#591 - Kevin Pereira

[0] I thought a new intro theme was just the sound of an air conditioner.

[1] The Joe Rogan experience.

[2] Today is December 22nd, 2014, and Joe Cocker died today.

[3] And fuck, man, that guy was a bad motherfucker.

[4] I mean, what a unique singer.

[5] What a powerful.

[6] personality that guy was amazing he was so fucking cool to watch that guy sing and when john belushi did his impression on silent live do you remember that i don't know oh my god it was brilliant but this is this is uh joe cocker at woodstock so this is like i guess this is this is 1969 that's when woodstock was right 69 he was just such a unique dude like i can't i can't think of any other singer that came before him or after him that was like quite like him he was so he was so joe cocker you know i mean it was just like this big sweaty english dude this crazy fucked up hair doing the air guitar on stage you could squeeze notes out of the air guitar that no one else could yeah and it was like you didn't you didn't mind it at all like you know what i mean like there's something like inherently douche about the lead singer doing air guitar right he bypassed that if this were a maroon five concert i would be throwing water bottles at the stage right but you would you feel his energy immediately.

[7] If it was Nickelback, there'd be a riot.

[8] And I'd be right there because I fucking love him.

[9] Oh, man. Will you stand up and walk out on me?

[10] Let me your ears and I'll sing you a song.

[11] I will try not to sing out of key.

[12] Oh, baby.

[13] Damn that too was good Did it say what he passed from?

[14] Lung cancer Probably smoking, who knows?

[15] Maybe working in bars.

[16] You know, I was talking to someone at the comedy store the other day We were talking about this how It's amazing how no comedy clubs have smoking anymore Like it used to be when we started Every comedy club you would go to It was like...

[17] Two -pack minimum.

[18] You'd walk in there and just be people constantly puffed cigarettes every bar you would go to used to be like that most of the performers too yeah yeah a lot of the performers and for performers who had quit do you know how hard that must be if you quit cigarettes and you go to a place where everyone's smoking and smokes in the air so you're essentially taking that nicotine in and it's firing up all those addictive little pockets that you have that were dormant oh Kevin I see we're smoking again oh I love it I love it you're like no no no we're not smoking this is called second -hand smoke, we're in a bar.

[19] Well, if you're getting this, we should probably just get a little more.

[20] Just get a couple of puffs on the second.

[21] Well, a little bit tastes so good.

[22] Why don't you just jam a whole bunch in your mouth hole?

[23] Kevin, what are we going to live forever, Kevin?

[24] Let's like this thing.

[25] Let's breathe it in.

[26] Let's take in the full dose.

[27] That's what it's like to be at the comedy store when you quit.

[28] Like, every time you quit smoking, or quit smoking and then go to the comments or everybody's smoking.

[29] Yeah.

[30] Or any comedy.

[31] On the outside.

[32] On the outside.

[33] But imagine you're up on stage and people are just exulting.

[34] their appreciation by blowing plumes of this addictive chemical right into your nostrils.

[35] But you must be super hard to quit.

[36] And also if they're alcoholics, if you're an alcoholic and you're a comedy club, like everybody's drinking.

[37] Chappelle still smokes on stage.

[38] He doesn't give his shit.

[39] He'll go right into the comedy store, light up a pack of cigarettes and just smoke the whole pack there.

[40] Well, you know, you're kind of allowed to on stage.

[41] I think there's some loophole in the law that allows for you to smoke for a theatrical performance.

[42] It falls under performance art, right, or something like that.

[43] The same reason you're allowed to have power tools in a metal bra and shoot sparks everywhere in a really cramped studio.

[44] I mean, it's performance art. Well, if you had a cigar on stage, like if you were playing Mark Twain, and that was like part of your prop, you had a light of cigar and pontificate in the universe, you would be allowed to use that.

[45] They should you only use bubble gum pipes, or those bubble pipes on Broadway?

[46] Oh, those old school ones?

[47] Yeah, you wear the red velour smoking jacket and try to deliver a really serious line, and then just plume of bubbles coming out of your pipe.

[48] Have you ever been to the place in New York?

[49] They have the pipes on the wall.

[50] No, what's that?

[51] There's a steakhouse in New York.

[52] Brian, see if you could Google the name of the place.

[53] I forget it.

[54] But Sussman recommended it to me. We went there once.

[55] And it's been open, I guess, for like, you know, 150 years or something crazy.

[56] And it has all these pipes on the wall.

[57] Like tobacco smoking pipes?

[58] Tobacco pipes from famous people.

[59] So I guess people would go and eat steak there and just smoke pipes.

[60] And they would take down their pipe.

[61] Like they had like a little wall.

[62] What was it called?

[63] It's called Keene's Steakhouse.

[64] There you go.

[65] That's old school.

[66] Here's that photo of it, right?

[67] When was that latest pipe?

[68] Oh, look at those.

[69] Those are all pipes on the scene.

[70] Yeah, surrounded by framed racists.

[71] Look it up.

[72] Yeah, that guy didn't even pretend yet, black friends.

[73] Nope.

[74] I don't even want the frame around me to be black.

[75] You find some Brazilian walnut.

[76] You know, there was a photo.

[77] So we're having this podcast just a few days after these two New York City cops were executed in their cop car in Brooklyn by this guy who was, he was already on a run.

[78] I mean, he shot and killed his girlfriend or critically wounded his girlfriend.

[79] He had three stars.

[80] He was trying to unlock the tank.

[81] I don't know those video game rules.

[82] But then there was a photo that was released from 1959, I think it was, of Miles Davis.

[83] Miles Davis had walked some white girl To her car to a cab And these police officers A friend he'd walked a white friend And these police officers beat the shit out of him And arrested him And this picture of Miles Davis Yeah there's pictures of Miles Davis Got blood all over him You're like whoa Bitches brew all over But you just realize that Like that has been going on For a long fucking time Police brutality But the good news is Now we have first person POV video from lapel cams and it still can't get an indictment.

[84] So we're fine, right?

[85] Win, win for both sides.

[86] Well, you know, I think that the Eric Gardner one is insanely unfortunate.

[87] Insanely unfortunate and insanely unnecessary.

[88] Like, what they did.

[89] I think the incident is unfortunate but I think the lack of a fucking trial, that's criminal in and of itself.

[90] Well, it just doesn't make any sense unless that's your protocol.

[91] If that's your protocol, you've got to change your If you're saying that he did nothing wrong, well, then you've got to redefine what's wrong.

[92] Sure.

[93] Because this guy was just selling cigarettes, man. I mean, Jesus fucking Christ, he wasn't wanted for some other crimes.

[94] But also, they defined what's wrong.

[95] The chokehold is already illegal.

[96] It's already banned.

[97] And when the corner rules it a homicide via chokehold, you don't rule against that.

[98] Like, they've already decided that's illegal and wrong.

[99] That is what the coroner said.

[100] That's what the corner said.

[101] It was homicide.

[102] I thought it was like heart failure due to diabetes.

[103] or something like that.

[104] No, that was the issue that the corner himself ruled it a homicide.

[105] Wow, I did not know that.

[106] Yeah.

[107] Well, and then they go, and then, you know, you watch the Fox News where they're yapping about, like, well, it's not a chokehold.

[108] Listen, I've taken, I'm a green belt in Brazilian jiu -jitsu.

[109] I took a class next to an orange julius.

[110] There was a, it was from Fox and Friends, I think, where they were talking about that.

[111] He's like, I know Kung Fu.

[112] I've seen the Matrix, and that wasn't a chokehold.

[113] There's different ways to apply pressure to the neck, and you would know that if you were a mixed martial artist.

[114] Couldn't believe it's Hannity, I think.

[115] Couldn't believe it.

[116] This guy, this medical examiner says he was killed by compression of his chest and prone positioning during physical restraint by the police.

[117] Asthma, heart attack, and obesity were contributing factors.

[118] So I don't think we're supposed to say that it was the chokehold that did that.

[119] I had to connect because I could have sworn I read that it was the chokehold.

[120] But let's say, what was the first part of that?

[121] Maybe it's a different.

[122] Conriction of airway?

[123] Wasn't that?

[124] Yeah.

[125] I mean, what else is that?

[126] I mean, I guess you could argue it's a knee on the chest.

[127] Yeah, it's, no, it's more of, I'm not arguing that they, that the interaction with the cops killed them.

[128] The cops definitely killed them.

[129] Sure.

[130] What I'm saying is, I don't think that means that it was from his neck.

[131] I think it's compression of his chest and, I mean, all of it is related to the cops, but I don't think it's related to that illegal move.

[132] Not specifically to the armor on the neck.

[133] Right, but the idea that, yeah, this is what.

[134] they're saying uh compression of the neck okay now the medical this is a different thing the medical okay this is the goddamn problem with the internet you're reading these stories and these people have their own agenda so i i apologize the autopsy no there's a great bus feed article that found that the the cement was at fault so okay this is okay this was um in this article they're saying that the that he was he died from compression of the neck and also compressions of the chest and the prone position so it was a contributing factors what they're saying it wasn't that the dude was out of shape and needed more cardio in his life yes that contributed but it was compression of his neck that's a chokehold right exactly well how else do you rule that yeah well they without a doubt they killed him in this altercation like this altercation i mean yeah he didn't have the best of health and and yeah he did resist them arresting him for no fucking reason but they shouldn't have been arresting him he wasn't doing anything And they were wrong.

[135] You didn't even have any cigarettes on them.

[136] Right.

[137] Even if this guy was selling loose cigarettes, like, come on, man, you're, you're going to physically attack a guy.

[138] Like, it becomes a matter of, this is how we need to look at.

[139] Instead of laws, like, this is the law, this is the law.

[140] When you are doing that, you are essentially an armed thug for the tax collectors.

[141] You're not really, you're not doing police work anymore, okay?

[142] Because police work in the most noble of ways is to serve and protect.

[143] The idea of a cop in the best possible position is someone who's there to protect average citizens from horrible people.

[144] That's the beautiful aspect.

[145] And to keep and maintain the piece, to be clear, not to rile it up.

[146] Right.

[147] But see, that's not technically what they're supposed to do.

[148] Technically what they're supposed to do is uphold the law and uphold the whatever, you know.

[149] Statute 417 says that you're holding this thing on a Sunday on this sidewalk and that is illegal.

[150] This is a red zone.

[151] So I'm going to harass you.

[152] And because you're tired of systemic harassment.

[153] harassment perhaps that's happened to you for years and years and years and that gunk has built on the machine you do want to resist me because I'm enforcing this law upon you yeah one of the things he said is he said this this ends today yeah that's what he was saying while they were you know they were they were about to attack him right leave me the fuck alone it's so easy for i see the facebook articles that pop up in my timeline that my own family members are posting and it's so easy to share a meme with big capital text on it that says hey man shouldn't be resisting If you weren't resisting, that wouldn't happen.

[154] And I go, listen, you don't have to resist each and every fucking day.

[155] You have no idea what their life is like.

[156] And this isn't a city with stop and frisk laws where you're just casually walking down the wrong street and you happen to be the wrong color.

[157] So you're going to get roughed up?

[158] You're going to have your pockets inverted?

[159] I think a lot of people have really racist ideas and they don't realize that they're really racist ideas.

[160] A lot of people have these notions about what it's like to be someone who lives in X. or Y neighborhood, you know, and you're living in, you know, you're in Z -town, judging those X's and Y's.

[161] Yeah, you're in some fucking beautiful suburbs somewhere with a bunch of white people, and you're pretending that you understand what it's like to be living in a horrible neighborhood, to be a guy who's been arrested 30 times.

[162] What the fuck has that guy's life been like?

[163] What has his life been like since childhood?

[164] When you say a guy's been arrested 31 times, like this guy, you got to go, hold the fuck on.

[165] Like, when did that start?

[166] How old was he?

[167] Was he like 16 when he first got arrested?

[168] Like, this guy, did this guy ever have a chance?

[169] Or was he shot out of a womb into a sea of chaos and this is a minor thing?

[170] I mean, you're going to attack this guy physically over cigarettes.

[171] That's crazy.

[172] So if they are saying that they're just abiding by the law and they thought that they were supposed to do that, we have to rethink what the fuck the law does.

[173] Because the law can't do that.

[174] Because you're not a cop then.

[175] You are a fucking revenue collector.

[176] Laws, it's so crazy to me that there are quotas in that professional.

[177] profession.

[178] You've got to meet your quota, which is why at the end of the month, you're getting pulled over for speeding a little bit more, and certain areas are getting stop and frisk more.

[179] They've got to get the numbers up.

[180] They've got to look at the spreadsheet, and that line graph has to plot up.

[181] Why isn't it a Yelp -based sort of thing?

[182] Why isn't it the people deciding have the cops been helpful to them?

[183] Have they serviced them?

[184] Have they kept the peace?

[185] It's an archaic system.

[186] The idea of police officers, it's an archaic system.

[187] It really is.

[188] Well, I mean, I think we need it.

[189] Yes, no doubt.

[190] We absolutely need it.

[191] We absolutely need military.

[192] We don't live in a utopian perfect paradise, but the system that's in place right now is so archaic.

[193] Correct.

[194] The metrics are off.

[195] Well, this shit, the quotas, and then this shit of, like, grabbing a guy and wrestling him to the ground because he's not paying cigarette taxes.

[196] Like, come on.

[197] You know who he is.

[198] He poses no threat whatsoever.

[199] He's telling you he can't breathe which those are weird crimes man there are so many people saying well clearly he can breathe because he's shouting he can't breathe but it's been proven time and time again that your lungs there's reserve air in there even if you can't breathe that you can use to get in sometimes minutes worth of conversation out well i can help out on a couple of these points that people are debating first of all that's a fucking chokehold okay i know how to choke people i call it for a living that's a choke hold when a guy has his arm around his neck like that that's compression of But then it becomes, how did he actually use it?

[200] See, I even tweeted, I'm like, that's a fucking chokehold.

[201] You can't say it's not.

[202] But here's the question, how much pressure was he applying on the neck?

[203] That's when it becomes a chokehold.

[204] When you are grabbing and you're pulling on the neck and closing off the arteries, that's when it becomes a chokehold.

[205] It could be that he's loosely hold the neck in place.

[206] But the problem is the autopsy says that that wasn't the case.

[207] If the autopsy says he was choked, then he was fucking choked.

[208] If you had compression of the neck, that's what it's saying.

[209] The medical examiner is saying compression of the neck, compression to the chest and a prone position, prone positioning during physical restraint by the police.

[210] This is like in quotes.

[211] So if this, all of these things are all like using force on a person's body and all those things can stop you from breathing.

[212] Like when you're doing jiu -jitsu, there's positions where you can't breathe where you're not getting choked.

[213] Like there's positions where guys have like a knee on your belly and they're grabbing you around the back.

[214] and they're pulling towards you they compress your chest so so deeply and painfully that you can't fucking breathe and this is for people who do jujitsu right like if if uh you know someone's on top of me and they're grabbing the back of my neck and they're shoving a knee into my chest it's really hard to breathe and you know i've done jujitsu for 20 years so for for a dude who's like a very overweight guy with diabetes he's you know he's not physically fit at all he's an older guy and you know he's he's not planking for fun yeah he's he's really overweight and so they're on top of this guy and they're doing all that to him who knows how much resistance he has to their body weight who knows how much it takes before he can't breathe some people are not healthy and all you have to do is like push him in a corner and smush them and they'll they'll like I can't breathe and they can't die like that's not uncommon there's people out there that are that fucking unhealthy and I get the argument of yeah you shouldn't be that unhealthy but that doesn't matter who's pointing those fat fingers in America who's doing that Dude, a lot of people have said all this, these things that you just said about resisting arrest and, like, I've seen that.

[215] I've seen it in my Facebook timeline and I have to reply to all of it.

[216] Come on, man. He shouldn't have been so fat.

[217] Really?

[218] You shouldn't have died?

[219] This is not a, it's sad.

[220] I, the other day fell asleep while trying to power level in Destiny, Joe.

[221] And I almost choked myself on my own neck fat.

[222] I don't know what that means.

[223] I was on the couch like this Xbox controller.

[224] You're trying to get to 30 so I can enjoy the raids.

[225] It's cool.

[226] I'll teach you.

[227] And destiny is a. game destiny is in fact a video game it's a big video game you don't need to know the specifics of it you don't want to know the specifics but i'm is that frightening well suck you in i mean if you really love repetitive gameplay and keeping up with the joneses with virtual items yeah should get it do you shoot things or no shoot lots of things lots of aliens and lots of robots really yeah tons too involved yeah so you stay away from it so so you almost blacked out no literally i fell asleep on the couch and i had my neck just like this and i kind of choked myself out as I fell asleep and had the back to wake.

[228] Yeah, I've done that before.

[229] I'm asleep watching a TV show.

[230] And your head goes down, you're like, I'm fucking talking myself.

[231] Yeah, you could kill people, man. It's like some people aren't very fit.

[232] So what happens now?

[233] So I bet there will be justice on the civil side, which is even more infuriating because that means it's our tax dollars that are going to pay to settle this guy's illegal maneuver.

[234] This is all just so unnecessary.

[235] This is what's fucked up about it.

[236] It's just so goddamn unnecessary.

[237] Yeah.

[238] I mean, this attitude of, like, this is, imagine if there were no crimes.

[239] No crimes ever.

[240] No, nowhere in the world.

[241] Everything is beautiful.

[242] Everything is like this room.

[243] We all get along famously.

[244] The entire human race.

[245] Like, you could imagine if we got to a point where the entire human race is just totally cool with each other.

[246] And this would be like a major crime.

[247] Now, if this was like our major crime and we saw cops attack this guy like this, we would recognize the cops.

[248] for being the bad guys right like if there was no real crimes and all this guy was doing this like the worst thing ever he's not paying all the taxes on the cigarettes i mean that's it and so we saw a bunch of guys jump on this guy because he wasn't paying cigarette taxes we would be like those are fucking thugs those are irs s thugs that are going after this guy we're gonna fucking help that dude you know fuck these people these people are merks that shouldn't be the police force that it just shouldn't you know and whether it's for speeding tickets or whether it's for petty crimes or if you really do have a quota on arrests you're betting against the public like that's what you're doing like what would you do if no one committed crimes anymore right if the whole country did become like this room where everybody's just chilling what would we do what would we do if everywhere you could go you would never have to worry about being robbed or never have to worry about defending yourself it was just everywhere you go it's up it's up it's up I mean if everybody was cool literally that would be the world do we would live in.

[249] Well, what the fuck?

[250] If that was the case, what would the cops do?

[251] I would need someone to police the cool factor.

[252] Like you're being too chill.

[253] You're like, yo, you need to fucking rage it up.

[254] You're way too mellow.

[255] Sorry, sir.

[256] We just checked the list.

[257] You were the one millionth guy with an ironic fedora on and we can't let you through.

[258] There's too many of you.

[259] We already had a 12 -hour drum circle.

[260] We can't have a 13th.

[261] That's the rule.

[262] I'm going to have to throw you against a brick wall.

[263] How many fucking Guidos were inspired by the Sopranos to go out and put on a warm -up suit and just like go out to the delis and hang out and wrap up the fucking Italian yeah the fucking Italian became good it became like like pleasurable to be a guinea douchebag as my relatives will call ourselves you know like it became like a good thing it became like a badge of courage hey it's fucking Italians we're going to stay together these fucking Italians over here we make the best baloge the best fucking man it got it became like you know what i mean became like a thing i don't know how we got there point being new york city's a fucking it's a cauldron of anger you know and there's it it ain't you know it's not it's not the cop's fault they're i believe they're stuck in this system that's been there long before the guys who are in there now were run in new york city you know i think that like you're dealing with a lot of crime you're dealing with a lot of violence and you got a bunch of hard men that are in charge of you're in charge of you're in charge of charge of taking care of that shit because that's what you need when you're running a police force and that's just wall street but that's hard in a different way but you know there needs to be some sort of fucking ceasefire some sort of uh uh uh you know a communion with the people and the police because the police are the people and this is where everybody's getting fucked up there's this also you get we get them thing that happens you get one triple armor -plated mind sweeping humvee or school bus or whatever retrofitted it's been for from Afghanistan or whatever your department gets one that's all you're going to need pass that you got to donate to schools and fix roads and get some high speed fucking internet yeah that's totally true except if something happens like what happened in the north hollywood shootout do you remember the north hollywood shootout yeah dude we were on news radio on the set and that shit was going down and everybody was in the i don't forget what room we're in we're watching it we're all bundled up together we were like holy shit yeah this is crazy there was a guy walking down the street just gunning people down, dot, dot, dot, dot, dot, dot, with head to toe, arbor plated.

[264] Oh my God, like a fucking Iron Man movie, like an Iron Man, like a bad guy in heat, you know, like more exaggerated than heat, right?

[265] Because he was more armored up.

[266] Right.

[267] They have to be ready in case some shit like that happens.

[268] But they were ready and they are ready today.

[269] It's like the they were barely ready for that.

[270] They were super outgunned in that.

[271] They figured it out.

[272] They barely did, but that was because there was only two dudes you know i mean look i'm not saying that we should have a militarized police force but the reality is if a military attack did occur on a city the police force is not equipped to defend against it they're equipped to totally true but what we've also seen time and time again it's that they don't have the proper judgment as to when that use or show of force is necessary and that's why you see fucking tanks and snipers in prone positions at peaceful ferguson protests i mean that's so it's like it's it's the who watches the watchman thing, right?

[273] They need the gear to protect us from the fucking handful of crazies that once a decade come out and have their little parade.

[274] Yeah.

[275] But who gets to dictate when and how they can use that gear if they, in and of themselves, they're corrupt.

[276] Or they've got corrupt motives.

[277] Yeah.

[278] Fuck.

[279] As long as we don't show the interview, we're all safe.

[280] That's what it comes down to.

[281] Well, it all comes down to, first of all, there has to be some sort of accountability for public's reaction.

[282] The reaction to the public is had especially the one that kills me is that 12 year old kid in cleveland that one kills me i can't even read about that one that one fucks my head up i don't think i know about that one do i want to know about that one this kid had a toy gun and these cops pulled over and they shot him within two seconds of seeing him they killed him within literally there's a video the car stops the car opens up he pulls his gun out and he starts shooting and he kills the kid And it's like, what the fuck?

[283] I can't watch it.

[284] I won't watch it.

[285] There's also, last night I finally, the officer with the lapel cam who calls two dogs over and then shoots them.

[286] She literally makes the kissing noises at the dogs and calls them over and then drops them both and then radios it in.

[287] Now, supposedly, she was responding to a call where these dogs were attacking someone and they were trapped in like a truck and she needed to get through these dogs.

[288] The issue is that, and now granted, they released the Vine version of this video.

[289] I don't know what the handles are on either side, but what you do see in this video are these two dogs, their tails wagging, zero barks, and she pulls them over, and then you see just like a first person shooter, you see the revolver come up.

[290] No. Yeah, and the trigger squeezed.

[291] And it's just like, another case of like, okay, now we're seeing it.

[292] Now we're seeing it.

[293] Well, did you, you know about the guy who was a mayor somewhere and the cops got the wrong a dress there was a guy who was getting pot delivered and what he was doing is he was using this guy's address do you remember this story it was like somewhere outside of washington is this where they flashbang the house and the kid got scarred no no no this is a different that one i think was in atlanta this is a different one sorry there's so many these days joe i just completely lose track shot his dog chase the dog down and shot it in front of the kids and and handcuffed everybody the whole deal went through the house and then found out that the guy was actually the mayor and you know And the whole thing was just like this, or a mayor at least.

[294] Sure.

[295] This whole thing was a fucking huge disaster.

[296] But you found out, like, firsthand from a guy who's in government, how thuggish they are.

[297] Right.

[298] Like, they ran after a Labrador and shot it.

[299] Like, a Labrador.

[300] Is anybody who knows labs?

[301] Like, the sweetest, friendliest dogs in the world.

[302] And if you don't know that, you don't know, if the dog's not barking and attacking you and you shoot it, you just murdered a dog.

[303] Right.

[304] You know, you just murdered a family pet.

[305] That's crazy that they have.

[306] have that attitude, but that's so prevalent.

[307] It happens so often.

[308] Well, and that's the case and point.

[309] Like, had that happened to someone who just happens to work in a cafeteria or someone who picks up garbage, you probably wouldn't have heard about it.

[310] Right.

[311] Would have made it nowhere.

[312] They just happened to knock on the one wrong door that had a government official in there.

[313] And the same question again comes up, is that protocol.

[314] And if it is protocol, then protocol's fucked up.

[315] That's fucked up.

[316] You know, we got, if there was only a few people, it was a small town, You would never accept that kind of behavior from the cop, right?

[317] The idea is the only time that behavior becomes prevalent is when the cop is not a part of the community.

[318] When the cop is from somewhere else and comes in, he can shoot that dog and doesn't have to worry about sleeping in his house right next door to where he shot that dog.

[319] He can make a mess in an area and just get out of there.

[320] That's the problem with urbanization when it comes to like the way people treat each other inside communities.

[321] As I said, that was a problem that happened when squad cars became more prevalent, that the, on the streets policing used to have to walk a beat and make eye contact with your neighbors.

[322] And you weren't in a metal cage with a shotgun there and surrounded by technology and everything.

[323] And they said that once police officers switched to that, their patrols got larger.

[324] So the intimacy dropped and, you know, that sense of community vanished.

[325] And it's so painful for me to talk about in this way because I've got my brother's a cop.

[326] I've got so many police officers in my family.

[327] And so when I write the long -winded diatribes in response to moderately racist, you know, tea party action network memes that I see pop up.

[328] Right.

[329] In my Facebook timeline, I do, like, I always make it a point to say, I know that they deal with the worst of the worst, right?

[330] Every day, they deal with scumbags or they deal with people who want to kill them or rape people or what.

[331] Yes, they deal with that.

[332] But it doesn't excuse any of this.

[333] I'm sorry, that's part, I'm glad that they're there.

[334] I'm glad that they keep me safe.

[335] If something shit goes down, the first thing you call the cops, right?

[336] That's who we would turn to.

[337] But it doesn't excuse any of this behavior.

[338] And you have to also admit that those constant interactions day to day dealing with people that you think, if it's a routine traffic stop, you have to in a piece, piece of your brain has to fire off going, this guy wants to fucking kill me. Right.

[339] You never know that that constant ping in your brain has got to warp your vision on everybody else.

[340] There's no way to keep those feeling silo.

[341] This has been a reoccurring subject lately.

[342] If people are tired of us talking about it, I get it.

[343] Yeah, well, it's just so in the news.

[344] Right.

[345] It's happening so much.

[346] destiny.

[347] Now, what level are you?

[348] Because I find if you get to 20, then it's all about your light level and then you're fucking farming for legendary engrams and you know what a pain in the ass that is.

[349] And you got to upgrade them and I don't have enough fucking spin metal for that.

[350] Am I right?

[351] I appreciate your passion.

[352] At least I'm passionate about a topic.

[353] I know not what you discuss, sir, but I appreciate your passion.

[354] I'm not trying to dissuade us from the topic.

[355] I'm just trying to sort of acknowledge the fact that I know we talk about it a lot.

[356] Sure.

[357] It's, um, it's, I don't think people are qualified to be police.

[358] I think it's too hard a job for humans.

[359] I think we need robot police.

[360] Oh, we're getting there.

[361] We need some fucking I -robot -type dudes.

[362] And as long as criminals stay off the stairs, Ed 209's got him, man. He's set.

[363] Make sure there's nothing to do with taxes, nothing to do with revenue collection.

[364] You can't arrest people for stuff like that.

[365] It's take it up in court.

[366] Robot police that you can fuck when they're not doing the work.

[367] That's not how the world's going to work.

[368] But think about it.

[369] They got to...

[370] Everybody's running around fucking the police.

[371] They got to recharge at some point.

[372] Fuck the police.

[373] Fuck the police.

[374] From the underground.

[375] No, seriously, fuck them.

[376] They're recharging right now.

[377] Maybe that's what it became a strategy that was devised by a psychologist who really let everybody know.

[378] Listen, if we're all making love, we'll respect and appreciate each more.

[379] And it'll give the people a stronger bond with the police.

[380] So they actually should fuck their police officers when they find them.

[381] So the police could serve.

[382] How sweet are you after orgasm?

[383] Yeah, the robot police could serve a dual purpose.

[384] They could enforce laws and blow you.

[385] You know, so you really feel good about interacting with them.

[386] Let's take action steps, though, okay?

[387] I mean, we know robot fuckable police Like bipedal robots The technology's not quite there They're getting there But why don't we just By the time I fuck it It'll be there I'm not fucking any beta subjects I'm not trying any You're not gonna fuck Google ass I'm not gonna No I'm saying I'm not gonna be an early adopter Yeah I'm not gonna be an early adopter I'm gonna fuck the Primo units That are ready I don't want my dick getting electricute it off You know some dude One dude the chick's gonna have some sort of a blow out Inside of her And his dick's gonna get cooked to a crisp Yeah Like it's got to run on electricity New firmware You're set Yeah If we replace police utility belts today With just Just like a bandolier of flashlight holes That's about it And you could go up And hug your local police officer And go ahead and Give him a little couple thrusts at the waist level I'm down No not him Him or her I'm talking like all robot girls Let's not judge I'm saying look It's gonna be 10 years before this tech is ready So let's throw flashlights on officers How many women would be be into fucking robot dudes as opposed to the dudes being a fucking robot women.

[388] Because for dudes, I could think I'd comfortably say, it's 100%.

[389] 100 % guys would fuck a lifelike, beautiful woman robot.

[390] Right.

[391] But I don't think you'd say the same with women.

[392] I don't think 100 % of women would fuck a robot.

[393] I bet they're way more discerning.

[394] I bet most of my ex -girlfriends would say that they have fucked a robot.

[395] They already have a emotionless machine.

[396] It's just a driving for the finish.

[397] They would make love to the robot.

[398] That's exactly.

[399] I want a robot that asks me about my day.

[400] I wonder what the robot would look like if chicks could design it.

[401] That's what the real question would do.

[402] Saddle.

[403] It would be like, do you think it would even be white?

[404] Would it be like, would it be blue, like avatar style?

[405] I think it would be red.

[406] If girls could make a guy like any color they want, what would they do?

[407] They would probably make us pink.

[408] Transparent so they could see our feelings.

[409] Pink dudes.

[410] I want to know what's going on.

[411] in there.

[412] Transparent.

[413] Just, yeah.

[414] I can't wait because the future of that is LEDs that are customized with the music that's going on.

[415] To robot fucking?

[416] Yeah.

[417] Yeah, her mouth changes colors based on the Scrilex track that's going.

[418] It's going to be wild.

[419] It's going to be like fucking a rave.

[420] That's pretty psychedelic.

[421] Especially thinking about how small the LEDs could possibly get.

[422] Right.

[423] You know, like literally her whole face, it could be pores.

[424] And the actual pores of the face could be like individual.

[425] LEDs.

[426] Well, we think about how cool projection mapping is, right?

[427] Sling an image onto a surface and oh, it looks like it's that thing.

[428] When the LEDs are small enough to basically be those individual pores or pixels, the entire surface can animate and come to life in a way that emits its own light, so you could walk around, you could change the face of it, you could change the texture, you could change whatever, it could be full motion video playing on your fuck doll's face.

[429] Well, you could show like commercials.

[430] Like if you're doing a dog style, you just show commercials on her back.

[431] If you're a Purina Dogchow?

[432] Yeah, they could just like interrupt your sex for commercials.

[433] Like, you get, like, you get a sex program, but you have to watch, like, a certain amount of minutes of a Coca -Cola commercial.

[434] Right.

[435] So you watch this polar bear dancing around on ice on the small of her back while you're trying to keep your heart on.

[436] And, like, she freezes while the commercial's going on.

[437] She won't move.

[438] And it just dries up all of a sudden.

[439] Well, it just holds you in place.

[440] It's like fucking metal.

[441] Just, not, not scary, but it gives you a little extra squeeze.

[442] Just to do, da, dot, dot, dot, stay right here.

[443] Watch this Coke commercials.

[444] Hold on.

[445] Look at the new fiesta.

[446] Look at how roomy it is.

[447] Baby, you're going to buy Coke after you fuck me, right, baby?

[448] I got me. I'm going to buy a whole six -pack.

[449] Oh.

[450] The polar bear sneezes when you finish it its nose.

[451] Robot pussies are going to have to have juice, right?

[452] So they're going to have, like, simulated smells also.

[453] So you could have, like, I want kiwi strawberry pussy juice.

[454] Or you could be like, no, I want realistic pussy smells.

[455] Right.

[456] You're probably going to be able to customize everything eventually.

[457] I'm going to fuck a cinnabun.

[458] It's going to be like a car.

[459] It's going to constantly smell like an airport.

[460] You could totally do this.

[461] Or a food court, right?

[462] Yeah, they could do that.

[463] Or they could make it.

[464] Some people would want someone to smell like an animal, like when it smell like a dog.

[465] Right.

[466] Oh, yeah.

[467] Like maybe a wet dog.

[468] Wet dog.

[469] Some people are really into, like, animalistic sex.

[470] I want salmon and burnt hair.

[471] You smell like a fucking moose.

[472] Dirty feet.

[473] Dirty feet.

[474] Concert breath.

[475] I want cigarette breath.

[476] Arm pits.

[477] Bad vitamins.

[478] yeah you're going to be able to have sex with movie stars that's one thing they're going to be able to do a jennifer lopez model you know and jennifer lopez going to show up at your house and just start blowing you have we talked about this there's going to be a marketplace for this on oculus to start in vr right and there will be an underground marketplace where hackers texture map your favorite actor or actress onto a 3d fuck model and you'll be able to download and people will be pirating people's likenesses and making the same way they make soundboards they'll make these sort of fuck audio tracks so you can go and download your favorite celeb and pay you know some some underground group a couple bucks to have access to that 3d model i envision a time i envision a time in our lifetimes where people regularly have like implants put under the skin of their head like you know how they they're doing all these different um there was an episode of um radio lab where They were talking about how they've applied electrical impulses to certain areas of the brain to stimulate learning.

[479] Right.

[480] And people have done things like these video sniper courses, and they do it with the electrical impulses, and their scores go through the fucking roof, just through the roof.

[481] And these are just these electrodes that are placed on the head.

[482] If we permanently installed some sort of battery -powered system that was, like, on top of people's heads, and people were constantly connected to this and could connect to.

[483] each other back and forth with this.

[484] I mean, I think that that's something that would, that would be implemented like almost like the cell phone is today.

[485] People would just get it because they would want to have that.

[486] Yeah, it's some enhanced learning device.

[487] And now, of course, I'll pop it on during my formative years and I can read the speed of Johnny Five and great, and that'll just become commonplace.

[488] Yeah, and recording on it, it'll upload to the cloud.

[489] You'll probably be able to take pictures with your eyeballs.

[490] And now you can send a photograph to your doctor, your ophthalmologist, and you go, oh, gee, this is how you're seeing shit?

[491] Oh, silly bitch.

[492] You got 2040 vision.

[493] You need glasses.

[494] 2040's okay, right?

[495] What's bad?

[496] Like 2050, 2060?

[497] What's, I don't know what the numbers are.

[498] 2020's best.

[499] Yeah.

[500] Well, actually, some people have better than 2020, like fighter pilots and shit, those fucking real red -blooded Americans and only eat cornflicks in the morning.

[501] It's fucking blue -eyed.

[502] You mean the guys in the crate that are controlling the RC helicopter with the missiles?

[503] Like Tom Cruise's buddy, ice, Valcomer?

[504] Remember Iceman?

[505] That's who I'm thinking of.

[506] I'm thinking of that's like the perfect macho fighter pilot with perfect bone structure.

[507] Those guys have like 2010 vision.

[508] They see shit you don't see.

[509] Kevin Pereira.

[510] You're not a sky warrior.

[511] Clearly not, no. What do you do for living?

[512] I'm a sky warrior.

[513] That's way better than the Air Force.

[514] She called the Sky Warriors.

[515] Come on.

[516] I'm sure they do internally.

[517] It's 2015 almost.

[518] They chest bump and slow -mo in the locker rooms.

[519] We are the Sky Warriors.

[520] We are Legion Some 4chanter just woke up What?

[521] Salt to action.

[522] I played after burner.

[523] I know what it's like.

[524] I'm very curious to see what effect drone technology is going to have on our overall quality of life over the next few years because as I've seen more and more of these fucking videos or these things flying around, I'm like, at what point in time is it going to be like commonplace to be go outside and there's fucking drones all over the place picking things five years there's going to be dog walking drones I think like back to the future two back to the future too dog walking drones what do you mean like oh they walk your dog for you snap it onto it and they go that's hilarious yeah you GPS you track the streets and it goes through GPS and finds it what if your dog walking a pit bull and you can't hold on that fucking leash and it wants to kill some of the dog I think it's got emergency jets that only lasts about 20 minutes that are really or some sort of tranked art that it just shoots into your pooch's neck you've never had a pit bulls and hits the police officer they'll wait that 20 minutes out they'll fight it out and when that 20 minutes is over they'll be ready they'll still chase that dog pit bulls are the worst though the worst when it comes to like dog aggression right I've had him I've had dogs that were I've had you know they vary I've had a few pit bulls some of them were really sweet and didn't want to have anything to do with fighting other dogs and then other ones that that's all they wanted to do no matter what you try to do to get it out of them, especially males, that is what they want to do.

[525] It's so annoying because, like, it's like having a friend who's super awesome until he gets around other people and then he starts attacking them and beating the shit out of them.

[526] You're like, why would you, why would you do this?

[527] Why are you attacking all these people?

[528] These people are fucking nice.

[529] But he's like, fuck, it's you and me, that's it.

[530] That's how pit bulls are when, like, if other dogs come around.

[531] There's a few of them.

[532] It's not all of them.

[533] But it's, a lot of it has to, to do with how they were bred.

[534] And if you get one that had an actual lineage of dog fighting, you know, you're likely going to get...

[535] That weird that that DNA is modified from just years of breeding of, no, when you come out, you get big, strong, fast, and you murder.

[536] Well, the actual scary ones, believe it or not, are not even that big.

[537] Really?

[538] Yeah, the real fighting dogs, like the dogs they use in actual, like, gambling matches are fairly small.

[539] They're like 35 pounds.

[540] Like 35 pounds is actually a big one.

[541] those are pit bulls or the real pit bulls what do you see these big like muscle bound modified dogs these are bred to look good those dogs they would never last against one of those little 35 pound dogs because those 35 pound dogs just don't get tired they don't get tired and they don't give up and they don't give a fuck about pain and they don't even look scary like if you look at a real pit bull they don't have the super wide head they're actually fairly small dogs big old barrel chests and the definition yeah they're fairly small dogs and they're really great with people.

[542] They're the sweetest with people because one of the reasons why they fight is to please their owner.

[543] Like it's really a crazy relationship.

[544] They're the sweetest, kindest dogs.

[545] They're like so friendly with people.

[546] But sometimes they mistake babies for animals.

[547] You know, they're very scary in that way.

[548] Like little kids and babies, it's very dangerous to have them around like certain super hyper aggressive dogs because they don't know if they've never seen a baby before or they never seen a little kid.

[549] kid before they might think it's an animal right fuck that you know fuck all that i don't think the drone's going to be able to hold that back what's weird that you could just raise dogs you know and teach them how to attack it's kind of i mean i get the idea of having kids and abandon them too yeah it's like there's a lot of weirdness that's weird that's weird right but isn't that we're like well you know it's the question is like give them up for foster care what would be better to be with the person who wants to give you up to foster care at least with foster care you might have a shot someone trying to trying to raise you and love you.

[550] Totally.

[551] You know, obviously there's a bunch of different reasons why people give people up, but there's always plan B. Yeah, the idea of giving up your kid to foster care for no reason other than anything else, like if you're going to die or, you know, I mean, that kind of shit happens.

[552] And it's great in that sense.

[553] But you hear all those nightmare stories about foster kids.

[554] It's like, you know, I mean, you always have to think how fucked up were they when they got in there, you know?

[555] I mean, when you hear about foster parents having a deal with kids that were just severely abused for large chunks of their life.

[556] That's why I'm going to a puppy mill.

[557] For babies?

[558] Yeah, for anything.

[559] Any scar I put on an animal, I want to know I put it there.

[560] You know, if my dog pisses on the carpet when I microwave a hot pocket, I wanted that's because I was punching it in the face the first time that happened, not somebody else.

[561] Yeah, if you get a dog from a really good breeder, that is one thing.

[562] If someone like is a very ethical breeder and they're really kind of their dogs, you're going to likely get a really good dog, but you could get a really good dog at the pound.

[563] Totally.

[564] You never know.

[565] It's like, I wonder how much epigenetics and like, learn behavior passed down through the genes, like, affects dogs and people.

[566] You know, like the idea of adopting a kid.

[567] Like, people love the idea of adopting a kid.

[568] I mean, you give someone a fresh start.

[569] I mean, that's amazing.

[570] I mean, give a baby a chance and, you know, a loving family takes them in or her in.

[571] But you always have to, like, Like, I wonder how much of, what a person is, is what you teach them and what they see in their environment and how much of it is actually in their genetics.

[572] I mean, I think for sure you could take someone from a troubled genetic background and raise them with love and friendship and they could be great people.

[573] I'm not questioning that.

[574] But what I am questioning is how much of who you are and who your personality becomes is really based on your genes.

[575] I would really like to know that.

[576] No matter how much nurture you give somebody they might still have a natural proclivity to be addicted to opioids that's just like a thing that might happen same with other diseases and mental disorders and who knows so you can nurture the hell out of someone but at some point when it's when those synapses were firing and forming even in the womb and you know soap opera theme shows are implanting on its brain their studies now that say that even in the womb that early you know people can these messages and memories are implanted on the brain at some point you pop out and a certain percentage of your path is formed.

[577] A certain percentage of your being is there that's unshakable and undeniable.

[578] Yeah, I wonder how much, what that number is, you know?

[579] 12.

[580] 12%.

[581] Seven.

[582] Oh, that's the over under?

[583] What's the over under?

[584] I think you can nurture, you can nurture the shit out of most things.

[585] You can really turn it around at any age, at any phase.

[586] There's always turnaround stories.

[587] But there are certain, you know, we know, there are certain genetic markers that mean you're going to be predisposed to certain things.

[588] So nothing you can do.

[589] No question about it, no question about it, especially when it comes to certain diseases that are just almost unavoidable for certain people.

[590] They have to be really careful about their diet just because their genetics are set up in a, you know, unfortunate way.

[591] Yeah, that's a strange, strange thing about being a person, man, all the variables.

[592] And then blaming someone for those variables coming out all fucked up and them being a mess.

[593] Right.

[594] You know, you need to take accountability.

[595] pull yourself up by your bootstraps that's totally true if you can but right way it's way better to like figure out a way to mitigate the amount of people that are fucked up like instead of like saying you know they need to pull themselves up by their footsteps probably yeah probably but also how the fuck did this happen like why are there you know x amount a million people living in destitute poverty in los angeles i mean how many people are in like severe poverty in Los Angeles.

[596] What is the percentage?

[597] I wouldn't begin to know the number.

[598] I wouldn't know the number, but it's probably fairly high.

[599] I bet it would be a shocking number.

[600] Let's guess.

[601] If they could afford bootstraps, they might pull them up.

[602] How many millions are there in Los Angeles?

[603] Like California all together has like 20 million or something like that.

[604] All right, let's find that out first.

[605] All right, how many people are in L .A.?

[606] Okay, so truck is leaving Chicago at what's being?

[607] Let's guess it.

[608] Are we going like what's unemployment or what's well first of all how many people live in l .a how many how would you guess 17 million 17 million okay this doesn't make sense because this only says three million okay okay the greater los angeles area which uh contains three oh 13 million and over 18 million people in combined statistical area as recently as 2010 so somewhere around let's just call it somewhere around 18 million people Right Fair enough So I forgot what we were talking about We were trying to find out How many people are living in poverty Of that, Jesus Christ That's how boring I am I bore myself Okay, how many people live in poverty?

[609] I got a photo of a bunch of old dudes Fucking and sucking each other on a hotel bed That's what I managed to pull up What?

[610] Lime party, bro What?

[611] You're not down with lime party?

[612] That one's a line party Okay It's lemon party, right?

[613] Yeah, lemon party But why did you bring that up?

[614] Because that's what happens when I start typing into a browser.

[615] You can function and actually solve a problem.

[616] That's all I can do is pull up pictures of old dicks.

[617] That's not true.

[618] I'm not sure what you're trying to say, but it's not true.

[619] Welcome to my world.

[620] Okay.

[621] I guess unemployment's 19%.

[622] 27 %?

[623] In Los Angeles?

[624] 27 % of all the people in Los Angeles are in poverty.

[625] In poverty.

[626] Wow.

[627] That's crazy.

[628] And so it's insane.

[629] That's a lot of goddamn people.

[630] Right.

[631] And there's people that.

[632] aren't in poverty that have definitely struggled and worked very hard to not be there, that immediately assume that the lack of working hard and the lack of a work ethic is the reason someone who is in poverty is in that case.

[633] How many of them are out of work actors though?

[634] For unemployment?

[635] How many in poverty?

[636] How many of them are out of work actors that you can't feel sorry for?

[637] Because if you knew them, they'd be like really annoying.

[638] Be like, yeah, who wants to hire that guy?

[639] I don't know.

[640] Dream chasers?

[641] There's a lot of dream chasers in L .A. Right.

[642] For sure.

[643] Right.

[644] But I think the point that you were, I think, getting at is that it's very easy for people, especially in a situation of privilege or one where they're not living paycheck to paycheck or who knows what happened in their past.

[645] Maybe they had a family growing up.

[646] It's very easy for them to think we all line up at the starting line at age zero.

[647] The gun goes off and, all right, you just didn't want to run fast enough or hard enough.

[648] It doesn't matter that you started off with one leg or you didn't even, you weren't even at the stadium for this.

[649] race you know it's it's hard for people to empathize and realize that we all start off at different places and in different ways we all think we're running the same race well it's also it's not a fucking race that's the other thing it's not i mean like if one person makes 10 times more money but they're fucking miserable and they're constantly having a heart attacks the other person makes enough to live and then they're happy that guy wins like the guy is making enough to pay his bills and feed himself and is having a chill life and having fun with his friends that guy wins over the guy who never sees his family, has a heart attack, works 16 hours a day, he's popping Adderall all day to try to keep up the stock market.

[650] A ski dude?

[651] I like a sweet ski do.

[652] And he's just fucking crushing waves.

[653] I'm talking about a really rich dude.

[654] Yeah, like a really rich dude.

[655] They don't have time to be out there ski doing.

[656] I meant the marathon of life, not the marathon of money, you know?

[657] Like people think we line up and we all are afforded the same privileges.

[658] So look, even that guy that makes just enough money and is happy with his friends, he probably started off in a better place than some of.

[659] others around him.

[660] I mean, there's no denying that some people are born into this world without families, without support systems, without structure.

[661] And it could be that he came up in a horrible environment.

[662] He figured it out and he got through.

[663] But it doesn't mean that everyone should be forced to figure that out on their own.

[664] Like the idea of not helping people.

[665] It just seems weird that as a government, like that the government doesn't put more emphasis into that.

[666] You would think, like, we're constantly worried about conflicts overseas.

[667] We're constantly worried about conflicts, you know, in places where we're never going to go.

[668] But the conflict that's causing murder in our own neighborhoods and cities is almost like it's the root cause of it is never totally completely addressed.

[669] Like Chicago, like what's going on in Chicago with all the insane amounts of murder and violence.

[670] And Detroit has obviously got a lot of big problems.

[671] There's lots of cities in this country there.

[672] People are dying left and right.

[673] And it's very likely a direct result of this crazy infrastructure.

[674] problem that we have where there's a giant percentage of people that are living in poverty and until they figure out a way to like soothe that down it's going to always fuel those conspiracy theories or people like this is by plan the government wants everyone to be huddled up together angry and fighting over scraps of bread you know that's that's the that's the plan like to keep the people weak and keep them scared and you know bring them into these environments and force them to compete for very limited resources so that they're always fucked up and they never really have a chance to organize and figure out the system and restructure and create their own, come up with their own fucking cryptocurrencies.

[675] Right.

[676] You know, the argument that I see all the time is can't give a handout or can't have a social safety net because someone else is going to take advantage of that and no one else should be rewarded for being lazy.

[677] And I go, look, yeah, there are certainly cases of that and that exists and it sucks and we should prosecute those cases violently.

[678] Fuck those people.

[679] Not even violently, man. I mean, with passion.

[680] Not violently.

[681] But you get like with passion.

[682] White people get crazy with their violence and passion.

[683] Yeah.

[684] It's the same thing, Joe.

[685] It's the same thing.

[686] If I'm punching her, it's out of extreme passion.

[687] Jesus Christ, son.

[688] I love you so much.

[689] Settle down.

[690] So it's easy to go, hey, I don't want anybody taking advantage of me. How dare you be lazy and suckle from the government tea, whatever else?

[691] It's very easy to understand your neighbor taking advantage of you.

[692] Right?

[693] You work hard.

[694] You come home.

[695] You see your neighbor not working as.

[696] hard, how dare he get any leg up.

[697] But the real abuse, the real systemic abuse and the real fleecing is happening at such a, at the corporate and political level in such a great way that it's so hard for us, I think for many to wrap their brains around.

[698] And it's a lot easier to point to the abuse and the laziness of a neighbor and not the abuse of a government.

[699] Yeah, that is absolutely true.

[700] And it's also one of those things like we were talking about earlier with cops enforcing the law if that's the system that's in place that system's fucked up like ethically people understand that the amount of money that was moved around during that whole collapse in the economy and the amount of money that was moved around during the wars well during during the during the war's for sure i mean they're they're finding there's something like 50 000 troops or like ghosts yeah they're not really people right and then they're somehow or another these 50 ,000 people are getting checks and, you know, who knows where the fuck that's going?

[701] Either it's complete waste and incompetence or someone's like filtering off that money somehow and putting it somewhere and using it for something.

[702] There's always stories.

[703] Billions unaccounted for, trillions of dollars unaccounted for.

[704] Oh, this corruption thing.

[705] Oh, they get vehicles and they burn them so they can order more because then they get to skim off the top.

[706] Like, there's story after story of this happening.

[707] And when you talk about Chicago, you know what helped there, but some schools.

[708] Maybe a community garden.

[709] Who knows?

[710] Some music.

[711] Get the kids a fucking tuba and a teacher that's compensated to teach them how to use it.

[712] That doesn't cost trillions and trillions of dollars.

[713] Yeah, for sure.

[714] And, you know, it's also what we were talking about earlier with quotas.

[715] Like, quotas sort of put a machine in place that almost make it where it's to their benefit to continue to allow a certain amount of crime so they could continue to have a certain amount of people that they arrest.

[716] And it's almost like that with when you have gigantic corporations that contribute money towards candidates that they know would be more likely to engage in military conflict.

[717] You know, and we've seen direct results of relationships between these gigantic corporations like Halliburton or, you know, that's the best example.

[718] Even rapid scan, getting these scanners in.

[719] It's an offshoot of the war.

[720] There's just so much money involved and that money's been going back.

[721] forth through these people for so long it almost becomes impossible to stop because it's like hey we're going to come along and tell you that you can't make a billion dollars a year anymore right and then you're going to go no fuck that i make a billion dollars every year this is what i do i make a billion dollars every year i go no no no you're not going to make a billion dollars anymore because what you're doing we're not going to let you do anymore we're going to make it illegal what right illegal to kill people in another country to make a billion dollars dude how am i going to billion dollars if I can't kill people in another country.

[722] I need to make tanks and I make fucking jets that shoot rockets.

[723] I need to make this money.

[724] And I need new granite countertops in my 12th home in the Hamptons.

[725] People don't ever want to downsize.

[726] No. They want to push further.

[727] You know, so like if a guy's...

[728] What stock is celebrated for maintaining?

[729] None.

[730] None.

[731] That that graph needs to go up.

[732] That's what I do the stocks.

[733] Yeah.

[734] Businesses have this weird thing.

[735] Like they want to make more money every year.

[736] And that's, I mean, I guess that's the deal with inflation that every year the money's not worth as much so more money is but still no you want a bigger house you want a bigger car right up up up up can i move up in this world jetson you know like people get crazy i need music reactive LEDs in my pussy at home we need to restructure society god damn and kevin perry needs to run for government starts here joe rogan it starts right here are you ready to run for government are you ready to be a president no because you can't you can't oh i have many but i've let most of them out myself put cowboy hats on him and rid them around uh you But, you know, government isn't where you could make a change like that, unfortunately.

[737] I mean, you're buying into a system where you're beholden to fundraising, which then you're beholden to the people who gave you that money.

[738] I have a feeling that the way the technology of the world is progressing.

[739] Like, we have this idea, follow me on this.

[740] Yep.

[741] We have this idea that the law that's in place now, as far as the laws that are in place, like, how fast you can drive and what's legal and what's illegal.

[742] these are all in place and enforced in a system that we have all agreed to.

[743] We've all agreed to the system because it's been in place for a long time.

[744] There's the fireman.

[745] There's the policeman.

[746] These are iconic figures.

[747] I know the colors of their vehicles.

[748] This is a regular part of our culture.

[749] But as the Internet expands and we start wearing these headpieces that can communicate with each other through Wi -Fi and send thoughts from brain to brain, which they've already proved they can do over the Internet.

[750] Correct.

[751] We're going to get to a point.

[752] We're going, why is this system in place?

[753] Why do we need this system?

[754] This system is just, you're saying you're in charge.

[755] And I'm saying the people that said someone could be in charge were from a totally different world.

[756] Okay.

[757] They weren't even from, they're not even from Earth.

[758] They're from Earth 1776.

[759] And there was nothing going on then, okay?

[760] You had a pasture and you're shooting bows and arrows and animals to try to stay alive.

[761] you're growing some fruits and vegetables, you're building a boat in case you've got to get the fuck out of here if some other people show up and they have cannons pointing in your direction.

[762] I mean, you're living in an incredibly simple world.

[763] The world of today, I would say there's a good deal of what is going on in the world today, especially in terms of what kind of communications we're able to pass back and forth through each other, what kind of information we're able to spread.

[764] And what kind of messages and interactions you can get from, which is this giant, giant, giant group of people, like worldwide.

[765] Like, people can agree or disagree or be outraged or be kind and sensitive.

[766] Like, all of it can happen in these big giant waves going over like a whole planet.

[767] That's, this is a different time.

[768] The whole thing's different.

[769] And as soon as we figure out a way to interface with each other, like, Completely and totally all the time.

[770] We're going to have to rethink like a lot of the laws that we have in place The lot of the laws that don't we're going to why is this law still around?

[771] Because someone's profiting from it?

[772] Is that what we're doing?

[773] We've set up these situations where we have A steady stream of money coming in that you guys are addicted to so because you guys are addicted this money You're going to put like 16 year old kids in jail because they're selling joints?

[774] Are you gonna you gonna you're gonna take people that are doing things that they should absolutely have the right to do if you can buy cigarettes if you can drive a motorist cycle if you can fill in the blank there's a million fucking dangerous things that we allow on a regular basis but you're telling that kid he can't have mushrooms right because what because you say so fuck you who are you have you ever done mushrooms why why you're saying he can't do it this is our problem our problem is our system is archaic it's not caught up to to who we are as human beings today it's not cut up to the way we interact with each other it's just not this idea of a representative government well i can represent myself so you can represent yourself too right this isn't 186 in fucking philadelphia where you had to get a guy and pick up your handwritten scrawl on some fucking shitty piece of paper and put your stamp on it and hand it to him and he runs to ride a fucking horse into town and deliver it to other people it's a different fucking world i don't need a representative government we represent each other the more segmented that we get the more like the smaller everything shrinks down we should all be in charge of our own thoughts okay and if we all a vote, a popular vote for the entire United States, and it comes out all fucked up and things go chaotic, guess what?

[775] That means you engineered a system where half the people are fucking retarded, guaranteed.

[776] And this is what happens when you do that.

[777] This is what happens when you don't take advantage of the number one resource human beings have, which is other human beings.

[778] You don't, like, pump these people up and try to make them productive members of society that are competing alongside of everyone else and producing alongside of everyone else and interacting and being a part of communities.

[779] No, you just say, just leave them in their little shitty spot and fuck them.

[780] And when you do that, if you actually have a common vote, if you ever actually have a popular vote, you're going to deal with a huge number of uneducated people, a huge number of disenfranchised people that grew up and fucked up households, crazy fucking parents and drugs and meth and fucking, how many of that?

[781] It's millions and millions.

[782] And they can vote.

[783] Everyone can vote.

[784] everyone could vote.

[785] Have you got a popular vote?

[786] You got a real fucking problem.

[787] And that has to be one of the things that they were thinking of when they made this whole electoral college system.

[788] And, you know, when they, when they created like a representative government, they had to like go and can't just like everybody can't just have a vote.

[789] It's still too crazy.

[790] It's too crazy.

[791] But, you know, I agree.

[792] I don't know that that was that was for nefarious reasons.

[793] I mean, at the time, just the technology alone for that wouldn't have happened.

[794] I mean, they would still be counting votes.

[795] We're by hand and by candlelight.

[796] But I think if they did allow for a popular vote, it was probably problematic, even back then.

[797] You had a lot of apes.

[798] You know, like, these motherfuckers are going to get together.

[799] When he needs one dude, we can really trust that he gets to say what the fucking state's going to do.

[800] Listen, Doug's edjimicated.

[801] Get him in there.

[802] And he's going to speak for us.

[803] It's a total illusion of a choice.

[804] Because, I mean, you kind of had a choice, but you only have a choice to get to choose who chooses for you.

[805] Which is crazy.

[806] Right.

[807] I'm not a baby.

[808] It's 2014.

[809] I'm not a baby.

[810] But also, look, to play devil's advocate, the amount of time and energy and resources that any of us would have to devote to paying attention to everything that's coming down the pipe, politically, legislatively, however you want to look at it, it would be a full -time job for all of us, right?

[811] To be to be well -reasoned and well -educated on all issues.

[812] So I do see the merit and having someone appointed to maybe advise you to give you an opinion on something, but at the end of the day, if I want to cast a vote, I should directly be able to.

[813] to do that.

[814] If I'm not there, you do it on my behalf.

[815] What we need to do first and foremost is all laws which are in place that don't involve a victim.

[816] Right.

[817] Morality laws.

[818] Morality laws.

[819] Victimless crime.

[820] All laws that pertain to you deciding what you can and cannot do with your own person, your body, your mind, where you live, all those things.

[821] All those laws should be taken off the books.

[822] Like, let's just start from scratch because those are ridiculous.

[823] You got to admit it.

[824] All these crazy drug laws.

[825] If you could go and buy prescription drugs at any pharmacy, your doctor can, you could say, hey, I've got this issue, blah, blah, blah.

[826] Your doctor decides you need some pain pills.

[827] I don't know how many they give you.

[828] They give you a 30.

[829] They give you a month's worth.

[830] Maybe you have to take two a day.

[831] Maybe they give you 60.

[832] Just swallow all 60 of them with a bottle of whiskey and you're dead.

[833] Okay.

[834] Everyone can do that.

[835] So if that's the case, you can't decide what other shit people can't do.

[836] You can't.

[837] You're not allowed to because you haven't made any sense because the choices that you've allowed that you have tax stamps on they're murderous they kill hundreds of thousands of people whether it's cigarettes or alcohol you're standing on moral quicksand like you're saying you're talking crazy i know that you're being bought and paid for and you can't run everybody if you're clearly being bought and paid for that you can't do that now what happens when you say like listen in some places it's still illegal to have anal sex still is it's amazing it's crazy yeah but the act of it or the fact that it's illegal both no right Right.

[838] Thank you.

[839] The fact that it's illegal is the horrible part.

[840] So now it becomes illegal and you say, well, there's no victims.

[841] Everybody wants to consent.

[842] That's great.

[843] So what happens when I go to the park and two people are just exploiting it?

[844] They are raw dogging as hard as they can next to the seesaw.

[845] Now, am I a victim in this?

[846] Or is this their freedom of expression?

[847] Okay.

[848] Is it their right to be able to fuck wherever because we would have been able to when we were sitting by campfires and living in caves?

[849] That's a very good point.

[850] You know, I mean, I think in that sense, communities should be able to decide what they accept and they don't accept in their community where it may possibly, what's the best word to use?

[851] Because in that case, I'm going right up to the county line and I'm fucking everything that I can just across the border so the kids can see it when they're getting out of school.

[852] Illegal in my town.

[853] Sorry, kids.

[854] I don't know if it would work like that.

[855] I'd probably think they could see it.

[856] It's probably still illegal.

[857] Back in the day, they probably had rules, though.

[858] But I was trying to figure out what...

[859] You think so?

[860] Yeah, I don't think so.

[861] The way you could say that that would be a law, the way you could say that you'd have a victim there.

[862] It's because you exposed people to very uncomfortable things that you don't necessarily have to do.

[863] Like, you're imposing upon them the visual image and the act of something that a lot of people think is grody.

[864] So as a staunch vegan, Joe Rogan, I'm offended when I see that hunk of red meat on the plate at the restaurant.

[865] And I'm walking by it and it's on the street.

[866] So no more stakes on curbside.

[867] You've got to be inside.

[868] You can't have a steak in the afternoon in New York.

[869] I bet there's people who would argue that.

[870] Right?

[871] It's crazy.

[872] I bet there are certain hardcore vegans that probably are very angry when they walk by a restaurant and they see plates of meat outside when they're walking on the street.

[873] There are PETA members that don't want to see your dogs on a leash because you shouldn't own an animal.

[874] How dare you?

[875] Well, those are the animal liberation people.

[876] Those people are off the charts.

[877] Do you know about the lobster folks?

[878] No, what's the lobster folks?

[879] Lobster liberation.

[880] People with claws?

[881] No, no, no, no, no, no. These people break into restaurants, get lobster.

[882] and release them in the ocean.

[883] Yes, they do.

[884] They kick open like the front door of the red lobster and go to the aquarium in the lobby and just start ganking them out.

[885] They go to seafood stores and they break in the middle of the night and steal all the lobsters out of their tanks and then release them in the ocean.

[886] That's got to be a fetish, right?

[887] They're fucking idiots.

[888] You ever had a claw job?

[889] You were trying really hard today.

[890] What are you talking about?

[891] You know, you never had one?

[892] I'll let you answer that.

[893] Do you think I've had a claw job?

[894] No, Joe Rogan, I don't think you have.

[895] And that's why I don't think you're in a position to judge anyone on it.

[896] So how about that?

[897] I don't think that's what they're doing, man. They're not raping the lobsters.

[898] They're, uh, they're liberating them.

[899] They're really, uh, they're really liberating lobsters.

[900] So this, herein lies the issue when you propose the utopia of let me vote for me. Let me have a say.

[901] It's victimless crime because everybody at some point.

[902] Is that even utopia for everybody to get a choice?

[903] Isn't that seem crazy that that's utopia?

[904] But that's, I mean, that's what it was being proposed as, right?

[905] Like this is, or even a start.

[906] A better start.

[907] Okay.

[908] A better place.

[909] But someone's always going to feel.

[910] victimized for sure always oh for sure so how do you police that well i think here's here's my thoughts on it one of the big ones is if everything did go to popular vote and we would really like there's a recent gallop poll one of the crazier ones it was something in the neighborhood of 40 something percent of people believe the earth is less than 10 ,000 years old people that they polled you know they believe in the biblical account of the earth when you have a giant number of people in this country a giant number that are growing up as we said in poverty or in, you know, in crime -ridden neighborhoods, in areas where they're not getting a lot of education or they're not getting a lot of positive role models.

[911] And there's just millions and millions of people that perpetuate the same sort of cycle.

[912] If you have a popular vote, they're going to get the vote.

[913] It's going to be crazy.

[914] Everyone's going to get the vote.

[915] So those millions can, like, they can sway a politician one way or other.

[916] So there's politicians that would purposely try to keep people ignorant.

[917] There's politicians that will purposely play to people's ignorance.

[918] Like, forget about what if you just release it as a popular vote.

[919] The world, like, we're going to realize, like, we have a fucked up balance of how many people are impoverished, how many people are educated, how many people have no hope.

[920] There's a fucked up balance.

[921] If that balance doesn't get addressed, like if you had something like an internet vote where everyone gets to vote online, you know, everyone has their own device, you all vote, it's like an app you get on your phone, everybody can get it.

[922] Sure.

[923] Pretty much, you know, everybody's got a. cell phone or someone they know at least they have an internet connection so one percent world view sure you do it like that no if you looked at the world you can go to other countries man I mean a good percentage of people there's more cell phones on earth right now than there are humans but that's mostly because like and you know some people have four phones but that's still an incredible number when you consider there's seven goddamn billion people sure planet and those numbers man I mean that's we're talking that's this is this is like a crazy amount of human being If everyone, all 350 million, you know, everyone over 18, whatever that is, 200 million, whatever the number is, if all those people got to vote, like, on everything, on everything we decide, and all sorts of options were on the table, not just Democratic options versus Republican options, you know, of a representative or a president, but everything we do, everything we do from reparations for slavery.

[924] How about that gets introduced?

[925] How about they want African Americans to get money the same way American income?

[926] get money.

[927] American Indians that are forced to live on reservations, a lot of times they get money.

[928] Like people that live in Alaska, they get money from the oil companies.

[929] They get like a check if you're an Alaska resident.

[930] They get like a check every month.

[931] So there's going to be like, hey, okay, well, how come you have money that goes to people in Alaska and you got money for people over here?

[932] Why don't you give money to black people?

[933] Verizon put in a fake tree cell phone tower, two blocks from my house, which I'm sure is giving me all sorts of cancers, which will, you know, show up in a few years time and there was a city hall meeting about it not a vote but they had a meeting about it that tower goes up they're going to make some money off that right it's going to service customers it's directly affecting me i didn't have a say and my bill's not going down because they're allowed to expand it's that that kind of shit i would love to have a say on but then you look at local elections look at the cycle that we just had here where you know half the population didn't vote at all yeah they had the ability to on issues that affected them but they didn't it's not that easy to move either man if you wanted to get out of your place you'd have to sell it and try selling a fucking house today and not losing money right but the market is goofy as fuck it's all confusing like how much is a house worth you know if you really stop and think about how much people's houses cost like have you ever been to places where houses are extremely overvalued you ever been in a yeah california yeah california for sure have you ever been to like the bay area like silicon valley okay yeah that is a crazy place to be now And there's all these stories that are being written on San Francisco about how many tech millionaires are moving up there And the prices of things are just crazy high like a regular house is like two million dollars 2 .3 million dollars and you go whoa whoa whoa they were trying to explain to me when I was up there this guy was pointing at this house Said that house sold for three and a half million dollars right I'm like you're crazy that's not real It's a real tear down but when they build something new on it it'll be great no it was a nice house it was a nice house was a normal looking nice house but it was a small, like, regular house.

[934] It wasn't a three and a half million dollar house.

[935] It was like, like a $500 ,000.

[936] Sure.

[937] That's a nice house.

[938] You can get a nice house for $500 ,000.

[939] And I was like, what, how is that work?

[940] Like, demand, supply and demand.

[941] Like, how many people are billionaires up here?

[942] Like, what kind of a crazy hive of cash is up in that spot?

[943] All having to do with technology, all having to do with the internet, all having to do with future advances like Tesla motors and shit like that.

[944] They're all up there.

[945] All those fucking Google people, they're all up there.

[946] That's what you pay the price to be in that vicinity.

[947] You pay the price to be near those engineers and those venture capitalists and those angel investors.

[948] Dude.

[949] That's what you're buying into.

[950] That's the proximity.

[951] I have a friend who's renting a house in Atherton.

[952] The house is worth like $15 million.

[953] It doesn't make any sense.

[954] It's just a regular house.

[955] It's a regular fucking house.

[956] But you go in the yard and the yard's pretty big so it's worth like 15 million dollars i'm like that is the craziest fucking thing i've ever heard in my life have you been down to san an monica silicon beach now as they're rebranding it same thing's happening over there well well callan sold this place in venice he sold it in one day and he made money off of it he's like google is like opening up some thing down in venice so they're just buying up property these crazy millionaire fucking ones and zero people coming to town money bagged it up you hate that no I don't hate it.

[957] I love the fact that they create technology.

[958] Right.

[959] I mean, I don't hate the fact that they're getting rich.

[960] Because that's where the headset's coming from.

[961] That's how we're all going to communicate.

[962] It's not coming from you or I, sir.

[963] No, I mean, I have no problem with, I'm just fascinated by trends.

[964] And I'm absolutely fascinated by, I don't like the fact that people who make a moderate amount of money are being pushed out of neighborhoods.

[965] Right.

[966] That bums me out, especially people that have had friends grow up in that neighborhood and their kids go to school in that neighborhood.

[967] and they're being pushed out because houses are becoming extremely expensive, which is unfortunately a big problem and a big byproduct of this whole tech boom, you know, money grab.

[968] These are so many people up there that are making so much money.

[969] It's like way more than we could ever wrap our heads around.

[970] You know, like there's like a bunch of billionaires up there.

[971] Like a gang of them.

[972] And we say billion and we think we can fathom that.

[973] Like, oh yeah, I get a billion.

[974] Sure.

[975] But you can't imagine that monopoly money.

[976] None of us know what a billion dollars truly like the notion that you could not spend enough money fast enough and everybody goes oh course i could i'd buy a space station yeah you literally couldn't spend money fast enough before you died to spend all the money you have yeah it's unfathomable it literally wouldn't be physically possible i know some billionaires it's very weird even when i'm around i get nervous really they're too rich it's weird what what pay grade are you come like most comfortable around i like what people that make around a hundred grand a year those people That sounds pretty solid.

[977] Yeah.

[978] Like 100 grand is like you could pay your bills, but you're not getting crazy.

[979] Right.

[980] You know, it's like when they get into that keeping up with the Jones's level and they get into the millions, when you start making a lot of money, especially, I think if you're like one of those Wall Street cats, you're dealing with a bunch of other people around you that you're trying to keep up with as well.

[981] They're buying houses in the Hamptons and you're buying, you know, they're buying the S -550 and, you know, and they're like, oh, I've got to keep up.

[982] And I think they get trapped in that.

[983] sort of a keeping up with the Jones just and it becomes everything that that becomes their reward for for extracting ones and zeros so it's all about making more more success you know dog eat dog you know go for the jugular and then get that get the house that shows you got the higher level of what that fucking goofy game you were playing destiny destiny it's their version of destiny but they have a house in the hampton sure shouldn't resent it it's a real their version of no i resent the destiny thing why is it why resent it's not a goofy game it's really, it's a phenomenal game.

[984] They're all goofy.

[985] You can do great end -level raids.

[986] I love you, but I think you're a goofy man. Here's the thing.

[987] It's not bad to be goofy.

[988] I'm goofy as fuck.

[989] You know, I think at that point, when a bank balance defines you, it's like, it's not like they're just amassing this because they have this greedy pit and they want it in, greed, greed, greed, greed, greed, greed, greed.

[990] I think it's actually more human than that.

[991] I think it's, I've tried to look at those that have, that are in the game for extreme wealth for shifting ones in zero solely in their favor, I feel sorry for them because I feel like that's what defines them and what do we all like to be the best version of ourselves that we could be?

[992] And for those people sometimes, I think that they think that that's the best version of them is the wealthiest version of them.

[993] I also think it's very convenient to feel sorry for them because like everyone in life, there's a giant spectrum.

[994] So there must be among super baller billionaires, a dude who is having a fucking blast, whose life should be a movie, who's kind and friendly and considerate, but is just banging tens in his yacht all over the planet.

[995] Like, whoo -woo!

[996] The guys just live in the most crazy, ridiculous, fun, loving party ever.

[997] And he happens to be like a super successful entrepreneur slash businessman character.

[998] It's got to be Elon Musk.

[999] It's got to be possible that someone could be that person, but we don't associate that.

[1000] associate that we always assume that if someone is successful if he is some rolls royce driving look at my mansion look at all of my property i've got with zero money down and dang girls are behind him dancing we assume that guy's a piece of shit right we always do we always assume that anybody who becomes like stupid uber like private jet successful you know we always assume that they're assholes right they must be there's no way he could be that like richard branson's the only guy people go man i don't know he seems cool They want to love them, but it's, oh, I don't know.

[1001] He seems cool.

[1002] Richard Branson seems cool.

[1003] He's got the long hair.

[1004] Right.

[1005] He says nice things.

[1006] He donates a lot of money.

[1007] Right.

[1008] He's got, like, a lot of charitable causes.

[1009] He's got a lot of, like, interesting philanthropic causes, interesting prospects in terms of technology, involved in the whole virgin space flight thing.

[1010] Totally, yeah.

[1011] I mean, he's a baller.

[1012] He's a super billionaire guy, but he's kind of nice.

[1013] Like, no, who's hating on Richard Branson?

[1014] He seems like a sweet dude.

[1015] Like, he's, like, the best.

[1016] example of what could be possible if someone was like some super baller capitalist, but it's like really kind of nice and chill.

[1017] Right.

[1018] He was in that fucking culture high movie, man. Branson was?

[1019] Yes.

[1020] Oh, nice.

[1021] Yes, he did an interview in the culture high about marijuana.

[1022] He's a fucking super billionaire.

[1023] I saw him tweet the other day about possession laws, what the fuck?

[1024] Come on guys.

[1025] I'm like, yeah, good.

[1026] He doesn't have to worry about that at his level.

[1027] Exactly.

[1028] Fuck yeah.

[1029] Richard Branson's down.

[1030] He's like the coolest billionaire ever, one of them.

[1031] Lorenzo Frettoe.

[1032] Is Musk a billionaire?

[1033] Frank Fritita, the guys who own the UFC, they're pretty fucking cool.

[1034] Those guys are billionaires.

[1035] They're the only billionaires I feel comfortable around.

[1036] They're really friendly.

[1037] Like, Frank and Lorenzo have always been like super cool to me. The guys are on the UFC.

[1038] They're billionaires.

[1039] They own like 20 -something casinos.

[1040] I think 22?

[1041] Jesus fucking Christ.

[1042] Think about that.

[1043] In Vegas specifically or around the country?

[1044] I don't know.

[1045] I never counted.

[1046] But I think most of them are in Vegas.

[1047] Because all those station casinos, they own all those.

[1048] There's a level.

[1049] of money that you certain people get to where it's clear that they're competing with a very small group of other assholes that are making stupid amounts of money too.

[1050] The Forbes high score list.

[1051] It's like I got to get number 12.

[1052] You know what I look at every year?

[1053] I look at like the most expensive yachts.

[1054] Like yachts are crazy.

[1055] I can't fucking believe.

[1056] Elon Musk.

[1057] Yeah.

[1058] He's in the billion.

[1059] Made 1 .1 billion on paper yesterday.

[1060] Yesterday?

[1061] Yesterday?

[1062] Just yesterday?

[1063] God bless him.

[1064] Oh, my.

[1065] my god he deserves every penny i know what did he do what happened uh as shares a tesla motors gained nearly 14 % yesterday yeah but that could go away tomorrow that's fluctuating that's not fair that's kind of sneaky those sneaky fucking numbers playing assholes still in the case if he decides to cash out today it's real that is true it is real it's very real money he's not going to but i forgot i'm curious i forgot what i was talking about you said some billionaires make you uncomfortable have you been in the room with a billionaire who said something or done something I've seen to meet babies, but that's normal.

[1066] That's what everybody does.

[1067] Did they marinate?

[1068] Over that 48 % tax bracket.

[1069] Was there any barbecue sauce?

[1070] Hensiglaced.

[1071] No, I've met quite a few over my years of working for the UFC.

[1072] And I think the weird thing about human beings is you always expect, well, these people are going to be fucking different.

[1073] You know, I've met royal people.

[1074] I've met royalty, especially in the Arab Emirates, United Arab Emirates.

[1075] And normal, regular folks.

[1076] I could talk to them super friendly, super normal.

[1077] I know a dude who's you know he's royalty and he listens to my podcast Like that's weird shit That's amazing You know but when you're around him After like a minute You forget that he's royalty He wants to talk MMA Right You know wants to talk techniques Once to talk You know what happened with that Why did this go wrong What do you think his prospects are Like dude's like a super fan So we have these awesome Like technical conversations About strategies and stuff So like Can I choke him with diamonds In ring Can I put fistful of diamond In his mouth Because I do.

[1078] I have large rope, gold rope.

[1079] I get in neck, good in octagon.

[1080] I lay in chopper on him.

[1081] By the way, I don't, you must have, I know you have analytics, so you know how many people listen to your podcast.

[1082] But in your heart of hearts, do you really understand the reach that your voice has on a weekly basis?

[1083] Why, you're trying to freak me out?

[1084] No, I think it's, trying to freak me out.

[1085] No, I think it's fucking beautiful, man. I was, I went on an ayahuasca journey.

[1086] I was in Akitos Peru and I'm of the 20 -some -odd people there, I texted you while I was there saying, hey man, every fucking morning your name comes up over eggs and lentils.

[1087] Like people are taught, like you drew people there from all over the world at all ages, all walks of life, all coming there based off of hearing you interview people and talk about this.

[1088] Listen, I would like to disavow all knowledge of you bringing up this subject.

[1089] I didn't know that this was going to be discussed.

[1090] I would have spoken with my attorney I believe what those people are doing is illegal That's why I haven't done it Not in Peru Not in Peru to be clear In our country I think someone was actually trying to pass a law saying that If you violate a law Outside of America You can't talk about it back here?

[1091] No, but that's an American law You can be tried for it in America God, I forget the particulars on that I hate when I do that But it was so bizarre Because someone was saying that it would be In protection of children having, like, going over and having, like, sex with child prostitutes.

[1092] I'm heading to Borobora, being a 12 -year -old.

[1093] Exactly.

[1094] Now I'm accountable for it back here.

[1095] Exactly.

[1096] You could be charged as a pedophile and a rapist in America.

[1097] But then people said, but yeah, but you could apply those to drug laws.

[1098] So you go to Portugal and smoke weed all day.

[1099] And then I come back to America and you arrest me. Or go to Peru and have an ayahuasca ceremony.

[1100] Iowaska is sneaky, though, dude, because it's not technically illegal.

[1101] It's in a weird classification because it's not really.

[1102] dimethyptomy.

[1103] What it is is a brew of a bunch of plants that are all legal.

[1104] All those plants are legal.

[1105] You know, you could buy most of the ingredients for ayahuasca online because it's legal.

[1106] Correct.

[1107] They're not, there's too much DMT out there in plants to make every plant that has DMT and illegal.

[1108] So you could conceivably come up with some form of, all ayahuasca is, all you're making is an orally active version of DMT.

[1109] DMT, which is, which is, been proven to be produced in the human brain, your lungs produce it, your liver produces it.

[1110] It's an incredibly potent psychedelic drug that your body makes.

[1111] And unfortunately, it's in everything.

[1112] It's in so many different plants and vegetables that our body has ways of dealing with it.

[1113] And one of the ways is a stuff called monoamine oxidase.

[1114] This is the long and boring version of it.

[1115] But your body produces monoamine oxidase and it destroys DMT when you're digesting it orally.

[1116] But if you take it with what's called harmine, which is a natural MAO inhibitor, it becomes this crazy drug that you can drink.

[1117] So you can get an orally active DMT trip.

[1118] But that's not totally illegal.

[1119] But DMT is illegal.

[1120] If you have extracted DMT, that is illegal.

[1121] But if you have the plants, that's fine.

[1122] It's like the gun analog is that an AR -15 is illegal in the state of California.

[1123] You can't buy one, right?

[1124] But you can certainly fucking build one.

[1125] It's really easy to do.

[1126] There are a whole communities built around that where...

[1127] And once you have it, it's okay to have.

[1128] Exactly, because you made it.

[1129] There's a loophole for you.

[1130] So it's like...

[1131] It's like the component is illegal, but the sum of all the parts is totally fine.

[1132] You know, very weird.

[1133] There's a lot of weird laws, man. There's a lot of weird laws.

[1134] I was at the shot show two years ago and I saw that...

[1135] Well, it'll explain with the shot show.

[1136] The shot show is Comic -Con for law enforcement.

[1137] It is, you know, Ted Nugent there selling fucking B. beef venison jerky and flaming bow and arrows and guys selling kits to modify or dodge derango so you can hide three weapons in the center console during a vn also exactly yeah it's it's law enforcement and adult superstars it's law enforcement and what they've created yeah and uh they're babies you know i went i went to this booth that allows you how rude i said that to myself they sold a piece of a of an a r basically it was a bolt on for for a semi -automatic weapon that if you held the trigger or held this handle with enough force and held down the trigger, the natural recoil of the rifle would automatically chamber the next round and fire it.

[1138] So it turned a non -assault rifle, a non -automatic weapon, into one.

[1139] And it could retrofit all these guns.

[1140] And they were, you know, they had a big banner that said, California friendly!

[1141] Come on, guys, legal and good old CA!

[1142] And that was a real rude awakening for the whole...

[1143] Well, I think we need stricter gun laws and we need some we need to get down on paper exactly what you can and can't own and why.

[1144] And it's like, no, they'll just figure out a way to make it limbo under whatever legal bar you set and it's done.

[1145] Game over.

[1146] Well, we've got to really figure out a way to keep mentally ill people from getting guns.

[1147] Right.

[1148] You know, and make sure that they do, like, the people that have guns have them locked somewhere.

[1149] You have to have it locked.

[1150] Like, you can't have it so your crazy son can come home and raid your gun cabinet like the Newtown Connecticut thing.

[1151] That's what happened, right?

[1152] It was like the guy raided his mom's guns or something like that.

[1153] I don't remember the exact story, but it wasn't his.

[1154] But you got to make it harder to get them.

[1155] And you got to make sure that we have a good account, like a good audit of all the crazy people.

[1156] You've got to figure out how crazy they are.

[1157] How can it be harder to adopt a pet in certain places?

[1158] Like there's home inspections and background checks.

[1159] And also it's harder to get an animal than it is to get weapons in certain areas of this country.

[1160] How about a car?

[1161] Drive a car.

[1162] Sure.

[1163] You have to take a license.

[1164] to drive a car it's difficult like kids freak out they're panicking and make sure they come to a complete stop look left look right you know but a gun there you go my grandpa my pappy used his corolla for hunting so god damn it i deserve to be able to drive one if he hands it to me there's a video of a dude hitting a deer on his bike oh he's riding his bike down a hill like going pretty fast and this deer just perfectly teabones him or he teabones the deer and goes flying and the most uncomfortable part is the end you hear him moaning like after he hits the guy's like oh and you know oh poor bastard oh was that that was the end of him i don't know if you die i think you just got fucked up yeah i mean you hit a deer when your bike and you're going 30 something miles a hour whatever the hell he was going and he went flying well it'll collapse and escalade so imagine that on your little bike yeah a big one can yeah there's some big ones too man especially in the north you know you could hit one that's like 200 plus pounds Did I read, were you hunting, you were you were up hunting something in the north recently, weren't you?

[1165] That was in Canada, yeah, I shot a moose.

[1166] With what?

[1167] With a rifle.

[1168] No shit.

[1169] That's the head over there.

[1170] That's so awesome.

[1171] Oh, that's the, that's it?

[1172] Yeah, yeah.

[1173] Wow.

[1174] Did you say like a sweet 80s action film line before you pulled the trigger?

[1175] No, I did not.

[1176] I did not have much time.

[1177] We saw it coming out of the woods or walking through the woods.

[1178] We had a small area where we could shoot it.

[1179] Were you in some sort of bluff or were you up on a tree?

[1180] No, no, no. We were actually just coming down this road and we saw it on the side of the of the road.

[1181] It was just total dumb luck.

[1182] Wow.

[1183] Yeah, moose hunting is a tricky thing to do unless they're in the rut, which means unless they're breeding.

[1184] If they're breeding, you can kind of find them, you can call them in, but we got there a little late, so they were done breeding.

[1185] So we had to literally just walk around and drive around and try to find them.

[1186] So this guy just shot a load, and he was doing the lazy waddle.

[1187] Most likely he didn't get a chance to breed.

[1188] Most likely he was walking around because he was still looking for some posts.

[1189] Oh, he was a few guys.

[1190] It was 3 a .m. at the nightclub.

[1191] He was That moose?

[1192] He's the last calm moose.

[1193] Because there was a few of them that were fighting.

[1194] We found this dust up in the middle of a street or a dirt road, rather, I should say.

[1195] Definitely not a street.

[1196] There was no, nothing was paved up there.

[1197] But there was like hair everywhere, tufts of fur, a little bit of blood, and like this big scuffle in the middle.

[1198] And you could tell by looking at it that these two giant moose had just started smashing heads together.

[1199] They were like claiming this area.

[1200] And so, like, all around this, you know, this huge, like, patch of dirt.

[1201] Right.

[1202] We just all fucked up with hair and dirt.

[1203] And you, imagine being there while that's going on.

[1204] Broken cue sticks and bar stools.

[1205] I'm just like, fuck you, man. It's my dirt patch.

[1206] It's my dirt patch.

[1207] And they have, like, what looks like a giant saloon door growing off the side of their head.

[1208] Right.

[1209] And then they're slamming those saloon doors into each other.

[1210] I mean, they have fucking giant trees growing out of their head.

[1211] and they're smashing into each other with these things.

[1212] And these things are huge.

[1213] And if you watch, they're, like, way bigger than a horse.

[1214] They're, like, tower over a horse.

[1215] They're really long -legged.

[1216] Like, when we saw one walk across the road, we were on this one road, and, like, in, it was all snowy, but up ahead, like, around the corner, like, outstep something that is impossibly big.

[1217] Just way bigger than the truck that we're in.

[1218] Like, if we had hit it, the top of the truck would have smashed into the bottom of the moose.

[1219] Like, that's how big it was.

[1220] Jesus.

[1221] They're enormous.

[1222] They don't even look real.

[1223] Like, if you didn't know a moose was real and it was like a legendary creature and then you were driving down the road and you saw one walk across, it would affect the rest of your life.

[1224] You'd be like, I can't believe I saw a moose.

[1225] I thought they were legendary.

[1226] I thought it was like, fuck a unicorn.

[1227] Oh, unicorn's got one horn in the middle of his head.

[1228] He's magic.

[1229] Get the fuck out of here.

[1230] That thing's stupid.

[1231] That's a terrible place for a horn.

[1232] Look at this thing.

[1233] This thing has giant paddles, these huge tree branches grown off the side of his head, you wouldn't believe it was real.

[1234] You would think you had seen some hobbit shit.

[1235] You'd seen, it was some Lord of the Rings thing.

[1236] Right.

[1237] You know, some, it was like, really like a Game of Thrones animal.

[1238] It's not a real animal.

[1239] Giant moose, this big fucking forest horse just wanders across the road.

[1240] So what do you have to stop and just wait for it to cross?

[1241] Because there's nothing, I mean, oh yeah, I mean, you don't want to hit it for sure.

[1242] Of course you don't want to hit.

[1243] Yeah, you don't want to just, I wonder, I think we can clear it.

[1244] Let's go.

[1245] They're not smart.

[1246] I mean, they would, I mean, they will fuck up, especially when they're horny.

[1247] Apparently, they try to fuck everything when they're horny.

[1248] They'll come over and try to fuck a lawnmower.

[1249] Like, they hear things, they come towards those things, they want to know what the fuck it is, and they'll smash you, too.

[1250] If you get in the way of them and they're horny, they'll just fucking smash you with those horns and stomp you to death.

[1251] Yeah, they're huge.

[1252] I guess our robotic fuck police force is not going to work in Canada.

[1253] When we were up there, we found one that had been taken out by a wolf.

[1254] That was pretty eerie.

[1255] A wolf took down a giant -ass moose?

[1256] It was a smaller one.

[1257] It was a smaller moose.

[1258] It was like a baby moose.

[1259] But even a baby moose is like a deer.

[1260] Sure.

[1261] Like a couple hundred pounds.

[1262] I mean, it was a big fucking animal.

[1263] And it was just torn apart.

[1264] Just most of the meat was picked off the bones and you got there.

[1265] And it wasn't that long ago.

[1266] We had gotten there like maybe a day after it happened.

[1267] So it was really eerie to be around this.

[1268] Because there's hair everywhere.

[1269] Like, I'll show you a picture.

[1270] The ground is just completely covered in hair.

[1271] And then there's this skeleton.

[1272] And you're looking at this.

[1273] And you're like, imagine what that must have been like to see.

[1274] Imagine being there while you see that fucking...

[1275] That wolf picking off every piece of flesh and meat.

[1276] Yeah, the first one comes along.

[1277] Yeah.

[1278] That's what it looked like on the ground.

[1279] Oh, shit.

[1280] Yeah, that's the meat of the animal all picked off the bones.

[1281] You're right, for some reason the hair just hanging out.

[1282] It's just that's even more disturbing.

[1283] I didn't expect that for some reason.

[1284] I figured like they did something with the hair.

[1285] No, they just leave it on the ground.

[1286] And they eat a lot of the skin.

[1287] Like, the skin's gone.

[1288] Right.

[1289] Like the actual outer skin, it's like they spit out the hair.

[1290] Coffing it up, yeah.

[1291] Like they spit out the hair.

[1292] Have you seen the video of the, it's either a cheetah or something, pawn at a porcupine?

[1293] Have you seen that one where he's taken down the porcupine?

[1294] How's he taken out?

[1295] I don't know if you can Google it.

[1296] It's probably on YouTube.

[1297] You can't show it, even if it's on YouTube?

[1298] No, no, whenever we show YouTube nature documentaries, that's where you always get pulled off of YouTube.

[1299] It's a great video, because he stalks it, and it's almost like he's going to let it pass.

[1300] And he waits, and the porcupine's doing his thing, but it's quills are, you know, it's out.

[1301] It's sprouted.

[1302] It's ready to go.

[1303] And it comes up behind it and just fucking pause under it.

[1304] It gets in there.

[1305] And it gets attacked.

[1306] And then it pulls the little needles out, licks the wound.

[1307] There's a little blood dripping.

[1308] And then it waits again.

[1309] Porcupine starts waddling away and he walks near it and he gets something and then fucking jabs at him.

[1310] It's just trying to pull his fucking like.

[1311] And it's, they do this dance six or seven times.

[1312] And each time cleans the little quills out, licks the blood, waits, goes back in.

[1313] And finally on the last one gets him.

[1314] And you just watch him fucking once he gets under there and grabs them, he just slams them and then fucking tears into him it's amazing just holds them down just holds them and bleeds them out it's like squeezing the last toothpaste out of the tube he's just clamping them down can you imagine how hard your life has to be to the point when you're trying to kill one of those things and porcupine and eat it with your face right like that's how hungry you are you're gonna go out of your way to slowly reach under this thing's ball sack and gut it right knowing it's gonna bleed you out as well like all right this is the barrier to entry Nature is so ruthless The existence, the day -to -day existence of just trying to kill things with your face To stay alive, you know, and eating grass And always be looking around Right Everywhere you go, oh, you're fucking, what the fuck was that sound?

[1315] Always waiting for some giant dog thing Whether it's a wolf or a bear Or a big cat thing, these fucking things Come on to eat you and your family And they just eat you, just jack you And start eating you alive.

[1316] That's your life.

[1317] Your life is like eating grass and looking left and right, right, and being ready to fucking bolt at any second.

[1318] Fuck this.

[1319] Right.

[1320] And hope you can run just a little bit faster than Tommy.

[1321] That's beautiful, that's beautiful nature.

[1322] That's our beautiful nature.

[1323] Our perception of nature is so distorted.

[1324] Our perception is, wow, look at the eagle soaring over the beautiful, like, that's a dinosaur.

[1325] He's looking to murder, right?

[1326] He's going to swoop down.

[1327] And you're just lucky you're big enough that he can't pick you up.

[1328] Right.

[1329] Because if you were smaller, if you were like rabbit size, he would, fuck your world up that eagle who'd come down and fucking kill you yeah that's not a show of freedom he's not flapping his patriotism in your face he's looking for food dude imagine if how crazy would this be if global warming made the earth warmer and because the earth got warmer eagles got more food and eagles got so big they started praying on americans would that be the most ironic shit ever right if global warming set up a sci -fi movie that's coming out next week set up a path in motion that turned eagles into giant 20 -foot human -eating predators.

[1330] And we had a war with the eagles.

[1331] And it was all because of global warming because they had access to all that frozen land up in Alaska and Canada, 24 hours a day.

[1332] Because that's where they live.

[1333] Those fuckers, they live all in the north.

[1334] If the north becomes like Palm Springs, you know, but water, you know, like a jungle, constant food, we just have a swarm of eagles coming down to Seattle and fucking people up.

[1335] We go to war with the eagles.

[1336] Eagles are the size of dragons.

[1337] Yeah, that's what I'm saying.

[1338] Eagles.

[1339] Then the polar bears, we're going to have to deal with them.

[1340] They're going to have to swim on down here.

[1341] Climate change causes a change in animals.

[1342] How do we know that climate change isn't going to cause?

[1343] I'll tell you how we know because climate change isn't real.

[1344] Climate change is like Obamacare.

[1345] It's not real.

[1346] It doesn't exist.

[1347] The earth is going on in cycles.

[1348] Do you know how cold it is out there today?

[1349] It's almost 60 degrees.

[1350] Where's your global warming?

[1351] Where's your global warming now?

[1352] It's hilarious.

[1353] Stephen Colbert had a funny line about that.

[1354] You know, it's like saying there's no global warming because it was cold out today is like saying there's no global hunger because I just had lunch.

[1355] Right.

[1356] I can see six taco trucks out this window.

[1357] Clearly people aren't hungry.

[1358] Yeah, I might have paraphrase that.

[1359] I think it was Colbert.

[1360] I might have paraphrase that, but it's pretty close to what it was.

[1361] I stumbled through it.

[1362] But yeah, this climate change going on, the only question is how much of it is because of us?

[1363] And there's got to be some of it.

[1364] Right.

[1365] It's got to be.

[1366] We're fucking dumping shit into the sky all the time.

[1367] Pretend that that's not doing anything, that seems a little disingenuous.

[1368] I mean, why you pretend?

[1369] Well, industry and jobs.

[1370] The idea that that's the only way we can do things is so stupid.

[1371] Where's the solar powered factories, bitch?

[1372] Where's the solar powered clean electricity factors?

[1373] Every time I read another fucking story about some city getting just clumps of their hair falling out in the shower because they're fracking 12 miles away.

[1374] every time I see a new report or a new study, I go, man, where's the solar tax breaks?

[1375] Let's just stop feeding that industry and go to the most infinite clean resource we have.

[1376] Yeah, speaking which, I'm going to have that dude from the fracking movie.

[1377] Gasland?

[1378] Yeah, Gasland.

[1379] Oh, yeah.

[1380] I haven't seen Gasland, too.

[1381] But I saw Gasland One, and I was like, whoa, and he's going to come on soon.

[1382] He'll be on, like you think, it might actually be next week we're working it out love that but yeah great movie that in that one also is a controversial movie and uh there's a lot of people that think that a lot of the stuff that he said was was not exactly accurate and some people have said that some of it is bullshit and other people said no that's the fracking industry trying to discredit him sure so i will give people the opportunity to ask me questions uh before that just if you have any questions about like uh the movie or fracking, but they made fracking illegal in New York.

[1383] New York State, they just signed a bill saying out of environmental concerns the governor decided to make fracking illegal, which it's like, I don't know how many spots they've ruined, you know, I don't know.

[1384] I mean, the idea of cheap oil and that sounds nice and great and everything, but I'm so not into, in 2015, since it's almost there, and all what we've learned about the consequences of poisoning the environment to just wantonly do that without working out the technology to its full extent first because they're already coming up with new ways of fracking now that are less harmful to the environment like there was just some new release the other day of some new discovery well okay well why didn't we wait until you guys made that no because you greedy cunts didn't mind if you polluted a well you didn't mind if you fucked up a lake you didn't mind if you ruined an ecosystem of a few square miles just a few square miles but that's not it's not yours that's the earths like if you're doing something and you know it's going to ruin a lake forever like don't do that that's fucking stupid don't do that another layer of that is you know when i was down during the bp spill and they were spraying which unprecedented amounts of corrects it all over the gulf hundreds of thousands of gallons of of a chemical which had a proprietary materials list and i'm like look if you're spraying hundreds of thousands of gallons of something into a water supply that is a shared resource you don't get to keep the sauce secret this isn't Colonel Sanders recipe here.

[1385] It's A1 steak sauce.

[1386] Same thing with fucking fracking.

[1387] It's like we don't know specifically what chemical cocktail is going on.

[1388] We can get traces of it, but we have no idea what's being pumped into this shared resource, and it's not yours.

[1389] Right.

[1390] And even if we do know, if you do know what those chemicals are, do we know the long -term consequences of introducing those chemicals to the environment?

[1391] No. And what are we willing to accept those long -term consequences?

[1392] Maybe you are, maybe he isn't.

[1393] If you guys, you know, we have to be able to figure out what's correct and incorrect and how much is based on like exaggeration and how much is based on fear and paranoia versus propaganda like where the fuck is the scientists so you know where are they and then you got to look at the scientists where you get your money have you ever gotten any money from a fracking company you get you get paid for the oil company you ever done any consulting yeah that because that's what happened with the financial crisis you ever see inside job do you ever see that oh yeah oh yeah that's a fucking great one right you find out these guys who enact policy they then go and get jobs at the companies where they professors of economics they propose like certain standards based on their knowledge because they're economic professors and then they get these fucking juicy jobs when they retire when they stop teaching and they make bank it's like doctors getting bonuses for prescribing certain prescription pills i made my quota great now i'm going to bow out and go work for one of those companies as a consultant get that paper kevin put right work i love it it's a race joe rogan i'm trying to be in front just trying to get paid kid trying to get that paper you know i got to do what i got to do if you want me to propose some shanky -ass laws let's do this love it that's what's going on i mean that's that if if people have done that and have profited and it has been shown that the deregulation of the markets and all that was disadvantage or was bad for the economy and if that is the case you know like well how did that happen oh you guys did it oh and you guys got money from that you gotta give that money back yeah you stole that money yeah good luck with that one steven little fucking weasel you see today that shit policy creating fuckface it's uh it's uh it's fucked up policy the you know the torture memo stuff today was the new york times did you see that is there more torture no they're calling the new york times uh which if you believe that any traditional publication is still going to have maybe an ounce of impact on a broad level a lot of people point to that right um they are calling for basically for uh for the justice department to look at prosecuting Cheney, Bush, and name -checking all of the CIA, the psychologists who came up with the torture stuff.

[1394] You know, it's like the ones who created the program.

[1395] They're actively calling for investigations and potentially prosecution.

[1396] God damn.

[1397] It's about damn time.

[1398] Wow.

[1399] The rectal feeding thing is like, what?

[1400] And like someone was trying to justify it.

[1401] Well, that's the way we've got it to nutrients and to patients but don't want to eat.

[1402] I don't think it works like that.

[1403] I don't think you shove food up dude's asshole.

[1404] and they stay alive long.

[1405] Like, what?

[1406] It's reverse foie gras.

[1407] But what's this whole...

[1408] You've got to plunge the oats.

[1409] Like, is that who we are?

[1410] We're stuffing food up people's assholes?

[1411] Is that who we are?

[1412] When it comes to, like, the lowest dungeon of secrecy in American policy, when it comes to how we enforce laws...

[1413] Maybe not the lowest, by the way.

[1414] Just one low that we know about.

[1415] Yeah.

[1416] One that we found out about.

[1417] I mean, what's some darker shit that they've done.

[1418] But you know what, man?

[1419] Well, there was a photo on my Facebook wall that had the...

[1420] It was an image of a dude in...

[1421] dissent jumping out of one of the towers from 9 -11 and the the meme text on the top was like you think water you think spraying water in someone's face is torture just remember what they did to us you know it's like like if you believe in you know eagle screams and seeing that go out there like it lured me in i had to like debate this with people who would like and share that and distill the argument down to that and again it's just like there's no denying that wrong has been done to this country and there's no denying that there are people out there that wake up and their first thought out of bed is how can I fuck up America?

[1422] That absolutely exists.

[1423] That's real.

[1424] Okay.

[1425] But how do you think you create more people like that?

[1426] You know, what process leads to people having that sort of mentality?

[1427] And now, there's a certain percentage of people that would say even if we gave a fair trial and found someone guilty and executed them for planning war crimes, that they would still have family members back home who are super fucking pissed.

[1428] That is true.

[1429] There's nothing you can do to change their minds.

[1430] But when a drone blows up a building and there's 15 innocents killed with that, well, that's mothers and fathers, that's neighbors, that's cousins.

[1431] There's an ancillary fallout where you were just breeding that mentality.

[1432] You're sowing the seeds of dissent, you know, you're riling people up.

[1433] And when a torture memo like this comes out and we hear, well, our moral high ground is completely taken out.

[1434] It was taken out at the knees, there's a very damning report.

[1435] If you believe a percentage of what goes on in there, you know, want to stop this cycle that's not the way to do it it's not the way to get credible information that's been proven and it's only a way to create more hatred and they mean they did stuff that was just unimaginable like they froze a guy to death yeah put him naked hypothermia on a cold floor naked handcuffed to a wall froze to death i mean putting people in coffins he couldn't breathe he died dead couldn't he couldn't he couldn't maintain his body temperature he died that's just fucking crazy it's fucking crazy i get i mean if you want someone dead kill them okay but don't do that right like what are you doing you're you're freezing them to death just if someone is a murderer someone's done horrible things and these you know it's been deemed that he's guilty just execute them don't fucking do this and if you're doing this just to get information there has got to be a better way did you try ecstasy right did you give him ecstasy first right you know he'll tell you a lot of shit yeah i bet get that guy exed up oh you can't do that it's illegal right okay but what if you you put it in a magic bullet and shove it up his butt.

[1436] Then it's totally legal, right?

[1437] Grinding into it.

[1438] You rectally feed him MDMA.

[1439] The old rectal roll.

[1440] Fucking A man. And the, you know, some people, I was getting into this discussion and they were like, well, do you know how expensive it is to have a trial?

[1441] Why should we waste money on a terrorist trial?

[1442] And go, do you know how fucking expensive to run black site operations with these CIA salaries where these dudes that, whose chests are filled with medallions and striped bars are putting tubes in dudes assholes and paddling them naked down hallways as they put chains around their neck?

[1443] Like, that's expensive.

[1444] expensive too.

[1445] Yeah, I would say this is not the way to handle anything.

[1446] This is not the way to do it.

[1447] Rectal feeding should never be on your menu.

[1448] That's not noble.

[1449] Unless you're chilies.

[1450] Captain America would never rectally feed somebody.

[1451] Think about it that way.

[1452] When it comes to what we shouldn't, shouldn't do, dealing with bad guys, think about what the fuck Captain America would do, okay?

[1453] He would never stuff a tube up someone's ass and force feed him a hamburger.

[1454] He wouldn't do that.

[1455] So you shouldn't do that.

[1456] If you're going to work for the CIA, you should at least uphold the standards of Captain America.

[1457] Actually, Joe, in issue 17 of Captain America, he did give rectal feeding to Dr. Gizmo.

[1458] He slipped the tube up his robe.

[1459] Well, he rectally fed him the truth.

[1460] Put this meal on my shield and just jam it in there.

[1461] Put freedom right up your ass, boy.

[1462] This is the cock of freedom.

[1463] Yeah, he actually flew to the courthouse with that dude in the doggy style position.

[1464] his dick in that guy's ass he was holding on the back of his hair as he was flying through the air watching an ad for Coca -Cola Captain America couldn't even fly you know he was just like the first guy on EPO couldn't you jump on a shield and fly it is that not a thing?

[1465] I thought he could throw his shield and leap on it and kind of surf the waves you know kind of jump harder than you are higher than you or I but he was in no way a superhero I mean he wasn't even like a bird like birds would be like bitch you can't even get off the ground he'd be like look how high I jump I'm Captain America I'm on a super soldier serum.

[1466] He was a first steroid user.

[1467] That's exactly what it was.

[1468] It's like the United States came up with awesome steroids that make you the pride and joy of America.

[1469] Why would they just give that to everybody and have America filled with Captain America's?

[1470] Why rely on this one dude?

[1471] You fucking idiots.

[1472] You made some shit that obviously keeps this guy alive since 1930s.

[1473] He looks fantastic.

[1474] Give it up, bitch.

[1475] Start passing out the Super Soldier serum.

[1476] Why aren't you mass producing that?

[1477] Why isn't it for sale like cigarettes?

[1478] How come the Super Soldier Serum isn't everywhere?

[1479] Oh, you like having us relying on Captain America You fucking shitbags Give up Give up the secret soldier serum If we all had secret soldier serum We wouldn't have to worry about ISIS Or Al -Qaeda We'd all be jacked And we'd have shields And we'd be jumping over buildings And we'd have America filled With bad motherfuckers Instead of ironic Fodora wearing douchebags With bird -like bone structures No There'd be so much roid rage It'd be awful It'd be a nightmare outside Could you imagine the DMV?

[1480] Could you imagine the DMV if everybody was Captain America, though?

[1481] You guys are so wrong.

[1482] All you have to do is just inject morals and ethics into him at the same time.

[1483] You inject them along with Super Soldiers here.

[1484] Who gets to define the moral code?

[1485] Super kindness vote.

[1486] A villain's going to put a back door in that.

[1487] The Guardians of Peace are going to put a moral back door in it so they can activate all the super soldiers.

[1488] Isn't the guardy or isn't the watchman the greatest cartoon or slash comic book slash adventure movie ever because it was so like kind of morally ambiguous sure they were all like everyone was kind of bad in some sort of a weird way like even the good guys were fucked up everybody's got flaws yeah like in a major way in a way that like you know we've seen like tony stark likes to drink the demon in the bottle i remember that episode of iron man i was a little kid i was a big iron man fan and i was reading kind of the comic book and the episode was called a demon in the bottle Tony Stark Ironman was having a hard time with the whiskey the alcohol He just couldn't stop drinking He can fight terror in that suit But he can't fight his own demons The demon in the bottle The demon in the bottle was getting at Tony Stark I mean that was like the word He wasn't raping anybody or killing and murdering people The watchmen murder people You know like they'll kill people Stomp heads You know like some of the shit that they do is like really dark man What are showing?

[1489] Is that it?

[1490] Yeah Oh look at him He's looking at the mirror He can't even believe himself He looks like the Punisher.

[1491] What if I do you in?

[1492] Stop staring at me, iron face.

[1493] He's sweating with his suit on underneath his clothes.

[1494] They always had like a little bit of a torn shirt.

[1495] There's something.

[1496] Yeah, exactly.

[1497] Yeah, like it's all frayed.

[1498] What happened to his shoe?

[1499] He was stumbling down a flight of stairs.

[1500] Dude, well, I was kid, man, comic books were salvation.

[1501] Is his hair dyed cosplay blue?

[1502] Did you see that?

[1503] Yes, what the hell was going on?

[1504] Oh, that was always the case.

[1505] Really?

[1506] He had blue hair?

[1507] Like, Superman always had blue hair?

[1508] Yeah.

[1509] Yeah, I think it was like a highlight thing.

[1510] Like, that's how they decided to go with highlights because it's hard to make like a black, black hair with like white highlights.

[1511] Right.

[1512] Right.

[1513] It's like, what does the shiny part look like?

[1514] So they decided to go with blue, like almost universally.

[1515] It's really, like occasionally you'll have like brown, like brown in between the black.

[1516] But a lot of times it's blue and you don't even question it.

[1517] You're like, yeah, they're just punk rockers.

[1518] They got some weird, weird fucking blue hair.

[1519] Iron Man goes to Hot Topic and gets punky colors.

[1520] Yeah, like we just accept it.

[1521] Yeah, he's got blue hair, but he's cool as fuck.

[1522] Look, it's blue hair, man. I love him.

[1523] Oh, look at him.

[1524] He's so depressed at his chair.

[1525] Yeah, he's bummed out, man. Doesn't that look uncomfortable?

[1526] He's wearing a big metal thing.

[1527] Like, take off your metal pants while you're sitting there.

[1528] Yeah.

[1529] Yeah, it's, I guess unless you just...

[1530] Now, he must be vulnerable in that thing, right?

[1531] Like, I mean, you would chafe for the first week you're Iron Man, and then you just develop a tolerance.

[1532] Well, he never explained how it looks like metal, but bends like your muscles.

[1533] Yeah.

[1534] Was that ever explained?

[1535] Like, how does that work?

[1536] Yeah.

[1537] Because it doesn't have, like, real joints to it.

[1538] Might be made of unobtainium or something.

[1539] There's some rule we don't know about.

[1540] How goofy is that word?

[1541] Unobtainium.

[1542] Wasn't that?

[1543] Which movie was that?

[1544] Was it Avatar?

[1545] Geofonibanium.

[1546] I remember Adamanium was Wolverine.

[1547] You know?

[1548] Get his claws.

[1549] Unobtainium.

[1550] Like, come on.

[1551] That seems like really uncreative.

[1552] I have in Possessium.

[1553] No. You can't have it.

[1554] I'm looking forward to those new movies more than anything.

[1555] James Cameron's a bad motherfucker I love those movies There was an article Just yesterday I think it was It came out that said Avatar gross 9 .2 billion dollars Whatever the fucking number was Like 92 million or 900 million Worldwide But it didn't leave a cultural impact Who said that?

[1556] Who the fuck cares?

[1557] It's been swimming around like mad this article It didn't leave a lasting impact Was it were people agreeing with that person?

[1558] Yeah they were saying like Oh you're right Avatar was kind of a failure I mean it made a lot of money but kids don't It didn't lead to any real in -depth discussions about You know why?

[1559] Because it was like the hottest girl ever That broke up with you And you were depressed at the point Where you don't bring her up anymore That's why Dude people got avatar depression Do you remember that shit?

[1560] People were getting avatar depression Don't tell me it didn't make a cultural impact You're a fucking idiot Whoever wrote that's ridiculous That movie was spectacular It was sci -fi at its best It was just dances with wolves Yes exactly It was Pocahontas too It was the same movie movie.

[1561] Who cares?

[1562] It was awesome.

[1563] It was awesome.

[1564] Avatar was the shit.

[1565] If you didn't enjoy that movie, just as a movie, you're a jaded fuck.

[1566] Could you see it in 3D in theaters?

[1567] Fuck yeah, I did it.

[1568] People go, well, I don't like 3D.

[1569] It's not good.

[1570] I'm like, you can't judge Avatar by the up converted bullshit you see at the local, you know, hardwood chair fucking multi -type.

[1571] You gotta go, you gotta go IMAX 3D.

[1572] Yes.

[1573] Oh, I wouldn't have loved that movie nearly as much as it were in IMAX 3D.

[1574] I got to be honest.

[1575] I loved it, but I needed that.

[1576] I needed some fucking stiva and iMacs and a 12 .1 sound system and fucking avatar titty's depth in my eyeballs that was amazing well here's what people don't oh i can't tell you what you do and don't get but this is what i don't get about people's reaction to it the same people would probably be comic book fans you know there's a lot of people that are like snobs over a movie like that but may actually be into like other genres well there except plot holes like that course but what Avatar is is a comic book movie it's a comic book movie it's it's almost cartoonish in the fact that you know everything's going to work out in the end you know you know the good guy's going to get through and the bad guy's going to beat goliath you got a bad marine he's in his fucking bad outfit like you're going to kick that guy's ass right the whole thing is like but it's a visual masterpiece i mean it's you're watching this world play out this like in i mean it's it's it's a little homogenized it's a little pasteurized and it's It's a little mainstream.

[1577] Guilty as charged.

[1578] It certainly is.

[1579] But, so what?

[1580] Just enjoy it.

[1581] It's amazing.

[1582] There's trees with the fiber optics and the dragons.

[1583] Yeah, braid fucking.

[1584] Oh, my God.

[1585] It's incredible.

[1586] I want a hair doc.

[1587] Dude, it's incredible.

[1588] It's interesting you mention that, like, the, these guys love comic books, and yet they're picking this apart because there's subsets of nerds who will go out of their way to excuse or explain logic flaws in Star Wars or Star Trek, anything star -related.

[1589] They were, Lord of the Rings, they will cook up formulas that explain the science behind a wizard staff.

[1590] They will do everything they can to defend a franchise they love, but if they will apply that exact same violent hatred, white hatred, to a new property that, oh, there's, unobtainium is stupid.

[1591] And then they will just tear it down with that same laser focus.

[1592] What I'd loved about Avatar was that a bunch, not just, I loved watching it, it was fun.

[1593] I thought it was just a fun movie.

[1594] But what I loved is watching all these people with this quote unquote avatar depression talking about it.

[1595] There was all these people that were saying like that movie made me realize how unrewarding my regular everyday life is and how unspiritual and unconnected I am to the energy of the universe and life.

[1596] And like those, those beings, those navi, they were free.

[1597] Right.

[1598] You know, they lived like flying, you know, nomads and shooting bows and arrows and shit.

[1599] And for whatever reason, it's just like so much more appealing than the shitbag life you have, getting stuck in traffic, driving to your cubicle.

[1600] Right.

[1601] Where you constantly feel out of balance and out of peace with your environment.

[1602] Dude, most men live lives of silent desperation.

[1603] That was, was it Ralph Waldo Emerson?

[1604] Who the fuck said that?

[1605] Thoreau.

[1606] I think Thoreau said that.

[1607] It's one of my favorite all -time quotes.

[1608] Most men live lives of silent desperation, you know?

[1609] And you see that avatar movie, and you're like, God, I want to fly up.

[1610] fucking dragon.

[1611] I just want to live in a hammock and a tree.

[1612] Right.

[1613] Just live off to land and justly avoid all the monsters and shoot them down as I leap over them and just live.

[1614] Be alive and exciting times instead of this fucking traffic and sneezing and bullshit and oh, I got laid off.

[1615] Great.

[1616] I think I'll shoot myself.

[1617] You know what I mean?

[1618] This is the world that people are trapped in in a lot of ways.

[1619] And so to say that that movie wasn't culturally significant.

[1620] or it didn't have a cultural impact it might not have for you right because first of all it shouldn't have it should have just been an enjoyable film which I thought it was but you can't deny all this they came up with a term for how people reacted like the withdrawal that they had from that movie I mean that's a fucking powerful impact just because it didn't get you just because you're a little fucking movie snob Fedora wearing movie snob you know what I saw I saw Fox Catcher.

[1621] I've heard about that.

[1622] It's in a lot of ways a very good movie, in a lot of ways, a very good movie.

[1623] Spoiler alert!

[1624] Steve Carell knocks it out of the fucking park.

[1625] What is his name?

[1626] The Beautiful Handsome Man?

[1627] Of course you know his name.

[1628] What's his name?

[1629] Channing Tatum.

[1630] Oh, yeah.

[1631] He know all the celebrity gossip to fuck.

[1632] Channing Tatum.

[1633] He knocks it out of the park.

[1634] Mark Ruffalo.

[1635] Channing wears Nike.

[1636] Mark Ruffalo, who plays the Hulk in the Avengers movie.

[1637] He plays the brother, David Schultz.

[1638] And it's all based on a true story.

[1639] A story that I'm very aware of because Mark Schultz actually fought in the UFC.

[1640] Now, here's the, I mean, the movie's very good in some ways, but here's the issue that I had with it.

[1641] Spoiler alert!

[1642] Stop now if you don't want to go further.

[1643] They fucked with the timeline.

[1644] In the 1980s, they showed the UFC on TV.

[1645] in 1988.

[1646] Wow.

[1647] They show them watching the UFC talking about it.

[1648] Like, the UFC wasn't even invented until 1993.

[1649] So why would you make a true story about real people and a really fucked up actual real -life murder?

[1650] It's an incredibly creepy movie in a lot of ways.

[1651] It's really well done.

[1652] But, and then lie about the timeline by five years.

[1653] Well, rather than being anachronistic, does it play as a more central point in the plot?

[1654] Yes.

[1655] Okay.

[1656] Yes.

[1657] Because at the end of it, he winds.

[1658] up being a mixed martial arts fighter, which is true.

[1659] But what's not true is in the movie they put him in against some random Russian guy, I think.

[1660] They're like a white guy.

[1661] He didn't fight a white guy.

[1662] He fought a black guy.

[1663] He fought a guy named Big Daddy Goodrich.

[1664] And Big Daddy Goodrich was the only MMA fight that Mark Schultz ever had.

[1665] So to have the end of the movie, having him about to fight a white guy, like you guys just invented some shit.

[1666] Like, why did you go with a white guy?

[1667] And then when they're watching the fight in 1988, which was actually taking place in 1993, it was Big Daddy Goodrich fighting Paul Herrera.

[1668] So, like, I don't know what the fuck they were doing when they were doing that.

[1669] Like, that is not just unnecessary, but jarring and insulting in a way to anybody that's a mixed martial arts fan.

[1670] Because if you're like me and you're like a historian in mixed martial arts and you watch that, you go, why are you doing that?

[1671] Like, you're dealing with a real Olympic gold medalist who is really involved in a real live scenario where you had a real live crazy, super rich guy shoot his brother.

[1672] Like, all those things are real.

[1673] It's a nutty story.

[1674] When you add in a bunch of shit that I know is not real, it makes me question.

[1675] all the other stuff.

[1676] And I don't want to have to do research on this guy's entire life and find out how much of what you put in there was just total bullshit.

[1677] But when they do that, man, when they just fuck with reality and put unnecessarily, they change the timeline of these guys watching the UFC by five fucking years.

[1678] That's so irresponsible.

[1679] It's just dumb.

[1680] It was a big part of this guy's life.

[1681] Mark Schultz would have been the fucking UFC heavyweight champion in the world.

[1682] He was a phenomenal wrestler.

[1683] He was one of a, a handful of Olympic gold medalists had fought in MMA, but he only fought once and dominated this guy who was a really tough guy.

[1684] And everybody was wondering what could have happened with him, but he went on to coach it.

[1685] He was coaching at Brigham Young University, and they wouldn't let him fight in MMA.

[1686] They said, if you fought in the UFC, you were going to null your contract.

[1687] There was no money in the UFC back then, so he backed away.

[1688] He could have been heavyweight champion in the world.

[1689] I mean, he was just a fucking animal, stud wrestler, ridiculously strong.

[1690] And so when you watch stuff like that in this movie about this guy's life, it makes me question the whole movie.

[1691] I'm like, what are you doing?

[1692] Like, why are you changing reality?

[1693] Why are you putting in some stuff like that?

[1694] Like, he fought a white guy?

[1695] He didn't fight a...

[1696] He fought one guy ever, his whole fucking life.

[1697] It's not like he had 100 MMA fights.

[1698] You're creating a fictional opponent to move a plotline along.

[1699] It's not like the intern that was doing the research for that scene in the script.

[1700] You know, had to cull through 500 matches and pick one to represent his career.

[1701] And there was one.

[1702] It wasn't even in the UFC in the movie.

[1703] Like, the movie didn't show the UFC.

[1704] It didn't show the octagon.

[1705] It didn't...

[1706] It was like a cage, but it wasn't the UFC.

[1707] It was like a generic fight promotion.

[1708] It was a UFC, though.

[1709] In real life.

[1710] Yeah.

[1711] And it was weird because they didn't even pick like an old, the oldest one.

[1712] They picked one from 1994.

[1713] So it wasn't even 1993 UFC.

[1714] It was a 1994.

[1715] Oh, the one that he was watching on TV.

[1716] Yeah.

[1717] When he fought Paul Herrera, when the Big Daddy Goodrich fought Paul Herrera.

[1718] It's so stupid.

[1719] So they fucked with the timeline for no reason.

[1720] It's interesting because like that's a piece of knowledge that the average viewer is not going to have, most likely.

[1721] But it makes you wonder why they, I'm sure they compressed it for time, right?

[1722] They wanted to.

[1723] plant the seed of why he's going to watch this thing and become this thing and okay but to your point it does a huge disservice if it makes you question the legitimate legitimacy or the accuracy of everything else in the film in my opinion there was no reason for them to put it in the ufc at all like there's no reason for them to show that part of his life it was only one fight that he had what was really crazy was the fact this guy was an olympic gold medalist who you know it shows you how difficult it is for these guys to make money right they're training and how difficult it is to come up with sponsorship.

[1724] So when this really rich guy, this John DuPont, came along and wanted to fund the Olympic team, the Olympic wrestling team, they had a deal with this insane crazy guy that was like pretending to be a wrestler that was sort of financing this stuff.

[1725] Steve Carell knocks it out of the park, man. I heard people don't even realize it's him.

[1726] They watch the movie and they leave not even realizing.

[1727] He's so fucking creepy, man. He's so creepy.

[1728] Did you see Birdman?

[1729] No, I did not see Birdman.

[1730] Yeah.

[1731] put that on the instant watch mark shult fought in the ufc four months after dave was murdered holy shit that's incredible he fought in the ufc four months after his brother was murdered that's just unbelievable wow and that was that that all happened in 1996 wow fuck but i just don't understand why they make a movie about a real live situation that is insanely compelling and add some shit and fuck with timelines and right think maybe UFC got paid or paid them to do that doesn't make any sense doesn't make any sense that doesn't make any sense because they didn't have the UFC at the end it wasn't UFC didn't show the I mean I think it was even round I might have be wrong about that but I remember looking at it like that's the wrong size cage I remember looking at the scenario like this is not what it looked like when Mark Schultz stepped in the octagon he he fought in the UFC just before I started working there.

[1732] I think he fought like, I want to say UFC 9, I think it is.

[1733] And I came along in UFC 12.

[1734] So it was just right before I got there.

[1735] They weren't, you know, the way they had this setup, it was incorrect.

[1736] It was smaller than it really is.

[1737] There was a lot of things that were weird about it.

[1738] But the weirdest thing was that he was fighting a white guy.

[1739] He fought one guy ever.

[1740] So at the end of the movie, why make it a white guy?

[1741] Like, what the fuck are you doing?

[1742] And not only that, they also didn't account for the fact that you're talking about, like a six -year time gap between them watching it in 1988, the murder, and him getting, starting fighting in the UFC.

[1743] Like, you just created this time dilemma that doesn't make any sense.

[1744] Like, how did Mark Schultz age six years like that?

[1745] All of a sudden, he's in the UFC.

[1746] Because you can't deny when his debut is.

[1747] You're going to deny the timeline of his actual fight.

[1748] Well, if that fight was in 1996, this whole thing doesn't make any sense.

[1749] This is stupid.

[1750] Well, that's what, does it inherently change the story?

[1751] No. It stinks of predniscienty - deuce or grease.

[1752] Right.

[1753] You know, that someone, some executive -type character wanted to get their greasy paws on.

[1754] Let's have them sitting around watching the UFC.

[1755] Or some screenwriter that doesn't respect the history of the sport.

[1756] Like, do you imagine if they did that about baseball?

[1757] If they made a movie that was Babe Ruth, but the timeline was five years off to when Babe Ruth was actually playing baseball, people would go fucking crazy.

[1758] You fucking retards.

[1759] Ruth didn't start playing until five.

[1760] years after your fucking piece of shit movie you don't fucking know shit about baseball you're a bunch of jock riding hollywood cocks suckers that are fucking with the american pastime but if you have it about the ufc like nobody gives a shit like so uh it's five years off it's six years off whatever it is it's off you're off you don't have to it doesn't have to be off but should i see the movie it's a good movie okay all right i'm in fuck yeah it's a good movie channing tatum knocks out of the park he looks like a real wrestler too like when he moves he moves good Like, the wrestling scenes are not offensive at all.

[1761] They're good, you know?

[1762] I mean, there's certain, like, you watch, like, certain martial arts scenes and movies, you're like, get the fuck out of here.

[1763] Like, this is so weak.

[1764] The kicks look fake.

[1765] You can tell they're not really hitting each other.

[1766] They're not really punching each other full blast.

[1767] It's just hard to fake, but they must have done a lot of really hard wrestling training because he moves real good.

[1768] Like, he hits takedowns and positions.

[1769] He hits them very smooth.

[1770] So either he wrestled at one point in his career in his, life rather and he's like drawing from that re relearning those skills or he uh learned him for the movie but either way it's totally passable it's never going to look 100 % legit because it's a planned outcome it's like it's planned that this guy's going to take this guy down so it always has this sort of stink about it whenever there's any sort of choreographed motions going on in a movie so you could do a movie about pride but not about ufc well even pride what you're trying to pride was choreographed yeah i'm sure there's been some choreograph fights in the ufc in the early days there were some there were some fights yeah there was a vitore belford fight that a lot of people thought was a work well actually that actually pride he fought the ghetto man joe charles and got him in a really quick arm bar and a lot of people uh were shocked because they knew that joe charles trained with vitor you know and a lot of people like hmm i mean maybe did vitor decided not to punch him maybe they made a sort of an agreement because like back then vitor was the motherfucker right you know he was he was really good and unusually good with his stand up.

[1771] I mean, he's still really good.

[1772] He's challenging for the title next month, or in February rather.

[1773] So he's already, I mean, he's at the top of the food chain right now.

[1774] But back then, see, right now there's a lot of good strikers.

[1775] There's a lot of guys who have a lot of good hand techniques and, you know, good stand -up guys.

[1776] But back then, there was only a handful of them.

[1777] And Vitor was at the top of that heap.

[1778] Like when Vitor came around, he was 19, nobody had ever seen anybody with hand speed like his.

[1779] When he fought Treg Telegman, that was his first fight in the UFC, he stepped forward and everybody knew he was a Brazilian jiu -jitsu black belt, but he just unloads with these punches.

[1780] He was like, bimbring, bing, bing, bing, bing.

[1781] She's beautiful fucking lightning fast punches.

[1782] And everybody's like, what the fuck?

[1783] But he fought Joe Charles just take him down, arm bar.

[1784] You know, and everybody's like, hmm.

[1785] And you think because they trained together, there was like, hey, man, don't bust up my face too much.

[1786] If you're going to beat me, do it.

[1787] Or, or it could be that Joe Charles knew what the fuck was going to go down.

[1788] I said, listen, I know I can't beat you.

[1789] So let's just, you know, I'll leave you disarm.

[1790] This is my good arm.

[1791] Don't bend it too much.

[1792] The tap's coming.

[1793] You know me, brother, I will tap.

[1794] And that's the thing, like, a guy like Vitor is so nice.

[1795] Like, a lot of people think that that's how he lost to John Jones.

[1796] He caught John Jones in a perfect arm bar, and he popped his elbow, like, a bunch of times, but John never tapped.

[1797] And Vitor even said that he relaxed his grip on it because he felt bad that he was breaking this guy's arm.

[1798] Right.

[1799] You know, like, in a sense that he was taken aback and that he said that he should have held on to it.

[1800] I believe that's what he said.

[1801] I'm sorry.

[1802] I apologize if I was incorrect.

[1803] But I was pretty sure in one of the interview.

[1804] views he's a very nice guy but you know with striking you either hit a guy you don't you know it's not a matter of holding a technique and he he he fucking it's people that's gonna be a really interesting fight who's he fighting he's fighting chris wideman for the middleweight title but the point is anyway back to fotch catcher really good movie really good movie that um channing tanem guy kills it he even looks like mark shultz like he did something with his jaw or he juts his jaw forward while he's talking all the time.

[1805] So he actually looks like the guy in a lot of ways.

[1806] You know, he looks different than he usually looks.

[1807] And his wrestling was super respectable.

[1808] And Mark Ruffalo was awesome.

[1809] They both walked like wrestlers.

[1810] Nice.

[1811] They did a, they really did a really good job.

[1812] And it's funny because, like, especially like Channing Tatum, he does a lot of funny movies, you know, doing a lot of silly movies.

[1813] So it's weird to see him play this like super intense, you know, a really dark kind of character in this movie.

[1814] And fucking Corell's amazing, man. You don't even believe it's him.

[1815] That's what I, Every review that I've read is like, oh, I had to wait for the credits to find out who that amazing actor was.

[1816] Well, they did his makeup on him, first of all.

[1817] They changed his face.

[1818] They gave him this weird nose.

[1819] It's fucking good, dude.

[1820] I'm catching it.

[1821] You really buy it.

[1822] He's so good.

[1823] You really buy that he's just crazy fuck.

[1824] Someone was saying Ashton Cutcher is doing, I know this sounds like a setup to a joke, but it's not.

[1825] Yeah, he's doing jujitsu.

[1826] And that he's done in the past, and he's playing a role in some movie where whoever is training him says he's fucking phenomenal and he's really committed.

[1827] and he's going to blow you away with his transformation.

[1828] Well, he's a purple belt under Higa Machado, who is my, in Jiu -Jitsu, he is the term master.

[1829] Don't get crazy.

[1830] My master, Jean -Jacques Machado.

[1831] That's the top of the heap.

[1832] I have a black belt under John Jacques Machado, and John Jank, Machado gave Eddie Bravo's black belt, and I have a black pill under Eddie, too.

[1833] So the ultimate top guy of the food chain in our lineage is John Jock Machado.

[1834] His brother Hegan is also a bad motherfucker, and Higin Machado gave Ashton Coucher a purple belt.

[1835] if Higgen -Machado gives you a purple belt, you're a fucking purple belt.

[1836] Right.

[1837] There's no...

[1838] He's not handing those out because of your IMDB score.

[1839] It doesn't mean shit.

[1840] You got to roll.

[1841] And you got to roll with people.

[1842] You can't...

[1843] They don't just give you that.

[1844] You have to spar.

[1845] That's the only...

[1846] There's martial arts where you don't spar on your way to getting belts.

[1847] Right.

[1848] Like certain types of karate for like little kids and stuff.

[1849] But in jiu -jitsu, you have to spar.

[1850] You just have to.

[1851] You know, there's no other way around it.

[1852] And you kind of go full blast.

[1853] And where they just evaluate your tech?

[1854] technique in situations and go, okay, yeah, you did the right thing there.

[1855] So clearly you have a level of knowledge that is this color.

[1856] A guy like Hegan, he can watch your roll in five minutes.

[1857] He could probably figure out what you are.

[1858] You know, you might be a super athletic, purple belt, but you make some mistakes.

[1859] And you might be a brown belt who's been around for a long time, but doesn't have the athleticism to try to tap black belts, but you have a lot of knowledge.

[1860] He could tell, like, right away.

[1861] Like someone does, like, certain, like, set someone up.

[1862] They try to do something.

[1863] Then the counter, they hit him with the counter, and then they tap a guy.

[1864] You're like, oh, that's some slick shit.

[1865] And then you've got to see, like, how many times can that guy do that?

[1866] Like, is that just, did you get lucky this one time?

[1867] And it's a matter of consistency of movement.

[1868] But it's like chess if you could add pieces.

[1869] You know, like everybody says, like, it's like human chess.

[1870] Sort of, but you might only have, like, a couple of pieces.

[1871] You might have, like, a footlock and a guillotine.

[1872] Some guys only have one move.

[1873] And they do it over and over and over and over and over again.

[1874] They're just so good at it, you can't stop that one move.

[1875] That's a strategy that some guys employ.

[1876] And there's a lot of guys that are like that are essentially blackbelts.

[1877] It's weird.

[1878] They have all those other techniques, but this one they rely on all the time.

[1879] Or you're a guy like an Eddie Bravo type character that has a hundred things he can tap you with at any given moment.

[1880] He's just kind of practicing on you, which is disturbing.

[1881] When someone's rolling with somebody else and they know that like a potential belt evaluation or is it like a test is on the line, right?

[1882] I'm going into roll or is it just...

[1883] That completely depends on the instructor.

[1884] Okay.

[1885] Different instructors do it different ways.

[1886] Some instructors want to see you compete like in a test situation.

[1887] They want to put you in front of the class and put a lot of pressure on you and see how you're react and some want to see you at your very best in a casual relaxed environment when you're not nervous and they want to see what was your actual skill level and then see if you maintain that skill level when you get tested you know when you do so it's completely depends on the um the style of teaching of the instructor but instructors almost always will put you in a situation where there's like maybe they'll have four people roll and the other people stand like one of the things they'll do is they'll do drills where like you're on the ground like you have to go on your back and a guy a new fresh guy gets on top of you for seven minutes and tries to tap you don't keep your keep in your pants out um and then if you tap that guy you get to stay if he taps you you have to go or if you guys stalemate you both get out sometimes just drills like that so when he does something like that he's evaluating how you perform under pressure uh how you perform with a bunch of people so my point being if ashton kutcher got a purple belt from higa machado that shit's legit there's no no one gets fake purple belts what does purple belt mean it means you a blue belt is dangerous a guy who's got a blue belt can fuck the average person out if they if they get in a situation where it turns into a grappling match they're going to know things the average person doesn't know purple belt is a level where you should be able to tap blue belts fairly consistent really yeah so that's that's another level removed and purple belts can oftentimes tap brown belts i've seen purple belts get lucky and tap black belts if they have like one specific mood they're really good at is very possible so a purple belt's dangerous that's my point they might not have all the knowledge right but they're dangerous enough so if ashton kutcher's a purple belt that's uh it's god damn impressive i love that i love hearing handsome bastard it's got everything going for him where is he on your list is he above gosling he's above his bed to the left upper left channing tatum is above in the shrines in the ceilings just holding those posters there jzzi and biancai are together holding hands on his wall on one side is it likes to like nice dripping from the poster because you gooed so hard it just collects yeah mylie cyrus is pointing to his toothpaste jar that on his wall they're saying north korea is suffering a complete internet outage right now all four all four of the big uh pipes i thought you say all four computers all four computers what do you think they did you think they just sent some fucking either anonymous or the government shot some holes in the pipes come on i think anonymous is fucking with them for sure but i mean that's how how much is the government hiding under Anonymous?

[1888] Like, there's no way to know who's launching what.

[1889] That's fucking beautiful.

[1890] Just kink the hose.

[1891] Can they do that?

[1892] Do you think they have a cutoff switch somewhere?

[1893] Or they can just hit the switch like the government does?

[1894] Yeah, I mean, look, you can take, just simple packet flooding when you have enough bandwidth where you call up Papa Comcast and Verizon, these backbone operators and be like, hey, do me a favor.

[1895] Let's redirect like 12 terabytes of bullshit to their front door right now.

[1896] And that doorbell is just ringing until sparks are flying out and the computers just can't crunch that information they could do that all day long isn't it crazy that that's a strategy that you can it's brute force that's the same thing you could do that what a crazy you could do that what a goofy fucking system if you could do that you could do that wait a mean you could just send packets and just kill their service but you could do that with anybody you could just you could get but i mean in any medium you could get 50 people to surround a human being and just scream at them yeah that's it that's it the same they just use metallica to torture dudes in the CIA black sites they were just blasting it at 75 decibels But for a week, it makes you go fucking cuckoo.

[1897] Makes you go loopy.

[1898] There was a guy who was doing this speech, and he was labeled a men's right advocate.

[1899] So all these feminists got outside of the university hall where it was, I think it was a university at Toronto.

[1900] I'm not sure.

[1901] I think it was that.

[1902] And they screamed and yelled in the hall and then set off the fire alarms so that this guy could not.

[1903] Couldn't give his speech, right?

[1904] But turns out the guy wasn't even a men's rights advocate.

[1905] the whole thing was like completely blown out like the thing they had like completely misappropriated or misquoted him on things people just made up quotes made up his positions and then everybody got behind it and got super aggressive with it but it's like it's kind of hilarious that that is the exact strategy they all went around and went nah just you can't talk about that you're not allowed to yep I don't know what you're going to say but whatever you're going to say I don't think you should be allowed to say it yeah it's it's the backseat of the aerostar van tactic where Two brothers are fighting, and the other just screams at one.

[1906] I don't care what you're saying.

[1907] You're not being heard.

[1908] But the idea that you could step in and stop someone from talking.

[1909] I mean, you would have to demonstrate that they were like a hate group or committing a crime.

[1910] And you can't with this guy.

[1911] Like, so, like, they just decided that this was what they were going to do.

[1912] And that's fascism.

[1913] Like, that's, like, that's really dangerous.

[1914] You're not supposed to do that.

[1915] That's everybody having a vote, Joe?

[1916] You know, it's not.

[1917] I mean, it's like those people voted with their voice.

[1918] You're interfering with those people's ability to leave that.

[1919] listen to someone communicate because you don't even you don't even know what he's about to say you have no knowledge of it whatsoever i agree with fearing with free speech but from the perspective of those that are there going wah that's their free speech no they're deciding that they want to do that's their vote they get to vote with their voice do you think that's what they're thinking absolutely but wait a minute then people can just shout you down all day you don't think that that should be an issue no it clearly it is i mean there's rules against that in certain areas you can be disorderly and removed you know university yeah absolutely university it's ridiculous when people call in terrorist threats because a woman is giving a speech on feminism and video games or sexism in video games.

[1920] That's just as bad.

[1921] You just didn't have the balls to show up and scream at her.

[1922] Yes.

[1923] You called in an anonymous threat.

[1924] Any calling in of any anonymous threat is fucking gross on whatever side.

[1925] I mean, we could just say that anybody willing to do that is a piece of shit.

[1926] These are bad people.

[1927] Anybody's doing that, whether it's real or not, whether they're trolling or not, like, come on.

[1928] Like, that is not the way.

[1929] The way is let them talk and expose the goofiness of what they're saying if there's some validity to your argument.

[1930] And if there's no validity to your argument, consider what they're saying.

[1931] Like, that's how human beings interact with each other.

[1932] You don't call in death threats because some chick likes vaginas.

[1933] She's on team vagina.

[1934] She's, you know, I mean, that's her thing.

[1935] She loves women.

[1936] She thinks that women should be better represented in video games.

[1937] She's hashtag feminist.

[1938] Like, is that really affecting you?

[1939] Is she stopping you from voting?

[1940] Is she stopping you from dying?

[1941] It's an assault on the male sensibilities, damn it?

[1942] man it's funny it's fascinating it's cute they're trying to change video games you know Laura Croft seemed pretty feminine to me sure sure sure big old titties big old gun flapping around I liked him better when they were just like six polygons it's just like aggressive triangles it could jab your eye this video game thing is very fascinating to me because on one hand I see it as like all these people resisting the radical left the radical left and their their ideas of what shouldn't shouldn't be acceptable in our culture And on the other hand, I see it as a bunch of fucking babies that are like freaking out and getting crazy about some people's opinions that don't even matter.

[1943] I get the old ethics and video games thing.

[1944] There's definitely a point in that, but it seems to have branched out way further than that, right?

[1945] Well, it got co -opted immediately, and now there's no, like the original, the original argument, I believe, was not so much about that.

[1946] It was actually about ethics and video game journalism.

[1947] And they were trying to prove that these blogs were, you know, getting paid or colluding with each other or banging the same chick exactly it all came down to that but and and there's a valid gripe there's a valid argument but the movement was so quickly co -opted and we see you know we you and i yapped about occupy at length and that was a that was in many cases a physical manistation that was a physical movement that is much harder to co -opt but you can expertly do that as we saw pretty easily when it's a digital movement when it can be usernames and there's astroturfing or there's members of a group claiming that they're acting on behalf of the entire hashtag.

[1948] Sure.

[1949] You're co -opted overnight.

[1950] So it didn't hold water.

[1951] We're seeing that go on in Ferguson.

[1952] We saw the undercover cops in Oakland that were in the Eric Gardner protest.

[1953] They were pointing guns at people that were pointing cameras at them.

[1954] You're going to see those sort of agent provocateurs whenever you have some sort of a large -scale movement.

[1955] And if it's beneficial for them to incite some sort of action that allow them to bring cops in like a loophole in the law, like smash a few windows.

[1956] Right.

[1957] Oh, they smash windows too.

[1958] the cops in, boom, start arresting people.

[1959] Who was smashing those windows?

[1960] I fucking saw everybody throwing rocks.

[1961] Arrest them all, zip ties, all around.

[1962] I mean, that shit happens.

[1963] So, if that shit happens with the police, wouldn't you assume the two people that are growing at it, whether it's the left or the right, whether it's the gamers or the game regators or the fucking feminists or the men's rights advocates, everybody's playing dirty.

[1964] There's a lot of people with troll accounts.

[1965] There's people that are pretending to get death threats, and they don't.

[1966] There's people that are sending real death threats.

[1967] They're cunts.

[1968] There's men.

[1969] that are pretending to get death threats from the feminist that are fake and there's all sorts of fuckery going on right there's all sorts of anyone's involved everyone i'm on a fucking mission i'm a part of a group i'm a camercater right not your shield you fucks and it's like it becomes like a part of your life it becomes something you're excited to hashtag right and then agree with all these other people that are hashtagging that are going after that fucking feminist bitch she's trying to ruin my games like is she or is she just saying she doesn't like them i mean what power does she have she's got a fucking YouTube channel.

[1970] Like, she's not stopping any video games from being made.

[1971] She's not, she's not to keep you from buying them.

[1972] You know how much fucking money is in World of Warcraft or any call of duty?

[1973] You really think that they're going to let some chick who's got a YouTube page that's going to change anything about these games that you love?

[1974] No, she's saying she thinks they're a part of the male patriarchy and their fucking horrible toxic masculinity examples.

[1975] Like, so what?

[1976] Let her talk.

[1977] Keep playing.

[1978] Why get offline?

[1979] why not stay online and play and why worry about does she have any power is she a congresswoman is she running for president right what the fuck man oh you're mad that a bunch of people agree with her what are you crazy you want to get in arguments with people that you don't agree with and you don't even know right you want to get in the middle of them and just start duking it out back and how dare someone say a single remotely disparaging or critical thing about the only pastime that i have or my favorite pastime you know exactly shout it down fucking shut it down do we love that because I feel like, look, shedding off the internet to an entire country to a society, if North Korea is blacked out because we flipped the switch, we fired up the low orbiting ion cannon and blasted their internet out.

[1980] That can be dangerous, in most cases, that can be very dangerous and detrimental to an entire population.

[1981] But in the case of North Korea, where I doubt that the average citizen has access to any semblance of the real internet, you know, they're eating salt from their minds right now.

[1982] It's not like their populace - rude and racist um sure uh yes i am thank you whoa don't say that they'll take that and they'll put it in quotes and you'll be in trouble they won't well yes but they would do that anyways over there on their propaganda posters no the tweeters people on twitter they're gonna misrepresent you if north korea takes me out of context there's worse battles that i have to fight today this is what i think we should do do you do you think this is harming regular average joes in north korea i think they're fuxville if i'm playing attention to the government propaganda which i am i think they're fucksville.

[1983] If you listen to anybody that survived those horrible prison camps, and if any of those stories even remotely true, even if 10 % of it is true, those people are fucked over there.

[1984] Right.

[1985] I think we should buy North Korea.

[1986] We should go, how much you guys want for this whole place?

[1987] Just go in there and buy it.

[1988] I bet it'd be surprisingly cheap.

[1989] It sucks.

[1990] How much could it cost?

[1991] Seriously.

[1992] How much could North Korea car?

[1993] If we just went in and bought the whole country, bought the whole government, said, listen, we're going to just buy you guys.

[1994] Like how much would the world have to chip in?

[1995] For the world buys North Korea and has a, like, we'll just be our first global democratic society.

[1996] It'll be North Korea.

[1997] We just clean the whole place up.

[1998] Like everybody, you know, you get some money, scatter out across the four corners of the world, the four kingdoms, go wherever you want.

[1999] But we own North Korea now, so you got to move.

[2000] We would lose such a good boogeyman.

[2001] There's such a good boogeyman to have.

[2002] Because they do have a nuke.

[2003] I'm your bogeyman.

[2004] You see that Mike Myers.

[2005] That's what I am.

[2006] What?

[2007] Mike Myers was on Saturday Night Live.

[2008] Yeah, Dr. Evil.

[2009] And he called out.

[2010] King Jong or whatever And this is this This is Friday And he actually He pulled some good punches It was good It was a good roast A little baby roast You mean he hit him With some good punches Yeah he didn't pull him Yeah pulling He pulled off some good Cuts Pulled off some good punches That's funny man I think that this is a weird time To have a guy In this day and age That is an actual real dictator Like a Hitler style And how old is he again Is he like 30 or 29 or some shit?

[2011] He's powing around With Dennis Rodman I mean what is that Does Dennis Rahman speak Korean or does he speak English?

[2012] He speaks the universal language of the slam.

[2013] That man dunks and that's all it was.

[2014] It's more of a rebounder, but I see what you're saying.

[2015] You get what I'm saying.

[2016] It's a sportsman's analogy.

[2017] I love athletic games.

[2018] I love all sports teams and sporting events and score points.

[2019] I think you're being sarcastic.

[2020] What are you talking about?

[2021] I love the...

[2022] You like your video games.

[2023] I fucking love my video games, man. I love them.

[2024] I know you do, but do you like athletic events?

[2025] I love them.

[2026] Do you?

[2027] Yeah, absolutely.

[2028] Do you play Madden?

[2029] Do you play Madden football?

[2030] No, it's funny.

[2031] don't the virtual manifestation of a physical activity is always odd to me you know madden looks pretty dope no no no it's great it's i it's i it's a great game but for me it's like oh i love football i would go play i would go and throw a football around well you're that kind of gone you're a get out and do it kind of guy sometimes yeah absolutely dust off your cowboy boots and get back on the horse kind of guy yeah fucking little piece of straw like a wheat a little piece of wheat hanging out of the corner of your mouth constant spatoon what's those dudes walking around with Wheat sticking out of the corner of their mouth.

[2032] You're doing stupid.

[2033] Taste in the earth.

[2034] That doesn't taste good.

[2035] Remind them themselves.

[2036] A piece of wheat you're chewing on like an asshole.

[2037] That's so Avatar, man. They're getting in touch with their earth.

[2038] Is that what it is?

[2039] Hmm.

[2040] But it's genetically modified Monsanto wheat.

[2041] Right.

[2042] You're getting some weird pesticides into your system, son.

[2043] It's bad.

[2044] It's like a little nicotine sticks that you're chewing coming out of the ground.

[2045] Avatar depression.

[2046] My frackenrod.

[2047] Frackenrod.

[2048] I like to chew on and get some residual chemical goo.

[2049] Have you heard of any movie ever where they associated a depressed?

[2050] to withdraw from the reality that's in that movie other than Avatar.

[2051] Do you think, though, this whole depression thing was just marketing from the movie?

[2052] Because, I mean, my girlfriend, that's all she does all day is make bullshit articles to promote shit like this.

[2053] Totally plausible.

[2054] Totally plausible.

[2055] 100%.

[2056] We created a hashtag avatar depression.

[2057] Right.

[2058] We got 20 fake accounts to retweet it.

[2059] I would think that that would be the case except for the fact that I saw a furry convention.

[2060] one time I was in Philadelphia or Pittsburgh rather just completely randomly were there for the UFC and it happened to be a furry convention and the same and looking around at all those people that are wearing all these costumes and running around hugging each other and dancing together I'm like fucking everything anything's possible anything Cise Pue dee we can put on a silver fox suit and fuck each other anything is possible my friends There's a lot of goddamn people that are just different I was never like it was year three G4 was covering Comic -Con and all the director called up all the crew and was like you gotta get up here right away get up here and they came up and they peeled back the curtains and he's like look and in the tower across the way full -on fucking furry orgy with you know chicks with their fox ears pressed against the glass and they were all fucking in a row just on display and I was like muh that's bless you comic -con bless you and whatever babies are going to pop out of there yeah I love when dorks get together like that I think it's awesome I was thinking that the other day because I was thinking like how much I love like a good comic book movie like a good Avengers movie.

[2061] Do you love Guardians of the Galaxy?

[2062] Yes yeah.

[2063] Fucking great.

[2064] Yeah, it's really good.

[2065] Very interesting.

[2066] I loved what we're talking about earlier.

[2067] The Watchmen I love that.

[2068] A big Avengers fan.

[2069] You know, I think those movies are fun.

[2070] I just, they're fun to me. They fill some sort of a childish need for like exciting things.

[2071] So when I see like a whole convention, like a Comic -Con convention where people like you know, in their 40s can like unabashedly talk about how much they love the Hulk.

[2072] Right.

[2073] Right.

[2074] In a judgment -free zone.

[2075] Yeah.

[2076] The only judgment comes from someone who thinks they like Hulk more than you.

[2077] Yeah.

[2078] And wants to catch you on a piece of information that's slightly wrong.

[2079] Someone who has more ghost rider trivia than you do.

[2080] I got the tats, man, to prove it.

[2081] I got Nick Cage on my inner thigh.

[2082] Oh, there has to be a guy who has all ghost rider tattoos.

[2083] I would guess.

[2084] You know it.

[2085] Pull that up.

[2086] Man with Ghost Rider tattoos.

[2087] Let's just have a random wild Google search.

[2088] Man with Ghost Rider tattoos, I know there's a dude.

[2089] How about Ghost Rider tattoo?

[2090] Because I bet there's some women that have a Nick Cage tram stamp.

[2091] Yeah, I want to see that floating around.

[2092] Ben Affleck Daredevil tattoo.

[2093] Someone went all in that when it was announced.

[2094] There will be somebody.

[2095] There's a lot of images of Gross Rider tattoos, man. There's the bike.

[2096] Look at the bike on the back.

[2097] Fuck, that's badass.

[2098] He's chasing the Aladdin or something.

[2099] He's chasing the demon in the bottle.

[2100] Dudes.

[2101] Well, did you see the skull Abraham Lincoln one at the top?

[2102] I know it's a little unrelated, but did you see that?

[2103] And the suggested...

[2104] Oh, wow.

[2105] What the fuck?

[2106] Whoa.

[2107] It's like decomposing Lincoln.

[2108] People are creepy.

[2109] What's wrong with you?

[2110] That looks like Alfred E. Newman.

[2111] Why worry about the theater?

[2112] Why would anybody do that to Lincoln?

[2113] Asshole.

[2114] Yeah, there's a lot of Ghost Rider tattoos.

[2115] A zombie Lincoln would be sweet.

[2116] Dude, I saw some...

[2117] Someone posted a link to, on Twitter yesterday to 3D tattoos.

[2118] Like...

[2119] Are they based off the perspective?

[2120] Yeah, if you find a link, there's like the top 11 3D tattoos.

[2121] And they had these just, like, what they're doing now with like shading and colors to try to trick your mind and the thinking things are three -dimensional.

[2122] You're like, what?

[2123] I really want to see them in real life because...

[2124] Well, it's the thing.

[2125] From the camera angle, it looks like their arm is collapsing.

[2126] But from the right side, it looks like you've got a giant, droopy, black, nothing going down your arm, you know?

[2127] That's awesome.

[2128] That's badass.

[2129] Look at that.

[2130] But that's, we're looking at Spider -Man.

[2131] like a Spider -Man logo through a guy's torn chest.

[2132] That's amazing how good that looks.

[2133] But there's a gang of those, dude.

[2134] I wonder if there's some practical makeup going on with that, too.

[2135] Like, he has to shade that in the morning.

[2136] Look at that butterfly.

[2137] Yeah.

[2138] Have you seen street art that's like this?

[2139] A big chalk art?

[2140] Yeah.

[2141] Those guys are...

[2142] But that's, again, that's all perspective stuff.

[2143] So it's like from that one angle, that butterfly looks awesome.

[2144] But from the side, it looks like you have a mole, a giant butterfly -shaped mold beneath your tattoo.

[2145] Oh, click on that lady.

[2146] Oh, my God.

[2147] That's nuts.

[2148] That is so crazy.

[2149] Can you imagine dating a girl like that, though, and having to see that when you're trying to fuck her?

[2150] How about coming on that?

[2151] That's what, yeah.

[2152] Little coming right in that thing's eye.

[2153] A little vizine for your chest.

[2154] Whoa, she's got a lot.

[2155] Look at that.

[2156] She's got like fairy things.

[2157] Look at that.

[2158] Dude, up in the left.

[2159] Up to the left.

[2160] I don't think that's real.

[2161] Look at that.

[2162] Look at her eye.

[2163] What the fuck, man?

[2164] She got some flower petals coming out of.

[2165] She grew like flower petals below her eyeball.

[2166] Is that a tattoo or is that makeup?

[2167] The whole, that's not even a real eyeball.

[2168] oh my god that's amazing that's pretty good look at that eye on that guy's hand holy shit man that's pretty sweet man that's pretty sweet some guy had a three -dimensional map on his back with like a sextant over it oh my god look at that that's so crazy a cat living on her side Cheshire cat peeking out of the side of a rib cage eyeballs are amazing I got a lawyer for you Yeah, that's dumb Imagine if the lighter guy meets the Cheshire cat girl She's like, I just can't respect your ink Oh my God, that's great Whoa, that's dope It's like I got a sweet 3D Natty ice can on my abs It's like why that's the object you went to make 3D There's some serious fucking tattoo artist these days Oh, neck eyeball That is insane You can't see it unless he does that That's cool Well you would know something's there You're like what's going on right down there This guy has a eyeball Oh my God no she didn't do that No, she didn't do that.

[2169] No, that's got to be paint or something.

[2170] Is it paint or is it real?

[2171] What does it say?

[2172] Oh, my God.

[2173] Just because the file name is face 3D tennis.

[2174] Guys, it's confirmed.

[2175] It's confirmed.

[2176] It's confirmed.

[2177] It's a name over.

[2178] It says face tattoo .j. Oh, my God.

[2179] That might be real.

[2180] Shit, if it is.

[2181] Hit random.

[2182] Let's see what else pops up on this.

[2183] I'm scared.

[2184] I guarantee you that someone's done that.

[2185] Oh, I'm sure.

[2186] Just because it looks like a normal girl.

[2187] That's what's freaking you out.

[2188] I bet that with some subdermal implants.

[2189] Right.

[2190] Going on, you could really fuck some shit up.

[2191] You could really make sure you never get a job at a bank.

[2192] Yeah, sub -dermal implants.

[2193] Oh, my God.

[2194] That's sweet.

[2195] I got Converse put on his feet forever.

[2196] That's strange.

[2197] How weird.

[2198] Oh, look at this.

[2199] No tattoos for Kevin Pereira.

[2200] How about super creative when you're back?

[2201] Oh, it'll be there.

[2202] And like Gladiator logo?

[2203] Super creative.

[2204] I'm all right with that.

[2205] I want to get someone to make it in like sacred geometry.

[2206] That's what I want now.

[2207] What if you do that and you fucking call Satan?

[2208] What if you didn't know?

[2209] If I get that in me and use a Ouji Board at the same time than the demon corridors open?

[2210] Yeah, he fucks up like one rune, just changes it, should have pointed left, points right, Satan's like, you called bitch!

[2211] Dude, what?

[2212] That's my sign, bro.

[2213] You called me, bro.

[2214] Is he suing me for copyright infringement, for trademark infringement?

[2215] Turns you into the ghost rider.

[2216] Oh, yeah.

[2217] You've got to live your life for the rest of your life flying around.

[2218] Apparently, Nicholas Cage did a new movie, a new super religious movie, a version of the Left Behind series.

[2219] You know, really?

[2220] Favely familiar.

[2221] I haven't seen the movies.

[2222] Kurt Cameron did them in like, I have VHS copies of them because they're wonderful.

[2223] They're fucking hilarious.

[2224] It's about the rapture.

[2225] Exactly.

[2226] Yeah.

[2227] Exactly.

[2228] And the books are hugely popular Christian books.

[2229] I mean, they're, they've sold millions of copies.

[2230] Right.

[2231] And it's the plot point.

[2232] It's fucking hilarious.

[2233] It's just, you know, Jesus comes and takes everybody to heaven.

[2234] Everybody's, like, what happened?

[2235] What happened?

[2236] That's the movie.

[2237] I guess we're all sinners?

[2238] We're all assholes here?

[2239] We stuck here.

[2240] Everybody else went to heaven.

[2241] Yeah, yeah, they're in heaven Whonk, wink, wink.

[2242] Aliens came down and ate them, you fucking idiots.

[2243] They ate all the lemmings that were willing to get on the spaceship.

[2244] Jesus sent the spaceship for you.

[2245] I knew it.

[2246] I fucking knew it, you fangs.

[2247] I'm fucking going to heaven.

[2248] You're fucking queerest with all your gay marriage.

[2249] Good luck.

[2250] Good luck.

[2251] You're going to burn in hell.

[2252] I'm going to be feasting at the garden right next to St. Pete.

[2253] We're going to be in flowing robes.

[2254] And now confirmed all my animals are going to be there.

[2255] All my animals.

[2256] all dogs really do go to heaven.

[2257] All your parents, friends, all your friends that died in drunk accidents, they didn't know any better.

[2258] Sure.

[2259] God took them in.

[2260] They're all going to be in heaven waiting for you.

[2261] It's going to be amazing.

[2262] Every day is going to be Super Bowl Sunday.

[2263] Every day.

[2264] I love that once you're up there, though, like all bets are off because you made it to heaven.

[2265] And there's no, you don't really get booted out of heaven, right?

[2266] Forgiveness is sort of the, that's like the, that's the motto there.

[2267] That's the MO.

[2268] So I bet you just repress the gayness enough so that when you get raptured, then you just sucking all the dicks on clouds no that's not how it works i think that's exactly how it you can't go to heaven if you got all that gay in your heart you that's forgiven you're you're you're forgiven no you have to get rid of the gay oh you have to pray it away before you get on the spaceship exactly you got to pray the gay away i got it you got it you got it you can't have it in your head that's the whole idea well when they do get to heaven they just hang out right yeah what do you what do you do up there no one ever adequately explained adequately explained to me what did they ever explained to me what happened after Jesus came back from the dead did he die of old age well how come he's not still around like he came back to life right he was dead for three days came back to life freaked everybody out they all wrote about it right and then what what he's what he's what he now where was he then he didn't do anything like there's no great stories like and then then he stopped all the wars and then he fed all the poor people right he decided that he was going to educate people on what his dad and everyone's going to believe him because he came back from the dead and he's going to live for a hundred years and change society no no no that's sequel to the bible doesn't exist Bitches, I'm back, and I'm gone again.

[2269] He just came back from the dead.

[2270] Tadda, releases doves, and then poof, disappears.

[2271] In a way, it's a lot like the Adam and Eve story.

[2272] It's like a cursory examination of the facts in the story.

[2273] If you were on the first 48, and if you were one of those officers that sat down across from the person, he'd be like, okay, let me get this straight.

[2274] So what you're telling me is that all the people came from a guy named Adam and his wife named Eve.

[2275] So they had sex and they made kids, and then I guess they just started fucking their kids.

[2276] or their kids started fucking each other or everybody just fucked each other they had to.

[2277] It was the only way you can make people is people to have to have sex with each other.

[2278] Is that what you're trying to tell me?

[2279] And the guy on the other side would be like, I need to talk to my lawyer.

[2280] I hope that's season two of cereal.

[2281] That's exactly what happened.

[2282] That would be exactly what would happen.

[2283] They would come in and go, okay, well, let's just draw this.

[2284] We're going to draw this out.

[2285] Let's start with the chart here.

[2286] And figures.

[2287] We're going to have them, this is a male figure, like one of those bathrooms where you have like the bathroom icon with a girl with the skirt.

[2288] Sure.

[2289] And then the guy was scared.

[2290] This is dad.

[2291] This is mom.

[2292] So dad and mom fuck, and they have kids.

[2293] And who starts fucking first?

[2294] Right.

[2295] Does the son fuck the mom?

[2296] Well, wasn't it made of his bone?

[2297] Wasn't it made of his bone?

[2298] Someone was made from a bone, right?

[2299] A piece of a rib?

[2300] Eve was made from the rib.

[2301] Eve was made from the rib.

[2302] Okay.

[2303] And Eve, of course, always blame it on chicks.

[2304] Eve gave in that snake.

[2305] Oh, sure.

[2306] That's what fucked us up.

[2307] Did you imagine the idea that one chick back when you couldn't even read, no one had a cell phone, there was no internet and no cars.

[2308] no planes no fucking television this one chick fucked it up for everybody for all eternity what a convenient way to like to blame one person right and one gender for everything that we've ever done I want to believe that the lapel footage of her grabbing that apple and taking a bite would be on World Star oh shit she's in the apple oh fuck World Star World Star would be when Adam Founder eating an apple and started beating her out.

[2309] That would be on World Star.

[2310] This is forever!

[2311] When were you allowed?

[2312] This mistake is forever.

[2313] Are you allowed to beat your wife in the Bible?

[2314] Is that legal?

[2315] Oh, yeah.

[2316] It's legal in the Quran, right?

[2317] Depends on what she does, right?

[2318] Domestic violence, which, is the Bible allow it?

[2319] I know, like, there's certain Muslim...

[2320] Depends on which revision, I think you're going with.

[2321] There's certain Muslim texts that have alluded to the idea that a man should be able to beat his wife, right?

[2322] Right.

[2323] Is that true?

[2324] Am I making this up?

[2325] Let's say.

[2326] No, I think so.

[2327] It's all of your interpretation.

[2328] Okay, let's let's let's wife.

[2329] You're allowed to beat slaves in certain parts of the Bible.

[2330] Like, that's for sure.

[2331] You're allowed to own and reprimand your slaves.

[2332] Are you allowed to reprimand them?

[2333] Yeah.

[2334] You're allowed to come in Mary Madagland or whatever her name was.

[2335] You're not allowed to come on her.

[2336] She's just, like, got pregnant magically.

[2337] That was how it went down.

[2338] Cover up.

[2339] Yeah.

[2340] Does Islam allow wife breeding?

[2341] Okay.

[2342] This isn't an actual Islam website.

[2343] Is it on Snopes?

[2344] Is it on Snopes?

[2345] No. Some husbands are born.

[2346] violent, they say that the Quran allows them to beat their wives.

[2347] There are any logical explanation given regarding men being allowed to beat their wives as stated in, I don't want to butcher this, Surat -on -N -N -I -S -S -A.

[2348] No, you nailed it.

[2349] Verse 34.

[2350] In the name of Allah, most gracious, most merciful, all praise and thanks are due to Allah and peace and blessings be upon his messenger.

[2351] Okay, blah -b -b -b -b -b -b -b -b -b -b -b -b -b -b.

[2352] I'm trying to find out about wife -beaten.

[2353] I don't know.

[2354] It doesn't make any sense.

[2355] sense.

[2356] Yeah, same thing with the honor killings.

[2357] Some people will quote certain passages and say, well, you're allowed, as long as your honor was offended, you're allowed to kill somebody.

[2358] But someone else will quote another passage and say, no, all murder is wrong.

[2359] It says it right there in some chapter.

[2360] Yeah, this doesn't make any sense, but there's different...

[2361] A religion?

[2362] The president of the Islamic Society of North America states, according to the Quran, the relationship between the husband and the wife, should be based on mutual love and kindness.

[2363] Allah says, and among his signs is this that he created for you mates from among yourselves that ye may dwell in tranquility with them and he has put love and mercy between your hearts verily in that are signs for those who reflect see that's the problem man whenever you're reading old shit they write it like that okay what the fuck did I just say whenever you're reading a tweet it could be that confusing there's no in the IRS thing that they're trying...

[2364] Right, exactly.

[2365] Yeah, right?

[2366] Yeah.

[2367] This is the statement that they're trying to conceive as being said that it allows wife beating.

[2368] Right.

[2369] You notice they still use that language, yes, in IRS, but also in, like, talent contracts.

[2370] In court.

[2371] Yeah, anything legal.

[2372] Anytime someone's trying to fuck you or trying to preclude you from fucking them somehow, it's always verily in perpetuity and the verisimilitude of the ancillary spin -off of the CPM, of the what the fuck are you trying to say to me. Yeah, that that I just read, that is what they're using.

[2373] They're saying that on its surface meaning, taking it to allow wife beating.

[2374] That statement that I just said.

[2375] Sure.

[2376] What the fuck?

[2377] How does that even mean?

[2378] And among his signs is this, that he created for you, mates from among yourselves, that ye may dwell in tranquility with them, and he has put love and mercy between your hearts, verily in that are signs for those who reflect.

[2379] How is that?

[2380] wife beating what the fuck does that even mean so like when you read old shit like this like really ancient scripts it's very difficult to figure out what the hell they're they were saying sure and this is just a translation i mean you understand it in the the language that's being spoken it's a completely different statement i'm sure they literally don't have in some languages they don't have words for the thing that you're saying or describing there is literally no word for it so right there your translation or your interpretation is broken well my friend steve lived in hongong for a while and he spoke Chinese he learned Chinese and one of the things that he said was that one of the things that people misconstrue about Chinese people and they speak English is that they're rude but their language is much more direct right they don't speak in the past they're just doing you know you have dog you know like do you have a dog have you had a dog they don't have those you have dog they're like say it right and that's how they communicate with each statement or a question you'll figure that out from the context yeah it's um it's really interesting to hear him explain while there's so many misconceptions about the way uh chinese people communicate with english because their language is so different it's confusing as fuck like to grasp the subtleties of our language they don't exist culturally in their language so i'm like i was trying to get them to explain to me like how would you say i used to play the fiddle how would you say that you know i don't think you say it you say i play fiddle i play fiddle not you know i play fiddle not now you know i don't know how the fuck you would say it but you can't say the way we think you would say it so when they translate uh chinese to english it's like you know it's you go now you get out of here right you know they it's weird it's a weird uh sort of cultural disconnect sure that's what this shit too man that's why in 17 years from now we're all speaking emoji that's all it's going to be that's all it's going to be we're not going to be that we're not talking right we're just going to be be beaming thoughts yeah we're going to be doing someone's going to be on the google protocol call and you're going to have the Windows one or whatever and your Android is going to mix the message that comes over to my I message I think it's going to be just like a QWERTY keyboard it's universal even if it's not the best we're going to figure out one it's going to be universal someone's going to run what is it DeVorak someone's going to run some other shit some Linux distro and be like I don't think I think differently man have you ever used DeVorec keyboard have you ever used one of those no I tried for like a week but I was so I was raised on Quirty and the Wasids that I could not adjust to it People who have no idea what the fuck we're talking about.

[2381] The reason why your keyboard is set up the way it is where it says QWERTY on the top is not because it's the most efficient way.

[2382] It's because back when they had like a real typewriter, where you pressed a button and a gear moved and a thing, a hammer came down.

[2383] A mechanical stamp and left its mark on paper.

[2384] Yeah, and they had like a ink ribbon and had to punch the ribbon down.

[2385] Back when that was going on, you couldn't do it too fast.

[2386] Because if you did, they would get all mashed up together.

[2387] My grandfather had a typewriter, and it would always get mashed up.

[2388] And you would have to go in there and unpeel the little fuckers, the little arms.

[2389] He tried to play a chord on it.

[2390] Nope.

[2391] Yeah, it was all like super mechanical.

[2392] And so they devised this positioning to actually make it more difficult to do it fast.

[2393] Like, this is not the most efficient way.

[2394] This is the most efficient way to keep the common, yes.

[2395] I thought it was also.

[2396] To keep the commonly used letters away from each other.

[2397] So they don't go to, they don't smash into each other.

[2398] Because if the commonly used letters.

[2399] letters were right next to each other, it would be easier to do.

[2400] You'd be doing it faster all day, and they'd be smashing against each other and getting stuck all the time.

[2401] See, that's fascinating.

[2402] I always thought it was, it was arranged that way, A, due to technical limitations and have to place letters in certain areas, but B, I thought they were grouped by usage in terms of words and phrases so that your hands could easily reach the things.

[2403] I'm pretty sure.

[2404] That's what I assumed.

[2405] So if you, if you've read an ounce on it, then you'd have more knowledge on it than I. I'm pretty sure I'm right about this.

[2406] And the Dvorak keyboard, is that what you're saying?

[2407] Isn't that the layout?

[2408] I think it is.

[2409] Isn't Dvorak the guy from Tech TV?

[2410] John Dvorak?

[2411] Okay, well, he created a great keyboard layout now.

[2412] Is that his keyboard?

[2413] I'm sorry, G4 bought him and ruined him.

[2414] I get it, read it.

[2415] I'm sorry.

[2416] I'm so sorry.

[2417] It's like me when I hosted The Man Show.

[2418] You'll never live it down.

[2419] Right, no, no, it's all good.

[2420] I'm going to bring it back, though, and I'm going to do it right.

[2421] You do that boy.

[2422] You go.

[2423] Going to.

[2424] But I've never met anybody that's used that other keyboard.

[2425] No. There is a time, there was, like, when I was 12 or 13, years old there was a keyboard that came out that could be positioned on your thighs or on your the hand like the the handles of your chair or whatever and you placed your fingers physically into these like little holes and up would be f down would be d left would be this right would be that or whatever and then you had shift commands whatever and basically they could put exponentially more keys mathematically speaking within just a finger movement nobody wanted to be trained on this new system but the handful of guys that developed this or whatever there's videos of them putting their into this thing and just doing little fucking street fighter combos and just spitting words onto the thing because there's no travel time you can just tick tick tick tick tick wow that was do it that way fucking awesome would have to be so weird to go back and forth from that to a regular keyboard to a regular keyboard no I wouldn't have I mean sure but imagine putting that into gloves then and just you could do that anywhere well I had this this guy on recently Zoltan Istvon who's a futurist you know fortune teller in a box at the no no no he's actually a smart guy.

[2426] He's in big.

[2427] He's a one of the guys from the the what is the word they use Singularity University Singularity University.

[2428] You know they're all trying to try to get a handle on transhumanism and what us all means.

[2429] But he was saying that he believes within 20 years the written language and spoken language will all go away and it'll all be done back and forth through like headsets.

[2430] These headsets is ability they've found to transmit a thunds thought and actual thought telepathically through the internet, but that's going to be like standard technology in 20 years.

[2431] We're all going to just use that.

[2432] Right.

[2433] Can you imagine we like sitting here and we're talking inside of each other's minds?

[2434] Why would we sit here?

[2435] Why would we even sit here?

[2436] We'll just connect remotely.

[2437] We'll have a mind Skype.

[2438] It's fun to Skype while you're looking at somebody.

[2439] Yeah, but I'll be able to show you what I look like.

[2440] I'll be able to project that image into your head and someone else will be able to connect to our shared image.

[2441] It's true.

[2442] And they won't be able to contribute to it.

[2443] There will be moderation.

[2444] What about the human touch, Kevin Pereira?

[2445] We'll synthesize that as well.

[2446] the touch is great, but if you can have the fucking Demolition Man's sex, that's going to be even more real.

[2447] I'm going to be able to mind fuck you.

[2448] That's coming, right?

[2449] Oh, absolutely.

[2450] Virtual realities.

[2451] VR is happening, and look, you could train, just with electromagnetic, just with the helmets that you strap on that, you know, read the electrical stimulation, you could sit down today with off -the -shelf technology and train a computer when I think the letter F, this is what fires off my brain.

[2452] I'm going to think F, F, over and over again.

[2453] I'm going to visualize pictures of F. And you could roughly train a computer to understand when these synapses fire off, this is what I'm thinking about.

[2454] That exists today.

[2455] That exists right now.

[2456] That technology is going to get miniaturized.

[2457] It's going to get flushed out.

[2458] They're going to have 100 ,000 people contribute their brain scans to some Google project.

[2459] So right out of the box, it's going to have an averaging of what most human brains think of when they think horse or F or the combination of those two, which sounds sexual.

[2460] And out of the box, you'll pop it on.

[2461] And it's going to, well, to a lot of people, Joe.

[2462] Again, let's not judge.

[2463] And fuck.

[2464] I said F. I didn't say fuck.

[2465] So out of the box, 10 % of whatever is going to work.

[2466] It's going to have Siri like accuracy with this little fucking beanie that you're going to put on.

[2467] And that's going to happen in, what, seven years?

[2468] 10 years?

[2469] Yeah, if we don't blow ourselves up, we don't get hit by a meteor or a super volcano or earthquake.

[2470] For sure, we're going to have some mind -bending stuff in just a few years.

[2471] It's really weird to just think about the possibilities.

[2472] It's going to change what we feel.

[2473] feels important and not important.

[2474] It's going to really, I think it's going to redefine how we even, how we even think about other people.

[2475] Right.

[2476] We're going to be so much closer to each other.

[2477] It's going to be very strange.

[2478] It's also interesting to think about like the, the process of thought to transmitting into any sort of medium, to conversation, to typing, to whatever.

[2479] There's a barrier there, right?

[2480] There's a, there's a time that lapses where you, some people don't, but most formulate a thought.

[2481] They work through it.

[2482] How do I want to say this?

[2483] How do I want to express this?

[2484] What's that going to be?

[2485] When that shit is just firing raw, in your brain will we have to like form the thought and then go okay send like a tweet will we have that or just to be raw fucking data coming out like how is that conversation going right how is that conversation we're gonna we're gonna we're gonna have to handshake like old modems and be like joe i want to tap into your brain you get permission okay now we have this mental chat room people are gonna be mad if you say no right why don't you let me tap into your brain bro right there's knocking on your mind yeah i'm a fan i loved you on remote control dude fucking i'm a nerdist fan bro you're like no no that's not me not even me that's that's a different guy no no bro bro bro you're the fucking no you're the tosh guy i love your magin oliver yeah dude it's gonna happen were you given a time cure or are you one in a high five we're at a time god damn it we're out of time we went through three hours nonsense three five shit i'm gonna get to tell you about g4 or iawaska or anything well we can do another next time you live in l -a man no i really do it was and i'll tell you as much as it was smoke blowy and i miss you too by the way oh sweet uh As much as it might sound like the billowing of smoke through an asshole, like it was really amazing and beautiful to see how you doing what you do directly affected the lives for the better of so many people in such a balzy, drastic way.

[2486] Let's not get carried away.

[2487] You met 20 freaks in a fucking jungle resort, okay?

[2488] I deal with extremes, all right?

[2489] I deal with extremists, crazy people, people willing to go to the jungle and drink that fucking vile tea.

[2490] They're fucking nuts.

[2491] I think you enabled people to explore extremes and push themselves into places that would normally be off limits and uncomfortable and, to be quite honest, saved people's lives.

[2492] I saw people who literally said this was a last resort.

[2493] If I don't feel any better after this, I'm done.

[2494] I'm punching out.

[2495] Well, that's beautiful.

[2496] And these are people joined there because of your podcast.

[2497] So thank you.

[2498] On behalf of them, I told them I would relay that, and it was important to me to do that.

[2499] So nice of you to do that.

[2500] But it's easy as fuck, and I don't deserve shit.

[2501] And all of you would do the same thing if you were in the situation that I would.

[2502] I'm in.

[2503] All of you would express yourself in a way, if you had the freedoms that I have, 99 % of all people who lived my life would do exactly what I'm doing.

[2504] It's not that hard, man. Just have conversations about shit that's already out there that is, especially when it comes to psychedelics, things that could really change people's lives, and everyone's treating them as if they're frivolous nonsense.

[2505] Everyone's treating them as yeah, man, we took some ass and we got fucked up.

[2506] I don't call it drugs anymore.

[2507] I, I purposely have changed that it's a plant it's a plant medicine oh that's he's getting all hippie you're gonna lose a lot of the right wing people oh yeah lose a lot of the republicans i'm bummed they're not gonna be using my square space discount code anymore all those fucking t -party members listening to me plant medicine sat nam um psychedelic drugs it's okay to say drugs don't be scared of drugs that's why you go to the drugstore folks that's why there's so many drugstores you go there to get medicine The word drug is a confused word.

[2508] It's a fucked up word.

[2509] Which is why I'm trying to avoid it, because I think it starts a conversation on unequal footing.

[2510] Dude, guess what's in this mug?

[2511] What is in that mug?

[2512] Caveman coffee.

[2513] You know what Caveman coffee is?

[2514] Please tell me everything about it.

[2515] Drugs.

[2516] It's drugs.

[2517] It's a caffeine.

[2518] It's a natural caffeine.

[2519] When I was in Peru.

[2520] The biggest headache I got was because I couldn't drink coffee for three fucking days.

[2521] Wow.

[2522] Yeah, it wasn't the ayahuasca.

[2523] It wasn't the Huachuma.

[2524] It was the fucking Folgers.

[2525] That didn't like knock it out of you?

[2526] The ayahuasca didn't knock it out of you?

[2527] you still wanted coffee oh no i mean after the first one it was i mean migraine leading up to it because i'd been off of it for two or three days and then after the ayahuasca happened who give the fuck about caffeine that's child's play aren't you a wiffle bat to my soul right but aren't you supposed to not take coffee like days leading up to the ayahuasca sunrise and you drank anyone you're not supposed to do it's some say 48 some say 72 hours before so i was off of it for over 72 hours so that's why it was the three days correct you would yeah and no sugar no salt no any of that's i mean you've had that conversation with others but next time yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah next time for sure yeah Kevin Pereira thank you so much my friend thank you man it's always good to have you congrats on the all of the success Brian it was good to see you congrats to all yours too I mean I want to go out with shopping with anytime at with Jamie he'll talk to you about celebrities only so he talks about Jamie's very Jamie gave us some great advice on helping our podcast studio long as well so thank you for my friends this show is over you need more pastels everybody for tuning in January 2nd I am at The Mirage in Las Vegas with Joey Diaz, Ari Shafir, and Duncan Trussell.

[2528] Then January 30th, we returned to the Mirage with Tony Hinchcliff and Ian Edwards.

[2529] Good Lord, ladies and gentlemen.

[2530] Why?

[2531] That's because there's UFC's twice in a month in Vegas.

[2532] And New Year's Eve.

[2533] I'm at the improv in Hollywood with young Tony Hinchcliff and the hilarious Ian Edwards.

[2534] Two fucking awesome stand -up comics.

[2535] And Brian, you got anything going on?

[2536] Do we have any time left?

[2537] Sure.

[2538] What?

[2539] Is there any time left?

[2540] He wants to plug SuperCreative.

[2541] What's it going on?

[2542] Supercreative.

[2543] Oh, my guys.

[2544] Irvine Improv this week.

[2545] And I'm also doing the Columbus Ohio.

[2546] When at the Irvine Improv?

[2547] Tuesday.

[2548] You got to say, days.

[2549] You can't go every day.

[2550] Working for you.

[2551] Where's Brian?

[2552] Where the fuck's Brian?

[2553] He said it was here.

[2554] You missed him.

[2555] Vegas, January 23rd.

[2556] And Columbus, Ohio with Joey Diaz the following week, which is July, I think, 28th.

[2557] Desquod.

[2558] Dot TV for detail.

[2559] Supercreative .com.

[2560] Jamie, anything you want to plug?

[2561] Supercreative .com.

[2562] Supercreative.

[2563] dot tv you get the pointless podcast there the real housewives of horror two guys one up tons of shows joe rogan jihad so good see soon bye bye folks big kiss