#928 - Arian Foster

[0] We're live?

[1] Yeah.

[2] What's up, man?

[3] How you doing?

[4] Likewise.

[5] I have never seen a single silly statement.

[6] Like, I could kill a wolf one -on -one.

[7] Did so much fucking hype.

[8] So many people are so excited about this.

[9] It's the weirdest thing I've ever seen, man. I can't call it.

[10] It was just I tweet random shit all the time and that just for some reason that everybody had an opinion on it.

[11] That's a weird one, man. It's funny though.

[12] I've seen a lot of people tweet really ridiculous.

[13] shit, but I don't think I've ever seen anything get this much speculation, discussion, debate.

[14] People are mad at you.

[15] Yeah, people pissed off like, fuck you, you can't be a wolf.

[16] I'm like, Jesus Christ, bro.

[17] You got a wolf cousins, man?

[18] What's the do?

[19] Yeah, it is a weird thing, man. It's a weird thing.

[20] The social media today, it must, you know what it's, I think it is?

[21] I think you said it at a time where people were looking for some shit to argue about.

[22] That has nothing to do with Trump.

[23] Nothing to do with climate change.

[24] It's like, oh, we got something here.

[25] Fuck him.

[26] Yeah, I'm glad.

[27] I'm glad I could be that source of distraction, entertainment.

[28] Yeah, it does seem like that, though, doesn't it?

[29] It's like you caught, like, I think it's like peaks and waves.

[30] Because if you did this like the day 9 -11 happened, nobody would give a shit.

[31] They probably, you don't respect it.

[32] It'd probably be like that.

[33] Yeah, exactly.

[34] But I can't believe you're doing this on that day.

[35] Some people are probably, if you did it today, they'd be like, can't believe you say that on National Woman's Day, bro.

[36] Yeah.

[37] It's Gnashed a woman's day?

[38] You want to talk about fighting wolves?

[39] This is what's wrong with men.

[40] This is what's wrong with patriarchy.

[41] I can't call it, man. It was interesting, though.

[42] My mom calling me and stuff.

[43] It's hilarious, man. People I ain't talked to for years.

[44] Like, bro, you can't beat a wolf.

[45] I don't know, man. I don't know.

[46] So do you always just tweet random shit?

[47] Yeah, man. Just randomly, just whatever's on my mind.

[48] I'm pretty active on there.

[49] Well, that's what Twitter's supposed to be about, right?

[50] Exactly.

[51] It's a great platform, man. It's better.

[52] It's one of the, I think it's the best social media platform.

[53] Yeah.

[54] Well, it keeps people from rambling.

[55] Well, it is, it's an extended ramble.

[56] Yeah, well, you can.

[57] You know, you can go on those little one, two, three, fours where people like continue to them.

[58] Okay.

[59] But what I'm saying is, like, if you read people's Facebook, people get so verbose on Facebook.

[60] I couldn't do Facebook.

[61] I can't do it.

[62] I haven't been on Facebook for a while, and the reason why I decided to get off was my grandma requested me. She was like, you know, so Lucy Mays, shout out to Lucy.

[63] She's like, Lucy Mays requested your friend.

[64] I was like, I can't be on Facebook.

[65] Like, my grandma's on Facebook, man. Your grandma's not on Twitter?

[66] She's not on Twitter.

[67] No. Some people that, like, they're not in the public eye.

[68] They don't know what to do with Twitter.

[69] You're like, what do I do with this?

[70] Exactly.

[71] One of my boys just got on, matter of fact.

[72] He just got a smartphone, actually.

[73] Just got a smartphone.

[74] He's been out the loop, man. And so he gets on Twitter.

[75] And he's like, so what do I do?

[76] You just tweet man Say what do I say I'm like whatever you want to say man And it's like It's hard I guess it'd be hard to gain To follow him from scratch Like Unless you know a lot of people Or you have a platform So Well you gotta say something fucked up And then someone's gonna retweet that Yeah And then people start following you I've seen people do that Yeah I think that's where That's where trolling started Oh yeah for sure Being in an audience And just trying to piss people off Trolling is very weird It's like I wonder how many I wonder who has like The most fake accounts Like there's got to be some dude out there that has like a record number like 150 fake accounts just trolls people i don't understand it like well that's because you're a successful man with an actual life that's true i mean that's true i appreciate that man says a lot coming from you but uh i don't know man it's just weird like your whole like uh internet existence is just to piss people all i guess there's humans like that in real life anyway so oh there definitely is that makes sense yeah the definitely is but it's a there's a new thing you know the ability to do it without seeing the person without being in contact with him physically you could be on the other side of the planet yeah it's where i said a matter of fact i saw a um yeah some documentary you were on that you you described it beautifully about how when we first got on the internet and it was that aOL dial up and everybody was just kind of mumbling around everybody just kind of bumping into each other and then we're slowly finding a way to interweave it into our existence it's it was a dope a analogy that you put up to well we're in a weird stage right now where it's gonna so i don't know what it is, what's coming next, but whatever's coming next is going to be way more invasive than this.

[77] It's got to be AI, man. Jamie's got some goofy glasses.

[78] He's got on, check these bitches out.

[79] He's got these Snapchat glasses.

[80] Snapchat glasses.

[81] They have light bulbs in the eye.

[82] Like, look, when you're filming...

[83] That's cold.

[84] Look at that.

[85] So you can actually Snapchat from them?

[86] Yeah, yeah.

[87] Go to my phone and then I put it up.

[88] I don't have to put all of them up and it's not going online.

[89] Oh, wow.

[90] See, this is like just state.

[91] one eventually it's going to be live all the time like contacts right yeah put in contacts that'd be cold that's definitely gonna happen it's definitely gonna happen yeah now when you when you said this shit about wolves right how serious were you have serious fucking around well it's I mean I was half fucking around but it's like when you start thinking about it and breaking it down I really I feel like I can't but like I everybody thinks like I'm talking about like everybody like especially on Twitter like you they're posting these big ass wolves with these 200 pound plus wolves i'm like all right listen like those are rare right right i'm not the biggest human on earth and you're going to give me a picture of the biggest wolf you can find like that's not it's not fair it's not fair right so google average wolf size and i feel like if it was you know my life was depending on it like you you have to think like that right if you run into a wolf and he's threatening you and you're like i can't get him you dead so but i feel like if you had something on you you you you're not you're You'd have more of a chance.

[92] I would have some sort of a knife, something.

[93] Yeah, I feel like I wouldn't be in the woods without something.

[94] But wolves, man, do you know how hard they bite?

[95] Yeah, I've done a little research.

[96] I've done a little research.

[97] I think it's like 1 ,200 or something.

[98] Five times stronger than a pit bull.

[99] Right, right.

[100] I think it's 2 ,500.

[101] I think it's 2 ,500 pounds per square inch.

[102] See if you could find that.

[103] I was looking yesterday.

[104] Yeah?

[105] I think it said a mastiff was stronger than a wolf, which is weird.

[106] It wasn't.

[107] It wasn't in the top five.

[108] A big fucking dog.

[109] Alligators and crocodiles were stronger than that.

[110] A gorilla was stronger than that?

[111] Wow.

[112] I would have never imagine that.

[113] I would have to try to look it up there again.

[114] Yeah, they're eating broccoli and shit.

[115] I mean, strong branches, they get it.

[116] Well, they just have to fight other gorillas for pussy.

[117] Because they have a one -inch dick, and they control a bunch of chicks.

[118] They have to have a good bite.

[119] How do you know that they have one?

[120] I know a lot of shit about gorillas.

[121] That's what's up, man. A little tiny dicks.

[122] That's what's up, man. Well, it's about whether or not the females are promiscuous.

[123] See, when you look at, like, it's actually a truth with humans, too.

[124] But testicular size and dick size is directly correlated to the amount of promiscuous females around.

[125] Really?

[126] Yeah.

[127] So if you're around a bunch of hoes, your balls get bigger.

[128] That's interesting.

[129] What is the evolutionary advantage?

[130] Well, I guess.

[131] Well, you got to sling as much dick as you can because these bitches are just running around with everybody.

[132] Not on National Women's Day, bro.

[133] No, I'm sorry I'm so sorry I'm so sorry You're right I apologize It was so thoughtless of me But that's That's why chimps have big dicks And chimps have giant balls You ever see chimp balls I've never seen a chimp ball Oh pull up some chimp balls There's a There's a picture of this Hairless Chimp Who's sitting there And he has balls That just look like Oh did more Are you kicking back Yeah Yeah okay I see now They're like two Juicy ripe pears Like two Georgia peaches Look at his balls Wow Dude, the size of his fucking balls.

[134] He's so, like, hug, he's so big.

[135] He's so jacked.

[136] That's what chimps look like when you take the hair off of him.

[137] That's crazy.

[138] And that's only, you know, 150 pounds.

[139] So they have a...

[140] Shave this chimp.

[141] No, he has mange.

[142] Okay.

[143] See all his hands?

[144] Like, he's got the skin condition all over his hands and chip.

[145] Yeah.

[146] You do know a lot about chimps and gorrilla.

[147] Well, here's what...

[148] And then even crazier one.

[149] Pull up this picture, Jamie.

[150] A direct correlation between testicle size and brain size and chimps versus humans.

[151] Yeah.

[152] See, that's a human...

[153] That's a chimp brain.

[154] on the top and a chimp ball on the bottom.

[155] And what's the correlation?

[156] They have giant balls and little brains.

[157] If our balls were as big as our brains, we would have a fucking serious problem.

[158] First of all, we wouldn't be able to walk.

[159] Yeah, we wouldn't have a lot.

[160] We would have to figure out some sort of a harness.

[161] I feel like our balls would be bigger, though.

[162] Balls would be bigger than chimps?

[163] Then not.

[164] No, no, no. That would be bigger than they are now.

[165] If what?

[166] If we had smaller brains.

[167] Yeah, probably.

[168] Yeah, probably, I guess.

[169] What they think is that with chimps especially because chimps are seriously promiscuous.

[170] Like, there's no monogamy in the chimp world.

[171] Good for chimps.

[172] They just fuck everybody.

[173] Good for them.

[174] Good for chumps, yeah.

[175] Getting it everywhere.

[176] Yeah, we still holding on.

[177] Which, barely.

[178] We say we're holding on, but it's like 50 % divorce rate.

[179] It's high, man. Yeah, which means 50 % divorce rate and out of the people that are not divorced, how many of those people are living in?

[180] fucking abject misery just constantly being just beating down by life and not not being happy it's an old uh it's an old custom man for sure it's definitely an old custom there's an old quote from thoreau that most men live lives of quiet desperation that's a real my favorite is uh chris rock he said a man is only as faithful as his options yeah that's uh that's a good quote too the uh the chimp thing though what's interesting about it is that guerrillas have figured out a way to hold it down like guerrillas keep all those women like faithful all the females so he's a polygamist gorillas yeah okay well he has a bunch of women he has a harem but the women don't fuck around with any other males other than him so he's got this little dick that's and not big balls either gorillas are Mormons I didn't know that yeah and just giant you know so they're giant and they have you know giant muscles giant faces giant jaws and they could kill other gorillas, you know, by biting them and tearing them apart and shit.

[181] But that's the only thing they use their mouths for.

[182] That's interesting.

[183] Eating branches and shit and leaves.

[184] I don't know why they need that strong jaw then.

[185] Fight off all the other gorillas.

[186] But they're strong.

[187] Super strong.

[188] But so are other gorillas.

[189] I'm always interested in the evolutionary reason as to why things are the way they are.

[190] Yeah, it's fascinating.

[191] So it's like, it's their first instinct to bite, you know what I mean?

[192] Because ours, ours isn't?

[193] I think they show their teeth more than they bite.

[194] You know, they show their teeth They beat on each other Intimidation Yeah, because I've seen Videos of guerrillas Beating the shit out of each other Oh yeah, this is one recently, right?

[195] This is one at the zoo These two guerrillas go at it Silver bags Yeah, and a big gorilla's like About 500 pounds, right?

[196] Yeah, it's a big one I think These dudes just start circling each other But this is just because they're assholes Whoever built this gym You're not supposed to have two silverbacks together like this Yeah, so most of what they're doing is just like It's hard for me to go to zoos anyway, man It's depressing.

[197] Yeah, it's a prison.

[198] You know what's not depressing, though?

[199] They always say this?

[200] The giraffe cage.

[201] Those giraffes don't seem to give a fuck.

[202] They're just so chill.

[203] I had had a bit about it.

[204] They just go so slow.

[205] But they don't, there's no one's eating them.

[206] They're happy.

[207] That's true.

[208] That's all they want to do is just eat and chill.

[209] I did see wild lions get after one once.

[210] Oh, in real life?

[211] No. On the internet.

[212] Oh, I thought you were on safari or something.

[213] Nah, hell no. So I went on safari And they saw some lines I think it got a Gimsbuck or something like that But they said it was crazy So these female lines chased after this thing And then they were there right when it took it down That's crazy, man Nature's scary place, man Yeah That's why I'm surprised You think you could take a wolf Well, I'm not out here trying to hunt wolves I'm just saying in the event If I catch an avid like you look at like a great wolf Right They're small compared to me Well they just shot one that was 182 pounds in Minnesota.

[214] See that one?

[215] Yeah, everybody gave me that picture.

[216] The size of a little fucking bear.

[217] That's a big one.

[218] It was a big wolf.

[219] So, like, that's on this side of the spectrum.

[220] If you go towards the middle.

[221] So what do you think, like, what size?

[222] Like, 100 pounds?

[223] You can fuck up 100 pounds?

[224] I think so, yeah.

[225] I think I just do, man. You know, you're going to take some damage, right?

[226] But you think you're going to come out ahead.

[227] I'm not going to come out like Superman.

[228] I got, you know.

[229] Right.

[230] It's going to hurt.

[231] It's definitely going to hurt.

[232] Yeah, I mean, I might not.

[233] I might bleed out afterwards.

[234] Who knows, but.

[235] But you think you win overall.

[236] Yeah, I do.

[237] What are you about, like, 2 .30 or something like that?

[238] 2 .30 by 2 .30?

[239] You're sizing me up over here, too.

[240] You see that?

[241] A lot of weigh -ins, man. I'm at a lot of weigh -ins.

[242] I'm used to seeing dudes that are not going to make weight.

[243] Yeah, no. I'm like, that guy's not 170.

[244] Yeah, no, man, this could be a problem.

[245] Yeah, nah.

[246] I don't know, you see how you're a UFC or MMA fan, right?

[247] So, like, how hard can humans kick?

[248] Humans can kick pretty hard, but the thing is...

[249] All like I do is catching one on the bottom jaw, and all that.

[250] Not really, you don't think I could break a wolf's jaw with my kick?

[251] I don't think so.

[252] That's crazy.

[253] I think their body gives better than ours does.

[254] Like the thing about people, one of the things about people getting hit is that people resist.

[255] They like tighten up and like that.

[256] That's true.

[257] And that's one of the reasons why people get so hurt.

[258] You ever seen a dude doesn't know how to fight, they get stiff, and they go, and then they get cracked and they wind up getting hurt bad.

[259] But also.

[260] Someone who's like loose and relaxed, I don't think a wolf is going to be worried about you kicking him.

[261] But that's what I'm saying.

[262] So I'm also an athlete.

[263] Right.

[264] So I have a different perspective of I've been in combat before.

[265] Not with wolves, but I've been in combat before.

[266] Yeah, NFL.

[267] I mean, it's basically combat, right?

[268] It is definitely.

[269] But I understand that you have to be as loose with your body as possible.

[270] That's how you exert more energy, more efficient energy than tenting up.

[271] So all that's in my head.

[272] And plus I know what the wolf is thinking for the most part.

[273] I'm going to put up a video of a wolf right now.

[274] I'm going to put it up on my Instagram.

[275] A regular wolf, though, like...

[276] Well, there's just a video that someone got recently that some dude found.

[277] I'm going to put it up right now.

[278] Hey, check it out, Jamie.

[279] Oh, it's posted.

[280] It's going to take, like, three seconds for it to go up.

[281] But it's a video that someone just sent me, and I watched it, and I was like, what the fuck?

[282] And it was a guy on a road, and he saw this wolf, and you could see, like, the headlights are on this wolf.

[283] This wolf's, like, just checking him out on the road.

[284] I'm terrified of wolves.

[285] I'm not saying I'm not scared I'm just saying I mean in a life of death situation Watch this Look at this thing This is a shitty fucking TV When's this guy coming to fix this TV?

[286] It's supposed to be tomorrow Friday Thank God Look at that time That's a big ass wolf Look at him checking you out Hmm But how bold is this wolf That it's coming near a headlight It's like So odds are he probably got his pack with him though Oh yeah The pack somewhere Yeah I mean, unless he got kicked out He might have got kicked He looks like an older wolf He's got scars all over him You know what I'm saying So he might be injured too I don't think he's injured I think he probably just got fucked up By one of the other wolves And he just realized all right I gotta find my own way Moves are scary man I'm with you But you think you'd kill one I do I just do man I think I'd kill a coyote He's got like a coyote Yeah but I might be wrong I don't think you're wrong No coyotes Foxes Fox is easy.

[287] Fuck yeah, I'll fuck a fox up.

[288] Set it up.

[289] It's interesting, man. It's interesting to me how much people have an opinion on wolves.

[290] Like, all of a sudden, these wolf experts come out of it.

[291] Oh, yeah.

[292] Nowhere.

[293] I think you kind of are, though, right?

[294] Well, I know, definitely not a wolf expert, but I know a lot about them.

[295] You know what, man?

[296] I was on a sitcom once, and we had a chimp on the set, and it was a baby chimp, like a two -year -old chimp.

[297] and it had diapers on it was like a little baby and it climbed up on my back just just slapped me a couple of times on the back just to play it was just playing and I was shocked I was like how fucking hard did this baby just hit me this is crazy and I grabbed his little body you know and he was being friendly it wasn't being mean or anything but I grabbed his little body and it doesn't feel anything like a person like you grow up even a strong person like there's a little give to their arms you like even like a fucking power lifter dude like the mountain from Game of Thrones.

[298] I'm sure if that dude was just resting, if you grabbed his arm, there's a little bit of give to him.

[299] With chimps, they're like corded steel, man. It does not, that's why a 150 -pound chip is as strong as a 500 -pound man. It feels like you're grabbing this table, like literally.

[300] Like, it was confusing to me. And then I was thinking in my head, like, I just have it in my head that that thing is, like, I would scale it down, like, oh, okay, but a person was that big, a person would be this strong.

[301] But then when you touch it, you realize, like, that is not composed.

[302] is that the same shit a person's made out of them.

[303] They do other things, though.

[304] Oh, yeah.

[305] Like, you know, they swing around on trees and those muscles develop.

[306] You know what I'm saying?

[307] So you can't compare a human -sized chimp.

[308] No, you can't.

[309] No, you can't.

[310] That's why when you see that hairless one, when you see how jacked they really are.

[311] That's a different.

[312] And plus they got thumbs, so it's like, it's different.

[313] So how big a chimp do you think you can fuck up?

[314] I don't think I could fuck a chimp up, man. Any chumps?

[315] Maybe the baby one that you said.

[316] I don't know.

[317] baby one man might have fucked me up like he didn't know it yeah i'm not i don't know i don't know so you're pretty realistic then we said what you're pretty realistic then yeah yeah so you're thinking like a kick to the face that's the open and move of the wolf got to be got to be and he don't know it's coming he doesn't go it's coming but he's going to leap towards your throat and i'm going to leap towards his jaw hmm i feel like you got to have that mentality and somebody sent me an article too right in russia some woman uh survived the wolf attack and killed the wolf Yeah?

[318] How'd she do that?

[319] I don't know.

[320] I didn't read past she.

[321] See, but that goes back to the whole chimp thing because Russians are built different than regular white people.

[322] I feel you.

[323] I'm not the same.

[324] I'm an athlete.

[325] You are an athlete.

[326] That is true.

[327] I just feel like, I just feel like if you, if you come into that with the mentality of I got to beat this wolf, look, there you go.

[328] Russian woman attacked by wolf axes it to death.

[329] Come on, man. Holy shit.

[330] Look at her.

[331] Wow.

[332] She probably hopped up on vodka.

[333] She's 56.

[334] She's probably drunk.

[335] From Dagestan.

[336] Well, those Dagestan people are hard as fuck.

[337] That's where Habib Nurembergometov is from.

[338] It's a bunch of tough fighters from Dagestan.

[339] Dagestan's filled with just straight killers.

[340] I like we have the information, man. Like right on hand, man, anything.

[341] Jesus Christ.

[342] What is that human Ken doll up in the upper right -hand corner?

[343] Can't breathe properly due to plastic surgery?

[344] Oh, Jesus Christ.

[345] Look at that guy's face.

[346] What the fuck, man?

[347] What doctor did that?

[348] They should find out what doctor did that That's a dude I guess it's a dude It seems like a not real thing That seems like Physically With the help of plastic surgery Don't even I don't want to hear this thing talk Jesus What the fuck is that That's the world we live in today man The thing you'd have going for you Is that a wolf doesn't really want to fight to the death They just want to kill you Exactly They want to kill you If they might be a problem I'm gonna get the fuck out of here They say that about like mountain lions I don't want to see no mountain line either man I don't want to see one either but if you get attacked you're supposed to fight back I heard because my girl right now she's from the northwest area and we went on this little hike once and so she told me while we were there was like oh you know so they have mountain lion they had little packets on how to deal with if you see a mountain line I'm like if you'd have told me that there was mountain lines here I would not have came but anyway so I'm reading the I'm reading the pamphlet and they say if you get big they usually like they back off yeah they back off They're kind of scared.

[349] You throw your arms up in the air and yell.

[350] Yeah.

[351] They say if you have a kid with you, you're supposed to pick your kid up and hold it over your head.

[352] Man, I'm not sure about that.

[353] Yeah, I don't know.

[354] But people have killed mountain lines before with knives and shit.

[355] If you have a knife and you get attacked by mountain lion.

[356] See, there you go, man. It's possible, man. That's all I'm saying is it's possible, man. Well, you definitely have to fight.

[357] You don't want a wolf to just eat.

[358] You just lay there.

[359] And if you have that mentality, dog, you just have to, like, it's just whatever.

[360] It has to be.

[361] It's a mental, because I'm an athlete, so I come from, like, the mode of, like, it's either hit or be hit, kill, it'll be killed.

[362] Like, people out here trying to break my bones.

[363] So, like, you have to have kind of a psychotic mentality.

[364] Well, you definitely do to play NFL.

[365] Yeah.

[366] There's no doubt about that.

[367] I mean, when you're, you're staring down a team of super athletes and you're just going to collide with each other or try to get across lines.

[368] Yeah.

[369] And that's a totally different way of living your life.

[370] It's weird, man. Than 99 % of the world.

[371] Yeah, I tell people, like, I've had 14 surgeries in my career.

[372] Jesus Christ.

[373] It's just crazy.

[374] Like, it's normal to me, and it's normal to people that are playing the league.

[375] Like, after the season, like, usually everybody gets a surgery of something that's been by the point.

[376] What have you had done?

[377] I've had meniscus several times.

[378] I've had Achilles back, my pinky, my shoulder.

[379] I actually played all of my 2010 season with a broken collarbone.

[380] Jesus Christ.

[381] Yeah, I did that game three.

[382] And it's still broke.

[383] You can still feel it.

[384] With a broken collarbone?

[385] How did you do that?

[386] Mine of what matter, man. Because at that time, I went on draft it, right?

[387] So I had just got my shot to start, and it was game three, and I was having a really good season.

[388] And it was either, like, in the NFL, if you're not already paid, like, your position is up for grabs.

[389] And so it's either you push through it or somebody going to take your spot.

[390] Wow.

[391] And so that was my time to shine, so I was like, pain killers, man. So could you feel it moving around?

[392] Mm -hmm.

[393] It was weird.

[394] I had to protect it My brother -in -law has like a metal piece there He lost his in a BMX accident They put like a titanium rod Yeah, I think I need that man Because like right now it's dipped in You can feel it, it's like dipped in Did you ever like get it looked at?

[395] Nah, because I didn't want them to know I was hurt And so because like they bring that They bring that shit up like during when you're negotiating your contract I was like oh well he missed this because he was hurt And they bring that they use it as leverage against you And so 2012 was when I signed my contract The day after I was like You guys want to let y 'all know I broke my collarbone two years ago.

[396] And they were like, no way.

[397] I was like, no way.

[398] So I was like, get an x -ray.

[399] Wow.

[400] And so we got an x -ray.

[401] He was like, holy shit.

[402] You did.

[403] I would be impressed.

[404] I'd be like, that's a guy I won on my team.

[405] This fucking dude played with a broken collarbone.

[406] It's a bittersweet, right?

[407] So like, as soon as you tell him that's what happened, then it's like, oh, well, he gets injured.

[408] Like, it's a weird.

[409] What, he's human?

[410] Who the fuck doesn't get injured playing an NFL?

[411] I mean, you would think that's the rational way to go about it.

[412] Do you know anybody who's played pro football who didn't get injured?

[413] I mean, how is it even possible?

[414] I don't feel like it's possible.

[415] I haven't seen anybody.

[416] I watched the Super Bowl, and one of the things that I was thinking was like, okay, you're watching all these dudes run and collide with each other and watching all these tackles, and, like, I was trying to stockpile.

[417] I was like, in my head, I was like, how many injuries am I watching here?

[418] You know?

[419] Because a lot of times dudes will walk off, and then later that night, they'd be like, oh, man, my fucking back is killing me, right?

[420] It's the worst, man. And then you get a diagnosed, and there's some sort of a bulging disc or something.

[421] The problem I had, because most of my issues that kept me off to fill were like soft tissue injuries, which you can't, I can't run with a, when my handstring won't give, but like all the rest of my stuff, my problem became like my pain, my tolerance for pain, my threshold, it became so high that like I don't even know what hurt and what was normal.

[422] So like I'm still kind of dealing with a lot of those aches and pains and stuff now, but it's like you just push through it because the pain was normal.

[423] You just get accustomed to it.

[424] Yeah, you just pain becomes a part of life.

[425] wow did you always know that like when you were I'm sure you played in high school when you played in college did you always know that this was eventually going to lead to like a point where your body just wasn't going to be able to do it anymore I mean did you think about that you say that right and people tell you about it but you know they say ignorance is bliss like you don't know it's it's it actually affects you until it actually affects you and so like you're like one of the worst games I've ever been a part of was we were playing Chicago in 2012 I think and it was raining and so they just running the ball the whole game and the next day I woke up like I'm limping like walking towards the bathroom like I couldn't it took me about five minutes in my bathroom's like right there so it took like five minutes I was like literally like limping my body was just beat up most of the painkillers were off from the game and like when you're going through it you don't really realize it but like towards the end of my career that's that's kind of why I decided to walk away because I was like is is it worth it anymore you know what I'm relatively healthy I can walk I can walk you know who knows what I've done to my brain you know that that the onset of that comes on years later but after a while it was just stopped being worth it to me anymore plus I kind of just fell out of love with it that's a weird place to be right yeah now when you when you're saying like you don't know what's going on with your brain do you notice anything now nothing that haven't no I mean I've had I definitely had concussions before and and earlier on like the CT stuff kind of um that was like like 2013 14 is when the science really started and the news media uh really started talking about it um but growing up like it was kind of just called a dinger like you just got done you know what you got dinged and no one worried about the consequences so we didn't really know and so it was just it was just part of it was just part of it i've definitely had concussions before where you like not really sure where you are but like somehow your subconscious knows what to do when you play wow yeah it's weird man so you're out of it because you got cracked and you're just kind of going through the game anyway keep playing do you remember it afterwards uh parts parts that's that happens a lot to fighters like they'll get dropped in the first round and then they'll be on their corner in the like the fourth round like headed into the fifth and they'll think it's the second round too and then the coach will go hey man you fought three more rounds than you think you did they're like what Yeah, it's crazy.

[426] This is the second round, right?

[427] No, it's the last round.

[428] What the fuck are you talking about?

[429] And it's amazing to me that people are able to function on such a high level, not really conscious of what's going on.

[430] That's got to be your training, right?

[431] Yes, that's all training is, is you're training in your body to become second nature.

[432] So now when you were in high school and you were in college, was there any talk at all about brain damage?

[433] Was there any talk about CTE or the...

[434] Not really.

[435] Nobody worried about it.

[436] No, it was just not.

[437] it wasn't the science wasn't completed i'm pretty sure there were there were neuroscientists saying like your brain damage is real um but the science wasn't as definitive as it is now right but no one connected it the way they did with boxing uh not to us not to me um you know like like now people are are worrisome about putting their kids in youth leagues and stuff like that and they're even talking about not letting youth leagues happen have tackle football at all which i'm an advocate for i don't think think there's a there's no point for it um like my kid my my sons are not going to play football no no wow that's crazy but you you made up my body so so they can have a uh uh a free ride or whatever they want to do man what if they want to play football i'm gonna say sit down man you got you got trust for him man relax yeah but what if they want to be their own man you know there's not i'm not going physically stop him i mean i probably could but um i would i would i would I would seriously sit him down and let him know the consequences.

[438] Show them people and show them the risk factors involved.

[439] Like, it is not worth it.

[440] I know you want to, and I mean, as much as a son wants to walk in his father's shoes, it's just not worth it, man. Right.

[441] It's really not.

[442] And you're probably not going to be as good.

[443] That's just how.

[444] What if you kid wanted to fight?

[445] Like a box?

[446] Yeah, box or kickbox or MMA or something like that.

[447] I wouldn't advocate that either.

[448] You wouldn't let them do that.

[449] No, I'm pushing them to go towards.

[450] like education.

[451] I want them to be scientists.

[452] Like if I had to do it over again, I wouldn't have never play football.

[453] Really?

[454] Yeah, I'd be a scientist.

[455] Not even.

[456] You would start from the beginning.

[457] Like, if you could go back to college and knowing what you know now.

[458] Wow.

[459] Not even close.

[460] And just because of the damage to your body?

[461] Well, that and so it's a weird it's a weird thing.

[462] So like you're in your prime physically as a man, but you're in your infancy mentally, right?

[463] Right.

[464] And so, like, I'm just now figuring out who I am and what kind of man I want to be.

[465] And while you're in your prime, that's when you're in the public eye.

[466] So you have to deal with all of that on top of figure.

[467] So you're figuring out who you are in a fishbow.

[468] And it's a really weird, really weird thing.

[469] So I don't even want to deal, like, any kind of recognition or any kind of fame or whatever people want to call it.

[470] Like, I don't like it.

[471] I don't want it.

[472] I feel like the best, to me, the best society would be artists and scientists.

[473] That would be an ideal society to me. Wow, that's an interesting take on things, considering how successful you've been playing football.

[474] I mean, playing football obviously was very financially rewarding to you, made you famous.

[475] For sure.

[476] I mean, if just some regular dude went on Twitter and started talking about, I could take a wolf one -on -one.

[477] Nobody would give a fuck.

[478] Nobody will care.

[479] They'd be like, shut up, stupid.

[480] I doubt anybody cares anyway, but it's just.

[481] I'm fucking my Twitter exploded when I said you were coming on.

[482] They're like, you better school him.

[483] Tell him about wolves, man. My uncle shot a wolf, man. I was going to kill his whole family.

[484] I don't know, man. It's a weird like once you get to that financial summit that everybody strives for that American dream, you realize that there is no there.

[485] And if you ain't happy with $10, you're not going to be happy with a million.

[486] It's just not going to have.

[487] happen.

[488] Now, granted, there are some things that you need, you need monetary value in the society to, to a certain extent.

[489] I think they did this study, it's like, after $75 ,000 a year, money can't buy happiness.

[490] So everything else out there is kind of, it's just luxury.

[491] And really, if you put in perspective, I think, like, 35%, I mean, if you, if you make $35 ,000 a year, you're in the top 1 % of wealth in the world.

[492] Yeah.

[493] Something like that.

[494] So it's all about perspective, man. And once it took me to get to that financial summit to understand that, unfortunately.

[495] But the weird thing about it is once you tell people that and you're on top of this financial summit, it's easy for you to say.

[496] I'm like, all right.

[497] Of course.

[498] Yeah.

[499] Yeah, easy for you to say.

[500] I know a lot of miserable millionaires, man. I do too.

[501] It's really interesting that you said that, like, growing up and figuring out who you are while you're in a fishbow and you're also involved in not just, you're not just in a fishbow, you're involved in like this competitive fish pole where your your value is being judged by your ability to cover distance and speed by your ability to score points or stop people from scoring points that's kind of crazy too it's um football is not a place for like thinkers and I'm not I'm not saying that I'm the only person that has these thoughts but it's like if you if you like question authority and you're questioning a lot of things like football's not the place for you because if you're inquisitive at all It comes off as arrogant, and it comes off as, like, disruptive.

[502] And I never was.

[503] I was always just, like, why we do things this way?

[504] Like, why, like, especially, like, in college, right?

[505] So, like, football has this, like, weird relationship with coach the player that, like, you can talk to other men, like, you can treat them like shit.

[506] So the coach can yell at the player, you piece of shit, you're not doing this, you know, right?

[507] But if I used, if you was working, you were.

[508] in that Home Depot and your boss comes like you piece of shit you didn't stock that box like it'd be like you'd be calling HR you know what I'm saying but it's just a weird for some reason in that arena it's okay and like I was like listen man if you want me to do something like I used to tell my coach like don't yell at me like there's no reason for you to yell at me because like one -on -one you know what I fuck you up easier than a wolf yeah man it just didn't make any sense to me like why on this field is it okay but as soon as we walk up this field you wouldn't you wouldn't you wouldn't dare yelling me like that.

[509] Why is that okay?

[510] And plus you're a hothead coming out of high school.

[511] I mean I was at least and a lot of us are because you just come from those neighborhoods where...

[512] Do you think that's just because they have to control these big groups of super athletes so they have to kind of posture and like yelling them like you would yell at like a guard dog or something like that?

[513] It's cattle.

[514] Right.

[515] So you just have to you just have to...

[516] It's that same own mechanism of fear, right?

[517] So people rule by fear.

[518] So you rule with the bigger stick.

[519] So that's how that's how humans have done it for centuries I mean that's just how they get into your head about hold this leverage of you I have fear I have your scholarship I have this I have this and if you don't do what I say all that gets taken away and it works but for me it didn't I was like I don't I'm but but in because of that you're labeled as like a trouble yeah like that was part of the reason why I didn't get drafted I found out like the the coaches said that I was I wasn't coachable I was like not that I was wasn't coachable man i just didn't like getting yo that wow that's bizarre yeah i've seen that before i've seen coaches screaming at athletes that could kill them and you don't see that in other sports you definitely don't see that in mama well in mbma also like the coach relationship with the fighter is like a father -son relationship in a lot of ways like they're like brothers or the very least family you know that's like an intense bond i'm not saying every coach is like that but it's a lot it's a say it's definitely a culture.

[520] Yeah.

[521] It's definitely a culture.

[522] Do you think that's changing, like with this whole Kaepernick thing and people are sort of aware of people being more socially conscious, more aware of people like using their fame for a platform to voice their opinions on certain social issues?

[523] Is that changing?

[524] I think it has to.

[525] Because, well, social media is just changing everything.

[526] It's changing the way we think.

[527] It's changing the way situations are monitored because it's like there's a camera with you everywhere.

[528] But I think in a bigger sense, athletes in general are becoming more outspoken.

[529] Athletes are becoming more well -versed.

[530] They're really understanding their brand power.

[531] And with that, you have to change the way things have been done in the past.

[532] Like simple stuff like training camp, right?

[533] Training camp used to be two days, full pads and you're hitting all the time.

[534] You can't do that anymore because the athletes are getting bigger, stronger, and faster.

[535] So if you want your cattle to last longer, you've got to take care of them when you're practicing.

[536] That cattle, that's just talk like that.

[537] It's so disturbing.

[538] It's the truth, though, man. I know it is.

[539] I know it is.

[540] That's why it's disturbing.

[541] We get conversated heavily in the NFL.

[542] The NCAA is just a whole other conversation.

[543] Those crooks don't pay their employees, but as far as the NFL, you get compensated.

[544] And you know the risks.

[545] For the most part, you know the risks going into the NFL.

[546] So, like, I chose to do this at a young age.

[547] I'm glad you just said that those crooks don't pay their employees because that is a dark and dirty fucking business.

[548] College sports?

[549] I hate it.

[550] I hate it and I don't have anything to do with it.

[551] But I watch it.

[552] I'm like, that's cool.

[553] When you find out how much those fucking schools get from all those people in order to make sure that their team is successful because the alma maters want to, yay, we fucking won again.

[554] And they get billions of dollars.

[555] They're a fucking huge, huge business.

[556] And the athletes don't get paid any.

[557] No, man. I've told, many times I've told my side of that story, man. I don't, I'm not a fan at NCA at all.

[558] I don't, I'm not a fan either.

[559] I think it's, it's stealing.

[560] I think they're stealing from those athletes.

[561] And you're ruining their careers, most likely.

[562] If you do four hard years of college football, what are the odds you're going to get out of that without a permanent injury?

[563] I had, I think, three or four of my surgeries came from college.

[564] Yeah.

[565] It's, it's tough.

[566] And you're playing for free.

[567] And you play for it.

[568] And my buddy.

[569] But hey, you get an education.

[570] See, that's the thing that kills me, man. When people say that, that piss you know.

[571] Yeah, they always like to say that.

[572] I hate that.

[573] So when I first went to school, I wanted to study astronomy.

[574] Like, that was what I wanted to study.

[575] So I went to my academic advisor, and I was like, okay, this is what I want to do.

[576] Like, it took me, like, a year to figure out, okay, this is what I'm going to do.

[577] I was in love with the stars in the college.

[578] I just wanted to know about it.

[579] And as soon as I said, it's like, oh, you can't do that.

[580] I was like, why?

[581] Because those classes conflict with the practice schedules and the meeting schedules.

[582] And I was like, well, shit.

[583] And so I had to wait another year in order to find what I wanted to do and ended up settling for philosophy, which was a cool major.

[584] But it wasn't, it didn't, I feel like if I would have got influenced by astronomy early on, then it would have changed my trajectory.

[585] It would have changed the way I thought about a lot, or I'd arrive to the conclusions that I met now a lot sooner.

[586] Yeah, the whole you're getting an education thing.

[587] Are you getting a real education?

[588] Hell no. Hell no. It's about a month, maybe maybe a month or three weeks after the season before you go in the spring ball, which is like you're up at five in the morning, lifting, running, yada, yada, yada.

[589] But there was like a three week period where they leave you alone and you're just like a regular student.

[590] And I did not know what to do with my time.

[591] I'm like, how are these people not ace in their classes?

[592] Like I didn't understand how, I mean, granted, they were taking tougher courses.

[593] But it's just like you have so much time.

[594] I didn't know what to do in my time because whereas before I'm up early in the morning, lifting weights, running, then going to class, then after class, get a little lunch, then go to another class, then you come back and you're in meetings.

[595] And after meetings, you go to practice and after practice, you can find some kind of energy to study.

[596] Yeah, well, give me a rundown.

[597] So, like, what time of morning would you get up?

[598] So when you're in school?

[599] Usually I had some of the most of my class were the 8 o 'clock class.

[600] So 8 a .m. you're up?

[601] No, I was up before that.

[602] So, and depending on a day, so you have to get a workout in, depending on everybody, every strength coach has a different protocol.

[603] So you have to lift at least three times a week, three, three, two to three times a week.

[604] And so you either lift before class or before practice or after practice.

[605] So you have to, you have to find your time.

[606] After practice has got to be hard, right?

[607] Yeah, I mean, you're, yeah, really then you're just kind of going through the motions.

[608] So, but do you, do you want to do it before practice?

[609] Because then you might be tired when you go into practice.

[610] You might not perform up to the best of your abilities?

[611] I was not the best of that.

[612] I used to get in trouble a lot because I was like, there's no way you guys can expect me to do all of this shit.

[613] I used to get in trouble a lot for skipping weights.

[614] And I wasn't big on weights anyway.

[615] Like, I was like, I didn't see, like, because we had a lot of Olympic weight lifting.

[616] And that's kind of changing, too.

[617] We had a lot of, like, dead lifts and squats and shit like that.

[618] And I was never a fan of that stuff.

[619] I was like, this is not conducive to being successful.

[620] What do you think is plioles?

[621] or plios like yoga yoga would have been if we had like a yoga I'd have been there every time because it's like you're getting loose any kind of being limber is more important to being strong in my opinion especially in my position in my position I mean there are some there are some positions like the linemen and offensive linemen where you got to you got to push but I'm not one of those I wasn't one of those positions being a running back like DBs receivers like stay limber stay hydrated with good nutrition so for you it's more important to be flexible and to be able to move your body in like very fluid ways so to be able to avoid takedowns to be able to avoid somebody trying to tackle you you you you're more pliable better in my opinion yeah that's interesting that's an interesting way of looking at it so you would they would force you to do a certain amount of lifts yeah you got to do a certain amount of lifts and then you got to go to class and you got to stay up and then what you're doing these lifts are they supervised or you have to do it yeah yeah we have coaches in there so that's another thing that bothered me too was like I was like a rebel man because it's like they would follow you around the wait room right because some guys liked to like you know try to try to jerk the system and I'm like like this is what I want to do in my life like I'm not going to cheat myself like stop following me around right it was long yeah it was like weird and then they have class checkers that follow you make sure you go to class class checkers yeah and it's just like bro like I just feel like a little kid man like get out my face and so like after a while that just wore on me and like the whole I don't, you know what I'm saying?

[622] You don't get on me again.

[623] People from Tennessee hate me, bro.

[624] It's weird.

[625] People from Tennessee.

[626] Why?

[627] I went to, I went there.

[628] And for some reason, anytime I say anything about the NCAA, they think I'm talking about Tennessee itself.

[629] It's weird.

[630] They're like, fuck you, man. Like, I still have people, like, to this day.

[631] Matter of fact, yesterday in my mentions talking about, like, fumbles I had from like 10 years ago.

[632] I'm like, it's weird, man. People are awkward, man. Well, people love.

[633] to bring up things that you've done wrong but i was like 18 years old be like they love it they love it it's funny it is funny what you're so you would get up at the morning and you would have to figure out when you're so would you schedule your lifts in it's not it's not necessarily a schedule it's more like a um whatever suit your schedule the best so if you have an eight o 'clock class you'd get up you could either go before class or whenever your break is during and how many classes are you doing a day uh it's probably like two or three and what are you supposed to keep up a certain GPA?

[634] Yeah, 2 .5.

[635] So you have to keep up a 2.

[636] What is that?

[637] Like a C average or something?

[638] C. Yeah, C average.

[639] So you would go to your class, you do whatever you got to do, and then how many times a day you're practicing?

[640] Once a day.

[641] Once a day.

[642] You have meetings.

[643] Meetings are like an hour, 30.

[644] And the meetings are essentially like going over strategy.

[645] You go, yeah, you get your playbook, your game plan, watch film on the other team or yourself.

[646] Is it hard to motivate yourself watching all that shit?

[647] Yeah, after a while for me because my quarterbacks are different they don't have to um exert as much physical energy as we do and they're they're more on a mental game so they have to know the defensive games that the defensive coordinator is playing right so what coverage there and why they're what the safeties are doing they have to know all that as a runner back you kind of have to know but um not as much you kind of just have to know where their blitzes are coming from I don't bore you with the with the intricacy but uh after a while I didn't need to watch much film in order me to get my assignment then so a lot of the time i'm just sitting there wasting time a lot of guys feel like that too yeah i would imagine you sitting there watching some stupid plays yeah i always told my coaches especially in the league like you could give me my game playing like saturday before the game and i'll execute like i didn't need i think a lot of what they do in the NFL's just reinforcement it's just over and over and it's repetition it's repetition.

[648] And after a while, especially if you're a veteran, like, you don't need, that's why Brett Farv, like, when he was deciding I'm going to come back or not, he was like, I would love to, but all that other shit.

[649] I don't like doing all that, the meetings and that.

[650] That's what kept him back?

[651] Yeah, man. Really?

[652] It just gets old.

[653] It gets super old, man. If you know what you're doing and you were well -versed in your craft, you don't need half of that shit.

[654] And this is terrible for the younger cast that are listening.

[655] Yeah, wow.

[656] Yeah, I need it, man. Well, there's something about a guy like Brett Farf, too, with all that fucking gray hair, all grizzled old veteran.

[657] He's a goat, man. Still wanting to do it?

[658] He's a goat, man. Crazy, right?

[659] He's a goat, man. It's just crazy that he still wanted to do it.

[660] I mean, how many times that guy had been dinged?

[661] That's what I'm saying.

[662] I don't get hit a lot, though.

[663] Like...

[664] Get hit enough.

[665] Yeah, I mean...

[666] You know, Jim McMahon's all fucked up now.

[667] I mean, most ex -players are.

[668] Yeah.

[669] Most ex -players are.

[670] I was reading that Sports Illustrated article about McMahon and then...

[671] He did an interview on one of those sports radio stations.

[672] I was listening to it.

[673] It was disturbing.

[674] He was talking about he'll be like somewhere and he just totally forgot how he got there, where he's going, why do I have my keys in my hand?

[675] Where am I going?

[676] Yeah.

[677] I mean, it's part of the unfortunate part of the process.

[678] So they would follow you around.

[679] They'd make sure you go to classes, like what's some do with a clipboard?

[680] Yeah.

[681] Mr. Foster?

[682] Some GA.

[683] Have you gone to your math class today?

[684] They wouldn't say anything, though, right?

[685] So they wouldn't say anything.

[686] So, like, they would send them and they would check and see if you're in there.

[687] And if you're not in there, they'll report back to the coach.

[688] I'm like, oh, he missed so and so.

[689] And then you got to go up to the coaches.

[690] I was like, why weren't you?

[691] I'm like, the crazy shit is, in college, that's where you kind of learn how the time management as, that's where you learn your time management as an adult, right?

[692] So they don't even allow you to become an adult, how most adults become adult in that college system.

[693] So, like, some teachers, some professors will give you a syllabus and say, here's going to be the work for it and show up when you want to show up, but you're responsible for your own information at the end of the day.

[694] For the most part, we don't even get that luxury.

[695] You have to go every single day, every, every, every class.

[696] And I'm like, not even, students aren't even required.

[697] Why am I required?

[698] Yeah, you could study at home if you wanted to and maybe even learn more.

[699] And I was really like the beginning of like online, like syllabus is online stuff.

[700] So like, I'm not sure maybe colleges have adjusted that to that nowadays.

[701] But when I was, when I was going, they, it was mandated.

[702] You have to go to every class.

[703] Well, it seems like you're preparing for a career in professional sports, but you're also pretending that you're getting, like, a real education, like a regular person.

[704] Yeah.

[705] But it is kind of pretending, because there's no way you could be preparing for, like, high -level college athletics and have the same time to devote to your studies.

[706] No, you can't.

[707] And that's why I say I would do it again.

[708] If I had to do it again, I would do something else.

[709] You just wouldn't go football at all.

[710] Mm -mm.

[711] Because, like, the shit that keeps me up in, up in night now, it's not football.

[712] Like, and that's how I knew I was time to get out.

[713] Like, I'm sitting on the sidelines, and I'm thinking about other shit.

[714] Like, what kind of shit?

[715] It's physics.

[716] Like, that shit keeps me up in night, man. It keeps me up in night.

[717] What kind of physics?

[718] Theoretical physics.

[719] So what got me into it was relativity.

[720] That's what hooked me in.

[721] Like Einstein?

[722] Yeah.

[723] Like E equals MC Square, that kind of shit?

[724] Uh -huh.

[725] What got in?

[726] You just fascinated by the concept of it?

[727] It's, I don't know how anybody isn't, man. like it the whole story really so you so relativity brought me in how it happened was one day I was I was actually high man so I was smoking weed crazy yeah and um it kind of hit me because like you you hear about what Einstein did but you don't really understand it because I mean unless it sparks your interest right and so I was just sitting there watching the documentary and he proved how light bends right so like gravity gravity bends like and it just kind of hit me I was like that shit crazy so I just started digging more and more and more and then you research the beginnings of when we started researching light in the first place like Newton figured out that light breaks and it's just the whole entire science history of that aspect of light gravity it just blew me away and I just got hooked Neil de Grouse Tyson was here two weeks ago and he fucked my head up my head has been broken ever since he said that if you go one G like out into space like to say if you're in a like a rocket it shoots 1G out in the space if it continues to go at 1G with that same force because there's no air in space the momentum of that because most of the time what they do the rockets cut off and then you just move forward on the momentum because you're in a vacuum you're just flying through space but if you continue to propel at 1G you will reach like just under the speed of light so if you like if you're going to somewhere that's five light years away it would take one year more so instead of five years it would take you six years right so if it's 10 light years away it'll take you 11 years so it's a year under the speed of light i was like what in the fuck i don't know that even like you imagine how fast that is yeah that's crazy thinking how fast light moves and you you can get that fast as fast as speed of light by just going one g i didn't know that that's been fucking with me yeah for two weeks i've been just i'll sometimes get up in the morning and I'll just try to try to think of how fast that is.

[728] That shit's crazy.

[729] Like if that, you were watched out, someone whizzed by you.

[730] You wouldn't even be able to catch you.

[731] You wouldn't even be able to see it.

[732] Yeah, it would be too fast for you to see.

[733] And that's a person in a tube.

[734] All right.

[735] And then you started digging into the relativity about that.

[736] Yeah.

[737] He's going to be aging slower than you.

[738] Yes.

[739] Because he's moving faster.

[740] That's really crazy.

[741] So that shit, shit like that keeps me up in night, man. And so like I wish, like I'm to the point now where like I've done enough reading about it.

[742] Like, And unless I start learning the math of it, like I've reached my limit of what to know about physics.

[743] Are you thinking about doing that?

[744] Yeah.

[745] Really?

[746] I'm probably going to get back in school.

[747] Wow.

[748] Yeah.

[749] What have you become like some fucking stern scientist?

[750] That'd be dope, man. Go down there and work on a large Hadron Collider or some shit.

[751] See, to me, that's more, I mean, I guess any kind of goal that you set as a seven -year -old and obtained is you should be super proud of.

[752] But, like, my conscience tells me it's like you haven't given anything to this society.

[753] and that's the way my brain thinks.

[754] And so it's like, unless I do something like that, like I just feel like I've been bumping around.

[755] How old are you now?

[756] 30.

[757] Well, you still got plenty of room.

[758] Yeah, for sure.

[759] I'll be coming late in the game, but, yeah.

[760] Yeah, but you're coming in the game with a lot of life experience, like at an intense level that most people just could never even comprehend.

[761] That's true.

[762] You know, I mean, there's got to be some sort of enhanced perspective from playing football at the highest level in the world.

[763] I mean, there's got to be something to that.

[764] You're playing in the NFL.

[765] Just the amount of intensity and just the problem solving that you're having to deal with on the field and just the overcoming the physical injuries, that mental strength that you have to have to deal with the kind of pain that you've had to experience.

[766] That alone, all that stuff.

[767] I mean, all that stuff, it might not seem like it applies, but I feel like everything applies.

[768] I think everything, every book you read, every relationship you're in, every, friendship you have, every thing that you see that changes the way you look at life, all those things sort of add layers to your existence.

[769] I appreciate the pep talk, man. That's nice.

[770] Get back in there.

[771] It would be crazy if you became some crazy, huge physicist.

[772] That's the, that's a goal of mine, man, is to definitely get a bachelor's.

[773] What's completely possible?

[774] Oh, for sure.

[775] Bachelors is possible.

[776] And PhD's possible, too, if you really want to work towards it.

[777] Yeah, it's a long egregious.

[778] process but i'm uh i think i'm up for man i just want to do a little more relaxing because i just retired in what in november and what caused you to retire like physically are you okay yeah i'm okay physically um it was just a little bit of both so i had a couple nagging injuries and and and and also so i'm sitting on the sidelines and i'm just not into it right i i remember vividly thinking like i don't care at all who wins this game like i just don't care man and like that's so like that's why i love i love adam gase he's the he's the he's the he's the head coach at the Miami Dolphins and um they the whole organization in Miami like they let me bow gracefully they respected what I did in the NFL and they were like listen like you know you do it how you want to do it and we're not going to make it because some NFL organizations could be a dick about it like they could you know take money from you they could do all kind of shit but they were really good about the process and I it's because I guess it's the way I explained it to him was like man I feel like they had a good team and I felt like if I'm sitting here just hold on for a check, I'm wasting your time, and you're wasting my time.

[779] And so there's no reason for me to be here anymore because my heart just isn't in it anymore.

[780] I appreciate what the game did for myself, for my family, and it's kept me driven for 30 years, man, but it was just time to go.

[781] That's a very balanced perspective.

[782] For a lot of people, the big paychecks are hard to walk away from.

[783] Of course.

[784] Of course.

[785] But you had the point of view, you have enough perspective, enough objective perspective, to look outside of it and go, this is not where I want to be yeah and uh it was it was a weird uh parting too because i that's all i've known since i've seven years old every every fall like really and before and even before that getting ready for football it's just all i've known it's been it's been my life and um i just got to the point where man it's just a whole big world out there and i just i need to i need to feed off that that's that's very confident of you too that's what's really powerful about that is that you realize that you're kind of starting from scratch.

[786] Obviously not because you're financially successful and you're famous.

[787] You got some stuff going on.

[788] But you're entering into a completely different world now as far as like the potential of your future.

[789] Right.

[790] And it's you got to like I've always been a humble cat, man. Like I never thought that I was any big or better than like none of that shit ever mattered to me because I always, I would be in the middle of a game, man, and think like this is weird.

[791] People just watching this play game.

[792] Like this shit is so weird.

[793] It was like 100 ,000 people.

[794] I'm like, this is so awkward to me. But I've always kept that perspective.

[795] Like, I didn't think anything of it because I didn't think anything of it.

[796] It was just the game at the end of the day.

[797] And so I don't know, man, the future is wide open now.

[798] And like I said, I'm extremely appreciative of everything that the game has brought me, though.

[799] Now, when you were in college, the big thing in college football is always like that players are getting paid off.

[800] They're getting money.

[801] You know, they're getting, like, did any of that shit ever happen with you?

[802] Mm -hmm.

[803] Yeah?

[804] Mm -hmm.

[805] I caused a big stir a while back because I admitted that, and this is a weird thing, too, is like, so players were mad at me for saying it.

[806] And I was like, why would you say that?

[807] You fucking are up for the younger cats.

[808] And I'm just like, once y 'all realize that these rules that the NCAA made are stupid, and all it takes is for everybody to stand up and say, this is stupid.

[809] Like, they'll go away.

[810] They're their own separate entity.

[811] Nobody answers, like, they don't answer to anybody.

[812] They're their own, they're just the NCAA.

[813] And they have contracts with the television stations.

[814] And so that's what's keeping them in play.

[815] Millions of dollars.

[816] Billions.

[817] So if the athletes finally wake up and say, like my dad had a great idea.

[818] So say all the top recruits stop going to the big schools, right?

[819] So they start going to places like grambling or whatever, some of the smaller schools, right?

[820] right, that would take away the NCAA's leverage.

[821] And then you can start paying the players.

[822] And I'm not saying that they should get a salary like the NFL.

[823] I don't know.

[824] Those semantics can be worked out when the time comes.

[825] All I'm saying is the NCAA is they're holding everybody hostage by a system that was put in place in the, what, 1930s or 20s or something like that when the big business of college football wasn't even close to what it is now.

[826] Right.

[827] Yeah, so the sponsorship, all of that stuff, it wasn't even near what it is now.

[828] You have the Tostitos Fiesta Bowl.

[829] You have the Nokia Sugar Bowl.

[830] These are companies that are paying millions of dollars in order to have them play under that guys.

[831] Well, it seems to me like that what college is is almost like a farm team.

[832] It is.

[833] They don't want to call it that, though.

[834] You're pretending that these are students, and they're kind of students.

[835] I mean, that you make them sit in class and you make them get a C. there are cats that play that are going to go pro in something other than sports, that's for sure.

[836] Do you think that it would be okay if they did it the way they're doing it now, but they pay the athletes and they make school an option?

[837] To me, we've discussed a lot of that, man, and I don't see a problem with that.

[838] And I'll tell you why.

[839] And I also think you should be able to get a degree in football because there are so many jobs that the NFL has, right?

[840] You have commentators, you have GMs, You have staff that work all throughout the NFL offices.

[841] Why can't you major in football?

[842] That's a great idea.

[843] It's a business.

[844] It's a business.

[845] But for some reason, we're treating it like it's not a business.

[846] And as soon as we wake up and say, this is a business, I think progression will happen.

[847] And it always does.

[848] But they're just holding on to this circular reasoning of, no, they're amateur athletes.

[849] Well, why are they amateur athletes?

[850] Because we don't pay them.

[851] Why don't we pay them?

[852] Because they're amateur athletes.

[853] Like, I grew up, man. It's ridiculous.

[854] Yeah.

[855] And I feel like if you did get a degree in football.

[856] football, then your time could be spent learning physiology, strength, conditioning, protocols.

[857] Yeah, yeah.

[858] Because, I mean, it took me until I didn't really understand nutrition until I got out of college, honestly.

[859] Really?

[860] Yeah, I didn't really understand it.

[861] There was a nutritionist there, but it wasn't as detailed as it is now.

[862] Like, what were they telling you?

[863] Like, what?

[864] I didn't care.

[865] That was the thing.

[866] I didn't care.

[867] I was drinking a lot and I was eating a lot of Wendy's, right?

[868] Because when you're young, when you're 19 years old, it don't affect your body.

[869] You can put it whatever in your body, really.

[870] But then when you start getting to where this is your job, and you can start filling those burgers on you the next day, it was like, hold on, maybe I need to look into this.

[871] So I looked into it independently.

[872] And that's when I, I didn't understand what nutrition did for the body.

[873] I really didn't understand.

[874] But you can do nutrition, physiology, everything that you're interested in and that is helpful to your craft.

[875] Do you think when you're young that it doesn't affect your body, or do you think you're not tuned in enough to your body to realize it's affecting you?

[876] I think a little bit of both man You have to You have to watch what you eat As you get older That's for sure And when I really started noticing It was like Like 23 24 When I was like Those heavy weekends Where I'm eating whatever I want And getting drunk Are They're fucking with me So I have to really start Looking at what is good To put my buddy And what is not You kind of know Just based off the pyramid And you're growing up here What's good and what's bad But once you What you understand And break down the carbs and all of this stuff that you're putting in, your body, you really, it takes your game to the next level, and it did that to me. So what kind of advice they give you in college as far as nutrition?

[877] What do they tell you to eat?

[878] I mean, it's a lot of the same stuff, a lot of grilled, make sure nothing fried.

[879] You don't want to load up on carbs, certain kind of carbs aren't as good for you.

[880] So some carbs are really good for sweet potatoes are really good.

[881] So they were giving me the good information.

[882] I wasn't, I, I wasn't ready to receive the information, so I can't fault them.

[883] But once you got to college, then you started really paying attention to it.

[884] Yeah.

[885] And what, like, what did you follow after that?

[886] The same model that, so it's like the grill, the grill stuff, stuff like that.

[887] And then I have such an addictive personality, I started doing a lot.

[888] So I started getting into being a vegan, right?

[889] And plant -based.

[890] and so it led me to their researching food and nutrition that lifestyle is not for me I tried for about six, seven months but yeah man I mean I tried the best I could to eat as healthy as I could but what happened with you with trying to vegan it was really good man I met a lot of good people vegans come out of the woodwork to show the support they also put you in the A guillotine when you leave, though.

[891] Trader.

[892] Yeah, they get mad.

[893] Yeah, it's super, man. But, you know, I kind of support the lifestyle, man. Plant -based, you could be a vegan and drink Coke and eat chips all day.

[894] Right.

[895] But, like, plant -based lifestyle, I feel like it's really healthy.

[896] And I felt really good while I was eating like that.

[897] But for me, I got tired of constantly worrying about what I was going to put in my body.

[898] So every meal was a prep.

[899] I had to do it every single and everything in our lives is like it's a celebration and all celebration is usually centered around food and meat so I got tired of doing that so I was like hey if I died two years earlier do you really think you're going to though?

[900] Do you think it's bad for you to eat meat?

[901] No in moderation I think if you just load up on a lot of meat it can be unhealthy did you when you were eating a vegan diet did you notice performance benefits It's all anecdotal I don't have any But I felt like I recovered a little faster But again It's all anecdotal and it could have been All in my head I think just eating a lot of vegetables We'll do that for you for sure I mean whether or not you eat meat at all Or fish or anything I just think it's so beneficial To eat a lot of vegetables 100%.

[902] And one thing I know it did for sure It cleansed me Like your your bowel movements Be cool Bro, it just slides out and it's not to get too grotesque, man. Too late.

[903] But it's important, man. We all do it.

[904] But, like, it's, it's, you notice a difference and you really understand what a healthy bowel movement is and what a not healthy movement.

[905] Oh, yeah, man. If you're just eating cheeseburgers and stuff and you're not getting a lot of vegetables and a lot of fiber and, yeah, people don't even know.

[906] Yeah.

[907] It's a different, it's a different.

[908] Especially if you blend it.

[909] If you blend like kale shakes, right, right.

[910] But it just lubes the whole process up.

[911] I was a big on D. on the blender man i'm big on it because i can eat way more than i would ever in a salad like if uh there's only so much you can eat in a salad but if i blend that shit up and break it down to 24 ounces of like semi liquid that's a lot of weight of vegetables and it just seems to me that just massive boost of nutrients that you enter into your bloodstream and your digestive tract i'm just not as good with the uh patients yeah no i understand what about protein when you were um being a vegan What did you, did you use, like, pea protein or hemp protein?

[912] Like, what kind of protein was?

[913] You had to stay away from hemp because they test for weed.

[914] And they said, they said sometimes.

[915] I don't know.

[916] I didn't want to take the chance.

[917] Wow.

[918] I'm not well versed on what is and what is now.

[919] You get you some on it shit that doesn't test positive at all.

[920] I'm done, so I could do whatever I want.

[921] But I don't know why they would say that.

[922] Because most, if you get good hemp, well, I guess that's the thing is good.

[923] So they said hemp, they said flax seeds can't.

[924] Can make you test positive?

[925] Yeah.

[926] Well, you know, poppy seeds can make you test positive for heroin?

[927] Yeah, poppiesies too.

[928] Yeah.

[929] Like, people have tested positive on those random drug tests that give people their jobs.

[930] All right.

[931] From having a poppy seed bagel.

[932] Yeah, that's what they do.

[933] The bottom of you shooting heroin?

[934] Yeah.

[935] No, I just like blocks.

[936] Me and a fucking bagel sandwich.

[937] That shit's stupid anyway, like in the NFL.

[938] Like, they need to let guys use weed for pain.

[939] Oh, for sure.

[940] It's ridiculous.

[941] Well, definitely CBD.

[942] For sure, because it's not even psychoactive.

[943] CBD is just oil that comes from...

[944] Okay, yeah, yeah, yeah.

[945] Comes from hemp plant that's not psychoactive.

[946] It's really good for you, too.

[947] Super good for inflammation, joint pain and things along those lines.

[948] Matter of fact, when I had my...

[949] Actually, we got some right here.

[950] Oh, is it right here.

[951] That's what I do.

[952] Yeah, this is Charlotte's Web.

[953] This is actually one of my sponsors now.

[954] They make a hemp oil.

[955] Yeah, I didn't mean to plug it.

[956] I'm going to do it.

[957] It's actually on this podcast.

[958] I have to do a sponsor about it.

[959] stuff is great and you just take it and it drops it's good for you my negative effects when i have i had my back surgery in um 2014 or 13 and what did you have done l5s 1 i had a it's the sectomy yeah they uh they prescribed percocet right and perkinset i used to i used to take them for everything else they used to make me like gag and throw up every single time i took them.

[960] And so really any painkiller that was heavily sedate you, I would always, like, throw up.

[961] And they told me that if you, like, have a gag reflex too much, I could have reslip my disc.

[962] Really?

[963] Mm -hmm.

[964] So for like two days, I was, like, in pain after the surgery, and my dad was like, man, go get some weed.

[965] Or I'm going to go get you some weed.

[966] I was like, word pop.

[967] He's like, yeah, man. So he went to it.

[968] I was in L .A. I got it in L .A., and they had a dispensary.

[969] And so got some.

[970] And it helped immediately.

[971] And I was like, there's no way that this shouldn't be okay.

[972] It should totally be legal.

[973] We're being, we're being fucked.

[974] You know, I mean, slowly, but surely it's starting to become legal recreationally.

[975] It's legal now in California recreationally.

[976] But the federal government is still resisting it because of the influence of the pharmaceutical companies and also a bunch of other people that, like the prison guard unions, they don't want it to be legal because they would have less people to arrest.

[977] It's kind of fucked up.

[978] Yeah, no, the prison industrial complexes.

[979] It's scary shit.

[980] It's a real thing, man. They're making money off people being in cages.

[981] It's like people are human batteries.

[982] Yeah.

[983] And you get money off of them.

[984] It's the matrix.

[985] It is the matrix.

[986] It really is.

[987] It's like a very low -level version of the Matrix, but it's terrifying.

[988] See, that that logic, with all the science that's in place about what's dangerous and what's not, they're prescribing percissets.

[989] They're like, here, fella, take these.

[990] Makes no sense.

[991] You young strapping buck.

[992] Why don't you take some shit that might get you hooked?

[993] They have this, they have this waiver we have to sign.

[994] So there's this, there's this painkiller called Torado in the NFL, right?

[995] Yeah, it's awful, but I took it a lot because - They prescribed that shit to my dog.

[996] Really?

[997] Yeah.

[998] Jesus Christ.

[999] My dog got big.

[1000] So, like, so for Torado, we have to sign this waiver that says you're kind of just giving up your, it's not, we're not responsible for it, right?

[1001] But, like, they'll let us take that, but they won't let us smoke weed.

[1002] And they're banning dudes that smoke weed and the suspending dudes that smoke weed.

[1003] Ricky Williams, right?

[1004] He retired because of that.

[1005] Even just, I think he's named Josh.

[1006] Gordon he played receiver for the browns he's one of the best young receivers I've seen in a long time but he banned him for a year because he tested positive that's two or three times and it's like this you're throwing away I mean like granted he needs to be smarter but like you're throwing away an entire man's career because of weed like it's not crack it's not cocaine you know what saying it's like it's kind of trying to send a message to the youth stay away from the illegal drugs it's like Reagan all over again you you're trying to rule off of fear it's fear man It's not based on reality.

[1007] The reality is if you were to legalize drugs, period, you can regulate it.

[1008] And that way you can do it in a controlled environment, and that way you don't have all this.

[1009] I mean, that's what they do with the prohibition and alcohol.

[1010] Right.

[1011] Legalize it.

[1012] Well, that's also what they're doing right now with opiate pills.

[1013] I mean, oxy cottons are not illegal.

[1014] They can be prescribed.

[1015] It's ridiculous.

[1016] They just have to have a doctor that prescribes it.

[1017] It's ridiculous.

[1018] It is pretty crazy.

[1019] Well, it's really crazy when people realize that marijuana helps pain relief as much, if not better than all that stuff.

[1020] and it doesn't have any of the addictive properties.

[1021] And if you do, there have been people that have said that it's addictive and there's some studies that point to that in certain individuals.

[1022] But I would state that those people are probably addicted to fucking everything.

[1023] I couldn't.

[1024] I just don't call it.

[1025] Physically, I don't get how marijuana is addictive.

[1026] It just doesn't make any sense.

[1027] I've smoked pot every day for years.

[1028] And then I'll take like a month off and nothing.

[1029] Yeah.

[1030] Not an ache, not a pain.

[1031] No shakes, no nothing.

[1032] You just don't have it.

[1033] it's like drink orange juice then don't drink orange juice no it's like it's really nothing there nothing happens i don't get it man i was i'm not like a heavy smoker like that but like i'm like a uh right on a saturday night when i ain't going nowhere i'm gonna set up my pipe and my in my sack and i'm gonna watch a great movie why not and fall to sleep yeah what the fuck is wrong with that i don't get it man and meanwhile you can get percocets right or get drunk as hell and ruin your liver yeah yeah i got a i had a nose operation they got my deviated septum fixed and this doctor it's bad i heard too nah it's nothing they told me it's it's people fucking complain about everything i remember before i got tattooed people like oh my god tattoos are so painful like and the first tattoo i was like that's it that's this shit that everybody's complaining about me man that she hurts well i always wonder right not not saying like you know it's not playing tough guy but i really wonder what pain feels like to other people I assume that I know what your pain is like but I don't know if that's true because why do I like certain foods and other people think it tastes like shit something's got to be different it bothers me too yeah it's got to be different like your taste buds it's not just simple like oh I can take it I think there's a I think people experience different sensations it kills me how people don't like spicy food right like I love spicy food Me too.

[1034] That little kick in it just, and it's like, oh, why would I want to burn my mouth?

[1035] I'm like, why wouldn't you?

[1036] And maybe I just like a little bit of pain every now and there.

[1037] Well, it's not, it's a, it's a, it's a kind of a sensation more than it's a pain.

[1038] Spice is a pain.

[1039] But sort of.

[1040] No, no, no, it is.

[1041] But it doesn't hurt.

[1042] To you?

[1043] But it doesn't hurt, like.

[1044] Have you ever had a habanero pepper?

[1045] Oh, yeah.

[1046] That's what I'm saying.

[1047] Dude, you know what I have in the morning?

[1048] I drink bone broth with habanero sauce in it.

[1049] The fuck?

[1050] Yeah.

[1051] Why?

[1052] It's good.

[1053] It's good for you.

[1054] Okay.

[1055] Bone broth is very good for you.

[1056] It's good and good for you.

[1057] It tastes good.

[1058] Like beef bone broth.

[1059] And then I put some...

[1060] Bone broth.

[1061] And then I put some habanero sauce in there.

[1062] Woo!

[1063] See, that's...

[1064] That's deep into that nutrition.

[1065] I can't...

[1066] That's different.

[1067] Oh, it's great.

[1068] I'm telling you.

[1069] It's like a delicious tea.

[1070] Like a warm fluid.

[1071] A liquid fluid.

[1072] I sit down and have some bone broth with you one day, man. Dude, you would like it.

[1073] I'm telling you.

[1074] I'm hoping, man. There's a place down the street, actually, that sells it.

[1075] They sell...

[1076] California's so crazy.

[1077] What kind of bones?

[1078] chickens really good turkey's good and you can taste it a different kind of yeah yeah yeah chicken is probably the best tasting bone broth Jamie agrees spot in New York I went to called Brodo it's all broth yeah they're like my grandma's stew but it was just like it tasted like chicken soup just the water or just the broth whatever they're just boiling bones really good that shit is brand new I've never even heard of people drinking bones it's pretty recent I mean not really I mean people been doing it for a long time but it's pretty recent as a fad around here in particular and there's a place out here I think it's called Sun Life Organics the joint that sells bone broth and they add they'll add a little hot sauce to it and that's where I got the idea I was like ooh I like it and so then I buy bone broth I buy it in bulk bringing home I have like at any given time I might have 40 bottles of bone broth in my refrigerator that's bananas yo that shit's crazy I never even hasn't made his way to Texas shit man what about bone marrow do you ever eat bone marrow no no oh man I've never had a bone before.

[1079] No. In any aspect.

[1080] Well, a lot of fancy restaurants, they sell bone marrow.

[1081] And what they're doing is they're taking the femur of the cow.

[1082] They saw it, and then they slice it down the middle.

[1083] Peter going crazy.

[1084] And they cook it.

[1085] They'll bake it in the oven.

[1086] And there's like this gelatinous fatty substance in the middle that's incredibly nutritious.

[1087] Especially like these days where people are on these real high fat, ketogenic -based diets are all the rage.

[1088] A lot of people are eating bone marrow.

[1089] Show them some bone marrow, young Jamie.

[1090] They like that.

[1091] So you get that.

[1092] And a lot of times people see that, like, with a little toast.

[1093] People like it with toast.

[1094] But you just take the bone marrow with a fork and scoop it out of that.

[1095] The dark stuff in the center there, scoop it out of there with a fork and just slurp it down.

[1096] I love it, man. If it's on the menu, I fucking order it every time.

[1097] I got to try this, man. This shit is.

[1098] What about organ meat?

[1099] You eat organ meat?

[1100] Like from the state?

[1101] Oh, actual liver.

[1102] heart I've never ate it I've never ate an organ either man I'm from the inner city man so I'm not that cultured with the with the palette man well that's not even I mean when I was a kid my grandmother used to cook that liver and I used to cook that it's country stuff yeah it's country stuff I'm from the city so it's like yeah but I think it's one of those things where poor people ate it initially because they didn't want it to go to waste like we're more wealthy people would eat like the finer cuts of meat like filet mignon you go to a restaurant I'll have the filet medium rare but um you know people would shy away from things like liver and they would think that that's but it's real good for you man i heard people eating it and you eat the chitlin's too oh yeah i'll eat the jesus christ though do you ever have uh manudo no with the tripe in it this is a joint that's i gotta tell you to this place jamie there is a legit joint i will never say the address because i and s will show up and the fuck the place would be closed up the heartbeat this not a single person in there eating or work in there that's not a single person in there that's legal, but it's so good.

[1103] It's so Mexican.

[1104] That's Minuto.

[1105] Minuto is, they like to have it on Saturday and Sunday.

[1106] I've heard of it.

[1107] What is it, though?

[1108] It's a soup, and it's a soup with a bunch of different jazz in it.

[1109] But see that stuff in the middle?

[1110] That's tripe.

[1111] That's all cow stomach.

[1112] That's stuff that looks like waffles, see like that?

[1113] That's the interior of a cow stomach.

[1114] They take that and boil it and chop it up, but damn, it is so delicious.

[1115] I know you think, like, I'm not eating that.

[1116] I'm telling you, And it's supposed to be a cure for hangovers.

[1117] That shit looks gross, man. I'm not judging the taste.

[1118] I'm saying it looks terrible.

[1119] I'm telling you if you just try it.

[1120] It doesn't look gross.

[1121] Yeah, we put the basil on it just to make it pop a little bit.

[1122] I know.

[1123] They do that, right?

[1124] That always drives me crazy when they put, like, a piece of celery on your plate.

[1125] Am I supposed to eat that celery?

[1126] Garnish.

[1127] Yeah, what's this garnish?

[1128] What is a piece of parsley there?

[1129] That's hilarious.

[1130] See, that might look gross if I'd never had it, but I've had it so many times.

[1131] It looks amazing.

[1132] You're experienced with the menudo, man. First time I had it was in Boulder.

[1133] There's this joint in Boulder called Papusas.

[1134] It's just, it's crazy because it's in Boulder, Colorado.

[1135] Like, what kind of Mexican food they're going to have in Boulder, Colorado?

[1136] There's some Mexicans out there, bro.

[1137] Legit.

[1138] There's some Mexicans out.

[1139] So, it's right by, so I grew up in Albuquerque, New Mexico.

[1140] So it's just south of New Mexico.

[1141] And to me, New Mexican food is better than, like, Mexican food.

[1142] Really?

[1143] Because it's different.

[1144] It's, like, it's like, smothered in the chili that they have.

[1145] Green chilies.

[1146] Yeah, they have the green chilies.

[1147] Yeah.

[1148] Hatch, Green Chili is just real famous for.

[1149] And so it's, well, see, Colorado and New Mexico have this debate over who started it.

[1150] I don't know who fucking started it, but it's good as hell.

[1151] Well, it's more prevalent in New Mexico, think, right?

[1152] I thought that growing up, yeah, but like you hear people in Colorado, like, no, Hatch started here.

[1153] And so I was like, man, you got it, whatever.

[1154] I don't know, man. I don't know, but, I mean, green chilies and New Mexico are synonymous.

[1155] That's like one of the things.

[1156] I thought, yeah.

[1157] That's what I grew up on.

[1158] Like, when I left, you know, I went to high school in San Diego, and I left and I, like, ordered something with green chili on it.

[1159] It was not the green chili I was accustomed to.

[1160] And I was like, what is American food?

[1161] It was like, what I looked at is, like, text mex. You know, it's just not the same.

[1162] And I was disappointed, to say the least.

[1163] Someone needs to talk to Donald Trump before they kick all these Mexicans out.

[1164] You're going to fuck up the entire.

[1165] He tripping.

[1166] It's crazy.

[1167] He's tripping.

[1168] But it's scary because you just give these people.

[1169] Look, if you give people the green light to start raiding people.

[1170] people and catching people when they're dropping their kids off at school, which is some of the stuff that I've been seen in the news, I don't know how much of it is happening or what's happening, but, well, you're making it dangerous for people to get an education.

[1171] You're making it dangerous for kids to get educated.

[1172] It's crazy.

[1173] The shit that gets me, man, is like the majority of, like, Trump supporters are, like, Christians, right?

[1174] And if you look at Jesus' main message is, like, love thy neighbor, and Mexico is our neighbor.

[1175] I don't understand the disdain Well, I love them if they do the right thing And they take their paperwork Come over here the ride way The way my granddaddy did Your granddaddy got on a raft You piece of shit You know, the granddad Anybody came up with the Mayflower Didn't have any fucking paperwork It's crazy But for some reason None of those facts matter to those people I don't understand that man All that turn the other cheek shit And all that's some faggot shit That Jesus wrote about Back in the day before they understood what faggot shit was.

[1176] People get mad whenever somebody said, how come every time you talk about Trump supporters use a shitty southern accent?

[1177] Well, I don't know.

[1178] Maybe because you get upset.

[1179] Maybe I'm going to keep doing it now.

[1180] It's hilarious.

[1181] Yeah, it's a weird time, man. It's a real weird time.

[1182] I fucking, you know, I have some weird ideas about nationalism and boundaries and stuff like that.

[1183] Because I think that America is more of an idea than it is a place.

[1184] I think America as an idea is a good.

[1185] great idea.

[1186] I think it's amazing to have this one place where there's like, there's probably more creativity and more innovation in this country and more music and art, more, more fascinating things happening in this country than almost any other country.

[1187] I mean, there's great things happening everywhere.

[1188] I don't get to be wrong.

[1189] But I mean, this is a hotbed of creativity and innovation and art. And I think that's what makes me proud to be an American if I was proud.

[1190] I'd be proud of, like, all the people that came before, all the people that were here, all the, you know, all the Neil de Gras Tysians and Jimmy Hendricks and all the fucking great, you know, Lenny Bruce and Richard Pryor and all the art and comedy and writing and history and all the science and mathematics and all the great shit that's been accomplished in this one area.

[1191] It's amazing.

[1192] It's not a border.

[1193] It's not like a line in the sand.

[1194] To me, it's more like an idea.

[1195] So to me, the idea has always been about people come here because they want to do better.

[1196] So you're trying to stop people from doing better.

[1197] And they're like, well, they got to fill off their paperwork and they got to do it right the way our grandparents did.

[1198] No, our grandparents didn't do it that way.

[1199] It was easy to come over here back when my grandparents came over.

[1200] My grandparents came over on a boat.

[1201] They came over from Italy and they just got on a boat.

[1202] It was fucking easy.

[1203] They got to Ellis Island, sign here.

[1204] All right, everybody's good.

[1205] Go to work.

[1206] But now, you know, you've got to make it harder for people to come across, but it's almost impossible.

[1207] If you want to emigrate from Mexico, if you're a poor person and you want to immigrate here from Mexico, good fucking luck.

[1208] Good luck.

[1209] It is not easy.

[1210] It's not easy to come here from fucking Canada.

[1211] I've had friends that have tried to come here from Canada.

[1212] Yeah.

[1213] Try to get a green card or try to become a citizen.

[1214] Holy shit is it hard.

[1215] It's a massive process.

[1216] I have a friend, a good friend of mine, and his daughter met a guy in Colorado.

[1217] and she came down here and she got a new boyfriend like I'll stay with you in Colorado she can't work because she's from Canada wow because you know I guess they just assume like oh you're from that patch of dirt you're not allowed to work over in this patch of dirt I don't understand that shit man it's crazy she's a normal function it's not like she's not terrorist she's educated she's smart she talks well why can't she just work like everybody else could work can't even work at Jamba Juice nope it's just it's paranoia man it's like people just are afraid of everything Granted, there are real threats, you know what I'm saying?

[1218] But it's like, you can't, I just don't feel, I just, I just don't believe in living in that fear.

[1219] No, it's not just fear.

[1220] It's a constant state of, like, hypnosis.

[1221] It's, it's, it's nationalism, you know, and it's a team mentality, but not a team mentality in a positive sense and a team mentality in an exclusionary sense.

[1222] Like, you're excluding all these other people from joining the team.

[1223] Yeah.

[1224] And like, well, if they all come over here, then they're going to ruin our quality of life.

[1225] Are you sure?

[1226] I'm not sure.

[1227] I've always said, man, national.

[1228] nationalism is it's one of the worst things actually I don't I don't like it at all I'm super proud I love America this is a dope place to be but like I'm not I'm not like all fuck your country over my country like that never hit me like my pride isn't like that my pride is just like it's dope to be from here and I enjoy it here but like I don't have any disdain towards any other country I just don't well you know what fucks me up it's that team mentality you could break it down to the macro level because people in Houston don't like people from Dallas.

[1229] Yeah, you know what I'm saying?

[1230] It's like it gets goofy.

[1231] I mean, Dallas and Houston might as well be Mexico and America.

[1232] I mean, it really might as well be.

[1233] You tell people like, you know.

[1234] It's big, though.

[1235] Yeah, it's weird.

[1236] Like, you're from, you're from Houston, right?

[1237] No, no, I live in Houston.

[1238] Yeah, I lived in now.

[1239] Dude, Houston and Dallas might as well be in a fucking civil war if you talk to half the people.

[1240] They don't fight.

[1241] You're like, oh, you're from Dallas, motherfucker.

[1242] Let's do this.

[1243] It's not like you want to fight.

[1244] But if you tell people that you're, you know, you live in Houston or you love Houston, and they're from Dallas, like, fuck Houston Exactly They get weird And Austin is kind of like The middle ground Austin's like Well hey man Everybody's kind of cool Everybody just relax Austin's like The hippie brother That tries to Hey guys don't fight Let's just be cool here We're all from Texas And then you got weird Spots that are like Odessa You might as well be Mexican You're in Odessa You're trying to pretend you're not Mexican I've never made it out to any of the small small parts of Texas It's right there It's on the board I've had a friend of mine who lived on across.

[1245] What is directly across from Juarez, El Paso?

[1246] They said that one of the buildings that he was at got shot, like got hit with a bullet from someone involved in gang warfare on the other side of the border.

[1247] They were so close to Juarez that a bullet from Juarez hit one of the buildings he was in.

[1248] Uh -uh.

[1249] Like, what?

[1250] What is happening?

[1251] Well, that's another reason.

[1252] right there you dumb fuck that we gotta keep them out of our country please it's so funny arguing people they just have talking points and they don't never think about anything well you know what they you can have talking points and you can have points and their points are okay they're not okay but it's just it's it's it's to be discussed and debated but when people don't think so man rock solid opinions on certain well that's the problem is like nobody has rock solid opinions because they're usually their beliefs aren't based on any kind of foundation, any research.

[1253] It's all based on somebody that says something.

[1254] Usually on podcasts or television that they agree with, and all of a sudden, your opinion becomes a fact.

[1255] Some Sean Hannity type shit.

[1256] Yeah.

[1257] I've never really watched Sean, man. You know, it's one thing if they weren't human.

[1258] Like, if you had, like, some Neanderthals that lived in Mexico and they were dangerous, they like to eat people.

[1259] You're like, look, we've got a fucking real problem.

[1260] Neanderthals coming over here eating us.

[1261] Right, right.

[1262] But no, they're just folks.

[1263] They're just, they're just folks.

[1264] People dehumanize people all the time.

[1265] I may say I saw it in my sport and you see it, I mean, in every aspect of life.

[1266] Yeah, well, how about Israel and Palestine?

[1267] Yeah.

[1268] I mean, that is the craziest shit ever.

[1269] I was watching this documentary on the history of Israel and Palestine.

[1270] What is it?

[1271] Because I've been looking for one.

[1272] Oh, man. I'm so, so trying to.

[1273] There's quite a few of them out there.

[1274] I need to find one.

[1275] I don't think a documentary, honestly, is comprehensive enough.

[1276] I'd like to find a good book.

[1277] Like, I've tried to, you know, I've read up on it, and it just gets deeper and deeper and deeper.

[1278] It's almost impossible to unravel because, like, these people have been at each other.

[1279] Like, Israel is this one strange area, right?

[1280] Because you have this Jewish state that's surrounded virtually on all sides by Arab states.

[1281] Right.

[1282] And they hate Israel.

[1283] Right.

[1284] And then Israel hates them, and they're trying to push people out.

[1285] And then the Palestinians are claiming that this is their land.

[1286] And they were pushed that way.

[1287] And I used to do this bit, and people used to get so fucking mad at me. They used to get so mad at me. Because I said that I was watching TV, and I was watching this thing about the Palestinians versus the Israelis.

[1288] And I go, there's a brown skin guy with dark curly hair throwing rocks at a brown skin guy with dark curly hair holding a machine gun.

[1289] I'm like, you guys look super fucking similar.

[1290] I go, this is like watching a tennis match machine, the Williams sisters.

[1291] I mean, this isn't like the Africans versus the Nordic people.

[1292] Like, you can clearly tell, like, one, if you see an African person and you see someone from China, okay, well, I see you guys look real different.

[1293] Yeah, but like, Israelis and Palestinians, they're fucking so close until they talk.

[1294] But you say that to people, they get so mad at you.

[1295] You know, we are very different.

[1296] Okay.

[1297] I can't really, I don't think there's a difference, man. Kind of, but it's similar enough that they could pass for each other.

[1298] You don't think that?

[1299] I think that's debatable, man. Debatable?

[1300] For what I say, we got the, uh, the, uh, the, the, uh, well, I don't think we're going to figure out of Google search.

[1301] Typecast.

[1302] We'd have to actually go over there, take pictures, way people, excuse me, sir, you know, turns out the palestrians are one pound heavier on average, you know?

[1303] It's just fucked up when you see, um, that kind of a dispute that you don't think is ever going to get settled inside your lifetime.

[1304] No, I won't, you know?

[1305] No, definitely won't be in our time.

[1306] Like, it's a state that was established in the 19.

[1307] It's still there today and it's still hotly under debate and you're wondering like I see that's why I'm so confused about and it's such a hot button issue too because it's like as soon as you bring it up you're like hey you know what I mean right and I'm just it's an honest inquiry right because I don't really know enough about it so I'm trying to read up on it and it's it seems to me super um there's a little red flag that raises to me then during this last Republican before Trump was president, one of the last Republican debates were all of them on the panel they were just like, I'm super pro -Israel, I'm so pro -Israel, and all of them like, I'm pro -Israel too.

[1308] And I'm just like, why are you so pro -Israel?

[1309] It just made me think, like, and that's what made me start digging into it.

[1310] And it's like, I mean, usually, I don't agree with a lot of what the Republicans say.

[1311] And so it just makes me think what is the underlying issue here.

[1312] Well, that's Christianity.

[1313] That's a big thing because the pro -Israel people, the really heavy -duty evangelical Christians, they really truly believe that inside their lifetime, Jesus is going to return, and he's going to return to Israel.

[1314] So that's what they make these...

[1315] Oh, yeah, there's a vice documentary on it.

[1316] So that's why we back, I mean, it's probably deeper than that.

[1317] It's probably deeper than that.

[1318] Yeah, well, it's our lone ally that's non -Muslim in that area.

[1319] Like, how do they become our ally, though?

[1320] Because we arm the fuck out of them.

[1321] But I know, but there had to be a reason, though, right?

[1322] Well, I think, you know, we see the way they live, their lifestyle.

[1323] I mean, there's very many reasons.

[1324] I'm simplifying it, but it's much closer to ours than these Arab states.

[1325] I mean, women in Israel, first of all, they have all the rights that women in America do.

[1326] Right.

[1327] Pretty sure, other than the fact they have to go to the Army.

[1328] They have mandatory Army service, which a lot of people think would be a good thing for America, mandatory military service because it would make you understand, like, about sacrifice and discipline, and also that you're a part of this thing instead of like saying we should go over there and kick their ass like who's we are you doing that right are you going to send your kids exactly you know I mean that's a lot I mean I think we'd have way fewer interactions with other countries if everybody's kids had to go over there and do it people would be like if it wasn't a voluntary thing if it was an involuntary thing we'd be much more judicious in our use of military that's when you brought up that dehumanizing thing it's to me when people bring a war and stuff like that it's like they just throw out these numbers like those weren't humans that died that shit boggles my mind like if that was your mother or your father's sister like maybe maybe people do feel like yes he gave his life to a cause but like for me it's like at the end of the day I'm fighting for dirt nobody owns you can't take it with you in your box I don't understand it well not only that it's there's these impossible to fix parts of the world like if you look at it like what's going on right now in Syria right like how many people are going to have to die before they figure out that that part of the world I mean that seems like if you were there you would just want to get the fuck out of there as quickly as possible yeah because everybody could die at any moment there yeah in any moment anything could happen missiles are slamming into apartment buildings it's like you just got to get the fuck out and that can happen in this world like the world conflicts can escalate to the point where they're just nonsensical where you can't make any sense of it you just got to get the fuck out like if you were living right now in Syria.

[1329] I mean, you would say, you know, part of me wants to fight for this.

[1330] This is my city.

[1331] This is my country.

[1332] This is where I'm from.

[1333] And part of you's like, fuck this.

[1334] Let's go to Greece.

[1335] Yeah, why don't we go to Germany?

[1336] I don't got that in me, man. I just don't.

[1337] Like, my pride runs from my inner circle of my family to my community.

[1338] And after that's, like, what are we fighting for?

[1339] Right.

[1340] You know what I'm saying?

[1341] Unless you're like stepping in my home base.

[1342] I don't understand the point, man. I don't got that in me. Well, when you get to something like World War II, right?

[1343] When you get to something like the Nazis are trying to take over the world.

[1344] That makes sense.

[1345] Pushing into Poland.

[1346] You go, okay, we got a real problem here.

[1347] That makes sense.

[1348] This crazy fuck might really, like, what's going on in North Korea?

[1349] North Korea scares a shit out of me. See, and that's what I don't understand is like, so you got a juggernaut country like that who's basically waving a flag saying, I don't fuck with you.

[1350] You know, I'm going, I'm arming myself.

[1351] And we don't really do anything.

[1352] We don't really.

[1353] Well, the problem is they do do things.

[1354] We do?

[1355] No, they.

[1356] No, that's what I'm saying?

[1357] We don't do it.

[1358] To them, you mean?

[1359] Yeah.

[1360] Well, we're looking at them now.

[1361] I mean, apparently, this is all rumor and who knows what was really said, but apparently that's the main thing that Donald Trump was informed about when Obama left office, one of the things Obama said, like, this is the biggest issue, it's North Korea.

[1362] He's a maniac.

[1363] That Kim Jong -un is a fucking murderous maniac, and he's running a military dictatorship.

[1364] And he's got prison camps, and they've got these people that are born in prison.

[1365] They're born prisoners.

[1366] They're slaves.

[1367] And they kill them.

[1368] They do whatever the fuck they want to them.

[1369] If you don't listen to those people, if you don't listen to the military, they can kill you.

[1370] You have no rights.

[1371] You have to do with the...

[1372] I mean, people were put in jail because they didn't mourn hard enough for the death of his father.

[1373] Really?

[1374] Yeah.

[1375] That's great.

[1376] They were given jail sentences, hard labor, because they didn't cry hard enough.

[1377] We played it recently.

[1378] There was these people that's like the worst acting you've ever seen, the people on the street when Kim Jong ill died.

[1379] And they were just wailing, whoa!

[1380] Just falling.

[1381] down they couldn't they couldn't cry hard enough and they had to do it they had to do it publicly it was so nuts see that's what i need to do man i need to um i'm pretty up on my uh domestic politics i'm kind of out of the loop on on foreign policy i'm out of the loop on everything i just talk shit i watch a few youtube videos i read a few articles occasionally a book crosses my eyes i read that it's good to know man most of the time i don't know what the fuck i'm talking about there's too much to know that's true man that's that's definitely true man like if you wanted to If I really sat down with someone who's a real true expert on foreign policy, you know what you really get?

[1382] You really get a guy who knows a lot about one area.

[1383] Like, if a real expert on foreign policy, say if you were talking to someone who's an expert on China, like international relationship with China, the international relationship with China is probably super complex.

[1384] There's probably so much to know and so much to understand and so much to go over.

[1385] Like, for you to be a real expert, how could you fucking?

[1386] can know all that.

[1387] How could you possibly know all that?

[1388] That's one of my problems is like once I want to learn something I got to learn everything about it I guess I learned conceptually.

[1389] That's good.

[1390] And it's bad though because like I have a one track mine so like it'll consume me for like three months though.

[1391] That's good.

[1392] That's how people get good at things though that's probably why you were a great football player.

[1393] It's probably the same thing.

[1394] I mean that's obsession.

[1395] Yeah it becomes obsessive yeah but I feel like that's the case with anybody who gets really good at things.

[1396] You get just completely nuts about it and you get absorbed with it.

[1397] That's true.

[1398] Because if you're just casual about it, but the dude next to he's obsessed with it, he's going to get better at it.

[1399] He's going to get better.

[1400] You know, just no doubt about it.

[1401] There's no way around it, man. You know, I remember when I was training in jujitsu, like, heavily, I would still, you know, I still had jobs and stuff.

[1402] You know, I was busy, but I would meet these young kids.

[1403] They were like 17 and 18.

[1404] They'd be training two times a day and lifting weights as well and just constantly going over new moves.

[1405] And I was like, this dude, there's no way I'm catching up to that guy.

[1406] Just there's, when they have that, when you have that real true passion obsession, that's the only way to hit real excellence.

[1407] That's true.

[1408] I always tell kids, like, man, they'll tell me, like, um, uh, you know, I want to do this.

[1409] I want to, I want to be a this.

[1410] I want to be a this.

[1411] And I was like, you have no idea the discipline it takes in order to be the best at your craft.

[1412] Yeah.

[1413] Like, people don't understand that shit.

[1414] Like, people look at like, um, the, we, we kind of take, take for granted the, the top of the top of the top of anything, really, right?

[1415] We take that shit for granted because you're looking at a finished product and you don't see the story behind it until it hits the news.

[1416] Right.

[1417] It hits the show that you love watching.

[1418] Like the people who are best of what they do have been doing it for.

[1419] Like great example is like a comedy, right?

[1420] So like this pisses me off when people like to say like overnight sensation about a comic, right?

[1421] But then you dig into their background and they've been working off like 18, 20 years they've been doing gigs or they've been going on shows and they've been just kind of harnessing their craft.

[1422] And then all of a sudden, boom, they blow up.

[1423] And people are like, oh, overnight's bullshit.

[1424] I hate that.

[1425] Well, comedy looks so easy.

[1426] It does.

[1427] Because you're just talking.

[1428] Like, you're talking right now.

[1429] Yeah.

[1430] I just do it in front of a microphone.

[1431] Say funny shit.

[1432] You know how to talk.

[1433] Like a bicycle.

[1434] I mean, in a lot of ways, it's kind of be kind of like running.

[1435] Like, oh, what is you?

[1436] Running back?

[1437] Yeah.

[1438] I can run.

[1439] Oh, yeah.

[1440] He's got to catch the ball.

[1441] I catch a ball.

[1442] Yeah.

[1443] Bro, I'm going to be the greatest ever.

[1444] I'm the best at running.

[1445] How are you the best?

[1446] I just am, man. I just, my mentality.

[1447] I know how to do it, man I know how to catch that ball and run Man, like this last like two or three months I've been going to the laugh factory and a lot of comedy stores and stuff or comedy venues and I just have a whole new respect for comedians that shit is so hard man It's like you go to a venue And people are just sitting in their chair Like yo make me laugh It's the weirdest shit ever And you guys do it Like I got so much respect for comedians It's a weird gig Well now we do it We chuck out our material every two years.

[1448] Yeah, exactly.

[1449] That's where I'm at right now.

[1450] I'm like four months in.

[1451] Right.

[1452] That's hard, dude, because I'm working on shit that's like a lot of it's on rubber legs.

[1453] Right.

[1454] It's not super solid yet.

[1455] Some of it's solid.

[1456] I always want to ask, so what's the process?

[1457] So it's like, do you think of jokes?

[1458] Like, do you sit down and, I mean, I'm totally ignorant to this?

[1459] So, like, do you sit down and you be like, I'm going to write funny shit today for like an hour?

[1460] Or, like, or just randomly go throughout your day.

[1461] and this is a process I'll show you That's funny man That's the main process Man I'll be talking about some Go ahead talk about some crazy shit That's the main process No That's part of the process The other part of the process is sitting down Maybe sitting down thinking about things Like maybe just Sometimes I watch a documentary To watch a documentary And sometimes I'll watch it because I go, I bet there's some material in this subject.

[1462] And then sometimes I'll just sit right in front of my computer.

[1463] Or sometimes I'll sit with a pen and a piece of paper.

[1464] All right.

[1465] Or sometimes I'm just in my car and an idea.

[1466] You know what?

[1467] One of the things it gets me, it's tough to do because I like to listen to shit when I'm in my car.

[1468] But I find out when I don't listen to shit, when I just have the sound off, no radio, I'll come up with ideas because my mind is forced to think.

[1469] All right.

[1470] and then I'll write those ideas down and then once you write those ideas down any idea that you write down is like a seed you know and then you try to water that seed and you try to get it to grow into something that's viable and half of them don't ever grow at least if you're lucky half of them grow I try I tried it just to like write some jokes just be like let me see what these people go through and it's just like you know where to start yeah it's hard it's crazy well it's just a matter of starting like knowing where to start is hard right but the key is to really just start and then once you start then you sort of chop it down like you start you write a bunch of shit down your other's nonsense but maybe there's something right there right and you take that little piece of it and then I'll put that I'll copy and paste that on another thing and then I'll start from scratch so like I might write 1500 ,000 words and then out of those words is a paragraph right and there maybe there's something in that paragraph and then I'll pull that paragraph thrown on somewhere else and then maybe I'll go back over that other 2 ,000 words that I didn't you know take and i'll do it with fresh eyes like the next day and maybe a new thought it's that process that we don't see that like i just i just i just have super respectful man it's a like it's it's a fun job though man like look dude i've been doing it for like almost 30 years you can't play football for almost 30 years you get fucked up you know what i mean it's like nothing you're so glad about that problem is your mind gets a little fucked up your mind can get fucked up.

[1471] Your mind gets fucked up when things aren't going well.

[1472] It's always it's it's it's so intriguing to me how like comedians are really kind of like the narrators of our society and and they kind of just they find a way dog to like explain the the shit that's that's normal everybody and to look at and see how silly is this shit you know that's why that's why that's what I love I love comedy is such an art to me man so you're thinking about doing it I want to do it just like as a buckingless thing just to try it and say, I'm not, I'm not trying to be like a tour ring.

[1473] I just want to like, you know, I'm a tired man. So I'm just like, I'm just like, I'm going to try it, man. This comedians that get real upset about that kind of shit.

[1474] Really?

[1475] Yeah, yeah.

[1476] They go, those guys think they could do what we do?

[1477] No, I don't, but that's what I'm going to try it.

[1478] I don't feel like that at all.

[1479] Okay, cool.

[1480] My feeling is totally opposite.

[1481] My feeling is you could.

[1482] You could definitely do it.

[1483] I mean, you can definitely do it.

[1484] I mean, you're smart guy.

[1485] I appreciate it.

[1486] You're funny.

[1487] I think you could do it.

[1488] I think anybody could do it if you're funny.

[1489] If you're smart and you're funny and you're honest, you'll start, everybody starts from a different spot.

[1490] Like there's some people that is naturally funny.

[1491] I've met some people, like my friend Eddie Bravo, I tried to talk him to doing stand -up.

[1492] He did it a bunch of times back in the day, but he's just naturally funny.

[1493] He just says funny shit.

[1494] He sees funny shit.

[1495] And I was like, dude, you're a comedian.

[1496] You just never did it.

[1497] Like, you could be hilarious.

[1498] Because he'll fucking have us crying some nights.

[1499] Just ridiculous shit.

[1500] But it's a matter of starting off with one step.

[1501] and then you learn how to walk and then you learn how to run and then you're going to learn how to run better and then you've got to figure out the moves I mean it's really is the bunch there's a whole path to it's whether or not you're willing to take that path is that path might take 10 years that's what that's what everybody says man you have good sets before those 10 years don't get me wrong it's not like 10 years in finally I got a laugh no I got laughs all along the way but I sucked you know definitely kind of take you a while to find out who you are as a comic game yeah man and then that's the other thing though you do a special like I just did my last Netflix special Bro, that shit was so comedy Oh, thanks man You liked it The dolphin Oh my god That's a true story I fell out man That's a true story I was so high I was watching those dolphins I'm like How come nobody ever catches dolphins on a fish hook It's like how fucking smart are they man We're feeling like water people I started really Really made me think That bit was genius Oh thank you That is really something That I really thought about I wrote a blog about it Way back in the day I think it's called Hello Stranger about that that very subject That's why I love comedy man It's like y 'all You find a way to like Encapsulate the weirdest And most brilliant thoughts that we have It's so good But the problem is once you do one every two years One of the things that happens Is you run out of shit to talk about Right right right Or you don't have necessarily anything to talk about But what I like to do then When I feel like stagnant Is I like to not do anything just let my brain reach its balance just come back you ever just went on stage with no mystery just winged it only on these shows that we do we have these shows called stand up on the spot my friend Jeremiah Watkins put on the show where it's you actually wing it to the audience's suggestion so the audience would yell out like Bush's paintings because George Bush paints now you've seen his paintings I have not seen his paintings is he nice though some of them are weird yeah not bad better than me That's dope, man. I mean, I can't have a chance, man. I don't judge, though.

[1502] Even war criminals.

[1503] I don't know.

[1504] That's whatever.

[1505] I can separate, man. You kind of have to, right?

[1506] You have to, man. I was trying to explain that to somebody about Bill Cosby.

[1507] And I was like, it's a very complex situation because, yes, he most likely did those things that they're accusing him of.

[1508] It's pretty likely.

[1509] It's pretty likely.

[1510] I don't know.

[1511] I wasn't there, but it seems highly unlikely that that many people.

[1512] And there was always that rumor.

[1513] There was always that rumor, but he also was a brilliant comedian.

[1514] He was a rapist.

[1515] It was like, but he was a brilliant comedian, alleged rapist.

[1516] Like alleged, pardon me. You got to.

[1517] Like O .J., right?

[1518] Oh, yeah.

[1519] It's a fucking murderer, man, but like.

[1520] Dude could play.

[1521] That was nice.

[1522] The juice was nice, man. But I don't understand how people can't separate your performance from who you are as a human.

[1523] I never understood that.

[1524] Did you see the recent thing where his doctor said that if the understanding of CTE was available back then they might have used that as a defense that's awful it's crazy well what's really crazy is that doctor's essentially saying that oj did it even though he was acquitted yeah he didn't jail for that man he's jail for stealing his shit i know enough funny he might get out soon yeah i know he is though i thought it was like December i think he has an opportunity i think in october but i think it's one of those things like a parole thing because i think he's in jail for 25 years but i think he's been in jail for nine and he might get released but is that what that what it is?

[1525] It says October.

[1526] But here's the thing, man. You kind of know that they're not really jailing him for that.

[1527] They're not really jailing him for that.

[1528] Which is weird, man. Because he was trying to get back his stuff, right?

[1529] Yeah.

[1530] If people don't know the story, OJ, I believe someone had stolen some of his autographed merchandise, right?

[1531] His memorabilia.

[1532] And he was trying to get it back, and someone in the room with him had a gun.

[1533] Like, the guy he went with...

[1534] They held him hostage.

[1535] Did they pull the gun out?

[1536] I think they had it out, but I think what it was was they went into the room with the people and locked the door and so nobody's leaving, which is like a kidnapping charge.

[1537] Can't kidnap people, man. That's crazy, though, that we're supposed to believe that that's what kept him in jail for nine years.

[1538] Well, no, you definitely know, because if you watched the judge's deliberation when he was going to jail him, you could tell it was like, you deserve this.

[1539] We just throwing the book at you.

[1540] If that was your first offense, you might not even be in jail.

[1541] Yeah, I kind of believe they're not going to give him parole on that.

[1542] I don't know, man. I just got to believe.

[1543] That whole thing was so weird to me, man. There was a woman who was in the Manson family who was one of the people that murdered Sharon Tate.

[1544] And she was up for parole recently.

[1545] And they, you know, they were talking to her and they were, you know, asking her why she did it and how she did it.

[1546] And she just sort of explained that, you know, she was a part of this cult and that they had really kind of like convinced her.

[1547] that this was the way to do it and this is the way to live we have to fight these people and they're all on acid they're all fucking freaking out and she was trying to explain it and they're like yeah no parole yeah the fuck out of it yeah she's explaining how she stabbed her and the woman was pregnant too she stabbed the baby it's just no it's just crazy that some people go to jail for for life for stupid shit like smoking pot like there's people that are in jail for selling pot and they're in jail with life sentences.

[1548] Yeah, man. It must have.

[1549] I mean, I guarantee you people have died in jail from marijuana sales.

[1550] Yeah, of course.

[1551] Guaranteed.

[1552] But it's still sort of kind of possible that if you kill somebody, you could get out early.

[1553] Man, it depends on who you are, actually.

[1554] Oh, it must.

[1555] But it does, man. It also depends on the overcrowding of the state, right?

[1556] Like, someone was telling me that Louisiana in particular, during New Orleans, like, during a Katrina rather like when New Orleans was getting flooded my friend was like dude they had what they would call you know like instead of felon they would call misdemeanor murder as a joke because dudes would be murdering guys and they'd be out in really short sentences because they just have no room yeah I heard about that see if you could pull up that term misdemeanor murder New Orleans because like this guy was joking around about it and I didn't I never looked into it deep enough to know whether he was telling the truth, but I'd heard it more than once.

[1557] They were just letting people out.

[1558] Murderers.

[1559] Yeah, I see.

[1560] Yeah.

[1561] New Orleans, often accused was institutionalized misdemeanor murder.

[1562] Article 701 of the criminal code requires a state release a defendant who has not been charged with the crime after 60 days.

[1563] Before Hurricane Katrina, a few hundred people per year were released under Article 701.

[1564] So someone who could commit a murder, they wouldn't be charged inside of 60 days because they're probably overburdened.

[1565] And they would let someone out.

[1566] Holy shit.

[1567] And it's there the big, easy to get away with murder.

[1568] A metafiller article.

[1569] Wow.

[1570] Yeah, so some spots.

[1571] It's just so fucking chaotic.

[1572] The problem is you've got people in jail in prison for these petty offenses.

[1573] Like drugs.

[1574] Well, for violating our rules.

[1575] That's ridiculous, man. We have too many rules.

[1576] You know, if that many people are in jail for violating rules, Does that necessarily mean that many people should be in jail or does it mean we have too many rules?

[1577] You got to figure out, like, is someone a victim of these situations?

[1578] As soon as someone's a victim, then that's probably where we should serve and protect, right?

[1579] I don't understand how people view our laws as the gospel.

[1580] I mean, certain things obviously are demonstrabically bad for society, but some shit, like, this is such a, there are things that could be amended that just need.

[1581] need to be man like what would you change like if you could if you could get into the judicial system uh well the the drugs there's no way that they should be first right that's like one of the big ones that's the first that's one of the big ones um what else um i don't know man i have to i have to deliberate on that one i mean the uh the prison industrial complex as far as uh locking up people of color has been a problem in our communities for years uh I think that the policing needs to change.

[1582] I think that, and I think if you're going to look at other, I mean, we just got done talking about this yesterday, that I think if you're going to look at other parts of the world saying they need our help, places like Afghanistan, places where we've sent massive amounts of troops and resources into Iraq in particular, right?

[1583] I think if they put that amount of money to figuring out how to build back these impoverished communities, instead of just leaving them the way they are, Yeah, that's bad.

[1584] Figure out some way.

[1585] I don't know what the fuck it is.

[1586] I mean, because you'd have to, like, go through a couple of generations to get rid of the cycle of the negativity that some of these people have experienced growing up with all the crime and all the violence.

[1587] It follows poverty all the time.

[1588] Yeah, it's right there together.

[1589] And then also the momentum of that crime and poverty just, it's hard to break loose of.

[1590] And it doesn't help by putting them in jail.

[1591] And most of the time it becomes worse.

[1592] It becomes a mentality.

[1593] So, like, what I always found significant, like, kind of growing up, like, in the inner city, like, so like violence is kind of um it's so normalized right so it's like you like like being like being who like being tough on the streets was like the good thing to be growing up and that ensume like so if you heard of somebody like it's committing murders or or beating up people or whatever like that like that and this is fucked up but like that that mentality it reverberates through some of the neighborhoods is like that's cool like that's what you wanted to be not you don't want to kill people but you wanted to be to have that tough label and that that that mentality and that psyche it's infectious um and you see you see it with with with with music and entertainment like it's it's it's it's something that's embedded in our in our culture and it started way back then but it's still here and it seems like it ramped up when it became a big part of popular rap culture like when i was a kid there was not you didn't hear about nearly as much gang violence as we did after like nWA came out when you started hearing rap music with lot of violence in it was it was oh no yeah that they were the originators of that yeah for sure but the violence in the neighborhoods it really didn't start with the rap era started with the crack era right which the rap era came out of the crack era so it all came together yeah that's a good that's a really good point actually and it's you know what else is a really good point too is that that all sudden it glorified it and it made a lot of wannabes that's true um and i mean it's It's unfortunate, but that's why I love art. Art is always a reflection.

[1594] It's a mirror of society, right?

[1595] Unless you go to that, LACMA place.

[1596] You ever go to that?

[1597] L .A. County Museum of Art?

[1598] I've never seen that one.

[1599] I appreciate that.

[1600] It's one of the modern places where they have, like, a box on the ground.

[1601] There's like a plexiglass box.

[1602] I go, what is that?

[1603] That's the actual art, the plexiglass box?

[1604] The box represents what you want it to be.

[1605] Oh, man. So the art is that you look down.

[1606] at the box it's really brilliant actually when you think about it that way because the box that's real that's real man that's a fucking box it's a box that's on the ground you know what that is that's a dude who you buyed weed off of that's his uh coffee table right right you go over his house he's like hey man i love this fucking amber plastic coffee table you got bro yeah dude i fucking chop my buds up on this man it is a nice tint though yeah it's not bad but the fact that it was roped off and that it was like an actual it's an actual piece of a exhibit, that's a piece of art, fuck you.

[1607] I would never have, it looks like a, just fuck you.

[1608] That Jurassic Park.

[1609] No, someone has to say, no. That's funded.

[1610] That's funded.

[1611] Yes, that's like, isn't it?

[1612] Like, who funds that?

[1613] Isn't that, like, a big part of it is public?

[1614] It's the LA County Museum of National Art. Oh, that's amazing because what it represents is spaghetti, and we all like spaghetti.

[1615] You don't fuck with that.

[1616] It's cool.

[1617] It makes you think about your childhood.

[1618] That's crazy.

[1619] You don't like that.

[1620] What, do you like string hanging from the ceiling?

[1621] Yes.

[1622] Okay.

[1623] Well, you know what it reminds me of?

[1624] You don't like string hanging from the ceiling.

[1625] Back when I was.

[1626] I was a kid, when you had to rent porn, you had to go through beads, like, to get to the porno section of the video store.

[1627] That wasn't my era, man. I'm way older than you, man. I was there when it all went down.

[1628] But see, everybody, like, a lot of black moms and grandmas have the beads.

[1629] Oh, right, right.

[1630] And especially Mexican mothers, too.

[1631] Why is there a rock there?

[1632] Is that an art piece?

[1633] Is that an L .A. LACMA thing?

[1634] Well, that's a rock, and it represents rocks.

[1635] But you gotta appreciate how they got the rock there.

[1636] No, I don't because somebody had to pay for it.

[1637] That could have paid for a fucking teacher, okay?

[1638] There's a whole bunch of shit we could spend.

[1639] That could have hired a better group of coaches for a football team.

[1640] I like that rock card, dog.

[1641] You do?

[1642] I like that one.

[1643] Well, that's why it's there.

[1644] You know why?

[1645] Because the world's all different.

[1646] Like, hot food tastes different to me than it does to some folks.

[1647] I hate it.

[1648] It must be.

[1649] Some people looked at that and they go, it's amazing.

[1650] And they got this feeling.

[1651] I could just look at him like, I can appreciate somebody putting that rock there.

[1652] Somebody might have even looked at that box on the ground and got that feeling.

[1653] I'm not denying that.

[1654] They'd have to explain that one of me. Well, they'd be like, well, this is what it is.

[1655] It's like, everything is so defined.

[1656] Okay?

[1657] When you read a book, all the words are in the order.

[1658] I mean, even if you're thinking about what this person wrote, they wrote it.

[1659] Okay, so they're forcing this into your mind.

[1660] So this artist is giving the opportunity.

[1661] This artist is giving you the opportunity to put inside that box or to whatever, put whatever signification, whatever, whatever important significance of that book.

[1662] box it's all up to your interpretation man she has a point i don't know why she's a she's a she i don't know she might she's transitioning she seemed like she was transitioning while i was talking i was like i lost my girl i started out as a girl and then i got annoyed and i became a gay guy for a little while and at the end i was i was just a old lady who smoked cigarettes they got those tones are very different right like you can go gay guy old lady who smoked cigarettes There's that voice This is where we put the stuff Lackma There's a video too There's a video that was playing a giant ass screen And it was like people playing catch with a ball Throwing a two Catch of two Like slow motion with like a volleyball Catch It was so fucking stupid I was like what are you doing?

[1663] This is you've got a video of a guy Throwing a ball to another guy You gotta be able to express yourself man I'm so good I kind of fill them now, man, that you...

[1664] Who's funding it?

[1665] Who's funding it?

[1666] Do we find out?

[1667] The ball thing?

[1668] No, the L .A. County Museum of Art. They're probably mad at me right now.

[1669] They're so snotty there, too.

[1670] It's good, pub, man. So snotty.

[1671] So many people there were snobballs.

[1672] Taxpayers of Los Angeles County.

[1673] Oh, adorable.

[1674] Now are you mad?

[1675] I disagree with that.

[1676] You know, are you mad?

[1677] Think about the fucking schools in L .A. Think about what teachers get paid.

[1678] Think about cops.

[1679] Lackma's most reliable patrons, 10 million taxpayers.

[1680] And I guess people can sign up and give money If you like being around on the weirdos But here's a deal Those weirdos, man, to them it's cool When they go there, they like it You know, I'm a fucking idiot Just because I mean I'm aware of you a weirdo I'm aware I'm an idiot Because I don't know how you're looking At that plastic box in the ground There could be a bunch of people that like it I got a question for you man Okay So I've been a fan of you for a long time right So what Thank you.

[1681] Appreciate it.

[1682] I appreciate you, appreciate it.

[1683] What, uh, what, uh, made you made the switch from, like, being a moon landing denier to like, you're fucking crazy if we didn't, if you don't do that.

[1684] No, I don't think we're crazy.

[1685] No, this is, this is my take on it.

[1686] Absolutely.

[1687] I don't know enough about astrophysics, about space travel, about the science that's, you know, the work that's been done about how to get a rocket to the moon and back.

[1688] I definitely don't know enough.

[1689] It's what I can say.

[1690] And I've looked at a lot of very compelling documentaries that explain why they think it was hoaxed.

[1691] And they'll show you some footage and you can look at some of the footage and it looks fake as fuck.

[1692] There's some footage that, to me, looks really doctored.

[1693] To his day.

[1694] Yeah, to his day.

[1695] You ever seen ones where it looks like they're on wires, like the astronauts are on wires?

[1696] I have.

[1697] There's some where there's a video where they look like they're on trampoline.

[1698] or bounced around on trampolines.

[1699] The physics are different in different videos.

[1700] This is where it gets weird.

[1701] Like, the physics are different from the Apollo 11 moon landing.

[1702] We see them waddle around on the surface of the moon.

[1703] They're moving at, like, half speed.

[1704] And then you see them in other ones, like the one where they bounce around the air.

[1705] You're like, they're moving different.

[1706] They're in the same thing.

[1707] But it looks different.

[1708] The first one was very grainy.

[1709] They showed it on a projection screen.

[1710] It's, there's a couple different possibilities.

[1711] One possibility is it just looks weird because it's on the moon and your brain is trying to interpret it and your brain's going, well, that's fake because you don't really understand with one six Earth's gravity really does to a body.

[1712] That's one possibility.

[1713] Another possibility, which has been shown to be true, is that some of the stuff that they passed off as being legitimate photographs of space travel was actually test runs where they blacked out the background and pretended that they were in space.

[1714] And there's one really clear example of this.

[1715] It's Michael Collins.

[1716] Michael Collins, who was a guy who was aboard Apollo 11.

[1717] Right.

[1718] And Gemini 15.

[1719] There's a photo of him in the middle of a...

[1720] What is it when they walk around outside the spacewalk?

[1721] They call it a spacewalk.

[1722] Why does that seem like a bad word?

[1723] It's like spacewalk.

[1724] It doesn't seem like that's the official title.

[1725] Well, he's in the middle of a spacewalk.

[1726] It's probably something more...

[1727] Yeah.

[1728] A little more syllables.

[1729] Yeah, something slicker.

[1730] Anyway, so he's doing the spacewalk and he's got this hard.

[1731] harness on he's holding on to this like thing and it was apparently just an image that had already been published of him in a training exercise and they blacked out the background and flipped the picture upside out that's the jump right there it's the same exact photo same exact photo i mean people have lined it up and switched it over it's the same photo it's just been edited so the one on the left was them practicing how to use these i don't guess that the harness is some sort of a thing that he's hanging on to it.

[1732] I guess it moves them around a little bit.

[1733] They were trying to practice it on the left and then the right they just passed it off but those are publicity photos right.

[1734] Right.

[1735] So you got to go well okay well who approves the publicity photos it could easily be just some idiot who works in the publicity department who did in marketing who didn't think they had enough photos from the moon that were good of spacewalks it's probably insanely difficult to take a spacewalk photo so does that mean that they fake the moon landing?

[1736] No but it means that people fake things So you got to throw it like got to be really objective and look at that.

[1737] Okay.

[1738] So people say fake things.

[1739] They definitely filmed a lot of the the training exercises that they did of the moon landing.

[1740] They filmed a lot of shit.

[1741] They definitely did.

[1742] If that is already been proven that they took this fake photograph and they tried to pass it off as a real space warrant, it's entirely possible that some of the stuff that they filmed, they made.

[1743] made out to look like they were on the moon when they were not.

[1744] But does that mean they didn't go to the moon?

[1745] No, it doesn't.

[1746] And so when I was saying it proves that they didn't go to the moon, my critique of myself is that I didn't look at it objectively because I wanted one conclusion to be true.

[1747] And I wanted that conclusion to be that the moon landing was fake.

[1748] So I looked at it and I was saying to myself, okay, did I come to this conclusion because there's a lot of evidence that shows it to be fake or have I seen a lot of evidence that looks fake and does that mean that they didn't go to the moon?

[1749] No, it doesn't.

[1750] There's a bunch of different possibilities.

[1751] There's a ton of different possibilities.

[1752] There's also the possibility that whatever photographs they took can get severely damaged in the radiation of space and that it was really difficult to do.

[1753] That's possible too and that they decided somehow or another that they were going to pass off that they actually did go and they're deciding they're going to pass off some of these fake videos.

[1754] So there's a bunch of possibilities.

[1755] The possibility that it looks fake because I'm dumb and because I don't understand anything about the physics of one -six Earth's gravity and it just looks weird because it's shitty film and it's 1969.

[1756] That's possibility, number one.

[1757] Number two is they fake some things or number three is they didn't really have good footage because, like, you couldn't take film through the airport.

[1758] Remember that?

[1759] Yeah.

[1760] Like people would go through those radar detectors.

[1761] and your film would get jacked and they weren't responsible I didn't have any film but I know People that my You know I have friends that are photographers And my uncle's a photographer And he would tell me You can't send the film Like if you have like You take a roll of film And awesome pictures How would they get it through?

[1762] I don't know I don't know what the fuck they did But I know that some film Has been damaged Or maybe it's an urban myth Maybe it would Find out if film got damaged By those radar things at the airport x -rays x -rays i could appreciate the mindset though of looking at your opinion objectively and saying am i tripping let's look at the facts and say i'm just not really sure i think that's the problem with people today and people period is that they're afraid to say i don't know yeah you know what i mean they're super afraid it's like to me ignorance is such a gift like it just gives you an opportunity to learn some shit if you're humble enough like don't assume you know Even the shit, I feel like I know, I still feel like I don't know.

[1763] Yeah, well, that seems you have a very healthy ego for a big, young fucking super athlete.

[1764] It's fucking football, man. I know, but I'm saying your ego is very healthy.

[1765] You have a really good way of looking at things.

[1766] I think that's the right way to be, man. You can't be married to, like, ideas and opinions like that because they're not you.

[1767] But we think that they are.

[1768] They're like an extension of us, so we want to win these arguments.

[1769] Yeah, we want to be right.

[1770] I think it gets real scary when you want to be right.

[1771] And then you're willing to ignore evidence that might show that you're wrong.

[1772] That's how I felt about myself.

[1773] And by the way, if you wanted a conspiracy that's a good one, that seems like it might be possible, the moon landing is one of the best ones.

[1774] And this is why it's so attractive.

[1775] Between 1969 and 1973.

[1776] You still on the fence about this, huh?

[1777] No, no, I'm not at all.

[1778] Okay.

[1779] But I'm on the, I don't know shit fence.

[1780] That's where I live.

[1781] All right.

[1782] But between that time.

[1783] Got a lot of facts on this side.

[1784] I'm with you, though.

[1785] They sent, I think it was seven missions, six of them were successful.

[1786] The only one that wasn't successful was Apollo 13, right?

[1787] They sent these fucking people around the moon, 250 ,000 plus miles out there and back.

[1788] But ever since then, all they've been able to do is get people into near -Earth orbit.

[1789] Ever since then, like the highest anyone's ever gone, I think it's 400 miles.

[1790] So they went from 260 ,000 miles all the way to the moon and back To 400 miles Everything is like inside And they've never gone through the Van Allen radiation belts They've never gone to deep space in return They haven't done that since 1973 I thought and I could be wrong I thought it was because of like funding Could be like because you know Meanwhile LACMA's got funds Show me show me how that makes sense You don't want to fund space travel you want to fund that fucking acrylic box Amber box That's a great adjective by the way that's perfect It is a great one I don't I don't think that I know whether or not we went to the moon but I'm telling you that if you wanted a juicy conspiracy to get excited about I've looked into it it's the best one to get excited about they lost all the data I see because like I see like you know you go down to a YouTube wormhole you start watching Barry Sanders highlights and then I'm looking at JFK being Michael Jackson or something shit But like, I just don't see what the motive would be.

[1791] Like, what is the fucking...

[1792] The Cold War.

[1793] First of all, we wanted to beat the Russians because we were in a race to see who can get to the moon.

[1794] And here's one of the things that we do know for a fact.

[1795] The Russians faked a bunch of shit.

[1796] They faked a bunch of footage.

[1797] Yeah.

[1798] Uri Gagarin, who was the first man in space, they had a video...

[1799] You might be an expert on this, man. Well, I studied this.

[1800] I debated a guy who was a really nice guy, but um phil plate who's a bad astronomer bat astronomer dot com okay and um he he was a lot of things he wasn't willing to admit though that were unfortunate because maybe he could have convinced me more if he was and one of the big ones was that warner von brawn was a nazi we they hired a bunch of nazis to run the space program it was called operation paperclip and what operation paperclip was where they took a bunch of nazi scientists and relocated them to the united states we lost some of them to Russia.

[1801] Russia scooped up some of them.

[1802] But when we ended the World War II and Nazi Germany collapsed, we went in and took the scientists.

[1803] Well, Werner von Braun was the head of a rocket factory in Berlin where they used to hang the five slowest Jews in front of the rocket factory for all the other workers to see.

[1804] Wernher von Braun.

[1805] The Simon Wiesenthal Center said, if Werner von Braun was alive today, he'd be punished for crimes against humanity.

[1806] this is news yeah no warner von brawn was a straight up Nazi and this guy was not willing to admit that right you know he's like well you know just because someone's in Germany no no no no no no no no no he was a Nazi he was a Nazi whether or not he actually killed anybody maybe he had to be a Nazi I mean we're not saying that look if you're fucked and you're in this neighborhood and that it overcomes the entire neighborhood you want to keep your family alive so you put that thing on your jacket sleeve you put that swastika on and you see guy like everybody else Maybe you're not really a Nazi ideologically, maybe you're not a Nazi in your heart, maybe you're just trying to stay alive.

[1807] That's entirely possible too.

[1808] But he was a Nazi.

[1809] He was a fucking Nazi.

[1810] And they had slaves that were running rocket factories in Berlin where they were figuring out how to make rockets.

[1811] That's a brand new.

[1812] I got, I need to...

[1813] Yeah.

[1814] Operation Paperclip.

[1815] Cold War, President Truman authorized Operation Paperclip in August of 1945.

[1816] The U .S. Army secretly admitted 88 German scientists and engineers to help a development of rocket technology, including Werner von Braun, Arthur Rudolph, and Herbutta Strugold.

[1817] Herbertus, Herbertus, Herbertus, Herbertus, Herbertus, that's a great name.

[1818] It's not a great name, bro.

[1819] Bring that back, Hubertus.

[1820] If you have a fucking stud kid, it's like one of the strongest men in the world, his name is Hubertus.

[1821] He's named after a Nazi.

[1822] That's my son, Hubertus.

[1823] Fuck that.

[1824] Oh, that's true.

[1825] That's true.

[1826] He's named after a Nazi.

[1827] So, there was like something in the debate that guy was not willing to admit, which made me even more skeptical that he was right about the other stuff.

[1828] The other thing was that they, like, moon rocks that they've collected from the moon have turned out to not really be moon rocks.

[1829] Like a bunch of them, for sure, have been tested by scientists, and they've found that these rocks are from another planet.

[1830] But there was a rock that they gave to whoever's the head of Holland.

[1831] and it was personally given with a plaque by Neil Armstrong, Buzz Aldrin, and Michael Collins, and it turned out to be petrified wood.

[1832] Moon rock given to Holland by Neil Armstrong and Buzz Aldrin is fake.

[1833] It's a moon rock given to the Dutch prime minister by the Apollo 11 astronauts in 1969 turned out to be a fake.

[1834] So they were given people pieces of petrified wood saying, this is for you, we went to the moon.

[1835] God bless America.

[1836] With $308 ,000 euros.

[1837] Now, there's a bunch of possibilities, okay?

[1838] Let's just be honest about this, because this story is from 2009.

[1839] It's entirely possible that between 1969...

[1840] Well, this is...

[1841] There's multiple sources, but that's the Telegraph.

[1842] That's a legit newspaper.

[1843] But you've got to trace the source.

[1844] For sure.

[1845] What I'm saying is that it's entirely possible that someone stole that moon rock and replaced it with that.

[1846] That's possible.

[1847] That's possible.

[1848] Or it's possible they just had some face.

[1849] rocks.

[1850] Here's the thing.

[1851] Bill Clinton had a fucking, he had a quote in his book, in one of his books.

[1852] I think his book is called My Life.

[1853] He had a quote about the moon landing and a story about him having this conversation with a carpenter and that this carpenter said that he didn't believe the moon landing.

[1854] He goes, them television fellers, they can make anything look real.

[1855] And he said, this is a quote in Bill Clinton's fucking book.

[1856] He said, back then, I thought that guy was a quack, but after, or crank, whatever, crazy person, but after eight years in the White House, I was wondering if he wasn't ahead of his time.

[1857] Oh, wow.

[1858] This is a guy that was the fucking president of the United States, and he's talking specifically about an old carpenter telling him the moon landing was fake, and then he says, I wondered after eight years in the White House if that guy wasn't ahead of his time.

[1859] Causation, correlation.

[1860] Yeah, no, look.

[1861] Look, could be bullshit.

[1862] Yeah.

[1863] Could be bullshit.

[1864] 100%.

[1865] It could be just a good story.

[1866] But I think that's the thing about conspiracy theories.

[1867] It's like they lead you on all these dead -end chases.

[1868] Oh, yeah.

[1869] Well, what's weird is that Trump's a conspiracy theorist.

[1870] There's a lot more adjectives you can add on to that.

[1871] Yeah, but the conspiracy theory aspect is interesting.

[1872] As far as what, it's confirmed.

[1873] You know he's going to want to know about UFOs.

[1874] That's probably the first shit he did.

[1875] He probably sat down.

[1876] What's going on with the aliens?

[1877] Where do we stand?

[1878] He has an interest in that?

[1879] Where do we stand?

[1880] Who doesn't?

[1881] You wouldn't?

[1882] I would guess it.

[1883] I do, for sure.

[1884] I do.

[1885] I don't think we have been visited.

[1886] Come on, dude.

[1887] Let me tell you something.

[1888] Okay.

[1889] You become the president.

[1890] All right.

[1891] President Foster.

[1892] How are you, sir?

[1893] What would you like to do today?

[1894] I'd like to find out if there's fucking aliens.

[1895] It's my first day on the job.

[1896] That's not my first one, man. No?

[1897] No. First day on the job.

[1898] I'm like, take me to the bodies.

[1899] I need to know what the fuck we're up against.

[1900] Are they real?

[1901] I need to know.

[1902] There's no way.

[1903] I would need to know.

[1904] If you knew that there might be a possibility that they knew, you sat down with all the lantern?

[1905] I definitely had to ask, yeah.

[1906] Fuck yeah.

[1907] If you heard rumblings, have you and Mike Pence were in the elevator?

[1908] He won't be my vice president, man. Okay, who would your vice president be?

[1909] Not him.

[1910] Not Mike Pence, but yeah, we're on elevator.

[1911] Who would it be?

[1912] You?

[1913] I don't want to be vice president, too.

[1914] Oh, shit, bro.

[1915] That means you get shot.

[1916] I have to be president.

[1917] That's a good one.

[1918] That's my guy.

[1919] I would let him be president, though.

[1920] Have you had him on your...

[1921] Bunch times.

[1922] Really?

[1923] Yeah, bunch times.

[1924] he's on in a week too What's crazy is I'm subscribed to you on YouTube And the shit keeps kicking me off And I don't know what's going on with that That's the government Trying to control me They can't handle the truth Yeah man It shit piss me off I don't know man I think it's just an algorithm issue Because we also have an issue When we retweet Like there's an automatic tweet That YouTube does And it sends out that we're going live That we're broadcasting live It tweets it out to people It sends it out But it sends it in a fucking Spanish Was it like it was it was like Dutch today?

[1925] Today it says I started a live stream on YouTube But the last day is yeah it was like Dutch or Swedish or I bunch of weird languages that I didn't I couldn't speak That's interesting man yeah my my my my Google shows up like in my inbox this is my name like in In German like the inbox thing it's just in German I'm like I have no idea because you got hacked some German guy Probably man yeah man I don't got shit to hack though hmm yeah so to the long answer of your question that's that's where I stood on this whole moon landing thing that's why I came around to thinking it a different way right I was way too convinced that I was right right I'm like I'm convinced I was right but fucking real low levels of understanding of any of the science of this stuff yeah I think that's the problem is as a society we're so scientifically illiterate you know and that that that causes so much room for speculation and you're kind of um you're kind of prisoner of of of of people who are masters of their craft you're kind of a prisoner to their quote unquote agenda I don't want to put that that bad of a term on it but you're kind of prisoner of that because we don't have we don't have any any any choice but to take their word for or to pursue it yourself right to learn about what they're talking about yourself to know if they're right or not well that's that's absolutely the case right because you know that's the case in almost everything else like that was always like a real problem with martial arts was there was this one dude who had all the information and you didn't know and then you would listen to him say shit and we're like whoa is that true and you would think it was true but now like there's videos you could watch on youtube of like some crazy kung fu dude that's just talking nonsense he doesn't really know how to do anything he's just got some crazy thing about chi power and if you don't know you think this guy is real yeah 100 but once you know you go oh you motherfucker so like someone can pull the wool eye over your eyes about that they could just easily do it with any kind of science or rocket travel.

[1926] I see that's what really got me interested in science.

[1927] It was like you follow, especially like with this climate change shit.

[1928] So like you start reading the like the articles people give you of like why it's not real and then you go and follow the source.

[1929] Like that's where I really learn to start following the sources at all in the articles because it's those sources that you lead to the main source of where the information actually came from and it usually leads to like a scientific paper published in a journal.

[1930] And they're fairly easy to understand.

[1931] Because it's very, I mean, the math and the actual science is probably won't understand.

[1932] But, like, you can get to, they break down how they got to their conclusions.

[1933] Yeah.

[1934] And that's what I can appreciate about science.

[1935] It actually gives you an understanding.

[1936] Yeah, with citations.

[1937] Yeah, of course.

[1938] Shows you each, you know, what each study was all about that proved certain things on it.

[1939] Yeah, that's super important to be able to look at that stuff.

[1940] And obviously, the math.

[1941] I got a lot of time, though, man. I do it with biology sometimes.

[1942] I do it with, like, different discoveries of it.

[1943] I got obsessed with this chimpanzee that they found in the Congo.

[1944] It's called the Bondo Ape.

[1945] And I started reading as much as I could read about this chimpanze.

[1946] There's one chimpanzee in the Congo that's way bigger than other chimpanzees.

[1947] It's enormous.

[1948] It's like a six -foot -tall, 300 -pound chimpanzee.

[1949] They walk upright.

[1950] They're huge.

[1951] Enormous chimps.

[1952] Not okay.

[1953] Yeah.

[1954] Well, they have two different kinds of chimps, too.

[1955] Like the locals call them tree beaters.

[1956] And they have another one.

[1957] I think they call them the ground.

[1958] dwellers and tree beaters.

[1959] I think that's what they call them.

[1960] Because these chimps are so big that they nest on the ground like gorillas.

[1961] They don't even bother climbing trees.

[1962] But it's just, they're limited to this one area.

[1963] They have a crest on their forehead, like a gorilla where it's a high crest of the bone.

[1964] So they have these big massive plates of muscle that they bite down with.

[1965] And then they have like this gorilla crest.

[1966] Regular chimps don't have that.

[1967] Right.

[1968] So when they first found skulls from these things, they were confused.

[1969] They were trying to figure out it was a hybrid between a gorilla and champ but then um is that um um do you where'd you get that just bondo eight that looks like that looks fake that looks like that looks fake but see that one okay go up to go push your cursor above and then go slightly to the right go all the way to the right keep going no the bottom level bottom level sorry up yeah no no no where those those pictures right above just go straight above now go to the right to the right to the right one more next guy that picture sorry yeah just make it bigger That was taken by a guy named Carl Amman.

[1970] He's a Swiss wildlife photographer.

[1971] And he became obsessed with these Bondo apes in, I feel like it was somewhere around 1996.

[1972] And he moved to the Congo.

[1973] And he stayed there for quite a while, trying to take photographs of these really elusive animals.

[1974] But they got that one on a camera trap.

[1975] And it's a fucking huge chimpanzee.

[1976] There's another one that's dead that they shot.

[1977] And it's these two guys hold it by the, that's one.

[1978] for sure.

[1979] But that's a pretty big one, but there's that one right there.

[1980] That's a way bigger one.

[1981] They shot that one at the airport.

[1982] It is fucking huge.

[1983] And it was shot somewhere near some air strip.

[1984] So that's like one of the big pieces of evidence other than now they have bones and they have scat samples and tissue samples.

[1985] So they know they exist.

[1986] But they're really, really, really hard to get to.

[1987] Because the Congo is like almost as wide as the United States and it's just filled with fucking crazy shit that can kill you.

[1988] Everything, everywhere you go is just those monsters just everywhere.

[1989] Fucking crocodiles and the wild man. And the people there are dangerous as fuck too.

[1990] But this area is particularly dangerous where, so it's really difficult to get to him but I got obsessed with this goddamn thing.

[1991] So I was reading everything I could read about that.

[1992] Right.

[1993] I have never felt in love.

[1994] No, I never heard of it.

[1995] I never fell in love with the apes like that man. I'm fascinated by apes, man. I feel like we're so close.

[1996] We're just, we're just the hair removed.

[1997] Yeah, we are.

[1998] But I just, so to me, there's, just when you look at them, I got super high once when I went to the zoo, and I hung out, I was by myself, sat in front of the chimpanzee cage for like a good solid hour, man. Just watch those chimps move around.

[1999] I was on an edible.

[2000] Edibles.

[2001] They hate you.

[2002] Just do things for you.

[2003] They sit you back.

[2004] And I remember, like, watching.

[2005] them interact with each other thinking like they're like people but not yeah they're like people but way more brutal way more like way less paths it's eerie it's kind of erie i was actually at the zoo not too long ago i took my kids they love it go but um i don't remember what kind of primate it was man but he was just hanging on the cage and we was walking by and he was just kind of like following us and i was like i felt so weird man like it was almost like he was like what's going on man how y 'all doing Like, he wanted the, it was the weirdest shit.

[2006] I wasn't even on an edible.

[2007] Yeah, it's weird when you see their nature come out.

[2008] They're like us.

[2009] You ever seen one, there's one where a little kid was like pounded in her chest in front of the window?

[2010] And the grill was like, bitch!

[2011] Just threw himself at the glass and cracked it.

[2012] I saw that one.

[2013] He cracked the glass, man. They don't need to be in there, man. Yeah, they shouldn't be in there.

[2014] I don't, I mean, the only thing that I could see.

[2015] that would make sense why you want to keep them theirs because if they're so endangered that you need to keep them alive in these contained environments before they figure out a way to reintroduce them back into the wild I know man extinction is part of the evolutionary process it's like 99 % of all species have died off yeah it's part it's part of it so you think we should just let them die let them die whoa that's deep it is I know that people don't want to hear that but it's the true I mean what everything dies you know what's fucked up what if we're killing what if we're letting these guerrillas stay alive but really if we just let them die they would like evolve into something way cooler that's that's what i don't know that's the shit that i've been thinking about dog it's like all right so the evolutionary tree of life right like we have fucked it up i don't want to say fucked it up because it was definitely a part of it but it's like we're directly influencing it and i just wonder like what like where is it going go from here like well all life forms do that though but no like like we've kind of escaped because like natural selection is all about survival and it's all about uh that's basically it just adapting to the environment to survive right and now it's not about that anymore we don't we don't adapt to our environment to survive anymore we we create our environment right it's different it is definitely different but it's still adapting to the environment because instead of using like physical tools and attributes we figured out a way to do it mentally where we create things that can alter the environment that's what i'm saying so like still let's what it signals is to me is a new form of life like it's a physical like it's structured like structures and things that we're using whether they're um household appliances or electronics all that stuff is evolving yeah as well like it's all happening right so that's the new like the new ability to adapt it's all coming out of these things instead of coming out of us we're putting our work into that.

[2016] But that's what I'm saying.

[2017] I'm, I'm not sure, but I don't think we've ever seen this part of evolution arise like this before.

[2018] No, we haven't.

[2019] Not like this.

[2020] Nah.

[2021] And it's crazy to me. I don't, like, I'm just so, like, I love that I live in the time that we do, the information age and all that shit, but like, I so want to be able to live, like, 300 years from now to see where we're at a society.

[2022] I would love to see that.

[2023] Yeah, I would love to see it, too, but I'm scared.

[2024] I want to see it happen, though.

[2025] I mean, I like, I like this now.

[2026] us now.

[2027] I'm fascinated to see what's happening here.

[2028] I am too, but like, I want to see AI, and I want to see life on other planets.

[2029] I think AI is going to turn out like Blade Runner.

[2030] Blade Runner, I don't...

[2031] You never saw that movie?

[2032] I don't think so.

[2033] I saw Blade Runner.

[2034] I saw that too.

[2035] I don't know Blade Runner.

[2036] Blade Runner's Harrison Ford, the movie about these artificial people that are so difficult to tell that they don't even know they're artificial people.

[2037] No. Dude, it's a dope movie.

[2038] I got to check that one out.

[2039] Well, they're going to, they're doing it again, right?

[2040] Who's going to be the Blade Runner guy now?

[2041] Is Harrison Ford in it again?

[2042] That would be crazy.

[2043] Rutger Howard.

[2044] Ryan Gosling and Harrison Ford is in.

[2045] Oh, powerful, Ryan Gosling.

[2046] Yeah, good move.

[2047] But it was it's a great science fiction movie, man. Ryan Gosling can act.

[2048] He'll pull that shit off.

[2049] It's a really good movie, man. I got checking out.

[2050] It holds up, too.

[2051] It's one of those few movies it holds up.

[2052] I got checking out.

[2053] But it was probably like about two things.

[2054] I mean, the movie was made, I want to say, the 90s right 80s 82 82 yeah that was before my time man yeah before everybody's time but it seemed i think they were like saying it was like 2030 or something like that's 2019 actually 2019 that's hilarious it's two years that's hilarious that is so funny they always think that it was going to be way more crazy than it is crazy we got hoverboards man yeah but you know what they never expected is the craziest thing which is the internet they thought that our Our evolution would turn, would be like people would fly around in cars, like they had flying cars and shit.

[2055] That's what they thought was going to happen.

[2056] And then they would have artificial people that you couldn't distinguish.

[2057] Like, uh, surrogates.

[2058] Well, they were, the Rutger -Hauer character was the most fascinating one.

[2059] I check this movie out.

[2060] It's good fucking movie.

[2061] I love sci -fi.

[2062] That's my favorite shit.

[2063] And there's that girl that was, what was her name, Sean?

[2064] What was her name?

[2065] She was a huge deal for a long time.

[2066] She was a huge movie star Sean, God damn it But she was one of those people Like one of the first people That we saw In the younger generation Chong Young To like sort of crack from the pressure Of stardom and success Just whew Woo Just that fishbow She went crazy Yeah It's that fishbow That fish bowl's no joke right It's a weird thing man It's a weird Funny shit of man So like I'm having dinner I got my kids And stuff We had the table and that's a couple years ago and we in Houston and some guy comes and say hey man big fan man can you take a picture with my baby and then puts his baby on a table whoa what the fuck are you like it's the weirdest shit ever man and people do weird stuff like that all the time put his baby on the table like take a picture on a baby and I'm like get your baby off the table that's so weird yeah I mean you probably get it all the time people do weird shit yeah but that's a weird one clink here yeah take a picture people like people like are like hold my baby like take a picture I'm like, dog, like, if I drop your baby, do you know what kind of shit I'd be?

[2067] I was like, I'm not holding your baby.

[2068] What is wrong?

[2069] Why would you want me to hold you?

[2070] Your baby has no clue who I am, like, doesn't care.

[2071] People are strange, man. Maybe one's milk.

[2072] People are fucking strange.

[2073] I think at least you were a young man when you experienced that.

[2074] What freaks me out is child stars.

[2075] I couldn't, oof.

[2076] Because it's accused, like, you never get normalcy.

[2077] No. Like, that fucks you up.

[2078] There's no normal, ever.

[2079] You never get it.

[2080] Yeah.

[2081] You were born famous.

[2082] Like, if you're famous when you're seven, do you remember before seven?

[2083] I don't remember before seven.

[2084] I think four is when I really started like, okay, I'm in the world.

[2085] Jamie, you got any memories of when you were seven?

[2086] Few of like being at a babysitter and like maybe nothing real.

[2087] So if everything from seven on was fame?

[2088] It's a funny story.

[2089] My mom to this day, dog, she denies it, right?

[2090] So I have this vivid memory.

[2091] I was three years old.

[2092] And I used to have a babysitter.

[2093] right across the street from my apartment complex that I used to go to.

[2094] I forget a name.

[2095] But one day, I come into the room and there's paramedics.

[2096] I didn't know they were paramedics, but there's paramedics, and she's laying on the couch.

[2097] She was pregnant the whole time, and I see her belly split open.

[2098] I saw a C -section at like three or four years old.

[2099] My mom does not believe me to this day.

[2100] She's like, there's no way you saw a C -section.

[2101] I'm like, how do I know this?

[2102] Like, how do I?

[2103] And I didn't say anything at the time because, I mean, how did I know that didn't happen in every babysitter's place?

[2104] Right?

[2105] No, I did.

[2106] But, like, I saw it as a kid.

[2107] Wow.

[2108] That was very bad.

[2109] They should have, I'm not sure why they didn't take me out of the room.

[2110] Like, that's, it's disturbing, man. But is it good for you to see?

[2111] Like, it's just information, right?

[2112] Like, nobody got hurt.

[2113] It seems like a crazy thing, but it's how life gets into the world.

[2114] I just feel like if I was, like, cutting the belly open, and I see a three -year -old, I'm like, you should probably leave the room.

[2115] Just in care.

[2116] I don't know what it could have did to me. Right.

[2117] I don't know.

[2118] Yeah, I definitely wouldn't encourage a three -year -old to do it.

[2119] Like, that I know would be good.

[2120] Oh, no, it's good for the kid.

[2121] Yeah, no, you need to see this information.

[2122] Let him see it.

[2123] Let him see it.

[2124] Get up close, Billy.

[2125] Don't be a pussy.

[2126] Stop throwing up.

[2127] You're going to make this place contaminated.

[2128] Oh, man. Some girls do it just to keep their pussy tight.

[2129] Are you serious?

[2130] Yep.

[2131] They're like, I'm not taking any chances.

[2132] That's so selfish.

[2133] Hmm.

[2134] Or are they just like tight pussy.

[2135] Happy National Woman's Day.

[2136] Look, they're like, listen, the kid's going to be fine.

[2137] Debbie's son was born by C -section He's fine The kid's fine That is crazy That's a real thing Yeah, it's a real thing Yeah Orra There was a thing that used to advertise Joey Diaz used to have a joke about About vaginal rejuvenation You know, they used to talk about that all the time That was like a, because it became a thing Where they could Tighten that baby back You'd like sew it I don't know What shit, you know everything else bro I bet it's horrific If you have a big thing And you have to make it a small thing involves cutting cutting and stitching and I would imagine it would be that's a weird it's a weird place to get cut open yikes couldn't do it woo yeah and then what happens after that what if it's too tight what if it doesn't work anymore doctor fucks up non -surgical 30 minute treatment thank God it's quick it only takes 30 minutes that's what everybody wants I can fix your pussy at 30 minutes where do I sign where do I put my credit card I quick it a better man imagine there's a 30 minute procedure that tightens up your box and girls just are so lazy they don't go I don't have 30 minutes but you just 30 minutes that's how you have to do are you saying that it's not good no no no no baby baby it's amazing I'm not saying it's not good but you can make it perfect you can make it perfect why are you fucking around like if there was a 30 second dick rejuvenation procedure where there was like a place that you could go and they can make your dick bigger Vaginal rejuvenation Learn more Flying in?

[2138] Yeah.

[2139] They would have like flights out of Kennedy that were directly going there.

[2140] Yo, good morning America.

[2141] Yeah.

[2142] It's a real thing.

[2143] Yeah, look at it.

[2144] I had no idea.

[2145] Look at it.

[2146] This is my favorite part.

[2147] Did you know that you age in every part of your body?

[2148] They're talking about old pussies.

[2149] They just planted a thought in your head.

[2150] My dude, Patrice O 'Neill, say, what do you say?

[2151] Age like bread, not like wine.

[2152] Hold on.

[2153] Go back.

[2154] Don't scroll down.

[2155] look at the top paragraph here female wellness is just as important as taking care of your face what in the fuck does that mean i would agree yeah but what she's saying female wellness she's talking about having a tight pussy you got to be like pc a little bit man that's hilarious you got to sell your product and you can't just be saying yo fix your box women what business are you in um female wellness what does that mean i fix pussies tighten them bitches up West Side Aesthetics is introducing a revolutionary technology that rejuvenates the vaginal area and remarkably restores women's confidence.

[2156] They're confidence.

[2157] That's a big part of life, though, man. Sex is a huge part of life.

[2158] Look at this shit.

[2159] Thermava is a 30 -minute non -surgical treatment that gently applies radiation.

[2160] Radio frequency.

[2161] R -F frequency to reclaim, restore, and.

[2162] Revive Feminine Wellness Without discomfort or downtime.

[2163] Down time from Dick.

[2164] That's what they're saying.

[2165] Where's the small, where's the small print?

[2166] That is a small print.

[2167] Like, I'm really concerned that while getting rejuvenated, I can't take Dick.

[2168] Oh, no, baby.

[2169] There's got to be a, before you.

[2170] Jamie, go back so I could read more of that stuff.

[2171] Yeah, this is crazy.

[2172] It increases nourishment to tissues by stimulating blood, vessel production and increases sensitivity by stimulating nerve regeneration.

[2173] Okay.

[2174] That doesn't seem true because everything that I've read about nerve regeneration is it is a very slow and tedious process.

[2175] Yeah, no it is.

[2176] Like if you get injured, right?

[2177] Yeah.

[2178] So my dad actually had, we don't know not sure what happened, but he kind of lost filling in his arm.

[2179] He can't, you can't raise.

[2180] I think that's probably what it was.

[2181] But like it's slowly creeping its way.

[2182] It was like two years ago and it's slowly he still struggles with it but you know slowly getting better yeah slowly yeah it's a slow process though real slow yeah super slow um my friend boss rootin the former ufc champion had uh neck surgery it had something fucked up in his neck and his arm shrunk to the point where he calls one arm his baby arm atrophy and it's coming back now slowly but surely but every time i see him like a year later it's like a little bit better yeah you know i mean it's like a multi multi year process and this guy was UFC heavyweight champion and he's a bad motherfucker in his prime and it got him to the point where his arm and it doesn't even grow back so you're telling me they could just blast your pussy with some radiation and those nerves are going to go back why wouldn't they take that nerve pussy thing and put it on boss rootin's arm you know i have a female wellness on my arm yeah well it was embarrassing but to get my arm back i had to go to the female Wellness Center and get I had a stick in the vaginal rejuvenation machine hey whatever works though yeah but if it did work that's probably one of the first places they would use it on there's a lot of things that we could use female wellness on just calling it female wellness is hilarious female wellness definitely a cool time how many women know what you're talking about if you talk about like if you talk about like women's health issues you go oh abortion you know like women's rights Oh, abortion.

[2183] I know you're talking about abortion, but you say women's rights.

[2184] When it comes to, like, women's health rights, reproductive rights, we're really talking not just about birth control pills, but also about abortion.

[2185] So if you say women's reproductive rights, immediately people think abortion.

[2186] But if you say feminine wellness, you don't think...

[2187] I think, like, breast cancer.

[2188] Yeah.

[2189] That's what pops up in my head.

[2190] Yeah, I would think...

[2191] But it's deeper than that.

[2192] Rejuvenation, man. They're using it in a weird way.

[2193] They kind of co -opted that term.

[2194] Feminine wellness.

[2195] It's important, bro It is important It is important Sure Confidence is everything Man Confidence is everything And if you know You've got a rejuvenated pussy This puts a sparkling your eye That's no denying You get pepping your step It's just the way she struts I know she got the procedure done I'm gonna ask her Don't ask her bro Girls get pissed So what have been doing Your spare time You get your pussy rejuvenated Or anything They will never admit it To the end of time.

[2196] No, it's my mother's pussy's amazing.

[2197] She's 60.

[2198] Everybody's pussy and my family's amazing.

[2199] We have amazing pussies.

[2200] No, man. Boy, this fucking conversation deteriorate.

[2201] There's just another word on here for just a pelvic exam is what it gets down to.

[2202] Another word for a pelvic exam?

[2203] I mean, yeah, I just Googled wellness or whatever, female wellness exam.

[2204] So it popped up and, yes.

[2205] See, that makes sense, like a pelvic examination, checking you.

[2206] you for issues not tightening up your box i'm scared of that prostate thing that's coming scary yeah oh you already did it the finger in the ass i had it for a physical for physical they had put a finger in my ass all right yeah whoa yeah man very uncomfortable um kind of wasn't they just loove it up stick it in there yeah i'm dreading it man yeah it's weird people have problems though you got to be that prostate problem is a real issue with people like how many people have like ball cancer prostate cancer.

[2207] My grandpa, my grandpa died from prostate cancer.

[2208] cancer scares a shit out of me. And what scares a shit out of me is our society, like what we've created is so awesome.

[2209] Like, being in the city is amazing.

[2210] Being able to go to a restaurant's amazing.

[2211] Be able to fly in a plane, go across the country.

[2212] Look, all of a sudden we're in Florida.

[2213] It's all amazing.

[2214] The food that we eat, the fact that we get food anywhere, the fact that you can go to Wendy's and just pull right in and get a burger.

[2215] But what how much cost is that on our biology all that amazing stuff like how bad is it to be in a polluted area like how bad is it well life expectancy is actually the highest it's ever been though it's true sure because people have great but they have great medicine and procedures and they catch things early they're really good at treating cancer but what how good are we at recognizing like what's causing that stuff how much of it is diet you know how much of it is nutritional deficiencies in your diet probably i think what is the number one killer is heart disease isn't it I think, yeah, I think heart disease, which is also connected to obesity and a lot of folks.

[2216] Is that the number one killer?

[2217] Oh, cigarettes, terrible.

[2218] The fact that that's still around.

[2219] Yeah, that's crazy.

[2220] When I was a kid, when I was like 15, I smoked a cigarette once with my sister.

[2221] My sister, she kept smoking for a few years after that.

[2222] But it was a couple friends, we just moved into this neighborhood, and I'm like, I'll try it.

[2223] And I was like, this is so crazy.

[2224] Like, the fact that anybody wants to smoke this?

[2225] Yeah, I tried it.

[2226] That first pool, like, I felt like, I felt like.

[2227] like I was going to die.

[2228] And you're voluntarily, and what are you getting out of it?

[2229] You getting like a little buzz?

[2230] Nah, really?

[2231] A little bit, yeah.

[2232] You get a little bit of a buzz.

[2233] That's why I don't understand.

[2234] So people who smoke cigarettes, I'm like, why don't you just smoke weed?

[2235] Like, you actually get something out of it.

[2236] Like cigarettes, you just sit there and die.

[2237] But I felt you get, like, kind of an opposite thing out of it.

[2238] Because with cigarettes, you get a, ah, fuck it feeling.

[2239] Like, I don't give a fuck.

[2240] Who gives a fuck?

[2241] The fuck it.

[2242] I've never felt that, man. No, that's what I got.

[2243] I never got that.

[2244] This article came out.

[2245] like came out like seven days ago or earlier this month about building near freeways in LA.

[2246] Look at this.

[2247] I'm not supposed to build within 500 free of a freeway, but just definitely do.

[2248] LA keeps building near freeways, even though living there makes people sick.

[2249] Are you one of the 2 .5 million Southern California is already living in the pollution zone?

[2250] Wow.

[2251] Yeah, when I pass on the 405 and there's those, look at this, Jesus Christ, people there suffer higher rates of asthma, heart attacks, strokes, lung cancer, and preterm births.

[2252] Recent research.

[2253] research has added more health risk to the list including childhood obesity autism and dementia wow wow see that's when you click that recent research button and see what they talk about boy yeah there's apartment buildings like right off the 405 when you're driving towards like Santa Monica and I'm like that is like you're living right there especially in LA man yeah y 'all don't go nowhere it's just like it's just a yeah 15 mile and hours everywhere man choking in it do you like living in Texas no no no no where you're gonna settle I haven't figured that one else yet I was um I was thinking around thing around Denver I had but I heard Denver was super dope but I had a buddy yeah I heard a buddy that just moved from LA I mean from Denver to LA and he's just like man it's just he's just dead over there I can't I gotta be alive and I was like oh he's crazy I feel you man dead go to the mountains bitch go see the mountains he's not an outdoors dude no And that.

[2254] Well, it's definitely dead in terms of, like, city action.

[2255] It's nothing like it is out here.

[2256] Denver's interesting, though.

[2257] It's Denver's had legal weed for a long time because they basically weren't arresting people for it for the longest time.

[2258] They had kind of said like a state or a citywide thing that they weren't going to arrest people.

[2259] Like, when I first came there, it's like, I don't remember what year, but I've been working at the comedy works in Denver for a long time.

[2260] And when I first went there, they were like, yeah, they don't arrest people for weed.

[2261] I don't want to be, what?

[2262] Like, yeah, they pass something in the city where they don't arrest people for weed in the city.

[2263] I'm like, that's crazy, but this is Colorado.

[2264] Like, I thought of Colorado's like, cowboys, like, what do you think of Wyoming?

[2265] Like, Republicans and real strict, but Denver was never like that.

[2266] It's like a weird, it's a weird town, man. What's, I mean, you know a lot about this shit, or what started the movement in Denver to go towards progression in wheat?

[2267] Well, I think the statewide, movement of Colorado making marijuana legal and being the first state along with Seattle or among with Washington State rather I think um Colorado people don't like people telling them what the fuck to do that's a big part of it I mean they're rugged people you got to realize if you can if your family made it to Colorado like in the 1800s or whatever you got some rugged jeans is that deep oh yeah man those people move there there's a core group of people that settled in Colorado during the gold rush.

[2268] Manifest destiny.

[2269] Yeah, man. When people came over and they wanted homestead, get blocks of land and you stay on it for a few years and you can get to own it.

[2270] Yeah, man, that shit all happened.

[2271] And those were the gold rush people, man. Right?

[2272] I mean, wasn't that where Colorado was originally settled?

[2273] Wasn't it?

[2274] California was, right?

[2275] California's a gold rush.

[2276] Like, why the fuck did people go to Colorado?

[2277] That's what I have no idea.

[2278] Well, Google, when was Denver established?

[2279] I'm going to guess.

[2280] I'm going to take a guess.

[2281] I'm going to say it was like the 1700s.

[2282] Now I'm going to go after that.

[2283] 1800s?

[2284] 1850.

[2285] 1850.

[2286] 1850?

[2287] Holy shit.

[2288] Perfect.

[2289] That was really good.

[2290] That was pretty good.

[2291] Very good.

[2292] So think about that.

[2293] What kind of gangsters were traveling across the country at 1850?

[2294] You know, you had to be a bad motherfucker to get across the country.

[2295] If you live here in California, the same thing holds true.

[2296] Like the people that first got here, like in the 17, 1800s, whatever it was and they first settled here.

[2297] But then everybody comes in here and all the actors and it's just the gene pool's watered down.

[2298] But in Denver, that gene pool's not watered down.

[2299] You've got a bunch of people who moved there.

[2300] But the original DNA is of just gangsters who came over here to try to make it in the wild west.

[2301] So that's interesting.

[2302] So you're saying the liberalism of the move from east to west.

[2303] And the gene pool of not giving a fuck that's interesting yeah it has to be that there's definitely something to it because if you think about it all the like the really like there's a giant group of immigrants on the east coast of this country and there's also like a hostility that's almost like ancient on the east coast of the country that's different from the hostility on the west coast that's true it's like an ancient sort of like shitty way people get along with each other in New York and you could attribute it to the call it that yeah you can attribute it to the weather, you know, you could attribute it to the overpopulation.

[2304] Everybody just on top of each other.

[2305] Yeah, you could.

[2306] You could attribute it to that.

[2307] I think, and both things could be possibly true.

[2308] But there's other spots like you go to Canada and the weather's horrible.

[2309] Like Toronto has crazy traffic and a lot of people and they're nice as hell.

[2310] I heard, yeah.

[2311] I went to Canada once.

[2312] They're so nice.

[2313] So nice.

[2314] So I don't know what it is, but I think it has something to do with the fact that the original people that came there were these hard scrabble people that were trying to make it by getting on a boat and traveling across the ocean to a land that they really didn't know much about.

[2315] I mean, they might have known someone here.

[2316] They might have had an uncle or family members, and they were going to try to settle.

[2317] I mean, those were gangster people.

[2318] You have to be so, and then the people that were sick of those people, like, fuck this, we're going to keep going.

[2319] And they kept going west.

[2320] And then in 1858, they settled in Denver.

[2321] I mean, those were rugged people, man. So when you see that city there, and that city's embraced by the Rocky Mountains, so you have this constant natural beauty around you.

[2322] It's like a little bowl, too.

[2323] Yeah.

[2324] I mean, it's a bowl, and you look out of your window.

[2325] Like, if you stay in a hotel in Denver, you look out the window, you're like, whoa.

[2326] You see the Rocky Mountains.

[2327] You're like, holy shit.

[2328] It's a real clean city, too.

[2329] Yeah.

[2330] Like, it's when I was walking downtown.

[2331] And it's like, they keep it up here.

[2332] They do.

[2333] Yeah.

[2334] It's also like you have to be a certain kind of person to be able to survive that winter.

[2335] You know, you got to be the kind of person that can just fucking tolerate shit and still show up at work and get things done.

[2336] You can't be a baby.

[2337] Out here you could be a baby.

[2338] How you can be like, I don't like to go out when it rains because all the oil on the road.

[2339] It's like people don't know how to drive in it.

[2340] It's like I'm not doing this.

[2341] It's like, I'm going to call in and I'm going to say, in Colorado, they have to go to work on black ice.

[2342] People are just sliding around on each other like bumper cars.

[2343] Fast Fury, fast and a furious in it.

[2344] You ever hit black ice when you're driving?

[2345] I've never hit black ice.

[2346] I don't really like the cold, so I'm one of the whining people, I don't want to be getting out, man. Well, you don't have to like the cold.

[2347] That's the thing, man. Especially a guy like you.

[2348] You've proven yourself so physically tough.

[2349] Nobody could ever say that the reason why you don't like the cold is because you're a pussy.

[2350] No, no, no, I just don't like cold.

[2351] Yeah, I'm definitely not a pussy.

[2352] That's why I was a fucking...

[2353] Definitely not that.

[2354] That's why I was a famous football player, bitch?

[2355] All right?

[2356] I'm not a pussy.

[2357] I just not stupid.

[2358] I don't want to be cold.

[2359] I just don't get...

[2360] But see, I also don't like being hot, though.

[2361] Yeah.

[2362] Well, you tell those people, why don't you just be cold all the time?

[2363] If you're so it's a Bad ass.

[2364] Why wear clothes?

[2365] What?

[2366] You need to be warm, you fucking pussy?

[2367] Oh, sometimes you need to be a pussy.

[2368] But right now you don't?

[2369] Fuck out of here.

[2370] Like, people who live in San Diego, like, one of the things that you'll talk to about, you know, if you know, I have a bunch of buddies who live in San Diego and you ask them about it.

[2371] Like, why do you live in San Diego?

[2372] They're like, it's never shitty here.

[2373] Yeah, it's beautiful.

[2374] The weather's perfect always.

[2375] Why would you move?

[2376] I went to high school down there.

[2377] What part?

[2378] Mission Bay.

[2379] Oh, that's nice.

[2380] In Mission Beach area, so.

[2381] You know what's the craziest?

[2382] part is La Jolla.

[2383] They got a comedy store out there.

[2384] That's different.

[2385] And they got these mansions that overlook the ocean and everybody's on pills.

[2386] La Jolla is like, yeah, for sure.

[2387] La Jolla is like a different it's a different area.

[2388] Yeah, it's too much money.

[2389] It's so much money out there, man. Yeah.

[2390] There's too much money.

[2391] Whenever you get too much money in an area, it's just like, ah, nobody knows what to do.

[2392] Oh, they know what to do.

[2393] Yeah, but they get crazy.

[2394] That's, you start buying yachts, snort and coke and on the yacht.

[2395] Yeah.

[2396] You're crazy, right?

[2397] Yeah.

[2398] I can't do the water either, though.

[2399] That Coronado Island, that's a crazy, rich island, right?

[2400] White sand.

[2401] Isn't that white sand?

[2402] Yeah, man. White people and white sand.

[2403] It's usually the case.

[2404] Where is white sand is white people?

[2405] White people go, this is ours.

[2406] Plant the flag, Melvin.

[2407] White sand to go with my white soul, my white spirit.

[2408] Yeah, that Coronado Island, there's a bunch of fucking, like, I think, Donald Rumsfeld lives there.

[2409] It's one of those places.

[2410] Yeah, no, it's exclusive for sure.

[2411] Yeah, it's like away from San Diego.

[2412] You actually have to go.

[2413] Yeah.

[2414] You can drive there, though, right?

[2415] You can drive over some crazy bridge.

[2416] Coronado Bridge.

[2417] They probably have dynamite on the bridge just in case fucking riots break out.

[2418] The peasants.

[2419] Too many colors.

[2420] Release the bridge.

[2421] Boom.

[2422] It's so weird.

[2423] Like the dogs out there, they're so friendly.

[2424] Everything is just, it's weird.

[2425] Well, that was one of the things you said when you were talking about being able to take a wolf.

[2426] You're like, I grew up with, like, stray pit bulls around.

[2427] I knew how to handle myself.

[2428] Yeah, I mean, you had to.

[2429] You know what I'm saying?

[2430] Like, sometimes you had to kick them and run or, like, kick them in the legs, and they'd limp.

[2431] You know what I'm saying?

[2432] So you had to maneuver sometimes.

[2433] Sometimes I just used to outrun them.

[2434] It's tough, but it's like, I'm new to the whole dog thing.

[2435] So I got a dog.

[2436] I got a husky.

[2437] I used to be, like, fearful of dogs.

[2438] Like, not fearful in the sense.

[2439] Like, I was scared or was going to kill me. Like, I just didn't want to have to fight a dog.

[2440] Like, that's not in me, right?

[2441] That's a crazy thing enough to worry about.

[2442] Like it was every bit I got bit in the face When I was seven Yeah So like my uncle He was staying with us At the time And he had dogs And for like two weeks I never had a problem Before I was like eight I never had a problem before So I was walking back from school And And A sudden like I walk up Just happy And I hear And I was like You like it was me Like you can't talk to dogs So I was scared of shit And so like I walk up And he just Wow Got to me and ever since then What kind of dog Let me guess German Shepherd Yeah fuck dude they bite kids man those dogs bite kids when I was a kid my aunt got bit by a German Shepherd she got her face fucked up by a German Shepherd I know two or three other kids that have been bitten by German Shepherds yeah it was weird man and so ever since then fuck man I didn't I didn't fuck with dogs at all like I hated them and then we had this one pit that like I swear after a while it's like dog I walk by your fence every day like get it together man but like I used to run from him run from so many You know what?

[2443] It probably became a game for him.

[2444] Probably.

[2445] Many different times you walked by and he still couldn't get you.

[2446] Like one day, this motherfucker's going to come bar and I'm going to get him.

[2447] I'm going to figure my way through this.

[2448] Fucking friends.

[2449] I'm going to get him.

[2450] They got nothing else to do.

[2451] This is what I found out about dogs.

[2452] So I finally was like, I was 29 years old.

[2453] I was like, I got to get over this fear.

[2454] Like I got to get a dog and see what it's all about.

[2455] So I got a husky, cutest little thing ever.

[2456] And after a while, I started understanding dogs more.

[2457] And you understand that they're really only pieces of shit.

[2458] if their owners are pieces of shit.

[2459] And so, like, the dog directly reflects its owner.

[2460] Yes.

[2461] And so now I understand, like, growing up in the neighbors that grew up, nobody has time or money to care for the dog like they should.

[2462] So they're onry.

[2463] Yeah.

[2464] Just like the people.

[2465] Yeah.

[2466] Yeah.

[2467] So, as president, what's your first move?

[2468] Remember, I'm not going to be your vice president, but I'll be like...

[2469] You're going to be in my cabinet.

[2470] Do you watch House of Cards?

[2471] Do you watch House of Cards?

[2472] I haven't seen that.

[2473] I heard of a good one, though.

[2474] I'll be like the dude who got fucked up by the hooker.

[2475] You're going to be my Sean Spicer, man. But I won't be involved in any of that.

[2476] No, Sean Spicer, that fucking dude, he has to take the hits.

[2477] He has to go up there and say the bullshit that he knows is not true.

[2478] That's what I need you to do, well.

[2479] Oh, okay.

[2480] You know what I do do it, though?

[2481] I'll let the people know.

[2482] When I'm lying, I'll just wear a fake mustache.

[2483] So I'll give the same press conference and I'll have a fake mustache.

[2484] Good evening, ladies and gentlemen.

[2485] Put it on mid -sentence.

[2486] The president has alerted me of this important news.

[2487] You know the first thing I probably do?

[2488] I probably pardon people in jail for a week.

[2489] Oh, yeah.

[2490] It has nothing to do with me being here and you're fucking a week.

[2491] But it's like it's such a problem.

[2492] It's such a problem.

[2493] Yeah.

[2494] The president pardoned Chelsea Manning, right?

[2495] Didn't Obama pardoned Chelsea Manning?

[2496] I don't think he pardoned him, I think.

[2497] Commuted her sentence.

[2498] So pardon means you're exonerated of any guilt.

[2499] Yeah.

[2500] Whereas commuted your sentences just.

[2501] So he's allowed to pardon a bunch of people though, right?

[2502] Does he get like 20 pardon or something like that?

[2503] No. It's hard than the most, I think, ever.

[2504] There's a limit, though?

[2505] I don't think there's a limit.

[2506] I thought it was like comps.

[2507] Like, you know, if you work at a comedy club, you get 20 comps on Saturday night.

[2508] My friends want to come to the show.

[2509] They're good.

[2510] You save table five.

[2511] He's at 1927.

[2512] Good for him.

[2513] Whoa.

[2514] Convicted of federal crimes.

[2515] Wow.

[2516] Pardon, commutation of sentence, remission of fine or restitution and reprieve.

[2517] Wow.

[2518] He should have did...

[2519] List of the people.

[2520] List of the people.

[2521] Click the list.

[2522] Let's find out who the lists are.

[2523] He should have did Asada Shakur.

[2524] Who's that?

[2525] Oh, that Tupac's mom?

[2526] No. She was an activist back in the...

[2527] When the Black Panthers were rising and she...

[2528] I think she got political asylum in Cuba.

[2529] And I think it was the FBI I was after.

[2530] This was when the FBI was treating the Black Panthers like a terrorist organization.

[2531] And they were offering...

[2532] They offered...

[2533] Huey P. Newton and it was a big deal.

[2534] And aside of the show, I think she's still on the run.

[2535] Whoa.

[2536] Where is she?

[2537] I couldn't tell.

[2538] I think it's, it's not cute.

[2539] It's not cute.

[2540] Don't say it out loud.

[2541] She ain't talking about.

[2542] What was she, what were they accusing her of?

[2543] That I couldn't tell you, man. There was a whole bunch of conspiracies back then.

[2544] Do you remember when Obama was running for president and they found out that he was friends with a professor in Chicago that was one of the weathermen I don't remember that.

[2545] The Weatherman was a documentary that I watched.

[2546] Duncan Trusel called my friend Duncan called me up.

[2547] Dude, you got to see this.

[2548] It was crazy.

[2549] They were taking acid and robbing banks and having orgies together.

[2550] And I was like, what?

[2551] Well, it was no, it was the weathermen.

[2552] It was this group, this radical group in the 1970s that was trying to overthrow the government.

[2553] And they were just a bunch of crazy people.

[2554] And they were doing acid.

[2555] And one of them wound up being a professor one day.

[2556] Here it is.

[2557] Bill Ayers.

[2558] And the 2008 presidential election controversy.

[2559] So this guy was one of the members of the weathermen.

[2560] And he went from being, you know, essentially an anti -government terrorist to be in a college professor.

[2561] And it was a college professor, right?

[2562] What was it say here?

[2563] My eyes are way too shitty to read it.

[2564] I was trying to read what it says.

[2565] I don't know if it confirms or denies what was happening.

[2566] But it was a big deal.

[2567] Yeah, it says here the weathermen right there Is a committee heading the weathermen Starting at its creation the summer of 1969 The hippie movement, man Well, yeah, sort of a hippie movement But like a lot of hippie movements But a lot of those hippie movements Hold on a second We claim that those three members of the weathermen Who had died during the accident of explosion While assembling Oh, they were trying to blow shit up, man Jesus Christ It's like the Project Mayhem thing And a fight club, that kind of idea Yeah, they were trying to blow buildings up and shit so he apparently knew Obama so he was just like this real super radical lefty probably did some time got out became a college professor I mean did he go did he do time I'm trying to figure out the thing that how Obama was connected to him I think Obama just knew him you know it's like one of those things yeah Obama contacts with airs cross pass while biking in the same neighborhood or something like that yeah well what's that what's the big deal about that i think there's more than that i think they had some sort of a cordial friendship and there was a concern that he was connected to a guy who used to be but the guy was free now right so like what kind of mistakes have people made when they're 18 that you can exonerate them from when they're 50 you know isn't there like a certain limit to the amount of time that you have to be you know i mean can you be held responsible for some shit that you did when you're 18 that's tough that's the tough about the the the murder thing the weather underground that's what they call themselves that's not the weatherman the weather underground if you kill somebody at 16 15 years old like life i'm not it's just a tough subject like yeah you know because i was i had this argument the other day like how subjective morality is and it's kind of all just based on super subjective your your life experiences and opinions.

[2568] Well, how about war?

[2569] Subjective.

[2570] You're allowing people to go over and do it and then you, you know, you salute them and say thank you for killing those people.

[2571] I've always been super, I've had cognitive dissonance about that.

[2572] Like, it's, it's, because we've, we've normalized it to the point where you see, where you hear casualty of war is a, is a, is a normal term.

[2573] But those are like innocent civilians being murdered.

[2574] Sometimes, sometimes.

[2575] And then there's the attitude that They have to die in order to serve the greater goods.

[2576] Some casual observers have to accidentally be killed.

[2577] That's it.

[2578] Collateral damage.

[2579] Yeah, that shit makes...

[2580] Terrifying.

[2581] Yeah, it really is, man. Yeah.

[2582] Well, and the idea is that if we don't do that, we will lose whatever head start on civilization we have over the rest of the world.

[2583] We can just start all over.

[2584] How would we do that?

[2585] I don't know, man. It sounds right.

[2586] That sounds like something people say after they smoke pot.

[2587] It's real shit, man. I know we should be able to right but how would we what would we do I feel like we got enough technology and enough smart people to just sit around and say alright man like this ain't working I totally agree but we definitely have enough resources to feed everybody well we certainly are close I think we have yeah I mean it's a matter of figuring out where to put it and whether or not we should be eating the same shit we're already eating because you know if you look at all the different people that are living in this country eating corn products, just that alone.

[2588] Like, why is that the case?

[2589] Like, why is corn in so many different things?

[2590] It's not because it's good for you.

[2591] It's not because we're doing the best job.

[2592] Grows in abundance, right?

[2593] Well, you can grow massive amounts of it in these fields and the government subsidizes it.

[2594] And then it becomes a whole entangled sort of a system where the farmers are growing it.

[2595] And if they didn't have a subsidy from the government, it wouldn't be profitable, but it is profitable.

[2596] And then the government, you know, they know that those places they got to count on those folks when it comes to like elections and things along those lines.

[2597] See, that's when it starts getting messy, man. Ooh, it gets entangled.

[2598] It gets messy, man. Yeah, so do we have enough to feed each other with the way we're eating now?

[2599] Yeah, for sure.

[2600] But we shouldn't be eating the way we're eating now.

[2601] So it's like, yeah, for sure we have enough food to feed people the way we eat now.

[2602] But we should be eating, like, at Whole Foods.

[2603] Like, when you go to Whole Foods, it's like, oh, man, you got to be rich a shop here.

[2604] Like, why is that?

[2605] It's food.

[2606] Yeah.

[2607] It's fucking real food, you know?

[2608] Organic shit always, I don't really understand that whole thing either.

[2609] Well, I mean, it just means they don't have pesticides on it, right?

[2610] Well, everything is organic.

[2611] Philosophically, you can make it, you can make that argument.

[2612] Everything is organic.

[2613] Even if we tamper with it, we're organic.

[2614] We're from the earth.

[2615] Poison's natural.

[2616] That's what I'm saying.

[2617] Yeah.

[2618] I mean, everything that you make is made out of something on earth.

[2619] So anything that's artificial or chemical or whatever the fuck it is, still made out of raw materials that are found here on earth.

[2620] I agree.

[2621] Yeah, I mean, some organic food is better for you, probably, because it doesn't have chemicals on it.

[2622] And the idea of GMO is where it gets real weird, because almost everything's genetically modified.

[2623] My stepdad's when they hit me to that.

[2624] He's a geneticist.

[2625] Oh, yeah?

[2626] Yeah, Ph .D. He actually, he developed one of the first strands for the Tyson chicken.

[2627] And so he's like a badass.

[2628] Dude, he's making Franken chickens.

[2629] Yeah, man. What did he do?

[2630] What did he do?

[2631] I mean, I couldn't tell you.

[2632] I mean, he gets residuals for.

[2633] That's what you did.

[2634] Yeah, I don't know what he's going.

[2635] But he tells us a story about how he, like, genetically modified.

[2636] You can genetically modify chickens without feathers and all this stuff.

[2637] What?

[2638] Yeah, it's crazy, man. Oh, my God.

[2639] Like, gene splicing shit is amazing to me. Have you heard of CRISPR?

[2640] Now, that shit is.

[2641] So you open that Pandora's box of once you genetically modify human, you can't go backwards.

[2642] They've already started to do with embryos in China.

[2643] Really?

[2644] Yeah, they're starting to do with non -viable human embryos.

[2645] So they're taking non -viable human embryos and they're doing all these genetic experiments on them and altering their genes.

[2646] But the thing is, like, what it is now is it's like the baby steps towards something that will probably be just, it's going to be standard, maybe 100 years from now or whatever.

[2647] I think that's the next step in our evolutionary history.

[2648] What is this, Jamie?

[2649] It's a python breeder genetically bred a python to have an emoji on it.

[2650] Oh, my.

[2651] Oh, my God.

[2652] God, I'm seeing it.

[2653] I didn't see it.

[2654] It's got smiley faces all over it.

[2655] This is fucking insane.

[2656] How did he do that?

[2657] Just breeding.

[2658] I think he said it took like eight generations of breeding and I can sell this worth $4 ,500 as opposed to like the $40.

[2659] It might have been worth initially.

[2660] That's amazing.

[2661] That's so cool.

[2662] That is so cool looking.

[2663] Emoji pythons.

[2664] That's crazy.

[2665] And that's crazy because that's just done through breeding, like how to make a husky out of a wolf.

[2666] That's done through breeding.

[2667] But there's, you know, what you're talking about with chickens that don't have any feathers.

[2668] Like, that's some serious science.

[2669] So it goes deep, like, to the point of, like, how far do you want to, how far are the restraints of our humanity and what humanity is?

[2670] So if you genetically modify humans to the point where you take out the genes that is the cancer gene and you take out the genes of this and that and of that and to the point of we're living, or our health expectancy or the life expectancy goes up.

[2671] up exponentially like is it would it be moral to not take those genes out of your kids you know what I'm saying this is a good question and then yeah the people that would be like look I know my kid's gonna have a disease but that's what God intended like whoa yeah and that's that's that's to me that shit is it's crazy it's but it's also debatable right I mean the reason why yeah that's the reason why they have that opinion in the first place is because like you I guess you could argue it even if I don't agree with it you could argue that opinion and that's one of the weirdest things about people there's so much messiness to us when it comes to something like that like some new technology right that's a crazy technology yeah you can make a super kid like you can make your kid seven feet tall 400 pounds solid muscle runs through walls yeah or make him a little pussy what do you want you want your kid to be a pussy like what if they only have two models you know like if you have a Prius or a Mustang Shelby like what it that's it one of the two what are you going to do oh just take the Prius my kid he's just going to read a lot of books fuck that my kids run through buildings yeah no man I'm going to take the Prius man would you well you already ran through buildings exactly my opinion skewed yeah you should probably write a book on how not to play football that'd be a good book it might not be a bad book coming from a guy like you people would people would definitely read it oh for sure Sure.

[2672] If I had to do it again, I'd never play football.

[2673] Yeah.

[2674] Maybe that would be your book.

[2675] But see, you started when you were seven, man. How the fuck did you know?

[2676] That's what I'm saying.

[2677] Like, I had no...

[2678] Whose idea was it?

[2679] It was ours.

[2680] I mean, my brother.

[2681] So you're just like, fuck it, let's play football.

[2682] I mean, you're a fan of it as a kid.

[2683] Yeah.

[2684] And so...

[2685] It's fun.

[2686] Playing sports is fun.

[2687] It's fun.

[2688] It's fun, and it's fun to watch.

[2689] Yeah.

[2690] And so...

[2691] But the camarader you got from it, like, I love the life experiences I got, but it's just like i just feel like i have so much more to me than that and i just i don't say wasted because it was a it was a grand experience but i just put so much time into my life that ended in an instant you know what i mean and it just feels like a lot of i don't say wasted time but it just feels like a lot of things that i feel like could still be benefiting me to this day i think so too now i'm going to say something that whenever i say it people get mad at me but i have to say it shoot you should start a podcast i should start a podcast fuck yeah you definitely should start a podcast.

[2692] Don't you think so, Jamie?

[2693] People are like, fucking Rogan.

[2694] Stop telling everybody to have a podcast.

[2695] Interesting people should have podcasts.

[2696] Your story's interesting.

[2697] You know, the whole thing that you're doing right now is interesting, trying to figure out who the fuck you are at 30 years of age after being a famous football player and thinking you could fuck a wolf up with your bare hands.

[2698] See, that's fascinating.

[2699] It's not thinking.

[2700] You just got to jump on it right now.

[2701] You got to jump in a fire, man. No, I've thought about it.

[2702] Talk about it with some of my people.

[2703] but it's like, I don't know.

[2704] You don't even have to do it, like, all the time.

[2705] You can do it whenever you want.

[2706] Right.

[2707] Like, people are under no obligation to get it every day.

[2708] It's not like you're forcing them to, like, okay, look, I'm going to sign a contract.

[2709] You guys pay me X amount of money.

[2710] I'm going to do this every Monday.

[2711] Do it whenever you want.

[2712] You do it on your phone.

[2713] I'll show you how to do it on your phone.

[2714] It's fucking easy.

[2715] I got a laptop, man. But, I mean, if you're somewhere.

[2716] I'm saying if you're somewhere.

[2717] Yeah, like right now, if we want it to, I could set my phone down here, press the voice recorder.

[2718] And I'm telling you, it sounds good.

[2719] Like this idea that you need like a lot of equipment to do a podcast, not really.

[2720] I mean, it sounds better.

[2721] You just keep killing the game.

[2722] Trying to step one step ahead of the freaks.

[2723] I walked in a building and I was like, this is just for podcasts.

[2724] That's crazy.

[2725] Well, we'll just wait to the next one.

[2726] After we build studio dose.

[2727] I got to come back, man. Yeah, for sure.

[2728] Freak Party World Headquarters.

[2729] We're having a construction right now.

[2730] Freak Party World Headquarters is where the next building.

[2731] That's going down.

[2732] That's good praise, man. You're one of the best doing it for sure, man. Well, thanks, man. You could do it, for sure, 100%.

[2733] Like, you could do stand -up, too.

[2734] If you want to do that, you do that.

[2735] I'm going to go, man. There you go, see.

[2736] I got it.

[2737] I like it.

[2738] Stand -up thing.

[2739] I know about the podcast.

[2740] Well, Brendan Schaub's doing it.

[2741] My friend Brennan Schaub, he played, what did he play for?

[2742] He got to, he played the preseason with the bills, I think as far as I've got.

[2743] And he fought in the UFC.

[2744] He was on the ultimate fighter, and he fought the UFC.

[2745] He had some big wins in the UFC.

[2746] Now he has a podcast.

[2747] A real successful.

[2748] Two podcasts.

[2749] Fighter in the kid and he does this thing called The Big Brown Breakdown where he goes over all the different fights that are coming up and now he's doing stand -up so he went from fighting like deciding like as an athlete like he was getting towards the end of his run left fighting and then now it's like way more successful doing his podcast and doing stand -up and doing live podcast shows so he could do it and you talk way better than him no offense brats.

[2750] Man I appreciate it.

[2751] He's like, what the fuck, bro?

[2752] He threw me under the bus.

[2753] I was kidding.

[2754] He's a funny dude, man. Brendan's really funny.

[2755] He says hilarious shit.

[2756] But you can do it too, man. And the beautiful thing about podcasting, too, is that you don't have to be anything.

[2757] Like, you could be funny, or you could be smart, or you could be interesting.

[2758] Like, it's whoever you are.

[2759] And just like that stupid box on the ground at the L .A. County Museum of Art, like, some people might like that.

[2760] Some people might like that.

[2761] No matter who you are, some people, I'm not saying.

[2762] You're saying that you would be that box.

[2763] Metaphorically, let's go with hot food.

[2764] You are an amber box in your own right.

[2765] I should have gone with hot food because I'm a hot food fan.

[2766] I'm not a fan of that box, but I'm saying some people fucking hate hot food, right?

[2767] I don't understand those people.

[2768] Yeah, man, you bring some people hot food, they freak out.

[2769] They like mashed potatoes.

[2770] That's what they like.

[2771] Mashed potatoes and boiled chicken.

[2772] Boiled chicken is disrespectful.

[2773] No, no, no, no. Soup is boiled chicken.

[2774] You got to grill it at least first, and then just throw it in there when it's done, man. I ain't a cook like you.

[2775] I've seen you, you be...

[2776] I cook, yeah, I cook a few things.

[2777] Do you a little...

[2778] But the, yeah, what did that come from?

[2779] That's the thing that's sprinkle.

[2780] Salt Bay.

[2781] Salt Bay.

[2782] Yeah, I'll look at my show you.

[2783] Listen, here's what's crazy.

[2784] That picture has been redone.

[2785] Think about all the images on the internet.

[2786] This is the beautiful place in the internet.

[2787] And this one dude who's like, what is he doing?

[2788] You saw the original?

[2789] No, I didn't.

[2790] This is the guy.

[2791] This is the guy.

[2792] This is the guy.

[2793] Turkey or somewhere.

[2794] Yeah, he's in.

[2795] I thought he was in...

[2796] Yeah, I don't know.

[2797] I kind of just made...

[2798] So, he's cutting this steak, and he's doing with all this flare, and every time he cuts it, he slaps his knife on the table.

[2799] But he does it with so much swag.

[2800] Yeah, he's slicing through the...

[2801] I bet this guy gets so much pussy wherever he lives.

[2802] It's not even close.

[2803] Right?

[2804] Because this is part of the reason.

[2805] I mean, this is like the rejuvenated kind.

[2806] The Latin lover, romantic chef character.

[2807] The last part here, that's the...

[2808] So, he gets to the end.

[2809] Look at that swag.

[2810] He could just lay him out, but he...

[2811] Yeah, and then he takes this.

[2812] There it is.

[2813] he throws some he sprinkled some salt on it that became that one thing a guy sprinkling salt became a meme that just kept over and over and over again you know what it was man it was black twitter was that what it was black twitter black twitter is probably the most there needs to be a documentary about that there should be because it pushes so much of our culture it's a it's the funny Twitter does Jamie says that people steal from black black Twitter all the time do it on like a tonight show movies movies TV shows all the time.

[2814] Like TV show models.

[2815] SNL.

[2816] SNL steals from Black Twitters?

[2817] All the time.

[2818] All the time.

[2819] That's not good.

[2820] It's not good.

[2821] So it's just hashtag?

[2822] Black Twitter?

[2823] You just got to look for hashtag?

[2824] So there's certain...

[2825] I can't even 100 % explain what it is, but it's...

[2826] Well, someone's got to help me. I got you, man. So how about this?

[2827] I'll give you, like, five or six accounts to follow, and you'll kind of get a feel for what it is.

[2828] Oh, okay.

[2829] And then I follow accounts that those people interact with.

[2830] Yeah.

[2831] And then you see, like, so a lot of the content that you see, you know, the Jordan Cryface me?

[2832] Yes.

[2833] Black Twitter.

[2834] Oh.

[2835] It's like they move culture, man. I don't say a week because I'm on Twitter and I'm black, so I partake.

[2836] It's ignorance at a very high level, but there's brilliant involved.

[2837] It's the coolest shit.

[2838] What's the brilliance?

[2839] The humor?

[2840] Yeah.

[2841] I mean, as you know, as you know, a lot of humor is intellect, is intellect.

[2842] And so the brilliance that comes from there is this the funniest shit.

[2843] All right.

[2844] I'm going to check it out.

[2845] Jamie's very well educated.

[2846] You know about Black Twitter then.

[2847] Okay, for sure.

[2848] He buys easy.

[2849] See, I can never get him Well, Jamie has to go online He's not on Black Twitter No, he's not If he was Yezzy's been ousted me He'll be rough That's my dude though man Well, they ousted him And then he immediately started Producing an anti -Trump record He recognized what the fuck went down Oh really?

[2850] He deleted all his pro -Trump tweets All of them are gone And now he's producing some But he hired it He got another rapper like hey man How about you do this song So he's helping the dude He felt it Fuck yeah He felt it.

[2851] Yeah, he felt it.

[2852] Dude, he's up there on a platform hovering over people saying he would have voted on Trump.

[2853] Yeah, that's craved.

[2854] No song.

[2855] No song's propaganda.

[2856] That's propaganda.

[2857] Yeah.

[2858] He did delete his tweets, I think.

[2859] It's fake news.

[2860] I bet it's not fake news.

[2861] I bet nobody wants to talk about it.

[2862] That is reconsidering.

[2863] I bet Donald Trall the month.

[2864] Kanye!

[2865] Kanye, I thought you liked Trump.

[2866] I thought you loved Trump.

[2867] I'm not producing anti -Trubs song.

[2868] I guess it was called propaganda, but he didn't produce it.

[2869] Did he have anything to do with it?

[2870] I don't know.

[2871] How did he...

[2872] I think this is a bunch of white people scrambling right now.

[2873] We need to keep this money flowing, Kanye.

[2874] Kanye!

[2875] Kanye!

[2876] That's usually the case, man. Listen, man, this has been a lot of fun.

[2877] I really appreciate you coming down here.

[2878] I'm glad we did it.

[2879] I'm glad it all came out of something silly.

[2880] And props to Neil Brennan for setting this up.

[2881] And thank you, brother.

[2882] Appreciate it, man. It was really fun.

[2883] And I hope you do a podcast.

[2884] I would listen.

[2885] You got to come on there.

[2886] I'm on, 100%.

[2887] Bet it.