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[0] This is exactly right.
[1] Hey, this is exciting.
[2] An all -new season of only murders in the building is coming to Hulu on August 27th.
[3] Steve Martin, Martin Short, and Selena Gomez are back as your favorite podcaster, detectives.
[4] But there's a mystery hanging over everyone.
[5] Who killed Saz?
[6] And were they really after Charles?
[7] Why would someone want to kill Charles?
[8] This season, murder hits close to home.
[9] With a threat against one of their own, the stakes are higher than ever.
[10] Plus, the gang is going to Hollywood to turn their podcast into a major movie.
[11] Amid the glitz and glamour of Los Angeles, more mysteries and twists arise.
[12] Who knows what will happen once the cameras start to roll?
[13] Get ready for the stariest season yet with Merrill Streep, Zach Alfinacus, Eugene Levy, Eva Longoria, Melissa McCarthy, DeVey, Melissa McCarthy, DeVine, Joy Randolph, Molly Shannon, and more.
[14] Only Martyrs in the Building, premieres August 27th, streaming only on Hulu.
[15] Goodbye.
[16] Hey, you guys, at the end of this show, we've got an exciting announcement to tell you about, so please stay tuned and listen to it.
[17] It's for you.
[18] Goodbye.
[19] Oh, there?
[20] There and welcome.
[21] And welcome to my favorite murder.
[22] The Minnesota.
[23] Where we tell you stuff that you are telling us first.
[24] It's a retelling of your telling.
[25] A gritty reboot.
[26] Like a reenactment.
[27] Yeah, but verbal.
[28] Mm -hmm.
[29] Not audio.
[30] I've been watching so much Schitt's Creek.
[31] I started it.
[32] And, oh, you did?
[33] Yeah, we started it finally because we didn't want to let you down.
[34] Thank you.
[35] because I won't stop talking about it.
[36] Now I've started talking like Moira.
[37] Like by myself to the dogs.
[38] So I'm like, Alexis, get out of the kitchen.
[39] I can't stop it.
[40] Anyway, that's not this show.
[41] We're a different show.
[42] This isn't Schitt's Creek.
[43] No, it's not, but, oh, imagine if it were.
[44] David.
[45] Okay, do you want me to go first since I always do?
[46] Do it.
[47] The first, email I have here.
[48] The subject line is, my dad is a cult lawyer.
[49] Oh, fun.
[50] Okay.
[51] Hi, Georgia, Karen, Stephen, and pets.
[52] So the other night, I was listening to a podcast called Colts to fall asleep, and I listened to an old one about the 12 Tribes cult, started by Albert Spriggs.
[53] Have you listened to Colts?
[54] No. I'm going to now.
[55] Straight up listening to Colts now for my Thanksgiving guys.
[56] Thanks for the recommendation.
[57] Thanks so much, David.
[58] I'll give you a little background because it's relevant.
[59] Okay.
[60] I was scared that when I first read this, that, um, we had done the 12 tribes cult and I was like, should I have no memory of this whatsoever.
[61] Don't remember that.
[62] I felt real scared and sad and lonely as Briggs started the cult in the late 1960s.
[63] He taught his followers that all other religions are satanic.
[64] I'm into that.
[65] Kind of true.
[66] And that Satan must be beaten out of children.
[67] Oh.
[68] Before they turn four of adult members.
[69] I'm not on board anymore.
[70] I, that's sickening.
[71] The community refuses all medical help, so some children have died from the beatings.
[72] To make money, Spriggs opened up food stores called the Yellow Deli all over the country, which sounds oddly familiar.
[73] I'm thinking of the Hello Deli from David Letterman's show.
[74] Forget it.
[75] It's just a rhyme.
[76] It's not the same thing.
[77] Can you tell I'm wearing my pajamas right now because I'm wearing my pajamas.
[78] It's tired.
[79] gorgeous house right now.
[80] It's tired today.
[81] It's tired outside today.
[82] It feels tired today.
[83] So excuse us.
[84] Excuse me while I kiss this guy.
[85] Um, okay.
[86] Members of the cult, including children, worked for free there at the Yellow Deli for up to 12 hours a day.
[87] Sprags purchased single family homes and would house up to 40 members in one home.
[88] No. The cult had so many allegations of child trafficking.
[89] Over time, the cult changed the names of its deli's to shake the tail of the people who were catching on.
[90] All of this sounded oddly familiar to me. We have a bakery in the town where my dad's law firm is called the Blue Blind's Bakery.
[91] The people there are odd but friendly and they dress really old -fashioned.
[92] I just thought the children that worked quietly in the back were their children.
[93] Oh, no. Because it's a, quote, family -run business, end quote.
[94] Yikes.
[95] I had been going to this bakery with my dad since I was an infant, so I texted him about it.
[96] Turns out, not only does my dad know that the Blue Blinds Bakery is part of the 12 tribes cult, but it gets worse, he's their commercial real estate lawyer.
[97] And there's five full exclamation points after that.
[98] I agree with those.
[99] He helps them buy and sell houses and bakeries to this day.
[100] No. He told me that three years ago, they invited him to Thanksgiving and asked him if he had any young children.
[101] No. so much for you're in a cult call your dad SSDGM Hanna Holy shit That's the best Fuck Very fuck That's That's like You know What do you do then?
[102] What do you do?
[103] What do you do?
[104] That's your dad Fucking shit up for people Don't do that dad But you know all cults have to have They have to have commercial real estate lawyers They have to have arms dealers you know cults this is the business cults do this guy's trying to make a living as my dad always says there's no shame in a paycheck unless you're helping a sadistic fucking cult a child beating a cult that's based on child beating yes you might want to look into pulling your your interests out of that you might have some shame in that paycheck there might be some shame and there also might be repercussions later yes from the business you're yeah yeah yes Yeah.
[105] Hi, Karen and Georgia and Steven and pet crew.
[106] I came to the meet and greet in Austin, but got so nervous I wasn't able to tell you my, tell you our murder meat cute.
[107] Oh.
[108] What's that?
[109] A meat cute is that thing that they do in a movie where it's the way they figure out how to bring the guy and the girl or whoever together.
[110] So it's like, he's roller skating and then he roller skates by and falls down.
[111] And that's how those two guys meet in that movie.
[112] That's the meat cute.
[113] Meat cute.
[114] Oh, I didn't know that.
[115] Well, this is called Murder Meat Cute.
[116] Okay.
[117] Thank you for an incredible show and all you do.
[118] My husband and I used to live in L .A. Soon after we started dating, he was about to go on tour with his band, and we were going to hang out one last time before he left.
[119] I don't know.
[120] Has to know.
[121] I was watching a show at the Echo Plex.
[122] Oh, we know that.
[123] I've been there.
[124] And planned on meeting my future husband after the show.
[125] As I was enjoying Beach House, do you know them?
[126] Yeah.
[127] They're good.
[128] Yeah.
[129] I received a text that said, don't come over there was just a murder what i thought to myself yeah right if we didn't want to hang out he could have just said so he lived off i also take murder personally and figure out a way to make it seem like i'm unattractive because people get murdered in other parts of the city he lived off melrose in the area close to korea town it turned out he wasn't just trying to make an excuse he was the only witness to a murder outside his apartment while smoking a cigarette you got to quit smoking kills You got to quit smoking.
[130] In so many ways.
[131] Not knowing it was gang violence and to not get involved.
[132] He gladly jumped in a police car and drove around trying to help the police identify the killer.
[133] After he returned from his small tour, he noticed a gold car that would drive slowly by the apartment daily and soon decided it was better to stay with a friend.
[134] You can imagine his stay on a friend's couch wasn't great for our impending relationship, but he texted me soon after Thanksgiving that year.
[135] And it turned out the murder was not just an excuse.
[136] It really happened.
[137] Obviously, I wanted to know everything and ended up marrying him.
[138] Because it would take so long to tell the story.
[139] Let's just get married.
[140] Yeah.
[141] Seriously, thank you for all you do.
[142] I'm a therapist who works with a lot of trauma, and so I can't tell you how many of the folks I see are murderinos.
[143] Somehow, for those of us who experience traumatic events, it's helpful to go over these horrific crimes to calm our own anxiety.
[144] Of course.
[145] To do it with humor is that much better.
[146] SSDGM, Elise.
[147] Nice.
[148] Neat cute.
[149] Murder.
[150] A meat cute.
[151] also one that's right here we could we could picture it happening to them in our own backyard finally something we can be interested in that happens at the Eucoplex we our friend my friend April Richardson made me go to a Smith's night at the Echoplex one night and I was like this is great sure that'll be really fun I sat against the wall the entire night she's like what are you doing let's party and I was just like I can't what am I doing.
[152] I don't want to dance at a club.
[153] I'm almost 65.
[154] Yeah, you go to get in a discount.
[155] Together, don't they have a senior discount?
[156] Why didn't they drop my meals on wheels off to me at the club while I was there?
[157] This is, I won't read you the subject line.
[158] It's a giveaway.
[159] Hi.
[160] So about a month ago, I got my mom drunk on a bottle of wine and since that's the only way we can bond as adults, I got her to tell me a lot of family gossip.
[161] Oh, that just hit me real hard.
[162] I get it.
[163] Yep.
[164] I can relate.
[165] My dad's family is super Irish, super Catholic.
[166] So of course, everyone has some shit that they just push deep down, which is why I never heard this story before.
[167] Growing up, I had an aunt, let's call her Emily, who was married to my uncle, let's call him Josh, for most of my childhood.
[168] Then one year, my Aunt Emily didn't show up at Thanksgiving, and I never saw her or heard anything about her ever again.
[169] Very Catholic.
[170] Apparently, a few years after they adopted the kids, the FBI, showed up at my uncle's office.
[171] They told him that he couldn't go home and that the officers were at his house picking up the kids as they spoke.
[172] When he asked what was going on, they told him that he couldn't go home because, and this is in all caps, my aunt hired a hit man to kill him.
[173] What?
[174] Turns out Aunt Emily had met some guy from Egypt on Facebook and they fell in love.
[175] What the fuck?
[176] It's like, why can't that ever happen in me?
[177] he said he wanted to move to the U .S. to be with her but they had to get rid of Uncle Josh first so as one does they decided to kill him instead of getting a divorce like a normal normal person for question marks this guy promised to help hire someone to take care of it and the only reason anyone found out was because my aunt Emily told a friend of hers that this was going down Jesus side note why are there so many loose -lipped murderers around do they think everyone else is on board The friend went right to the cops Who promptly arrested her My uncle and the two kids Show up around the holidays every year But now I know why Aunt Emily disappeared Anyway, I can't wait to see you guys In Denver the spring, Kristen Did she go to prison forever?
[178] Or did she move to Egypt and marry her lover And that love was meant to be Oh, that was the one that was meant to be Not the other one They moved, yeah, exactly That's how she went out They live in an apartment Inside the Sphinx You know those beautiful apartments I built they have these loft spaces in the sphinx that the view is amazing high ceilings super high ceilings it's really cold and damp haunted as fuck yeah with a fucking egyptian cats cat ghosts okay thanksgiving in jail with cinnamon brown oh yes right hi guys and uh cinnamon brown is the the murderer that i did a couple weeks back where she killed her stepmom and then hit hidden in the um what's it called doghouse right oh I'm so sorry I thought you meant the sex worker who got Hugh Grant got caught with in the early 90s is that her name nope well now I don't want to read this it's gonna be so disappointed no no no I'm so sorry I really don't want to disappoint you I just really love Hugh Grant I thought you just liked that story a lot I was like oh Karen's really no no that was a tragic story because it was the little girl whose father tried to kill her into killing her stepmother yeah no it's super fucked of it so okay here we go okay when I was a teenager and then it says I'm the exact same age as caring with an older sister and lived in Santa Rosa California we were basically twins I am an ear nurse instead of a comedian though but I have lots of funny gross and terrible stories too amazing that was her side note just total parallel Life.
[179] Parallel.
[180] Anyway, my mom and stepdad worked at the California Youth Authority, the Juvie from the Cinnamon Brown story.
[181] Many times my sister and I would go to super weird work functions that involve the inmates like holiday potlucks in the yard.
[182] Over the years, my stepdad became really close with cinnamon and one Thanksgiving.
[183] He insisted that we eat dinner at the CYA and specifically with cinnamon.
[184] Since she and I were basically the same age, they made us sit next to each other as if we had a lot of stuff in common.
[185] But she asked me a bunch of questions about how school and stuff, and it wasn't too bad.
[186] But at the end, she told me to wait and she, and she got, somehow got a bag of her belongings that were stored at the CYA and proceeded to give me some clothes.
[187] It was really weird, but there was no way I could say no because I knew she still had years to go in jail.
[188] Not long after that, I moved to San Diego to go to college, and it turns out a pair of jeans she gave me fit really well, and I wore them for years and actually cut them into shorts a few years later.
[189] It was the early 90s.
[190] And a pair of boots from her turned into to a pair of go -to shoes for me for years.
[191] So there I was walking around San Diego and this young convicted killers hand me down jeans and boots with my big hair in 70s crop tops getting an education.
[192] Definitely the beginnings of a murderer.
[193] Love to you all, Becky B. That's so fucking sad.
[194] I know.
[195] It's like she's not going to get out of jail.
[196] So it's like, please take these clothes and live a life.
[197] Right.
[198] I went into jail as a teenager and these were the clothes that came with me because I was a teenager and I'm going to be here forever.
[199] So you should take them and wear them.
[200] now.
[201] And go be a teenager in my boots and shorts and jeans.
[202] I know.
[203] She did it.
[204] Yeah.
[205] Well, I mean, what are you going to do?
[206] God, that's doesn't seem fair.
[207] But she got out and she's got like a family now and stuff.
[208] Oh, good.
[209] Yeah, yeah.
[210] I forgot about that part.
[211] She probably wants her boots back.
[212] She should show up at that girl's door and be like, why the fuck you cut up those jeans.
[213] That was not part of the agreement.
[214] I said you could borrow them.
[215] You don't cut jeans up.
[216] it's not the 90s what do you damn it god we used to wear jean shorts with black tights and boots oh yeah constantly that was the first thing I wore to high school my first day of high school with a Jane's Addiction shirt yeah and a collar yeah that was a dick you must have really like kick the door open that day with my purple docks high school high school and I ditched like to go smoke cigarettes because I needed a cigarette so bad at 14 I got to go get a smoke.
[217] Oh, girls.
[218] I'm jonesing for nicotine.
[219] One of your husband's best, my favorite tweets of Vince's, is at every high school there was a smoking tree.
[220] There was.
[221] There was.
[222] It's the truth.
[223] Oh, he's funny.
[224] He's a funny man. Hey, this is exciting.
[225] An all new season of only murders in the building is coming to Hulu on August 27th.
[226] Steve Martin, Martin Short, and Selena Gomez are back as your favorite podcaster, detectives.
[227] But there's a mystery hanging over everyone.
[228] Who killed Saz?
[229] And were they really after Charles?
[230] Why would someone want to kill Charles?
[231] This season, murder hits close to home.
[232] With a threat against one of their own, the stakes are higher than ever.
[233] Plus, the gang is going to Hollywood to turn their podcast into a major movie.
[234] Amid the glitz and glamour of Los Angeles, more mysteries and twists arise.
[235] Who knows what'll happen once the cameras start to roll?
[236] Get ready for the stariest season yet with Merrill Streep, Alfenakis, Eugene Levy, Eva Longoria, Melissa McCarthy, Devine, Joy Randolph, Molly Shannon, and more.
[237] Only Martyrs in the Building, premieres August 27th, streaming only on Hulu.
[238] Goodbye.
[239] Karen, you know I'm all about vintage shopping.
[240] Absolutely.
[241] And when you say vintage, you mean when you physically drive to a store and actually purchase something with cash?
[242] Exactly.
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[266] Goodbye.
[267] Hey to my lovely MFM ladies, Stephen, and Animals.
[268] The night before Thanksgiving is a huge party night in our town.
[269] Yeah, same in my town.
[270] As the college kids come home and everybody meets up at the bars.
[271] We had gone out with friends.
[272] She is married to a cop.
[273] Okay.
[274] So she's privy to a lot of information.
[275] She's privy to information and hear stories and stuff.
[276] So she goes out with friends and then he, and it says in parentheses, he was off duty, don't worry.
[277] And when the bars closed, we decided to go to an after party at a friend's house.
[278] Before going there, we stopped at a gas station.
[279] because, you know, beer and sigs, and I ran inside to get our goods.
[280] He got out of the car to talk, and when I came back, I noticed my purse was gone.
[281] He said he saw a girl leaned down next to our car, but thought that she just dropped something.
[282] As it so happened, the car she was in was pulling out of the parking lot, and he told me to follow them.
[283] So here I am, a little 23 -old girl chasing some car down a residential street in a Pontiac Grand Dame, trying to get my purse back at two in the morning.
[284] the road came to a fork and I went left and thought I lost them.
[285] He told me to turn around and when I did, lo and behold, here they come around the corner from the right side of the fork.
[286] My husband then took the steering wheel and jerked the car in front of theirs and jumped out.
[287] The girl was in the passenger seat and she got out with my purse and said she took it and was sorry.
[288] At the time the driver took off, at that time the driver took off with her door still open and drove around her in the yard of a house and left her there.
[289] Yes, he fucking left her there.
[290] My husband identified himself, asked her what her name was, handed me my purse, and told me to call the police.
[291] When I reached in to get my cell phone, she snatched my hand and told me no. He then took her by the arm.
[292] She elbowed him in the face and took off running.
[293] So, of course, he ran after her.
[294] He tackled her in the front yard of another home while I was frantically calling the cops.
[295] And then she then, out of nowhere, pulls a fucking shampoo bottle out of her coat and starts hitting him on the head with it.
[296] Where the fuck did that come from?
[297] A few minutes later, the driver comes back down the street because apparently he can't leave it alone.
[298] And my husband recognizes him from prior arrests.
[299] He tells him to stay in the car and the guy knew who he was and then he was a cop.
[300] So the cops finally show up and take her to jail, search the car, and check to see if the driver has warrants.
[301] They just so happened to find a gun in the car.
[302] And he also went to jail.
[303] We totally stayed sexy and didn't get murdered.
[304] SSDGM Also never trust a bitch that hits you with a shampoo bottle Missy That's the craziest story I've ever heard It's so crazy Should I do one more?
[305] Quick one Yes Okay I'm not going to tell you the name of it Hi I meant to send y 'all this story back in November But forgot until this week's minisode For some reason the story The story that the dude laying down In the movie theater reminded me of the story Remember that one?
[306] On Thanksgiving my cousin told me This story while we were sitting on the couch waiting for dinner.
[307] She was pretty cavalier about the whole thing and promptly gathered, and I promptly gathered the entire family and made her repeat the story to the larger group.
[308] The story is as follows.
[309] When my cousin was in college, she volunteered at a university health center on weekend nights.
[310] Essentially, she and a couple of students would sit there with drunk kids and make sure they didn't choke on their own vomit or die or whatever.
[311] Nice.
[312] A job that in 2018 seems like it would go against many social health regulations.
[313] One night, a male co -worker at the health center offered them apple juice and a snack, and the girls accepted.
[314] A half hour later or so, my cousin and her fellow volunteers found themselves projectile vomiting in the bathroom.
[315] Uh -oh.
[316] Not thinking much of it, the girls chalked it up to rotten apple juice.
[317] I don't think that's the thing.
[318] I don't either.
[319] Rotten apple juice.
[320] You know.
[321] It's dark brown apple juice.
[322] Yeah.
[323] It's green.
[324] Foam on top.
[325] Until at one of the volunteers' meetings, they realized that a ton of the girls had gotten and sick while working there on multiple occasions.
[326] It turns out that the worker who gave them the juice, ready for this in all caps, yes, had a vomiting fetish and had been spiking the apple juice with Ipacac.
[327] What?
[328] What a terrible fetish to be burdened with in your life.
[329] How fucking gross is that?
[330] All of it.
[331] Yes.
[332] Wait, let me go on.
[333] and would then presumably stand outside of the bathroom and listen to the girls yak.
[334] The guy was fired and my cousin said that she was supposed to testify against him in court, but that she ended up being too lazy and never went.
[335] She also mentioned that she told my aunt and uncle at the time, who were concerningly casual about the incident.
[336] However, it seemed too bizarre of a story not to submit to you guys, SSDGM, Sophia.
[337] How fucking bananas.
[338] So something happened early on, perhaps.
[339] Perhaps that made him get a boner when he heard people puke?
[340] Well, so I knew a girl who had a ton of little younger siblings, a woman who had a ton of younger siblings.
[341] And she remembered every single time her mom was pregnant would have violent morning sickness.
[342] Yeah.
[343] And so she had a real big phobia of vomiting.
[344] Like you couldn't, she had to like leave if you even mentioned it.
[345] Yeah.
[346] So I wonder if he had the opposite where he got a boner every time his mom was pregnant.
[347] Yeah.
[348] or maybe one million other possibilities that are awful because let's think of all of them well but here's the thing like when you know um in like a terrible movie or tv show when they have someone vomit and then they feel the need to actually show some poor like prop guy has to throw a cup of beef stew into a toilet because they need to for some reason make it real yeah or like you have to like they have to wipe their face because there's something on it it's so gross to me and makes me want to puke immediately that I don't have to leave like you're fine but it it's like I'll mute it if I can get really really quick yeah because it's just like it makes me think I'm feel like I'm going to throw up and think it it's disgusting the idea it's such a strange like human reflex that's so gross yeah the fact that all of that is being sent in a different direction to being aroused by it is very difficult to understand very and the smell and the smell and the and the and the projectileness of it all and epaicac and it's it does it till your stomach is just empty oh no yeah it's for kids who ate poison oh yeah so send us your fucked up stories no we're never talking about puking again uh is that it oh i think it is okay let's end on vomiting that's please always uh send her stories that art about puking to my favorite murder at Gmail.
[349] And thank you for sharing with us, especially you and Missy you really nailed it.
[350] Stay sexy.
[351] I don't get murdered.
[352] Goodbye.
[353] Oh, I'm sorry.
[354] How does you want cookie?
[355] Oh.
[356] Wow.
[357] He did it for you.
[358] That was exciting.
[359] Hi.
[360] Hello.
[361] It's Georgia and Karen.
[362] And we are excited to tell you that we are launching our new podcast network exactly right.
[363] Yes, we're very excited.
[364] to tell you guys about it.
[365] We've chosen a bunch of shows specifically with murderinos in mind, and we can't wait for you guys to hear them.
[366] There's going to be more true crime.
[367] There's going to be comedy.
[368] There's going to be cat stuff and more.
[369] And a lot of very, very special hosts.
[370] Very special hosts.
[371] And then at the end of this month, we are going to announce the details of these, the first slate of shows for exactly right.
[372] Yeah.
[373] So stay tuned for that.
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[376] You guys, we're becoming podcasting moguls.
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[378] Oh, my God.
[379] It's exciting.
[380] We're so excited.
[381] Goodbye.
[382] Stay sexy.
[383] Don't get murdered.
[384] Bye.