Conan O’Brien Needs A Friend XX
[0] Hey there.
[1] It's Conan O 'Brien, and I am very, very excited about a mini -series I'm doing on this show with my really good friend, Dana Carvey.
[2] A couple of months ago, Dana stopped by my podcast, and we ended up having way too much fun together, fun that could not be contained within the bounds of a one -hour podcast.
[3] Doctors were called.
[4] We were both treated.
[5] It was just the hardest I've laughed in a long time.
[6] And so we thought, let's keep this going.
[7] So we did.
[8] And we're going to keep exploring our friendship in a six -part mini -series called Deep Dive with Dana.
[9] In each episode, Dana and I will deepen our friendship and fall into comedy madness along the way.
[10] I've recorded these.
[11] I've done all six.
[12] And it was a true joy for me. I do love Dana Carvey so much.
[13] And also was an added bonus, John Lennon and Paul McCartney make an appearance Stop by.
[14] It's that kind of show.
[15] Deep dive with Dana premieres on August 5th.
[16] You can find it right here in the Conan O 'Brien Needs a Friend Feed, but in the meantime, here are just a few clips to give you a taste.
[17] Okay, what can I do for you, my son?
[18] A godfather, we live in a Sherman Oaks.
[19] We'd like to add a newer bathroom to our house.
[20] Bathrooms can be very expensive.
[21] Hey, we'd like a hardwood floor, a dual vanities, a cloth foot tub, and a steam a shower.
[22] This is very expensive.
[23] This is what I'm prepared to do.
[24] I'll get your hardwood floor, a single vanity, you keep your tub, no steam shower.
[25] I get out of my sight.
[26] Thank you, Godfather.
[27] What's happening on Earth, Paul?
[28] Tell me, they don't tell me up here, I don't get the papers.
[29] Well, you know, America, you know, they have the new president.
[30] We've talked about the big orange man with the white circles around it.
[31] What do you mean?
[32] There's an orange man. President, what the fuck are you talking about, Paul?
[33] Well, he just has an orange shoe to him.
[34] You know, he's like sort of a tanzarine tone, you know.
[35] Is he ill, is he even illness?
[36] No, he doesn't.
[37] You know, we don't know how he does it, whether he applies it or he's in a booth or something.
[38] And this man's the President of the United States?
[39] He leads the whole thing.
[40] You know, he's 300 pounds.
[41] He's orange and large.
[42] You're not making sense, Paul.
[43] I don't understand that a large orange man is president of the United States.
[44] He's got swirly cotton candy hair and every day around four or five little purply sparks.
[45] if you look closed green and purple sparks come out of his head.
[46] I'm not sure I understand, but this man's the president.
[47] What else is going on?
[48] The whole world loves him.
[49] Kanye West loves him.
[50] What's a Kanye West?
[51] Yeah.
[52] Well, this is kind of fun, you know.
[53] Yeah.
[54] Well, just, well, let's not rush it today.
[55] Yeah.
[56] Yeah, just look at it.
[57] Would you?
[58] Yeah.
[59] Yeah, just look at it for a while.
[60] Well, now, look the other way.
[61] Look away.
[62] Just think of something else.
[63] Think of a hat of lettuce or a cucumber.
[64] Well, that would be too sexual.
[65] And I'll look back at it.
[66] See, I like when I see the surprise in your eyes.
[67] And it was Hitler, Elvis, and the two Kennedys, and they said they were still alive.
[68] So I used to do that to amuse friends that were smoking pot for hours.
[69] What are you going to do, Bobby?
[70] Hold on.
[71] Hey, what's a lot?
[72] Taylor doing over there?
[73] He's 120 for Grand Al -Lau.
[74] I'm going to teach Adolf to speak.
[75] Adolf C -Spot Ron.
[76] Shouts divitin's fighting!
[77] No. C. Oh, come on, Bobby.
[78] You've been teaching for 45 years.
[79] Everybody snuck down in this bunker and we took that anti -age thing that Word of Arm Brown invented.
[80] I'm going to put a dress on and go get some dungan donuts.
[81] Anyone want to come, Jack?
[82] I will not go to the top service with you at this time.
[83] I don't do it because it's easy.
[84] I do it because it's hard.
[85] This has been a team, and die me day.
[86] This has been a Team Coco production in association with Earwolf.