Conan O’Brien Needs A Friend XX
[0] Hey, if you're a regular listener to this podcast, you undoubtedly know that my Max Travel Show premiered yesterday, and the premise of the show is I visit international fans in their country that I first met while doing the podcast.
[1] So I travel to their country and surprise them.
[2] So anyway, this is a compilation we're going to play now of those people who ended up being a big part of the show.
[3] And this is the first time we meet on the podcast.
[4] of these full -length episodes are available in the podcast feed, so if you miss them the first time you want to revisit, go to it.
[5] Enjoy.
[6] Hey, Conan.
[7] My name is Yella, and I'm from Bergen, Norway.
[8] Let me say this correctly.
[9] And first of all, nice to meet you, Yarla.
[10] Yeah, that's pretty good.
[11] Yeah.
[12] Tell us a little bit about yourself.
[13] You seem like a nice, cool chap.
[14] I make Norwegian pop, like funk music with my custom.
[15] Wait, do you have a group?
[16] Yeah.
[17] We have a group called the Adda.
[18] Can you rap in Norwegian for me?
[19] Okay, check it.
[20] Check it.
[21] But I say, good morgue.
[22] It's time for the leg of work, sogum.
[23] Did I go out of to Tokyo.
[24] It's just any mother fucking I get broken.
[25] Wow, I like that.
[26] You should try it.
[27] Shruden, shirut, naiber soze, sighten, Sok, Rek, Rican, Krakshk's going to Tolkien.
[28] I stand that ruddin, that's shtun, that's suten.
[29] Yes.
[30] I want to be a hit on the Norwegian pop charts.
[31] Is that a possibility?
[32] That is an above 0 % possibility.
[33] I cannot say that it's over 1%.
[34] But it's like that pretty like...
[35] Well, come on.
[36] Mid -zero's.
[37] Listen, okay.
[38] Mid -zero.
[39] Ew.
[40] Yarlah, it was really nice talking to you.
[41] Let me know if you guys were over here.
[42] Kai, tell me a little bit about yourself.
[43] Who are you?
[44] I am just the run -of -the -old male fish farmer from Norway.
[45] Do you like going out on the sea and working with these fish?
[46] It's amazing.
[47] We're just two, like...
[48] We're colleagues, but basically we're really good friends, going out on a boat, doing our thing.
[49] Well, you mentioned that you go out in the sea with someone else.
[50] Who is this?
[51] His name is, like, in the region, his name is pronounced Gards Seaman.
[52] His name is Garde Seaman?
[53] Yeah, it's Gards Seaman.
[54] Do you ever get irritated with him?
[55] Every day, every day.
[56] What does Garde Seaman do that gets on your nerves?
[57] What doesn't he do that gets on my nerves?
[58] God.
[59] He just exists.
[60] Hey, Conan, I'm Anna, and I'm calling from Thailand.
[61] So tell us a little bit about yourself.
[62] Where do you live?
[63] I live in Bangkok, the capital city.
[64] Yep.
[65] And right now I'm living with my mom.
[66] How's that going?
[67] It can be quite hard when, you know, I'm working from home, and I have to be on Zoom.
[68] And my mom will always yell outside.
[69] What kind of things does she yell at you?
[70] Anna, do you want dinner?
[71] If I could talk to her, maybe I could explain to her that it's very important that Anna do her work and you've got to stop yelling.
[72] Why do you think she would listen to you?
[73] Nice to see you, Whitney.
[74] Tell me a little bit about yourself.
[75] What do you do for fun?
[76] I climb.
[77] I do indoor rock climbing.
[78] Have you tried?
[79] No. The idea of going to a gym and doing rock climbing really frightens me. No, it's really fun.
[80] You should try.
[81] Whitney, do you really think I'd be a good rock climber, honestly?
[82] No. Well, wait a minute.
[83] Are you aware that I'm a very old man?
[84] I am aware.
[85] You're like 70s?
[86] No, I'm not 70s.
[87] I like Whitney.
[88] That's terrible.
[89] Is there anything you'd like to say that's positive about me?
[90] Well, no. All right.
[91] Well, Whitney, I do hope our paths cross one day, and you take care.
[92] My name is Sebastian.
[93] I'm calling from one outsider.
[94] Tell me a little bit about yourself, Sebastian.
[95] I'm an artist, a painter, illustrator, and these are some of my painting.
[96] Oh, my God, you're really good.
[97] Those are terrific.
[98] I'm curious, would you ever paint me?
[99] Oh, yeah.
[100] You are very handsome.
[101] Thank you.
[102] And what have you noticed about me that stands out in a portrait?
[103] You have a chin, like a tomato soup chin, you know?
[104] Wait, wait a minute, wait a minute, wait a minute, wait a minute.
[105] I have a tomato soup can chip.
[106] The gamble soup.
[107] I don't care what type of soup it is.
[108] Hello, Conan.
[109] This is Matthias, and I'm calling from Argentina.
[110] Tell us a little bit about yourself, Matthias.
[111] I've just started the 11th season of our radio program.
[112] Tell us about your radio show.
[113] That's exciting.
[114] It's been going on 11 seasons.
[115] Well, the problem is that nobody listens to us, but otherwise it's going great.
[116] When you say nobody...
[117] When you say nobody listens, give me an actual figure of how many people listen to their radio show.
[118] About four, three, three people.
[119] Oh, Jesus Christ.
[120] Here's what I can promise you, Matthias, is that you currently have four listeners that you're related to.
[121] Yes.
[122] I can improve your listenership.
[123] My name's Cammy.
[124] I'm calling from Buenos Aires, Argentina.
[125] Hey, Cammy.
[126] I'm told you need dating advice.
[127] Are you dating?
[128] I date men.
[129] Only men, only older.
[130] How much older than you do these men have to be?
[131] Well, as much as they can and it's not creepy.
[132] What's creepy?
[133] Is 60 seem creepy to you?
[134] A bit, yes.
[135] You're exactly 60.
[136] I'm exactly 60.
[137] When you meet a guy, do you tell him you're a fan of mine?
[138] I don't want to hurt your feelings, but might not even know who you are.
[139] Yes!
[140] They don't know Conan and Brian.
[141] I don't know.
[142] The love of my life, Larry David.
[143] The love of your life.
[144] Wait a minute.
[145] Wait a minute.
[146] He's 76.
[147] Yeah, but he's Larry David, dude.
[148] Oh, oh, oh.
[149] So Conan O 'Brien's a creep because he just turned 60.
[150] And you see Larry David as a potential lover?
[151] Conan.
[152] Mohammed, how are you?
[153] I'm good, I'm good.
[154] Where are you right now?
[155] So right now I'm in my family home in Dublin, in Ireland.
[156] My family came here about 25 years ago from Pakistan.
[157] I was born here, grew up here, raised in Dublin.
[158] And for the past three, four years now, I've been going to university in Bulgaria.
[159] Wait a minute.
[160] We've got to pieces together.
[161] Your name is Mohammed.
[162] Yes.
[163] You grew up in Ireland.
[164] Yes.
[165] And you're going to the University of Bulgaria.
[166] Yes.
[167] I'm a fourth -year medical student out there.
[168] What do you think you want to do in medicine?
[169] Something surgery -wise, I think, would interest me quite a lot.
[170] Okay.
[171] Well, my wish, and I know this is a very strange thing to say, is that one day you perform surgery on That would be an honor.
[172] That would actually be pretty incredible.
[173] That's weird.