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[0] This is exactly right.
[1] Hey, this is exciting.
[2] An all -new season of only murders in the building is coming to Hulu on August 27th.
[3] Steve Martin, Martin Short, and Selena Gomez are back as your favorite podcaster, detectives.
[4] But there's a mystery hanging over everyone.
[5] Who killed Saz?
[6] And were they really after Charles?
[7] Why would someone want to kill Charles?
[8] This season, murder hits close to home.
[9] With a threat against one of their own, the stakes are higher than ever.
[10] Plus, the gang is going to Hollywood to turn their podcast into a major movie.
[11] Amid the glitz and glamour of Los Angeles, more mysteries and twists arise.
[12] Who knows what will happen once the cameras start to roll?
[13] Get ready for the stariest season yet with Merrill Streep, Zach Alfinacus, Eugene Levy, Eva Longoria, Melissa McCarthy, DeVine, Joy Randolph, Molly Shannon, and more.
[14] Only Martyrs in the Building, premieres August 27th, streaming only on Hulu.
[15] Goodbye.
[16] Did that surprise you?
[17] I mean, you just never know.
[18] You never know where it's going to start, where it's going to go.
[19] We don't have a timer.
[20] We don't have a countdown clock.
[21] No. We just look at each other and both of us are quiet until one of us.
[22] It's kind of a power move because Stephen goes, okay, I'm ready.
[23] And then we both sit here like, yeah, yeah, right.
[24] Well, guess what?
[25] It's when we're ready.
[26] It's not like he doesn't know that already.
[27] It's just fun to do.
[28] It's fun to act out.
[29] We're mean.
[30] No, we're not.
[31] Come on.
[32] We're the not meanest.
[33] That's just for on camera.
[34] Hi, everybody.
[35] This is my favorite murder.
[36] It's a Minnesota.
[37] In this one, I'm going to start pronouncing it Minnesota.
[38] Minnesota, like Minnesota.
[39] It's partially Minnesota, and we're going to read your hometown murders that you've sent to us.
[40] Thousands upon thousands of hometown murders sit in our inbox waiting to be read.
[41] Some of them are probably fucking gems that will never get to because, like, when I look for them for this, for Minnesota's, I look in the first two pages of inbox.
[42] So like, do you know what I mean?
[43] Yes, but I try to go to the end, then I get lost in the middle because there is no end.
[44] Then I find one.
[45] Then I can't find the other one that I flagged because...
[46] Karen, this sounds like life.
[47] This sounds like how my brain works.
[48] It's why I can't get anything done.
[49] Anyhow, guys, it's going to be so fun.
[50] Definitely send us your home to murder because we're like...
[51] It's there's such a good system.
[52] We care so much.
[53] We love your stories.
[54] People have really been trying to like...
[55] There's been a couple titles that have really hooked me in this time.
[56] I mean, I think all the ones we've read are like, gems.
[57] Yes.
[58] So we won't, don't worry.
[59] We get a lot of them.
[60] We won't reach you the fucking bunk ones.
[61] We will do our best.
[62] Also, if you send us, um, if you send us a thing that says it's a private message that you have to click a link to get to.
[63] We're not going to click any links.
[64] We delete that immediately.
[65] We're not going to send you money in South Africa.
[66] I don't care if you're a prince and it's just going to be for the weekend.
[67] But a prince, though.
[68] I know.
[69] It always sounds very believable.
[70] Yeah.
[71] But I've lost over $15 ,000.
[72] Oh, my God.
[73] Done it seven times.
[74] I know, but it sounds, it's worth it to be able to say it on a Minnesota.
[75] That's right.
[76] That I've lost $15 ,000.
[77] That's it.
[78] It was all worth it.
[79] To all kinds of South African princes.
[80] Royalty.
[81] Speaking of royalty.
[82] Oh.
[83] No, there's not.
[84] Do you want to go?
[85] The perfect segue.
[86] Yeah.
[87] It's a made -up segue.
[88] Is that called a non -sequent?
[89] Wait, what's that called?
[90] A non -sequitur?
[91] Non -sequitur.
[92] Sometimes I can't pronounce words.
[93] It's your charm.
[94] Do you know that I thought that posthumously, and I said it on my other podcast, Lumber Party, I thought it was posthumously.
[95] Post -humorous.
[96] I said it wrong in front of Ali and Steve Agee, and they both like paused.
[97] Can we go back to that word, but you just said post -humorously?
[98] Post -humorously.
[99] That's when you die with that look.
[100] your face.
[101] Oh, you guys, I'm dead.
[102] I mean, yeah.
[103] All right.
[104] You know what?
[105] Here's the thing.
[106] The beautiful part is because it's free, you don't have to pronounce things correctly.
[107] I owe nothing to no one.
[108] That's right.
[109] It's just this strange, free of exchange of time and ideas.
[110] We do our best, but our best isn't good enough.
[111] And the other thing is that flaws.
[112] are what make us beautiful butterfly, gorgeous, beautiful snowflake butterflies.
[113] We're the rare snowflake butterfly that lives only in Antarctica.
[114] And sometimes get shit wrong.
[115] Lots of times get too.
[116] They're the dumbest butterflies on the planet.
[117] And yet, they are so cocky about it.
[118] They're cocky.
[119] They're hard to be around at parties.
[120] Big opinions, loud voices.
[121] Yeah, great hair.
[122] great hair.
[123] I mean, let's be honest.
[124] And really kind of quippy.
[125] Funny though.
[126] Fun, but then tiring.
[127] Like, I don't know why I like her, but that butterfly.
[128] God damn, that snowflake butterfly is fascinating to me. You know, she's fun to be around.
[129] She's fun and also so flawed.
[130] And it makes me feel better about my self.
[131] Right.
[132] She makes me feel like, I'm not that bad.
[133] That's right.
[134] None of us are.
[135] That bad?
[136] Even the snowflake butterfly.
[137] Well, so should we end up here?
[138] Yeah.
[139] Let's end up here.
[140] this whole concept.
[141] It's no thing.
[142] Butterflies or my favorite murder?
[143] The whole brand.
[144] We're shutting it down tonight.
[145] Oh my gosh.
[146] Are you okay?
[147] Yeah, I have a, I have, I wonder what it is.
[148] But you have.
[149] Cancer.
[150] Sorry.
[151] Never funny.
[152] It comes, that's what comes up.
[153] This is what I'm fighting constantly.
[154] I was saying the wrong thing.
[155] Then you're like, no, no, no, don't say it.
[156] Everybody hates things like that.
[157] But as far as we know, you and I and Stephen are the only people hearing this.
[158] Exactly.
[159] So we think it's funny in this living room.
[160] We're in my living room talking shit.
[161] Suddenly, I get a letter from the American Cancer Society.
[162] How dare you in your podcast?
[163] Okay, we'll give them our meager or half of our meager earnings from whatever the fuck.
[164] I like the word meager.
[165] Meager.
[166] Meager earnings.
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[187] Goodbye.
[188] Hey, this is exciting.
[189] An all -new season of only murders in the building is coming to Hulu on August 27th.
[190] Steve Martin, Martin Short, and Selena Gomez are back as your favorite podcaster detectives.
[191] But there's a mystery hanging over everyone.
[192] Who killed Saz?
[193] And were they really after Charles?
[194] Why would someone want to kill Charles?
[195] This season, murder hits close to home.
[196] With a threat against one of their own, the stakes are higher than ever.
[197] Plus, the gang is going to Hollywood to turn their podcast into a major movie.
[198] Amid the glitz and glamour of Los Angeles, more mysteries and twists arise.
[199] Who knows what will happen once the cameras start to roll?
[200] Get ready for the stariest season yet with Merrill Streep, Zach Alfinacus, Eugene Levy, Eva Longoria, Melissa McCarthy, DeVine, Joy Randolph, Molly Shannon, and more.
[201] Only Martyrs in the Building, premieres August 27th, streaming only on Hulu.
[202] Goodbye.
[203] All right.
[204] Let's do this.
[205] Let's do it.
[206] Let's get serious about it.
[207] never do you want to go first I'll go first okay because the title that drew my eye to this Minnesota email hometown murder is the town that dreaded sundown my hometown murder this is from Michael he says first of all first off thank y 'all where are we Texas I think we might be First off, thank y 'all.
[208] I feel so much, I won't do that.
[209] I feel so much more at ease with my serial killer and cult obsession.
[210] Me too.
[211] Honestly.
[212] Yeah, me too, Michael.
[213] Truth be told, I just found your podcast the other day and have only listened to the first 10 episodes.
[214] Get out of here.
[215] Fuck you.
[216] So I'm hoping you haven't discussed my hometown murder yet, but I couldn't wait and had to email y 'all.
[217] Because that's how they are down there.
[218] Love it.
[219] Okay.
[220] My hometown murder is Texarkana, Texas, which is home to the unsolved case of the phantom killer or the Texarkana Moonlight murders.
[221] Yes.
[222] Do you know this one?
[223] No. I don't either.
[224] That's what I love about it.
[225] Which happened way back in 1946.
[226] These murders are the ones that started the whole couples out at Lovers Lange murder story.
[227] And all the urban legends that come with that.
[228] You're killing me. Michael?
[229] Is it Michael?
[230] Michael.
[231] Michael.
[232] Michael Texarkana.
[233] This is what we were talking about that time when we were, You said, let's find out the sources of urban legends.
[234] Let's try to do a show like that.
[235] And I was like, sure, sure, talk to you later.
[236] We never did it, never talked about it again.
[237] And here's Michael doing it for us.
[238] Yeah, Michael.
[239] All right.
[240] So it's a little long, so I'll try to go fast.
[241] He attacked, he attacked eight people that they know of and killed five.
[242] He would come up on young lovers, parked in their car at night, and the local lover's, at the local lover's lane area and would shine a flashlight in their eyes.
[243] make them get out of the car and the ever so classic tie up the guy raped the girl and murder them both but the first attack the couple survived the woman was reportedly raped with a bear love again honey he put that in parentheses because it was like um and the girl said that he wore a pillow case with the eye holes coat out i'm sorry that's awful and also you know who did that oh zodiac zodiac Zodiac did that.
[244] Remember that part in that fucking movie where he comes up over that hill?
[245] Oh, my God.
[246] That, to me, was the, I think about that murder.
[247] That scene.
[248] Yes.
[249] You guys, if you haven't watched Zodiac, what are you doing?
[250] Turn this off right now and run away.
[251] Karen, don't suggest it.
[252] No, it's such a, it's such a good movie.
[253] It's so well done, Mark Ruffalo.
[254] God bless him and all of his.
[255] But that's really, I always, I always, I hear the tiniest thing that relates to another thing.
[256] I'm like, there it.
[257] That's where the zodiac started.
[258] Can we talk, like, can we get, can we get, what's the word I'm looking for?
[259] Like, honestly, that seems like not very smart.
[260] A pillowcase, like, it seems like it would wrestle and move.
[261] You, like, missed the eye holes a lot because it's, like, it's hot and you're breathing and, like, what do you take one of your mom's pillowcases from the linen cabinet?
[262] She's going to notice.
[263] Okay.
[264] After two couples were murdered, the town went full -blown nuts, which I love.
[265] And you expect from a small Texas town, because that is insane.
[266] The southern small town that everyone was super friendly and always left their doors unlocked, started locking their doors, there was a curfew and the town was hysterical.
[267] Also, because Texarkana is a split city, half Texas and half what?
[268] Arkansas.
[269] I wasn't even pretending.
[270] can I just say Karen was like pointing at me multiple times to like get that I was like I'm not even kind of I purposely was like nope I during during class that class I was reading Kurt Vonnegut or sleeping like did not I thought it was a gimmie I thought you're going to jump in there with it's very sweet of you that you think I'm um okay so it's it's a split city the murders were happening all around it and it became one of those jurisdiction clusters Which is also what happened in Zodiac.
[271] Sorry.
[272] Now there's two Correlations.
[273] County fights.
[274] And it didn't help that small town cops were completely incompetent when it came to crime scenes and they ruined all the evidence.
[275] They weren't incompetent.
[276] They didn't know.
[277] They didn't have experience.
[278] Prior experience.
[279] And also it's 46.
[280] Like, what did they know?
[281] They didn't even have the yellow tape yet.
[282] I mean, World War II had just ended.
[283] So all their young men were killed and dead.
[284] The only cops were like the old timers who hadn't got gotten drafted for World War II.
[285] Right.
[286] Or so young that they like missed it.
[287] Yes.
[288] They're recovering from all of the fucking crazy shit.
[289] War shit.
[290] War shit, man. Yeah.
[291] We're really trying to change that messaging.
[292] So anyway.
[293] Now, the Texas Rangers were eventually brought in to investigate and they made the statement that they wouldn't leave the town until he was caught.
[294] That's kind of awesome.
[295] And there's where your movie starts because it's a hot, young Texas Ranger in 1946.
[296] Moose to Texarkana, the girl that works at the soda shop, she thought it was over for her.
[297] Yeah.
[298] Because her guy died in the war.
[299] Her guy died in the war.
[300] Did she get left behind with a young, sweet bait, like little girl?
[301] Maybe a little girl.
[302] Who's like so sweet and smart.
[303] And kind of just great and supportive at the soda shop.
[304] Totally.
[305] And then here comes Texas Ranger.
[306] She's like, Avert your eyes.
[307] Don't even go there.
[308] He's a heartbreaker.
[309] What about the older, the old grandpa E guy who owns a soapy guy who owns a soda shop, who's like a dad to her.
[310] He dies.
[311] He dies.
[312] I have a heart attack.
[313] What if he dies making out with his old girlfriend on Lovers Lane by this guy?
[314] We just tweak it a tiny bit for cinematic.
[315] Did you notice I'm trying not to gasp directly into the microphone anymore because I was listening to an episode and I was like Jesus fucking Christ.
[316] People like it though.
[317] No, they don't.
[318] It's almost a tactile response.
[319] It freaks them out.
[320] Okay.
[321] It's like you're sucking the air out of their ear.
[322] So anyhow.
[323] Guys, back to the story.
[324] Hey.
[325] This is the only one we're doing.
[326] I think I like my oven, I left it open and on.
[327] Did you know?
[328] Is your hot again?
[329] No, because we're going out of...
[330] Oh, yeah, because we're high.
[331] Right.
[332] As kites, guys, young kids were going to lover's lanes and sitting out there acting like they were getting it on, but really had guns and we're trying to bait the phantom killer.
[333] Are you kidding me?
[334] Awesome, but stupid.
[335] Yeah, that's insane.
[336] God bless us Texans.
[337] We really do mean well, but we have issues.
[338] Everyone was freaking out, but at that time, the general consensus was, don't go to lover's lane, yeah.
[339] And you're good.
[340] Nope.
[341] He then attacked a couple in their home, shooting a husband and wife through the window and then coming into the house to get the injured wife and her barely, and her barely escaping and running for help to the neighbors, which of course was like super far away as someone who lived five miles out of town.
[342] It's not like step, step, step, knock.
[343] No, dude.
[344] And also, you're running in the dark.
[345] You're running in the dark through like a field to get to the neighbors, probably barefoot, definitely bleeding.
[346] Jesus.
[347] I'm writing this tonight when I go home.
[348] This is the best movie I've ever written.
[349] Okay.
[350] And first.
[351] And after that, the majority of the town boarded up their windows.
[352] So here's the kicker.
[353] So imagine you're a tourist and you're just like, hey, let's, let's, I want to go to Arkansas.
[354] Driving through.
[355] Yeah, let's drive on through.
[356] By way of.
[357] By way of Texarkana.
[358] Yeah.
[359] Or should I have named the freeway?
[360] No, no, you're right.
[361] That's what I meant.
[362] Okay.
[363] Everyone in the good Southern Christian town is accusing everyone of being the murderer.
[364] Amazing plot point.
[365] To the point where the police have to be like everyone, everyone shows, show some respect of your fellow man. The town constantly lives with everyone's butthole's purse.
[366] Come on, Michael.
[367] You know what?
[368] By this point in the email, he's feeling his keyboard.
[369] He's like, you know what?
[370] I'm going to start, I'm start gusing it.
[371] I think you're going to have to have him as a co -writer of this movie.
[372] He's good.
[373] The Texas Rangers said that they wouldn't leave until we had that already.
[374] So then in the 70s, what?
[375] Cut to?
[376] Basically, what he is saying is they slowly slid on out of town because they never caught him.
[377] Into the 70s?
[378] In the 70s, they made a movie about it.
[379] Oh, which, oh, that goes my dream.
[380] Which became a cult classic of sorts, the town that dreaded sundown.
[381] Oh, that wasn't his title.
[382] I see.
[383] All of this is making sense.
[384] It's about the Phantom Killer in Texarkana.
[385] They filmed it in Texarkana, so it was a big deal, but the movie was made into a, was made a faux documentary style, and it was ridiculously inaccurate.
[386] There is a scene where the phantom killer attaches a knife to the end of a trombone and plays it.
[387] No. As he stabs the girl in the ear, which never happened.
[388] Karen, we are watching this live and commenting on it.
[389] Dude, this is one of the greatest e -mail.
[390] I've ever received.
[391] Also, I added the ear part.
[392] It just says stabs the girl.
[393] Oh.
[394] I don't know where I got that.
[395] It's a bummer.
[396] Okay.
[397] No one knew the exact facts because everyone took that film to be the truth.
[398] So I grew up in all this ridiculous lore and urban legend that existed around the phantom killer, blah, blah, blah.
[399] So when someone like me, which is y 'all because we are kindred spirits.
[400] What if he was like, and it was me?
[401] Yes.
[402] I am 85.
[403] and the best e -mail type of all time.
[404] He's basically saying he spent his entire life being obsessed with the phantom killer, trying to convince friends to go to the spot where they were murdered, making T -shirts with the pillowcase, hooded face.
[405] Oh, my God.
[406] A phantom killer on it that say, sleep tight, text our fan.
[407] One of us.
[408] One of us, Stephen.
[409] Oh, my God.
[410] I mean, Michael, I'm sorry, not too.
[411] The town doesn't talk about it much.
[412] The newspaper puts stuff out on.
[413] anniversaries.
[414] It's kind of a weird staying on the town, but the greatest thing that's ever ever is that every year on Halloween, they play the movie The Town the Dreaded Sun Down outside on a big screen in Spring Lake Park where the murders happen.
[415] Okay, invite us to that.
[416] We will be the, we will be the MCs.
[417] We will do our dance routine.
[418] We'll bring a casserole, a hot dish.
[419] Yeah, what else do they like in Texas?
[420] We'll bring guns.
[421] We'll bring our guns and a hot dish.
[422] And a hot dish and a trombone.
[423] And we'll Yes.
[424] Only seven more paragraphs.
[425] Okay, not really.
[426] Just kidding.
[427] I think that was it.
[428] I just...
[429] This is becoming a freaking novel, but I have more about it.
[430] Stick with me because it's going to blow your mind.
[431] Oh, here we go.
[432] There is such a theory on the internet and such that Texarkana Phantom Killer and the one and only Zodiac Killer are the same.
[433] Yeah, I was going to say, what are the fucking...
[434] I won't go into a ton of details, but age -wise and time -wise, it's totally possible.
[435] The similarities between the two are ridiculous from both of them wearing hoods to attacking couples, using flashlights to blind them, using a gun and a knife, the way they're killed, a ton more.
[436] I have goosebumps thinking about it.
[437] If you ever have time, look it up, let your mind be blown.
[438] Apologies for typos.
[439] I'm not going back and proofreadness.
[440] Y 'all are doing your thing.
[441] Y 'all are amazing, Michael.
[442] That was great.
[443] That was amazing.
[444] Someone in that small town had a nephew or a cousin visit them.
[445] from the Bay Area around that time and fucking and it's that's the piece of the puzzle that they're missing oh like there's a family connection or there's some kind of like he was in the army and he got transferred to whatever there's a reason he's in that weird small town yeah and someone knows someone isn't putting that connection together or they're already dead what would be interesting and I'm sure they've done this already especially but if they took the guy the name of that guy that's in Zodiac that's the they go and check, and he's got Zodiac on his watch and everything.
[446] Whatever, I can't remember that guy's name.
[447] But if they would just check and see if he was in Texas.
[448] Yeah, the main suspect that ended up having a heart attack.
[449] Yeah.
[450] Who was also a pedophile and crazy and lived in the town next to mine, Santa Rosa.
[451] Right.
[452] You know what drives me crazy about all of these cases where it's like so obviously this person or like, you know, so you would think, is that then they, then they do a search of that person's house and they find absolutely nothing.
[453] Right.
[454] I get so frustrated by that because I'm like, look, look here, look there.
[455] You're not looking hard enough.
[456] Like in the fall, that British TV show where he hides shit in his daughter's ceiling.
[457] In his daughter's ceiling.
[458] It's like, well, you would never look in those places.
[459] Oh, spoiler.
[460] Do they?
[461] What?
[462] Do they look in those places?
[463] No. Wait, oh, I'm spoiling the fall.
[464] That's like in the first episode.
[465] Okay, okay, okay.
[466] I am not spoiling it.
[467] Okay, good, okay.
[468] But when you just said, do they?
[469] That was like we were in a fight at 7 -Eleven.
[470] Oh, I thought you meant, oh, they do look there?
[471] Like, you had known.
[472] We're in a fight at 7 -11.
[473] You're like, do they, Karen?
[474] Listen, I will trade.
[475] I will bet you my hot pocket.
[476] That they do.
[477] That they do.
[478] No, you're exactly right.
[479] That it's that obviously, if they're smart enough to be a serial killer, they're not going to have something in a drawer in the closet.
[480] Do they check the toilet tank?
[481] is my only question.
[482] Do they drive out to that barn that has nothing to do with that person, but still that's the thing they've been going to?
[483] No. Stephen, how long has this been?
[484] It's already 50 minutes.
[485] I feel like this is a way to do it.
[486] 22 minutes.
[487] Yeah.
[488] Because it was so good.
[489] Want me to do a quickie?
[490] Yeah, do it.
[491] Yeah.
[492] All right, all right.
[493] That's good.
[494] I'm going to find the quickest one.
[495] All right.
[496] This is from Sarah, and the title is, Yikes, it's murder.
[497] That's so true, Sarah.
[498] Hey, guys, I'm going to tell you about two murders, but I'm only going to read one of them, and I said Georgia.
[499] Technically, my mom's hometown, but same deal, right?
[500] Sure.
[501] I spent almost all of my summers in Sassabo, Nagasaki, Nagasaki.
[502] Is that right?
[503] Nebraska?
[504] Yeah.
[505] Wait, oh, my God, I'm embarrassed now.
[506] Oh, yeah, okay.
[507] It's just a plain old city in southern Japan.
[508] I did get Nagasaki, right?
[509] Thank you very much.
[510] Yes.
[511] In 2000, talking about World War II again.
[512] In 2004 -ish, a murder known as the sassy bow slashing happened.
[513] An elementary school girl, like 11 or 12 years old, killed one of her classmates in school with a utility knife.
[514] What?
[515] Apparently, she was bullied by the girl on the internet.
[516] She was into some pretty creepy stuff, like a game called The Red Room and the book Battle Royale, which is straight up kids killing kids.
[517] no it's great she says it's great my favorite book of all time oh okay sarah the town went into utter chaos it was awful and then everyone calmed down in 2014 exactly 10 years and 25 days after the sassy bo slashing a high school girl killed her classmate in her own home apparently there was some dismemberment shit going on i was 15 when this murder happened the exact the exact same age is both the murderer and her victim.
[518] I also happened to be visiting for summer vacation when this happened.
[519] My grandma and I got interviewed about the murder while we were out shopping.
[520] It was weird.
[521] It's really surprising how quickly these things die down.
[522] It's been a year and a half since the last murder happened and no one talks about it anymore.
[523] Nothing ever happens here.
[524] There.
[525] You think people would be talking about this shit for a pretty long time.
[526] Anyways, I'll email you an update if a similar murder happens in 2024.
[527] Stay tuned.
[528] We will.
[529] They're a great job.
[530] That was awesome.
[531] It was international.
[532] Kids killing kids is always a fascination.
[533] Japan has some like fucking interesting.
[534] Like, I feel like it's a specific type of murder and a type of murderer.
[535] And yeah.
[536] Well, because culturally they're so like locked down and everyone's on, you know, that's how it's presented to America.
[537] It's like, you know, everyone does their homework.
[538] Everyone, they're always in uniforms.
[539] There's expectations beyond what we have here in America.
[540] Yes.
[541] There's a lot of cultural.
[542] pressures to succeed and to be of a certain it's always education based and yeah yeah so then you mess that up you fuck around in the middle of that and like you're bringing in the shame element freaks everyone out yeah goodbye bye bye speaking of uh speaking of goodbyes yeah let's say one now go to um Instagram my favorite murder and go to Twitter My favorite murder If you read review and subscribe You're less likely to be murdered That don't take that as fact That's from the FBI But you can't rely on Their numbers Elvis is hiding Elvis doesn't get it Elvis You can whistle There's Mimi What about her Mimi won me Yeah Mimi Mimi want cookie Maybe you want a cookie?
[543] Oh, no. She's very quiet.
[544] All right.
[545] Oh, here he comes.
[546] All right.
[547] Then if you're here, then I'm going to say, stay sexy.
[548] Don't get murdered.
[549] Elvis, you want a cookie?
[550] Yeah.
[551] You want a cookie?
[552] You're going to need to change it up a little, dude.
[553] That was like a little pouty.
[554] Yeah.
[555] Bye.
[556] Bye.