Postgame Show: Spliff Notes

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[1] Before we bring in Juju here, let's get to this sound from Daryl Housh Ducet.

[2] Flag football is coming to the Olympics in 2028.

[3] And evidently, I don't know who Daryl Hush Ducet is, but evidently he's a very good flag football player.

[4] He's got a great deal of confidence, and he believes that he would out Mahomes, Mahomes in flag football.

[5] Let's hear what we've got here.

[6] At the end of the day, I feel like I'm better than Patrick Mahomes because of my IQ of the game.

[7] I know he's right now the best in the league.

[8] I know he's more accurate.

[9] I know he has all these intangibles.

[10] But when it comes to flag football, I feel like I know more than him.

[11] Well, he probably does know more about flag football than him.

[12] And Patrick Mahomes just basically sent out a tweet doing what?

[13] Was it a 50 cent meme?

[14] Or yes?

[15] Yes.

[16] Patrick Mahomes is appalled by this.

[17] You know what the meme comes from, right?

[18] It's a video of 50.

[19] It's talk about Floyd Mayweather brought up so -and -so and brought it so -and -so -and -and -and.

[20] And they brought my name the fuck I got to do with any of this.

[21] That's what that.

[22] There's no possibility that anybody can be better at flag football quarterbacking than Patrick Mahomes is.

[23] Correct.

[24] The sports are not different enough for there to be a difference there that anyone in flag football can argue possibly that Mahomes wouldn't be the best flag football player.

[25] I don't know why I'm going to juju on that.

[26] I trust Jujua's opinion on this.

[27] I don't know if Juju knows anything about flag football or not.

[28] I know Juju knows a lot about football because he's been linked to Roger Goodell, as we showed on our board earlier.

[29] Juju, what do you think?

[30] I know a lot of things about Patrick Mahomes, and I know a lot of things about Dush's.

[31] And now I'm Mr. Dushet, so I'm not saying there's any correlation to any of these things.

[32] I just know a lot about those things.

[33] All right, very good.

[34] I remember in, I think I've told you guys this story before, our flag football team was very good in college.

[35] We were coached by all those 90s University of Miami football players.

[36] Yeah, it was a bunch of them.

[37] And they just intimidated the referees.

[38] We got a lot of calls.

[39] But when we went deeper into the tournament, we ended up losing to a team that has a bunch of play calls that are very sophisticated.

[40] And strategically, they had us beat in every way.

[41] And they did beat us.

[42] But then they lost to a single team that had a quarterback that could move like Tyree Kill.

[43] and so I don't actually know if the flag football set at quarterback if you need a different kind of skill set that might make you better as a flag football quarterback at the highest levels of what Olympic football is than what Patrick Mahomes would be simply throwing a football.

[44] It just seems inconceivable to me. He probably twirls like when you're about to tackle him.

[45] You got a twirl routine that you keep you out of his flags or something.

[46] Some hot twitch motion.

[47] I don't know because Patrick Mahomes got Aaron Donald trying to tackle his body from his like soul so i'm not sure what the thing he's doing it would seem like it's easier to avoid getting your flag ripped off than it is to get your head ripped off is it possible i guess what i'm asking you guys is it possible that lamar jackson would be a better flag football player than patrick mahomes that's the guy i'll make the argument that what he's trying to say on behalf of specifically patrick mahomes is in flag football it's less about your ability to chuck the ball downfield or fit the ball into specific tight windows, as much as it is, you might be running what is essentially like an option offense.

[48] So that's the guy.

[49] Lamar Jackson put him at the quarterback position in flag football.

[50] Then we're maybe having a different conversation.

[51] I'd love to see what Douchette, we said.

[52] Unfortunately, Ducet, Hush Ducet, was saying he had a higher IQ, which has nothing to do with the athleticism we're talking about.

[53] Clearly his IQ isn't that high.

[54] Just his high IQ flag football.

[55] I'm assuming, why I'm picking on this dude, man?

[56] He's just some random guy.

[57] I just tried to argue he was right.

[58] I don't pick it on them to call him a douche.

[59] I didn't call him a douche.

[60] I didn't call him a douche either.

[61] I just pointed out correlations of my knowledge.

[62] I would imagine that the thing that people liked on today's show the best was the unequivocal roasting of one poor Chris Cody on video and audio.

[63] Do I have that right or wrong, Juju?

[64] Yes, Lord have mercy.

[65] We're friends like y 'all who needs a wit luck.

[66] Goodness gracious.

[67] I'm like, for 30 straight minutes, people, Caleb Ziegers from YouTube says, draw strings are just Chris's happy place, you know?

[68] They are.

[69] Thank you.

[70] And Billy Hoyle called him drawstring or bell.

[71] I'm like, okay, clever I'll read that one.

[72] But yeah, man, there's a lot of comments.

[73] Everybody, and we got a contest right now on Twitter, on our Twitter handle, the funniest caption gets a free t -shirt today.

[74] He did me because, and we got a lot of submissions.

[75] already so yeah they're taking a lot of shots at my dog do we get a couple of samplings of some of this submission we don't need to anything worth what are some early clubhouse leaders i'm not going to do that to my brother i'm gonna let i'm gonna hit chris and ask him who the winner is of this contest because i don't need that power too much power all right what else do you have for us today in the way of criticism or compliments mike way where says jeremy at the board is undefeated and i think so to bro when my dog get to putting piece and stuff together on them boys i'd be locked in i'm like okay oh oh damn i'm implicated oh damn i like it today they got everybody who who would have thought it all comes back to that josh norman hug that's where it all the grainy surveillance video would have thought i was hoping to see one of your draw strings hanging from that string theory that would have such a good touch also a good i t joke you just displayed your writers ship uh at the end of the show today when you had the good IT joke and then Tony had the good SHIT joke great writing who's on third also too when Amin said about the code switching that made me think there is something I got to share with y 'all it just happens every time I talk to y 'all right now literally in my white voice something about talking to Dan makes me talking my white voice and I try to enunciate more and it just happens brad what about true.

[76] I mean, did that happen to you, man?

[77] Absolutely.

[78] And I've noticed that about you.

[79] On Baum, you talk different.

[80] I'm like, this isn't the same juju that we get on the Levitart show.

[81] Bomb, wherever you get.

[82] I see Jessica's Mattana and I see Jeremy.

[83] I be trying to enunciate.

[84] I've been like, yes, sir.

[85] But where?

[86] And I say, I never listen back to myself.

[87] Your voice goes up a higher note.

[88] It's up here, right?

[89] And you're always, you like asking questions.

[90] On Baum, you've got opinions.

[91] Here's like, yes, I'd like to know.

[92] why do we do like I'd like some opinions from juju right now I'd like look man juju is so I don't know how to tell people how juju suffers these Thursday thunder losses when he goes two out of three but I'm I'm here for you discarding the white voice and just giving us opinions on things posted a hell of a parlay the other day I saw that on this you feel me last oh my god too nice ago I a six piece on top of a three piece.

[93] Oh, my goodness.

[94] But it wasn't with Draft Kings on the Thursday Thunder.

[95] So it didn't happen.

[96] A tree fell in the damn woods, man. But yeah, bro, I got to get.

[97] I'm going to get better because, brother, you should see me and my girl on these Thursday nights.

[98] Our whole existence hangs on these Thursday Thunder.

[99] So please.

[100] And like I say, if you got a loser, screenshot your loser, damn it to me. And I will send you something.

[101] How are you taking the skeins under?

[102] I'm scared of the he throws everything, 103.

[103] miles an hour.

[104] You're taking under on strikeout seven and a half.

[105] That's brave of you.

[106] Yep, he's due.

[107] And the words of Stu guys, he's due because, yep, I love your mustache and I love your girlfriend.

[108] Y 'all are amazing, but you are due, sir, today.

[109] Man, against the Reds, too, in a rivalry game, they strike out a lot.

[110] Juju, I appreciate your confidence in the do theory.

[111] I really genuinely do.

[112] Under on, aren't you guys all scared of unders, all kinds of unders?

[113] I don't, I don't know people or trust people who bet unders.

[114] You're rooting a against fun things happening and you're rooting against your you're risking your bet being done very early right right speak of a transition because that's just a painful subject for me i want to move on for this i'm such a loser Thursday thunders right now but the tv show bad monkey i feel like our brother has done a phenomenal job with that tv show apple plus right now yeah it's three episodes are out right now i watched all three of them last night Bill Lawrence, you are a magnificent man. Vince Vine is being peak Vince Vine.

[115] Like, everything is a joke and a response.

[116] I mean, the cast, it starts study.

[117] And the way episode three left off gets you as back invested as you were when you push play on the show.

[118] Amazing.

[119] We know that Bill Lawrence is an excellent writer.

[120] One of the things that I like most about the show is he is really trying to get authentic Miami and Key West.

[121] They were down here for a while.

[122] Yeah, but I have not seen someone try.

[123] to respectfully capture Miami and Key West, the both of them, with a good deal of budget and money.

[124] Like, he's trying to make sure that people feel the South Florida of it.

[125] Hell yeah, they do, bro.

[126] And I'm talking about they went to the Keys.

[127] They, they in the swamp, they, they, trust me. I'm not going to spoil the alert it.

[128] Go watch Bad Monkey right now.

[129] Do yourself a favor and do yourself a favor.

[130] Lastly, Bobby L. Bobby Ellie says, from YouTube, says, at work everyone to chat brought it today the talent was on fire today love you all and see you tomorrow that's the energy that we love we thank you bobby l thank you uh juju thank you for the punctuation sir good talking to you we'll talk to you tomorrow yes sir