The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz XX
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[1] Down on alert.
[2] Very similar.
[3] It surprises me that that's me. That that's actually you?
[4] Ass off.
[5] Because I guess the acoustics, it sounds like it's ripped from a movie.
[6] It did.
[7] I was surprised that you thought that, but then now that I hear it back a few times.
[8] The tone on alert.
[9] I can see where you think, especially like going the back.
[10] It sounds like the movie, yeah.
[11] No, the first couple of times when we played it, I thought it was ripped from the movie.
[12] That's a great impression if you fool yourself.
[13] Do you have a side by side of that?
[14] No, so he had dropped it in like a Slack channel or something.
[15] And I was like, oh, okay, I'm going to throw it on Tony's show because I knew he was going to be here.
[16] And then he was so excited to hear it.
[17] But I thought you were excited because you were just hearing yourself.
[18] Yeah.
[19] I can understand why you would think about it.
[20] And then later, you're like, oh, wait, that's me?
[21] And I'm like, yeah, bro, this is you.
[22] Like, put the town on alert.
[23] And then it was.
[24] Now that's an actor.
[25] Look at that.
[26] The performance so good.
[27] that I myself have detached from it.
[28] And I get to sit back and enjoy it as if it were foreign to me. But now we have to do the test of like, we got to show people.
[29] See, like listening to the original code.
[30] It is eerily similar.
[31] Like, I can see how you.
[32] It's a limited fake because if you, like, you can't expand on it.
[33] It's going to blow.
[34] It's tougher to make it good.
[35] But just that one part, because if you watch Dante's Peak and I hope to one day do this synephobe episode.
[36] He really hammers this point home.
[37] Like, look, after this whole thing happens, someone's going to be asked why this town wasn't going to be put on alert.
[38] But he has so many different, like, cadence of the two.
[39] He, like, rocks and around, it's like, John, I'm telling you, you have to put this town on alert.
[40] Yeah, like, alert.
[41] It's definitely his go -to in the movie.
[42] I miss this era of two movies coming out about the same topic at the same time, right?
[43] Dante's Peak of Volcano, Deep Impact and Armaged.
[44] Edden, Observer and Report and Paul Blart Mallcop.
[45] We need more of that.
[46] Two movies being made at the same time, about the same kind of topic.
[47] Didn't a day after tomorrow have a similar disaster movie at the same time?
[48] It was like, day after tomorrow.
[49] 2012.
[50] 2012?
[51] It was a long -ass movie, man. Not good.
[52] John Cusack, driving a limo like it's an F -1 car.
[53] I loved it.
[54] Day after tomorrow was the one with Jill and Hall.
[55] Yeah, and Quaid was his dad.
[56] And Quaid, where they had no idea.
[57] I saw that interview, where they had.
[58] no idea that they were actually in that movie together, and they were actually father and son in it.
[59] I saw bits and pieces of that on AMC, and wow, that movie does not hold up.
[60] That's a bad, it's a bad movie.
[61] I remember the stalking frost that would just follow Gillette Hall and if he gets a little bit on him, he's frozen.
[62] I still watch it.
[63] If it's on, I'm watching it.
[64] By the way, fire title.
[65] Day after tomorrow?
[66] Cinephope Top 5, CT5 title there.
[67] Day after tomorrow?
[68] It's much better than the old title of two days from now.
[69] Like, do you know that they changed the...
[70] They actually wanted to do 48 hours, but it was taken.
[71] Yeah, keep going.
[72] I like this.
[73] Do you guys know the edge of tomorrow, like the movie changed title?
[74] Yes, it did.
[75] And we actually covered this.
[76] It's not the first time it's happened to a Tom Cruise vehicle.
[77] They've changed the title retroactively to Mission Impossible Dead Reckoning Part 1.
[78] Isn't that just 11 -159, too, by the way?
[79] What is it now?
[80] It's just Mission Impossible Dead Reckoning, no part one.
[81] Thank God.
[82] So we're going to get a new title for part two.
[83] The original working title, my personal favorite, Mission Impossible Part 7, Part 1.
[84] That one didn't touch.
[85] Yeah, it didn't come on.
[86] But what you're saying about Edge Tomorrow, it was called Live, Die, Repeat, right?
[87] Then it was called Edge of Tomorrow.
[88] And then it had another, didn't it have three?
[89] No, it's Live Die Repeat.
[90] It was the original.
[91] Yo, Live DiRepeat, dumb name.
[92] Edge of Tomorrow, that's coolish.
[93] What is the edge of tomorrow?
[94] Isn't it just 11 .59 PM?
[95] Just words.
[96] You know me in South School.
[97] Just words.
[98] Put the town on a lot.
[99] Put the town on a lot.
[100] Nice.
[101] Me and Zach Harper had a mad dog radio show like once a week that was at like 10.
[102] It was like either 10 to 1 or 11 to 2 a .m. And we wanted to call it Edge of Tomorrow.
[103] And they blocked us from doing it.
[104] And we're like, oh, come on, man. It's like the coolest name ever for a show.
[105] I like that.
[106] Now it's live pod repeat.
[107] Not bad actually.
[108] No, it's pretty bad.
[109] It's pretty funny.
[110] Yeah, but that was, live die repeat was the marketing tagline.
[111] Yes.
[112] and they realize, wow, that looks good on a poster.
[113] And if you see the edge of Tomorrow DVD cover, it's essentially been renamed.
[114] And it's just live, die, repeat.
[115] And I think they've been talking about a sequel.
[116] And Tom Cruise is 62 at the time.
[117] I mean, it's a banger of a sci -fi movie.
[118] It's really good.
[119] It's the perfect movie.
[120] Yeah, and it has like comedy elements, it has everything.
[121] When I get out of this recent 90s kick, maybe 15 years from now, and I get around to like the, you know, 2009, 2010 turn of the decade there's some bangers in there too yeah we have an older crew today so like i was always going to ask what's that like 90s comfort movie for you because i have i have two that are bad they're just terrible sandlot mrs doubtfire but those are those are rated good i'm talking about rated bad oh bad yeah 90s you already know about this we had you on the rewatch for it oh can't hardly wait can't hardly wait man i could watch that's not a bad movie according to ron tomatoes well they got that one wrong i was better off dead rate Better off dead What was that?
[122] John Cusack also Is that in the 90s or late?
[123] It might have been 80s I don't know My comfort movies are in the 2000s To be honest Devil wears Prada Actually you know what One of them goes really far back Better off dead Sometimes I throw my fair lady on the TV What?
[124] What decade is that?
[125] There's some circumstantial evidence What do you have to be?
[126] Is that 70s?
[127] What is that?
[128] I don't know what kind of vibe I have to be If I want to sing a little bit Probably that But I don't want to get into the hamilton in some situation.
[129] Liza Minnelli vehicles you want to share with us.
[130] No, just Audrey Hepburn.
[131] What are you hiding, Izzy?
[132] I've pieced together some circumstantial evidence.
[133] During the show today, what are you talking about?
[134] I missed the golden opportunity.
[135] We're talking about people putting, like doing things to impress people.
[136] Like, every time Izzy does this, I usually have this running bit of when he says, yeah, my partner, you're gay?
[137] It's a great joke.
[138] It's a great joke.
[139] It's a great joke.
[140] I don't think Dan likes that joke.
[141] I forgot.
[142] I completely forgot.
[143] Then I remembered during the very, very somber Billy Bean.
[144] You should have dropped it at the end.
[145] You should have.
[146] I was like, I don't know if this is the right time.
[147] I felt like doing it there, but, you know, it's a dangerous joke.
[148] When he said, my fair lady, I almost went there.
[149] Wait a second.
[150] What's going on?
[151] Better off dead, not Cinephoel eligible, unfortunately.
[152] Of course.
[153] That's a very highly rated.
[154] movie.
[155] And actually it's from 1985.
[156] Oh, man, get out of here.
[157] You guys got to join me in the 90s, man. I'm telling you.
[158] I'm just, it's like a random, like the first, I saw Jumanji a couple of weeks ago.
[159] It's just like, the first movie that pops in my head.
[160] Father of the Bride.
[161] That's, let's do it.
[162] Fire it up.
[163] Vangority.
[164] Virtuosity, fire it up.
[165] Fratiosity.
[166] I was just, father the bride too.
[167] Yeah.
[168] Which is, I like, I went better, to be honest.
[169] What was a -George's son of a gun.
[170] I know you have a synophobe episode on virtuality.
[171] This isn't going to help with the accusation.
[172] but the birdcage is a 1996.
[173] My wife loves the birdcage.
[174] Hackman Heater.
[175] Birdcage?
[176] Hackman, four -year -run, heater.
[177] Is there anybody in the movie that's bad besides the son who I hate?
[178] Yeah, whatever happened to him?
[179] I don't know, but I want to uppercut him every time he's on screen.
[180] Like, how can you ask your father?
[181] Was he in the hangover of the son?
[182] Who was he in the hangover?
[183] No. The one that didn't get any camera time.
[184] Oh.
[185] No, Justin Bertha?
[186] No, it wasn't?
[187] No. You white?
[188] Then you Ben Affle.
[189] He's right.
[190] He's right.
[191] You are white.
[192] It's a great 2000s movie.
[193] I've got one for you guys.
[194] Passenger 57.
[195] I haven't seen it in a while.
[196] I haven't seen it a long time.
[197] Great movie.
[198] So I listen back to the rewatchables episode.
[199] I'm not a huge fan of that pod, but anytime that I'm currently fixated on a movie, I'll listen to them, so it's fresh in the mind.
[200] And I listened to one about Crimson Tide because I've been obsessed with this movie.
[201] Tony, have you completed the rewatch?
[202] Hunter has now been named X -O.
[203] So I'm still in the first, like, 20 minutes of the movie, but very exciting.
[204] a movie like it's a series right little 25 minute segments yeah the thing is we've been moving so like i had to like really balance out my time to make sure i can watch and play video games where my wife's not home because then she's going to see me playing video games or watching something she's going to be like we have a lot to do so you gotta stop doing that so like when she's not there i'll watch 25 minutes of a movie play a game in cfby you know that was my intention but with crimson tide but it was so good i just stayed in rod dog did to like 1 15 a m i had to go to work the next morning but the rewatchables thing You mentioned Passenger 57, which is, they invoke Wesley Snipes because Wesley Snipes and Denzel were going for a bunch of the same roles at the same time.
[205] Were they?
[206] After Philadelphia, Denzel made the decision, you know what?
[207] He checked time.
[208] I'm going to go for biggest movie star on the planet, and I'm going to take these roles that can get me there.
[209] Crimson Tide being one of them, but he had a big swing with virtuosity, and it was amiss.
[210] But Passenger 57, the reason why.
[211] was Denzel wasn't really getting in the action movies.
[212] Wesley had that on lock.
[213] Forrest Gump.
[214] It's crazy.
[215] Too highly rated, though.
[216] Yeah, way too hot.
[217] It's got to be bad.
[218] I thought it was just comfort movies.
[219] The years haven't been kind to Forrest Cump.
[220] People have convinced themselves that forrest Gump is a bad movie, and I'm not with that at all.
[221] No. Yeah, I went out with a film person the other day.
[222] She's like, I hate that movie.
[223] I saw that, guys, relax.
[224] I saw that tweet seven years ago, too.
[225] You don't have to make your identity, Forrest Cump is bad.
[226] It's a good movie.
[227] I watch Topic Thunder.
[228] I got one that you might have never Well, maybe you, the craft Oh yeah Come on, the witches It's not a good one too That was every girl I went to high school with Oh God, I wanted to be a witch so bad I wanted to lift a girl up with my fingers so bad I can do it, I can do it Go Gonna say something?
[229] Hey, yo So the craft came out in like the late 90s I want to say I think that's set up the whole like 96 So the whole emo aesthetic for girls like in the early 2000s, I feel came from that movie.
[230] Clueless.
[231] Yeah, that and Clueless, I think you match them together and that's...
[232] The two different...
[233] That's a different vibes.
[234] You were either the goth girl or you were like the popular chick, the preppy look.
[235] But no, like mine would be like Major League 2.
[236] That's terrible.
[237] It's terrible, but I like watching it.
[238] And Street Fighter, the John Claude Van Damme.
[239] Yeah, that was...
[240] Charlie Minogue.
[241] Yeah, but the funniest thing is like...
[242] He's supposed to be Gile, super American, and then the Belgian accent is just so heavy.
[243] Yeah, I think I actually Can we play a scene from that?
[244] I have it on my phone.
[245] I literally do.
[246] I'm going to get in my boat.
[247] I'm going to get in my boat.
[248] I'm going to get in my boat.
[249] That son of a beach, bison's ass.
[250] I'm like, this guy is not from the Midwest.
[251] That's not how they sound out there.
[252] Terminator 2.
[253] That's a great film.
[254] Tony's never seen it.
[255] I started watching Terminator 1.
[256] No. You don't need to see.
[257] Skip one.
[258] I didn't know, guys, we had a lot.
[259] You know who is supposed to, I'm not surprising.
[260] Fuentes and certainly not a mean.
[261] You know who was supposed to be?
[262] Well, there was a casting decision made by James Cameron.
[263] And you probably can see this video on IG Reels where he explains it, but it was a big piece of trivia.
[264] The Terminator was supposed to be either Arnold Schwarzenegger or someone else.
[265] And the reason why they didn't pick the other person, former athlete, was because they had a hard time envisioning the audience believing this person could be a murderer, killer.
[266] That former athlete, OJ.
[267] OJ.
[268] Sinsett.
[269] Wow.
[270] I thought, you knew this.
[271] Tony put together the context clues.
[272] Once the killer came, I was going to say Brian Bosworth, which would have been in the front of one, too.
[273] Tony put together the puzzle.
[274] He was like, uh, murderer 90s, the minority report thing going on.
[275] By the way, speaking of Terminator, this is a 2000 movie, but I will go to my grave.
[276] It was the best Terminator movie.
[277] Terminator Salvation.
[278] What, Christian Bell?
[279] That's the one where he has The meltdown.
[280] You can't have a viral aspect to that movie outshine the actual movie.
[281] Oh, good for you.
[282] Oh, my God.
[283] The family guy did that they did off of that.
[284] So good.
[285] Oh, NEM &M fell over there and I was just going over there to get it.
[286] So good.
[287] I'm not in the scene if you're doing that.
[288] But it also shows you like why Bail is so good because he doesn't break that ax out.
[289] It kind of leaks out when he yells, but he's like, he's method that way.
[290] If you ever watch the DVD extras on certain films of like the early mid -2000s.
[291] They interview him about these movies that he's doing.
[292] And you're like, where the hell that this guy's accent got?
[293] Yeah, you never would have thought he's from Liverpool?
[294] You guys, have you guys see Gen V?
[295] Yes.
[296] Play of the boys or whatever.
[297] It's been off on the boys.
[298] Patrick Schwarzenegger, Arnold's son?
[299] Yeah.
[300] A smoke show.
[301] Yeah.
[302] Right man's got a future.
[303] Totally beef cake.
[304] It looks nothing like his father.
[305] I was shocked when I found out, found out he was the main character.
[306] He's got the little beady eyes, the same little bidi -eye.
[307] And a similar jaw line And general build You can see it You see it after you It wasn't the first thing Half of him is Arnold He's a hotcake It's in there somewhere But his love child That's what she said It looks more than like Arnold Oh his love child Looks just like Mexican Arnold Yeah Arnold But I never I knew that he looked like him But when I saw him In the Arnold documentary I was like yo I can't believe he ever tried to lie about that Yeah He's like come on my kid It's not mine Father Yeah I was more like Papa He was Mexican.
[308] I was going to make a tacos joke.
[309] Do it.
[310] No, I'm glad you didn't do that.
[311] Maybe not.
[312] Taco Tuesday in Arnold Schwarzenegger's voice.
[313] LeBron Taco Tuesday?
[314] Taco Tuesday.
[315] Yeah.
[316] It's Taco Tuesday.
[317] Can you do it as Pierce Bros and, Mike?
[318] What?
[319] No. Didn't we already cover that all I can do is put a town on alert?
[320] And maybe go, the stone's going to blow.
[321] Put the town on alert.
[322] I still got to watch.
[323] Dante's piece.
[324] If you want to talk about bad accents in a movie, they never even address what the hell's going on there.
[325] It's almost as if they may have done some exposition and then cut it out because, like, we can't.
[326] This guy's not America.
[327] I can't do it.
[328] No, we'll just, it'll exist and maybe he's an intellectual.
[329] You know, like, there's that accent that actors put on in, like, Troy, where, what accent is this?
[330] Because that ain't Roman, like, what is it?
[331] Like, Greek or whatever?
[332] Yeah.
[333] Now you know who you're fighting.
[334] And it's a voice that everyone instinctually puts on when they're doing like a period piece, No one actually talks like this.
[335] Which is, I always wondered about this, like in early America, right?
[336] Like Hamilton or whatever.
[337] Shouldn't everybody have British accents?
[338] They should all, what is the American accent?
[339] That was developed over time.
[340] Everybody for at least 50 years, we should all have had British accent.
[341] That's true.
[342] So they landed in America like in the 16th, 1 ,500.
[343] So we had some time to get talked out.
[344] But I do love Izzy's version where it's like, everyone's like, we the people shall not appear to tyranny.
[345] And then some guy comes to this, hey guys, are we going to fuck up these Brits of what?
[346] The wooden teeth kind of screwed up the accent, I assume.
[347] That's true.
[348] A little bit.
[349] I always think like, man, everybody must have smelled like absolute dog shit.
[350] I always think of it.
[351] Jesus.
[352] Wooden teeth, though, funny.
[353] Nostrils.
[354] Wooden teeth always funny.
[355] Okay, so he must have done like a majority of his breeding pre -wooded teeth, right?
[356] Who?
[357] No, man. You'd think he was getting it in after?
[358] Yes.
[359] Oh, yeah.
[360] Do you know who I am?
[361] Yeah.
[362] Like, he was getting it.
[363] Take a look at the dollar, buddy.
[364] You think Martha was...
[365] That's not how that won't work.
[366] You think Martha was?
[367] was taking care of this?
[368] Come on, man. Let's go under this chair.
[369] Well, I mean, I'm not saying he's a good guy.
[370] So they made Mount Vernon for us.
[371] I mean, accents can go away pretty quickly.
[372] Like, one week with my brother -in -law and I'd just come back with a drawl.
[373] Layla, get!
[374] I'm going to tell you, that's the most annoying thing.
[375] If I'm somewhere with a bunch of accents for too long, it starts to see.
[376] Oh, it's the worst.
[377] like when my parents used to live in France and so my English all of a sudden had this kind of lilting tone to it and I'm like, why am I talking like this?
[378] Oh, it's the French people, I gotta get out of here.
[379] And vocabulary definitely gets a heck.
[380] No, and mannerisms and stuff too.
[381] You can hang out here long enough you'll be saying bro and man always time.
[382] Oh yeah, because only Miami says bro.
[383] You exchange enough emails with people that work in the UK and we'll use holiday.
[384] It's bro with an accent.
[385] Yeah, you know, when you hear it, you know.
[386] Bro.
[387] Bro.
[388] I watch enough below deck.
[389] where I started saying brough.
[390] Oh my God, me too.
[391] I did a bunch of boxing days with Chelsea, and I was just telling people happy Christmas.
[392] I was like, who are you, man?
[393] Lean in.
[394] Like, over here, you're what they think an English accent is in the States.
[395] Like, you're special.
[396] Don't conform.
[397] You're the man over here.
[398] We actually have accents.
[399] It's not clear to us here, but my wife has an, my wife's Greek and white, but she goes, like, to the Carolinas.
[400] Everyone's like, you talk funny.
[401] Back to Mike's point about Dante's Peak, they did give Pierce Broson's character a very Western name.
[402] Could have been from anywhere.
[403] Harry Dalton.
[404] Yeah.
[405] That guy can be from literally anywhere.
[406] Yeah, exactly.
[407] It would have been different.
[408] Dalton's Peak.
[409] A lot of Harry's movies.
[410] Well, no, it shouldn't have.
[411] Yeah, that'd have been weird.
[412] I was watching Golden Eye with Pierce Broson.
[413] Ooh, yeah.
[414] Got halfway through and I was like, huh.
[415] It's not that good.
[416] Yeah.
[417] GoldenEye, the rare video game was better than the movie.
[418] Yeah.
[419] That never happened.
[420] I remember playing the video games as a kid, and then I, I was, like, never seen it, so I'm going to watch it.
[421] Sloppers only.
[422] And then I looked at him like, uh, yeah.
[423] Slappers only or big head paintball mode.
[424] Got Lord, Lord Stock running around being the bad dude.
[425] I was the Tom Brady of hanging out in that vent.
[426] And I'm first got the silencer.
[427] I'm going to shoot that hat off.
[428] You're not going to know it.
[429] You're just going to stay on that toilet.
[430] That's going to fly off of you.
[431] You mean the very first mission, right?
[432] Yeah, yeah, yeah.
[433] How do you not see this hat?
[434] It's because I had the silencer on.
[435] Of course.
[436] Does that have peripheral vision?
[437] Not anymore.
[438] You could probably do a full, like, episode on just, like, stuff in movies that isn't really real.
[439] Like silencers don't work like that.
[440] Oh, yeah.
[441] No, the best one...
[442] What if you get a pillow over it?
[443] I've seen that one happen.
[444] Or the potato, yeah.
[445] Potato gun, yeah.
[446] The best version of that, like, this isn't real at all, but everyone thinks it is, is from National Treasure Book of Secrets where they had this whole story about how Alexander Hamilton did whatever, whatever, and it's like completely made up.
[447] But people took it and ran with it and thought it was real.
[448] I think that's one of my favorite trivia that I ever learned from doing a movie for Cineepov.
[449] Are you excited for her?
[450] the National Treasure script.
[451] It's long since been rumored.
[452] And they tried a series that didn't have Nick Cage in it.
[453] I don't know.
[454] I didn't care to even give it the time of day because I'm like, Nick Cage isn't Nick Cage anymore?
[455] I don't here.
[456] It's crazy because I'm not a fan of, like, so they did this also for Mighty Ducks.
[457] They did Mighty Ducks.
[458] They did Mighty Ducks.
[459] A series spinoff of a movie series I'm not so crazy about, although...
[460] Did that ever worked?
[461] Showed my...
[462] What, Cobra Cye.
[463] Showed my kids, the original karate kid movie that never watched it this last weekend.
[464] And afterwards, they were like, well, what's Cobra Kai about?
[465] And I said, well, Cobra Kai basically is like 30 years later.
[466] And so we watched the trail and now my kids want to watch Cobra Kai.
[467] And I'm like, oh, okay, I guess we did.
[468] Cobra Chi season one was excellent.
[469] I heard it's falling off a little.
[470] It's, it's, I get what they did.
[471] They did a pivot to let's make it a little bit sillier, a little bit more, more soap opera, more slapstick, more just, same kind of gags over and over again.
[472] Season one was like legitimately dramatic and it was like it had you rooting for Johnny and Miguel like, you know, basically if you were looking at Daniel LaRouza, like yeah, you were the asshole, you were the reason why that's the main reason it hit for me because you're just flipping the storyline.
[473] Just like, wait a second, you can do that with any movie really?
[474] And just if you just hear the, you know, the points of the other people and just be like, oh wow, maybe you weren't such a jerk.
[475] Maybe the other guy was more of a jerk.
[476] But after that, I didn't ask for any more Cobra Kay.
[477] They're kind of doing this with Star Wars now, I feel.
[478] With the Ackleite?
[479] No, just, yeah, the Jedi where like, they're always good and they can never do wrong and they're the good guys and now it's like, yo, there's some dark shit going on here that they don't want to prove.
[480] Wicked is probably the best example of this, right?
[481] Which I've never seen, but I'm excited for the movie to come out so I can find.
[482] Looks amazing.
[483] I'm not, I learned my lesson from Hamilton.
[484] I ain't going to no more fucking Broadway shows.
[485] Making a dumb movie.
[486] I'll watch the movie.
[487] My father likes Hamilton now.
[488] It's so good.
[489] You're off IMAX too, right?
[490] Oh, IMAX, get the fuck out of here.
[491] I don't need it.
[492] It's all a ploy for the movie industry to save itself.
[493] Look, I understand.
[494] How dare they?
[495] $40 ticket so is insane.
[496] $40 tickets sold me to watch this thing.
[497] It's too much shit.
[498] Where am I?
[499] You don't want to feel the seat moving?
[500] No, no, no. That's 4DX.
[501] I'm telling you right now.
[502] It's overrated.
[503] It'll make a movie better, but if you want to, like, for Deadpool and Wolverine, I'm like, I don't want to do 4DX for that.
[504] Did you like it?
[505] It's fun.
[506] People have their opinions, like, nothing matters anymore.
[507] And I was kind of like that.
[508] And also, like, don't fall for this trick.
[509] They're just trying to get you with cheap cameos.
[510] I'm like, I kind of work for me. But they've seen Snipes walks in his blade, and I'm like, hell, yeah.
[511] No, they've ruined it on social media.
[512] I haven't.
[513] I haven't.
[514] I haven't.
[515] You haven't seen it?
[516] You knew that.
[517] You haven't seen the stills?
[518] I haven't seen anything.
[519] I haven't seen it.
[520] I'm seeing it this weekend.
[521] He's in it.
[522] Thanks.
[523] But, like, the idea is that they, that they, came on a month ago.
[524] I give them, well, you know, I didn't.
[525] It was like two weeks ago.
[526] No, but like they, I guess like once he hit the two week period, like Ryan Reynolds is just spoiling away.
[527] Ryan Reynolds is going on Instagram.
[528] I'm not on.
[529] We're finding spoilers of who the Deadpools are.
[530] But yo, you know what my Instagram algorithm looks like.
[531] It does not look like Deadpool versus Wolverine.
[532] I just, what is good point.
[533] IG algorithm as, as a mean now knows, is very weird and it's just, I would classify it as dinner for schmucks.
[534] Yes.
[535] Yeah.
[536] I just keep trying to top the person.
[537] and then I'm sending a means way.
[538] Mine is dinner for fucks.
[539] That's a good way to put it.
[540] I figured.
[541] A good way to put it.
[542] But say all that to say, the Deadpool franchise has always been that, even before this was a thing.
[543] So they get licensed to me to do whatever kind of breaking the fourth wall self -referential stuff because that's what it's always been about.
[544] It's not like this all this multiverse shit.
[545] Yeah, but it is getting into that.
[546] So like if it works because it was.
[547] always siloed.
[548] So now if it's going to be in a world of consequence, you have this person breaking the fourth wall in a place where consequences at one point mattered.
[549] Now they don't because, you know, the multiverse.
[550] Have you guys talked about the whole Robert Downey Jr. is Dr. Doom thing?
[551] No, I've been wanting to get into it because, yeah.
[552] We can talk about it here.
[553] Yeah, I felt some kind of way.
[554] All right.
[555] So like, I went into Deadpool and Wolverine with a hope and expectation that this would kind of like reset the multiverse thing because it's gotten out of hand.
[556] and then I left it I'm like that didn't exactly do what I hoped it would but it laid the foundation potentially for doing that and then almost immediately I saw the Robert Downey Jr. casting thing I'm like wait a second now we're back in like crazy town this is not this is not good so I kind of like shed on it initially and now I'm like relax Mike there's bigger things like just have fun I like that take though just chill just like why do you have to have an opinion on everything like just it's kind of crazy to see them Quintas.
[557] I'm trying to talk to Danny.
[558] Your thought was Mike Flenton should not have to take on everything.
[559] I like that actually.
[560] So I'm trying to talk to Danny because I want this conversation to run over because like it could be a bigger conversation.
[561] And then all of a sudden I hear, hey, Mike, you don't have to have a penny around.
[562] I'm like, can you hear me?
[563] Am I talking it to an open mic?
[564] I can.
[565] Well, in that I see your mouth's moving and like no sound can surprise me at this point.
[566] I think I have you pegged.
[567] I had a bit of an.
[568] I was waiting for hisy to do it.
[569] And then for me to go, you're.
[570] gay pegging isn't even a gay thing there was this moment in the show earlier in the week where it was just kind of a like to be the title of the episode pegging isn't gay you're on mystery create we do numbers yeah I know no I created the show bud on now on what you created the show on YouTube I started putting titles for a search engine optimization I know it's a joke you know how people wonder how Dan this is back then because he just trimmed down a lot but how Dan and with all those food, like, allergies could actually be heavy.
[571] There was something that he said on the show the other day that just kind of turned a light on.
[572] He was talking about being at an airport, and he called the moving walkways a treadmill.
[573] Yes.
[574] And I don't think he knows how treadmills work.
[575] They're supposed to work against, and I believe he's just been walking on the airport walkways his entire life, and calling it exercise.
[576] Either that or Dan's been on the treadmill at the gym, but going the wrong way.
[577] He turns around and he's like, That's pretty easy.
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[619] So it's NFL Futures season.
[620] You may get a sexy segment if you want.
[621] You betcha.
[622] you.
[623] You bet you.
[624] This is organic.
[625] Are we actually doing sports here?
[626] That was not a part of the show that I created.
[627] It's very light.
[628] It's very light.
[629] And so it's NFL futures season, right?
[630] And I found one on draft king's sports book.
[631] And it's how many out of the Eagles, Bears, Patriots, Commanders, and Jets will make the 2024 -25 NFL players?
[632] Eagles Bears, Patriots, Commanders, Jets.
[633] Eagles Bears, Commy's out.
[634] Patriots, commanders, Jets.
[635] Over two and a half is the number of teams.
[636] So we're going to talk it through right now because the Patriots definitely ain't going.
[637] No, Patriots suck.
[638] Comis are not good.
[639] The commies and the Eagles are working against each other.
[640] So these are five teams in total?
[641] Yes, five teams in total.
[642] Eagles, commies, bears, patch, jets.
[643] Yeah, two and a half is the number.
[644] I'm going to go.
[645] No Patriots, obviously, right?
[646] I'd say Eagles, Eagles for sure making it.
[647] It's basically.
[648] I don't know, man. Bad vibes.
[649] Out of those teams, though?
[650] Bad vibes.
[651] Yeah.
[652] Out of those teams?
[653] The coach and the quarterback aren't getting along.
[654] Same thing with the Jets.
[655] It kind of felt like towards the end of last year they'd been figuring.
[656] out.
[657] I was going to say Jalen Hertz feels like he's been figured out.
[658] Well, I don't think it's so much hurts as it is like Seriana, like the whole thing about his innovation to unlock Jalen Hertz.
[659] And they made it through a Super Bowl and they almost won the damn thing was we're going to go quick.
[660] He's got to be super decisive.
[661] He's got to be the most decisive guy.
[662] And if it's not their run.
[663] Yeah.
[664] And we're, we're just going to catch everybody by surprise.
[665] But there are pretty smart guys that craft defenses and schemes around these.
[666] So with an entire offseason, they were like, okay, we'll check you on this now.
[667] Now we know.
[668] How do you adjust?
[669] Quarterback and coach, they failed the test.
[670] Well, how big was Shane Steichen in that going quick and helping Jalen Hertz?
[671] Because now the thing is, he's gone, and now it's Siriani, like, oh, you're this genius.
[672] And it was like, oh, wait a second, no, maybe it was.
[673] It is funny how, like, Siriani became a genius when we have to remember his introductory press conference.
[674] And that was not the narrative around that.
[675] Great coordinators that both became coaches afterward.
[676] But also, think about their division, too, right?
[677] They're going to be fighting against the commies, the Giants.
[678] I think that division could be terrible.
[679] that could be great.
[680] You never really know my hot take is that the Eagles don't make the playoffs.
[681] So now you're down to...
[682] It's hard to be.
[683] So I think it's two teams.
[684] So I'm under.
[685] I think it's Jets and I'm bullish on the Bears.
[686] But the Jets have a tough division too, right?
[687] In their own division?
[688] The Jets have the dolphins and the bills and not really.
[689] Do you get a lot of three teams from one division making the playoffs?
[690] It has happened, obviously, but not all the time.
[691] The same thing in the NFC North.
[692] We got the Packers who people are talking about going to the Super Bowl, lions who are a couple plays away from being in the Super Bowl, and now the Bears.
[693] But the Bears still have to deal with teams.
[694] My caveat is I'm counting on Caleb Williams to be good.
[695] I think he's going to enter the league and he's going to be good.
[696] They got him some weapons.
[697] I think that team can compete.
[698] And the lines would suggest, the early lines on their season would suggest that that's the expectation from these sports books.
[699] Is that a hard rock?
[700] Got to believe that.
[701] No, Hard Rock Stadium.
[702] Mark.
[703] Is that a hard knocks bump, though, that everybody starts believing in the team?
[704] Like, the Lions kind of had it last year.
[705] Everybody's like, oh, wow, the Lions are actually really, and then they have a really.
[706] good season.
[707] I'm happy to apply that context because I'm just learning that the bears were on hard knocks or at least at the very least being reminded of that.
[708] My caveat is I think Washington can have a good team.
[709] I was going to say.
[710] And if Jade and Daniels can replicate what he did in the pros in college, unless Dallas is an absolute lock to win the division, one of those two teams is going to win it because it's not the Giants, right?
[711] So one of those two teams, if Dallas disappoints, is definitely going to make the playoffs.
[712] Keep an eye on the count.
[713] It just feels like Washington has so many holes.
[714] Both now and in November.
[715] I feel out of all these teams, the only one I have the most faith in is probably the Eagles, because I feel the Aaron Rogers Project might just fall flat on its face.
[716] They can make a wild card.
[717] They can make a wild card.
[718] But I think we're all agreed that under is the play here.
[719] Under two and a half.
[720] Just don't show me the rest of the teams in the league, because then I'll be convinced that nobody's going to hang out of here.
[721] Well, under two and a half then is what we're taking for the season.
[722] That's you betcha right there.
[723] What was the odds on that?
[724] Minus 250.
[725] Is that something that I can actually take on the Draft King Sportsbook app?
[726] It is.
[727] Minus 250.
[728] Where I found it.
[729] Minus 250?
[730] I put my first future's bet.
[731] If you have faith in the bears, eagles, and jets, then, you know, more power to do.
[732] I think that that's a pretty good bet for them to put out there.
[733] It's pretty smart because it's tricky.
[734] I think most people are banking on the Eagles, and I think nationally there should be more questions being asked of what's going on in Philadelphia.
[735] You can absolutely rule out.
[736] It's the Patriots.
[737] Yeah.
[738] That's true.
[739] They are bad.
[740] nine and a half point dogs.
[741] Did you see what they were going to offer at yuk?
[742] And he's like, yeah, no, I'm good.
[743] $32 million a year.
[744] And he's like, you can't pay me enough.
[745] I got to drive to Gillette.
[746] No, thanks.
[747] You cannot pay me enough.
[748] That's a tough drive.
[749] You know who keeps getting bet on?
[750] Eminet Shama by Hollywood.
[751] I don't know how he does it.
[752] He has his fans.
[753] I guess.
[754] And like, I know he's like the master of like this, I make a twist ending horror film.
[755] Is that his thing?
[756] But I mean, kind of, yeah.
[757] That's not his only thing.
[758] Putting himself in his movies.
[759] Oh, yeah.
[760] To be fair, it's Hitchcock's saying.
[761] I also heard that he, like, regretted heavily, putting himself in, um, what's the one with the I see dead people?
[762] Six cents.
[763] Six cents.
[764] He regretted casting himself.
[765] It was, no one knew who he was, really, at the time.
[766] And he played a speaking role.
[767] He was a doctor.
[768] But now everyone's doing the Decaprio thing when he shows up like there it is.
[769] I also recently saw Old, which is one of the worst movies ever seen in my life.
[770] Is that the one on the beach where they all turn old?
[771] Yes.
[772] And that's, that's, that's, legitimately, Amin's no longer with us.
[773] Like, I would never do it.
[774] No, he's with us.
[775] She's not in the room.
[776] No, we went to that beach.
[777] Vacation of the sky.
[778] If they did a synephobe episode on that one, like first hand in the air, not it.
[779] I never want to see that movie ever again.
[780] So I always thought it was a cool concept.
[781] And then right when the movie starts, I'm like, wow, this acting is terrible.
[782] I'm going to sit through this for another two hours.
[783] And it has my man from hereditary in it.
[784] And usually it makes good choices.
[785] And like, I had just seen Cabin of the Woods.
[786] For some reason, I've been on this unexpected shamelot thing, but saw Cabin in the Woods.
[787] Is that the one where they're in the cabin in the woods?
[788] Yes.
[789] Wait, no. That's one in Batista.
[790] That's a Shama Leith.
[791] Wait, no, isn't there another movie that's Cabin' In the Woods?
[792] That's what I was thinking.
[793] Yes, well, there's Cabin in the Woods, which is a horror film, yes, called Cabin the Woods.
[794] I'm thinking, the one I'm trying to tell you is...
[795] I saw the movie, but they changed the title on this one, too.
[796] Yeah, it was called Knock at the Cabin.
[797] Yeah, it was like a Cabin at the End of the World or something like that, and then they changed because it has to do at the end of the world.
[798] Stop moving into different cabins, people.
[799] That's why I asked if it was the one in the Cabin in the Woods.
[800] Taylor in the Woods is a great movie.
[801] Inspired.
[802] Anything good ever happened in a cabin?
[803] Any of these movies?
[804] In the movies?
[805] No, I can't think of anything.
[806] Did Abraham Lincoln do something in a cabin?
[807] Built to you.
[808] No, he hunted vampires.
[809] Oh, that's right.
[810] Vampires.
[811] You high schoolers with your parents out of town going to this lake house, stop having sex.
[812] Just don't have sex.
[813] You know what's going to have?
[814] Fornication is the problem.
[815] You die?
[816] Yeah, the hockey playing, zombie comes out.
[817] It's crazy.
[818] You know?
[819] But, um, but, um, Old was terrible.
[820] Yeah, it was a real bad movie.
[821] Yeah, so Trap I heard is also terrible.
[822] Really?
[823] Even though I thought, like, well, it has a 53 on Rottenamed.
[824] The reviews that I read on it was that this is M. Knight kind of being self -aware.
[825] This is his lightest film.
[826] This is loki, a dark comedy.
[827] And he doesn't take himself so serious, which actually got me a little bit more.
[828] But that movie with Batisa, the movie that we're still at odds is the what name.
[829] Knock at the cabin.
[830] Knock at the cabin.
[831] That's something in the woods.
[832] That's a solid movie.
[833] Yeah, I liked it.
[834] I almost, almost went up to M. Night Shyamalan at a Sixers game just to say hello.
[835] I don't really say hello to very many celebrities.
[836] I think I said hi to Kevin Hart one time and Lou Wayne every time I see him.
[837] Okay.
[838] Where's look at me, Louie?
[839] Oh, yeah.
[840] Jesus.
[841] You can keep going.
[842] I was hoping for a third Philadelphia celebrity because he rattled off M -Night and Kevin Hart.
[843] But I didn't know what to call him.
[844] M. I didn't know whether to say Mr. Shama.
[845] M -N -K -Lon, M, Sir, I didn't say like he was deserving of a sir, right?
[846] And Mr. Shaman, I mean, I'm in my 40s.
[847] I'm not calling M -N -N -N -Chamel.
[848] I'm like, you know what?
[849] I think most people call him M -Light.
[850] I'm just going to hope you make eye contact and do one of these and then just keep moving.
[851] Yeah, Bimel.
[852] Bimel actually, like, you mentioned Bimel, told me his story in which Bimel actually pretended to be.
[853] He did.
[854] They looked at a lot of just.
[855] But you know, you go to Mr. Knight's IMDB page and he is only listed as M. Night Shyammon.
[856] Do we know what the M stands for?
[857] So what's the M stands for?
[858] What's it's like mystery?
[859] Mcloven.
[860] M is for murder.
[861] That's why he makes only murder.
[862] Movies, Knight Shamelon.
[863] Male night shamalan.
[864] Mediocre, night chamelon after old.
[865] I'm not sure what that is.
[866] Troy accent.
[867] No, I just wanted to make sure that like no one could thought that it was my actual opinion.
[868] Like, no one could think that.
[869] That's why I disguised my voice.
[870] Who said that?
[871] According to Wikipedia.
[872] It's a Miguel.
[873] His name is.
[874] Indian, and I'm going to say it wrong, but it's Manoge, M -A -N -O -J.
[875] Manoge.
[876] Did I pronounce it?
[877] Not to be confused with Kylie.
[878] Yeah, so that's what the M -Stans for.
[879] Bringing it back to Street Fighter.
[880] Yeah.
[881] Did you know that she was in Street Fighter?
[882] Yeah.
[883] Camie.
[884] Really?
[885] She still looks great, man. From that movie to today, she looks exactly the same.
[886] I got in one of these Kylie Minogue rabbit holes because her song came on my Apple Music when I was writing on the trade.
[887] I just couldn't get it out of my head this song.
[888] And I was like, Has she ever been married?
[889] What's she up to?
[890] I don't know.
[891] There's some, like, different timeline where I'm married.
[892] We're like a 16 -year -old me shot is shot with Kylie Minogue.
[893] I made it.
[894] And over there, everyone understood, like, yes, he's 16, but it's true love.
[895] I also have another, there's other timelines with Natalie Porman and Scarlett Johansson.
[896] Really?
[897] The multiverse.
[898] Mike's multiverse.
[899] Natalie Porman, like, there isn't a...
[900] What does she do for you?
[901] Like, if there were, there's no such thing as a whole past.
[902] Well, maybe for some people.
[903] But, like, that my wife sees...
[904] My wife sees Natalie Porman on the TV, and she says it's your girlfriend.
[905] You watch a lady in the lake then?
[906] She watched it.
[907] She said it wasn't that good.
[908] My wife, dude, if there was one person on this planet that Apple should, like, talk to, it's my wife.
[909] She watches everything.
[910] Well, apparently, Amin's cousin also watches everything on Apple.
[911] Watches the whole.
[912] She is a dedicated Apple fan.
[913] It's like me with 824 movies.
[914] They got fire shows, though.
[915] Like the ones I've seen of, well, except for one.
[916] Presume Dinescent was really good.
[917] Well, we all love Sugar.
[918] Yeah.
[919] I mean, I watched the first...
[920] You watch Sugar.
[921] You watch Sugar?
[922] Hold on.
[923] Just because Mike said six episodes of sugar.
[924] We have like literally 75 % of the people that watch Sugar in this, in these studios right now.
[925] We can do it.
[926] Let's do it.
[927] It's mystery, craye.
[928] And we're talking about spoilers.
[929] And now in movies that are still in the theater, two and a half weeks seems to be the cutoff.
[930] Guys, we are going to spoil sugar for you right now.
[931] This is a Colin Farrell noir show on Apple TV.
[932] We are going to spoil what happens in episodes.
[933] Yeah, if for some reason you think you still want to watch this, you could turn this off.
[934] You may actually hear us and decide, now I want to watch it.
[935] We're going to boost the views because...
[936] Well, this is going to help me because I have not.
[937] When you were talking about it, Mike, somebody made a comparison.
[938] I forget what it was.
[939] You remember what it was?
[940] And you were like, it was kind of like that.
[941] From Dust Saldon, where, like, it just totally changes.
[942] The marketing strategy from Dan, like, often invokes from Dust Saldon that it surprises them.
[943] Well, not if you watch, like, the marketing materials beforehand.
[944] if you just turn on a movie from and apply no context from Dussel Dawn goes from this like where is this movie going what's the deal with these two brothers and then boom vampire movie yeah it's pretty surprised it's like a heist movie in the beginning right yeah cabin in the woods is also they call this a mcuffin is that what it's called what's a macuffin in that's why in amc theaters the bar is called macuffins oh yeah a macguffin is an object device or event necessary to the plot and the motivation of the characters but typically unimportant or irrelevant of it in itself.
[945] That is, so what I was talking about is not at all in the guffing.
[946] You're my brother.
[947] You're my brother.
[948] I was going to ride with you to you.
[949] No, I appreciate it.
[950] I was trying to sound smart.
[951] Miss Smark.
[952] If anyone can fuck with me on that, it's Mike Fuentes.
[953] So, all right, let's spoil the show.
[954] Mike Fuentes, I'll hand it over to you.
[955] Cynthia, do we have your permission to go ahead and talk about this show openly?
[956] Because you have decided you're not going to watch a show on your own and you don't mind us spoiling.
[957] Go for it.
[958] Okay.
[959] Don't say the spoiler right away.
[960] No, no, no. I'm going to give you up and that like so the show starts off basically like mike said a very like noir detective style thing where Colin Farrell plays the most the richest private investigator in the history of the world who can somehow live in a hotel drive a classic car wear designer suits have all this great he's like a multi -billionaire but somehow still a detective really cool like he's playing it really well he has a slick back and the noir stuff works you're in on this mystery like who done it where is this girl oh she's she's she was mixed up with the wrong people and she's like the air to this family acting fortune and and the son's an up -and -coming actor and can we protect her because she's in the foul shit super expensive because the actors like cromwell doesn't roll out of his bed for less and seven figures like yeah like he did a good job like and then a bunch of he always does he's committed dude like living in like the hollywood hills all this great stuff he starts on fold things he finds dead bodies in cars there's like people following him he's it's basically like the perfect detective movie yeah i love how they splice in like these old tiny Hollywood movies they have scenes from the Night of the Hunter, I think it's called.
[961] All that stuff made me think there was something there.
[962] It wasn't just a style thing that maybe he was somebody who just like learned everything he knew through Hollywood, something like that.
[963] He'll occasionally like a big snuff film or something.
[964] They'll occasionally be things like, oh, that's weird.
[965] But you kind of just like glossed past.
[966] He likes to drink, but he can't get drunk.
[967] Yes.
[968] Because of the way his body processes alcohol.
[969] I'm like, I've never heard of that condition, but all right, cool.
[970] Yeah, the liking to drink part.
[971] That'd be great.
[972] And then I keep drinking.
[973] All these empty calories, my man. They always, like, snip in these black and white classic movie scenes that kind of help you explain what's happening if you've never really seen.
[974] They'd be, like, little parts of dialogue.
[975] And then we get to the apex point.
[976] And it's...
[977] There was one scene in episode.
[978] I want to say it was earlier six.
[979] Yeah, where someone flashes a gun in him.
[980] Yes.
[981] Yeah, he's flashed a gun on him.
[982] And he was like, please, I don't like violence.
[983] I don't want to do this.
[984] He doesn't want to use guns.
[985] And then there was like the lights cut for maybe a second or it goes a little dark.
[986] and you see it real quickly like he just sort of zips through and kind of fights everybody.
[987] So a dude like pulls out of gun and you're like, how are you getting out of this one, Colin Farrell?
[988] Sugar, they have you.
[989] They were like human traffickers, right?
[990] Yeah.
[991] You're like, there's no getting out of this.
[992] Why are you talking all crazy?
[993] Like you don't like guns like this is going to go bad for them.
[994] They have you.
[995] Exactly.
[996] Dead to right.
[997] There's three people there.
[998] And then like this scene happens very quickly.
[999] Ship, ship, ship.
[1000] And you're like, hold up.
[1001] That motherfucker just hit a bullet out of the air?
[1002] Yes.
[1003] He punches a bullet.
[1004] Then he gets stabbed.
[1005] with a very large knife, a huge knife.
[1006] It gets stabbed right in the side, keeps fighting.
[1007] It happens so fast, you almost have to slow it down to see what happened.
[1008] You probably did that, because I didn't even know that that happened.
[1009] Yeah, because a guy has the blade, it's a big fucking blade.
[1010] And he hits him in the side, and I'm like, probably vital organs there.
[1011] But he keeps fighting, and you're like...
[1012] It's a tense scene.
[1013] So, like, I was watching it with my wife.
[1014] I'm like, did he just shoot out?
[1015] Oh, shit, look at what else has happened.
[1016] Like, so much is happening and you care...
[1017] They do a really good job about getting you to care for sugar.
[1018] Yeah, sugar.
[1019] Because you like them a lot.
[1020] Yeah.
[1021] Yeah, he's super likable, and he's knocking the performance out of the park, and you're wondering where this is going, and that scene moves so fast and it's of such important that you don't, like, really stop and think, like, wait, did he actually smack that bullet out of the year?
[1022] The only reason I did take a beat and think, like, what had happened was because you had told me something happens in episode six, and it's fucking crazy, and I'm like, so when I saw that, I'm like, is that what he's talking about?
[1023] I also binged it, Mike's.
[1024] I binged it to the point where I was just, and I had to be on the show the night.
[1025] next day it was like three in the morning I was like thank God this is episode six I'm not watching episode seven so that's probably why that scene happened faster for me the good news is like this is a half hour show yeah so if you don't want to hear the spoiler up into this point you can watch this show and revisit it's like yeah inside it like a day and a half yeah and then you can hear a couple people talk about what's about to happen because he does get stabbed and he responds to the stabbing like it is a serious injury he's yeah he's like caring for it he seems like he's got to die and he's living this, like, super secret life, so you understand why he's not just going to a hospital.
[1026] Like, so you're following along then because naturally your reaction would be like, get to a hospital.
[1027] No, I can't.
[1028] I have the shady past.
[1029] I work with this syndicate of other private investigators.
[1030] So that's why I call my other friend who doesn't seem, who seems to know me. I was wondering, dude, like my mind was going.
[1031] He's like, handle her, right?
[1032] Yeah, my mind was going.
[1033] I'm like, what is their relationship here?
[1034] They have such a tight bond.
[1035] Is he, is this his lover?
[1036] I was, like, trying to piece together, like, what is the tie that binds here?
[1037] Why does he trust this guy?
[1038] Because they make it, like, a little bit of, like, you said, like a secret society of investigators that are working for some higher power.
[1039] So you think, like, is this like some fucking Illuminati, like, investigator cult that's happening?
[1040] And then it's true, like, she cares about him, but then she's keeping stuff from him because she'll be on the phone with other people being like, he's getting too close, whatever, and then you'll be like, well, you got to get him away from that.
[1041] Yeah, so I'm like, what is this mystery?
[1042] All right, what is going on here?
[1043] You're really into it.
[1044] Yeah, exactly.
[1045] And is sugar going to die?
[1046] Yeah, because he, like I said, big blade, stomach.
[1047] I was like, he's in danger.
[1048] So he's like on his deathbed.
[1049] His friend comes over that, call this guy, he's the only person that I can trust.
[1050] He's like, the wolf.
[1051] And so, like, he comes over and, like, they lock the bathroom door and he starts giving him treatment.
[1052] Yeah, and he's looking in the mirror and the, like, give him the shot.
[1053] All right.
[1054] And then what happens next?
[1055] And then turns blue.
[1056] Blue on your TV, it was kind of silver on mine.
[1057] It might have been silver.
[1058] He's an alien.
[1059] He's an alien.
[1060] He's an alien.
[1061] Everything kind of wafts over and his hair is gone and he's bald and he has like these textures on his face He's an alien.
[1062] He's an alien.
[1063] He's an alien.
[1064] He's an alien.
[1065] It's like for a flashing moment like it's on your screen for like a second and a half and then the episode ends.
[1066] They're on a mission.
[1067] And so Yeah, they are.
[1068] So you I've you're not yanking my chain.
[1069] This is exactly what happened.
[1070] No, no, this is a really cool looking noir show.
[1071] Who done it?
[1072] Human trafficking.
[1073] What's this guy's job?
[1074] What is this?
[1075] He's an alien.
[1076] He's an alien.
[1077] He's an alien.
[1078] All right.
[1079] Like a meteor out of the field Screw them for like doing this Because then I had to look to Cynthia I'm like What?
[1080] Right Is he an alien?
[1081] Were we stupid?
[1082] Were the eyes turning blue At the end of the intro every time Or only after?
[1083] No, it was only after Okay Yeah so like they start like Because it has a cool like noirish intro to it And so like I had let a day pass So I could process Is this for real?
[1084] Alien?
[1085] He's an alien?
[1086] Yeah.
[1087] At first I thought like, no way.
[1088] He's a cyborg or something.
[1089] He's like, he's like half robot.
[1090] And that's why he's able to take this because there's no way he's like, that would have also ruined the show.
[1091] Yeah, 100%.
[1092] Like he's not just an alien, Mike.
[1093] He's a blue alien.
[1094] Like he's an alien.
[1095] A proper alien.
[1096] Like the deepest of all the aliens.
[1097] He's not a humanoid.
[1098] That's like, I'm an alien.
[1099] No, he's an alien.
[1100] He's legit.
[1101] And he's going through like exextential crises.
[1102] Like he's just thinking through like he is a human.
[1103] And he's falling.
[1104] He's fallen in love with the human race through apparently all these old -timey movies and he's built his personality and the reason why he drinks is because he loves the aesthetic and he's learning all these wonderful things about the human race.
[1105] But yes, his eyes are blue in the intro video and it was immediately a reminder he's an alien.
[1106] And then they try to play it on like that next episode like they didn't just tell us he was an alien.
[1107] They just continued on like nothing.
[1108] The only thing they did.
[1109] Go some things.
[1110] time as I remember they go some time before like revisiting this whole alien nonsense and then of course the aliens have like some exodus plan and and they're all leaving and he needs to leave otherwise he'll be stuck there forever and it's we're going to spoil everything the guy who he trusted more than anybody in the world not the one to trust he is not who he thinks he is that always we've heard to heal him we've heard from izzie we've heard from the mics on this but the person that I really want to find out what they were thinking on this because like I kind of The only reason you guys watch Sugar was because I watched it and I had like the genuine reaction like, what the hell?
[1111] And you guys were curious.
[1112] But Tony, I'm so curious as to how you experience all that.
[1113] He's been very quiet.
[1114] No, because I've been listening because I've been, I told Mike when he told us something happens in the show, but he didn't spoil it.
[1115] He told me in the back a couple of, maybe like a week ago or something.
[1116] So I was watching it and I was getting it.
[1117] I was like, okay, it's interesting, whatever.
[1118] but it kind of lost me towards the end of the first episode and Mike's like, no, you got to get through six episodes than figures.
[1119] Just a half hour show, bro.
[1120] And I'm like six episodes.
[1121] One more episode, bro.
[1122] That was Mike's line.
[1123] It's only half an hour.
[1124] You can get there.
[1125] Just get to six.
[1126] It's only half an hour.
[1127] Just get to six.
[1128] So my issue is this.
[1129] It's almost like the Willis Reed situation and I'll explain why.
[1130] So Willis Reed comes in to the game with a broken leg, right?
[1131] It's supposed to be this hero.
[1132] I end up finding out he only scores four points in the game.
[1133] so we look at sugar right he's an alien but then it goes away from him being an alien he scores four points in the game now yeah that's how that's how it works yeah like the final episode is like all right we're going to button up all your questions that you had about him being alien sorry we did that to you in episode six and like seven and eight were like not at all about him being an alien to which i say this is why everybody passed on this show yeah this is why every studio, which is what happened, every studio passed on this show because they couldn't come to grips with, wait a second, he's an alien?
[1134] So what?
[1135] You and Cynthia told me this at the bar, and I was like, because then it goes back, I forgot there's like a serial killer type aspect at the end.
[1136] Yeah.
[1137] Yeah, which gets totally overshadowed by, he's an alien.
[1138] So wait, what happens in seven and eight then?
[1139] They just like keep with this mystery.
[1140] They go back to the mystery of season two.
[1141] Yeah, of the missing girl.
[1142] And it turns out she was being held captive by some guy who was like into like torturing women and who had spoiler alert his at this point i was like sure no no no but his alien friend that treated him was into that shit was just like watching yeah he was like cucking murder yeah basically he like would get the girl help get the girls so this guy could like string them up and cut him open and murder him and the way that they so he knew where she was the whole time these aliens are just here to document what's going on and there is like a treaty between the alien race and humans because they're late to leave the planet.
[1143] So there's one scene where...
[1144] They're the last boat out.
[1145] Yeah, there's one scene where Nurse Jackie's, like, boyfriend, if you remember Nurse Jackie?
[1146] Yeah, like, he seems to be like the guy that's in charge of all these, wrangling all these aliens.
[1147] He gets popped.
[1148] It was, it was underrated.
[1149] He gets popped by, like, a cop.
[1150] And so, like, okay, they're breaking their treaty right now.
[1151] But, yeah, his friend alien was just, like, his morbid curiosity led him to tailing this murderer.
[1152] Do you want to keep spoiling Apple TV shows?
[1153] Because Dan mentioned Presumed Innocence earlier in the week.
[1154] Presumed Innocence, excellent.
[1155] Except for...
[1156] Except for the DA.
[1157] You guys can't spoil that because that is...
[1158] No, no, we're not spoiled.
[1159] That is, by consensus, a good show.
[1160] It's a really good show.
[1161] But how long has it been, like, released, though?
[1162] A while.
[1163] A while.
[1164] But it's going to have a season two.
[1165] Whereas sugar, I don't think.
[1166] But me and Mike are questioning, how is it going to have a season two?
[1167] If you know how the show ends, how do we get to season two, and that something else happens?
[1168] It's got to be, like, a true detective thing.
[1169] A different story.
[1170] A new case, a new story, new actors.
[1171] But what Tony's talking about with the DA is there's an actor who plays the new district attorney that gets voted in.
[1172] And he has a very particular voice.
[1173] His voice is terrible.
[1174] That's either great acting or this guy's not going to get many more roles because that is so hard to listen to.
[1175] Every time he talks, the scene where he asks the guy, he's like, are you ready for this case?
[1176] And he's like, yeah, I am.
[1177] And he's like, you see, that kind of response scares me. Dude, that's exactly what it sounds like.
[1178] And I'm just like, yo, what?
[1179] Every time he opens his mouth, like the first day of filming, when he did that accent, because he's British in real life.
[1180] So when the first day he does that accent, does nobody go, hey, what was that?
[1181] It feels like something's wrong with his jaw, and that's just how his words come out.
[1182] No, but then you hear him talk in a normal setting.
[1183] He talks nothing like it.
[1184] But it's just the whole like, yeah, you think you're going to have fun with this case.
[1185] And I'm just like, first of all, banger of an impression.
[1186] Second of all, it's a good choice by him.
[1187] Who the hell else would have remembered that role, right?
[1188] You know what?
[1189] It's true.
[1190] We're talking about him more now than probably we ever would before.
[1191] Don't give me start with a bartender, too.