Uncle Si's Hospitalization Gets Martin in Big Trouble with the Feds

[0] Let's start the show.

[1] Let's just do it.

[2] Let's just see what happens, Hunter.

[3] Well, it's going to require that man to put on a headset.

[4] Cy's going to do this with no microphone.

[5] Yeah.

[6] Hey, call him the fireman, boys.

[7] I'm going across town putting out fire.

[8] That's good news.

[9] The hotter they get, the hotter I go.

[10] Oh, okay.

[11] Welcome back to the duck call room.

[12] I bet it ain't but one fire.

[13] That's interesting.

[14] Welcome back to the Duck Call Room, ladies and gentlemen.

[15] What are we doing?

[16] Y 'all said we were going to do something different.

[17] So what are we doing?

[18] No, that's at the end.

[19] Oh, that's at the end.

[20] You let people know we actually try to make a show here.

[21] We're not just winging it.

[22] We're just mostly winging it.

[23] Oh, we're kind of winging it.

[24] But no, we're back.

[25] It's the end of hunting season.

[26] Everything's gone.

[27] I'm sure our wives are thrilled.

[28] Hunting season's over, baby.

[29] It's over, baby.

[30] Little season is gone.

[31] Yep.

[32] So now...

[33] Now everybody's back together again.

[34] We're back.

[35] It's time to atone for the last three months.

[36] Yeah.

[37] The duck season, diamond season is here now.

[38] So, yeah, you go find something, get your woman.

[39] Pro tip, guys, if you're listening to this.

[40] If you have something like that, I call it a diamond.

[41] That doesn't have to be a diamond, but something thoughtful.

[42] You're getting Brittany diamonds?

[43] I didn't say that.

[44] That's why I said it doesn't.

[45] But that's just the generic term I use for it.

[46] I'll get her something saying thanks for being a good sport.

[47] I'm supposed to get Allison some hair thing for Valentine's Day, but it's expensive.

[48] You'd be all right.

[49] You can make it.

[50] Think of all that money you're saving on food now, Sam.

[51] You make all that money you make?

[52] Mm -hmm.

[53] Yeah.

[54] I got in a bread cooker.

[55] Ooh.

[56] Ooh.

[57] That's a good idea.

[58] That's what I'm talking about.

[59] Y 'all got fresh bread.

[60] Old -made sourdough bread.

[61] Yeah, you on that bread.

[62] Sourdough bread.

[63] I had the first carb I've had in three weeks last night, and I almost pooped my pants in the Chick -fil -A drive -thru this morning.

[64] Oh, so you went and run it back again.

[65] Well, I got the egg white grill.

[66] It's a healthy one.

[67] Oh, okay.

[68] But you know how in the Chick -fil -A drive -thru, you can't get out.

[69] No, that's it.

[70] You're in there.

[71] Locked in.

[72] Beads of sweat were forming on the forehead.

[73] And I said, we are in a bind.

[74] Forehead's fine.

[75] Mustache, bigger deal.

[76] Didn't get there.

[77] Yeah.

[78] And then I get to the window and I feel relief.

[79] I'm like, all right, I'm going to make it to work.

[80] And they're like, can you please pull forward?

[81] We'll have that out in a second.

[82] I'm like, oh no. But at that point, I feel like I could have escaped.

[83] So the pressure was relieved.

[84] Oh, okay.

[85] Yeah, you could have left if you had to.

[86] You could have come back and got your breakfast.

[87] I was about a $9 Coke Zero, but instead I got my breakfast.

[88] Oh, wait until you get my age.

[89] Uh -oh.

[90] Did it hit you fast?

[91] Oh, my goodness.

[92] You can't trust a fart.

[93] Uh -uh.

[94] You can't do it.

[95] Yeah.

[96] I've had multiple incidents over the last few years.

[97] I would say about once a year.

[98] And nothing, no warning whatsoever.

[99] Nothing in my brain said, this is not gas.

[100] And guess what?

[101] It's a problem.

[102] It happens to everybody.

[103] Yeah.

[104] Jambalaya squirts.

[105] Yeah.

[106] My buddy Drew has some of the greatest poop in his pants story ever.

[107] When he lived in Dallas, he got stuck in that ice storm.

[108] Oh, no. And he couldn't get home.

[109] And he was just stuck on the interstate for an hour.

[110] And he's like, I'm never going to make it.

[111] He makes it.

[112] gets out of his car steps on the sidewalk ice and he slips about three inches well all muscles all muscles relax relax in his driveway sad day oh you ever pooped your pants martin whoo i mean i think i'm about two years on that clock i try to keep a running tally of when i have to reset to the last time i cracked my pants clock that's a grown man it gets worse when you're duck hunting Worser.

[113] That's a cool word.

[114] Oh, yeah.

[115] Because, hey, that way you get double jeopardy there.

[116] Double jeopardy.

[117] What?

[118] Why is that double jeopardy?

[119] Because you got wagers on.

[120] Oh, yeah.

[121] I tried to do that the other day after hunting.

[122] I tried to, you know, I went to go take a leak, and that wanted to happen, and I was like, nope.

[123] nope so then you know i was like i just had to zip back up real quick so yeah because it don't matter how you slice it a little crap is a big deal you know like i mean like whether it's the full bore or just a little bit it's a big deal there's no clothes that i own that if it happens that i'm washing yeah i'm not that tired they're just they're all getting thrown away that's trash yeah i might have like a pair of shoes that i'd be like this i have to figure this out but most things i own Trash can.

[124] Yeah, man. Waders are expensive, so that's double jeopardy.

[125] Yeah, but hey.

[126] No, you got to wash in.

[127] No, you got to find dry ground and come all the way out of them.

[128] In a hurry.

[129] Chunk the waders.

[130] I ain't ever done it in waders, so I don't know.

[131] Me neither.

[132] I did on top of my wallet one time.

[133] Waterproof.

[134] Well, that's the worst thing.

[135] Hey, pull your waders down, you know, and hey.

[136] Yeah, I had my wallet back there.

[137] You didn't get them all the way down.

[138] Well, I had my wallet back there in my back pocket, and it fell out.

[139] You look back there and you say, oh, good grief.

[140] Surprisingly, I'm not the only one that's done that.

[141] So I actually know another guy that did it.

[142] Hey, when your man's got to go, got to go.

[143] Ain't nothing you can do.

[144] Well, when you're getting into buying, you better go.

[145] That was the day I quit carrying my wallet duck up.

[146] I don't care.

[147] What were you going to buy out there?

[148] You used to have to have your duck stamps and all that stuff on.

[149] Yeah, all that with you.

[150] But the game wardens and everybody caught up to the 21st century, so as long as you got your phone, you can show them you got everything.

[151] There's no reason to take your wallet duck hunting anymore.

[152] Well, speaking of duck hunting, me and Si went duck hunting with our neighbor.

[153] And Hunter.

[154] And guess who was there?

[155] His grandson.

[156] To be a part of the festivities.

[157] Yeah.

[158] And, hey, the boy can shoot.

[159] See?

[160] Look at that.

[161] And the boy is quick, too.

[162] See?

[163] Look at that.

[164] And he can see, we have video proof that he actually killed a duck.

[165] There you go.

[166] On the fly.

[167] Hunter got him.

[168] On the fly.

[169] And if somebody had knocked one down and he was getting away, I said, shoot the crap.

[170] Boom.

[171] It was just that quick.

[172] Hunter's the most interesting person.

[173] We've talked about it many times.

[174] He is an interesting person.

[175] There's not many people that can fit into a duck blind with Jay Stone.

[176] And also go to Comic -Con in a costume and make friends there as well.

[177] There's just not many human beings that can pull that off.

[178] That's what I said.

[179] He's the nerdy redneck and he's the redneck -y nerd.

[180] It's the best.

[181] Yeah, he captures a big circle.

[182] He fits in anywhere.

[183] It's actually a talent.

[184] It is.

[185] If you hang around his kinfolks long enough, you'll figure out what happened.

[186] They got a lot of interesting teeth.

[187] There's nobody on earth I'd rather hang out with than his grandpa.

[188] He is a hoot.

[189] I'm telling you.

[190] The grandpa from Philadelphia, right?

[191] He's an interesting cat too.

[192] And they all got neat t -shirts that you sometimes send me. All my family is interesting.

[193] Does he send you all the t -shirts?

[194] They're not appropriate for this podcast.

[195] It's a riot.

[196] TSA would frisk Hunter's whole family.

[197] My whole family is weird.

[198] They're all interesting.

[199] Well, that's good.

[200] Otherwise, you'd be boring.

[201] That's pretty lame.

[202] I spent the last day of duck season with one of the duck boys.

[203] A little one -on -one time with Mr. Mayo.

[204] We've got to bring him in here.

[205] He's an interesting cat.

[206] He sells other people's clothes, which is genius.

[207] there's still there's a lot i'm not here anymore but i keep up with most things just instagram and when i'm in here but we don't talk about what is the duck and buck boys well you know the companies were founded off of the duck men and so before you become a man you're a boy they're boys in every in every aspect of the word yeah they're boys like they're they're duck men in training and so for the colloquial term is duck boys or buck boys Jacob and crew Willie's son -in -law Willie's son -in -law and their friends except for John Reed he's got his own thing going Jacob does drive for his dad.

[208] And John Reed's by my age.

[209] One of his troll buses?

[210] Nobody really knows how old John Reed is.

[211] He could be anywhere from 35 to 65.

[212] He's got an eclectic.

[213] I don't put him in the duck boy category.

[214] No, because he's been raised around the outdoors his whole life.

[215] no he don't drive no buses what are you talking about he sells other people's used stuff i thought he i thought he drove a bus for his dad jacob mayo yeah no i've never even seen him drive a car come to think of it i used to live next to them my uh my sister is next door neighbors to uh bella and jacob and they i think one time they were like they were making fun of my car and then one day the car followed them to work To be fair, easy car to make fun of.

[216] Yeah.

[217] When you drive a Kia, you're asking for it.

[218] That's pretty low -hanging.

[219] You fit in it like one, too.

[220] It looks like a sardine camp.

[221] Is your car the one with the hamster commercials?

[222] No, that's a Kia.

[223] That's a Kia Soul.

[224] Keep up with them.

[225] Sorry.

[226] But one day my, so my sister and my sister's husband really want to meet them.

[227] They want to meet their neighbors and talk about like their dogs and stuff.

[228] And it was one day they knocked on their door and I think it was slightly open, but in comes Jacob wearing like nothing but his underwear.

[229] Freaked everyone out.

[230] Yeah, he's 71292.

[231] Yeah, he moved to this side of the interstate.

[232] Yeah, he wasn't raised over here.

[233] Yeah, apparently everyone was embarrassed by that one.

[234] Why?

[235] It's his house.

[236] It's his house.

[237] Well, I think.

[238] Jacob didn't know his door was open and walked past while they were standing in the doorway.

[239] That's a lot, though.

[240] I mean, as long as he wasn't naked.

[241] Why is your door open?

[242] Well, probably like me, you walked in there with a handful of stuff, and you just kind of pushed it behind you.

[243] You ain't had time to go back yet.

[244] Maybe he was having an emergency and didn't have a change of clothes.

[245] It happens.

[246] I mean, you get in a hurry, you don't stop and check the fine print.

[247] We got a brand new partner for the duck call room.

[248] Do we?

[249] And it's a way better system for your cell phone because I'm talking about Pure Talk.

[250] Pure Talk?

[251] America's wireless company whose CEO is a veteran and served a couple tours overseas in theater.

[252] Martin.

[253] Okay.

[254] And they believe in creating American jobs, which is...

[255] You know the worst part of cell phones?

[256] Customer service.

[257] Who are you talking to?

[258] You don't know.

[259] Nobody.

[260] You know who you're talking to when you call Pure Talk?

[261] Who's that?

[262] Somebody in good old Covington, Georgia.

[263] Oh, look at there.

[264] And here's the deal.

[265] They're on America's most dependable 5G network.

[266] Same tower, same network as the big guys, but...

[267] for half the cost you can get unlimited talk unlimited text and five gigs of data for just 25 bucks the average family saves over a thousand a year on their cell phone bill you can keep your phone there you go important one to me was keeping my phone number because i've had the same one since i was like 16 and choose from the latest iphones or androids switching is easy i'm about to do it i'm i'm in the process my phone is on the way And I can't wait.

[268] The work they do for veterans is incredible.

[269] They've donated $50 ,000 to provide scholarships to support veterans learning trades after active duty.

[270] They help eliminate veteran debt, and they raise donations to end veteran suicide.

[271] So a veteran -owned company that puts their money where their mouth is, too.

[272] So that is really cool.

[273] That's something I can get behind.

[274] Amen.

[275] Supporting and being a part of.

[276] Absolutely.

[277] How do we get it?

[278] Just head over to puretalk .com.

[279] Duck.

[280] To save 50 % off your first month, make the switch today at puretalk .com slash duck and join America's wireless company.

[281] That's right.

[282] Pure Talk.

[283] Si, thanks.

[284] I appreciate what happened to me yesterday because of you.

[285] What?

[286] Well, I got a text from the head of enforcement for the Arkansas Game and Fish Commission that said, hey, Mr. Martin, I really need to talk to you when you get some time.

[287] Thanks.

[288] The head of Arkansas Game and Fish?

[289] Enforcement.

[290] Did you run?

[291] No, but I did stop and look around since I was in the state of Arkansas.

[292] I was like.

[293] What's going on here?

[294] What are we trying to talk about?

[295] Yeah.

[296] And how did you get my cell phone number?

[297] Apparently, those guys are very.

[298] Resourceful.

[299] Crafty.

[300] Oh, well, you have a life.

[301] I have an account.

[302] So, I mean, they could have went to my account and done everything, but.

[303] I was like, man, what have I done?

[304] Like, did my auto renew not go through?

[305] Like, is this some kind of weird technicality?

[306] Yeah, I was just like.

[307] We're about to have to make three Justin Martin t -shirts.

[308] Yeah, I was like, but you're not going to say no. I said, yeah, man, I'm out hunting.

[309] Can I call you when I get done?

[310] He was like, yeah, absolutely.

[311] Perfect.

[312] Let me get you for what you do wrong.

[313] Yeah, good luck.

[314] And I'm like looking around.

[315] I'm like.

[316] Drones above you.

[317] Oh, man, what are we doing here?

[318] But no, since Si's little boating mishap.

[319] Made it all the way to our friends over at Fox News.

[320] Are you serious?

[321] Oh, yeah.

[322] High five.

[323] You know your big time when you slip and fall and you get on Fox News.

[324] Yeah.

[325] Slip, fell, ended up on Fox News.

[326] So then his boss was like, I see where Si Robertson had a boating accident.

[327] arkansas we need a report on the accident because like you're supposed to report all boating accidents in the state of arkansas they're under a lot of scrutiny because like arkansas public there's there's all kinds of boat races and people getting hurt and all that so they they catch a lot of scrutiny for that so he wanted to know all about size incident and i was like i just started dying out laughing and he was like what i mean i don't understand what's funny and i was like Sir, we were parked at the boat ramp and he slipped getting out of the boat.

[328] We told the story in great detail.

[329] Duck call room episode.

[330] And he said, really, that's it?

[331] I said, yeah, that's pretty much it.

[332] He's old and he's clumsy and he busted his butt.

[333] He said, boy, if you read that article, I said, you wouldn't gather that from it.

[334] We made sure that the title of the episode, not a hunting accident, not a boating accident, we said fall.

[335] Fox News took it and ran with it.

[336] Every news took it and ran with it.

[337] There you go.

[338] Duck Dynasty star.

[339] I'm glad they at least got that part right.

[340] How did that even happen?

[341] Got too big a hurry.

[342] Not the fall.

[343] No, not the accident.

[344] Oh, so they based that whole report off the podcast.

[345] Yeah, they listened to us.

[346] Martin said on Monday's episode, recapping the incident, he went to take a long step instead of waiting for us to move the decoys and the shotgun.

[347] A BDH.

[348] A big dang hurry.

[349] A BDH.

[350] That's what it is.

[351] Oh, my God.

[352] But I will say this.

[353] Look, my hat's off to the Arkansas game and fish.

[354] people because he was very cordial he was just doing his job and then i ended up talking to him for probably another 30 minutes just about ducks and he's a nerd too like typical silas robertson yeah i got that quote man you got a quote like somebody give me a blue check mark author no um millen got quoted on fox news i'm not so far me and you are the only ones that haven't been yeah y 'all y 'all wasn't even here This is me and Phillip talking, apparently.

[355] Sorry about that, y 'all.

[356] Bunch of pictures of Corey and Willie on red carpets, too.

[357] Well, because then they tied it back into, oh, by the way, Doug Dynasty's coming back.

[358] I mean, you know.

[359] Then there's a bunch of medicines for old people.

[360] Well, that fits.

[361] Oh, boy.

[362] How many times did we see Joe Biden trip over sandbags, follow up his bike, and stumble down the stairs?

[363] I will take Cy any day of the week and twice on Sunday before Biden.

[364] Oh, boy, there's your real big measuring stick.

[365] Yeah, yeah.

[366] Thanks a lot.

[367] They're comparing you to Joe Biden now.

[368] Yeah, yeah.

[369] There he is, boy.

[370] Hey, but he does eat a lot of ice cream, too.

[371] He does.

[372] Black walnut.

[373] Yeah.

[374] No, it was just funny.

[375] But he was.

[376] Very cordial, very nice.

[377] And now I have his cell phone number and he has mine.

[378] So I'm not sure.

[379] You can go shoot like a person up there now.

[380] No, no, no. Why?

[381] Now you can track me. No make friends.

[382] You got to get that guy on your side.

[383] Oh, I am.

[384] I think we are.

[385] I mean, I would call us at least acquaintances after our conversation yesterday.

[386] He was nice and cordial and hats off to the state of Arkansas trying to do the right thing when it comes to boating accidents because they have them every year up there on public ground.

[387] Some of those videos you see.

[388] That's what I'm talking about.

[389] Yeah, that's why.

[390] I think that's why they were so concerned with it.

[391] A, to make sure, too, it wasn't on their property because it never says where.

[392] Yeah, it wasn't on public land.

[393] It was on private.

[394] I didn't see it.

[395] I just heard it.

[396] Yeah.

[397] It was nice.

[398] He was cordial.

[399] But, boy, when you get that text message doing what we do for a living, I was like, oh, boy.

[400] Oh, yeah, because you used to slip up and make a mistake.

[401] You're on Fox News.

[402] Yeah, and I'm unemployed.

[403] Justin Martin of Duck Dynasty shot 50 ducks because his auto renew didn't go through.

[404] Yeah.

[405] In jail.

[406] Yeah, so.

[407] But, no, it was cool, them doing their thing.

[408] I'd make T -shirts.

[409] Yeah.

[410] Oh, I'd be like Peanut, man. Brie Martin.

[411] Be on somebody's Amazon show.

[412] Oh, speaking of that, I just had to say this.

[413] They need to make it easier to get a state license, out -of -state license.

[414] Out -of -state?

[415] Yep.

[416] For?

[417] Because up there, don't come in an orchestra.

[418] Oh.

[419] Well, every time either I can't get mine or Stone can't get hit.

[420] Well, next time, holler at me. I know your username and password.

[421] And he knows the guy.

[422] Yeah, we need to get him his own account.

[423] He's got one.

[424] No, I'm serious.

[425] His log in.

[426] It always goes this way.

[427] Either he gets mine, like this time he got mine, and then he couldn't get hit.

[428] Yeah.

[429] Well, I got your log in.

[430] I had fun when I made it and never dreamed I'd have to call customer service to get it activated last year.

[431] Whoops.

[432] It's a clever username.

[433] I'll just say that.

[434] That's it.

[435] It ends with some numbers.

[436] Oh, boy.

[437] And good numbers.

[438] Yeah.

[439] It ends with some numbers because I was just having fun.

[440] He was on the phone.

[441] He was on the phone probably during a half hour trying to get his.

[442] Once it goes wrong.

[443] And it wouldn't let him get it.

[444] Yeah, once you get in them systems wrong, that's a problem.

[445] It's a problem.

[446] Well, it's the government's involved, so that's the end of it.

[447] But we pulled it off.

[448] Yeah.

[449] We finally got it.

[450] Well, and that's the other thing.

[451] When he's like, I need to talk to you about Uncle Si.

[452] I was like, what did Si do?

[453] That stuff was such old news to me. I was like, what did Si do?

[454] What have I done now?

[455] You shouldn't have to buy a license, though.

[456] There should be an age where it's just like they do what they do.

[457] Well, a military veteran shouldn't have to buy a license, period.

[458] Agreed.

[459] That's true.

[460] Yeah, I'm cool with that.

[461] Just go get a card, whatever it is.

[462] Well, you should be, hey, you're covered.

[463] Yeah, you should have a hard card.

[464] It just says when they pull up on you, say I'm proud.

[465] You got a military ID, that is your license.

[466] I do what I want.

[467] Matter of fact, if I was taken, there's some sites that you do that.

[468] Yeah, for next to nothing, yeah.

[469] You just show your ID card, you're good to go.

[470] Yeah.

[471] But anyway, so that was my interaction with him.

[472] But very nice people.

[473] So AGFC, my hat's off to you.

[474] Arkansas.

[475] They have a commission.

[476] I saw that come up on my phone.

[477] I'd pucker up too.

[478] Oh, but especially when you're hunting in Arkansas, you're like.

[479] I'd lose my phone.

[480] Yeah, I started looking around because on the property I was hunting, I knew there's this bald eagle that harasses the ducks, and I'm like, what has happened here?

[481] Where's that eagle?

[482] Did one of us shoot a duck and the eagle was in the background and somebody's looking at it?

[483] I don't even know what has happened.

[484] I'll tell you what, old PR, he could pick a game more than out of a crowd.

[485] One time we were coming out, there was an old fella hanging out at the bridge.

[486] People fish off that bridge all the time.

[487] He was fishing.

[488] We drove by him and Phil said, there he was.

[489] And Jason's like, well, there too.

[490] He said, gang board and fed. He's like, that's a redneck fishing off the bridge.

[491] Phil says, rednecks don't wear round spectacles.

[492] No, no, no. That's amazing.

[493] But he wore them.

[494] And the next day, we ain't seen a game worn in 20 years.

[495] And that guy, the very next day, we see some wood ducks get up about 500 yards off.

[496] And Phil said, that's him.

[497] There he is.

[498] I hope y 'all are all legal.

[499] And 15 minutes later, he come paddling up in a little boat.

[500] And he said, how y 'all boys doing?

[501] He said, how many y 'all doing good?

[502] And Phil said, you know.

[503] You've been out there all morning.

[504] Phil says, you've been out there watching all morning.

[505] How many will you kill?

[506] Oh, my goodness.

[507] Then the guy said, two.

[508] And nobody else had a clip.

[509] Let me tell you something.

[510] For him to paddle from that bridge to our duck blind.

[511] That's not easy.

[512] It was so thick.

[513] Panther can't get through there.

[514] So he asked Phil, he said, what's the easiest way out of here?

[515] When it was all over, he said, back the way you came from.

[516] He said, well, you can't tell me how to.

[517] Phil said, nope.

[518] You got in here, get out.

[519] Man, is there anything more Southern than sweet tea?

[520] Nope.

[521] Nope.

[522] They're it.

[523] I mean, they're really it.

[524] And it's part of all of our lives.

[525] It's fabric of our lives and size, even world famous for his tea jug and his tea cup.

[526] That's why we just always say drinking tea down here like breathing.

[527] You know, it's just part of who you are.

[528] It is.

[529] And we found the best tasting tea around.

[530] Y 'all already know who it is.

[531] See what I did there?

[532] Y 'all.

[533] Y 'all.

[534] Sweet tea.

[535] Is the best tasting Southern sweet tea around.

[536] Even though it's called y 'all sweet tea, their tea isn't pre -sweetened.

[537] So you can add as much or as little sugar as you'd like.

[538] If you want it like syrup and thick, keep pouring the sugar to it.

[539] Or if you don't, you don't even have to put sugar to it because it's such good tea.

[540] It doesn't need it.

[541] Like, it is just really good dark tea.

[542] You can control how dark your tea is by adjusting how long you let the tea steep.

[543] Longer steeping times mean darker tea.

[544] They offer a variety of flavored teas like juicy watermelon, very raspberry, and Georgia peach.

[545] I'll be.

[546] Yeah, the peach is delicious.

[547] Yeah.

[548] It reminds you of like going out there and grabbing a peat.

[549] Grabbing it, picking it off the tree and then biting into it.

[550] And the only thing missing, boys, is the juice ain't going through your beard.

[551] There you go.

[552] And the best part is y 'all sweet tea ships directly to your door.

[553] And it's the best there is, boys.

[554] Y 'all Sweet Tea is the best tea your taste buds have ever experienced.

[555] Get yours today.

[556] Visit yallsweettea .com.

[557] And when you use promo code at checkout, you'll receive 10 % off your order.

[558] That's Y -A -L -L sweettea .com promo code to get 10 % off your order today.

[559] Drive yourself some money and get you a good glass of iced tea.

[560] I thought Jackson Fix whooped game one.

[561] I don't think I'd have turned out in his favor.

[562] No, no, no, no, look.

[563] Hey, Jason gave him his gun and three shells.

[564] Well, the idiot starts slamming shells in it, pointing it at Jace.

[565] And Jace grabbed it and said, hey, you stupid idiot.

[566] That's probably not the exact words.

[567] No, it was.

[568] Yes, it was, too.

[569] Jordan and Jace.

[570] Hey, Jace was hot.

[571] I don't like what people point guns at me. Well, the gun was empty.

[572] But he had the gun, had the shotgun, the muzzle pointed at him, which it don't matter.

[573] I mean, you never point a gun at another human unless you're ready to pull the trigger.

[574] Stupid idiot.

[575] Jason was right.

[576] Jason's been known like his uncle to stretch stories.

[577] Add a few words that weren't in the original.

[578] He'll church it up with the best of them.

[579] Hey, he said he called him an idiot, and I don't blame him.

[580] I bet he did if he pointed a gun at me. I've never liked when people pointed a gun at me. Grace grabbed the barrel and said, hey, don't point this gun at me, you idiot.

[581] No, that's pretty much basic.

[582] That's gun safety.

[583] That's like the first thing in gun safety.

[584] I was once in a, I'm not going to say whose fault it was.

[585] Treat every gun as if it's loaded.

[586] Or what happened?

[587] There was a gun accident.

[588] I was sitting with a buddy.

[589] He was cleaning a gun.

[590] We were inside.

[591] And it was a 22.

[592] And all of a sudden, we're both sitting there.

[593] And I just go.

[594] And he never says anything.

[595] He just sits there and goes, muzzle direction of the utmost importance.

[596] And that's all we ever said about it.

[597] And there was a hole in the wall.

[598] But he was sure when he was cleaning, the muzzle wasn't pointed at anything.

[599] But that sucker went off.

[600] Good thing he wouldn't.

[601] Oh, no, no, no, no. Hey, look, worst one I've been involved in.

[602] We're down on a creek shooting turtles and snakes.

[603] No, no, look.

[604] Guy's got a pump 22.

[605] Oh, old Remington.

[606] Yeah.

[607] Look, he sticks it in a kid's belly.

[608] Why?

[609] Stupidity.

[610] Yeah.

[611] Look.

[612] Click, click, click.

[613] Yeah.

[614] Yeah.

[615] Did somebody skull drag that kid?

[616] I hope.

[617] No, no, he didn't get shot, but hey, guess what?

[618] Phil grabbed that gun and said, hey, don't ever point that gun in.

[619] The guy said, it's unloaded.

[620] Phil just, about three shots.

[621] He had clicked it on him twice.

[622] That guy turned green.

[623] He said, you came this close to killing your friend right then.

[624] He should have put that butt.

[625] No, no. Poor the old Matt Dillon.

[626] No, no, no. Look, right now, every hair on my body was standing up.

[627] I'm seeing it just like it was yesterday.

[628] He clicked three times on him with it in his belly.

[629] And Phil said, that's why you don't ever point a gun at a person, you idiot.

[630] Muzzle direction.

[631] Me and Carter have been talking about gun safety every night.

[632] Uh -oh.

[633] Before he even gets one.

[634] He's still training, huh?

[635] He's still in.

[636] We're in the talking stages of training.

[637] How old is he?

[638] Ten.

[639] Oh, yeah, it's time.

[640] Oh, it's time.

[641] We waited, but now he watches Duck Dynasty all the time now.

[642] He wants to be a duck hunter.

[643] So we're going to get a product.

[644] Hey, you know what you call him.

[645] Duck boy.

[646] He's a duck boy.

[647] He can probably run with that crew, to be fair.

[648] And, hey, emphasis in training.

[649] We talk about it every night because I think for his birthday we're going to 410 it up.

[650] I'm taking that boy duck hunting.

[651] Mainly because I want to be part of the documentary they make about him when he becomes president.

[652] I want that story to make it.

[653] Like, no, Carter going duck hunting.

[654] Oh, he's going.

[655] He keeps talking about it.

[656] We're going to go shoot him a prime.

[657] Working on the safety part first.

[658] Real hard.

[659] No, we're going to get him a sweet -tasting blue -winged teal.

[660] We're going in September when it's nice and warm.

[661] We're going to give that teal to you, and we're going to stop by Chick -fil -A on the way, huh?

[662] We're just in case if he were to fall.

[663] You know, the water ain't cold or nothing like that.

[664] So just in case.

[665] You want them to have a pleasurable experience.

[666] In fact, him going dove hunting may not be a bad thing.

[667] Yeah.

[668] Like out there in the wide open sitting there.

[669] Ain't nothing better than a 410 for dove hunting.

[670] Yeah, just chilling.

[671] Like that's the cool part of dove hunting is it's very low key.

[672] You don't really, you ain't got to hide.

[673] You can sit there and talk and like you got your chair.

[674] Everything happens.

[675] I love a good chair.

[676] Good poodle.

[677] Me and my best friend, we've traded off.

[678] Oh yeah, you can do it.

[679] Absolutely.

[680] You remember that poodle?

[681] Old killer?

[682] Old killer.

[683] He has a set of gonads about as big as them bongo drums.

[684] I hope somebody says that about me one day.

[685] Mine got fixed.

[686] You had one gonad the size of a pair of bongo drums.

[687] Yeah, I wasn't far from it that one time.

[688] But I got that issue resolved.

[689] That was a good old dog.

[690] Oh, that was so funny.

[691] Man alive.

[692] That was the best shot that cameraman got.

[693] What's that?

[694] He was going on just.

[695] the beauty of where we was hunting them bop yeah it comes to me no and that dog and then he's and there's no killer sitting there don't ever mix a poodle with something else all right i really don't understand how golden doodles how do them doodles catch on well they don't shed you got one i got two of them well how'd you end up with i don't have two of them mother -in -law does yeah when i dropped jared off at your house some big white well he used to be white he kind of stained dogs there's the big dogs all over there at the beginning watching you if you walk down the road and then they're at the end at jeff and jessica's house staring at you there's dogs everywhere yeah he just i mean he looked around like i could just see it in his eyes it like He didn't seem that intelligent.

[696] No, he's not.

[697] He's not.

[698] You know how you just look at a dog and you're like, yeah, that one right there ain't much.

[699] I mean, I've seen him.

[700] It ain't nothing between his eyes.

[701] I mean, I usually look at him and it's like, well, the rock rolled that way, the rock rolled that way.

[702] It ain't nothing between his ears.

[703] I got them two.

[704] But your healer was tight.

[705] And then I got the blue healer.

[706] That blue healer's a dog.

[707] Yeah, blue healer was cool.

[708] That's the smartest dog I've ever been around.

[709] I don't think I've ever had a good dog.

[710] Every time I bring an ice chest with deer in it.

[711] She'll get up on that ice chest and just sit on it and look around.

[712] Protecting it.

[713] She's like, that's my deer.

[714] Yeah.

[715] That's my back strap.

[716] Yeah, I was impressed by the blue heeler.

[717] I mean, I wasn't there but two minutes.

[718] She killed a squirrel one time.

[719] I had some friends over.

[720] We were sitting on the back porch by a fire.

[721] And she'd run by with that squirrel and look at everybody in the corner of her eye.

[722] And about three minutes later, she'd come back the other way looking at me. She was like, y 'all know y 'all want some of this.

[723] Yeah.

[724] I used to.

[725] I remember as a kid.

[726] I remember when he got under.

[727] Got under your feet or something.

[728] I thought it was good grief.

[729] We didn't get bit.

[730] Oh, them healers, that's what they bred to do.

[731] They nip it.

[732] They're cattle dogs.

[733] Australian cattle dogs.

[734] They'll nip the hills of those cows.

[735] And look, they get kicked in the head all the time.

[736] You're talking about tough.

[737] Oh, I just remember as a kid, whenever you'd be driving down the road, there used to be a thing around here.

[738] You don't see them much anymore.

[739] But a flatbed with a gooseneck.

[740] with a blue healer that he would run from side to side while everybody going down the road i guess mountain man i get no that wasn't him i mean that old buddy that you that dog took on the personality of his owner buddy i'm here to tell you so sage she likes to ride a little scooter around the circle around the circle there but she got to lock up libby the blue healer because if she don't that blue hitter she just Right on her tail, just nipping them tires.

[741] All the way around that circle.

[742] That's funny.

[743] But that was one of them core memories from my childhood.

[744] Flatbeds with blue healer.

[745] And I used to love seeing them.

[746] You put that blue healer in the rig with you, and she'll sit in the passenger seat just like this.

[747] Won't move a muscle.

[748] Just like a human.

[749] Yep.

[750] We got a lot of customers.

[751] Some of them old retired guys, they'll just show up, and there'll be them and their blue heeler just right there in a passenger seat, just like that.

[752] That's why that cartoon's so good, man. Everybody love a blue heeler.

[753] Didn't Mad Max have a blue heeler?

[754] Oh, yeah.

[755] I think so, yeah.

[756] I had one when I was a kid named Rocco.

[757] He didn't make it.

[758] It's a bad street for dogs.

[759] They rough on sheep and cows.

[760] Yeah.

[761] They rough on everything.

[762] Yeah, I mean, they run them into pans, yo.

[763] And I mean, if the dog keeps them high.

[764] I hadn't found a dog toy that that dog can't tear up.

[765] You rip it to shreds.

[766] Oh, yeah.

[767] Valentine's Day is coming up.

[768] I got my wife some Raycon earbuds.

[769] There you go.

[770] Look at there.

[771] Because you know what everybody loves?

[772] Everybody loves to hear.

[773] And they love sound.

[774] They love music.

[775] Want to hear this podcast better?

[776] Get you a pair of Raycon Everyday Earbuds.

[777] It's the easiest thing ever.

[778] Raycon's Everyday Earbuds are perfect for the gym, work, phone calls.

[779] They offer premium audio that goes wherever you go.

[780] They're stylish.

[781] They are stylish.

[782] They look good.

[783] How long does the battery last?

[784] That's the worst.

[785] 32 hours.

[786] That's the best.

[787] And you know what else I got?

[788] Multipoint connectivity.

[789] So lets you pair with two devices at once.

[790] Do you like to party?

[791] And speaking of battery, Raycon's quick charge function, just 10 minutes of charging yields 90 minutes of battery.

[792] They also come with active noise cancellation, which is often difficult to find at an accessible price point, but not with Raycon, which starts at just half the price as other premium audio brands.

[793] Raycon's everyday earbuds are also available in a variety of vibrant colors, so you don't just have to have white earbuds.

[794] You can get carbon black, royal blue, forest green, blush violet.

[795] What are we rocking there?

[796] We got forest green in the house.

[797] Forest green in the house.

[798] I went carbon black.

[799] Shocker.

[800] I got Allison, the blush violet.

[801] Look, and if you don't fall in love with your Raycons, they offer a 30 day happiness guarantee return policy.

[802] No questions asked.

[803] Boom.

[804] Look, they come with a variety of tips on the inside too.

[805] So you do get almost a pretty custom set of earbuds for you.

[806] So there's one for you.

[807] It's weird.

[808] I guess my ears are two different sizes.

[809] Like I got a different one on each one.

[810] Didn't know that was possible.

[811] Go to buyraycon .com slash duck to get up to 20 % off site -wide.

[812] That's right.

[813] You'll get up to 20 % off everything in Raycon's website, including 20 % off all headphones too.

[814] When you go to buyraycon .com slash duck.

[815] All right.

[816] That's buyraycon .com slash duck.

[817] B -U -Y -R -A -Y -C -O -N dot com slash duck.

[818] And get you one day.

[819] Si, are you going to have another cat after Sweet Pea?

[820] No. That's it?

[821] Christine will probably get one, though.

[822] Sweet Pea got another 45 years.

[823] Don't y 'all live together?

[824] That cat's a lot of problems.

[825] You know, Christine said at the house, say the same thing about you.

[826] Well, no, no. That cat's a lot of problems.

[827] That cat's a lot of problems.

[828] That cat's a lot of problems.

[829] Oh, boy.

[830] Hunter, we got voicemails.

[831] You said we got extra voicemails.

[832] Oh, do we?

[833] Yeah.

[834] Let's go heavy on it then.

[835] 318 -215 -6559.

[836] Did I get it right finally?

[837] There you go.

[838] I did it.

[839] 318 -215 -6559.

[840] Leave Uncle Si and crew a voicemail.

[841] I don't even know if that was right, by the way, but it was so fast, I'm going to pretend it was.

[842] I think that is right.

[843] I think that was right.

[844] I've been working on it.

[845] I think I finally got it.

[846] 318 -615 -255.

[847] Nope.

[848] Just messed it all up.

[849] Do what Martin said.

[850] Go, Hunter.

[851] So I want to start on my favorite voicemail.

[852] Just right out the gate.

[853] It's a two -parter.

[854] Okay.

[855] They had to leave two of them?

[856] He had to leave two of them.

[857] Oh, wow.

[858] Okay.

[859] What's up, guys?

[860] My name's Garrett.

[861] I'll give you a second to guess where I'm from.

[862] There's no way to guess where Garrett's from.

[863] Anyway, as a man who has been in a hunting accident and walks around with five pieces of steel in his face, what are some of the closest calls y 'all have had in the duck blind or in other kind of hunting situations?

[864] Thanks, guys.

[865] Ooh.

[866] What a fun light topic.

[867] What did he say?

[868] Yeah, he got shot.

[869] That's my favorite.

[870] Yeah, he got shot at some point.

[871] He got steel in his head.

[872] Yeah, he got shot.

[873] I've never had any close encounters.

[874] I had one guy shoot over my head that made me feel that that was too close.

[875] And I said, I'm going home at this very moment.

[876] It just ended everything right then.

[877] I don't have a shot with baby guns.

[878] Oh, well, we did that on him, too.

[879] Well, I'm just saying.

[880] We shot somebody with a pupil.

[881] Hey, I'm talking about why mama took a razor, daddy's razor, and just slid it, and it fell out.

[882] Oh, yeah.

[883] Yeah, we did that as kids.

[884] Yeah, we had to pop a few of them out of us.

[885] Any close calls, Martin?

[886] Oh, the worst one I ever had was actually my own father ringing my ears.

[887] I mean, like, but it was so close.

[888] It just was, I mean, he was really close to.

[889] to clipping me because we were in a pit blind duck hunting and um one of them windy days and i threw i said kill him through the flaps and he he i stood up at six four he didn't and he did not at 510 so it was just brutal i mean but it was like one of them real cold days like you didn't really want to get up in the wind i get why he sat down but we should have had a discussion about are we sitting or are we standing like you can shoot sitting down as long as everybody stays sitting down everybody got to but with one up and one down so it was really poor communication but buddy i mean it scared him so bad he never went again after it uh and it hurt me so bad i mean it was like close to a week before my hearing adjusted to without some kind of ringing or muffledness to it so i've had multiple yeah calls martin saved my life one day on one of them really oh yeah i was in the decoys and a woody 20 yards woody come between him and the and the and us and that old boy grabbed that shotgun and threw up and i just grabbed his shotgun and went like that i just i said whoa whoa whoa whoa what are you doing is that old boy still around now maybe i mean i don't know he ain't around us no oh wow and then i've had multiple shotgun blasts go over right at the top of my head yeah i saw one this year shooting it happens almost to me almost every year but the worst one and it wasn't life threatening but the worst one i stood up next to jace and ducks were coming on the left he was to the left of me and when he shot that hole came out of that shotgun sideways and hit in that brass hit me in my eyeball and them things is hotter than you think they are yeah they're hotter and they're sharper than they got it they got it on film they laughed they thought it was the funniest thing they ever saw but the thing hit me in the eyeball and i went to holler i bet you did i've done that a lot though for people like knocking shotgun barrels out of the way of close calls like clay clay i've done it for him several times when you do you're keenly aware of all surroundings well when we take people duck hunting and that's just that's when that happened that's when they've had one clay when you take people as soon as i have guests i'm no longer hunting like i'm i am i'm eyes on whatever's go i'll call the shot i'll call the ducks in but once that once that happens i don't stand up to shoot I just, I sit there and I watch and I just, I'm making sure that everybody around there is as safe.

[890] I can't believe, I can't remember who it was, but they actually shot Harold's end of his shotgun.

[891] Oh, yeah, that's tight.

[892] Yeah.

[893] That's, that's crazy.

[894] He raised up and swung and actually, you know, he likes to blew the gun out of Harold's hand.

[895] I don't know about you, but when I bring guests, I can't mentally.

[896] raise up and shoot no i just can't do it no i i realize i'm like security at that point like i'm just sitting back i can't whatever y 'all kill them and then it's actually good somebody is doing that and that's why every hunt i ever go on with these fellas yeah i just if they're not taking me i'm at home it's really honestly it's one of the reasons i prefer to hunt not in a duck blind yeah because the duck blind while comfortable and convenient It's the most dangerous place of duck hunting.

[897] If you're just standing out there in the woods, I can keep them in front of me, and I'm behind them, and everything's good.

[898] Life is good because I can see everything that's happening at that point.

[899] Not only that, when you're in a blind, if you don't place your shotgun in a secure manner.

[900] That's why we cut notches.

[901] Yeah.

[902] it can fall but it's amazing even still with the notches some people manage to miss them and you just hear you hear you hear it coming and you know what it is before the shotgun ever hits the ground and it's like you're just like running for your life trying to get away from it yeah which way is it falling from which way let me get off the front of this shooting porch because you know it's coming straight down the line so it's like The safety.

[903] Retreat, man. You got a dog running back and forth down the shooting porch.

[904] That's what happened to the old boy from Sterlington.

[905] His dog stepped on his gun.

[906] Yeah.

[907] Put a loaded gun in the back of the ring.

[908] Yeah.

[909] Be safe out there.

[910] Oh, yeah.

[911] What else does he get?

[912] Make this fun, Hunter.

[913] Do you want to guess where he's from?

[914] I don't know.

[915] Arkansas.

[916] Missouri.

[917] Very plain voice.

[918] Indiana.

[919] All right.

[920] Starting the next one.

[921] Hey, guys.

[922] My name is Garrett, and I'm from Lufton, Texas.

[923] Texas.

[924] There you go.

[925] And I walk around with five pieces of steel in my face from a duck hunting accident.

[926] So I just wanted to know, what were some of y 'all's closest calls in the duck blind to getting shot, and how can I use this to pick up girls?

[927] Well, you've been shot before.

[928] Ask 50 Cent, not me. Yeah, well, we need somebody with some prior knowledge.

[929] Yeah, 50 could tell you.

[930] 50's made it a bunch.

[931] I did not see.

[932] That coming.

[933] How can I use it to pick up girls?

[934] Just tell them you're a gunshot survivor.

[935] I don't know.

[936] You ought to see the other boy.

[937] They shot me in the face.

[938] I'm still here.

[939] Yeah.

[940] I don't know.

[941] That's a tough one.

[942] I got nothing.

[943] Carter's got a lot of scars on his belly.

[944] One we call the gunshot, one we call a knife wound.

[945] That's not what it is.

[946] Well, I guess the knife wound probably technically is a knife.

[947] It's called a scalpel.

[948] Tell her you're tough.

[949] Yeah.

[950] I don't know.

[951] You ever tried to pick up a girl with an injury?

[952] Nope.

[953] You got to pick up women with the gift of the gab.

[954] Oh, boy.

[955] Oh, boy.

[956] Gift of the gab.

[957] He's an expert.

[958] You heard that, Hunter?

[959] You start out with something like, look here, you fine queen.

[960] Oh, Lord.

[961] Hey, y 'all.

[962] My name is Janessa, and I'll wait until the end to tell y 'all where I'm at.

[963] My question, I guess, is mainly for Martin and Johnny D. What'd we do?

[964] Why, on God's green earth, do y 'all like Bucky's barbecue?

[965] No offense, but does y 'all's barbecue suck that bad?

[966] Yes.

[967] That Bucky's tastes better?

[968] Unequivocally, yes.

[969] Time out.

[970] Stop it.

[971] No, stop it.

[972] We are from Louisiana.

[973] We're not like, oh, Kansas barbecue, North Carolina, oh, Missouri, oh, Texas.

[974] We don't do it.

[975] Yeah.

[976] We're not good at it.

[977] Yeah, if it ain't got rice in it, Louisiana falls behind.

[978] Yeah, we like good barbecue, and Bucky's has good barbecue.

[979] I'm saying it for not having to stop at a restaurant.

[980] I've always said it.

[981] Like, okay, I'm going down the interstate.

[982] I don't want to get off an hour out of my way to go to someplace such as Country Tavern.

[983] Country Tavern's better than Bucky's.

[984] 100 % it is.

[985] But it's not convenient for me. So for a convenient barbecue, what's her name, Vanessa?

[986] jennifer jennifer way off man wow jennifer man i really missed that one yeah it's about convenience and quality versus it's better than any barbecue we have though yeah locally that you can go purchase in north louisiana it's i don't know of one yeah jack's is pretty good ah that's a new one that's new to the to the squad jack's is pretty good yeah i ain't been there It's good.

[987] So maybe it's not better than Jack's.

[988] That's our top tier.

[989] But the rest of them can confirm it is better than all of those here.

[990] That brisket taco is pretty doggone good.

[991] Yeah, I don't know what she's talking about.

[992] They're uppity people.

[993] Barbecue people are uppity.

[994] For a gas station, it's good barbecue.

[995] Yeah, there you go.

[996] Best fried chicken I ever had came from a gas station.

[997] Yeah.

[998] Continue.

[999] Let's hear uppity Jennifer.

[1000] It was good.

[1001] But now since they've expanded out into several different states, it has become literally the gristliest, bottom -of -the -barrel meat I have ever eaten.

[1002] My aunt actually got off an oil rig looking forward to having her first one in many years because they used to be good.

[1003] Time out.

[1004] Time out.

[1005] Time out.

[1006] Whose aunt works on an oil rig?

[1007] I don't know, but she tough, buddy.

[1008] She's tougher than bootlegger.

[1009] She tough.

[1010] If that woman works on an oil rig.

[1011] That's what I'm saying.

[1012] I apologize for calling you uppity, Jennifer.

[1013] I'm nervous about your whole family now.

[1014] I also see where Jennifer probably gets her overall lippiness.

[1015] Yeah.

[1016] Her aunt works on an oil rig.

[1017] Yeah.

[1018] You spent a lot of time with your aunt, didn't you, Jennifer?

[1019] Mm -hmm.

[1020] All right.

[1021] She was super disappointed.

[1022] I've given them numerous chances.

[1023] I've tried them at many different ones.

[1024] I actually have a Buc -ee's here in town.

[1025] And I've always been hoping that one day they'll turn it back around.

[1026] But, oh, my gosh.

[1027] Why?

[1028] I am coming at y 'all from New York.

[1029] Texas.

[1030] Newport.

[1031] Victoria, Texas.

[1032] New Braunfels, Texas.

[1033] New Braunfels.

[1034] Yeah, I was like, Texas.

[1035] Regardless of opinion, I love y 'all.

[1036] I bet your water slides are better than ours, too.

[1037] Yeah.

[1038] Jennifer, let me just confirm.

[1039] We love you, too.

[1040] But isn't it a good thing that Bucky's left Texas?

[1041] No, that's part of it.

[1042] I know she's the overarching madness is that they left Texas.

[1043] Texas pride is a thing that, you know how like we are America, all of the rest of the world's like, why do they wear American flag swimsuits and drink barbecue and Miller light and on the 4th of July?

[1044] And they all think we're weirdos, but that's how the rest of America looks at Texas.

[1045] Yeah.

[1046] Yeah.

[1047] She just mad.

[1048] They left Texas.

[1049] She probably hates Whataburger now too.

[1050] Oh.

[1051] Texas is awesome.

[1052] I like Texas, but thank you.

[1053] And I don't, again, I've never said, it's not like, you know, going to, you know, meet church's place and eating brisket.

[1054] Like it ain't that good, but I mean, it's good.

[1055] Why is that a thing that, why is like Carolina, the Kansas city and Texas all just in a fight?

[1056] They can be in a fight, but I'm a big fan of Texas barbecue in general.

[1057] Salt, pepper, garlic.

[1058] Don't get outside.

[1059] You can take that Carolina barbecue off the list.

[1060] Oh, you just made some people sad.

[1061] Too much vinegar.

[1062] Too much vinegar.

[1063] Too much vinegar, too much mustard.

[1064] They overdo it with the vinegar.

[1065] Yeah.

[1066] I like the vinegar.

[1067] I love vinegar, but they overdo it.

[1068] But see, that's the beauty of it is everybody can have their own.

[1069] I just like Texas.

[1070] I like salt, pepper, garlic.

[1071] I like it simple.

[1072] Showcase the meat.

[1073] That's what I like about it.

[1074] Show me your skill set on cooking the meat.

[1075] Don't dress it up with nothing.

[1076] The meat.

[1077] Mesquite.

[1078] Yeah.

[1079] Just show me what you got.

[1080] Just smoke the meat, man. That was fun.

[1081] Oh, yeah.

[1082] She fired up, man. Oh, she was good.

[1083] Yeah, she fired up.

[1084] I'd like to meet her aunt.

[1085] Oh, yeah.

[1086] I'd like to meet her aunt.

[1087] That sounds like your aunt down there threw that salt in the wound that time.

[1088] No, no, but I ain't.

[1089] Yeah, she paints people with her toes, too.

[1090] Oh, here's the thing.

[1091] Same kind of people.

[1092] Because all their husbands, guess where they worked?

[1093] Ulrich.

[1094] Ulrich.

[1095] Yeah, except her aunt worked.

[1096] Okay, so yeah, you got to be tough.

[1097] You got to be tough to work in the oil field, boys.

[1098] I guarantee you.

[1099] Yeah.

[1100] If you're married to a man that's worked in the oil field, you got to be tough.

[1101] I don't know that I've ever met a female Ulrich.

[1102] I mean, not saying that they couldn't, but I need to meet aunt that hates Bucky's.

[1103] I am.

[1104] You know, they eat their home.

[1105] You think she did?

[1106] Well, she said they...

[1107] You just got a hold of some bad meat.

[1108] That's all that was.

[1109] Yeah, that'd be fine.

[1110] Every once in a while, you come up on your bristly meat.

[1111] Hey, look, I've bought briskets from the same place and done them myself.

[1112] Not all cows are created equal.

[1113] Not every one you slice a brisket off of is going to be perfect.

[1114] That's part of it.

[1115] Well, a lot of people don't realize you got to dress brisket up when you buy it.

[1116] And by dressing it up, I mean, you've got to trim it off.

[1117] Yeah, but some of them just feels like the cow had a little bit tougher life.

[1118] No, no, I'm just saying.

[1119] Not all deer are created equal.

[1120] My brisket would taste better than your brisket.

[1121] Most of it is in the preparing the meat to cook it.

[1122] Okay.

[1123] That's where about 90 % of this, you know, you cut all that gristle out.

[1124] Yeah.

[1125] Yeah.

[1126] Man, I know what you do.

[1127] I ain't against the little cowboy bubble gum, though.

[1128] You cook it where it's kind of a little crisp.

[1129] It's got a little bark to it.

[1130] I like that fat ring if it's rendered right.

[1131] Oh, yeah.

[1132] It fits the bark.

[1133] Tear your belly up.

[1134] Boy, it'll.

[1135] This show is good.

[1136] Hunter, we got one more.

[1137] Hey, guys.

[1138] My name is Dustin Chattel.

[1139] I'll leave my place where I'm from at the end.

[1140] I got two quick questions.

[1141] One, so I've got two kids named...

[1142] silas and jace and i was wondering how do i keep them from uh going at each other the way that silas and jace do it's too late and then second i guess i'd like to ask for um some prayers for my mom as we found out last july that um she's got stage four lung cancer things actually seem to be going relatively decent right now responding to treatment and whatnot so i'd just like a few extra prayers sent her way uh my mom's name is janelle thorderson um if this gets played on the air awesome if not can you guys please say prayers i guess amongst each other and then uh if you haven't figured out where i'm from yet i am from minnesota wisconsin or minnesota south dakota uh i'm not he's a foreigner Like we said, Wisconsin.

[1143] Where's he from?

[1144] Northwest, Minnesota.

[1145] Minnesota.

[1146] I told you he's a foreigner.

[1147] He's a foreigner.

[1148] Well, first off, and now everybody's heard that.

[1149] Hey, I don't know if it was your wife that named your sons, but that's where you messed up.

[1150] Yeah, second off.

[1151] You're never going to keep them apart.

[1152] Yeah, y 'all chose that path for them.

[1153] Yeah, you chose that path.

[1154] Did they name them after this side and that Jace?

[1155] Or is this pure coincidence?

[1156] No, I had to.

[1157] And I can tell you why me and Jason like that.

[1158] I kept him a lot when he was a baby.

[1159] Okay, so he's got a lot of my mannerism.

[1160] What happened to Al?

[1161] Al has always been the old man of the Robertson family.

[1162] There you go.

[1163] Yeah, your mom, man. We will lift her up.

[1164] Glad to hear she's responding well to treatment.

[1165] Everybody listening, we'll ask them to do that.

[1166] What's their name with Janelle?

[1167] Janelle.

[1168] Yeah.

[1169] So, yeah, y 'all keep Janelle.

[1170] We will ask the Almighty to personally intervene on our behalf.

[1171] Yeah.

[1172] And heal our body is our request to the Almighty.

[1173] And we ask it through His Son, Jesus, and our Lord and Savior.

[1174] Amen.

[1175] Amen.

[1176] Yeah.

[1177] Well, Dustin, man, y 'all keep.

[1178] Keep your mom's head up.

[1179] Keep fighting.

[1180] Be there for her.

[1181] Do whatever you can do for her.

[1182] And, yeah, good luck with naming your kids Cy and Jace.

[1183] None of them have had each other.

[1184] Martin, did you almost name your twin boys Cy and Jace?

[1185] Mm -mm.

[1186] Didn't cross the mind?

[1187] No. No, I'd have been way closer to, like, Whatta and Burger.

[1188] No, no, mm -mm.

[1189] I mean, I love them.

[1190] I love both of them dearly for two totally different reasons.

[1191] But I never thought of naming them after them.

[1192] Where are you going to send us out of here with, J .D.?

[1193] Oh, Luke 5, 31.

[1194] Jesus answered to them, It is not the healthy who need a doctor, but the sick.

[1195] I have not come to call the righteous, but sinners to repentance.

[1196] And because of that hope, no sickness can get us down.

[1197] And Jesus is a great physician.

[1198] He can heal.

[1199] Miss Janelle, so we're going to be praying for her.

[1200] Thank you for tuning in to the Duck Call Room.

[1201] Yeah, keep calling, man. The voicemails are actually fun.

[1202] Go buy buckets and get you some good barbecue.

[1203] Jennifer's pissed.

[1204] Drive that knife in.

[1205] That lippy sucker.