#1544 - Tim Dillon

[0] Joe Rogan podcast, check it out.

[1] The Joe Rogan experience.

[2] Train by day, Joe Rogan podcast by night, all day.

[3] I'm here with the COVID kid.

[4] COVID kid, baby.

[5] No, you're free.

[6] I'm free.

[7] You're COVID -free.

[8] Antibodies are negative.

[9] Are you worried?

[10] You're traveling in some risky circumstances.

[11] Yeah, well, a lot of these clubs that you work are, they're pretty full.

[12] They're pretty full.

[13] I've been looking at those lines outside your club.

[14] I'm like, how big is this place where you're going to socially distance all these people?

[15] It doesn't seem that socially distance.

[16] At all.

[17] I don't know.

[18] But we also don't know nobody, you know, is it airborne?

[19] Can you get it?

[20] Yes.

[21] It is airborne.

[22] 100%.

[23] Well, that's not great.

[24] No. You definitely can get it from the air.

[25] But here's the thing, man. This is so politicized.

[26] It's been so politicized.

[27] If you look at the numbers of deaths, the numbers of deaths are way down.

[28] They're talking about the numbers of, like, cases are up.

[29] Right.

[30] But the deaths are way down.

[31] Yeah.

[32] They're much better at treating it.

[33] Yeah, way better.

[34] But also, it's like, people are better at taking care of themselves that they're going to go out and do things too.

[35] They understand most people are aware of vitamin D now.

[36] I take it every day, 5 ,000 I use.

[37] There you go.

[38] A lot of people wear of zinc.

[39] A lot of people wear of vitamin C. And a lot of people are also that are high risk, they're not going.

[40] Yeah.

[41] I mean, sometimes you look at people in the clubs.

[42] Like I'll look at some members of my audience.

[43] I'm like, you shouldn't be here.

[44] You're taking way too big of a risk.

[45] For a few ha -haas.

[46] Yeah, but I'm happy about the ticket.

[47] And thanks for coming, but I'm like just looking at them going, I wouldn't be in that chair if I were you.

[48] But you've got to make your own decision.

[49] Maybe you have to.

[50] I would, I think if I was locked up for six months and I couldn't go out.

[51] And then one of my favorite comics was in town.

[52] I'm like, fuck, let's go out.

[53] Let's go do it.

[54] I got tickets.

[55] Mike, you're coming.

[56] Yeah, well, you got to be, obviously you want to avoid getting it.

[57] But there's a level of fatalism where you have to say, listen.

[58] Yeah.

[59] You know, there's no guarantee.

[60] You could walk out of your house.

[61] and encounter any number of things it could kill you.

[62] Well, Florida just said, fuck it.

[63] They just said, fuck it.

[64] We're opening it up.

[65] Full capacity.

[66] Everything.

[67] Concerts.

[68] Everything.

[69] You could do like arenas.

[70] They won't even close down for that long.

[71] Not that long.

[72] They closed down for a few weeks.

[73] Long enough.

[74] They were like, that's enough.

[75] Everyone sobered up.

[76] That was just a hangover.

[77] Everybody got sober in Florida.

[78] They sobered up and went, let's get back at it.

[79] Disney World's been open forever.

[80] Disney Land and L .A. is still closed.

[81] They're about to go bankrupt.

[82] Yeah.

[83] Disney World.

[84] They're like, come on.

[85] man, wear I'm asking.

[86] I don't give a fuck.

[87] Yeah, who cares?

[88] They don't care.

[89] Yeah, just come in, be careful.

[90] Don't get eaten by an alligator.

[91] Yeah.

[92] You might get eaten by an alligator.

[93] Or you might get a cough.

[94] Right.

[95] Or you might get a cold.

[96] Yeah, it seems like we're trending in the direction of things opening up.

[97] Listen, got to give people freedom.

[98] The government was never supposed to have the ability to tell you what you can and can't do in terms of like what's risky.

[99] The argument against that is that you're putting other people in.

[100] in danger.

[101] At this point in time, we're six months into this fucking thing.

[102] You got to peel the band -aid off.

[103] You got to do something.

[104] You can't, you can't just allow people to go bankrupt and never be able to work.

[105] Well, it's also like Thomas Sowell, the economist said, he's like, there are no, one of my favorite quotes, because there's no solutions, there's only trade -offs.

[106] So it's a trade -off, right?

[107] So if you tell everyone, yes, you might keep some people healthy, but at what level of damage to the economy, to people's livelihoods, suicide is up, child abuse is up.

[108] There's all kinds of problems that come from a lockdown.

[109] Yeah, it's way up.

[110] Suicide's way up.

[111] That's crazy.

[112] Yeah, suicide, child abuse.

[113] And that shocked me that child abuse was up because I was like who...

[114] I thought child abuse was like a fixed thing, meaning if you hit your kids, you just hit your kids.

[115] No, I think people react to, like, heavy stressed.

[116] Right.

[117] I mean, how many people are just broke and don't know what to do and their kids won't shut the fuck up?

[118] And they just got a smack.

[119] Yeah.

[120] It's terrible.

[121] It's very sad.

[122] It's the sad as far.

[123] fucking time ever because people are losing their jobs and they're losing their livelihoods and they didn't do anything wrong.

[124] It's the only time.

[125] Nobody's addressing that.

[126] Like nobody's addressing that.

[127] And then there's a lot of people, you know, you know, celebrities and people that have a lot of money that are shaming people who want to go back to work.

[128] Yeah.

[129] And they're saying that these people just want to go out and party and have fun.

[130] It's like, no, they need to earn money.

[131] Yeah.

[132] Well, that's shaming people that want to do shows.

[133] I've seen that.

[134] Right.

[135] Yeah.

[136] It's crazy.

[137] They're fools.

[138] They're people with money.

[139] and listen, people can do almost anything that puts them at risk and freely, right?

[140] You can be a MX bike, you can fucking bungee jump.

[141] You could go, sail, you could eat anything you want.

[142] Yeah, you can sail in the ocean.

[143] You could fucking hand glide.

[144] You could do all these different things that are like super dangerous.

[145] You can eat anything you want.

[146] You can go get drunk all the time, kill your liver.

[147] Right.

[148] The idea that this shouldn't be something that you should be able to try, or do because you're going to put other people at risk.

[149] Boy, that gets real sketchy.

[150] That gets real sketchy because the people that are at risk, they know they're at risk.

[151] It's not like you're sneaking up on them.

[152] It's one thing if you have a kid, this is where it gets dangerous.

[153] If you have like a 21 -year -old kid who parties all the time, and then you're like 60 and your kid comes home and he gives it to you and you die.

[154] Right.

[155] That's real.

[156] Yeah.

[157] That's real.

[158] If you live with your fucking parents or you live with your grandparents, yeah, don't do anything high risk, you fucking asshole.

[159] Yeah.

[160] But if you're like a regular person who lives by themselves or lives with some friends and you want to be able to go out and you're willing to take the risk, you should be able to.

[161] You should be able to.

[162] Yeah.

[163] People need to make money.

[164] Well, the government's not supposed to be able to have that kind of power over you.

[165] Right.

[166] And once they have it, it's very difficult for them to let it go.

[167] Yeah.

[168] Well, we saw it after 9 -11, right?

[169] After 9 -11, the government took a lot of powers, supposedly for very good, virtuous reasons of keeping America safe or protecting everybody.

[170] And a lot of those powers, they never let him go.

[171] Are we going to go right into conspiracies?

[172] They never gave them back.

[173] No, I just thought it was a nice segue.

[174] Do you have your Q T -shirt?

[175] I just thought it was a nice segue.

[176] That's all.

[177] I just thought we could bring up 9 -11 really quick.

[178] Just we could go, just a nice route to, you know.

[179] The underground military bases.

[180] But I mean, it's true.

[181] They have a lot of power and they don't give it back.

[182] None of the powers they get, they don't give them back.

[183] They don't go, oh, the disease is over.

[184] Now we're going to, you know, contact tracing.

[185] It sounds great, right?

[186] Somebody, oh, it doesn't even sound great.

[187] But the idea of it is like if you're in contact with people, they trace who you were in contact with because of COVID.

[188] They're going to do that for other reasons and you're not going to like it.

[189] They're going to use that technology to trace people that are considered antisocial personality disorder or whatever it is.

[190] They don't like what you posted on Facebook?

[191] I mean, that's coming.

[192] But what if you get injured?

[193] What if you hurt your back and they know that they put you on pills?

[194] Right.

[195] And then they say, hey, you're driving, Tim?

[196] What's going on?

[197] Tim, you're driving?

[198] Right.

[199] You're on the pills.

[200] Are you driving on pills?

[201] Or whatever the fuck it is.

[202] If there's someone, look, Snowden talked about how people could just read your emails, right?

[203] Right.

[204] Well, who's, what's to stop someone from tracing you?

[205] Like, say you have some political disagreement with some guy who's in office, but you also cheat on your wife.

[206] Right.

[207] And they go, look, Tim's going over to this fucking lady's house and slipping out of the old fucking schlazoo.

[208] Right.

[209] It's a huge problem.

[210] It's a problem.

[211] That nobody, like, we've all resigned ourselves to the fact that it's happening.

[212] We just go, huh, you just shrug.

[213] Well, we're busy.

[214] Yeah.

[215] That's how we feel about a lot of things.

[216] There's too much to think about.

[217] Like, that's how it is with the NSA, you know, the mass surveillance.

[218] I mean, people just sort of go, well, what are you going to do?

[219] What are you going to do?

[220] Most people are like, you know, my favorite, and I've said it too, it's like, they're like, if you want to surveil me, doing nothing.

[221] You know, that's everybody's like, hey, surveil me. I get it.

[222] I've said, I've made jokes like that.

[223] But it's, I think it's when you look at tech and how much power the tech, has acquired over the last five years, for example.

[224] Have you watched The Social Dilemma?

[225] I did.

[226] Holy fuck.

[227] I did.

[228] Yeah, I mean, I thought a lot of that was pretty well -known before it, though, right?

[229] It's well -known to you.

[230] Okay.

[231] But I think for people who don't, like, really pay attention to it.

[232] See, here's the difference between you and I and the regular folks.

[233] Right.

[234] People have a real job.

[235] Say, if you work for Microsoft, your fucking job all day is thinking about Microsoft.

[236] Right.

[237] You have real important shit.

[238] You have bottom lines.

[239] You have to bump up.

[240] You have goals to meet.

[241] You have meetings.

[242] You have to get together.

[243] Right.

[244] They have things to think of.

[245] They can't.

[246] We're just fucking off all day.

[247] Yeah.

[248] No, that is a good point.

[249] We don't, we don't.

[250] Well, and part of our job is to kind of fuck off.

[251] Yes.

[252] Part of our job is to figure out what's funny out there.

[253] Right.

[254] And you can't do that by really focusing on one thing.

[255] You have to just go all over the place.

[256] Right.

[257] But I think the social dilemma when I watch it, I was like, yeah, it's the, thing with social media is it's not designed to work well like it's designed to work how it's working right i mean that was maybe the biggest thing about social dilemm it's like this is designed to work this way you're you should be fighting the negativity spreads very quickly yeah people are going to go at each other's throats you're fighting with family i fight i look at i watch family members fight each other uh that don't even talk in real life like they wouldn't even know each other existed but they find each other and fight and they would never see each other they would maybe do it once at a reunion every three years.

[258] But what's the answer?

[259] Is the answer to just log off?

[260] That seems to be the only answer.

[261] Logging off is not the worst idea.

[262] Right.

[263] I think, you know, I was in the woods recently.

[264] I was in Utah hunting and no service for three days and it was great.

[265] Do you feel a high?

[266] People say like you feel a high the day, like a day of no phone.

[267] They say you feel like you get up the next day.

[268] You're noticing like birds.

[269] You notice things.

[270] You feel better.

[271] Yeah.

[272] If you can't check your phone all the time because it doesn't work.

[273] Yeah.

[274] You don't check your phone.

[275] What are you going to look at your pictures over and over again?

[276] You're not.

[277] Right.

[278] You want interaction.

[279] That's what you want to check likes or comments.

[280] Dopamine hit.

[281] I don't read comments and I don't check likes and I don't check.

[282] I have a very strict policy and it's made me very happy.

[283] Right.

[284] But even that, even that, I watch, I look at other people's shit.

[285] Right.

[286] So I would go to look at your page.

[287] I would laugh at your stuff.

[288] Okay.

[289] And I'd go read your comments about who this guy's a piece of shit.

[290] And I would read, read assholes being mean.

[291] And even though it's not about me, it has nothing to do with me, I would still occasionally run to things that bothered me or run into behavior that annoyed me. And then I'm like, why am I focusing on some person that doesn't even have a real name?

[292] Yeah.

[293] Their name is like, you know, fucking A plus.

[294] Yeah.

[295] I stopped the comments when one of them was said that we think Whitney Cummings is Tim Dillon CIA handler.

[296] I said, I'm going to check out now.

[297] Like this is.

[298] Yeah, they were like, he's not talking about Obamagate on issue.

[299] show, it's because Whitney Cummys is telling him not.

[300] I'm like, Whitney Cummys, I love her to death.

[301] I don't think she knows what Obamagate is, and I have mentioned it a few times.

[302] It was like, but it was just so funny.

[303] I started laughing, but I'm like, I, because it's people's mental illness.

[304] Like, you're just living in people's very dysfunctional minds.

[305] Well, there's people I know that I know, not good friends, but I know pretty casually that will tell me that they think the CIA talks to me about who I can have on the show.

[306] Right.

[307] Yeah, because I've had Mike Baker on the guy who used to be in the CIA.

[308] He's still in.

[309] Most likely.

[310] I even joked with him about it.

[311] But my interaction with him is about what we talk about on the podcast.

[312] And then afterwards we talk about like fishing.

[313] That's our conversation.

[314] He doesn't bring you in a room and threaten you.

[315] There's no, there's none of that.

[316] The CIA doesn't have a podcasting division.

[317] Right.

[318] Like they're not like who's on Marin this week.

[319] That's not what they're, they're not booking podcasts.

[320] I bet they do now.

[321] That's interesting.

[322] They might.

[323] I bet they do now.

[324] I bet they didn't before we came around.

[325] But now they might.

[326] I would imagine they understand.

[327] They're big in movies.

[328] They're big in movies.

[329] That's huge.

[330] Like movies, especially movies that are made about, you know, zero dark 30, things like that, about the torture, Catherine Bigel.

[331] Like, they try to justify their policies through popular culture all the time.

[332] Oh, yeah.

[333] It's propaganda.

[334] Yeah, but I just think it's hilarious the idea that they have to now check who's on a podcast.

[335] Yeah, I don't know if it's the CIA.

[336] I mean, I don't know who's doing that, but it's someone in government.

[337] It's paying attention.

[338] Most certainly has relationships with Hollywood.

[339] And also, like, the people in Hollywood, if the CIA calls you up and you're doing a movie like Zero Dark 30, and they go, we'd like to talk to you about this, like, fuck yeah, we're going to talk to the CIA, we're going to talk to the SEALs, we're going to talk to the NSA.

[340] Yeah.

[341] You want to know.

[342] Yeah, you want to know.

[343] But then they can also feed you whatever information they want.

[344] For sure.

[345] Yeah.

[346] For sure, that's happened.

[347] For sure, there's been propaganda that's been spilled through Hollywood.

[348] There's no doubt about it.

[349] I just think they missed the boat on this podcast thing.

[350] They didn't know it was coming.

[351] They should have gotten involved.

[352] They should have gotten involved.

[353] They need to have a few under.

[354] cover CIA agents doing a podcast out of their Brooklyn apartment.

[355] The things you wouldn't be good.

[356] And making millions.

[357] You have to have mental illness.

[358] You have to be a little sick.

[359] Yeah.

[360] I mean, when I think of how many hours I've talked to or how many hours you've talked for, there's something wrong.

[361] Something very wrong.

[362] Then people need to realize that.

[363] Like, if you take my opinion seriously, like listen to me. I don't even take my opinion seriously.

[364] What are you listening to me for?

[365] Half the time I'm just thinking out loud.

[366] Right.

[367] I have no, like literally maybe 40 % of the things that I say on this podcast, I don't know what I'm saying when I'm saying it.

[368] Right.

[369] I'm just thinking out loud.

[370] Right.

[371] And that's the whole art form of doing this because you can't, you have to explore every possibility.

[372] Yeah.

[373] And sometimes I have a thought that's very well thought out sometimes where it's like, no, I've thought about this for a while.

[374] And this is why I believe this.

[375] Yeah.

[376] And there's a difference.

[377] Like, you'll hear things that I say that are like really clear.

[378] I know what I'm saying.

[379] Right.

[380] know what I'm talking.

[381] And then you hear like rambling nonsense too.

[382] Right.

[383] And you got to, that's just how it goes.

[384] If you're going to think out loud, you're going to have both of those things.

[385] Why do you think people get so angry at the idea of that?

[386] Like, people get very angry at the idea of like being just being open to the idea of being wrong.

[387] Like people get angry and they're like, every word out of your mouth has to be absolutely the what you wanted to be.

[388] And it's weird to me. Because we're in a gotcha sound bite culture.

[389] Right.

[390] So one of the ways they'll digest your show or my show is someone will put a clip up.

[391] Look with this piece of.

[392] shit Tim Dillon said and it'll have something that you said completely out of context in a two and a half hour rant where you're just like talking nonsense about JFK still being alive or whatever it is yeah I mean I end my live show every every every every show I've been doing right now by saying thanks for having me everybody Ruth Bader Ginsburg is burning in hell and that's and it's that's fun because to me I'm like you know all I've seen is praise lavished upon her and deservedly so right but the funny angle to me is that she's actually burning in hell and good night and that's what but if you take that and you you know you don't understand that that's a funny thing to say yes and that there is no hell probably and i don't know who's there but that's the funny angle to say of course yeah yeah well that's you know one of the things louis sike said when he was talking about comedy material and you know getting in trouble for material he's like comedy is often saying things things that you're not supposed to say right like that's why you say because everyone knows you're not supposed to say it that's and then you go and say it and like oh my god and that's what's funny yes the idea that you're holding people to those thoughts is if this is like an affidavit right and they've signed this and they've worked it out with lawyers and this is my position yeah and this is where i stand no you're literally talking off the cuff saying something preposterous like ruth bader ginsberg is burning in hell right now and you're you're doing that just so everybody else goes, ah.

[393] It gets a big, everyone goes, ah, because it's crazy.

[394] It's entertaining.

[395] It's crazy.

[396] And maybe true.

[397] But what is crazy about it is that it's, you know, it's the unexpected.

[398] It's the crazy just out there, say the most insane thing you can.

[399] Well, the thing about it today, though, is everyone is looking to catch people saying things you shouldn't say and getting mad at you.

[400] And then they want to silence you.

[401] Right.

[402] They want to stop you from saying the things that you.

[403] What happened to curiosity?

[404] You know, to me, it's like a lot of this is the death of curiosity, right?

[405] Because I grew up and I listened to all these different radio shows.

[406] I would listen to AM talk radio, guys like Bob Grant and Rush Limbaugh.

[407] Oh, yeah, I remember Bob Grant.

[408] He used to go, get off my phone, you fake phony fraud.

[409] And he would just hang up on people.

[410] He would fight with people.

[411] Guys would call him.

[412] It was always like the same guy.

[413] He was like, Bob, this is Tony from Seaside Heights.

[414] And he would go, you know, I think you're, you know, the Clinton's, I think it'd be a little lighter.

[415] And Bob would go, well, you, shut up.

[416] And they would just fight all day.

[417] And I didn't know if the guy was right or if he was wrong.

[418] I just knew what was happening was hilarious and interesting.

[419] And I was curious about what other people in the world.

[420] That was a young kid being driven around by my parents.

[421] But I'm like, I was curious about what other people in the world thought, what they were saying.

[422] Because when you listen to those talk radio shows, you're in a car, you're driving around, and you hear some psychopath that's calling Bob Grant.

[423] Like they used to say to Bob Grant, they'd be like, you know, you really disappointed me. And Bob Grant would go, do you know me?

[424] Do you have any knowledge of who I am?

[425] Like, I disappointed you.

[426] And then you would try to look at the cars and be like, I wonder what psychopath went home and called the guy, you know?

[427] So I was just curious.

[428] Now it seems like there's this death of curiosity where no one is curious about what anyone else is thinking unless it happens to be what they're thinking.

[429] It has to coincide exactly with how you view the world.

[430] So uninteresting.

[431] It's part of it is social media and part of it is Trump, right?

[432] Trump has, his, his brand of being president, his way of doing it, has polarized people so hard that they will do anything and everything they can to keep him from being president again, from being president a second term.

[433] And they're forcing compliance.

[434] You have to comply with our view of what's going on in the world.

[435] And I think I find it fascinating just going through my Instagram feed and looking at people who are Trump supporters and Trump haters and looking at their perspectives.

[436] Right.

[437] And looking at this, this fucking giant Grand Canyon like divide.

[438] And my favorite thing is vote.

[439] Tell everyone to vote.

[440] That's what everyone does now.

[441] It's telling a whole podcast episode this week.

[442] I go, I'm not telling you to vote.

[443] It's not my job.

[444] Vote or don't vote?

[445] It's like, I don't tell you to eat your vegetables.

[446] I don't tell you to jog.

[447] I don't tell you to do anything.

[448] I'm not telling you have to meditate.

[449] Hey, raise your kids.

[450] You spend time with your kids?

[451] Are you spending time with your son?

[452] He's in college.

[453] You and him don't talk.

[454] Like, what in God's name?

[455] Like, you walk into a nightclub.

[456] to see me, I say Ruth Burdenkinsberg's burning in hell, then I turn around and go, everyone make sure to have a voting plan.

[457] Well, what's happened is there's a lot of these fucking idiots that aren't getting any attention and we've found out why they're in show business.

[458] They're not just in show business to create.

[459] They're not just in show business to hone their craft and to be good as an actor or be good as a comic.

[460] They want attention.

[461] And when there's no attention to be had on stage, they seek it out on Twitter and they seek it out by being correct about things.

[462] Some people are Twitter and they're just hilarious.

[463] They're just saying ridiculous shit.

[464] Very funny.

[465] The same thing with Instagram.

[466] Like, Lil Duvall is my favorite.

[467] Yeah, he's great.

[468] Never gets political.

[469] Never gets serious.

[470] Right.

[471] Everything's just having a good time.

[472] Occasionally talking about pussy.

[473] Right.

[474] That's mostly what he does.

[475] Yeah.

[476] But some people, they lack that self -awareness and all they want is likes.

[477] Right.

[478] So they try to figure out, what can I say to get people thinking that I'm really progressive and really open -minded and, you know, what can I say?

[479] Yeah.

[480] It really like hits the.

[481] tone and gets a lot of juicy likes.

[482] I'd like to hit about 2 ,000 likes with this one.

[483] It's so weird because to me, social media is so fun because, like, the people that are really the best at it are 15.

[484] They're the winners.

[485] Like, the TikTok kids are the winners.

[486] The DeMilio girls have like 80 million, like you're...

[487] They're making money.

[488] They're making real money.

[489] Like millions of dollars.

[490] And they're doing this.

[491] Yeah.

[492] My fucking 12 year old walks around the house all day.

[493] Yeah.

[494] So what are we all even trying to, like your take is not half of them going like this.

[495] Right.

[496] So what are we doing?

[497] Like your numbers are not like those.

[498] So I look at it.

[499] It's like it's a joke.

[500] Like social media should be a joke because it is a joke.

[501] Because the people that are really monetizing it like a lot of those people, they're 16 year olds and they're dancing around and it's like and it's unsurious.

[502] It's a silly thing.

[503] The accumulation of time during the day, right?

[504] If you look at people's phones, I'd love to grab a list of Milano's phone and go eight hours.

[505] Right.

[506] Eight hours you're on your phone?

[507] Eight hours?

[508] How many of these people are interacting with other human beings for eight hours a day?

[509] Not, yeah, very few.

[510] Very few.

[511] And certainly not having meaningful conversations and long, like what they're doing is they're seeking approval through others online.

[512] And it's very fake, like hollow, shallow way.

[513] And that's what Twitter is.

[514] It's arguing with people.

[515] But some people use it well.

[516] There's journalists that use it well.

[517] There's people that like find interesting things to discuss.

[518] And they, some people pull it off, but it's not many.

[519] Yeah.

[520] I'm wondering if the answer is just abstinence because I don't think people can handle this, right?

[521] That's what Ari found out.

[522] Yeah, I think that you might have to just disconnect.

[523] And I wonder if subsequent generations will.

[524] Like, they'll just go, we saw what happened in 2020 and this stuff almost led to a civil war and craziness.

[525] We don't want any part of it.

[526] Too many people like it.

[527] Too many people like it for everybody to jump off.

[528] But I think enough people are going to understand because of documentaries like the social dilemma and conversations that they have with each other about it where they're going to check out.

[529] And, you know, what is that?

[530] What is that the light phone?

[531] Is that what it's called?

[532] The one that's like, It's a black and white phone.

[533] All you can do is text and make phone calls off of it.

[534] It's like a small, so it doesn't give you the, like, the vivid imagery of an iPhone.

[535] Right.

[536] Can't watch YouTube videos on it.

[537] Just call 911.

[538] But if you want to text me, you can text me. And if you want to call me, you can call me. And that's all it does.

[539] So no data.

[540] Is that what it's called?

[541] The light phone?

[542] Yeah.

[543] Look at this thing.

[544] See, this is for people that realize they're junkies.

[545] And they're like, oh, I'm a junkie.

[546] It's kind of embarrassing, though, that you got I can't control myself.

[547] I need a light phone.

[548] It is, and it isn't, though, man, because there's something to be said for this.

[549] There's something really good to be said for this.

[550] Yeah, it's a phone, an alarm.

[551] Oh, you can play music on it.

[552] You can get a taxi.

[553] Taxi.

[554] What do you live?

[555] You live in Bangladesh?

[556] Soon, light phone's going to sneak in a messaging feed.

[557] Like, light phone's going to start to creep in.

[558] No, no, no, no. I'm amazed that it has music on it, though.

[559] I am shocked by that.

[560] The light phone can call, text, or set alarms out of the box.

[561] What's up, Jamie?

[562] It might be right.

[563] Some parent will buy this for the kid, be like, You can have a phone, but all you can have is a light phone, and then kids will hack it to get it.

[564] Oh, it's coming.

[565] No, it's coming.

[566] There should be, by the way, they should have like a fight phone where the only only thing on it is Twitter.

[567] You can't call anyone.

[568] You can't text.

[569] Just have a fight phone.

[570] It's just Twitter and Facebook, and you can't call 911 if you get hit by a car.

[571] Optional tech available includes calculator, a simple music player, and a podcast to it while you fucked up there.

[572] Big problem.

[573] Big problem.

[574] Here's an animation of some of the interfaces are future tools that are still in development.

[575] Not all these tools are yet available.

[576] You know, I know friends who have taken Twitter and Instagram and Sam Harris deleted Instagram off his phone a long time.

[577] He told me, he goes, I'm infinitely happier without it on my phone.

[578] Because he would get in arguments with people on Instagram.

[579] Oh, Twitter.

[580] And I would text him, I'd be like, what the fuck are you doing, man?

[581] You're a neuroscientist.

[582] You're brilliant.

[583] Why are you fighting with people online?

[584] Why you fight with these idiots?

[585] But it's like you get really.

[586] wrapped up and people like saying disparaging things about you yeah you're being defamed then you're you don't have to read it you don't have to read it you don't have to read it you're big you're big with that like you don't get into the fray when people say nonsense about you I don't there's too many people saying nonsense about right right right to spend my whole day doing right because that would it would take hours and hours yeah and that's how you wind up not being productive right you you want to be successful you want to get things done you can be arguing with people about who you are, do you know who you are?

[587] If you know who you are, you can't argue with people about who you are.

[588] Right.

[589] You know, makes sense.

[590] And if people want to bring up mistakes you've made 10 years ago or five years ago, like, okay, great.

[591] Good luck with that.

[592] Try to diminish me. It's a silly way to treat people.

[593] I wouldn't do it to other people.

[594] I don't want them to do it to me, but I don't want to argue with you either.

[595] Right.

[596] If you want to talk in person, if people want to talk in person, that's how people work things out.

[597] And most of the time when you do that, you wind up hugging or laughing.

[598] Yeah, it's fine.

[599] Most people, People are cool.

[600] It's a shit way to communicate.

[601] It's bad.

[602] I know people, I'll see people that are fighting on Facebook and I'm like, I know you have each other's numbers.

[603] Right.

[604] And also, fuck the number.

[605] If you saw each other in person, I guarantee you just talk.

[606] Nine times out of ten.

[607] Right.

[608] You would just talk.

[609] Right.

[610] You would just be like, well, I think he's this and that.

[611] Well, maybe.

[612] I mean, I don't know.

[613] Like, you'd work it out.

[614] Right.

[615] It's not that wall there that's between you on social media.

[616] It's also like when someone's writing something and you can't, you're not there in front of them they're just writing it and then you have to read it and then you write something back it's like it's we have an amazing way to communicate and involves looking at each other it involves being near each other it involves registering when you say something mean and the it bothers a person right like all that stuff's out the window when you're just texting or when you're tweeting tweeting is even worse right because in the whole world seeing it and you know that someone's saying something mean about you and other people are reading it right this must be real other people can read it yeah It's a terrible way to communicate.

[617] It's the worst.

[618] It's probably the worst way in history we've ever had to have a productive conversation.

[619] And there are so many people that are mentally ill because of it.

[620] Mentally ill. Do you think it exacerbated something?

[621] 100%.

[622] Yeah.

[623] 100%.

[624] Yeah.

[625] And a lot of them are these fucking actors and actresses.

[626] Yeah.

[627] That are just, they're not getting any attention.

[628] It's narcissism run wild and there's no puncturing it with any type of objective reality or facts they're creating their own world to live in does this get worse though i think it kind of gets worse i think it heads to a kind of dystopian place where everybody lives in their own reality we're seeing that right now and it just seems to be uh inevitable to a degree the real fear is that it's going to get more immersive right the real fear is that the solution will be even worse than this and it's going to be like in your head chip in the head yeah yeah yeah some neuralink type shit that the next level of this interaction the next level of technology is going to be way more immersive.

[629] That's what I'm worried about.

[630] I'm worried it's not going to be something you escape from.

[631] Like, you can escape, like, you just leave your phone there.

[632] Yeah, but this, if, if that phone goes into your body, exactly, you're not escaping.

[633] Yeah, you just hit the switch.

[634] Tim, just hit the switch.

[635] Don't turn it on when you pee.

[636] And you're in.

[637] Don't check your messages while you're peeing.

[638] Right.

[639] Just let me see how people feel about it.

[640] Everyone's mad.

[641] Everyone hates me. Oh, the Megan McCain routine.

[642] I got to be honest with you, it sounds so convenient the chip already, because.

[643] Because I lose my phone a lot, and so I'm, like, already, like, I could just get a chip and then just kind of click it on, and I will just...

[644] What are you worried about it?

[645] You're a strong man. Yeah, you can handle it.

[646] What are you wearing?

[647] Sticks and stones can hurt your bones.

[648] I know.

[649] Maybe we should all embrace it.

[650] Maybe we should just go that rude.

[651] Like, maybe there is no fight anymore.

[652] Maybe we should just...

[653] Maybe we're not spending enough time on Twitter.

[654] Right.

[655] Just be a cunt 24 hours a day.

[656] Just lay in a spot and tweet.

[657] Go to war.

[658] Just go to war.

[659] Just fire off tweets all day, every day.

[660] people you don't know just just quote people and go bad take nope i love that you just quote tweet and go nope fuck off bad take be better be better is my favorite be better just keep going just all the passive aggressive shit that you could say possibly you almost wonder is it just do you just jump in hard and then you have like facebook which is the to me the funniest one because it is truly uh it's a graveyard it's it's elderly people screaming out into the void and into nothing.

[661] It's purgatory.

[662] It's multiple paragraph posts.

[663] It's purgatory for people that are like on their death pen.

[664] They're in the latter years of their life.

[665] Their dog just died.

[666] They've got a picture of their dead dog on Facebook.

[667] They're saying Max took his last nap.

[668] And then they're writing three paragraphs about Kamala Harris.

[669] It's like this is crazy.

[670] And then other people are fighting with them.

[671] And it's really sick.

[672] But I like it.

[673] I enjoy it.

[674] I do a thread sometimes.

[675] Instead of a Netflix movie, sometimes I'll just do a 300 comment thread.

[676] Really?

[677] Yeah, just read it.

[678] I'll just read it.

[679] I'll just go, wow.

[680] You know, some people are surprisingly smart.

[681] Some people are so out there.

[682] Some people that used to sell me cocaine are now big into family values.

[683] So I love that.

[684] Yeah, a lot of my ex -cote dealers are now Q people.

[685] So they're like, save the children.

[686] I'm like, you didn't raise your children.

[687] You sold me cocaine.

[688] Kane, I was a child.

[689] I was doing it when I was in my teens.

[690] And now you're like, we need to save the children in the tunnels.

[691] I'm like, what?

[692] So it's fun to track the progression of people through those sites.

[693] Yeah, and there's enough real child trafficking where those people get like positive reinforcement of their ideas.

[694] Of course.

[695] We were talking about recently, Jamie, those 35 people that were saved in Georgia.

[696] As long as they're saved in Ohio.

[697] are, they're also right.

[698] Yeah.

[699] That's the thing about the cube people.

[700] As wrong as they are, they're also right in certain instances.

[701] There's human trafficking is a massive problem.

[702] It's a real problem.

[703] There have been massive cover -ups with our government and many other governments.

[704] Do you know that right now?

[705] We're in the midst of one right now.

[706] Today, there's more slavery today than when we had slavery in the United States.

[707] 25 missing and endangered kids rescued in Ohio over two weeks.

[708] U .S. Marshals located dozens of missing children between the ages of 13 and 18 in a mission called Operation Safety Net, the children found in Cleveland, East Cleveland, Akron, Mansfield, what is that, Euclid, Euclid, Willoughby, and even Miami, Florida.

[709] Wow.

[710] So right there, it's an operation.

[711] That's a trafficking operation.

[712] It's real.

[713] Yeah, that is really.

[714] And it's particularly real when, you know, you can get kids that are orphans and foster kids.

[715] Yeah, and the government, I mean, this is what nobody really wants to admit, the United States government at all levels has in many ways like been either a kind of, I won't say a sponsor of this on the whole, but there's elements of the CIA that have allowed things like this to happen in order to get information on people.

[716] This is one of the - Well, that was the idea about the Epstein thing.

[717] Absolutely it was.

[718] It was that they let him do that so they would have something over these people.

[719] And that is sick beyond human comprehension.

[720] and most people don't want to really admit that's happening.

[721] And when I think, like, a lot of the cute people found that stuff out, then their brains melted, and they were like, oh, but David Spade's eating kids.

[722] It's like, that's not it.

[723] That's not where it goes.

[724] What it is is that you have a lot of people that are, you know, getting educated overnight.

[725] Yeah.

[726] And their minds cannot handle the amount of information, much of it very disturbing.

[727] remember last week when you asked that like that was the first time that that happened the like epstein style story and I mentioned that which which obscene style story just like that I think you said something like this has never happened before like senators oh that's right and then you found that other story he's the one I learned about it from yeah well no this happened before it happened in in Omaha Nebraska it was called the Franklin scandal a lot of people know about it a guy named Nick Bryant wrote a book about it and there was an interstate pedophile network that was trafficking kids to wealthy and powerful people many of them in the government I mean I mean, there's a market, there's money here.

[728] This was the one.

[729] That's separate from North Fox Island because North Fox Island also.

[730] I mean, there's many, many.

[731] He knows a lot of them.

[732] There's many, I had some guys on the podcast that blew my mind.

[733] I had no, and I was a conspiracy guy, and I had no idea that this was going on.

[734] But a lot of it is blackmail.

[735] Yeah.

[736] And a lot of it is people allowing the worst things imaginable to happen to children in order to gain leverage on other people.

[737] That's what was happening with Epstein.

[738] That's what was happening with Franklin.

[739] But it's also people that have that hunger.

[740] Of course.

[741] have this appetite for sick shit.

[742] Of course.

[743] They're sick, sadistic pedophiles.

[744] And then some group of people call it an intelligence agency or whoever.

[745] Whoever wants leverage, whoever wants power is using this as a means to obtain it.

[746] So even though the Q people are saying like, well, everyone in Hollywood has been executed and other clones.

[747] I mean, it's like, it's kind of funny.

[748] It's kind of funny a little bit.

[749] You know, they're really, you know, JFK Juniors alive.

[750] There's some real wild stuff.

[751] But the core premise, which is a human trafficking, is a. horrible insidious thing that it connected to many high high powered people isn't necessarily wrong right no it's not it's not wrong and there's a lot of evidence throughout history that's why you know that pizza gate shit turned out to be nonsense but but they're creepy and that art is creepy the the what's not just that the art is creepy yeah it's that the the the do you remember when bright bart wrote a tweet about john podesta yeah and he said is something to the degree of of when will it come out that John Podesta is like protecting, you know, sexual predators or something like that?

[752] I forget the tweet, Jamie could find it.

[753] But it was along the lines of that.

[754] It was almost like that he was helping them.

[755] Right.

[756] Inabling.

[757] Correct.

[758] Enabling, yes.

[759] And I forget, yeah.

[760] I mean, there have been people like that in high levels of government and in leadership.

[761] There it is.

[762] How Prague guru John Podesta is in household name is world class, underage, sex, slave op cover upper defending unspeakable dregs escapes me now 2011 february fourth he died shortly after that yeah he didn't die long after that not long but he also was unhealthy and crazy he was kind of crazy too right i don't know much about him but i'm sure he was a little wild i mean to get into that business you have to be right i would imagine i mean he was a guy that did a lot of stunts he was very like you know he was like one of the incendiary like he you know made a name for himself and made a name for his company.

[763] That's the, the problem with those guys is.

[764] whenever someone goes way out of their way to do stunts and to do things, it's like, uh, yeah, and then something else, if you're involved in something and then it's legitimate, now I have to go, right.

[765] But is it?

[766] That, um, the guy, uh, what the fuck is his name?

[767] That guy that's always, uh, doing the undercover shit.

[768] James O 'Keefe.

[769] He's got a new one now.

[770] about Ilan Omar The ballots in the car Yeah the ballots in the car And he's got these guys saying Look at all these ballots Look at all these ballots But you gotta go with that guy You gotta go okay But didn't he Didn't he There was some shit with Roy Moore Where they were trying to Get girls to say That he knocked them up And there was like a lot of Like sting shit It's like anybody that you know He's coming to this With an agenda Like a strong agenda But then he also catches shit That's real Yes Like he caught those people on Twitter, the Twitter executive talking about how they shadow ban people, talking about how they ban conservatives or how they block conservatives.

[771] That's all real.

[772] Right.

[773] That's all real.

[774] So it's like whenever someone can't be straight with you and they have little tricks and they have stunts, whenever that you go...

[775] I think the argument that those guys make is that to get any attention in the climate that we're in, it's almost impossible to do it with like a sober reasoned, rational approach.

[776] You have to, because it's the circus.

[777] They're competing with Trump.

[778] They're competing with anybody.

[779] They're competing for oxygen with some of the most entertaining president in history.

[780] By far.

[781] By far, right?

[782] So anything you do now has to be on that level of spectacle to get any type of attention.

[783] You look at the intellectuals that were, whether they were left wing or right wing from 30 or 40 years ago, they're appalled at the people now who are carrying their message.

[784] But people now who are carrying their message are like we're we're we're existing in the climate that we're in now what is the general consensus like how is the media treating this ilhan omar thing am i saying her name right i mean i mean look at me do you think i know how to pronounce i think you know it better than me ilhan omar's name when i look today because i saw it yesterday the initial response i saw was uh it's probably more from like liberal sides for being like this is just to uh fog the uh conversation because of all the tax stuff that just came out and now like take this with a grain of salt because of his history.

[785] Yeah, but it takes time to, it takes time to gather up that kind of information.

[786] I don't buy that it's just when the tax stuff came out, because that seems like something that's been working out for a while.

[787] He's got absentee ballots in the car.

[788] Yeah.

[789] Just filling them out, people fill them out.

[790] Is that how it works?

[791] Here's the thing.

[792] If that's not real, and this turns out to be bullshit, there should be a punishment for that.

[793] Absolutely.

[794] Because you are absolutely manipulating people.

[795] Well, you know who was fun.

[796] Remember the kid, Jacob Wool, who got banned on Twitter.

[797] this guy would just set up these blatantly fake things.

[798] Like they tried to get, I forget, maybe Robert Mueller or somebody.

[799] They tried to get somebody accused of sexual assault.

[800] He would do these stunts all the time, his kid, Jacob Wall.

[801] And he would just, he's a fun young guy from Orange County.

[802] He's a fun guy.

[803] And he would just go on Twitter and, like, try to, he would do fake press conference, Joe.

[804] They would call the whole media and they would go, we're about to reveal something spectacular and crazy.

[805] And none of it was ever true.

[806] And, I mean, he would just do this over and over again.

[807] So that was just his thing.

[808] He was just having fun.

[809] He's a kid having fun.

[810] But what I was going to say is, but if it turns out to be true, there should be punishment as well.

[811] Right.

[812] Like, when something like that gets revealed, and the more of those that turn out to not be true, like, there should be a number of those you could pull off before we go, all right, we can't listen to you anymore.

[813] And is he there.

[814] Yeah, I don't know.

[815] Because I have a, that kid is.

[816] But that kid is.

[817] But the James O 'Keefe guy isn't.

[818] No, he's got some...

[819] Because I have intelligent friends that sent me the Omar thing.

[820] And they're like, this is very disturbing.

[821] Well, I think a lot of it is, I mean, like, we were talking...

[822] If true, they said.

[823] If true.

[824] If true.

[825] Yeah.

[826] The caveat's very important.

[827] If true.

[828] Those two words are big.

[829] Yeah, if true.

[830] I mean, if I'm in any of the James O 'Keefe videos, you know they're a lie.

[831] If James O 'Keefe has me with a bunch of ballots in my car, we know it's...

[832] Yeah.

[833] And you're driving a cab all of a sudden.

[834] Yeah.

[835] I'm driving a cab, you know, and I got all these ballots, and I'm speaking to Jamaican accent.

[836] Then yes.

[837] Then yes, unfortunately.

[838] I don't know if it's true.

[839] I mean, it was funny because he was tweeting out that she said something about how voter fraud is like the numbers of voter fraud are so minuscule.

[840] It's like 0 .0006%.

[841] Yeah.

[842] And then he tweets out the stuff about her and voter fraud.

[843] Right.

[844] And I'm wondering how big, I don't know how big voter fraud is.

[845] I'm I that's something I have no idea I've never met a person in my life that's like you know what I'm gonna do today I'm gonna go fucking vote seven times I've never met that person The one thing I mean watching the video Just watching it It's obviously highly edited So like you can't say it's not an edited video And that doesn't take a lot of things away Because you have to edit the video You kind of have to edit right Because it's gotta be small You don't know who the people are that are being covered up I think when I saw I was reading through people that are like I think Newsweek was digging into each piece of it today.

[846] And I don't know that they could verify everything because they weren't saying that this was necessarily false, but they asked if that guy worked for who they said he worked for.

[847] And I don't think they got a response that said, yes, he verifiably works for these people or something.

[848] So that's where it kind of gets.

[849] But why would, if someone was doing something that illegal, why would they be like, who are you a strange man with camera?

[850] Come look, I break law everywhere.

[851] What is James O 'Keefe's deal?

[852] he just goes, I'm just going to figure out a fun conspiracy that's happening.

[853] He goes, how does he get into these things?

[854] He gets a tip and then he goes, let's just get some cameras in there.

[855] I don't know.

[856] It's like a YouTube prank show fused with like political exposés.

[857] The problem is the Twitter stuff.

[858] The problem is the stuff where he actually did catch executives or excuse me, catch employees that were talking about how they make it so that conservative voices don't get heard.

[859] Yeah, which I believe 100%.

[860] It's 100%.

[861] 100%.

[862] It's real.

[863] It's real.

[864] And whether or not it is top down or whether or not the tools are available to employees and they act as activists, that's possible too.

[865] Right.

[866] The other thing, too, I was reading about this.

[867] I think it's about ballot harvesting.

[868] And according to this article, it says that it's actually not illegal in Minnesota, but there have been propositions currently.

[869] I think Tulsi Gabbard put something up to have it be made illegal, I think, nationwide.

[870] So like, ballot harvesting is not something I understand.

[871] What the hell is ballot harvesting?

[872] Yeah.

[873] Explain ballot.

[874] I wish I could, but as from what I read quickly about it, certain workers who are not supposed to be paid by anyone, which is part of like, you're not supposed to be paid for this is where it gets muddy.

[875] You're allowed to go collect ballots from people to turn them in.

[876] Right.

[877] But only three.

[878] I think it can't be more than three.

[879] Right.

[880] That's where it gets really.

[881] Yeah, that's what I read.

[882] And this guy had like a whole bag of him, look at all the little stuff I do on camera.

[883] You for me?

[884] Come with me. I show you my face.

[885] Stupid is that guy.

[886] about it.

[887] Something feels off about it, right?

[888] It feels straight.

[889] Yeah, it feels a little fake.

[890] He wants to go to jail.

[891] But it might be rigged.

[892] He might be the kind of guy that you hire to do something like this because he's a crazy guy who works for a cab company.

[893] Right.

[894] And, you know, he doesn't give a fuck and he doesn't know there's a camera on him.

[895] He doesn't care.

[896] Maybe he doesn't know there's a camera on him.

[897] And maybe what's edited it is, this guy going, you know what, fuck Trump, I hope I'll fucking, if I could wrote 30 times, I'd vote 30 times that we need to get out of office.

[898] He's fucking racist and he's sexy.

[899] He's a piece of shit.

[900] You know, he didn't pay any fucking taxes.

[901] That fucking guy's always going off about socialism.

[902] He's a fucking socialist.

[903] Look, I got the dirty ballot.

[904] I fucking cheat.

[905] I'm a cheetah and a liar.

[906] I get paid.

[907] I throw these away.

[908] I watched that.

[909] I was like, what is this?

[910] Like, what?

[911] I mean, people should watch it because it's interesting.

[912] So what is this?

[913] What is this?

[914] Yeah.

[915] I mean, this election is going to have problems.

[916] It's going to be chaos.

[917] That's why I'm in Texas.

[918] Yeah.

[919] You should move here before November 3rd.

[920] I'm locking myself in my studio.

[921] I'm doing my, I'm doing an event where I go, I'm not leaving the studio until there's a president.

[922] Oh, will you be there for years?

[923] Well, I hope not.

[924] But I'm doing, I'm going to lock myself in.

[925] I'm thinking it's going to be Pelosi.

[926] 48 hours.

[927] You think it's going to get that bad.

[928] Yeah.

[929] And she's going to do all of her press conferences from that very beauty salon where she didn't wear a mask.

[930] I heard if, uh, I think if the president doesn't accept the results, whatever.

[931] And and there is like a time period where it's not decided.

[932] She does become the default.

[933] Oh, yeah, she's the third person in charge.

[934] She's the Speaker of the House.

[935] That's how it works.

[936] That's real.

[937] Well, we need a landslide.

[938] We need whoever wins.

[939] We need someone to take Florida and Ohio early in the night.

[940] I don't know if it counts without the ballots.

[941] If they're encouraging mail -in ballots, here's what disturbs me. When one party wants mail -in ballots and the other party doesn't.

[942] I'm like, why do they want it?

[943] I don't know the answer to this, right?

[944] I'm just speculating.

[945] Why do the Democrats want it?

[946] And why does Trump not want it?

[947] Democrats are saying COVID's going to keep people from voting.

[948] Is it?

[949] I don't believe it is.

[950] I think that's wrong.

[951] Come up.

[952] Is it keeping people from buying groceries?

[953] Is it keeping people from going to jack in the box?

[954] Yeah.

[955] And I know people that these people hate Trump so much.

[956] It's like, well, then have that be your last act.

[957] Have that be your last earthly act.

[958] How beautiful would that be?

[959] Yeah.

[960] Because all you've done, right, there you go.

[961] All you've done is say this guy's ruined your life every day.

[962] Go and die and get rid of him.

[963] I wish there was someone to root for.

[964] I know, there's no one to root for.

[965] I wish there was someone who just stood out as being like this fucking perfect person that I really love.

[966] No, we don't have any of that.

[967] I wish it was Tulsi Gabbard.

[968] I wish I'd fucking vote for naked.

[969] I'd be out there, cough in my mouth.

[970] I'm voting for it.

[971] Well, there were people that were interesting, like Sanders was interesting because he wasn't, he didn't seem like he was in the system like everybody else was.

[972] But it also seemed like maybe a lot of what he wanted to do.

[973] Never would have gotten done.

[974] I was interested to see if he could pull it off.

[975] That was talking.

[976] When people were talking about what he wanted to.

[977] to do versus what he was talking about what he wanted to do, I was like, oh, they're distorting your voice, they're distorting your narrative.

[978] And when I had him on the podcast, we talked for a while, I'm like, you're not crazy.

[979] You're just a good guy who wants to do well for the working people and your idea is to take a small fraction, less than a penny of these speculation trades.

[980] Right.

[981] And then take the money off of that and dedicated to social causes.

[982] Like, I'm in.

[983] Yeah.

[984] I mean, if that was what it was, I think a lot of people would have bit in but it's he's just one of those small group of politicians that uh is it doesn't get the airtime like you gave him airtime but you you you rightly said he had to explain that in 30 seconds yes under normal circumstances but then i gave this tepid endorsement of him and they used that with all old jokes and shit that i said he's homophobic transphobic racist that fucking everything and they took him out they took him out with their and then the fucking dnc all aligned together to get Mayor Pete and Amy Klobuchar and Elizabeth Warren all dive out they quit and so that they handed it to Biden would get the it's the whole thing was dirty the DNC is rigged this now like twice against him pretty much twice they did it Donna Brazile's book talks openly about it right you know I mean twice dude it's a dirty organization they're both dirty but Sanders was a little too nice yes Trump like Trump just lit the Republican Party on fire.

[985] I mean, he went in there.

[986] He said, McCain's not a hero.

[987] I like people who didn't get captured.

[988] He went right at Jeb Bush.

[989] I mean, they were the political dynasty in the Republican Party.

[990] He just laid waste.

[991] Called him sleepy.

[992] Lade waste to them.

[993] Low energy jab.

[994] Low energy jab.

[995] Just went in there and Sanders was like, oh, these are my colleagues and I respect him.

[996] I'm like, that's not the way to do this.

[997] The reason why he did that is because that's who he really is.

[998] I know.

[999] And it's true.

[1000] Bullshitter.

[1001] He's not full of shit.

[1002] And that's why I liked him.

[1003] I enjoyed talking to him, man. I really did.

[1004] But now he'll get to sit in Vermont.

[1005] He'll write a book.

[1006] Nobody's going to buy that book.

[1007] No one's going to buy it, but you can write it.

[1008] You can have a little ice cream.

[1009] But if you want in the big game, you've got to go on thing.

[1010] You've got to look at Klobuchar and go, shut up, you centrist bitch.

[1011] You don't even know who the president of Mexico is.

[1012] Then he has to go and just lay waste to everybody.

[1013] Every time Kamala talked, he should have went, cop.

[1014] That's what he should have did.

[1015] Cop.

[1016] That's what Trump would have done.

[1017] done he needed to be the left trump like Biden talks Sanders goes this guy's dead he's he's in bed with credit card companies in Delaware he had the worst criminal justice bill ever that guy's a corpse like that's what Sanders should have nicknamed everyone like Trump did corpse cop what's crazy is when there's corruption but they'll ignore it because it'll it'll interfere with what they want right like this hunter Biden shit yes bro is this was Donald Trump Jr. is Hunter the one that passed away or no no he's the one that's still alive he's the one that took millions of dollars did he marry the the wife of the brother i hope so i don't know something went wild there right didn't something go wild james some went weird with the brother that died's wife and hunter i think oh i could be wrong don't quote me on this but the scandal is that he took a shit ton of money from russian billionaires right isn't that the scandal jamie's double -googling right now.

[1018] Hold.

[1019] Let's start with the brother, the wife of the brother.

[1020] I could be wrong about this.

[1021] Hunter Biden, father -child with the woman.

[1022] While dating brother's widow.

[1023] Whoa.

[1024] I mean, this is a wild family.

[1025] Could I see a picture of this girl?

[1026] Good point.

[1027] She might have been the hot as fuck.

[1028] Joe Biden is the one on the right.

[1029] Okay.

[1030] Hunter and Haley Biden.

[1031] They broke up after nearly two years of dating.

[1032] she filed a paternity suit same month Hunter Biden 49 married Melissa Cohen after just six days of dating Yeah well okay Maybe he found the perfect girl After he'd already knocked up This other chick And this other chick he fucking hated But he vowed to take care of the baby You know But essentially he's dating the brother's widow That's interesting Sure People are messy Sure Listen the brother's dead Maybe he's in love with the widow Maybe it's a perfect relationship Sounds good I don't have a problem with that I mean it's weird it is strange it's certainly salacious it's odd that Biden is holding up children and sniffing them that that's odd that's odd odd he's a sniffer but what the other thing that bothers me is how much did he get from some billionaire he got money from a Russian billionaire I think it was like some very large amount of money they're all involved in this energy company they all find these little scams that nobody knows about and then eventually they come out like once every four years election year, but I think a lot of them were working for like this same energy company in the Ukraine that's involved with all of these problems.

[1033] Yeah, well, I mean, Hillary Clinton was involved with the Russians.

[1034] You know what's hilarious?

[1035] There's one meme.

[1036] It's a really good meme.

[1037] Here it is.

[1038] Hunter Biden received 3 .5 million wild transfer from Russian billionaire.

[1039] Yeah.

[1040] Okay.

[1041] He was briefed about sons involved.

[1042] Biden was briefed about sons involved according to Hunter Biden's barisma?

[1043] Hunter Biden barisma?

[1044] What does that mean?

[1045] Hunter Oh, okay Scroll back Oh, the company's barisma Hunter Biden Joe Biden's son Hunter made money from Russia China Okay All right I don't know Maybe he earned the money Right But I just know that it's weird That the media is kind of ignoring it Well the media is 100 % in the tank They don't want Trump winning 90 % of the media 90 % of the media Except for Fox News News News and Candace Owens.

[1046] Those are the two media figures.

[1047] Is she media now?

[1048] You have.

[1049] Oh, Candice Owens is bigger than anyone.

[1050] She is.

[1051] She's on Facebook.

[1052] She's got like 300 million views.

[1053] I mean, she's crazy.

[1054] Giant.

[1055] I mean, she's, and I got to be honest with you, you can't not watch her.

[1056] Whether you like her or not, she is very smart.

[1057] She's very articulate.

[1058] She really knows how to talk.

[1059] She knows how to talk.

[1060] But every now and that she'll do something wild.

[1061] She'll like, she'll do a go fund me for like Timothy McVeigh.

[1062] But she still is just tossed his suit over Trump, a fair story after Fox News argues, no responsible viewer takes Tucker Carlson seriously.

[1063] So their defense was that it's basically like parody almost.

[1064] And that's why it's not news.

[1065] Tucker Carlson is parody?

[1066] No. Yeah.

[1067] His lawyer's defense of what they were saying was that.

[1068] But this is a smart legal defense.

[1069] This is what they all do.

[1070] That's a sneaky move.

[1071] That's a sneaky move.

[1072] It's fun.

[1073] It's the second public time I've heard in a law suit that Fox News is admitted they're not news.

[1074] They're entertainment.

[1075] Yeah.

[1076] I think they kind of have to do that like wrestling does.

[1077] They have to say they don't really wrestling.

[1078] I know what you're saying.

[1079] I know what you're saying.

[1080] But they choose to.

[1081] It's a smart move.

[1082] Yeah.

[1083] It's a little workaround.

[1084] Did you see the thing where Tucker Carlson was playing all these videos of Chris Cuomo talking to Michael Cohen coaching him on what to say when he interviews him?

[1085] Did not see that.

[1086] Oh, my God.

[1087] Fox News went.

[1088] CNN just ignored the fuck out of it.

[1089] They ignored it and pretend it didn't even happen.

[1090] Right.

[1091] And they didn't address it at all.

[1092] And Fox News played it most.

[1093] multiple times over multiple nights, it is clearly Chris Cuomo talking to Michael Cohen and he is coaching him on what to say when he talks to him about the hush payments.

[1094] Crazy.

[1095] But it's just like, I don't know why he would even do.

[1096] I don't know why they did that.

[1097] Well, the Cuomo, I don't like the idea that one of them is a governor and the other one's in the news.

[1098] Yeah, I don't love that.

[1099] I think maybe he was friends with Michael Cohen and he was just trying to help him out as a friend.

[1100] Like, if you were going to be, let's just be honest.

[1101] Right.

[1102] I'm going to be honest with you, folks.

[1103] Yeah.

[1104] If Tim Dillon was involved in some fucked up shit and I had an interview on my podcast, like, what do I say?

[1105] You would coach me alone.

[1106] You would coach me. Yeah, absolutely.

[1107] I would say this is what you should say.

[1108] Especially if I was trying to help you.

[1109] Right.

[1110] Yeah.

[1111] I understand that.

[1112] But if he's friends with that guy, I get it.

[1113] I understand.

[1114] The problem is he's a broadcaster on CNN, which is the cable news network.

[1115] Was.

[1116] What is it now?

[1117] It's nothing.

[1118] I mean, it's nothing.

[1119] I mean, it's absurd.

[1120] Chris Cuomo is on there talking about he's got Corona.

[1121] I mean, they're doing like home videos.

[1122] I'm like, what is not news?

[1123] Here's another scandal.

[1124] Yeah, he pretended to have Corona.

[1125] He is, there's a little bit of the pretending to leave his basement.

[1126] I'm pretty sure he had Corona.

[1127] Well, he said he cured it by chest exercise.

[1128] I mean, I don't buy that.

[1129] But here's another one.

[1130] There's a picture of him sitting at his desk holding a hundred pound dumbbell up in the air.

[1131] And bodybuilders are calling bullshit.

[1132] Oh, interesting.

[1133] I didn't see that.

[1134] Also, because of the angle that he's holding it.

[1135] Now, Chris Cuomo is, I'm Italian, I could say this, he's a guinea.

[1136] Right.

[1137] A lot of those guineas are stupid strong.

[1138] They're monkey strong.

[1139] I bet he is.

[1140] A lot of them.

[1141] Listen, there was a guy that used to run a sandwich shop near our house who could curl his own body weight 10 times.

[1142] And nobody believed him, and this guy barely lifted weights.

[1143] And he did it before a wrestling meet.

[1144] He was like a big -time wrestler in Newton South.

[1145] and he wound up losing the wrestling meet.

[1146] It was like legend in the town because his arms were blown out because he made like a hundred bucks showing people that he curled his body weight 10 times.

[1147] I don't know if he was trying to be serious with this.

[1148] No, he's fucking serious, bro.

[1149] Okay.

[1150] This is where we get our news in America.

[1151] No, there's a photo and he's wearing a t -shirt.

[1152] This is different.

[1153] That's real.

[1154] That's a real weight.

[1155] Whether or not that weighs 100 pounds, it might weigh 100 pounds.

[1156] I don't believe that he has a, fake 100 pound weight he's a big person i think that guy's pretty large i'm sure he's not i'm sure the weight isn't fake that's the picture here's the thing i i saw these people that are complaining and saying it's not real and all this shit i listen you can do that that can be done people who think you can't do that are crazy he's bigger than me look he's bigger than me and there's a video of me on Instagram with a 92 pound kettlebell and I'm cleaning it and pressing it 10 times over my head.

[1157] Right.

[1158] He's bigger.

[1159] That guy is a lot bigger than me. Right.

[1160] He could hold 100 pounds over his head and do it like that.

[1161] Like if I have it a hundred pound dumbbell in my arm right now, I could press it.

[1162] He's bigger than me. He could do it.

[1163] Some people are fucking strong.

[1164] Yeah, I don't have any problem with doing that.

[1165] It's when he does the news.

[1166] Look at this.

[1167] Challenge to Chris Cuomo.

[1168] Prove you're not a liar.

[1169] Prove you can actually live that weight you're showing with.

[1170] See, this guy just wants attention because you should know that there's people that are freak strong that could lift that.

[1171] Frank's Country Store.

[1172] I'll throw in $1 ,000.

[1173] That was the guy's name.

[1174] Frank's Country Store, Newton.

[1175] Newton, it was in Newton.

[1176] It wasn't Newton Upper Falls?

[1177] Somewhere in Newton, Massachusetts.

[1178] Newton Center.

[1179] That's such a great Boston story where it's like the guy loses the team.

[1180] We always talk about him because we'd buy subs there because we'd walk there from school.

[1181] We'd buy subs from Frank.

[1182] He could curl his own body weight 10 times.

[1183] He was a tank.

[1184] It's just a legend.

[1185] He was just a fucking stacked little guinea.

[1186] Right.

[1187] Like this 5 '7 -7 guy who's like 5 '7 wide.

[1188] I don't mind people not liking Trump.

[1189] It's weird when they're like angry.

[1190] Like I see Chris Coleman a lot like he's angry.

[1191] They're angry.

[1192] But isn't that his job?

[1193] It shouldn't be.

[1194] But it's entertainment.

[1195] I know.

[1196] Like Tucker Carlson's entertainment, he's entertainment on the other side.

[1197] Yeah.

[1198] But anyway, Tucker Carlson's been ruthless.

[1199] Like, say what you lot about Tucker Carlson.

[1200] That guy is very good at shitting on people and being smug about it and being hilarious.

[1201] If you look at a lot of where he stands politically is not, he's not like a corporate right -wing guy.

[1202] I mean, listen, he's wealthy.

[1203] He's from a rich family, blah, blah, blah, blah.

[1204] But he actually seems to, like, find a lot of merit in some of the more socialist -type programs.

[1205] Like, he talks about that.

[1206] He balances his statements out very well.

[1207] He does balance them out.

[1208] And, like, you'll watch him and you'll go, doesn't seem like some radical lunatic but he's in that category where he's everyone's like oh he's a white supremacist oh he's a racist right you don't even give him a chance that nobody wants but this is this is how partisan we are how politically divided we are right when nobody wants to listen to anything that anybody says that even doesn't even agree with them at all right there's a great fucking documentary from uh a few years back about the 1960s and it is uh i think it's called uh enemies.

[1209] I've talked about it before.

[1210] It's Gore Vidal versus William F. Buckley.

[1211] William F. Buckley.

[1212] Yeah.

[1213] Best of enemies.

[1214] Best of enemies.

[1215] It's amazing.

[1216] It's unbelievable.

[1217] It's so good.

[1218] Yeah.

[1219] And you have this conservative in William F. Buckley who really seems like a cunt.

[1220] And you got Gore Vidal who's like my version of what a liberal should be.

[1221] That's what I like.

[1222] An intelligent, open -minded, very well -read, very articulate person.

[1223] I love that debate And then when Gore Vidal gets under William F. Buckley's skin and he says crazy shit to him and he says like, he says I'll sock you and you'll some real dated.

[1224] He calls him a fair but it's very dated.

[1225] Like you'll stay plastered or something like I'll sock you in your time.

[1226] Yeah.

[1227] Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[1228] Yeah.

[1229] Political cartoon fight.

[1230] Yeah.

[1231] But he was like obviously lost his cool and he lost the debate because of that.

[1232] Now we couldn't have a debate.

[1233] We'd have to hide the location because there would be riots outside.

[1234] Yeah.

[1235] Oh, yeah, yeah.

[1236] Everybody would hit fire alarms and shut down the thing.

[1237] They'd be shooting fireworks into the debate stage.

[1238] You can't even have a remotely controversial, non -Orthodox opinion anymore.

[1239] And I hate to say this because I am a left -wing person.

[1240] Yeah.

[1241] It is from the left.

[1242] Right.

[1243] The left are the people that are doing this.

[1244] For the most part of this.

[1245] The right might, they might mock people on the left, but they're not trying to shut down speech.

[1246] The right is not, well, the right used to do it they did it a lot in the 90s they did it a lot with art they did it a lot with people that were anti -religion they did it a lot like the family values ketlik all those coalitions used to do it a lot they used to do it a lot when a cartoon did something they didn't like well the left did that too though dude tip or no tip or was the one who was trying to stop the rap absolutely but she was kind of a hundred percent but she was kind of an anomaly at that point it was a lot of it was coming to the Christian right but now all of that has been transferred to the left Yeah, that's why it's so confusing.

[1247] Primarily, it's transferred to the left.

[1248] The left was supposed to be about like, you know.

[1249] Yeah, tolerance.

[1250] Yeah, open -minded views.

[1251] I remember there was a, I forget the artist's name, but he had a piece called Piss Christ.

[1252] And it was, do you remember that?

[1253] It was during Giuliani.

[1254] Yes.

[1255] Yes, I remember it.

[1256] It came to Boston because I remember.

[1257] It was a crucifix submerged in urine.

[1258] There is this Andres, Andres Serrano.

[1259] it's a small plastic crucifist submerged in a glass tank filled with piss with his own piss and people were losing their fucking minds that this guy dunked a plastic statue in a bucket of piss it was like pawning it off yeah and it was like there was like civil war about this it was like a fucking yeah it was a real big issue yeah and i want to say i don't look at the date here but i want to say this is like 87 what 85 85 yeah he was probably just like a bad It was, yeah, this was post high school for me, and I was still trying to figure out what made sense.

[1260] Yeah.

[1261] I was like, I was, I was just getting, so 87 means I was 20, which means I was just getting out of the house.

[1262] I was just getting out of the house when I was 20, and I was living with my friends.

[1263] And I was kind of a loser who was also a winner.

[1264] Like, it was a martial arts winner, but I was a loser as far as, like, if you looked at me on paper, like, what are you doing with your life, kid?

[1265] Like, oh, I don't know.

[1266] It's a problem.

[1267] Yeah, it was a problem.

[1268] And I was trying to figure out what made sense.

[1269] And I heard about this, and I went to see it.

[1270] And I also went to see a Yoko Ono art exhibit.

[1271] One of the Yoko Ono art pieces, Yoko Ono, this was, she had a block of wood, was nails in it, and there was a box of nails and a hammer.

[1272] And she encouraged people to participate in the art. Like, she wanted you to pick up a nail and knock it into the wood.

[1273] and that was her art she's like I want to encourage participation and I had a bit about it back then I was like if you want to encourage participation take the nail put in your forehead I know there'll be a fucking line around the block to get it yeah this is when I was an open micer that was one of my first jokes you look at that and it's so bad but certain comedy specials will be remembered like that oh yeah certain things certain comedy special they'll be like oh that was our nail moment yeah don't try that we've already figured out the art form you don't need to reinvent it with no audience redo it yeah there's no need the um yeah i mean it's crazy do you now everybody's and this is probably uh you know this is probably overinflated all that spotify stuff is this just complete fodder they have literally said nothing to me about it zero right it's never come up now is there someone at spotify that's complaining about the abigail schreier episode i'm sure right i'm sure that someone is complaining about it is it a transphobic episode it's not they're wrong they're not it's there's nothing to do with that it has to do with the fact that human beings are actually malleable.

[1274] We all know that.

[1275] That's why cults exist.

[1276] Right.

[1277] There's a thought process now that if you're talking at all about trans people, you have to be 100 % supportive.

[1278] You can never question whether or not children should be allowed to transition, babies, hormone blockers for prepubescent children.

[1279] All this is madness.

[1280] Here's the question.

[1281] Are there some people who are horribly sad that they transitioned and regret it terribly?

[1282] The answer is yes.

[1283] Right.

[1284] Are there some people that are very happy they transitioned and they're much more happy in the gender of their choice, how they feel, than the gender of their birth?

[1285] The answer is also yes.

[1286] Right.

[1287] Because people, they vary wildly.

[1288] What she's talking, what Abigail's talking about in her book, Irreversible Damage is large clusters of kids who are mostly kids that are socially awkward, many of them are autistic, many of them have never had any praise at all in their life, and they transition and they get all this praise from people.

[1289] Right.

[1290] Because it is, right now, it's in vogue.

[1291] It's a social contagion amongst that subset of people.

[1292] And they're at high risk for, they're easily influenced.

[1293] And that, yes, that was the problem.

[1294] The word contagion was one of the things they had an issue with.

[1295] They called it deeply transphobic.

[1296] It's not transphobic.

[1297] Because contagion is also used to talk about diseases.

[1298] So that's, but that's not, right.

[1299] But it's It is language.

[1300] Yeah, it is language.

[1301] And this is the problem is that they look at this and they say this is openly transphobic.

[1302] It is not transphobic.

[1303] It's not transphobic.

[1304] No, it's not.

[1305] I think there's got to be space for conversation.

[1306] And I think that a lot of this, you know, rigid, you know, allegiance to, I mean, listen, we all know that trans people are, in many cases are much happier when they transition and they have better productive, fulfilling lives.

[1307] Everybody, I don't think.

[1308] anybody does like there are people that don't want that but they're probably a minority but here's probably a small minority of the spectrum of human beings and their happiness is so fucking broad yeah that to say that all heterosexual people are happy or all homosexual people are happy or all trans people are happy is nonsense not true it's crazy right so when you talk about a particular issue where the uptick of girls transitioning it's called rapid onset gender dysphoria right psychological psychologists are talking about this like it's a real issue because there's an uptick of several thousand percent over the last decade they're looking at this and they're trying to figure out what the fuck is going on right so when that does happen yeah if you can't discuss it you you you we've found ourselves in this terrible place where there's no longer nuance there's no longer informed discussion and you have decided that a subject is off bounds or out of boundaries now if people think that i should have trans people on and talk to them about it i'm happy to do that right but that's not what they're saying.

[1309] Right.

[1310] Now, I don't know what the actual conversation has been from Spotify talking to these employees.

[1311] But if these employees are listening, I would tell you emphatically, I am not in any way anti -trans, not in any way, in any way.

[1312] I am 100 % for people being able to do whatever they want as long as it doesn't harm other people.

[1313] If you choose to do anything, whatever you want, whatever your personal choice is, I am happy if you're happy.

[1314] I don't care.

[1315] I don't care.

[1316] I'm of course 100 % open -minded But if you say that I can't talk about something When a woman Wrote a whole book and researched it deeply And is talking about Not just these children themselves That have grown up And then gotten out of school And then realize they've made a horrible mistake And it's irreversible That's the name of the book Irreversible Damage We can't discuss this Look I had a friend who reached out to me And was saying thank you Because my daughter has friends And four of them just decided They're trans together and they're all awkward, and I've been trying to tell her that this is probably statistically not even possible, that they would all be trans like this, that this is, there might be something else, and then they read this book or they hear about this conversation, and without even looking into it, they just decided that it's transphobic.

[1317] It's not transphobic to say that some people will regret transitioning.

[1318] It's just a part of being a person.

[1319] Right.

[1320] People are so malleable.

[1321] They're so easily influenced.

[1322] And for us to deny that, Doesn't do anybody any good, anybody any server.

[1323] So this is the main issue they had with that.

[1324] You know, this is the, apparently this is the main problem they had was this one particular episode.

[1325] And I'm sure they've had issues with other episodes as well.

[1326] But like I said before, like I'm talking off the top of my head.

[1327] And a lot of times I'm saying shit that I don't even mean because I'm saying it because this is a fucking podcast.

[1328] And if you have a problem with people saying terrible shit and you work for Spotify, maybe you should listen to some of the lyrics.

[1329] Right.

[1330] Okay, because some of the lyrics and some of the fucking music that you guys play over and over and over again makes my shit pale in comparison.

[1331] Pale.

[1332] Right.

[1333] If you're listening to some rap music right now, and I'm not anti -rap, I love rap music.

[1334] I'm fucking say it all.

[1335] Do whatever, go back and listen to NWA.

[1336] Right.

[1337] Go back and listen to like some of the early shit.

[1338] Right.

[1339] Go back and listen to Ice Tea cop killer when the body count days.

[1340] Yeah, it's wild.

[1341] A lot of rap is not female forward.

[1342] Listen, I'm a fan, man. I fucking love rap music.

[1343] I'm a big fan.

[1344] Look, I met Willie D from the ghetto boys recently when I did gigs in Houston.

[1345] I was like a little kid in a candy store.

[1346] I'm a huge ghetto boys fan.

[1347] I love rap music, but it's a standard.

[1348] If we're going to apply a standard.

[1349] It is a type of art, and talking shit is also a type of art. You might not like that type of art because it seems too much like a real statement.

[1350] And sometimes it is a real statement.

[1351] And sometimes it's just talking shit.

[1352] Yeah.

[1353] And the fun is in deciphering.

[1354] which is which and right i mean half the fucking time you and i are talking yeah if you took what we say it out of quote which is one of the things they did with the bernie sanders thing they took things and put them in quotes and some of them were so ridiculous yeah but that that is what people do when they're trying to discredit someone and it's what they're doing is they're they're not being honest this is not it's not an honest take it's not a it's not a real honest take on who a human being is it's a denial of nuance it's a denial of all the complexities that make a human being.

[1355] It's like deciding, like you said this, and you said Megan McCain, you know, fuck these tits.

[1356] Right.

[1357] You're a bad person.

[1358] You're a bad person.

[1359] I did not mean she had a baby with her dad.

[1360] It's certainly possible, but I didn't mean it.

[1361] But that, this is, I get it.

[1362] If you're a 23 -year -old woke kid and, you know, you're working for this company, you think you're going to put your foot down.

[1363] Well, isn't it that just in the beginning of tech, everybody that got into tech, it was like nerds, it was woke people that are like.

[1364] Right, but here's, let's, Listen, me on the outside, reading these fucking articles, like, oh, my God, Spotify's censoring Rogan, Spotify's doing this.

[1365] It's not happening.

[1366] Spotify has said nothing.

[1367] Listen to me, nothing.

[1368] They haven't said anything to my manager.

[1369] They haven't said anything to me. They've said nothing.

[1370] They've apparently had meetings, but they have a lot of meetings.

[1371] They have meetings about all sorts of shows.

[1372] They have meetings about the music they have.

[1373] They have meetings about, they have people that have problems, especially in this day and age.

[1374] look it's a great company they're open -minded they treat their employees very well they let them have discussions about things and i don't know what these discussions are like i don't know what happens i really don't but in terms of like them silencing me zero right there's been nothing right there's been nothing yeah and then well the new thing i was row v wade right with the new supreme court justice this is a big deal what it was always interested me about abortion she has like 80 kids she wants got a lot of children she just fuck and make she just want she's a catholic woman who likes being on her back and god love her and she's a smart job spread that seat she loves she loves christ and her husband and babies and babies and she's adopted some of them are adopted yeah she brought them in she flew them in listen yeah you know god bless her yeah abortion is a fucking it's a weird conversation it's a weird one you know why because it's a it's a particularly human subject right where it's like a messy one where like i'm 100 % in favor for a woman having her her right to choose let's just get that other way right away i'm 100 % pro choice right but when it's like nine months old like what age like six months I'm five months yeah I'm in favor of abortions four months up until 18 years old up until up until they start attending meetings of Spotify and complaining that's when I think you should be able to abort your kids but anybody who says you are anti -abortion yeah okay like okay what if it's two cells right what if the process are the same people that are against stem cell research they're against any type of you know a contraception in many cases they don't want.

[1375] Maybe not, but let's generalize.

[1376] Yeah, no, but they are.

[1377] A lot of the people, a lot of people that are hardcore anti -abortion are like, we shouldn't be doing anything.

[1378] Right.

[1379] Condoms are no good.

[1380] Birth controls no. Those people are crazy.

[1381] They're crazy.

[1382] They're no, they're crazy.

[1383] They're wild, but, you know, again.

[1384] But also the late -term abortion people are crazy too.

[1385] Those are crazy people too.

[1386] That's a baby.

[1387] That is a baby.

[1388] That baby is alive.

[1389] Yeah.

[1390] If you took it out of the body, it would be alive.

[1391] That's crazy.

[1392] That's a weird one, man. It's very strange.

[1393] But people will take a hardline ideology party stance.

[1394] They're like, I'm left wing, I believe in abortion rights, no matter what.

[1395] And if you say up till eight months, what do you think about eight months?

[1396] What do you think about nine months?

[1397] Can't do that.

[1398] Can't do that.

[1399] It's weird.

[1400] But some people believe in that.

[1401] Yeah.

[1402] And it's such a human issue because it's so, there's so many things going on there.

[1403] Roe v. Wade, if it's overturned, goes to the states.

[1404] Is that really possible?

[1405] It's not really possible.

[1406] I mean, it could be, theoretically.

[1407] You're going to make women carry rape babies?

[1408] I don't know.

[1409] But here's what it would happen.

[1410] I think it would go back to the states, right?

[1411] So it wouldn't be a ban on abortion.

[1412] It would just make it a state's rights decision.

[1413] So there would be abortion in still most American states.

[1414] Which, again, I don't agree with.

[1415] I think it should be available in all 50 states.

[1416] I think those people want to cut off federal funding, any type of federal funding for.

[1417] Is it available in every state right now?

[1418] I believe so, yes.

[1419] Federally, it has to be available, right?

[1420] I believe so, yes.

[1421] That is what Roe v. Wade stands for.

[1422] That, yes.

[1423] So what happens is if they get rid of that, then states would vote on it and states would decide what the appropriate, they would have to make their laws.

[1424] See, the problem is what if there's an 18 -year -old girl.

[1425] And she'll hear abortion in the United States is legal.

[1426] 73 case.

[1427] Abortion is legal in all states.

[1428] Every state has at least one abortion clinic.

[1429] There you go.

[1430] Right.

[1431] But here's the thing, like, if you're, if you make it, the state's rights and a girl just turns 18 and the law comes into place and all abortion gets shut down, she doesn't have any money.

[1432] She's fucked.

[1433] And she's fucked.

[1434] She's pregnant.

[1435] She doesn't know what to do.

[1436] And also if she's too poor, to afford to go to the state where you can get an abortion.

[1437] Right.

[1438] Which she might never be able to go to it in her state if it's far away.

[1439] Exactly.

[1440] It's very tough.

[1441] It's tough.

[1442] I mean, it's one of those issues where I think that we're never going to have everyone on the same page.

[1443] We just have to realize that.

[1444] There's issues in America.

[1445] We're never going to come together.

[1446] We're never going to come together 100 % on that.

[1447] Yeah.

[1448] As long as you still have people with a very kind of religious view of when life begins.

[1449] Yeah.

[1450] Because you can't argue with somebody who says, if life begins the minute that you have conception, then stem cell research, which is very beneficial to people.

[1451] The good news is that stem cell research is advanced to the point where they don't have to do that anymore.

[1452] Well, the good news is two people I think are getting smarter and realizing that they can't legislate things based on a book that was written 2 ,000 years or whatever.

[1453] I mean, you hope that that's the case.

[1454] But now, you know, we have, now they're legislating from, you know, but they're writing the books as we, they're writing the new religions as we speak.

[1455] So this lady that Trump wants to.

[1456] Amy Coney Barrett.

[1457] What is her deal?

[1458] Catholic, a judge, only been a judge for three years, like a, yeah.

[1459] But it's, I think she's only on the district court for three years or something.

[1460] She's, uh, he wants, he likes her.

[1461] She's a traditionalist, a Catholic, uh, the anti -abortion people dig her.

[1462] I mean, although Ann Colter doesn't think she's conservative enough.

[1463] So it was like, It's a weird mix out there of like, she's a woman, so it's very tough for people to, well, they are slamming her now.

[1464] They're slamming her because she has two black kids, which is pretty disgusting, that she adopted from Africa, which is pretty heinous, that they're writing all these things about, oh, she's still a racist or let me tell.

[1465] And it's like, you're going at her family.

[1466] It's so grotesque that.

[1467] Yeah, they're doing heinous.

[1468] It's grotesque.

[1469] She's obviously, if she's got that many kids, she's obviously a person who cares about children.

[1470] She cares about children.

[1471] She's not a big, like, this is what I don't understand.

[1472] I don't understand why you're trying to make this woman into a monster.

[1473] But what their argument on.

[1474] They can't help it because they want someone.

[1475] First of all, they want Biden to win.

[1476] And they want someone to come in that's going to be nominated by a Democrat.

[1477] My opener has a great joke about that.

[1478] This guy, Dan Carney, he basically says that like, he basically said he's like, Biden's getting lowered into the ground a day after the inauguration.

[1479] He's got three weeks.

[1480] It's President Kamala.

[1481] You're voting for Kamala.

[1482] You really are.

[1483] So he made a good point there.

[1484] So it's like Biden's like, Biden's going to spend a few months in the Oval Office, a couple photo ops, and then Kamala's getting in and you're going to jail.

[1485] Yeah, he just wants to get it on the books.

[1486] Yeah.

[1487] I won.

[1488] Yeah.

[1489] I really did it.

[1490] And then face plant.

[1491] Done.

[1492] Yeah, balance off the hardwood floors.

[1493] Kamala's coming in and then everybody.

[1494] Yeah.

[1495] And then she's going to yass queen away all over and lock everyone up.

[1496] And you know what?

[1497] So what, maybe we need that.

[1498] Maybe we all need to go to jail.

[1499] I'm open.

[1500] Maybe that's the only way.

[1501] we turn this country around.

[1502] Maybe we have to go so far crazy people on the left that we come back to the middle.

[1503] Maybe like everyone's so angry at Trump, it'd be a good time to take the crazy crazy train on the left -hand side.

[1504] She might put more people in jail than Trump.

[1505] Oh, she would.

[1506] Who she has.

[1507] Yeah.

[1508] No, that withholds evidence.

[1509] Oh, yeah.

[1510] Shady prosecutor.

[1511] Oh, kept people in jail after they were supposed to be released to use them as cheap labor for the state, fight wildfires.

[1512] I've heard one good thing recently is that she's into decriminalizing marijuana.

[1513] I'm voting for you, baby Let's do it Come on, Kamala Come on She's coming around And as far as like vice president She'll be the hottest She'll be into criminalizing tweets She's the hottest vice president She'll be into criminalizing Facebook statuses You think so?

[1514] No, who knows?

[1515] I get really worried about what could happen with Big Tech If they just You know Are allowed to Run amok Run amok Well, listen, Trump hasn't done anything to stop on nothing what has he done not much no i mean i think he did a very enemic week thing where he was like you can now uh try to institute some appeals process if you get the platform but it doesn't have any teeth these are private companies they can do what they want so the real debate is like are they public utilities are they private companies i don't know the answer to that i'm not smart enough to figure out the pros and cons of either but i just know that when you have such a small three or four companies these motherfuckers have more power than carnegie rockefeller all of the people i mean these people have that access to your thoughts.

[1516] Look at this.

[1517] Judge blocks Trump's administration's ban on new TikTok downloads from U .S. app stores.

[1518] They tried to do that.

[1519] You know, overstepped authority with TikTok ban.

[1520] But the TikTok thing is slightly different because we're not talking about TikTok banning anybody.

[1521] TikTok will take anybody.

[1522] They're not banning anybody.

[1523] Right.

[1524] What TikTok is doing is they are taking information from you in an astonishing rate.

[1525] Yes.

[1526] They had an engineer, back engineer the software, and he said, this is the worst violation of privacy features I've ever seen ever in any application.

[1527] Right.

[1528] Like it's maddening.

[1529] It's crazy.

[1530] It's following you.

[1531] But let me ask a question.

[1532] If they looked at U .S. companies, aren't they doing it?

[1533] And I'm not saying that China should have our information, but aren't Google and Facebook?

[1534] Aren't they doing the same thing?

[1535] This is one step up for Apple.

[1536] And I'm very happy that Apple did this.

[1537] Yeah.

[1538] Apple just stepped up recently.

[1539] And now Apple is going to make it so that you have to pull this up because I don't want I don't want to butcher this, because this is actually pretty important.

[1540] There's, Facebook is furious about this because you will, it'll limit the amount of ads.

[1541] Like, you have to sign off on whether or not they can sell your data.

[1542] Okay.

[1543] Whereas, and Facebook is saying, this is going to cut our money in half.

[1544] Like, if you give people the option, you say, do you want to, do you want Facebook to be able to sell your data?

[1545] And you're like, fuck yes, sell it.

[1546] Right.

[1547] Then, no one's going to say that.

[1548] Most people are going to, if you have to click yes or no, they're going to say no. But do we believe them that that's the whole?

[1549] way they're getting our data.

[1550] Look at this.

[1551] App ad tracking.

[1552] iOS 14 will give users the option to decline app ad tracking.

[1553] But no, it's not the only way, but this is a big deal.

[1554] It's a big step.

[1555] So scroll up, please.

[1556] So a new version of iOS wouldn't be the same without a bunch of security and privacy updates.

[1557] Apple on Monday announced a ton of new features that bake into iOS 14, expected out later this year with the release of new iPhones and iPads that will use.

[1558] It will allow users to share your approximate location with apps.

[1559] Instead of your precise location, it allow apps to take a rough location if you're identifying precisely where you are.

[1560] Another option users will have is when they give over their location.

[1561] Okay, but, but, but, but I want the, oh, wait a minute, camera and mic recording.

[1562] Here is it.

[1563] It will also get a camera and microphone recording indicator on the status bar.

[1564] Oh, my God, is that what that light is?

[1565] Then someone's been recording me all day long.

[1566] Shit.

[1567] This is what I mean.

[1568] It pops on usually, too.

[1569] Dude, the comp, they're just recording me. This is what I mean.

[1570] All day long.

[1571] Could be.

[1572] motherfuckers.

[1573] I'm talking shit about people too.

[1574] Here's like, what you do hops up, I guess.

[1575] Pal, about, would like permission to track you across the apps and websites owned by other companies.

[1576] Wow.

[1577] I just think that, yeah, obviously opt out, but I just think it's like, data has become what?

[1578] They say more valuable than oil?

[1579] I mean, they're going to find a way to harvest that data from you, whether you're consenting or not.

[1580] I don't know if that's the case.

[1581] They have up until now.

[1582] But if Apple can out a way because it doesn't benefit them if these apps harvest the data.

[1583] What it benefits them is if the apps give them a piece of the pie when you sign up.

[1584] And there's some apps that now are requiring subscription on their website.

[1585] They'll probably just start giving people a better deal on certain things if they share their data.

[1586] I mean, that will enable people to go, hey, I want to save a few bucks.

[1587] I don't care if you, you know, that's probably the direction they go on.

[1588] Well, there's a great...

[1589] They're not going to give up these billions and billions of dollars of selling.

[1590] But it's not whether or not they give up.

[1591] If Apple cuts them out of it and then everybody has a choice, you can get a Google phone, get an Android phone, and then you just give away all your information for free.

[1592] Or Apple institutes these new privacy laws or privacy features and you get to decide who tracks you.

[1593] You get to decide whether or not they can use your information and sell it.

[1594] You get to decide whether or not you get ads sent to you.

[1595] If Apple does, that'll commit to them forever.

[1596] because this data your data is a commodity that you never really signed off on and you didn't even realize look there's benefits to it right like if your phone knows how much how many minutes it takes for you to get home you just look at your phone and says Tim you'll be home in 22 minutes like oh okay great right but how does it know that because it's tracking you right if your phone knows what you like and where you're going or what's on your calendar there's certain conveniences to it tracking you right and the trade off for that is that you're you lose all, you know, privacy.

[1597] But the tradeoff that's positive is like, say, if you go to a website and it recommends you an ad, and the ad is like some things you're into.

[1598] Right.

[1599] Like, you know, maybe you've been looking for a nice Yeti Tumblr and it recommends it.

[1600] And you're like, oh, I think all of it ends up being okay if you always trusted the government.

[1601] If you always trusted the federal government.

[1602] But it's not the government.

[1603] Well, but...

[1604] This is companies.

[1605] Yeah, but there's government people that are using that information, 100%.

[1606] But that is not the real problem.

[1607] The real problem is government is...

[1608] companies, rather, like Facebook, are literally making hundreds of billions of dollars off of your data.

[1609] Right.

[1610] And you're like, well, what are you providing?

[1611] You're providing a way to I get addicted, a way that I'm just arguing with my grandma about Trump.

[1612] They want to keep you on the needle.

[1613] That's what they want.

[1614] But there's an argument to be made that this is a commodity that no one knew was a commodity until it was too late.

[1615] Right.

[1616] Yeah.

[1617] And the cat was ready out of the bag.

[1618] Yeah.

[1619] It's too big.

[1620] It's a big thing It's a big thing It's a gigantic thing And if a company comes along like Apple And says you know what You shouldn't be allowed to do this We're gonna make it's like If you want to give away your privacy You should have a little boxy check On every little app that you saw And then if that comes along I will be a fucking loyal Apple Customer for life I just think whether it's the government Or whether it's private corporations The whole fear here is that malevolent forces Or bad actors get a hold of this data, right?

[1621] They do.

[1622] They do.

[1623] And so that is the major problem, whether it's intelligence agencies, whether they're keeping tabs on you for a reason.

[1624] Snowden uses signal.

[1625] Right.

[1626] Do you know what that is?

[1627] I don't know what it is.

[1628] Listen, iOS is far more secure than SMS, right?

[1629] Right.

[1630] But iOS, whether it's iMessage, iMessage is more secure than SMS.

[1631] If you have a Google phone, unless you're using WhatsApp, you're sending it a regular text message.

[1632] What is this?

[1633] Speak freely.

[1634] Signal.

[1635] This is what snowden recommends and the thing about it is it's encrypted you to me and it doesn't go to a third party so iOS if you have an iMessage it goes to the apple server signal does not okay so signals if you and i are making sending messages to each other on signal going to the server right and you can set it so that your message self -destructs in two minutes wow yeah there's different things you can do but it's not going somewhere else where someone else can intercept it right it's all encrypted.

[1636] Right.

[1637] SMS, which you have, if you have an Android phone, I have an Android phone, and I have an Apple phone.

[1638] My iPhone is iMessage, but occasionally, like the green text message, those green text messages, anybody can pick up.

[1639] Right, and they're also disgusting on the phone.

[1640] They look horrible.

[1641] It's vomit color.

[1642] They don't look that bad when you have the Knighton mode on.

[1643] No, they do.

[1644] I don't mind them.

[1645] Why do you have an Android?

[1646] Is it to fill what the poor people feel like?

[1647] I like to have both operating systems because, look, this doesn't look that bad.

[1648] Look at that green.

[1649] Tim Poole has an Android.

[1650] he says me, Android.

[1651] I look at that green, and I'm reminded of sewage.

[1652] I'm reminding you of golfing.

[1653] Maybe a nice pool table.

[1654] Green cloth?

[1655] Yeah, perhaps.

[1656] iOS is more secure.

[1657] It's more secure in that regard.

[1658] Like, IMessage is more secure.

[1659] The thing about IMessage that's superior, there's a couple things.

[1660] One, the big one is pictures.

[1661] If you send me a picture in IMessage, it's a big, high -resolution picture.

[1662] If you send me a video, it's a nice high -resolution video.

[1663] And you can send it to me through AirDrop, and it's like in perfect quality.

[1664] Right.

[1665] If you send me a fucking video through a Google phone, it comes out looking like a flip phone from the late 90s.

[1666] Right.

[1667] It's so bad.

[1668] Yeah.

[1669] I've sent it to people.

[1670] I'm like, oh my God, I have one of them notes, a galaxy note.

[1671] It's a beautiful phone.

[1672] It's like beautiful screen, high resolution, the camera, the video is amazing.

[1673] Yeah.

[1674] But if I text it to somebody, it's bad.

[1675] It looks fucking dog shit.

[1676] The galaxy cameras, like a lot of the Android cameras are better than I have.

[1677] phone cameras they're not better okay they're just great they're very good they're really good but so is this they're really everything's great now they're all great Sony makes ridiculously good cameras on their phones they have an expiria i think it's an expiria um two one or one two i think it's called i forget what it is but uh they have like amazing video stabilization and all these different like their cameras are off the charts and if you're a photographer the sony ones allow you to get in there and tweak shit And so are the Samsung ones.

[1678] You can do a lot of tweaking and fucking with the settings.

[1679] And Samsung has incredible zoom.

[1680] Like, they have this Galaxy S20 Ultra, and it has this crazy zoom on it, man. You can shoot movies on a lot of those, and the iPhones now.

[1681] And the Galaxy also has a 5 ,000 -m -amp battery.

[1682] So it's like the battery will last you forever.

[1683] But you're still sending text messages.

[1684] They haven't figured out an encrypted version of a messenger.

[1685] So unless you have friends, you've got to talk them into getting WhatsApp or you've got to talk them into using Signal.

[1686] It's like, why can't they get that shit together?

[1687] And they don't even have an ability to transfer data like you can't send me a picture through Bluetooth.

[1688] Like if you have an Android phone and I have an iPhone, you can't send me a picture, not native at least.

[1689] I mean, there might be applications that are after the fact now.

[1690] Yeah.

[1691] They're just not quite there yet.

[1692] They're not there yet.

[1693] But I still feel like it's just, you know, it's a system of control that is going to be more and more omnipresent.

[1694] Here's the other thing I should say.

[1695] When I have an, if my Samsung phone, my texts are not green.

[1696] I can make my text any color I want.

[1697] Okay.

[1698] It's totally customizable.

[1699] Oh, interesting.

[1700] On my phone.

[1701] Like, if you're texting me. Yeah, I've only ever seen the green ones.

[1702] You've only seen them come to you.

[1703] Correct.

[1704] That's because I message they make you look like shit.

[1705] If you send a green text, they know people hate it.

[1706] They know comics like you have bits about how poor you look.

[1707] I mean, it's disgusting.

[1708] Yeah.

[1709] It's just, it's weird that Google hasn't figured that out, that Android hasn't figured out a way to make a version of like IMessage that works on IMessage.

[1710] It's like, I guess Apple has it locked down.

[1711] They want it locked down.

[1712] Yeah.

[1713] That seems to be what they want.

[1714] They want you in that world.

[1715] Yeah.

[1716] That walled garden.

[1717] That seems to be the issue now is that you can't do anything without being in business with some of these companies, whether it's Facebook, YouTube, Google, Amazon.

[1718] on like you have those five companies that run tech you got to be in business with them if you want anything you got to be on the grid you don't really have too much of an option and now they're instituting this thing saying oh well you can you know you can opt out of the data but I guarantee they find a work around with that probably and that's the real issue and then you start thinking about like what kind now they want they want to get rid of cars you want everybody to be in fleets of self -driving cars this is something that people want I mean Gavin Newsom has said let's phase out cars by 2035 well he said phase out gasoline cars well of course gasoline cars but he's a fucking idiot.

[1719] The fact that they're doing this in the middle of like their education system is falling apart.

[1720] These poor kids were getting a terrible education before their top priority should be fixing their education system and instead how much time are they wasting putting together this thing, this virtue signaling thing where you're trying to make ban cars that new cars that are gasoline cars by 2035 their whole argument is now that the fires are here and people realize that it's a problem blah, blah, blah, blah.

[1721] That's true.

[1722] There's a political will.

[1723] But listen, you got to fix what you haven't fixed first.

[1724] Agreed.

[1725] You know, I mean, well, the other thing is, you know, they pass a carbon tax in New York City, and they started costing a lot more money.

[1726] A lot of people in New York City used Uber pools to get to work because the subway in New York, which is an old legacy system, doesn't always run efficiently.

[1727] So people that were going to work in Uber's and especially the Uber pool pool feature, it was very cheap.

[1728] They instituted a carbon tax and a congestion tax.

[1729] All of a Uber rates went up.

[1730] And now people were unable, couldn't afford to get to work.

[1731] So it's like, yes, you're helping the environment, but you're damning people in that respect.

[1732] Here's my favorite thing they just passed.

[1733] They're allowing transgender inmates to go to the prison of the gender they choose.

[1734] So violent male sex offenders who decided they're trans can go to women's prisons.

[1735] That's going to work out well.

[1736] There's no way that's going to be bad.

[1737] No, no one will abuse that.

[1738] Bridget Fetasy sent me a thread on Twitter where this journalist goes over all of the issues that they've had with people turning trans in Canada and doing this and all the horrible people that have gotten into female prisons.

[1739] And the difference between female prisons and male prisons about how much more violent male prisons are and how horrific.

[1740] Aren't female prisons violent?

[1741] Barely.

[1742] Well, that is disappointing.

[1743] Yeah, I see some of the women going in there.

[1744] And I'd like to believe that they are.

[1745] They're violent.

[1746] I think some of them are not violent.

[1747] Damn it.

[1748] I think...

[1749] I just want equality, Joe.

[1750] Well, in quality of violence...

[1751] Yeah, I just want a quality of violence.

[1752] It's not going to happen.

[1753] I want women out there beating the shit out of each other, throwing each other.

[1754] It's mostly pillow fights.

[1755] Is it really?

[1756] Yeah, they're in their underwear and cellars.

[1757] Are they just talking shit about each other?

[1758] They're just waiting for guys coming to fuck them.

[1759] Yeah, that's girls' prisons.

[1760] Just pillow fights and catiness.

[1761] It's all only fans counts.

[1762] what percentage has only fans grown during the pandemic massively well everyone's become a whore i mean everyone people that were one or two steps i didn't know how many people are one step away from legitimate prostitution i have told several of my friends that are better looking to me be a whore like do it because there's no jobs christina posiski was explaining this to me yeah her and tom are moving out here by the way yeah and uh they were out here the other day we went to dinner and she was telling me that Aaron Carter is that his name The singer with the tattoos on his face He has a little meth thing He's got a OnlyFans account And he jerks off in front of people Well listen Makes a lot of money apparently Good for him His career has been not great She said it in front of my kids though She's like Jay and his D That's what she said in front of my kids So he's Jay and his D Yeah on Only fans And I'm like well no one knows what that means Well there I mean It's one of the only jobs left My 12 year was eyes alight and obviously Listen it's you're either a count Am girl or you're instigating a race war.

[1763] Those are the odd jobs.

[1764] Those are your two jobs in America.

[1765] There it is.

[1766] Oh, Aaron Carter is now doing porn.

[1767] Former child pop star recently joined Cam Soda.

[1768] Oh, same shit.

[1769] So he was a former...

[1770] The face tattoos are kind of go.

[1771] Child pop star?

[1772] Well, they're real new.

[1773] Yeah, Aaron, I mean, these face tattoos, I mean, you see everybody in L .A. with them.

[1774] A lot of these young kids have them.

[1775] Yeah, a lot.

[1776] Well, not everyone, but a lot of these kids in L .A. have them.

[1777] And they just...

[1778] Okay, see, you had an only fan.

[1779] His brother was in the backstreet boys Can you not do porn on only fans?

[1780] You can do whatever you want really But most people use it for 27 bucks a month Look at them holding his pecker Yeah people really People get on only fans Because they want a reason discourse Whoa whoa what is it 72 bucks Oh for three months What is the most a gal can charge You can get a lot And I've seen people then Explaining how this whole system works for them And like they have a whole It's not pyramid scheme But like if I got you guys to both sign up For a certain amount of time I get shares of your money too It's like incentives for growing.

[1781] Really?

[1782] It's a pyramid scheme.

[1783] So if he got a bunch of his other buddies to J or D's in front of people.

[1784] That's what pimps used to say to hookers.

[1785] They'd be like, find a few of your friends.

[1786] This is Jislayne Maxwell.

[1787] There's no difference.

[1788] He's got a hundred twenty -two posts to look at it if you feel like.

[1789] Wow.

[1790] How many fans does he have?

[1791] It doesn't tell you that part, I guess.

[1792] Oh, he's private.

[1793] Keeps it private.

[1794] Not safe for work content.

[1795] $1 ,200, that's it?

[1796] I don't know if this is better than doing cameo.

[1797] Okay, well, let's think...

[1798] It's not cameos.

[1799] So he's basically making somewhere in their neighborhood of $30 ,000 a month.

[1800] Jay and his D. Sure.

[1801] $1 ,200?

[1802] $27.

[1803] That is not bad.

[1804] It's not bad.

[1805] It's not bad.

[1806] It's better than working.

[1807] Listen, if he had to work a job and he had that thing on his face, and people are like, you're the guy who J's his D for $27 a month.

[1808] They get mad.

[1809] Go back to doing that.

[1810] I'm just trying to work.

[1811] But it's amazing how that during the pandemic is because everyone's home.

[1812] Nobody's doing it.

[1813] anything.

[1814] I guess everybody's just jerking off.

[1815] He also sings and plays guitar in the nude.

[1816] He does Q &As.

[1817] Dancing, fan Q &A's, other sultry activities that you expect from his hands show.

[1818] I love that he's playing guitar and the nude.

[1819] He's still trying to hold on to it.

[1820] You know what I mean?

[1821] He's like, I got a new song and everyone's like, buddy, let me see your asshole.

[1822] Yeah, that's not what this is.

[1823] Spread your cheeks.

[1824] He's like, I wrote this about, yeah, no one cares.

[1825] Can you fit the neck in your asshole, please?

[1826] I paid money.

[1827] I paid American money for this.

[1828] Yeah, it'd be very disappointing to pay for his only fans, and then he's strumming a good TAR.

[1829] Maybe the music's really good.

[1830] It's not.

[1831] How do you know?

[1832] I'm guessing it's not, Joe.

[1833] He throws a fit in court after ordered to forfeit guns.

[1834] 500 of them.

[1835] He was forced to...

[1836] Oh, my God.

[1837] A result of his sister, what does it say?

[1838] Scroll back out.

[1839] Sister winning a restraining order case...

[1840] Oh, well, that's not good.

[1841] He's threatening his fucking sister.

[1842] A lot of these people that get famous very young, it's a very rough road.

[1843] It is unmanageable.

[1844] Yeah.

[1845] I don't know anybody's managed it.

[1846] Yeah.

[1847] Miley Cyrus was on the podcast a couple weeks ago.

[1848] and I told her, I said, you've done it about as good as you could do it.

[1849] Right.

[1850] She's got a lot of barriers up, though.

[1851] You can tell.

[1852] You can't get that famous, that young.

[1853] You can't get that famous that young.

[1854] She's 12 years old playing arenas.

[1855] How the fuck?

[1856] It's crazy.

[1857] Yeah, man. I mean, I just, who, and it was funny her talking about on the show that, was it her mom or grandma was saying, well, it's better than her being in L .A. doing drugs.

[1858] Like, what?

[1859] Right, yeah, why is that the choice?

[1860] Like, what are you talking?

[1861] Or better than being back home doing drugs.

[1862] Well, I guess they felt like this is her ticket out of the life.

[1863] But her, she was never going to be her life.

[1864] Her dad was a famous country music star.

[1865] Her voice is so harsh.

[1866] She's got a great, she's a phenomenal talent.

[1867] Oh, my God.

[1868] She's amazing, but I mean, her talking voice is so harsh.

[1869] Yeah.

[1870] Sounds like mine a little.

[1871] It's rougher.

[1872] Wow.

[1873] Oh, yeah.

[1874] Then mine?

[1875] You want to play it?

[1876] Let's play some of it.

[1877] Play some of her voice.

[1878] Listen, and by the way, I should say this, I'm not knocking her.

[1879] I'm a fan, and that's one of...

[1880] People are like, oh, Spotify, man, you put Miley Cyrus on.

[1881] No, I fucking love Miley Cyrus.

[1882] Right.

[1883] I really do.

[1884] I'm a giant...

[1885] I look up exactly what it stands for.

[1886] Oh, my Jesus Christ.

[1887] That's it.

[1888] She's a 45 -year -old waitress in Florida.

[1889] It's kind of like an x -ray, and it kind of shows you almost like in those thermal -type colors of the activity of your brain.

[1890] There we go.

[1891] Wow.

[1892] She had operation on her throat.

[1893] Can she still sing?

[1894] Was it polyps?

[1895] Oh, yeah.

[1896] Like an angel.

[1897] She can still kill, right?

[1898] Like an angel.

[1899] Yeah, great.

[1900] Well, that's good.

[1901] Dude, I listened to her music.

[1902] music before, I told her this.

[1903] I played, I showed her an image of me, before I filmed my Netflix special, I was listening to her song Malibu and like dancing around backstage.

[1904] Wow.

[1905] Gets my mind off of comedy.

[1906] Yeah, that what's you're going to do?

[1907] Yeah, absolutely.

[1908] I'm just trying to lose myself in it.

[1909] Yeah.

[1910] And I've been a big fan of hers for a long time.

[1911] I think she's fucking super talented, man. Her voice is beautiful.

[1912] Yeah.

[1913] Yeah.

[1914] Yeah.

[1915] You ever heard her cover of Jolene?

[1916] It's amazing.

[1917] Fuck, man. It's great.

[1918] It's so good, man. Let's hope she's not on only fans in two years.

[1919] Vocal cord surgery will require weeks of silence to recover And this was in 2019 Yeah All we need Trump to do is like I was going to say have vocal cord surgery But his biggest thing is Twitter So it doesn't matter You can't I mean his big you couldn't That's what's great about Donald Trump He could lose his voice And it wouldn't matter He could still inflame people With just his fingers Yeah You have to cut his hands off It would maybe even be better If he had one of those Joe Biden The debate is tomorrow night That's so ridiculous.

[1920] It's crazy.

[1921] Are you going to be here?

[1922] You're doing a show.

[1923] I'm doing a show on San Antonio tomorrow night.

[1924] There's a few tickets left.

[1925] But I just added it because I said I just want to do a show while I'm here and everything in Austin is R. at P. Cap City.

[1926] Great Club is not open.

[1927] I'm hoping we can bring it back.

[1928] Wow.

[1929] I'm going to bring, I'm going to open up a club here.

[1930] I hope you do.

[1931] I'm just in the middle of a lot of things.

[1932] I'm in the middle of a lot of things.

[1933] I'm working on a lot of stuff.

[1934] I got a lot of things happening.

[1935] Yeah.

[1936] But that will be one of the things that I'm going to work on.

[1937] That would be great.

[1938] I mean, none of us know when the store is opening.

[1939] Nobody knows anything about anything in L .A. My concern is I don't want to – there's a bunch of things.

[1940] I don't want anybody getting sick.

[1941] Of course.

[1942] I want to be able to do it where, you know, the people who work there, wait, staff, and folks can be safe and can make a living.

[1943] There have been talks about promising vaccines that are – they're showing promise.

[1944] There's four in trial.

[1945] Yeah.

[1946] Johnson and Johnson, is that one of them?

[1947] I believe that's one of them.

[1948] And then Pfizer.

[1949] Like, there's a few that are, and I spoke to a doctor who said they all seem to their safety ratings are good, but their effectiveness is that's what's going to be debatable.

[1950] But he did say, it's better to have safe vaccines.

[1951] It may not work as well because you could always get other ones instead of ones that have all these other problems.

[1952] Oh, Jesus, Jamie.

[1953] Vaccine trial stopped after neurological Simpson's detective.

[1954] Listen, I'm glad he's telling us the truth.

[1955] You go back to Iron Carter's dick.

[1956] We're trying to be positive.

[1957] Jesus.

[1958] A drug maker says it halted a coronavirus vaccine study because a woman who received a experimental shot.

[1959] developed severe neurological symptoms.

[1960] Jesus.

[1961] All right.

[1962] No vaccines.

[1963] Sorry.

[1964] Here's the thing.

[1965] If it's a trial...

[1966] I don't want the vaccine.

[1967] I'd let everyone else get it.

[1968] There's only one person that gets that out of a hundred people that are on the trial.

[1969] You got to do it.

[1970] When you ramp that shit up to millions, though, you've got thousands and thousands of people that are fucked.

[1971] The way I feel about it is I would like everyone else to get it.

[1972] The vaccine.

[1973] Because when everyone says we need a vaccine, no one's thinking about getting it themselves.

[1974] My manager, her dad got the Lyme disease.

[1975] vaccine back in the DZEA and it gave him Lyme disease.

[1976] Jeez.

[1977] Yeah, they stopped doing it.

[1978] They stopped doing the line.

[1979] I think they deny that it gave people Lyme disease, but he got fucked up from this vaccine.

[1980] Yeah, interesting.

[1981] No, it's actually a coincidence.

[1982] You actually got Lyme disease right before we gave me the vaccine.

[1983] We didn't mean it.

[1984] Really sorry.

[1985] Vaccines are creepy.

[1986] I've never gotten a flu vaccine.

[1987] I've never gotten the flu.

[1988] I wanted to ask you this.

[1989] I'm glad we brought this up.

[1990] Yeah.

[1991] Robert Kennedy, Jr. Yeah.

[1992] Legit?

[1993] Anti -vaxxer?

[1994] I would take what he says and literally think about it.

[1995] I've heard him speak.

[1996] I mean, he has that disease with his voice.

[1997] What's his voice sound like?

[1998] I don't know.

[1999] But he has like, there's some very rare disease he has, I believe, with his voice.

[2000] He just doesn't like vaccines.

[2001] I mean, listen, there's a lot of credible people that not where you're going to, you know, not saying all vaccines are bad, but saying that there are real problems with certain vaccines and the amount of vaccines that the kids are getting, they're getting a lot of vaccines in a very short period of time.

[2002] So he was on Mike Tyson recently.

[2003] Let's listen to him.

[2004] You know, my grandfather and grandmother were Joseph Kennedy and Rose Kennedy were major figures in my life.

[2005] Imagine you're on Mike Tyson's hot box and your highest fuck and you're talking to this guy like this?

[2006] Yeah, yeah.

[2007] So that's how he talks?

[2008] Is that Chris DeLie to the right?

[2009] Right.

[2010] Chris Elise found a job Isn't it interesting that he's He's doing Mike Tyson's show I watch this stuff At the end of it he says he's not an anti -vaxxer I don't think he is I think people are just clarification I read that and thought it too The thing about vaccines is like the thing about All medication and basically everything There's a certain number of people If you make things mandatory Like if you make everyone have to take a vaccine Think about there's 300 whatever million people and most of them have been vaccinated, you're going to have a lot of people that have problems.

[2011] Right.

[2012] That's just a sheer numbers issue.

[2013] Yeah, it's just going to be a big issue.

[2014] And if you look at the vaccine court, like how many settlement, and by the way, I should say right away, I'm pro -vaccine, I've been vaccinated, my kid's been vaccinated.

[2015] Right.

[2016] But I know people who have had problems, and I know people whose children have been vaccinated who said that immediately caught Ron Funches was talking about it.

[2017] And he's like, I don't know if that's what caused it, but right away, my kid shut down.

[2018] And we noticed it.

[2019] Like, it was instant.

[2020] And we thought he would come back and he never came back.

[2021] He was different before.

[2022] And he's not the only one that I've talked to that's had this experience.

[2023] There's a lot of concerns about things like that happening.

[2024] But they don't know if this was something that was inevitably going to happen or if the vaccines were a catalyst.

[2025] If it's, you know.

[2026] But vaccine courts have paid out money to a large number of people.

[2027] Does that mean vaccines are bad?

[2028] No, vaccines are the reason why most people are limited.

[2029] Yeah, the reason why we haven't died from.

[2030] fucking smallpox and syphilis and all the other disease syphilis?

[2031] They have a vaccine for syphilis?

[2032] I don't know if they have a syphilis.

[2033] I think that $4 .2 billion has been awarded as of October 2019.

[2034] Wow.

[2035] It's just one of those things I think where - Vaccines.

[2036] Vaccine court.

[2037] People know so little about it and people are very uncomfortable because a lot of the...

[2038] Scroll up.

[2039] Let me see what that means.

[2040] No, you're right.

[2041] Well, it's scary.

[2042] I was breaking it down by year.

[2043] That was just so I could get you the biggest number.

[2044] the overall that this is just the Wikipedia for for vaccine compensation national vaccine injury compensation program that's what he was talking about which is what he got into he's still he's a lawyer and he's into like he's so fighting this fight that's this is the thing it's it's not that we shouldn't vaccinate because if we didn't vaccinate all these fucking kids that are getting the mumps now and measles and all these different serious diseases that can really fuck people They're coming back.

[2045] They're coming back because people don't want to vaccinate their kids.

[2046] Right.

[2047] It's fucking complicated, man. Like most things that involve people, they're very complicated.

[2048] Yeah, but I think that a lot of people are, you know, because with coronavirus, they are just skeptical because the whole thing has been just handled poorly and nobody knows what's going on and the information is so bad and nobody trusts anybody anymore.

[2049] The idea that you're just going to show up to CVS and somebody's going to just shoot you in the arm with this, synthetic coronavirus, people don't, people are kind of, that's scary.

[2050] It's not even a synthetic.

[2051] coronavirus.

[2052] Whatever the hell it is.

[2053] I don't know what it is.

[2054] They're called MRNA viruses.

[2055] And what that is, it's vaccines rather, MRNA vaccines.

[2056] It's a vaccine that stimulates the production of certain proteins that will fight off the coronavirus.

[2057] Okay.

[2058] So it's not like you're getting an inert version of the virus, like every other vaccine.

[2059] So, okay, well, now we got a whole new fucking thing.

[2060] Now it's a whole other problem.

[2061] It's a whole new one.

[2062] This is a new thing.

[2063] Well, people are just, people.

[2064] just are uncomfortable with any, all information being disseminated right now is just, you know, up for debate.

[2065] You have people that are screaming at each other going, this is their thing.

[2066] I read an article that you updated said vaccines are on their way.

[2067] The next article said they'll never be a vaccine.

[2068] I don't know what to think.

[2069] I'm reasonably intelligent and I don't know what to think.

[2070] A lot of this country is not reasonably intelligent.

[2071] So they don't necessarily, like I don't blame them for being skeptical and being a little scared and going, you know what, I'll take my chances out instead of getting a shot in the arm in a Walgreens, they vaccinate you in like a shitty pharmacy.

[2072] You're buying like eggs and you get a shot and they say, good luck.

[2073] And who's doing it?

[2074] Somebody making minimum wage or has no idea what they're doing?

[2075] Like, yeah.

[2076] Yeah, it's a little terrifying.

[2077] Yeah.

[2078] I'll take my chances.

[2079] Take my chances with coronavirus.

[2080] The next part, which I've heard, not to get to conspiracy on this part, but like I've heard The word nano getting added to RNA and vaccine stuff.

[2081] Oh, the nano chips.

[2082] That's a problem.

[2083] Bill Gates.

[2084] Bill Gates.

[2085] He got a nano robot.

[2086] I don't know what's accurate or what's not accurate.

[2087] Boy, nobody took a bigger hit during this coronavirus lockdown than Bill Gates.

[2088] Well, he became a villain.

[2089] I don't think he's a villain, but I also think that, listen, we're living in a time now of Batman -era villain.

[2090] Like, we're like, these guys have billions and billions and trillions of dollars.

[2091] I don't think he's a villain.

[2092] I'm not saying he's a villain.

[2093] I don't think he's a villain at all.

[2094] I'm not thinking he's a villain.

[2095] Listen, but here's what's fucked.

[2096] Bill Gates has done more for humanity than most rich people would ever imagine doing.

[2097] That guy's built schools and wells and help people get educated.

[2098] Look, him and his wife, the Gates Foundation, they've done a tremendous amount of positive work.

[2099] But what I'm saying is.

[2100] They have.

[2101] But he's waiting into the controversial waters of the vaccine.

[2102] Listen.

[2103] But what I'm saying is that during this pandemic, he's become a villain for the first time ever.

[2104] Only because he wants to deliver people the mark of the beast.

[2105] That's all.

[2106] That's the only reason people are upset with him is because he wants to deliver people the mark of the beast.

[2107] And damn them forever out.

[2108] But listen, when he goes, listen, you got to expect a certain amount of discussion when you're making, when you are the guy inserting yourself into this very kind of volatile debate about public health and you're telling people they need to be vaccinated to travel and these are the standards that you want people to adapt listen man he could have just been a billionaire that swam in his fucking pool why do you think he talked about that like telling people that they need to be vaccinated he I guess he if you give them the benefit of the doubt he just wants to help people I guess let's not give him the benefit of the doubt okay if we don't give him the benefit of the doubt we'll say that he wants the world to look exactly like he thinks there's necessary and unnecessary things he thinks that he should be in charge of people's health, public health, or that he thinks that a group of scientists or him and his foundation should be in charge of public health.

[2109] Wow, his found, really?

[2110] No, I mean, listen, there's also billions and trillions of dollars to be made off some of these vaccines.

[2111] Does he, is he making money out of vaccines?

[2112] I don't know what he's doing, but I'm telling him.

[2113] He has so much money.

[2114] Why does he need more money?

[2115] Why does anyone need more money?

[2116] I don't think he's doing it for money.

[2117] I'm not saying he's an evil guy.

[2118] I'm saying that we cannot write a blank check to anybody.

[2119] I feel like you're saying he's an evil guy.

[2120] We cannot write a blank check to anybody.

[2121] We can't write a blank check, Joe, to anyone.

[2122] Look at him.

[2123] The next app.

[2124] Well, that's in 2015.

[2125] That's when he planned it.

[2126] Listen, I don't trust anybody who wears an outfit.

[2127] This fucking sweater with this...

[2128] Can I just say this?

[2129] And I'm being totally serious.

[2130] The button shirt underneath it.

[2131] Him and Dr. Fauci created AIDS.

[2132] That's all I'll say.

[2133] That's all I'm going to say.

[2134] Why?

[2135] You know, people fuck around.

[2136] Just for fun?

[2137] And they created.

[2138] Aided AIDS, so that's the only reason I'm a little skeptical.

[2139] No, but in all seriousness, our society shouldn't be structured where one guy stands at because, by the way, in order to travel and go places and open your businesses, here's what you need to do.

[2140] And we talked about that in the beginning of the show, about the government doing it.

[2141] Why is it better for private billionaire is doing it?

[2142] But here's the thing.

[2143] Why are we listening to him talk about public health issues?

[2144] Yeah, it's a great question.

[2145] He's the guy who founded Microsoft.

[2146] Phenomenal question.

[2147] That's a great question.

[2148] Is it just because he's rich?

[2149] He has an interest in it.

[2150] What if I stepped up and started telling everyone, it's time to get vaccinated?

[2151] Everyone's got to get vaccinated.

[2152] Yeah.

[2153] People would be like, hey, hey, hey, you're a fucking comedian in a cage fighting commentator.

[2154] Why are you telling everybody to get vaccinated?

[2155] That's why I don't tell people to vote.

[2156] Why is he doing it?

[2157] Well, that's why people are a little suspicious.

[2158] He's stepping out of his lane.

[2159] Now, that sweater with the shirt on the sweater, the creating of AIDS and Mark of the Beast, all of it's a prop.

[2160] There was a great, somebody made a great need.

[2161] He wanted to shoot, and I've said this before in the shirt, he wanted to shoot a missile of dust and sun to help climate change.

[2162] I heard about that.

[2163] When you have the capability, when you have the capability to do that type of shit, someone's got to check it.

[2164] No one's checking him.

[2165] You know why I don't trust him?

[2166] You know why I don't trust him?

[2167] Why?

[2168] Because he talks shit about Tesla.

[2169] Oh, did he?

[2170] Yeah.

[2171] Well, he...

[2172] And him and Warren Buffett, that other fraud, Warren Buffett's like, oh, I live in my little house.

[2173] I've always lived in and I drink Coke.

[2174] He does.

[2175] He's a trillionaire.

[2176] He's a cold -blooded trillionaire.

[2177] God love him.

[2178] But stop with the act.

[2179] Stop with that's an act.

[2180] He has a military base under the house.

[2181] Stop with this fucking act I eat Dairy Queen and all this horse shit You've got 80 billion dollars Can you stop with the horse shit He lives in a small house He drinks Coca -Cola I'm sure It's not that small It's small for a guy who's worth 80 billion dollars But those are the guys You gotta watch I want my billionaires In palaces like Dony T It's a nice little house It's a modest house I want my billionaires living like Trump In a gold apartment Well listen he's a cheap fuck He likes to keep the same house I know what about that Go there A sneak peek Go down Jamie To the left A sneak peek What is that A sneak peek into Warren Buffet's what There's other house He's got other houses This motherfucker Whatever How many houses you got Warren But him and Gates Are such good friends Because they're both doing this thing Where they're like We're just little old man And I'm just saying Everybody's got to get watched I understand Everybody's got to be watched By me You should think That people are watching When you open your trap And tell everybody They've got to get vaccinated?

[2182] People are not predisposed to trusting billionaires delivering them edicts.

[2183] I don't want an edict from anybody, from the government, from a billionaire.

[2184] I don't want anyone to go, here's what you have to do.

[2185] Explain to me why.

[2186] Tell me why it's beneficial.

[2187] And then, by the way, even still, give me the freedom to do it or not.

[2188] So here's what he said about Elon and Tesla.

[2189] He was saying that this Tesla truck thing, that building semis is not likely because of the fact that the batteries are very heavy.

[2190] And Elon's like, you don't know what the fuck is.

[2191] you're talking about we're already doing it yeah like they're they're already deep it they have 500 mile semi trucks right like they're already operational right they're they're a year away from implementing them nationwide right like they have them right have you seen a tesla semi yes yeah they exist right so he's talking about it's not likely planes what is he saying uh this is actually old all these billionaires have egos they all fight each other okay good day what's your opinion about Bill Gates decorations refer to electric trucks regards he has no clue yeah he doesn't have a clue look Elon is balls deep into that world yeah and then Elon's also mad because Bill Gates bought a Porsche tycan oh the electric Porsche well these he said all these after he said yeah bought that Bill Gates said uh or Elon said I've uh been underwhelmed when I talk to him oh that's funny well you know the whole thing is that these guys have egos and everybody wants to just give me a little info before you put a chip in my arm please there's a company that we were watching the video they put chips in people's arm so they could use a vending machine yeah see i don't think that's good and a lot of americans they'll go for that what if they fire you they turn your chip off well they're going to do that i mean they're going to do that i mean this is this is going to happen i mean cut it out yeah they well they can deactivate you hold you down and cut a chip out you have two choices tim yeah keep that chip in your arm for the rest of your life and it's just inert but we're still track you you, we have to track you.

[2192] Right.

[2193] Or Spotify chipped me on the way in, which I thought was trying.

[2194] They told me they weren't going to do that anymore.

[2195] They just did a chip in my neck when I walked in.

[2196] They told me they weren't going to do that.

[2197] I was like, okay.

[2198] Well, they knew that you talk shit on trannies.

[2199] They do.

[2200] They said he's only, I like the Republican ones.

[2201] I love Caitlin Jenner.

[2202] I love, if you're a transgender person, you're against gay marriage, I'm already a fan.

[2203] I think I fucked up by saying Tranny.

[2204] You can't even say that anymore.

[2205] You can't say it.

[2206] Even though Trannies call each other trannies.

[2207] They do.

[2208] And gay people call gay people faggots, but you can't say that.

[2209] that don't say it don't say it don't say it you can say it because you're gay yes but if you get a pass i but i look too racist to say it my wife still doesn't believe you're gay she says you're just doing that just for the jokes we had a meeting at w me and they said we've got to figure something out and i said i said well can we try and they said gay guy who's kind of like uncomfortable and says like the wrong things and and i said we let's try it out and i told my wife who lives in Jersey with our three kids who I send money home to every week she's a lovely woman slightly larger but working on it and you know we're just making the money you know but well it's just the gay in the media is like is gay is become annoying now yeah everybody everybody's annoyed because gay people are like you better be and it's like shut up nobody wants supposed to be fun they miss the will and grace gay they've become moralists right it takes all the fun out of it you're not supposed to take balls out of your mouth and tell people how to live that's really the reality That's the reality.

[2210] They miss the queer eye for the straight guy type of gay.

[2211] Yeah.

[2212] Well, they...

[2213] That's a fun gay.

[2214] Well, yeah, because now the gays are bookish and angry and they're in Antifa.

[2215] And they're angry.

[2216] And it's just like, it's not fun.

[2217] It's supposed to be a little fun, a little dirty and naughty and wrong.

[2218] That's the whole fun thing about everything.

[2219] Noddy.

[2220] It's not supposed to be, you know, Norman Rockwell.

[2221] Like, I'm sure that you listen, you could do it.

[2222] You could have the family.

[2223] You could do anything you want.

[2224] But part of what is fun about, be gay is that it's not like a fucking you're not sitting there like when they have the transgender the drag queen reading to the kids i'm like great i don't care about that but it's also like why are you doing that it's horrible and not fun yeah nobody wants to read to kids in a library nobody what do you think is happening do you think it's because on twitter and social media people can say things and get like they make these statements and they feel like they did a good job and making that statement.

[2225] A lot of people had resonated with them.

[2226] People are just, people are very invested in being a victim.

[2227] So when gay people started to mainstream and you got marriage and you got this and that, there was, you weren't really a victim anymore.

[2228] So then what happened is people started saying queer and this and that and we're very different and now we don't, and so now like a lot of these non -binary people with all due respect, it's matter of fun of it, is that a lot of these people are white women in upper middle class colleges like Wesleyan and Oberlin and places like that who don't want to be a victim.

[2229] I mean, they don't want to be an oppressor, but they're rich, white chicks.

[2230] So by saying I'm non -binary, you're automatically now, you're not in the hierarchy of oppression anymore.

[2231] You've been victimized by a gender patriarchy that has enforced these things on you.

[2232] And that might, non -binary, it might stick.

[2233] Great.

[2234] I have no problem.

[2235] I don't care.

[2236] But it also might be like bell bottoms.

[2237] Like 20 years from now, a guy might be like, yeah, your mother had no gender in college.

[2238] She was a nut.

[2239] She used to burn down the federal court.

[2240] houses in Seattle.

[2241] What did Douglas Murray say about call them the really neat attention people?

[2242] He's funny because he makes so many people mad.

[2243] He's always just sitting there.

[2244] He's the best.

[2245] He's just a very large and it just says, you know, Joe, let me say a few things and we'll be in the news in four minutes.

[2246] He's brilliant.

[2247] Yeah.

[2248] His book, The Madness of Crowds is fucking fantastic because he nails it all.

[2249] Yeah.

[2250] All the craziness is going on.

[2251] But it's like a lot of it's this weird generation.

[2252] because like older gay people are don't understand this a lot of them oh no they don't get it yeah they don't get like palm springs those gay guys those gay guys no one took covid less seriously than gay people that had money like they were all buff these buff guys walking around no masks they took it less seriously than people that watch info wards like they were like this is fake they survived HIV they're like we all we all beat aids by lifting weights no one cares we're not fucking taking COVID seriously.

[2253] So this whole idea, they don't understand.

[2254] They'll be very honest.

[2255] They go, I don't understand.

[2256] They go, what do you mean gender is not real?

[2257] The whole point of my life is it gender's real?

[2258] It wasn't attracted to that gender.

[2259] Yeah.

[2260] That's the whole point.

[2261] Yeah.

[2262] So at the end of the day, like, what do you mean?

[2263] That's not real.

[2264] So I've just been an idiot forever.

[2265] I just wanted to get beat up in school and then have to join a gym and get buff.

[2266] Like, what are we doing?

[2267] That gender's not real.

[2268] It's so dumb.

[2269] It's like space is fake.

[2270] The thing you bring up.

[2271] It's the same idea.

[2272] It's the same thing.

[2273] It's sick.

[2274] We're in trouble.

[2275] Who cares?

[2276] No one cares.

[2277] This is the other thing.

[2278] I think people are so invested that people hate them and people care.

[2279] No one cares about your life.

[2280] No one cares if you want to be a man or a woman.

[2281] Nobody gives a shit about anything.

[2282] Nobody cares about anything.

[2283] Truly, they care about if there's a line of Chick -fil -A and if their water bills paid.

[2284] They don't give a shit about your life.

[2285] But this idea that people are oppressing you and they're constantly invested and they're hunting and they're behind the trees and they're coming for you.

[2286] No one gives a shit.

[2287] Yes, there are small motivated groups of people that want to restrict your rights.

[2288] But by and large, most people they might be like oh that's weird or look that's a little odd but they're not fuming with hatred at you no no they're not and it makes people feel powerful or worthy if someone is yes yes i want to be hated for the right reasons you are yes and i believe i am i think you are i you know when i used to say i was gay on stage people would be shocked now sometimes people start clapping oh you don't want that i don't say it anymore you know what i Stay and said?

[2289] What?

[2290] I say Ruth Bader Ginsburg's burning in hell.

[2291] Because I want that reaction.

[2292] I'd rather that reaction.

[2293] I've chosen another way to say it.

[2294] You know?

[2295] It's a fun time to be bad.

[2296] Yeah.

[2297] It's a fun time to say ridiculous shit.

[2298] Because even though like there's a lot of blowback, there's also a lot of people that get really happy that you're doing it.

[2299] Yeah.

[2300] Because there's not enough people that are pushing back.

[2301] A lot of people aren't And the people that come out to these shows They've been having so much fun Because they want this This is what they want Yeah Everybody wants somebody To push back And do it in a funny way That everyone can enjoy And that's what I think We need to do And I think They want people that are free To express themselves Because they are not Most people are not Yeah most people are not And also let Hollywood go In his crazy direction They're going into Who gives a fuck We have all the tools To just create our own thing You've showed everyone that And it's just like People are over it People are over, what are you going to sit in a writer's room and write for some show?

[2302] Did you see that Emmy's shit?

[2303] Horrific.

[2304] Jimmy Kim.

[2305] Jimmy Kimmel.

[2306] Yeah.

[2307] It was it Anthony Anderson?

[2308] I don't know.

[2309] Who was it that he was with?

[2310] I am checking.

[2311] I think that's what I did.

[2312] It was so weird.

[2313] It's weird.

[2314] That he said, yeah, this sounds good.

[2315] Yeah.

[2316] You know, you're supposed to clap here, Jimmy.

[2317] Say Black Lives Matter.

[2318] Say it louder, Jimmy.

[2319] Black lives And he's like clapping And I'm like What are you doing Is it a parody?

[2320] I didn't know It's a hard thing That when you look at it You're like They make it fun It's weird They're trying to make it funny Yeah It's just there's no audience And they didn't They didn't try it out In front of an audience And it's That needed work Like I see what you were trying to do There's probably And you got some really good writers To do that But you got to take some chances There you go Anthony Anderson Jimmy Kimet Looks a little uncomfortable Yeah It's well I think that's part of the sketch though is that he's supposed to kind of look uncomfortable that's like part of the fun about it but it's just not good nobody needed someone to write something really yeah something someone to write something really funny yeah you know and then take a risk it just it just it's just comedy's supposed to live in those gray areas and there's no gray areas anymore so like that's a real big problem that's a big problem especially for anything corporate louis made a good point he said that when you criticize both sides you end up illustrating a deeper truth, which is about humanity, which is what comedy is supposed to do.

[2321] Yeah.

[2322] So if you look at two sides and go, this and this, you kind of try to make fun of them and you have no sacred cows or whatever, you end up illustrating something deeper about humanity, which people can learn more from and then, you know, reorient themselves in a productive way about any issue.

[2323] Yeah, that does make sense.

[2324] Yeah.

[2325] And that is, you have to be able to look at both sides.

[2326] And in this day and age, that's not possible.

[2327] Yeah.

[2328] It's like you, if you're on, I should say it's not possible if you're on a corporate television show.

[2329] If you're on television, if you're doing a late night talk show, like, you got no shot, man. And there's too many cooks in the kitchen.

[2330] And they're the worst, I mean, they're just not funny.

[2331] They're very strange.

[2332] They don't look at, Jimmy Fallon does not look happy doing his show.

[2333] He looks like he's chained to that desk.

[2334] It's very strange.

[2335] He's talking to Muppets.

[2336] He's talking to Miss Piggy.

[2337] There's Muppets singing on the show.

[2338] It's dystopian.

[2339] It disturbs people.

[2340] They all look like they're running at high altitude.

[2341] There's not enough air in the room Get that kind of money And you say to yourself Like I just want to stay I always wonder where those guys Don't just jump shit And like go go make a movie Go do something else They can't make movies Yeah Because none of those guys Like Jimmy Fallon They're not gonna make movies Of Jimmy Fallon Right They're not I mean maybe they can make a movie But listen Go do something else The guys who make the movies Are already making the movies Right Seth Myers Or Seth Rogan rather He's making the movies Right These famous guys that are You know Adam Sandler They're making movies.

[2342] Right.

[2343] Like for you to say, I've never made any movies before, but I've been a talk show host.

[2344] I want to make a movie.

[2345] Like, that might work, but you've got a gig that pays you fucking $10 million a year.

[2346] Stick with this gig.

[2347] What are you stupid?

[2348] Why risk it?

[2349] Why risk it?

[2350] Yeah.

[2351] And well, maybe I'll just do a podcast.

[2352] Well, what are you going to say wild shit on your podcast?

[2353] And then they're going to cancel you from your show.

[2354] Then you're in trouble.

[2355] Your podcast doesn't make enough money yet.

[2356] You can't do it.

[2357] But nobody, what's amazing to me is nobody leaves.

[2358] Like, Allen's back.

[2359] Nobody walks away.

[2360] Nobody retort.

[2361] Like, she's got hundreds of millions.

[2362] She's got so much money but she's back she doesn't care she's back well i think she wants to redeem herself that's probably true like during the covid nobody got she got taken down harder than bill gates she did so like bill gates was like here she got taken down but i think they'll forgive her by the way if you were having a problem if if you you were in a car accident and everything like that and you just sitting there and you want somebody to help you and you see ellen and bill gates does that make anyone feel comfortable no i think they don't give a fuck if let's be very honest like if two of them were walking towards me and i have had like a tire out, I would fake my own death.

[2363] I just, I don't, something on a gutter of a level, I go, ugh.

[2364] She dresses like an executive on Westworld.

[2365] She's waiting for you to die.

[2366] Watching you on the screen.

[2367] She's tough, man. Is the Indian going to shoot him?

[2368] She should see Vin Diesel's song and they're like, they had the crowd dancing to like Kelly Clarkson show.

[2369] Don't tell me Vin Diesel singing.

[2370] Don't you do it.

[2371] Don't you do it.

[2372] It's very bad.

[2373] The Emmys, who, who's that for right now?

[2374] Like, who's your target audience?

[2375] Nobody.

[2376] If you're sitting at home and you're an Emmy's writer, like, who are we doing this for?

[2377] Not the 27 million people that are about to be evicted.

[2378] That's true.

[2379] That's not who it's for.

[2380] That is what's real, too, right?

[2381] Yeah, that's what's real.

[2382] Yeah, I mean, they should have not had it.

[2383] I think it's for young kids in high school that want to suppose one day be on 30 Rock, you know, or a show like that, created a show like that.

[2384] Vin Diesel, this is on Kelly Clarkson's show.

[2385] Yes, she's got a show.

[2386] She has a show.

[2387] People, like, they have screens flipped up vertically for the audience so she can see them and there's people at home like they're doing for the NBA games, but I guess Ben has a new song and Is he singing right now?

[2388] No, he's think he's talking to her and then they play it here for the audience Where is?

[2389] So they're showing This is the weird part where they must have told these people they all have to dance.

[2390] Okay, let me see what this is.

[2391] Give me a little bit of it.

[2392] Stop!

[2393] Stop!

[2394] I heard enough.

[2395] Horrible.

[2396] No, not as bad as Drew Barrymore's talk show.

[2397] How bad was it?

[2398] Everyone said it was horrible.

[2399] It doesn't even make sense.

[2400] What's wrong?

[2401] Is she on drugs?

[2402] What is it?

[2403] All of it.

[2404] Yeah.

[2405] Just, I don't No, like the writing, the overacting, it's just, it's confusing, man. It's like, have you seen it, Jamie?

[2406] There was some clip I saw that.

[2407] I think it might have been Tom and Christina put up because it was, like, not.

[2408] It's so bad.

[2409] It's like, how did you let that slide through?

[2410] Like, someone needs to tell her.

[2411] Like, I've heard her on talk shows, though.

[2412] Who let that?

[2413] Yeah, who's on the chopping block?

[2414] She seems smart and funny and interesting on talk shows.

[2415] And then doing her own, she's like over the show.

[2416] the top and like really like acty outy yeah it's bad oh you want to hear a little bit of it here we go pay your offer normally i just thought since you are closing soon anyway and i just think your bosses should actually know what an amazing person you are that you will simply not break the rules but then i was curious has anyone else ever tried to find a clever way in when like the signs say no entry so to speak i love receiving a no after i've tried everything stop that's enough yeah i mean all the good writers are dead they're all dead and this is gotta die and they should i mean at the end of the day it's just that's why you should just like it's just like podcast drew and if she's if she podcasted then just be herself yeah i think it would be better be much better than she's doing stand -up there well she's trying to be very big and animated no one yeah but she hasn't done stand -up before it's crazy yeah she's doing stand -up but you haven't done stand -up she's another one who's been famous and she's two or something right oh that's right so i mean it's like What was the E .T. Was she on E .T.?

[2417] Is that what she was on?

[2418] Oh, my God.

[2419] She's been to the business forever.

[2420] That's so long ago.

[2421] Yeah.

[2422] That's so long ago.

[2423] Yeah.

[2424] I mean, that's where it ends.

[2425] That's 82?

[2426] This is a lesson for everybody in a theater arts class right now.

[2427] You could be Jew Barry Moore doing that show or Aaron Carter jerking off.

[2428] Those are the two options.

[2429] Just wait until you're older.

[2430] You've got to develop a personality and go through some struggle and pay your own bills.

[2431] I just don't think it's right It's like you're And this is one of the things that I was talking about I was a child actor as a kid and I failed Congratulations No I was on Sesame Street three times Were you really?

[2432] Twice I was on Sesame Street You could you could Snuffle up I did the polka With snuffle up I guess Legitimately I was a child actor And I felt because I had the same voice I do now And it was disturbing the casting director I'm glad it didn't work out But I would say I would be like hello When did you give up I gave I was from six First play was six six to 12 and then 12 that was yeah yeah yeah god you gave up before your puberty kicked yeah and then but i got out but i was you know i was in that game and i was trying that you know i would audition against people like jonathan taylor thomas like real deal dudes who made it whose idea was it for you to do that i really liked doing it and i was really like into it i wanted to be you know i wanted attention i wanted everything and so my mother and father they're you know boomers they're like fine you know make a little money pay our mortgage you know what I mean there would Long Island scum love them both but you know so I have a friend who got famous when he was young and his parents ripped them off really found out later in life they would have done that to me too they would have absolutely taken everything those two yeah they would have mismanaged it didn't audit yeah they would have screwed it all up both of them so I'm glad I'm glad that it didn't work out for that sake because they would have taken all the money and blown it you wouldn't have been funny I'm glad it worked out because you got to go through some shit you got to live you got to live you got to live you got to live you gotta live it's just it's hard enough to be a person just a grown person it's hard everybody knows that it's hard it's hard it's hard to be a grown up it's really hard to be famous right it's hard it's hard to manage it and it's way harder if you grow up famous yeah because you never had a reality like you don't have a like oh people know who i am now you know they always know who you are well you're fucked because it's like cement but you're mixing it's you're mixing it wrong you got too much water and it's never going to harden you can't like take the water out yeah like you're already fucked yeah that's what it's like it's a difficult thing at your level is very difficult somebody that's really well known it can be very difficult i got a slow drip kind of fun because i get a few people in a in a restaurant go hey man right that's fun yeah you were fans uh we like your podcast that's fun but then at your level it gets a little invasive it gets weird it gets invasive but i had a slow drip you know i got it over a long time Right.

[2433] I've got a slow fame drip since 94.

[2434] Right.

[2435] And then now it's just this is a...

[2436] You can't go to an airport without people.

[2437] It's a whole thing.

[2438] It's a thing.

[2439] Yeah, it's a thing now.

[2440] And people come up to you.

[2441] I've been at the comedy store.

[2442] People run up to you and they're like, dude, let me just show you this video.

[2443] Well, they want me to do things with them.

[2444] That's what's weird.

[2445] Like, I need you to help me with this project.

[2446] Like, let me help me. With this project.

[2447] Oh, dude, you'd be amazed.

[2448] The fucking a number of people during.

[2449] the day that email me or or get a hold of friends like hey man i don't want to get you this but this guy wants to talk to you about this yeah i mean it's hundreds yeah it's constant yeah because they think that they know hey you know that guy hey right i got this thing i've been trying to make this new kind of pickle right if i could if i could just get a hold of him i've had no bullshit a thousand people asked me to invest in things what's the weirdest way someone's trying to get on the show.

[2450] Has there been like weird ways?

[2451] Oh, sure.

[2452] I don't know.

[2453] Somebody FedExed himself to the studio.

[2454] The beautiful thing about me not reading comments or anything like that is I don't have to read any of that.

[2455] Right.

[2456] And I have good people that filter out all that shit.

[2457] You know, they've done like Twitter campaigns.

[2458] Right.

[2459] Like you tweet out of them, tweet out him.

[2460] Here he is.

[2461] Here he is.

[2462] This is me. See, look at that.

[2463] Look at that.

[2464] I should have made it.

[2465] We just had to walk around snuffle up again.

[2466] How did you know it was Tim?

[2467] Is that you?

[2468] Yeah, it's me. Come on.

[2469] Dancing with that small Hispanic woman.

[2470] Are you sure that's you?

[2471] That's absolutely me. How do you know that's you?

[2472] I was M .K. Ultra Mind Control.

[2473] Therapists have done mental aggression.

[2474] I don't see your face.

[2475] I want to see your little face.

[2476] I look at for now, Jones.

[2477] It's all from the fucking bird's eye view.

[2478] Let me see.

[2479] I don't see shit.

[2480] I'm not buying it.

[2481] Wait a minute.

[2482] You can tell.

[2483] I was starting to get fast.

[2484] I was starting to get fast.

[2485] Tim Dillon.

[2486] I was starting to get.

[2487] chubby.

[2488] That is you.

[2489] You can tell I was starting to get chubby.

[2490] That is so weird.

[2491] What are you thinking right there?

[2492] Like, I'm really on TV.

[2493] I was thinking that this is really not what I thought it was going to be.

[2494] Did you meet snuffalovicus outside of the outfit or they keep that a secret from you?

[2495] No, but Big Bird used to smoke cigarettes outside.

[2496] He was just really kind of guy named Carol something and he looked very like, you know, like creepy?

[2497] Well, no, just meth.

[2498] Dangerous?

[2499] Just smoking sigs and kind of like.

[2500] Bigbird smoked cigs in front of the kids?

[2501] Yeah, I mean, he was sitting outside in Astoria, at Coffman Astoria Studios.

[2502] What years is this?

[2503] 19.

[2504] I was, I was, you know, nine, so 1994.

[2505] Wow.

[2506] You could still smoke cigarettes in front of kids back then?

[2507] Yeah, all back then.

[2508] It was, kids would just shut up.

[2509] We would take my friend's mother would drive us around you at smoke bots.

[2510] My friend's father would smoke butts and roll the windows up.

[2511] Oh, that's the dirtiest.

[2512] Yeah.

[2513] We would smoke Marlbrose.

[2514] We're not getting cold.

[2515] Yeah.

[2516] Because of you kids.

[2517] Yeah, the windows go right up.

[2518] So that was when you could treat kids like, you know, garbage.

[2519] Smoking sections in restaurants seem like such.

[2520] a thing of the past, but it wasn't that fucking long ago.

[2521] What year was that?

[2522] I worked in them, so it must have been like 2 ,000, 3, 4, 5, so much.

[2523] I think New York was earliest.

[2524] The New York was first.

[2525] Well, L .A. was a big deal because they stopped it in bars, and I remember Drew Carey was complaining that they, I don't think Drew Carey even smoked, but he was just complaining for the business, for Barney's beanery, because they blocked it at Barney and everybody's like, what, Barney's beanery?

[2526] We even having a smoking section was a little ridiculous because just smoke goes everywhere everywhere yeah how could you have a sex?

[2527] I guess the world just smelled like smoke when you when you were growing up like all the time.

[2528] Yeah but casinos you can still smoke yes that's what's fucked they have barely can you know really?

[2529] Really?

[2530] It's very it's frowned upon half the area you can't like if you're at a table yeah you can have a cigarette but like walking around most of the places like no smoke but please no smoke I think they probably don't want you drop in ashes on that floor and burning the carpet part of it yeah there's a lot of assholes you walk I'm with cigars too.

[2531] I'm a head Vegas.

[2532] I'm a fucking, I'm a winner.

[2533] It also might be the casino dependent.

[2534] Well, the ceilings are so high and they filter the oxygen.

[2535] So, I mean, do they really pump oxygen in there to keep you awake?

[2536] That's what they've said.

[2537] Not awake, but it's probably because it's such an enclosed space.

[2538] You have to get some fresh air in there.

[2539] I don't know about to keep you awake.

[2540] Have you been since the COVID?

[2541] No. I've only been to Vegas for the fights and the fights are at the UFC Apex Center.

[2542] Have you stayed or do you just fly back?

[2543] No, I fly in and out in a day.

[2544] And it's weird being there, man. Like, everybody's wearing a mask, and they have very strict laws in Nevada, so, like, everybody's masked up.

[2545] Yeah, I just think that town's going to have a tough time back.

[2546] They're going to have a real tough time bouncing back.

[2547] But if they are back, they will make money.

[2548] Yes, of course.

[2549] People love Vegas.

[2550] They love being there.

[2551] It's just whether or not the town itself, though, my buddy Randy was telling me, it's hurting.

[2552] He lives there.

[2553] It's hurting, hurt and bad.

[2554] He's like, it's hurting bad.

[2555] Like, most people burnt through their savings within the first month or two.

[2556] Do you think L .A. is going to come back?

[2557] Dude, I don't know.

[2558] Jamie, you were just there.

[2559] You said it was horrible.

[2560] Yeah, it was weird.

[2561] I was in three airports, L .A., well, four, technically, I guess.

[2562] L .A., Columbus, Austin, all pretty empty for, like, you would think the pandemic is happening.

[2563] O 'Hare Airport last night?

[2564] Packed.

[2565] Slammed.

[2566] People were running around everywhere, people, full flights, every plane, everyone was saying was full.

[2567] Every flight I got on there, like, this is a full flight.

[2568] That would make me uncomfortable.

[2569] A full flight with strangers wearing a mask.

[2570] I haven't thought.

[2571] I haven't done a full flight, but I've done flights, and I've got to be honest with you, you don't feel that in the plane because the oxygens keep it, they circulate, they refilter the air.

[2572] They said that the transmission rates are probably lower there than if you were in like an elevator or in a close small room or something like that.

[2573] It's weird how contagious this disease is.

[2574] Well, you say that, but I know a guy who just tested positive and his girlfriend's not positive and they've been living together.

[2575] It's so weird.

[2576] It's like very strange.

[2577] It's weird.

[2578] She's probably healthy.

[2579] Yeah.

[2580] So, I mean, but he's healthy.

[2581] they're both both like fitness people she taking the old schlazile she might have be doing that I don't know is that the is that the antidote is that the vaccine maybe it's in the loads it might be anybody's but listen to this he's he was Bill Gates comes out and says we need seaman I was some breast milk today someone was saying the antibodies or I just take the vitamin I take the vitamin D and I think that's what you can do yeah vitamin D's huge zinc vitamin C vitamin D don't eat white sugar and inflammatory ice cream bullshit and don't try to sleep, but that's hard.

[2582] Well, that's the thing about breast milk, too, though.

[2583] Breast milk is phenomenal for a kid's immune system.

[2584] There you go.

[2585] It makes sense.

[2586] It makes sense.

[2587] But, you know, it's not nearly as big of an issue with children anyway.

[2588] One of the things the Florida governor did is you put up a chart that showed the fatality rate for people that are, you know, under this.

[2589] age over that age and he went through all the thing, which is accurate.

[2590] But you're just talking about fatality.

[2591] The long -term effects are creepy.

[2592] Yeah, that's an issue.

[2593] There's some people that have like devastating long -term effects and they don't know how long that's going to last because obviously this has only been around for six months.

[2594] But there's people that got it four or five months ago that are still suffering from fatigue.

[2595] But they're also saying that like that's a lot, like a lot of diseases that aren't reported like you know people just have some weird neurological reaction to it and it just flares up like some type of whether it's chronic fatigue or Epstein bars I mean dude it's just a bad situation where you hope that we get out of it but there doesn't seem to be like there's no great option here the great option is take care of your health yeah that's true making just that's the option make sure you make your immune system as durable as possible and there's this is what's driving me the most crazy about our government and you don't hear a peep about that you don't hear a peep about that which is why you know i was talking on my podcast i said as a joke i said tell people to eat their vegetables it's like you're going to tell people to vote there's so much better advice or equally as good advice you know yeah tell them other things and nobody tells anyone anything so yet they've said not a word about immune health and they've said not a word about preventative measures you can take other than sitting in your house and going broke.

[2596] Yeah, the crazy thing in L .A., they're talking about schools, and when a school's going to open up, they said after the election.

[2597] Could you at least try to pretend that you're not being political?

[2598] This isn't totally political.

[2599] After the election.

[2600] Do you have science?

[2601] Yeah, Kamala Harris will open the school.

[2602] She'll cut the ribbon to open the school when it's, yeah.

[2603] Do you have science?

[2604] She's going to smother Biden with a pillow.

[2605] I mean, the day she gets in there.

[2606] Fouchi's got to go.

[2607] They're going to celebrate.

[2608] They're going to celebrate the hotel room.

[2609] And she's going to get on top of him out.

[2610] Yeah, yeah.

[2611] I think on the vitamin D thing.

[2612] I've saw this in the last week.

[2613] This guy's got to go.

[2614] This is a big mistake.

[2615] Yeah, he's been taking that.

[2616] He's been saying about taking vitamin D. He says if you're deficient, the problem with that is everyone's deficient.

[2617] Yeah.

[2618] You know, people don't think they're deficient.

[2619] 79 % of America's deficient in vitamin D. Yeah.

[2620] The other thing about, but Fauci just seems to me, like, I've always believed Italian shouldn't be doctors.

[2621] And I think.

[2622] Or governors.

[2623] Yeah, or governors.

[2624] Correct.

[2625] They shouldn't make cars either.

[2626] 100%.

[2627] But we should have a Jew or an Asian giving us advice.

[2628] I like that.

[2629] Nobody wants a short A .M. Fauci.

[2630] Nobody wants a pizza fucking delivery guy giving people advice on coronavirus.

[2631] Give us an Asian.

[2632] Give us a Jew.

[2633] Nobody wants an Irish guy either.

[2634] Nobody wants a guy that looks like me who's named Maliki.

[2635] Nobody wants that.

[2636] Get an Asian or a Jew.

[2637] What about Kennedy?

[2638] Nobody wants you want a doctor or an Indian guy, like a Pakistani guy, Listen to him.

[2639] You can listen to Italian guy.

[2640] I like what you're saying.

[2641] I'm just what it is I think that's fair I like when people are racist against white people it's like clearing it's clean it's all we have left yeah you get away with it yeah you get away with it yeah shit all over them all you have left you know and Italians are barely white that's what I'm saying truly that's my people so we're Irish we're barely white well we were slaves we were slaves we were I mean the potato famine was a tragedy people tend not to remember that oh they gloss over these fox they eat potatoes right in front of you Yeah, right.

[2642] They didn't even think about you.

[2643] This was a hard time.

[2644] Hard time for your ancestors.

[2645] I mean, but I don't know.

[2646] This debate tomorrow is going to be like, it might be the funnest thing ever.

[2647] I hope.

[2648] And the scariest thing.

[2649] I hope it falls apart.

[2650] I hope Biden forgets what he's talking about and just falls asleep.

[2651] I hope Trump goes crazy and starts making shit up.

[2652] Yeah.

[2653] And I hope the United States, the next day puts a time out.

[2654] And stop.

[2655] Let's start over.

[2656] Wouldn't that be amazing?

[2657] It's an hour and a half commercial free.

[2658] Wow.

[2659] Who's the moderator, Chris Wallace?

[2660] I don't, let me see it.

[2661] I know they've announced all three.

[2662] I think it's Chris Wallace.

[2663] It's a TikToker.

[2664] Let me tell you something about that Chris Wallace guy.

[2665] He is very reasonable.

[2666] He's not bad.

[2667] He's very reasonable.

[2668] He's a good choice.

[2669] He will hold your fucking nuts to the fire if you say stupid shit.

[2670] Yeah, he's good.

[2671] Yeah, he's good.

[2672] And he's a Fox News guy, but he's good.

[2673] And even liberals, so looking at him, they're like, okay.

[2674] It's going to be a great.

[2675] It's going to be a really.

[2676] crazy debate.

[2677] I'm kind of, I mean, I'm doing the show instead of, but I'll see, I'll watch it.

[2678] And I'm sure it'll be.

[2679] Well, you can always watch it afterwards.

[2680] I'll watch it afterwards.

[2681] It's going to be around.

[2682] The election is what's scary to me. We should do last year or last, in 2016, you weren't in LA yet, but we did a end of the world podcast.

[2683] Yeah.

[2684] We should do something like that on November 3rd.

[2685] That would be hilarious.

[2686] We should get some people in here.

[2687] Jamie, who do we have on, do we have anybody booked?

[2688] Hold on.

[2689] Don't tell me. Don't say anything.

[2690] Don't say anything.

[2691] Don't say anything.

[2692] Nothing.

[2693] There's nothing that far.

[2694] Don't say anything, Jamie.

[2695] There might be that I don't know of.

[2696] Okay.

[2697] Just as election damage.

[2698] Yeah, you have different dollars than me. Actually, don't let the fucking Spotify people know.

[2699] I got to keep the guests quiet so I can sneak them in.

[2700] Oh, by the way, I'm sneaking some people in.

[2701] Yeah.

[2702] Oh, there's going to be some nuclear bombs.

[2703] We're going to drop.

[2704] Yeah.

[2705] But, yeah, let's do that.

[2706] Let's get together a few guys.

[2707] Like maybe Norman.

[2708] Yeah.

[2709] Maybe Shafir.

[2710] Yeah, why not?

[2711] Some crazy people.

[2712] Yeah.

[2713] Yeah, do it all in here and do it why not Skype options might be available to if someone can't make it.

[2714] We might not be in this room anymore by then.

[2715] I got ideas, motherfucker.

[2716] You're moving on.

[2717] I'm doing shit.

[2718] I'll take this studio when you're done.

[2719] I'll take this.

[2720] You're going to move here, right?

[2721] I might.

[2722] Yeah, I mean, it's getting a little crazy over there.

[2723] Listen, if you move here, I might have this available for you.

[2724] Getting a little crazy over there.

[2725] You're a good internet.

[2726] You know?

[2727] If you're into red and black, this is your spot.

[2728] Yeah, this is the spot.

[2729] I like it.

[2730] This is like a Boston.

[2731] Chinese restaurant.

[2732] I had to put this thing together.

[2733] I mean, I didn't put it together, but Matt Alvarez did.

[2734] Yeah, we can make it more red.

[2735] Yeah.

[2736] We had to put this thing together.

[2737] Yeah.

[2738] I literally decided from, I like that.

[2739] Leave it like that.

[2740] Leave it like that.

[2741] That's nice.

[2742] That's great.

[2743] That's tight.

[2744] That's tight.

[2745] This is nice.

[2746] Yeah, it's tight.

[2747] From deciding we were going to leave L .A. to living here six weeks.

[2748] Quick.

[2749] Six weeks.

[2750] We were from deciding we're going to leave L .A. to shipping everybody, moving the whole crew.

[2751] Yeah.

[2752] Like everybody.

[2753] Security people.

[2754] everybody Jamie yeah my family um fucking we had to move all the equipment we had to set everything up we had to you know they had to put together this fucking room and people like yeah i fucking hate the new studio it's a spot where I talk yeah yeah what do you give a fuck what's behind me yeah yeah but I got plans yeah I got plans for stage two I like to address it the other day he said folks relax yeah just settle down Settle down.

[2755] It's not the most important thing.

[2756] It'll be okay.

[2757] It'll be okay.

[2758] It's like there's a thing.

[2759] These are sound panels.

[2760] Yeah.

[2761] I just thought they look cool.

[2762] Well, I appreciate that.

[2763] And thanks for letting me use your backyard for my pop -up show.

[2764] Whenever you want.

[2765] Just tell everybody where I live.

[2766] I was like, I don't think so.

[2767] I'm like, I'll just bring everyone to backyard.

[2768] Just get 100 people in the backyard for you.

[2769] Just clear it off real quick.

[2770] Yeah.

[2771] I think there's going to be, I mean, there's a velvita room here.

[2772] Yeah, it's a great spot.

[2773] Are they still doing stand -up?

[2774] I don't know what's going on.

[2775] I think a lot of stuff, so Austin is closed.

[2776] The whole 6th Street was sketch the other day.

[2777] I drove down 6th Street during the day.

[2778] And I was like, whoa, this looks sketchy.

[2779] Nothing looks good right now.

[2780] Everything's closed up and weird.

[2781] At night it opens up.

[2782] Does it?

[2783] I hear music at night downtown.

[2784] Well, I heard music for sure, but I also saw a lot of, like, very homeless -y -looking folk wandering around.

[2785] Yeah.

[2786] Well, that's going to get worse and worse unless people figure out a way to get people back to work and get people mental health care and get people, all kinds of shit.

[2787] Bridget Fettisey sent me a video that she took from Venice.

[2788] Yeah.

[2789] it's bananas what's going on a mile straight i mean a mile straight of tents yeah like the fucking video just keeps going and going and going and you're like no no that can't be hold on it's like why are there no tents in beverly hills though you know because there's people with a lot of money right that's exactly what it is yeah but then they tweet on twitter about you know right i mean it's like well the venice people are like they have this like stupid idea of like what's okay the best people think it's fine it's fine look at this watch this can you watch see that ladies and gentlemen yeah this is crazy this is crazy look how long this goes i'll send this to you jami i'll i'll air drop it to you because people need to see this because a lot of people think like oh you're exaggerating it's not that big it's bad it's not that big a deal here young jimmy it's on the way to you see it's not good how it's a fairly long video is sent already Oh The This is the thing that Android's missing AirDrop They can eat shit As long as there's an air drop And as long as Apple's better With privacy They can eat shit You can't put it up there Check this out Watch this Let's watch how long this This is like a minute long video And watch Here we go Tent tent tent tent tent tent tent tent tent tent tent tent tent tent Tent tent I'm not exactly 10 10 10 10 10 10 10 10 10 10 10 10 10 10 10 10 10 10 10 10 10 10 10 10 10 10 10 10 10 10 it goes on and on and on and on and on and on and on and you fast forward it keeps going it keeps going like this is a long fucking video it's more than a minute long and it's just all tense it's crazy and that's just some of it that's just some of it yeah there's there's there's real bad And there's no good ways to solve them right now.

[2790] How do you fix that?

[2791] Nobody knows how to fit.

[2792] Well, they're doing this dumb shit, like putting boulders under the things.

[2793] You can't do that.

[2794] You're just going to make them move and then they're going to be somewhere else with a tent.

[2795] I guess you fix it with mental health care.

[2796] The problem is they keep trying to build this low -cost housing, but I think it's like $740 ,000 per unit of low -cost housing.

[2797] And it's like, why is it costing that much?

[2798] There's so much regulation and red tape.

[2799] And they won't let them do drugs there, so they leave.

[2800] Right.

[2801] And if you don't make it illegal for them to just have tents on fucking sidewalk.

[2802] where you can't walk around, you know, you've got to walk on the highway because there's fucking tents everywhere.

[2803] What about mental health care, but that's still a long play, that's not going to fix anything overnight?

[2804] What did you say?

[2805] Shoot them, kill them?

[2806] Is that what you just said?

[2807] Well, a mental health care clinic that they would walk into thinking it's a clinic and then you would vaporize it.

[2808] I don't know what's going to fix it, but I don't know either.

[2809] I think it's one of those things where it got too far.

[2810] It went too far.

[2811] It went.

[2812] It's too far gone.

[2813] Yeah.

[2814] Like they didn't have a few tents and they said, hey, folks, what's wrong?

[2815] can we help?

[2816] Let's put together a program to help these people.

[2817] Yeah.

[2818] And then COVID came along and everything like magnified by 10.

[2819] Yeah, the system seems to be buckling in certain places.

[2820] And that's one of the places it seems to be buckling the most noticeably is in Los Angeles.

[2821] And the people with money are just like, fuck, this.

[2822] People of money are out of it.

[2823] They're just completely, you know, I suppose in the Hamptons.

[2824] I spoke some guy in the Hamptons.

[2825] He had no idea what was going on.

[2826] He said to me, he's like, aren't all these problems on Twitter?

[2827] Are these real problems?

[2828] I'm like, no, they're real problems.

[2829] But they're out.

[2830] They're out to lunch.

[2831] You know, people, people that are just insulated by their own, you know, social circle or wherever they are.

[2832] But I mean, you know, these problems, whether it's the fires, the economy, the homeless people, they're all, it's a perfect storm.

[2833] And Los Angeles is just in deep, deep trouble.

[2834] And they're not opening up anytime soon.

[2835] It's so poorly managed.

[2836] Very poorly managed.

[2837] I didn't realize how important it is to have a good mayor until I saw this shit happen and a good governor.

[2838] Well, if you want to feel better about Los Angeles, go right over to New York City and build a block.

[2839] Hasio has destroyed 15 years of progress in five months.

[2840] It really has.

[2841] It's crazy.

[2842] That city right now at night does not feel fun to walk around.

[2843] Yeah, tell me what it was like.

[2844] Well, it was weird.

[2845] We had an Airbnb.

[2846] Me and the dude who opens for me, we had an Airbnb.

[2847] We, we, a beautiful apartment on like, but it was in Hell's Kitchen right by Times Square.

[2848] But we were in one of those high rises.

[2849] I said, you know, we're all the way up, you know.

[2850] And then the Uber, we got in an Uber that was a hazmat.

[2851] It was wrapped in, you know, literally ducked.

[2852] The guy was in a hazmat suit in the Uber.

[2853] The Uber was like cellophane wrapped, like, you know, the partition.

[2854] It was from 12 monkeys.

[2855] Remember that movie Bruce Wallace?

[2856] That's exactly what it was from.

[2857] And then he dropped us off two blocks from the Uber.

[2858] And, you know, he had a camera.

[2859] We were filming stuff.

[2860] And the walk from the Uber to the apartment was, I never felt that way in New York.

[2861] I mean, it was pretty wild.

[2862] Like, you were looking at stuff and you were going, like, this is teetering on a real big problem.

[2863] Like, there's just people out in the streets now.

[2864] you know, if you were a tourist, you would not be, yeah, that's our Uber driver.

[2865] If you were a tourist or if you were somebody visiting the city, it would not be a place you would feel comfortable or safe.

[2866] And they defunded the police by like $100 million.

[2867] Yeah, they're taking money away and they're going to have less cops.

[2868] And then instead of trying to figure out and solve some of these problems, they're just trying to like, again, they want to win on Twitter.

[2869] They want to win the war on Twitter, right?

[2870] It's like, that's what Hillary Clinton, she tried to win the election on Twitter.

[2871] That was a big thing.

[2872] The thing is even the progressives are attacking de Blasian.

[2873] Well, they hate him too.

[2874] Everybody hates him now.

[2875] He's across the board.

[2876] Incompetent.

[2877] He eats pizza with a fork.

[2878] Yes.

[2879] And nobody trusts him.

[2880] And he's just a, he's an empty -headed goon.

[2881] Yeah.

[2882] That's a good way to describe him.

[2883] Yeah.

[2884] There's no de Blasio fans now.

[2885] It's a dark time for New York City.

[2886] And I don't know how it bounces back.

[2887] I don't know who's right.

[2888] James Altiture or Jerry Seinfeld, but that was amusing.

[2889] They're both wrong because neither one of them are living in New York City.

[2890] So Jerry Seinfeld has a trillion dollar home in the Hampton.

[2891] And James Altutcher's in Florida, selling, God only no survivalist kits out of his basement.

[2892] And I like him.

[2893] But, you know, I think it just ebbs and flows.

[2894] I think it's a cycle.

[2895] I think you're in for some years of darkness.

[2896] Ari likes it.

[2897] Good.

[2898] The artists are going to move in.

[2899] Yeah, right.

[2900] Who are the artists, Ari?

[2901] New York City needs to be gritty.

[2902] Yeah, who are the artist?

[2903] The TikTokers?

[2904] I mean, come on.

[2905] Ticktokers are moving in.

[2906] They're going to take over.

[2907] Yeah, that's what we need.

[2908] We need punk rockers.

[2909] Yeah.

[2910] I think that's possible that happens in a few years.

[2911] Things get bad.

[2912] Lower the rents.

[2913] Right.

[2914] Lower the rents.

[2915] The artists come in.

[2916] You know, people.

[2917] And then maybe, you know, listen, then you see like architects start taking big chances again because the rents are cheap, but they start building cool buildings, reinventing public spaces.

[2918] There's some type of renaissance.

[2919] I mean, look after World War II.

[2920] We had a real big boom in the 50s.

[2921] They're going to need a Giuliani.

[2922] Well, they're going to need somebody.

[2923] They're going to need somebody.

[2924] And so is L .A. L .A. is going to need some guy who comes in and puts his fucking foot down.

[2925] And it'll have to get really bad before that.

[2926] You know, when Giuliani got elected, I think it was in, in 1990.

[2927] There was like 29 or 3 ,000 homicides in Manhattan.

[2928] That's a big difference.

[2929] 29 or 3 ,000.

[2930] No, it was 2 ,900 or 3 ,000.

[2931] But it was literally, it was almost 3 ,000 homicides, and then we got it down to like 4 or 500 a year.

[2932] That's a massive difference in the amount of people getting killed.

[2933] So get maimed and shot and all these other crimes.

[2934] Well, the feeling of Times Square, I remember it from back in those days, it was weird.

[2935] Yeah.

[2936] He'd be there like, this place is sketchy.

[2937] Like, let's get out of here.

[2938] Now it's like, it was like a mall.

[2939] And Giuliani, he did a great job, but he because he's kind of a little bit of a cretan.

[2940] and a lot of people forgot how bad it was.

[2941] They don't give him any of the credit for that.

[2942] They say all of the credits to go to somebody else, but the reality was it was a lot of the new initiatives that he kind of brought forward.

[2943] Well, here's the thing, as much as you like to think progressively and be a person who's open -minded, and that's who I am.

[2944] Yeah.

[2945] You need law and order.

[2946] You do.

[2947] You need a civilization.

[2948] You fucking need it.

[2949] We need a society.

[2950] We need a society.

[2951] And you need punishment for people who break those rules.

[2952] We need to have a society.

[2953] Otherwise, we have nothing else.

[2954] That's why the amount of people, that glorify or excuse random acts of violence against people and private property in the pursuit of a political aim to me is the, that is a single crazy development in my life, I'm 35 that I've seen, that the media and even political figures excuse random violence and chaos against innocent people and their property in service of an overall political point.

[2955] That is crazy.

[2956] CNN, yeah.

[2957] Chris Cuomo.

[2958] Yeah.

[2959] Since when does a protest have to be peaceful?

[2960] That's crazy.

[2961] See, that is a crazy thing to say.

[2962] Now, do you think that's disgusting?

[2963] Someone scripts that for him?

[2964] I don't know.

[2965] I don't know.

[2966] I don't think it's scripted.

[2967] I think he has a mind virus.

[2968] I think he's sick.

[2969] I think they're all sick and something's eating their brains.

[2970] And I think they all think that when the revolution or whatever happens, they want to be, I want to be the good white guy who said, go out there and burn it all down.

[2971] I'm your friend.

[2972] Right.

[2973] Remember me?

[2974] even though I'm a rich white guy and you don't like them I told you to burn it down we're good right we're not they're gonna get you too you're their enemy too dummy you know what they are you remember that video where there's these kids in the house and they're watching these people march by and they give them the thumbs up people start throwing rocks to the window but we agree with you hey I'm on your side that's exactly when you unleash chaos you're inviting chaos there's no way to contain it and I think the Cuomers of the world and all of those people are trying to marshal the forces that they're opening up a comedian friend of mine Yannas Papa said it because they're opening up the gates of hell they're opening up the gates of hell and then they're trying to like instruct everybody where to go and how bad the fires are going to get and it's like dude when you open up those gates you have no idea what's going to happen November 3rd we'll talk let's go let's make it happen let's go Tim Dillon ladies and gentlemen follow him on Twitter and the Instagram what is it Tim J. Dillon Dillan on Instagram and Twitter where I think we should all be spending more time Thank you, brother.

[2975] Appreciate you.

[2976] Bye, everybody.