#171 - Everlast (Part 2)

[0] But with music, I'm not even remotely musical, so I could just fully appreciate it, you know?

[1] So like watching that show, you mean, that was a, there's something about watching like a live show like that, watching some badass musicians get up and fuck around together like that.

[2] It's like, damn, like this is, this is some, this is a very special feeling that you guys can put out there.

[3] You know, very special party, appreciation, performance feeling, you know, that's an unusual vibe, man. And the vibe that you guys put out that night, that was fucking fun.

[4] It was a good time.

[5] Yeah, now it was a real good time, man. That was totally, in fact, it was one of you, either you or Dana that were like, yo, they're calling you because I was so drunk.

[6] I was just in my own conversation.

[7] Yeah, they were on stage calling.

[8] Like, you, have I lost?

[9] I was like, what?

[10] Yeah.

[11] And folks, when I tell you, he went up with no preparation.

[12] I mean, from walking up to the stage, you had a drink in your hand still, you know, I wouldn't do what it's like?

[13] I was doing shit.

[14] You got ready?

[15] You are ready?

[16] And there was no warm enough.

[17] You just went right into it and nailed it.

[18] That was beautiful, man. That was a real moment.

[19] I think the liquor helped everybody.

[20] Fuck, yeah, it did.

[21] And it did in a good way, man. There's something about liquor, man. Look, I know it accelerates the aging process.

[22] I know it's one step closer to the grave.

[23] But I swear to God, it makes the days a little more fun.

[24] You know?

[25] What's that nothing wrong with a whiskey here and there, man?

[26] Nighttime experience is a lot more interesting.

[27] People get crazy.

[28] I have great stories.

[29] It can't tell me. Can't tell me. I don't have some awesome.

[30] some memories you know it's it's not all bad and when you can perform like that boom and you think you could just say i think the liquor help me the liquor and and the reefer but then whatever the fuck helped you that's a good thing that has to be a good thing about it has to be a good thing it's a one of the art forms i could really truly appreciate it was the least i could have done and i think the hard rock like flew me out there put me up like not even on the promise i didn't sign no contract saying i you know i was just there to go to the fight they like when i'd stay there they were they're always treat me like a king there and that was the glory days of Vegas yeah that was you know I haven't been in like since the baby's been born two years I gotta go to a fight but I'm not going uh I I've been to one UFC on New Year's weekend I think it was even on New Year's Eve or the no it was on the 30th well this weekend's gonna be mob because it's New Year's weekend it's Brock Lesnar versus Alistair over the way they shut the street down I just it's like New York Times Square I've done it yeah been there done that yeah I'm good yeah chaos crazy craziness new year's eve for me is a night to just sit at the house yep and chill and watch dick clark you know does dick clark still rock he counts it down does he still he still comes and he's so sad too and he's had a stroke right yeah he could barely talk it's a really hard he gives it a hey man why not he might see like a hundred nine how is he's like a hundred nine the joke was the joke for the longest time the joke was that dick clark was uh like that he never aged and then also in the devil that's what we yeah he's the card is the devil he created the bloopers and practical jokes did he i think he created america's funniest home videos too if i'm mistaken he's original that dude got money and he's still working heper isn't amazing still working him and murv go to Vegas probably that party just bitches all over the place but murph griff griff didn't like bitches oh right i don't know pretty sure he didn't Shit, more for dick.

[31] Yeah, I think he was more attracted to the gentleman.

[32] You know?

[33] They just went out, had a goddamn crazy wild orgy back in the day.

[34] You could get away for some shit back then.

[35] No TMZ.

[36] You know, some real like Hogan's Heroes shit, right?

[37] Did you ever see that movie?

[38] Auto -focus?

[39] I actually saw the first half of it just the other night.

[40] I didn't finish watching it, though, but it intrigued me enough that I had to go or something.

[41] But it was on.

[42] I was like, man, first I didn't know.

[43] It was on.

[44] I didn't even know it was about dude from, Hogan's Heroes, you know, I was like, what is this?

[45] Craig Caneers, kind of, this is weird.

[46] And then I was like, I caught her, I was like, oh, it's the Hogan's Heroes guy.

[47] I was like, he went out crazy.

[48] Yeah, it's a wild movie, man. I don't think they ever solved his murder either.

[49] I think his murder is still up for investigation.

[50] They think it was the guy that he was buddy buddy with, but they couldn't prove it.

[51] William Defoe guy?

[52] Yeah, the William Defoe guy.

[53] That's what they insinuated in the movie, right?

[54] I might be talking about my ass.

[55] Brian, Google that.

[56] Find out if they ever found out his killer.

[57] What the hell was his real name?

[58] Bob something Bob Crane Bob Crane Yes you're right Bang That was a weird movie man The movie The whole boy just got obsessed With making his own porn Yeah Him and his buddy Would just make porn every night They just got obsessed with like Having orgies and making porn You know And then it went all wrong When the dude Grabbed his ass in the movie Yeah I didn't see I didn't catch up to that part It's always one dude Who has to take shit too far Wow We got a good thing Good thing going We're all boating the same room together.

[59] Hey, man, somebody could get murdered behind that.

[60] That's exactly what probably happened.

[61] This is Bob Crane's murder now ruled suicide from March 4th, 2011.

[62] He said not ruled.

[63] Now ruled.

[64] What?

[65] I thought it was bludges in death.

[66] No, I don't think he was bludgeoned death.

[67] I thought it was.

[68] Wasn't that autoerotic?

[69] No. That was David Carrey and the NXS dude.

[70] How much stuff is that?

[71] Dude, you're not the kung fu guy no more, man. You're not him, dude.

[72] You're that guy that died in the closet now.

[73] Jerking off with a wetsuit off.

[74] Like, wow, dude.

[75] Wow, man, that's just...

[76] Wow, it says murder may have been gruesome, drawn out suicide.

[77] What?

[78] That sounds like somebody paid somebody off.

[79] They thought it was murder for years.

[80] I thought he was bludgeon to death.

[81] I'm pretty sure.

[82] Why don't you look at Bob Crane cause of death?

[83] Because I'm pretty sure Homeboy was, like, bludgeon to death.

[84] I mean, didn't they insinuate that in the movie?

[85] Did the movie take some...

[86] Oliver Stone like leaps of faith.

[87] I'm sure it might have.

[88] That was made before 2011.

[89] I had to explain to somebody that was talking to me about Oliver Stone.

[90] They were talking to me about that JFK movie, which I loved.

[91] It was a great movie and a fascinating movie.

[92] But I was talking to a guy and I was like, it was a good movie, but it's not necessarily the truth.

[93] And he goes, oh, yes, it is.

[94] I go, no, no, you know that old general that gives him all the information, Donald Sutherland?

[95] That guy didn't really exist.

[96] Yeah, he doesn't exist.

[97] He doesn't exist.

[98] He's not a real dude.

[99] So you got it.

[100] It's a movie now.

[101] now who knows what the fuck is going on this guy just like he just threw some serious liberal agenda in there we need a guy we need a hero we need a guy that stands up for a deep throat character we need one of these i had this dude on yesterday his name's michael rupert and he's a uh guy who was a l -a pd narcotics investigator caught the cia selling heroin in the hood and went public with it oh yeah yeah i know who you're talking about yeah yeah i've seen him and talk a few few different like myth films dude he was fucking my head up yesterday man that's a guy who really did do that he's a guy who really was a good cop who stood up and said fuck this this is a this is not what we're supposed to be doing it surpo coded yeah he surpochoded and somehow stayed alive that's crazy I wish you would have been able to see his face when I asked about Tupac because it was kind of weird you know I got an email I sent you an email I forwarded you an email a guy got upset at the photo that you used for the web page for like you know you you froze like an image Is that randomly created?

[102] Yeah, I just pretty much go, oh, he's laughing here.

[103] Well, he had a good rant.

[104] And I looked at the picture.

[105] I'm like, why is everybody, is everybody getting more fucking sensitive?

[106] It seems like people are getting more entitled.

[107] They want more apologies.

[108] They want, you accept you.

[109] When you were young.

[110] When you were young, it's not bad at all.

[111] He's ranted.

[112] You couldn't pick up a device and tell Jimmy Page from Led Zeppelin.

[113] You suck balls, man. You didn't sign my record.

[114] Yeah, no shit.

[115] You know what I mean?

[116] Yeah, they missed out on all the negativity.

[117] You know, what I'm saying is, like, it's just crazy.

[118] Like I have a hard time dealing with a lot of the whole technology, man. Like I said, I just, because it's like, wow, man, people really wild out.

[119] I mean, for every beautiful, I mean, I get a lot of nice stuff, you know, but it's weird how, like, sometimes that one thing, that you could be one thing in a week.

[120] Like, you get one bad little thing, and you're like, oh, you motherfucking fuck.

[121] And they come after you, you know, and they don't understand that sometimes, you know, you're just throwing shit out there.

[122] Sometimes you're just throwing shit out there.

[123] You got an idea.

[124] You got an idea.

[125] You can't fucking tweet this.

[126] I actually got it pretty good.

[127] probably compared to you.

[128] I've never looked at your time line, like your, or your mentions.

[129] Man, people are usually really friendly to me. You know, every once in a while, like a 14 -year -old wakes up and discovers that battle I had with Eminem and decides to write me a message or how much I suck.

[130] And, you know, I'm the, you know.

[131] You're going to have to deal with that.

[132] Little cowards who want to jump in on the fight and get the shots in.

[133] It's funny to me. It's cool.

[134] I'm sure it is.

[135] It's like, that's what I'm like, man. And if I could have wrote something to like somebody like famous, it's like, I don't know.

[136] Would it just have been like, You suck ass.

[137] Yeah, what would you have done when you were 14?

[138] I mean, this would be funny, man. Like, I used to have a thing.

[139] I used to go to, I went to, like, when the Staples Center opened up, me and Be Real from Cybers, we both had season tickets, the first three championship years.

[140] I went every single game, man. And we sat pretty close to the floor.

[141] And I became kind of well known for being, you know, a bit of a heckler because I would get the players attention.

[142] And it was always like, because, like, I tried to say something funny or stupid or clever.

[143] I never was like, you suck and your mom's a whore.

[144] You know, because there was like already a thousand guys that they learned to tune out.

[145] Right, right.

[146] Like, I remember the first time I ever got a guy was it was Grant Hill.

[147] He was on the free throw line and something had happened to his eye in the game where he had a band -aid on the eye.

[148] And it was like, just peeling a little bit off.

[149] And right as he was about to take his shot, I yelled, Grant, fix your band -aid.

[150] And he, like, I can see him giggle and he misses the shot.

[151] Right?

[152] That's hilarious.

[153] And Shaq turns around, looks over and he's like laughing.

[154] You know, he's giggling.

[155] So I learned from that day on, it was like, oh, you got to say something funny.

[156] If you say something funny to these dudes, you'll get them every time.

[157] I went to the fights that the New Orleans once.

[158] You ever go to New Orleans in Vegas, a smaller casino?

[159] Yeah.

[160] They have, like, you know, less known fights there.

[161] I went with Doug Stanhope, and me and Stanhope are getting hammered.

[162] And as we're getting hammered, Stanhope starts yelling at the boxers.

[163] We're in the undercard.

[164] And the undercard of a boxing match is very different than the undercard of the UFC match.

[165] You don't hear shit.

[166] You were a few conversations in the audience, but it's really generally fairly quiet, at the first couple fights of the night.

[167] So while these guys are fucking duking it out in the front, we're in like the second or third row, Stan hopes going, hold him down and fuck his face.

[168] It'll destroy his confidence.

[169] He's yelling every 10 seconds, he has a new one.

[170] Wait till the end of the round and throw your hands up in the air and say, you've been punked!

[171] He kept like every 10 seconds he would come out with some new heckle.

[172] And we were just laughing.

[173] I'm like, these poor fucks, they have to fight in a championship fight while someone's yelling like the most ridiculous shit they have to be hearing this there's no way they're not hearing this I wish they would let that in tennis that would be hilarious oh it would be amazing yeah why does tennis get to be the same thing with pool and golf because they're emotional yeah when you're playing pool man you know professional pool matches if you're talking on the sidelines they'll fucking kill you there's not you know pool tables aren't like you know in bars all around the world you know people don't learn how to play pool they do but there's a big difference between bar table pool and professional pool that's played for like big money when those guys play those guys don't want any talking those guys don't fuck around those guys are killers you know they just they just want to run out they don't want to hear you chewing your gum they don't want to hear you making your text messages with your fucking clicker on but they want their prize money that comes from the cat paying to get in the door they do they do it's an enigma they want to be treated like golfers do but there's no money in it unfortunately it's a weird thing because a lot of people play pool this is really hard to make a living as a professional pool player it's pool to me is like an art form that only the people who play it can appreciate.

[174] Yeah, I'm going pro on the dart circuit soon.

[175] Darts are bad ass too.

[176] Something about controlling anything.

[177] Whether it's playing pool or darts or fucking even, you know, what's that game?

[178] The fucking shuttle thing with a...

[179] Fee's ball, yeah.

[180] That thing?

[181] Even that.

[182] I mean, there's something about controlling things, you know?

[183] We can get very easily addicted to distractions of controlling things.

[184] Darts are fun.

[185] Darts are fun.

[186] I like going to go to the countries like, you go to Canada.

[187] And automatically, I'm a curling fan.

[188] You know, you put on the TV, go to England, and I'll find, like, a darts match to watch on TV, like network TV.

[189] I caught myself watching curling.

[190] I was in like Nova Scotia, watching people curling on TV.

[191] It's a great sport, man. I wouldn't go that far, but it's fascinating that people are still considering it.

[192] It's good TV.

[193] When there's no other TV to be at, it's good TV.

[194] It is kind of interesting.

[195] You know, they're trying to put that thing perfectly.

[196] The idea of controlling something is just a right amount of pull.

[197] you know it's really the same thing with pool it's just the right amount of push to get the next ball in the perfect position yeah there's a weird thing that people have with wanting to control their environment it's all just symptomatic of our inability to control our own lives and we know that it's all gonna end you know we want to control other things around us what a fucking rubics cube in 13 seconds you know want to want to control as much as we can around us right video games shit I don't want to control anything man what do you want to do ever last from the house of pain Just in case any of y 'all needed the pedigree.

[198] I don't know, man. I just want to make music, you know, smoking occasional joint.

[199] You're lucky.

[200] I have a little whiskey, hug my daughter.

[201] You got an awesome life.

[202] You got an awesome way to make a living, you know?

[203] You figure out a way to express yourself for a living.

[204] To be honest, dude, I'm lucky in the sense that if I didn't want to live any kind of extravagant life, which I really do because I'm.

[205] I'm just kind of a flamboyant dude.

[206] Would you consider yourself a baller?

[207] No. Somebody ever asks you, though?

[208] No, no. I'm trying to be a saver.

[209] A saver.

[210] Try it.

[211] Try.

[212] I went from just all out spending, I was just whatever I made it.

[213] Before I got married and had a kid, whatever I made, I spent.

[214] I know what you mean.

[215] Just never thought twice about it.

[216] Yeah, that's the recklessness of bachelorhood with money.

[217] Yeah.

[218] Like, I don't, I thank God every day because that jump around songs like Louis, Louis, man. That motherfucker's never going away.

[219] Never going away.

[220] That's never going away, though.

[221] I used to love it when Marcus Davis was in the UFC because I knew I was going to get to hear it.

[222] You know.

[223] I gave you a bunch of shoutouts while I was playing.

[224] I know.

[225] I'm always watching, too.

[226] I would usually text you if the number hadn't changed that week.

[227] Yeah, he was mad at me. He thought that I was I sent you a text.

[228] I'm going to tell the story.

[229] I was sitting there baked watching one of the UFC's after it was like maybe two ago.

[230] And, and I was like, man, Joe, man, Joe's.

[231] You know, because I watched Strike Force.

[232] I watched a bunch of the other stuff and I'm not putting anybody down dude but I I can't stand any commentator most of it I don't listen to the commentators I'd like we'll turn it down and just kind of watch and have some music going or something else and because usually I got some people's around and we'll talk our own shit but we listen to Joe Rogan like call a fight you know I don't even you know I don't even listen to most like you know if you ain't Jim Lampley I ain't fucking what you calling a boxing match on that kind of thing so I was just how I texted you I was like man you a bad motherfucker dude like And I think one of your specials had just been on, and we were laughing about that.

[233] I was like, you're a funny motherfucker.

[234] And you're going to be like the chick her in the MMA.

[235] It's like, you're going to go down into history.

[236] And I was like, and I just sent it and didn't even think twice.

[237] Next day I woke up, I was even kind of like, oh, man, I was so high.

[238] Look what I said to Joe.

[239] I was like, I just sent Joe this sloppy ass, like.

[240] Send him a tampon.

[241] Like, ass kissing, like, compliment.

[242] I was like, but that motherfucker didn't even say thanks, man. He didn't even say thank you, man. I was like, whatever.

[243] dude and then you were like yo you got my new number man that's hilarious that's funny yeah that's hilarious I hate that though well at least I got you quick enough in I got you know in a wall of contact I mean he did I made it inside like I said within one one fight cycle within a couple of weeks so there was a good week that you were just like motherfucker motherfucker but like god damn man I'm sensitive bitch trust you with my love and friendship yeah I give you love like that yeah I agree, man. You don't even blush a little bit, man. You're like writing a song about it.

[244] I ran into people that told me they wrote me incredible emails.

[245] I'm like, I might not have got it, man. I'm so sorry.

[246] Shit slips by.

[247] It's like, I called him the chick her in the MMA, man. I texted my name.

[248] Isn't it?

[249] I mean, you know, I said earlier what Anthony Bourdain said to me. And it's one of the things that I was thinking when I was hanging out with you in Vegas.

[250] I was like, how cool is this?

[251] I'm here smoking weed in a club with Everlasts from the fucking House of Pain.

[252] Is that one of the coolest things about being famous, or you just get to hang out with a bunch of other cool, famous people?

[253] When cats come up to you that you, like, wanted to meet, that wanted to meet you first is like, that's exciting.

[254] Like, you know, you'd be like, oh, man. Like, I remember, like, the first time I went to the Grammys for House of Hane, we were sitting there, we were just jazzed to be in the room and whatever, and we get tapped on the shoulder and we turn around, and it's all the, except for Bono, the rest of you, too, like the edge.

[255] I guess, you know, if Bono was off doing some something, but they communicated to us like, yo we're huge fans we love it we're like you're fucking you too man wow that's nutty that's fucking crazy man so you know that happened that kind of shit is mad cool you know what I mean for me it was like I was you know I got the fights were always kind of that for me when like you know one of the fighters would come up and be like yo I love your music that is amazing because that's something I get to fan boy out on a little bit you know how many other guys came out to your shit besides Marcus because I know other guys come out of it too right I don't know a few right yeah I mean, you know.

[256] How, come on, that's a great, get fired up for a fucking battle song.

[257] You know, I have other, like a group La Coganosa, Nick Diaz came out to one of them songs when he came out for pride for that fight with, uh, uh, what was the duty, he'd up to beat him up to.

[258] Gomi, Taekanoi Gomi, yeah, that was a great fight.

[259] Yeah, yeah, came out to like a La Coker song.

[260] It was kind of dope.

[261] And, you know, his brother is, his brother, fuck Gomey up.

[262] As bad as Nick Diaz, fuck Gomey up.

[263] Nick Diaz and Gomi were in a battle that Nick Diaz won.

[264] Nick Diaz and Gomes, fuck Gomes up.

[265] We had the inside line on that, too.

[266] You know, them, damn.

[267] I love the Diaz, brother.

[268] 8.

[269] Diaz is on a new level right now.

[270] He's fighting, you know, he's fighting Donald Serroney this weekend.

[271] That's going to be a good fight.

[272] Are you fucking kidding me?

[273] That's the co -main event.

[274] Is Nick and GSP going to get in the ring?

[275] Well, GSP just had serious ACL reconstruction surgery.

[276] And he had the one, I had both different kinds of surgery.

[277] And I'm very surprised that he elected to get the Patella tendon graft, which is, from what I understand, is not the best move because it compromates the pretellotendant because it takes a third way or the, there's a bunch of different ways to do it with the ACL.

[278] ACL is a real common injury.

[279] They can either take the hamstring.

[280] They take a big chunk of meat and they reconstruct the ACL, which they have done before and it has been successful, but that takes a long amount of rehab.

[281] Or they use a cadaver.

[282] The cadaver is they have an Achilles tendon, which is a big, thick tendon, much bigger and thicker.

[283] And they stick that in, and it serves as a platform.

[284] for your body, sort of scaffolding for your body to create new cells on it.

[285] So there's a couple different ways.

[286] And he went one of the ways it takes the longest time to rehab.

[287] The Patelot tendon grafts, some people swear by it.

[288] My doctor didn't.

[289] My doctor said that it compromises the front of the knee, that you can get a better effect with the cadaver graft.

[290] And I've had both done, and the one that I had with the cadaver graft healed much quicker.

[291] It was much easier, much less invasive.

[292] I was back to normal quicker.

[293] everything about it was quicker so I think he's in for a long rehab so GSP I think is in for at least at least a nine month rehab and that's being conservative he really probably should last 10 or maybe even a year a year is a smart calculated move because he doesn't need money you know he's a he's a young man it'd be good they're going to let him hold the belt that long no they will not they're going to have an interim championship on February 4th that's where shit gets hairy because GSP has to sit on the sidelines or the fucked up knee while Carlos Condit and Nick Diaz are going to war.

[294] That's going to be chaos.

[295] That's five rounds for the interim title.

[296] So all that time, GSP has to fight with the demons of pushing it too fast because a lot of guys, when they get that ACL surgery, they fuck around.

[297] They feel good, so they start rolling real early.

[298] Like Ed Shortfuse Herman was one of the most recent ones.

[299] He got his ACL done.

[300] He starts rehab and he's feeling pretty good, so it takes jujitsu.

[301] class or takes kickboxing class whatever he was doing pop it goes out again now you've got to go through surgery again and go through the whole goddamn process that's crazy and he came through it and he got out of the woods but it's a 16 month process now now you're dealing with you know another 10 months on top of that so he's so whenever george and nick diaz get it on who the fuck knows now now now it's a matter of how how smart does gsp play out the surgery how much damage was there really what about soft tissue the soft tissue can make it difficult for him to shoot and might make shit swell up soft tissue is a lot of times the bigger issue than the actual ligaments themselves because they can replace the ligaments they don't really replace soft tissue it becomes like a real irritating problem they even use like fake pads they put fake pads inside a knees now like synthetic pads you know a lot of dudes are fuck their knees up man i have to see that fight though oh fuck yeah you have to that's chaos man you know the real question is gsp is like this fucking god damn super athlete you know gsp is like you know like one of the best athletes that we've ever seen in the ufc as far as like explosion the ability to keep up a certain pace and pound guys and take guys down and implement his own game plan but nick dyes has got the craziest fucking cardio the mma world has ever seen this dude swam's a tough cat he's tough as shit bro he swam from alcatraz twice for fun just shut the fuck up and sit down you ain't willing to swim from alger hat alcatraz twice you people don't even understand the amount of confidence that guy must have in his wind in comparison to anybody else so he will just he'll take you on a race that you can't complete he'll go okay we're just going to run nine miles an hour and see how long you can do this for because i could do it for a day you know he could do it for a day he could run hills all day then get on a bike and ride for a couple hours and then get in the ocean swim and that cardio that he has worked diligently to build up has become like an extra weapon that a lot of people don't recognize but you see it in his fights man he takes dudes in these crazy battles he talks shit to them he gets them all emotional and then by five minutes they're fucking done you know and he's just warming up he's just warming up he's like what bitch what bitch you know he's like in their face popping shots on him hitting them 50 % and they can't stop it And it's the most infuriating thing to them.

[302] You watch guys, like, implode mentally.

[303] And a big weapon that he's using is that crazy cardio.

[304] He's got some next -level cardio.

[305] That's what I tell people.

[306] He swam out of Catraz for fun.

[307] Twice.

[308] For fun.

[309] That's not even for training.

[310] That was for fun.

[311] And you know what?

[312] That's the place where you really have to worry about Great Whites.

[313] That's where they fucking breed.

[314] Oh, yeah.

[315] They breed up there.

[316] Like, Pete, that's a real issue.

[317] Like, there's a lot of great whites.

[318] It's like, cold, it's like, cold as fuck it's some of the coldest water you can get in in North America it's coming down from Alaska man it's cold as fuck it's freezing that's funny and he's a bad motherfucker dude he's he's tough there's a level of toughness that that guy has and very few human beings will ever achieve there's a level of just sheer toughness that you don't understand you don't understand until you experience it especially until you watch it live you know when I watched him fight BJ Penn live you know you get a side I mean, I've seen Nick fight.

[319] I've called a bunch of his fights in his previous career in the UFC, but to watch him, like, he's, first of all, he's not even fucking 30 yet, okay?

[320] So he's not even in his prime yet.

[321] But I watched that performance that he put on against BJ Penn. I'm like, nobody ever dragged BJ Penn around like this before, not standing up.

[322] You know, dudes have taken him down and held on to him like GSP and beat him up.

[323] You know, that's what GSP did, but this is not what Nick Diaz did.

[324] Nick Diaz kept him up and beat him up.

[325] And nobody ever did that before.

[326] Just wore him out.

[327] That was a tough fight because I love.

[328] I was such a fan of both of those dudes, yeah.

[329] Both guys.

[330] I love BJ Penn, man. For me, BJ is Jordan, just because of what he's done, how he's gone up and down.

[331] There ain't no fight.

[332] You know, that's why some cats, I just can't, I mean, as much as I'll respect.

[333] I won't get in the octagon with any of them.

[334] But if you ain't gone up and down and moved around and fought, you know, the guy above you and the guy below you, you know, it's kind of like you ain't BJ Penn. One thing about BJ is BJ's clean, you know.

[335] BJ, BJ's not taking juice to go up and wait.

[336] When BJ went up and wait, he ate donuts.

[337] You know what I'm saying?

[338] BJ ate cheeseburgers and shit and fought Lyota Machita, but a big belly.

[339] He didn't give a fuck.

[340] You know, he's, he's legit, you know.

[341] And so when you go back and you look at, like, all the fighters that have ever competed in M .M .A., and you look at who's been the most courageous, most willing to fight anybody?

[342] He's not a 170.

[343] He's so much smaller than guys like Anthony Johnson.

[344] It is hard to even wrap your head around the fact that they could ever be considered in the same weight class.

[345] The fact that those guys can somehow another be in the same weight class is utterly, completely ridiculous.

[346] And Johnson just moved up to 85 for his next fight, finally.

[347] But BJ's never really been a 170.

[348] He's really, his natural weight should probably like 160, 165, somewhere around that.

[349] And he can cut to 155, but it's miserable.

[350] But at 170, they're just too big.

[351] It's just a physical...

[352] Like when he fought John Fitch is a good fight for the first two rounds, the third round.

[353] Fitch just overpowered him, over -wrestled him, got a hold of him and beat him up for like the first, you know, the last few minutes of the fight was just a beating.

[354] You know, but BJ's an all -time, all -time great, without a doubt.

[355] That guy's a savage, you know?

[356] You go back and watch some of those early fights.

[357] Watch, you know, watch his fight with Diego Sanchez.

[358] Holy shit.

[359] When he got in that kind of shape, when he was with the Marinavitches and he was just, apparently the training that they were putting him through, though, was like so bad.

[360] He couldn't get home.

[361] He couldn't pick up his baby.

[362] Like, he would get home from training, and he had nothing left.

[363] He had nothing.

[364] And they would just break him.

[365] because the whole idea is your body has got to get the signal like listen bitch we're doing this every day you need to speed up these cycles you need to get us on some like high level shit right now we need to pick up the pace we need to fucking make our heart rate lower we need to fucking make our muscle tissue regeneration quicker and the only way to do that is to break dudes down you know and guys like the marinovich is they'll put you through something that you wish you were dead and so bjay got it at the end of that man was just a super athlete when he went out against diego sanchez that was a crazy in -shaped bjepen like that god damn that bjepen with asses and so that's scary as fuck that scary as fuck but can't keep that going for so long you can only keep that going for so long that's hard it's hard to keep that kind of pace that wishing you were dead for eight weeks out of every training cycle you know i mean i'm i'm just talking shit i don't even unappreciated on the level that he has because he went through it but that guy at that shape in that shape that bj pen i put up against almost anybody in the history of that division you know darrell it's a crazy sport man it's the most guttural real sport of all time right you've been ringside for a lot of them i've been i mean there was a period where i didn't miss one you know i mean till y 'all started taking it overseas i was i was there um you know just uh i'm just a fan i mean the way that even happened was i was i was doing a show in boston at like tweeter center or something and dana and chuck ladle walked by and i i really wasn't familiar with dana yet but i was like chuck ladell and he was like oh and he was Everlast and Dan was like oh Everlast you know I was like it's like yeah I'm Dana White you know it was you know relatively soon after the takeover you know I mean and he was just like oh any fights you come to and I had to gone to like one or two fights on my own but I was like sure and I called him like a week later like there was a fight I was like I'm gonna come to Vegas and he put me ringside and it was like I was hooked man it was a rap you know I was like oh man this is the life yeah it's so fun to watch them live man to be right there and watch history I love watching like the unleashed on spike and be like I'm there I'm there at that fight.

[366] I'm right there.

[367] A lot of great fights.

[368] A lot of great fights are one of the few things I can watch over again, even though I know the outcome.

[369] I'm getting to probably a good 15, 20 of them.

[370] Oh, at least, yeah.

[371] Somebody keeps going off, man. That might be mean, we haven't figured out the culprit.

[372] Well, this, I'm pretty sure this last one was me. Yeah.

[373] The horrors of being connected to the world all the time.

[374] Is everything cool in the wonderful world of Everlast?

[375] What does it like having an extra name, you know?

[376] I mean, I want to say a fake name because that's your real performance name.

[377] But, you know, I've always just been.

[378] If you know me, you call me by my, I'm just, my folks call me Eric.

[379] Unless it's, if somebody's comfortable, call me Everlast, like, in a personal situation or Eve or E, whatever, it doesn't bother.

[380] When you're out of the store, did people say, hey, Eric?

[381] No. Anybody ever say, hey, Eric?

[382] Not if they don't know me. It's always Everlast.

[383] Yeah, yeah.

[384] Or Whitey Ford.

[385] A lot of people call me Whitey Ford because that album was called Whitey Ford.

[386] Oh, that's kind of cool.

[387] Yeah, so I'm cool with that.

[388] You cool with Whitey Ford.

[389] or everlast but you can't call you Eric until you get to know you can call me that i'm just saying it's like not most people like you know what you're doing you know you're like i would think that eric i love what it's like do that eric i jump around hey eric i would think they would want to do that to you know get themselves in deep quick listen i know your real name bro yeah do you have people go we please jump for me or shit like that's no no apparently you haven't spent too much time in Columbus, Ohio.

[390] To the test market town.

[391] They got everybody on fucking ether.

[392] In green boxes.

[393] That's funny.

[394] Yeah, indeed.

[395] No, I don't get much trouble.

[396] Listen, man, thank you very much for doing this.

[397] A lot of fun.

[398] Hey, man, anytime, dude.

[399] I mean, I was getting hollered at it on Twitter about it.

[400] Like, you need to Joe's show.

[401] And I was like, yeah, Joe, I need to do your show.

[402] What's up?

[403] Everybody needs to buy this record.

[404] That's what's up.

[405] It's not a record anymore.

[406] The CDs now.

[407] Is it on iTunes as well?

[408] Yeah, it's on iTunes.

[409] I got mine.

[410] It's called Ungrateful.

[411] Living.

[412] Songs of the ungrateful living.

[413] Songs of the ungrateful living.

[414] And the single that we played was I Get By.

[415] Yeah, I'm going to listen to that on the way home, man. I can't wait.

[416] Yeah, it's an album, actually.

[417] It's my house.

[418] That's a fun one.

[419] We're going to shoot a video for it.

[420] Yeah?

[421] Is that your next single?

[422] No, that'll probably be it after the next one.

[423] I'm trying to shoot a video for a bunch of the songs, like even songs that ain't single.

[424] It's that era where you could just shoot a video and put it on YouTube.

[425] It doesn't have to be a single.

[426] Yeah, you can film it on your iPhone.

[427] It's an awesome time, man, to just put shit out there.

[428] In certain ways it is.

[429] In certain ways it's not.

[430] In certain ways it's not.

[431] Well, certain ways not.

[432] It's for record sales, right?

[433] Records sales kind of going on the window.

[434] The problem is there's no moral connection to the stealing.

[435] Right.

[436] I believe if people really understood that, look, I mean, I'm working on a completely independent level here.

[437] I still spent probably a good hundred grand getting this record together and put out and all that.

[438] You know, And, you know, let alone any advertising or whatever else.

[439] Right.

[440] Publicist, I got a hire or this or that or the other.

[441] You know, that's on top of that.

[442] You know what I mean?

[443] So it's like when you don't buy the music, you're hurting.

[444] It's like, you know, you're killing it off.

[445] You're going to, you know what I mean?

[446] So I'll keep making it, you know what I mean?

[447] But sooner or later, it's going to just be like, man, why bother?

[448] You know, I'll just make it for myself and give it to my homeboys and whatever, you know.

[449] People don't feel that they're doing anything wrong because you don't, you don't feel anything.

[450] You click some links and then you get it.

[451] And then you could make a joke.

[452] Like, you know, it's cool.

[453] As long as like when I come to your...

[454] You could download all my music for free.

[455] That's cool.

[456] As long as like, you know, hey, man, just leave a key under the mat at your crib.

[457] And when I come to town, I can come make a sandwich and sleep on the couch and borrow the car and drive myself to the gig and come back afterwards, take a shower and have another sandwich before I leave town and we're good.

[458] I can live like that.

[459] You know what I mean?

[460] If people would be so willing to be so generous.

[461] That's at the least, man. I mean, throw me a buck.

[462] Eric, you can always come over to my house.

[463] I heard the most retarded argument the other day on my message board about why pay -per -views, why you should be able to stream illegal UFC pay -per -views.

[464] And the guy said, if someone wants to call themselves the champion of the world, then everyone should be allowed to watch it.

[465] I'm like, what kind of a stupid fucking justification of that is that for stealing a product that someone spent millions and millions of dollars to create and produce for the sheer, the reason to sell it to people who enjoy it and buy it willingly.

[466] But you think you should be allowed to steal it because the championship of the world should be free for everyone to see it.

[467] That is the most amazing justification.

[468] Like the fact that people are willing to, they're willing to paint the most ridiculous scenario possible, like you would logically accept just in order for them to not pay.

[469] Yeah.

[470] I can steal.

[471] There's nothing.

[472] It doesn't hurt them in the long run.

[473] It's the whole internet.

[474] It's like...

[475] If I really enjoy it, I'll go out and buy it.

[476] But I need to test it first.

[477] Some people have asked me like, you know, that question, if you had one wish or one thing you could do to improve the world, what we're going to be.

[478] And I tell people all the time, I completely erase any knowledge, history, or knowing of the Internet whatsoever.

[479] That's ridiculous.

[480] I was like, because for every good thing you could find on the Internet, I'll find you 1 ,000, like, slimy, fucked up, dirty uses for the thing.

[481] You know what I mean?

[482] immoral stealing you know it used to I forget I hope I'm not stealing one of your bits here because I might even be a Dave Chappelle thing where it's like yo there used to be where you didn't like if a dude like to fuck pigs in high heels shoes he had to keep that shit to himself back in the day I know somebody else has said things of this nature a lot of people that we all have really but with the internet it's like now they all are together and grouping and moving to a town near you.

[483] So they could all fuck animals.

[484] We weren't just talking about this.

[485] I don't think it's necessarily all bad, though.

[486] I think for everything.

[487] I didn't say all bad.

[488] There's a few really, I mean, there's a lot of really good, amazing uses for the technology.

[489] But for every one of those, there's a thousand horrible, despicable, rotten ones.

[490] I don't know if that's true.

[491] I agree with you that there's a lot of fucked up shit out there.

[492] Absolutely.

[493] Lights going to be better when the lights go out, man. Trust me. I don't think so.

[494] Just have a few guns.

[495] I think we're going to get a day.

[496] And how to make jerky.

[497] The lights are probably going to go on permanently.

[498] I think we're eventually going to evolve past this carbon life data stage and move into some sort of a symbiotic relationship with the internet.

[499] It's going to be some computer connection.

[500] You're part of the Borg?

[501] Is that what it is?

[502] The Borg?

[503] It's 100%.

[504] It's going to happen.

[505] That's the direction.

[506] Is that the right thing?

[507] You got a fucking, you got a titanium heart valve.

[508] Yeah.

[509] And you're talking about Borgon.

[510] That shit is real.

[511] It's real, dude.

[512] It is real as it gets, man. There's going to be some time where you're going to be able to download yourself.

[513] You are, dude.

[514] How long is that going to last?

[515] Well, the reason they went with the titanium is because it'll last forever.

[516] Like, a lot of older folks, they would use, like, even a pig valve.

[517] Wow.

[518] And if I had the pig valve, I wouldn't have to take the blood thinners, but those would also have to be, like, every 10, 15 years, you have to redo it.

[519] And I ain't really trying to get cracked open.

[520] How many times you get cracked over, 9, 10?

[521] At my age, it probably could, and if I lived a nice long life, it would have been at least two more.

[522] Oh, Jesus.

[523] You know, and I'm hoping, you know.

[524] I look at it like, you know, sooner or later because just the history and what's going on me, I'm probably going to have to have some sort of surgery in that department again at some point.

[525] Do you watch your diet?

[526] To a certain degree.

[527] I'm not a nut.

[528] I mean, I'm actually, me and the wife are on a new, you know, health food kick right now, not health food, but healthy food kick right now, trying to lose a little weight and get a little healthier.

[529] I started drinking kale shakes every morning.

[530] My friend Kevin James, you know who he is, the actor, comedian dude from Zookeeper.

[531] He lost 80 pounds preparing for this MMA movie.

[532] He plays an MMA fighter, former college wrestler.

[533] Was that right?

[534] Yeah, it's a good movie, man. And Kevin lost a fuck load of weight.

[535] And one of the ways he did it was by drinking these kale shakes every day.

[536] He became a complete vegetarian, everything vegetable -based, everything that he was eating.

[537] And he started off his day every day with shakes that was like a Vitamix blender.

[538] who blend in cucumbers and kale and celery and like a pear and some ginger and blend it all up to this big thick green stuff and then just drink it because it's like way more vegetables than you would ever eat you're never going to sit down and just eat all that in the serving but boom you get all the nutrients you get all the way and it cleans out your whole intestinal tract it moves everything along this motherfucker just started looking fantastic and dropping weight and just looking healthy and so i started doing it and i started doing it after i uh i do this thing it's amazing man you feel great Like, you have good nutrients in your body.

[539] It's amazing how good your body will actually feel.

[540] But I'm such a self -sabotaging motherfucker.

[541] I like, look at that kale shake.

[542] And then I know there's a little cabinet right there where there's some peanut butter and chocolate protein powder.

[543] And I'll throw a banana in there and some almond milk and some honey.

[544] And I'll make my protein drink, my morning protein drink, which is delicious.

[545] But not quite what I need.

[546] It's not what I need.

[547] What I really need is these vegetables.

[548] But there's a self -sabotage mechanism inside the head.

[549] that like let's you know yeah but the indulgent thing is to have a yummy fucking protein shake right now i just don't understand how we're we you know we've done all this crazy things with life but we still couldn't figure out how to make something that really was good and healthy and wonderful for you taste just as amazing as like i'm you know you to talk about vegetarian it's like man that's but every once in a while i just got to have like a steak or a five guys burger or you know i agree i agree i just like what it is i got to i'm a i'm a comment carnivore.

[550] Yeah, I'm a big fan of that five guys burgers.

[551] I found out there's one in a thousand oaks I go to.

[552] God damn, that place is good.

[553] Oh, you get it with the jalapinos, the double cheeseburg with the jalapinos of Vegas, son, come on.

[554] I'm talking about it.

[555] How could you not, what do you think you're going to live forever?

[556] Do you not want to feel those moments, not what's experience?

[557] Just drink your kale shake and that.

[558] That's what's important.

[559] It's a balance.

[560] You got to give yourself little treats.

[561] Like on my rider when I do a show, you know what I mean?

[562] Like I don't, I'm not really crazy about all these demands and but there's one that I make sure the road managers get across to the tour club or promoter or whoever.

[563] This one's serious.

[564] There's got to be at least a six -pack of ice cold Coca -Cola in glass bottles.

[565] And only yellow skittles.

[566] And that's it.

[567] That's my big, and a bottle of Jameson.

[568] That's usually my only other demand.

[569] Just Coca -Cola in glass bottles?

[570] And ice cold in a glass bottle.

[571] That's one of them things.

[572] Like when you're drinking, it's like, that's...

[573] And you just like that while you're on stage?

[574] Before you go on stage?

[575] No, I have whiskey on stage most of the time.

[576] How fucked up do you ever get on stage?

[577] Not that fucked up, no. I usually don't drink that much at all before a show.

[578] I'll have maybe a drink.

[579] And then whatever I'm drinking on stage, usually I'm sweating out, like, pretty much as I'm drinking.

[580] Quickly, right?

[581] Yeah, people don't really understand that.

[582] How can you drink a couple shots and then do a show?

[583] Even after the shows, I can, because the adrenaline's been going and I already had a few drinks, but it's sweated out.

[584] I mean, you kind of get a tolerance.

[585] I don't really ever get that drunk anymore.

[586] I drink whiskey like a grown man should drink whiskey now you know what I mean I get a little oh this is where I should be and let me chill right now this is the perfect spot that is a man's drink too so like if you're going to say what's a man's drink you know you can fuck around with tequila tequila probably means you're a little irresponsible you know you might not have the best conversational skills and they say what's a great tequila is like the uh the the date rape the date rape pill of alcohol you know yeah more people who Blame Blame fucking up shit on tequila than any other booms.

[587] Do you ever see that Jim Brewer bit?

[588] Jim Brewer had a bit about milk, mixing alcohol, a hilarious bit.

[589] A bit about his stomach is like a party, and he's, like, throwing all these big different things, and he's like a German beer, an American beer, and, you know, he's throwing all the shit down, and then at the end of the night, tequila comes in, and it's like all these Mexicans showing up to the party, going, come on, we're not going to stay no trouble.

[590] And he's like, yeah, fuck this, everybody out.

[591] not that way the way you came in this bit it's a fucking funny bit man but it gets down to the tequila yeah that's the most irresponsible beverage is tequila a whiskey is you guys want to have some whiskey let's have a glass of whiskey you can sit and have a glass of whiskey like men sip some whiskey even even want to do shots of whiskey it's a goddamn cowboy drink you want to you know people get shot over that over whiskey yeah duels get challenged with whiskey isn't there some places in the country doles are still legal I think it's Arizona.

[592] I think Arizona's loaked out, bro.

[593] Arizona doesn't give a fuck.

[594] They'll put you in pink underwear.

[595] I make you work in a chain game.

[596] Yeah, that guy's funny.

[597] Sheriff R. Pio.

[598] He's funny if you hate freedom.

[599] That guy's an anti -civil liberties piece of shit.

[600] I think he's hilarious.

[601] I mean, I'm not condoning it, but putting guys in pink underwear.

[602] It is hilarious.

[603] You don't get arrested.

[604] It is definitely hilarious.

[605] That's some pretty crazy shit, you know?

[606] He sent him a message.

[607] And overall, he's probably right, right?

[608] And overall, the mass amount of those fucking people need a kick in the ass.

[609] You know, you're in jail.

[610] Something got you there.

[611] I mean, I'm sure, hey, I'm sure there's some guys there that are there wrongfully accused and got the bad end of the system.

[612] Unfortunately, huh?

[613] But most of those guys were doing some math or making some math and did something that they fucked up somehow.

[614] How many people in jail you think are from math?

[615] I'd say a good, at least half.

[616] at least half is meth related maybe violence induced by meth yeah yeah I mean how many of those arrests like if someone gets arrested for some crazy violent crime do they test him for meth or do they ask him all the cops episodes I've seen they ask them outright are you doing meth and most of them say yeah I think it's like a truth serum to a certain degree man when you watch that show you ever watch that show Breaking Bad no but I've been it's one of them things that I've been getting on in like iTunes it on the next tour bus ride i got addicted to it while i was getting uh this my right tattoo i i watched it every time on the ipad and god damn that show is good yeah danny boy swears that show's amazing but it's all about meth man you see you peer into that world you're like how extensive is this what a crazy virus this is on the american public this crazy meth problem and you want to how deep is it how close is this to me is this your neighbor dog the bounty hunter makes like a whole franchise business out of like yeah ice is meth yeah like all right All his crime, all that stuff is ice related.

[617] Yeah, they apparently have a real problem.

[618] Everybody, they want everybody, either they beat up their woman or they're doing math.

[619] It's one or the other.

[620] Isn't that fucked up that that shit made it to Hawaii?

[621] That it's a big a problem on a paradise island.

[622] I mean, Hawaii is a goddamn, like, when people don't realize that you watch that show lost, oh, they're on paradise.

[623] You know what they really are?

[624] Hawaii.

[625] Yeah.

[626] That's what they are.

[627] That's what it looks like.

[628] Hawaii looks like that.

[629] It's a goddamn tropical rainforest that's a volcano that just erupted out of the, middle of the ocean and it's amazing and meth made it there that's incredible meth makes it everywhere what i well my fucking meth a you know you those cats will keester anything man you i had a buddy i had a buddy whose girl had a meth problem it was a horrifying thing to watch man scary to watch someone who's like a meth person like you're like it's like a moz like a vampire or something you got to get away from them you got to move away they stay up long enough too they start seeing like shadow people and crazy bugs on their skin and all kinds of craziness do and it's nuts that it's made out of cold medicine they got to know what's nuts to me is that like you're doing a drug and like you've lost six teeth already quickly on this drug and you just decide that you're cool with that i think it's just what i would like to think at some point i would find myself going like yo that's like the fifth tooth of mind to just not fall out right away you would think that but I think it's just like that aquatic worm and that grasshopper.

[630] I think that meth gets into your system and then all of a sudden it's almost like a symbiotic relationship.

[631] You need that meth.

[632] They need it every day.

[633] If they don't get it every day, they're fucked.

[634] Like when you're in the throes of addiction, you have a relationship with this fucking chemical, whatever the hell it is.

[635] You know, it is just like, it's a failed symbiote is what it is.

[636] It's a parasite that's a failed symbiote.

[637] It's forcing you into a relationship.

[638] Powerful everlast.

[639] That's the end of the show.

[640] Let's just end it right there.

[641] It's perfect.

[642] we'll let the universe decide that 6 p .m. is the wrap -up time.

[643] Yes, sir.

[644] This has been like a three -and -a -half -hour podcast or something.

[645] Well, you're going to edit that up, man. No, we don't.

[646] We don't edit shit.

[647] Oh, you're going to leave the government shut down in there and everything?

[648] First of all, it's live.

[649] It's always streamed live, so we can't edit it.

[650] And then, because people can stream it.

[651] I think that's the most responsible way to do it.

[652] I think if you say something, you should say what you believe, and if you say it, everybody should be able to hold you accountable for it.

[653] There you go.

[654] So there.

[655] Let me just remember all the people I made fun of today.

[656] Listen, you're a beautiful.

[657] human being and I'm glad we're friends and I'm glad to hang out with you.

[658] I've always had a good fucking time with you.

[659] You're a bad motherfucker when it comes to music.

[660] I'm a huge fan and I'm glad we're friends man. Likewise, brother, thank you for having me in any time, man. I'm local.

[661] Let's do it again, baby.

[662] We're doing it again.

[663] Songs.

[664] Bring me in next time with like somebody else too.

[665] Like I want like Pat Nawswild or one of these cats because I'm a fan.

[666] How about you tell me who you want and all we're going to, that's a great idea.

[667] That's a great idea for future shows too to bring in guys that are fans with guys.

[668] Like guys that we know that are fans of each other?

[669] That's a great idea, man. Dude, Pat and Oswald's due.

[670] David Tell, any of those kind of dudes, I love, I got, almost, you know, I follow a lot of comedians on Twitter, man, just because that's, that's the fun.

[671] I think that's a, like, Twitter for comedians, to me is, it's like, they win.

[672] Yeah, they just win.

[673] We have a good time on Twitter.

[674] It's the most fun.

[675] I love it.

[676] I love Twitter, man. My Twitter feed is super positive.

[677] It's unbelievably positive.

[678] I just love, like, writers that just put random shit out there, like, just, they wouldn't necessarily put on whatever show they're working for.

[679] Right, right, right.

[680] They just fuck around and say something on Twitter.

[681] Yeah, you can get away with everything on there.

[682] But it's just, if you put out good energy, though, man, you can collect a group of people that also have positive energy.

[683] See, I'm stupid, too, man. OG Everlast.

[684] You need, that's a Twitter of my ad.

[685] I never, no, but I'm saying I never, I never promote it.

[686] So I just said it.

[687] I never, ever say it on anything.

[688] Well, I've been pushing it all day.

[689] So I guarantee you you'll get a bunch of new Twitter followers.

[690] Everybody follow OG Everlast.

[691] And tweet more.

[692] I think I got like 600 followers now.

[693] Tweeting.

[694] I love tweeting, man. I got like 600 followers.

[695] No, you got more than that.

[696] I'll tell you right now.

[697] I'll tell you what you have right now.

[698] Hold on a second.

[699] Here we go.

[700] You have 8 ,296.

[701] Awesome.

[702] You got more than 200.

[703] Tweet more, though.

[704] You tweet like once a lot.

[705] I used to have, my Twitter ad just used to be Mr. Whitey Ford.

[706] I had like 30, 40 ,000, and then I just got frustrated one day.

[707] I quit Twitter.

[708] Why?

[709] Because I quit Twitter, man. Well, what was it?

[710] Something to fuck you up?

[711] No, I just, I quit everything.

[712] I was just like, fuck all this shit.

[713] It was like the equivalent of throwing your pager out the window back in the day.

[714] You know what I mean?

[715] It was just like.

[716] He's tired of people reaching you.

[717] I was tired of it.

[718] I was tired of it.

[719] You know what?

[720] I might quit Twitter again, but for now it's OG.

[721] I'm going to bring you back.

[722] If you quit, I'm going to bring you back.

[723] It's okay.

[724] This is my feelings on all this shit.

[725] There's a lot of negativity involved in the internet.

[726] But if you continue to push positivity, I really do believe that's the majority of what you get back.

[727] And it benefits everybody.

[728] It benefits me. I benefit a lot from my Twitter followers.

[729] I would never quit.

[730] There's no fucking way.

[731] I enjoy being in contact with all these different people.

[732] I enjoy this medium.

[733] I think it's an amazing moment in time.

[734] I learn a lot from people, man. People send me tweets and links and shit.

[735] And I go, God damn.

[736] I mean, I learn about scientific experiments.

[737] I learn about psychological experiments.

[738] I learned about art. I learn about music.

[739] I learn about shit that I know.

[740] Well, that's why I follow you.

[741] well I retweet everything they send me man anything that gets my interest I retweet it and there's never been a resource like that before where you have this amazing direct communication with everybody with this podcast and with Twitter like you know I've never had this sort of a communication with people I firmly believe I really do believe this that you can control the vibe of that and you know and right now the vibe of it that we're putting out is like we're not perfect we make mistake everybody's makes mistakes but the ethic behind it all is a be a good person be a cool person be fun to hang out with be nice to people you can push out that positive energy and it's not fruity and it's not weak it's love and it's you have to be strong to really put out love and you can really put that out and you can put that out of half a million people or a million people and they realize that and they become accustomed to this wave this wave and that's the shit that can change the world the shit that can change the world is people just accepting a different operating system accepting a different wavelength and you put that shit out there you put that shit out there on Twitter with OG Everlast and Red Band.

[742] Dude, did you think of that in the, in the, in the flotation chamber?

[743] I thought of that right now.

[744] That was beautiful, man. Thank you.

[745] It was just in the moment.

[746] I'm in the moment, baby.

[747] It was beautiful, man, I'm inspired by Everlast.

[748] It was beautiful.

[749] It was beauty in that.

[750] Well, listen, coming from a man who wrote Everlast songs from the ungrateful living of the, of the ungrateful living.

[751] It's not hard to be hard.

[752] It's hard to show love.

[753] It is hard to show love.

[754] It is.

[755] It's difficult to show.

[756] gangster to be hard it's gangster to show love it's one of the reasons why good -looking people are very rarely funny it's because they they don't have the ability to make fun of themselves they don't understand that sometimes you're such a handsome man I'm a little goofy looking you know you know lost a lot of hair I'm getting a little fat as I got older you know got some questionable tattoos I got pouty lips though I got a big dick and a lot of personality like joy Diaz says cuck suckers by the way New Year's Eve has just changed Duncan Trussell dropped out because he got some sort of a virus in his vagina.

[757] Duncan Trussle is no longer at our New Year's show.

[758] On a three -day notice, Duncan has a vagina problem.

[759] Please, tweet Duncan and let him know that there's an issue with backing out on his loyal fans for New Year's Eve for some vagina -related incident.

[760] How dare you, Duncan?

[761] But Duncan will still be at the Chicago Theater with me and Joey.

[762] D .S. A .k .a. Mad Flavor.

[763] And that is January 27th.

[764] Don't sleep because tickets are almost sold out.

[765] Chicago Theater.

[766] January 27th.

[767] They just opened up the top balcony.

[768] Scramble for those tickets, bitches.

[769] It's going to be crazy.

[770] Duncan Trussle will be with that.

[771] We're going to allow him to skip out on his New Year's obligation.

[772] Like some sandy vagina little wench man, little sad boy, unable to control his own destiny, lacking the testicular fortitude to his own.

[773] To a enforce his own agenda everybody's got to get their loads out somehow so I don't hate on Duncan but I need you to know that what you did is weak as fuck and people will not forgive you you missed out on our fantastic 2012 New Year's experience there's less than a year left to the end of the world according to the Mayn calendar and what do you want to do you want to hang out with your chick in San Francisco tweet this motherfucker and let him know what's up anyway and I have a show Friday at the Ice House Ice House Friday Icehouse Comedy .com Search for Death Squad.

[774] And there's some funny people on the show that we can't mention their name because they're contractually obligated to not promote other shows.

[775] But everybody gets super high with Brody Stevens.

[776] Oh, it's super high you or super?

[777] Okay.

[778] So that guy might be, what?

[779] That's a double.

[780] Follow Desquad on iTunes.

[781] That's the iTunes that contains all the Death Squad Chronicle or the Ice House Chronicles, which is the podcast that we all do with all the comics that come and do shows here at the Ice House.

[782] There's some of the best podcasts ever, I think.

[783] don't you think?

[784] Yeah, I think they're great.

[785] It's like hanging out in a green room during a live comedy show.

[786] It's a real green room experience.

[787] Everybody's coming.

[788] Everybody's lit.

[789] Joints are being passed around.

[790] Everybody's telling crazy stories from the childhood.

[791] I mean, it's great shit, and it's free.

[792] It's all free.

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[800] Like murder ink but martyr ink Well just get it on iTunes don't be so averse to Apple products Songs of the Ungrateful Living Get that shit And this is a song called Gone From Good From It And this is the end of the podcast We love you dirty freaks And we'll see you next week be a new year.

[801] Wanna be?

[802] It will be.

[803] Be new year.

[804] 2012 is the next time I want to see you.

[805] I love you guys.

[806] Don't change or do.

[807] Depending on how you feel, you should do.

[808] I got a dope feeling, got a cocaine pain.

[809] I got a vodka ditch.

[810] I got shit for brains.

[811] Got a hard luck woman.

[812] Got a few good friends.

[813] Got a couple nice hustles that'll get you some hands.

[814] Got an old man's soul.

[815] Got a heart of gold.

[816] Got a brand new shovel.

[817] Dig me out of this.

[818] Got a whole lot of nothing I'm ready to give I need a whole lot of loving girl Amiga on the show I got a one trip on and you can ride her slow