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[0] This is exactly right.
[1] Hey, this is exciting.
[2] An all -new season of only murders in the building is coming to Hulu on August 27th.
[3] Steve Martin, Martin Short, and Selena Gomez are back as your favorite podcaster, detectives.
[4] But there's a mystery hanging over everyone.
[5] Who killed Saz?
[6] And were they really after Charles?
[7] Why would someone want to kill Charles?
[8] This season, murder hits close to home.
[9] With a threat against one of their own, the stakes are higher than ever.
[10] Plus, the gang is going to Hollywood to turn their podcast into a major movie.
[11] Amid the glitz and glamour of Los Angeles, more mysteries and twists arise.
[12] Who knows what will happen once the cameras start to roll?
[13] Get ready for the stariest season yet with Merrill Streep, Zach Alfinacus, Eugene Levy, Eva Longoria, Melissa McCarthy, DeVine, Joy Randolph, Molly Shannon, and more.
[14] Only Murders in the Building, premieres August 27th, streaming only on Hulu.
[15] Goodbye.
[16] Welcome to my favorite murder.
[17] Minnesota, 22.
[18] Is it 22?
[19] The one where we get back on track.
[20] Oh.
[21] Did you listen to last week's Minnesota?
[22] No, I get scared listening.
[23] It's horrifying.
[24] And you're right to be scared.
[25] And I just tried to listen this morning.
[26] Was it the only talk about the saltwater?
[27] I mean, it was a real study, and something's very wrong.
[28] So you want to not chit -chat?
[29] You want to get straight to the murder?
[30] No, I feel like it's important that we chit -chat.
[31] But I don't know.
[32] It's a self -loat thing.
[33] issue.
[34] It's difficult to look back on the work that you've done.
[35] That's why I don't listen to it.
[36] Yeah.
[37] It's a smart move.
[38] I did in the beginning and then I was just like, all right, we're good for now.
[39] It's hard not to fall into it though because you ever do that thing where you're like, pretend you're someone else and listen as another person?
[40] What I do is pretend that someone else is listening for the first time.
[41] And what would that sound like to that person?
[42] At what point would they be like, this isn't for me?
[43] And for me, in that exercise, it was like seven seconds in.
[44] Yeah.
[45] And right now, it's probably right now for someone.
[46] Yeah, if not seven seconds ago.
[47] So, okay, let's get on track.
[48] So starting now, Stephen.
[49] Welcome to my favorite murder, Minnesota.
[50] That's Karen Kilgariff.
[51] And that's Georgia Hardstock.
[52] Boy, do we love to talk about murder, do you?
[53] Yes, you do, because you send us your hometown murders, the things that happen in your hometown, or to your family, or to, your family friends to your college town to that one barber that you grew up near but didn't know never talked to directly rode on a bus with their son yeah knew them for degrees of Kevin Bacon away totally but so we're gonna read we just read you a couple of those because they're so good and you know fuck it it seems clear I think our point is clear yeah I think people understand what's happening we're back on track do I go first sure great because first of all, let me belch seven times straight into the mic.
[54] The subject line of the first email here is the time my dad fought Otis Tool.
[55] Ding to ding, ding, ding, ding.
[56] Hi, ladies, I recently started listening to your podcast and I'm completely hooked in one of the earlier episodes you mentioned serial killer Otis tool.
[57] I'm pretty sure I called him Otis though.
[58] Is it Otis?
[59] It's Otis, yeah.
[60] You know, and I had to share with you this story from my father.
[61] My father worked for the Tallahassee Police Department, the TPD.
[62] For a long time, around 12 years or so, he has some crazy, horrifying, fucked up stories during this time with the TPD.
[63] I bet he does.
[64] But this one takes the cake for me. I'm sure you've heard of the serial killer Audice Tool.
[65] As it turns out, he did a stint in the Tallahassee jail while my dad worked there.
[66] My dad told me once how Toole recounted to him how he murdered a woman, sliced off her breast.
[67] Then he and Henry Lee Lucas drove around with it.
[68] the dash of their van.
[69] So gross.
[70] But you probably haven't heard about the man with whom Toole shared his jail cell, Joe Nixon.
[71] He was convicted of the kidnapping and murder of a local woman from the Governor's Square Mall parking lot in Tallahassee.
[72] He took her to a remote location, tied her to a tree with jumper cables, then set her on fire.
[73] So Tool and...
[74] That's everything I hate.
[75] Yes.
[76] It's really awful.
[77] Also, Otis Tool is like one of the...
[78] most awful looking, because he just looks like he does not give one fuck about anything.
[79] He's so frightening.
[80] He looks like he takes, and I think he did, pleasure in other people's immense suffering.
[81] Yes, he's like, if it were a character in a horror movie, you'd be like, that guy's a little too much.
[82] Right.
[83] Let's turn it down.
[84] Yeah, it's like Texas Chantowne Masker characters.
[85] Yeah, like, it looks like he's wearing a prosthetic forehead, but it's his real forehead.
[86] He's the one that admitted to killing John Walsh's son, Adam Walsh, right?
[87] Which we don't know for sure, but John Walsh believes it.
[88] I don't believe it.
[89] I don't either.
[90] It's that missing front tooth story.
[91] And the ears.
[92] So when they found was supposedly Adam Walsh's head in a creek, but then if you look at the side by side of the head, which is horrifying, their ears are different, there's a missing tooth, you know, whatever.
[93] Go on.
[94] Yeah.
[95] No, it's not the same kid.
[96] But they just, I mean, fair enough.
[97] Two five -year -old boy, or roughly five -year -old boys, dead in the same area.
[98] They don't, they want that to be the same.
[99] Sure, I mean.
[100] We all do.
[101] Okay, so let's talk about Joe Nixon.
[102] He was one of the less famous Nixon's.
[103] He was convicted of kidnap.
[104] Oh, sorry.
[105] So Toul and Nixon are sharing a cell in the jail on the top floor, and one of the day guards, including my dad, noticed that water's leaking from above.
[106] So they go upstairs and find that Toll and Nixon have purposefully clogged their toilet and water was quickly flooding the cell.
[107] In addition to that, the pair were butt -ass naked and covered in soap to make themselves slippery.
[108] But that's not the craziest part.
[109] They'd each fashioned a number of shanks and had them grasped in their fists between their fingers, a Wolverine style.
[110] Oh, my God.
[111] They were basically trying to force the police to open the cell and then fight their way out.
[112] Absolutely bonkers.
[113] The sheriff was present and told them to cut it out.
[114] cut it out you two jokers you boys back to bed right now otherwise he'd have to send in some police including my dad to quote unquote disarm them the men refused so my dad had to go and wrestle a slippery naked and armed honest tool to the ground Jesus as my dad said while telling me this story quite the nice gentleman best Cali that's hilarious wow that's fucked up man he's honest tool is the guy in the horror movie that the girl gets away and she's right at the edge of the forest and the man picks her up in the truck and she's crying and saying thank you so much i just had to go to the hospital and he goes okay hold on real quick we're gonna go up here and he drives her back to the house that she just escaped from yeah because you never expect a duo that's right you know it's so it's like not fair how do you it's hard enough to just like find a friend that you want to have lunch with much less that you're going to just murder people all over the place.
[115] Oh, my God.
[116] Oh, my God.
[117] Oh, no. All right.
[118] Between Henry Lee Lucas and Otis Tool, which one do you think was perpetually late all the time?
[119] What do you ask?
[120] I was an hour and 15 minutes late to the recording today, everybody.
[121] I think that's a real honest tool move of me. Do you think it's Otis?
[122] I think Otis is the one that's like, what, sorry, I thought it was it for.
[123] And Henry is like, I was here right on time.
[124] Please.
[125] I was here meditating Okay This is called My Brother and the Texas Murder House Hi Karen and Georgia My name is Bonnie and I'm from Dallas But I have a half -brother who grew up in a small North Texas town with his mother When he was in high school he joined a club That I guess you could say was like a crime stopper group for teens Sounds fucking awesome How did I not have we not have that at my high school What the hell are they going to do?
[126] do.
[127] I think they're going to sit around and talk about murder, which we do.
[128] Maybe spy on some people who are suspicious in their town.
[129] Totally.
[130] Fucking dig it.
[131] Teens.
[132] Teens.
[133] One day, the group was invited to the local sheriff station for a tour and meet and greet type situation.
[134] This led to a little Q &A sesh, and one student asked the sheriff which case had stuck with him the most in all of his years on the job.
[135] The sheriff went on to tell a heartbreaking story about a man who lost his mind, shot and killed his wife, and then shot and killed himself.
[136] Of course, the students were intrigued and continued to ask.
[137] more questions about the case.
[138] That's when the sheriff, for reasons I can't wrap my head around, brought out the case file and showed the students the friggin crime scene photos.
[139] The list of things sheriff should not do, number one, show children photos of dead bodies.
[140] Am I right?
[141] And anyway, here's the good part.
[142] As my brother looked at the photos, he couldn't help it feel like something felt familiar.
[143] When he came across the photo of the front of the house, he realized that it was his motherfucking house, all caps.
[144] He went on to discover.
[145] that the room the wife was shot and killed in was his bedroom.
[146] No. No thank you, sir.
[147] Bye -bye.
[148] I never really learned too many details about the murder -suicide, so I'm sorry I can't explain more about that, but I still felt like this was a story you too might like to hear.
[149] That's correct.
[150] Anyways, you guys are the tits.
[151] A hundred percent correct.
[152] You guys are the tits.
[153] The name of this one is tits.
[154] Yeah.
[155] This minisode.
[156] In every way.
[157] And your podcast is one of my favorite things of all time.
[158] So keep up the good work.
[159] X -O -X -O -X -O -Boney.
[160] Thanks, Bonnie.
[161] That was, I mean, bad enough that you're looking at crime scene photos, but then to have that like, gotcha moment.
[162] No, that story could have been done with just the sheriff showed them crime scene photos.
[163] Yeah, but no, it was not.
[164] Jesus.
[165] That's so awful.
[166] I've never seen, I've seen crime scene photos, but I've never, you know, you see one -off.
[167] I've never seen like a folder with actual.
[168] like the crime screen photos that detective used, like detectives used.
[169] I mean, there was somebody that was talking about that for one of the cases.
[170] One of, I think maybe a live show we did in somebody talking about it afterward, a relative of theirs had to look at all the crime scenes.
[171] Was it Ted Bundy or something?
[172] I don't know.
[173] I can't remember, but just how that was the part, maybe that they were a policeman or something, just that the evidence was so upsetting.
[174] Oh, it was a bunch of jury members.
[175] Right?
[176] And they needed PTSD treatment.
[177] Yes.
[178] That was a jury.
[179] Because, well, it was one of the, it can only be one of the like eight stories we've done on the road.
[180] Right.
[181] I never, I guess I didn't think about that that like, anytime I watch any of this stuff, I close my eyes all the time.
[182] Yeah.
[183] Like this, I'll get like a sense of it and close my eyes.
[184] But if it's anything like, like the person is dead, you can see how they were murdered and they're looking at the camera.
[185] No, no, no, no. See, I'm the opposite.
[186] you look at it i look at like what what knots did they tie how tight were the ropes i don't know why i just feel like they'll tell you though not in a like excited way in a like horrified yeah you got to see it yeah and i just also feel like obligated in a weird way like to the victim to like to like know what they went through narrator telling you isn't that's not i know you got to see it for your with your own eyes.
[187] I need to get my own PTSD.
[188] Thank you very much.
[189] Yeah, I see.
[190] That's a bit of you're going to put on a hair shirt for your interest.
[191] You're going to like make yourself suffer a tiny bit.
[192] A hair shirt?
[193] That's what the old, they used to, old monks used to put on really itchy shirts as a way to suffer for the Lord.
[194] I always bring it back.
[195] It sounds like, yeah, that's funny.
[196] It's not funny.
[197] It's funny.
[198] All right, give me one more.
[199] Okay.
[200] Okay.
[201] This says, don't go to Poughkeepsie.
[202] Don't get murdered.
[203] Hi, Karen, Georgia, Stephen, Elvis, me, me. My hometown murder comes to you from the town where I went to college, Poughkeepsie, New York.
[204] It's a last stop on the Metro North Hudson line from Grant Central, and it doesn't really have anything worthwhile except a mall with a target attached, which couldn't be more worthwhile.
[205] A life -saving thing.
[206] Okay, from November 1996 to August 1998, a man named Kendall Francois picked up sex workers from Main Street in downtown Poughkeepsie, brought them back to his parents' house on Fulton Avenue, had sex with them, strangled them, and then hid their bodies in the attic and crawl spaces.
[207] Of his parents' house, that was a separate phrase just to, you know, got it.
[208] Really underline it.
[209] While his parents lived there, another separate sense.
[210] Yeah, they're like dramatic effects, but it's like you can't really tell with periods.
[211] Francois was 75 inches tall I don't know what that means how tall is that six feet?
[212] What the fuck why are we doing it that way I don't know is that how you're doing Poughkeepsie?
[213] 12 is 72 right Poughkeepsie come on oh Poughkeepsie it's their like kind of metric so they do things even though it's inches aren't metric shit Francois was 75 inches tall Oh, oh, sorry.
[214] That's what it says in the mugshot, and I'm too tired for the math.
[215] Oh, they're one of us.
[216] I love it.
[217] Why don't I just read the rest of the sentence?
[218] I do that all the time.
[219] Okay, I had a reputation for being violent with sex workers, was nicknamed Stinky, because he apparently had really terrible hygiene, a winning combination.
[220] On September 1, 1998, a woman whom Kendall Francois had abducted, managed to break free from his assault and escape the house on Fulton Avenue.
[221] No, she told a woman at a nearby gas station that she'd been assaulted and then walked away.
[222] The woman flagged down police officers, pointed them in the victim's direction.
[223] Police located the victim, took her back to the station for questioning, where she filed a complaint against Francois.
[224] Police went to Francois' home to ask him to come into the station for further questioning.
[225] He went with them willingly and was soon arrested after confessing to most of his crimes.
[226] He pled not guilty, was convicted of eight counts of first -degree murder and eight counts of second -degree murder, and sentenced to life in prison without the possibility of parole.
[227] Because Francois' defense attorney got him to plead guilty before the DA could ask for the death penalty, he avoided trial by jury.
[228] And since the death penalty could only be given by a jury, he avoided the death penalty completely.
[229] Apparently, this was some loophole in the New York legal system at the time, and it sounds like bullshit.
[230] Francois died in 2014 at the age of 43.
[231] Apparently due to the HIV, he contracted from one of his victims.
[232] Oh, man. Jesus.
[233] Okay, all of his victims were petite white women with short brown hair, hazel, brown or hazel eyes, ranging from 25 to 51, and almost all of them were reported missing by their mothers.
[234] Because they were sex workers, police didn't prioritize the missing person's reports, and it's generally believed Francois could have been stopped sooner, had police not devalued the missing women because of their sex worker status.
[235] My freshman year of college, I would walk by the murder house on Fulton Avenue a couple times a week on my way from tutoring at Poughkeepsie Middle School where Kendall Francois was working as a hall monitor at the time of the murders.
[236] Very bad murdery vibes, even though it's been completely fixed up.
[237] I think it was a residential life, it was the residential life director of my college who lived there for a while while I was a student.
[238] I don't think I could be paid to live in a murder house unless I decided I never wanted to sleep again.
[239] We're wrapping it up now.
[240] A really terrible B -List horror movie was made inspired by the Poughkeepsie murders called the Poughkeepsie Tapes.
[241] It was pulled from distribution shortly after it was made in 2007, but there are extended trailers available on YouTube.
[242] At one point in college, some dude made me watch one of them late at night, and YouTube had actually removed the audio on the video because it was too disturbing.
[243] Oh my God.
[244] I made the dude walk me back to my dorm because I was so scared.
[245] Apparently, the movie got released for real in 2014.
[246] I just read the Wikim.
[247] Wikipedia for it.
[248] Now I want to bleach my eyeballs, so proceed with caution.
[249] I know Joe DeRosa and Pat Walsh have seen it.
[250] I bet they have, right?
[251] Yeah.
[252] The Poughkeepsie tapes.
[253] Um, so that's the Poughkeepsie murders.
[254] Don't go to Peky.
[255] Don't get murdered.
[256] Katie.
[257] Wow.
[258] Wow.
[259] Thanks, Katie.
[260] At the point where it's life in prison without the possibility of parole, do you care that the death penalty isn't an option?
[261] I feel like at that personally, yeah.
[262] I feel like at that point is for me, I'm not.
[263] like, well, he's fucking gone.
[264] Yes, for sure.
[265] He's not out murder, like, hurting people.
[266] That's all that matters.
[267] If it was the option of life in prison with the possibility of parole, which then probably the death penalty wouldn't be an option, then I'd be like, no, I'll fucking kill him.
[268] Yeah.
[269] No, I don't want him to fucking get out of there.
[270] It's so hard because these people that are like multiple offenders or lifelong offenders, it seems so insane.
[271] It just seems to be a different.
[272] it's just a different echelon of crime and how people should be punished.
[273] People are like rabid dogs that can't stop killing other human beings.
[274] Yeah, it's not all the same like people who can be rehabilitated.
[275] Yeah.
[276] It's not.
[277] And as much as I want to like the vehemently get behind abolishing the death penalty, I think there's, we read too many cases where it's like, no, I think that this person, not that I think I want to kill them or.
[278] You just want someone else to kill them.
[279] I just don't think that they, yeah.
[280] They're fucking scary blights on humanity.
[281] For sure.
[282] I know.
[283] You know what I think would be interesting is how much the study of like sociopaths and psychopaths and how like the mental element of killers comes into play to actually, you know, it's that thing of like, well, I think it's sociopaths.
[284] They can't be rehabilitated.
[285] There's no, if you don't have a conscience.
[286] You can't build one.
[287] It does, yeah.
[288] I mean, there's, which is not to say all sociopaths are evil, because lots of people like to talk about that.
[289] And you can build an understanding of what's right and wrong.
[290] If you're not a fucking murderer, which I'm sure a lot of sociopaths, the majority aren't.
[291] Yeah.
[292] Plenty aren't.
[293] Then you can be, you know, you can teach that.
[294] But it's the idea that it's like, when a dog has rabies.
[295] Yeah.
[296] It only wants to do one thing.
[297] And you can, it's just that, I think.
[298] But I mean, we're talking about human beings.
[299] It's just the worst.
[300] It's the worst topic.
[301] I know.
[302] And we're also facing a prison planet future where because privatized prisons are going to make rich people richer, then then it'll be everybody will love throwing people away forever.
[303] That's what I hate.
[304] Is this, you just better make sure you're the right person.
[305] Aye.
[306] Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
[307] This is chill.
[308] This is so cool for a many.
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[310] Absolutely.
[311] And when you say vintage, you mean when you physically drive to a store and, actually purchase something with cash.
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[329] Goodbye.
[330] Hey, this is exciting.
[331] An all new season of only murders in the building is coming to Hulu on August 27th.
[332] Steve Martin, Martin Short, and Selena Gomez are back as your favorite podcaster detectives.
[333] But there's a mystery hanging over everyone.
[334] Who killed Saz?
[335] And were they really after Charles?
[336] Why would someone want to kill Charles?
[337] This season murder hits close to home.
[338] With a threat against one of their own, the stakes are higher than ever.
[339] Plus, the gang is going to Hollywood to turn their podcast into a major movie.
[340] Amid the glitz and glamour of Los Angeles, more mysteries and twists arise.
[341] Who knows what'll happen once the cameras start to roll?
[342] Get ready for the stariest season yet with Merrill Streep, Zach Alfinacus, Eugene Levy, Eva Longoria, Melissa McCarthy, DeVine, Joy Randolph, Molly Shannon, and more.
[343] Only murders in the building premieres August 27th, streaming only on Hulu.
[344] Goodbye.
[345] All right, one more.
[346] You ready for this?
[347] Okay.
[348] I honest, I love your podcast.
[349] My friend just turned me onto it.
[350] What?
[351] The way you said that was like, I don't care what anybody says.
[352] I love your podcast.
[353] I love your podcast.
[354] No, you know what?
[355] I love it.
[356] Despite what everyone says, I love your podcast.
[357] I love it.
[358] My friend turned me onto it.
[359] I was racking my brain, trying to come up with a good hometown murder story and had completely forgotten about this gem.
[360] Enjoy.
[361] If you use this for any purpose, please don't link back to my real name just in case.
[362] Bitches be crazy.
[363] No shit.
[364] So in 2006, that was for me. so in 2006 in a time of my space and aOL instant messenger i had a part -time job at a grocery store of pharmacy in an affluent suburb of chicago i went away to college downstate but continued to work there when i was home for breaks and weekends in the fall of my freshman year a guy from my high school who had been a year or two older than me found me via my space and started chatting with me i didn't know him but i did know his younger brother i kept making reference to the fact that i had a boyfriend and he'd thrown a sly so smiley face I was intrigued enough to chat with him, so a few weeks passed right here from him primarily on Friday and Saturday nights.
[365] He was flirty, but never inappropriate, and I kept getting the feeling that he was broken, like bad things had happened to him, like he had a rough life.
[366] One weekend in the fall, when I was home, I learned that my coworker had died.
[367] She was in her 40s, and I'd worked with her once or twice, but was never close with her.
[368] We had a cast of interesting characters while I'd been working there, including a medium or astrologist.
[369] and so she didn't strike me as very memorable but then I learned that she had been murdered what I just I don't know oh you're saying oh yeah exactly I was surprised it sounded like a what I immediately thought a heart disease of heart disease that's what gets most middle -aged so please watch what you eat yeah donate to where I'm from was not a place where murders happen it is the only murder I've ever heard of happening here and was completely swept under the rug no one talked about it and everyone proceeded forth as if it had never happened but not me i became obsessed with it duh she said it turns out she had been murdered in a fairly abandoned industrial area of town her second job was delivering pizzas at a pizza place where her son also worked apparently she swapped shifts with him that night because her son was quote sick i don't know the specifics of the murder but i know that she was that she was shot when she delivered a pizza of this abandoned area and the murderer was a drug lord.
[370] Her son owed the guy money.
[371] They had planned on murdering him that night but she showed up instead so I guess they were like fuck it, this is fine we'll just murder her.
[372] I started to put the pieces together.
[373] Her son was the guy that had been chatting with me from MySpace.
[374] I was completely obsessed with this murder for like a month of my freshman year so the next time the guy messaged me I said something generic like I just found out about your mom I worked with her and I'm really sorry to hear about happened at that point i didn't know he had played any role in the death just that she had been killed and he acted weird that i had said anything at all and never talked to me again i didn't drive down the road she was killed on for like seven years it gave me the creeps see i swear to god i thought you were going to say the son did it like then it turned out yeah or planned it or like paid people to do it or something yeah but it turned out it was purely like revenge it was supposed to be him.
[375] Wow.
[376] Which almost feels like he's partly culpable in a way.
[377] Well, yeah.
[378] Like, not just like accidentally, but like, yeah, if you, if you owe money to drug lords, bad things are going to happen to you and your family.
[379] Probably.
[380] Don't do it, you guys.
[381] Don't, it's, you know what, get a friend to go in with you on a nice bag of bad grass.
[382] Yeah.
[383] Smoke that and just leave the drug lords alone.
[384] There's some people listening to this right now.
[385] We're packing their backpacks to go meet their drug lord.
[386] Please unpack it.
[387] Unpack.
[388] Stay home.
[389] Just relax.
[390] Have a nice cup of tea.
[391] You could actually, yes, you could have a completely drug -free day.
[392] I made it sound like smoking a bad pot is your only option.
[393] No drugs are also an option.
[394] I mean, it's, you know, you're human.
[395] Yeah, I just, I don't know.
[396] I was trying to make them, I was trying to give them as drug addicts something that they needed.
[397] Yeah, that's true.
[398] That's what they beg for.
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