MFM Minisode 135 - The Heartwarmers

[0] This is exactly right.

[1] Got to crank it all the way up.

[2] Crank it.

[3] A little baby today.

[4] Do I?

[5] Yeah.

[6] Thank you.

[7] What's going on in your face?

[8] Youth?

[9] Fuck no. I looked at myself and I was like, I like an old.

[10] That's nice to hear.

[11] Thank you.

[12] You're welcome.

[13] I'm bloated.

[14] And so it's filling out on my wrinkles.

[15] I'm bloated and gross.

[16] And so, you know, how that fills out your wrinkles.

[17] It looks great.

[18] Thank you.

[19] The bloated gross.

[20] look bloated.

[21] It's really good on you.

[22] Drinking last night works well on you.

[23] Yeah.

[24] We started, right?

[25] Is this it?

[26] Oh, good.

[27] Is this the way?

[28] Thank you.

[29] I feel like sneak starts are our best way.

[30] Sneak starts and compliments.

[31] The best way to start anything.

[32] Were you in on me telling Georgia she look like a baby?

[33] I was all there for it.

[34] Great, okay.

[35] Great.

[36] Just so people know what I was talking about.

[37] They know that we're actually like nice.

[38] I don't know.

[39] I don't know why I'm having a lot.

[40] fucking depressed day so it was nice to start with telling me what, thank you.

[41] That's right.

[42] Now you have to say something nice about me. Good luck.

[43] Good luck.

[44] You look gorgeous.

[45] I did think when I walked in that you look pretty.

[46] Your cheeks are really rosy.

[47] Your skin is glowy.

[48] It's because I haven't left the house in days.

[49] So when I actually go out, I'm like, you guys, I'm out here.

[50] Your cells are like, what?

[51] Oh my God, outside.

[52] That's good.

[53] That's better.

[54] Be outside with people.

[55] Welcome to my favorite murder.

[56] Hey, Del Taco last night.

[57] Chili cheese fries.

[58] Anyways, oh, yeah, you already said, but this is my favorite murder of the minisode.

[59] That's Karen Kilgiriff.

[60] That is Georgia Hardster.

[61] Hi.

[62] Hi.

[63] So this is where we redo your hometown murders that you send us.

[64] The subject line of this email is, my best friend's dad was Mary Vincent's lawyer.

[65] Oh, holy shit.

[66] Come on.

[67] Hello, MFM boss ladies, pod producing guru, and plethora of pets.

[68] Oh.

[69] Over the long weekend, my best friend came home to visit from New York.

[70] We met up in Orange County.

[71] Hey.

[72] Sorry.

[73] Bage apologies are all around.

[74] And ended up having dinner with her parents at one of our favorite spots.

[75] I've always known her dad was a badass lawyer, but I've never really asked about his cases because I didn't want to sound too intrusive.

[76] While at dinner, he told us that he recently had a meeting to talk about one of his most high -profile cases, a case where a young woman had her arms chopped off.

[77] I swear I must have looked like a crazy person in this tiny restaurant when I squealed, oh my god wasn't mary vincent and indeed it was i have chills right now right her dad went on to tell me that he represented mary pro bono throughout her case against her attacker and even went with mary in front of congress advocating for the no second chances for murderers rapist or child molesters act of 1998 how fucking i've never heard of that i have fucking chills so i'm like i'm saying i've never heard of that i'm like did i say it in my story you might have um that's amazing okay When we returned to their home after dinner, he showed me photos of him and Mary speaking before Congress, and he told me about how Mary used to babysit my best friend and how her sons and my best friend loved to play together as kids.

[78] Oh, my God.

[79] I'm going to cry.

[80] I am still blown away by the fact that I have such a close connection with someone who knows Mary.

[81] It shows how small the world is, but it also puts things back into perspective that these horrific things happen to real people.

[82] And while it's so depressing, it's so important to highlight these awful things so that we can try to prevent them from happening again in the future.

[83] As a 25 -year -old Angelino, I have to thank you both from the bottom of my heart for confirming my love for true crime isn't weird.

[84] My neuroses are valid and the constant reminder to lock my doors.

[85] All the best, Taylor.

[86] Taylor!

[87] Such a good email, Taylor.

[88] Oh, that was amazing.

[89] Yeah, that's very cool.

[90] If you, Taylor, took a picture of the picture of Mary Vincent.

[91] I bet Stephen could find one.

[92] I'd love to see a picture of Mary Vincent testifying before Congress.

[93] I would too.

[94] That's, I just, the fact that she did that so badass, it's unbelievable.

[95] And what a great fucking law that should absolutely always be passed.

[96] Yes.

[97] Fuck you.

[98] Murders, rapists, and chum.

[99] Unless you're one of those three things.

[100] Oh, no. It's a very special 100th episode.

[101] I'm here to tell you about my past.

[102] Okay.

[103] This next one, the subject line is Beach Day with my dead dad.

[104] Oh, I saw that movie.

[105] It was great.

[106] Legend.

[107] Okay.

[108] Karen, Georgia, Steve, and Elvis, Mimi, Doddy.

[109] Oh, the new cow.

[110] I was like, who fuck that?

[111] Karen, your face when you said Doddy.

[112] I knew you haven't been paying attention when I talked about how cute she is.

[113] Doddy.

[114] Doddy, who the hell?

[115] Oh, Doddy.

[116] George and all the other precious animal friends everywhere.

[117] Well, fuck Frank.

[118] He gets nothing.

[119] Okay.

[120] First of all, I promise this isn't a week in a Bernie situation.

[121] She knew.

[122] Secondly, I love your podcast.

[123] I cannot wait to see you guys in Madison in October.

[124] Hi, I can't wait.

[125] I naturally started listening to you the week after you were in Milwaukee.

[126] Y 'all were amazing.

[127] Make my days at work go by so much faster.

[128] Thank you.

[129] Here's my ghost story.

[130] Sorry to disappoint, but it's not a scary one, and no one was murdered.

[131] My dad died when I was 16 years old.

[132] We were incredibly close, and I was a total daddy's girl.

[133] Losing him was really hard.

[134] That's such a young age to lose a parent.

[135] I'm sorry.

[136] Every year on his birthday, I would try to do something nice to remember and celebrate him by doing some of his favorite things.

[137] Drink martinis, watch old westerns, go outside, eat apple pie.

[138] I don't go outside.

[139] See, I'm not like your dad.

[140] I don't go outside.

[141] Okay, so a few years ago I was feeling especially bummed on his birthday, just missing him a lot.

[142] So I decided to go out of town.

[143] I was living in Green Bay at the time, and I found myself in Manitowic.

[144] Is that how you pronounce it?

[145] It's the one from making a murder.

[146] I think you're right.

[147] Manitouic.

[148] She, in parentheses, yes, making a murder, Manitouic.

[149] Okay.

[150] I was driving down some side road by the lake where I found.

[151] to the tiniest little beach, completely separate from everything and everyone and everything.

[152] The beach was maybe 30 feet by 20 feet.

[153] I'm not a geometrist.

[154] It was small.

[155] There were two chairs on the beach.

[156] So I decided to pull over and sit in one of the chairs and just watch the lake.

[157] There was absolutely no one around perfect because I really knew I needed to ugly cry and I didn't want anyone to see.

[158] When I sat down, I immediately started crying.

[159] But then I suddenly felt fine.

[160] Felt totally fine.

[161] I felt comforted and safe, a complete 180.

[162] After an hour of watching the waves, I got up to leave the beach.

[163] And on my way out, I saw, clear as day, my name written in the sand, Kate.

[164] It was at least three feet tall.

[165] I know I would have seen this on my way in.

[166] It took up most of the beach.

[167] Ooh, I just got chills.

[168] I got chills if I am my whole body.

[169] Also, no one spells their name like me. Most people spell it with a K. she spells up with the sea.

[170] I knew my dad was with me, but this was just a slap in the face I needed to know he hasn't totally left me. Oh my God.

[171] Sometimes it's terrifying to know that we're not alone.

[172] But it's also good to know that the people we've loved are also hanging around.

[173] Sorry, sorry, sorry.

[174] God damn you, Stephen.

[175] She's saying that because Stephen picked it.

[176] This is not a random.

[177] You ladies keep it up.

[178] I have no cool witty closing.

[179] I'm sure it'll come to me after I send this.

[180] love Kate.

[181] P .S. Karen, you were amazing on how did this get made.

[182] And Georgia, your drunk history gives me life.

[183] Okay, bye.

[184] Sorry, that got me good.

[185] Yeah.

[186] That got me good.

[187] Seeing her name in the sand and then it spelled differently.

[188] And also, she walked in that way, unless somebody snuck up and as a nice treat wrote her name in the sand.

[189] Well, then it's just creepy.

[190] Well, yeah.

[191] Then it goes the opposite direction.

[192] That's not a nice treat.

[193] And someone followed her from fucking Green Bay.

[194] And knew her name.

[195] And knew her name.

[196] And knew the spelling.

[197] That was magical.

[198] And that there were two seats there yes and that she didn't she went to like purge it but then it was like oh no that's not actually how I feel and then chilled it out daddy I mean that was beautiful yay as someone who likes their dad oh that made me that got me same here okay okay here we go okay the best thing I ever found under a floor hey all thanks so much for the rad podcast you asked for stories of things inside walls etc and while this isn't creepy or weird I had to tell you about it my dad's best friend Roger died of cancer about 10 years ago.

[199] Recently, his widow was remodeling their kitchen, and they had to rip up the old floor.

[200] They found a board on the bottom side of which Roger had painted.

[201] I love you always.

[202] Oh, there's a photo.

[203] No. I can't see that far away.

[204] Oh, my God.

[205] No. It's just the kind of man he was, the most selfless and caring person you could ever meet.

[206] needless to say oh I love you it says I love you always there's a photo on our Instagram and Twitter needless to say it was a super emotional when they found it it still makes me tear up to see the photo I've attached a picture for you can't wait to see you in Columbus Lindsay in Indiana oh my God I'm totally crying you're crying well that's so fun that's the best a delay I have to say I'm not gonna lose my shit but I have to to say, I have a junk drawer, and I was telling you earlier how I cleaned it out this morning, but the first time I cleaned it out, not the first time, but one time I cleaned it out, and I found a card from my mom, because she was big into sending cards, and she would do it all the time, and it was like not that big of a deal.

[207] Yeah.

[208] But I found this one in this drawer, and it was like she was being very self -reflective, and it is the loveliest fucking card, and it's just all about, I can't tell you how much you and your sister mean to me, and it's this whole thing that - like new again.

[209] Yes, because getting a letter from your mom.

[210] When I got it, it was like 1994 or something.

[211] And I was like, yeah, yeah, I'll talk to you later.

[212] Yeah.

[213] And it was the best.

[214] So that, like, I think that put me right.

[215] And that's like the same thing.

[216] But with something like that, she never knew she had it in the first place.

[217] And she might have never known.

[218] Yeah.

[219] If they hadn't opened the floor up, they might have never known.

[220] And so he just did it just to be, what is sweetheart?

[221] It's like the reverse of sweetheart come.

[222] Yeah.

[223] Oh.

[224] The subject line of this one is grandma, finds treasure after grandpa death.

[225] Oh, yay.

[226] Hey, all.

[227] A few years ago, my husband's grandpa died, and his grandma, being an older lady on a fixed income, was planning on selling his grandpa's guns for some extra money.

[228] She has no business operating or owning a gun, so smart move.

[229] Yeah.

[230] Grandpa kept his guns in a gun safe, but she had no idea where the key was.

[231] She asked my husband and me to come help look for it.

[232] She had looked in all the obvious places, so he started searching in the less obvious.

[233] After scouring the house, my husband started looking through grandpa's closet.

[234] In a couple of the coats and pant pockets, he found fistfuls of small bills that total to about $200.

[235] Wow.

[236] His grandma was stoked, but we kept searching for the key.

[237] We finally found it in one of his shoes in the back of the closet.

[238] Love it.

[239] That's such a smart place that, like, then you have to tell someone you put it there.

[240] Yes, and you have to remember you put it there.

[241] After the hard -earned search, we opened the safe and started inventorying the contents.

[242] At some point, my husband noticed the shotgun was next to the shotgun case which in parentheses looks like a shotgun shaped duffel bag and the case was oddly lumpy he unzipped it and a pile of small bills came falling out the money totaled just over $12 ,000 holy shit mostly in ones and fives oh my god grandpa from the small denominations we were able to piece together their origin grandma is an avid slot player they used to go to the casino regularly withdraw some cash split it, and go to their separate ways to play.

[243] Grandma thought Grandpa was bad luck, and he wasn't allowed to play near her.

[244] Oh, that makes me sad.

[245] Instead of gambling the money every time, he would pocket it, likely where all the cash in his coat came from, and move it to the gun safe for a rainy day.

[246] Turns out when he claimed to always be losing, he was just being smart and saving.

[247] Grandma was relieved to have the money as she was stressing out about his funeral I'll never forget the image of a pile of money on her kitchen counter and her cursing and thanking him in the same breath.

[248] Stay sexy and don't assume grandpa is bad luck Nicole.

[249] Oh, I'm gonna cry.

[250] I love it so much.

[251] That's like, it's like sweet and sad and smart and...

[252] And to me, it's the most romantic thing which is someone thinking about you.

[253] Yeah.

[254] Not like, I'm thinking about you and trying to get all this credit, but just doing it, like, in the way that actually matters.

[255] Am I wrong that that sounds like something Vince would do?

[256] Oh, absolutely.

[257] Yes.

[258] Vince is the person that just, like, yes, he's the take care of it big picture guy.

[259] Yeah, he has me sit at Buffalo while I fucking blasts through a bunch of money, and he goes and plays, okay, good night.

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[261] Absolutely.

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[278] Goodbye.

[279] Well, here's the subject line of my next email.

[280] Ashes in the trunk.

[281] Okay.

[282] Hey, everyone.

[283] My name is Mary Lou, and I'm a semi -frequent emailer, very heavy listener.

[284] Thank you for declaring yourself Mary Lou so clearly and accurately.

[285] Yesterday, I went to go see The Dead and Co. And then in parentheses, The Grateful Dead minus Jerry Garcia plus John Meyer.

[286] Oh, right.

[287] John Myers?

[288] Mayor?

[289] The one that invented the lemons.

[290] at the gorge in Washington.

[291] Ooh.

[292] So before I went in, I ate three grams of mushrooms and started tripping almost instantly.

[293] They love drug stories.

[294] Yep.

[295] I had so no drug stories.

[296] Also, don't do drugs.

[297] Send us your drugs story.

[298] Don't do drugs.

[299] But then again, if you go ahead and eat some mushrooms in the out of doors because you're going to enjoy some trip out music where every other person there is on drugs.

[300] It's, including the entire band.

[301] And the roadies.

[302] And the road is, and the concession get people.

[303] Every single person is just going to be the chillest of the chill.

[304] Okay.

[305] I'm also on mushrooms, so I lost my place.

[306] And I immediately started tripping.

[307] Thank you.

[308] While I was watching the show and going through an intense roller coaster of emotions, as one does who is tripping on mushrooms, I realized my mom's ashes have been in the trunk of my car for an entire year.

[309] oh my god you put your mom in your trunk and you left her there for a year she has it they have an explanation i should say oh no it's mary lou so we know it um mary lou has an explanation last year on mother's day my mom died in her sleep of mysterious causes at the age of 50 oh that's awful that's awful so sorry i was 19 and had to plan pay for and organize my mom's entire funeral and such oh honey really shitty it was a lot for a 19 year old to deal with but I got it done and it all worked out.

[310] Fuck yes, Mary Lou.

[311] Well done.

[312] Your mom would be proud of you.

[313] That sucks so much.

[314] I know.

[315] At 19.

[316] 19 and that's the thing about when people die is the people closest to the person who are the most affected also have to start making a shit ton of decision.

[317] This is why you want to do it before you die make all your plans and shit, right?

[318] Yeah, you want to, but no one does.

[319] No one does.

[320] Okay.

[321] All right.

[322] We're with you, Mary Lou.

[323] After spending most of the summer in Wisconsin where I'm from, I realized I needed to change, so I uprooted my life, put my dog in all my belongings in my car, and moved to Portland.

[324] It was actually a great idea.

[325] I had planned on bringing my mom's ashes with me, and as I made this long trip, I would stop in beautiful places and scatter her throughout the country where she would be whisked away over pretty landscapes.

[326] Only problem, I left home without the fucking ashes.

[327] By the time I realized this, I was already in northern Colorado.

[328] Oh, my God.

[329] So I made my dad Fed X them to the airstream I was staying on a farm in Fort Collins.

[330] That sounds amazing.

[331] So good right now.

[332] Yeah.

[333] Okay.

[334] When they showed up, they were in an Amazon box that my dad had just re -duct taped and scribbled my dress on in purple Sharpie.

[335] I threw the box in the trunk and kept on driving.

[336] But for whatever reason, it never felt like the right time or place to scatter her.

[337] That makes sense.

[338] I moved to Portland and became.

[339] a preschool teacher and have been living here ever since, I kept forgetting that Sue was indeed in the trunk of my car and that eventually I was going to have to do something with her until I ate a bunch of mushrooms at the gourd.

[340] Oh, Mary Lou.

[341] This story is, when you're on mushrooms, don't think about your dead mom's ashes.

[342] Like, that's the worst thing to think about.

[343] But it's also, like she's saying, because these crazy drugs, psilocybin and mushrooms, are an emotional roller coaster you go emotionally crazy yeah so it's perfect just like this email is an emotional roller coaster okay i realized a year is way too long to have my mom in the trunk of the car and that it's not ha ha funny anymore it's just fucking weird so today i went to my car and pulled out the box where i opened it in my apartment only to realize some of the ashes had spilled out from the plastic urn into the cardboard box.

[344] I go to dump it out of my window to try to dust off the box, but the wind blew it into my apartment at that, blew into my apartment at that exact moment, and pieces of my fucking mom's ashes blew into my house and into my face.

[345] What is this?

[346] Lesson learned.

[347] If you keep your mom's ashes in the trunk for a year, she will retaliate when you finally move for her.

[348] My mom is the reason I'm a murderino.

[349] So, sorry.

[350] And she would have loved your podcast.

[351] So on both of our behalf, SSDGM, Mary Lou.

[352] Oh, I'm crying too.

[353] It's so good.

[354] Fuck, it's like, you can't do death correctly.

[355] Yeah.

[356] It always is fucked up.

[357] It's, of course, you're avoiding spreading your mother's ashes.

[358] It's like to have your mom die sucks so bad.

[359] she is traumatized by this terrible event and then she tries to like make it right do the right thing of course it's just so typical it's amazing it's just so good that's a great story thank you for that very personal and very awful story mary lou good job mary lu i'm sorry it got me no i love it it got me good it's beautiful you got me good okay uh this is the here's a hero pet story that we've always wanted Hello Stephen Sladies and pets What's that mean?

[360] Like sleigh ladies I think I'm old Sladies What are you talking about?

[361] Here's my hero cat adventure I'm highly allergic to cats But I was at the Humane Society with a friend Away from the other cat's cages Was a gray cat with mange And she looked rough My abused animal flags were raised And I approached the cage Her name was Smokey She was and this is like a title not good with kids not good with dogs not good with other cats and she was not good with the staff oh she put a paw out of the cage when I approached and I thought your cat chooses you was a cliche but that night I went home with the blanket from her cage to test my allergies like I just picture her putting her face in this it's kind of I love cats but okay Smokey was a fitting name because she looked like a cranky chain smoking butch of an old woman but a new life a new name I changed her name to slate She wasn't cranky.

[362] She had resting cat bitch face.

[363] Sure.

[364] She was a badass.

[365] She'd been at the shelter for eight months.

[366] As I signed the paperwork to adopt her, I was asked multiple times, are you sure?

[367] Slate hissed and swiped as they tried to put a collar on her.

[368] I picked her up off the ground and she stopped fighting.

[369] She only swiped once and that's the day she saved my life.

[370] What?

[371] It was a few months after I adopted Slate.

[372] I thought it was just going to be an animal adoption story.

[373] I forgot about the hero part.

[374] This is really nice.

[375] It's lovely.

[376] Oh, wait.

[377] What's this podcast?

[378] This isn't the podcast.

[379] No. Okay.

[380] It was a few months after I adopted Slate.

[381] I worked third shift, but this night I was home with a cold.

[382] I was past the fuck out in a deep, deep medicated coma when the fire downstairs broke out.

[383] I was so hard passed out that I didn't hear the alarms go off.

[384] My friends were evacuating the older folks, but they had no idea I was home because she was supposed to be at work.

[385] Oh, right.

[386] They had no way of knowing I was asleep in the apartment as it slowly filled with smoke.

[387] This was the one only time Slate attacked and it woke me right up.

[388] I got right the fuck out of there holding the cat under my arm.

[389] Something that was good was the big, quote, weird guy that every apartment has broke his arm knocking down the door to the apartment with the fire raging inside to save the pet that caused the fire.

[390] This lumbering giant ran down the stairs, saw the fire, broke down the door, went into the apartment, and saved the kitten.

[391] Let's not call him lumbering.

[392] I mean, that's rude.

[393] What if he's incredibly graceful?

[394] You weren't fucking there in the hallway.

[395] She's seen him lumber around the apartment building for years, probably.

[396] But this is when his body took flight.

[397] And he was suddenly the lead ballerina.

[398] It was most graceful.

[399] So don't discount the quiet, so don't discount the big quiet guy that needs to do his laundry.

[400] And don't count out the old cat.

[401] Slate lived for another eight years.

[402] And when she passed away, a friend forged a special earn for her.

[403] She went from the cat that no one wanted to the beloved sidekick, SSDGN.

[404] Paige in New England.

[405] Paige, she didn't just go to the sidekick.

[406] She went to a true hero.

[407] A hero.

[408] She woke you up.

[409] She knew what you needed.

[410] Sleep!

[411] Go get a cat at the Humane Society, everyone.

[412] Also, that's kind of amazing that that cat hated everyone that worked there but reached out and touched her.

[413] Like, listen.

[414] Can you please get me out of here?

[415] This fucking sucks.

[416] These people are insane.

[417] They love cats so much.

[418] It would be your best friend.

[419] All the other cats here are fucking dicks.

[420] If I get out, I'll get a job.

[421] and I'll pay you back.

[422] I swear to God.

[423] Get me the fuck out of here.

[424] Eight months.

[425] That's a long time.

[426] Also get this blanket out of here.

[427] Yeah.

[428] It's disgusting.

[429] Put your face in it.

[430] I promise you'll love me. Do you know that when we adopted my old cat Rory who died tragically but comedically, it was the exact same thing.

[431] She was an old gray kind of tabby.

[432] She was way in the back of her a horrible cage.

[433] She was just like, forget it.

[434] Just keep going.

[435] and when they give you the room they put you in a room to test it out the way she behaved was if we were trying to strangle her the whole time she was like scratching at like the walls and shit and she peed all over both of us like she lost her shit yeah yeah and then we me and Pete were both just like we gotta get her you fucking sadist yes we were just like no one's gonna take this cat she's going to die in a shelter and she was also really old so we just were like come on you come join us it literally took because I already had Angus my big huge insane cat and it took her like two weeks she was just hiding under the desk and then finally one day she snuck into the TV room like all right I guess yeah oh sorry I didn't sit on you would she like snugly from then on yes well she would come up she would like everything was a test so if she came around you'd have to freeze and just pretend like you were watching TV and then she would put herself where she needed to be and then you could pet her and stuff yeah my cat whiskers who we found as a kitten on the street gray and white lived to be 20 years old and she was like the fucking best yeah cats are the best this has been the per cast um stephen's been kicked off the purrcast and it's now on this feed right and we don't interview anyone his whole concept uh well fuck you guys thanks for sending your stories send us more hero cat and dog and animal parrot stories anything we just anything from your life We like it all.

[436] Biochemistry.

[437] Thanks for writing.

[438] Let's hear from those biochemists.

[439] That's right.

[440] My favorite murder at Gmail.

[441] Oh, um, first responders.

[442] First responders.

[443] Apparently you haven't been represented enough.

[444] Apparently you hate us.

[445] Apparently you're keeping all your good stories to yourself.

[446] All right.

[447] Well, stay sexy.

[448] And don't get murdered.

[449] Goodbye.

[450] Elvis, do you want a cookie?

[451] Meow.