disappearing from Vancouver and nearby Portland, where we all live now, excluding our grandma, who still lives in that same house.
[90] Anyways, through those open windows backed up to her backyard was another home and an apartment building.
[91] This apartment building is the residence of one Wesley Allen motherfucking Dodd.
[92] That's how it's written.
[93] I love it.
[94] Seriously, what's with serial killers having three names, you're selfish enough to kill people and you, and just your first and last name isn't good enough for you.
[95] Stephen and I were just talking about this.
[96] Yeah.
[97] It's three names are listed.
[98] We all know this.
[99] Because Wesley Dodd.
[100] Wesley Dodd could be anybody.
[101] But Wesley Allen Dodd.
[102] It's a super special person all to himself.
[103] It's exactly that one killer.
[104] Yeah.
[105] Okay.
[106] For those of you who haven't heard of him, he killed three boys in the 80s in Washington and Oregon.
[107] Dodd was the first American inmate to be hung since the 60s.
[108] By his own request, we may add.
[109] Fuck, what a psycho.
[110] It gives my grandmother shivers to this day to think about how just a stones throw away a child was being held for days before being murdered.
[111] The same day area?
[112] Questions, I can't formulate.
[113] It's the same day area.
[114] It's also horrible to think that in a park where we hiked and played when we were little kids, two children were stabbed to death.
[115] Dodd was sent to Walla Walla, where coincidentally our mom and her family lived at the time.
[116] They were close enough to the prison to hear it.
[117] And in fact, our mother would often mess with her brother saying that inmates had escaped and were on their way over whenever there was an alarm or sign.
[118] Why are moms the worst people?
[119] My mom would say, I'm going to call the Indian reservation unless you're good.
[120] And she'd pick up the phone and pretend to call an Indian reservation.
[121] She's so racist.
[122] Oh, my God.
[123] This is the funniest family of all time.
[124] Go go.
[125] Adrienne, my sister's friend, Adrienne, my favorite thing is the way she controlled her three children when they were all the same age and little, is she would just look around, like, if they were in a restaurant and they were all acting up, she'd just look around and go, oh, no, the man's coming.
[126] What do that to me now?
[127] I know.
[128] Because she would act scared, and then they would all get, like, super, I know.
[129] Vince did that to me when I was, like, being loud at a restaurant, I'd be like, baby, what's coming?
[130] I'm really right now?
[131] I'll be quiet.
[132] The man's coming.
[133] Okay, sorry, this got a little long.
[134] We're back in the email now.
[135] That's not our story.
[136] um we have one last little anecdote which may or may not read i bet it well as i mentioned earlier our mom has also lived in auburn which is near seattle so she saw some good gun shows oh wait but also as you know you know that about this family and everybody up there she saw some good gun shows but also spent some time at her friend's house and she and she was little in the 70s her friend's house backed up to the green river where gary which way dumped his victim he's the green river killer my grandparents obviously were great at picking neighborhoods well those are our hometown murders thank you karen georgia for making shitty shifts and long commutes bearable oh thanks gals murderinas are the best especially when they tell their sisters about it i know sage and chloe way to go you guys are sage and chloe i was going to say you're sage that didn't make sense so i didn't say anything at all um all right my other one is uh my second one is This is the ones I like the most.
[137] It's just my hometown murder.
[138] Oh, like, you know.
[139] Nice.
[140] So this is Cassie M. And she says, hey, guys, just wanted to let you know that I love your podcast.
[141] I too suffer from the anxiety of dying a terrific death and witnessing one.
[142] And somehow listening to these true crime stories helps with that.
[143] It really does.
[144] Word, girl, we get it.
[145] Anyway, I wanted to share my hometown murder story.
[146] I grew up in Phoenix, Arizona, and went to school with a kid named Michael Falalter.
[147] Philotter.
[148] Philotter.
[149] Michael Falater.
[150] He lived three streets behind me, so he would sometimes, we would sometimes walk home together and rode the bus together when we were in middle school.
[151] His dad, Scott Falalter, worked for Motorola and came to my school and discussed his job with my class and brought some pretty cool gadgets to show us to.
[152] He had an older sister and she and his mom would walk the park we lived across the street from while he and I played on the playground.
[153] My mom joined his mom a couple times too.
[154] Then one day our neighborhood, was all over the news showing their house.
[155] His dad, Scott Falalter, killed their mom one night while the kids were asleep upstairs.
[156] He stabbed her 44 times and then finished the job by drowning here in the backyard pool.
[157] Good God.
[158] Finished.
[159] Oh my God.
[160] The kids heard their mom screaming and came downstairs to check.
[161] That's horrible.
[162] Scott told him to go back upstairs so they did.
[163] Scott claimed he was quote sleepwalking when he brutally murdered his wife it was horrible the kids left and went to live with their other relatives and i think scott is still in jail the craziest it was the craziest thing ever because we lived in such a quiet little neighborhood no one would have ever suspected something like this happening it's like if you don't suspect something in your neighborhood it's gonna fucking happen you know what i mean that's why start suspecting that's why i suspect something in every place i'm ever into my life because then it'll never happen did i mean obviously the the the sleepwalking defense didn't work.
[164] It doesn't look like it.
[165] Because like maybe, maybe for the stabbing, but then dragging to a pool.
[166] Oh, God.
[167] Like, if you didn't, that's so terrible.
[168] If you knew, if you were trying to kill someone, he stabbed them 44 times, knew it hadn't worked, and then took them, like, you know what I mean, it's like too many steps.
[169] That's right.
[170] It's also bullshit.
[171] The whole thing is a serious bullshit.
[172] But how sad that those kids came down.
[173] I know, it's, it's nightmareish.
[174] Nightmare.
[175] Just fuck off.
[176] Just fucking leave.
[177] Who me?
[178] Yeah.
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[180] Absolutely.
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[196] With a threat against one of their own, the stakes are higher than ever.
[197] Plus, the gang is going to Hollywood to turn their podcast into a major movie.
[198] Amid the glitz and glamour of Los Angeles, more mysteries and twists arise.
[199] Who knows what will happen once the cameras start to roll?
[200] Get ready for the stariest season yet with Merrill Streep, Zach Alfenakis, Eugene Levy, Eva Longoria, Melissa McCarthy, DeVine, Joy Randolph, Molly Shannon, and more.
[201] Only Martyrs in the Building, premieres August 27th, streaming only on Hulu.
[202] Goodbye.
[203] all right you want to hear this one yes the subject line is should i buy a murder condo i really want to hi girls the answer is yes and invite us over and we're recording from there from now on you better make us dinner we're fucking coming over this is heather uh hi girls you're both just wonderful to listen to and it really feels like we're listening to some of our closest friends she's talking in the royal we oh it says we being my sister and i what i didn't do that on purpose.
[204] Sisters.
[205] I'm doing it for themselves.
[206] That's so funny.
[207] We being my sister and I, we rarely agree on anything, but we both think you're great.
[208] That's fun.
[209] I could deaf gush some more, but anyway, onto my question.
[210] Good, good.
[211] I'm shopping for a new home for the first time ever.
[212] I've done my research and I kept a really close eye on the market.
[213] I think, if this is what I think it is, if this is what I think it is.
[214] Okay, hold on.
[215] Is it the Lus Phyllis murder home?
[216] No, she's like, I have $2 million to spend and I'm a fuck and I go back.
[217] Um, I think I've just found the perfect unit I want to buy.
[218] The thing is, this one's in, this one building in my city has prices that are too good to be true, probably because they are.
[219] It's a murder condo.
[220] Yes, a murder condo.
[221] Two guys were shot there while a third person, a woman, escaped by crawling onto the neighbor's balcony.
[222] Here's a link to the story.
[223] That's not allowed.
[224] Um, tell me. Over a dozen units have gone up for sale since the ordeal, all at reduced pricing.
[225] One unit in particular has the best price.
[226] and I'm pretty sure that's capital T, capital O, the one.
[227] Other than the murders, this seems like the perfect opportunity.
[228] I know you can't tell me what to do, but I'm curious.
[229] No, we can tell you.
[230] What would you do?
[231] Thanks for your input, newest murderina, Heather.
[232] Heather, clearly doesn't know that we're going to tell you what to do.
[233] Oh, I would tell you what to do if you didn't ask.
[234] And we're about to.
[235] That's my whole thing.
[236] P .S. what?
[237] P .S., I wish you would revisit Paul Bernardo.
[238] Paul Bernardo, that's my hometown murder.
[239] You know what, Heather, I will revisit Paul Bernardo.
[240] That's the I know.
[241] That's that the honeymoon.
[242] I don't know what they were called in Canada, but I just kind of boring me and everyone wants us to do it, which makes me who's such a fucking cunt, not want to do it.
[243] Well, no, it's just that I did it, but I biffed it because I didn't do any research and I was just kind of talking through it.
[244] It was like episode three.
[245] Let's start, you and I both start back over from one and redo all our own ones.
[246] That's a great idea.
[247] And then we'll just, no cross talk, no chitch.
[248] She's like, let's put some, like, fucking, let's make this a narrative podcast.
[249] Let's get quiet and put music underneath everything.
[250] It's just baby screaming.
[251] No swearing.
[252] Baby screaming.
[253] Like, the background music is just, I don't know.
[254] Okay, here's what we think about your fucking condo.
[255] Is this, okay, tell me what you really think.
[256] Put your phone down and tell me what you're like.
[257] Well, no, I open the link.
[258] I open the link.
[259] So I just want to make sure.
[260] Okay, okay.
[261] I just want to say that it's really weird.
[262] If it was a drug killing, I'd be like, move the fuck in there.
[263] Who gives a shit?
[264] Right.
[265] If it was like, you know, a bunch of women got kidnapped and fucking killed there, like, don't fucking move in there.
[266] Okay.
[267] What do you think?
[268] So are you saying that the difference is, like, if it was a one -off kind of passionless murder that somebody did for business, like almost like the mafia?
[269] Yeah.
[270] Then you're fine.
[271] Yeah.
[272] If it was like someone, someone had a horrible suffering, you know.
[273] Yeah, there's bad energy.
[274] But like, yeah.
[275] Well, they didn't suffer.
[276] If they got, like, shot mafia style, that's the whole thing is that.
[277] Yeah.
[278] If there was like a captive situation where this poor, these poor people were, you know, held captive and suffered and it was just horrible.
[279] Then I wouldn't want to move there because you would just feel awful.
[280] Not that I believe in ghosts, but it was just like, feel awful.
[281] Bad vibes.
[282] You definitely have to burn a bunch of sage.
[283] Here's one of my least favorite fucking quotes or least favorite sayings, bad ju -choo.
[284] Yeah, I don't like that either.
[285] I don't like it at all.
[286] What would you do?
[287] I just, the thing I just said about the mafia is not true because they do tend to torture, which is bad vibes also.
[288] Only if they want information.
[289] If they already have it, they're like, bye.
[290] Right, but I mean, you know, it's 50 -50.
[291] Sure.
[292] Who knows what the actual case is?
[293] Never been in the mafia, I don't know.
[294] And especially the Canadian mafia.
[295] Oh, sure.
[296] Who knows what those motherfuckers are doing?
[297] Pouring maple syrup down your throat.
[298] Oh.
[299] What not.
[300] Stuffing maple leaves up your nose.
[301] Hot maple syrup.
[302] Hot maple syrup.
[303] You're getting waterboarded, but also like, it feels like breakfast?
[304] Side note, how much do you hate when you're at a restaurant?
[305] They're like, if you want real maple syrup, it'll be $2 extra.
[306] You've seen that?
[307] You know, you're high class.
[308] I'm like only at swingers.
[309] I don't want log cabin fucking bullshit.
[310] Give me the real stuff you're saying?
[311] Yeah.
[312] Yes.
[313] Well, it really does taste different.
[314] It does.
[315] Okay, go on.
[316] Um, anyhow.
[317] So move in.
[318] I mean, or just pay an extra five grand and fucking get something else.
[319] Okay, wait, this was a shooting.
[320] Yeah.
[321] Two guys got shot.
[322] One lady got away.
[323] Which makes you like, that's good vibes.
[324] This is fucking great vibes.
[325] That's Survivor.
[326] Then you've got some, if there's residual energy for her, it's like, I have the tiger sounding.
[327] Totally.
[328] But then there's the two guys that got shot.
[329] Poor babies.
[330] So you're going to have to find out, is it new carpet, new paint?
[331] Did they spackle over those holes?
[332] And like how much less are we talking?
[333] Also, why buy in this economy when the world is ending?
[334] Well, they're living in Canada.
[335] Like, it can't be that.
[336] Like, it's not L .A. And also, nothing's going to change for them when art. no you got to know the market too like if it's Los Angeles and it's like yeah there you know yeah everything cost a billion dollars so if you could buy something here for cheap totally but what's the deal in Toronto right now who knows I mean Toronto is the New York of Canada isn't it is it I've no idea I've already proven that I know nothing about Canada time and again um so your answer is yes buy it buy it I mean don't buy it because of that but buy it despite option with a lease to buy lease with an option to buy I don't know I rent a fucking one bedroom rent control department in fucking Los Angeles I don't know anything I mean what's the worst it could happen you're in there and you have some nightmares there's no such thing as fucking ghosts for nightmares like it's all fucking made up by your dumb brain who's just like I'm a brain and like I want to like freak you like it's not real and nothing is real once again I'm going to tell you I had a real ghost experience and you're you trying to negate it well then stop saying it's not real okay oh no i hope you're happy shit no i'm never happy i can't get back out of this link oh i wasn't talking to you i was talking to the person that sent that but now i think her what's her name i can't get back um how do you get back you can't get back you can't get back out uh well this devolved thank you this has gone to shit it was heather Heather you've broken up this podcast i hope you're happy.
[337] Heather, send us photos.
[338] Greedy landowner.
[339] Of your new, beautiful, you know, paint an eye, the tiger painting on the, like mural on the fucking wall and send us some photos.
[340] don't send photos.
[341] Send Georgia maple syrup.
[342] Oh my God.
[343] Oh my God.
[344] Is that legal to cross across the state?
[345] I would like totally mainline it.
[346] It sounds like a drug.
[347] Oh, God.
[348] Actually, buy the condo and get the paperwork going so that we could possibly move to Toronto.
[349] and become citizens there, if need be, in the next six months.
[350] Let's say that we don't cause a ruckus and anarchy and then need to go somewhere.
[351] Let's just say...
[352] We're renting out your second room.
[353] Let's just say you might have two new roommates in the murder apartment.
[354] We'll get through it together.
[355] Listen, you marry someone legally in Canada, then you adopt me. Ooh.
[356] What if you adopted me and Stephen as your babies?
[357] That's such a good idea.
[358] You could totally do that.
[359] You can adopt an adult.
[360] Can you really?
[361] probably some states I think so I so believed you I believe it too I just don't want to lie to you this is just like ghosts but with adoption I believe everything I say and then I and Vince and Stephen and I will become your children okay all right this is the best new sitcom idea you've ever had it's our family in Toronto someone got shot but now we're together Oh, yeah, the tiger doesn't mean nothing.
[362] What?
[363] Yep.
[364] You did it.
[365] And then it's like guest starring Mimi.
[366] Poor baby.
[367] She's just a guest star.
[368] And.
[369] Oh, and introducing Mimi.
[370] Oh, God.
[371] All right.
[372] Well, thanks for listening.
[373] We did our best.
[374] No, we didn't.
[375] I think this is coming out tomorrow, right?
[376] So happy holidays, everyone.
[377] Oh, yeah.
[378] That's right.
[379] Right.
[380] Be careful.
[381] Get your shopping done, but don't get aggressive.
[382] Get your fucking, get your vaccines and your shopping done.
[383] Get your vaccine.
[384] I don't know.
[385] I thought that's what you're going to say.
[386] Thanks to Stephen Ray Morris, our fucking audio engineer for our audio technician.
[387] Oh, technician from the percast.
[388] That's what I want to start calling him.
[389] Audio technician.
[390] Did you say for the percast?
[391] Well, I want to plug his podcast.
[392] Oh, oh.
[393] I didn't realize that was yours.
[394] Yes.
[395] Oh, yeah.
[396] The percast is Stephen.
[397] I'm going to give it a listen.
[398] It's a cat podcast.
[399] Sorry.
[400] I'm not going to give it all this.
[401] Some people think it's a joke.
[402] Oh, no. It's totally not a joke.
[403] I mean, it's a joke, but it's not a joke.
[404] Yeah, exactly.
[405] It's real.
[406] Georgia was on.
[407] Vince was on.
[408] It was great.
[409] Yeah, we were on.
[410] Talking about Elvis for an hour and a half, which is like all I want to do with my life.
[411] Your dream.
[412] I dream.
[413] Thank you guys for listening.
[414] We love you and stuff.
[415] Great reviews, whatever, you know.
[416] You know what to do.
[417] Yep.
[418] You're just not doing it because.
[419] They're doing it.
[420] Oh, you're doing it.
[421] Thank you.
[422] Well, you guys.
[423] Thank you.
[424] Stay sexy.
[425] Don't get murdered.
[426] Goodbye.
[427] Elvis, you want a cookie?
[428] Want a cookie?
[429] He's like, what?
[430] Another one?
[431] Do you want a cookie?
[432] Oh my God.
[433] Karen, ask him.
[434] Hey, do you want a cookie?
[435] Yeah.
[436] Cookie boy, cookie.
[437] There we go.
[438] Bye.