The Joe Rogan Experience XX
[0] Hypnitize.
[1] Oh, no. Ah, sicker than your average Papa twist cabbage off instinct niggas ston shit pink gators.
[2] My Detroit players tunes for my higgins in Brooklyn.
[3] Dead right if they head right.
[4] Siri there every night.
[5] Papa been smooth since days of underlose never lose, never choose to.
[6] Creeze who do something to us.
[7] Taco to us girls walk to us.
[8] Wanna do us.
[9] Screw us.
[10] Who us?
[11] Yeah, Papa and Poppo goes like Starsky and Hutch.
[12] Stick the clutch.
[13] Dare I squeeze three at your cherry M3.
[14] Bang every MC easily.
[15] Visily.
[16] Recently, niggas farting ain't saying nothing.
[17] So I just keep my peace, keep my peace, Cubans with the Jesus piece.
[18] With my peace.
[19] Test, test, test.
[20] There we are.
[21] Is that something that someone did actually with Siri?
[22] Uh, or is it just that voice?
[23] It's hacked.
[24] It's somebody hacked their iPhone.
[25] You can tell when he opens it and closes his, uh, phone.
[26] It has a weird, uh, look to it.
[27] So I think somebody just, you know.
[28] Oh, they do that.
[29] They do that.
[30] root iPhones as well.
[31] Oh, yeah.
[32] I didn't know that people were hacking into iPhones.
[33] Of course.
[34] I think there's like websites you can just go to and it's just where you...
[35] What looks hacked about that?
[36] That looks like just an iPhone.
[37] Let's go on.
[38] Let me see.
[39] I guess not.
[40] It looks like I thought those icons on the two top or something, but that looks like SoundCloud.
[41] Yeah.
[42] That looks like a normal iPhone.
[43] Well, I think that's the only way you could possibly do it.
[44] I think that has to be a hacked iPhone.
[45] Or the whole thing fake because i think the whole thing is much more likely fake because there's one thing i know is at the very end of this video which you can find on vimeo uh he it says something different than she says on the writing here so maybe this writing part was just you know an i you know final cup pro or something well it says Siri Siri can't you see too i mean someone typed that in you know what is that oh yeah yeah it's definitely not it's definitely not Siri they definitely did it they either fake the video or they they rooted their iPhone but i think it's probably more fake that's like a big thing with the Android people, man. Android, that's the one thing that they love about it, the fact that you can do that.
[46] Yeah.
[47] Dudes who get into Android, they're like, dudes who are, like, really into fucking Unix and shit.
[48] Right.
[49] You know, they're, like, rooting things.
[50] I'm a Linux contributor.
[51] Dude, we forgot to record the video blog again.
[52] Yeah, we keep forgetting.
[53] Sorry, folks.
[54] So he had to go, though.
[55] He really did have to go.
[56] He did have to go.
[57] Dude.
[58] Did have to leave.
[59] That was a fascinating guy, though, wasn't he?
[60] Yeah, that was really.
[61] interesting and it definitely was a shit that I've already thought about before you know and it's kind of interesting to hear it from somebody that has some cred well I think some yeah I think you know as you get older in life and you have a certain amount of experiences and you sort of learn the way the world's been working for you you know you start thinking I wonder if it works like this I wonder if this is really what's going on and that's basically like every I wonder that I ever had you know he just comes out and says yes it does yes your your mind your consciousness controls everything your environment controls how the genes are made like what yeah the fuck by the way dude fear factor last night it was so great to see it like i forgot how much i missed it i i've watched every single episode even till the very end i watched it and it wasn't because of you or anything i just that was a show that i thought was always fun to cringe at and just you know you you you had more emotion of just sitting there with a blank look staring at a tv you're actually like like I'm just like you know like it freaks you out a little bit better than those shows so last night it was also awesome seeing it take it to the next level especially the HD I thought was so awesome you could actually see like the bugs intestines and stuff like that you know in more detail and the explosions of course the explosions for sure yeah sound editing on that show is awesome the editors are badass yeah I watched it was very surreal watching it very surreal yeah and you know it's just it's just strange the whole thing was strange.
[62] It's strange to live it and strange to do it again and strange to see it on TV again.
[63] I fucking never thought I would be doing that show again.
[64] I never thought how could it happen?
[65] This is a just a chapter in my life and I've moved past that now and then to do it again.
[66] But I enjoyed it man. I really did.
[67] I thought it was fun.
[68] I thought it was a fun fucking show.
[69] Was that was that mom and son thing real?
[70] Was that it all real?
[71] That was disturbing.
[72] Oh yeah.
[73] Well you know what?
[74] The casting my boy rich really knows how to fucking bring these people in.
[75] They know how to pick them, man. At this point in time, too, there's so many people that want to do any sort of a reality show that you can find some real characters, man. You can find some...
[76] That one character, the guy that was like a self -motivator guy with the hot blonde shirt, and he just left...
[77] She didn't know how to swim, and he just left her drowning, like, in the middle of the water.
[78] That was sad.
[79] I felt bad for that girl.
[80] You know, I felt bad that she didn't know how to swim and she tried to do that.
[81] You know, she looked, she wanted to win, and she thought maybe once she got in there, she would figure out how to do it.
[82] She didn't know how to swim.
[83] That was disturbing.
[84] They had a rescue her.
[85] It's weird.
[86] You guys, they didn't see it.
[87] I think they had an idea.
[88] I think they had a plan.
[89] I think the plan was, he said, I know you don't know how swim, but I'll carry you.
[90] Right.
[91] I don't think you realize how hard that is to do.
[92] It's really hard to do.
[93] And you swim slow as fuck when you're doing that.
[94] Like, you can't just swim when you're carrying someone's body.
[95] It takes a long time.
[96] It takes like more than half, more than twice the time.
[97] And, you know, she was pulling him down and he was panicking.
[98] So he left her out there.
[99] It's weird thinking not being able to swim.
[100] That you should not be a grown adult.
[101] That should be, like, something that they have to teach you in, like, third grade and you have to pass a test.
[102] Yeah.
[103] She, apparently, she didn't grow up in the best neighborhood, and, you know, she wasn't happy about it, obviously.
[104] She grew up in Vegas, right?
[105] That hot chick.
[106] I don't know, did she?
[107] She grew up in that Manilae Bay.
[108] How dare you?
[109] She's so hot.
[110] She was so hot, that chick.
[111] She was very pretty.
[112] I wonder if she was, like, his friend, and they came on, like, as a, like, he hired her.
[113] Yeah.
[114] That seems like it makes more sense.
[115] Yeah, it's very possible.
[116] and then she just agreed to get I mean why not why not just say you know say it's my boyfriend I would do that yeah you want to get on couples do we have to be couples yeah we just pretend okay that's why he left her in the water that makes 100 % sense right you never you never leave your girl in the water if you thought you were drowning you might if you thought someone would rescue her if you separated you might separate but you would say something save her you would say save her you know that's what I would say I would say you know if I knew that I couldn't rescue her if like if she like first of all if someone does not swim at all and they're flailing around they can drag you under you have to get them to relax so you have to be fucking good at that that's not an easy thing to do like when just start kissing them right and then they get in the couple embrace suck a finger and put it right in their pooper calm them down like when you got a good hold of their pooper right and especially the thumb you press the thumb on the coxics is that a I just wanted to say coxics and it was also so weird seeing because it was all ex -boyfriend ex -girlfriends which I thought was a great idea for casting wise but it was weird seeing that like that one guy that were there was like a guy in this girl that was like fake boobs or I think she had fake boobs but like kind of a weird body you know a hot older body and he she he just like fucking with her like she controlled the whole relationship it was weird seeing like why people broke up probably because she was like you know he was yes ma 'am yes ma 'am I don't know if you remember that that guy that like he pretty much took orders from her the whole time during fear factor yes yeah totally yeah so you can kind of see why like the relationships like ended you know like it was so interesting that that's why they chose those people you know they chose them because they knew they would be fascinating to watch you know it's it's weird how many how bad some people's relationships are right it's weird you know but there was some people they were fun like they had fun relationships like the one couple they were exes but uh now they're just friends the twilight kid yeah her pretty friend to team twilight that was so fucking hilarious and hard rider or easy rider but team twilight they were very nice people yeah they were she was gorgeous yeah she was really pretty and he was a good looking guy and they were they were actually friends i mean it was legit is they used to date and they didn't work out and they both have different girlfriends now or boyfriends and they're friends right you know it was they were the healthiest fucking group by far out of any of them yeah you know the other ones like the fucking easy riders those guys were fighting like cats and dogs and then the the other guy you felt sorry for that one dude that was controlled by his wife his ex.
[117] It was sad, you know, and she would say shit and you just like, oh, poor dude.
[118] He has to just sit there and eat that, you know?
[119] I couldn't do that with my exes.
[120] Not most of them I couldn't.
[121] You don't want to be in that position.
[122] Everyone knows that you don't want to be in that disadvantageous position where you are giving into them all the time.
[123] You know, you don't want to be there, man. You don't want to be there where they're yelling at you.
[124] You don't want to be there.
[125] That position sucks.
[126] Yeah.
[127] Now, one guy even was like, you know, like he dropped a cow heart i think it was he dropped a cow heart and uh and you could tell that she was blaming him for losing right and then like somebody else dropped it and he goes yeah see look it was hard to see it was hard to see you know like he like it was so sad to see that yeah yeah it's hard it's hard dealing with people like that not dealing with them i mean but you know being around him and going hey you guys are just fucking up each of his life you need to get the fuck away from her dude i know you feel like somehow another you got this connection with her You know, you got to see her to get your kids from her.
[128] But other than that, stay away, because this woman is chopping you down.
[129] Yeah.
[130] You know?
[131] It's like some guys.
[132] That dude needs a friend.
[133] When a dude can't get a chick anymore, when a girl is no longer impressed with a guy, when the fucking magic is over, and she is not attracted to the guy at all, that is the worst time you can be around that girl.
[134] Because she will have you feeling like you are worthless.
[135] And that will, in turn, it's not going to motivate you.
[136] It's going to make you feel like shit, and it's going to probably ruin all these other aspects of your life, too.
[137] So if you're on a regular relationship with someone, who treats you like shit and is not whatsoever attracted to you, that's devastating for you as a person.
[138] And so, like, while we're around this poor guy, we have to see this and like, oh, you can't blame hers.
[139] You know, you like who you like, man. But you got to, you know, for him, he's got to get the fuck away, man, run.
[140] This is your reality you're creating as Bruce Lipton would tell us.
[141] Yeah.
[142] Right?
[143] Yeah, exactly.
[144] Speaking to which, man, I have to apologize to Todd Bridges, man. I fucked up.
[145] And I did this interview, and they, you know, they always ask you, what was it like, the old Fear Factor?
[146] You do 100 interviews.
[147] And after a while, you just run out of shit to talk about it, and you'll talk about anything.
[148] And one of the things that came up, we were talking about C -listers that were on the show.
[149] And I'm going to just read it, so there's no mistake whatsoever in what I said.
[150] The question was, the guy says, I remember it was more C -Listers and blasts from the past like Todd Bridges.
[151] And I said, yeah, he was a really weird one.
[152] he's an angry dude.
[153] I think he murdered somebody.
[154] Did he get away with manslaughter?
[155] I'm serious.
[156] You shouldn't print that because I think it says you shouldn't print that, but that's not what I said.
[157] I said you should print that, but that's not what I said.
[158] I said you shouldn't print that.
[159] Because I think he got in some sort of a fight in a crack house and wound up killing someone.
[160] Hold on.
[161] Let me fact check right now.
[162] They actually put the whole thing in me saying, hold on, let me fact check right now.
[163] And then I say, yeah, Todd Bridges attempted murder and attempted voluntary manslaughter charges.
[164] He shot somebody, five gunshots.
[165] and a knife wound.
[166] The jury acquitted him, though.
[167] That was 1989.
[168] He was 23 years old.
[169] Then I said, but yeah, I didn't enjoy being with him.
[170] He was a weird, angry guy.
[171] He blamed his losing on the producers like they wanted to get rid of him.
[172] There's some people who just think that the world is out to get them, and he felt like that in a big way.
[173] It was interesting from a psychological standpoint.
[174] One of the reasons why I said this, he got upset at me when he got eliminated from the show and wouldn't believe that he was actually eliminated.
[175] He believed that they wanted him to get eliminated.
[176] I went to shake his hand, and he wouldn't even shake my hand.
[177] He just, like, put his hands back, and he walked away.
[178] I was like, this is so fucking childish.
[179] And then I thought about him, like, this poor guy, man, you know, he grows up in the limelight on a fucking big show, like, different strokes.
[180] Like, try developing on television like that.
[181] And we've talked about that so many times, like, how insane that must be.
[182] Try developing on television.
[183] So all I did was comment on him, like, you know, like he wasn't a person.
[184] Common, I mean, like, I wasn't concerned with his feelings.
[185] that he would listen to it.
[186] And despite the fact that, you know, he was in some sort of a situation in a crack house.
[187] You know, this was a long time ago.
[188] And, you know, I don't know him.
[189] And I just said it.
[190] And I shouldn't have said it.
[191] It's really, you know, whether it's true or not is not the point.
[192] The point is there's no reason for me to say it.
[193] And he's friends with my friend Dave.
[194] And my friend Dave and him talked and he said he's been sober for 19 years.
[195] And this upset him.
[196] And then I thought about, I'm like, who the fuck am I to just randomly bring up some shit about some dude's past that's going to make him feel bad?
[197] you know it's it was not it was there was no reason why I should have done it I did it I was it was lazy thinking on my part I should have never done it and I should have you know looked at his life as like one picture I don't know that dude and apparently he's been sober for like 19 years and he does a lot of good things it does interventions and shit so I opened up my mouth when I shouldn't have and I apologize so Todd Bridges if you're out there please accept my apology I'm sorry I shouldn't have said that it was he's right I totally agree I could have totally avoided saying anything about his past or anything about him as a person.
[198] You should take him to the offer.
[199] I get bored sometimes, man, and this is no excuse, but it's true.
[200] You know, you do 100 interviews about Fear Factor and stuff like that.
[201] You can get psychologically lazy.
[202] You know, you get sloppy with what you say.
[203] And as you can see, everything I said there, including don't print that, which actually says, or instead of shouldn't print that, it actually says should print that, but I most certainly said shouldn't print that because I went into some sort of I went to fact -checked that.
[204] So, because of that, they put every single a word I said.
[205] So you get a chance to see my whole thought process on it.
[206] So I don't know what the fuck happened to him.
[207] Obviously, I wasn't there.
[208] The guy got acquitted.
[209] Good.
[210] That's beautiful.
[211] You know, I don't hold any ill will towards him, and I feel bad that I brought it up, and I shouldn't have.
[212] So I apologize.
[213] You know that the NT and the shouldn't is going to be the new Tower 7 for you.
[214] Well, I'm a mumbling, fuck.
[215] You know, you talk to me over the phone, especially with these goofy headsets that I insist on wearing.
[216] You never see those things I have?
[217] I walk around my house, so I like it because I can talk on the phone and do shit at the same time.
[218] Tom Cruise style, but Tom Cruise, 1984.
[219] Yeah, so actually, I've got a cord, and the cord goes directly into the cordless phone.
[220] But it's the best way to do it, because the phone's cordless, the phone sticks in my back pocket.
[221] It's got a little clip, and I can walk around the house.
[222] I play pooling them on the phone sometimes.
[223] Yeah, but that's why Radio Shack is still in business because of people like you buying those crazy headsets.
[224] You can get them from Radio Shack.
[225] You've got to get them from Hello Direct.
[226] Hello Direct.
[227] What is that?
[228] Hello Direct is the best company in the world for business phones.
[229] Hello Direct.
[230] Yeah, they make big conference phones and they make really good headsets that you listen to a cordless phone on where it's like real high end.
[231] It sounds really good, really strong.
[232] But it's expensive equipment.
[233] But it's expensive because it's really high -end stuff.
[234] It's really worth it.
[235] But you know, you can get any fucking headset, man. I got a Sony one that was like 30 bucks.
[236] It's pretty good.
[237] It's not bad at all, you know?
[238] Are you sure Hello Direct?
[239] It's not like a home shopping network of Bluetooth accessories.
[240] I don't think so.
[241] I think they make cell phone.
[242] I mean, I think they make phone headsets.
[243] Did John Heffron turn you on?
[244] Is he said?
[245] If I caught in a pyramid scheme?
[246] Am I in denial?
[247] I think that's what that is.
[248] I found John Heffron has never tried to rip us off.
[249] I just want to be clear about that.
[250] He's a great guy and he would never do anything dishonest.
[251] But John Heffron occasionally has these fucking plans.
[252] We're like, dude, all I have to do is I start this one business in Uganda.
[253] You know, I give them the key.
[254] and they have money that comes to me for the rest of my life.
[255] Dude, I'm set.
[256] Like, he's got, like, this sort of, like, crazy lottery winner scam mentality sort of a thing as far as, like, him wanting to, like, find some one product that, like, really takes off.
[257] Like, is it, like, an Anthony Robbins thing?
[258] Because I know he's into that shit.
[259] I don't know.
[260] I don't even know who that is.
[261] You don't know who Anthony Robbins is?
[262] Google knows it for me. I don't know.
[263] If I ever need that information, I just use Google.
[264] I might know who is.
[265] You've never heard of Tony Robbins.
[266] Tony Robbins.
[267] you know who Tony Robbins is the motivational speaker guy is fucking gigantic he's huge no is he like a boubley because I just found out about bubley and now he's haunting me some bublae guy that sings a lot and now like somebody told me you don't know who mic bubblay is and now everywhere I go I tried to buy a bottle of wine last night it was like oh you just want a free bublet album I don't know who this bublet guy is but it's just a new character I don't know a new dude it seems like it's not I got shamed down because I don't know who bublai is do you have some music no you can't even play I can't even play a movie.
[268] We don't want to get sued by the latest and greatest.
[269] But he's haunting me now.
[270] I don't know what.
[271] It's the holiday season or something.
[272] I have no idea what you're talking about.
[273] I never even heard of this.
[274] Well, now you will find, you'll get booblaid nonstop.
[275] You'll find Bublai everywhere.
[276] I don't think I will.
[277] Yeah, you will.
[278] I'm guessing in your reality.
[279] I just cursed you with the Bubele first.
[280] No, you can't win over my reality.
[281] I control my own reality.
[282] You can't get in it.
[283] Oh, yeah.
[284] It's an impetrablee me. You'll be driving home.
[285] Go ahead.
[286] Send me some links.
[287] It won't even enter my mind.
[288] I'll look at it.
[289] You think so I blue blayed all over your face Dude, you think so Dude, all I know is I'm gonna be on the Tonight show on Friday with Ron fucking Paul Musical guest Bublai You watch Oh my God, could you imagine if it was I would just pull my pants down and shit All over Make it happen Yoshi make it happen Just blast diary all over Jay's desk I've been on the kale shakes a lot lately Man my poop is fantastic I love that man Dude, Boublei is the new kale Bois is the new kale.
[290] Yes, because I, you kale with me. Bray's going to be the new Olive Garden.
[291] I'm going to throw a fucking bottle of water at you.
[292] I went to the Olive Garden the other day, and it wasn't that good.
[293] What happened?
[294] I tried all their new stuff, and it was like...
[295] Oh, they're trying to get crafty?
[296] Well, no, no, it's not even that.
[297] It's like, I've found that if you, I eat late at night, so, like, I always go, like, at 9 o 'clock when it closes at 10.
[298] And you could tell the kitchen starts to break down at a certain moment.
[299] And most restaurants, like, kitchen's like, all right, we can start to break down.
[300] meaning you could stop making new soup you can start putting everything away you know because there's only a few people left you know to order food and i feel like uh lately every time i go to a restaurant at that time period it sucks and like the the ravioli i had was like overcooked the the they have like uh they have lasagna that's deep fried now or something like that it's so awesome uh but that was like felt like it was sitting in the fryer for 20 minutes so they probably you know pre -cooked it or something like that but don't go to a restaurant after nine o 'clock is what You'll have not as good as food as six or seven.
[301] Well, it's just because they start closing down in the kitchen because it's about to close.
[302] Yeah, and people are tired too.
[303] It's my fault.
[304] Don't go to Olive Garden after 9 o 'clock.
[305] Yeah, All of Garden is like a 6 p .m. sort of a meal.
[306] 6 p .m. on the road.
[307] Lunch.
[308] Any restaurant is what I'm saying, no. Not just Olive Garden.
[309] Any restaurant.
[310] Got to eat dinner with Anthony Bourdain.
[311] Oh, really?
[312] Yeah, in Toronto.
[313] Where'd you go?
[314] Some restaurant, some nice place.
[315] It was pretty cool.
[316] We got there when it was about to close, and they had a bar.
[317] We sat in the bar area, and they said, you know, the regular menu is closed, but we got this menu.
[318] And I said, can you tell the chef that Anthony Bourdain is here?
[319] That's what I said.
[320] You dropped that Bourdain card.
[321] I totally did, because she didn't, I don't think she knew.
[322] So she ran back, and the chefs came back with a book, and he fucking signed their book and shit.
[323] It was the coolest meal ever.
[324] Me and my pal, Anthony Giordano, and Anthony, and his crazy wife, his wife wants to fight.
[325] Wow.
[326] Could you imagine his wife is a badass?
[327] dude she's been doing jiu -jitsu and moitai for like four years completely obsessed she does them every day one in the morning one at night i mean she's like she's got a thick neck and she's got fucking muscular arms and apparently she's like super super aggressive i'm like wow what a what a strange situation that would be have a wife that might be able to kick your ass man yeah might be able to put a a beat on you do you think you could deal with that no you don't think you deal with that no what if your chick just started getting into jiu -jitsu and fucking wanted her and then eventually wanted to roll with you.
[328] Like, come on, bitch.
[329] No. Come on, bitch.
[330] Who takes you?
[331] What if you were fucking her?
[332] And then in the middle, she's like, eat my pussy.
[333] And right when you go down on it, she slaps a triangle on you.
[334] It just puts you to sleep.
[335] Could you imagine?
[336] No. If that was, like, fun for her?
[337] Hygiene hurry.
[338] She hooks your leg.
[339] You try to get off the bed.
[340] She hooks your leg.
[341] Boom.
[342] Just slaps that sucker down.
[343] No. You wouldn't be into that?
[344] No. Would that scare the shit out of you?
[345] No. What if she was laughing?
[346] Yes.
[347] And when she said, listen, and I promise I'll blow you every day for a year.
[348] Who cares?
[349] That's like nothing.
[350] That's like, hey, you want some, you want a handful of nickels?
[351] I shouldn't take in your soul.
[352] I shouldn't have choked you unconscious.
[353] Wow.
[354] And have you always terrified every time you near me now.
[355] You have to switch the word blow jobs.
[356] You have switch it with something else.
[357] Blow jobs means nothing to me. Really?
[358] What would she have to do?
[359] Give you money?
[360] No. I don't know.
[361] Pimp, go out in the street for you, show that she really loves you?
[362] Cuddle during a movie.
[363] That's all you want, right?
[364] That's all you want.
[365] Back rubs, animal massage.
[366] Fucking weirdo.
[367] Did you see, wait, I think you posted it.
[368] That Christmas short that was supposed to be in front of the Anthony Bodine holiday special.
[369] His holiday special last night was so freaky.
[370] If you DVR, no reservations, DVR and check out the, or find it, you know, in DVRs you can search it.
[371] It'll probably play in a repeat.
[372] I think the travel network plays it all the time because sometimes I like, I have it set to record all of my DVDs.
[373] VR and I'll come home, they'll be like 20 of them.
[374] I've been gone for like a week.
[375] Like, how the fuck is there 20 of these things on here?
[376] But it's just like they play the shit out of the show.
[377] So if you find the holiday one, it's crazy.
[378] It's so weird.
[379] It's a really, he told me about it, he told me it was going to be nutty, but I didn't know what to expect.
[380] I don't want to tell you anything.
[381] No, no spoilers.
[382] You've got to see it.
[383] It's so bizarre.
[384] Wow.
[385] But awesome.
[386] Like, it was creepy.
[387] Yeah, it didn't, it came out of nowhere.
[388] And that, that, this animation that they pulled from the show, apparently, this Just like...
[389] Did you watch it?
[390] No. It was creepy.
[391] No. I could see why they pulled it.
[392] It was creepy.
[393] It was almost maybe, I think, a viral marketing attempt for the travel channel, the whole thing.
[394] No. How does that work?
[395] Can we play that on the podcast?
[396] Yeah.
[397] Are we sure?
[398] No. Somebody must own that, no?
[399] No. I don't know.
[400] I'm sure we couldn't play the Siri thing at the beginning, but, you know, it's...
[401] Yeah, but someone doesn't own that.
[402] That's just a stupid computer voice.
[403] If anything, the people who...
[404] Well, that's somebody's...
[405] The Biggie song.
[406] I don't know.
[407] Any more, who knows?
[408] You know, is it illegal for me to post random movies in the background on the wall?
[409] You know, if it's only showing one inch of it.
[410] Dude, don't talk about that shit.
[411] Who knows, though, you know?
[412] Don't talk about that shit.
[413] Why are you going to bring that up?
[414] That's like El Cuckooie.
[415] Don't talk about it.
[416] He'll come.
[417] It's like Candy, man. I'm not allowed to draw Gary Coleman, am I?
[418] No. No, you're not.
[419] Yeah, that's how you know how fucked up that show was.
[420] Two of them are dead.
[421] I love that show.
[422] That's one of the shows.
[423] grew up and I love everything about that show.
[424] I need another.
[425] It's so weird watching TV nowadays.
[426] They don't have that anymore because that's not, like, who cares?
[427] Oh, you have a little black kid that you adopted.
[428] So, you know, who cares?
[429] Well, they pull it off twice.
[430] Like a little Iraqi kid?
[431] Oh, you got an Iraqi kid?
[432] Two Iraqi kids and you're an old man. Oh, man. Can you imagine if that was a fucking sitcom?
[433] Right.
[434] Jesus Christ.
[435] You can't have those kind of sitcoms anymore.
[436] You know, you couldn't ever have a Sanford and Son anymore.
[437] you know so if you have if you had anything that was like a semi -racist like an all in the family right you couldn't have that today so how are you going to have you know what you'd miss out on 80 % of the jokes right you had some guy with uh two little arab kids dude boobley and abdul that's what would be the name of the whole thing and be like bublaid with two iraqi kids brian stop stop in the podcast i swear to god you're not bringing me to your retarded world in your boule road you're gonna be haunted so let's talk about this mind book thing man these guys wanted us to talk about yeah and they left they have a a social networking site they put together these are the people that just left that were with Mr. Lipton and it's called www .w .minebook WS so that's mindbook .w. Why did I say W