The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz XX
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[17] Can one of you young people please give me some assistance here?
[18] Someone give me the kind of information that Stugats would be getting from Emma and Rachel when he doesn't know how to program his Sunday ticket.
[19] When I'm going through Netflix, can you please explain to me why it is that some of the things that I am checking in on, I cannot get a trailer.
[20] Why do some things not have a trailer?
[21] I will not watch your show if you do not give me a trailer, no matter what word of mouth it's been given.
[22] And I don't understand why it is that some of my things, and it's not a few, it's quite a few, don't have a trailer.
[23] I feel like I'm on the other side of this because I don't like it when the trailer just starts.
[24] Like, I want the button where it says play trailer.
[25] I don't like it when I scroll past something and I'm thinking if I want to watch it.
[26] And all of a sudden, the trailers in my face.
[27] And then there's a bunch of words in the way you can't really see what's going on.
[28] Then there's other ones that you click trailer and it's just like a random scene in the middle of movie that starts playing.
[29] Enough Netflix, by the way.
[30] We can get, we finish your Netflix topic, but I'm over them.
[31] I'm done with them.
[32] You guys need to me any help.
[33] It does happen to you, right?
[34] I've never watched a trailer.
[35] Am I the only one that doesn't watch trailers on Netflix?
[36] I don't have a choice because they just start playing.
[37] They're making you, listen, they're making you purchase it without a preview.
[38] There's nothing wrong with that.
[39] We're not purchasing it's Netflix.
[40] Well, they're making you watch it without a preview because any preview could be good.
[41] You can make any show or movie look like it's going to be the best show or movie in the world.
[42] They did it with the program.
[43] It was the best preview to any movie I've ever seen and it fell flat.
[44] I don't need previews anymore.
[45] I don't.
[46] I don't need them.
[47] It seems as though more of the movies or documentaries have trailers produced for them, where the TV shows will do what Chris was talking about, which is just sort of automatically play a scene from somewhere in the show.
[48] I don't like it.
[49] As a filler for a trailer.
[50] But it seems as though more of it is for movies or documentaries, not TV shows.
[51] Have you seen, like, sometimes they'll change the little, like, picture, like the little tab or whatever?
[52] And sometimes they'll just, if there's, like, a big celebrity in it, even if they have, like, a little tiny minor role, but they're having, like, a moment at the time, they'll just put that person as like the headshot of the picture.
[53] Like, oh, wow.
[54] Like, I want to see what Megan Markle did in this movie.
[55] And then you watch, you're like, where was Megan Markle in this movie?
[56] You're spot on.
[57] Netflix knows my taste in men.
[58] They will, like, go out of their way to put some random man that maybe will have like one scene in a show on the photo.
[59] And they're like, we know she thinks he's hot.
[60] She's going to watch this.
[61] And they're right.
[62] So many Statham things pop up on my Netflix.
[63] I have no idea what he's in.
[64] Really?
[65] What do you get?
[66] Netflix knows I'm not interested in those movies.
[67] Billy, what are your other objections to Netflix?
[68] Well, Netflix has decided that they can decide when I want to, where I can watch things.
[69] Like, if I pay for a subscription for Netflix, right, and I'm paying the monthly thing, I should be able to sign into my account wherever I am to watch it, and I should be able to use the account that I pay for.
[70] But because of the fact that people share passwords and whatever, Netflix has cracked down on this and they charge you more if different households are using it.
[71] It's like, if I go over to my mother -in -law, house who does not watch Netflix, who does not have any need for Netflix, I go to sign in so my daughter can watch something on Netflix, Aquanauts or Octanauts, whatever it's called, whatever it may be that she wants to watch, and I can't sign in.
[72] And then it starts asking me, do you want to add this household to your account for Phoenix?
[73] It's like, no, I don't.
[74] I want to watch what I pay for.
[75] Have you signed out, though, at home?
[76] Have you signed out?
[77] I think you need to sign out.
[78] I'm going to sign out for my house.
[79] You can see that I'm not using it at the same time.
[80] I'm using it one place to the other place.
[81] You should be able to track of tour and use at the same time, and that's how you cracked down, not just that it's a different location.
[82] So then it asked me, are you on vacation?
[83] Like, guys, come on, I'm one zip code away.
[84] You know I'm not on vacation.
[85] I'm going to say yes.
[86] And then they still tell me, no, you're not on vacation.
[87] So what was this?
[88] A trick question?
[89] You know I'm not on vacation?
[90] Why are you asking me this?
[91] Why, if I'm paying, why can't I use my Netflix wherever I presently am?
[92] I'm just telling you, if you sign out of your home account, you could travel with your Netflix and watch it elsewhere.
[93] And then you need to sign in on a remote.
[94] Control.
[95] Who wants to do that?
[96] I know, but I go on the road.
[97] I want to watch it.
[98] I sign out at home.
[99] I sign in.
[100] Chris Dot Whittingham and whatever.
[101] And that's it.
[102] I mean, that's the deal.
[103] That's what you have to do.
[104] Just sign out at home.
[105] I mean, you're making a big deal out of nothing, Billy.
[106] I support you on everything.
[107] No, it's not a big deal out of nothing.
[108] Signing out.
[109] They don't let me do it.
[110] I don't know when I'm going to come back to my house.
[111] I don't know sometimes that I leave that I'm going to end up at that house.
[112] Every time I leave, I'm supposed to sign out of all of my digital streaming accounts.
[113] Absurdity.
[114] Billy, while we're on this topic, don't get me started on Disney Plus.
[115] I'm so happy that I only had to sign up.
[116] They can kill you.
[117] That, we will get to that.
[118] That story is crazy.
[119] What story?
[120] There was someone who was visiting, this is all alleged.
[121] Well, there's an employee there.
[122] I miss my free passes.
[123] If you want to send any of those, my way, I'll take them.
[124] Someone had a food allergy at a restaurant in which they were told they would not have a food allergy.
[125] and unfortunately they passed away as a result of eating something that they were allergic to.
[126] I read about this.
[127] This is the waiver.
[128] They just hide in the waivers?
[129] Yeah, there's a waiver and you were a member of Disney Plus saying that you need to settle everything I think through like a third party arbiter or whatever.
[130] So legally, the company is now saying well, you're not allowed to sue us because at one time you had a free trial of Disney Plus.
[131] So even though this happened to you at a park because you signed this waiver, you said you would never sue us for anything ever.
[132] So now there is a, legal situation where you're wondering if something happens to you because you now had this free preview, can you ever get justice?
[133] Is that what's factual?
[134] Because what I understood or what I read was that if you signed up for something online, you're automatically agreeing to terms that then make them not liable on an assortment of things.
[135] Yeah, it was for Disney Plus for something that ended up happening at a part completely unrelated to the Disney Plus, which I think it was even like a trial.
[136] According to this article, it said that Disney's argument.
[137] was that the man had allegedly entered into a subscriber agreement when signing up for a Disney Plus trial.
[138] Thanks for the pop -up ad, CNN, years ago, which requires users to arbitrate all disputes with the company.
[139] And then years later, he was at this restaurant in Disney Springs, I think, or in Disney where they, it was like a restaurant.
[140] I've actually heard of, I think it's this restaurant that I've heard of.
[141] They, if you have like a severe food allergy, you can go and they're like very careful about food allergies.
[142] Is it a T -Rex one?
[143] I don't know.
[144] That's a cool restaurant.
[145] Very scary, though, because at some point, spoiler alert, there's like the meteor shower that ended the dinosaurs start happening while you're dining, and then you wonder, are we all going to die?
[146] You don't.
[147] It's just pretend.
[148] Well, his wife died, and he is seeking $50 ,000 in damages.
[149] $50 ,000?
[150] Pursuant to Florida's Wrongful Death Act, as well as damages for mental pain and suffering, loss of companionship and protection, loss of income and medical and funeral expenses.
[151] How did we get over here?
[152] I was going to complain about Disney Plus commercials in the middle of movies, but then...
[153] Oh, that's a whole other thing.
[154] Guys, my kids have ADD, diagnosed, undiagnosed.
[155] They're children.
[156] Stop putting commercials in the middle of these things.
[157] And they make the commercials look like it's part of the movie.
[158] Like, it's this like, like, Muppets or Sesame Street, like, commercial for something.
[159] And I'm just trying to watch cars for my F1 podcast.
[160] And I'm hit with five commercial breaks.
[161] Stugats, I wanted to ask you because the last couple of days we've been, sort of majestically bemused by the idea that college sports have become such a professional business in ways that are not up for dispute.
[162] Did you love as much as I did?
[163] Mike Gundy, who was in the news most recently because he said, yeah, I've driven drunk thousands of times.
[164] Mike Gundy, most famous for I'm a man I'm 40, 15 years ago, Mike Gundy is now saying it.
[165] Oklahoma State, which hasn't won a meaningful game the entire time Mike Gundy has been there, that Mike Gundy would be out loud saying, stop asking me for money, kids, negotiating time is over.
[166] It is time now to focus on football.
[167] Stop coming around and asking me that brazenly to give you more money.
[168] No raises from now until the end of the season.
[169] I love that.
[170] I kind of understand that.
[171] After you have the agreement, like, well, we'll renegotiate.
[172] when the window opens again in December.
[173] Like, let's just, you guys got your stuff.
[174] Let's play football now.
[175] No, but it never ends.
[176] There's always another school or someone else offering the kid more money.
[177] So he goes back to Gundy, more money.
[178] You can't have a system where you're paying a bunch of people a ton and there are no real rules.
[179] And Mike Gundy's the one trying to make them.
[180] He's going to enforce it.
[181] He's going to take time off from watching OAN to briefly legislate the NCAA so he can finish third in his conference forevermore.
[182] But he is great at getting off to a 6 -0 start and making you think this might be the year.
[183] They look great in those uniforms.
[184] To be fair, they have won several New Year 6 bowl games and have had several like 10 -plus win seasons.
[185] It's that, you know, I wouldn't say he's never won anything meaningful.
[186] Name one.
[187] The Fiesta Bowl.
[188] Oklahoma.
[189] Name two.
[190] The other Fiesta Bowl.
[191] He's been coaching there a long time with them totally happy.
[192] Yeah, finish third in the conference.
[193] He won the cheese it in 2020.
[194] There you go.
[195] It's crazy he's been there since like 2005.
[196] He's making over $7 million.
[197] That will give you longevity if you win 10 games there.
[198] But now everyone's coming around the office.
[199] Coach, more money.
[200] It has to be jarring, though.
[201] For years, you're a coach.
[202] And no kid ever ask you for money.
[203] We keep that stuff hidden.
[204] We don't talk about that in public.
[205] That's the last time I'm going to, like, defend Mike Gundy, by the way.
[206] You're not wrong.
[207] You are correct when you say.
[208] Mike Gundy has made a program that doesn't have any preordained right to be good 10 wins a season.
[209] And also doesn't win many meaningful games that I can remember.
[210] It may be an indictment of my ignorance.
[211] It's fine.
[212] I just am used to him playing in those games and then losing 40 to 12.
[213] Well, we're on the topic of Oklahoma State.
[214] I read an interesting stat yesterday.
[215] So Ali Gordon, who's the returning running back, won the Doke Walker Award last year.
[216] And there's only been three other running backs who have ever won it twice.
[217] So this year he's going to try to win it a second time because he's returning as a junior, I believe.
[218] Can you guys name any of the three running backs that won the Doke Walker Award twice?
[219] Archie Griffin.
[220] No. I mean, one of them is fairly obvious.
[221] He won the He won the Heisman twice.
[222] He didn't win the Highsman.
[223] The Dock Walker is a running back award.
[224] Reggie Bush?
[225] He won the Heisman twice.
[226] Not Reggie Bush.
[227] Wow.
[228] Hershal Walker.
[229] No. One of them is like we should know this one, guys.
[230] We should know this one, guys.
[231] Mark Ingram?
[232] Bo Jackson.
[233] Is this going how you thought it would go?
[234] No. Jessica, go ahead and sit outside.
[235] Oh, wow.
[236] I'm sorry.
[237] Is it funny just because we're dumb?
[238] Ricky Williams?
[239] Like, you guys have a friend of the show?
[240] Two minutes for quizzing us.
[241] Derailing.
[242] All right, my bad.
[243] I won't close you anymore.
[244] I thought it was an interesting stat.
[245] I'm not going to take a quiz.
[246] He was a dolphin.
[247] He's on our show like 100 times.
[248] He's a friend.
[249] Ricky Williams.
[250] I read this yesterday in PFF.
[251] I'm not going to take a quiz.
[252] Did you guys see that on Nick Wright's television show?
[253] I don't know if this is something that had happened before today.
[254] I saw Eric Mangini make his return to television.
[255] For all I know, he's been doing it for several months, several years over there.
[256] He disappeared for a while.
[257] He was one of those people at ESPN that you see all the time, all the time, all the time, and then they don't make any kind of announcement.
[258] There's not any kind of farewell.
[259] thing you know, Eric Mangini's over Fox.
[260] Manginius.
[261] Has he been around?
[262] Is this something?
[263] He's always around.
[264] He pops on with Carton every once in a while.
[265] Tim Hardaway inexplicably.
[266] I enjoyed seeing Carton the other day with Plaxico Burris, and then I'm looking at the screen, I'm like, hey, look, a convicted felon, and also Plaxico Burris.
[267] Didn't they give Carton another job?
[268] Didn't they give him like a Yankee job now on top of that?
[269] He was a fill -in Yankee play -by -play.
[270] person for a game.
[271] He did a good job actually.
[272] He did it better than me. Yeah, pretty good for a felon.
[273] Pretty good for a convicted felon.
[274] Would you look up Eric Mangini TV?
[275] His IMDB pops up and it says he's an actor known for the Sopranos, Ballers and the NFL on CBS.
[276] Can you guys find out for me?
[277] The Sopranos.
[278] His greatest role was head coach.
[279] Any kind of facts?
[280] Because I had not seen Mangini in a while and I was surprised when he turned up on my television screen.
[281] It's not something that I was expecting and I was surprised that I found myself longing as well like where you been how did I not know to miss you I should have missed you I've missed you there you are again turns out man Jeannie won the dope walker award twice all right you go sit with her oh come on man you go sit with her got a minor penalty two minutes for ruining comedy Eric Mangini was actually in the soprano yes I know he wasn't making that up.
[282] I don't remember that, but I just looked at the scene.
[283] They're in a restaurant and surprise.
[284] I was like, look, the Jets coached over there.
[285] No, that was a joyous time.
[286] That was a very good limited fake, terrible mafios.
[287] Let me end it there, please.
[288] Yes, I'm not going to ask you for any more of this.
[289] But what a lightheaded time in Jets football.
[290] Mangini was called Mangenius, because he was going to be better than Belichick, who resigned from the Jets on a napkin.
[291] And Mangini got there.
[292] After a day.
[293] James Gandalfini said, you know what?
[294] I want to be popular and current.
[295] I'm I'm going to go get a surprisingly winning Jets coach.
[296] And that was about the three -month period that Mangini won in.
[297] And it was a pop culture phenomenon to get Eric Mangini on the Sopranos.
[298] I just want to play a little clip from this.
[299] This is great.
[300] All right, I'm going to play it.
[301] It's not playing.
[302] Yeah, you mentioned that.
[303] He's going to throw you in the bounty bags.
[304] Is this Lewis's fault?
[305] This is good production I'm getting today from the whole group.
[306] All right.
[307] You know what?
[308] I'm going to break.
[309] I'm going to break with Billy and Jessica keeled over at how bad Chris is at his job.
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[323] Don Lebertard.
[324] That was a long story.
[325] Yeah.
[326] It's the only kind he tells.
[327] It's the short one for me. I tried to speed it up for you guys.
[328] You forgot about the Leagues Cup.
[329] Stugats.
[330] La Caretta is a place where the best of the celebrations has to be the 97 Marlin celebration because it was Levant.
[331] Well, when Fidel died the first time.
[332] the Dan Levertar show with these two gods.
[333] The judge coach, sweetie.
[334] I'm glad we waited for that.
[335] It was totally wow.
[336] I loved it.
[337] That was great.
[338] Totally way.
[339] James Gandalfini just doing a head nod over to where Eric Mangini was sitting as a cameo up here and play that again for us, please.
[340] Why did you exit out of it?
[341] You finally found it?
[342] I'm like, all right, we're good.
[343] Exist this thing out.
[344] Retired.
[345] Back to you, Dan.
[346] You're playing for overtime.
[347] No, just get it and play it sporadically.
[348] Just say it like James Gandalfini.
[349] He won't know the difference.
[350] It's true.
[351] Yours was pretty good.
[352] You're a jet coach.
[353] There you go.
[354] I can make the argument that...
[355] It's a judge coach, sweetie.
[356] That HBO is responsible for three of the top five television shows of all time.
[357] That one, succession, and the wire.
[358] would make the argument on behalf of all three of those for a personal top five.
[359] But Eric Mangini, is he the only coach, was he the only sports figure to make a cameo in the Sopranos of any kind?
[360] Because I don't, I can't, I can't, I wouldn't have guessed that one either.
[361] I wouldn't have guessed that Mangini had made an appearance there either.
[362] Stugats, I wanted to talk to you a little bit about something that Bill Simmons brought up on his podcast.
[363] Saragusa was in it, of course.
[364] That's right, he was.
[365] Another goose.
[366] Seragusa was in a movie, too.
[367] He was in a mobster movie, which was he, Spike Lee movie with Ed Norton.
[368] God, I'm forgetting the name of it.
[369] But Seragusa played a Russian mobster with a terrible accent.
[370] 25th hour?
[371] Yes, 25th hour.
[372] That's awful casting.
[373] I'm sorry.
[374] I mean, he was terrible.
[375] Saragusa is a Russian?
[376] Yes, he was truly terrible.
[377] But Bill Simmons mentioned on his podcast, you guys, that Jeff Bezos might be in play for the Celtics.
[378] Are the Celtics going to get a football franchise number?
[379] Are they going to get a $6 billion figure because Bezos wants into this game?
[380] And if he wants into the game, can you guys look up for me, please, what Bezos makes a day?
[381] Because these purchases are very easy for him.
[382] and one of the things that Simmons brought up on the finances of it, Stugats, that I found most interesting because there is going to be a $6 billion price tag on the expansion teams, according to Simmons.
[383] He makes just under $46 million a day.
[384] Okay, so $46 million a day.
[385] $1 .9 million per hour.
[386] Slightly less than you.
[387] So, yes, that's why I'm clamoring for a million dollar bill at my local Bank of America.
[388] Do you think he asked the local coffee shop to break it for him for his morning coffee seat up to?
[389] That's what I do.
[390] That's how I do it with my million dollar bills.
[391] But the $6 billion price tags, Stugats, the part of that that was interesting to me, each of these sports owners, if the league does expand, each of them will get $400 million.
[392] Each one of them, the moment that the league expands for doing nothing but existing in the league, there's the amount of money that these people have access to as they create separate streams now of money in not just gambling, but now by signing a new television deal that will make it, as Samson and Pablo and Skipper tell you on the sporting class, make it so that it doesn't matter if you're actually watching the games, that the ratings don't matter at all.
[393] It's such a foolproof business that it can't be killed by fools.
[394] It's just not possible to own a team and not make money.
[395] And when I tell you, Stugats, Bezos isn't going to have to pay attention to a luxury tax?
[396] Isn't Balmer now top five wealthiest men in the world?
[397] Hasn't Balmer recently gone past Musk and Bezos, at least in part, because he's, He's close.
[398] He may not have actually passed them, but at least in part because he's got such an amazing deal with his stadium and everything else.
[399] The moment that he got into sports, he started making yet more money by simply making it so that the clippers weren't a laughing stock, even though they're playing second place in their own city.
[400] He is number 10, according to Forbes' real -time billionaire's update list, just behind Bill Gates.
[401] Isn't there a missing billionaire now?
[402] Don't we have a missing billionaire of some sort?
[403] I don't know the details on this On the story I think a boat sank off the coast of Italy or something And a billionaire was on it I'll look into this Sounds like an inside job What do you mean?
[404] I don't know You think somebody Billionaire boat missing I mean what happened there I'm with him something's going on here He just wanted to say Something's a foot This is this is look Something's off yeah Something's a foot What do you mean?
[405] I don't know Sounds like an inside job What Stucant Mike Lynch billionaire tech entrepreneur missing after sailing yacht disappears.
[406] And apparently he's also been in the news a lot because he sold his company to HP for more than $11 billion and there were like lots of ongoing legal disputes after that.
[407] Stugats might be right here.
[408] Apologize.
[409] Sounds like an inside job suggests that this guy sank his own boat.
[410] Well, you said it, not Stucat's.
[411] You want to believe it.
[412] You can't rule anything out.
[413] Naive.
[414] Stugantz.
[415] thinks that everything's a movie trailer.
[416] He just wants somebody to utter the sentence in a movie trailer sounds like an inside job.
[417] It's something that you might hear in the Sopranos if Mangini is sitting in a nearby table and you need the sound of cutlery for your ambient sound.
[418] The judge coach, sweetie.
[419] I should go say hello.
[420] I feel like if I was a billionaire and I faked my own death, I'd have I've had a hard time like reacclimating to society, right?
[421] Because, like, if I was a billionaire and I had a yacht that I sank intentionally, like, I'm not going and buying a dingy.
[422] I'm going to go buy another yacht.
[423] And then people say, well, who bought that yacht?
[424] Oh, the billionaire that's missing.
[425] Inside job.
[426] So do you think it's an inside job in terms of the billionaire trying to fake his own death, or do we think that this is someone that was signed up for a potential inheritance letting him go?
[427] Jeremy, don't ask follow -up questions to God.
[428] She just wanted to say, sounds like an inside job.
[429] Just supporting my teammates, Dano.
[430] Which part of this are you not understanding?
[431] Stuganth.
[432] I have no idea.
[433] His wife survived.
[434] Oh, inside job.
[435] Sounds like an inside job.
[436] Was Denzel.
[437] Jeremy, I will tell you that as we age, okay, there isn't another show that is presently doing what we're doing, which is two straight hours with about six minutes of break.
[438] By the time that we get to the end of those two hours, Stugats' stamina is so shot that he just said.
[439] out of the side of his mouth sounds like an inside job and he heard like six of the syllables in the previous paragraph because it's all just moving too fast yeah i heard billionaire ship sinking he's missing inside job that's it yeah i mean we've seen how many times born goes down and all of a sudden there's someone waiting with one of those like little jetpack things underwater and you give him one of those little oxygen tanks all of a sudden they're looking in that uh crap river over there in london or wherever was people were getting sick you're looking there's like helicopters this and that and then his head pops up about a mile down river and he's out of them, boom, he's a different person somewhere else.
[440] It happens all the time.
[441] That crap river was in Paris, but there's also a crap river in London, so we'll let it slide.
[442] Billionaires just don't go missing, Dan.
[443] They always have a plan.
[444] If a billionaire goes missing, it's because he wants you to think that he's missing.
[445] That is a good theory.
[446] All eyes are usually on billionaires.
[447] It's hard for them to just go missing.
[448] How did this happen.
[449] Well, apparently there was like some severe weather accident.
[450] That's when you take it out.
[451] And a bunch of, so this is like a super yacht.
[452] So there's a huge crew on board.
[453] And so one person has been declared dead, I believe.
[454] There's a bunch of people missing, including him.
[455] And I think his daughter, but some people were able to survive on like a smaller life vessel that they were able to escape from while this super yacht was sinking.
[456] But like for a yacht that is that size to sink, Like, that must have been just a crazy storm.
[457] I don't really understand the logistics of that.
[458] Right.
[459] Inside job.
[460] Are we still making the Bourne movies?
[461] Yes.
[462] We can't still be making the Bourne movies.
[463] Are we?
[464] No. There's a new one that's about to come out.
[465] There is?
[466] No, Stugan.
[467] Look it out.
[468] So, Jeremy Renner, well, first of all, Jeremy Renner had a bad accident so he wouldn't be able to play Bourne.
[469] I don't think he's fully recovered from that accident.
[470] And I think I told you, like, the last time that I had talked to Matt Damon in any form, He said that the last Bourne that he did was just him running around and they were writing the script as they filmed him just running around.
[471] He wasn't just running around.
[472] He was cashing checks.
[473] Yeah, well, he was doing that.
[474] But he was just running from bank to bank trying to cash million dollar bills because they didn't have a script written around him.
[475] And so he just stopped doing it.
[476] I was obsessed with the Bourne movies when I was younger.
[477] Oh, my God.
[478] They used to be on TV all the time.
[479] But are we still doing that?
[480] I thought it was done.
[481] I thought when was the last time there was a Bourne movie of any kind?
[482] One years ago?
[483] When news broke last November.
[484] that Universal Pictures was developing a sixth born movie with all quiet on the Western Front director Edward Berger fans were left wondering if Matt Damon would be returning to the iconic series.
[485] He says I hope it's great and that we can do it.
[486] I just saw on Apple Matt Damon snuck an instigator's movie in there.
[487] There's a whole movie.
[488] Is that good?
[489] No, it's not good.
[490] What?
[491] Is it funny?
[492] Is it funny?
[493] It's supposed to be cute so funny?
[494] I heard it was good.
[495] No, it's just Matt Damon rehabbing Casey Affleck.
[496] I heard Eric Vanjini wasn't that one too.
[497] Gronk is in it.
[498] Gronk is in it.
[499] He just threw gronk in for no reason.
[500] He's a judge coach, sweetie.
[501] I should go say hello.
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[524] Don Lebertard.
[525] The elephant went into a 7 -Eleven and bought a pack of cigarettes.
[526] But my question to Ron is this.
[527] That joke didn't really land the way you wanted it to, didn't it?
[528] We all just stared at you.
[529] This is the Dan Levitar show with the Stugats.
[530] I'm still curious what Billy got for his wife at Home Depot for their, what was it, five -year anniversary?
[531] Yeah, well, that's a whole other thing.
[532] That's a conversation for another day.
[533] I want to have that conversation today.
[534] Well, it does imply, though, you said that it's because this year's wood -themed, like, are you building something?
[535] Are you constructing something with wood?
[536] Two -by -fours?
[537] Well, first, we'll address the first thing, though, was.
[538] for another day, we'll just make today the day.
[539] Okay.
[540] When you get married, your, like, years reset like that.
[541] I feel like I should get time spent.
[542] You know what I mean?
[543] Like, in the relationship.
[544] How long did you guys date before you got married?
[545] Like a long time, like eight, nine years.
[546] So this would be like your 14th or 15th anniversary, which is Crystal, apparently.
[547] Okay, well, then, let's go back to one thing.
[548] We're fine with Wood.
[549] Let's start, let's reset at five.
[550] Do you guys acknowledge your pre -marriage anniversary?
[551] No. No. I don't either.
[552] We stopped.
[553] We just focus on one now.
[554] Yeah.
[555] Then people say, like, how long you've been married.
[556] It's like five, but you don't understand how much work I put in beforehand.
[557] So you change your anniversary date.
[558] Like, once you get engaged?
[559] No, once you're married.
[560] Once you're married.
[561] Yes.
[562] But I don't know people that celebrate their engagement.
[563] That's if it goes for longer than a year.
[564] That goes away.
[565] How long have these people been together?
[566] That goes away.
[567] Some people, I don't know.
[568] I mean.
[569] Not that you fall out of love.
[570] They're just looking for things to celebrate.
[571] Exactly.
[572] It is nice to celebrate your life.
[573] No, it's not.
[574] No. No. It's annoying.
[575] It was my first wedding anniversary this past weekend.
[576] And I have the same, like, frustration that you do because we dated for, like, 10 years before we got married.
[577] And so now it's, like, celebrating our first anniversary feels just kind of dumb because we've been together for almost 11 full years.
[578] Wait until you get to 20.
[579] You look like someone that celebrates multiple anniversaries, though.
[580] Yeah, I mean, I do.
[581] And, like, cry at your vows and, like, care about relationships.
[582] I love my wife and I love love.
[583] Yeah.
[584] Yeah, but you get ripped around here for...
[585] Yeah, but I don't think...
[586] What I'm saying is I don't think Jeremy's going to grow out of that.
[587] What'd you figure out in the ninth or tenth year that you didn't figure out in the first eight?
[588] When to get married?
[589] It's a good question, I guess.
[590] Same with you, Millie.
[591] With me?
[592] I mean, I'm an AM radio producer.
[593] It wasn't exactly...
[594] His weddings don't fall out of the sky for Eastergots.
[595] It's called saving for a wedding.
[596] Apparently, the first anniversary gift is paper.
[597] That one, yeah.
[598] So you give them a card?
[599] You don't do that.
[600] that money not in the first anniversary oh money paper should be like seven or eight once you get to seven or eight it's like paper's fine I did a cute thing for that one too I'm just good at all these no I'm actually not that I printed out our our wedding song like our first dance song I printed on a paper like the music to it love that really what was your first dance song yeah it was a crazy girl by Eli Young Band did you order you ordered it like a print crazy girl know that I love you I gotta look it up I don't remember the I've never heard that song You heard it.
[601] I just did it terrible.
[602] Wait, so which anniversary?
[603] Did you do that for?
[604] I'm sure you, I haven't.
[605] First anniversary, paper.
[606] Oh, the first, okay.
[607] This website, by the way, this is like the traditional anniversary gifts by year thing.
[608] Like, I feel like by now the audience probably knows what we're referring to.
[609] But this website has the year, and then it has a traditional, a modern, and a metal or gemstone that corresponds with every anniversary.
[610] It feels like a little.
[611] It's a nice little cheat, cheat.
[612] It's a lot.
[613] Yeah.
[614] You really ought to know that I...
[615] Yeah, he did it for under six seconds, so we're good.
[616] We do it all the time.
[617] Yeah, we're fine.
[618] The person's being walked to jail, or they're in a hospital?
[619] What's happening in this video?
[620] They're in an insane asylum.
[621] This was your first dance?
[622] The whole thing is like, the lyrics are like, crazy girl.
[623] I get it.
[624] Well, this person's in an insane asylum.
[625] Actually, I don't want to call anyone crazy, but...
[626] Everyone deserves love.
[627] That's true.
[628] It just seems like an odd first dance.
[629] Had an electric chair?
[630] Have you guys ever been to a wedding where the DJ played the wrong song for the first?
[631] No, that happens.
[632] I have.
[633] I have, too.
[634] You had one job.
[635] I think they played the song that was supposed to be for the mother's son dance.
[636] Oh, that's awkward.
[637] Yeah, super awkward.
[638] And then it was for, or maybe it was the opposite way where they played the very romantic song for the mother and son later on.
[639] It was incredibly uncomfortable.
[640] I'm very edible moment.
[641] Yeah, just truly, truly awkward.
[642] I was at one where they played the wrong version of the song and it was like a remix and it was really.
[643] fast, so they were dancing really fast.
[644] Oh, that's awkward.
[645] Well, so I was at Home Depot because I bought a planter because it was wood for five years.
[646] I bought a planter.
[647] I bought a bunch of plants, and I thought, it would be a nice little thing for my wife.
[648] My daughter could not be a ball.
[649] I'd dabble.
[650] I have a watering can.
[651] I'm a plant, daddy.
[652] We should send pictures of our plants to each other.
[653] Can I propagate one a year?
[654] Do you propagate one of mine?
[655] I mean, I have to ask my wife.
[656] That's fine.
[657] Let me know what she says.
[658] I'll ask Lehman.
[659] Rob McGill is with us.
[660] does not waste an anniversary.
[661] This is the most romantic guy I've ever met.
[662] Ron, the best anniversary gift you have ever given your wife is Blike.
[663] Hell yeah.
[664] Taking her to Italy or just an incredible time in Venice going up and down the Amalfi Coast, an incredible room with its own jacuzzi, having a very private gondola going through Venice, candlelit dinner.
[665] on the beach of Lake Cuomo.
[666] It was pretty epic.
[667] I got to admit, it was pretty epic.
[668] That was one anniversary?
[669] That was one anniversary.
[670] I've done another one I did one where I took her to Africa for our 25th anniversary.
[671] And we had an incredibly romantic dinner out in the Maasai Mara surrounded by all kinds of wonderful animals walking around and a private chef who made this beautiful private cake made out of, they do this thing with sugar where they make all kinds of sculptures of the animals with the sugar and stuff.
[672] And it was just, you know, her and I out there, a candlelight dinner and beautiful.
[673] It was just gorgeous.
[674] And 25 of the zoo's biggest donors.
[675] What?
[676] What now?
[677] I got to say, Ron's figured out this vacation thing where he gets these extravagant vacations.
[678] I saw one the other day, Ron, that you had out there after Dan's Africa trip that you guys had, all the people calling on.
[679] It was like, go to the Galapagos with Ron McGill.
[680] Yeah, that's December, December 9th.
[681] Oh, no, I put it on the calendar.
[682] We assume Dan will be in the Galapagos with you.
[683] I don't think Dan's going on.
[684] that one.
[685] But it's going to be an incredible trip.
[686] I mean, I've been to the Galapica several times, and it's really another world.
[687] It's like a place lost in time.
[688] It's islands lost in time where animals have no fear of you.
[689] You know, when you walk up, you go swimming in the water there, and sea lions come right up to your face and they blow bubbles in your face.
[690] It's hilarious.
[691] Where's the place you most like to visit, Ron?
[692] The place I most like to visit is Botswana, Africa.
[693] That's my favorite destination in the world.
[694] The place I have not visited, that I have to visit, that I hope to visit now, coming in April or June will be Australia.
[695] place that you were excited to visit you got there and it fell flat um not really i mean italy was really nice don't get me wrong but my wife is really big into art and you know i like art but she's really big into going to all the different churches and seeing the different arts and the sculptures and the churches and after a while i was a bit churched out no nothing against religion or anything it's just after a while going to all these churches and seeing all these sculptures and all these paintings.
[696] And you know, another thing, I was disappointed.
[697] Like when we went to the Vatican, you know, I went into the Sistine Chapel.
[698] I mean, you see an incredible painting, Michelangelo in the ceiling of Sistine Chapel, but they say, no pictures, no pictures.
[699] And I don't understand why you can't take any pictures if you're not using a flash.
[700] There's nothing.
[701] When you take a photograph, my camera makes no sound with the shutter or anything.
[702] I'm not using a flash.
[703] The reason why they don't want you to take pictures is they follow you out into the gift shop and then they sell you all these pictures for this tremendous amount of money.
[704] And I'm thinking of myself, you know what?
[705] No, that's not happening.
[706] So I was, my wife, was very, very nervous because I would just take my camera blind and I took all these great pictures like I wasn't looking through the camera.
[707] I kept it to my side and I just walking through I did that too.
[708] Ron, I did it with my phone.
[709] I was in there.
[710] I was like, I'm not missing this.
[711] They're classic because you know what?
[712] That that's just ridiculous that here you are in a mostly religious place that you know, all this great stuff that God is supposed to do.
[713] We appreciate this stuff and you can't take any photographs.
[714] The only reason is because they want you to spend more money when you go out at the dish shop and they got like, you know, hoist mats with the pope on them and spoons with the pope's head on it.
[715] Come on, stop.
[716] You should do that at Zoo Miami.
[717] Seriously, no pictures.
[718] You have to buy them.
[719] Capitalism.
[720] We want you to come here and take all the pictures that you can.
[721] It's a camera flash thing, though, isn't it?
[722] Isn't the camera flash?
[723] It is.
[724] I understand that.
[725] Yes, flash can degrade.
[726] There you go.
[727] I'm proud of you, Chris.
[728] You know, flash can certainly degregate the paint.
[729] So you don't want to take any flash.
[730] And even I can understand the clicks of your, you know, cameras.
[731] If someone's in there going, True.
[732] It's disturbing the people who might want to see.
[733] But if you're totally silent, you're not making any noise and you're not getting any light.
[734] Stop it already.
[735] Stop it.
[736] Stop this cash cow drive that you're trying to make me buy your crappy little stuff in the gift shop.
[737] Well, some tourists, too, like they aren't really the most careful.
[738] Like, I was at a museum once with my grandpa, and he almost knocked over a Monet.
[739] So I understand.
[740] That has nothing to do with taking a photograph of a Monet.
[741] That's nothing to taking a photograph.
[742] You can stand back and take the photograph and not do anything.
[743] Adding a camera to the mix would have just made it worse.
[744] Yeah, well, whatever.
[745] But what are you doing with, like, Chris, when have you looked at those photos?
[746] I haven't since.
[747] Exactly.
[748] So you did it just because they told you you can't.
[749] Right.
[750] It's a gacky.
[751] Ron, Jess is going to Key West, but Greg and Cody didn't give her any recommendations.
[752] What should she do?
[753] You know, I got to be honest with you.
[754] I'm not a person who goes to Key West a ton.
[755] As you guys know, I've never had an alcoholic drink in my life.
[756] So that kind of evening circuit of R -hopping.
[757] is not a big thing for me. I've been down there a couple of times for Fantasy Fest because I just love watching decadence and watching how alcohol makes people really look stupid.
[758] So, you know, Key West, I think some of the other keys actually offer much more beautiful opportunities when it comes to, you know, the diving and the snorkeling and stuff.
[759] I will say this about Key West.
[760] The cemetery in Key West is really cool.
[761] And, of course, Hemingway's house.
[762] I was going to ask you, the polydactal cats, can you explain how that happens?
[763] Yeah, it's a product of inbreeding.
[764] It's these cats that basically have a gene that creates that extra finger, the six -toed cats.
[765] And because that kind of that population has been kept kind of captive in that area there, they just kept inbreeding with each other.
[766] So that gene keeps getting passed on.
[767] So you've got basically these deformed cats that are not a reflection of good, healthy cats, but a reflection of inbreeding.
[768] Why are you heckling Hemingway's house?
[769] What's the matter with you?
[770] Overraying.
[771] Last thing I want to do there.
[772] I'd rather be at hog's breath.
[773] Yeah, there's the catch.
[774] You know, listen, the house is interesting, man. There's some cool stuff in the house.
[775] And, you know, when you think back in a time when Key West was really Key West, now it's become really more of a tourist thing.
[776] You know, Mallory Square is fine.
[777] But it's one of those things where I've been there, done that.
[778] You know, it's the same guy doing the juggling, watching the sunset.
[779] It's nice, but it's really very touristy.
[780] I prefer other parts of the Keys that are not as touristy.
[781] I mean, Marathon, Island, I have some great restaurants, some great snorkeling, great people without getting into.
[782] all the touristy stuff.
[783] You know, it's the same thing like the Vatican going through the gift shop.
[784] I'll make sure that the charity event that Roy and are going to move it to Ila Marada next year.
[785] Yeah, or the Galapagos.
[786] Yeah.
[787] Ron, have you RSVP to Greg Cody's birthday yet?
[788] Have you been invited and have you asked you?
[789] I have been invited.
[790] I probably have not RCP because I've been slammed with all kinds of things going to work here.
[791] But I am going.
[792] I wouldn't I wouldn't miss that for the world.
[793] So I will be there.
[794] I just, there's something about watching Greg Cody after he's had a few drinks that it's just entertainment worth an admission fee.
[795] An aging Greg Cody getting drunk, yes.
[796] I feel like you're not, he's entertaining.
[797] I feel like you're not going, though.
[798] No, Stu Gats, are you going?
[799] I RSVP plus one, so I'll be there, I think.
[800] Okay, I'll be there plus one myself.
[801] I'll be there plus one myself.
[802] I like to RSP VP early.
[803] That gives me plenty of time to think of an excuse to get out of it.
[804] You know what I'm saying?
[805] Well, it's on a boat, right?
[806] So we're trapped on a boat.
[807] You can't back out once you get on.
[808] Correct.
[809] It's on a boat.
[810] You can't be making an early exit, brother.
[811] Ron, he invited more people than the boat holds, though.
[812] It's good if you don't go.
[813] He's fine with you not going, Ron.
[814] Oh, I got it.
[815] Thank you very much, too, guys.
[816] You got it.
[817] I got you out of it.
[818] Thank you, Ron.
[819] We'll talk to you next week.
[820] All right, guys.
[821] We're good.