#134 - Kevin Smith (Part 1)

[0] Raw.

[1] The Joe Rogan Experience podcast is brought to you by the fleshlight.

[2] If you go to joe rogan .net, click on the link for the fleshlight and enter in the code name Rogan.

[3] You get 15 % off the number one sex toy for men.

[4] So, there you have it, bitches.

[5] Kevin Smith is in the house.

[6] This is not that other version of, is it?

[7] Have you heard this?

[8] Yeah.

[9] I don't like it.

[10] You don't like it?

[11] No. No. I think it's pretty sweet.

[12] Is this your theme song?

[13] No. This is the gay electronic version of our theme song.

[14] It's the NES version.

[15] Yeah, it's the NES.

[16] 8 bit.

[17] Is that what the cell?

[18] Yeah.

[19] I want to eat a mushroom.

[20] I'm not, I want to step on a dragon.

[21] Not quite geeky enough to appreciate that.

[22] To me, it just sounds like shit.

[23] That made my dick hard.

[24] Kevin Smith is in the house, ladies and gentlemen, emerging of the podcast.

[25] Two huge influences.

[26] One, you influenced me to have the fleshlight sponsor the podcast.

[27] I know.

[28] When you're talking about it, I was like, fucking A. I was going to jump in like, I can vouch for it.

[29] I fucked many of those things.

[30] But it also made the fleshlight legit.

[31] Like, if I tried to do that before you were using them as a podcast sponsor, I'd be like, what are you doing connecting yourself with such a, like, vile sex toy?

[32] Somebody had to go first.

[33] But I'm like, Kevin Smith has his whole podcast is sponsored by it.

[34] He has these logos he puts up, these big flashlight banners and shit.

[35] My feeling was this.

[36] Like, women have had, you know, something to come with for years other than me, other than you.

[37] something else and it's socially acceptable and they make fucking jokes about it on sitcoms and shit where it's just like you could go now my friend is here so in a world where that's become socially acceptable i felt like why not why not vice versa why can't i have something to fuck it's funny that we feel bad about feeling good we feel bad about wanting something to feel good a shame they build yeah it's amazing