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[0] This is exactly right.
[1] Hey, this is exciting.
[2] An all -new season of only murders in the building is coming to Hulu on August 27th.
[3] Steve Martin, Martin Short, and Selena Gomez are back as your favorite podcaster, detectives.
[4] But there's a mystery hanging over everyone.
[5] Who killed Saz?
[6] And were they really after Charles?
[7] Why would someone want to kill Charles?
[8] This season, murder hits close to home.
[9] With a threat against one of their own, the stakes are higher than ever.
[10] Plus, the gang is going to Hollywood to turn their podcast into a major movie.
[11] Amid the glitz and glamour of Los Angeles, more mysteries and twists arise.
[12] Who knows what will happen once the cameras start to roll?
[13] Get ready for the stariest season yet with Merrill Streep, Zach Alfinacus, Eugene Levy, Eva Longoria, Melissa McCarthy, DeVine, Joy Randolph, Molly Shannon, and more.
[14] Only murders in the building, premieres August 27th, streaming only on Hulu.
[15] Goodbye.
[16] Hello, hi, and welcome to my favorite murder.
[17] The minisode episode.
[18] The minisode of episodes.
[19] It's the tiniest of all episodes in minisode.
[20] A little cute one.
[21] Little ones where we read you your tiniest emails that you've sent to us.
[22] These are the emails that you send to us with your hometown murder, your first responder stories, your ghost stories at this point.
[23] It's expanded and it's become this, you know, monstrosity.
[24] It's, um, we love a hidden room.
[25] Hidden rooms.
[26] I'd like to add sinkholes on here.
[27] Sink holes?
[28] What else?
[29] I mean, that's not always the most fascinating.
[30] It's usually just a pit of mud, but you could describe it if you want.
[31] That sounds great.
[32] Did you get trapped in a single once?
[33] Have you seen one from a distance?
[34] Great.
[35] Any of it.
[36] Perfect.
[37] The first thing I would like to table on this mini -sode, if I may. Please.
[38] Did you hear that Meryl Streep is going to be on the next season of Big Little Lies?
[39] Did you watch that show?
[40] Yes.
[41] I watched it on the way back from Australia.
[42] It got me through the trip back from Australia.
[43] Oh, I love it.
[44] It's, so I binged it.
[45] So I had that weird binge passion about it.
[46] And that just got announced.
[47] Like, just sat on Twitter.
[48] You couldn't, that the cast was so incredible.
[49] And those women were so, all were so on fucking point.
[50] Yeah.
[51] That they couldn't.
[52] It's like they picked the perfect person to add into that.
[53] I think the only way it could be more exciting is if she shows up as the sheriff of the town.
[54] And she wears live the ammunition on her belt.
[55] Okay.
[56] We're calling it right now.
[57] for Karen, is she going to be the sheriff?
[58] She's the sheriff.
[59] Let's all remember Suzanne Summer's great 80s short -lived sitcom.
[60] She's the sheriff.
[61] I think they're rebooting She's the Sheriff as Big Little Lies 2.
[62] That's my bet.
[63] It's a $500 wager, friendly wager.
[64] Big Little Lies 2, she's the sheriff.
[65] She's the sheriff.
[66] Yeah, I can't wait.
[67] Great.
[68] Perfect.
[69] I'm on board.
[70] Who do you think she's going to be?
[71] The sheriff.
[72] You're on board with me?
[73] Why would I argue?
[74] Yes.
[75] No, I'm not going to think, well, let me tell you.
[76] And I really think, because who cares?
[77] I care.
[78] Maybe she'll be the school principal, which sounds really boring.
[79] No, they already had one.
[80] Whoa.
[81] I want her to be the sheriff.
[82] I want her to be the sheriff or the grandmother.
[83] Grandmother of.
[84] Shailie Woodley.
[85] Oh, Shailie Woodley.
[86] What if she's the mother of Peter Sarsgaard, the father of Shailene Woodley's child?
[87] Yes.
[88] Yes.
[89] What if she's the mom?
[90] She comes back.
[91] to destroy because she's like and I know that that kid's my grand kid too yes and she's rich as shit she's gonna she's there to take oh wait no oh shit we just totally fucking but wait is it isn't peter sars guard the one that's married to jake jillenhold to maggie jillenhall i don't know am i right anything it's a sars guard and we saw his dick and he was so good at being awful he was so good at showing his dick on camera you know we can we can mute what we just said and we're back in to say what an exciting day and show business also the first episode of baskets premiered last night oh my god it did it did and i was super like stomachache nervous to watch it no i hadn't oh my god it made me laugh so hard and there were parts in it that when we were talking about it in the room Kreisel was a little like i like this but i don't know how i'm going to shoot it and it was the it It's just parts with horses, which of course, any animal stuff is really hard.
[92] And it looked so good.
[93] It's got to be so weird to see something you talked about as a concept and actually be put into reality.
[94] It's super weird.
[95] And it put me back in touch with, we are all so cavalier about being critical about every single thing we see in all entertainment where it's like, that's a piece of shit.
[96] I do it all the time.
[97] Where it's like, that's stupid, that's dumb.
[98] They should have never made it or whatever.
[99] where like the actual process of making a thing is so hard that the fact that anything is good is a miracle.
[100] Yeah.
[101] It's like even the most talented people can get shortstopped by weather, by bad, you know, overlords, all different things.
[102] Yeah, I'm a bad day and fucking...
[103] Just any weird thing.
[104] So like, yeah, I don't know why I felt so nervous, but it was so delightful.
[105] It's a piece of you.
[106] I'm so glad I can't wait to watch it.
[107] Thanks.
[108] I just gave my own show a good review.
[109] no it's like one of the fucking best shows we it's so good baskets on fx 10 p .m. on watch it yesterday was tuesday 10 p .m. on Tuesday there you go yay yay do you want to read them hometown or want me to start this is pretty good the subject line is my mom survived Cleveland in 1978 greetings and salutations to all humans and animals associated with the mfm brand well done my sister introduced me to your podcast six months ago ever since I've been nothing but binge listening laughing out loud at work and checking every closet in my apartment when I get home at night.
[110] I grew up outside Cleveland, as did both my parents.
[111] And my mother worked at a convenience store in Willowick, Ohio, called Lawsons, when she was in her early 20s.
[112] That could be Willowick.
[113] It could be Willowick.
[114] Offer all of them.
[115] Willowick.
[116] One night in 1978, she was closing up the store with her co -worker Bonnie, because it was 1978.
[117] Bonnie.
[118] Everyone's name was Bonnie.
[119] why aren't there bonnies anymore there is a bonnie conover who I went to grammar school with and she still lives in petaluma and I we talk to each other on Twitter but she's had the name forever I want a new Bonnie she's the original oh you want a new baby I want like a Bonnie that was born in the 2000s we if you have a Bonnie born in the 2000s we'd love to see a picture ever yeah even if it's a dog a bunny a bunny named Bonnie oh also we love pictures of bunnies A bunny named Bonnie!
[120] If you have a picture of a bunny named Bonnie that's one of those really big ones, that's like the size of a six -stringer.
[121] It's like a hair, not a rabbit.
[122] So actually we just want...
[123] We just want the one picture.
[124] Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
[125] Bonnie, the bunny, that's huge.
[126] Please.
[127] That's got to be a hashtag.
[128] Okay.
[129] Okay, so Bonnie and the mom are at the Wallawick Lawsons.
[130] Okay.
[131] They're closing up.
[132] When two men come in wearing blue.
[133] black trash bags from head to toe.
[134] My mom says that she initially thought it was two neighborhood teens that would come in from time to time trying to play a prank on them.
[135] Cute.
[136] Because it was 1978.
[137] One of the men was holding a revolver and ordered my mom and Bonnie to open the register and safe and then lay it down, face down on the floor with their hands at their sides.
[138] They emptied the cash register and then stepped over the women to get to the safe.
[139] The whole point, the whole time my mom was silent while Bonnie was hysterically praying out loud.
[140] Oh, Bonnie.
[141] Keep it down.
[142] Bonnie, be cool.
[143] At some point, said quietly to my mom that she was, quote, glad she had already mopped the floor.
[144] Just handle it like a Bonnie.
[145] Oh, Bonnie.
[146] Handling it like a Bonnie is a new one.
[147] They stayed like that until they heard another customer come in asking if anyone was in the store.
[148] Apparently, the two men had left out of the back exit while the ladies were up front laying on the recently mopped floor.
[149] The police were called, but as far as my mom can remember, no one was ever arrested for the robbery.
[150] She and Bonnie got a whopping $25 each from Lawson's because they SSD jammed during the incident, $97 today in today's money, Lauren.
[151] Wow.
[152] That's latehers.
[153] Give them the full hundred in today's.
[154] They really took one for you.
[155] They took one for the team.
[156] I think nowadays you, there's like, maybe you're just in Los Angeles, but I think there's like a victim of a violent crime fund that you, like, because I knew a girl who got held up at gunpoint at, like a salon she worked at, like she was a receptionist and she was closing up and got held up at gunpoint and like got all this money.
[157] And she was just like, I'm traumatized.
[158] So I don't know what to do with this.
[159] It feels wrong.
[160] Oh, you know.
[161] Well, yeah, everything about that would be so hard because you lived and it's okay.
[162] And but then it's not okay.
[163] But I think she used it to go to beauty school and then became a talented hair stylist herself.
[164] Fuck yes.
[165] Yeah.
[166] Yeah.
[167] So good for her.
[168] I mean, bad things are seeds that bear fruit into good things.
[169] Good fruit, you know.
[170] That good, good fruit.
[171] Yeah.
[172] Grapefruit.
[173] The best fruit.
[174] Great, great fruit.
[175] The greatest.
[176] Eat it with Bonnie.
[177] That is a very 70s fruit.
[178] Great fruit with a marasino cherry in the center.
[179] Come on, dieters.
[180] Well, here's another gas station one.
[181] I survived because I had to pee.
[182] Dear Karen, Georgia, Stephen, and cachet of critters.
[183] Nice.
[184] I am not sure if you're all doing I survive stories, but who could resist one where a pea -sized bladder saves the day?
[185] Back in my mid -20s, I had construction job where I ran a crew of 15 guys where we traveled all over and were in a different city or state every couple of weeks.
[186] As the leader of this Motley crew, I was responsible to arrive at our hotels ahead of time to make sure that the hotel had enough rooms, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah.
[187] I spent many hours in my car alone, criss -crossing.
[188] the states, usually on the same highways.
[189] As a precaution to stay sexy and not get murdered, I tried to make stops at the same places as the offense as I could, so I know my surroundings.
[190] On this particular day, I pulled into one of my usual gas stations and made my typical run to the restroom.
[191] I had a sense of something not being right.
[192] Lots of cars with no people in sight, but my urgency was so great, I ignored it.
[193] I plowed through the front doors, and as I turned towards the corridor that led to the restrooms, I heard a man yell, stop right there I didn't even acknowledge him and kept going yes yes let me break in just to say just because someone's yelling doesn't mean you have to respond or be a part of it in any way yes yelling can also mean get the fuck out of there yes he yelled stop again and replied and I replied with hey fuck you as I entered the locked door it entered and locked the door as I dropped my pants with much relief and when I suddenly heard pounding on the restroom door and heard that same voice yelling at me to come out.
[194] Once again, I responded with, fuck you.
[195] I hurried up.
[196] And when I finished the door, open the door, only to find myself face to face with an angry man who pointed a gun straight in my face.
[197] He grabbed my arm, forcing me in front of him and told me to walk to the front of the store.
[198] Well, that sense of something not being right was actually me walking smack dab into the middle of an armed robbery at the gas station.
[199] And all the customers and employees except the one were, except one, were being held in the back room with one employee opening the cash registers as I burst into the door.
[200] Oh, shit.
[201] Fear not, as this has a happy ending, obviously, since I'm the one setting this tale to you, as the robber was distracted, trying to round me up.
[202] The clerk behind the counter had time to hit the silent alarm, and as luck would have it, there were police nearby.
[203] As the robber forced me to the front of the store, we were met with four policemen pointing guns, and dude gave up without a fight.
[204] His accomplice decided to rob the gas station with empty.
[205] He and his accomplice decided to rob the gas station with empty guns.
[206] So, da, da, da, da, da.
[207] Okay, after giving my statement to the police and receiving some free snacks and drinks, I was on my way and on to more adventures.
[208] Oh, and by the way, while I was at this job, I survived by the hotel fires, staying at a haunted hotel reminiscent of the shining, almost sliding off the side of a mountain during an ice storm, almost being dumped and crushed in a garbage truck while dumpster diving, and trudging through 12 inches of snow on crutches.
[209] What?
[210] Proud to be a murdering now, Nicole.
[211] Fuck, Nicole.
[212] That was so enjoyable.
[213] I'm so into, we've talked about that before, when people yell across a room at you and you just are like, not doing that.
[214] I don't need to, I don't need to respond to your urgency.
[215] Yeah, I used to do that in, when you hang out with comics, as you know, too, when you hang out with comics, they like to do across the room bits a lot of the time.
[216] It's like, if there's more than eight comics at a bar, people start yelling within 20 minutes.
[217] And anytime anyone's done that to me, I yell back.
[218] I don't do room bits.
[219] Like, don't yell across this fucking bar.
[220] Because you want people to know what you're saying.
[221] Yes, exactly.
[222] Listen, and your emergency is not my emergency.
[223] So if it's your emergency, you can come over and tell me. Well, and also, she had to pee, which is priority number one.
[224] We've all been there.
[225] You have to do it.
[226] And if, yeah, you can't just control people with your voice.
[227] Also, what a great, like, just a drop of chaos.
[228] and then what they thought, like, this will be our perfectly planned robbery.
[229] But this girl just fucking runs in.
[230] She's like, this doesn't feel right.
[231] Anyway.
[232] I have to pee.
[233] I've fucking been there, ma 'am.
[234] I got it.
[235] You never ask a gas station if you can pee.
[236] You just go straight for it.
[237] Now I've required memory of when you disappeared in that store.
[238] God, that's scared.
[239] That's what I was thinking about the whole time.
[240] Okay, go.
[241] Okay.
[242] This is good.
[243] Making my mugger cry.
[244] So, dear Karen, Georgia, Animal Associates, and Steve.
[245] in perfect that's awesome two years ago i was coming out uh coming home just past midnight i only have street parking but i lucked out and got the parking space right in front of my house so i felt perfectly safe i unlocked my door went inside drop my keys complete with pepper spray on the table and turned to shut the door behind me suddenly there was a very large man standing there i threw my body against the door trying to slam it shut but he i need to stop and just say you shut that door beat what you don't walk in and put things down and then shut the door and same thing with getting in the car as i'm closed in the door for my car my finger is on the lock button yeah like don't sit down put your seat belt on start the car lock the door like as you sit in your car seat are you a baby lock the fucking door get belt yourself in yeah give it get a pacifier get a sippy cup get your sippy cup and your cheerios yep got to have it but lock the door first lock that door baby okay so I threw my body against the door trying to slam it shut but he forced his way in breaking the door in the process he said hey bitch threw me to the ground sorry why is that so funny it's so casual hey bitch he probably didn't say what did he said hey bitch hey bitch get on the ground threw me to the ground and ripped the purse off my shoulder my boyfriend was asleep upstairs so I started screaming his name the man quickly fled jumped into an SUV on the street and drove off my boyfriend called 911 and then and told them what happened he hung up and said you forgot to give them our address um oh and i said you forgot to give them our address before the sentence was out of my mouth the cops were banging on our door yay cops i pointed in the direction the car was had driven one cop car raced off in that direction while two more officers stayed with me when i told them what happened the police officers looked at each other and said that's him apparently several several women in my neighborhood had been followed called bitches and robbed what my hey bitch my calm, quick -thinking boyfriend got out his laptop and pulled up Find my iPhone.
[246] Oh, shit.
[247] Four of us huddled around watching the little dot move around the map while the police officers radio directions to the other patrol car.
[248] Oh, my God.
[249] Good move, boyfriend.
[250] At one point, I said, I can't believe he hasn't turned the phone off yet.
[251] An officer said, oh, he's an idiot, ma 'am.
[252] They're all idiots.
[253] Oh, my God.
[254] Amazing.
[255] The robber led the police to his house where he was arrested.
[256] I was then driven in the back of a police car to his house to identify him.
[257] I can't imagine that it's normal police procedure to take victims to their attackers home, but hey, it works for me. While I waited in the back seat, the four other police cars on the scene, all shown the spotlights into his eyes so that he could not see me and I identified him.
[258] Wow, that's great.
[259] During the arrest, he'd somehow lost his shirt, and I said, yes, that's him, but he had a shirt on before.
[260] I believe a recording of this was playing during court proceedings.
[261] I didn't know I was being recorded at the time.
[262] the police told me that they couldn't find my cell phone and they were going to have to get a search warrant to go into his house.
[263] I told them repeatedly, my purse has two pockets.
[264] It's in the front pocket.
[265] They finally gave me back my purse.
[266] Immediately I pulled out the phone from the front pocket.
[267] The detectives around me reacted like I'd just perform some magic trick and were completely shocked that the phone was in my purse.
[268] Oh my God.
[269] They called out to the other officer.
[270] She found it.
[271] Who then ran over all excited to see where it was hidden.
[272] oh, who then ran over to all excited to see where it'd been hidden in the very office front pocket where I said it was.
[273] The police asked me to check my purse to see if anything is missing.
[274] I had cash in my wallet, but that was gone.
[275] I wasn't sure how much it had been.
[276] An officer went over to the other car where the attacker was being held, came back and said, well, we found $40 in his pocket.
[277] Why don't you keep it?
[278] I can't say for sure, but I might have been made a profit out of the situation.
[279] In the end, I learned three important things.
[280] Keep your pepper spray in your hand until the door is left.
[281] Good.
[282] Shout a man's name instead of help.
[283] And if you ever need to hide something from the police, put it in the most obvious section of your purse.
[284] In the end, my attacker was sentenced to four years.
[285] Wow.
[286] For the assault of me and other women, the prosecutor texted me during his sentencing to tell me he was crying.
[287] Oh, man. Don't do the crime if you can't not cry in court.
[288] Oh, God.
[289] SSDGM, Laura.
[290] Wow, Laura.
[291] That was awesome, Laura.
[292] Yeah.
[293] That's amazing.
[294] Hey, bitch.
[295] Hey, bitch.
[296] Hey, this is exciting.
[297] An all new season of only murders in the building is coming to Hulu on August 27th.
[298] Steve Martin, Martin Short, and Selena Gomez are back as your favorite podcaster, detectives.
[299] But there's a mystery hanging over everyone.
[300] Who killed Saz?
[301] And were they really after Charles?
[302] Why would someone want to kill Charles?
[303] This season, murder hits close to home.
[304] With a threat against one of their own, the stakes are higher than ever.
[305] Plus, the gang is going to Hollywood to turn their podcast into a major movie.
[306] Amid the glitz and glamour of Los Angeles, more mysteries and twists arise.
[307] Who knows what will happen once the cameras start to roll?
[308] Get ready for the stariest season yet with Merrill Streep, Zach Alfenakis, Eugene Levy, Eva Longoria, Melissa McCarthy, DeVey, DeVine, Joy Randolph, Molly Shannon, and more.
[309] Only Martyrs in the Building, premieres August 27th, streaming only on Hulu.
[310] Go -bye.
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[312] Absolutely.
[313] When you say vintage, you mean when you physically drive to a store and actually purchase something with cash.
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[331] Goodbye.
[332] Um, okay, this is called my father, a killer serving three life sentences.
[333] Oh, shit.
[334] Hey, Karen, Georgia, Stephen and all the adorable furry friends.
[335] I love your podcast and I'm going to be at the show in Cleveland.
[336] I've been debating about writing in for a while.
[337] Uh, I am both a first responder murderino.
[338] Uh, I've been a paramedic for about six years and I also have a few hometown murders.
[339] The most important hometown murder I can share, though, is my father.
[340] My father was an abusive alcoholic, most of my childhood, and I guess you could say we have been estranged since I was a teenager.
[341] A few years ago, my mom got a call from one of the local sheriff's deputies asking if she knew anything about one of his old acquaintances, who had gone missing more than 10 years ago, which led to this crazy ass story.
[342] Oh, shit.
[343] In June 2012, my father, Michael, along with his wife, Amanda, shot and killed three people at their home in West Virginia.
[344] He attempted to hide the bodies unsuccessfully.
[345] Apparently, he and his wife got into a fight about this.
[346] Can't imagine why.
[347] So he decided to make a run for it, and she called the police.
[348] He went to prison and was serving three life sentences plus 40 years.
[349] She's also serving time for her involvement.
[350] I think maybe 50 years, but I don't remember exactly.
[351] Here's where it gets crazier.
[352] While in prison, he decided to confess to some other murders here in Ohio.
[353] Whoa.
[354] He confessed to the murder of an acquaintance, hence why the sheriff called my mom.
[355] mother.
[356] They brought him back here, dug up the guy's body, tried my dad, and he got another life sentence and shipped back to West Virginia to serve his four life sentences.
[357] I've enclosed the links to the stories if you're interested.
[358] Also, we have some good recent murders here in Cleveland, including a survivor story, Ariel Castro and the Kidnap Girls and Anthony Sowell, the Cleveland Strangler.
[359] Can't wait to see you guys, Jessica.
[360] Wow, Jessica.
[361] Can you imagine your dad serving four life terms from murder?
[362] That's so much.
[363] I know.
[364] That's, wow.
[365] I'm so fat.
[366] Did you read the, like, interview with the BTK's daughter?
[367] I think I may have seen.
[368] Was it like in people?
[369] Yeah.
[370] Or one of those kind of magazines?
[371] Yeah, she's like, kind of just starting to talk a little bit.
[372] Yeah.
[373] About how insane it is.
[374] It's so awful.
[375] I'm fascinated by that.
[376] And anyone who's like, yeah, the realization that your parent, one of your parents could do something like that is.
[377] But I think it's also a good maybe, you know, you aren't your parents and you don't like you don't you're not response they're different people totally and I mean I feel like I just switched into what would my therapist say yeah mode of like it's not you it's not you and as awful as it is it's not a reflection it's not fair to you to put yourself through anything if you right if that's a thing you're carrying around because life is short enough yeah and that's his burden like he's carrying all of that it's not a reflection on you of you and it's also not any indication that you're any kind of person good or bad or like anything like that um but i wonder i wonder if it's like yeah i hated my dad all my life we you know he's a fucking asshole and it's like oh that was justified because he's a fucking murderer i was not incorrect yes exactly it's not like the people who get older you're like oh you hate your parents it's like no no my dad's a murderer makes sense and sounds like maybe a sociopath yeah like really not not healthy brain right not a good dad god well well Jessica.
[378] You know, there's Jessica, thank you for that.
[379] Yeah.
[380] That was a big share.
[381] It made me think of, you know, the smiley face killer's daughter had a series on like one of the IDish kind of channels because she would go and meet family members of serial killers and talk to them about how it impacted their life.
[382] I have to watch that.
[383] It's good.
[384] It's, you know, it's heavy though.
[385] It's like it doesn't have any of the kind of distraction of true crime stories.
[386] It's all, it's as if it's all the family interview part of the true crime story, which to me is usually the heaviest saddest part.
[387] Definitely.
[388] There's no fun murder -she -wrote mystery part about it.
[389] Yeah.
[390] But it's or like at the end, no like they started a fund for the victim under her name, you know, for the victim's name and that they're working to help people.
[391] It's like, you're the serial killer's family.
[392] Right.
[393] It's not the same.
[394] Although it may have, I mean, I can't think of anything offhand, but like that they could have had the same reaction as the victim's family had of like, you know, I'll go help people.
[395] Oh, definitely.
[396] Potentially.
[397] Isn't it always what big things do to you?
[398] Just like, better go do something about it.
[399] The only thing you can do is try to do something positive.
[400] Yeah.
[401] Thank you for listening, everyone.
[402] Send yours to, yes, we're taking Survivor stories, especially if they're funny and about you peeing and telling a robber to fuck off.
[403] Especially.
[404] Hey, you, come over here.
[405] Can you imagine?
[406] I just love that it's a girl, too.
[407] And I first started reading over that.
[408] I was like, well, of course, this guy.
[409] like ran away from a you know and then also because she ran a construction crew of 15 dudes totally like what what do what was going through that robber's mind as this little girl runs from him fuck you like what he probably thought she was going back to like save everyone or something yeah oh my god it's so good it's my favorite story it's very fun yeah so yeah send them to my favorite murder at gmail and say sexy and don't get murdered bye bye Elvis where is he Elvis, hi, it's your time to shine.
[410] Yeah, that was a good one.
[411] Yeah, you nailed it.