#1308 - Eddie Bravo

[0] Ejibrah, you are watch.

[1] My brother, good to see you, as always.

[2] Always good to see him.

[3] Thanks for jumping on this short notice for the folks who don't know.

[4] I was supposed to have Kevin Leon today, but Kevin and I, we fucked up.

[5] It was partially my fuck up, partially his fuck up.

[6] But he'll be on on Wednesday.

[7] Ejabra was in the neighborhood.

[8] Getting pumped, my friend.

[9] Getting solid.

[10] You've been lifting the weights.

[11] How steady are you lifting now?

[12] I try to get three days a week, but.

[13] Shit gets crazy sometimes, and I can only get two.

[14] Dude, if I stop for just a couple weeks, I start, at 51, you start getting so weak.

[15] Even on TRT, everything starts slipping.

[16] Your body's like, no, we don't need to be lifting.

[17] I'm sore as fuck.

[18] I've been rolling with little people the last few months.

[19] Like, what kind of little people?

[20] Hobbits?

[21] I wish.

[22] Shit.

[23] I fucked them up.

[24] Do you think so?

[25] I think hobbits would be extraordinarily strong.

[26] The hairy feet?

[27] You probably have a lot of, like, some kind of.

[28] No, man, I bet their feet are fucking so strong You can never footlock a hobbit Have you seen the size of their heels?

[29] They have giant heels But I bet their ligaments and shit are different I bet inside you know That's weird because they're all baref -frey This is weird about the hobbits, right?

[30] They're barefoot They got furry -ass feet They have giant feet Because you know obviously they had to wear those Those feet over the shoes But even in the books Didn't they said they had big hairy feet Dude look at those feet Yeah That's feet hold a shit out of that.

[31] Easy toe hold right there.

[32] Maybe.

[33] Maybe.

[34] My thinking is if their feet are that hairy, they go, oh, Jesus Christ, what happened to that lady?

[35] Don't do this to me, Jamie.

[36] This is a podcast.

[37] Is that a person?

[38] That's a gout.

[39] Someone's got it.

[40] It was a gout inflammatory.

[41] No, man, that's real.

[42] Did you think that was a Hobbit picture?

[43] Oh, you did?

[44] Oh, that's hilarious.

[45] Oh, my God.

[46] Google Image got you again.

[47] Isn't that elephant status?

[48] That's an algorithm.

[49] That's the Russians.

[50] They're trying to fuck with this show.

[51] No, what that is is bunions, first of all.

[52] That's a painful thing that happens to your big toe.

[53] Some of it's genetic and some of it is putting your toes into pointed shoes for like long periods of time.

[54] Like people who have to go to work, like ladies particular, they wear like super uncomfortable shoes.

[55] It's smushed their toes up like that.

[56] Your toes aren't supposed to be like that.

[57] I've seen this thing on Instagram where they could fix that now.

[58] Like rubber bands?

[59] Yes.

[60] Well, they think that's real?

[61] Well, they have yoga toes.

[62] There's some shit that you use that you can, you shove your feet in between these like styrofoam things that stretches them out apparently that's supposed to be good for them um vibrum shoes is good like those they still make those i run in those sun did they get sued or something they did get sued propaganda by a bunch of pussies really yeah a bunch of people you know i used to wear them too yeah look man they're they're harder to run in no bullshit they feel good though i like them i like them but once all that they grip the ground all that shit came out that they were like a frog that's not what it is i think they had made in improper claims, if I'm not correct, I mean, if I'm not correct, if I'm correct, if my information is correct, I think they made improper claims.

[63] I think that was what the word was.

[64] The word was that they had said some shit and that people had gotten injured.

[65] Like, they said it would keep you from getting injured.

[66] It's all based on this idea that you're supposed to run barefoot.

[67] Yeah, they said Mexicans run barefoot.

[68] Yeah, in the mountain.

[69] Mexico's like, fuck you.

[70] We got shoes.

[71] But those guys up in the mountains that they're talking about in that book born to run, I feel like they have, some of them made their own shoes with like tires, like they cut tires and made their own shoes and they're running like a hundred miles up there.

[72] Something crazy like that.

[73] Like they have insane endurance and they live up in that mountain and they just run around.

[74] Oh, speaking of Mexicans, one of the main reasons you're here, I want to talk to you.

[75] It's because you're my favorite Mexican and now we have a Mexican American heavyweight champion of the motherfucking world.

[76] That's crazy.

[77] How crazy is that?

[78] That's insane.

[79] I can't believe it.

[80] Yeah.

[81] Jesus Christ.

[82] I didn't know Mexico had a heavyway boxer.

[83] Oh my God.

[84] Andy Ruiz is the shit.

[85] He is the shit.

[86] He's what America needs right now with all this border wall crisis shit, a heavyweight champion that's Mexican.

[87] Come on, son.

[88] And one that's fucking good and one that has a big belly and he knocks out a dude who looks like he's chiseled out of granite.

[89] I mean, no one has ever had a better body than Anthony Joshua.

[90] You've only had a different body.

[91] No one's at a better body.

[92] He's like, what is he like, six, seven or some shit like that?

[93] Can I see him?

[94] I don't know that.

[95] Oh, my God.

[96] Dude, Anthony Joshua was one of the best built heavyweight boxers of all time.

[97] And he's legit.

[98] He was the champ and all that.

[99] Olympic gold medalist, the champ, knocked out Vladimir Klitsko.

[100] I mean, he's a fucking monster.

[101] From the UK?

[102] From the UK.

[103] Okay.

[104] Yeah, he was the champ.

[105] And he was supposed to fight Big Baby Miller.

[106] And Big Baby Miller tested positive for the Mexican supplements, ironically enough.

[107] boom that's Anthony Joshua I mean come on son how tall is he because he's gigantic he's got a 12 pack because Andy Ruiz looked short in that fight six six shit yeah but that's huge Ruiz is like six two he just looked tiny when he's standing next to Joshua Joshua's a giant of a man and just fucking jacked what does it say is weight listed as 249 249 I wonder if that was for the last fight because I'm sure with a giant dude like that it varies back and forth.

[108] But, um, so I was out to dinner and I get a text from Brendan Chob.

[109] Brendan Chob hit me with the spoiler alert.

[110] He said, fuck.

[111] Joshua got knocked out.

[112] And I was like, no. And I go, what happened?

[113] And he goes, he got fucked up in the seventh round.

[114] By a Mexican.

[115] And he goes, I'm sick.

[116] I go, you're sick.

[117] I go, I'm happy as fuck.

[118] I couldn't wait to come home and watch it.

[119] I love when crazy shit happens.

[120] This is my favorite thing in fights.

[121] Look at that guy.

[122] Look he read no disrespect champ But he jokes about it himself I'm trying to get him in here too Oh that would be crazy Look at his body I mean it looks like a regular dude What if he got shredded?

[123] How much would he weigh?

[124] Why would he get shredded?

[125] No, but if he did that he'd fuck out of here He might be a middle way right I would feed him on the sneak tip I'd wake him up in the middle of the night with some great Mexican food That dude needs to stay exactly how he is see look he's got muscles under there Like look at his stomach He's just got some body fat on him But here's one thing if you do have great cardio one thing that body fat can do is it can protect you somewhat it's like wearing eight sweaters I've joked around about this before and people think I'm bullshitting and I kind of am a little bit because I know most of the impact gets in there but if you were going to fight a guy and right before you fought him he puts on a vest made out of fat and meat and stitches it up and it sticks out like fucking 10 extra inches you'd be like hey what is all this what do you do doing?

[126] You can't put that on.

[127] And then if you hit him to the body and he barely reacts, you'd be like, fuck.

[128] I can't believe this guy's cheating with this fat vest.

[129] Think about that shit.

[130] If you have good cardio and you got some fat around your gut, that shit might protect you.

[131] Look at Daniel Cormier.

[132] Yep.

[133] Fadour.

[134] Look at Fadour.

[135] You're dealing with these giant dudes.

[136] Giant dudes who can fuck you up with one shot.

[137] There might actually be an advantage to having a gut.

[138] And that's not bullshit at all.

[139] it's not ideal in the lower weight classes bringing back guts you brought back fanny packs I'm bringing back I'm thinking of growing my own How great would that be?

[140] I'm tired of being healthy Barely hanging on Tired of working out Chicks only dated dudes with guts That could be the new thing Yeah dude that was amazing Are you kidding Did you see that That gif on Brendan Shob's page Of uh DJ Khalid Is that how you say his name Who's a big fellow himself climbing out of a golf cart with a shirt open.

[141] Let me show you that.

[142] I don't want to read the caption.

[143] See, my problem with sharing this is, I want to know who the fuck made this because it's really funny.

[144] I wish I knew the dude to give him credit, you know?

[145] Oh, it says it there?

[146] The creator of the GIF?

[147] Can I see it?

[148] Yeah, yeah, put it up on there for him, Jamie?

[149] Hold on.

[150] Jamie's got a might be a problem.

[151] Copyright issue?

[152] Somebody might have stole it from someone.

[153] Somebody might have stole it from somebody else?

[154] You got to talk in the microphone.

[155] People are listening.

[156] Yeah, yeah, somebody else might have from someone uh i'll just put it up though okay look at this all the big man all the big man headed to brunch with their shirt open today after the interview he's with he's bringing back guts dude that would be amazing and dude he's super friendly like really nice guy thanked his mom he told his mom after the fight you know we don't have to suffer anymore we did this just changed our lives you know it's beautiful it's pretty yeah the last i mean i was I was crazy into boxing before I saw UFC 2 Once I saw UFC 2 I kind of just drop boxing But I was way into boxing Had stacks of ring magazine All over my house It wouldn't throw them away I was way into it And all we had as Mexicans In the heavyweight division Was Alex Garcia Remember him?

[157] He was He broke the top 10 He was up there for a little bit But he just You know That's the closest we ever got Unless there's been someone else since then.

[158] This was like 1990.

[159] I haven't followed boxing at all.

[160] Well, that's why I was big for Mexican Americans when Kane Velasquez was the UFC heavyweight champ.

[161] That was the first ever Mexican heavyweight champ in combat sports.

[162] Yeah.

[163] Am I correct?

[164] Yeah.

[165] It's weird though in MMA, people aren't racist in MMA as much as boxing.

[166] It's really racist.

[167] Like boxing, I'm always going for the Mexican.

[168] I don't give a fuck.

[169] I don't give a fuck.

[170] You know what we talked about this, but in M .A, you go for the Jiu -Jitsu guy.

[171] I don't care what nationality you are in M .M .A. Or I go for the, I want, well, like, if someone's fighting Melvin Manhofe, I don't necessarily want Melvin Manhofe to win, but I definitely want to see Melvin Manhofe go Melvin Manhofe on somebody.

[172] You know what I'm saying?

[173] Yeah, yeah.

[174] Yeah, for sure.

[175] Oh, yeah, you know, watching guys that are known for their knockout power, and I like watching those guys, too.

[176] Even if they're fighting a jiu -jitsu guy, right?

[177] I don't want them to win, you know.

[178] Well, that was why, who was it?

[179] Was it, uh, Akiyana?

[180] No, it wasn't, was it Akiyama?

[181] No. It was, um, who was, uh, was it Yoshita?

[182] Who beat Melvin Manhoof and armbard him?

[183] I think it was Yoshita.

[184] Was it Akiyama?

[185] I think it was Akiyama.

[186] I think Akiyama, I think Sexiyama fought him with a Gion.

[187] Hmm, I don't remember.

[188] Who fought Melvin Manhoof in pride?

[189] See if it was Melvin Manhoof versus Akiyama.

[190] I wonder, man. K -I Yeah Sexyama You can say Sexyama Who koned him Sexyama Was it Shiavello?

[191] Michael Shiavello?

[192] Did he...

[193] I don't know Who named him Sexyama?

[194] Oh no, he wasn't doing He wasn't doing pride, right?

[195] He was in Japan, but I don't know if it was dream or...

[196] No, no, no, no, yeah.

[197] Well, he does one now.

[198] And he was doing...

[199] He was doing all the shit on Access TV.

[200] You know, he was doing a lot of shows of Pat Militich.

[201] He's doing a lot of different things, But he also does a lot of Muay Thai, too.

[202] Yoshihiro Akonakiya was Akiyama.

[203] You got him with a submission.

[204] Heroes.

[205] Forgot about that one.

[206] Oh, wow.

[207] That was the K -1 promotion, right?

[208] I think so.

[209] Yeah.

[210] It's crazy how much this sport has changed and just in the time you and I have been watching it.

[211] Yeah, too.

[212] From when you and I met in the 90s, when we were doing jiu -jitsu and you were a purple belt.

[213] Yeah, I didn't miss shit back then.

[214] I was on top of every goddamn M .M. Like now I'm just like I'm lost There's so many promotions though now It's impossible So many UFCs And it's hard to keep track And I don't have time to keep track Everything's streaming I love And they're like what is it on Is an ESPN app Like how do I watch this Once you get it on though Once you figure it out Once you get it it works And once you get it and it works So everything is on the ESPN app Yeah so you can get it on your phone And I sound like a shill For the company now I'm gonna say well But I'm not But I'm saying, like, for me, like when I watch fights, it's pretty fucking easy.

[215] Once you get it hooked up, the problem is people that don't have their TV hooked up to the internet, which is quite a few fucking people.

[216] Then you've got to watch it on a laptop, that's not an idea.

[217] Oh, your phone?

[218] That's not ideal.

[219] I'll do it, though.

[220] But that's the good thing about it is I've done that.

[221] Like, I've been out, and I couldn't go to see a fight.

[222] I couldn't watch it while I was at home, but I have, like, an hour where I could sneak away and watch, like, the one main event.

[223] Yeah.

[224] And I get to watch it on my phone.

[225] I'll take that.

[226] All day.

[227] I'll take that all day.

[228] What about, like, what's that functioned mirror?

[229] Is that what it is?

[230] Oh, yeah, where you shoot it up to the TV from your phone, that's dope.

[231] You could do that.

[232] Oh, yeah.

[233] Yeah, if you have Apple TV.

[234] If you have Apple TV or if you have Amazon, what is that, fire stick.

[235] Is that what it is, Jamie?

[236] Do you remember?

[237] Yeah, Chromecast also.

[238] Chromecast, and there's probably a few other ones.

[239] You could probably do that with, too.

[240] But they have like a USB slot, I think.

[241] And you just stick this thing in the USB slot.

[242] And it'll like, is that, am I saying that correct?

[243] Yeah, but you don't even need it.

[244] Depending on when you bought your TV, it's built into it now.

[245] A lot of them.

[246] The Chrome thing is.

[247] Which is interesting, right?

[248] It's like, what if a new company comes along and they want to get built into that system?

[249] How do they, you know, because when you get your TV, does your TV have, like, the option to get Netflix?

[250] Mine does.

[251] Yeah, it's like on, you don't need an Apple TV.

[252] It's like one of the options on the TV.

[253] No, no, no, no. No, on my TV.

[254] I have a set up.

[255] Yeah, I have an old TV dude.

[256] It's like, I got it like in 2006 or something.

[257] Damn, son, you got to upgrade.

[258] Yeah, yeah.

[259] It's time to upgrade.

[260] It's still a flat TV.

[261] I don't know how, like, then you need it.

[262] I'm going to go old school, and I'm going to start riding a bike and getting a rounded TV when they're fucked up TVs with a dark in the corner.

[263] Big boxes.

[264] Big old box.

[265] Bring it back.

[266] You put stuff on it.

[267] Put stuff on it.

[268] Totally.

[269] It's a shelf.

[270] Dude, the first time I got a TV, I got, like, it was a big -ass TV.

[271] Like, my first TV that I bought when I first got on television, it was like 30 inches or something like that.

[272] It was like, look at the size of this fucking TV.

[273] It was giant.

[274] like from here to here.

[275] I was like that big.

[276] And I remember sitting this stupid...

[277] 19 inch.

[278] Right?

[279] I remember sitting this stupid thing on the floor and it had to be so far away from the wall because there was all this extra shit behind it.

[280] There was like tubes and stuff and bazookas.

[281] There was like, you know, it was wires and everything in this big box and fans and stuff.

[282] You remember bulbs?

[283] There would be bulbs in them.

[284] They'd have to change the bulbs and it'd make your TV brighter.

[285] Do you remember that?

[286] Yeah.

[287] I don't really know the mechanics behind the TV.

[288] I just turn them on.

[289] And then when they break down, you kind of...

[290] They're so cheap nowadays, too.

[291] TVs are crazy cheap.

[292] It's crazy cheap.

[293] We were just talking about that out there.

[294] How much, like, a TV that, like, 10 years ago would cost, and now it's, like, the same TV is, like, a couple hundred bucks.

[295] Yeah.

[296] Ten years ago, it was like 10 ,000, 15 ,000.

[297] I remember when I first moved out, I had a little...

[298] You know, everyone starts with their little black and white little boxes.

[299] You know what I mean?

[300] You put a clothes hanger.

[301] In for the antenna.

[302] And the first TV I got was a 19 -edge color TV.

[303] She was like 300 bucks.

[304] I saved forever for it.

[305] But, man, that was my pride and joy.

[306] Yeah, man. No remand.

[307] Imagine living in the days before TV when they first invented it.

[308] It was all radio.

[309] It was radio and the movie theater.

[310] The movie theater existed first, right?

[311] I'm not wrong in that, right?

[312] Yeah.

[313] How much after the movie theater did the television get invented?

[314] Like, what year was the TV?

[315] I think the 50s.

[316] That's when it came in.

[317] The TV came in the 50s?

[318] Yeah.

[319] Bro, that's not that long ago.

[320] Think about how much dominates people's time.

[321] Yeah.

[322] The first TV started appearing in homes in the late 20s, early 30s.

[323] Oh, shit.

[324] Yeah, I think color is when it was like the 50s or so.

[325] The late 20s.

[326] Hold on.

[327] How many TVs had homes in the 50s?

[328] Only 9 % of American households had TVs in the 50s.

[329] One out of 10 rich folks.

[330] Wow.

[331] imagine just being alive back then when those things started happening and being some some dude who thinks way way ahead and looks at this and goes whoa where is this going to go people in 50 years are going to look back at this time and go shit remember when people used to actually open their eyes we're going to be like in some kind of matrix yeah for sure type remember when people lived real life then went outside yeah stupid fucking dummies we're so lucky we're so lucky we could could live anywhere you know when VR gets so good that you actually can just live any life you want you know it's inevitable yeah they mean they're they're getting closer and closer to it if you look at what we uh would have seen if we were a person living in 1920 when they turned on that first TV me what was that like those people probably like in awe they probably thought oh now now they can't lie to us on the radio now we got the truth in our living rooms now we got finally we got the truth, we get to see what's really going on in the world.

[332] Please, bro.

[333] In the 1920s you know what they thought?

[334] You know, they were like, yes, give me something to look at.

[335] Yeah.

[336] Wouldn't you love to go back and talk to someone from the 20s and find out there naive?

[337] What do you guys do?

[338] No, how boring was life back then?

[339] No wonder they were all into hopscotch and shit like that and jump rope.

[340] Yeah.

[341] After a while, that just seems like so much fun.

[342] Yeah.

[343] Reading books and shit.

[344] Remember that?

[345] Horses.

[346] Remember when people read books?

[347] I rarely read.

[348] I get almost 90 % of my reading I get done with audiobooks, 90%.

[349] Yeah, that's way easier.

[350] Yeah, it's great to do while running, too.

[351] Like, it does two things at the same time.

[352] It gives me some shit to think about that kind of like propels me while I'm running.

[353] The only thing I do, I would do worry about, what do you mean?

[354] Getting cat by a cat.

[355] Oh.

[356] Do you worry about that.

[357] man yeah I worry about that legitimately I've been hiking more than ever lately and sometimes we're on some trails or I have a rock ready to go I carry a knife it's a good move I carry a knife when I run it's a good move yeah it's not likely it's not likely people like oh my god you're paranoid two people were killed by mountain lions last year and a kid got bit by a mountain lion just a couple days ago.

[358] Jamie, I'm getting over a cold, folks.

[359] If I sound snotty.

[360] But if two people got killed by werewolves, would you go out when the moon is full?

[361] You would be like, fuck that.

[362] If two people in Seattle got killed by werewolves, when there's a full moon, you're going to lock your fucking doors.

[363] Am I in Seattle when I go out?

[364] If it happened in Seattle, where am I?

[365] In Seattle?

[366] Well, the guy who's the werewolf, could have got on a plane, went to San Francisco.

[367] It's totally possible.

[368] Or just walked.

[369] But if you knew there was a real werewolf that was on the full moon was possibly going to kill somebody.

[370] Sometimes he didn't.

[371] Sometimes the full moon comes and goes and nobody dies because everybody's smart and they all stay indoors.

[372] Yeah, for sure.

[373] Yeah, you would stay out of the fucking.

[374] But you know the odds would be astronomical, just like like jaws.

[375] Like you know if you get dropped in the middle of the ocean, you know that it'll take this guy has a fucking mountain line and that's a, what is that?

[376] a mountain line that's like a that's a domestic cat is that a bobcat that looks like a cat looks like a no that's a domestic cat see those ears it's like a really wild domestic cat what is it called see carry a shit see it's it hiss is at him the guy might be a dick the guy doing that fucking with that cat might be a dick he's trying to get it to hiss I guess they have a good relationship it looks like those What were those two, they look like that, like yelling at each other?

[377] Holy shit.

[378] Bro, that is a, what kind of animal is that?

[379] It's not Lynx, is it?

[380] I don't know.

[381] Too stupid.

[382] The video doesn't say what it is.

[383] I saw, um, crazy.

[384] I saw Lynx in real life once.

[385] It's crazy looking.

[386] Like a big, these big giant fluffy feet.

[387] I saw them up in, uh, Alberta.

[388] Big weird crazy feet.

[389] Like, almost like they're wearing shoes.

[390] Very strange looking cat.

[391] Like a big old furry cat in the woods in Canada.

[392] It's so strange, man. You look at it.

[393] You're like, what the fuck are you?

[394] You ever see a lynx?

[395] Yeah, that's not what it was.

[396] I'm not too sure what the difference between a lynx and a cougar is.

[397] That's what I saw.

[398] I saw him one of those motherfuckers.

[399] I was like, what is that?

[400] Oh, they're fluffier.

[401] Bro, they're super hairy because they're cats that's what it's like.

[402] That one of the long legs right there, Jamie.

[403] That's like exactly what I saw.

[404] And it was in the snow, too.

[405] Or it was not in the snow, rather.

[406] It was nice.

[407] It was in the forest floor, like green, too.

[408] And the feet are designed so that they can move quickly over snow.

[409] They almost act as snow shoes Like so do wolves Like wolves have big ass feet And they spread out That's what it looked like We were driving down the road And we saw that guy on the side of the road And we were like, what is that What the fuck?

[410] It's so weird to see one in real life If you see it at the zoo You wouldn't even look at it He'd pass by that cage He'd be like, what the fuck is that?

[411] Where is the fucking tigers at?

[412] Wackass little cat And the crazy polar bears But if you see it in the woods man It's like the greatest thing You've ever seen in your life you're like wow look at it look at it like a porcupine if I see a porcupine I'm driving I'll stop my car like look at that whoa do they still do they really shoot no no no no they don't shoot them they don't shoot them no no no no no no no no do porcupines no no they don't shoot them they don't chew them that's a myth they just have barbs so if you bite them you get stuck up how crazy is that everyone thought that growing up like in the 80s because kids lie they shot you with thorns kids fucking lie they probably tell their dad He shot him at me dead.

[413] I'm trying a cartoon or something.

[414] Yeah.

[415] Yeah, that's possible too, right?

[416] Like, everybody thinks coyotes are stupid.

[417] Yeah, like Jaws.

[418] You know, Jaws pretty much scared 95 % of the population out of the ocean.

[419] Oh, yeah.

[420] Out of the ocean.

[421] Well, the odds are.

[422] You heard about that guy that just got jacked.

[423] By that great, right?

[424] Yeah, they don't know what kind of shark got him, but got bitten Maui.

[425] I think Maui that's a lot of tiger sharks, right?

[426] Yeah, yeah.

[427] Surfer?

[428] A surfer?

[429] No, I think it was a guy standing in a reshurt.

[430] resort, just swimming.

[431] Died?

[432] Dead as fuck.

[433] They found his body?

[434] They got him.

[435] I mean, they brought him back to the beach, but he had horrific wounds.

[436] He died.

[437] God, did it just happened?

[438] Yeah, just happened.

[439] Yeah, man, sharks are no joke.

[440] It's a terrifying animal.

[441] And again, if there was a fucking werewolf running around the woods.

[442] Exactly.

[443] And a werewolf just killed a guy last week.

[444] Would you go to the woods?

[445] Yeah, it'd be just like Jaws.

[446] They had it on the news?

[447] No, no one would go.

[448] But the thing is that sharks are sharks 24 hours a day, seven days a week.

[449] They don't only on full moons become sharks.

[450] But what about guys that say that that's totally blown out of proportion?

[451] They swim with sharks.

[452] They get in the ocean with sharks.

[453] They're right.

[454] They're right.

[455] I think the Great White is the only one that the divers, those crazy divers, don't get in the water with, right?

[456] But I think there was a lady that swam with a Great White.

[457] Yeah, there's pictures of a...

[458] It's like a chick, right?

[459] We were looking at her Instagram page once, Young Jamie.

[460] Do you remember that lady?

[461] yeah man is it a trick like she knows she knows if it's pregnant you could go swim with it or something you know like uh those videos of of babies playing with king cobras and then you you find out that they defang them right so they can't hurt you at all they take away their venom sack too i think if that if they have a thing i might have made that up what's the venom sack is that a real thing is that like a nut sack but it sounds like i made it up they have this shark tag brunswick the shark it's an eight foot nine inch white shark that's been just recently spotted yesterday or today, I guess, outside of Ocean City, Maryland.

[462] Oh, yeah?

[463] Yeah, this is the way its Twitter account works.

[464] They're like, it speaks in the first person.

[465] What?

[466] What if it kills somebody?

[467] I'm sorry, he was tasty.

[468] I think it's still going to keep up the Twitter account if we know that shark killed somebody.

[469] Look, if it gets hungry enough, all these assholes are overfishing the oceans.

[470] You overfish the fuck out of those oceans?

[471] Eventually those sharks, they're going to turn on each other.

[472] You know, that's what's happening with snakes in the Everglades.

[473] Do you know about that?

[474] Dude, you don't know about the Everglades?

[475] Nope.

[476] Anacondas and pythons and shit.

[477] Mostly pythons.

[478] Because dudes had him his pets and they let him go.

[479] Eddie, they're finding them now.

[480] They're 17, 18 feet long.

[481] Anacondas or pythons?

[482] Shit.

[483] They're eating alligators.

[484] They did a study.

[485] Is there a video of that?

[486] Oh yeah, yeah, yeah.

[487] They have photos of it and there's video.

[488] There's video.

[489] You can watch them eating an alligator.

[490] In Florida.

[491] In Florida.

[492] God damn.

[493] They're giant.

[494] And they're infested.

[495] So they did like a biological survey of the Everglades and they were down like 99 % in some animals like deer 99 % marsh hair like like 98 % 95 % raccoons that kind of shit they don't see anything are they killing people too oh they'll they for sure some fucking rednecks have disappeared and they just don't talk about it.

[496] Guarantee a guarantee a guarantee we'll just let that go if you wanted to get rid of somebody man take them to python country are they are they are Are they doing anything to control the population of these snakes?

[497] That's how much you can do.

[498] Have you ever seen the Everglades?

[499] You get to set up traps.

[500] Are you kidding?

[501] Show any bravo.

[502] Inhealbillies are geniuses with that kind of shit.

[503] Oh, there's too many of them.

[504] There's over 150 ,000.

[505] Of what?

[506] Snakes.

[507] Yeah, there's over 150 ,000 pythons.

[508] How did they count?

[509] They have rough estimates based on quadrants.

[510] So, like, what they'll do is they'll take, like, and it's not 100 % accurate.

[511] Unless they tag all of them, in which they case, they're assholes, they should just kill them.

[512] because they're an invasive species for people who don't know.

[513] They're not from Florida at all.

[514] So they're just devastating the ecosystem and they're turning on alligators.

[515] They're eating alligators now because they've basically run out of everything else to eat.

[516] It's a crazy fucking animal.

[517] So what they would do is they would take, I would guess, like a chunk of the Everglades, you know, like 100 square yards or something like that and they'd measure the amount.

[518] And then they would do another one.

[519] They would do it like several places and then take an average.

[520] And then calculate all the square footage and that's why they'll be pro or con. You would think like hundreds of people.

[521] would have been killed already no because I don't think that many people first of all go in there and I don't think they want to eat people I think they probably don't know what the fuck a person is where they see a rabbit or some other shit that probably looks like food people are wearing clothes I'm just guessing I know they do jack people though overseas there's been horrible videos of guys getting cut out of giant snakes you never seen that yeah yeah I've seen that's crazy yeah some poor villager yeah woman missing and then they find the snake and they go we found her like they know Oh, they found it.

[522] Look at this motherfucker.

[523] Bounty Hunter kills gargantuan Burmese Python gets $375 bucks and earns our undying gratitude.

[524] Holy shit.

[525] 17 and a half feet.

[526] What part of Florida?

[527] What, like Jacksonville or something?

[528] The Everglades, wherever the Everglades are.

[529] North of Miami.

[530] The Everglades is a giant ass swamp.

[531] On the Gulf side?

[532] Middle.

[533] Like the both sides kind of depending.

[534] It's like a big swamp land.

[535] Show Eddie an overhead view of the Everglades because the Everglades are fucking bananas.

[536] one thing that they found that was interesting it's like all that yeah that shit yeah so that all that stuff is dense dense swamp that's just monster soup the tip of the dick of Florida is monster soup that's what that is you got some leaves you got some basil you got some fucking snakes you got some grass you got some shit growing out of the ground and you've got fucking alligators and snakes in a aliens versus predator battle to the death how would Joey describe the Everglades Listen cock sucker These fucking dirty white people With their stinky feet Oh you want a fucking snake Oh what are you are Oh I'm a Wiccan Get the fuck out of here The guy kicks his fucking kid out of the house The kid can't feed the snake Next thing you know Monster Soup Shit I mean it really is down to these two super predators battling it out to the death.

[537] And right now, I mean, I don't see any pictures of the alligators eating the pythons.

[538] Do we have video of alligators eating pythons?

[539] They're eating each other.

[540] Okay.

[541] So I guess it's just Everybody's eating everybody.

[542] Oh, Jesus Christ, man. I think he's got a whole deer in its body.

[543] Is this Florida?

[544] Yeah.

[545] It's just the same article.

[546] Jesus Christ, man. They can swallow a whole deer.

[547] That is so nuts.

[548] They're not even as wide us imagine not being as wide as a person and you can swallow a whole deer it says it had a 35 pound white -tailed fawn in it it was eating 100 and 11 .1 % oh 11 .1 % no 10011 % it was a 31 pound snake eating a 35 pound deer oh my god oh my god yeah they don't give a fuck they didn't read that part oh my god that is so ridiculous yeah they can eat their whole body weight but did you ever see that you've seen that we've showed that video of the frog or a, was a frog or a toad that ate the mouse?

[549] Sure.

[550] The mouse is bigger than him, bro.

[551] He just fucking eats it.

[552] He just, I didn't know that toads did that.

[553] I had no idea.

[554] This video, there's like the little white mouse is in this cage.

[555] Just like looking around with this frog.

[556] And this frog just like slowly comes closer to him, slowly comes closer.

[557] And then swat, swoop.

[558] Just half his body.

[559] And you see this mouse trying to kick and get the fuck out of there?

[560] And the frog just like slowly.

[561] chokes them down.

[562] I had no idea.

[563] It just ate insects.

[564] That's what I thought too.

[565] They figured it out.

[566] See, if people believe in evolution, right?

[567] I believe in evolution.

[568] If people believe in evolution, why do we think it stops with us?

[569] Why don't we think these goddamn frogs are going to take over?

[570] Maybe like one of the first signs of it was this peppy the frog controversy on the internet.

[571] Maybe it's shots fired, things to come.

[572] These frogs are going to start eating meat now.

[573] Maybe these frogs are eating meat.

[574] That's what's going on.

[575] How did that start?

[576] Pepe the frog, was that around before Trump?

[577] What is this, Jamie?

[578] Oh, I've seen this.

[579] The frog has a snake in its mouth, and the snake's fucking attacking a cat.

[580] Whoa.

[581] Well, the cat comes over to swat the fucking snake.

[582] Cats are ruthless, bro.

[583] Cats are ruthless.

[584] Yeah, it's just a compilation of frog is eating shit.

[585] Well, there's one that's like super specific that I found on...

[586] See how he used his hand?

[587] You see how he used his hand to stuff that worm?

[588] Look at this one.

[589] Here's one.

[590] Oh, they're only showing part of it.

[591] It's just, it's a bunch of shit.

[592] Like, look how he gets that whole mouse in his mouth.

[593] Damn.

[594] This isn't even the same one.

[595] So there must be multiple videos of, I guess that's a toad.

[596] Is that a frog or a toad?

[597] I honestly do not know the difference in that one, but I think frogs are like green.

[598] Frogs live in water, right?

[599] And toads hang out on the grass, right?

[600] I think they When I was in Costa Rica The first night I was in I went with a bunch of friends And they had this mansion dude Right there in the Jones Oh he talked about I remember Yeah And and the first night I doused my whole I knew the bugs Were gonna come out So I was When we got there I'm like oh my God I'm gonna get attacked by bugs So I went to the neighborhood store And bought all they're off And just use it like Like moose all over my body And we sat We were sitting there As the sun set, we were at the pool.

[601] There was like 10 of us at the pool.

[602] And as the sun was setting, all these frogs just appeared out of nowhere.

[603] It was scary.

[604] And the guy that lived there said, trust me, don't be scared.

[605] They're going to be your friends.

[606] Like, what do you mean?

[607] He goes, trust me, we're going to need them.

[608] And go for the bugs.

[609] He goes, yes.

[610] So when the sun went down, we're at a pool in this JZ -type mansion at a pool in the middle of the jungle.

[611] And there's all these frogs everywhere.

[612] And then the bugs started coming.

[613] You never saw the same bug twice.

[614] And it was like Braveheart, dude.

[615] They were, all these frogs, you just see them attacking these bugs.

[616] It was, like, a war.

[617] It was crazy.

[618] And the bugs lost, dude.

[619] The bugs lost.

[620] The frogs jacked the bugs?

[621] Dude, like those white walkers, dude, they fucked them up, dude.

[622] Wow, that's an amazing video.

[623] It was very entertaining.

[624] It was very entertaining.

[625] We were just sitting there going, holy shit.

[626] Get those bugs.

[627] Fuck those bugs up.

[628] Why doesn't someone make a documentary about that?

[629] It's crazy.

[630] The war, the daily war in the jungle.

[631] When the bugs come out, fucking frogs eat.

[632] Wow, bugs and frogs.

[633] What a weird place to choose to put a mansion.

[634] When I get, you want to be able to scream and not getting trouble.

[635] One thing I learned about that trip is there's the people that like that shit are the people that will, like, they'll see a tarantula and pick it up and try to scare you with it and then the fucking eat it or whatever.

[636] Like, you have to be one of those people.

[637] Like, you know, people like me who are scared of bugs, I'm not a jungle guy.

[638] I'm a snow guy.

[639] I just went to Lake Tahoe.

[640] We went to Squaw Valley.

[641] That's my shit.

[642] Snow, too cold for any bugs.

[643] The jungle, if I never go to another jungle ever, I wouldn't give a shit.

[644] I had a horrible time that, the last time I was in a jungle.

[645] Brian Callan had a similar story about when he was trying to be a bugged scientist.

[646] What's that called?

[647] Fuck a jungle.

[648] What you're trying to be?

[649] Entomologist.

[650] An entomologist.

[651] And he was hanging out in the jungle.

[652] jungle with these people and they had to put turpentine on the posts of the like the platform with the tent sat on for the ants yeah because the ants would be marching through the jungles he said you hear them walk it you could hear them yeah you could hear the ants there's so many of you can hear them fuck that shoo pooh fuck a jungle dude fuck a jungle that's why if you have a choose between cold or or unbearable heat i always choose cold yeah the thing about cold is it's like you can get warm you know when you're hot you can't really get cool it's hard you can get cool in your house but you could start a fire in your house and you just wear warm clothes outside and you just live smart yeah it's like the challenges of that's interesting when you look at like population in the world because in this country it's not the world but in this country all the places where it gets really cold population gets limited like it's only going to get so big but when things are like sweet real nice like especially like L .A. like ooh people just pile in but i guess new york's the argument against that because new yorks phoenix though it's opposite it's like super hot there melts everybody yeah but people like to party down there you like to party if you like to party you go to phoenix oh man this is where i live i live in phoenix open carry state the fucking sheriff our pile makes everybody wear pink underwear and pink jumpsuits and shit's crazy state if you look at where people live i think generally speaking white people like cold and and darker people like the heat it seems that way because if you look at the north pole what genetically if you look at the north pole looking down on it all the surrounding countries they're all white right but you know why right because they want to be next to the they want to be close to the north pole is that why they want to be santa's first stop hey there's there's uh it's supposedly a magical place the north pole well it's because they don't get any vitamin D up there because it's hot as fuck where they're from and sunny where they're from originally and then as people migrated and got these northern climates their skin became paler and paler like a solar panel for vitamin D that's where you get it you get it from the sun so because they don't get much vitamin D because there's no fucking sun out it's cold as shit and it's cloudy in England and Ireland and all these places where people are really really white it's fucking cloudy all the time man it's cold as fuck so you're not getting that vitamin d plus your whole body's covered and fucking minks and animal skins and shit that's why they're all white they're all from the same thing that's what's weird about it but there's also some some growing evidence that there was a whole gang of different kinds of people they're finding these new russian people called denisovans they found bones of them so they think there was like maybe a bunch of other versions of human beings that we just lost in time and then you're gonna probably find it as people like get further and further into DNA testing.

[653] They'll find more and more different versions of people and people.

[654] There's supposedly a lost empire in Russia called Tardia.

[655] You ever heard about that?

[656] No. Yeah, it's supposedly erased from all history for different reasons.

[657] I don't really know that much about it, but it keeps popping up on YouTube.

[658] If I was a juvenile, I would make a joke about the name of it.

[659] Tardia?

[660] Yeah, I would make a joke.

[661] What would you say?

[662] I'd say something terrible.

[663] Like what?

[664] Tardia.

[665] I can't think of anything.

[666] I wonder why they didn't make it.

[667] Okay.

[668] That guy, Graham Hancock, who wrote that book.

[669] Did you ever listen to that podcast I did with him recently?

[670] Not the recent one.

[671] Dude, he was talking about the Amazon and that hidden civilizations that were at one point in time in the Amazon, then European settlers, or European explorers, rather, came there and gave him smallpox, and it burned through the entire fucking population, just like it burned through the Native Americans.

[672] Same deal, and just wiped out these huge cities.

[673] people just abandoned these huge cities.

[674] And he was saying that at one point in time, they think as much as 20 million people are living in the Amazon.

[675] Then they had these really big, established cities.

[676] So now they're using this stuff called LiDAR.

[677] It's like light, like laser, that they shoot from a fucking plane and they make maps of the jungle.

[678] They're finding cities.

[679] They're finding cities.

[680] Dude, it's crazy.

[681] It's amazing to watch.

[682] Because the first European explorers, when they went to the Amazon, according to Grant Hancock, in his book, which is called America before the first European explorers when they came to the Amazon they were like oh my God this is incredible these they have these massive cities and sophisticated culture and they wrote back about it then when people came back hundreds of years later everything was gone it was all just engulfed by the jungle because all the people died off after the fucking European explorers came so the European explorers came they spread their diseases they came I don't know how many boats over how much time They wrote things about it And then everybody fucking died They died Like a just like a haunted curse Like they brought a curse To a place And then the jungle Overcame the city And grew through the pillars of the floor And just took over And now they're finding it Through all this new sophisticated technology Where they could scan Through the trees And just get images of what the ground looks like And then they take this image of the ground And you could see these grids See buildings It's amazing irrigations that they could survive in the jungle with all that fungus and bacteria and viruses and bugs and all that shit but smallpox takes them out smallpox jacked them they weren't ready for it they didn't have it was probably not just smallpox it was probably a gang of diseases that the I mean smallpox for sure killed a lot of people during that time period so they assume it was smallpox and smallpox most likely was one of the diseases but I bet they gave them a bunch of other diseases too these fucking people had no immune system for any of the shit the Europeans were running over there.

[683] And I bet the same thing would happen if someone from there went to Europe.

[684] I bet they have some weird parasites and weird shit that if they could somehow, I mean, I guess.

[685] You'd imagine, like, people that live in the jungle must be exposed to certain parasites or certain diseases or germs that they don't get in Europe either.

[686] For sure.

[687] Transferring them back and forth like that would probably wouldn't know.

[688] Like, if they went and visited, like a giant ship full of Amazonians, Went to visit Europe.

[689] They probably would have given them some strange diseases.

[690] Yeah, like, dude, can you imagine?

[691] I wonder if those guys brought anything back.

[692] I wonder if they got anything from the Amazon people and brought it back.

[693] Vaginal parasites.

[694] How dare you.

[695] I can't believe you went there, man. Imagine the kind of sexual diseases they had in the Amazon that they were immune to that Europeans were like just dying from.

[696] Oh, the fuck.

[697] Imagine what everybody smelled like with their assholes was a small bike.

[698] They're like coral grown on their dicks.

[699] There's no deodorant.

[700] They probably didn't use.

[701] soap, and you probably got used to it.

[702] You know, they say people are used to smells.

[703] You get, that's why people that live in those towns where they have a factory and everything smells like chicken shit or something like that, those people get used to it.

[704] Or when you're on the 405 and you pass by that Budweiser plant, it smells like, it has that weird.

[705] Like almost fried.

[706] Yeah.

[707] Like, weird fried food or something.

[708] Yeah.

[709] Yeah, like, what is that?

[710] And you drive into San Pedro and it smells like the sewer.

[711] You know, when you're on the 710 or the 110.

[712] There's certain places.

[713] there's certain places where you like in New Jersey when I was a kid I remember there was areas that grew by that had factories and you could see the fucking smoke coming out of the factory they were just spewing it and it would stink the whole fucking city would stink and if you lived there you just had to accept that you know if you lived there there's no fix in that that's just what the town smelled like that was your reality that's crazy what do you think of 5G and all that scared I'm terrified of all that shit Scary.

[714] Yeah, because there's, how much long -term testing have they done?

[715] Zero or negative numbers?

[716] They're putting people off.

[717] They're putting them.

[718] Do you, is that what, when, when I'm driving around with my family, my wife is obsessed with recognizing plates.

[719] She's always calling out Florida, Oregon, she's, her and my son, they got a little game they play.

[720] They're always looking at the plates.

[721] I'm always looking at cell phone towers and satellite dishes.

[722] I'm always, like they're, yeah, all satellite.

[723] Dishes point to the southeast for some reason or other.

[724] And that's what I always check them.

[725] They don't point to the north.

[726] In Southern California, that is.

[727] But that's just DirecTV satellite.

[728] That's all satellites.

[729] All satellites.

[730] But every satellite dish, it's pointing to the south.

[731] Consumer satellite dishes?

[732] Every satellite dish that I've seen, I'm obsessed with them.

[733] They're always pointing, they never point to the north.

[734] They're always pointing southeast, all of them.

[735] The great majority of satellite dishes that you see are probably like direct TV or the other one.

[736] I noticed all of them, all of them.

[737] But you go, it's crazy.

[738] I don't know why.

[739] I don't know why.

[740] But also those cell phone towers, I was on this website called smartmetersmurder .com.

[741] Smartmetersmurder.

[742] I was trying to remember.

[743] Smartmetersmurder .com.

[744] Dude, you want to get your fucking head blown off.

[745] Go to that website and read the documents that they're pulling from different agencies.

[746] Dude.

[747] Scary.

[748] What are you talking about?

[749] That weed is kicking in, John.

[750] You know what?

[751] You're going to have to go check that shit out.

[752] But it's like on 5G, but back from, back from their documents from government agencies from 2001, July 2001, it's like this whole, I don't know how big, like 400 page plan for the world.

[753] It's a plan for the world.

[754] Who wrote this plan?

[755] The way you're holding that.

[756] While you do it, it is quite hilarious.

[757] It's the perfect, like if someone was talking about a conspiracy thing.

[758] theory and they had a blunt and they were just like in the full bore conspiracy talk while they're holding the joint it's so scary dude that i don't even want to talk about it let's change the subject you know if you want to look into it go to smart meters dot com smart meters murder dot com but it's scary i have read i don't want to talk about it i have read things where people are questioning the the like whether or not 5g is going to be healthy but i haven't seen anything that verifies it is or it isn't i haven't seen anything that says i need to look into it but but just What I'm worried, all told, is that I really think that Wi -Fi signals, all the various signals that surround us all the time, I think they have an effect on us, and I don't know what that effect is.

[759] I don't know if it's negative or positive.

[760] I don't know if it dulls the senses.

[761] It's entirely possible that it does something to dull the senses because it occupies an area.

[762] I mean, if we have the capability of recognizing the fact that there's just signals around us all.

[763] time.

[764] Cellular signals, radio signals, satellite signals, we're surrounded constantly by signals.

[765] Are we absolutely sure that our body doesn't have the capacity to recognize those signals?

[766] Even though we don't have like a really clear method of taking those signals in and then translating them into visuals or into audio, but because we can't like take that serious satellite signal and then have like a player in our head.

[767] Because of that, we assume that we're not taking it in in some way that's what these that's what this uh uh report is about but it's about but this is why i say this is why i say this because when i feel the the least foggy is when i'm in the woods when i'm in the mountains when there's no cell phone service there's no radio service there's no wifi there ain't shit up there's weird how satellites don't work when someone's in the woods but no no satellites do work you could actually not in the woods though no in the wish you get a dish you put on the roof of your car you could Watch TV.

[768] That's a new thing that Steve Ronella...

[769] Don't our phones work on satellites?

[770] No. The phones work on cell towers, but the GPS works on satellites.

[771] Okay.

[772] So your phone still works as a GPS unit when you're in the woods, even if you don't in any signal.

[773] So you can find your way out with a map.

[774] If your phone was on...

[775] You know, there's people that say the GPS, the GPS, the GPS is also run by the towers, too.

[776] They don't need to go into space that you could triangulate your position from towers alone, but that's just a conspiracy here.

[777] Well, you probably could triangulate your position from towers, but you couldn't broadcast is such a gigantic area like you can with satellites.

[778] You can see satellites.

[779] The people that think that satellites aren't real, they need to talk to somebody who make satellites.

[780] They're there.

[781] You can see them with telescopes.

[782] They're up there.

[783] We have the ability to tune in to the very specific spot in the sky with the direct TV and you'll pick up the signal.

[784] That's how you get the signal.

[785] You tune to the spot in the sky where the satellite is and you pick up the signal.

[786] They're real.

[787] People have a problem with fucking everything that's ever existed.

[788] Everything.

[789] Everything's fake.

[790] Everything's fake.

[791] People think the reality's fake.

[792] Most of it is.

[793] How many people think that we're living in a simulation?

[794] Really, really fucking smart people think it.

[795] That's okay.

[796] That's okay.

[797] That isn't crazy.

[798] That's the craziest thing about all conspiracy theories.

[799] Like people that are not on that side, there's a conspiracy theory.

[800] It's a side.

[801] And then there's the people way on the other side.

[802] Those motherfuckers are totally into, man, we live in a computer.

[803] That is hilarious.

[804] That's not logical.

[805] that's illogical.

[806] Well, the reason why they think that is because someday there's going to be a program.

[807] But there's no proof, though.

[808] Hey, it may be true.

[809] It may be true.

[810] Maybe we do live in a computer.

[811] But, dude, there's no evidence.

[812] No, there's no evidence.

[813] And these conspiracy theories of if you look into each one individually, damn, maybe it's true.

[814] Maybe it's not.

[815] But there's actual evidence.

[816] Is it enough evidence to prove it one way or another?

[817] Who knows?

[818] But don't talk shit on, like, government.

[819] made conspiracy.

[820] It's, dude, I've never heard, I've never heard anybody like, but it's easy to categorize people like that.

[821] The same people that believe this, believe that.

[822] You haven't done any surveys.

[823] No, no, okay, for sure I haven't done any surveys.

[824] This is all based on the people that I come in contact with.

[825] Dude, I, I would say people, you know, 80 % of my students, they're not conspiracy theorists.

[826] They don't even think about it.

[827] They're just like regular people.

[828] They don't, they don't, they don't, they don't concern themselves with it.

[829] Right.

[830] You know what I mean?

[831] They think it's amusing that I'm into But they're not into it.

[832] That's hilarious.

[833] You know what I mean?

[834] But those same people when you're saying, dude, you know, Elon Musk says that we might live in a computer.

[835] And everyone's like, it may be true.

[836] But dude, there's zero evidence of that.

[837] That we live in a fucking computer.

[838] What was the evidence?

[839] Where's the evidence?

[840] What did someone, someone propose some sort of theory that proves that life is a hologram?

[841] It wasn't a hologram.

[842] That life is a simulation.

[843] Someone proved that?

[844] I'd like to see that.

[845] I tried reading this book, The Holographic universe, but I, I didn't get into it.

[846] Maybe I should revisit it.

[847] I'm not saying it's not true.

[848] I'm just saying there's no evidence.

[849] But what I'm saying is it might not be the same fucking people that you're talking about that do or don't believe.

[850] But people definitely get rigid.

[851] It's cool to believe that.

[852] You could talk to people like, you know, Elon Musk said it.

[853] It's like a cool thing.

[854] Like, you know, you could be way on the left.

[855] You could be way.

[856] And just like, yeah, we might live in a computer, man. It's interesting.

[857] That's fascinating to me. I think the reason why they say that is because one day we will.

[858] and we all know it we all know it we all know that one day you could be in something that's as ridiculous as what you're experiencing right now and it could be a simulation yes yes but they believe that's already happened yeah we're already in a computer they might not necessarily believe it but they're entertaining the idea that's what the theory is we might be in a computer simulation you know what I mean we might be living in a computer simulation yeah maybe maybe I'm not saying we don't I'm just saying dude there's no evidence of that right but the keywords might So to just explore an idea, like, are we living in a simulation?

[859] It doesn't mean you believe it.

[860] I see nothing wrong with that.

[861] That's what I'm talking about.

[862] That's like a conspiracy.

[863] That should be one of the, you should lump, it's logical to lump that in with all those, like, 9 -11 conspiracy.

[864] Like 9 -11, for instance, there's lots of evidence that it was an inside job.

[865] But that's a crazy conspiracy to most people.

[866] But if you look into it, there's science, their science supports that it was an inside job.

[867] But then science disputes that.

[868] No, but still.

[869] But still there's evidence that dispute it.

[870] No, no, for sure.

[871] But there's evidence, right?

[872] I'm not saying whether it's true or not.

[873] I'm just saying, I don't want to go into a 911 inside job conversation.

[874] No, no, I'm just using that.

[875] I'm just using that as an example.

[876] Like, that's a crazy conspiracy theory.

[877] But there's a lot of evidence, whether it's true or not.

[878] Who knows?

[879] You know what I mean?

[880] I think it was an inside job, but a lot of people don't and whatever.

[881] But there's zero evidence of us living in a computer simulation.

[882] Right, but we're not talking about the same people.

[883] They might not be the same.

[884] people that believe one or the other they're lumping them together no no no no I'm not there are different people I mean I know but the people that don't want to believe that and don't want to look at the evidence I'm saying aren't necessarily the same exact people as the people that believe winter simulation you're right you're right I have there's no poll on it I haven't taken a poll I know just connecting it to 911 you just went you wanted to talk about it so you got us into it that's yeah we don't want to talk about 9 -11 I was just using that as an example I know what you're saying you know people believe weird shit they definitely do like like the people that really want to believe in Bigfoot or the people that really want to believe in UFOs.

[885] Like UFOs are coming back right now.

[886] Everybody's talking about you stronger than ever.

[887] Bigger than ever.

[888] Stronger than ever.

[889] That should tell you something.

[890] Dave Foley's hooked.

[891] Dave Foley from news radio.

[892] Remember Dave Foley?

[893] Hooked.

[894] We text each other almost exclusively about UFO evidence.

[895] Dude.

[896] You know me, dude.

[897] You know me, dude.

[898] I was the biggest.

[899] What's this?

[900] New York Times a couple days ago.

[901] Oh, wow.

[902] What is that?

[903] Navy pilots report unidentified flying objects.

[904] here's the thing though we don't know what kind of shit the Chinese have figured out we don't know what kind of shit the Russians have figured out we assume that we know because but we didn't let them know about the stealth bomber or any of the crazy shit that they were building an area 51 we didn't let them know do you know me I was balls deep into the UFO community dude my tat the first tattoo I got is I got an alien on my left arm in an Egyptian garb I was into fucking ancient Egypt the conspiracy side of the ancient Egypt.

[905] There's the mainstream Egyptology.

[906] I was into the, oh, look what Graham Hancock is saying.

[907] And UFOs.

[908] Balls deep.

[909] That's so fun.

[910] There's so much proof in my head.

[911] There was so much proof that the government was trying to cover up.

[912] Look, why are they covering it up?

[913] Why are they covering it up?

[914] Look at all these guys.

[915] Pilots from the Air Force are saying they saw UFOs.

[916] Pilots from the Navy are saying they saw UFOs.

[917] Dudes from the Pentagon.

[918] It's got to be true.

[919] That's a dude.

[920] That's a dude.

[921] CIA pilot he's saying it so when you're when you're balls deep and you really want to believe it you look at it that way you're like look there's all these government officials saying they saw UFOs and they got their own UFO story you know and then um you know you listen to bill cooper and he was former office of naval intelligence officer and you know and and when you hear what he says shit he wrote that book behold the pale white horse he but that guy said crazy shit he said there's a base on the moon.

[922] Not that guy.

[923] That's Behold a pale white horse.

[924] He said there's a base on the moon?

[925] Yes, yes.

[926] No, he, at first...

[927] Didn't he?

[928] At first, no, you're talking about...

[929] I think he did.

[930] Lear, you're talking about that guy.

[931] Bob Lazar's friend.

[932] That guy's crazy too, right?

[933] Totally.

[934] What does that guy say?

[935] He says that there's millions of people on each planet, and they're all...

[936] Every planet has millions of people.

[937] Is he the guy that owns Skinwalker Ranch?

[938] I don't know, but he was a part of...

[939] His dad owned Lear Jet.

[940] Right, right.

[941] I forget what his first name is.

[942] Seems like a super rich troll.

[943] Totally.

[944] When he says the crazy shit, he says, I'm like, this guy's having a good time fucking with people.

[945] Yeah, totally, totally.

[946] But Bill Cooper says that because his job was to prepare notes, top secret notes, classified shit for meetings with high -level people in the military.

[947] and he was based on what he was reading he was like damn UFOs are real look I have proof so that at first he was like for sure UFOs are real and for sure they're hiding that's what he was saying he was preaching that then he learned later they let him whistleblow he never got busted for whistleblown that they they want him they wanted him to leak that UFO that's what his conclusion was he started to realize wait a minute they want me to leak this And then he got to the point where he believes that all UFO abductions, like all, like the, he believed that everything was a product of the government.

[948] All UFO sightings, abductions, they're taking you in.

[949] He believes it's like the CIA doing that shit.

[950] And he was, that's what he was really about before.

[951] And then he got killed.

[952] He got murdered, man. They went up to his ranch and fucked him up.

[953] If they wanted to really fuck with you, this is what I think they would do.

[954] They, first of all, they would put acid on your shit they put acid on your doorknob or something like that because there was a dude who found something i forget what he found some old thing and as he was opening it up he just by touching it it was like some old thing it was dipped in acid and he went on an acid trip for like six hours so this is what they'd do they'd dose you up they'd somehow or another dose you up whether touching a doorknob just find the guy it's a unrelated story it's like It's a guy that was cleaning a board like this, a soundboard.

[955] That's what it was.

[956] He touched it.

[957] That's what it was.

[958] He's just like, uh, tell him his girlfriend's like, I think I'm fucking high.

[959] Yes.

[960] And they ended up testing and it was.

[961] That's exactly the story.

[962] That's exactly the story.

[963] So they could do that to you and then sneak up on you with some special effects.

[964] Wear some fucking crazy mask and fucking flash you with lights and you're so crazy high.

[965] You don't know what the fuck's going on.

[966] They grab you and put you on a desk and tell you, you've been abducted by aliens from another planet.

[967] You don't think they fucked with people and did stuff like that?

[968] They do for a fact.

[969] Have you seen the documentary abducted in plain sight?

[970] No, I have not.

[971] Which one's that?

[972] What's that about?

[973] Dude, that's exact.

[974] Is that about UFOs?

[975] Well, it's sort of, sort of this guy.

[976] He was married, had a couple kids.

[977] He was tight with the family who had three daughters.

[978] He was a predator.

[979] So he targeted the 12 -year -old.

[980] And what he did is he had, like, fucked with the mom, Fuck with the dad.

[981] Fuck with the dad.

[982] He had sex with the dad.

[983] Sexual relations.

[984] Fuck the dad.

[985] The dad jerked him off.

[986] Oh, Jesus.

[987] They talk about this on the pop.

[988] The guy just jerked him off?

[989] The guy jerked him off.

[990] He convinced the guy to jerk him off.

[991] How weird.

[992] So we wanted blackmail on the parents.

[993] Right.

[994] So that once he took the daughter, they couldn't say shit.

[995] And that's the blackmail?

[996] Because he jerked him off?

[997] And he fucked with the mother too.

[998] And it was a secret.

[999] So of course that guy doesn't want none of that shit out of him.

[1000] So that guy take his kid?

[1001] He's going to, he has to take the daughter horseback riding.

[1002] So, and they were like, okay, so he takes the daughter horseback riding.

[1003] And what he does is he starts telling her that there's all these alien abductions going on.

[1004] And we got to be careful for aliens.

[1005] She's 12 years old.

[1006] So he's setting her up.

[1007] So what he does, he drugs her, she wakes up, she's strapped to a table.

[1008] He's got a speaker with alien voices coming out.

[1009] And the alien, and she wakes up, she doesn't know where she's at.

[1010] She's like, oh, my God.

[1011] And this alien voice says that she is responsible for saving.

[1012] the earth.

[1013] She has to marry that dude.

[1014] She has to marry the dude.

[1015] In the alien voice, you have to marry Bob, and you have to have this, but you can't tell nobody.

[1016] Kind of drugs.

[1017] I don't know.

[1018] And then she passes out again, and she wakes up, and she's not strapped.

[1019] She's looking around the trailer, and she sees the guy, he's pretending, he's all fucked up, and she's like, waking him up, and he's like, you know, has fake blood on him or whatever.

[1020] And then he wakes up, and then she tells him, we've been abducted by aliens, and I need to have your child.

[1021] Oh, my.

[1022] He tricked her.

[1023] So from the age of 12 to 16, he owned her, dude.

[1024] They end up catching him with the girl like a week later.

[1025] FBI gets involved, and the girl can't tell anybody or everyone dies.

[1026] So she's obsessed.

[1027] Now she's back with her family.

[1028] The guy's in jail for like a day because, you know what he does?

[1029] He has his lawyers send letters to the mother and father to make him sign like that it was consensual.

[1030] he threatened the blackmail so they signed it and let him out they signed and they let him out and then he goes to like the next date over but that chick she's like she's 12 13 14 and she's obsessed with him she has to save the world so that that's an example of and then it turns out it turns out that I think the guy was CIA probably and he knew those techniques that's how they get people they fill them up say there's all these alien abductions get them all scared and then boom when they do it they believe it Jesus Christ.

[1031] Yeah, so that's just M .K. Ultras shit, dude.

[1032] She got M .K. Ultrad.

[1033] I guarantee you they did that to people who are, like, political enemies.

[1034] Fuck out.

[1035] Why wouldn't they do that?

[1036] It's easy.

[1037] It's easy.

[1038] It just seems like something they would do, too.

[1039] It just seems like it makes sense.

[1040] And then Bill Cooper said that the mutilated cattle thing, that people were saying, oh, you UFOs are taking them because the, you know, the organs were taken out so surgically that we don't have the, the, but what Bill Cooper, he got balls.

[1041] deep into that.

[1042] He started getting into breaking down what's really happening with UFOs.

[1043] He's going, oh shit.

[1044] The government is pretending to cover it up.

[1045] They want to push it.

[1046] They want people to believe in aliens.

[1047] So what do you think that the cattle mutilations were?

[1048] You think they were testing weapons on these cattle?

[1049] Bill Cooper said it was really simple.

[1050] All the cattle were found by military bases.

[1051] And what they do is they're constantly checking radiation levels around bases constantly.

[1052] So what they do is if there's cows, they'll routinely take a cow take out its rectum take out of certain organs surgically and then they dump them just to scare people just let them, it'll kill two birds with one stone they really needed to get some radiation tests but it's always good to push UFOs it's always good to scare people with aliens I wonder if those cattle abductions if they coincided with areas where there was like some sort of toxic dump you know there's something ammunition dump or something like that like anything where some corner like do they have more of them around nevada where they did all those nuclear tests i'm not sure but the gist of what bill cooper said was they were all found near military bases and he know like once he looked into it's like oh i know what they're doing they're checking radiation levels and they're scaring people at the same time that makes sense because it was surgically removed right like people can do that like why would that eliminate the possibility that people could do it of course people could do it but you know people are like dude only aliens could do that and then they take it and then they move it another place so that the blood is not in the spot where they find the animal that's all it is did i'm a crazy uh that's how they catch poachers you know do you know that how they catch poachers that way sometimes they find out where the gut pile is it's like say if you uh you didn't really have a tag to shoot a deer and then uh you shot a deer in another place where you're not supposed to be but you have a tag at a different place you you just you because there's some places where it's easier to get tags you just take the deer out of the forbidden place take a picture of it or something like that and then go back home well they busted people because they like park rangers recognize certain mountain peaks and they're like no no no you weren't there i know exactly what you were when you when you killed this deer you were at a different place and then they go to that different place and they go they look at the picture and they try to coordinate and then they find the gut pile and then they convict people of poaching that's happened before they look at the photos yeah yeah so like so that's what bill cooper that makes sense that they would do that.

[1053] They would, they would, because when you, if you think you took that animal and killed it and cut it and left this big bloody pot and then put it in a truck and then dragged it 10 miles away and dropped it off there, people be like, this is crazy, there's no blood at the scene of the crime.

[1054] All the blood's missing.

[1055] It's been surgically removed.

[1056] Like, no one can do this.

[1057] This is impossible.

[1058] There's literally no blood on the ground.

[1059] Yeah, because they put it there, you fuck, you fuck wit.

[1060] You think aliens came this far to fuck with cows.

[1061] Imagine if we went all the way up to, like, Neptune to shoot gophers.

[1062] We're just going to go up there and fuck up your gophers.

[1063] Go ahead of your Neptune gopers, just jack them, cut their dicks off, throw them back.

[1064] That's funny, man. That's exactly what they thought aliens did.

[1065] That is hilarious.

[1066] Cattle mutilations are fucking hilarious in that regard.

[1067] You know, it's gross, too, though, that they did it so many times that it became a thing that people looked for, and then they let all these people who believe in aliens anyway, they let all these people just stewing that.

[1068] Because they're trying to scare us.

[1069] They're trying to scare us with aliens, for sure.

[1070] Maybe that's what Bigfoot's about.

[1071] Maybe Bigfoot was about, dude, let's create this mythical monster and have people afraid.

[1072] They don't want people to move in the woods.

[1073] The thing about that, those?

[1074] That's not good for the NWO, the New World War.

[1075] They want people to go into cities, so they create these Bigfoot.

[1076] And if they're not doing it, they should do it, create another Bigfoot.

[1077] That's an easy way.

[1078] That's the most ridiculous reason for believing in Bigfoot I've ever heard.

[1079] That's so funny.

[1080] Bigfoot's been around forever, though, dude.

[1081] They talked about it in, like, Native American culture before.

[1082] Did I bet the Nazis did that, too?

[1083] I bet the Nazis, like, have, I bet if you go to Germany, they have these mythical creatures that they created to scare people out of the woods.

[1084] If they're not doing that, if they're not doing that, damn, they got to give me credit if they started doing it.

[1085] Because that's a good Illuminati move right there, right?

[1086] That's how crazy deep you have to be.

[1087] If you're a conspiracy theorist, if you go so deep, you think that the CIA was in the Native Americans before Columbus landed.

[1088] You go, bro, you don't even understand.

[1089] It had a different name.

[1090] It was a secret Native American organization.

[1091] They taught the European.

[1092] Maybe the CIA of the Apache, because you know they had to have some evil elites that lied to their people, right?

[1093] Maybe they wanted to keep their tribes together.

[1094] So they said, they created these monsters that you can't go out there.

[1095] We're going to protect you.

[1096] You got to stay here.

[1097] Wouldn't that be a good move for?

[1098] It's probably exactly what happened.

[1099] Right?

[1100] And they got these crazy stories of these monsters.

[1101] Yeah, man. You got to stay here.

[1102] We'll protect you.

[1103] Native American CIA.

[1104] Native American CIA.

[1105] Maybe that's just building empires 101.

[1106] You create, you scare them with aliens.

[1107] We got a threat from up here, so we need to protect you.

[1108] And then we got threats down here, too.

[1109] Jaws.

[1110] Maybe Jaws is a CIA movie.

[1111] Let's keep people out the ocean.

[1112] We got to keep them in the cities.

[1113] It's all CIA, bro.

[1114] Everything.

[1115] The CIA is all powerful.

[1116] Imagine they just work for good.

[1117] They do.

[1118] They do.

[1119] You know what?

[1120] They do.

[1121] You know what?

[1122] They do.

[1123] They do.

[1124] Most, I'm sure most of the people in CIA are really legitimately trying to stop communism.

[1125] It's just like a few key.

[1126] Cowboys.

[1127] Yes.

[1128] Cowboys.

[1129] Yeah.

[1130] And anything.

[1131] Cops.

[1132] Right.

[1133] When you hear about corrupt cops, that doesn't mean all cops are corrupt.

[1134] But did you, you ever see that documentary on New York, the 7 -5?

[1135] Mike Dowd, he'd been a guest on Joey's podcast, my podcast.

[1136] He was a corrupt cop.

[1137] Oh, shit.

[1138] Deeply, deeply.

[1139] deeply, deeply corrupt.

[1140] That means he murdered people.

[1141] No, no, no, we got up to that, according to him.

[1142] He's never going to tell you.

[1143] He murdered people.

[1144] He didn't get caught for it.

[1145] But he went to jail, and he says he did, and I believe him, just to clarify.

[1146] But, you know, dealt with drug dealers.

[1147] And, you know, it was driving around a Corvette and shit, living like a baller.

[1148] That's scary.

[1149] They were all selling drugs.

[1150] And they caught him, and, you know, they put him in jail for a long time.

[1151] And then they put out this fucking amazing documentary.

[1152] It's called the 7 -5.

[1153] It's so good.

[1154] What does he talk about?

[1155] Everything.

[1156] He spells the pains about getting involved with all these drug dealers.

[1157] and rolling these people over, taking their money and then going to business with them.

[1158] It's crazy.

[1159] It is a crazy documentary.

[1160] You get anxiety.

[1161] Even though you know the guy's still alive, while they're telling the stories, you're like, Jesus Christ, they were just doing blow and going crazy.

[1162] And robbing people, just straight robbing people, showing up at people's houses, putting guns to their heads, robbing of their drug money.

[1163] You know, like, it was nuts, man. Like, there was hits out on them.

[1164] It was crazy.

[1165] It's a crazy documentary.

[1166] But this is like, there's a guy who I should know who the current guest is on Sam Harris's podcast I'll look at that up in a second but he was talking about it you know they're talking about like absolute power and absolute power does that old expression absolute power corrupts absolutely you know power corrupts and what they're talking about today and I was when I was walking the dog I was listening to this they were saying no what it does is it exposes you more than it corrupts you exposes corruption and like they gave some examples about like Richard Nixon like that Richard Nixon when he was when he was young his professor told him not to be a lawyer because he has like really shitty ethics like it exposed him when he became president and that's when the power got to him and that that's an interesting that's an interesting subject like what does like why does someone become out of control corrupt cop well it exposes them it exposes something in them but in his case what he was saying was the whole department was corrupt when he got in there they were corrupt people were corrupt the day he got on the job people were telling him what to talk about what not to talk about and they beat some guy up or something like that and it's like this never this never happened you know like they have these little what do they call it what is that expression they have for for cops keeping their mouth shut what the fuck is that there's an expression there's like a code is not just called the codis it's like almost has like snitches neat stitches suck it all that's like a code of something maybe i'm thinking of a chuck norris movie code of silence but when you got the power to just rob drug dealers and you're you know a young guy who's doing coke you're crazy he's a really nice guy though my god literally turns uh police officer code of silence code of silence so chuck norris movie it was a chuck norris movie right it's a good one back from chuck was doing those cop movies i love that shit when I was a kid.

[1167] Blue Wall of Silence, maybe?

[1168] Code of Silence?

[1169] All of that's coming up because I just kind of...

[1170] Oh, I think Code of Silence is the name of the Chuck Norris movie.

[1171] Pretty sure.

[1172] But, yeah, man, just like there's corrupt cops, most cops aren't corrupt.

[1173] I think that's the case with agents with fucking anybody, you know?

[1174] And that's just how it goes, man. I have a bunch of cop friends.

[1175] They're all cool.

[1176] Jamie just made a mad dash.

[1177] You notice that?

[1178] That's what I would call it, diarrhea dash.

[1179] Yep.

[1180] Running into that can.

[1181] I know there's cops out there that, you know, are probably a couple of them out there fucking people up and maybe a for sure for sure but the cops I know the cops that I come in contact with they've always been cool to me yes always been cool to me well also too you know they're not pulling you over they're also in the martial arts you're a famous martial artist and a lot of times you're training or learning from them or we're talking to them at UFC events they know loose Alcita yeah that's right right right right right right John McCarthy yep yep yeah it's like great guys I'm super pro cop but I know that there's bad people in every fucking line of work it doesn't mean cops are bad doesn't cops it's a terrible fucking job the problem is when when someone does do something bad man it changes everybody's opinion about what cops are like there's two videos i saw last week of cops pulling people over with guns drawn pointed in the car one was a mexican family a guy and his girl and one was a black family a guy and his girl and there's the same thing the guy's driving and the guy then the cop has his gun out pointed at them and he's telling this uh black kid to shut off his car and he's like i'm not gonna do that he's like i'm not moving my hands he goes that you give you give you give you an excuse to shoot me i'm not moving my hands so his girl's filming it and he's got his hands up and it's crazy to watch man i don't know what happened before that i don't know what the context was i don't know i don't know i have no idea all i know is this guy's got a gun pointed out this guy and the guy's not threatening him he's not saying he's telling him to shut off the car and the guy's scared to shut off the car because there are there are videos of a cop telling a guy pull over the He goes, let me see your license registration, and he reaches back to get his wallet and the cop shoots him.

[1182] His video is that.

[1183] You can see that.

[1184] But what about - That's just people is my point.

[1185] But I got to clarify this.

[1186] You got to know the whole story, right.

[1187] You got to know the whole story.

[1188] Because maybe they ran his plates and they go, oh, shit, we got a, we got a hot one.

[1189] Sometimes, I'm sure that's the case.

[1190] You never know.

[1191] Sometimes, I'm sure that's the case.

[1192] Yeah.

[1193] But with this video, that wasn't, you know, nobody provided that information in that video.

[1194] You're just seeing a guy pointing a gun at a guy, and I don't think he has his, you know, he just has his hands up.

[1195] Look, it's all fucking, we've talked about this a hundred times It's a hard goddamn job You're pulling people over You never know who's gonna shoot you You wanna go home to your wife and family And every fucking day You're pulling people over that are lying to you Every day you're dealing with people That are breaking the law And they're not happy to see you every day And yeah I think that's where that absolute power Corrupting comes in Corrupt some fucking people You know, there's some dirty birds out there I think in the future though man you're going to see less and less of it.

[1196] I think it was probably 100 % of the way things ran like many, many years ago.

[1197] And now it's way less because there's way more transparency.

[1198] You know that cocaine Cowboys documentary.

[1199] You've seen that.

[1200] Billy Corbyn's stuff?

[1201] Yes.

[1202] You know how the class of the graduating class at the Police Academy in Miami one year, 100 % of them either were murdered or went to jail for corruption.

[1203] Yeah.

[1204] A whole class.

[1205] Yeah.

[1206] Yeah, that's crazy.

[1207] That's what happens when places go sideways, you know, when things go so nutty.

[1208] Yeah.

[1209] It's crazy, like the Scarface days, you know, this is how crazy I am.

[1210] If someone told me, dude, you know, the CIA produced Scarface to distract from their drug running, I would just need a YouTube link.

[1211] You know what I mean?

[1212] Well, the CIA, even if they didn't produce.

[1213] If they really, if some cowboys in the CIA were selling drugs, even if they didn't produce Scarface, they certainly benefited from it somewhat because it made, it made drug smuggles for all the drug smuggers.

[1214] They were all Cuban.

[1215] They were all Mexican.

[1216] But it made it.

[1217] That was a problem.

[1218] There was some guys.

[1219] Well, was that guy?

[1220] Well, didn't, didn't Barry Seal bring in over $5 billion tons or $500 billion or $5 billion or something like that?

[1221] A big billion in there, of drug money?

[1222] in the 80s.

[1223] Did you see a Tom Cruise movie on him?

[1224] Yeah, wasn't that?

[1225] Isn't that what it was about?

[1226] It was about that, right?

[1227] That's about Barry, it's about Barry Seasons.

[1228] What is that movie called?

[1229] The Tom Cruise one?

[1230] American Made.

[1231] American Made.

[1232] That's a fucking excellent movie.

[1233] That's an excellent movie.

[1234] And for people who don't know how all that shit went down and you watch that movie, I don't know how historically accurate it was.

[1235] Is it involved the CIA too?

[1236] They talk about that?

[1237] Oh, yeah.

[1238] How did that happen?

[1239] Oh, yeah.

[1240] Oh, yeah.

[1241] And they essentially talk about exactly a wichel talked about it.

[1242] Cowboys in the CIA and how many people were making money.

[1243] On the sneak tip, son.

[1244] Bring it in that cocaine.

[1245] Bring it in that gayo.

[1246] I don't know if it had in the murders of the two kids, though.

[1247] Because that's really how they got busted.

[1248] They got busted because they were dropping off coke out of these planes and two kids saw the drop off and they found the two kids near the Coke and they fucking murdered them.

[1249] And then they put them on train tracks and said they got high and fell asleep on train tracks.

[1250] families did an autopsy and found knife wounds on the kid and they knew something was up and then they investigated it slowly but surely the pieces started to fall apart and then when Barry Seal was murdered he had George Bush's phone number in his pocket when he was murdered Is that in the movie too?

[1251] I don't know I don't know if that was in the movie but that's what happened on his way to testify I mean they weren't even hiding it they just let this guy get shot up on the way to testify He, for sure, brought in what I would call a fuckload of Coke.

[1252] Who?

[1253] Barry Seal, for sure.

[1254] A fuckload.

[1255] Who is his boss, you think?

[1256] That's a good question.

[1257] It was in Arkansas, right?

[1258] Somebody probably got a taste, you know, at many different stages, right?

[1259] Was the Coke coming in in Arkansas?

[1260] Mina, right?

[1261] Is that real?

[1262] Was that a movie?

[1263] Tom Cruise made a movie about Mina, Arkansas?

[1264] Bro, it's a good movie.

[1265] I don't know.

[1266] It's hard for me to watch any movies unless it's an animated movie for my kid, Like going to a regular movie, can't do it anymore.

[1267] I know, it's hard.

[1268] Can't do it anymore.

[1269] I like them at home.

[1270] Well, Google this was, we probably have a lot that we just cover that needs to be Googled.

[1271] I'm looking up the website about the accuracy of the movie.

[1272] Oh, good.

[1273] Perfect.

[1274] That's what I was going to ask, too.

[1275] And who decides what's accurate or not, you know what I mean?

[1276] Right, right.

[1277] And they let them go.

[1278] Snopes.

[1279] And certain times they caught them, they let them go.

[1280] And people didn't want to let them go.

[1281] It's a crazy documentary or a crazy movie.

[1282] What do they call that?

[1283] a docudrama what is what is it when someone makes a a movie about it's not really a docu drama though it's not it's a fucking movie it's like you know you never know how much is true well we're talking about that goddamn wrestling movie with Steve Correll with the Mark Hamill or Mark Schultz movie oh yeah the Gary Goodrich thing Dave and Mark Schultz yeah the Gary Goodrich thing where they replaced him with some Russian dude in the movie that's a historical event when Gary Goodrich fought Mark Schultz That was a historical event.

[1284] Mark Schultz dominated one of the best guys in the sport easily, just wrestled them to the ground with ease.

[1285] And we got a chance to see, wow, this is what happens when an Olympic gold medalist wrestles a regular martial artist.

[1286] But in the movie, they decided to just change that for no reason.

[1287] Like, they could do that with anything.

[1288] So who the fuck knows?

[1289] Well, the Bruce Lee movie with Jason Scott Lee, man, that was filled with a bunch of bullshit, too.

[1290] They just made shit up.

[1291] He had a famous fight where he learned Wing Chung doesn't really work on Americans.

[1292] It was in a YMCA.

[1293] He was fighting for the right to teach foreigners, kung fu.

[1294] Because the elders that lived in San Francisco or Seattle, I forget.

[1295] I think it was San Francisco.

[1296] They didn't want him to teach foreigners.

[1297] And they said, if you beat this, if you beat our guy up, then we'll let you teach foreigners.

[1298] So he had this fight.

[1299] It was in the YMCA.

[1300] But in the actual movie, it's in a fucking dungeon, dude.

[1301] It's like a cave and the elders are sit up like, Lord of the Rings.

[1302] It's like Lord of the fucking Rings.

[1303] That's right.

[1304] It's the craziest thing.

[1305] They didn't have to go that far.

[1306] I guess, it was just a YMCA.

[1307] Did he win the fight?

[1308] Yes.

[1309] But he didn't use that film?

[1310] In real life, he had a, he heard his back doing squats or doing deadlifts.

[1311] It was really bad.

[1312] He heard his, so that's when he wrote his first book is when he was like in traction.

[1313] Is that what they call it when they, your back is in some kind of spinal or some kind of brace?

[1314] But so, but in the movie, the dude kicked him in the back and broke his back.

[1315] Oh, tricky.

[1316] Yeah.

[1317] I mean, come on.

[1318] Yeah, and then there's a famous appearance of his At the Long Beach Convention Center back in the 60s It was like a karate tournament And he did some demonstrations There's a video, famous video of him doing the one inch punch It's in front of it's like at the like an IBJJF tournament He's doing a demonstration And in the movie it was a real fight And he fights the same dude from the dungeon It's a rematch Oh no, they made that up They added all that?

[1319] So like, what the fuck you guys think it?

[1320] Why would they do that?

[1321] They didn't need to.

[1322] His life was amazing in, you know, in reality.

[1323] Aren't they doing something on him right now, though?

[1324] Isn't something happening right now, some new Bruce Lee thing?

[1325] Did I read that?

[1326] Or am I just hoping?

[1327] There's a movie coming out about a dude who was a famous actor in the late 60s and early 70s.

[1328] And in the movie, he's a stunt man. Yeah, he's a famous rich stuntman dude.

[1329] And in the movie, there's a Bruce Lee part where he's in a Bruce Lee movie.

[1330] And also...

[1331] It's a New Quinn Tarantino movie called Once Upon a Time in Hollywood.

[1332] He shows up as like...

[1333] Oh, Bruce Lee's in there?

[1334] Yeah.

[1335] Oh, nice.

[1336] But it's not a...

[1337] Is it CGI Bruce Lee?

[1338] No, it's an actor.

[1339] It's an actor.

[1340] They should have went with a CGI movie.

[1341] Oh, yeah.

[1342] How cool would that be?

[1343] Make a new Bruce Lee movie, all CGI?

[1344] No. Imagine that.

[1345] The Illuminati doesn't want you to know how good they are at that yet.

[1346] Okay, so if the Illuminati created Bruce Lee, what would be the reason?

[1347] Well, they would, if they did it, they would let you know, hey, fuckface, we already can make movies out of anybody anytime we want.

[1348] We could have someone talk like Bruce Lee.

[1349] Look at that.

[1350] Wait a minute, that looks like Bruce Lee, dude.

[1351] That guy looks very good.

[1352] Was that CGI?

[1353] No, it doesn't look like I'm right there.

[1354] I mean, it's close enough.

[1355] Is that the new Bruce Lee?

[1356] This is just the, this is from the trailer, so that's the only piece we can get in.

[1357] Oh, you know what?

[1358] That's CGI.

[1359] No, no, no, no, it's not CGI.

[1360] No, no, no, for sure it's CGI.

[1361] That first clip?

[1362] That one right there?

[1363] That one right there, CGI.

[1364] No, it's glasses.

[1365] It's wearing glasses.

[1366] It's wearing glasses.

[1367] It looks fake as fuck.

[1368] It looks like a CGI video game.

[1369] Doesn't it?

[1370] They think like they did something to his jaw?

[1371] It looks like it looks like.

[1372] It looks like It looks like it looks.

[1373] No, he has an unusual.

[1374] Right there that looks real.

[1375] But that's because you've seen him in a different angle.

[1376] Watch back it up to where he's at the side.

[1377] What if they're doing like that fakinging?

[1378] To me, hold on, hold on.

[1379] To me that looks.

[1380] Jesus Christ, Eddie.

[1381] With his jaw.

[1382] He's got a very defined jawline.

[1383] I think everything's fake, dude.

[1384] I know.

[1385] I think everything is.

[1386] You got to stop.

[1387] You It could have though if they wanted to With like I did The Fast and the Furious with Paul Walker Right They recreated his face a lot Well they needed to do a Bruce Lee movie They can't have it Fucked up at all It has to be super smooth It has to be It has to be really Bruce Lee -esque Totally and you know what You could do it like that movie Man this was like 20 years ago The Final Fantasy movie where they did Animation but they tried to make it look real Old people They got that shit down They got old people down Hard to make a young girl look real So that kind of had still a cartoon effect But older people shit Look like real people Yeah They can do it with textured skins Right Yeah They can do it with dragons And that was 20 years ago They could do movies That are full CGI That's really hard to tell Well it's also because your brain Doesn't have like a reference point For dragons They can make a dragon look real Whereas like You see Game of Thrones So they have the wolves The wolves are always just like Eh The hair moved They don't have the hair down They're like five years away from hair Yeah, it moves to CGI.

[1388] It's super slow -mo.

[1389] Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

[1390] It's always super slow -mo.

[1391] That is him that popped up here on this video.

[1392] Yeah, Michael Moe.

[1393] That's the dude.

[1394] So when you see him with the glasses and see him from the side, he should, uh, that's interesting.

[1395] I don't know if they could do the CGI yet for a whole movie and make him with Bruce Lee's face.

[1396] They could do it perfect.

[1397] Wow, that's crazy.

[1398] So they could have done that.

[1399] But then again, if everybody else in the movie isn't like Steve McCle's, Queen and all the other famous folks in the movie.

[1400] Like, are they using different people for them, or that, that would be fucked up.

[1401] Imagine if in the future, all they ever make is like Charles Bronson movies, Steve McQueen movies, Bruce Lee movies, and they do it with regular actors, and the regular actors get paid like scale.

[1402] And these are giant -ass fucking huge, and they do fakinging on them.

[1403] And they have new Bruce Lee movies, and they have some dude.

[1404] That would be a lot cheaper just doing the fourth.

[1405] How rogue one.

[1406] They added Princess Leia back in.

[1407] And she was not even alive anymore.

[1408] I didn't see the new one.

[1409] Yeah.

[1410] Well, there you go.

[1411] That's the future.

[1412] Wait a minute.

[1413] Maybe I did.

[1414] Is that the ones with the...

[1415] They're doing it now?

[1416] She's in the more recent one that just came out and the one before that too, I guess.

[1417] I think I saw the most...

[1418] Was the most recent one?

[1419] I don't know.

[1420] There's too many of them.

[1421] There's a lot of them.

[1422] I think I'm one behind.

[1423] I think.

[1424] I haven't seen the new Avengers.

[1425] I've managed to avoid all spoilers.

[1426] How about when they start doing, like, they'll take Angelina Lee's face and put her on my...

[1427] and put it on like uh you know Beyonce's body or something remember that song so you got big old titty like Angelina Jolie you remember that song yeah do you remember that song that's a great song that was a big hit for like a couple of weeks people forgot about that yeah Angelina Jol Lee got some big ass tities that was the song that was the whole it was like different people that had some big ass tities that was the name of the song um she's in that new maleficent movie they did some crazy shit to her face man They turned her into some, like, dragon lady, some wizard lady or witch lady.

[1428] Yeah, there's a lot of Satanism in movies, man. They go dark with the, do you trip out?

[1429] I know, I know we have different opinions on, like, what's up there?

[1430] You know, like the sky and space, but do you notice, do you notice watching kids programming that they fucking bombard kids with space, right?

[1431] Sure.

[1432] Dude, they get hammered with it.

[1433] In every movie, there's space, there's aliens, there's space, there's aliens.

[1434] Well, not every movie, but a lot of movies, yeah.

[1435] It's crazy.

[1436] It's insane.

[1437] They blast them with it.

[1438] Well, there's a lot above us.

[1439] If you look up and see forever.

[1440] But it's important for kids, though.

[1441] Totally.

[1442] It's important, period, man. I went to see Brian Cox's demonstration that he did.

[1443] They did, like, they do a show.

[1444] They did it in downtown L .A. And I was thinking, I would love to get Eddie Bravo high and have him watch this like a fight companion.

[1445] This is this EGI?

[1446] Is this fake?

[1447] Yeah.

[1448] Why do you think it's fake?

[1449] How much do you think is fake that you see in space?

[1450] Man, you know Warner von Braun was a Nazi, right?

[1451] Yes.

[1452] Okay.

[1453] He was brought in from Operation Paperclip, right?

[1454] Right.

[1455] We had Annie Jacobson on.

[1456] Did you listen to that?

[1457] Yeah.

[1458] She talked in depth about that.

[1459] I mean, that's how we, everyone agrees on that.

[1460] Yep.

[1461] Everyone agrees that he directed all six moon missions.

[1462] Yep.

[1463] Everyone agrees that him and Walt Disney were best friends.

[1464] Were they best friends?

[1465] Yep.

[1466] They were best friends.

[1467] They worked on space together.

[1468] They were like, you know, jump into a lot of conclusions.

[1469] But today, in this day and age, you don't think anybody's, like, when SpaceX shoots rockets off in the space or when, you know, Amazon has a rocket company now, these guys are going to be able to launch satellites and even have consumer flights.

[1470] I just need proof, man. What about a consumer flight?

[1471] I see a lot of deception.

[1472] Would you be willing?

[1473] I see deception everywhere.

[1474] So I'm like, you know, when you're talking about that Fox Catcher movie, hold on.

[1475] You know, you're talking about that Fox Catcher movie?

[1476] You're like, you've said a couple times on your podcast where you're like, once you've said, once you saw that they left Gary Goodridge out, you were like, I can't trust this movie.

[1477] I can't, the whole movie is, I can't trust it.

[1478] It may be real.

[1479] It may not be real, but I need some proof.

[1480] I got you.

[1481] That's exactly how I feel about.

[1482] Space.

[1483] No, no, not space, the government.

[1484] The government.

[1485] So anything coming from a government agency, whatever, it's a government agency, I look at it like Foxcatcher.

[1486] You've lied enough where I'm like, I need some irrefutable evidence.

[1487] Otherwise, why do I have to believe it?

[1488] I just assume it ain't real.

[1489] I get it, but SpaceX isn't the government.

[1490] Space X is a private company.

[1491] No, they're subsidized by the government, man. Oh, they're subsidized?

[1492] They got like $4 billion from the government.

[1493] So they tell them the fake space?

[1494] No one's trusting NASA no more, so they're handing it over.

[1495] Hey, let's get, let's do the side thing and everyone's all into space now.

[1496] Hmm.

[1497] That's an interesting way to look at it.

[1498] I think it's when you saw the, you saw that Tesla.

[1499] Launch?

[1500] You saw that?

[1501] What are you talking about?

[1502] When he claimed to launch a Tesla?

[1503] The rooster in the space?

[1504] Did you see that footage?

[1505] The actual Tesla in space?

[1506] Yes.

[1507] Yes, I saw that.

[1508] And you have a...

[1509] Dude, I've always known you as a dude had a strong, vibrant bullshit meter.

[1510] You've always been that guy.

[1511] You're going to watch that evidence and go, oh!

[1512] You can't just buy that, dude.

[1513] You can't just buy that.

[1514] It's ridiculous.

[1515] Okay, let me see it.

[1516] very first thing the very first thing don't poison the water okay if you want me to get an honest the first thing the first thing Elon must set on his in his press conference the first thing he said is like well I think it's impossible and ridiculous and and if um you can tell it's real because it looks so fake that's the opposite of logic that there's logic and reason and then there's the opposite of that No. You can tell it's real because it looks so fake is the opposite of logic.

[1517] Or that's just something he says because he's a fucking genius and he's taking a picture from space of a car that's flying through the air.

[1518] No, the reason he said that was because all day, when they did that, all day, all over the internet was like, fake, fake, fake, fake, fake.

[1519] So he had to have a statement.

[1520] Please hold on.

[1521] He had to have a statement.

[1522] This is so ridiculous.

[1523] Let me see it, Jamie.

[1524] Watch it.

[1525] Come on.

[1526] Let me see the video.

[1527] Which one?

[1528] The fucking launch of a fucking.

[1529] I know it's a four and a half hour video.

[1530] No, no, just get a short one.

[1531] Just go to you just Tesla and space.

[1532] Then you're going to say I picked the wrong one that got edited.

[1533] So I'm trying to find the one that's from SpaceX.

[1534] We could just, we could just abandon the subject.

[1535] So frivolous.

[1536] You know what?

[1537] I just, it may be real.

[1538] SpaceX may be real.

[1539] Exactly.

[1540] But then you've seen them shoot the rockets off.

[1541] I mean, literally people watch them.

[1542] Anytime you see a rocket, anytime you see a rocket shoot, you see it go up and then you see it go down into the ocean.

[1543] They launch rockets.

[1544] They're launching rockets.

[1545] That's what it.

[1546] looks like because what you're seeing it go over the curve of the earth Eddie you're seeing it go over the ocean you're seeing it go up and over and so as it gets further away that you can't see it anymore it looks like it's supposed to be going up but it is going parallel to the ground it's not going parallel to the ground okay okay okay okay so they're shooting him they are shooting they are shooting they are shooting yeah okay I I understand that that's what you believe but you got to understand what I believe because because that's what you see but if you have someone explain it to you, will you still believe it?

[1547] If you have a scientist explain to you how the physics work of the way you see it.

[1548] No, there's no explanation.

[1549] I need evidence.

[1550] You need evidence.

[1551] And then when you see evidence, when you see that Tesla that they launched and you see how fake it looks, it looks so fake.

[1552] But just because something doesn't look real, it doesn't mean it's fake.

[1553] But it doesn't mean it's real.

[1554] I need evidence.

[1555] I need evidence.

[1556] That's not evidence.

[1557] So everything you see that you haven't seen with your own.

[1558] eyes might be fake maybe i don't trust it's a liar you don't trust that everybody that's like a simulation you know right i had a friend who lied about everything everything about his life where he was from all the things he did he was a wrestling champion he was he he had everything then i found out like two years into the relationship little by little that he lied about this and he lied about that then i find out that he lied about everything is one of those guys that lies about everything and that's how you view the government yeah so exactly so he may be telling the truth and even total liars will tell the truth throughout the day a lot just to get through the day that you have to tell the truth to get but then you know at the drop of that they're going to lie about their life in some crazy way whatever i understand your logic eddie let me slow you down here that's it understand your logic but you also have to assume that most of the people that are telling you the truth about this or that online that also don't have proof that also are talking about these things and they haven't shown you you haven't seen it you haven't been there just like you haven't been you know examining satellites these people they they don't know if they're full of shit either they could be real they could be they could be but every picture were why would you assume they were but the satellites are fake see what I'm saying what I mean assuming that the people that are making these YouTube videos that they're correct but the people that are putting up satellites are full of shit I just go by science That's scientific evidence, like real science.

[1559] Like water is always level, right?

[1560] We know that.

[1561] Water is always level.

[1562] This is a bad conversation if you don't understand how gravity works over a giant fucking sphere.

[1563] No, no. If we live on a ball that's 25 ,000 miles in circumference, if we do, then the water should be bending at a certain rate, right?

[1564] This is so crazy.

[1565] You don't even know what that means.

[1566] I do know what that means.

[1567] If it's a ball, the ocean should be curving at a certain rate.

[1568] And they figured that out.

[1569] Here's a, you can see this.

[1570] It's perspective.

[1571] Yeah, but it's going around.

[1572] Why is it going over the top and why is it shrink at the end?

[1573] Everything, you look at the end of a street, as street lights do that.

[1574] Yeah, but it doesn't, streetlights do that.

[1575] That's a hill.

[1576] They do that on the hill, not on the ocean.

[1577] No, no, but you're looking at those electrical posts or whatever you call them, and they go down.

[1578] That's how streetlight, you go right in the middle of the street.

[1579] The very next street light appears to be shorter than that one.

[1580] And then the next one appears to be short.

[1581] That's how you draw shit.

[1582] But is it really that short?

[1583] No, it's just your perspective.

[1584] You're actually looking at an optical illusion.

[1585] You're actually looking at it looks like they're getting shorter and descending.

[1586] It looks, but are they?

[1587] No, they're not.

[1588] Because if you went up.

[1589] But Eddie, they disappear.

[1590] They disappear over the horizon.

[1591] And then you could bring them back in.

[1592] But you can't.

[1593] That's not true.

[1594] No, you can.

[1595] No, you can see more up to the edge of the horizon.

[1596] But at the edge of the horizon, it goes over.

[1597] They go over the edge.

[1598] So when you're talking about with the naked eyes, You're looking at a boat, go in the ocean, and you see it go over there.

[1599] When you use telescopes, you're just getting small enough so that you can't see it anymore.

[1600] Exactly.

[1601] But if you use a telescope, you can still see it for a little while.

[1602] Yeah.

[1603] And then it goes over the fucking curve of the Earth.

[1604] If you had a more powerful telescope, it brings it even closer.

[1605] But you don't see it.

[1606] Otherwise, they've already had tests.

[1607] They've already done it.

[1608] But you could see England.

[1609] You could look out at, you could see Hawaii.

[1610] There's too much.

[1611] You could see Hawaii.

[1612] Why can't you see Hawaii?

[1613] If you could see the moon, why can't you see Hawaii?

[1614] There's a lot of atmospheric.

[1615] No, it curves.

[1616] The fucking thing curves.

[1617] No, if it curves.

[1618] That's what the scientists say, Eddie, the ones who make the GPS, the ones who make the maps, the ones who chart the fucking paths for airplanes and shipping routes, all those people say it's round.

[1619] All the people that do satellites, all the people that are involved in aerospace, all the people that are involved in anything where you have to calculate the fucking curve or the earth to get things to places.

[1620] All those people think it.

[1621] They're all wrong.

[1622] That's crazy, that they haven't seen that picture.

[1623] they don't see that picture if they saw that picture they would get it at a hundred miles in the ocean 100 miles how much curvature should there be do you know I don't care it's about 6 ,000 feet it's about 6 ,000 feet of curvature so you should not be able to see is that how far you could see no you wouldn't be able to see 100 miles away from the ocean as who Eddie you didn't go to school for this stuff these people are talking to you did I research this all the time I know but you're hearing you're hearing from one side but you know what I'm saying it's not at 100 miles there should be 6 thousand feet of curvature.

[1624] Do you don't even understand what that means?

[1625] I don't.

[1626] I understand what that means.

[1627] If we live on a ball that at every hundred miles, there should be six thousand feet of curvature, there's a formula for it.

[1628] But when you look, there's Navy ships that can target other Navy ships with lasers 100 miles away.

[1629] It would be impossible if there was a 6 ,000 foot curvature of water.

[1630] Impossible.

[1631] They take pictures of their target, pictures at 100 miles.

[1632] There's no curvature.

[1633] It's flat.

[1634] There should be 6 ,000 feet of curvature.

[1635] They take pictures with what, Eddie?

[1636] This is something, this is not your area of expertise.

[1637] This is one of the reasons why I get crazy about this kind of shit.

[1638] Dude, I look into this all the time.

[1639] Just because you read something that someone says.

[1640] But I know that.

[1641] You can't dispute what I just said.

[1642] You can't dispute what I just said.

[1643] I bet you can.

[1644] You can.

[1645] I didn't go to school for it.

[1646] So I don't know.

[1647] But I bet if something we did.

[1648] Do you stand if we live on a ball at 100 feet, there should be 6 ,000 feet of curvature?

[1649] Does that make sense to?

[1650] Everyone's wrong, Eddie.

[1651] So all these fucking people that are flying around to Australia.

[1652] They're doing it.

[1653] wrong way.

[1654] All these people that go over the North Pole.

[1655] All that's, all that's fake.

[1656] No one goes over the North Pole.

[1657] There's no flights.

[1658] There's no flights.

[1659] There's no flights over the North Pole.

[1660] There's no flight past.

[1661] Maybe there's military plans to go over the North Pole, maybe.

[1662] Okay.

[1663] Let's please let's change subjects.

[1664] I've flown all over the world.

[1665] I've never gone over the North Pole.

[1666] I've been everywhere.

[1667] I've never, no one ever goes over the North Pole.

[1668] So why wouldn't they go over the North Pole?

[1669] I don't know.

[1670] I don't know.

[1671] Obviously, no, no, no. If it's so painful, it's changed the subject.

[1672] I'm trying to change the subject we could talk about Tony Ferguson this Saturday what about that that's great fun you got any questions when you've been working with them fuck yeah fuck yeah dude he's he's sharper stronger in the best shape of his life it's the same Tony that um you know you think like is it going to be the same Tony after you know that you know he had he had some you know family stuff go on is that going to change him you know um his opponents uh hope it changes him but he has He's the same Tony.

[1673] When it comes to fighting, we don't get into personal stuff.

[1674] We just stick to fighting and the strategy.

[1675] He's sharper than ever.

[1676] It's, I'm not, you know, you can't guarantee any wins, but I will guarantee that he's going to go win 100 % Tony.

[1677] It's a crazy matchup.

[1678] It's very good matchup.

[1679] That's like Russian roulette right there.

[1680] They're going to be throwing bombs at each other.

[1681] It's real good, particularly now with Donald has been on a tear, like the last four fights, three four fights.

[1682] I mean, he's just looked so good, man. And the Al I acquaint to fight for people who know how good Al is, for Donald to handle Al like that and drop him and, you know, and really put it to him like the way Al put it.

[1683] I mean, Al said he beat the shit out of me. That's what Al's exact quote was.

[1684] Al was very complimentary and respectful after the fight too.

[1685] Yeah, Cowboy is no joke.

[1686] That guy.

[1687] He's on fire right now.

[1688] He doesn't fight like Khabib.

[1689] He doesn't fight like Connor.

[1690] He fights like Tony.

[1691] So it's like similar.

[1692] It's like Tony versus Tony.

[1693] You know what I mean?

[1694] And it's shit.

[1695] Dude, they're both good on the ground.

[1696] They're very good on the ground.

[1697] We respect Cowboys' fucking ground game a lot.

[1698] And, you know, we did what we could to make sure, you know, nothing bad happens on the ground.

[1699] You know what I mean?

[1700] Yeah.

[1701] But...

[1702] They both have everything.

[1703] They both have great striking.

[1704] They both have great submissions.

[1705] Tony's coming for war like he always does.

[1706] It's going to be the same.

[1707] Tony, and they're throwing down.

[1708] That's for sure, dude.

[1709] Now, when Tony...

[1710] Let me ask you this, because you know the answer to this.

[1711] When Tony had his knee fixed...

[1712] did he spar during that camp because someone said that he didn't do any sparring that was like one of the rumors from someone who knew him I think he keeps his sparring you know talking about striking right yes I'm never there for the striking I'm never it's separate we don't I'm never I've never seen him I'm never there for the striking I only show up when there's grappling his the amount of time that it took him to recover in Big Bear he didn't we didn't bring anybody to spar like hardcore it was just like light sparring yeah letting the knee heal oh no that's a different fight okay talking about the knee remember you had the massive knee injury and then he had surgery and then what i'd heard no you're right during the past fight oh yeah no sparring no sparring yeah that's crazy very light very light well i guess you know when you're already world class you could do that and fight you can't fuck with that knee he didn't want to fuck that you wanted to make sure that nothing went wrong get to get to the get to the fight it was It was the right choice.

[1713] For sure.

[1714] And when he showed up against Pettus, he looked like same old Tony.

[1715] He did.

[1716] It was stunning.

[1717] Vicious.

[1718] You're talking about a catastrophic knee injury.

[1719] And then six months later, he's fighting a world -class fighter.

[1720] And he's getting his legs checked.

[1721] Yeah.

[1722] You know, he got that knee checked.

[1723] We even worried at one point in time that he might be injured.

[1724] What makes Tony so good, in my opinion, just based on working with him, is it seems that, you know, at the high, at the high.

[1725] highest level, high pressure fight, people aren't as, uh, uh, they're more cautious.

[1726] They don't want to try to do anything stupid.

[1727] They're not fucking just letting it swing and letting it go.

[1728] Tony isn't like that.

[1729] Tony is, people want to get to the point where they just unleash and they don't give a fuck.

[1730] And there's a lot of fighters like that.

[1731] But Tony, when he's in there, it's like like Nick Diaz.

[1732] They're not afraid to throw anything.

[1733] You know what I mean?

[1734] He goes in there.

[1735] He'll throw two spinning elbows in a row.

[1736] Right.

[1737] And he's just having fun.

[1738] And it's like he's alive and he's having fun in there.

[1739] And on the ground, he's not going to be hesitant to do something wild and crazy.

[1740] That's just the way he is, man. And he thrives in the cage and there's zero holdback.

[1741] He comes out guns ablazing the whole time.

[1742] Yeah, they're both at the top of their game, man. That's for sure.

[1743] And Tony didn't miss a step when he got that knee injury, which is very impressive.

[1744] Even in striking was on point when he fought Pettus.

[1745] And he even got tested.

[1746] He got clipped.

[1747] I mean, Pett has hurt him, you know.

[1748] He knows how to survive, man. He's a very unusual fighter, man. Very difficult to prepare for because he's so relentless.

[1749] Always studying.

[1750] Always adding new weapons to his arsenal.

[1751] Always adding something to his workout routine.

[1752] He's always adding shit.

[1753] He has the ability to focus more than anybody.

[1754] I know.

[1755] His ability to focus.

[1756] And you see that not only in, you know, the striking aspect of his game or the wrestling, but you see it in the jiu -jitsu, and that's where I see it, is he has so much focus.

[1757] He doesn't, I don't have to re -teach him shit.

[1758] I will show him of very complicated transition of moves, like to, you know, in Spider -Web, doing the Bollinger break.

[1759] There's like four moves you got to do, you got to fire him.

[1760] It's got to be so smooth.

[1761] There can't be any fuck -ups.

[1762] And I show him this, and after like four or five reps, he's got it down.

[1763] And most people, it takes six months to get it down, to understand it.

[1764] And he just can, And he just doesn't take him long to learn shit, anything, wrestling, striking, anything new.

[1765] He's down.

[1766] But he doesn't forget it.

[1767] That's the most important thing.

[1768] He remembers all this shit.

[1769] And, you know.

[1770] So who's working with him with striking?

[1771] A guy named Rashad.

[1772] He used to, I think he was like an Olympic hopeful back in the day.

[1773] Boxer?

[1774] Yeah.

[1775] Most guys do that, right?

[1776] Yeah.

[1777] It seems like there's not a lot of guys who just use one for all striking.

[1778] Yeah, he's got a bunch of.

[1779] of people that train him.

[1780] He's got a couple different strengthening coaches.

[1781] He's got a whole crew, man. I think that's important when it comes to boxing, too.

[1782] He's really into recovery.

[1783] Like, he spends a serious time recovering.

[1784] He's got all these contraptions.

[1785] You know those things that you could, they're like leg sleeves.

[1786] Normatex.

[1787] And they inflate.

[1788] And he's on that all the time.

[1789] He's, when it comes to rehab for any injury, he's like a professional NFL player, you know?

[1790] and ice baths like you know massages he doesn't fuck around man he's he's a hundred percent thinking about and doing something for the fight usually just nonstop he can go on for hours it's crazy yeah it's a fucking crazy matchup but it's only the third fight it means the third from the top you know there's two championship fights on top of that that's crazy that should be a headliner right there come on man that fight's going to be nuts people are going to go crazy for that shit.

[1791] That's great, but Sohudo and Marlon Marais have to fight for the Bannamway title.

[1792] That's a crazy fight too man. Sohudo Maris, that's the main event.

[1793] And then Valentina Shevchenko and Jessica I for the women's flyway title.

[1794] So those are two world title fights.

[1795] They have to have those at the top.

[1796] But that just shows you how fucking crazy the card is.

[1797] The card from top, the bottom is just amazing.

[1798] Yeah, it's going to be crazy.

[1799] Fucking Jimmy Rivera and Piotr Yan Taitu Ivasi and Balagni Ivanov You're moving it while I was trying to read it Don't do that, bro That's rude Fuck up that dude's name Taito Ivasa's an animal That's a great fucking fight That guy's crazy That's that guy that drinks out of his shoe You ever see him do that?

[1800] He does shoeies He pours beer into shoes And other people's shoes He'll tell someone to take their shoes off He pours beer into their shoes And then drinks it Oh my God It's so disgusting Yeah, it's so foul Yeah, I don't get it But I get it I don't get it, but I get it He likes to party He's like that dude in Talladega Nights What the fuck's his name?

[1801] The other guy John C. Riley?

[1802] Yeah, John C. Ryle was like I like to party I like to party He likes to drink out of shoes Fuck it He's an animal I guess like I mean if you want to really show you don't give a fuck that's a good way to go about doing it.

[1803] Just grab a man's shoe and pour a beer into it and drink it.

[1804] Just dirty, sweaty feet have been funking around.

[1805] Imagine if you died from that.

[1806] Imagine if someone's foot fungus was so disgusting that even the alcohol didn't kill it.

[1807] And it germinated inside your gut where foot fungus is never going to be.

[1808] Like, if there's venereal diseases, right?

[1809] We all know there are.

[1810] Because you dirty bitch, like what are you guys doing to each other?

[1811] You both giving each other dirty fucking things, you dirty things.

[1812] And, like, diseases are weird, right?

[1813] People give each other a disease.

[1814] Then there's venereal diseases, which are extra weird.

[1815] It's like, oh, you dirty people.

[1816] You gave each other these dirty, dirty diseases.

[1817] But nature says, we don't like this.

[1818] Nature just lets these sneaky little parasites and viruses and bacteria getting your body.

[1819] What if there was an even more powerful one for people who sucked on feet?

[1820] What if it got in your gut?

[1821] Nature's like, this guy is just too much of a freak.

[1822] We got to call them.

[1823] Call them for the herd.

[1824] If there was foot -sucking diseases.

[1825] You know, before you make out with someone, you've got to tell them, hey, I just want you to know, I got a foot -sucking disease.

[1826] So if you don't, maybe we should do this.

[1827] But, Jamie, what are you making faces for?

[1828] Says you can get staff from doing this.

[1829] Of course you can.

[1830] Science confirms shoeys are really freaking dangerous, especially if you're rich.

[1831] Why is it more dangerous?

[1832] That's clicky.

[1833] They try to get us with a clicky bait.

[1834] Turns out you can get staff.

[1835] Yeah, you can get staff.

[1836] Don't do it.

[1837] Yeah.

[1838] Duh.

[1839] I don't need a science study.

[1840] he to figure that out.

[1841] Yeah, because the staff, Aurora's, can cause toxins, and these toxins are quite resistant to heat.

[1842] They're quite resistant to the acidic environment when they can survive protein -breaking enzymes.

[1843] Oh, Jesus Christ.

[1844] If you drink from someone's shoe -containing staff and its toxins, yes, it can give you an acute gastrointestinitis.

[1845] Fuck all that.

[1846] It says, but alcohol is a disaffectant, right?

[1847] Well, yes, but there's always still a risk of infection, especially if you have lower ABV alcohol by volume drinks, as you'd expect, higher ABV drinks like vodka do a much better job of eradicating bacteria.

[1848] So, yeah, beer, which is what they drank, which is a low alcohol beer or low alcohol beverage.

[1849] What a fucked up way to die.

[1850] Yeah, you got to do shots in those things.

[1851] Shots are fine.

[1852] Oh, my God.

[1853] People are crazy.

[1854] But no one's happy with, like, taking it and leaving it where it is.

[1855] Everybody wants to take it to the next level.

[1856] you know like everyone constantly like you want to one up somebody i'm gonna drink out of your underwear bro i'm gonna use your underwear as a fucking filter no and dudes are gonna be do undies they're just gonna be ripping each other's underwear off and using them over a filter put it over a glass and drink right through your underwear how did that cat coffee get found out that was a fucking good idea because some asshole decided to pick cat's shit and find beans in it it's a it's a cat like animal right it's called a civet yeah you ever had that shit that copi luat coffee no it's very expensive tate and i got it once when we're at a gig in florida tate yeah it was like a hundred dollar cup of coffee or something stupid it's really ridiculous not that much maybe 25 bucks i don't remember when he was bodyguarding you mom yeah yeah back in the day yeah that's the animal look at that thing so that thing eats the coffee beans it shits them out and then people pull it out of the poop it looks like a little person like the things baby like the thing from Fantastic Four, it looks like his baby.

[1857] Yeah, they pull those beans out of the poop and then they dry them off and make coffee out of cat shit.

[1858] And it tastes delicious because what it is is the diet, look at that, that's gold.

[1859] That right there is gold coming out of that cat's asshole.

[1860] Look at that.

[1861] That is ridiculous.

[1862] You just see that online.

[1863] Taking a large, like if that was a person, you'd be in jail.

[1864] If you went and googled that person shitting on a log like that, you'd be You sick, fuck.

[1865] As long as it's an animal, it's fine to look at their shit.

[1866] And even mine it.

[1867] They mine their shit for beans.

[1868] The idea is that the digestive enzymes from the civet's body break down the beans, the coffee beans.

[1869] That's the idea.

[1870] And you liked it?

[1871] It was okay.

[1872] Wasn't it better.

[1873] It's not better.

[1874] Have it here for the guests.

[1875] It's not better.

[1876] The idea is that it's supposed to be smoother.

[1877] It's smoother This cat shit coffee smoother I don't know man I don't necessarily think it really is smoother It's just different Some weird shit I wonder if you could just eat The cat shit just like that Without cleaning it off If you were really nasty The natives probably just used to Eat the cat shit directly It probably did But I think you need Gave them energy You probably need to boil it That's why when you're making coffee And that boiling water Probably kills all the bad stuff You know They blow Did Indians boil shit?

[1878] I don't know who invented that shit And how long it's been around That shit, literally.

[1879] Literally.

[1880] Who invented that coffee?

[1881] How long it's been around?

[1882] I'm looking at it right now on Wikipedia Since like the 1800s They noticed that these particular animals Were eating specific cherries or whatever That they were leaving around And that they were going undigested So at some point they decided to clean it off And see how it tasted, I guess.

[1883] That makes sense.

[1884] That makes sense.

[1885] I was listening to my friend Ryan Callahan's podcast today.

[1886] It's a Cal's Week in Review, and he was talking about this animal that they, this bird, rather, that people eat and they drown this bird in brandy.

[1887] They take this little tiny bird.

[1888] Each one of them is like just a few ounces.

[1889] And they drown them in brandy.

[1890] And then when you eat them, you eat them whole.

[1891] you eat everything the guts you eat the the the tissue the skin that's that's that's that's what is the name of it what is how do I pronounce it Bordelon Bunting Bordelon and so when you eat it you put a napkin over your head traditionally when they eat it and as they eat it Bourdain was the first one to tell me about this shit that oh no it was Duncan Duncan Trussell was the first person tell me about the shit so they Bordain loved They soak the bird in brandy.

[1892] They drown it.

[1893] Okay.

[1894] They drown it in brandy, and then they cook it somehow or another.

[1895] But anyway, go back to that picture where those guys are eating it, where you can see the, go back to the picture with the, yeah.

[1896] See how they have those things over their head?

[1897] They put these napkins over their head to take in the aromas and to trap the aromas, and they also do it to hide their face from God.

[1898] That was the idea.

[1899] Fuck.

[1900] Yeah.

[1901] What kind of people are these?

[1902] I think it's most, I think it's Europeans.

[1903] I think it's something that in France, it's popular.

[1904] It's a popular dish.

[1905] And it's endangered, not endangered now, but they're, yeah, it's okay, orde -ons.

[1906] Could France's cruel as food be back on the menu?

[1907] As French chefs lobby for Orde -Lan to be reintroduced onto menus, we explain why cooking the rare and delicate songbird is so controversial.

[1908] So that's even grosser, right?

[1909] It's a songbird.

[1910] Like how they named it a songbird.

[1911] It's not a little tiny dinosaur No, no, it's a songbird It just wants to sing for you And make the woods bright A tweet tweet tweet No man, it's a weird little tiny animal This is why is it illegal to cook and kill an ordolon The RSPB List their status as vulnerable And throughout the 1970s and 1980s Numbers in France declined dramatically As poachers caught vast numbers To supply restaurants where the bird Has long been considered rare and expensive delicacy.

[1912] Some restaurants would charge over 50 pounds for the dish.

[1913] What is that in...

[1914] Is that euros or pounds?

[1915] Pounds.

[1916] Pounds.

[1917] What do you think that cost?

[1918] What's 50 pounds?

[1919] Is that like 100 bucks?

[1920] Not quite, but it's a lot.

[1921] Something like that.

[1922] France's League for the protection of birds claimed order lawn numbers plunge 30 % between 97 and 2007 as many as 1 ,500 poachers catching an estimated 30 ,000 live birds a year.

[1923] So they just, decimating these fucking things um the method of capture and killing them is what's fucked up about it so the hunters catch the birds using traps in the fields uh they're kept in cages uh encouraging them to gorge on grain in order to double their size and it said the roman emperors stabbed out their eyes in order to make the birds think it was night making them eat even more okay here it goes and then how are they killed this is where the squeamish look away What is the name of this website?

[1924] So we give people...

[1925] That's an article from a telegraph.

[1926] Autograph from a telegraph.

[1927] What is the name of the article?

[1928] Well, we'll say it at the end.

[1929] How were they killed?

[1930] Says this is where the squeamish need to look away.

[1931] Traditionally in France, the fat and little birds are drowned in a vat of Armagnac.

[1932] I guess it's like a cognac or something?

[1933] What is it?

[1934] Armagnac.

[1935] Yeah, you're probably dead on with that.

[1936] Okay.

[1937] Managing to snuff out their lives and marinate them at the same time.

[1938] killing two birds with one glug as it were it says here in the article French chefs argue that it's not a bad way to die in quotes what the fuck but I suppose it might be less cruel than throwing a live lobster into a pot of boiling water anyway so that's how they drown them and then they cook them and then you eat the whole fucking thing bones and all and the bones puncture your mouth and shit and that's part of it like you taste your own blood as you're eating these fucking things yeah people are weird man You leave him alone for long enough.

[1939] Let him get drunk and buy things.

[1940] Reminds me of that Andrew Schultz bit that he put on YouTube.

[1941] Which one?

[1942] The eating ass.

[1943] He goes, if you eat ass, you should not complain about other people's food.

[1944] You know what my friend told him?

[1945] He goes, hey, you know in Thailand they eat crickets?

[1946] He goes, I eat ass.

[1947] Because they're eating crickets because they have no food.

[1948] My refrigerator's full.

[1949] It's so true, too.

[1950] He's so good, dude.

[1951] Andrew Schultz.

[1952] He's so good.

[1953] Yeah, very, very funny.

[1954] That's my new favorite.

[1955] dude he's awesome really really nice guy too dirty as hell yeah you meet him and when next time he's at the store you love him it's a real comic it's a real deal oh he's high level he's high level we drive to tony to train tony and we're listening to andrew shultz oh that's cool yeah i love that guy's great and he also is one of the few that is uh doing the youtube thing now when he decided to release all of his shit on youtube yeah yeah thank god it's giving me some you know entertainment Well, it's also very smart for him.

[1956] I mean, he's getting millions and millions of views on YouTube.

[1957] He's blowing up?

[1958] Yeah, oh, for sure.

[1959] Yeah, he's killing it.

[1960] Yeah.

[1961] And to, you know, to have it available anytime, I mean, they say that kids watch 50 % of Netflix on their phone.

[1962] 50%.

[1963] At least that was this.

[1964] I think that was the numbers they gave me. I think that was what they said about my special.

[1965] It's 50 % across the board for a, take your pick, remove Netflix, YouTube, 50 % Twitch.

[1966] 50 % website 50 % but that's the switcheroo though is 50 % watch it on their phone that could be watching on their computer but how many of them watched on their TV like with YouTube it's probably pretty small percentage right it's switches because they they're tracking this they splinter it between like an Xbox or a PS4 or smart TV right I watch YouTube on my TV yeah I do that often sometimes I mirror that and I also there's a YouTube is one of the other apps it's built into the TV I bought so you can get Netflix right from your TV you don't have to have an Apple TV and YouTube right from your TV It's interesting how big it is now It's so big YouTube is gigantic They've got a bunch of movies on there now I was watching it on my TV And just like scrolling through to see what I could What it was going to give me And it was like free with ads Yeah They were making their own movies But it's weird to like It seems like you don't know where to search Like what do you do you just go into the search bar And just search just type things up I just go to my subscription I subscribe to certain people And I just go to the subscriptions boom Yeah yeah I know I do that too But, I mean, like, if they make a movie, like, they were making movies.

[1967] Like, how do you find that movie?

[1968] They got to pop up.

[1969] They'll pop up.

[1970] Right in your face.

[1971] They own that shit.

[1972] But if it's a movie that they make, like, I wonder how, I would like to know the numbers.

[1973] Like, how many times have they done that?

[1974] Because they made YouTube originals, right?

[1975] Like, they financed their own movies.

[1976] Most of them are shows, though, like the one that I know has done the best is that Cobra Kai.

[1977] It's like in the second or third season, I think.

[1978] Isn't that weird, though, that they get into the production side of it?

[1979] Like, they're already a place where people produce things and then put them on YouTube.

[1980] And YouTube's like, yeah, we're going to make our own shit.

[1981] Yeah, why bother?

[1982] But then they become something different, right?

[1983] Because they're going to, they're going to favor their own stuff above your stuff.

[1984] If you make a movie, too.

[1985] They haven't made, like, why bother?

[1986] I think they just want to, I mean, I think that's what every company, every company gets into this position where they have to constantly expand.

[1987] They've got to constantly be kicking ass.

[1988] You know, I mean, no one wants to be stagnant.

[1989] They don't want the quarterly earnings to be the same.

[1990] same every quarter that's that's a bad sign they want to be out there killing it right don't they think like that like every company thinks like that the NBA finals is currently sponsored by uh YouTube TV that's so like they're on normal TV they're broadcasting watch TV on YouTube TV which is pretty counterintuitive I have it yeah I have YouTube TV every now and then you need to watch something on a regular channel I use it once every eight months barely pay like 50 bucks a month for it never use it well it's so much different though than the network because anybody can put their shit up that's where it gets so weird it's like this is all so new and it's almost like you need some one is our tv channels that you could watch through youtube yeah channel four or channel oh that's not what i'm talking about what i'm talking about is youtube originals okay they're youtube's creating things yeah those are different things but um it's just what percentage of the views What percentage of the eyeballs of America does YouTube have?

[1991] All of them.

[1992] Is it 100 %?

[1993] Are you kidding?

[1994] Okay, let's just go to the low number.

[1995] YouTube's giant.

[1996] What is the low number is how many people every day don't watch YouTube?

[1997] I watch YouTube several times a day.

[1998] But what's the percentage of people, if you had a guess, that don't use YouTube at all?

[1999] Ten?

[2000] I would guess that maybe.

[2001] They probably have 90 % of the people's eyeballs.

[2002] It's like the number, technically it's the number.

[2003] number two search engine on the internet as far as i've read dude that hurts my brain bigger than bing and all that like it's that hurts my brain when you stop and think about how many fucking people must be watching youtube videos around the world and it's just a company but it's like so then the then they're they're they're a network sort of but you're you're allowed they just have terms and conditions so you're allowed to upload and then they have to monitor your shit and make sure you're not put anything horrible up no ISIS beheading something crazy like and you're like What numbers are you talking about?

[2004] How are you even looking at all this stuff?

[2005] One of the funniest videos on, or genre videos on YouTube are Japanese.

[2006] They're supposed to be instructionals on Japanese massage.

[2007] It's like supposed to be an instructional.

[2008] This is, it's all about an instructional, but it's not.

[2009] What is it?

[2010] They take it as far as you can go for YouTube.

[2011] Oh.

[2012] It becomes a porn?

[2013] Almost.

[2014] Wow.

[2015] Can't you show titties?

[2016] Are you a lot to show titties?

[2017] No. Occasionally.

[2018] But, no, but they do.

[2019] Okay, but are you allowed to show titties and then they're to laid out the nipples?

[2020] No, there's YouTube for naked chicks.

[2021] Just go to YouTube and go to naked chicks, boom.

[2022] We've talked about this before.

[2023] Here's my question.

[2024] Imagine if they had porn, if they got right to the part where the people bone, like, right to the part.

[2025] And then they just gave you, like, outlines.

[2026] Like from then out, all you see is like outlines, bodies moving.

[2027] You don't see any real dick or any real vagina.

[2028] but you see outlines of butts and dicks and vagina feet up in the air and I bet that's all over YouTube I wonder if they can do that you're gonna change a couple letters and you're on a real website that does that for real like you jiz or you porn exactly yeah yeah yeah but I'm saying on YouTube like what are their terms and conditions is there like could you get right to the point of people actually having sex and then just all of a sudden just becomes not even an animation just becomes outlines you see people kissing As long as they don't outline dicks, as long as they don't have fake dicks and vaginas, like, how far can you go?

[2029] Tight shots of the chest, back, shoulder.

[2030] How far?

[2031] And all of it is just outlines.

[2032] It's just a black screen with, like, white outlines of bodies on a bed.

[2033] Is the audio, is the audio illegal?

[2034] That's a good question.

[2035] Yeah, is the audio like, uh, uh, uh, is that illegal?

[2036] Is that okay?

[2037] What's the terms of conditions for people coming?

[2038] You can do a lot of stuff, but they, I don't know at what point a couple years ago.

[2039] They added a, like, age restriction.

[2040] right sort of thing so you could probably do that but it'll get marked 18 and older only or something well here's the reason why i ask twitter has porn straight up porn and i asked jack dorsey about it and he's like yeah we twitter allows porn they allow porn wow so you can be flipping through and someone's just got straight up hard core porn on the biggest mean it's got to be if not the biggest social media platform on the planet earth it's top two right if it's not number one I'm never on Twitter.

[2041] What is number one?

[2042] Facebook's number one.

[2043] Facebook's number one.

[2044] Are you still, are you on Twitter?

[2045] Well, I put things up there.

[2046] But I read feeds occasionally, read someone's feed if they post interesting stuff.

[2047] I think Snapchat's even higher.

[2048] But I avoid it for them.

[2049] I just don't have the time.

[2050] I only have time for Instagram.

[2051] So Snapchat is higher.

[2052] Well, either way.

[2053] Either way.

[2054] It's giant.

[2055] It's giant.

[2056] I mean, it's enormous.

[2057] And they allow porn.

[2058] It's kind of crazy.

[2059] Because, like, I know they're not as a. big as YouTube in terms of like total minutes watched of things and the thing is that most of what Twitter is is text most of it you know so when they have porn it's not it's like a fraction of what the whole thing is whereas if YouTube had porn it would very quickly become most of YouTube like if YouTube just had porn people would blow a fucking gasket because kids are on YouTube all the time did you start and get on YouTube and look at things no no Some videos all show him, but he's not, he's too young to get on the internet.

[2060] They look at little kid stuff.

[2061] There's a lot of little kid content.

[2062] And that was one of the ways that people were getting kids to watch so they can make ad revenue.

[2063] You see those weird fucking videos they would find.

[2064] So kids would be watching like Wiley Coyote cartoons or they'd watch some Mickey Mouse type cartoons.

[2065] And then all of a sudden it would be like these cartoon superheroes that were babies and they were getting drunk and they would fall and cut their head open.

[2066] It was like, what the fuck is that?

[2067] this and there was like hundreds of them and they had made it like with a formula just so that they could catch kids in these algorithms that recommend the next video and play the next video so it eventually get to their video because it would say you know like someone from frozen with spider man like and have those names in the title Elsa from frozen and spider man this is a large something happened that we don't that we missed I've heard about this recently too that's why I was actually pulling it up.

[2068] This is a really large YouTube channel, and there's some sort of like inside joke going on between this Elsa and Spider -Man thing.

[2069] 10 ,870 ,000 872 views.

[2070] What the fuck?

[2071] That's so many views.

[2072] Listen, if a television show on CBS got that, they would be doing fucking backflips.

[2073] They'd be like, look at all the views we got.

[2074] This is amazing.

[2075] You know, this is Spider -Man and Elsa.

[2076] Yeah.

[2077] I don't know, there's just something else up, but yeah, it's weird.

[2078] It's not illegal to do that to use that in their title.

[2079] Isn't that a trademark, putting Spider -Man up?

[2080] They can't find all of them.

[2081] They can't find all of them.

[2082] They try.

[2083] I think they take some of them down.

[2084] Isn't it AI that does that?

[2085] I think so, yeah.

[2086] They just, they're Spider -Man.

[2087] Anything says Spider -Man.

[2088] But I think they're getting away with that because they were in a costume.

[2089] I think maybe you could get away with wearing a costume.

[2090] Yeah, I don't know where those laws change.

[2091] If it's how much parity is.

[2092] Maybe Spider -Man is like, at this point, public domain, the name or something.

[2093] No way, because then other people would be banging out Spider -Man movies.

[2094] Imagine that.

[2095] Like if someone didn't own Spider -Man, if anybody can make their own Spider -Man movie, if Spider -Man was just like an archetype hero?

[2096] But you know what?

[2097] Maybe...

[2098] Right?

[2099] Like, there's some...

[2100] Because you can put out a video, like, if you wanted to talk some shit on Bert Reynolds or whatever, you could put Bert Reynolds and they can't...

[2101] That's legal, right?

[2102] Just putting people's names in the title.

[2103] Right, but that's not what that is.

[2104] That's like they're making a video using copywritten characters that someone created, like Elsa from Froe's...

[2105] and Spider -Man.

[2106] Yeah, for sure.

[2107] I feel like they probably got away with it because they were dressed up as them, rather than, like, drawing them.

[2108] Like, if they had footage from the movie or animation, they probably all have that shit copywritten.

[2109] Yeah.

[2110] But you could probably get away with, if you have your own script and you make some stupid play with Elsa and Spider -Man, you could probably get away with that.

[2111] I don't know, though, man. It's weird.

[2112] They're all, like, trying to figure out what you can and can't do.

[2113] you know what what what can you and so these companies that are making these weird fuck and that that was a people one where there's people most of them that I saw before they purged them were animated there are weird animations where it was always a baby and the baby would fall and cut their head it was fucked up like the same image would happen over and over again there was these websites that were analyzing it and they were like what the fuck is this like why is this baby fall and cut his head and like all these different versions of this same sort of story with different characters it was just like a, like a, they had a pattern that they could stick it into.

[2114] So whatever the character was, was Mickey Mouse or Donald Duck or they're always drinking and they fall and hit their fucking head.

[2115] It's weird, weird shit.

[2116] But they would get millions and millions and millions of views.

[2117] So someone was raking in the dough from advertising revenue from that.

[2118] I had a friend who dated a girl that ended up coming from a family of Satanus.

[2119] Whoa.

[2120] Broke up at their, it's a long story, but it's a very interesting story that I don't want to get into.

[2121] They have a direct line to Satan?

[2122] No, they broke up.

[2123] They were together for a couple of years, and shit came out.

[2124] She was like multi -personality, Satan, his family, father, all that shit.

[2125] And then he broke up with her naturally.

[2126] But they kind of kept in contact, and the last he heard, she got a job programming children's TV at a large company.

[2127] I don't want to say the company.

[2128] This is a pretty good friend of mine.

[2129] He's not bullshit, but that's scary.

[2130] Bro, did you see that preacher that got confronted by Inside Edition?

[2131] What is his name?

[2132] Copeland, Kenneth Copeland?

[2133] Bro, it's hilarious.

[2134] I don't know how much we can show this, because this will absolutely get us pulled.

[2135] This dude got confronted by Inside Edition.

[2136] They're doing these stories on these preachers that use the donations from their flock to buy private jets and live like a baller.

[2137] And so she asks them, you know, is it true that you said that you don't want to fly?

[2138] commercial because you don't want to be stuck in a tube with demons and he first of all he got caught off guard and he kind of was chilled at first but then he got mad at her when she asked that same question again he said no and i didn't and don't you bring it up and don't you say i did that's what he says and he points at her and this pull it ahead a little bit because uh this is the full version of this pull it there's a that right before that right before that right before that like she asks him what Is he an evangelist?

[2139] Yeah.

[2140] Can we hear it?

[2141] No, we can't because we'll get pulled off of YouTube for sure.

[2142] But he gets really fucking mad at her.

[2143] She said, but didn't you say, didn't you say that you can't fly commercial because the tube is filled with demons?

[2144] Do you think that people are demons?

[2145] Like, this lady has balls of steel because this guy's giving her the crazy eyes.

[2146] And he's saying all kinds of crazy shit to her.

[2147] There's some question she also asked about, like, why did you buy it?

[2148] And he's like, because he made it so cheap.

[2149] It was like $980 million.

[2150] He made it so cheap.

[2151] It's like, I couldn't say no. That's what he says.

[2152] Ty was the best guy.

[2153] Made it so cheap?

[2154] That's it.

[2155] We're saying it right there.

[2156] I had to buy it.

[2157] Yeah, you can't play it unfortunately.

[2158] But play it right after that.

[2159] Now, this is where she asks him again.

[2160] He's getting frustrated with her.

[2161] This is where she asks him again about demons.

[2162] Now watch him get mad here.

[2163] Hold up, but you can't play it.

[2164] Because if you get, if they fucking hear it, if they hear it, they'll yank us.

[2165] Don't you do it, Jamie.

[2166] Don't they like your YouTube?

[2167] Doesn't matter, man. It's whoever owns this content.

[2168] Don't play any of the audio.

[2169] So he gets mad at her.

[2170] And she's about to say it.

[2171] She's going to go, but I'm sorry.

[2172] But didn't you say, but didn't you say right before it?

[2173] Yep, right there.

[2174] So watch this.

[2175] She goes, don't you say that they were demons?

[2176] No. Look at this.

[2177] Don't you say that I did.

[2178] Look at that.

[2179] Look at that.

[2180] bro that's intense and then he tries a charmer then he tries to charmor that to me is what i would imagine a demon would look like if you cornered it like be realistically tell me back up back up right there just a little bit before that but a little bit before it was actually angry a little bit before that watch when he gets actually angry like if if you thought the demons were real what would you think that they would behave like well they would just pretend to be people and be all slippery what's happening here I just froze it.

[2181] I paused it there.

[2182] Back up so we could see him do it, though.

[2183] Back up so we could see him do it.

[2184] See right here, she asked him, and watch this.

[2185] Watch this.

[2186] No, and don't you say that I did.

[2187] And then watch this.

[2188] Smile.

[2189] Smile.

[2190] Just let it play.

[2191] Stop fucking around.

[2192] Watch this.

[2193] Look at that face.

[2194] Oh, I'm your friend again.

[2195] I'm just a nice preacher.

[2196] His hand looks like that hobbit folk we were looking at it.

[2197] Bro, his nails are long as fuck.

[2198] Just like Satan.

[2199] I would imagine Satan does not have a manicure Eddie any thoughts no no it's you got to look evil that dude caught a sweet loophole tax exempt status that's what's really interesting about churches tax exempt baby they're doing the government's work the government's like you doing such a good job keeping these people in line here you go free free no taxes bro you're good you're good like imagine the government looking at televangelist going well seems legit you're definitely have the Lord's words in mind and he's definitely not making a ton of money in the loophole.

[2200] So yeah, yeah, for sure.

[2201] Keep that tax exempt status seems good.

[2202] Seems super solid.

[2203] Imagine Imagine that somewhere, someone must have had that conversation.

[2204] Whether or not they should have tax exempt status.

[2205] Like at what point in time?

[2206] You know?

[2207] Like, how about the Catholic Church?

[2208] How many sex scandals?

[2209] How many pedophile scandals does it take before you lose tax exempt status?

[2210] Is it like a million?

[2211] How many cases?

[2212] How many cases do you need?

[2213] I get what point in time do you go, hey, maybe you guys should fucking at least pay taxes.

[2214] Maybe that's the deal they cut.

[2215] You don't go to jail for the kids, but you've got to start paying taxes.

[2216] Well, they're not prosecuting them because people aren't screaming for it.

[2217] What's really interesting is that if you look at some of the things that people are really rallying about today, what you would call like social justice warriors, people are rallying around so many different causes.

[2218] Those people that are rallying around all these causes, supporting Antifa, doing this, protecting this and going after that, what they're not doing is going after that church.

[2219] How come they're not shouting from there?

[2220] If you really want justice, if you really want to do good in the world, when you want to stop the pedophiles, when you want to stop that, if you don't see that, it's too scary for people.

[2221] So big.

[2222] They've got their own country.

[2223] The Vatican is basically a country.

[2224] they got their own passport it's dark it's dark when people look like they they feel like they're doing progress and then you're not stopping that you're not you know like your concern is what what's your concern the sculpture of the resurrection have you seen that no oh evil what is that it's supposedly it's supposed to be Jesus rising from the dead but it looks like zombie looks it looks like hell and that's that yeah the sculpture of the resurrection Yeah.

[2225] There's some amazing artwork.

[2226] They got a serpent, uh, cathedral where it looks like you're, it's a serpent's head.

[2227] It's crazy stuff.

[2228] Have you been?

[2229] No, but I've seen it on YouTube.

[2230] You've been an idiot, Italy yet?

[2231] No. You should go, dude.

[2232] It is insane.

[2233] It's so insane.

[2234] It's so insane.

[2235] It's absolutely worth that trip.

[2236] You went into the Vatican?

[2237] Yeah.

[2238] It's amazing.

[2239] The artwork is off the charts.

[2240] You can't believe it.

[2241] St. Peter's Basilica.

[2242] That's it.

[2243] Right there.

[2244] Who fucking made that?

[2245] That's supposed to be Something about Bro, that looks like the Represents Christianity Gate in front of Marilyn Manson's house Yeah Totally, dude That's like That's how Marilyn Manson would be rocking Dude, this is their The beautiful people The beautiful Yeah Make a great photo shoot That would be an amazing gate Right If you're like the ultimate Horror fiction writer Like if Stephen King bought a house And the Hollywood Hills Yeah That was his gate.

[2246] Look up the serpent cathedral Vatican.

[2247] That's crazy, dude.

[2248] It's like a snake.

[2249] So there's a thing in there called St. Peter's Basilica.

[2250] Man, you've never seen anything like that in your life.

[2251] Right there.

[2252] Right there.

[2253] Look at that.

[2254] Wow.

[2255] It looks like, come on, man. That's crazy.

[2256] Come on, man. That's crazy.

[2257] It has the eyes of a snake, the head of a snake, and the fangs.

[2258] That is where it is where it is.

[2259] You can see that resurrection thing right there.

[2260] Oh, my God.

[2261] It's all the same thing.

[2262] Oh, if, dude, come on, it's evil.

[2263] Come on, come on, man. That's amazing.

[2264] That's amazing.

[2265] If you were dating a girl and she was like a wikian.

[2266] That has nothing to do with Jesus right there, dude.

[2267] I don't see Jesus anywhere.

[2268] If you were dating a girl and she's really into witchcraft, you'd want to fuck her right in between the teeth.

[2269] Baby, I want to take you to the Vatican.

[2270] I'm going to sneak away.

[2271] I'm going to bribe somebody.

[2272] I'm going to fuck you between the teeth.

[2273] Yeah, that's scary shit.

[2274] You imagine if they just had a bed that you could borrow in between the teeth?

[2275] What if the Pope is really the king of the world?

[2276] Look at him out there.

[2277] What if he is, though?

[2278] I don't think so.

[2279] It's definitely not.

[2280] He might be.

[2281] He might be the most powerful man. So let me ask you this.

[2282] What do you think about all this alien shit that's going on right now?

[2283] All this UFO shit.

[2284] What do you think that is?

[2285] You think that's a distraction?

[2286] The stuff that's going on right now?

[2287] 100%.

[2288] The fives that just got D -classed.

[2289] They're trying it.

[2290] That's what it is.

[2291] The fies of D -class?

[2292] Are you kidding?

[2293] That's going to bury a lot of people going to jail.

[2294] So you think that's why the UFO?

[2295] stuff is out there they've it's always been about UFOs really since that they do that like they have certain UFO cases that they say listen if anything gets weird we're just going to let this motherfucker lose who and we're going to tell people listen we've seen the aliens we've got a hold of them we've got to alert Congress we got to talk to people and then people start just forgetting about corruption forgetting about the BP oil spill forget about whatever the fuck is do the aliens are coming trust me yes they've been talking to the government you know what my argument against it has always been Why would they talk to the government?

[2296] If you're from another fucking planet, like when we visit chimpanzees, we don't say, hey, who's the number one chimp?

[2297] We want to bring you bananas and sign a peace treaty with you.

[2298] We don't give a fuck who the leader is.

[2299] Get out of here.

[2300] You don't get special deals.

[2301] You don't get special deals.

[2302] Take us to your leader.

[2303] Oh, the top chimp made a deal to let us kidnap some baby chimps so we could bring them to the zoo.

[2304] The fuck out of here.

[2305] If they're coming here from another planet, They must be so much more sophisticated than we are.

[2306] They're not going to listen to us.

[2307] We're crazy.

[2308] They're doing it for several reasons, in my opinion.

[2309] And one, exactly like you said, for distractions, and right now they're going heavy with it.

[2310] But, you know, Warner von Braun, the last four years of his life, he had cancer, and he had an assistant, and you can watch her on YouTube talk.

[2311] Her name is Dr. Carol Rosalind.

[2312] and she said that he kept telling her over and over.

[2313] They're preparing, like on his deathbed, they're preparing for a fake alien invasion.

[2314] That's what they're doing.

[2315] They're trying to scare us into a new world order.

[2316] And she talks about this.

[2317] No, no, she doesn't say why.

[2318] He goes, he never told me why.

[2319] He just kept telling me all this stuff you hear about aliens and asteroids, it's all fake.

[2320] First, there's going to be an environmental thing.

[2321] threat that they're going to scare everybody with global warming is my opinion in my opinion then there's going to be asteroid threats and then the final one and she says this and he kept saying this because the final one the last one they're going to do is the fake alien invasion that's going to that's why there's movies like independence day it gets everyone used to oh we're all going to let's call china and russian we all band together good call it's it's to get us prepared for a new a one world government that's what it's really all about the aliens and all that The Nazis were doing that to their own people.

[2322] They made in the, when I was balls deep in the UFO community, we would, you know, they would show us that, you know, there's pictures of the German UFOs.

[2323] And in the UFO community, we looked at that as evidence that they must have found crashed UFOs and then they're trying to reverse engineer them.

[2324] That's what everybody in the UFO community thinks.

[2325] But when you look into it, dude, they were trying to scare their own people to look for the government.

[2326] They're just scaring us so that we go to the government.

[2327] Well, science fiction had flying saucers.

[2328] before flying saucers were something that the government, or the German...

[2329] Well, you look at the time.

[2330] No, the government tried to create.

[2331] So I think they were trying, if they were trying to freak people out and make it seem like it was aliens.

[2332] Yes, exactly.

[2333] So, so, World War II is over.

[2334] We didn't have a World War on World's.

[2335] Look, Operation Paperclip, 1945, 1946, we bring in over all...

[2336] Right.

[2337] The guys that ended up creating the CIA and NASA were from Operation Paperclip.

[2338] So right away For sure, NASA So when you look at this If the Nazis Were trying to scare their own people With fake UFOs They must have came in and said Dude you guys aren't on the UFO shit You gotta scare your people So that's exactly when All the comic books All these space comic books So the Germans were scaring their people With UFOs before the United States Got scared with UFOs?

[2339] Really?

[2340] This was the 30s That is, listen If you're going to be a master of propaganda like Hitler was Right Manipulation and propaganda That would be the move man Who wanted a new world order more than Hitler.

[2341] Who wanted to control the world more than that guy?

[2342] That guy knew how to do it.

[2343] And it's an old idea.

[2344] It's an old idea.

[2345] The way everybody, the old, the ancient Roman emperes, they all want, they all dream for that one world government.

[2346] They couldn't pull it off.

[2347] There was no way they could pull it off because the only way to make a new world order actually happen is you got to get the people to embrace it.

[2348] You can't force them into it.

[2349] So you got to mind fuck them to embrace a new world order.

[2350] You got to make them want it.

[2351] Otherwise, they're not going to do it.

[2352] They're just stay in their own little trial.

[2353] Exactly.

[2354] And all the little rulers were going like, dude, we do one world government.

[2355] I'm out of a job.

[2356] Fuck you.

[2357] So it's impossible, but they knew.

[2358] They theorized if there was some kind of alien threat.

[2359] Don't you remember Reagan talking about that?

[2360] Exactly.

[2361] When you're in the UFO community, you take that Reagan speech from the UN and from the CFR and you look at that as proof that there's aliens.

[2362] But now I look at that.

[2363] When you look at him and like at the CFR, he goes, wouldn't all our jobs be a little bit easier if there was some sort of threat some extraterrestrial threat he's talking to the rule he's well it's not exactly what he said no no no you're talking about the UN one I'm talking about a different one he did him many times two different speeches he was doing it all no that was a bunch of them yeah he was on a mission to get everyone and but he makes it sound like but he's like making it sound like humanitarian like wouldn't would all our differences just seem to diminish if there was some sort of extraterrestrial threat that was getting everybody used to this shit we're going to come the UN is all about a one world gun off they can't they can't do it but now we're approaching the tech we have the technology now with holograms now we could do it it's always been for hundreds of years they knew that they knew that but they couldn't pull it off how you're going to pull it up because the dudes who know how to make that shit are making movies when you imagine what are you saying i i told you about this last week you said you didn't see it what is that talking about the military industrial complex oh yes yes yes oh let me hear that yeah yeah yeah was that free use you're talking about space force the president right is he talking about Space Force?

[2364] No. You can reassure people.

[2365] You're not looking for some kind of conflict.

[2366] Oh, this is Fox News, man. You can't play this.

[2367] It's the news.

[2368] It's like a clip from a Fox segment.

[2369] It's the news, though.

[2370] Yeah, but I don't think you get pulled for this.

[2371] If you don't want me to play it, I won't play it.

[2372] Yeah, the news.

[2373] You can always play the news.

[2374] Let me hear him say it.

[2375] This is my friend Steve Hilton show.

[2376] It's just there.

[2377] And don't kid yourself.

[2378] You do have a military industrial complex.

[2379] They do like war.

[2380] You know, in Syria with the Caliphate.

[2381] So I wipe out 100 % of the Caliphate.

[2382] That doesn't mean you know.

[2383] not going to have these crazy people going around blowing up stores and blowing up things.

[2384] These are seriously ill people.

[2385] I don't want to say, oh, they're wiped out, you know, ISIS.

[2386] But I wiped out 100 % of the caliphate.

[2387] I said, I want to bring our troops back home.

[2388] The place went crazy.

[2389] They want to keep it.

[2390] You have people here in Washington.

[2391] They never want to leave.

[2392] I say, you know what I'll do?

[2393] I'll leave a couple of hundred soldiers behind.

[2394] But if it was up to them, they'd bring thousands of soldiers in.

[2395] Someday people will explain it.

[2396] Well, this is an example.

[2397] Whoa, that's fucking heavy.

[2398] Now, stop right here.

[2399] Now, if that was from anyone, and any normal person, you would say that guy's out of his fucking mind.

[2400] That's a conspiracy.

[2401] There's no one who wants war.

[2402] But you hear that from the actual sitting president of the United States who has no reason to say that.

[2403] Like, why does he have a reason to say that?

[2404] It must be an excuse for why he didn't pull everyone out 100%.

[2405] And that's a really overlooked insight And that's part of the problem Is that so many people hate Trump That even when he says something like that That we should listen to Because it's coming from the president Of the United States While he's a sitting president And why he's talking about pulling people Out of troop out of war And people still don't want to listen Because it's on Fox News And because it's the president Because so many people hate the president They don't want to hear about this That should be something that's talked about The D class it's about to happen shit they're you think so the well what is the declass that's about to happen it's you know what does that mean do you declass the fiza applications at declass everything involved in how the russian investigation started right that's the problem they were trying there's evidence and this is coming with the fiza d class that trump wasn't supposed to win there's text messages going back between a two FBI agents right saying well what if he wins and goes he he ain't going to win.

[2406] He's going to crush him, like a zillion to one.

[2407] And he goes, but what if he does win?

[2408] And these are text messages.

[2409] They've been released that anybody can do that.

[2410] I want to continue that.

[2411] I have to piss so bad.

[2412] Folks, we're back from a piss break.

[2413] We had to go.

[2414] I've been drinking a lot of water lately.

[2415] I'm trying to be super healthy.

[2416] Me too, man. I thought Pellegrino was good enough.

[2417] I thought, I thought, I, there's no way those bubbles are good for you.

[2418] You know what I mean?

[2419] Okay, let's find out.

[2420] They're not.

[2421] They can be, no. I've looked up a dentist saying that, like, Okay, what would happen to your body if all you drank was Perrier and Pellegrino, and that's it.

[2422] No, forget about the teeth, the overall health of your body.

[2423] It's not so much about the body.

[2424] It's about your teeth is what that is.

[2425] No, but forget about the teeth.

[2426] It's just water.

[2427] But is it going to give you cancer?

[2428] But the carbonation's got to be doing something to you.

[2429] To your teeth is all it's really doing.

[2430] I wonder if it's doing something to your organs, too, or something.

[2431] So is it getting something to your teeth because of the carbonation?

[2432] It's got to, it's got to be.

[2433] It's just water and carbonation.

[2434] So what's the carbonation?

[2435] Is it nitrogen in the water?

[2436] Like, what's, what is the carbonation?

[2437] It's nitrogen, right?

[2438] Man, I hope it's great for you.

[2439] I hope it's acid.

[2440] Acid.

[2441] Oh, my God.

[2442] It's bad for you.

[2443] It can be good, right?

[2444] And that's all I was drinking for a while.

[2445] But I was happy with myself because, you know, I feel like you do something good.

[2446] My vice was Coca -Cola.

[2447] Right.

[2448] So it got me off Coke.

[2449] I don't give the fuck about Coke.

[2450] I got off it.

[2451] I'll drink Coke every now and then.

[2452] But I'm not, I used to be like, I want it.

[2453] Like, with a meal, if I went out to a restaurant, had ever.

[2454] fucking coke you know what i mean but now pellegrino is it totally satisfies me i'm good i'm good with it but then i just got away with i just kept drinking just that i think it's better than coke but it's not as good as water i'm gonna go with that yeah it's got me way better than coke right coke is the worst but why is it so delicious dude some some food you just want a cold diet coke with like if i have a fucking cheeseburger i know i'm already not eating healthy Give me a fucking Diet Coke Why are we playing games, right?

[2455] You know that feeling?

[2456] A Palo Grino is good enough for me It's good enough with your burger It's satisfying it But if you're gonna have a burger and fries The best is Coca -Cola, for sure You want goddamn Diet Coke You'll work it off in the gym Not diet, not diet You like regular Coke?

[2457] Regular Coke?

[2458] I don't like regular Coke It's too syrupy It's just too hard for me It's just Whews, Jamie's like So I miss it It's because Jamie's Midwest Midwest, they give it to their babies They put it in bottles and shit.

[2459] Call it pop.

[2460] Can bottle or a styrofoam cup?

[2461] No, like a baseball cup.

[2462] A breast bottle.

[2463] What's that?

[2464] Mexican Coke, then Chipotle.

[2465] In a bottle?

[2466] Yeah.

[2467] Oh, but you like the styrofoam cups?

[2468] No, no, no. Only Chipotle's got a weird flavor Coke that I really like that got me back into drinking it a long time ago.

[2469] Chipotle has their own Coke?

[2470] A lot of people say McDonald's Coke is the best.

[2471] I highly disagree.

[2472] It's not all the same?

[2473] No, it's definitely not.

[2474] It's weird.

[2475] Yeah, they have different flavors they send out different places.

[2476] Like a strain?

[2477] It says its original taste on the label at Chipotle, which is...

[2478] That's weird.

[2479] Like, which...

[2480] You make a deal with Coke, and you don't know which flavor you're getting.

[2481] Let me ask you this.

[2482] Do you think Andy Ruiz being the heavyweight champion to bring Mexicans and the rest of America closer together?

[2483] I think so.

[2484] What if he starts fucking everybody up?

[2485] What if he fucks up everybody?

[2486] What if he becomes the man?

[2487] That would be amazing.

[2488] Viva Mexico, man. It'd be pretty crazy.

[2489] Interesting, right?

[2490] Like, what Joe Lewis was.

[2491] was or what Muhammad Ali was during the civil rights movement.

[2492] How about that?

[2493] What's his record?

[2494] Has he ever lost?

[2495] I think he's 31 and one.

[2496] One loss, but it was a split decision to Joseph Parker, who's a legit world -class fighter.

[2497] So one decision.

[2498] 2029.

[2499] Yeah, he's young, young guy.

[2500] And he's fucking good, man. Like, he's good.

[2501] People get confused because of the way he looks.

[2502] That motherfucker throws hands, and the way he punches is super fluid.

[2503] Like, everything's like, blah, blah, blah, blah, like nasty combinations, like way quicker than most heavyweights.

[2504] Way, way quicker.

[2505] Really interesting, man. When you watch him fight, you're like, wow.

[2506] So the fight is him versus that bronze bomber guy, right?

[2507] Well, I would imagine the fight is the rematch in England and fucking Wembley Arena or some shit in front of a million people.

[2508] That's probably going to be the rematch.

[2509] And if he fucks him up again, which, uh, man, I don't know.

[2510] know what happened in that fight um but fight tyson fury too right oh yeah for sure yeah he could fight tyson fury um i mean andy can fight tyson fury and he can fight uh dante wilder but the big money i think is in the rematch that's probably where the big money is and then that the problem of that is man all of a sudden that heavyweight division looks good it's great oh it's great right now this is as good as the heavyweight division has been in decades It's amazing right now But the most exciting is Deonté Because Deonté flattlines people with one shot In this crazy way And he's just built like He's built like a giant Tommy Hearns almost like You know?

[2511] And he just got crazy power man His power makes me just put my hand on my hand And go what the fuck?

[2512] You think Francis and Gano could box?

[2513] I know he could box At the top level No I mean I think he could with training But he's a little older too you know Francis is How old is Francis?

[2514] I want to say he's 34 He started fairly late in life Learning how to fight in period But he's so big and so powerful man What is he?

[2515] 32 32's not that bad That's young, that's pretty young He's he in my opinion Is the most dangerous One Punch guy I've ever seen He if you make any mistake with that guy It's heavy weights Just go flying across the room You think of Francis Stangano versus Andy Ruiz would be big?

[2516] Andy Ruiz is a way better boxer.

[2517] So he's a way, way, way better boxer.

[2518] It's a big difference.

[2519] No one wants to see it?

[2520] 100 amateur fights.

[2521] People would see it, just like people want to see Floyd Mayweather versus Connor McGregor.

[2522] Yeah.

[2523] But it's kind of the same, in the same way that, you know, Connor McGregor knocks people dead in the UFC.

[2524] And you know Floyd Mayweather's the greatest boxer of all time, of all time.

[2525] I mean, he's probably the most skillful defensive artist we've ever seen and Floyd got hit a couple of times the thing about Francis and Gano is I think even with big gloves you can't let him hit you like that if he gets if like a Floyd the way Floyd got hit with that uppercut by Connor Connor just kind of placed it there he popped him it was a good shot but Floyd didn't get wobbled he didn't get dropped if Francis hit somebody like that I don't give a fuck who you are if he hits you with that Alistair overreamed left hook that he hit alster with get the fuck out of here no one's surviving that he just seems like the way he knocked out cane we clipped him with that little short uppercut and cane seemed like he didn't even know he got hit yeah i think he hits stupid hard like crazy ridiculous off the charts hard i think when he hits people they're just like what in the hell the only guy who's been able to survive that shit is stepe and of course derrick lewis but they just didn't do much to each other in that fight everybody else he touches you with that shit and you just go flying.

[2526] He hits so goddamn hard that if he just went into boxing straight and said at UFC, who the fuck knows, man?

[2527] He could be the fucking heavyweight champion of the world, like legitimately.

[2528] If you stop and think about how quickly Deonti Wilder went from boxing to earning a bronze medal in the Olympics, it was a year and a half.

[2529] I mean, Wilder is exceptionally talented, exceptionally powerful, unbelievable one -punch knockout power.

[2530] But so is Francis.

[2531] Like if Francis has chosen.

[2532] to go that path who fucking knows man who knows if he learns how to wrestle like really learns how to wrestle and really learns how to submit people can imagine like where everybody has to stand with him because you're scared of him on the ground yeah I mean he's at 265 pounds natural and shredded the way he is with unbelievable power that's just a super unusual case that guy could have any Any combat sport.

[2533] If he went into kickboxing, same shit.

[2534] It'd be fucking everybody up.

[2535] Just hits so goddamn hard.

[2536] He hits people and you just go, yikes.

[2537] Like, whoa.

[2538] It's hard to learn jiu -jitsu once you're already famous.

[2539] That's a tough one.

[2540] That is a tough one.

[2541] Yeah, it's tough.

[2542] Because the only way to learn jihitsu correctly is with 100 % sparring.

[2543] And you don't do that with your wrestling.

[2544] With wrestling, but you can go 100 % sparring with wrestling because there's no...

[2545] You don't do that with you striking.

[2546] Yeah.

[2547] You don't do that with your striking.

[2548] Not that much.

[2549] But once you become famous, it's very hard to go 100 % with just anybody.

[2550] You know what I mean?

[2551] There's a lot on the line.

[2552] Yeah, it's possible, but it would have to be well engineered by a really good manager, right?

[2553] Like someone like a Dan Lambert who comes along and says, this is how we're going to do this.

[2554] We're going to take this as a project, and we're going to bring in wrestlers.

[2555] And these guys are going to specifically work with you on these very specific drills.

[2556] are going to help you get up and help you stay up.

[2557] And we're going to, this is what our job is.

[2558] Our job is now this.

[2559] We're going to turn you into the heavyweight champion in the world.

[2560] But it would have to be like someone who had like a real specific group of guys that knew the goal.

[2561] And there wasn't no eagles involved.

[2562] So it wasn't, you're not going to bring in some guys going to try to out wrestle them or hurt them or knock them out or do anything.

[2563] They're there working for the goal.

[2564] But that's hard to do.

[2565] You know, everybody has their own ideas.

[2566] You know, that's one of the real problems that fighters have at a really high level is finding people that you can train with that are commensurate and skill level, but they're not trying to take you out, you know, to aid each other.

[2567] Like, imagine, imagine if Mark Kerr got balls deep into jiu -jitsu and got obsessed with it.

[2568] He would have been, he would have had a longer career, that's for sure.

[2569] And, you know, if he got good on the back.

[2570] Oh, my God.

[2571] And you see that with wrestlers every now and then, like, after six, seven years, you see it like, oh, my God, they're taking the back now and they're choking people out.

[2572] You saw that with John Fitch, you know, it took a while.

[2573] He was just cool with ground and pound and just, you know, getting the takedown.

[2574] And then slowly he started seeing him pass and take backs and then he took backs.

[2575] You see it Anthony Smith choking out Gustavs?

[2576] Yes.

[2577] How crazy is that?

[2578] Yes.

[2579] And he did it with a broken hand.

[2580] Yeah.

[2581] Yeah, man, that was pretty crazy.

[2582] A fucking dude is the real deal.

[2583] Yeah.

[2584] He's the real deal.

[2585] How did the John Jones fight go?

[2586] I don't remember.

[2587] John Jones just outclassed him.

[2588] He was ahead of him.

[2589] He knew what he was going to do before he did it.

[2590] Was the decision?

[2591] Yeah.

[2592] Five rounds.

[2593] Five -round decision?

[2594] Yeah, dominant decision.

[2595] John just, I mean, he never got wobbled or knocked down ever?

[2596] No, he got hit.

[2597] I mean, he definitely got hit.

[2598] He took some shots, but he was fine at the end of it.

[2599] Early in the fight, though, he showed he looked very smooth, very fluid.

[2600] In the first round, he looked very good, very composed, considering world title fight against John Jones.

[2601] I mean, everything he did when he's moving, he wasn't exploding, he wasn't blowing away, any nervous energy, he fought very technically.

[2602] Very good technical stand -up.

[2603] And just, look, John is just John.

[2604] John's on another level.

[2605] There's everybody else, then there's John Jones.

[2606] It's another level.

[2607] He knows when you're tired, too.

[2608] You see him when he senses, like, any time where you're trying to catch a break, he senses it.

[2609] And he starts ramping it up and moving towards you and kicking your legs.

[2610] You see it.

[2611] Smells blood.

[2612] He smells blood.

[2613] He's a fucking straight -up killer, man. He just knows.

[2614] There's a lot of aspects to his game that are very interesting.

[2615] But he just knows how to feed.

[2616] where a guy is he knows the distance in terms of like knowing how to feel where a guy is in terms of how far away the guy is from him because he's the best ever at utilizing his long reach but he also knows where the guy is psychologically he knows he knows when guys are physically tired who's he fighting next he's going to fight tiago santos i don't know too much about how my god that beast throws bricks more of a striker than jihitsu oh yeah yeah way more way more he's got a giant hammer tattooed on his chest he knocks people in another day dimension he's a beast man a legit beast when's that um that's uh isn't that august isn't that august in laa i think that's uh the anaheim card i think am i making that up it's a great fucking fight though great fight for as long as it lasts who knows you know that guy he can knock anybody out it just swings wild but john should be a heavy favorite going into the fight john fights on the july card oh it is a july card oh my god that's right steep a and dc That's right.

[2617] That's where I got confused.

[2618] Anaheim, Steepa, and D .C. John Jones versus Tagos Santos is one of the...

[2619] Dude, I didn't even know.

[2620] That was on.

[2621] Steepan D .C. is on?

[2622] Yes.

[2623] Damn.

[2624] I didn't know that.

[2625] Romero and Paula Costa is also rebooked for that.

[2626] That's Anaheim as well, right?

[2627] Yeah.

[2628] Ooh, Yoel Romero and Paula Costa.

[2629] Best Body Ever fight.

[2630] They're fighting for the best body ever.

[2631] That's what they're doing.

[2632] Like, who's the king?

[2633] Did he win some sort of lawsuit?

[2634] Yes.

[2635] Yuel might never fight again.

[2636] He won $27 million.

[2637] And he was like, I give up.

[2638] Because there was a supplement company that had tainted supplements legitimately.

[2639] They tested them independently, and they found out that this shit is, it's tainted.

[2640] It makes people piss hot for steroid tests.

[2641] So he sued him.

[2642] The question is whether or not he's going to be able to collect, rather, because, you know, when you sue someone, they can go bankrupt.

[2643] Like if they're a corporation, that's why someone forms an LLC.

[2644] so if they've got some steroid tainted shit and an athlete sues them i wonder if they actually have to pay or if one that they could just disband the company because 27 million is a lot of money you know who knows the company might not even be worth 27 million i don't know what the company is do you know what the company is i'm just saying it right now what's the name of it gold star performance that's a big name i've heard that name before have you heard that name before i think that's a big name and supplements you know what man if anything to blow them up it'll be worth it just pay them we're gonna make a hundred million because uh people are gonna jump on it you know what i mean like people that don't fight professionally like oh shit cool let's do it yeah that's true right give me the shit that hector lombard pistot for yeah 100 % i got that shit i got that shit son you're gonna get a thick old neck what's up jamie they got it they got what if this is the right company I just looked up when I tried to type in their revenue.

[2645] They're doing all right.

[2646] Yeah?

[2647] How much they're worth?

[2648] I don't know if this is the right company, but the one I just found says they did.

[2649] I had a cash balance of $96 .5 million as of December 31st.

[2650] Oh, give up the $27 million to the Cuban, baby.

[2651] Might not be the actual same company, but it's got the same name at least.

[2652] I bet it's that company.

[2653] Let's say it is that company.

[2654] Come on.

[2655] Give up that money.

[2656] I want to see Y 'L.

[2657] Romero just covering in furs, gold chains and shit.

[2658] Just living like a pimp.

[2659] Well, I want to see Y 'O.

[2660] Romero in like, some sort of crazy gazelle skin coat with like full six pack just no minks right minks would be better like something crazy just 27 million in the bank not giving a fuck 20 girls around yeah he'll start rapping in cuban hello you it's pretty good that fucking guy he's the freakyest athlete i've ever seen he moves so fast sometimes you're like like what like he you know You know, when he fought Chris Wyman, I remember when he landed that flying knee.

[2661] I was like, oh, my God.

[2662] That guy could do that out of nowhere.

[2663] Out of nowhere.

[2664] You can never sleep on him because he'll, he, like, lulls you into his false sense of everything being okay.

[2665] He moves slow.

[2666] You know, he just moves slow.

[2667] He moves slow.

[2668] He move away when you kick him.

[2669] Moves away.

[2670] Almost like he's conserving energy.

[2671] And then boom!

[2672] He just jumps on you.

[2673] It's amazing to see a guy like him at 40 years of age be that fucking explosive.

[2674] you know you're right at 40 with that lawsuit shit why fight he might go maybe he wants to fuck up Paulo Costa and that's a wrap maybe after that fight but if he actually gets the money that's the problem see it's all bullshit until the money's in your bank account because if they appeal and then you know the drag it into appeals court which they probably will right I mean I'd imagine could take years could take years yeah yeah and then the meanwhile if they have that money they could just invest that money It just make itself back and then give them what they invested with, eh, here, here's your money.

[2675] Didn't cost the shit.

[2676] They could do that, too, as long as it's long enough.

[2677] Maybe they have like $500 million.

[2678] They're like, ah, $25 million.

[2679] That whole supplement world is a weird world.

[2680] It's very weird.

[2681] You know, we had problems with it with Alpha Brain early.

[2682] Our Alpha Brain had other shit in it with different vitamins and they weren't supposed to be in there.

[2683] I'm like, what is this in there?

[2684] So we had to change suppliers.

[2685] It's tricky, man. When you're making stuff and you're not they.

[2686] For every step of the way, you hire companies to do it.

[2687] Like, well, how are they doing it?

[2688] How are they mixing it?

[2689] What's the vat look like?

[2690] Did they clean that shit?

[2691] You know?

[2692] And then somewhere down the rind, like, Tim Means, he was another one.

[2693] Remember Tim Means?

[2694] Tim the dirty bird?

[2695] It's a bad motherfucker.

[2696] He, same thing, pissed hot for some shit that was just some over -the -counter stuff.

[2697] They found it.

[2698] But they gave him, like, six months.

[2699] I think they gave Yuel a long time, too, though, didn't he?

[2700] Can they give him, like, six months or something like that?

[2701] I don't know.

[2702] I think they gave him a long time It was like six months Which apparently is worth 27 million I got two Woo 27's a nice number too man Yeah you got a six month suspension Yeah whatever If he gets that 27 million He won't give a fuck about that six month suspension Have you had 27 million clean In the bank that you don't have to pay taxes on Is that how it works?

[2703] No you got to pay taxes Do you when you get a lawsuit?

[2704] Some of them are different I think it might depend on where you are It seems ridiculous.

[2705] Why would the government say, ah, you could keep that?

[2706] Why would the government get a piece of you getting your career damaged?

[2707] I know, but isn't that nuts?

[2708] They get a piece.

[2709] But that's funny.

[2710] Like, they've ruled that you got damaged.

[2711] So someone has to give you money to make up for all the money that you lost.

[2712] You lost $27 million worth of revenue.

[2713] We're going to make it right, U .L. So they give them that $27 million.

[2714] And the government's like, not so fast.

[2715] You might have lost $27 million.

[2716] But we didn't get our piece.

[2717] I bet you have to pay taxes.

[2718] If you didn't have to pay taxes on things, imagine how few people would pay taxes.

[2719] You know what it would be like if the IRS wasn't so fucking ruthless chasing people down, it would be like those things where you bought 99 records for a dollar.

[2720] Remember that?

[2721] When nobody ever paid for it, the record club.

[2722] Yeah.

[2723] They would send you the cassettes.

[2724] A penny.

[2725] Yeah, it was like a penny.

[2726] And you get to pick, you get to pick this.

[2727] Oh, R .O. Speedwagon.

[2728] Ooh, Billy Joel, the stranger.

[2729] and you get to check off the list in the box.

[2730] No one ever paid.

[2731] No one paid.

[2732] I don't know a single person that paid.

[2733] They try to chase me down.

[2734] Maybe they didn't want the money.

[2735] They just wanted to spread the music.

[2736] Maybe they did.

[2737] Maybe it was a scam.

[2738] Maybe they had insured themselves against a certain amount of loss and certain amount of suckers paid.

[2739] Because they did harass you a little bit.

[2740] They'd send you letters like, hey man. Sent you all those kiss cassettes.

[2741] You haven't got back to us.

[2742] Remember that?

[2743] Did you do that, Jamie?

[2744] Yeah, Columbia House.

[2745] That's right, Columbia Records House.

[2746] And then they'd send you shit like a box with shit you didn't want.

[2747] I don't want hauling notes.

[2748] Was it Columbia House Records?

[2749] Columbia Records House.

[2750] It was a club.

[2751] They were always in TV guides.

[2752] That's right.

[2753] There was always an advertising insert.

[2754] Dude, that's the first time I found out about, well, it was actually late night TV, about Dianetics.

[2755] I didn't know Dianetics was Scientology.

[2756] I thought it was like, you know, you got to kick ass, take on the world, get away from your insecurities and your fears they drag you in a little bit first they drag you in with a volcano and smart they're showing the volcano and the commercial that's way better than than like those dudes you see it freeway overpasses that are screaming Jesus saves Jesus saves like dude nobody from doing this you ain't bringing nobody to Jesus man yeah but it's smart you don't tell them you want to get someone into Jesus you don't tell them it's about Jesus you know what you just bring in it's self -help the real way to get someone into Jesus is to lead by Jesus' example and be a really good Christian.

[2757] And someone says, well, why are you such a nice person?

[2758] Say, because I'm a Christian.

[2759] And a real Christian is a really nice person.

[2760] And the person would be like, damn, I want to be a really nice person.

[2761] And they say, well, why don't you come to church with me on Sunday?

[2762] And next thing you know, you go to church with them.

[2763] That's how you do it.

[2764] That's how you do it.

[2765] You can't be a really nice person on the corner of Hollywood Boulevard and LaBreya.

[2766] But then when they corner you, don't you say that.

[2767] Don't you say I did?

[2768] You got pretty eyes.

[2769] You got a pretty ass.

[2770] That's going to be cut up.

[2771] Should be cut up.

[2772] That guy seemed demonic to me, man. He creeped me the fuck out.

[2773] That creeped me out, man. That guy's used to telling people things like that.

[2774] He used to yelling at people and point his finger out.

[2775] That long fingernail pulling it at you.

[2776] You'd make a great demon.

[2777] Imagine what it must be like to be a fly on the wall, one of those billion -dollar preachers.

[2778] just they must be getting pussy they must be there has to be right of course it has to be top shelf they'll be flying them in from Czechoslovakia and shit they got their crew of actors skiing in on a fucking hill of cocaine it's crazy how yeah they got a bunch of actors and plants and all that shit but it's crazy how they get people to believe it and they get put in trances and shit and you know some of them are acting but some of them are like you know there's a certain percentage of people that are hypnotizable.

[2779] What is it?

[2780] What is it?

[2781] Like 20 % maybe?

[2782] It's the people that didn't get sucked into pro wrestling.

[2783] Pro wrestling could have got them.

[2784] They would have believed that that was real.

[2785] They missed that and they got sucked into like the snake handlers and shit.

[2786] What percentage do you think?

[2787] Because when you go to those hypnotist shows, the scam is before the show.

[2788] Like this is considered the scam part.

[2789] It's before the show.

[2790] They go into the audience and they find people that are easily hypnotized.

[2791] Right?

[2792] So then they bring them out.

[2793] Well, one of the things they do is they let you be aware that.

[2794] they might call upon you.

[2795] And so just to make sure that your story matches, we would like to know whatever happened to you, is there something that's bothering you so that we know that when Cindy the Magnificent, when she calls out to you, that your story matches up with a piece of paper.

[2796] There's little weird tricks they do with people.

[2797] They ask them to fill out these forums, talk about their childhood.

[2798] That's the psychic shit.

[2799] That's psychic shit, for sure.

[2800] They'll have gophers like listening to the people talk.

[2801] But I'm talking about Preachers do that too Hypnotice shows Where they take like a couple Maybe they take one person on stage And they hypnotize them Then they wake them up And then they make them do weird shit That they don't remember Oh yeah dude I saw that before I've seen it So that's real Oh it's real So there are people A certain percentage of the population Who knows what it is Maybe it's 10 % Maybe it's 60 % Who knows But there are people that Can be put under a spell Under a spell In it they could be in a trance Do something while they're awake, they're awake, and they do something under command without any control and they don't remember it.

[2802] And then they get snapped out of it.

[2803] Yes.

[2804] All that's real?

[2805] Yes.

[2806] That's crazy.

[2807] It's varying degrees, but it's real in live audiences, which is particularly weird.

[2808] Yeah.

[2809] Frank Santos, the R -rated hypnotist, was a staple in Boston when I was coming up, when I was an open mic, Frank actually even ran a comedy club at one point in time.

[2810] And his son is a hypnotist now.

[2811] Frank Santos, he would do Stitches Comedy Club, me and Greg Fitzsimmons and Nick DePaolo and all these guys.

[2812] We saw him do this and he would do it on a regular basis.

[2813] It happened every week.

[2814] He had one night a week a week.

[2815] And it wasn't just at that club.

[2816] It was one night a week at Stitch's Comedy Stop and one night a week at giggles.

[2817] Sorry.

[2818] But he would get a bunch of people out of the audience and he would have a bunch of volunteers who wants a volunteer and you get the people on the stage and everybody would be like well i can't believe we're here and they would hypnotize them and hypnotize them and hypnotize them and do this thing you're getting sleepy you're going to listen to me i'm going to count to five and when i count to five you are going to be doing push -ups and underneath you is going to be madonna and she's going to be naked and he would do that and it would work on some people and look at people and you're not under come on come with me and he would get rid of them but then some people would just be under and you would be like this isn't real is this real but then you would see your friend go up there you would see someone you knew go up there and you would see people see their friends go up there and what they couldn't believe it and the person was really doing it and you could tell they were really doing it and they'd be so embarrassed they'd be so embarrassed when they found out that they did this in front of these people they'd be like what yeah you came in your pants and like some guys would actually come in their pants they would come in their pants he would tell them when i'm going to count three and like number three you're going to come in your pants one two three and you got be like oh no he'd see him get like super embarrassed like these aren't good actors but you could see the embarrassment in their face they were bewildered they were so confused they were like what happened how did this happen but it wasn't everybody i wonder if there's probably couldn't i wonder if there's a i would love to see a documentary on people getting hypnotized and like proving that it's real and doing different things well i got hypnotized i got hypnotized you went under yeah yeah but i didn't get hypnotized to do anything i got hypnotized by viny shorman viny shorman did he make you do things you didn't remember i hope not no i just laid there i And he gave it to me. No. I laid there and he talked to me while I was laying there.

[2819] And when he was talking to me, I knew he was there and I knew I was there.

[2820] And I knew I was just chilling on this couch.

[2821] It wasn't like I was in a trance and I was going somewhere and I was very aware that it was happening.

[2822] But it was like he was put me in a suggestive state and he was talking to me about various things that I wanted to work on, mostly organization and discipline stuff like discipline like getting things done and would just want something that I'm always concentrating on and uh then when it was over it was just over I was awake through all of it but it was weird it was like a weird state it was like as if like the regular world has like a crazy filter over it like were you stone that's a yes it's hard to guess I would probably say yes and it sounds like me well you're You weren't hypnotized, like, the kind of, like, those dudes that don't remember what they did and all that.

[2823] But he doesn't do that, though, and I think other people can do that.

[2824] And I think they do that to some people.

[2825] But that's not what he's trying to do.

[2826] Anybody, his, I think, and I'm speaking for Vinny, but I think that anybody can allow themselves to get into this suggestive state, to get into this state of hypnosis.

[2827] But that's different than the kind of people that will think that they really are having sex with Madonna on stage.

[2828] Yeah.

[2829] They tell people that really do come in their pants.

[2830] That's crazy.

[2831] I'm talking about those people.

[2832] Locked in.

[2833] There's something locked in about them, but it was 100 % real.

[2834] You think those people that are easily hypnotizable can be influenced, they could be hypnotized by something on a TV screen?

[2835] Maybe.

[2836] Why not?

[2837] I don't know what that element, what is, what's causing you to go under?

[2838] You know what I'm saying?

[2839] Like, is it just the words, the way the person is saying it?

[2840] Is it them looking at your, Frank Santos was an interesting guy.

[2841] He was a very short fellow, and this is coming from a short guy, and he had glasses, and he was kind of like a big guy, and he was heavy, you know, he was overweight, and it just seemed real unassuming and sweet and kind and soft and just, hello, everybody, how are you?

[2842] How are you?

[2843] You know, and it's just talking to you, you're going to get sleepy, you're going to get sleepy, you're going to sleep, you're sleepy.

[2844] You're sleepy.

[2845] And they would just nod off.

[2846] He'd be like, whoa, what the fuck.

[2847] He just knew how to do it.

[2848] And he would do it so calmly and confidently, and he would do it every week.

[2849] And every week we would watch.

[2850] Some people would work on, some people who wouldn't work on.

[2851] I wonder if anybody can do it.

[2852] Anybody can put someone under a trance if they were taught the right way.

[2853] And they just, all you got to do is learn something?

[2854] Or is it some kind of special gift or something?

[2855] I bet it's a skill.

[2856] I bet it's a skill, but I bet it's just like having a good personality.

[2857] Like some people, you want to hear them talk all the time.

[2858] Dude, what if there's dudes like that, they date and they're just looking for girls.

[2859] Yeah, they're just looking for girls that get hypnotized.

[2860] So they go, ooh, they got alive when they take them.

[2861] Make him home, make him do all sorts of crazy shit.

[2862] I knew a guy who was a comic who also worked as a hypnotist, and he could hypnotize people.

[2863] And I remember walking by him while he was talking to this girl.

[2864] And she goes, no, I don't want to be hypnotized.

[2865] And I remember thinking, what are you saying to her?

[2866] Oh, this was back in the dizzy, too.

[2867] What if there was a hypnotist slash comedian that mastered hypnotizing people from the stage?

[2868] And he got him to laugh hysterically at everything and so he's just like killing and crushing every night Well, I think comedy is a form of mass hypnosis.

[2869] It's funny you say that because I think that's what's happening when you're locked in like when you're locked in and everyone's locked into what you're doing And you're killing.

[2870] There's these moments where it's like the audience sinks minds with you like hypnotism.

[2871] It's very similar because when you're killing there's this feeling that you get where you're you're You're like, it's an energy feeling.

[2872] It's not just you saying something and they think you're so funny, so you feel so good.

[2873] It's like you're riding this wave.

[2874] And as long as you've practiced the material so much that you know where the beats are, and as long as you're so engaged in the material that you really are thinking about it as you're saying it, you're not bullshitting them.

[2875] You're not just saying the words because they know when you're just saying the words.

[2876] They want you to be fully engaged.

[2877] but there's these moments when you are fully engaged and they know you are and you're riding this wave together because you know the material so much so that you can be fully engaged but not have to think about what comes next because you know what comes next but you're saying it as if you've never said it before and you're thinking of it as if you've never thought it before you're thinking of it as if you've never said it before and they're locked in and it's like hypnosis it's very very similar as far as I know I mean, I've never hypnotized anybody, but I feel like when you're killing, it's a state of mind.

[2878] It's like you're achieving a group state of mind with all these people.

[2879] It's weird.

[2880] Yeah.

[2881] That's why I say that, like, specials are, like, at the very best, 80 % of what it's like to be there, at the very best.

[2882] It's probably not even close.

[2883] I'm probably being super generous with what a special actually is in comparison to being there live.

[2884] Like, sometimes I'll see a recording and I'm, well, yeah, I thought that was.

[2885] was better.

[2886] I thought that was better when I saw it live.

[2887] Because when I was live and I was watching the person, I was in the room.

[2888] Yeah.

[2889] I'm soaking up the laughs in the room.

[2890] They're all the people in the room.

[2891] Everybody took, they took an Uber to get there.

[2892] They got drinks.

[2893] They're excited.

[2894] They're pumped up.

[2895] The guy's killing.

[2896] You're locked in.

[2897] You're in the room with these people.

[2898] Can't believe you just had that?

[2899] And you're all feeling it together.

[2900] At home, you're getting a fraction of that.

[2901] Yeah.

[2902] You know, it's like hypnosis, man. There's an energy that's being shared.

[2903] You know, I mean, you've been doing a lot of stand -up now.

[2904] Don't you feel like that?

[2905] Like, when it clicks, like, there's an energy that's being bounced back and forth between two people, between you and the audience.

[2906] Yeah, yeah.

[2907] For sure.

[2908] I mean, when it works, you know, I'm a blue belt and comedy.

[2909] You know what I mean?

[2910] You're like a coral belt, red belt, you know what I mean?

[2911] You know, I'm pulling it off, and it feels good, even when you just pull it off and everyone's laughing and everyone's having a good time.

[2912] It's fucking feels great.

[2913] Yeah, it feels.

[2914] Those moments That's why I'm doing it Because it's so much fun It's just like what I do After Jiu -Jitsu I hang out with my students And we just talk about the craziest shit For about 10, 15 minutes And then I go home It happens almost every night We're talking about crazy shit And it's the same thing We're making each other laugh And when it works on stage It's that times 1 ,000 It's just, you know When people are laughing And everything's working It's great Obviously when it's not working And they smell blood and you're not feeling what you're saying and kind of just going through the motions and that happens to me. You know, I'm still new in the game.

[2915] That sucks.

[2916] Yeah.

[2917] That's horrible.

[2918] That's horrible.

[2919] But luckily, the first year, you know, I was just trying to figure out what the fuck was I was going to do and trying to structure my set.

[2920] I smoked weed before I went on stage.

[2921] I don't do that no more.

[2922] I go on stage is clear, clear, mind it, and it's way better because it's easier to remember all the material when you're not stone.

[2923] You know, eventually, I can, you know, go back to smoking weed like you before I set because I've gotten the structure down so well that I could just go up there.

[2924] And it's like, you know, when I teach and I do a seminar, I got that shit down on lock.

[2925] Well, I really like doing sober October.

[2926] I really like not smoking before shows too.

[2927] It was fun.

[2928] It's fun to do.

[2929] It's different.

[2930] Have a cocktail, you know what I mean?

[2931] I couldn't even do that.

[2932] It's sober October.

[2933] Everything was just completely sober.

[2934] I like, you know, having to drink and then, you know, maybe a cup of coffee, get my blood guard.

[2935] Boom.

[2936] Like before I teach, I have some coffee.

[2937] you know I move around that's one thing I do I stretch out move around shadow box yeah I get my body loose I just want to get the blood pumping I just want to feel looser physically it's hard to know like when though you know like what's when is it looser is it looser right now like just kind of just I have just a bunch of things that I do I just start throwing knees loosening up my arms you know stretch my back out stretch my legs out you know when it works though man when you're just like connected with the audience where I felt that the most so far was in Houston almost a year ago and just for some reason man that crowd was a Saturday night Saturday night yes I caught a wave they were all waiting to scream they could as soon as I walked on stage they were already laughing I didn't say anything they were just all ready to go Curtis was there with Priscilla his fiance and it was it was that was the best night so far I mean as far as far as far as connection and um man you know you you're chasing that you always want that you know you always want that same high and then the next day in austin man it wasn't it was the opposite we talked about this the last time you were here yeah you had a rough set on sunday um i'm going nice though you know it's good for you can i throw a little houston plug not this weekend but next friday june 14th me and sam tripley are doing tin four hat comedy a friday in plano texas which is uh just outside of Dallas, and then Saturday, June 15, we're back at the secret group in Houston.

[2938] That was my favorite night so far, so hopefully we could do the same thing again.

[2939] I'm keeping my fingers crossed, but, man, I'm really looking forward to going back to Houston.

[2940] Yeah, me too.

[2941] I'm announcing a bunch of dates on Wednesday, and Houston and Dallas are both on that menu.

[2942] And then we're doing another date in Colorado.

[2943] Colorado's two nights now, 23 and the 24th at the Belco, Joe Rogan .com for all that shit.

[2944] How about those Houston gigs used to do, like, back in 2004, 2005?

[2945] Remember, we'd go to Houston, Austin.

[2946] Those were some crazy.

[2947] Those Houston was always, for some reason.

[2948] Always fun comedy town.

[2949] Dude, they're ready to laugh, dude.

[2950] They're ready to go.

[2951] That's where Kinnison started, you know.

[2952] Kinnison started there.

[2953] Hick started there.

[2954] A lot of great comics came out of Houston.

[2955] It was a good spot.

[2956] So they had like a real appetite for comedy then.

[2957] You know, they're smart people that are, you know, they're living in like a, it's like a Texas city.

[2958] so it's like Texas, but it's also a city.

[2959] Houston's a great spot.

[2960] It's one of the best.

[2961] All right, let's wrap this bitch up.

[2962] Bring it home.

[2963] Eddie Bravo.

[2964] Thank you very much.

[2965] Tell people, Eddie Bravo.

[2966] You on Instagram, it's...

[2967] Eddie Bravo 10p.

[2968] What is it on Twitter?

[2969] Do you use Twitter anymore?

[2970] I'm never on Twitter.

[2971] I mean, it's at Eddie Bravo, but I'm never on there.

[2972] That's it.

[2973] Bye, everybody.

[2974] Thank you.

[2975] See you.

[2976] Fun time.

[2977] That was a good one, man.