Conan Must Go: Jarle (Norway)

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[4] Oh, hey.

[5] I was told to not say anything for the first few seconds.

[6] We were just trying to get your name right.

[7] Welcome to Conan O 'Brien needs a fan.

[8] Tell us your name pronunciation.

[9] So I often just like I often introduce myself as Charlie what is to people not from Norway because it's, I guess, Yarlah.

[10] Let me say this correctly.

[11] And first of all, nice to meet you, Yarlah.

[12] Yeah, that's pretty good.

[13] Yarlah.

[14] Let's go with your real name.

[15] I mean, I don't think we should Americanize it.

[16] This is a global, this is a global venture, and we are now in your country, Yarlah.

[17] That's fair.

[18] So we will say your name correctly.

[19] My name is Konan.

[20] Oh.

[21] Okay.

[22] With six umlauts on it.

[23] On one letter?

[24] Right, yeah.

[25] What?

[26] Six omelots on one letter?

[27] There's two on the O and there's two on the A. That's four.

[28] And then there's like two that just float around.

[29] Oh, I thought you added extra letters and you're just putting oomlots on top.

[30] No, I'm Kunan.

[31] Oh.

[32] You actually know what in Norwegian, that would be like the O with a dash through, which is done a. So, Kernan.

[33] Yes.

[34] That's how I'd like to be known for this episode.

[35] Kenan.

[36] It's perfect.

[37] So your name, one.

[38] one last time, try it.

[39] Yalgala.

[40] Yeah, you're right, you got it.

[41] Yarlah, now, Yarlah, where are you coming to us from?

[42] Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, so not by far the best pronunciation right there.

[43] Yeah, I wonder why.

[44] I think she, I think that was gas, to be honest with you, Yarlah.

[45] I think she burped.

[46] Because when she burps, it's always been, Arla.

[47] Yarlahla.

[48] He says there's like a hugh, right?

[49] Or yarla.

[50] It's like a general R. Okay, we have five seconds left of time to talk to you.

[51] Because we fucking wasted so much time.

[52] And we're out of time.

[53] And we're out of time.

[54] And your goddamn name.

[55] I started giving compliments.

[56] That's the one thing you shouldn't do in this podcast.

[57] Hey, so Charlie.

[58] Hey, Chuck.

[59] Right.

[60] Hey, Chuck.

[61] Where are you from?

[62] Where are you talking to us from?

[63] I'm from Bergen and Norway.

[64] So the far western part of the country.

[65] Western part.

[66] So it's, yeah.

[67] I have been to.

[68] It's like a coast.

[69] City.

[70] Okay, I have been to Oslo, because I performed several years ago at the Peace Prize concert.

[71] I was the MC, the master of ceremonies.

[72] You probably read all about that because I bet it was a big deal.

[73] One, yes, Conan.

[74] Be honest.

[75] Did you have any idea that?

[76] It was, dude, in the streets, like people wouldn't shut up.

[77] I couldn't go to the store.

[78] There were like posters.

[79] Conan, I couldn't get you out of my life for like a week.

[80] I came to Oslo and gave a major performance and I would think that even in Bergen, which I know is the West, are you pretty snotty about Oslo?

[81] Like, we're in the West.

[82] We don't care if Conan goes to Oslo.

[83] He didn't come to Bergen.

[84] Yeah, we're just like pissed at you didn't go to Bergen instead of what to like Oslo.

[85] Like, ooh, the biggest city in Norway.

[86] Okay, all right.

[87] Well, I tried to get out your way, but I couldn't find a reindeer to rent.

[88] So, you'll You'll have to excuse me. Now, next time.

[89] Yeah, next time.

[90] Tell us a little bit about yourself.

[91] You seem like a nice, cool chap.

[92] What are you up to?

[93] Tell us about your life.

[94] Who are you?

[95] So I'm a developer.

[96] So I work for, I just finished my master thesis in like software engineering.

[97] And then now I work as a developer, but I also make a ton of music on the side, which you can maybe tell from like the 50 ,000 instruments.

[98] Yes.

[99] I see that.

[100] Yeah.

[101] So you're a music.

[102] Yeah, I make Norwegian pop, like funk music with my cousin.

[103] Yeah.

[104] Do you prefer, do you have a group?

[105] Yeah, we have a group called the Eder, which is like kind of a jokeish.

[106] Like, we make good music, but like the essence of the music is kind of almost like, like lonely island vibes, if you know what I mean?

[107] Right.

[108] You're, it's kind of satirical, silly.

[109] Yeah, kind of.

[110] And what's the group called again?

[111] But we do have bangers, though.

[112] Yeah.

[113] Check us out.

[114] Okay, get your name out there What's it called EDA?

[115] EDA, yeah, B -D -A What does that mean?

[116] So that actually It actually originated as a joke Because that in our dialect If I were to talk Norwegian And I would say EDA That would mean, that would be translated to Is It?

[117] So our joke was like, if that's the name, every song title is a question Oh, I see.

[118] Is it really?

[119] Some party in here.

[120] Right.

[121] Well, just.

[122] Well, that's a. And we came up with that joke before we started making music.

[123] Well, first of all, to be honest with you, Arla, most parties I attend, that's one of my first questions is, is it a party in here?

[124] Oh.

[125] Is it, so, yeah, I, so I have a question for you, which is tell us about your group.

[126] You have this group, it's two of you.

[127] What kind of music do you do?

[128] Is it high energy, or you guys kind of like quietly, like software developers just playing your MOOG synthesizers?

[129] Tell us about your performances.

[130] I will be honest, though.

[131] I would love to make that type of music, too.

[132] But no, that's more, like, way more upbeat, party music.

[133] We play a lot of, like, our dialect being from, like, Bergen and stuff.

[134] Because we do sound like a bunch of, like, if you have the Norwegian stereotype of how we sound, like the hard or yarr, y 'ar, that's how we talk regularly.

[135] So, like, we play a lot of that.

[136] I'm like the energetic one.

[137] Well, he's the pretty one, I guess.

[138] What?

[139] Well, you're pretty good looking.

[140] You must be a real stunner.

[141] Yeah, I want to say, Yarlah, I've got a thing for you already.

[142] I think you're a dreamy fella.

[143] I can't imagine how good -looking.

[144] What's the other guy's name?

[145] Christian.

[146] Way easier to pronounce.

[147] Yeah.

[148] Yeah, I see why he gets all the attention, because you can say his name.

[149] That's why I'm trying to go for Charlie, Conan.

[150] You see the goddamn problem here?

[151] All right, let's watch the language.

[152] This is a children's podcast.

[153] Oh, crap, sir.

[154] So basically, are you a Norwegian rap duo?

[155] Is that fair to say?

[156] Yeah, that's perfect.

[157] Can you give me a sampling of Norwegian rap just so I can hear it?

[158] Can you rap in Norwegian for me?

[159] Just anything.

[160] It doesn't have to make sense because we won't understand it.

[161] Okay, check it.

[162] Check it.

[163] Don't try to be one minute.

[164] Good morning.

[165] It's time for to lay back sog.

[166] New day, how you out of talk.

[167] Hey, she's only motherfucker, I get broken, and you walken.

[168] Hey, I heard motherfucker in there.

[169] I heard Tolkien and Coborkian.

[170] Yeah.

[171] David, it's a children's podcast.

[172] I forgot.

[173] No, no, no, that's okay.

[174] Wait, the children left hours ago.

[175] Wow, I like that.

[176] Do you want me to try it and I'll give you a beat?

[177] Want me to give you a beat?

[178] No. Oh, no, no, no. You should try it.

[179] You got to sing it.

[180] No, I can't say that.

[181] Much?

[182] Sure you can.

[183] You can do it.

[184] Grudens, strud, nay, but so I can, Greek and Cox called the Tolkien.

[185] I stoned that root and that boot and send a shit like look like a gazooten.

[186] Rappado catacita, reindeer, come on out of Voltas, Tatar, courts can go by everybody lotta.

[187] Oh my God.

[188] Is that it?

[189] That's like Dr. Frankenstein's assistant got stuck in the like voltage meter.

[190] Also, I went into Falco.

[191] Remember Falco?

[192] Amadeus.

[193] I'm already telling you, we're sampling that and playing that off of somebody trying a Norwegian and like putting it in our next.

[194] I would be a little.

[195] I would be.

[196] honored to, I want to be a hit on the Norwegian pop charts.

[197] Is that a possibility?

[198] That is an above 0 % possibility.

[199] I cannot say that it's over 1%.

[200] But it's like definitely like Well, come on.

[201] Mid zeros.

[202] Listen, okay.

[203] Mid zero.

[204] You heard him beatboxing too, right?

[205] It's tragic when he tries to do anything cool.

[206] I think Sumas some kind of like safety feature because I just all got muted out on the way over here, luckily.

[207] So I was spared.

[208] Yeah, Zoom does have a function in there, a special program that prevents me from being a total idiot.

[209] Extreme white boy filter.

[210] Yeah.

[211] So you're half of, what do you dress like?

[212] Okay, I'm trying to visual.

[213] I've got the sense of what you sound like.

[214] How are you dressed when you're performing in Eta?

[215] Well, so we kind of have like a color scheme going where I'm like yellow, just I guess it's an energetic color.

[216] And he's purple.

[217] So I often have like either like completely like one of those colors or like, you know, wear something of that color.

[218] But I like a lot of like loose jackets, like a lot of loose clothes.

[219] Yeah, yeah.

[220] Baggy is more like straight.

[221] Yeah, baggy.

[222] Right.

[223] But I have, I want to like totally get the like has mat suits from Breaking Bad.

[224] I basically just wear that for performing life.

[225] Sure.

[226] Yeah.

[227] And while you're at it, you might as well make some meth.

[228] Yeah.

[229] I mean, why waste the time.

[230] It's not a profitable business colon, so, you know, we've got to make some money.

[231] Well, I think he said meth wasn't a profitable business, and I was about to correct you.

[232] It's because Sona and Gourley have done quite well with their Pasadena operation.

[233] Love making meth.

[234] So I see you consuming a lot of liquid.

[235] Yeah, there's like an energy drink and then some Pepsi clear.

[236] What's going on there?

[237] Yeah, what are you doing?

[238] Different bottles.

[239] I'm a thirsty boy.

[240] What can I say, guys?

[241] Like, I liked my water.

[242] Speaking of which, there is a...

[243] Which is why I have it in the entire bubble.

[244] I've spent some time, as I said, in Oslo, and I know the word didn't leak out West Bergen, but man, was I a hit.

[245] Toast of the town.

[246] They gave me my own Peace Prize.

[247] Oh, okay.

[248] For what?

[249] I thought it was a Peace Prize, and then it turned out it was a mint on my pillow.

[250] The minute I didn't do it, and it was delicious.

[251] But there's this maybe a stereotype that people in your area of the world drink a lot because the days are short and it's cold and you can only take a sauna so many times.

[252] Is that true?

[253] Is drinking a big part of the culture?

[254] 100%.

[255] Like even when we, so for example, like a good example, when I started studying, I started to, you know, I studied like computers, coding.

[256] I thought it would just be, like, because I'm pretty social.

[257] So I thought it would be just me and like a bunch of nerds and I would have to be like, you do the drinking like on my spare time, if you know what I mean.

[258] Yeah.

[259] But then like I started there.

[260] People were amazing.

[261] And additionally, because like developers is quite like a sought after profession in Norway, a ton of businesses would like pay like our faculty to come and essentially party with us.

[262] So they would literally pay to come and present themselves as you guys should work for us.

[263] Also, here's like free beer for the rest of the night.

[264] So we had, that's incredible.

[265] So as an enticement to get young people to work for you, companies there offer you free liquor and you go and you party the night away.

[266] Yeah, free liquor and free sushi or pizza, whatever.

[267] It was great coded.

[268] Oh, can I come?

[269] Yeah.

[270] 100%.

[271] Like, do they check?

[272] What if I just, can I just lie and say that I code stuff?

[273] Do they ask questions?

[274] Oh, okay.

[275] They don't ask a lot of questions, I bet.

[276] And also, you seem Norwegian.

[277] You heard her, you know, I'm a lot of pronunciation.

[278] Yeah.

[279] When I first met Sama, I said, I swear to God, I met the most wonderful Norwegian woman today.

[280] I should have done my homework.

[281] Yeah.

[282] What do you drink there?

[283] I was in Finland once years ago, and they kept offering me Korskenkova.

[284] I know I'm pronouncing it incorrectly, but what do you want?

[285] and that was like jet fuel I mean jet fuel what do you guys drink so Norway I think a lot of people well I myself I drink a lot of gin and I drink a lot of beer and that's most of what I do right try to stay away for that hardest straight or how do you take it I'm most of most I found out like gin and tonic oh I love a good gin tonic yeah we do have a lot of like Norwegian like I think I think the world like the world competition or whatever for gin like a Norwegian one one called Harahorn Harahorn Harahogon Harah horn Not Hogan Hohen, not Hogan Hohen, right?

[286] Harah horn Yeah Harga Hagen Hager hon Oh god Hager hon Hager Hohon That's perfect That's pretty good Hager Hohen Hager Hohen Hager Hohen The one thing I will give props to Oslo It's like their dialect It's actually kind of easy to pronounce Like I'm from Bergen So all they are so like, like, like Chubbacca?

[287] Yeah.

[288] Chubacca was from Bergen in Norway.

[289] Dude.

[290] That's a little known fact.

[291] You almost call them Chubutka.

[292] I did not.

[293] That's the porn version.

[294] I don't.

[295] I've seen it three times.

[296] Here comes Chubutka.

[297] How nice would it be if we did this podcast and we just had a little picture of gin and tonics that we could just take from while we were.

[298] Yeah.

[299] Or we watched porn.

[300] Well.

[301] Yeah.

[302] Yeah, wookie porn.

[303] Yeah, well, it's called Star Horse.

[304] Okay, okay.

[305] But my question, well, first of all, we did that.

[306] We did camp out, and you served a very potent drink.

[307] I showed great moderation.

[308] Yeah.

[309] You showed less moderation, and Sona said, screw it, I can get an Uber home.

[310] Yeah.

[311] And went to town, and you're a babbling.

[312] You got.

[313] She knows how to live life, like our friend, Y 'u 'u 'u.

[314] It's Yaru.

[315] Say it one more time for me, please.

[316] This sounds like You should never have to clear your throat To say your own name Yagalah It's got a little bit of sadness to it Yarlla Yeah Because you guys don't know how to gurgle It's a part of an Armenian The grr I know how to No, it's not a RR, it's a Gah It's a gras It's a lot I can't do that I can't do that, like, I don't sure if you call it cat calling, but I can't do that sound like properly.

[317] I can do like a purry.

[318] That's okay.

[319] You don't need to learn how to do that.

[320] This is how your name is really supposed to be pronounced.

[321] Yarlah.

[322] That's how it's supposed to really be.

[323] There's a whole spectrum of Chewbacca to Predator.

[324] Oh, wow.

[325] You can go like from one end to the other.

[326] Incredible.

[327] You know what I love?

[328] What?

[329] I talk to people from all over the world to try and make a real meaningful connection.

[330] Uh -huh.

[331] And Gorley says, fuck that.

[332] We're talking about what I want to talk about.

[333] James Bond or Stratton or Predator.

[334] You brought up Chubatka.

[335] You did that.

[336] No, I didn't.

[337] You brought him up and I said, I repeated his name.

[338] And technically you just brought up James Bond.

[339] So let's talk about it.

[340] Okay.

[341] He's never been to Norway ever in any of the films.

[342] That's not true.

[343] He's there briefly.

[344] I...

[345] He was there and no time to die.

[346] Oh.

[347] Who's the biggest star in Norway from Norway?

[348] Ooh.

[349] Oh, actually, the first guy I thought of is the, you know, the, you guys have seen Game of Thrones.

[350] Yes, yeah.

[351] Oh, Nicholas Costa Wildow?

[352] Costa Wildow?

[353] No, he's from Denmark.

[354] That's the light guy.

[355] Thanks a light, gorely.

[356] Tormond.

[357] I think that's his name.

[358] Big ass.

[359] Who does he play?

[360] He's that red -headed action.

[361] The red -headed.

[362] Oh, I love that guy.

[363] The red -headed one, the one who was in love with.

[364] Egris.

[365] No, Brienne.

[366] Brienne.

[367] You just, you've immediately, here's your thing.

[368] You're the guy.

[369] First of all.

[370] You just immediately shout out wrong information constantly.

[371] It's fun.

[372] It's like a game.

[373] Yeah, but it's, you know, what island do you from?

[374] Edison, Thomas Edison.

[375] What?

[376] Caramel.

[377] What?

[378] Short charts.

[379] Eagrit.

[380] Eagrit.

[381] Yeah, he's your biggest, he's your biggest star as, what are you drinking now?

[382] This is your fifth.

[383] Oh, my God.

[384] This is your fifth.

[385] How many vessels do you have?

[386] You have had an energy drink.

[387] You're drinking from a large, clear bottle, and you just took what looks like some kind of coffee drink.

[388] And they're all in different glasses.

[389] How many...

[390] I have like a taco tray over here with, like, just rotating drinks.

[391] Like, ooh, what am I trying now?

[392] Mm -hmm, espresso.

[393] I don't, but I just, like, have a lot of stuff from my desk.

[394] Let me ask you a question, Yarl.

[395] Yeah.

[396] How would I fit in in Norway if I came out to Bergen?

[397] How would I be, first of all, what would you and I do together?

[398] So first of all, you would fit in perfectly, Conan.

[399] Your complexion is 100 % like, you know, would fit in here.

[400] And you wouldn't even need like a, like a safety vest on the roads where, because it's pretty darker, right?

[401] You could just like flash your arm and like blind the driver.

[402] You know, I love a Norwegian giving me shit for how pale I am.

[403] That's pretty good.

[404] That's how pale I am.

[405] That's pretty good.

[406] A guy from Bergen, Norway is having a laugh.

[407] at my lack of melanin.

[408] But what would we do?

[409] Okay, I'm there with you.

[410] We're hanging out.

[411] What would we do?

[412] Sell it.

[413] So, we are in Bergen here, I should mention, like, you're not at Oslo.

[414] Right, right.

[415] Screw Oslo.

[416] We have a lot of, so first of all, we have a ton of great musicians from and in Bergen.

[417] So I would definitely want to bring you to a live show.

[418] And it would also be perfect because, number one, I have, like, the bodybuild of a cricket.

[419] So I could, like, sit on your shoulders and I should be able to see anything.

[420] Oh, you're a small gentleman is what you're saying.

[421] I am a small gentleman.

[422] Okay.

[423] So you basically, the main advantage you see of me coming and visiting you in Norway is that you could sit on my shoulders at a concert.

[424] You're a platform.

[425] I'm a ladder.

[426] I'm a goddamn ladder.

[427] I love this.

[428] That's my value to you.

[429] You're famous person.

[430] And he just wants to use you for a hike.

[431] You don't even get to face the stage.

[432] I don't even get right.

[433] You want me facing the other way, which would be.

[434] With his lap.

[435] Yeah, which means that my face is in your crotch.

[436] And his thighs are covering your ears.

[437] You can't see or hear anything.

[438] Right, right.

[439] That's what you want.

[440] And by the way, I'm not saying no. Because I'm realizing, you know, whatever.

[441] Yeah, sure.

[442] I'm down with that.

[443] He's not even asking if you could swing, like, VIP tickets.

[444] He just wants to use me for height.

[445] You want to use my height and sit on me like an inert object.

[446] Yeah.

[447] And also do the wrong way, too.

[448] No, but seriously, though, Conan, we have a lot of ton of great beer over here, which is like native to Norway, because she used to like native resources and shit.

[449] So, oh, goddamn children's podcast.

[450] Anyways, we would go grab a goddamn beer, but we would, I guess, hit the local attractions.

[451] Right.

[452] So I'm a good platform and there's beer to drink.

[453] Yeah, and in that's like order.

[454] And would I get to come check out one of your shows?

[455] dude 100 % yeah you could also be like there your height would also work as like you know come over here you know the guys at the airport doing this I'm not I'm not one of those balloons in front of a used car store that whips around I'm a human being so stop saying oh it's good because people would see you oh you got all blurry I thought I'd been maybe I've been drinking I think my camera started crying because it felt upset by me making fun of you.

[456] I'm so sorry, Conan.

[457] No one's sorry.

[458] You're not sorry.

[459] I put my conscience into a camera.

[460] How do you think my fake Norwegian rap would go over in Norway?

[461] I think people would absolutely just because we're already, I'm not sure if you guys could pick that up.

[462] I'm already pretty inaudible.

[463] And I'm even worse when I was speaking Norwegian.

[464] So I think like your like intelligibility would probably match mine when performing live.

[465] People wouldn't understand what neither of us were saying.

[466] So no one, they wouldn't get a, they wouldn't get offended.

[467] I don't know.

[468] Dude, people love.

[469] I don't know.

[470] Hey, thanks for the reassuring.

[471] No, I said no. Like, people like in Norway don't love, like, I love people making fun of Norwegians.

[472] Every time I see that, I'm like, that's fucking perfect.

[473] Right.

[474] So I, if anybody were to come on stage and like with like gusto and Moxi just perform in Norwegian by with their soul.

[475] Yeah.

[476] People will just like flip out.

[477] Okay.

[478] So you think they'd be okay with it?

[479] They wouldn't get mad because when I make fun of Norwegians in Minneapolis, they get angry.

[480] But I've been struck several times.

[481] I don't know.

[482] We love it over here, at least.

[483] I can't speak for the Minneapolisians.

[484] Oh, please.

[485] Now I'm going to answer anymore because I'm afraid I'm going to get it wrong.

[486] Oh, I don't think you're afraid you're going to get it wrong at all.

[487] Okay, then the answer is Minneapolisites.

[488] Is that true?

[489] No, Minneapolisians.

[490] Is it?

[491] I have no idea.

[492] Egrit.

[493] Egrit.

[494] Egrit.

[495] Go on snow.

[496] New Patrick Harris.

[497] Hey, that was a good random one.

[498] Okay, well, listen, I'm very excited to hear some of the music of Ecta.

[499] How do I find it?

[500] Can I find it online?

[501] No, yeah, it's on Spotify.

[502] It's on YouTube.

[503] Although, I will warn you that we're, because our name is just three letters.

[504] We're like a relatively small group for Norway.

[505] You're 100 % going to get.

[506] Ed Shearren popping up.

[507] We still have a problem with that.

[508] Wait.

[509] I'm Ed.

[510] E .D .A. You're just the E .D. Oh.

[511] Yeah.

[512] So they're like, oh, you didn't mean to write A. You meant to write a space.

[513] And then Ed Sharon, right?

[514] Like, no, God damn it.

[515] I think Ed Shearing calls himself Ed Shearan just to fuck with you guys.

[516] Yeah, dude.

[517] He was in Game of Thrones.

[518] True story.

[519] People weren't happy.

[520] Full circle.

[521] Got them.

[522] Resato.

[523] Great podcast.

[524] Yarlah.

[525] Thank you so much for reaching out.

[526] to us.

[527] Do you listen to the podcast?

[528] Is that how you know of us?

[529] Yeah, 100%.

[530] And I also also be honest, I completely forgot that I submitted a thing.

[531] And then I wrote what I, like, I read what I wrote that I was like, how did you guys say yes to this?

[532] Well, we But thank you.

[533] We actually, yeah.

[534] We only, we didn't, we basically said yes to the band.

[535] Yeah.

[536] Yeah, we're a big Norwegian rap fence.

[537] We put in Ed Shearron and you came back.

[538] Yeah, exactly.

[539] He's your nemesis Right on One day I'll hunt him down Well you don't have to He's so easy to spot He also takes away In the Game of Thrones It takes the redhead attention Away from the Norwegian guy There too Yeah So you guys see He's just like out there to steal Like the Norwegians' attention Yeah Yeah So Around Norwegian's angry at Ed Sheer And is it just you I think like 95 Give or take 95 % are angry at Sheeran?

[540] I'm going to see if I can fix that problem as well.

[541] It's my job to bring people together.

[542] You know, I see that.

[543] Wait, is that my job?

[544] No. No, no. Your job.

[545] I'm not sure what your job is.

[546] Sort of spout stuff and hope something lands.

[547] Yeah.

[548] I think that's it.

[549] Well, Yarla.

[550] Yeah, I nailed it.

[551] No, you didn't.

[552] Well, you let's hear you do it.

[553] Yagla, right?

[554] That is still the best guys.

[555] I have to sell.

[556] Ya 'al.

[557] Yeah, Allah.

[558] It's like a gr.

[559] Yarlah.

[560] You know what you have to do?

[561] It helps to imagine swallowing a clam.

[562] Yalla.

[563] Yarlah.

[564] Or a oyster.

[565] Yarlah.

[566] Yarlah.

[567] I also like the Chewbacca idea.

[568] Yeah.

[569] Yarlah, I'm going to let you go before I completely lose it on the people in this studio.

[570] Who's you talking about?

[571] Oh, we're so scared.

[572] Yeah.

[573] Oh, my God.

[574] What do you see these meat hooks?

[575] Oh, my God.

[576] But it was really nice talking to you And please give my best to everyone in Bergen, Norway And tell those snobs in Oslo they can suck it, okay?

[577] We do it out every day.

[578] All right.

[579] You take care, old friend.

[580] Let me know if you guys are over here.

[581] You'll find out.

[582] The word will get out.

[583] And UCSA platform.

[584] Bye, Yarla.

[585] Take care, guys.

[586] Conan O 'Brien needs a fan With Conan O 'Brien, Sonam of Sessian, and Matt Gourley.

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