179 - Live at Clusterfest in San Francisco

[0] This is exactly right.

[1] Festival or something?

[2] Clustering and festival?

[3] Me too.

[4] I thought you were going to say clustering and fucking.

[5] Because that's, I'm sorry, but it's a play on words.

[6] It is.

[7] I mean, you can really see the bar menu from here.

[8] Can you?

[9] Yeah.

[10] Let's see if I can read it.

[11] Can I hit four Budweiser Tallboys, please, and a time machine to 1996?

[12] I got some work to do.

[13] Do it.

[14] Oh, my God, and my request for the fan and the smoke machine came through.

[15] That's right.

[16] This is amazing.

[17] We wanted a psychedelic rug.

[18] We're both on LSD.

[19] My rug.

[20] Your rug.

[21] Tell him about the dress fiasco.

[22] Oh, guys.

[23] It's, um, look.

[24] Listen.

[25] Because, don't cheer for mottoes.

[26] It makes us look bad at the comedy festival.

[27] Please.

[28] Be cool, be cool, be cool.

[29] Be cool.

[30] Um, I put on my dress because I was excited because a murderino made me this dress.

[31] Um, and you want to know how she did it?

[32] She ran up at a meet and greet when we were in Toronto.

[33] She ran in and went, is it okay if I fed you for a dress?

[34] And then went like this.

[35] Measure the shit.

[36] With measuring tape really fast and ran away.

[37] We didn't even have time to say, no, but please don't measure me. It's like, do not put that measuring tape around my waist?

[38] Yeah.

[39] And it was too late, and she did it.

[40] Sarah Duke is her name.

[41] Sarahduke .org .gov. And then I got it, and then I was surprised because she did an amazing job, and I love it.

[42] So I put it on too early, brushed my teeth, and dripped as many drips of toothpaste down the front of this dress as I possibly could have, to the point where it was as if I'd never used toothpaste or toothbrush before.

[43] It's so relatable.

[44] We've all been there.

[45] the first time you brush your teeth, but you're 50.

[46] So, also, backstage, I tried getting rid of it by using white paper towels.

[47] Guys, she made it so much worse.

[48] So much worse.

[49] And just kept putting shit on it.

[50] It was epic.

[51] Next was I tried some mascara just to cover it up.

[52] And I was cheering around the whole time.

[53] Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

[54] Try mascara.

[55] Try this.

[56] Have you tried that?

[57] I grabbed some ice.

[58] Look, they have cranberry juice.

[59] any stainable thing I was like this coffee is amazing let's throw it up here she really was about to put coffee on it I was and then someone came in with a tied tied stained stick ladies and gentlemen promo code murder it's our newest sellout the tide stain stick we refuse you can't handle basic shit oh do you have pockets I do oh I didn't even know Sarah Duke sorry I really flexed on you right there I didn't mean to do that what if I just ripped pockets in my dress I actually could have done that I had to sew myself into my dress because it's vintage so that means it's old by the way this is the podcast my favorite murder if you don't know thank you this is Karen Kilgara this is Georgia Hardstock we're honored we're honored to be here at Cluster Fest this year It's very, very exciting.

[60] We have a dressing room.

[61] It's like we're, it's like we're, it's like we're, we got whisked into a dressing room.

[62] It was very exciting.

[63] And just looked away from everybody, yelled, no eye contact and slam the door.

[64] This is the day I've been dreaming about for years and years.

[65] It's finally happened.

[66] I'm happy for you.

[67] Here in my hometown.

[68] Thank you.

[69] That's right.

[70] Thank you so much.

[71] Well, Petaluma is my hometown, but I have to count it.

[72] I have to.

[73] No one knows what that means.

[74] They all came out for you.

[75] Yeah.

[76] The whole town did.

[77] They came out.

[78] Who's watching the chickens, y 'all?

[79] Okay, should we sit down?

[80] Let's sit down.

[81] Yeah.

[82] Sit on that, you're going to sit that way?

[83] Really set yourself because you're not going to have a lot of movement.

[84] Okay.

[85] Once it's set.

[86] You got to just give it a, no. Of course, cheat out a little bit.

[87] Don't let them look at your...

[88] Okay.

[89] The only reason I sewed my dress is because I knew that this side faced the audience and I didn't want everyone to be like, I can see her spanks the whole time.

[90] You're of the theater.

[91] Oh, I flashed my spanks.

[92] Did you?

[93] But it just looked like my leg because it's tan, like it's leg color.

[94] You're spank colored?

[95] I'm spank colored.

[96] Lucky, lucky.

[97] Mm -hmm.

[98] I flashed mine.

[99] They're like weirdly blue with veins.

[100] Spider veins and blue.

[101] What?

[102] Whose grandma's leg is that?

[103] I think there's been a lot, I think there's some people who have been sitting here all day waiting for Patton to go on.

[104] Hey.

[105] So we should tell you guys what this podcast is.

[106] Yeah.

[107] For the, we'll call you the all -day eventers.

[108] Hey, how's it feel to be rich?

[109] Congratulations.

[110] This is a true crime comedy podcast.

[111] Sometimes when people don't know about it, have never heard it.

[112] They hear that, and then they say that's wrong and that's bad because those two things that should never be combined.

[113] Comedy and then the worst person that could happen.

[114] I mean, the worst thing that could happen to a person.

[115] Stay with me, everybody.

[116] That tied stain stick is getting me high.

[117] as a kite right now.

[118] So anyhow, we take this time in all of our live shows to explain to people in the audience who might not know that we are not laughing at the fact that people get murdered in this life.

[119] It's horrible and we don't like it.

[120] But we've been obsessed both of us with true crime since we were like 12 years old.

[121] And simultaneously, we deal with all the shitty aspects of life through humor.

[122] And so although those things run parallel in our conversations, they don't necessarily intertwine.

[123] And essentially what we're saying is, if you don't like it, get the fuck out right now.

[124] Put your jacket on your seat.

[125] You can come back, go to the bar, the venue, the corn dogs.

[126] There's a really good subway around the corner from here.

[127] It smells so much like a garbage can inside.

[128] You will love it.

[129] You're first, right?

[130] I am.

[131] Okay.

[132] Karen's first.

[133] I'm trying so hard not to look at your paper and know what your story is.

[134] Just keep your eyes off the paper.

[135] I'm going to.

[136] It's simple.

[137] Okay.

[138] I like surprises.

[139] It's not like I can put the paper anywhere else.

[140] I like clip it to a thing off my head.

[141] That's from the kids in the hall.

[142] I'm going to do the Mitchell Brothers murder.

[143] Yeah.

[144] I've been waiting to do this for quite some time.

[145] All right.

[146] So I got a lot of this information from a 1991 article called The Naked in the Dead, a porn killing for the Washington Post by a writer named Michael Ibera.

[147] And also from some articles from the L .A. Times, the Chicago Tribune, and the Dark Horse, IMDB.

[148] Oh, that's weird.

[149] Someone got up onto IMDB with their, what do you call that, when you get this specialty, when you pay extra for belonging to IMDB, so you can go on there and just kind of write your shit out.

[150] And someone did like a four -page report on the Mitchell Brothers.

[151] Thank you, random weirdo, who is clearly Christian because there's very judgmental writing in this.

[152] A lot of judgment.

[153] So let's just start.

[154] If you don't know, these are the Mitchell brothers.

[155] Jim and Artie Mitchell.

[156] I don't know this story.

[157] You don't?

[158] Not yet.

[159] You lived in San Francisco, though, right?

[160] And did you ever go to the O 'Farrell Theater down a...

[161] Oh, yeah.

[162] On O 'Farrell.

[163] Oh, yeah.

[164] You loved it there.

[165] I love it there.

[166] It's my favorite.

[167] After work, I'd go and hang out.

[168] Just hang out and lay down.

[169] Staring to some crevasses.

[170] Okay.

[171] Okay.

[172] So this is Jim and Artie Mitchell.

[173] Jim, the older brother, James Lloyd Mitchell, is born November 30th, 1943, and his younger brother, Artie J. Mitchell, was born just about two years later on December 17, 1945.

[174] their parents, J .R. and Georgia May, settled the family in Antioch, California.

[175] Let's hear it.

[176] What is that?

[177] 707 area code?

[178] No way.

[179] No way.

[180] I don't know the story, so am I allowed to think they're, can I say they're hot?

[181] Yes.

[182] I wish you would.

[183] Okay, good.

[184] Because you know you're like, you don't know.

[185] Okay, great.

[186] You guys know.

[187] I mean, look.

[188] Look, listen to the podcast.

[189] They have great features.

[190] They seem very modern with those beards and with their kicky hats.

[191] Yeah.

[192] There are men who say, we can wear a hat.

[193] I don't care what your weird standards of my head are.

[194] What?

[195] What are you talking about?

[196] We don't have time for this.

[197] Tide stick.

[198] You're not supposed to sniff it.

[199] Can we turn the fan down from Beyonce right down to Solange?

[200] Because my thing blew away.

[201] Karen.

[202] If someone could.

[203] Karen with the words.

[204] Okay, so their dad, J .R. was a professional gambler, and this isn't a tragic story.

[205] He did it so well.

[206] He kept the family in their beautiful home in Antioch, and everyone did fine.

[207] Everyone was happy and well -adjusted.

[208] It's the rare, rare story of a professional gambler that doesn't devastate his entire family.

[209] So if you want to find a glimmer of hope and a sliver of inspiration, there it is.

[210] And Jim and Artie growing up are inseparable.

[211] They're very popular with other kids.

[212] They remain lifelong friends with all of their childhood friends, which is always a very good sign.

[213] Okay.

[214] I'm not friends with any of my children.

[215] They were dicks.

[216] No, I'm kidding.

[217] A whole roomful of kids.

[218] It's like, hmm.

[219] Okay.

[220] So in the mid -60s, Jim Mitchell, I think it's, I think Jim is there on the left.

[221] He looks like a gym.

[222] Almost positive.

[223] So he goes to San Francisco State University.

[224] The fighting.

[225] No, the fighting, coit towers.

[226] Yes.

[227] Can you imagine if your team went out and there was just a bunch of quite towers waiting there to kick their ass?

[228] You would cry.

[229] They were like, they all running around.

[230] They're so tall.

[231] It's like, this isn't fair.

[232] They're hundreds of feet taller than us.

[233] Too bad.

[234] Play them.

[235] Okay.

[236] So Jim wants to be, just like Francis Ford Coppola, he wants to make great film.

[237] He's very interested in film.

[238] But for money, he works at a place called The Follies, which is a theater that shows what they called back of then nudies.

[239] Yeah.

[240] All the good music.

[241] Wait, I think I just did the hokey -pokey.

[242] Yes.

[243] That interesting.

[244] enough, the hokey -pokey was the soundtrack to one of the first porns.

[245] Put your right foot in.

[246] Come on.

[247] No. Don't make me walk you through it.

[248] It's very obvious.

[249] Okay.

[250] Nudies were short, plotless films of naked people fucking.

[251] Sounds about right.

[252] So, every time he would go into this theater, which was disgusting and small and dirty and cramped and smelled, he saw that it was always packed, with public masturbators.

[253] And when his brother Artie gets out of the army, he said, Jim says to Artie, look, if these guys will go to this disgusting theater to watch these terrible movies, imagine if we opened a really nice theater and made good porn movies for them to watch.

[254] But then they can't jerk off in the theater.

[255] Why?

[256] Because it's nice.

[257] Don't be crazy.

[258] That's even hotter.

[259] You're like, oh, velour.

[260] Oh.

[261] Oh, the maroon valour.

[262] What?

[263] Were you going to make a sconce joke?

[264] Yes.

[265] The sconces in the air are beautiful.

[266] Jerk, jerk, jerk.

[267] Okay.

[268] We are terrible.

[269] Well, this whole story is quite terrible, so get, so, you know, buckle it down.

[270] So, on July 4th, 1969, they team up with a plan to open their own dirty movie theater.

[271] they enlist the help of Artie's wife Meredith Bradford who was an Ivy League graduate and a business genius and they were like get in here we're just purves we need some money people we need a bottom line person they get together oh and this is sorry this is Meredith Bradford and Artie and their daughter Liberty in the 70s when everyone was the best don't make me do it the jingle that you hate me for doing in your head do it one two three liberty liberty liberty Liberty, Liberty.

[272] That's all we hear on TV on tour.

[273] The past six months have been that commercial over and fucking over again.

[274] I think it's a commercial that runs during forensic files.

[275] So at night, we'd go home from a show and we'd be in the hotel room and then we'd watch forensic files at the same time.

[276] And then watch that fucking commercial 29 times.

[277] And then later on the next day, when something would come up that would be nerve -wracking or upsetting, we'd be like, yeah, oh, we have to do that.

[278] And we'd take care of it.

[279] Liberty, Liberty, Liberty, Liberty, Liberty.

[280] So, if you're a little bit crazy like us, I highly recommend.

[281] It's now our inside joke, everyone here.

[282] Look, we're 15 minutes in, and I'm still on page one.

[283] Shit, go, go, go.

[284] Let's get serious.

[285] So, on July 4th, 1969, they opened the O 'Farrell Theater.

[286] Oh, Fatt, nice.

[287] It was the old Pontiac Showroom at 895 O 'Farrell Street.

[288] They converted it.

[289] It's a two -story building.

[290] they converted it into their beautiful dream movie theater.

[291] Get those cars out and those butts in.

[292] Buts and dicks in.

[293] So two weeks later, the Vice Squad shuts them down.

[294] And thus begins the Mitchell Brothers' years -long war with the San Francisco authorities.

[295] Luckily, there's plenty of lawyers around ready and willing and stoked to argue First Amendment free speech.

[296] That is the first one, right?

[297] I should have double -checked that.

[298] Over the years, they fight almost 200 legal battles against obscenity charges because of the O 'Farrell Theater, and they managed to win almost every single one and keep the theater open.

[299] So it's all about, this is basically post -sexual revolution, post -summer -of -love, when everyone's like, yeah, let's actually do something with these ideas and get to fucking on -screen.

[300] So I hope none of my relatives are here.

[301] So the theater, of course, is...

[302] instant success with the people there are lines of public masturbators around the corner waiting to publicly masturbate.

[303] They show up in droves.

[304] They're like, oh, you, me too.

[305] This is my dream.

[306] Do you like the lure?

[307] Where do you get your, where's that trench coat from?

[308] Oh my God, it's gorgeous.

[309] Is that London fog?

[310] No, Burlington Coat Factory.

[311] Burlington.

[312] Are you kidding me?

[313] More than great coats.

[314] Okay, so, dude, in 1972, um, they, so basically, Basically, they're watching the public masturbators love and life in this theater, finally free to be who they truly are deep down, guys who jerk off constantly.

[315] So they're running the nudies and the loops.

[316] They call them these shorter films.

[317] And then Jim is like, we need to make a full -length dirty movie that's actually good that people are going to be excited about watching.

[318] So Artie had heard this story that was kind of like a well -known story in the Army.

[319] so he dreamed up the plot of what would eventually become behind the green door.

[320] We're going to play it in its entirety right now.

[321] Ladies and gentlemen, behind the green door.

[322] Okay.

[323] So is she like a hoity -toity and then she...

[324] Okay, I don't want to guess the plot.

[325] No, it's interesting.

[326] She's a pearl diver and she finally finds her 500th pearl behind the green door.

[327] What if that was the plot?

[328] They make it for around 60 grand, and it will eventually make just about $30 million.

[329] Holy shit.

[330] When it's shown of the Cannes Film Festival a year later, it gets a standing ovation.

[331] All right.

[332] I bet.

[333] Yeah.

[334] This is very San Francisco to me, this part of the story where it's like, yes, we're smut dealers, but we're also artists.

[335] We make con bend to our will.

[336] We are San Francisco.

[337] And we hate Los Angeles.

[338] Okay.

[339] I know.

[340] I know.

[341] We do too.

[342] We know.

[343] That Giants rally the other night was unbefucking leaveable.

[344] They should have won it.

[345] They should have won it.

[346] Okay.

[347] So, that's called pandering.

[348] So the star of the film is won Marilyn Chambers.

[349] And her performance, although wordless, is considered groundbreaking for the time.

[350] She doesn't say a word Oh In the whole film Okay I can picture it She While that movie came out Was also the model On the box of Ivory Snow detergent Oh She looks really happy about it Yeah Is she okay She loves all her jobs Well she gets to do more drugs On this job Okay I actually had to ask Jay He sent me this picture As one of the pictures To pick And I said I'd like to use the ivory snow picture but can you crop it so her bare vaj isn't sitting there in front of us?

[351] Okay.

[352] Because that's the real picture.

[353] You can still, there's a little nip slip right there.

[354] Yeah, there's some nip.

[355] Good for her.

[356] But apparently they had Brazilians back then, which is great news.

[357] So, Marilyn Chambers basically broke the mold of what everyone was used to seeing in porn or dirty movies.

[358] Usually it was bleach blonde women, huge boobs, the dead eyes with a bunch of black eyeliner.

[359] Marilyn Chambers looked like the girl next door.

[360] It was like if Sybil Shepard was from Cupertino.

[361] So everyone's like, yeah, I could get her.

[362] She'd fuck me, the public masturbator.

[363] You got to have a dream, you know?

[364] Right?

[365] But more importantly, maybe for the first time in history, it was a film that portrayed a woman having sex not only on her own terms, but even more groundbreaking, enjoying it.

[366] Oh my God Don't tell God He'll be so mad He will be so he hates that Okay So after this Obviously it's explosion The Mitchell Brothers ride this wave of success And they take their money And they start making more and more porn films Including such hits as Oh my God These are some of the posters Well the Last Resurrection of Eve Sodom and Gomorra The last seven days which apparently they went way over budget on.

[367] What the fuck?

[368] That's a porn?

[369] Yeah.

[370] It's a Bible porn.

[371] It's just the dirtiest kind.

[372] Can you imagine?

[373] Oh, the fervor that was kicked up.

[374] Sitting in there in the old Farrell Theater with all your friends, jerking it to Bible porn.

[375] Oh, then also, of course, because it was a trend that hit CB Mamas.

[376] Yes.

[377] What's that?

[378] Oh, I get it.

[379] Nobody's interested in...

[380] Okay.

[381] All right.

[382] 10 -4 then.

[383] There was also the autobiography of a flea.

[384] Whoop?

[385] Were they all...

[386] Oh, so they were on acid.

[387] They were so much acid.

[388] Okay.

[389] And cocaine.

[390] Acid, Coke, booze, pot, and whatever was on the floor of the dirty, dirty movie theater that they ran.

[391] There was a whole bunch of other ones, Never a Tender Moment Beyond Desod.

[392] They made a movie in 1985 called the Grafenberg Spot.

[393] which is about people trying to find the G -spot, which is, right?

[394] Yeah, that's liberating.

[395] It's great.

[396] Hey, let's get that on the docket.

[397] I mean, all that matters is that you're looking for it.

[398] You don't have to...

[399] Give it a world at the very least.

[400] Fun fact, they said that a special...

[401] It's a special effect they used garden hoses in that film.

[402] So...

[403] No. Spoiler alert, they found it.

[404] Okay, so...

[405] here's Jim directing oh yeah it is take off your fucking transition lenses Jim you goddamn creep yeah I'm trying to work I'm trying to do my process here and you're over me like every serial killer mug shot I've ever seen but how would they know who the director is if he didn't have those terrible shades on indoors that's true right because he refused to wear his beret okay all of this work and it does very large body of work that they put out in a very short amount of time, earn them a place in the adult video industry Hall of Fame.

[406] Then, organized crime, the Mafioso.

[407] I just put up a picture of Tony Soprano.

[408] Sorry, we got to go.

[409] Organized crime starts basically bootlegging the Mitchell Brothers movies and selling them, and so Jim and Artie do the thing that they do best that they've been doing for years in San Francisco.

[410] go, they take the mafia to court.

[411] Don't do that.

[412] Yeah.

[413] At first, to judge rules that materials cannot receive, obscene materials cannot receive copyright status.

[414] But then when that, so they lose that case, but they take it to the Fifth Circuit Court of Appeals, they win and they're granted copyright protection.

[415] And that legal decision is the reason why you see FBI warnings at the beginning of every video.

[416] You watch on your old VHS player.

[417] Oh, my God.

[418] Thank you, Jim and Artie, for making people who are afraid of authority make their heart jump a little bit right before they try to watch Crossing Delancey for the 15th time.

[419] That's my story.

[420] But no matter how many legal battles the Mitchell Brothers face, they somehow always win.

[421] Oh, that's clearly cut and pasted from a different area.

[422] Fame, bribes, they have a lot of money, and they're white.

[423] so they continue to turn a very hefty profit for the O 'Farrell theater and their success allows them to expand their business and open 11 more theaters on the West Coast so many public masturbators out there they were coming out in droves and also they would carpool sometimes they'd carpool from city to city and be like do you want to go jerk it down in Mantica because they open a new one down there and then we'll go to the water slides um local jokes get local work okay so of course in the city of san francisco arty and jim skyrocket to local counterculture fame that's a rough one it was hard um they make friends with every big name in the city not just the artists and the writers but the local politicians which may be why they were able to then after the movies exploded, they start adding live nude dancing to their theater's lineup.

[424] Eventually, Huntress Thompson would refer to the O 'Farrell Theater as the Carnegie Hall of Public Sex in America.

[425] Classy.

[426] That's how you know you've made it.

[427] Practice, practice, practice, public masturbators.

[428] So they never claimed to have invented the lap dance, but they were the first people to bring it to San Francisco because their dancer sat on customers' laps for tips as early as 1980.

[429] Oh, wow.

[430] Check this shit out.

[431] Oh, my goodness.

[432] What, you can't handle it?

[433] It's natural.

[434] It's natural to be fully nude with a bunch of super weird dudes slumped down in their seats, jerking it at you.

[435] And that's Marilyn Chambers, by the way.

[436] Is it?

[437] Yeah, that's her.

[438] She's striking a pose.

[439] Yeah.

[440] Okay.

[441] In your face, spirament, Rhina.

[442] So, it's an L .A. reference.

[443] Okay.

[444] In the 80s, the Mitchell Brothers, what's happening?

[445] I don't know.

[446] I tried to add live sex shows to the bill, but then the city finally said, boys, you've gone too far.

[447] And they outlawed it.

[448] At this time, Mayor Diane Feinstein was in office, and she was doing everything she could to shut down the O 'Farrell Theater.

[449] She had that thing raided constantly.

[450] She was on their ass.

[451] And after one raid, the Mitchell Brothers actually put up on the theater's marquee for showtimes call Mayor Feinstein, and then they put her home phone number on it.

[452] Oh, my God.

[453] Yeah.

[454] Right?

[455] I mean, fucking respect, right?

[456] If you're going to come for the queen, you better come for it.

[457] That's some, like, old school trolling.

[458] That's really, and then she sat at home ringing phone, like, but her hair was perfectly quaffed.

[459] Perfectly quaffed, Diane.

[460] Okay, so the Mitchell brothers are beloved in the city as much for their legal fight for the liberation of public masturbators as for their large donations towards popular causes of the time, like saving the whales and saving the rainforests.

[461] And during the AIDS crisis, they gave generously to local charities and hospitals were very active and poured a lot of money into fighting AIDS and...

[462] That's awesome.

[463] Yeah.

[464] They were good old hometown boys.

[465] When Geraldo Rivera came to them and asked if he could film inside the O 'Farrell Theater for a piece he was doing on his show, they said, sure you can after you donate $15 ,000 to an AIDS charity.

[466] So they were, again...

[467] Amazing.

[468] So San Francisco.

[469] and just really quick as a sidebar so when I lived here the big joke we had the O 'Farrell Theater has an amateur night or had an amateur night in the 90s so any old gal could run on down and see if she could make it as an exotic dancer at the O 'Farrell Theater and it was my friend Don Frazier I worked at the Gap with her and we get our paycheck and then she'd go we'd look at her paycheck and she'd go it's time to go to the O 'Farrell Theater but then my friend Ebby actually went down and auditions one night and she was so sure she had the perfect routine and it included and I wonder if she was doing it as a reference she was wearing a rubber shirt like a rubber turtle deck so it was like a shirt that was like latex really tight right it's the 90s that's what the masturbator's like and then she was wearing a set of pearls.

[470] And so she's kind of doing pretty good at the beginning of her thing.

[471] And then she tries to take the shirt off, but it sticks to her skin.

[472] Like she can't get it up.

[473] It's taking her forever.

[474] And the music, like, she's past all her dance cues and stuff because she can't get the shirt off.

[475] She didn't rehearse with the shirt.

[476] And then she gets it up and it gets stuck on her head.

[477] Like she cannot get it up over her face.

[478] And the pearls break, the string of pearls, break in there with her and then when she finally gets the shirt off it's like a pinata of pearls just bursts on the stage then she gets down on her hands and knees to pick the pearls up because she doesn't want to trip the girl that's coming out after her because you only have like five minutes or probably two five that would be an eternity anyway that was a great story and that woman I wish is someone famous sexually okay Okay.

[479] So then in 1985 they make Hunter S. Thompson famed writer, the night manager, oops, of the O 'Farrell Theater.

[480] Vince Averill?

[481] What's that?

[482] You mean Vince Abrel?

[483] That's true.

[484] My husband?

[485] Has he ever been here for Halloween?

[486] No, he should, huh?

[487] So Hunter S. Thompson, so this description is taken from a website called Hunter S. Thompson Films by someone named Wayne Ewing.

[488] And he was once given a tour of the O 'Farrell Theater in 1985 by, Hunter S. Thompson, the night manager, and he described it thusly.

[489] One of the first floor, on the first floor were three venues, New York stage where one girl would dance while others gave lap dances to the audience, which I think is what we saw there in that picture.

[490] The Copenhagen room, where patrons sat around the perimeter with flashlights and girls performed in the middle or on your lap, and then the ultra room, a room with private cubicles from which you watched while the girls did each other in the box, and you fed them tips through sloth.

[491] in the glass.

[492] That's complicated.

[493] Right.

[494] There were just like a variety of different Madonna videos.

[495] This is essentially what was happening inside there.

[496] And as they were on the tour, one of the dancers walked by and said, be careful not to touch the walls.

[497] Oh.

[498] I mean, that's a good lesson for, I mean, rule for life, really.

[499] All the time.

[500] Never touch a wall.

[501] So Hunterst Thompson later wrote about his relationship with the Mitchell Brothers in his 2003 book, Kingdom of Fear, where he said, Jim and Artie Mitchell were as bizarre, a pair of brothers as ever lived.

[502] I loved them both, but the sex business had made them crazy.

[503] They were deep in San Francisco politics, but they were always in desperate need of sound political advice.

[504] That was my job.

[505] The night manager gig was only a cover for my real responsibility, which was to keep them out of jail, which was not easy.

[506] So, of course, they have this huge success, money, drugs, all the things we said, came along with it.

[507] They both got divorced twice.

[508] Jim had four kids with his second wife.

[509] Already had six kids total, three with his first wife, and three with his second wife.

[510] But by the mid -80s, they were both single, and they were both having flings with various O 'Farrell theater dancers and different porn stars.

[511] So they did make a sequel to Behind the Green Door in 1985, but it's regarded as one of the worst porn films of all time.

[512] It was the height of the AIDS crisis, so they decided to make, which was very conscientious and very San Francisco of them, they decided to make the first safe sex porno, and everyone hated its guts.

[513] And also at the same time, Artie was, Artie's drinking and drugs were getting out of hand.

[514] He also very much like shooting guns and playing with guns.

[515] He accidentally put three bullets into the ceiling of their office and the upstairs office.

[516] I mean, I guess I could see one, but how do you do three accidentally?

[517] Well, you're drunk and you didn't hear the first one?

[518] Oh.

[519] So you're like, is this what just happened or is this?

[520] No, but do it as a drunk, Karen.

[521] Hold on.

[522] I think I heard something.

[523] It's just this gun.

[524] It's just a gun.

[525] No, it's mine.

[526] You get your own gun.

[527] Also, he starts affecting the business badly.

[528] For example, he started bouncing.

[529] checks, not because they didn't have enough money, but because the bank did not recognize his signature anymore.

[530] That's how fucked up he was when he was signing checks.

[531] Cool.

[532] That's a bad sign.

[533] Finally, he went to May's Oyster House on Polk Street with a gun, with a gun, though.

[534] Oh, no. Booh.

[535] Like the first part.

[536] Yeah, oyster.

[537] Oh.

[538] He wanted to shoot open some oysters at Maze.

[539] So when he had to be disarmed at Maze, they said, how about you don't come into work anymore.

[540] And co -workers, family and friends were all turning to Jim saying that he was the one that had to solve the Arty problem.

[541] In fact, Artie's ex -wife, Karen, called her brother on February 18th, 1991, after she was forced to get a restraining order that only allowed Artie to see his children under court supervision.

[542] Yay.

[543] So she'd had to send the kids over to his house on the weekends, and then he was so fucked up that, like, she was worried about them, and they basically had to get somebody to intervene.

[544] And so, again, she tells Jim, you have to do something about Artie.

[545] But Artie didn't like being the one with the problem.

[546] So he argued that everyone at the theater did drugs and drank and was fucked up and smoked pot and shotguns into the ceiling, so why is he the one getting picked on?

[547] And he begins leaving taunting messages on his brother's answering machine saying, I'm not the only one that needs to quit something, because you smoke.

[548] I mean, smoking kills.

[549] No, it's true.

[550] Not back then, though.

[551] Oh, great.

[552] Back then, it was still super chill.

[553] So now Artie is not only not helping with the theater, but then he's fucking with Jim, and Jim has to handle everything and do it without his brother.

[554] So, it's February 27, 1991.

[555] Artie is living on Mohawk Avenue and Corder Madera with his girlfriend of nine months, Julie Bejo.

[556] she was a 27 -year -old ex -Oferral theater dancer who had to quit because of a knee injury which you don't think about that the physical toll that it takes on the knees and joints so Artie had always said he had an open -door policy at his house which literally meant he left his front door unlocked every night because he wanted to make sure that all his party friends had a place to stay if they needed somewhere to go and steal his money if they needed to Yes, maybe threaten him physically.

[557] So that night, February 27th at 1015, Artie and Julie are in bed, and they hear the front door open and then someone banging around in the living room.

[558] So it isn't totally out of the ordinary until they hear a gunshot.

[559] And so Artie gets up to see who it is.

[560] He grabs an empty beer bottle for protection.

[561] Julie jumps into the closet to hide.

[562] She hears Artie yell, what's going on who's out there as he walks into the hallway and then six more gunshots ring out.

[563] Julie reaches out from the closet, grabs the phone, and calls the police.

[564] And as luck would have it, Officer Kent Haas was making a traffic stop right around the corner when that call came in.

[565] So he pulled onto Mohawk Drive, he parked a couple doors down from the address that was given, and he sees a man with a limp walking down the street carrying an umbrella.

[566] And it had been raining around that time, so that wasn't too weird, but he still thought he should at least question this person.

[567] So he ordered the man to stop.

[568] And instead, the guy real quick ducked down behind a car and started pulling at the waistband of his pants.

[569] Scary for tons of reasons.

[570] So Officer Haas tells the man to stop or he'll shoot, and the man complies and puts his hand up.

[571] And when backup arrives, they pull the man up from his hiding place.

[572] It's Jim Mitchell, and he's got a 22 rifle shoved down his pant leg.

[573] And he also has a 38 in a holster under.

[574] his jacket.

[575] And inside the house, his brother Artie is lying dead in the bathroom doorway.

[576] He has been shot in the shoulder, in the torso, and through his right eye.

[577] With a 22.

[578] Jim Mitchell is arrested and charged with the murder of his brother.

[579] And of course, within hours, a media circus ensues.

[580] So this was right on the cusp of court TV.

[581] And they actually, during this trial, had an argument whether or not they should air this on television.

[582] Because it, of course, course had everything.

[583] It was like siblings and porn and what more do you want.

[584] That's plenty.

[585] So this infamous trial begins on January 13th, 1992.

[586] The courtroom is filled with cops, strippers, entertainment tonight producers, O 'Farrell theater patrons and employees, and at least one porn actor.

[587] You got to hope there was one person who was all of those things.

[588] Yes.

[589] You know?

[590] Mary Hart.

[591] Okay.

[592] Don't tell her I said that.

[593] They all watch as person after person testifies that Jim Mitchell loved his brother.

[594] He was his closest friend, and he was only going over to Artie's house for an intervention that escalated into a heated fight.

[595] And then in a fit of rage, Jim decided to put Artie out of his drug -addled misery.

[596] That's the story that the defense tries to mount.

[597] But the prosecution counters this theory, because if that were true, then why did Jim Park blocks away from Mohawk Avenue?

[598] so no one would see his car, and why did he bring two guns, and why did he shoot his brother seven times with three hits, and why did he slash Artie's tires before he entered the house?

[599] Lots of questions.

[600] Very good, valid questions.

[601] According to the DA, these actions told the story of a premeditated murder, not a heat of the moment accidental death.

[602] But when the verdict came in, The power of the Mitchell brothers and their legend in the city came through because the jury threw out the first -degree murder charge and found Jim Mitchell guilty of voluntary manslaughter.

[603] At his sentencing, notable San Francisco figures like former Mayor Frank Jordan, former police chief Richard Hungisto, and Sheriff Michael Hennessy all speak on Jim's behalf, vouching for his good character, literally the opposite of every single obscenity trial that they had to sit through in the 70s where all the politicians in law enforcement accused Jim and Artie of ruining the city.

[604] Jim Mitchell, at the end of that sentencing, is sentenced to six years in San Quentin.

[605] Wow.

[606] Uh -huh.

[607] Oh, here's some pictures.

[608] That's him in the courtroom with his lawyer.

[609] Oh, those guys watching the game up there?

[610] that was the weirdest golf clap of all time woo courtroom shit and this is this is what I love this is an out of order like time -wise this is clearly from a 70s or early 80s trial that they had to go to but I just like that picture of him I just think it's kind of haunting and beautiful who would play him I don't know who insanely round glasses these days.

[611] Just bring your glasses and you can play him.

[612] If you can get those glasses again.

[613] So Jim serves just over three years in San Quentin and is then released.

[614] He immediately returned to the O 'Farrell Theater to continue managing it, and he sets up the Artie Fund, which raises money for a local drug rehab center, as well as for the surf rescue squad of the San Francisco Fire Department, who had in 1990 saved Artie's life when he had been carried out by a riptide trying to save his own kids who he thought were drowning.

[615] Do not swim in San Francisco beach areas.

[616] It's cold, it's saltier than normal seawater, and it's trying to kill you all the time, especially if you're very young.

[617] Jim Mitchell eventually retires to a farm on the outskirts of a little town I like to call Petaluma, California.

[618] We have them all.

[619] Winona Ryder.

[620] Lloyd Bridges fucking Guy Fieri Snoopy Snoopy Fucking Snoopy lives there Okay Okay And then it's in Petaluma That on July 12th 2007 Jim Mitchell dies of a heart attack At the age of 63 He is buried next to his brother Artie in their hometown of Antioch, California So just a couple things In the aftermath In 2011 Jim Mitchell's son James was tried and convicted of murdering the mother of his child with a baseball bat while she was holding their daughter.

[621] And his trial took place just down the hall from where his father was tried almost 20 years earlier.

[622] On an up note, on July 28, 1999, then Mayor Willie Brown declared it Marilyn Chambers Day.

[623] So you've got five shopping days left.

[624] Get on it.

[625] And then back down.

[626] on a down note in the year 2000, a movie about the Mitchell Brothers starring real -life brothers Emilio Estavis and Charlie Sheen entitled Rated X K, that was not then.

[627] Uh -uh.

[628] Yeah.

[629] They put the X in sex.

[630] It says right there.

[631] Yeah.

[632] They wrote that.

[633] Okay.

[634] That's why they look so proud in that pictures because they wrote that tagline.

[635] And then my favorite quote of this story.

[636] I won't.

[637] My favorite quote of this entire story is one time Artie Mitchell once said to an ex -wife, you never really realize how ugly bodies are until they're stuck in your face every day of the week.

[638] They look a lot better with clothes on.

[639] And that is the insane story of the Mitchell Brothers murder.

[640] Amazing.

[641] Sorry, that was so long.

[642] We got Vince.

[643] The Vince.

[644] My husband.

[645] Vince just came out specifically to tell me I did a good job.

[646] Um, doesn't he look like Hunter S. Thompson?

[647] He does.

[648] I think it's hot.

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[665] dot com slash murder important note that promo code is all lowercase go to shopify dot com slash murder to take your retail business to the next level today that shopify dot com slash murder goodbye let me tell you guys that one's yours thanks okay i'm doing the unabomber whoa yes yes finally yes i've always wanted to do it and now I have to do it in six pages which is going to be really hard so it's like the fucking truncated version go home and read about it there's a show called The Unabomber that's good but let me tell you the quick version of it all right this is Ted Kaczynski for 17 years between 1978 and 1995 Ted Kaczynski was one of America's most feared men from the comfort of his home he sent more than 16 homemade bombs to unsuspecting victims and what he deemed as he wanted to start a revolution against modern technology.

[666] Me too.

[667] It sucks.

[668] But through hugs, guys.

[669] Oh, oh.

[670] Okay.

[671] Tad Kaczynski's born in May 22nd, 1942 in Chicago and he's born in a hardworking family.

[672] It seems like they're totally fucking normal.

[673] And he's a happy baby, and then he gets a severe case of hives and is forced into a hospital isolation And then for months, he just shows no emotion.

[674] So I think that you can't just put a baby in a room by itself and expect everything to be fine, everyone.

[675] That's how they used to cure hives was isolate babies.

[676] That was always the solution every time.

[677] Yeah.

[678] But this is when they decided that wasn't true.

[679] The 1940s, leave babies alone.

[680] Okay.

[681] In elementary school, so he's, you know, an interesting kid.

[682] In elementary school, his test scores show that his IQ is 167.

[683] Yeah.

[684] That's quite high.

[685] Mine, too.

[686] And he skips sixth grade.

[687] So he later describes that as a pivotal event in his life, and I think that when you skip, when you get, he said before he could make friends and, you know, be a normal kid, but then after skipping school, he didn't feel like he fit in with the older kids.

[688] Wah, wah, wah, uh, uh, it's so hard.

[689] Okay.

[690] You know what?

[691] I would have loved to skip sixth grade, because that's when they did the presidential fitness test and Oh.

[692] Fucking.

[693] I had to go first.

[694] I had to go first on the arm hang.

[695] I dropped after three seconds.

[696] The entire class booed me. I never blew anybody up.

[697] I should, and I might.

[698] I mean, did you say, I'm never going to use the arm hang in my adult life?

[699] Why do I have to know this?

[700] Yeah.

[701] It was so hard.

[702] It's hard.

[703] It's really hard.

[704] I don't want to.

[705] He's considered an outsider by his classmates.

[706] They call him.

[707] They regarded him as a walking brain.

[708] So he just was like, nobody liked him, I guess.

[709] Wow.

[710] He graduates high school at 15.

[711] He's accepted to Harvard.

[712] He starts in the fall of 1958 on scholarship at 16 years old.

[713] Hell yeah.

[714] And I wrote, same dude.

[715] At sophomore at Harvard, he participates in a study.

[716] Okay, this is fucked up.

[717] Ready for this?

[718] He participates in a study described as a by author Alston, chase as purposely brutalizing psychological experiment led by Harvard psychologist Henry Murray.

[719] So subjects are told they'll be debating personal philosophy with a fellow student, so they're asked to write essays detailing their personal life and aspirations and hopes and dreams and everything about them.

[720] And the essays are then turned over to an attorney who, in later sessions, it's a weekly session, they confront and belittle the subject using the content of the essays as ammunition.

[721] A lot of people think this was mk ultra an mk ultra experiment there's actually sounds like girls in junior high oh i think they just this was the old junior high test yeah you're not wrong draw it out of you use it against you so this is some straight up um a clockwork orange shit they put electrodes that monitor the subject psychological reactions they uh their encounters are filmed and then the subjects are they are played the film of them fucking looking sad and shit They have to watch themselves be belittled.

[722] That's horrifying.

[723] This is like straight up fucking, yeah.

[724] But that's also the kind of Instagram, isn't it?

[725] Oh, you're not wrong.

[726] The first test pilot.

[727] The experiment lasts three years with someone verbally abusing and humiliating Ted Kaczynsi each week.

[728] He spends 200 hours as part of the study.

[729] What?

[730] Yeah.

[731] So that'll make you're fucked up.

[732] That's him.

[733] there.

[734] That's like around that time, I believe.

[735] What, you want to make kites, you idiot?

[736] That used to be his dream.

[737] I get it.

[738] Right?

[739] That's dumb.

[740] That's dumb.

[741] Kites are dumb.

[742] So people think that the experiments are part of MK Ultra.

[743] Of course, the CIA's research into mind control.

[744] Sounds like it.

[745] I love it.

[746] I'm going to go on record and say it was.

[747] Oh.

[748] This is the official?

[749] Yeah, this is it.

[750] Okay.

[751] So Ted does earn his bachelor's arts degree in math from Harvard in 1962, graduating in only three years.

[752] Super fucking smart.

[753] In 1962, he enrolls at the University of Michigan, where he earns his master's and doctoral degrees in math and is offered a teaching position.

[754] So in 1967, at 25 years old, he starts teaching at fucking University of Michigan math, right?

[755] Oh, no. Yes.

[756] And then he becomes the youngest assistant professor of mathematics in the history of UC Berkeley.

[757] Wow.

[758] You guys went there.

[759] My dad calls it cow.

[760] Oh.

[761] It's old school.

[762] But all his students hate him, and so he resigns.

[763] Is that more of that test that he was in?

[764] Yeah, they yell at him.

[765] You're kite.

[766] It's stupid.

[767] It's still stupid.

[768] It's still dumb.

[769] After resigning from Berkeley, he moves back home with his parents, and then he he starts writing anti -technology think pieces.

[770] He buys 1 .5 acres of land in Florence Gulch, which is near Lincoln, Montana.

[771] So he just buys this fucking spacious forest place.

[772] And in 1972, he moves to a remote cabin that he built on his new land.

[773] He wants to be, he's totally reclusive.

[774] He lives a simple life with little money and without electricity or running water.

[775] It sounds like a nightmare.

[776] But tons of kites.

[777] So many kites.

[778] Surrounded by kites.

[779] Just filled, a cabin filled.

[780] Look up in the sky.

[781] Cites everywhere.

[782] It's always looking back down at you.

[783] He works odd jobs and he teaches himself survival skills such as tracking game and how to identify edible plants, farming, bow drilling, and other primitive technologies.

[784] Cool.

[785] He starts reading about sociology and political philosophy and anarchism.

[786] And he believes that violence is the only way people will listen to real revolutionaries.

[787] Uh -oh.

[788] On May 25th, 1978, Ted mails his first bomb.

[789] And it arrives at the office of Buckley Crist, who's a professor of materials engineering at Northwestern University, the home of the screaming.

[790] Calculators?

[791] Yeah.

[792] No, no, you're right.

[793] That's right.

[794] Too obvious.

[795] No, no, no. That's good.

[796] Okay.

[797] So this dude Buckley's like, this package is suspicious, and I'm not fucking opening it.

[798] He contacts campus police, and he's like, see that package?

[799] I don't trust it.

[800] And Officer Terry Marker's like, let me open it.

[801] Opens it, it explodes.

[802] But he only has injuries on his hand.

[803] The second package arrives on May 9th, sent to John Harris, who's a graduate student at Northwestern University.

[804] And the package explodes when he opens it, and he suffers minor cuts.

[805] and burns.

[806] On November 15, 1979, a bomb is placed in the cargo hold of American Airlines Flight 444, flying from Chicago to Washington, D .C. But there's a faulty timing mechanism that prevents the bomb from exploding, but it starts to smoke, so they, like, find it and shit.

[807] And they find that the bomb would have obliterated the plane if it had blown up.

[808] So, over...

[809] So he's a genius, but he's not that good at making bomb.

[810] He's not the best at it, thankfully.

[811] he's better at kiting over a year later on June 10th on June 8th possibly to commemorate my birth two days earlier thank you it was fun United Airlines President Percy Wood is injured after he opens a package disguised as a book and he gets a few cuts and burns and the initials FC are found etched on a piece of pipe from the bomb so he Ted Kaczynsi does this thing where he just, like, he makes false things that make people clues.

[812] Thank you.

[813] So a federal task force is finally assembled, and they start calling him the Unabomber, an acronym for, so it's University and Airline Bomber.

[814] So Unibomber.

[815] You get it.

[816] I liked how you sounded it out.

[817] Unabom.

[818] Like those two heads on electric company that said stuff to each other.

[819] Yuna, bomber, Yuna bomber.

[820] They conduct exhaustive forensic examinations of the bombs and make, they try to make links to the victims, but they're so random that they can't make any links, really.

[821] And they conclude that the bomber made his explosives from common scrap materials, including wood, fishing wire, nails, and tape, but those are all widely available things, so they can't trace any of them.

[822] This says, more bombing.

[823] Between October 8th, 1981, and November 15th, 1985, he sends out six bombs, including four that explode and seriously injure the opener with shrapnel.

[824] Shrapnel injuries, serious burns, that sort of thing, including the secretary of the intended...

[825] You just have a job that you want to get through the day, so you can go home to your cats and have a glass of Shabbly.

[826] And your boss makes you open his goddamn mail.

[827] Motherfuckers.

[828] Damn it.

[829] Just trying to sniff that white out and get through the day.

[830] But no. Yeah, like what a bummer, right?

[831] Yeah.

[832] But she's injured.

[833] She lives?

[834] Yes.

[835] Oh, that's good.

[836] The 11th bomb to be sent out becomes the first death caused by the Unabomber.

[837] On December 11, 1985, Hugh Scrutton, a 38 -year -old computer store owner in Sacramento, California.

[838] Not really.

[839] We're going to have to.

[840] Whoa.

[841] We're going to have to bring them in other pall holes if you keep fucking doing those.

[842] I will.

[843] I love the push -pull of my Sacramento relationship.

[844] Okay, so he's a computer store owner.

[845] He picks up what he thinks is just like road hazard, is the word that's written right here, that I use all the time.

[846] Yeah.

[847] What's this road hazard, Georgia Council?

[848] There's so many road hazards.

[849] Okay, in the parking lot outside his store, but it's actually a nail and splinter -loaded bomb, and Hugh is killed.

[850] Fuck that shit.

[851] A similar attack against another computer store happens in Salt Lake City.

[852] Two years later, on February 20th, 1987, the bomb is disguised as a piece of lumber, and it injures Gary Wright, another computer store owner, and the blast severs the nerves in his left arm and more than 200 pieces of shrapnel end up in his body.

[853] Wow.

[854] yuck.

[855] And also, like, these are computer store owners.

[856] It's like, he's not sending anything to the waz or anybody down in San Jose.

[857] It's just like...

[858] This guy is just like, I just want to work with what I love.

[859] I just love PCs.

[860] Yeah.

[861] They're the wave of the future, everyone.

[862] What's this road hazard?

[863] Fuck.

[864] Sucks.

[865] And then, so then a woman recalls that before the attack, she had noticed a man by the scene wearing a hooded sweatshirt and aviator sunglasses.

[866] leaving a bag behind at the store.

[867] She's the first eyewitness account of the elusive Unabomber and helps create the now -famous sketch of him.

[868] Oh, yeah.

[869] Do you remember seeing this in 1987?

[870] Terrifying.

[871] Do you remember seeing it?

[872] Because that happened near you, I guess, kind of.

[873] I absolutely remember seeing it.

[874] It was on the news a lot.

[875] But also, I also thought it was a poster for the movie The Fly.

[876] Because where did he get sunglasses that huge, that you can only get today in a dumb store on Melrose in Los Angeles.

[877] Well, so there's so much controversy surrounding this photo, including the fact that the person that she saw wasn't him, which is why it doesn't look anything like him, or...

[878] It's just a super cool guy?

[879] Yeah, she just, yeah, she saw that guy, but that's not...

[880] She couldn't get him out of her mind.

[881] Right.

[882] But also that she said, when they sketched it, she's like, that's not what he looks like, and so there's this controversy and conspiracy that the FBI didn't.

[883] want to catch him.

[884] And so they didn't put out a sketch that looks like him.

[885] Because of MK Ultra.

[886] Because of MK Ultra.

[887] Goodbye.

[888] So, um, then Kaczynski goes dark for six years and doesn't reemerge until 1993 when he sends two more bombs, um, that are set off and injures their victim, intended victims.

[889] One is Charles Epstein, a geneticist, right?

[890] Maybe.

[891] Yeah.

[892] At US, at UC San Francisco, um, he loses a couple of fingers.

[893] the other is David Gelmter.

[894] He's a computer scientist at Yale.

[895] He loses the use of his right hand and suffers severe burns and shrapnel wounds and the bomb, when the bomb explodes in his fucking hands.

[896] Okay.

[897] On December 10th, 1994, New York City advertising executive Thomas Mosser is killed when he opens a package that's posted to his home in Caldwell, New Jersey.

[898] So that's the second murder.

[899] Months later, Kaczynski mails a letter from the San Francisco to the New York Times and takes responsibility for the bomb.

[900] He claims that Mosser was targeted for his public relations firm's work for Exxon Corporation, the company whose tanker, the Valdez, spilled oil in Alaska's Prince William Sound.

[901] So he sends the bomb to the fucking public relation firm instead of...

[902] Don't send it to anyone.

[903] I'm not saying...

[904] Get those publicists.

[905] Seriously.

[906] You take him down one by one.

[907] Man, you go to work, all you want to do is go home and have a glass of...

[908] as I've said previously, pet your cat.

[909] Release some statements for your clients, but no. But no. On April 24th, 1995, timber industry lobbyist, Gilbert B. Murray is killed when a package explodes at his Sacramento office, and the package is actually addressed to the person that Murray had recently replaced as the president of the California Forestry Association.

[910] So, two months later, on June 24th, Ted mails several letters from San Francisco to media outlets and demands that his 35 ,000 word essay, remember we just did that?

[911] Yeah.

[912] A piece titled, The Industrial Society and Its Future, which was the original name of our book, but we had to change it.

[913] He says he wants his 35 ,000 fucking word manifesto to be printed verbatim by a major newspaper or he would keep sending bombs.

[914] After debating the wisdom of giving terrorists such a fucking platform, FBI director Louis Frey and Attorney General Janet Reno, your favorite.

[915] Your favorite Reno.

[916] My personal style guru.

[917] They authorized its publication because they said that maybe it could help lead to the bomber's identification.

[918] So they fucking put the, on September 19, 1995, these poor people are like, Washington Post, what's happening in the news today?

[919] and the New York Times published the Unabomber's Manifesto.

[920] It rails against the Industrial Revolution and the evils of modern technology.

[921] It's like, you're fucking 95 years too late already, bro.

[922] Although, I wonder if we all sat down and read it right now if we wouldn't be like, oh, he was kind of right.

[923] It's all happening.

[924] It's all happening.

[925] You do the math.

[926] Oh, wait.

[927] Calculators.

[928] Do the math.

[929] Okay.

[930] Okay.

[931] Okay.

[932] So after it's publishing, a woman named Linda Patrick is casually reading the manifesto in the paper, as you do, or breakfast or whatever.

[933] You skim a manifesto before work.

[934] Sure.

[935] Before work.

[936] She recognizes the language as to be similar to the language in letters that her husband, David, receives from his estranged older brother, Ted.

[937] She's like, that sounds like his insane rantings that he always fucking sends to.

[938] his Christmas letter that I hate getting every year.

[939] We don't care what you did in that cabin did.

[940] We're not putting you in the newsletter.

[941] For months.

[942] So she's like, David, honey, this is your brother's shit.

[943] You should at least like tell the FBI.

[944] And David's like, no, no, no, no, it can't be, can't be.

[945] La la la la la. Fingers in his ears.

[946] But in February of 1996, he's like, okay, it comes forward and provides a writing sample of Ted's to the FBI.

[947] He wants to be kept anonymous, but it's leaked too he is.

[948] So on April 3rd, 1996, they're finally able to connect the two, and they arrest Ted Kaczynski near Lincoln, Montana at his creepy place of residence.

[949] Hi, Cabin.

[950] Thank you.

[951] They find a wealth of incriminating evidence inside his tiny cabin, including another bomb, bomb -making components, and the original manuscript of the manifesto.

[952] Oh.

[953] Which is like...

[954] That he hand -wrote?

[955] Lovingly.

[956] with his Lisa Frank pen People start to theorize that Kaczynski is also the Zodiac killer Oh But it's discounted when the MOs don't match up But I'm like sometimes MOs don't match up For a reason Sometimes they like to throw you off the trail Let's check the DNA What Does that work out age -wise?

[957] Probably none of it works out Like if he started Zodiacing when he was around 14 we did everything else very young I want it to be true so therefore okay so he's indicted on 10 counts of illegally transporting mailing and using bombs and three counts of murder in late 97 he's put on trial in federal court in Sacramento but the case never moves forward because he gets locked up in all these procedural battles with the lawyers and prosecutors and the judge because of course he hates them all and thinks he's smarter than all of them and they can all go fuck off in his fucking mind.

[958] He is, and they can.

[959] He asked to represent himself, blah, blah, blah.

[960] A psychiatric evaluation ordered by the court diagnoses him as a paranoid schizophrenic.

[961] His lawyers later attribute his hostility towards mind control techniques and his participation in the study that he had done.

[962] Yeah, that adds up.

[963] He doesn't want to plead insanity, so to avoid a long trial and the death penalty, he pleads guilty to all charges on January 22nd, 1998, and he receives eight life sentences without the possibility of parole, and he's sent to a Supermax prison in Colorado.

[964] Yay.

[965] His cabin is seized by the U .S. government when it's put up for auction, and it's now on display at the Newsom, the Nusium.

[966] Newseum.

[967] Sounding that one out.

[968] You thought that was someone's last name.

[969] Nusium in Washington, D .C. The Nusium.

[970] The Nusium.

[971] I wonder what that is in Washington, D .C. So he's now 77.

[972] He is still a prolific writer and corresponds in longhand with hundreds of people.

[973] He still produces essays and books.

[974] In 2012, he responds to the Harvard Alumni Association Directory Inquiry for the 50th reunion of the class of 1962.

[975] I've got my jacket, boys.

[976] I'm ready to come and visit you.

[977] He lists his occupation as prisoner and his eight life sentences as awards.

[978] What a fucking dick.

[979] And I wrote, but really, he's a murderer who killed three people and physically and psychologically traumatized 23 people in his nationwide bombing campaign from 1978 to 1995, and he now spends 23 hours a day secluded in his cell.

[980] And that is the quick Unabomber.

[981] Wow.

[982] Thanks.

[983] You did that so fast.

[984] I'm sorry, I stretched out the Mitchell Brothers all over your...

[985] That was fun.

[986] And I wanted to be quick because we have a really special hometown that I'm so excited about.

[987] Yes.

[988] It's the fun part about doing festivals is there's other people around to come do your show with you.

[989] And so we're excited to bring out our friend and yours, Mr. Pat and Oswald.

[990] We have this chair for you.

[991] Man. Woo!

[992] That was a quick Unabomber.

[993] Good Lord.

[994] But that's actually good because I'm going to now debut my new one -man show, Manson in a minute.

[995] Oh.

[996] Yeah.

[997] Very excited.

[998] Great.

[999] I'll take royalties of that.

[1000] Please.

[1001] Yeah, it was weird.

[1002] I was reading about some San Francisco.

[1003] I'm going to do a local San Francisco murder that, and by the way, San Francisco, much like Karen and I in the early 90s, was a place for murderers who became big in L .A. later to come and kind of work out their stuff here early.

[1004] That's right.

[1005] I took my daughter through the hate.

[1006] I've been here with the family all week, so I walked her by 636 Cole, which is Charles Manson's old house, where he lived with Van Hootin and Fromm, squeaky Fromm.

[1007] Come and knock on our door.

[1008] They had their little...

[1009] The outfits.

[1010] Can you imagine the outfits?

[1011] Exactly.

[1012] Before, oh, the misunderstandings were hilarious.

[1013] And now that house is a patisserie where everything costs $90.

[1014] Enjoy, Cole Valley.

[1015] And also, the Nightstalker committed a murder up here, killed a couple named Debbie and Peter Pan.

[1016] No, really?

[1017] Yes.

[1018] Is that the one in the marina?

[1019] I believe so.

[1020] But the Nightstalker killed Peter Pan.

[1021] Pan in San Francisco.

[1022] Oh, what an asshole.

[1023] I have a really good brag that my cousin Marty, Martin Kilgariff, who is on the San Francisco Police Department now retired, was the one of the cops that went to investigate right after and found his fingerprint on the windowsill.

[1024] He never told any of us that until two thanksgivings ago when someone's like, hey, Karen, I think you'd be interested in this.

[1025] And I just fucking stood up at the dinner table and screamed at the top of my lawn.

[1026] The best thing I've ever heard in my life.

[1027] Wow.

[1028] But what I'm going to talk about very briefly is the doodler.

[1029] I don't know if you guys know who the doodler was.

[1030] Oh, shit.

[1031] Okay, well, the 1970s in San Francisco was quite a time.

[1032] You had almost...

[1033] Really?

[1034] We haven't heard.

[1035] Yeah.

[1036] Almost back to back.

[1037] You had the Zodiac, followed by the zebra killings, followed by the doodler.

[1038] The doodler, operated, I believe, on January of 1974 until the summer of 1975, he patrolled, prowled the streets of the Castro, he would pick up gay men, he would sketch them, and then kill them.

[1039] He would do a sketch of them and kill them, and the police worked the case.

[1040] And again, imagine, like, just back to back, Zodiac, zebra killings, and the doodler.

[1041] And by the way, that does sound like late.

[1042] season Batman villains like we've run out of like we had the Joker and the penguin and now we've got oh it's King Tut and you know the weird Vincent Price egg guy like I don't know what we're we have left but why sorry this is a dumb question for sure but did the people who got sketched were they into that part of it up until the physical threat was it like what's your hobby I'm going to draw you with a big head and a tiny body like riding a horse on the Golden Gate Bridge or something?

[1043] Was it that?

[1044] So you play football there, champ?

[1045] Like a football?

[1046] All right, well, there you go.

[1047] Well, what I'm wondering is, you know, it was, again, it was a well -known case.

[1048] So by the 9th or 10th victim, when the sketching started, were they like, I think this is the doodeler, you know.

[1049] Or they just go, well, it's not.

[1050] Yeah, exactly.

[1051] You can't be.

[1052] I don't want to ruin this.

[1053] It's such a romantic moment.

[1054] Great, I kind of want, maybe I'll just take it and run.

[1055] Yeah, doodle of me. All the pictures were very complimentary, so no one ever wanted to interrupt him.

[1056] It's like, that is what my eyes look like.

[1057] I've always thought so.

[1058] Oh, he's giving me that jaunt line.

[1059] I've always wanted to play.

[1060] Well, here's the other weird twist of the story, though.

[1061] There were survivors of his attacks, and the police narrowed down a suspect that they were sure was the doodler.

[1062] They were good.

[1063] I can't believe I can't say the doodler.

[1064] It's the best.

[1065] Yeah, exactly.

[1066] It'd be like the uncle Schmecky murderer But what happened was There were a couple of survivors The police had this guy What they felt like was dead to rights And these survivors Would not come forward Because at the time It was still Looked down upon to be gay They were afraid of being outed They would not testify against him And they never were able to charge the guy And Here's the last part of this one of the survivors, according to police and according to an article that I read in the all, was a very, very famous film actor at the time.

[1067] They believe it was either Richard Chamberlain or Rock Hudson, and he escaped the doodler and would not testify.

[1068] And so that was another reason that...

[1069] But he's going to testify tonight, ladies and gentlemen.

[1070] You loved him.

[1071] in the thornbirds let's get them out here folks come on red your chamberlain from showgun come on um yeah so there was this whole so a basically a and he he killed 13 people and went free because of people being afraid to testify and so the doodlers out there well i did read recently they're going to retest the DNA evidence they have it's in the news recently is that true oh i didn't know that So they might...

[1072] Maybe they'll finally get them.

[1073] If we had just produced this correctly, we could have revealed those DNA tests tonight.

[1074] Someone in this room is a doodler.

[1075] You're not the father.

[1076] You're not the room.

[1077] Yeah.

[1078] But, I mean, again, it's one of those things of so many, from the 70s, there were people that kind of went free because of just how primitive a lot of police work was.

[1079] one thing that my late wife Michelle kept mentioning to me my wife wrote a book called that I'll be gone in the dark but one thing that really disturbed her was she would read police reports about them going to look at suspects and it was like rang suspects doorbell no answer and then they didn't follow up because he wasn't home that was how long the investigation went he wasn't home what could we do I mean he left out if someone's not home we can't interview that by I don't know how could it be him if he leaves the house.

[1080] There's no way.

[1081] It's not him.

[1082] He slipped our drag net by going to go see Freebie and the Bean.

[1083] And so we had to let him go.

[1084] I don't know what I could do.

[1085] So, yeah, so that all that thing about this stuff, again, it would be amazing to really go back and do a true crime procedural show set in the 70s with all of those limitations.

[1086] I'm seeing a thing as well, I guess he's going to get caught.

[1087] I don't know what to do.

[1088] All of that.

[1089] And then they're like to the women, well, what were you wearing?

[1090] and it's just a really bummer show.

[1091] Or it could be the thing of like they have a whole plate full of saliva and they're like, Sarge, what do you want me to do with this saliva?

[1092] Throw it away.

[1093] We don't need that.

[1094] It's like you can't help us.

[1095] Oh my lord.

[1096] Ew, any bodily fluid, get it out of here.

[1097] There's a jar of his semen in the fridge.

[1098] Oh, dump it.

[1099] We don't need that.

[1100] Can we get the press in here really quick?

[1101] Get him to confess or let him go.

[1102] I don't know what's spitting semen.

[1103] Come on.

[1104] Come on, guys.

[1105] Let's quit fooling around.

[1106] Lord, I'm not Mr. Wizard here.

[1107] I don't, you know.

[1108] Wow, did I do mine too quickly?

[1109] I'm sorry.

[1110] No, no, that was just perfect.

[1111] It was a weird, like, I just, again, there was a, I'm just trying to imagine being, living in San Francisco in the 70s and just like, we got past the zodiac, we got past the zebra, the doodle, and like, what the hell?

[1112] What is next?

[1113] No wonder they just knocked on doors.

[1114] We're like, we're so sick of this shit.

[1115] Yeah, exactly.

[1116] What's like the waffler is next?

[1117] something.

[1118] I don't know.

[1119] Not our precious waffles.

[1120] That was amazing.

[1121] Yeah, that was a really good one.

[1122] The doodler!

[1123] The doodler!

[1124] By the way, oh my god, I was just over in Galway in Dublin, and I know that you guys are about to tour Europe in the fall, and you're going to Ireland at one point, right?

[1125] Yeah.

[1126] One of the guys that my opener is a huge fan of your podcast and said, tell them to listen to a podcast.

[1127] I'm sure you've already heard about it.

[1128] It's called West Cork.

[1129] Oh, yeah.

[1130] Okay.

[1131] And he was like, West Cork is the weirdest.

[1132] It is so insular that there was this very big murder by this guy that it's so clear the guy that did it and got away with it because the people in West Cork are like, we don't, we don't snitch on each other.

[1133] No, yeah.

[1134] And a lot of weird stuff goes down in West Cork.

[1135] So if you're over there, maybe go read up on that.

[1136] It's a good one.

[1137] It's a good podcast.

[1138] And the murderer, I think he's like in the podcast being interviewed.

[1139] Yes, exactly.

[1140] Because he's so cocky.

[1141] Really?

[1142] And he's anxious to be on the, like, he's excited that he's on this podcast.

[1143] He wants to help.

[1144] People think that I did it, but I mean, it's crazy.

[1145] I didn't.

[1146] Like, and it's just so, like, he couldn't walk more into a confession more times, and they couldn't get him convicted.

[1147] Yeah.

[1148] Those podcasters must have been, they're just like, are we actually getting this on tape?

[1149] How is this possible?

[1150] If you didn't put a tape in this and press record, I'm going to be so mad at you.

[1151] Yeah, exactly.

[1152] But they must have been the oldest thing like, this.

[1153] is like the anti -the -jinks because he's confessing over and over again and he's walking.

[1154] Yeah.

[1155] I'm like, that's okay.

[1156] We don't care.

[1157] Hi, I'm Bob the murderer.

[1158] How are you guys doing?

[1159] Great to be on the podcast.

[1160] Do you want to talk about Mailchimp really quick and then we'll do the thing or what's going on?

[1161] You got any promo codes you want to give this week or?

[1162] Oh, we have to say some names from, what's it called?

[1163] Nope.

[1164] If I had gotten it would have been great.

[1165] You have it.

[1166] I don't.

[1167] Go back around.

[1168] No. Oh.

[1169] Steven, head that out.

[1170] That was terrible, Steve.

[1171] in.

[1172] Well, thank you, Patton.

[1173] That was amazing.

[1174] Thank you guys so much.

[1175] Thank you so much for capping off our show tonight.

[1176] Pat and Oswald, ladies and gentlemen.

[1177] Should we say goodbye?

[1178] Yeah, I guess we should.

[1179] What we really need to say right now is stay saved and do God's missions.

[1180] That's a really important message from our podcast.

[1181] Did you hear that story?

[1182] No. Okay, so.

[1183] I've already creeped out.

[1184] We're just going to tell Patten and the few people who don't know the story, but it really is the best.

[1185] A woman walked up to another woman, an older lady, she saw, I think, like, at the mall, and she was wearing one of our t -shirts that said SSDGM on the front of it.

[1186] So the girl goes up and goes, oh my God, you're a murdering at two.

[1187] Oh, my God.

[1188] And they tries to start talking to her.

[1189] And the woman goes, yeah, I don't know what you're talking about.

[1190] She said, your shirt.

[1191] And the woman goes, my daughter told me that this meant stay saved and do God's missions.

[1192] Fuck you, mom.

[1193] Oh, yeah.

[1194] I'm a god that loves murder.

[1195] How awesome.

[1196] Set her mom up.

[1197] Set her up for public interactions that she did not understand and that we're not Christ -based.

[1198] Wow.

[1199] We're not yet.

[1200] Could not be less Christ -based.

[1201] That's fantastic.

[1202] Oh, man, there should be so much a trend of giving those shirts at and just telling their moms different acronyms for things.

[1203] Yeah.

[1204] And then just have, then have murder people run up all the time.

[1205] Murder, hi.

[1206] Yes.

[1207] It's our campaign to get people to yell murder in mom's faces across the U .S. Religious mom's faces.

[1208] Salty, sweet donuts.

[1209] No, no, no, it's not, yeah.

[1210] But more than that, what we really want you to do is stay sexy.

[1211] And don't get murder.

[1212] Thank you, San Francisco.

[1213] Thank you, guys.