#518 - Matt Fulchiron

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[4] Are you drinking already?

[5] You're an animal.

[6] I am.

[7] You don't give a fuck, dude.

[8] I just got off the road, and I've developed a habit.

[9] Ah.

[10] It's kind of my first day off in a long time.

[11] This is the first day off of how many days in the road?

[12] I was gone since June 11th.

[13] We're going to call that three weeks.

[14] Damn, son.

[15] And I was in the Midwest the whole time.

[16] I never came home.

[17] Woo!

[18] And it's nice to see.

[19] Beautiful Los Angeles, California.

[20] Those make you appreciate the fuck out of L .A. Oh, my God.

[21] We got it so good out here.

[22] People forget.

[23] They're not 80 million people out here because it sucks.

[24] No. It's because it's off the fucking hook.

[25] It's really unrealistic, though.

[26] It's a very unrealistic way to live.

[27] We don't ever deal with weather.

[28] I know.

[29] That's what's so funny.

[30] It's all anybody was talking about there.

[31] Open it rains today.

[32] sure do need some rain we never say that even though we're the ones that need the rain yeah we don't farms yeah we're all farming right when people out there say i hope it needs the rain you know yeah they're talking they're literally talking about farms yeah and their livelihood and uh i saw a website out there called uh farmers only dot com yeah which is like a dating site like an exclusive dating site hot farmer dudes yeah yeah yeah picking up on hot farmer gal that commercial's hilarious i wonder farmers will do gayfarmer .com, can you have, are you allowed to say you're gay, and be a farmer and pick up other gay farmers?

[33] How many gay farmers are there?

[34] That's a good question.

[35] There's got to be at least 11 gay farmers.

[36] Oh, shit.

[37] In the entire country?

[38] Absolutely.

[39] Only 11?

[40] No, at least.

[41] That's a worn -out dating pool.

[42] Yeah.

[43] Imagine those poor 11 dudes just banging each other, barns and shit.

[44] All tired from working all day.

[45] I can't even put it in.

[46] Go to gayfarmer .com right now It's hilarious.

[47] No, I'm not having that in my fucking history.

[48] It comes up.

[49] It switches to his first huge cock .com.

[50] and it's just guys swallowing.

[51] That's all good, Brian.

[52] No hoes allowed.

[53] I'm not doing that.

[54] It'll ruin your computer.

[55] It is a weird, very specific dating site, though.

[56] It's the most...