MFM Minisode #4

[0] This is exactly right.

[1] Hey, this is exciting.

[2] An all -new season of only murders in the building is coming to Hulu on August 27th.

[3] Steve Martin, Martin Short, and Selena Gomez are back as your favorite podcaster, detectives.

[4] But there's a mystery hanging over everyone.

[5] Who killed Saz?

[6] And were they really after Charles?

[7] Why would someone want to kill Charles?

[8] This season, murder hits close to home.

[9] With a threat against one of their own, the stakes are higher than ever.

[10] Plus, the gang is going to Hollywood to turn their podcast into a major movie.

[11] Amid the glitz and glamour of Los Angeles, more mysteries and twists arise.

[12] Who knows what will happen once the cameras start to roll?

[13] Get ready for the stariest season yet with Merrill Streep, Zach Alfinacus, Eugene Levy, Eva Longoria, Melissa McCarthy, DeVine McCarthy, DeVine, Joy Randolph, Molly Shannon, and more.

[14] Only Murders in the Building, premieres August 27th, streaming only on Hulu.

[15] Goodbye.

[16] Welcome to the My Favorite Murder Minisode, our little drop of our little drop of, murder for you to get you through your week.

[17] Yeah, we're, we start, we're going to just have a little guy, it's not a full episode, just telling you some of your hometown murders, because we have so many in our inbox that we just like, we need a whole separate episode just to read them to you.

[18] And we know you want to hear about yourselves as much as anything else.

[19] Just like us, just like any human being.

[20] We want to be a part of it.

[21] We're all, attention horror humans.

[22] We're all horrid.

[23] Do you want to go first?

[24] Sure.

[25] Do it.

[26] Okay.

[27] This is from Becky.

[28] Yay.

[29] Hey, Becky.

[30] She says, Hi, Karen, Georgia.

[31] I'm new to the podcast.

[32] My daughter turned me on to it.

[33] Oh.

[34] How old are they?

[35] Yeah.

[36] I love you guys.

[37] I've always loved true crime and helter -skelter -schkelter.

[38] That's such a Jew, the way I said that.

[39] I'm so Jewish.

[40] Hilders -Skelter.

[41] Was the first true crime book I read.

[42] Go bigger, go home, right?

[43] She says.

[44] Here's my hometown murder real -life experience.

[45] In 1987, in High Point, North Carolina, I worked at an OBGYN office running the lab.

[46] We had a patient, Sandy Colthard, who was pregnant with her second child.

[47] Her husband, Robert, would often accompany her to the doctor's appointments.

[48] Uh -oh.

[49] Yep.

[50] Why?

[51] Right.

[52] Doesn't he have a job?

[53] And seemed to be a caring, attentive, and loving husband.

[54] Red flag.

[55] Red flag.

[56] Sandy was as sweet as could be.

[57] and loved being pregnant.

[58] Sure.

[59] Another red flag.

[60] She was a great mom to her firstborn daughter who was two or three.

[61] Shortly after the birth of her son, she became seriously ill. I remember she would come into the office sometimes with Rob and would be so sick that she wasn't able to care for her children.

[62] Her doctor would prescribe a treatment and she would improve for a short time, then get worse again.

[63] She was eventually diagnosed with Gillian Bar syndrome, but over the next six months, her condition can continue to deteriorate.

[64] I remember the day she came into the office and could hardly walk and her doctor sent her directly to the hospital.

[65] If I remember correctly, Rob accompanied her that day as well.

[66] In the hospital, she would briefly improve, then curiously, after her husband would come visit and bring her a milkshake, she would take a turn for the worse again.

[67] Within about a week, she was dead.

[68] An autopsy was performed and showed arsenic poisoning.

[69] They were able to pinpoint the spikes so could tell when each dose had been given.

[70] given, the fatal one being in the hospital.

[71] Milkshake time.

[72] Rob didn't expect that to be a science thing, right?

[73] It's pretty balzy to poison your wife in the hospital.

[74] Yeah, just carry an arsenic.

[75] My God.

[76] Turns out her husband had been having an affair and also had a large gambling debt and had taken out a $35 ,000 life insurance policy on Sandy.

[77] Guy.

[78] He came out in court that he had purchased the arsenic in 1986.

[79] I guess he had the decency not to give it to her while she was pregnant.

[80] What a guy, question mark He pleaded guilty and received a life sentence And the kids were raised by Sandy's parents It was very creepy None of us in the office would ever have suspected That this night's polite, caring husband could do this Hope you enjoyed this one Keep up the good work unfortunately Or fortunately for us listeners There's no shortage of murders out there That's right.

[81] Thanks Becky Thank you Becky That was a good one Oh man, the idea I mean that's so common It's just like husbands killing wives and wives killing husbands where it's just like you have all these other terrible things happening in your life like you're a gambler and you're having an affair and all the stuff so yeah why just add murder to that pile I wonder like I just will never know this until God tells us but I wonder like how many out how many out there like were never caught like how many husbands or wives killed their spouses and just like and it's really it was really sad for them tragic event yeah made she just died, she had this Epstein bar thing.

[82] Giles Bar.

[83] Giles Bar.

[84] Oh, it's so nuts.

[85] I feel like I, at the beginning of that, I thought I knew which one it was.

[86] And then I went, oh, that's probably half of, like, the cold case files for the 2020s that you see.

[87] And they're just like, they're so cut and dry and not that interesting, unfortunately, that, like, they don't even make a cold case.

[88] Also, like, you know, when you're sick and you have the flu or something and someone brings you something.

[89] And it's so nice because you're like, oh, I can't get out of this couch.

[90] I feel like shit.

[91] Someone brings you like chicken soup and you're like, thank you.

[92] And that's the thing that's making you sick in the first place.

[93] Do you think you would suspect it at some point?

[94] I feel like I would.

[95] I feel like maybe because I'm in a true crime, I would.

[96] It would be hard if it's the person you're married to unless you had like a history where you were silently suspecting things.

[97] But no. Which it doesn't seem like that.

[98] That's the case.

[99] Like they're never abusive.

[100] That's the scary part about people like that.

[101] Is there truly like these weird wolves and sheep's clothing where they're like, oh my god he was so nice and polite and probably if the spouse is like i think tells a friend i think my husband or wife is poisoning me they're like you're crazy he's the nicest person to anyone has ever met right you're psycho they're crazy bitch good one carry i mean karen you go come calling you kerry from now on why i don't know it's not even that hot this week it's not um all right this one's from how and the uh the subject line is possible i survived episode two doors down.

[102] So clearly he's trying to get me to read this year.

[103] Well done how.

[104] Hey ladies, I'm a 40 year old man and man is in quotes.

[105] I don't know why.

[106] Maybe he means like man. He's like a man child.

[107] Oh, I see.

[108] Like he should be, he's really more of a boy.

[109] That's a hilarious way to start any email.

[110] A 40 year old man and love the show anyways.

[111] I moved into the neighborhood that I grew up in when I was 10, 11 in in 1988.

[112] There was a group of tenor -so guys that all hung out together.

[113] We were all mean and hateful to each other, of course.

[114] But always were cool.

[115] One guy, Chris, started acting a little on the strange side.

[116] When he got picked on, he would lash out more than normal.

[117] Like I said, we were pretty mean dudes.

[118] He lived two doors down for me. I quit messing with him when he was around 13.

[119] The year I moved off to college, he turned 16.

[120] He skipped school that day and spent a drinking and smoking dope.

[121] according to him he came home and decided to go next door and have sex with the women he what's happening next door just a bunch of women in one room the women he allegedly had done so before somehow he wound up with his dad's 357 handgun and kicked her door in oh he probably meant the woman next door okay the woman kicked her door in when she said she wouldn't let him in he shot her six times she lived my favorite how the hell that happened I'll never know she was a married mom with a couple of kids at the time when he sobered up he was in a field in the country covered in blood I don't even know what he was like it wasn't even there that's the beginning of your HBO series you wake up in a field right what's gonna happen you sit up and you're like eyes high in a field of wheat and blood and blood Equal parts wheat and blood Oh my God Which is worse HBO call us If I have allergies It's the wheat I'm gluten I'm gluten intolerant So it's like really triggering for me To wake up in a field of wheat I just start gaining weight Okay How the hell that happened The surviving part I'll never know she was married mom With a couple of kids at the time Oh sorry blood he went to prison as a 17 year old kid and has been out for a few years now the fuck oh my god the twist and turns not sure about her my parents moved out and i haven't been back keep up the good work hell in alabama no i have questions i know how that was a real wait did he say that they had had sex before well i think he said allegedly so i think what i'm implying or inferring from that is that the kid said he did.

[122] Right.

[123] No, I had gone over there before.

[124] Bullshit.

[125] Yeah.

[126] Wow.

[127] All right.

[128] That's that one.

[129] Okay.

[130] Want me to do another one?

[131] Yeah.

[132] Okay.

[133] This one's real fucked up.

[134] It's kind of long though.

[135] Is that okay?

[136] Sure.

[137] Do you want to read the one about I saw, do you want, I saw a murder when I was 11, or do you want mostly a story about how fucking stupid I was as a teenager.

[138] I'll take B. Just teenager stupid?

[139] Yeah.

[140] Oh, I like doing it.

[141] I like the choice.

[142] That is fun.

[143] It was like match game a little bit.

[144] Okay.

[145] Jordan says, I come from a small town of about 5 ,500 people, and it is home to a small state college in Nebraska.

[146] Nothing too exciting ever really happens, happened here while I was in high school, and apparently I was really going through some shit when I was 15.

[147] Karen, get off your phone.

[148] Sorry, I was trying to find my next one.

[149] Sorry.

[150] I'm missing.

[151] Anyway, this story starts out with school being in session for both the high school and college here in town.

[152] One fall weekend, my friend and my best friend and I at the time decided to go for a walk around the college, and this guy in a red car started to slow down and pulled up in front of us.

[153] Into this gas station parking lot, we were walking through.

[154] He was alone and there was two of us, so I really didn't think anything bad would happen.

[155] Basically, he just asked us where we were going and how old we were.

[156] That's when I'd hold him, dude, I'm 15, you need to keep moving.

[157] to which we replied by saying shit and peeling the fuck out so my friend and I continue on our walk around town and this fucker ends up coming across us again but this time with a friend they tell us to get in the car so we can drive around and talk so going against everything I was raised not to do we get in the fucking car like fucking idiots oh no like I said earlier I was going through some shit and was just acting like a cliche reckless teenager apparently we are not we were not in this car for more than five minutes when they tell us they need to pick something up.

[158] We go to the only liquor store in town at the time and I witness a drug exchange which just freaked my sheltered self out.

[159] I started getting a terrible feeling on my gut about the situation and I immediately tell them my mom is calling me and I need to get home.

[160] I have these two men drop my friend and I off at a house that was a few blocks away.

[161] She's smart.

[162] Like pretending that's her house?

[163] Yeah, she's not that stupid.

[164] Brilliant move.

[165] Where they tell me to get They tell me to get their number So they can take us to a party later Uh -oh Did she do it?

[166] I pretend to get this one guy's number And they let us out We start to walk up to this house That isn't mine And as soon as they drove away We just take off running through back alleyways And backyards to my actual house Blah blah My father who was a probation officer at the time Had a police scanner Fuck yeah They started going off later that night About a girl who was assaulted This girl had been dating one of the men, and they took her to the middle of the country where they get high on whatever drugs they had picked up earlier.

[167] They proceeded to beat the girls to the point where she was missing chunks of hair, teeth, and her face was so swollen and bruised it.

[168] The only way her parents could identify her was by her ankle tattoo.

[169] Oh, no, and especially for the ankle tattoo.

[170] Her body had been beaten, and there was a ton of sexual...

[171] Especially for the ankle tattoo.

[172] Oh, that took me a minute.

[173] I'm sorry.

[174] It was inappropriate.

[175] That's what this podcast is.

[176] I know, it really is.

[177] If you didn't like that, you're going to hate everything.

[178] Yeah, just hang up on us right now.

[179] Click.

[180] Hang up this phone of a podcast conversation.

[181] I don't know if she meant that the only way her parents could identify her and that she was dead or what, but she says, she says, her body had been beaten and there was talk of sexual assault, but I'm not 100 % certain on that.

[182] I could honestly say that this is the scariest thing that happened to me. And if they did it to someone, they were dating, I cannot imagine what they had planned for my best friend and I. Yeah.

[183] Both the fuckers are thankfully locked up.

[184] now.

[185] I can't believe that I ever put myself and my friend in that situation.

[186] I know now to never ignore your gut instincts and fuck politeness.

[187] That's right.

[188] Yay!

[189] Thanks for the podcast, ladies.

[190] You two are insanely hilarious.

[191] Keep up all the amazing work.

[192] This is kind of weird, but I wish I could be best friends with you, too.

[193] I swear I'm a better friend now that I was when I was 15.

[194] Bye!

[195] Oh, bye.

[196] What was her first name again?

[197] Jordan.

[198] Jordan.

[199] Thank you, Jordan.

[200] Way to go, Jordan.

[201] We are our best friends.

[202] You are best.

[203] Because you did it.

[204] You really handled yourself at that age too dude i mean you made a very stupid decision but you got yourself out of it in a smart way it's about reversals all of life is about fixing what you fuck up especially if you can do it like the idea of thinking to lie and say i live right there is so is just inspired yeah love that totally well done your turn all right hey this is exciting an all new season of only murders in the building is coming to hulu on august 27th steve martin martin short and Selena Gomez are back as your favorite podcaster, detectives.

[205] But there's a mystery hanging over everyone.

[206] Who killed Saz?

[207] And were they really after Charles?

[208] Why would someone want to kill Charles?

[209] This season, murder hits close to home.

[210] With a threat against one of their own, the stakes are higher than ever.

[211] Plus, the gang is going to Hollywood to turn their podcast into a major movie.

[212] Amid the glitz and glamour of Los Angeles, more mysteries and twists arise.

[213] Who knows what will happen once the cameras start to roll?

[214] Get ready for the stariest season yet with Merrill.

[215] Zagalphanakis, Eugene Levy, Eva Longoria, Melissa McCarthy, Devine, Joy Randolph, Molly Shannon, and more.

[216] Only Martyrs in the Building, premieres August 27th, streaming only on Hulu.

[217] Goodbye.

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[232] Yeah, I missed that on Tyros.

[233] Wait, wait.

[234] Nebraska.

[235] Oh, okay.

[236] Oh, well, not too bad.

[237] No. All right.

[238] Close.

[239] Because here's the, as I was trying to scan and find my next one, here's the subject line.

[240] Machete murder in rural North New Hampshire and the time I met a would -be killer.

[241] Yay.

[242] She drew me right in.

[243] Hi, Karen in Georgia.

[244] Here's my hometown or close to hometown murder.

[245] I live two towns over, but it's only a 10 -minute drive.

[246] Okay, you're getting by on a technicality.

[247] You got it.

[248] This is Jessica, by the way.

[249] Okay.

[250] Hi, Jessica.

[251] So Mount Vernon is a tiny town in southern New Hampshire.

[252] Nothing happens there ever.

[253] That was until October 4th, 2009, when a mother and daughter were home alone sleeping.

[254] No, she's grabbing my foot, you guys.

[255] I'm going to hold George's toes for this whole thing.

[256] Home alone sleeping when four young men, about 17 years old, broke in.

[257] There's too many young men hanging out together.

[258] Seriously.

[259] They were led by Stephen Spader, who had recently created a club called the Disciples of Destruction.

[260] you fucking nerds.

[261] You asshole, I could beat you up.

[262] You're nerds.

[263] As part of the initiation rights for this club, he convinced the other boys to break into the house and steal anything of value, though other reports say all four boys were intent on murder and were armed.

[264] Spader and one of the other boys, Christopher Gribble, I mean, come on.

[265] Carried machetes, while the other two, Quinn Glover and William Marks, carried knives.

[266] The mother of the house, Kimberly Cates, and daughter James, were in the house.

[267] Spader proceeded to attack the mother 36 times with the machete killing her while Gribble stuck and stabbed the daughter who was only seriously injured but survived.

[268] No, honey.

[269] The boys thinking both victims were dead left, stealing valuable objects along the way, Jamie survived, remained conscious and was able to call 911.

[270] I just got full body chills.

[271] Oh my God.

[272] What the fuck?

[273] All four boys were arrested and another boy who'd help to hide evidence for them was also later arrested.

[274] Good.

[275] Spader and Gribble were given life sentences, but were given the chance for resentencing, given their young ages at the time of the initial trial.

[276] Gribble did request a shorter sentence.

[277] Oh, really?

[278] Yeah, thank you.

[279] However, Spader when offered the chance for resentencing, did not believe that he should be released at any time, saying he is, quote, the most sick and twisted person you'll ever meet and claimed to also be a sociopath.

[280] Both were charged with first degree murder, attempted murder, and conspiracy to commit first degree of murder.

[281] The other two boys are also serving prison time for burglary, conspiracy to commit burglary and armed robbery.

[282] What makes the story even more crazy is that I had a friend who went to high school with the four boys and was friends with Spader who I met once when I was hanging out with my friend.

[283] But I didn't get murdered and I learned to stay sexy because let's be real, nobody is sexy in high school.

[284] I'd like to differ.

[285] If you follow me on Instagram, you can see my throwback Thursday.

[286] No. were you hot as well no i was not uh oh i recently discovered your podcast and i absolutely love it thanks also you should know i have a degree in forensic anthropology and if i ever get a job in the field it's hard you two are more than welcome to come intern or visit i got to get paid i'm also fairly certain you could make short courses in forensics you could take short courses in forensics no i want to make them i don't want to take i know i want i want to i want to teach them.

[287] I want to make them.

[288] With all of my strange percentages that aren't accurate.

[289] My alma mater, Mercyhurst University offers a few.

[290] Nice.

[291] Stay excellent.

[292] You two.

[293] Kind regards, Jess.

[294] Thank you, Jess.

[295] That was great.

[296] How on earth, like, it just seems so weird that four boys of the same age and the same town all want to murder.

[297] Like, yes.

[298] You think one in every so often in every town and different time periods.

[299] Does that make sense?

[300] Yes, but it just made me think of the last podcast on the left when they did their episodes about the horrible high school shooting.

[301] Oh, Columbine.

[302] All I could think it was Cloverfield.

[303] Damn it.

[304] Columnian series, they talked about how Dylan Klebold was this.

[305] He wasn't a nerd at all.

[306] He wasn't the Trenchcoat Mafia.

[307] He was actually an incredibly charismatic, almost like cult leader.

[308] where people, and you've met people like that where like there's something about them that you want to be around them and suddenly they're convincing you to do things that you know deep, it feels wrong but you're like, fuck it and fuck how I was raised and I'm just going to do this and everybody goes through that when you're teen.

[309] Yeah, but it's also like this person is so, everyone likes this person, it's so, so maybe I'm wrong about how I feel and this person's right because I hate myself.

[310] It's group mentality.

[311] Totally.

[312] Yes.

[313] Fuck.

[314] Yeah.

[315] It's amazing.

[316] I think it's easy to come.

[317] kind of get people that like lemmings along with your weird evil plan if you have a strong enough like I don't even I don't even believe in myself half the time I know I mean I don't believe half the shit I tell myself well that's good though yeah because probably most of his bullshit most of it is negative thoughts yeah whereas sociopaths they don't have anything like that they're just intent and hell bent on manipulating you so like if that's if that was his deal he probably made it very easy for those boys to go along with him good one Good one, Jessica.

[318] Or Jess.

[319] Jess.

[320] That was great.

[321] Thank you.

[322] Do we, is that it?

[323] How long was that, Stephen?

[324] It's been like 20 minutes.

[325] Oh.

[326] It might be like 18 or 17 or 17.

[327] How long are we normally?

[328] Like 20.

[329] Do one last one, Georgia.

[330] Okay, all right.

[331] All right.

[332] All right.

[333] So then I'm going to read the one I said.

[334] The other one I asked if you wanted.

[335] Right.

[336] It wasn't a choice.

[337] Because really, we don't have choices in this world.

[338] It's all fate.

[339] We're here to tell you the truth.

[340] That's what we're about.

[341] Okay.

[342] This one's a bummer.

[343] You're ready for this?

[344] You ready?

[345] Aren't they all?

[346] Okay.

[347] This one's called I saw a murder when I was 11.

[348] Please don't use my name.

[349] Yeah, no problem.

[350] Got it.

[351] So August 21st, 1998, it was one of my best friends' 11th birthday.

[352] Oh, no. I don't like the start of this.

[353] Do you want me not to do this one?

[354] It's kind of sad.

[355] Okay.

[356] Well, are you going to get bummed out?

[357] No, I'm fine.

[358] Okay.

[359] I already read it.

[360] Oh, that's right.

[361] Yeah.

[362] So whatever, small town.

[363] we had no idea that our night which our lives would change forever.

[364] Let's see, they go to the party.

[365] They end up at the birthday girls' house with all our sleeping bags in the living room ready to giggle the night away.

[366] Unfortunately, her big brother ruined it.

[367] Oh, no. Us girls went to sleep around 1 a .m., and then her father and older brother, like 23, I think, came home from closing their restaurant in a neighboring town at like 2 a .m. At 4 .06, I remember because I just got my new digital watch with a light and was obsessed with knowing the time all the time.

[368] I was woke I had that too.

[369] I was woken up by, I don't even know what, but I noticed the girl on the opposite end of the sleeping bag moving a lot and seeming upset.

[370] Turns out we were all awake and not sure why.

[371] Then the brother is screaming.

[372] The girl on the end is crying and the parents come out yelling obviously at the brother for the ruckus.

[373] The two other girls, not the birthday girl, and I run into the birthday girl's room and the girl in the end who is crying is telling me she wants to call her mom and go home.

[374] Tell her, it's late and she'll be okay.

[375] And meanwhile, the yelling outside of the room is getting intense while birthday girl is still out there.

[376] Then it goes from yelling to screaming.

[377] And tell the two girls with me to get in the closet.

[378] I hop in after them and close the door.

[379] Girl knew what she was doing.

[380] Yeah, that's right.

[381] From a young age.

[382] We wait for what seems like forever.

[383] So much screaming.

[384] It gets intense, like shrieks.

[385] Then it goes quiet.

[386] Then the birthday girl comes back and tells, us, it's okay.

[387] He's gone.

[388] When we come out, it looks like a horror film.

[389] Blood everywhere.

[390] Bloody handprints and smears all over the walls, blood all over the carpet.

[391] And we turn the corner and see the birthday girl's dad laying on the ground, bleeding profusely.

[392] Birthday girl is on the phone with 911 and her mom had gone outside to find help at the neighbors.

[393] Then the cop showed up and got taken to the neighbors until we went to the police station for statements.

[394] Turns out Big Brother was all whacked out on drugs and thought, girl on the end, saw him doing said drugs, and that's where the whole mess started.

[395] He covered her mouth asking what she had seen.

[396] She freaks out as she shouldn't start screaming.

[397] That's when we all woke up.

[398] He didn't want to be caught on drugs by his dad, so he ended up stabbing him.

[399] He was on the run for 24 hours.

[400] Within the time he stabbed his dad and got caught, his dad died.

[401] Something that rocked the fuck out of my tiny hometown.

[402] Oh, and I had the biggest crush on that big brother before all that happened made me question my taste and meant my whole life the town was Segoin, Texas dude that was dark fucking heavy as shit I'm sorry I always end on the most fucked up I mean but there's it's like that's like well it was insanely cinematic the idea that a little girl must have been in shock when she came back to say it's okay he's gone totally because you don't leave people back out into a bloody, you know what I mean?

[403] Yeah.

[404] And it's so crazy to think that, like, yeah, like all the places my mom, I would go as a little kid for sleepovers that you send your child to be like, oh, it's her best friend, go to a sleepover.

[405] And like, you don't know what the family is like.

[406] You don't know.

[407] Well, these days they do, though, because my niece is nine.

[408] And they all know each other.

[409] They're like friends.

[410] If your kids are friends, you are friends with the parent.

[411] Yeah.

[412] Every single thing about them.

[413] I honestly think that's the reason people are like that helicopter style parenting these days is because they went through weird shit when they were 10 and they're like my kids are not going to ever experience that weirdness.

[414] Even that thing of like you tell mom your mom you're sleeping at my house and I'll tell my mom and it's like that would never happen now because why would you just think okay you're sleeping at the person's house, bye like no you wouldn't have a conversation with the parents.

[415] That's exactly right.

[416] It's not weird.

[417] You get caught immediately whereas like 80s style people were like well I'm going to be drunk in the done so do what you will yeah fuck well I'm glad I'm glad she survived me too that was intense that's a good ending that was like you got to be fucked up from that for a long like 11 years old and that happened yeah that was a good ending that's very traumatizing so you were telling me that at the end of the last minisode someone was like how come Elvis didn't get a cookie that's right we record our mini sods before we record our minisodes before we record our maxi -sos.

[418] And so to us, we were just like in the middle of the stuff we were going to do and all these people on Twitter and I think the Facebook page Mosley on Twitter were just like why would you not give Elvis a cookie?

[419] Well, in my mind, Elvis created like 20 different Facebook profiles and was like, why no Elvis get cookie?

[420] You know?

[421] That fish lover, 64.

[422] A cookie, cookie monster.

[423] Yeah.

[424] Why no cookie for Elvis?

[425] Give cookie to good.

[426] Elvis.

[427] Elvis.

[428] Come out here.

[429] Well, there he is.

[430] Yeah, there he is.

[431] Hey.

[432] What's doing?

[433] So, well, thanks for listening to the minisode.

[434] Yeah, this was really good.

[435] Thanks for sending them.

[436] Keep sending them.

[437] Great job, everybody that got one on this time around.

[438] Yeah, send one to my favorite murder at Gmail.

[439] And stay sexy.

[440] Don't get murdered.

[441] Elvis, want a cookie?

[442] Nah.

[443] Want a mini cookie?

[444] Okay.