Deep Dive with Dana Carvey 1

[0] Hello, this is Conan O 'Brien Needs a Friend, Deep Dive with Dana Carvey.

[1] Hey, Dana.

[2] Glad to be here, Conan.

[3] It's a six -part mini -series where I, Conan, O 'Brien, along with occasional help from my assistant Sonam of Sessian.

[4] Hi.

[5] And my producer, Matt Gourley.

[6] Hi.

[7] Go deep into the weeds with one of my favorite comedians and friends, Dana Carvey.

[8] Enjoy.

[9] Fawn is here, hear the yell.

[10] Back to school.

[11] about brand new shoes walking blues climb the fence books and pens I can tell that we are going to be friends I can tell that we are going to be friends I've had the privilege of taping how many Conan O 'Brien episodes 36 at this point each one of them perfection I'm told the point is I interviewed one gentleman who's been a really good friend of mine for years and who I've always regarded as possibly the funniest person alive.

[12] And we had such an amazing time that when the interview was over, I was enraged that it had stopped.

[13] And then we aired the episode and the universal complaint was, what happened?

[14] Why did that only last an hour?

[15] Sounds like my wedding night.

[16] I'm so unfunny.

[17] But here he is in person, because here's the plan.

[18] his name is Dana Carvey and we're just messing around doing whatever it comes to mind.

[19] It's unbelievably fun.

[20] It's really fun.

[21] You know, one of the things that I wanted to mention was we started to do it when we talked on our initial podcast and it was really fun and I was just trying to set you up and stay out of the way but it was, you had this great idea which is that Paul McCartney can speak to John Lennon.

[22] John Lennon's in the afterlife.

[23] Paul McCartney can speak to him.

[24] John doesn't know what's going on in 2019.

[25] So Paul has to try and explain it to him.

[26] Yeah.

[27] And to help you do it, I try to do a John.

[28] I'm not an impressionist like you, but I just try and do, isn't he, it's kind of a, is he, help me out with the John.

[29] No, that's it.

[30] But it's sort of like, it's just a nasal.

[31] It's nasally and it's a little more like, well, it's, okay.

[32] And Paul's kind of the base guy down here.

[33] Right.

[34] What are you talking about Paul, that kind of thing?

[35] And I have a little bit of an edge.

[36] I'm a little impatient.

[37] A little impatient because you can't see.

[38] But we were mates.

[39] We were lads, as you can recall, John.

[40] I remember, yeah.

[41] We had a bit of a competition.

[42] Yeah.

[43] What's happening on earth, Paul?

[44] Tell me, they don't tell me up here.

[45] I don't get the papers.

[46] Well, you know, America, you know, they have the new president.

[47] He's talking about the big orange man with the white circles around.

[48] What do you mean is an orange man who's president?

[49] What the fuck you're talking about, Paul?

[50] Well, he just has an orange shoe to him.

[51] You know, he's like sort of a tanzarine tone, you know.

[52] Is he ill?

[53] Is he an illness?

[54] No. he doesn't, you know, we don't know how he does it, whether he applies it or he's in a booth or something.

[55] And this man's the president of the United States?

[56] He leads the whole thing.

[57] You know, he's 300 pounds, he's orange and large.

[58] You're not making sense, Paul.

[59] I don't understand that a large orange man is president of the United States.

[60] He's got swirly cotton candy hair and every day around four or five little purpley sparks.

[61] If you look close green and purple sparks, come out of his head.

[62] I'm not sure I understand, but this man's the president.

[63] What else is going on?

[64] The whole world loves him.

[65] Kanye West loves him.

[66] What's a conier Well, there's a person, you know, he's a singing talker.

[67] We did a little singing talk of.

[68] Well, is he a musician like we?

[69] I sort of.

[70] He's like a...

[71] Does he have a group?

[72] Does he have a group?

[73] No, he just goes about with a rhyming about himself.

[74] He's like a chest slumper.

[75] He talks about how great he is.

[76] Remember when you said we were more popular than Jesus, he thinks he is Jesus.

[77] And does he get in trouble the way I did?

[78] Well, you know, it gets in a bit of a thing for being, you know, a supporter.

[79] of the Trumpy man, you know, people go what is he dobly goobly -goly?

[80] That's the orange man you're talking about.

[81] Yeah, they think he's like, oh, goobly -goobly up inside, you know.

[82] But, you know, he's a good guy.

[83] He's got a terrific wife, you know, by the name of Kim Kardashian.

[84] And that's his wife, is Kim Kardashian.

[85] That's the chest thumpper.

[86] She's related to the chest thumpur.

[87] She's married to the chest thumpur, right?

[88] That's what I fucking said.

[89] I said she's married to the fucking chest thumpur.

[90] You're not listening again.

[91] You didn't do this and say, you didn't listen on the white app and you don't listen now.

[92] That's why he had fucking problems.

[93] You've always been a bit cheeky, John, you know The only time you said you like my music Was here, there and everywhere I'll never forget it Yeah, I got a little choked up I'll get a little vapoury with it You know, we're feeling a compliment We always loved you, John, you know You get a little sentimental on me, Paul I get a little sentimental But Kim Kardashian, you know She makes a living with her bottom It's very unique How does you only make a living with a bottom?

[94] It's not a normal bottom It's a bottom 2 .0 It's like God made a fanning attached a person as an afterthought and, you know, she takes pictures of her bottom.

[95] Wait a minute, someone takes pictures of their own bottom.

[96] A woman takes pictures of her own bottom.

[97] Because in the future, we all have the baby televisions in our pocket.

[98] Paul, you've lost me completely.

[99] You're saying that the wife of the chest thumper is in all bottom, a bottom, an extra bottom.

[100] She's got an extra bottom.

[101] And she takes pictures of it with a mini -telephone.

[102] Yes, she takes pictures of it.

[103] A whole family, they're getting rich taking pictures of their bottom.

[104] Everyone's taking pictures of their bottoms.

[105] One gentleman got so frustrated he became a woman.

[106] How do you do that?

[107] Is he just dressed as a woman?

[108] Is that what he does?

[109] Well, I don't know.

[110] I don't know if he's gone all dobly -dubly full -course meal downstairs.

[111] But on the surface, he's got a little dressy on.

[112] There's some little bumpy things in lipstick.

[113] He used to be a great athlete.

[114] He knew he's a she.

[115] I haven't listened to you for five minutes, Paul.

[116] You haven't made sense once?

[117] John.

[118] You're saying that a man turned into a woman?

[119] Yes, in 2019.

[120] And you're saying that someone took pictures of their giant bum bum with a television that goes in their pocket?

[121] It's a dystopian world, I'm sure.

[122] And there's an orange man that runs the world.

[123] Yes, it's a crazy world, John.

[124] And he's got a candy cane on the top of his head?

[125] He's got candy cane with little sporks coming out of it, John.

[126] And you're saying that people don't write music anymore, they just tell rhymes about how good they are.

[127] They don't, they just, they just stumble it.

[128] Oh, I could do this, all I could do that, arm this, or I could do that.

[129] And that's how they do, and the young people love it, you know.

[130] But everybody's on social media, talking to each other.

[131] What social media?

[132] It's a place where you share your life with the world, you know.

[133] And you talk, you know, you take pictures of your life, you make it seem so incredible.

[134] And everyone looks at and goes, What's all that?

[135] They're on a yacht.

[136] Why am I not on a yacht?

[137] You know, and people are getting all despairy, and they're popping pills, and feeling all bad about themselves.

[138] So they're writing letters to each other, and they're showing these pictures?

[139] No, you go on your baby television.

[140] You click on something, say, Instagram, instead of a telegram, and people take a picture of themselves and say, here I am.

[141] And if they've got a good bummer, or they're a bikini, or particularly nice -looking gown, You mean a bird?

[142] A bird, a gal, a squiggler, a dobbler, you know, one with a cougler.

[143] You know, you know, we said, Liverpool, we pick up the bungas.

[144] Oh, we have the good, all the bungas.

[145] All the bungas.

[146] We take him in the back of the kingos.

[147] Remember behind the dumpster?

[148] She's got a pair of the gingas and the bongas.

[149] Yeah, so we were.

[150] She was a little dabbly on the shab.

[151] You're a little gubly ably.

[152] All down in the dib -de -de -de -b.

[153] It's the first time you've made sense to me, Paul.

[154] Oh, so it's on.

[155] You know, you got to come back when it's a job.

[156] these days.

[157] Well, they don't really allow it.

[158] Once you're here, you're not allowed to come back.

[159] Well, well, we'll see you soon.

[160] I don't know.

[161] I came back one time.

[162] No one time.

[163] You know, we used to get really with the birds, you know, on the back of the limo, you know.

[164] You can't do that anymore.

[165] Oh, you're not allowed to get on with the birds in the back of a limo?

[166] No, if you say something that's a little bit wobbly, you know, you can't be out in society anymore.

[167] You go to a place called Predator Island.

[168] They're all herded on Ireland.

[169] What's on Predator Island?

[170] Well, everybody's out there.

[171] R .V. Weinstein, the big movie producer, Charlie Rose, who's out there, who, you know, had a robe that was open, so he had to go.

[172] Wait a minute, because...

[173] Woody Allen's out there.

[174] You know, you remember him, with the movies?

[175] Oh, yeah, he's in the movies, had the glasses.

[176] The glasses and the thing, and the...

[177] They're all out there, you know, on the island.

[178] That was awesome.

[179] There's a bootleg, I think, where they're not getting along, and it's one of those outtakes.

[180] Yeah.

[181] and they're kind of messing around and then Paul is trying to get them back on track and Paul just says, alright everybody back to the drudgery and there's a pause and then you just hear John lose it he just goes, all right everyone back to the drudgery and then you're just a pause and then you're just here well you're the one that's fucking making a drudgery doesn't have to be drudgery doesn't you're like oh my God there's a new movie coming out about the they got all the found footage from let it be in their right constitutionate so there's but George Harrison said about John and he said, he made us fierce.

[182] You know, they needed Lennon for that in Paul.

[183] I mean, it's just still the story of all the time.

[184] You're a fan, right?

[185] Oh, super fan, yeah.

[186] I know.

[187] We could talk about that all day.

[188] This is a funny thing about the Beatles.

[189] I listen to the Beatles channel, Sirius.

[190] All the time.

[191] I listen to that.

[192] And they always play clips of different ones, different Beatles over time, giving their just their reminiscences, and they're pretty interesting.

[193] And then Ringoes will always be, especially the ones from later, most recently.

[194] his things are just like we played Chey Stadium that we landed in the parking lot and then we went inside and played you're like not a lot happening that's not adding anything to the conversation his stories really are you know what was it like at the cavern club it was in a cavern we went downstairs and then there was a functory information yeah and we set up and we played and then we left and it was called the cavern you're like all right that's not helping me well it's just lends itself to Paul dealing with being who he is, you know, that he downplays, and that's what's always been funny to me. But, you know, it's funny that it's very hard for Paul McCartney to just say, yes, I was part of the greatest thing that ever happened in show business.

[195] Right.

[196] He can't say that, but he goes too far the other way.

[197] We will just a little band.

[198] Yeah.

[199] That, you know, we just made a couple of tunesy roomsies, and then off we went.

[200] I know, and he's like, John and I, you know, we were mates, but we had a competition, you know, so he goes, he comes out with Strawberry Fields.

[201] I go to the fields, do -do -do -do -do, you know, it's a great little tune, you know.

[202] And I thought, well, that's where I grew up, you know, so I got Penny Lane.

[203] I'm on Penny Lane, cling -clik -a -do, do, do.

[204] You know, we had Penny Lane, it's sort of a field, just be like, hey, hey, wait on, hold on, hold on.

[205] He had, I'm only sleeping.

[206] Hold on, hold on, let me see what I'm coming with.

[207] Ellen Rigby has a jaw with a face.

[208] A -do -do -do -do, do -do, you know, and there's a nice little tune.

[209] I love that he doesn't even know his own songs.

[210] Right.

[211] There's a face, has a face, and it's a tune, and a good, But it's like 21st century pop masterpiece It was a cute little number And the ribby doodoo You know It was a nice little album You know With a dear prudence I'm prudence You got the prudence You know It was a great little song You know He's so brilliant It's just the throw away It's like Kubrick going You know I made a little 2001 You know the models Woo -de -boo There we go Go to the moon Here to do You know It's like And like you You could say it Conan O 'Brien You know 30 ,000 hours of incredible comedy over three decades, do -a -do -do, and do -do -do -do -do -do.

[212] What?

[213] No one would understand me. See how I snuck in a compliment.

[214] That was nice.

[215] You've given me so many hours.

[216] You love doing British actors.

[217] Love them.

[218] You love British actors.

[219] I know you love Michael Kane.

[220] I really just, the key to Kane is nasal.

[221] Everybody knows he walks down.

[222] but if you go very national and you go very slow I'd like to say it coded when I came on your show and your first year and I'd done a picture with Ellen Bokin where I played a detective and I went on and I'd not seen you yet on the show and I have to say as the British would say you were dead from the neck up you weren't bad in with a full wicket and I enjoyed it and I'm glad you went on to great things but that was the way a chocolate dish and what I do sometimes is Michael Kane as a kid in kindergarten I like to eat paste I don't know why but I'll eat things in the classroom my mother doesn't make me a proper lunch I watched chew on a hula hoop for a couple of weeks and I ate my way through a tenor ball before I hit in first grade.

[223] I chewed my desk down to the numps.

[224] And the teacher says, where's your desk?

[225] I said, well, I ate it over a nine -month period with the splinters and all the different intestinal combinations.

[226] It was fits for my parents taking me to the doctor.

[227] The other thing about British actors, as a segue here, British actors who play Nazis and don't bother to change their accent.

[228] Yes.

[229] Those are the best, because then they kind of seem to over -emphasize that they're Nazis.

[230] Now, see here.

[231] I'm a Nazi through and through.

[232] Nobody loves Hitler like I do.

[233] Well, I'm a Nazi as well.

[234] I'm Nazi to the core.

[235] What about you, Sigfried?

[236] I'm a Nazi old right.

[237] My wife has a wedding ring in the shape of a swastika.

[238] That's how Nazi are in him.

[239] Munich, Stuka, I know all the towns.

[240] Yes.

[241] Hey, here comes Hitler.

[242] Hello, hello.

[243] Well, James...

[244] Oh, my leader of the three Reich.

[245] Oh, yeah, oh, yeah.

[246] James Mason played Rommel, right?

[247] That was the same thing.

[248] Yes, yeah, James Mason played Rommel.

[249] Yes, James Mason.

[250] I'm a Nazi.

[251] God damn it.

[252] Did he make any attempt?

[253] He made no a town.

[254] No, not at all.

[255] Not at all.

[256] Also, British actors can play anything.

[257] British actors play Romans all the time too.

[258] You know, like if they do a movie about Rome or anything, they're always...

[259] I dare say.

[260] Well, I also thought that you could do Richard Burton if you just take the Lenin tone.

[261] That was sort of like him for Richard Burton.

[262] You should teach me how, because I don't know.

[263] Elizabeth.

[264] Oh, oh.

[265] All armies, we'll crush our armies.

[266] I don't know.

[267] If I'm doing Robin Leach or John Lennon, I don't know.

[268] I'll just do it as John Lennon.

[269] But, yeah, those British actors just were, you know.

[270] They can play anything.

[271] They do anything.

[272] And they have great accents.

[273] It's amazing how they do American accents.

[274] And we can't do the same, can we?

[275] Ours are a little, what's your best?

[276] I mean, if you do just a basic British accent, can you make it in London?

[277] No, I could not.

[278] Not in a second.

[279] The one time I effectively, someone was kind of following me around once, in an airport and I never do this I'm real friendly with everybody but something about this guy just was like creeping me out a little bit and he finally just came up to me and he went you're Conan O 'Brien right and I just went into like I don't know if I was doing Irish or what but I just was like no you don't have the right guy but but I've heard of the counter of Brown but I did and the guy went oh I'm so sorry and he walked away but then he kept creeping around and then he saw someone else come up who was nice and I took a picture with that person and he came up and he went oh okay all right I guess you really fucking made a fool out of me and I was like shit after I saw Christopher Guess and Spinal Tap I tried to play blackjack with his accent and I did make it through I wasn't on TV then so the main thing well now I'm doing Michael Kaye it was just sort of like it's one hire like that I could all um all bet this all right and they go where are you from you from um from uh Berkshire about 30 miles south you know you know You know, if you just have to do it subtle, because usually go way over the top, and then they know.

[280] That's how they know.

[281] Someone was telling me, I was just in Australia, and a woman was trying to teach me how to speak with an Australian.

[282] That's a really hard accent.

[283] And one of the things she told me is you have to let the back of your, it has to come from the back of your jaw, and the back of your throat have to be a little paralyzed, meaning you can't enunciate that.

[284] Yeah, it comes from back.

[285] Yeah, it's going to have, you know, and I couldn't do it.

[286] God, I had it perfect.

[287] Like two years ago, I watched an Australian show.

[288] But it's very flat.

[289] They put like three syllables in the word no. Like, no, right?

[290] Like that.

[291] It's insane.

[292] It's all right.

[293] It gives back to that.

[294] Yeah, back in the back of your throat.

[295] Back in your head.

[296] We love you, Dan, here in Asthmaelia.

[297] And then if you go too far, you're doing Jack Kennedy.

[298] I believe, with this nation.

[299] You know what I used to do?

[300] Can I say to you?

[301] I saw a world news newspaper.

[302] It was like National Enquirer on Acid.

[303] This was like in the 80s or something.

[304] and it was Hitler, Elvis, and the two Kennedys, and they said they were still alive.

[305] So I used to do that to amuse friends that were smoking pot for hours.

[306] What are you going to do, Bobby?

[307] Hold on.

[308] Hey, what's Hitler doing over there?

[309] He's 120 for Grand Al -LOW.

[310] I'm going to teach Adolf to speak.

[311] Adolf, C, spot, run.

[312] Shouts, divitin, fighten!

[313] I know.

[314] C. Oh, come.

[315] Come on, Bobby.

[316] You've been teaching for 45 years.

[317] Every we snuck down in this bunker and we took that anti -agent thing that Word of Arm Brown invented.

[318] I'm going to put a dress on and go get some Dunkin' Donuts.

[319] Anyone want to come, Jack?

[320] I will not go to the top service with you at this time.

[321] I don't do it because it's easy.

[322] I do it because it's hard.

[323] Shows to be dice!

[324] One day to be day!

[325] What are we going to leave this bunker?

[326] I'm sick of being down here 2019 I am I can't even do Why is why is JFK working so hard to teach Hitler how to speak English?

[327] Well it was technically JFK's here and Bobby was more down here.

[328] Elvis I can do it let me just try again Adolf Say Adolf Say Adolf Salfi!

[329] Adolf Shade off!

[330] Mommy Bobby, it just ain't working.

[331] It ain't never going to work.

[332] Now, we're going to have a visit later on from Jimmy Stewart and Richard Nixon.

[333] They live in a parallel bunker.

[334] They're coming down now.

[335] Yeah, well, what's going on here?

[336] Well, what's Hitler doing here?

[337] What the hell?

[338] I mean, I faked my death with Richard Nixon, but I didn't think Hitler would still be here.

[339] What do you got to say?

[340] I feel like I got to stab him.

[341] I believe it.

[342] Anyway, I used to do parallel bunkers.

[343] And Regis was actually still alive and just knew everybody.

[344] Hey, everybody.

[345] Can I bring you a sandwich?

[346] Anyway, I love these time -traveling bunkers you've got out here.

[347] I love that he's very congenial.

[348] He's just trying to like, does Hitler want a sandwich?

[349] Does JFK want a sandwich?

[350] Everybody wants a sandwich?

[351] What are you going to?

[352] Shold of the Marine!

[353] And this is something you would do.

[354] I guess.

[355] I don't know.

[356] I love taking all those people they don't belong together and shoving them Well, I do have addendums I have additions to we did in our very first one we did a thing called Predator Island and I have a couple additions Oh okay But we should probably set it up The theme of Predator Island is that this is there's one island Where everyone In the Me Too movement Everyone who's been sort of kicked out of show business ostracized during the Me Too movement They all live on one island One island And it's maybe an ABC TV show Bill Cosby meets you at the the doc, they let him out of prison, and Arnold is the host.

[357] Because why not, you know?

[358] Welcome to Predator Adam, with Zedachapel.

[359] Yeah, I'm Arnold Sosanagan.

[360] Welcome to Predator Island.

[361] We got Harvey Weinstein and Charlie Rose on the mountains.

[362] We're going to hunt him in the night.

[363] But right now, look, coming to the jungle is Woody Allen.

[364] Woody, what are you doing here?

[365] Yeah, great.

[366] I made my stepdaughter.

[367] Now the Sinatra lookalike's got my sky.

[368] Run, Woody.

[369] Run away.

[370] He's telling Woody to run away?

[371] Yes, because I'm programmed to kill.

[372] But I like you.

[373] I like Hannah and the sister's movie.

[374] So run in the jungle.

[375] Would you like a pill?

[376] Not now, Cosby.

[377] I just had a protein shake.

[378] Stop with the pills.

[379] I don't want the pill for crying that loud.

[380] Let's go to cheat.

[381] Cove with Lorry Laflaude and Musamo gara -bara whatever his name is.

[382] And look, in Racist Lagoon, we have Rosenbaugh, Megan Kelly, and a new arrival, Liam Neeson.

[383] Oh, no. It was the time of the troubles.

[384] I had a crazy urge to carry...

[385] Shut up, dive down and breathe through some baboon, because I've got an AK -47.

[386] I've got skills that I've acquired the vapid...

[387] Anyway.

[388] Oh, no, Arnold, Woody's back.

[389] Woody's back.

[390] Run!

[391] Run, Woody, run!

[392] I'm a train killer.

[393] Your scrawny little body has an advantage.

[394] Scamp out the hill, through the brambors, and into the high crest rocks.

[395] I hunch you in the night.

[396] That's fantastic.

[397] There'll be more.

[398] How did that pitch go over at Netflix with the Obamas?

[399] That's something that's not kind of in the brand.

[400] We want to do.

[401] We wanted a good positive shows That's a little negative I don't know about an island With people all crazy on it And Arnold chasing them down With a machine gun And Bill Cosby Trying to force a pill On everyone on the island I don't know The dump Bum bum bum bum Bum Okay Mr. Obama At the end You just were making rhythmic noises Don't know Don't know What?

[402] Are you okay, Mr. Obama?

[403] No, no, no I don't want him Buham No no Bum He would be in the bunker Maybe with Hitler and Elvis I'm glad to be here.

[404] The Kennedy brothers and Elvis and Hitler.

[405] Show us if he died to mind him.

[406] Shut the fuck up.

[407] That's all.

[408] Shut the fuck up.

[409] I think Obama would not be taking any shit from Hitler.

[410] Obama, I think that's a little rude.

[411] He had a bad few years.

[412] He took the youth pill that we took and we taught him about American democracy and other things.

[413] That sounds like a bunch of bullshit.

[414] Fuck him.

[415] Never liked Hitler.

[416] Call me crazy.

[417] A lot of aggression, a lot of aggression.

[418] Come on, well, yeah, Elvis and I used to do a bit where Obama sings Elvis, you know, because he can really sing, you know.

[419] On the I -95 in the pancake room, one -eyed -only, former president of Barack Obama sings the best of a return to sender.

[420] Come on, everybody.

[421] I mean, they have that base.

[422] They do have the base.

[423] And Al -Gore opens, you know.

[424] What, Al -Gor opens for them?

[425] Have I done my Al -Gore.

[426] I want to do Al -Gore opening.

[427] Well, Al Gore is, he has a one -man show that he uses to open for Barack Obama, and it's called, I Told You Show, So, it's about climate change.

[428] I told you, I told you, I told you we're getting hot, you believe me not, the seas are rising, I'm not hypnotizing, the ice is meltering, we are sweltering, we are getting hot, a shit, you not.

[429] And then he goes backstage and tells Obama how he thinks the crowd is?

[430] Well, there is the Bachelorette Party right up front, and they will.

[431] not shut their mouth.

[432] They have had several courses of drinks, big fruity ones, though.

[433] I think they even had a Bahama Mama that Johnny Carson used to drink.

[434] And they just will not shut their pile holes halfway through my song.

[435] I said goodbye Poli Bear.

[436] That's my big ballad at the end.

[437] They just were out right back there.

[438] Well, that's all right.

[439] I'll take them out.

[440] Let's do what I got to do.

[441] I'll do my heckle -line.

[442] I don't come to Jack of the Box and bother you when you're working.

[443] That's my opener.

[444] That's what I'll do.

[445] I'll take them down.

[446] So Obama knows how to handle heckler, doesn't it?

[447] Obama can make movies.

[448] He's a badass.

[449] He's like a superhero.

[450] He's a superhero in our podcast.

[451] All right.

[452] If I laugh any more, I'm going to have to go to the hospital for all the best reasons.

[453] So, man, something inside me broke.

[454] I laughed so hard.

[455] Thanks to everybody here.

[456] You're a magical man. I can't believe we're doing this.

[457] And we're actually at work.

[458] Yes.

[459] Really?

[460] I'll believe it.

[461] I see the check.

[462] You'll be waiting a long time.

[463] Oh, hello, Amazon, courier.

[464] Your products come to me before I even order them.

[465] How are you ruling the world?

[466] Nicely done.

[467] All right, that's it for tonight's episode or today's episode.

[468] There's no time frame when you're on a podcast.

[469] Goodley do.

[470] Conan O 'Brien needs a friend with Sonam of Sessian and Conan O 'Brien as himself.

[471] Produced by me, Matt Goreley, executive produced by Adam Sacks and Jeff Ross at Team Coco, and Chris Bannon and Colin Anderson at Earwolf.

[472] Special thanks to Jack White for the theme song.

[473] Incidental music by Jimmy Vivino.

[474] Our supervising producer is Aaron Blair, and the show is engineered by Will Bechton.

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