#1948 - Tony Hinchcliffe & Brian Redban

[0] Joe Rogan podcast, check it out.

[1] The Joe Rogan Experience.

[2] Train by day, Joe Rogan podcast by night, all day.

[3] Brian, you get every kind of caffeinated beverage, you know, in the man in front of you.

[4] What do you got?

[5] I got a smoothie and black rifle.

[6] Two black rifles.

[7] And then you got a cooler.

[8] Oh, this is Liquid IV.

[9] Oh, look you're trying to stay hydrated.

[10] I got all, I got Factor, I got liquidite, I got all the sponsors.

[11] You've remained remarkably healthy.

[12] Out of all the people I was worried about during COVID, it was you.

[13] I was worried about you and Tim Dillon.

[14] You were my number one and number two, but you fucking coasted through it like it was nothing.

[15] Yeah, it's weird.

[16] My doctor said I have this thing where my metabolism is too strong, and it's like fucking my gums up right now.

[17] Yeah, metabolism is fucking your gums up.

[18] What's the doctor?

[19] You go to a carpenter?

[20] You go to a witch doctor?

[21] No, I've actually been to, like, two dentists now, because I'm dealing with it right now.

[22] It's fucking, my gums are like gum disease type of shit.

[23] Receding gums?

[24] Yeah, and so I have to get a dean.

[25] clean but I'm there let me use nitrous for the first time at a doctor I've never done that have you done it's fun really yeah how silly did you get you haven't done it yet have you done it yeah have you done it yeah and I ended up like being mean to the dentist like I was like making jokes that weren't funny like nobody was laughing oh no yeah that's what I'm scared of because you know in college you do it and you fall out a window you start like fishing around and shit how are you gonna do that a dentist when they're trying to be precise with your teeth that's a good point right Like, you gotta take a wild chance that the person is out of their fucking mind if you're gonna dose them up with nitrous.

[26] I don't know what it feels like.

[27] Is that the same thing of Whippets?

[28] Oh, we can find out real quick.

[29] It is.

[30] It's medical grade.

[31] We have them here.

[32] Yeah, I already did Whippets on the show.

[33] We're like, what are you doing?

[34] I was like, is this even legal?

[35] No. He has, he bought them somewhere.

[36] Like, you could buy Whippets?

[37] You could buy it for those machines for the whipped cream.

[38] Yeah, it's just whipped cream.

[39] That's what they call it.

[40] That's why I call them Whippets.

[41] But I thought for whipped cream, you get like a large one.

[42] Well, that was just when I worked in a restaurant.

[43] Well, the container's large, but then you unscrew the top and it's just a little nitrous thing.

[44] Dude, I worked at a Newport Cremery in Massachusetts and everybody did Whippets.

[45] I'm pretty sure I did it once.

[46] I must have done it once.

[47] I was like 15, 15, 16, I think I worked there.

[48] And people would just go back there and get blasted off of Whippets.

[49] Damn.

[50] How did I even react to it?

[51] He just started laughing.

[52] Like, couldn't stop laughing.

[53] and threw his head back.

[54] He's like, whoa, whoa, whoa.

[55] That's what he said it was like.

[56] It's like, whoa, whoa, whoa.

[57] Norman hated it.

[58] Norman did it.

[59] He's like, fuck this.

[60] This is terrible.

[61] I feel awful.

[62] I feel like I died.

[63] I don't like it at all.

[64] He was not interested.

[65] Seeing Norman, I was like, I'm not doing it.

[66] If he's reacting like that.

[67] Not my thing.

[68] It's just, and then we looked up all the possible things that could happen.

[69] And like, oh, there's a lot.

[70] There's a lot of things that could go wrong.

[71] I'm supposed to do that.

[72] It fries your brain cells, too.

[73] Well, they said that's a thing.

[74] with amyl nitrate.

[75] You know, Emil nitrate is poppers, and apparently it's big with in the gay community with gay dudes who let the party.

[76] I don't know if it's still, but at one point in time...

[77] It is.

[78] We love it.

[79] They would take Emil nitrate and somehow another it helped them relax during sex.

[80] Something, I don't remember what the...

[81] But apparently, Emil nitrate's really bad for you.

[82] Like, destroys your immune system.

[83] Destroys you.

[84] Like, it's really bad.

[85] It gives you brain damage.

[86] You know, it doesn't seem like you know there's some drugs that people will defend you know they'll talk about the beauty of heroin like there's no one out there defending amyl nitrate no one's like it's the shit like it's changed my life started doing ammo got my fucking garage clean at least people who do speed they get things done you know like people who do speed they don't want to fucking organize the garage putting shelves up and stuff cleaning everything i need that yeah that's that's the Adderall thing apparently.

[87] People do Adderall and they start cleaning shit and organizing.

[88] Not my thing.

[89] Yeah.

[90] Have you fucked with the Adderall at all?

[91] A couple of times.

[92] What about you?

[93] No. They had me on Ritalin when I was a kid.

[94] Oh, that figures everything out.

[95] All the time.

[96] Every day.

[97] Ritaling is the upper, right?

[98] Or Downermine.

[99] I think it's an upper.

[100] Well, it's an upper, but supposedly back then they said that if you had ADD, it brings you down.

[101] Like, it's supposed to mellow you out, but I hated it.

[102] You know what talked about that is Henry Rollins.

[103] talked about it when he was a kid they put him on that he was like five years old he had him on it he was just all the time like fucking and the way he describes it's like oh when you see henry like he's so intense like everything about him is intense is even the things he enjoys like when he talks about like listening to records he's so intense it's like they just cranked his fucking brain up to 10 when he's a little kid which is wild because you can kind of I mean it's not a thing to do I'm not saying you should do it but what I'm saying is you can manipulate a child's mind with those things in a way like you're you have to be you're changing their reality right you're changing the way they experience things that's got to change their view of life overall in general like if your view of life over like you know how stoners are some stoners they're it's abusive they're abusive they're so high all the time that they're just like not making sense they're like never make any sense like if you're doing that all the time when you're like 14 15 16s which some kids do that shit's terrible for you it doesn't prepare you for life at all like being a fucking full -timer when you're like 14 like whoa like do regular reality is hard enough you're trying to figure out what the fuck is life what are what is a grown up you know what is a job like when does this start when is this i need to get a job thing start do you remember that feeling like the high school feeling like when do I need to be able to take care of myself terrifying terrifying feeling and nobody prepares you for it nobody prepares you for this idea that you're going to have to take care of yourself you're like what what I have to pay my own bills I have to get a job what do I do I don't know what to do and everybody's like you gotta go to college I guess I gotta go to college I don't want to be a fucking loser I gotta go to college remember those days I can remember days like when I would work like three different kind of jobs.

[104] I'd, like, deliver newspapers, drive limos, and I would do, you know, occasionally I'd do construction if, like, something came up, but I could get away with doing it during the day, but I was always tired.

[105] I hated those jobs.

[106] But I was like, fuck, what do I do?

[107] Like, I was trying to figure out what to do.

[108] And if stand -up, if I didn't find stand -up, oh, my God, I've been so fucked.

[109] Yeah.

[110] I would have been so fucked.

[111] I would have been so fucked, because my brain was not wide.

[112] for jobs you know some people can do it some people are awesome at it some people they lock into a career and they're very happy you know but whatever for whatever it was like with my childhood man my childhood was just too chaotic I did not have any desire to be like in any sort of order or I'm like locked in like I was a latchkey kid like my parents just kind of let me out of the house go have fun and like kids like that have zero desire for order like you're out there wild in with these other fucking 10 -year -olds out in the street lighting buildings on fire accidentally and finding fireworks and we did wild shit we were kids totally that is not prepare you for an office job that prepares you for sitting in class going fuck I got to get out of here dude my kid told me on TikTok she found this thing that was explaining how our educational system was developed and I was like what I go you got this on TikTok I go what did you find out and she was like it was developed to turn people who are like these rural people into factory workers like they were they were literally like gearing education when they started public education to like prepare these like wild folk they put them in factories if you think about like the the kind of people that were alive that were living in like rural columbus ohio like outside of columbus in where you guys are from yeah in like the 1900s Yeah.

[113] What were those people like the farm people, like the people that were basically just like the pioneers?

[114] They just stopped and they developed a small town.

[115] And in like 1903, if you're in that fucking town and they want to take one of those people and turn them into an office worker.

[116] Like, good luck.

[117] The Youngstown was the number one steel producing city in the world through the like 30s, 40s, 50s.

[118] And then one Monday, it all closed.

[119] So like everything that even it was built around.

[120] was fucked completely like everything that their work ethic everything was just always go to high school and then you work in the steel mill your dad worked in the steel mill his dad how old were you when this was going down it was before i was born but the dilapidation that it left left this well you can't there was no like you can go chase your dreams you can move to LA or New York like that's all stuff that you had to like find out on your own nobody no teacher was like you could do anything it was, it was bleak.

[121] Isn't that horrible?

[122] It's such a bad vibe.

[123] It's such a bad vibe for a child to grow up in that kind of a shattered dream vibe like a Detroit, Michigan after the factories got pulled out of there.

[124] Like that Flint Michigan documentary that Michael Moore did, Roger and me, is amazing.

[125] It's amazing.

[126] That's, to me, that's his best work because that was a young Roger who was trying to like figure.

[127] out, like, what the fuck was going on to this place where he was from.

[128] And so it was so real.

[129] And he was so young in it.

[130] It was, it was really, like, what year was Roger and me?

[131] 89?

[132] 92?

[133] 93.

[134] Pull it up, Jamie?

[135] It's 89.

[136] As you're talking about it, though, I looked up something.

[137] I tried.

[138] I typed in what I'd say?

[139] Public education developed for factory workers.

[140] People have been asking this question for a few years.

[141] And hidden behind a Washington posting.

[142] It says, no, they're not modeled after factories.

[143] Here's why.

[144] Apparently, it came from, this says, it came from a 2009 book called Weapons and Mass Instruction, and then it was echoed by someone in New York Times.

[145] Oh, okay.

[146] So it's a false narrative?

[147] A little bit.

[148] So how was it designed?

[149] Was it designed, it seemed like it was designed for structure and to get people pay attention to rules?

[150] This article says that, that article is saying that they, modeled the system after prussia's united states adopted prussia school system but that then goes and say that prussia was not a highly industrialized country or interesting during that time period so the the accuracy of it seems a little off is kind of what i'm getting that interesting so i wonder so so he hits it well put that about sorry um it says here he is in 2012 the american education model was actually copied from the 18th century prussian model designed to create docile subjects and factory workers.

[151] For what it's worth, Prussia was not highly industrialized when Frederick the Great formalized his education system in the late 1700s.

[152] Very few places in the world were back then.

[153] Training future factory workers, docile or not, was not really the point.

[154] Nevertheless, industrialization is often touted as both the model and the rationale for public education system past and present, and by extension, it's part of a narrative that now contends that schools are no longer equipped to address the needs of a post -industrial world.

[155] I've looked it up because I've seen some other people, and I've started doing it too, when I see something crazy on TikTok that seems like a wild fact, I'm going to go, holy shit.

[156] You got to look at me. That's the TikTok filter.

[157] Yeah, the TikTok thing.

[158] There's fucking, there's no one who's checking on TikTok.

[159] TikTok's fun, but man, half the shit, do you ever watch that guy where it's this guy with the beard and he's a little bit bigger?

[160] He's like, this guy, check this video.

[161] we need to find this person.

[162] Like he's pretty fake.

[163] No, I haven't seen him.

[164] But he like shows like Karens or racist people like a clip.

[165] And they hunt them down faster than any police.

[166] Like there was a guy in L .A., the Tesla guy who was running out, hitting people with their cars with baseball bats.

[167] Oh, Jesus.

[168] They called him the Tesla terrorist.

[169] And they captured that guy faster than the police just from TikTok.

[170] What was this guy's motivation for attacking people with Tesla?

[171] He's attacked like, I think it was like 10 people.

[172] over the last three years, like women, everyone, and there's videos of him running out of the Tesla, like out of control.

[173] So he's in a Tesla.

[174] Yeah, he, and...

[175] So he's in a Tesla, and then he's attacking people.

[176] Yes.

[177] It's not like he's attacking people, only in Tesla's.

[178] I got screwed up.

[179] No, no, no, he was in a...

[180] Yeah, he's in a Tesla terrorist.

[181] So he just pulls over and starts beating on people?

[182] Bidding on people.

[183] Random people.

[184] He's all amped up.

[185] He's like, you could tell the guy's just juiced.

[186] He's on Adderall, bro.

[187] Well, said he was stellar article said he was selling steroids.

[188] No, stelling steroids.

[189] So he's getting righted up and, beating people with bats randomly.

[190] Holy fuck, man. So you're selling steroids.

[191] Tested, targeted at least six motorists is now selling steroids.

[192] Was selling steroids.

[193] What the fuck I can't read?

[194] Charges were filed.

[195] Tuesday gets a man caught on video attacking drivers in Los Angeles with a metal pole.

[196] Prosecutors also revealed that Nathaniel Radamak had a previous road rage arrest in which steroids were allegedly found in his car.

[197] Radomack 36 pleaded not guilty Tuesday to four.

[198] counts of assault by means of force to produce great bodily injury, four counts of criminal threats, and one felony count of vandalism.

[199] Holy shit, dude.

[200] This video right here, he just comes out.

[201] Oh, my God.

[202] If you haven't seen the video, you should watch.

[203] I don't even want to see it, man. Just fucking crazy people.

[204] God damn.

[205] You ever see cart narks?

[206] What's that?

[207] Where the people don't put their cart back at the grocery store?

[208] That's hilarious.

[209] I found one the other day.

[210] They literally did it to Perry from Windy City Heat.

[211] Have you ever seen that?

[212] No, but it makes sense.

[213] It's unbelievable that Perry literally didn't put his cart away.

[214] And that he's driving with a mask on too.

[215] And he gets so mad.

[216] So it literally brings Perry.

[217] And the guy doesn't even know it's Perry.

[218] So Perry's being Perry.

[219] What are you doing?

[220] Would you like a magnet instead?

[221] Now, sir.

[222] Get your fucking shit off my fucking car.

[223] It goes on for a long time.

[224] It's so funny.

[225] my god he's wearing a peri carabella live shirt but very few people know what that is right look sir but the ones that do it's unbelievable it's hilarious that he narked on himself wearing his own shirt yeah essentially narct on himself he's wearing a mask he gets away free without that he gets away free yeah he loses his mind in the end he leaves them these voice he leaves a voice oh no because there's a number on the cart nark thing what did you your I never watched Windy City Heat.

[226] I was like, yeah, I was like, it's too mean.

[227] Too mean to do that to a guy.

[228] No, he wanted that.

[229] That's what he wanted.

[230] I know, but he's an insane person.

[231] Yeah.

[232] Do you think you could do that today?

[233] Do you think the same people involved?

[234] Do you think Jimmy Kimmel could be involved in something like that time?

[235] Hell no. None of them would be involved.

[236] Not Carson Day.

[237] Isn't that crazy?

[238] Isn't that crazy?

[239] Because that's what kind of got him to the dance.

[240] Mm -hmm.

[241] That kind of comedy, man show comedy for Kimmel.

[242] Yeah.

[243] It's funny.

[244] that they could never do that.

[245] Bobcat wouldn't do it?

[246] Bobcat directed it.

[247] Yeah, Bobcat might still do it.

[248] And Cook's in there.

[249] Bobcat might still do it.

[250] Bobcat's crazy.

[251] Bobcat has this ongoing feud with Seinfeld.

[252] It's the strangest thing.

[253] And I don't understand what.

[254] I mean, I don't know either.

[255] I know Bobcat, much better than I know Seinfeld.

[256] I don't know Seinfeld at all.

[257] What's the beef?

[258] I think I've ever met him.

[259] Nope.

[260] I don't think I've ever met him.

[261] Maybe I did like way, way, way back in the day.

[262] I went to see him live.

[263] I don't know what their beef is They have some sort of a beef And so they talk shit to each other all the time I had to follow Seinfeld at the comedy store Toughest follow I ever had in my entire life Oh, I'm sure dude Because all he did was talk about how Mitzie, the owner Oh, that's right Told him he wasn't funny the last time he was there That's right, you were there for that set Crushing, he buried me with a shovel Nothing like it ever Because he's telling them the whole story So even if the people didn't know how big of a deal it was That Seinfeld was in the OR the comedy store He told them This lady told me I wasn't funny Wonder how she's doing now All this stuff like And she's like everyone knows she's sick and old And I bought a house above her house So she could see me driving a different car all the time I beep as I went by Still not funny I mean he's destroying Destroying it was like evil cool fucking Seinfeld That's hilarious Evil Cool Seinfeld I was buried with a shovel Everybody 70 % of the people left the room The other 30 % were literally texting their family I just saw Seinfeld make his return to the comedy store That he hasn't been here in 35 years He just told the whole story I'm performing I remember a fruit fly The only laugh I got the set was from a door guy or whatever Because a fruit fly went in front of me real slow In the lights and it was all lit up I go even the fruit fly is getting out of here But that is the craziness of Missy Shore How could she say no to Jerry Seinfeld?

[264] Like, even when he went there, he was already like a solid comic.

[265] Yep.

[266] And that's the thing that they say is that when you used to tell Mitzie, like, oh, this guy's a big deal from New York, that she'd be like, well, I'll see you for myself.

[267] Dude, the guy who used to book the store told me, it's kind of better if you start off at the store.

[268] Like, Mitzie knows you're already a headliner.

[269] So she's going to make you a non -paid regular.

[270] So I became a non -paid regular.

[271] I couldn't just become a paid regular.

[272] or how to do time as a non -paid, which you go on, like, super late at night.

[273] She didn't give a fuck about your credits.

[274] Your credits almost hurt you.

[275] Like, if you came with credits, you're like, oh, he already thinks he knows everything.

[276] Right.

[277] And that's the vibe.

[278] And it makes you wonder, like, is part of her brilliant, was part of her brilliant madness, knowing that the way to bring out the most in Seinfeld was to do that, perhaps, was to tell him he wasn't funny.

[279] No, no, no, no, no, no, no. She was very outspoken about it to my face, Seinfeld said, It's funny because she said to me, she said, you know, you're the kind of person that needs someone to step on you, and I'm going to be that person.

[280] I have to admit she was right.

[281] I needed that person.

[282] She was that person, and it really fueled me. Wow, you were right.

[283] Yeah.

[284] That's crazy.

[285] Yeah.

[286] That is crazy.

[287] Yeah.

[288] I thought you were just joking around.

[289] Uh -uh.

[290] She's...

[291] Did you know that?

[292] No. I've never seen that.

[293] That's so wild that you guessed that.

[294] Yeah.

[295] That she would actually say that.

[296] Well, she was...

[297] And that she said it to him back then.

[298] so he must have already been killing it back then like what year was this 1980 so i think i saw him in it must have been like 86 or 87 i saw him in boston at um the paradise theater which was like the big theater that was connected to stitch's comedy club so stitches was like little tiny tight little box it was a great great room and next door was like the bigger show where like that big headliners would come and I took my girlfriend to see Seinfeld and I wasn't even old enough to drink yet and I was like this is wild that's Jerry Seinfeld wow and that's where um I got the idea of like asking questions to the audience like letting the audience just yell out questions because he did that and I saw him do that I'm like oh this is probably how he writes because at that time I was already thinking about doing stand -up wow but I was like oh he's thinking this is how he writes like he comes over with ideas by people like throw a thing at him and off the cuff because he's already murdering for an hour was really impressive super clean but like perfect jokes there were perfect jokes there were just everything was like the setup the punch line the the fucking way he handled himself on stage I was like wow those guys are so intimidating when you're starting out like you really need to go to an open mic night and watch people eat shit you fucking need that you need that when you're starting out I think you need that with everything Like if you think you're going to play basketball And you go to the NBA for the first time You're like what the fuck I can't move like that Right Like I think that's the thing with everything People sucking helps in the beginning People sucking helps I remember that first night Ever in a comedy club That I ever signed up for an open mic Was at the comedy store And I got like number 12 on the lineup And I'm like man this You know here we go And they weren't as good as I thought they were gonna be And I'm like whoa I think I have a chance Like this is crazy Richard Jenny said that very thing Richard Jenny said that bad comedians Inspired comedians to try Yeah Yeah he I don't remember exactly how he phrased it But it was something to that extent And he was so right I remember thinking that at the time Like if it wasn't for watching open micers I would probably chicken it out But you watch the open micers And you're like oh they're just clumsy like me Right Like okay This is a thing you get good at Yeah Oh okay And then it became like I thought you just were funny or you weren't funny.

[299] You know, I'm like, I'm kind of funny sometimes to my friends.

[300] Like, how do I be funny to these people?

[301] Right.

[302] But then you go to an open mic night, you realize, oh, this is like a thing that everyone's working on to get better.

[303] Like, what the fuck is this thing?

[304] Yeah.

[305] Like this weird mass hypnosis, this weird idea game you're playing with people.

[306] The fact that you could do it for free always boggled my mind.

[307] Like, I was always all through high school.

[308] I'm like, how am I going to pay for college?

[309] Because I'm not getting a scholarship with my GPA.

[310] So once I was out I was literally paying for college And owed these loans Luckily I dropped out fast So I didn't get too deep in the hole But anyway By the time I realized like Wait you could just do these open mics It's like free college This is Except it's for a specific career And you get to watch Like you'll get to watch Dave Chappelle pop in Yeah You'll get to watch You know Damon Wayans will show up You get to watch You know all these fucking comics from other states that are in town.

[311] They want to do a spot at the store.

[312] I mean, that's the first place I saw Schultz.

[313] That's the first place I saw Tim Dillon.

[314] I mean, all those guys who came from New York, they all want to do the store.

[315] So if you're working there, man, and you're doing open mics, and then you get a fucking doorman job?

[316] Holy shit.

[317] You had a free education.

[318] You were there every day watching these killers work on their sets that they were going to do on Netflix.

[319] And, you know, you're seeing it all evolve because you're seeing them Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday.

[320] You're seeing, like, all these multiple sets.

[321] And so you get this just education of how it's pieced together that is unavailable to anybody who doesn't hang around the clubs.

[322] Right.

[323] 100%.

[324] It's the only way you can get it.

[325] Like, you cannot, there's not like a school you can go to make you a better stand -up comic.

[326] Like, there's, you know, you can learn things in regular school and you can apply them to stand -up comedy.

[327] But the only way to do stand -up comedy and learn how to do is you have to do it.

[328] The fact that we have to do it in front of a crowd, like you can't even practice it.

[329] There's nothing you could do by yourself, you know?

[330] And even on the road, those other clubs don't run like the store.

[331] There's not 16 headliners in each room, you know what I mean?

[332] So if you're lucky, you might be able to maybe work at a place where there's one headliner coming in, walking probably straight into the green room, doing the shows, and then probably leaving right afterwards.

[333] Well, think about the show we did at the Vulcan.

[334] Think about the show where you got Hans Kim, and then, you got David Lucas, and then you got Mark Norman, and then you got Ari Shafir, then you got Shane Gillis, then you got you, then you got me. These are crazy shows, man. Crazy shows.

[335] They were so fucking fun.

[336] It's been ridiculous.

[337] God damn it, it's a murder fest, too, from start to go.

[338] You know what makes me the happiest is watching the big pop that Ari gets.

[339] Yeah.

[340] When Ari goes on stage, he gets a giant pop.

[341] People go nuts.

[342] That's special.

[343] fucking pulled him out of the fire.

[344] It was a beautiful special.

[345] It's a perfect special.

[346] It's perfect.

[347] The fact that he did it in front of candles and shit and they had to relight all the candles.

[348] And for him to do that with full -blown AIDS is just incredible.

[349] It's unbelievable.

[350] Full -blown.

[351] Imagine if that was like a real diagnosis.

[352] Yeah, like full -blown is such a street term.

[353] There's someone really being fucked up by AIDS.

[354] But if like, well, Tony, you've got full -blown AIDS.

[355] Like if your doctor said that to you?

[356] Like, what a disrespectful.

[357] doctor to use the term full -blown AIDS bro you got full -blown AIDS that's he'd be like if they got a doctor did I get if he threw a bro at the front like that that's even worse like bro yeah it's the same doctor Redbin was going to his diagnosis comes my metabolism so fast bro full blown AIDS here's the good news people don't really die of it anymore and they got all crazy treatments now you could actually they could actually reverse HIV you don't you don't like people have like been cured of it now yeah They're like multiple people.

[358] It's really wild.

[359] There's like this medicine that's been really helping.

[360] Yeah, I don't know what it is.

[361] But I've been, the thing about, like, they had already come up with protease inhibitors and all these things that prevented people from getting really sick.

[362] Like, remember Jeff Scott had it forever.

[363] A fifth person is likely cured of HIV, and another is in long -term remission.

[364] One case involved a man with cancer underwent a specialized stem cell transplant.

[365] The other involved a woman who received a...

[366] immune boosting therapies as part of a clinical trial.

[367] So this is different results from different studies.

[368] So they're doing a couple of different methods.

[369] And also likely cured is a little bit of a term, right?

[370] Like imagine being that guy's boyfriend and he's like, good news, babe, I'm likely cured.

[371] Let's go to no condom tonight.

[372] They have another drug that you take now and it prevents you from getting HIV.

[373] It's like a blocker.

[374] So it's like a go crazy drug.

[375] Yeah.

[376] It's like, for gay guys, you just gave him the fucking two, two, give him that green light.

[377] Oh, yeah.

[378] If you give them a fucking pill that they could take and you definitely won't get AIDS, oh my God, they're going to try so hard to get AIDS.

[379] All I think about.

[380] They're going to go hard.

[381] I think about how those must be getting thrown around like parade candy on Santa Monica Boulevard.

[382] Yeah, I mean, what a miracle.

[383] Yeah.

[384] That's the good side of pharmaceutical drugs, right?

[385] Everybody wants to talk about the bad side.

[386] But, you know.

[387] Yeah.

[388] You can butt -fucking not get AIDS.

[389] Boner pills.

[390] There's a lot of different things came out Remember the fucking gas station pills, Red Pair?

[391] I've got to burn out.

[392] I think it did damage.

[393] Red Pair was taking these fucking Who knows what bathtub they were mixed up in?

[394] He would take these boner pills that he would buy at the gas station And apparently they're insane And I think they had steroids in them Because like one time you got a little bit of road rage Yeah And sometimes like I felt like I was like about to pass out Like, I was tripping, like, seeing trails and stuff.

[395] Like, what's that?

[396] I think it was like blood pressure.

[397] Bro, it could be everything.

[398] Everything and anything.

[399] They just mixed them up and called it rhino.

[400] Right.

[401] Right?

[402] Remember the names?

[403] Yeah.

[404] Black rhino.

[405] It had a hologram of a rhinoceros.

[406] And I had, like, I collected the containers that they came in because they were, like, trading cards.

[407] And I had, like, 30 of them.

[408] But when I moved, when I moved to Texas, I was like, I have to throw those away.

[409] What am I doing with it?

[410] You should have saved them.

[411] I just took photos of them.

[412] Oh, you should have saved them.

[413] They were so stupid.

[414] But it was like, what a genius idea, because you're only selling a couple pills, but you're selling it for, like, what a prescription you really should be.

[415] Right.

[416] But so you have this crazy markup.

[417] And then on top of that, who, fuck, there's no one telling you, there's no FDA involved in these transactions.

[418] You're basically selling like vitamin B. Right.

[419] You know, like you can kind of just, you know, put those up for sale until they come after you.

[420] And then they test them and find out there's, there was all sorts of stuff in there.

[421] Viagra and Cialis and steroids.

[422] There was like, it's different mixtures.

[423] When they got caught and they got in trouble, that's when they made a new LLC and that's what the Rhino 1, Rhino 2, Rhino 3 was.

[424] No, like, seriously, that's...

[425] No, they kept getting busted.

[426] It was like an open secret.

[427] I remember you were the detective of all this.

[428] It was hilarious.

[429] There were steroids in them, too, and weren't there?

[430] Some of them had amphetamines.

[431] Yep, and that's John Jones, supposedly, that's how he got caught with steroids, but it ended up being a boner pill.

[432] Remember back in the day, it was John Jones or somebody.

[433] Yeah, I think John, there was something along those lines of that story.

[434] I know that boner pills were involved.

[435] Yeah.

[436] But I thought there were real boner pills.

[437] I don't think he's just taking...

[438] But the thing is, like, if you're getting them online, like, who fucking knows who's cooking these things up, bro?

[439] Yeah.

[440] Who knows he's making these things?

[441] You're trusting your...

[442] I mean, anything that calls itself like rhino five.

[443] Like, rhino five?

[444] It's hilarious.

[445] But it would make sense.

[446] Like, it was a good...

[447] Sounds like a good mixture.

[448] A little bit of steroids, a little bit of speed.

[449] Cialis, mixed with Viagra, and selling at a gas station.

[450] Like, who's pumping gas needing to fuck?

[451] I'm so horny from these fumes.

[452] I need some boner pills.

[453] I need to get going.

[454] Have you guys seen the story of this person who worked for the White House?

[455] They were in charge of like something in the nuclear program.

[456] It's a trans woman who's bald.

[457] It has a beard to mustache.

[458] Yeah.

[459] And it's apparently a kleptomaniac.

[460] Yep.

[461] It is the wildest story.

[462] Yeah.

[463] They caught her stealing a bag.

[464] I should say, is it he?

[465] Like, he has a mustache.

[466] Stealing a, isn't his name Sam?

[467] I don't want to misgender.

[468] I'm not sure if it's like non -binary.

[469] Whatever.

[470] But whatever it is.

[471] Trying to be nice.

[472] It's a thief.

[473] It's a fucking thief.

[474] It's a fucking terrible thief.

[475] Yeah.

[476] And then there was a woman who recently saw, photos of this Sam person and she is like I think she's a designer and she had very specific one -of -a -kind clothing that had gotten stolen oh Jesus what the hell yeah it's it's playing with rules there's that's what that person's doing that person with the beard and the shaved head and lipstick and everything they're playing with the rules I'll tell you there's not enough boner pills in the world so this person Sam has been stealing women's luggage like not just one but they've they've caught multiple times this person Sam on video stealing luggage and this woman who said from 2018 see if you could find that story the story of this woman who was a designer from 2018 there it is so she had these very specific pieces that were missing and then she sees this person wearing her shit this person who works for the fucking White House what's he do at the White House and she's like like no way well she's he they are fired they're fired from the white house what did they do uh something with a nuclear yeah it was department department of energy yeah yeah okay former department of energy official sam brinton has been uh had been contained in her luggage she reported missing on march 9 2018 at the ronald regan washington national airport and then you see this person so she's a Houston -based Tanzanian fashion designer Asa, how do you say your name?

[477] Asia Comson.

[478] Asia Comson.

[479] So she saw her fucking clothing that's one -of -a -kind clothing that she designed, and she's seeing this person who stole it, who works for the fucking White House.

[480] Two separate airports, and notice he appeared to be wearing her clothes in several photos.

[481] Comson said she had packed the same clothes in a bag that vanished back in 2018.

[482] So this person has been doing this forever, just stealing girls' clothes from the airport and then trying the mom when they get home.

[483] There's a thing called autogynophilia, and it's men who are turned on by dressing like women, but they're heterosexual, but they're turned on by dressing like women.

[484] They like to dress and maybe even behave like a woman, and they get aroused by it.

[485] It's like Jordan Peterson talked about it.

[486] He said it's always been a part of the psychology literature.

[487] Like, it's a, it's a, like a reoccurring thing that exists with men, that there's been men forever who like to dress up like women and it gets them sexually aroused.

[488] And now it's, they're in the same category as people that identify with being a woman.

[489] Like, if you're like a legitimate trans person, and I know a lot of them, I know a lot of them now, it's more, it's, there's some that you go, like, if you ever meet Blair White, You go, okay, that's 100 % correct.

[490] Like, whatever you're doing is correct.

[491] Like, she seems like a woman.

[492] Wow.

[493] See, this is the lady's clothes.

[494] Oh.

[495] Isn't that crazy?

[496] That is so crazy.

[497] Wow.

[498] It's different.

[499] But she's, he gets a, there's a kink.

[500] No, because it's folded over on the right side.

[501] See how it's folded over?

[502] Well, the pattern in the, it's a different pattern.

[503] Yeah, the middle.

[504] Oh, you're right.

[505] Yeah, yeah.

[506] Huh.

[507] Oh, it could just be folded over.

[508] Because you see the right side of his thing You see how it's the black You see the inner lining Well they wear it better Yeah but you see Well this Sam person has the narrowest fucking shoulders For what appears to be a biological male And if you You know he's like got it folded over So it'll fit on his shoulders Like I think if he spread it out It might like fall over one shoulder That doesn't seem like the same picture Wow It's a it's very similar Can you imagine?

[509] Well, it could also just be, she had multiple pieces, and you show photos of one of her pieces as similar to the other one that he was wearing, but makes sense.

[510] I mean, if the person's been busted more than once stealing chicks clothes, but that's like a kink thing, man. That's not a poor person that needs clothing.

[511] That's not a person in desperation trying to feed their family.

[512] That's a kink.

[513] That person's kinky.

[514] They like to steal women's clothes and then put them on.

[515] Maybe they're also good at energy.

[516] Maybe.

[517] Maybe.

[518] But you can't hire.

[519] them just because they like to dress like a woman oh my goodness wow you see what I'm saying you can't do that like that's crazy and this is what you get when you go fishing for crazy can you can't just hire someone because they like to dress like a woman like they have to actually not be crazy and not be stealing luggage and be good at their job good face good face on it yeah beautiful face yeah unbelievably stunning you imagine that being your type like looking for that like I've always wanted a woman with the shaped head and a goatee with a lot of lipstick I want someone who I can fucking watch football with let's go fucking let's go it's just the whole thing is so odd right like how does that person really beat out the other people for that job really did they really go through the people's resumes it's like the bit I'm doing about the teacher from Washington State or from Vancouver that has a giant fake tits.

[520] Oh, yeah.

[521] Is it somewhere in Canada?

[522] Do you see that a picture?

[523] Yeah.

[524] The picture of him in normal when he's not at work.

[525] When he's not at work, he dresses like a regular guy.

[526] He's running a Klinger.

[527] Yeah.

[528] From MASH.

[529] Klinger from MASH, remember?

[530] Klinger dressed up like a woman.

[531] That was his, try to get out of Vietnam.

[532] And they said, fuck you, you're going to dress like a woman in Vietnam.

[533] He's trying to always trying to get kicked out of the army.

[534] and the way he would try to get kicked down is try to dress like a woman and they just let him do it and then they made him dress like a man but it never worked the point is like same with this person like that's what they're doing they're pulling a clinger yeah my favorite episode of South Park of all time lemmy winks is when Mr. Garrison finds out that you can get a lot of money if you get fired for doing gay stuff so he keeps trying to outdo himself and be gayer and gayer and the people keep talking about how brave he is and then finally he brings in Mr. Slave and he shoves a gerbil up Mr. Slave's ass and the whole episode turns into this adventure of the gerbil because the rectum close the gerbil has to make his way all the way through the mouth.

[535] Oh my God.

[536] I saw that.

[537] Dude, this came out when I was a senior in high school and just started smoking marijuana.

[538] Like I just started smoking weed and two weeks later this episode came out.

[539] And I...

[540] Oh my God, I forgot how good this episode is.

[541] Was dead.

[542] the music is crazy there's fucking songs did you see the live South Park concert they redid this live oh wow I forgot how funny that episode was they have so many bangers dude so many bangers over the years like there's not another show like it and the fact that it's still going strong still going strong you can't do it anywhere else like even Comedy Central if you try to bring a show like that to Comedy Central they'd be like no fucking way But with South Park, go ahead.

[543] It is the 800 -pound gorilla of cable TV.

[544] It's like the one thing that no one can fuck with.

[545] They go so hard.

[546] They go so hard.

[547] I saw a video of him using his kid to do the Canadian impressions, the Megan and...

[548] Yeah.

[549] Oh, yeah.

[550] He uses his own little kid, and he was, like, whispering in her ear, like, what to say.

[551] So, like, he has her cussing and stuff And he's, like, cracking up while holding it This is amazing Don't kick the baby Good job Let's try one more like that I love you too, big brother I love you Oh Big rubber That's cute That's adorable It's better when they're doing the cussing ones though These ones are cute That's a lot That's awesome It's funny They're national treasures Those guys are national treasures They really are What they do for just to advance comedy.

[552] It's so awesome.

[553] So they let you be free to laugh at the most ridiculous shit.

[554] It's like that's important today.

[555] It really is.

[556] It's important today.

[557] Like, God damn, people are so crazy.

[558] It's such a wild time where people are getting so upset about so many different things.

[559] Like, it's like a fever pitch out there.

[560] Whether it's Ukraine and Russia or COVID or fucking the climate.

[561] And it's like, who Like everybody's like right there all the time Like Right We need to chill the fuck out As a nation Yeah Right Yeah It's wild man It is wild The wildest time I could ever remember Like gearing up for this 2024 election I'm fucking terrified Like what is that going to be like What the fuck is that going to be like?

[562] DeSantis just got control over Disney.

[563] Did you see that?

[564] Yeah.

[565] How does that work?

[566] I'm not exactly sure.

[567] Did he just score a coup on Disney?

[568] Yep.

[569] It's the land they own.

[570] What?

[571] Yep.

[572] What does that mean?

[573] It's a long ago.

[574] I remember reading in this a few months ago I first start happening.

[575] It has to do with the water rights and stuff because it goes through that county.

[576] They portioned off that section where Disney World is made it separate from Orange County.

[577] Well, they gave them crazy, crazy, crazy tax breaks back in the day to draw tourism in.

[578] Yeah.

[579] now he can charge them because they're supposedly woke and you know anti desantis so he's like screw it now you guys can pay your fair share it's so weird how so many people that are involved in show business go that route so many people it's like they feel compelled you know like people that wouldn't have done it five or six years ago wouldn't have gone along with it or going along with it now right they have to play the game it's weird it's weird to watch because it's i don't think it's representative of most people's sensibilities i think it's a very small fee it's a very small group of very pushy people there's enough of them because there's a lot of people there's a lot of us 300 and fucking whatever million you're gonna get enough that are like really into it and really noisy.

[580] But the way the regular people think, the people of the world that don't have to pretend that they agree with something or disagree with something, most people are very confused by what's going on.

[581] Most regular people are very frustrated and confused by someone like that who's working for the White House.

[582] Like, how?

[583] How did that person get in there?

[584] Did that person get in there just because they dress like that?

[585] Because I think they did.

[586] I think they did.

[587] Right.

[588] I think you can, I think that's how goofy they are.

[589] Did you see the White house press secretary lady the other day she was touting all the different like minorities and all the different people of you know uh all the different women how many women work for the white house now a record number of people in the lbg tq community work in the white house like so like all these things that like okay how they doing yeah how's this working right this doesn't seem like it's working that well like what we don't care like that's not what most people care about and if you're lesbian and you're great at your job?

[590] Awesome.

[591] If you're gay and you're great at your job, awesome.

[592] But that shouldn't be all we're hearing about.

[593] Right.

[594] Shouldn't be all we're hearing about it's your identity, the identity politics thing, like as if somehow I know that doing that is great for everybody.

[595] Do you think about that when you look for anything good?

[596] Do you think about like, well, I, you know, I hope the staffing there is very diverse, you know, like, no, you to hope whoever the fuck is there is the best at whatever the fuck they do.

[597] That's what you're thinking.

[598] about right is that what they would want their doctor to walk in looking like exactly i saw like a there was a like an internet meme about that about you know like what do you say when you know your house is on fire you're hoping the firefighting team is diverse that are coming to save you there's like this has been a few of these but they're like yeah like that's not what you want you want diversity because you want people to all have an opportunity to do things you want it.

[599] But you don't want to force it.

[600] Like, you can't put people in a position that shouldn't be in the position just because of the color of their skin or where they were born.

[601] That's crazy.

[602] And if there's, like, a real problem with people of one group or another group not getting the opportunities, then we should address that because that's the real problem.

[603] Everybody's at each other's throats for the wrong things when the real things are you have these massive communities of disenfranchised people like Youngstown like where you grew up like Detroit like Baltimore there's places like that all over the country and we just sent how many billions of dollars to Ukraine did we always have that money laying around it's crazy okay whether or not you agree that we should support Ukraine or not I don't understand it scares a shit out of me but if you had all that money laying around you know how many things you could have fixed like the real problem is people not getting the same like situation to grow up in not getting a situation that's not filled with violence and drugs and gangs and chaos and shit but there no one's trying to fix that like that's the if you want to fix the way people think about each other if everybody had like a decent chance every pretty much everybody had a decent chance Like the whole country, you'd have way less problems.

[604] You've got places where people are fucked from the jump.

[605] And no one's doing anything to stop that.

[606] No one's doing anything to try to help.

[607] That's the real problem in this country.

[608] It's not like most people don't give a fuck who you are.

[609] They just like you to be good at what you do and they like you to be fun to be around.

[610] We all find each other's groove like, oh, this is Mike.

[611] He's fucking weirdo, but he's cool about this.

[612] And we, you know, we all find our.

[613] groove with each other you know how many comics do we know that are gay nobody gives a shit right how many comics do we know that are of every ethnicity every race it's when you're hanging around with comics it's just who's funny right it's just who's good who's cool to hang with nobody gives a fuck about that that should be the whole world that should be the whole world I don't know if you get there by forcing people to get hired because they're a certain race or a certain gender or certain anything I think you've got to get into the point where all these people have the same sort of crack at it.

[614] So then it just becomes a meritocracy, like a real meritocracy.

[615] Because that's the argument against it.

[616] It's like it's not a meritocracy if people experience racism or sexism or if people grow up disenfranchised and they grow up in bad areas.

[617] Like they deserve like a little bit of an extra help.

[618] Maybe they should be hired first.

[619] This is the way that's the thought process behind it.

[620] But, well, I think that encourages, like, someone who's not as good to succeed.

[621] And I don't think that's good for anybody.

[622] I think the best people should succeed.

[623] We just have to figure out, like, how to make that fair.

[624] But the best people should succeed in everything.

[625] That's the way we get better at stuff.

[626] That's it.

[627] The NFL, I'm sure you probably know about this, but they have a very, very interesting thing that they're doing where you literally get better, what is it, draft picks or something based on how many black coaches you have instead of, so you can literally reconstruct your team, you can build it stronger.

[628] Is it draft picks or is it a bigger salary cap or something?

[629] It's wild.

[630] The salary cap is wild.

[631] Because if there wasn't a salary cap, the Saudis would just come in.

[632] And then we go, we have an idea.

[633] Everybody, a billion dollars.

[634] It just fucking just buy up.

[635] Like, I think those guys have more money than we could possibly comprehend.

[636] They're doing it with golf.

[637] That L -I -B.

[638] It seems to be working.

[639] Yep.

[640] Is it?

[641] No?

[642] Shakey -shaky?

[643] Tell me, Jamie.

[644] What's the definition of working, I guess, would be?

[645] Are they having successful events?

[646] They're just starting.

[647] That's the definition of a successful event.

[648] Oh, now we're cutting hairs.

[649] I don't know golf, so you tell me. Like, what's a successful event?

[650] They just had their first event of the year, and I was the response online is people aren't that into watching.

[651] It was on the CW, I think, in the United States, so it's a little tough to find that in the first place.

[652] I don't get it.

[653] It's aired a way different way than they air of PGA golf.

[654] It's aired to everybody.

[655] You see all the shots at the same time, kind of everyone's playing at once, which is way different, especially if you've watched the full swing show that just started on Netflix.

[656] Interesting.

[657] They're explaining golf to people who don't really know it that well.

[658] There is a lot of money in there, though.

[659] That's for sure.

[660] Wow.

[661] So that's successful for those people.

[662] That's interesting.

[663] So professional pool is encountering a little bit of a renaissance.

[664] It's very interesting.

[665] There's a few companies that are putting on these events, like Predators putting on these events, a match room pool, and they're streaming them live online, and it's becoming successful again.

[666] Like, pool, because they're streaming them online, like people are into it again.

[667] It's very interesting.

[668] You know, and it's just, they're doing them the World Championships this weekend from the Rio.

[669] Nice.

[670] I'm going to try to stop in.

[671] on Friday and check it out.

[672] Did you see the guy in East Palestine that talks like Mickey Mouse now?

[673] Yeah, I did.

[674] I was just swallowing a true brain.

[675] What's that?

[676] It's a new tropic.

[677] You want to try it?

[678] Yeah.

[679] Dude was on my podcast once.

[680] A doctor and he came up with this stuff.

[681] Is it orange flavor?

[682] I think he was a doctor.

[683] Was he a doctor?

[684] I don't want to give anybody extra titles.

[685] You want to try one?

[686] Want to get smarter?

[687] No, no, no. I don't want to stay where you're at.

[688] Yeah.

[689] It doesn't make you smarter.

[690] Helps your memory a little bit.

[691] It's good for a verbal memory.

[692] Sometimes the Mary Jane fucks with the mind.

[693] Ooh, that's delicious.

[694] It's good, right?

[695] It's a nice little liquid.

[696] A little shot.

[697] I like it.

[698] It's like a snow cone.

[699] Like the voice thing?

[700] Wouldn't there be multiple videos of multiple people with that?

[701] It could be his own reaction to it.

[702] He got a very high dose.

[703] It could be there's more people.

[704] They're not talking about it.

[705] It says there's more people.

[706] More people?

[707] It's what this article says.

[708] They're going to go check door to door.

[709] Hmm Oh, they're sending the CDC in Bro, this is very scary stuff Yeah, very scary stuff Youngstown's 20 minutes from there And they just call it East Palestine They don't say it's 45 minutes away from Pittsburgh Or 45 minutes away from Cleveland They just call it East Palestine So it's getting into Youngstown too Oh yeah It's getting into everywhere, right?

[710] Pittsburgh's really close Columbus is not far away That's so scary Did you see the dead deer that they've been finding This dude took video He was down by the river or this creek or whatever it is and it's just fucking completely polluted you know you throw rocks in it you see big oil slicks bowl up and he found three dead deer like really close to each other that's where it is on the map there's east Palestine's right there dude oh my god Pittsburgh's right there are those videos of it raining in Ohio where it was like foam is that fake I don't know do you see that snow and all the stuff in the ground it's like foaming rain bro bro what's in those clouds now Yeah, and that's a cloudy place.

[711] They literally have the lake effect there.

[712] So the precipitation, that's where it's always cloudy, always.

[713] Oh, my God.

[714] So it's sitting above you.

[715] Yep.

[716] Is it?

[717] Does it dissipate?

[718] What happens to the poison that gets into the air?

[719] Goes to Pittsburgh.

[720] Yeah, where's it go?

[721] Like, if it really hovers over you, like, holy shit and comes down when it rains?

[722] What the fuck?

[723] The video that I don't know it's real is showed a man outside and when it was raining, it just seemed like it was suds.

[724] And so that's not normal.

[725] I don't know if it's a real video, it's TikTok.

[726] Wouldn't you think that whatever the smoke is, like whatever the particles are, they would be too heavy to just sit in the clouds?

[727] Wouldn't you think that they would fall to the ground?

[728] I don't know.

[729] We're too stupid.

[730] What would you, Jamie, you're smarter than us.

[731] What do you think would happen?

[732] Like if chemicals were burned and they went into the clouds, would they stay in the clouds?

[733] I think back to the movies of like the dirty waters just came out.

[734] where they're looking into, like, you know, chemical companies and people getting fucked up and there's giant lawsuits that go on forever.

[735] Aaron Brockovich thing, I think, was a similar situation.

[736] People get fucked up from some chemical company.

[737] Right.

[738] Repeat.

[739] Why would this one be different, honestly?

[740] No, I think it is, I think, but what I'm asking is, do you think that when they burn the chemicals that they stay in the clouds?

[741] Does that make any sense?

[742] I don't think they're going to tell us and explain it to us, simple people, you know.

[743] Some people might know.

[744] What a mad scramble.

[745] Did you, and do you see that people were trying to blame Trump because of deregulation?

[746] But it turns out that whatever deregulation he passed wouldn't have applied to this and also wasn't instituted.

[747] It never really went through.

[748] Is that true?

[749] Make sure that's true.

[750] How?

[751] If anybody can you kid, Jamie.

[752] What is the question?

[753] Was the deregulation by Trump?

[754] Yes.

[755] Was D right?

[756] Was Trump era deregulation responsible for the country?

[757] crash because I think it was not I don't know that I think yeah I heard that it was about the it was a weird a bearing for the company not the not even the train oh really that's what I had understood oh really deregulation was about oh really train was going to happen anyway remember we looked up as like 1700 a year so the deregulation was just basically like giving money to the corporations or letting them pay less money I that's I don't know I'm just so like First thing that says, Washington Post analysis so far, Trump's rollback of regulations can't be blamed for the train wreck.

[758] There you go.

[759] And that's Washington Post.

[760] So if that's Washington Post, see, NTSB chair contradicts Post that wrongly claimed Trump to blame for Ohio train wreck.

[761] But that's like a thing that people do immediately.

[762] whenever there's something fucked up, they immediately pointed Trump, he did it, he did it.

[763] But the problem like that is, like when you say he did it, a lot of people hear, oh, he did it.

[764] And then how many people hear the follow -up?

[765] How many people here are like, no, he didn't do it, and this is actually what happened?

[766] I bet it's probably like 60, 40, right?

[767] Yeah.

[768] I bet like 40 % find out that it wasn't true.

[769] This is from article says, Buttigieg calls on Trump to back, reversing deregulation in wake of train derailment.

[770] They're saying it comes from this letter.

[771] Well, maybe he's correct.

[772] Let's read what he has to say.

[773] Both things could be true, right?

[774] What could be true is that the deregulation is bad, and what also could be true is that Trump wasn't responsible for this particular crash.

[775] Both things can be true.

[776] This is one thing he can do to express support for reversing the deregulation that happened on his watch.

[777] I heard him say he had nothing to do with it, even though it was in his administration.

[778] So if he had nothing to do with it, and they did it in his administration against his will, maybe he can come out and say that he supports us moving in a different direction.

[779] That seems very reasonable, doesn't it?

[780] White House has blamed Republican lawmakers in the Trump administration for lax railway and environmental regulations in the aftermath of the derailment.

[781] White House has pointed to a 2021 letter from the Republican senators to the Fed. Railroad Administration urging the agency to expand the use of automated track inspection and pointed to a Republican Study Committee proposal to cut to government funding to address chemical spills.

[782] Hmm.

[783] That's a weird way the proposal to cut to government funding.

[784] I think it's just a typo there.

[785] Additionally, political report of the Trump administration rolled back several safety measures for railways, including regular safety audits and an Obama era rule that required faster breaks on trains carrying flammable materials dude how about the fastest breaks it's containing flammable materials how about the fastest fucking breaks you can make but this that's a true thing though that this particular rail that that thing happened on was not set up for transferring hazardous waste right or hazardous materials isn't that true I think they're saying that that train was not set up for having that kind of stuff on it it's like bro it can just fall off the tracks going like 300 miles an hour and explode like what do you got in there and you're going to ruin everything forever all around it like how long before they clean that up oh and now they're what are they going to do it yeah so I'm reading what are they doing with it they're putting in a landfill in Indiana right Putnam County landfill Great terrific Put it in the earth Driving it across the state If you own a landfill Bro You can put anything in there Computers bodies What kinds of shit Old cocaine Like dressers Four hours it goes story Ohio toxic train disaster Leads to more concerns In other states While scientists say chemical tests In East Palestine are unusually high I mean Yeah you think Look at that Unusually high Really What a question crazy statement unusually high how about toxic for humans what happens to those people that can't move those people that are stuck there like they can't afford to move they got nowhere to go that's everybody there by the way yeah at least it's going to be really cheap to move them somewhere else like 550 ,000 dollar houses everywhere you know bro I mean you got to get those people out of there yeah like how how dangerous is it you think to be there right now is it just groundwater, or is it air?

[786] Is it everything?

[787] Fuck, man. You know how scary that would be if you were poor and you were stuck in that spot?

[788] Was that plane crash real that happened?

[789] Oh, yeah.

[790] Yeah, you know that story?

[791] What happened?

[792] Dude, a plane that was headed with, isn't it true?

[793] It seemed?

[794] Yeah.

[795] I'm trying to double check.

[796] I want to triple check, but I'm pretty sure there were environmental, yeah.

[797] Five environmental scientists who died in a plane crash were headed to East Palestine, Ohio.

[798] It says false five employees of an environmental consulting firm died in a plane crash near Little Rock, Arkansas on Wednesday.

[799] But they were not traveling to East Palestine where a freight train derailed.

[800] The employees were responding to an unrelated February 20th explosion at a metals plant in a Cleveland suburb more than 60 miles away.

[801] Okay.

[802] So it wasn't true.

[803] So yeah.

[804] So the facts and the day since the February 22nd plane crash, some social media.

[805] media users have falsely claimed the aircraft was transporting environmental scientists to East Palestine, where a freight train derailment earlier in the month prompted officials to intentionally release and burn toxic vinyl chloride to avoid the danger of an uncontrolled blast.

[806] Okay, so it wasn't true.

[807] So there was a plane crash filled with scientists, but they were going to a different spill.

[808] That seems a little fishy.

[809] Why are five environmental scientists going to some other thing?

[810] Nobody's heard of when there's this massive tragedy 60 minutes away.

[811] And that's probably the closest major.

[812] Well, I guess Pittsburgh is a more major airport that's closer, but that's the second closest.

[813] Well, first of all, we didn't know these scientists were going there, right?

[814] So we would have to assume they've already sent scientists to East Palestine.

[815] They don't have to tell you that they're doing that, right?

[816] It's not like they make a press release.

[817] Like, we're sending scientists to find out because then people want to know, like, what's the results?

[818] Like, if the results are unprintable, like, if the results are like, oh, my God, like, everyone's going to die.

[819] Like, who knows what the results are?

[820] And we know that if it is unprintable, they're not going to tell us anyway.

[821] From past everything.

[822] If they sent five people to this other crash, how many they said?

[823] Five thousand years ago.

[824] How many they send to East Palestine?

[825] They want to like check for sure.

[826] They want to like double and triple check on this one because this is a doozy.

[827] People are calling it like an American Chernobyl.

[828] It's like this is scary shit.

[829] Yeah.

[830] It's wild at that those things happen all the time.

[831] We Googled it the other day.

[832] There's like a thousand derailments a year.

[833] year they happen all the time bro fuck Brigham sent me a meme that was like if you want to run a train properly here's who you should hire and it's that cop lady that got oh yeah yeah she's in like 10 memes poor gal good girl yeah what he got to do cold -blooded assassin she went yep it's a fun office mate right there yep seems like they were having a good time on the job.

[834] Give me three black rhinos and an eight -hour shift.

[835] It's too much.

[836] Let's go.

[837] Three, you'll have a heart attack, bro.

[838] Yeah, you got to be careful.

[839] How many people died from rhino pills?

[840] Probably a lot.

[841] We should find that out.

[842] That's a good question.

[843] Let's take a guess.

[844] Because, you know, if it would have to be like someone...

[845] Heart attacks.

[846] Some banker's son died from rhino pills, then they would ban them.

[847] So it would have to be someone influential who died.

[848] Like, I would, I'm going to guess.

[849] It's hard to say I don't think there's a number for that because it pretty much is like whatever the boner pill really is like Viagra A lot of people probably overdosed on Viagra like their blood pressure drops they have a heart attack or something like that But I think there's probably deaths that you can absolutely attribute to boner pills If you think of all the people out there all the crazy fucks that try to drink a gallon of whiskey and fucking smoke 50 packs of cigarettes Like just people that go hard right if they go hard with the rhino pills I want to know how many it'll kill you imagine if the guy's like fucker bro i'm going out with hide each night i'm taking 20 pills don't do it this sounds like the next episode of uh don't do it like it sounds like the next episode of protect your parks you guys you guys should each take three boner pills and just try to fucking maintain look at each other right in the eyes i'll come with a gold suitcase and give it to you guys imagine a roided up boner pilled Shane right next to a roided up boner pilled ari Oh no Polterbroid raging With bowlers On amphetamines Throbbing 3 inch penis Arri's got a giant dick He does He'll show it to you I sense the AIDS Still it doesn't shrink Full blown It's got The full blown doesn't shrink Regular AIDS sometimes Full blown There's no other disease That you say full blown It's got full blown cancer Oh yeah Do you say full blown cancer?

[850] Yeah you got full blown cancer Really?

[851] I think.

[852] I've heard that before.

[853] It sounds right.

[854] Yeah.

[855] Right when I was saying, I was like, hmm, that's a questionable one.

[856] Full -blown period.

[857] You don't say you have full -blown tuberculosis.

[858] Right?

[859] No. You might say full -blown herpes.

[860] That sounds bad.

[861] Full -blown herpes.

[862] Oh, yeah.

[863] That's scary.

[864] Yeah.

[865] Back in the day, dude, they used to die from syphilis.

[866] Like, people rotted out from syphilis.

[867] They got syphilis from fucking, and everybody knew they got it from fucking.

[868] And people still fucked.

[869] They still fucked.

[870] There's that new gonorrhea, full -blown gonorrhea, that's killing people that can't cure?

[871] What?

[872] Super, have you heard about super gonorrhea?

[873] Super gonorrhea is like a new thing.

[874] And they have no cure for it.

[875] You just...

[876] What?

[877] Yeah.

[878] Really?

[879] Have you heard of this?

[880] No. Jamie?

[881] I'm looking.

[882] Please Google Super gonorrhea.

[883] I haven't heard this yet, yes.

[884] No, I haven't heard of it.

[885] It's so fucked up because it's mutated gonorrhea.

[886] Imagine you're just a young person trying to have a good time.

[887] Have a little inner course.

[888] What is super gonorrhea?

[889] January 2020.

[890] Super gonorrhea has reached the U .S. Holy shit.

[891] Super gonorrhea has infected people in the U .S. says Massachusetts officials have reported two cases of gonorrhea that are resistant or less susceptible to all known antibiotics used to treat it.

[892] You live your life with green shit coming out of your dick.

[893] Dude, go low limit.

[894] So I can read about this?

[895] Super gonorrhea has infected people in the United States for the first known time.

[896] This week, Massachusetts public health officials announced the discovery of two gonorrhea cases appearing to display increased resistance to all known antibiotic classes that can be used against it.

[897] These cases were thankfully still curable, but it's the latest reminder that this common sexually transmitted infection is becoming a more serious threat.

[898] But you think nature, just when humans get to a certain number.

[899] our nature just decides to try to start killing them.

[900] See the symptoms right there?

[901] Oof.

[902] Discolored discharge from the genitals, painful or burning urination, and rectal bleeding if caught from anal sex.

[903] Yikes.

[904] Wow.

[905] When gonorrhea is left untreated, it raises the risk of more serious complications like damage to the reproductive tract in women and swollen testicles in men, both of which can lead to infertility.

[906] That's not bad.

[907] That's terrible.

[908] fine but they figured out for syphilis they figured it out penicillin again shout out to the drug dealers the pharmacy people they figured out penicillin you know shout out to the scientists bro people were dying of syphilis and now they just give you a shot right you were people were you ever seen like people dying from syphilis see what it looks like like holes in their face their noses fall off holes in their scalp like giant patches of tissue missing saying scary stuff dude scary stuff they just basically rotted away damn dude it's crazy because like that was a common thing back in the day oh yeah look at that guy's face is just rotting away oh my god look at that woman's nose at the top and middle look at the paintings of people that had syphilis too look at that one on the upper top look at the upper top with the guy with the head the bald head look at his head Those are syphilis lesions.

[909] So it's literally his head is rotting away.

[910] And there's no cure for it.

[911] Look at that girl.

[912] Her face is rotting away.

[913] And back then, you just fucking died.

[914] You know, you just rotted out and died like this.

[915] Damn.

[916] Wow.

[917] Scary shit, dude.

[918] Like, parts of your face just fall off like the walking dead.

[919] I think that's how Al Capone died.

[920] Yeah.

[921] Really?

[922] Yeah.

[923] Didn't you die from syphilis?

[924] I think so.

[925] Yep, there he is.

[926] Right there, bottom right.

[927] Oh, boy.

[928] Jesus.

[929] Famous people who died of syphilis.

[930] Go to that.

[931] Let's see what famous people died of syphilis.

[932] So, Bram Stoker, the guy who wrote Jacula, he dried.

[933] Oh, my God.

[934] Which is kind of fucked because getting syphilis is kind of like being bit by a monster.

[935] Like you're slowly rotting away.

[936] Stroke -upone.

[937] From syphilis.

[938] Late stages of neural syphilis at 48 years old.

[939] God damn.

[940] Damn, Al Capone was 48 when he went down.

[941] Damn.

[942] Wow.

[943] 48 with syphilis.

[944] Imagine.

[945] At dirt.

[946] You know, all the shit Al Capone got through.

[947] An STD took him out.

[948] One piece of pussy.

[949] They had those bullets in the circle, those Tommy gun.

[950] Back in those days, I mean, Al Capone was running the mob in Chicago.

[951] Bullets were probably flying out of them all the time.

[952] Cephalus gets them.

[953] Didn't they think he was, like, in a vault at one point in the 80s, and they had like a lot?

[954] No, Geraldo Rivera found his vault, and they didn't bother to check to see if there's anything in it.

[955] They wanted to reveal it live on TV.

[956] And so Geraldo breaks through the wall, and he goes inside with the camera, and there's nothing.

[957] Zero.

[958] So everybody was like, hanging on the edge of their seat, because it's live.

[959] It was a live event.

[960] And Geraldo Rivera was breaking into Al Capone's vault in a lot.

[961] live event and there's nothing in there haroldo rivares had a lot of rough moments well that was the roughest that was purely the ruffest but the greatest moment he ever had was on the heraldo riva show whatever the fuck the show was called when he introduced the world to the kennedy assassination video dick gregory came who's a comic dick gregory came on to the haroldo rivaara show with the footage that he had obtained of the kennedy assassination from the zepruder film so The Supruder film was acquired, I believe, by Time Life.

[962] I think they were acquired by Life magazine, and they didn't do anything with it for a long time.

[963] And then he got it, and I want to say they aired it on TV.

[964] It was at least 10 years, if not 12 years after the murder.

[965] So it was like 75, I think.

[966] And so on the show, he introduces this.

[967] There's Geraldo Overe, looking sexy as fuck.

[968] 1975 See there it goes So it's 12 years Oh it's Good Night America What it was called That was Geraldo Revere's show It's Geraldo This beautiful Maine is the host And Dick Gregory comes on And Dick Gregory brings on This other cat I don't know who the other guy is Bad guy from James Bond That's exactly That's the guy with the button Jaws Yeah What's his name Okay, so when they watch it, you could see Geraldo Rivera react to it.

[969] Let's play it because this was the thing.

[970] The thing was a lot of people at that time, they're coming off of the Vietnam War.

[971] There's a lot of people that have a massive distrust of the government.

[972] And there's a lot of people that thought that Kennedy was assassinated by more than one person.

[973] There was all these rumors of people shooting from the grassy knoll, and there was all.

[974] all these conspiracy theories, but until you watch the actual video of the assassination, there was no confirmation that something was a miss. And you watch the video and his head goes back into the left when he gets shot and you're like, what am I looking at here?

[975] Right.

[976] Like, what's going on here?

[977] Like, and he got shot in the neck as well.

[978] Yeah.

[979] That's another thing.

[980] Like, you could see he grabs his neck and then you see his head go back.

[981] And it's not consistent with this idea of a magic bullet that goes through two people and creates although it looks like he's getting hit multiple times.

[982] Right.

[983] And the brain goes back.

[984] It goes into the trunk.

[985] Yes.

[986] What is happening.

[987] This is a film taken by Marie Muchmore that leads into the Zeprooter film.

[988] It's for time continuity.

[989] The president is waving to the crowd here.

[990] And Jacqueline, of course, is sitting alongside him in the open car.

[991] Right.

[992] This is from Marvel Nix's film.

[993] This is originally 8mm footage.

[994] and they're heading now toward Elm Street.

[995] They're on Houston Street now.

[996] They're going to make a left -hand turn.

[997] It's on the corner where they're going to make the turn there that the book depository was.

[998] Now, this is the Zeprooter film.

[999] Okay, so the cars are coming along now into Daly Plaza?

[1000] Yes, these are the lead motorcycles of the motorcade.

[1001] All right.

[1002] Now, with the president and Mrs. Kennedy is also Governor Connolly.

[1003] Right.

[1004] Now, before he goes behind the sign, the president is waving to the crowd.

[1005] When he comes out from behind the sign, he is shot.

[1006] Then Governor Connolly is shot.

[1007] He's already been hit.

[1008] He's already been hit.

[1009] And now...

[1010] At the bottom of the screen, the head shot.

[1011] That's the shot that blew off his head.

[1012] Oh.

[1013] It's the most horrifying thing I've ever seen in the movies.

[1014] Now, the Warren Commission said that all of the shots were fired from behind by Lee Harvey Oswald, a lone assassin, firing out the president.

[1015] And as you could see, clearly, the head is thrown violently backwards.

[1016] Completely consistent with a shot from the front, right.

[1017] Now, this is an extreme blowup of just the president.

[1018] from the film.

[1019] All right.

[1020] Coming out behind the sign, he's shot.

[1021] He's hit.

[1022] He's hit here.

[1023] From the front, too.

[1024] From the front.

[1025] Now, Jackie doesn't realize what's happened yet.

[1026] She goes to his aide.

[1027] And now?

[1028] So fucked up.

[1029] He's hit from.

[1030] Again, the violent backward motion.

[1031] Totally consistent with 80 % of the witnesses, which said the shot came from the grassy know in front and to the right.

[1032] It's interesting to note how many people is running towards where most folks thought the shots came from.

[1033] The head goes backwards in the next film from the other side of the street.

[1034] Oh, God, that's awful.

[1035] That's the most upsetting thing I've ever seen.

[1036] We'll talk that in a minute.

[1037] Wild.

[1038] Wild.

[1039] How strong is Dick Gregory?

[1040] Dick Gregory, in 1975, bringing that film footage with...

[1041] Who was the other guy he was with?

[1042] I should give that guy a shout out.

[1043] I got to meet Dick...

[1044] You said Robert Groden?

[1045] At the end of this description, it says...

[1046] It says Robert Grotin is one of Rivera's guests.

[1047] Okay, it must be.

[1048] Must be who is.

[1049] Dick Grigree at a little comedy club in downtown L .A. Did you ever go there?

[1050] No. When was that?

[1051] It was 2014, like 14, 15, 13?

[1052] The down downtown?

[1053] Yeah.

[1054] It was Dick Gregory's comedy club, I think, it was called.

[1055] Is that the guy?

[1056] I'm asking.

[1057] It doesn't seem like this is good.

[1058] No, it doesn't.

[1059] No. Be sure.

[1060] Maybe.

[1061] Yeah.

[1062] Yeah, I guess it is.

[1063] Yeah, that's him.

[1064] Yep.

[1065] Yeah, it just looks like, he's creeping me out in that picture.

[1066] That's pretty creepy.

[1067] Well, he's seen some shit.

[1068] Imagine if you're the other guy who gets a hold of the footage, it shows that Kennedy got assassinated by a guy from the front, and you're going to show it on television.

[1069] And what a wild scramble that must have been the next day.

[1070] Did they hear about that?

[1071] What?

[1072] Did they explain how they got it?

[1073] It's a good question.

[1074] It was like 12 years later, wasn't it?

[1075] Yeah, it was third.

[1076] I believe we said it was 13 years.

[1077] It was 13 years after the assassination, or 12 years, right?

[1078] Yeah, did it?

[1079] 75?

[1080] Yeah, it was 63.

[1081] Buy someone's storage thing and start looking through.

[1082] I think they had, like I said, I think Time Magazine had acquired it.

[1083] Time Life or Life magazine, whatever it was back then.

[1084] I think they had acquired it, and they had the footage, and they didn't release it.

[1085] And somehow I know that Dick Gregory got it.

[1086] I don't know how.

[1087] But I'm pretty sure that someone had sold the footage.

[1088] The CBS lost a bidding war with time life.

[1089] So someone had it to sell it.

[1090] Mm -hmm.

[1091] But how did they find it?

[1092] I'm surprised.

[1093] They ever let it out.

[1094] I feel like the guy who maybe filmed it, or his family, perhaps?

[1095] Abrams Zapruder stood on a concrete pedestal.

[1096] He filmed the presidential 26 seconds.

[1097] That's a crazy piece of history.

[1098] After Secret Service agent promised Zapruder that the film would only be used for an official investigation.

[1099] So maybe they started at, maybe he came forward, I guess.

[1100] Zepruder gave two of the copies.

[1101] Oh, so he made copies of it himself.

[1102] Smart.

[1103] That's what it is.

[1104] Smart.

[1105] The original film was retained by Zepruder in addition to one of the copies.

[1106] So November 23rd, a bidding for the footage, lost a bidding, to Life magazine for $160 ,000.

[1107] Wow.

[1108] 1 .3 million in 2020.

[1109] $2 ,000.

[1110] CBS News correspondent.

[1111] Dan Rather was the first to report on the footage on national television after seeing it.

[1112] The inaccuracies in his description contributed to many conspiracy theories about the assassination.

[1113] His 2001 book, Tell Me a Story, a CBS producer, Don Hewitt said that he told Rather to go to Zuprooter's home to sock him in the jaw, take the film, copy it, and then return it to let the network's lawyers deal with the consequences.

[1114] According to Hewitt, he realized his mistake after ending their telephone conversation and immediately called, rather, back to counterman the offer, disappointing the reporter.

[1115] A 2015 interview on Opie with Jim Norton, rather stated that the story was a myth.

[1116] Okay.

[1117] It still doesn't explain.

[1118] Yeah, well, how did they get it?

[1119] Like, how did it end up in how really read this?

[1120] Right, but this is like, huh.

[1121] So it's hard to say.

[1122] So somebody had it.

[1123] I just don't know how Dick Gregory got it.

[1124] I don't know how the gentleman with Dick Gregory got it.

[1125] I assume he brought that guy on.

[1126] Sort of like I would bring a guest on the JRE.

[1127] Tell me what's up.

[1128] What happened?

[1129] Do you imagine back then breaking that piece of news?

[1130] Geraldo Rivera must have been shit in his pants.

[1131] Like, what have I done?

[1132] Those guys are still alive.

[1133] Right.

[1134] Like, it's not like today.

[1135] You talk about the Kennedy assassination today.

[1136] You're talking about someone who died 50s, what is it, almost 60 years ago.

[1137] It's a long -ass time.

[1138] You talk about it in 1975.

[1139] Those dudes were still running shit.

[1140] And to see that on television, like proof that the story was shady, that must have been a big fucking deal.

[1141] You know, I don't think we could ever appreciate what it's what would be like to be a grown -up in 75.

[1142] It was probably madness.

[1143] Madness.

[1144] Man. Everybody's just getting back from Vietnam.

[1145] Like, what the fuck was?

[1146] was that all about?

[1147] Right.

[1148] Disco, power bottoms, water beds.

[1149] The days.

[1150] No super gonorrhea.

[1151] And the worst cars America's ever produced.

[1152] This article about Zapruder says, after walking away, he ran into a Dallas news reporter who knew, who was acquainted with, that's Soros, who was a Secret Service agent, and they got them connected almost immediately.

[1153] Hmm.

[1154] Okay.

[1155] It says, offered to bring Sorrels to Zepruder's office.

[1156] Zepruder agreed and returned to his office.

[1157] McCormick later found Soros outside the sheriff's office at Maine and Houston, and together they went to Zabruder's office.

[1158] Zepruder agreed to give the film to Soros on the condition that it would be used only for investigation of the assassination.

[1159] The three then took the film to the television station WFAA to be developed after it was realized that WFAA was unable to develop Zepruder.

[1160] footage, the film was later taken to Eastman Kodiak's Dallas processing plant later that afternoon, where it was immediately developed.

[1161] As the Kota Chrome process requires different equipment for duplication than for simple development, Sopruder's film was not developed until around 6 .30 p .m. The original developed film was taken to the Jamison Film Company, where three additional copies were exposed.

[1162] These were returned to Kodiak around 8 p .m. for processing.

[1163] Sopruder kept the original plus one copy and gave the other two copies to Sorrell's who sent them to the Secret Service headquarters in Washington.

[1164] So they had it immediately and he held onto it for 10 years, it looks like, right?

[1165] Is that what happened?

[1166] I'm trying to, my next question, be like, how did it end up in the auction house?

[1167] Maybe he died.

[1168] I feel like that's what I remember.

[1169] I feel like I remember his family having something to do with it.

[1170] Stolley contacted him later that evening, right away.

[1171] Okay, late that evening, Zuproder was contacted at home by Richard Stolley, an editor at Life magazine.

[1172] They arranged to meet the following morning to view the film after which Zaprudev sold the print rights to Life for $50 ,000.

[1173] Soarly was repressing, oh, was representing Time Life on behalf of the publisher Charles Douglas Jackson the following day, November 24th.

[1174] Life purchased all rights to the film for a total of $150 ,000, which is $1 .3 million in today's money.

[1175] The night after the assassination, Zapruder said that he had a nightmare in which he saw a booth in Times Square advertising, see the president's head explode.

[1176] He determined that while he was willing to make money from the film, he did not want the public to see the full horror of what he had seen.

[1177] Therefore, a condition of the sale to life was that frame 313 showing the fatal shot would be withheld.

[1178] Although he made a profit from selling the film, he asked that the amount he was paid not be publicly disclosed.

[1179] He later donated $25 ,000, about $221 ,000 today.

[1180] Of the money, he was paid to widow of Officer J .D. Tippett, a Dallas police officer who was shot and killed by Lee Harvey Oswald, 45 minutes after President Kennedy was killed.

[1181] Wow.

[1182] Okay, so in 75, time sold the film back to the Sopruder family for $1.

[1183] dollar.

[1184] And in 78, Zepruder's allowed the film to be stored at the National Archives and Records Administration where it remains.

[1185] In 99, the Zepruders donated the copyright of the film to the Sixth Floor Museum at Dealey Plaza.

[1186] So I'm still confused as how they got it.

[1187] How is Dick Gregory got it?

[1188] Yeah, how did they get it?

[1189] I'll investigate.

[1190] Whew.

[1191] They're coming.

[1192] So I wonder if the one that they showed on Geraldo Rivera is the one with all the frames Yeah Is that the one with all the frames?

[1193] Oh yeah Showed that shot, right?

[1194] Yeah Yeah Huh I wonder if there's like a version That has like one extra frame Or if that's the version That's the version Without the frame omitted Either way It's interesting how like blurry it is Right?

[1195] Yeah, it looked like shit Because I thought it was the time of the video but then when they went back to the guests, the guests looked way better than the footage they were shown.

[1196] Well, he was doing on a little 8mm.

[1197] You know, they have professional TV cameras in a giant studio with crazy overhead lights and the whole deal.

[1198] You know, back then, cameras sucked.

[1199] Yeah.

[1200] They fucking sucked.

[1201] And if you're going to film something, good luck figuring out what the fuck you're filming.

[1202] But even that looked like a copy of a copy of what that would look like at that time.

[1203] Well, it might have been, right?

[1204] Yeah.

[1205] They might have given them the copy and not the original.

[1206] Who knows if, like, the duplicate was even remotely as good.

[1207] Maybe it's like VHS tapes.

[1208] Remember when you can make a VHS tape and then you can make a copy of it?

[1209] It looks like shit.

[1210] Yeah.

[1211] Or they filmed it off a TV back then or something.

[1212] Oh, yeah.

[1213] Those are the best.

[1214] Yeah.

[1215] When you would buy movies, the dudes would set up a VHS recorder in a movie theater and they would film it on the screen.

[1216] And it would like almost fit your screen, but you could buy like a brand new movie for five bucks.

[1217] And you're like, okay.

[1218] I watched multiple movies that I bought on the street when I was a kid.

[1219] And then I bought them and it's just a VHS tape of a five.

[1220] camera that some guy set up in a movie theater.

[1221] I had a copy of Pulp Fiction like the week it came out.

[1222] I thought it was like the most awesome things.

[1223] I could just watch Pop Fiction all day long in my house.

[1224] Wow.

[1225] Sounds terrible.

[1226] It was a bad copy.

[1227] They're all terrible.

[1228] They showed that guy that we looked up, Groden's copy of the Zepruder film.

[1229] So he had a copy of the Zeprooter film.

[1230] And Dick Gregory was outspoken opponent critic of the Warren Commission.

[1231] so it sounds like they had a meeting and made up a plan they like oh look what I have alright I'll go on Harado and we'll put this out to the public kind of thing it's so interesting how when you get access to information like this and you find out things about the past and you realize like there's never been a time where everybody was on the up and up never been a time like now it's kind of more in your face because it's so easy to find out things and people are finding out things so much quicker and, like, a lot of these companies and governments, they can't, like, hide things as easily.

[1232] This says that the response to this showing of the video led to that church committee, which is what outed a whole bunch of stuff.

[1233] Yes.

[1234] The investigation on the intelligence activities by the United States, which resulted in the United States House, Select Committee on Assassinations Investigation.

[1235] I think that's where M .K. Ultra came from, right?

[1236] I called the information on it.

[1237] Whoa.

[1238] I believe.

[1239] Is that where the...

[1240] I thought that was...

[1241] Freedom of Information Act, was it?

[1242] That's what this is.

[1243] This was like an investigation into all the stuff the CIA was doing.

[1244] They liked the Senate.

[1245] You know, they had a committee.

[1246] They did some wild shit.

[1247] Imagine being one of those guys is dosing people up with acid.

[1248] M .K .O .N. Yeah, there it is.

[1249] M .K .O .N. Jesus Christ.

[1250] They were doing wild shit back then, man. Just dosing people up with acid and studying them.

[1251] They think, like, one of the suspicions that comes out of the book, Chaos, is that that guy, Jolly West, who was responsible for giving LSD to Manson, allegedly, they also have this guy visiting Jack Ruby after he killed Lee Harvey Oswald.

[1252] Jack Ruby went fucking crazy.

[1253] And they think he might have just dosed the shit out of this dude.

[1254] Like he was saying that, like, Jews were on fire, and he was in hell, and, you know, there's demons.

[1255] And, like, he went, like, full nutter.

[1256] Wow.

[1257] And he did it after.

[1258] he shot Lee Harvey Oswald.

[1259] Can you imagine, like, if you want to, like, get rid of a witness, get a, like, why did you shoot him?

[1260] Why did you kill that guy?

[1261] Give that guy all the acid in the world.

[1262] Let him scream and yell, and then get him a little cancer, and it's like, we're done.

[1263] That's it, and that's what happened.

[1264] He had cancer, like, instantly in jail.

[1265] Went crazy.

[1266] Had cancer.

[1267] The whole story is really nuts.

[1268] Fox News News Peace, excuse me, Fox News, Peace.

[1269] stated in April of 1964, a psychiatrist called Lewis Gylan West, Jolly West, they called them Jolly West, visited Jack Ruby in his isolation cell in a Dallas jail.

[1270] According to West's written assessment, he found that Jack Ruby was technically insane and in need of immediate psychiatric hospitalization.

[1271] Those are conclusions that puzzlingly no one who had spoken with Jack Ruby previously had reached.

[1272] Ruby had seemed perfectly sane to the people who knew him.

[1273] Lewis Joylin West pronounced him crazy, but what West did not say was that he was working for the CIA at the time.

[1274] He was an expert on mind control and a prominent player in the now infamous M .K. Ulter Program in which the CIA gave powerful psychiatric drugs to Americans without their knowledge.

[1275] So of all the psychiatrists in the world, what in the world was that guy doing in Jack Ruby's prison cell?

[1276] Yeah.

[1277] What in the world was he doing there?

[1278] That's Tom O 'Neill.

[1279] That's chaos.

[1280] fucking great book, great book.

[1281] Really, I can't recommend it enough on Charles Manson.

[1282] It's so crazy what the CIA was doing.

[1283] They gave, they taught him how to be a cult leader.

[1284] They gave him acid.

[1285] They taught him how to take it.

[1286] They taught him how to give it to people and not take it and pretend you're taking it and then manipulate them.

[1287] I mean, that guy didn't just learn on his own out on the street.

[1288] Like, he went through a program that got him to develop this, you know, gang of hippie killers.

[1289] It's, what they did was wild.

[1290] Like, they engineered the Manson family.

[1291] It's, and that every time he got arrested, they got him out of jail.

[1292] Like, he would get arrested and people were like, well, why are you letting him out of jail?

[1293] And the sheriff would be like, well, it's above my pay grade.

[1294] They just, they just got visited.

[1295] Guy showed badges, like, open the door, let him out, shut the fuck up.

[1296] We'll be back.

[1297] Wow.

[1298] Yeah.

[1299] But that's what they did with Wydie Bulger, too, man. I mean, the history of them doing that is so nuts.

[1300] There's so many times that these agencies have had someone working with them.

[1301] That's evil as fuck.

[1302] And they let them get away with stuff.

[1303] How many times they've done that with drug dealers?

[1304] They get them to rat on all the other drug dealers.

[1305] How many times they've done that with so many fucking creeps?

[1306] Yeah, it's crazy.

[1307] The Whitey Bulger ones, nuts, though.

[1308] When people found out that he was an FBI in front.

[1309] They were like, what?

[1310] That guy?

[1311] Dude, he won the lottery twice.

[1312] Literally?

[1313] Yeah.

[1314] Won the lottery twice.

[1315] That's not true, is it?

[1316] You know how cocky you have to be when you're rigging the lottery to win it twice?

[1317] Do you know how cocky you have to be?

[1318] Google that.

[1319] I'm pretty sure it's true.

[1320] He won it once?

[1321] At least once.

[1322] I've seen him about a second time.

[1323] I feel like you won it twice.

[1324] $14 .3 million jackpot he claimed in 1991.

[1325] There you go.

[1326] What?

[1327] And what was the other time?

[1328] I hope I'm not making this up.

[1329] No, it seems like there is something else.

[1330] I feel like I'm not making it up.

[1331] And I feel like what the scam was was, it was a way to launder money.

[1332] So if somebody won the lottery, like say if you won the lottery and you won a million dollars, say, listen, I'll give you one point two, you know, and you give that ticket to me. And then now I've gotten rid of a million dollars.

[1333] I don't have to know, you know what I'm saying?

[1334] Like you can move stuff around.

[1335] That you could say this is where I got my money from.

[1336] And people can't say shit.

[1337] Crazy.

[1338] Because if you, you wouldn't even have to give them a million too.

[1339] Because the way the lottery thing works, they give you like X amount per year for like forever.

[1340] It's annoying.

[1341] Or you could take all of it at once, but you don't get nearly as much, right?

[1342] Isn't that the deal?

[1343] I always thought that I would do the longer, like just be like, I don't have to ever work again.

[1344] I'll have, you know, $100 ,000 a month.

[1345] Like, that's enough, you know?

[1346] But then if you die, do your family get that?

[1347] Yeah, probably not.

[1348] It's probably a closet cuts you off.

[1349] Yeah, so then there's that.

[1350] It's like, you know, you're not around anymore.

[1351] Yeah, we're not paying you.

[1352] What is the difference?

[1353] Like, say if you win, like, the power ball and you win $100 million.

[1354] What's the difference between the payoff and the overtime?

[1355] payments overtime gets to a hundred million but what's a payoff like if you want it all at once want to go crazy what would you say like you got coke and bullets and you're ready to go you just want to go nuts you want you know no no I want all the money if you're just like some wild dude that all of a sudden gets a hundred million dollar thing and like what is like what is it like 40 million like how much is yeah what would your percent would your you'd say 40 percent yeah I would wonder what the drop off is I'd say 50 50 50 think it's half I think it's 65.

[1356] Well, you also have to pay taxes on that half, too.

[1357] You have to think of that.

[1358] Yeah.

[1359] So you're not really getting $100 million.

[1360] So if they give you $50 and then what's the government take, I bet they take like half.

[1361] It's about half.

[1362] For something like that?

[1363] Yeah.

[1364] For something crazy, like a lottery?

[1365] Give me my piece, bitch.

[1366] $1 .35 billion to pay out was $707.

[1367] Yep, so that's about $50.

[1368] Yeah, somewhere in that range.

[1369] And then how much of that do they have to pay in taxes?

[1370] even if they pay half.

[1371] It's probably like 40%.

[1372] You imagine how many times that guy has to change his phone number?

[1373] The IRS will take 24 % off the top and the rest will do at tax time.

[1374] 24 % off the top and the rest of the tax top.

[1375] So it's tax time now.

[1376] So for the $1 .35 billion, it says they did the math on this.

[1377] Jump, skip down.

[1378] Set 60 we go.

[1379] If the cash.

[1380] option is taken at 707, you owe 169 million, 170 million in federal taxes.

[1381] Jesus, Louise.

[1382] He lost 800 of the 135, or 1 .35, you want.

[1383] That is pretty wild.

[1384] But isn't it crazy how much the government takes?

[1385] We would like 169 million, please.

[1386] That's our score.

[1387] So the government wins always.

[1388] Every time someone wins the lottery, the government wins.

[1389] That's a giant win, too.

[1390] So the setup is you get a bunch of people, they all throw their money on this thing because they're all, it's legalized gambling 100 % because no one's limiting the amount of tickets you can buy, you can go nutty, right?

[1391] People go nutty, they buy hundreds of tickets, right?

[1392] And then when you win, the government wins.

[1393] The government gets a stake every time.

[1394] How many lotteries are there?

[1395] How often does that happen?

[1396] That's a great question.

[1397] So that money is just common in.

[1398] And so you're just, the government is basically a casino.

[1399] And they get the best cut of any casino.

[1400] They can't lose.

[1401] It's not like you can win and the house pays you.

[1402] Get the fuck out of here.

[1403] That was the money that came from all you people throwing your money into this thing.

[1404] And then we get paid.

[1405] They get paid an enormous amount.

[1406] Imagine if you're running for president and you said, The government never taxes you on your winnings.

[1407] No more lottery.

[1408] Fuck they didn't play You put your heart and money into that pot JFK 2 coming this summer Can you imagine how quick they'd kill you If you tried to take away that lottery money?

[1409] That's a lot of money How many times do they have $169 million payout like that?

[1410] Like how many times is it?

[1411] What is a powerball?

[1412] How often does that take place?

[1413] There's a bunch of different ones too, right?

[1414] Twice a week Is there just one Powerball?

[1415] There's Powerball and there's mega millions They alternate it's like Tuesday, Friday Wednesday, Saturday or something like that That big one, the biggest lottery payout ever that just happened, is the guys, there's a guy saying that he stole it from him.

[1416] So there's this whole controversy.

[1417] Oh, Jesus Christ.

[1418] Well, if you were a crazy person and you decided that someone stole it from you, all you'd have to do is accuse him of it.

[1419] And the next thing you know, you're in court.

[1420] And you're in court with some fucking guy dressed like Robert William Approvaya.

[1421] That was mine.

[1422] Oh, rest in peace.

[1423] On my front porch?

[1424] I remember it.

[1425] Rest in peace.

[1426] You died?

[1427] Yeah.

[1428] Last week.

[1429] Oh, no. God damn it.

[1430] I wouldn't use him as a reference.

[1431] His, uh...

[1432] I loved that guy.

[1433] His uncle or whatever found him, though, and I guess he was sitting there with a big smile on his face, so that was positive.

[1434] He was a fun guy.

[1435] He was a nice guy.

[1436] Never shake hands.

[1437] Never shake hands.

[1438] Couldn't even give him knuckles.

[1439] He was not interested in anything like that.

[1440] He would always send me messages about you and, like, Texas and stuff like that, like random things.

[1441] Well, I used to protect him from the goons.

[1442] Yep.

[1443] The goons would always pick on him because he was, like, such an odd guy.

[1444] I was like, leave him alone, man. He's a nice guy.

[1445] He's just...

[1446] You're one of the few.

[1447] just found this out that like Brian Moses, me, you, are one of the few that he actually talked normal to.

[1448] Yeah.

[1449] Oh, I had conversations with him about marijuana because he was a marijuana advocate.

[1450] And he was an attorney at one point in time of his life.

[1451] He just had a mental health breakdown.

[1452] I don't know the extent of it.

[1453] He didn't talk about it in depth, but I love that guy.

[1454] He was a good guy.

[1455] You know, I would always have a smile for him when I saw him.

[1456] I was always happy to see him.

[1457] We always talked.

[1458] You know, even briefly, you know, he would ask me about marijuana questions.

[1459] So he just wanted to talk, make sure you're still like him, you're cool with him.

[1460] He was just an odd guy, and then he would go on stage, and he was pretty funny, man. He'd make me laugh, you know.

[1461] He would kind of do the same act forever, but I saw that act dude in, like, 95.

[1462] I saw that act back in the day.

[1463] He was around for a long time, and he would have to walk home when it was raining out, and he would take his shirts, because he wore the same shirt every day and he would stuff plastic bags inside all the linings and cover everything with plastic bags that's how he stayed dry while he's walking home he walked home he lived in a flop house in downtown and so he would walk home it was like a fucking hour and a half walk yeah just more yeah probably more yeah you do it every night that place that every time he went there so many wild characters would gravitate towards that place oh my god so many crazy people so many just just full -on nutters Robert william out ofaya there he is Boone Shaka also supposedly passed Rest in peace, Boone, sold me a lot of lighter I know, half my wardrobe Yeah, Boone was always selling stuff Come by with records and shit He won't people who bought good records from him He once, uh, he had a laptop once And I really needed one I was like brand new, I was poor as hell I'm like, what do I have to do to get this laptop Boone?

[1464] He's like, why don't you show me your dick And I swear to God I'm like, look Boone, that's gay as hell but I need a laptop I'm gonna pull because I was wearing like sweatpants at the time I'm like just peek over here come on you son of a bitch I'll give you one glance get over here and he peeked over I showed him I take the laptop I go I plug it in in the back and it was broken as hell that story has been passed around so many times I've never heard you actually talk about yeah if I was with you I'd say hey plug it in first yeah yeah yeah plug it in first you can't trust a laptop you buy off of a homeless guy that wants to see your dick that badly i want one thing and one thing only i want to see that dick there's boom oh man boom chakalaka boon's another character that was around for 25 years yeah at least yeah maybe more i remember when he first started hanging around it was weird every single night he was there this russian dude who was always sold lighters too you remember that guy yes monkey balls I saw him, I saw him right before I moved here.

[1465] Dude, that guy used to have the craziest lighters.

[1466] He'd give you a light, you sell you a lighter, and you'd press the button, and it would be like a girl's figure, and her bikini would light up in different colors.

[1467] He used to buy so many of this.

[1468] I have, like, I have two of them still somewhere.

[1469] Oh, I wish I had them still.

[1470] I loved them.

[1471] Yeah.

[1472] Because he just always had, like, a box of them.

[1473] He was, like, selling lighters.

[1474] He would come around.

[1475] He wasn't a comic.

[1476] Just a guy would hang around and sell lighters.

[1477] I never met monkey balls.

[1478] Yeah, he stopped hanging around Mincea day.

[1479] He moved on to greener pastures.

[1480] He was outside of the, what's that diner down the street?

[1481] That's where he hangs now.

[1482] Oh, does he?

[1483] Mels.

[1484] He hangs at Mels now.

[1485] Wow.

[1486] No. No, who's that cat?

[1487] Oh, is another dude named monkey balls?

[1488] Oh.

[1489] Well, our guy wasn't a comic.

[1490] No. Our guy was just a dude.

[1491] That would just hang out there.

[1492] Always had cigarettes, too.

[1493] You could buy cigarettes from him.

[1494] Oh, really?

[1495] He was that suitcase of everything.

[1496] That's hilarious.

[1497] It's such a weird fucking place.

[1498] And the fact that it was on sunset, too, like sunset's such a weird place.

[1499] That it's just, there's so many hopes and dreams.

[1500] And it's like, there was a thing about that club that no other club will ever be able to recreate.

[1501] And that thing was that, like, that was our legitimate launching pad.

[1502] Like, everybody knew that if you could get there, and if you could make it there, you could actually make it as a comic.

[1503] Like, there was this one place where it was just universally regarded as, like, an epicenter of some of the all -time greats, universally regarded.

[1504] And that it was in Hollywood.

[1505] And it was back at the time where that meant, like, you'd be in films and you'd be on television.

[1506] And it was like the stand -up was like a pathway to all these other insane worlds that Robin Williams was in now.

[1507] You know?

[1508] it was just a different place.

[1509] There's no place ever going to be like that.

[1510] No matter what we could do in Austin, it's going to be a different vibe.

[1511] No, I don't think so.

[1512] You could redo it at that club, man. That has so much magic.

[1513] You could already feel the magic.

[1514] You don't redo it, though.

[1515] You do a new thing.

[1516] You do a new thing.

[1517] But that thing, that one thing, part of that thing, the lack of organization, the way it was so chaotic, that's some of the beauty of that thing.

[1518] Right.

[1519] Some of the beauty of that thing was the nuttiness of it.

[1520] Like, that people would be hanging out in the back, smoking weed to 4 .30 in the morning.

[1521] just talking and laughing and then I'll see you tomorrow and then I'll see you tomorrow and we'd come back the next day and it was a party as much as it was like a great place to perform it was a great place to hang out with comics It really by design the patio that wrapped around was insane Like what an architectural monstrosity for artists and creativity Because that's it You're hanging out outside We know the weather's 80 degrees, you know.

[1522] It was built for that, perfectly.

[1523] It used to be before all the blizzards.

[1524] The blizzards?

[1525] Yeah, how it rained like crazy in L .A., right?

[1526] Yeah, and snowed.

[1527] Did snow in L .A.?

[1528] The mountain, it's slated and hailed, so pretty much kind of.

[1529] But Burbank, the mountains in Burbank, all snow covered.

[1530] It was weird.

[1531] It snowed once back in the day.

[1532] It was beautiful.

[1533] I was running with my dogs and it was running in the hills.

[1534] And as we were running, I was like, what is going on?

[1535] This is crazy.

[1536] And snow was falling.

[1537] I'm like, this is fucking nuts.

[1538] And I didn't even have a cell phone back then.

[1539] Or I didn't have a cell phone camera back then.

[1540] I wasn't running with one.

[1541] Someone told me that it snowed in Miami yesterday.

[1542] Yeah.

[1543] No shit.

[1544] How is that possible?

[1545] Snowed in Miami?

[1546] That's what I heard.

[1547] That's fucked up shit.

[1548] Bro.

[1549] Yeah, that's like the day after tomorrow type shit.

[1550] Remember that stupid movie?

[1551] Have you been watching that new show?

[1552] the uh yes oh my god it's great yeah yesterday i don't know it didn't just jump up to 85 degrees it does that here well i typed in my name it says 46 yeah no it didn't snow in miami bro you're on the wrong ticto we're both getting duped by ticot oh damn ticot show in michigan like look what's happening to miami and it gets 500 million views and the chinese are laughing at us yeah you're in a bad algorithm kid damn sorry i'm not even on the ticot you're on the ticot you're on TikTok?

[1553] No. It's good for laying in bed right before he sleep.

[1554] It's good for them finding exactly where you are at all times.

[1555] Yeah, and everything about you.

[1556] Good for them knowing every password you've ever devised.

[1557] It's good for knowing what two -factor authentication app you use and what your password to that is.

[1558] Mm -hmm.

[1559] Mm -hmm.

[1560] Yeah.

[1561] Yeah.

[1562] Speaking of which, they finally announced three years later that it was a lab leak out of Wuhan, the Wall Street Journal.

[1563] Everyone knew that.

[1564] Crazy.

[1565] New York Times, too.

[1566] Yeah.

[1567] Crazy.

[1568] Yeah.

[1569] Duh.

[1570] After we knew that.

[1571] Yeah, well, it's a testament It's a little weird.

[1572] It's weird.

[1573] You know what it's like?

[1574] It's like they're leaking it out slowly so that it's not something that they can never say they figure it out.

[1575] Like if they deny it, deny it, deny it.

[1576] And then it gets to this overwhelming part where everybody realizes it came out of there.

[1577] Then it looks horrible.

[1578] So you just have to like slowly do it.

[1579] Do it through the energy.

[1580] The energy department is such a weird department to do that through.

[1581] Maybe they did the cover up for the San Britain thing.

[1582] Yeah, exactly.

[1583] So what does it say?

[1584] If anyone knows about a weird leak, it's probably that league.

[1585] Energy Department finds COVID -19 most likely emerge from lab leak.

[1586] Reports say, what we know.

[1587] Wow.

[1588] Pretty crazy.

[1589] Because that's the official government now.

[1590] I mean, it's like they must have gotten approval to do that, right?

[1591] It's not like there's some rogue agents at the Department of Energy.

[1592] It's like, I know what I'm going to fucking do.

[1593] I'm going to let everybody know what his virus came from.

[1594] No, that guy's got a, he's got a boss.

[1595] It's fucking crazy, dude.

[1596] It's really weird.

[1597] It's really weird that, like, the truth slowly but surely comes out about all this stuff.

[1598] Right.

[1599] You know, and I think that's what's going to happen with East Palestine.

[1600] Yeah.

[1601] Looking into it, it says with low confidence, they have concluded.

[1602] Yeah.

[1603] Yeah, it doesn't, I don't know what that means, but they're saying it.

[1604] You know, I don't know what they mean by low confidence.

[1605] It seems so.

[1606] If you talk to biologists that talk, like when Brett Weinstein has broken down, why he's, he believes it was a manipulated virus.

[1607] He's saying that because he's a biologist who studied coronaviruses from bats.

[1608] He actually studied the very animal that he's talking about.

[1609] So when he explains why this doesn't make sense and why this, like, the structure of the thing has been altered and when he's doing it's doing it from a very scientific perspective, when you hear that, like it's duh.

[1610] And he said that at the early days.

[1611] And it got him in trouble with YouTube.

[1612] It got him in trouble with a lot of his friends.

[1613] A lot of people got really crazy about it.

[1614] They thought that it was that saying that it was from a lab connected it to China, which connected it to Trump saying it came from China, which was bad.

[1615] Because Trump said it called the China virus and everybody was like, that's racist.

[1616] And so even if you connect it to that, if you're wrong, like if you're wrong about, that like if you're the one that saying hey this is a lab leak and it's not a lab leak and you're shaming those people people get very upset at you so you have to be really fucking clear before you say it came from china for sure from a lab and then when you find out that maybe united states had a little bit involved in funding that type of research like what right crazy what i said they confirmed it was moderate confidence in 2021 yeah so the fbi says it too.

[1617] Moderate confidence in 2021, and that's a lot better than low confidence.

[1618] Moderate confidence is like, yeah, I'm pretty sure.

[1619] Four other federal agencies have concluded the pandemic began from natural transmission, and two agencies are undecided.

[1620] Oh, okay, so there's an ideological dispute within the agencies.

[1621] I wonder what the other agencies that think it's coming from natural selection.

[1622] I wonder what their evidence is.

[1623] because it doesn't seem like there's a lot of evidence that points in that direction.

[1624] Wild, the coincidence would be if it started from that in Wuhan, which had a coronavirus lab.

[1625] So weird.

[1626] What are the odds?

[1627] Remember when John Stewart went on Colbert and had that whole rant about it coming from the lab and Colbert tried to step all over it?

[1628] Right.

[1629] Oh.

[1630] Oh.

[1631] You hear of Woody Harrison on S &L?

[1632] Yeah.

[1633] Did you see that immediately after Woody Harrelson had that monologue on SNL where he's joking around about a drug company forcing you to take their drug right after it the next day there's all these hit pieces like like they were timed like this hit piece in Fox is a hit piece in Vanity Fair there's a hit piece calling him an anti -vaxxer and a stoner and sucked on cheers conspiracy theories he's pushing conspiracy theories no he's no no no no no that's not what he's doing he's a joke monologue on SNL about something that makes people laugh because you can kind of make a weird comparison to those two.

[1634] That's the only reason why the joke works.

[1635] The only reason why it works is because people are thinking it.

[1636] So for you guys to come out and say like, oh, conspiracy theory or something, doesn't it?

[1637] No, it's jokes about a possible conspiracy theory.

[1638] And the one that he's describing isn't even a real one.

[1639] He's making a joke about what the real one was like.

[1640] Maybe not the best joke maybe not the best delivery but the fact that that got this immediate response where all these people defend the pharmaceutical companies they're all jumping in and defending them like in unison they're all anti -vaxer stoner it's you know instead of saying it sucked or instead of saying hey stick to acting it's that you know no it's like they all wanted to jump in to defend the vaccine they all wanted to jump and defend the pharmaceutical companies from this anti -vaxxer, stoner actor who's talking.

[1641] It's just interesting that they all take that route.

[1642] I get criticized in the monologue, but all taking that route that's an anti -vax conspiracy theory.

[1643] Like, is it?

[1644] No, he's joking about a way things went down.

[1645] Yeah.

[1646] Like, there's a lot to what he's saying, like forcing you to take their drug.

[1647] Like, that kind of was happening.

[1648] And if you weren't getting forced, you were certainly getting coerced.

[1649] You're getting urged on by the government.

[1650] There was probably a commercial for a medicine right after them.

[1651] Yeah, probably right away, right away.

[1652] It's not like they're not spending money on all this stuff.

[1653] Like, why are we pretending?

[1654] And so when he makes that joke and he talks about them buying all the media and then all the media responds as if they've been bought and paid for, that's pretty wild.

[1655] There's so many articles written about it.

[1656] I'm like right away.

[1657] I was like, this is crazy.

[1658] I always look at both sides, and CNN had it, but also CNN is owned by the same company that owns SNL, so it's tricky because they don't want to make them look bad, but they, you know, angled it like it was him, even though what we know is that these scripts are approved days in advance.

[1659] Yeah, they had to approve that unless he went out in Dave Chappelle, it.

[1660] Yeah, he didn't.

[1661] Dave, Dave had two different monologues.

[1662] Dave ran one monologue by everybody and killed.

[1663] And they're like, this is great.

[1664] Then he goes out front of it.

[1665] Does a whole separate one.

[1666] God bless him.

[1667] God bless him.

[1668] If Woody Harrelson did that, God bless him.

[1669] But, you know, look, the fact that everybody jumped in like that was just very interesting.

[1670] I know the reporters, and I know they have to report on things, and I know that's a snarky way to get people to read your article but like that seems coordinated it's a rough one too because Woody Harrelson's a badass motherfucker so it's like someone that's hard to attack yeah everything he's done is great he's so undeniable so cool even his delivery of the thing that wasn't that funny but purposeful kind of is uh was it was good yeah it was good he's always especially for a guy who's not a comic He's doing stand -up, essentially.

[1671] He's doing a monologue.

[1672] Truly, one of the best comedic actors.

[1673] Oh, my God, man. Kingpin?

[1674] Kingpin is amazing.

[1675] I just rewatch that fucking woman.

[1676] Oh, my God.

[1677] God damn, that movie's fun.

[1678] He's throwing up every time he pictures are.

[1679] That's the Farley brothers.

[1680] Yeah.

[1681] Oh, my God.

[1682] I think that might be their best one.

[1683] That and something about Mary.

[1684] Something I just rewatch that too.

[1685] I got me of Harley.

[1686] Something about Mary's amazing.

[1687] I worked with him.

[1688] I punched up a script for him for...

[1689] Peter?

[1690] Yeah, for a new Amazon thing that came out a few years ago.

[1691] I can't even remember the name of it.

[1692] But anyway, and I told him that.

[1693] And it was like a moment, you know what I mean?

[1694] Where I had this thing loaded up.

[1695] And I go, Kingpin, by the way, I mean, I think that should have had an Oscar without a doubt.

[1696] And he goes, I've always thought the same thing.

[1697] Is that good?

[1698] He goes, I've always thought it was my best work.

[1699] He has it above dumb and dumber, too.

[1700] Oh, yeah, it's definitely better than that.

[1701] Kingpin is like, it's on another level.

[1702] It's one of the best comedy movies of all times.

[1703] time for sure and it's got showdown in it electric ride orchestra that final scene where bill murray's hair is slowly fucking going crazy i mean that's the thing when we're in the green room yeah no tell people when we're in the green room that's the song we list do oh yeah all around all around the all around the world the o2 arena that's fucking msg this is the comb over when it's flying around oh my god of the fact that it's about bowling yeah an omish it's amazing it made me want to have a bowling alley in my house that when I saw that baby I was like that's my dream how many people went bowling after they saw that fucking everybody and he's got the comb over too they make it like it's a bowling thing where these guys just are trying to keep their hair that they don't have it's amazing they're making fun of everything dude so good such a good movie it's so funny man when he has to have sex with the landlady oh yeah because he can't afford to rent and then he's throwing up you know she's the same girl and something about Mary that played the laid that tan too much.

[1704] Oh, is that the same lady?

[1705] Yeah, same lady.

[1706] Oh, my God, that's hilarious.

[1707] Isn't she in something, a happy Gilmore or something, too?

[1708] She's in, something else, I think.

[1709] I feel like she's like.

[1710] I'm sure.

[1711] I'm sure she is.

[1712] She looks so much better.

[1713] She was in Insidious.

[1714] Oh, my God.

[1715] She's in the whole insidious movie.

[1716] One, two, three.

[1717] I didn't know there was that many of them.

[1718] What's insidious about?

[1719] I don't know.

[1720] How do I not know this?

[1721] I've never heard of it.

[1722] I'm mistaken.

[1723] I think it's about the.

[1724] Those people, we talked about it with Sam and Colby, but there's, like, this couple that did a bunch of these stories, and they've made movies out of all of their interactions almost.

[1725] Oh, so this is all, like, poltergeist movies?

[1726] I think.

[1727] She's a lead in it.

[1728] Hmm.

[1729] Yeah, she plays, like, the badass lady who's, like, not afraid of this.

[1730] Oh.

[1731] Interesting.

[1732] That's so weird.

[1733] And so this insidious franchise, how long is that?

[1734] going on for a couple years for sure i've seen two of them are they good not not awful there you go 33 % it's a good little scary movie it's not a comedy it's not a drama yo you know what i saw recently that was really wild smile oh yeah have you seen smile yeah dude yeah it's fucking creepy it's a horror movie but it's good dude yeah it's good there's something really fucking creepy about it.

[1735] The marketing they did during the summer was crazy.

[1736] They had people showing up at different sporting events getting on camera.

[1737] They're just smiling people?

[1738] And they're smiling for like nine innings of a baseball game.

[1739] Oh, Jesus Christ.

[1740] They were telling me what's going on.

[1741] Is there a video?

[1742] Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[1743] That's a good way to get the fuck beat now you.

[1744] That's scary.

[1745] Yeah, that's a good way to get the fuck beat down to you in the wrong place.

[1746] Try that shit in Philadelphia.

[1747] Oh, my God, that's not good.

[1748] That's so crazy.

[1749] You know that black lady's like, what the hell?

[1750] Oh my god Oh that's so scary Dude if you see that movie that's fucking scary If you see that movie that is scary I'm telling you people smiling and scary I don't have it on the screen sorry She's just sitting in a rain delay by herself Oh Jesus Christ What the fuck is this creepy ass shit at the Yankees game Oh no Bro that would freak me the fuck out Imagine if you had anxiety And you just got way too hot and you go to the...

[1751] Yeah, that would freak me. Go to the game.

[1752] The lady's sitting there smiling.

[1753] You know how bad you...

[1754] If you want an acid and that happened?

[1755] Dude, I had a fucking mushroom cap last Monday after a show, went to see some music, and that's how I felt.

[1756] It was like, it was like that.

[1757] I had a weird one.

[1758] I had a weird little...

[1759] It was a dark little fucking...

[1760] I'm not doing mushrooms after hosting kill Tony anymore.

[1761] I learned a weird thing.

[1762] My brain's too, like, open and stuff.

[1763] Also, like...

[1764] It's hilarious.

[1765] You're probably tired.

[1766] Yeah, exhausted.

[1767] Yeah, completely.

[1768] You're thinking about going to sleep, and then all of a sudden, mushrooms like, nope.

[1769] Right.

[1770] No sleeping.

[1771] Contemplate humanity.

[1772] Yeah.

[1773] Contemplate your existence.

[1774] Contemplate your place and time.

[1775] Yeah.

[1776] No more mushrooms on a Monday for Tony.

[1777] Yeah.

[1778] I don't like it.

[1779] I've been, you know, the cool thing about moving to L .A. so young is that I had so many of those great Joshua tree trips.

[1780] And that's where I start.

[1781] And I'm like, this is great.

[1782] I'm laughing.

[1783] I can do this.

[1784] That's one thing that, like, Oregon's figured out before California has.

[1785] They made that legal up there.

[1786] Yeah.

[1787] Yeah.

[1788] Yeah.

[1789] I read a thing about how legalized prostitution lowers rapes and sexual crimes by any of, or sexual crimes.

[1790] insane percentage.

[1791] This is a new thing that just came out.

[1792] I think legalized prostitution, if we were living in a place that had legalized prostitution always, it had always existed, I think we would all be pretty cool with it.

[1793] I know that sounds crazy because you don't want your daughter, your sister, your mother to do that.

[1794] But I think that, okay, while prostitution itself is legal, many activities associate with it, such as brothels, soliciting in a public place and pimping are illegal.

[1795] Prostitution Bill 2011 was introduced.

[1796] to regulate the industry and allow brothels in non -residential areas.

[1797] Where is this at?

[1798] Oh, Australia has rules like that.

[1799] Yeah, that's like Jim Jeffries had a joke about that, about his dad going to the brothel.

[1800] But it's like when there's something like that has always existed, I think people would just, it would just be a normal thing.

[1801] But when you try to make something legal that is illegal, people think their whole life of something is being a terrible thing.

[1802] it's illegal.

[1803] Shouldn't be able to do it.

[1804] And so we have it in our head that it's a terrible thing.

[1805] Because it does have terrible consequences for some people.

[1806] Like prostitution must have bad consequences for some people.

[1807] And being involved with people intimately, you don't even know for cash.

[1808] It's dangerous.

[1809] It's weird.

[1810] It's like as much as we want to think that it's just like getting a massage, it's a little bit more.

[1811] It's a little weirder.

[1812] It's like someone's not just rubbing you to make you feel better.

[1813] They're sexually pleasuring you.

[1814] Should it be illegal?

[1815] Why would it be illegal when it's legal to just have sex with someone for free?

[1816] Like, gold digging is legal.

[1817] You could fuck some old rich guy and steal his money.

[1818] That's legal.

[1819] Like, why shouldn't you be allowed to make a deal with a person?

[1820] Like, you want a blow job?

[1821] I want a thousand dollars.

[1822] Like, that, to me, seems like a normal human right.

[1823] Whether you want to do it or not, both people are consenting.

[1824] It's crazy to you.

[1825] I think it's out of our hands.

[1826] It should be out of everybody's hands.

[1827] If two people agree and one person says, like, hey, I help you move your couch, but I want 50 bucks.

[1828] And you're like, okay, help me move the couch at the side.

[1829] I'll give you 50 bucks.

[1830] It's a deal.

[1831] Like your friend, some neighbor, whatever, it makes a deal with you.

[1832] If you say, hey, you need 50 bucks, I want to come in your mouth.

[1833] What do you think?

[1834] And he's like, all right.

[1835] Like, is that, nobody's going to care about that.

[1836] Nobody gives a fuck about male prostitution.

[1837] Zero people care.

[1838] Zero concern for the male prostitutes.

[1839] Fucking zero.

[1840] How many guys are out there?

[1841] worried about all the guys that are blowing gay guys for cash.

[1842] Fucking zero people are worried about it.

[1843] Right?

[1844] What's the filming at loophole then?

[1845] The filming at loophole is that if you're doing pornography, you could pay someone for cash.

[1846] What if it's for sex, rather?

[1847] A private collection of pornography.

[1848] Yes, you can do that.

[1849] There is a loophole, apparently.

[1850] There was some girl used to tell people that at the comedy store.

[1851] She'd tell people that, you know.

[1852] Yeah, if you do it on camera, you can pay me for sex.

[1853] And if you take them to dinner first.

[1854] For crazy, crackhead.

[1855] Yeah, but if it, you Yeah, you could, if you think about, like, gold digging is a fascinating thing when you see it so clear, when it's, like, really obvious that this, you know, 26 -year -old bombshells dating an 80 -year -old billionaire.

[1856] Like, it's hilarious.

[1857] Like, but this is a deal.

[1858] There's a deal.

[1859] Like, he has access to incredible resources, so much wealth, things you couldn't possibly imagine.

[1860] But you got to suck that old dick.

[1861] What did you?

[1862] What was the old Anna Nicole thing?

[1863] Yeah, J. Howard Marshall.

[1864] He's 90.

[1865] I'm like, don't you think he knows?

[1866] He made a billion dollars from scratch.

[1867] He knows the fuck he's doing.

[1868] He's like Leonardo DiCaprio is going to be eventually.

[1869] Yeah, Leo's pushing it.

[1870] He's pushing it.

[1871] He might want to settle down soon.

[1872] It's starting to get weird.

[1873] But it's like that's legal.

[1874] We all agree that's legal.

[1875] But if he just say it.

[1876] like flat out to her I'll pay you for sex that's illegal which is really interesting like it has to be some sort of a weird thing where he gives her money because he loves her but you know you know what I'm saying yeah it's crazy it's a little odd it's a little odd because like you can't go to like the 26 year old that marries the 80 year old billionaire and go hey do you really love him what the fuck are you doing you can't like griller you get are you committing a crime here young lady are you swindling this poor old Alzheimer's patient out of all his money by blowing him like what's going on here but nobody would stop that zero people stop that maybe the family maybe the family that thought this young flusie's going to take all the loot oh yeah that that happens for sure that happens oh they're they must be scared to death when an ankle walks in if you're like an old billionaire dude you do not get a hot nurse not a chance not a fucking chance the wife is never going to let a hot nurse in the house get The fuck out of here.

[1877] That hot nurse is going to be working on this dude going, listen, your wife's kind of a cunt.

[1878] Yeah.

[1879] Here's two black rhinos.

[1880] Let's have some.

[1881] Yeah, let's go.

[1882] I'll lock that door.

[1883] Let's go.

[1884] How much time you got left, Harry?

[1885] Come on.

[1886] I'm your nurse.

[1887] I'll tell you.

[1888] Not much.

[1889] Not a lot of time.

[1890] Let's fuck.

[1891] Just buy me a house.

[1892] That's probably what she says.

[1893] Ritchie sticks it in.

[1894] Harry, buy me a house.

[1895] This is a very generic website, but is that real?

[1896] Datebillionaire .com?

[1897] Yeah, it's real.

[1898] The largest billionaire dating site online?

[1899] It is.

[1900] Oh, my God, datebillionaire .com.

[1901] Who's it for the billionaires?

[1902] Billionaire dating site.

[1903] Date billionaires on datebillionaire .com.

[1904] Welcome to date billionaire .com, the most professional dating site for billionaire men and beautiful women.

[1905] Oh, what about billionaire women?

[1906] Listen to the way that's phrased.

[1907] Welcome to datebillionaire .com, the most professional dating site for billionaire men and beautiful women.

[1908] Is there some unprofessional dating sites for billionaire men?

[1909] I mean, what are they saying?

[1910] Not as easy to use this.

[1911] That sounds like someone who doesn't know English that good.

[1912] That's why I think it was real.

[1913] Can I see that again?

[1914] Yeah, that's tricky.

[1915] That statement, the way that's phrased, it's like, hey, where did you grow up?

[1916] This is, that's why I think it got, it is a weird thing because at the bottom it goes to this, like Sugar Daddy sites.

[1917] Yeah, it's almost like a port.

[1918] Bro, this is like one of them Nigerian cats to set up this fishing net.

[1919] I just got a virus.

[1920] Yeah, you just got a virus clicking on that.

[1921] Yeah, that's one of them scams.

[1922] Those scams are beautiful when you get those fucking emails telling you that you have like millions of dollars waiting.

[1923] All you have to do is like give us your pin number.

[1924] Have you heard of the, it's been going on before the AI stuff, but people get called in the, they'll say that it sounds like someone they know, a child, whatever it is.

[1925] I'm kidnapped.

[1926] You need to send this person money.

[1927] To the person on the phone that's getting this call, it sounds 100 % real.

[1928] I've read a lot of cases about this.

[1929] Oh, well, think about that now with AI.

[1930] Yeah.

[1931] Oh, my God.

[1932] Their first call is not to a family member to be like, is this person really kidnapped?

[1933] Do you know where they are, geolocation, anything like that?

[1934] They send money.

[1935] It's happened a lot.

[1936] You're not going to be able to know.

[1937] You're not going to be able to know.

[1938] Well, that Joe wrote thing that you were supposedly selling those supplements, that AI thing.

[1939] Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, there's one of those.

[1940] That was pretty real.

[1941] Fake one, yeah.

[1942] And then there's another one with me doing a podcast with Steve Jobs.

[1943] Yes, that sounds awesome.

[1944] It's like a full podcast.

[1945] I love that.

[1946] That's actually really funny because...

[1947] How long is the Steve Jobs Me podcast?

[1948] I think it's like 14 minutes or something.

[1949] Can you imagine if we had Richard Pryor as a guest on Kill Tony?

[1950] Oh, my God.

[1951] Oh, my God.

[1952] It would be more of a guest on a podcast Because having a guest on Kill Tony You'd have to respond to the different comedians It'd be too weird Yeah But it's something I saw yesterday Oh my God, it's a fake Conan Confusion It's using a diffusion app to make Conan Than his guest I don't know what it sounds Rogan Hosted by him and I hear you But I promise I won't malfunction And start attacking the audience or anything Speaking of malfunctioning Let's check out my dance moves I mean it's not good Yeah It is.

[1953] Every now and then, although I have to say it's a little weird to smoke with a machine.

[1954] Yeah, I can imagine.

[1955] But seriously, what can you tell us about your latest project?

[1956] Yeah, it's weird.

[1957] I have a horrible feeling about all this.

[1958] Yeah.

[1959] I have a horrible feeling that we are about to enter an error.

[1960] You will have no idea what's true.

[1961] Right.

[1962] I have a horrible feeling just watching that.

[1963] Just watching that.

[1964] I was like, that would be a really good way for us to move into some new.

[1965] phase of reality.

[1966] If you had absolutely no idea what was true and what was not.

[1967] You had no idea if someone did say that or if that event actually did take place or CGI.

[1968] Can you imagine if there's a bunch of people out there saying that East Palestine was CGI?

[1969] Morning only to find that you weigh two pounds less.

[1970] Well, I have a theory about that.

[1971] I think it's because we all have an inner fat man that comes out at night and eats all the snacks.

[1972] It's like a secret nighttime binge that we never even knew about.

[1973] his dick just pop out for something yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah it's odd but that's just the beginning man this is this is like the very first like implementations of these this is like pong do do do do that's what it's like we're going to get the unreal four engine soon you know and that's going to be really weird it's going to be very weird you're going to be able to never have to have an actor ever again for every movie you do you could just do leonardo de cap when he was 39.

[1974] You could do that over and over and over and over again, and no one will be able to tell.

[1975] Like Bruce Willis.

[1976] Yeah.

[1977] This is an alleyway from Hong Kong recreated in Unreal 5.

[1978] Oh, my God.

[1979] Unreal 5 is fucking incredible.

[1980] Was Unreal 4 the one that we were raving about before?

[1981] No. That was 5 as well?

[1982] That's 5 we've been talking about a year now.

[1983] Oh, okay.

[1984] So 5 was the one where they had the woman who was running in the cliffs?

[1985] They've been updating it too, which is well.

[1986] amazing they have the shit in VR I mean dude it's so good it's so good it's crazy the fact that this is all artificial sounds are artificial that sounds is the easiest thing I think to fake now yeah yeah but this is crazy man I mean this is crazy it's so photorealistic and the fact that these guys have been constantly at this since the 90s you know they've been like when was the very first computer game that had like a 3D like doom style engine like what was the first one was it castle wufenstein castle wolfenstein was it the first one probably i can't imagine there was one before that but i don't think there was right and castle wolfenstein was like on one very specific platform right it was it was it i think so what did i think it was like a doss game or something Ten games that came before Wolf and Stimberts didn't look very good.

[1987] Let me see.

[1988] So that was the first, Doom was the first big one.

[1989] Like when Doom, do you know what they came with the name, Doom?

[1990] Remember the movie The Color of Money?

[1991] When Tom Cruise goes to the pool hall and this guy was the local hustler, sees Tom, he's sitting there with a big smile on his face.

[1992] He's got a pool cue in his lap.

[1993] He goes, what you got in that case, boy?

[1994] And he goes, in here, in here?

[1995] And he opens it up.

[1996] He goes, Doom.

[1997] Wow.

[1998] And he shows this like...

[1999] I never heard that before.

[2000] I should play that scene.

[2001] It's a dope scene.

[2002] It's supposed to be a balabushka, which is like this very famous pool cue.

[2003] Good game.

[2004] What you got in there.

[2005] Wow.

[2006] Let's play.

[2007] Yeah, let's play.

[2008] Oh, shit.

[2009] We're gonna have a lot of fun.

[2010] What a star.

[2011] It's probably the best Tom Cruise movie of all time.

[2012] He's so cool.

[2013] The color of money, rejuvenated pool.

[2014] Mm -hmm.

[2015] That fucking thing made everybody want to be a pool player.

[2016] That made me want to play.

[2017] Yeah.

[2018] That fucking movie was great.

[2019] He played Vince, this crazy pool hustler, that Paul Newman's character, Fast Eddie Felsen, the original character from The Hustler, makes a comeback in the world of pool.

[2020] He got knocked out a pool by organized crime, and that was the end of the movie The Hustlers that he could never go back to playing again.

[2021] It was a little bit before my time, but Pool Hall Junkies hit me right at a cool place fresh out of high school, into film.

[2022] The problem with Pool Hall Junkies is they can't really play pool.

[2023] when you're watching them play pool you're like I'm not buying it right when you're watching tom cruise play pool Tom Cruise studied with Mike Siegel Mike Siegel who was also a left -hander like Tom Cruise's Mike Siegel taught Tom Cruise how to play pool like he taught him how to stroke through the ball he taught him how to get down on a shot and look like a professional pool player like you you look at him play and it's a little it's a little stiff like I'm not totally buying it but because I watch a lot of professional pool but he can play Like, you can see he knows how to run out.

[2024] He's moving the ball around correctly.

[2025] When you're watching pool hall junkies, it's like, oh, get the fuck out of here.

[2026] That's sick.

[2027] Cast is great, though.

[2028] It's just as a pool player.

[2029] There's only a couple of movies where they did pool correctly.

[2030] And the real ones are the color money and the hustler.

[2031] Yeah.

[2032] It's one of those things.

[2033] Like, you can't fake whether or not you can do it good.

[2034] It looks weird if you're faking it.

[2035] Like, if you don't really know how to play pool, you're down on a shot you look all fucking goofy and shit someone can tell right away it's got to be something you do that's like that right kind of I was playing with David Lucas I mentioned this to you I was playing on David Lucas Dave plays good he said he plays so good we were in Houston and we went to a pool hall both nights after all the shows and he doesn't get down at all he has this I mean we were literally laughing Nick was making jokes he goes he's like a he's like one of those old Wild West movies where he just where they just sling the guns out because he doesn't bend over but he's got a he's got a fucking stroke i couldn't believe it he's a lot of big guys don't bend over right yeah like if you watch um one of the this like the guy named steve miserac he's like one of the greatest of all time and he was a big guy especially later in his life he did those uh i think there were bud like commercials was some light beer commercial and uh it was him like doing trick shots on a pool table and he was a you know multiple time world champion and this in this one he wasn't too big like you could see he's like he's a big guy but see how he doesn't get down on the ball like a like a smaller pool player would like a guy who's not see that that there he is when he's very heavy late in life if you go to that picture right there we see him right there like that's what he looked like later in life wow so he got very very big he was still an amazing pool player even as big as he was And as hard as it must have been to move around the table When you watch that guy move the ball around you Like holy shit he was a master It was like he had this control of where that ball was going It's just beautiful to watch That's why you can't fake in like a pool hall junkies movie You can't fake that So like if you're telling me this guy's the killer player And I watch him bang balls around Right It's like kind of here My Instagram algorithm's been showing me crazy pool shit I saw a guy make every ball on a break It's not real It's not real?

[2036] No Damn I just get breathed Feeding videos all the time.

[2037] All these breastfeeding videos with like really, like TikToky, like sexy girls breastfeeding.

[2038] I've been just flooding my.

[2039] I'm sure somewhere someone must have once made all the balls on the break.

[2040] I'm sure.

[2041] But when you're watching those balls go on the break, one thing that's disturbing to me is that they all seem to be kind of moving in around the same speed.

[2042] That doesn't usually happen.

[2043] This one's not real.

[2044] No way.

[2045] Yeah.

[2046] See, they're all.

[2047] Well, the last one was kind of slow, but I just don't think it's real.

[2048] She's hot.

[2049] I think it's fake.

[2050] Look at it.

[2051] How'd they move again?

[2052] Oh, no, look at that right there.

[2053] Yeah, watch.

[2054] And those balls just move again.

[2055] Boom.

[2056] Yeah.

[2057] Yeah, you could see some shit.

[2058] It was like two or three.

[2059] It's missing frame 3 -1 -3.

[2060] Yeah.

[2061] They shot all those balls in the holes and filmed them going in.

[2062] But anyway.

[2063] That's it.

[2064] You've been playing pool a lot locally.

[2065] I saw you some pool.

[2066] players that saying that you stopped in it.

[2067] I just went to watch.

[2068] They had the Texas open in town.

[2069] That guy, Fador Gorsed, who was on the podcast before, I went to watch him play.

[2070] I just wanted to stop in for a little bit.

[2071] It's a long -ass pool tournament goes on all day.

[2072] Why are you showing me people are breastfeeding?

[2073] Oh, no. What?

[2074] It's in your seat?

[2075] That's your feet?

[2076] You got breastfeeding on your feet?

[2077] Why are you getting breastfeeding on your feet?

[2078] It's a lot of weird street.

[2079] Like, here, this is not the same thing.

[2080] I have never had a breastfeeding video.

[2081] We get back holes and stuff.

[2082] Jamie, what's going on with you?

[2083] It's a lot of, it's going to turn into porn.

[2084] It really did.

[2085] No, we didn't.

[2086] This is because you guys are watching this shit and clicking on it and putting your little waiver over it and all the things.

[2087] They have.

[2088] I look at shit.

[2089] A lot of Liver King stuff in there, son.

[2090] That's because I'm looking up for here.

[2091] Is that Natty?

[2092] Is that Natty liver king?

[2093] Is that what that's supposed to be?

[2094] Wait, is that a dude?

[2095] Is that him Natty?

[2096] Yes.

[2097] Yes.

[2098] There's a loophole where they're allowed to show breastfeeding videos on YouTube and stuff.

[2099] There's weird stuff.

[2100] Yeah.

[2101] Did you hear about that YouTuber that just got 10 years for it?

[2102] What happened?

[2103] She lost her job and she started putting out videos of her breastfeeding on YouTube because YouTube has this law.

[2104] It's educational.

[2105] You're allowed to show breasts like, you know, Brazilian wax or whatever.

[2106] And so she found out about that and started doing like, I'm a dirty slut mom and then pouring oil over the baby and her while doing it.

[2107] Oh, boy.

[2108] She just got sentenced to 10 years.

[2109] She blew up.

[2110] Oh, my God.

[2111] Which was the charge.

[2112] Child endangerment.

[2113] Yeah, abuse.

[2114] I mean, if you're doing that with your kid, Jesus Christ.

[2115] Yeah.

[2116] Jesus not new, though, but.

[2117] What does it say facing additional charges?

[2118] So what does it say she did?

[2119] One connected a series of sexualized breastfeeding videos involving her young son.

[2120] Oh, sexualized.

[2121] Young son.

[2122] Yeah, like putting oil on it and like.

[2123] And with captions, like, I'm a dirty slut mom.

[2124] Oh, no. That's crazy.

[2125] 37 new counts of aggravated possession of child pornography stem from the videos which were sold online included footage of Felton breastfeeding a toddler and sometimes involved her rubbing oil on herself and the child and other sexual acts to pick child pornography investigators say, fuck.

[2126] Dude, again, there's crazy people out there.

[2127] There's crazy people out there.

[2128] And if that one's your mom, like, oh, my God.

[2129] Oh, my God.

[2130] Imagine growing up to find out your mom was doing that while you were a baby.

[2131] Yeah.

[2132] I wonder why I'm so weirded out by oil.

[2133] Now, it's interesting if that baby's going to, like, be a boob guy or an ass guy growing up.

[2134] I think that's where it comes from?

[2135] Yeah.

[2136] I wonder.

[2137] How do you explain feet guys?

[2138] I heard it's from feet.

[2139] It's when you're a baby crawling around, your mom had walking by you all the time.

[2140] Oh.

[2141] And you can start getting little baby boners from your dick rubbing against the feet.

[2142] Or, yeah, or Tom and Jerry.

[2143] Baby boners.

[2144] Baby boners.

[2145] When you get your first, first bonner?

[2146] Like, what age?

[2147] What age?

[2148] That's an interesting.

[2149] I could kind of see why that might work, because, like, my mom wasn't walking around a lot when I was a little kid, and I'm not into feet at all.

[2150] I've always found it, like, very weird.

[2151] Yeah.

[2152] So that kind of makes sense.

[2153] Meanwhile, my mom does, I was drinking milk out of her.

[2154] She has gigantic boobs, and I love.

[2155] I love big boobs.

[2156] That makes sense.

[2157] Who doesn't?

[2158] It's like saying, I love money.

[2159] Who doesn't love money?

[2160] Who doesn't love boobs?

[2161] It's like, it's one of those things.

[2162] What are you talking about?

[2163] Who's like, duh, I fucking hate them.

[2164] Hate them, bro, eating they're big and juicy.

[2165] Big and juicy and excited.

[2166] It's ariola size.

[2167] You know, like a lot of people hate, like, the big giant arioles.

[2168] I love them.

[2169] My mom has the big are weird with stuff, right?

[2170] I think, do you think that comes from porn where they're staring at, like, a certain.

[2171] ideal all the time I mean like if you really give a fuck about ariola size is that really the deal breaker here I mean have you seen the small ones that look like Hans Ken nipples I don't want that Hans Kim nipples yeah it's like they're big Hans Kim has very normal respectable nipples you're dark though you've seen Hans Kim get out of the pool his little like fucking totally normal tell tell what what happened what happened help him in Florida the other day oh yeah we found out yesterday that he was at a pool party in Florida and he didn't bring a bathing suit so he went in his jeans but he did have swim goggles that he brought and a drone so he was in the swimming pool flying a drone with goggles on like what's up ladies like speedo goggles wearing jeans that sounds like a hanskim moves just so hot jeans and a Rolex in a pool in Tampa that sounds like that sounds like hans kim that's our boy that's an original never mind i said why would not buy bathing suit but Oh, no, no, no, no, that's too complicated.

[2172] Nothing makes any sense.

[2173] You got to fucking stop all logic at the Hans Kim door.

[2174] Oh, my goodness.

[2175] Just let him be Hans.

[2176] Let him swim with his pants on.

[2177] He's a maniac.

[2178] It's one of the cool things about what you guys are doing with Kill Tony is you get to see a guy go from being first -timer on stage or first -timer on Kill Tony, been doing open mics, and then if you guys like them and make him a regular, then all of a sudden they're doing a minute, Every week, they develop fans, you put them on your shows, you go on the road with them.

[2179] In Hans's case, he went all the way to arenas in like eight months of being around here.

[2180] Of being around here, what's interesting is that our last three regulars, David, Hans, and William have all been doing it about eight years, right?

[2181] But what's cool is we're kind of the last few weeks getting back to our roots.

[2182] We just gave a golden ticket to a guy named Aaron Belial.

[2183] He's amazing.

[2184] he's amazing and he has cerebral palsy no use of his left arm he can he walks fine and uh but he's mute he is he can't speak at all so he pulls he takes the microphone puts it on top of a bluetooth speaker that he already has hooked up and begins and he how does he type it in rushes he just he has a super fast thumb on his he he has it down to where like he can do like swiping yes swiping he just keeps his thumb and swipes he just keeps his thumb and swipes he just keeps his thumb and he just he just he's He moves as fast as you can.

[2185] Have you ever been able to swipe?

[2186] Yeah, but I don't like it.

[2187] I don't trust it.

[2188] And then he goes voice to text, so it just says out what he wrote.

[2189] Right.

[2190] Wow.

[2191] But what's cool is that he's only been doing it six months right now.

[2192] And he's like a savant.

[2193] So we're getting to like really reinforce good things.

[2194] And, you know, he just has like no notes at this point.

[2195] He's just crushing.

[2196] I got to see that.

[2197] I want to see, because Tom Green told me about him.

[2198] Oh, it's a...

[2199] Oh, yeah, Tom Green has a Bluetooth battery in a JBL last.

[2200] It's about 12 to 13 hours.

[2201] Tony has been taking hormone treatments to have the figure of a female tennis player.

[2202] That's true.

[2203] That's actually true.

[2204] And I'm not there yet.

[2205] Still, I need a lot more, a lot more injections to get to...

[2206] Everything about you reminds me of Peter Pan, except the fact that Peter Pan was less like Tinkerbell than you are.

[2207] He's just laying into me And also Peter Pan didn't throw Handicap people off of his stage everyone with a fucking gladiator 300 kick to the chest I will send you I will send you into Caution's way That's true And you ain't the type that she's gonna catch You know what I'm saying There was a lesbian off of behind that That's caution She's gonna take your pain and fucking shove it Where the sun don't shine Which is a lot of places This guy's a bully, fuck Yeah, he really is Are you from Canada?

[2208] Is he Canadian?

[2209] See if you had American health care I might have caught their shit early I told him last week You can really tell which arm They put the vaccine in Now Jesus Jesus Christ And he laughs and he rolls with everything His sense of humor is that of somebody That's been doing stand -up for 20 years It's insane The Green Room hang I actually ended up, I was at one of these bars, my friends were playing music and it was packed.

[2210] I mean, an unbelievable fire hazard.

[2211] People dancing on picnic table, shoulder to shoulder.

[2212] It was chaos.

[2213] I wanted to get out of there.

[2214] Everybody wanted to get out of there.

[2215] And I look and I see him leaning against the fence in the back, no drink.

[2216] Like he had just come in through the back door, can't move, can't get in.

[2217] I go, I get him a drink.

[2218] And we end up hanging out for hours having the best time because it turns out he's a great.

[2219] fucking communicator and hang because when you're at loud bars or a concert he just fucking shows you his phone yeah and you're like oh you read what he's saying instead of me going what what did you say he's all doing it one handed and he's just swiping all the words so how quick can he get a sentence out pretty good pretty good you could tell that the technology isn't where it needs to be for someone flying through their thoughts with only their thumb especially with one hand Because most people are doing it with two hands.

[2220] He mentioned last night in the green room specifically that, you know, he's hoping for advancements in the field of whatever you would call that.

[2221] And what's it cool, though, he has a lot of responses already where he does like a quick search, like, well, this is how, you know, I went.

[2222] And so I told him about making him a soundboard, but that's pretty much, you know, if you had your whole thing where it's just a soundboard where you like, you know.

[2223] Dude, talk about counting on Google notes.

[2224] Yeah.

[2225] I mean, whatever he's counting on, whatever he's using, like, that shit got to stay up.

[2226] and battery life is very important you can't just show up at a club without good battery life he has two JBL Bluetooth's fully charged hanging by his waist in case one dies he's got another one like guns like you know wow wow he was roasting me last night live on the show and I go you make one more fucking joke about me I'm gonna play music on your Bluetooth and he's so cute because like he the last couple weeks he goes are you sure it's okay to make fun of Tony I don't want him to be upset.

[2227] I'm like, oh, no, no, no, this is great.

[2228] He's amazing.

[2229] Aaron Belial, he's another Canadian.

[2230] We also have, of course, Jared Nathan, who you know.

[2231] Yes.

[2232] Who's also a Canadian.

[2233] The last two golden ticket winners, which I think there's only been 10 in 10 years of doing this show, which means you can perform it on any show if you're ever there for eternity.

[2234] The last two, I realized this last night, well, high as a kite after the show, have both been handicapped people from Canada.

[2235] Jared Nathan should tell everybody what exactly does he have?

[2236] It's called globally delayed but that basically means that he has a touch of like everything.

[2237] He's like all types of what we used to call the R word.

[2238] Globally.

[2239] So that's what it means?

[2240] He's got a little bit of everything.

[2241] Does he say globally retarded?

[2242] What does he call it?

[2243] Globally delayed.

[2244] And it's like he has a little bit of downs, a little bit of autism, a little bit of He's got a big stutter.

[2245] Yeah, stuttering.

[2246] But he's funny as fuck.

[2247] He's great.

[2248] It's hilarious.

[2249] Funny as fuck.

[2250] He's very funny.

[2251] Oh, my God.

[2252] And he's got good timing.

[2253] Like, he understands comedy.

[2254] Yep.

[2255] Yeah, it's interesting, man. It's like what you guys have done is really cool.

[2256] Because you really get a chance to see people emerge.

[2257] You know, they emerge out of Kill Tony and they have real careers.

[2258] Like, I think it's the best launching pad for beginning comics that's ever existed.

[2259] I don't think there's anything like it.

[2260] Because, like, The Tonight Show is never for comics that just started.

[2261] it was for like guys had put together like a career and then they're finally going to get their first letterman you know that's what that was it was like you're doing stand up seven eight nine 10 years by that right but this is like guys that are just starting it's such a ballsy move when you got people like ali mokovsky would go from doing a minute every week when she was like how old would she 19 when she first got on the show crazy yeah crazy to uh you know doing giant fucking places with us wild and now headlining on the road it's really weird.

[2262] It's really weird to see.

[2263] It's cool.

[2264] You know, it's like, because it's happened before where people, you've seen them go from open micer to being a successful comedian.

[2265] But it seems to happen more regularly and more, it's like there's a path.

[2266] It seems like there's an actual path now.

[2267] And that's, that's one of the things that I think something like Kill Tony provides.

[2268] It's like now people say, look what everybody's done.

[2269] Look what Hans Kim has done.

[2270] Look at William Montgomery's done look at David Lucas is done this is a fucking clear path and if you can get on that show and do well and then get on it again and do well again like dude and unlike the tonight show and America's got talent last comic standing there's no notes so you don't have to be clean you know it's just about being funny both Aaron Belial Jared Nathan William David Hans they all push the limits this is like what comedians know is you know what people want to see they When I go have fun, they want to have a naughty night.

[2271] They don't need it woke and, you know.

[2272] You can't do woke in a minute.

[2273] Right.

[2274] It's not going to work.

[2275] Uh -uh.

[2276] Like this whole idea that you're going to project your social values onto the audience and it's going to make them like you more and agree with you more.

[2277] People try.

[2278] We had a girl that came on yesterday.

[2279] She was like six foot four purple hair.

[2280] You know, I mean, it just seemed dangerous.

[2281] I'm like, oh, boy, here we go.

[2282] And then she's just talking about how she, gives the craziest blow jobs and all this.

[2283] Like, I'm like, oh, thank God.

[2284] Hoof, whoo, you get close.

[2285] That's just an odd look.

[2286] Yeah, the social justice comedy, like, you just can't really do it in a minute.

[2287] Like, you have a minute to just do the thing that you want.

[2288] What you want to do is when you see someone go up there and have a minute that fucking kills, and the professional comedians are clapping and you're clapping, you're like, that's really good.

[2289] Like, how long have you been doing it?

[2290] Like, that's what everybody wants.

[2291] And if you can get that going, man, Like, that's, it's a beautiful cornerstone to comedy because it's like the perfect, like, the perfect launching path, but also like the perfect, like, I don't want to say battleground, but it is kind of a battleground from your own ideas.

[2292] Like, you've got to figure out how to really just make it funny.

[2293] You really got to, like, when you're putting a set together, maybe you try it one time and you realize it's too, just too much words, or you're setting it up, or it's too clunky, you know, you'll figure it out.

[2294] But you're duke it out with all these other people that are trying to do it, too.

[2295] There's like a lot of pressure.

[2296] So you're only gonna get one minute and there's 100 people plus signing up for a few spots.

[2297] And you know, it's random.

[2298] Like when you decide to reach into that bucket, who the fuck knows you're gonna get?

[2299] You're just looking in there, you're not even looking.

[2300] You look at, you know, just putting your hand in there, pulling something out.

[2301] Where we found every single one of them was on a piece of paper.

[2302] It's totally random.

[2303] And some guys get to go up more than once.

[2304] And some girls get to go up more than once.

[2305] And it's, it's a building ground like that's not like anything else that's ever been around before.

[2306] It's beautiful.

[2307] What's, I mean, just last week we had Roseanne on.

[2308] And she's telling these people, one after the other, the most perfect advice, just clear -cut, like, wisdom that you just cannot make up.

[2309] You can't write it.

[2310] And even the people that were doing good, she's like, yeah, you could do good doing jokes like that.

[2311] Or that tells me that you could do even better by looking within yourself, you know.

[2312] If you're doing that with being that surface level, then what do you really have inside?

[2313] You know, and she was just crushing.

[2314] And who better in the world than Roseanne Barr, someone that literally did that?

[2315] She took her own thing.

[2316] She wasn't like everyone else.

[2317] She still isn't like anyone else.

[2318] And, you know, she showed that you could have a crazy career by just being yourself and writing what you know, the story that you can tell.

[2319] Yeah, it's a cool thing to have, man You guys have put together something really cool She offered a full -time mentorship to that Aaron Belial kid A mentorship Yeah, she goes, you can call me anytime I'm gonna give you my number Whoa And he literally, they literally did He asked me yesterday, he's like, you know When do you think I should hit up Roseanne?

[2320] Do you like how you use your thumbs?

[2321] Yeah, yeah Oh yeah, I didn't even realize I did that Jimmy Carter thing is that That's awesome Yeah Beautiful It's been cool having Ron White around too yeah yeah the godfather hell yeah he's a such an important person yeah you know such an important guy to have around too and he's always working on new stuff always working on new stuff it's one of the cool things about Ron White never sleeps couldn't believe it he was last week I saw a new 10 minutes I'm like fuck yeah new notes he's excited he's energized about comedy he's really excited about the club opening too he's he's pumped it's happening it's why Yeah, hanging around there today was eerie.

[2322] Yeah.

[2323] Why is that?

[2324] Because it just feels so real.

[2325] Yeah.

[2326] I mean, it's like about to happen.

[2327] We've been talking about this for two years.

[2328] You know, we had a place originally, and that fell apart, and then we found this perfect spot, and then we've realized that we had to renovate it and do it the right way.

[2329] We'd get one shot at this.

[2330] Let's not half -ass this thing and half open it up all fucked up.

[2331] Let's do it the best we could do it.

[2332] It's so you, also.

[2333] There's so many little touches.

[2334] that you know like quotes with Diaz on it and stuff like that yeah there's a quote right when you're leaving the green room it's in neon and it says get it together bitch Joey used to say that every time you're got to go on stage get it together bitch and the bar in it is so beautiful no spaceships yeah it's it's pretty dope we're excited so that'll be happening soon and and we were going over where to do kill Tony there yeah yeah it's we're hanging out there today and that's the front it's pretty wild love it they did an amazing job putting this together so any day now we go very exciting very excited yeah it's pretty wild um it's been a lot of fun boys hell yeah it's been a lot of fun we i'm glad we're all out here together yes really are i'm glad we're all out here together and there's so many of us now it's like it's such a good community We're so lucky We're so lucky that we picked the right time And the right place And it all came together Like there was a giant magnet Drawing us here Yep It's a blast It's been really fucking fun And what you guys have done With Kill Tony's been amazing Going there on a Monday night And watching that rabid crowd I mean you guys have Some of the most Excited fans They're so pumped for those shows It's like I mean when I was there People had flown in from Berlin Like, what?

[2335] You guys flew in for Berlin?

[2336] It's nuts.

[2337] It's weird when you get to think about where you guys started, you know?

[2338] Remember those belly room shows?

[2339] Yeah.

[2340] I remember doing those back in the day.

[2341] And to go from the belly room to what's happening now?

[2342] Holy shit.

[2343] A small room at the ice house, I think, was your first appearance.

[2344] I think you're right.

[2345] The little room.

[2346] That's right.

[2347] Oh, my God.

[2348] Have you seen the ice house rebuild?

[2349] No, I haven't.

[2350] It just opened back up.

[2351] It looks like a whole different place.

[2352] where my studio used to be.

[2353] I think they made that, like, a whole, like, waiting room.

[2354] Like, they just did everything brand new.

[2355] They spent millions of dollars.

[2356] Oh, yeah.

[2357] Well, the Lakers guy has tons of money.

[2358] Is there a video what the new Ice House looks like?

[2359] Yeah, I think on their Instagram, they had it.

[2360] I was worried that they were going to ruin that room because that room was so good.

[2361] It really was.

[2362] Yeah.

[2363] I don't know what they did.

[2364] I hope they didn't glitz it up too much.

[2365] There was something about that room.

[2366] There was the grittiness to that room that was similar to the greediness from the comments.

[2367] story just different it's like the suburb version yeah you know there's like a look how beautiful it is yeah was that margar show she's so funny i like and so what does it look like uh outside of the stage because the stage it's hard to see yeah they they had like a video like of them walking around uh bill burr was just there the other day hmm yeah i think it's before this if it's there is So it's been open for how long now?

[2368] About two weeks, I think.

[2369] Good lineups.

[2370] Yeah.

[2371] Bill Burr, Pete Holmes.

[2372] I was supposed to go out there.

[2373] That's where I used to do the secret show all those years.

[2374] That's where a thunder pussy started to.

[2375] Thunder pussy, which I want to bring back.

[2376] I think about that fucking name, and I'm just like, I'm going to make that something.

[2377] Yeah, that should be something.

[2378] Thunder pussy was one of the best names ever.

[2379] My favorite It's been a wild ride, boys I'm excited Like I said I'm excited we're all here together I'm excited that we're all here together In this weird Very unusual moment You know I get to enjoy this It's a lot of fun But I just want to say thanks for coming on It's always great to hang with you guys And genuinely as a fan of comedy I think what you guys are doing With Kill Tony is It's huge It really is It's like one of the best places ever for a person to start out and do stand -up.

[2380] Thank you.

[2381] Thanks.

[2382] Thanks for making it.

[2383] All right.

[2384] Bye, everybody.