#859 - Brian Redban

[0] And we're live.

[1] Are you writing notes?

[2] Yes.

[3] What are you writing notes about?

[4] Just things that would be cool if we talk about.

[5] What are you organized?

[6] I always do that, man. I just know you don't like me looking at my computer, so trying to go analog.

[7] Yeah, I think both of us would be better off in these things.

[8] It's so easy to just start reading computers, especially when you're reading shit that's on the internet, just to get when one person's talk and just start thinking about the next thing.

[9] you're going to read about instead of uh just talking you know there's just too much it's too much coming at us it's like obsess i like to obsessively like fact check though and like make sure i'm saying the right thing so you know you won't get trumped later or whatever yeah you uh you have to with this stuff but it i mean don't you think it's like harder to form an opinion now than it's ever been before oh yeah it's it's insane i mean just looking back at old videos i'm like oh that's a different day you know I I should probably delete this now if you went you know like the amount of data that you take in today as opposed to just 20 years ago like when I when I see something anything that's happened and I read a story about something I got to throw it through like 10 filters I got to like is this real is this bullshit like who's who's making this what is this then you have to just you know like every time someone sends you some, what article is it on?

[10] That's what I always do with Eddie Bravo.

[11] Every, Eddie Bravo hit me up with some crazy shit.

[12] I go, okay, what, before you get too excited, what website was this?

[13] World Truthor Organization West, you know, like, there's some nutty fucking articles that are written that aren't real.

[14] It's hard to figure out what the fuck is really going on with some things.

[15] Yeah, and they're so tricky now, too.

[16] It'll be like NBCNews .com.

[17] Yeah.

[18] You know, there's like two dot com.

[19] Yeah, there's fucking weird ones, man. Like, I saw one the other day that I think was a scam.

[20] It was for some fucking brain pill.

[21] And it led you to some NBC -looking website.

[22] I was like, what is this?

[23] That's what I'm talking about.

[24] Yeah, I followed this rabbit hole of, okay, what happens when you click that?

[25] Okay, what's going on over here?

[26] Yeah, it's like a fake CNN where it just, like, and it has like an article about this brain pill.

[27] And you're reading it as if CNN wrote this.

[28] article it's it there's a lot of those brain pill things to in the soylent you know the soilant uh it's like that uh yeah it's like a full meal yeah and they they released these bars the other day or recently and uh all these people are going to the hospital and like they they sent it to the lab trying to figure out what it is is this a fact check thing yeah no no this is true and so they just recalled all these uh protein bars like the whole thing what uh and it's like this one guy could stopped throwing up and he had to go to the ER just from these pills are these food bars oh my God what's in these fucking things I don't know but it the old Soylent is people thing you think they would change their name that's like that's a fucking giant horror line in a science fiction movie I know Soilet Green is people yeah that's what they said right wasn't the line was in the movie yeah speaking of movies but not really this is not happening Ari Shafir show premier tonight midnight ladies and gentlemen and I know he's got a lot of funny fucking people on this season it's a great show if you haven't seen it before it's really one of the best shows on television because it's really funny people like Joey Diaz and I mean he's had Stanhope on I know Rollins is on this season Henry Rollins.

[29] Notice I said Rollins it's like when people used to pretend they knew Eddie Murphy they just call him Eddie you know me and Eddie we're tight we're just tight Me and Eddie, you know, just fucking hang out together.

[30] You don't want to say his last name.

[31] Like, Eddie, who?

[32] Murphy.

[33] I'm trying to think.

[34] Is there anyone that you...

[35] Rollins.

[36] I mean, if you really were hanging out with him, like sharing a pizza, or, you know, would you call him by his last name?

[37] Rollins?

[38] No, I definitely would not.

[39] That would be so rude.

[40] Hey, Rollins.

[41] I'd be like, ew.

[42] If someone like, hey, Rogan, I'd be like, oh, man. Yeah, that's...

[43] But actually, no, that's not bad.

[44] It depends on the length of the name.

[45] right like if your name you have a long crazy name like fedor amelianenko if you like hey amelianenko like my name's fadore pitch just call me fadore right this is when you get a nickname real quick yeah you have to get a nickname yeah what about just like signfeld you'd probably say mr signfeld right or i would say mr sinfeld i said mr ventura when i met jesse ventura i called them sir i always try to show especially to like older guys that i like I always try to show him a lot of respect.

[46] Yeah, if I met Seinfeld, for sure, I'd call him Mr. Seinfeld.

[47] He's Jerry fucking Seinfeld.

[48] But if you were sharing a pizza, like watching a movie.

[49] Mr. Seinfeld, let me ask you this.

[50] I don't know.

[51] It would be weird.

[52] Yeah, that's weird.

[53] Yeah, it's weird.

[54] But, I mean, tell me, like, some young kid who's seen you online for all these years, hasn't done that to you.

[55] Oh, no. When friends call me red band, it's gross.

[56] Like, I'm like, oh, stop.

[57] What the fuck?

[58] My name's Brian.

[59] People introduce me as red band.

[60] It's gross.

[61] You're like a rapper.

[62] You have a name.

[63] Did you know, do we already say this one?

[64] Did you know Red Man?

[65] The rapper.

[66] Yeah.

[67] Has a group called Death, Def Squad?

[68] Deaf Squad?

[69] That's hilarious.

[70] That's like simulation theory shit.

[71] I had no idea.

[72] That's like parallel universes.

[73] I had no idea.

[74] It's fucking weird.

[75] That's so bizarre.

[76] It's so bizarre.

[77] And totally.

[78] independent of each other and just think think of like how many different variables there are in between is there uh red baron deaf squad that is hilarious red man see red man deaf squad that is hilarious dude oh he's got eric sermon from epmd dude dude he's like one of the best rappers of all time and he's got like a weird speech thing going on right i don't know him EPMD, dude, I used to love EPMD.

[79] You don't know EPMD?

[80] I definitely know the name, but that's a generation just above my age group.

[81] Dude, old school hip -hop.

[82] What's their main song?

[83] I probably know the songs.

[84] I probably just don't remember.

[85] I haven't listened to their shit in a long time.

[86] I used to be a giant fan.

[87] Strictly business.

[88] Yes.

[89] There we go.

[90] Go to like an album.

[91] Strictly business was great.

[92] You got to chill was great.

[93] They still got a MySpace How about this?

[94] There's something that big People forget Big Daddy Kane Remember follow the leader Yeah Dude or was that Eric Being Rakim Eric being Rakim was followed the leader Big Daddy Kane God damn Big Daddy Kane Had a bunch of giant hits I met him when I was a kid My cousin loved him And he went to his show in Florida Let's see what his What the Big Daddy Kane hits were Ain't no half -stepping.

[95] Smooth operator.

[96] I get the job done.

[97] Yeah.

[98] He had a lot of great shit.

[99] This tastes of chocolate album.

[100] He had a great style, too.

[101] Like a great smooth, quick style of rapping.

[102] I wish we could play some of this.

[103] I know.

[104] We get yanked off motherfucking YouTube.

[105] That's too bad.

[106] But educate yourself.

[107] folks go get a hold of some big daddy cane go listen to cool mo d i go to work you got to think back then rap was only a few years old that's what's even cooler about it like if you listen to cool mo d i go to work let me take a guess because i listened to that when i was a kid if i had a guess that's a song from the 80s right yeah i'd say that 1989 yeah okay so i went to school i went to uh a middle school in jamaica plain massachusetts when i was 13 years old and i remember that's when that hip hop hip it to the hibbit it hip hop that's when that was going on that's when the sugar hill gang had just come out with like the first rap music ever that i had ever heard rather i mean there might have been some before but that was the first mainstream rap that i was exposed to as a a kid.

[108] So that was 1980, I think.

[109] Come on, son.

[110] This is good shit.

[111] Come on, man. Kumo D. Look at the glasses.

[112] That's great.

[113] Now, how does this not get us kicked off YouTube?

[114] Okay.

[115] Let's hope Kumo D doesn't fuck us.

[116] We're just trying to give you props, dude.

[117] When L .O. Cool J, you know, don't call it a comeback came out.

[118] I had a Ford Tourist and had like the best bass ever, but that time period of music was exciting because it's...

[119] Dude, L .L. Cool J is a bad motherfucker, but people don't like to give L .L. Cool J. too much props because he's too good looking and he's too yoked.

[120] Yeah, and he's always eating ice cream.

[121] He's like it.

[122] He's jacked.

[123] He's built like a superhero.

[124] He's a beautiful man. I just song performed this summer in Columbus.

[125] He was out, he headlined a big festival.

[126] And there was tons of ladies that were just rapping all his old songs like getting excited for the night like just walking up singing the phenomenon and did he did he play the all his old stuff yeah even at one point like stopped the show and like all right what you guys want some new shit you want the old shit and it was like oh we want the old shit that's crazy wow mama said knock you out i mean come on dude come on that song doesn't jack you up when you're on the elliptical machine oh yeah don't go to come back it's a great fucking song and it's so loud and powerful.

[127] Going back to Cali to Cali.

[128] Come on, man. He's got some great songs.

[129] Great songs.

[130] Her bikini small, heels, tall.

[131] She said she likes the ocean.

[132] Jesus.

[133] I need to listen to that.

[134] I haven't heard that song.

[135] A fucking song rules.

[136] And again, I mean, think of L .L. Cool, Jay.

[137] When was that?

[138] When was going back to Cali?

[139] That was probably 90s.

[140] Yeah.

[141] Same time, right 89 yeah that song i was just playing it was in 87 what about um i go to work what we just said that's 89 right yeah so what about uh going back to callie that's 88 89 right i was uh middle school 89 89 that's insane that's insane yeah i was just about to graduate high school no i graduated high school 85 89 was i thought that's that's that's how weird my brain works.

[142] I think of graduating high school.

[143] 88, actually.

[144] So recorded A7, release January 27th, 1988.

[145] 88.

[146] I think of graduating high school and the day I started comedy.

[147] I superimpose those sometimes.

[148] Like, literally, I like think of, these are the two milestones of my youth, for sure.

[149] Graduating high school, 1985, and then starting comedy, 1988.

[150] Those are the big milestones.

[151] So sometimes I confabulate them.

[152] Is that the word?

[153] No. It might not be the right word Step down to my lane again Do you have one of those word of the day Like calendars and every day you look at it?

[154] No No, I just try to find a good word that fits My friend has one of those And every day she tries to use a new word And I'm just like, it's the word isn't it?

[155] What is this?

[156] Okay In psychiatry Confabulation is a disturbance of memory Defined as the production of fabricated Distorted or Misinterpreted memories about oneself or the world without conscious intention to deceive.

[157] Never.

[158] I used it right?

[159] How did I use it again?

[160] What did I say?

[161] You switch the dates of your start.

[162] Right, that I confabulate them.

[163] But I know that I'm wrong once I say it.

[164] Okay, so it's a disturbance of memory.

[165] Yeah, so it's right.

[166] Confabulation.

[167] Okay.

[168] Yeah.

[169] Yeah, I get, I think about it, man. think about those did that like the date you graduated high school did you ever have like nightmares that you had to go back that you didn't take tests I slept through most of high school like the whole school I was sleeping so it was all a dream to me I actually probably slept honestly 40 % of high school why because I only liked art class and that's all I liked I hated everything else except English I liked English class because I liked stories and writing crazy shit.

[170] I have to bring this up because I brought it up on the podcast before.

[171] There was a guy, I think I told you that when I was in high school that I had an art teacher that was just a douchebag.

[172] He just was not nice and he was like really negative and he must have been depressed.

[173] The guy, he just wasn't a happy guy.

[174] And he made me stop doing art because I didn't want to be in his class.

[175] I was like he was just, I liked like Frank Frasetta illustrations and I liked comic book illustrations that's what I was really into learning how to do and this guy was just like pissing on dreams you know just saying like you'll never be able to do that you're going to have to be able to do uh advertisements for magazines that's most likely where you're going to work wow he was just super negative but there was one guy in the class that was the most talented guy by far his name's john devore and i talked about it on the podcast and john reached out to me oh fuck john got a hold of me and um he told me that he fucking quit that guy's class that guy failed him and like and this guy was insanely talented he was like he was like I was always like pretty good but there's always there's another guy in our class that was better than me too his name was Kevin he was a football player who's a big stocky fucking dude and his brother was on the football team god damn I wish I could remember his last name but those were two guys I was like number three those are two guys And it was all, we all did the same style of, like, was all a comic book illustration type shit, and DeVore could draw, like, he was the most versatile.

[176] He could draw, like, things, like, he could draw beautiful things.

[177] Like, he could draw a rose or he could draw a monster.

[178] I could only draw monsters.

[179] If I had to draw a rose, it's going to look like shit.

[180] But I would draw a fucked up, you know, werewolf or something like that.

[181] And so that was into that kind of stuff.

[182] And all three of us were into, like, that sort of comic book style.

[183] And this fucking teacher just she she I mean he rather got the most talented guy in the class and gave him an F Yeah, when he told me that I went what?

[184] I think he said give him an F That's fucked up and that teacher wouldn't exist in today's world because you would have filmed him you would have put on YouTube it would become a news story You know it would have been like checking the teachers is like another big thing where where it is but it's when a teacher has tenure it can be really difficult in certain schools you know I know they have that problem with that in certain universities teachers have tenure like you really can't fire them and once they know they can't be fired like if they could be like really really radical and have some crazy fucking ideas and teach your kids some shit that you don't agree with that no one agrees with and if they get into a university and they get into the system and your kid winds up in their class I mean there's some really crazy teachers out there and there's this guy in Toronto, who is a professor, and they are demanding that he take sensitivity courses and all kinds of crazy shit.

[185] And they're calling him transphobic because he won't use the 28 different gender pronouns that are available today.

[186] There's like 30 fucking gender pronouns.

[187] So they're talking him, they're calling him transphobic and gender binary gender believer.

[188] and this guy is lashing out.

[189] Instead of backing off, he's decided to make more and more educational YouTube videos about what's wrong with this kind of censorship.

[190] Because what's he saying is, and I agree with this, if you look at a lot of like what's going on with like maybe what people would call a social justice warrior or people want to shut people down from being able to say something, what's going on is like there's this need to control And there's like a need to control other people and to push your idea on other people, whether or not they agree with you or not, that mirrors the same thing that happens with religions.

[191] It's like you might be right or you might not be right.

[192] There might be an argument against what you're saying that you might have to consider.

[193] Like in that, when people get an idea one way in their head, they don't want to consider any other possibilities.

[194] And when you see these kids rallying against this one professor, it's never been more evident because this professor is brilliant.

[195] And what he's saying is non -emotional and he's talking about the problems with how these things are defined.

[196] And one of the things is he brought up this DVD that one of the teachers of this course was making about how to how to make sure that you're not subconsciously biased or subconsciously prejudiced.

[197] and the DVDs were like 700 bucks or something like that for a DVD series Yeah, well this guy outlines all this in his video In his YouTube video and he's like this is craziness Like well this is this doesn't make sense It's never been proven to work Like in your the idea that there's subconscious biases That you're accusing someone of being guilty Before you're ever even talking to them about something thing.

[198] Like, you don't even know, saying a subconscious bias is a very strange thing.

[199] Like, boy, how do you know if you have that?

[200] It's subconscious.

[201] Like, you can't even, like, you're making people think they're guilty even if they're not.

[202] Like, if you say you have a subconscious bias, that's one of the things that people do when they're super, super liberal.

[203] In order to prevent from other people thinking they have a subconscious bias, they go way out of their way to show no bias whatsoever and even favor something that people would be biased against like they're super into gay marriage i love seeing gay couples it's amazing do you love seeing heterosexual couples too like or do you just freak out over gay people like what's going on you know i like seeing people in love too but i mean don't you like seeing all of them i like seeing the whole batch it's nice it's very exhausting nowadays like gay people in love just everything like how you're supposed to act what you're supposed to say it's ridiculous there was it last night i was at this bar and I thought I was sitting next to a taller woman and then she looked over and it was obviously a post you know like a transformation and I mean a transgender woman you fuck you have to say the right word with your mouth you have to say the right word she transformed anyways so but then the whole time she she kept on looking at me as if but that person was way taller and so if it was a guy it would be a big giant guy just staring at me right so either way i feel i felt like freaked out about it you know so am i not allowed to be freaked out because because she's a woman now that some guys staring at me woman yeah well anyone's staring at you you're allowed to get freaked out over anyone staring at you i mean if a little kid was staring at you like mad dog and new news 10 you're like oh my god am i have to fuck this 10 year old up you know anybody's staring at you is not good know how to act this.

[204] It was weird.

[205] You got to stay on your ground.

[206] You got a growl.

[207] Can you get your back up?

[208] Get your prickles up?

[209] It's weird.

[210] If you don't want to vote for like Hillary this election, people kind of think that you hate women, essentially.

[211] I don't know that it's overall.

[212] Not necessarily.

[213] Just fools.

[214] Just fools.

[215] There's people that, it's an obvious target, right?

[216] You don't vote for her because you hate women.

[217] You just, you don't understand what a milestone this is, man. You don't care.

[218] Because you don't fucking care.

[219] Okay.

[220] You know what you're worried about, man?

[221] You're worried about going to the gym and being a bro.

[222] Okay, so why don't you do that?

[223] Why don't you just go to gym and be a bro and leave the fucking voting to people who care?

[224] You know, those little super, like, agro -progressive -type people?

[225] I remember I was in a bar once in New York, and I was having a conversation with this girl who was a waitress, and the bartender got so agro -brough on me. And it was about the, it was the O .J. Simpson case?

[226] where like O .J. Simpson had been accused of domestic violence before, like before the murder.

[227] It was something like that.

[228] Something along those lines.

[229] And I remember all I asked was, I said, that's interesting.

[230] I said he was accused of being, but he was acquitted.

[231] And the guy just totally ego broed me. And he goes, listen, man, when a woman says that something happened, it fucking happened, okay?

[232] Until you know better it happened.

[233] I'm like, but didn't you just say he was acquitted?

[234] Like, I think he probably murdered his ex -wife and that dude, but didn't you say that he was acquitted?

[235] Like, you can't, you can't attack that in there if he was acquitted.

[236] We don't really know what happened, unless you were there.

[237] We know that a court of law found that he wasn't guilty of it.

[238] Is that because he had a lot of money?

[239] Did he never go to trial for that?

[240] Was it just something that someone accused him of dropping and then dropped the charges?

[241] What was it?

[242] but he didn't want to hear none of that dude he wanted to come strong with the eco bro he just puffed up I didn't even respond to him I remember going look at this silly fuck this is ridiculous he got so agro with me did you watch that make made in America the ESPN 30 for 30 on the trial yet no it's available on demand they'll probably leave it up there for a while it's still as far as I've looked it up it's the only place you can find they show the actual photos from the crime scene and photos of I don't know if it's autopsy photo, but I've had Nicole with, like, the slashing her throat, and you can see Ron Goldman, too.

[243] They don't show it when they re -air it on TV, so if you're watching it, you can try to catch it there, because I try to show it to my friend that the other day.

[244] I was like, wait, wait, right here, it's going to come up, and then it didn't, they cut it out.

[245] It's literally only on demand if you want to see it.

[246] Wow.

[247] There's not, you can't even find them online anywhere.

[248] I don't know how they kept it off the web, but.

[249] It's amazing how some things, like, can be kept off the web pretty easy nowadays.

[250] Like, it's like, I forget what it was recently where they did just the best job.

[251] Oh, those photos of, uh, the S &L girl.

[252] Oh, yeah.

[253] And, uh, those were just gone.

[254] Like, every link dead.

[255] Like, there was not one place to find it.

[256] It was really well done.

[257] And, but it's weird how, like, did you hear 4chan's closing?

[258] Uh, they're going bankrupt.

[259] It costs money to run 4chan?

[260] Yeah.

[261] A lot of money.

[262] The servers mostly.

[263] Well, it must get mad, mad, mad crazy traffic.

[264] right now it's weird all our websites are dying you know remember style project and all I used to talk that dude on the phone Jay style yeah even dig I don't think I've been to dig in so long I don't even know if that's still there dig's there yeah yeah I go to dig all the time yeah you get crazy stories dig is like one of the one stop shops of getting like interesting shit online for me I'm like what the fuck is going on in the world I'll go to dig and dig will be about some new scientific adventure next to some new fucking paleological find next to some new technological discovery next to you know new cell phones new cars like it's all kinds of crazy stories come out man seems so like when kevin left i kind of just stopped going i started using redid more and far fork all those are great but to me it's a super easy one stop what's the weird shit you know and always like weird interesting things they'll they'll they'll they aggregate these stories from all these other different websites and stuff too it's uh it's like it's easy to go to someone who's already done the collecting for you you know like i i believe in supporting collectors because i don't have the time to do that you're going out finding all these cool stories about space and you're putting them up in one spot that's very valuable because it's like a dj they're like a dj for stories because they're not just covering any fucking story Because if they covered any fucking story, it would be boring as shit.

[265] You know, there's a lot of stories that are going on that are just like, oh, that's not that good.

[266] But they've figured out, like, what's the juiciest shit?

[267] Like, what's the more interesting shit?

[268] What's the this?

[269] What's the that?

[270] And they shuffle it all in together.

[271] You always can get something fascinating out of it.

[272] It's very addictive, man. Like, looking on the internet for those stories, like weird, crazy fucking scientific discoveries.

[273] And it's very addictive.

[274] I went deep, I just like when you get deep in a subject and then you start watching videos and you start learning more.

[275] And then if anyone happens to ask you that question, you'd be like, oh, I know everything.

[276] Like, I went deep on toaster ovens, right?

[277] So if you need any information with toaster ovens, I know all the recent news on toaster ovens.

[278] But I went so deep.

[279] I just laid in bed for two hours watching reviews of toaster ovens.

[280] Dude, you're the go -toaster oven guy.

[281] I tell everybody that.

[282] Do you have a toaster oven?

[283] It's great.

[284] They're great.

[285] I've never had one.

[286] You know what they're really good for, man?

[287] English muffins with, like, uh, tuna fish on them and a little cheese.

[288] Yeah, he just made a face.

[289] Like, he's disgusted.

[290] How dare you?

[291] Yeah, Martin, you could put a chicken in it.

[292] You don't, you don't believe in a tuna melt with an English muffin?

[293] No?

[294] That's, you would need a tuna melt.

[295] Tuna's got a stench to it that I can't describe.

[296] Someone doesn't eat pussy.

[297] Someone doesn't eat pussy.

[298] When you're like, when you have, what is the fresh?

[299] It's not my, my, my heat.

[300] Yeah.

[301] Yeah.

[302] So, like, that and, I know it's different from, like, what, Starkist in a little pouch or whatever.

[303] Obviously way different tuna.

[304] But to me, when it's out in the open and someone has just cooked it, it just fills up the room with a fucking stench.

[305] That's why you mix it with mustard and mayo.

[306] I don't know how to describe it.

[307] It smells like the ocean.

[308] It's real weird.

[309] Yeah, that doesn't bother me. No, no, no. You got a weird shit, though.

[310] You got a bunch of weird shit with your food.

[311] I'm a weird guy.

[312] Eddie Bravo's got an onion thing.

[313] If he gets onions and something, he'll fucking throw up.

[314] Really?

[315] Yeah, hates onions, hates them.

[316] Why?

[317] A stepfather was a dick, and his stepfather used to make him eat saviche.

[318] Oh.

[319] And so to this day, he sees onions.

[320] He wants to fucking throw up.

[321] Wait, who wants being made to eat savice?

[322] Saviche is great.

[323] Hey, man, I wasn't there.

[324] What the fuck?

[325] I don't know what went down, but that is my boy.

[326] Yeah.

[327] He just can't eat any onions.

[328] He, like, if he gets onions, he fucking puke.

[329] toe is uh she you know is Korean so she eats all this fucked up kimchi she do the kimchi she eats eyeballs she loves eating fish eyeball she'll just go up to a fish and pull out the eyeball and eat it I'm like what are you doing and she had this like her mom's six so uh she we went to go visit her mom and uh so she opens up this thing and she got she's like mom I got you everything and it was like everything that you wouldn't want to eat like pig ear pig feet like cow noses like it was just like a smorgasbord there was not one thing that I would eat in this whole tray and it was like a delicatessen too whoa where do they balut it's philippines they love that stuff we used to serve that on fear factor as a like a hard thing to do and my Filipino friends because uh in pool like a lot of the best pool players in the world are Filipino so I played pool a lot I was always around Filipino guys and while I was doing Fear Factor a lot of pool.

[330] These fucking dudes, they were like, I'll eat that shit tomorrow.

[331] Like, bring some of it in.

[332] You got any left over?

[333] They wanted to eat it.

[334] I was like, we made people eat that stuff as, if you don't know what we're talking about.

[335] It's a fetus.

[336] It's a duck fetus that's in, it's like it's cooked in the yolk.

[337] It's really kind of fucked up.

[338] It's kind of gruesome.

[339] And it looks like a duck.

[340] Like the picture I remember, it looked like a baby duck that you just eat a baby duck.

[341] Yeah.

[342] I didn't know until I was like fucking 39 years old or something.

[343] I mean, I don't know how old I was when I found out that a chicken egg doesn't become a chicken.

[344] Like, I never thought of it.

[345] I never even thought of it.

[346] Like, of course it can't become a chicken.

[347] It's just like, I thought you had to just grab them quick before the chicken came out.

[348] If you had to eat them, don't let them expire.

[349] That's what I thought.

[350] If you got them early, but if you sat on them, then you're going to have to take care of that goddamn chicken because the chick's going to be born.

[351] And that's what I thought.

[352] I thought you had to eat the eggs quick because they were just going to become chickens because in my mind and this is as a dopey child I felt like once something's out of the body well it's obviously it's just that's how they do it they lay their eggs and then the things come out of the eggs it's out of the body it must have given birth like in my mind it has to be it's an egg it's in a shell it gave birth so I didn't understand that no it has to be a fertilized egg oh so what happens then well then all that shit that's in the egg, all that shit becomes a little, a little bird.

[353] But birds are such hoes.

[354] They're so goddamn prolific that they drop an egg every day.

[355] I know.

[356] I have birds that, I have chickens that drop an egg every day.

[357] That means every day they want to be shitting out a baby.

[358] Is your cholesterol or anything gone up since you got these chickens?

[359] That is a gigantic myth.

[360] Dietary cholesterol, according to the most recent science, according to people that are are way smarter than me. Okay, I know there's some disputes on this amongst people that are plant -based, people that believe that you can get everything that you need from vegetables.

[361] But I think dietary cholesterol is less significant than sedentary lifestyle, like genetics are a huge factor in having high cholesterol.

[362] And then there's also, I've come to learn about LDL.

[363] cholesterol and HDL cholesterol and that having higher levels of each other can balance each other out and it's not necessarily the level of cholesterol they're concerned with it's the type of cholesterol so it's it's not food it's not like dietary cholesterol is actually important for developing hormones it's actually an important factor in in just your body having the proper nutrients to rebuild itself.

[364] Like, dietary cholesterol is actually good for you.

[365] We've been fucked.

[366] We've been fucked.

[367] We've been fucked by these food industries.

[368] There was an article today from Aris Technica.

[369] How do you say that?

[370] Ars Technica, where they were talking about the sugar industry, the soda industry, paying off people to lie about the negative health effects of sugar.

[371] Yeah.

[372] Of sugar in their sodas.

[373] We forget that sodas were created as a dessert.

[374] You're not supposed to drink it as a...

[375] beverage really yeah it was supposed to be like oh after dinner maybe we could all split a Coca -Cola big soda is buying off health orgs to keep profits in Americans fat top producers backed 96 national organizations defeated 29 proposed regulations whoa now I switched to Arnold Palmer's a few years ago and iced teas rest in peace Arnold Palmer but I don't know if that's better though because Because the sugar of the lemonade.

[376] Probably not.

[377] It's not half a glass.

[378] Well, it depends on how much, how many grams.

[379] You know, really, you would, there's some, there's a new soda that they sweetened with Stevia.

[380] I wonder if it's any good.

[381] It's gross.

[382] I saw, um, somebody was drinking it that's very health conscious the other day.

[383] I looked at them drinking it.

[384] I tried the, what is it, the Trader of Joe's, or the Whole Foods, Stevia Colas.

[385] Mm -hmm.

[386] And it tastes like R .C. Remember R .C. Cola?

[387] Oh, it was Nate Diaz.

[388] Nate Diaz was drinking it.

[389] Nate had it on his, I think that is it, this is it called Zivia.

[390] Nate had it on his Instagram page.

[391] That's, look, I like Stevie and coffee.

[392] I like it.

[393] It's different than soda, different than sugar, but at least I know it's not fucking me, you know?

[394] Starbucks just finally got Stevia and almond milk within the last month.

[395] There he goes, Zivia.

[396] Yeah, and you know, if you know Nate, Nate is super health conscious.

[397] He eats real clean.

[398] They, once they really got deep into, like, triathlons and stuff like that, that's when they really, like, Nick was the first one.

[399] He really met a bunch of people that ate really clean, all these racers, and then he realized, like, oh, okay, like, organic food's way better for you.

[400] Oh, okay.

[401] You know, don't eat pastas and breads.

[402] And then they, I think he cut out everything except for fish.

[403] I think it was like no land animals he was doing for a while, but he might even be food.

[404] full vegan now and his brother's gone back and forth sometimes they take in fish and i know that they were eating eggs jake shields eat eggs you know like a lot of those guys hang out together and they have a real similar diet but um they um those guys if they're eating drinking something like that like that zivia shit i guarantee it's not bad for you stevia is just not bad for you right like i've never seen any negative effects of stevia i thought there was that because i remember I was really big in the Stevie, and then there was an article that came out about something.

[405] Then I was like, you know, I'm just going back to sugar.

[406] I'm just sick of this.

[407] My only sugar that I really take now is like I get some sugar in my ice coffee instead of putting sweeteners in there.

[408] Just put it in your, so you get it unsweetened and you dump it in?

[409] Yeah, just a little bit.

[410] Man. But I don't know how bad that is.

[411] And I've cut down Starbucks.

[412] Now I used to do it every day, like one of these every day.

[413] Now I do it like twice a week.

[414] I think they're saying more and more that it's just not good.

[415] unless it's in the food naturally like sugar and when it's connected to all the fiber and all the vitamins and nutrients it's in like an like an orange or something like that like you know there's some juicy oranges that you get that are probably better than any dessert you ever have but isn't there like a factor in desserts that you know you're not supposed to be eating that shit you know yeah the thing i the thing i miss the most and it's hard to get out here in California or at least I unless you go to like a like a market or like an outdoor one of those is a peach or or a nectarine or a plum that's actually nice and like where in Ohio you would just bite these humongous peaches and it just melt in your mouth out here they're like hard as a rock and then you might you just have to kind of wait for them to get like mushy one day and go okay now it's mushy but mushy is not the same as I think you got to catch them in season yeah and I think look it's dry as fuck out here I bet a lot of like fruit trees and shit.

[416] I mean, we're good for growing, we're good for almonds, man. This is what California's good for, almonds.

[417] Oh, here's some shit I found out, okay?

[418] When I was at the Tahone Ranch, the Tahoe Ranch, they have pistachio trees.

[419] Oh.

[420] But they grafted the pistachio leaves and branches onto another sturdier tree, like an avocado.

[421] Oh, cool.

[422] And so you've got like a pistachio tree growing out of an avocado tree.

[423] That's awesome.

[424] And the dude was telling me, and I was like, what?

[425] They can do that?

[426] Did you know they can do that?

[427] I think they do a lot of things like that in farming nowadays.

[428] How did I not know that?

[429] I mean, I knew about grafting, like, limbs onto other plants, but I always thought it was the same plant.

[430] Like, you would graft your tomato branch onto another tomato.

[431] What the fuck, man?

[432] How do they do that?

[433] It's kind of, I don't know.

[434] again i would be i would say they probably like uh what is this jamie it's a hand drawn diagram it looks like they're it says right here like figure when they cut you know what this looks like whenever dudes get abducted by aliens and then they come back what was it like well let me draw it for you this is the first one the first one i come to i'm on the table the second one the table starts stop stop stop stop go back go back what you're doing the second one the table starts to vibrate and then the alien comes in from overhead and now all I could see was his head and the lights in the ceiling and then an examining machine came down see the arrow down into exactly what it looks like and then I became one with the galaxy see there's the alien and then the galaxy he reaches the next level the next level of the game that's what I see I see dick in a butthole and it's getting probed on that last one I don't see a dick if your dick looks like that go to a doctor It's a quaked dick.

[435] It looks like a nail.

[436] It's a T -cut.

[437] Oh, a T -cut.

[438] On a stem.

[439] And then they're implanting.

[440] It says a bud gets implanted in there.

[441] Oh, wow.

[442] And then the bud grows out of the stem.

[443] Wow.

[444] That's crazy.

[445] So they implant the bud in there and then they cut it?

[446] Is that what they're saying?

[447] This is cutting the bud?

[448] Yeah, I don't know.

[449] There's some other pictures where you can kind of see that.

[450] But like this is a little more of a...

[451] How bizarre is that, man?

[452] They make a tree grow inside a...

[453] another tree.

[454] I did not know that they can franken tree, but I should have done, right?

[455] Because...

[456] It makes sense.

[457] Did they talk about the drought and like how pistachios are supposedly going to double in price in the next year because we had such a drought this year?

[458] And I guess pistachios are just about to go crazy sky high, so buy them now.

[459] I know that's a really good point.

[460] And I know it's important for agriculture in California, but I want to go, wee -ha.

[461] What are your pistachios going to cost more?

[462] Oh, you fucking baby.

[463] What if you buy a bag of day?

[464] That's like, Dude, it's $2 more a day in pistachios.

[465] I'm fucked.

[466] How much, what percentage of your fucking budget goes to pistachios ever in your life?

[467] Like, if you had to even consume a moment of your time thinking about this as a possibility, like, what about the pistachio prices going up?

[468] I love.

[469] What's your favorite?

[470] favorite three things that you buy.

[471] Well, if I gave you an opportunity to give up pistachios for the rest of your life, do you think you would struggle?

[472] No. There'd be no issues.

[473] I'd go mad walnut.

[474] It'd be no issues.

[475] I'd be like, Brazil nut.

[476] I'm interesting.

[477] I like complex flavors.

[478] Yeah, I mean, there'd be no problem.

[479] You'd eat peanuts.

[480] You'd be like cashews.

[481] I'm down with cashews.

[482] I don't need.

[483] Where do you buy walnuts?

[484] Like, I tried to buy, like, walnuts.

[485] Not, like, chopped up walnuts.

[486] Like, I'm talking about the ones in the shell where you crack and with the students.

[487] Big crackers?

[488] Good question.

[489] I guess the supermarket, right?

[490] I looked.

[491] They don't have walnuts?

[492] Maybe walnuts?

[493] Nobody gives a fuck about walnuts anymore.

[494] People realize, like, if you have mixed nuts, like, ah, bitch -ass walnuts?

[495] Give me that almond, motherfucker.

[496] Who wants to crack that?

[497] Especially, yeah.

[498] Like, how many people buy nut crackers these days?

[499] If you're not cracking claws, like lobster claws or crab claws, right?

[500] You're not buying a fucking nut cracker.

[501] What was the last time you cracked a nut?

[502] Bitch, we aren't cracking any nuts I have a nutcracker collection at home It's one of those things you just leave in Ohio Just like the dance Yeah The one where you have the handle Yeah those are real That's what people don't know Like the nutcracker When I was a kid I was like Why they call it the nutcracker When it's just a bunch of wooden toys Like why is that the nutcracker And realize oh those are actual nutcrackers When I was a boy we cracked our nuts we didn't just go and buy them all shelled and packaged by Mexicans I also had a box of wooden ducks Remember when that was a popular thing Where you'd have like a stupid people were when we were kids Like you have a wooden duck You fucking dumps You're too stupid to play with anything that moves You piece of shit Just take this fucking wooden duck And pretend it's real Yeah have duck fights I don't give a shit I'm over here Starving to death wooden duck There was some that was ultra realistic Like they had the green head and everything And then there was ones that were just all brown That weren't painted and stuff But I have like 20 of them I don't know why That's hilarious Dude you got wood and ducks They're probably valuable No not those Oh the roller ones are for babies Dude he's just not a baby Do you know what I'm talking about though Like that was that a thing or is that just Like a stupid redneck thing or something I'm sure there's like Stupid wooden toys that I remember when I was a boy See here's the argument though is the argument that it gave us more room for creativity when we were kids because we were playing with these stupid toys that really didn't do much so we had to do it all in our own head instead of being like overwhelmed by a video game you know what I'm saying that yeah that's what oh that's a decoy bro that's actually like a a well -done decoy like what that is is they use those when they hunt ducks they put that shit in the water oh that's what well this had like well maybe they did but this had like real feathers and yeah like this stuff we you'd put it on your fireplace okay well that's because people use them for decorations oh that's right what it is that no no no no no some of them are beautiful what they started out see when you call it a decoy it's just because it's the exact same shape as a decoy it might not ever see the water but what those were originally is people trying to make ducks that looked exactly like a duck so you could float it on the pond and the ducks would fly over and like and go, oh, these ducks are just hanging out here?

[503] This is a cool spot, and they land, and you blast them.

[504] I mean, that's what Duck Dynasty is all about.

[505] That is a show and an empire built on duck slaughter.

[506] Trickery and fuckery.

[507] That's what they should rename Duck Dynasty, trickery and fuckery, because they're tricking those ducks and just blowing them out of the sky.

[508] But because people got really good at it, they started doing it as art. Like some of them are just art. Like people, like grandma -type people, have them on their mantel.

[509] piece and i love this i love this i love what it represents it's beautiful yeah i got a lot of them if you want it no i'm not i'm not into that it's funny because my mom is like brian i don't want i want to throw away all this shit and i was like mom you have a basement it's like why bothered throwing it away it's not you don't need more room you know it's like you barely even go in your basement and she's like just telling me all the shit that i have there that i completely Like, I have a brand new laser disc player back home.

[510] I have like...

[511] Laser discs.

[512] Yeah, laser discs.

[513] Isn't it funny that some things get to a certain point?

[514] Like, if you hang on that laser disc, maybe it'll be one day, like, that tuba with a needle on it that you drop down on the records?

[515] You know?

[516] Because that shit is dope now.

[517] If you had one of those, if you had one of those old school, like, 1903 tuba things, you know what I mean?

[518] Yeah, yeah.

[519] It was like, it was non -mechanical.

[520] Or a non -electrical.

[521] You turn the handle.

[522] I think so.

[523] Right.

[524] the record player with the speaker show yeah yeah there was there was like a like the needle was attached to like a thing that looked like a musical instrument right graph yeah phonograph it's called the phonograph yeah yeah is there a video of that thing oh for sure for sure yeah pull up a video of that thing i because i haven't even thought of that thing and do you watch antique road show probably like 10 years no i i i just i forgot those things were real at one point in time it's like one of those things where you go back to like the history of stuff and you go oh yeah this is even showing uh i i try to tell you about this before this is what they used before uh records that edison cylinder right that's right you did tell me about this and this is just a metal like yeah it's like a kid's toy nowadays yeah but god that'd be so valuable if you had that in your house oh yeah like if you had that in your mom's house and you you you've fished that out one day be like, holy shit.

[525] Especially if it's at Edison on it like that.

[526] Well, dude, that laser disc recorder, as goofy as it seems now, there's going to come a time where it's not goofy anymore.

[527] I know.

[528] It's going to make a comeback, and we're all going to be, like, watching.

[529] No, it's not going to make a comeback, but it's going to be interesting.

[530] Right.

[531] It's going to be like, whoa, look at this fucking thing from 1999 where they had these silver discs.

[532] Check this out.

[533] This is earlier this year, in July, the last VCR got made.

[534] Wow.

[535] Until they've started making them again because someone's going to realize they can make a a load of money, but...

[536] How weird, man. About five years ago, I bought a VCR just because I was like, you know what?

[537] This is on its way out.

[538] I have tons of VHS tapes, so I'm just going to buy...

[539] They're $29 on Amazon.

[540] So I bought one, and it's so light nowadays.

[541] Like, the technology is so basic.

[542] It's like, you can just put it on, like, one finger easily.

[543] Really?

[544] Yeah.

[545] It's ridiculous how light it is.

[546] It feels cheap.

[547] The only one on Amazon now costs $180 bucks.

[548] Whoa.

[549] Fuck you.

[550] That is a DVD player.

[551] Well, it's the only one you can get, though.

[552] You got to get one that's both.

[553] Yeah.

[554] Well, maybe it's telling you, is it the other one, a DVR?

[555] No, just DVD.

[556] Like, what is a good price?

[557] What is a good price for, like, a VHS player?

[558] They used to be like 50, 60 bucks, maybe.

[559] They got down to like $29 to $39.

[560] But look at these companies that make them.

[561] Like, Fonnet?

[562] Have you even heard of that?

[563] You know?

[564] So did you hear about that thing that they were doing?

[565] I've been paying more attention to this now, trying to figure out what a lot of this was.

[566] Um, did you see, there was a story, um, that, uh, Eddie Bravo actually told me about it first, where the Pentagon was making fake Al -Qaeda videos.

[567] Mm -hmm.

[568] And, um, there was this documentary about this, um, or not a documentary, but this video online about the company that was involved in making these things.

[569] It's crazy, dude.

[570] It's a crazy story.

[571] Come in for a meeting.

[572] Like, who am I meeting with?

[573] No, have a seat.

[574] Okay, you got the job.

[575] You're going Iraq.

[576] They fucking chip this guy off.

[577] It's really interesting.

[578] Like this guy talking about being recruited to create these propaganda films for the U .S. And what they were was, see, everybody goes, oh, my God, the U .S. government's law into us.

[579] Yeah, definitely not good to have these videos that we think are al -Qaeda, but are actually CIA, that are, or whoever it is that's doing these things, this propaganda firm.

[580] But what's interesting is what they did with it.

[581] So there was a thing called real.

[582] player you remember real player oh yeah yeah they only streamed it through real players so people would go to it they would stream it and they would get their IP and they would know where they were and so they would know where people who were all grouping up in these uh like radical factions and these radical groups and they would be able to isolate them to a certain extent because of that or at least isolate their location you know so but it which is really interesting right it's really interesting because there's another thing that someone was telling me, and this, I had never considered this, forget who fucking said this.

[583] I want to say it's on the message board, but they were talking about all the different factions that were sort of put together to become ISIS and that they weren't even really necessarily against or together with each other.

[584] You know, there was Boko Haram, there's the Taliban, there's al -Qaeda, there's ISIS, there's all these different people.

[585] But they just sort of lump all these groups.

[586] together like we're fighting those fuckers everybody and we think of them as an organized group like they got together and said you know what we got to get together and organize a group and put together our powers and no they don't even basically on each other's sides like the whole the whole thing is like just a giant group of people that don't like u .s foreign policy and we sort of call them whatever we want to call them some of them are ISIS and some of them are al -Qaeda and some of them are Taliban and some of them are what they used to be the Mujahideen it's crazy right yeah did you watch the debates uh -huh the funniest thing on Twitter is that hashtag Muslims reporting uh whatever Trump says like the Muslims need to report things so there's a hashtag of just Muslims reporting things like like it's but it's it's all shit like like uh I fired in and a little poop came out Muslims report things you know like it's just it's hilarious or so they just just took over that hashtag yeah they actually made it because it is pretty ridiculous you know that's when he said that so now they're just taking advantage of it to make it funny and it's it's hilarious to read oh muslims report stuff hashtag dude it doesn't even seem real it really doesn't I watch the debate and I was like this is so it's so strange to watch that this is their choice this is our choice of who gets to be president it's like how did we What happened here?

[587] I got really freaked out when he was hovering over her.

[588] Like, I don't know what triggered something in me. I was like, get, get away from her.

[589] Let her talk, you know, like.

[590] Oh, he's a big, powerful man. Yeah.

[591] He's a big, looming, powerful, successful, rich man. It scares everybody, you know?

[592] Like, him hovering over her in that debate was just, the whole thing was bizarre.

[593] It's really bizarre.

[594] Talking to people that watch the same program as you would completely different I like I'm in fights with family members overs and like did you not watch what I watched I've been tuned to the Fox News nonstop that's all I've been watching it's so interesting to see how people just fucking form teams man they just form teams they go right or they go left but they form a team and then they write shit that doesn't necessarily make sense but it fits within the narrative of their team winning and they duke it out back and forth to each other.

[595] There's a bunch of people that were talking with big smiles about how great Trump came away from that debate.

[596] He had one good line.

[597] You'd be in jail.

[598] That was a good line.

[599] Yeah.

[600] Because you'd be in jail.

[601] That was a good line.

[602] He got her there.

[603] I mean, that was a fucking nice quick one.

[604] Got in, got out.

[605] Boom.

[606] Knock out blow.

[607] But the debate itself, man. And then when he kept on saying, like, Like, hey, you know, she did her time interrupting while interrupting.

[608] He interrupted more and took more time, like, to answer questions.

[609] It was like, what world is he living in?

[610] He's a strange guy.

[611] I hate both of them, but it's really interesting seeing how gross.

[612] Like, Bill, I feel bad for Billy Bush.

[613] Like, I think a lot's going to come out on him now that he's under the microscope.

[614] Well, let me ask you this.

[615] Why does there have to be moderators?

[616] Wouldn't it be better to watch the two of them sit down and talk?

[617] this is what I think get Hillary Clinton and Donald Trump sit them in a room together across a nice table like this put a camera on the bolt of them and let let them have a conversation and let's find out what they're really all about you know because everyone's doing they're broadcasting to you everyone's broadcasting to you including me right now which is very ironic but everyone that's what they're doing they're broadcasting but don't you think Donald Trump would like overpower for her so she can't even talk about Talk.

[618] We'll learn a lot about him if he does that.

[619] We'll learn a lot about him if he does that.

[620] And I bet she'll be able to manipulate that and make him look really bad.

[621] Look, I think you get them together, the moderators asking him to answer questions, telling her the time is up and all this different jazz.

[622] That's an added element.

[623] Why am I not talking to her?

[624] Okay, I'm not, I can't.

[625] Well, I'm not there.

[626] Okay.

[627] Well, why doesn't he talk to her?

[628] Let's find out what they think about each other.

[629] Let's let them, why are you going to do it better than me?

[630] Tell me. you know, why does it have to be fucking bitter, dire enemies every time two people are running for the same position?

[631] Can't they recognize that without competition, you know, this is allegedly not the best we can do, right?

[632] I think most people think, well, we probably can find a few scientists or doctors or whatever that might do a better job than those two at running the country.

[633] But whatever, just put that aside.

[634] It's, is it, is that the best?

[635] Do you think this is the best?

[636] There's no way, right?

[637] No way.

[638] Why don't...

[639] It just doesn't seem real.

[640] You know, even discussing it, I'll, like, lose my train of thought because I'm like, I can't believe we're actually sitting here talking about this.

[641] But whatever people do, man, they get on a team, and they fucking wave that flag.

[642] And if it's the team of the right or the team of the left, there's a few people that's sort of dangling between the middles.

[643] It's like if you had big giant piles of ants, and then there was like a little trail in between those piles of ants, That was, like, kind of thinned out, and then the pile would be on the left -hand side, and the pile would be on the right -hand side.

[644] There's a few people that are in the middle.

[645] There's a few people that are walking back and forth in the middle.

[646] They don't know which way to go.

[647] But the vast majority, they get on a fucking pile, and they decide, fucking Second Amendment, or they, you know, they decide, whatever it is, whatever they decide.

[648] You know, Fourth Amendment, you know, freedom of speech.

[649] Whatever it is they ride with.

[650] Yep, it's like Apple.

[651] PC, Samsung, you know, it's like, it's that whole thing.

[652] Transgender rights.

[653] What do you think the chances this happens again in 2020 are the same?

[654] I don't know.

[655] She wins.

[656] No, it's a big Kanye versus Trump in 2020.

[657] It's going to be worse.

[658] This is not getting better.

[659] Kanye could win.

[660] He could win.

[661] He could win.

[662] I can't take it.

[663] He could win.

[664] I can't.

[665] Can you imagine having years of Kanye like Trump shit versus Trump?

[666] He wins for eight years in a row.

[667] I would throw my TV out.

[668] They could have a new.

[669] election every year he keep winning.

[670] Just so people can say President Kanye.

[671] Hey man, is it that bad?

[672] I mean, what are we getting into right now?

[673] This is bananas.

[674] It doesn't seem real.

[675] I mean, I really am feeling more and more every day like we're living in a simulation.

[676] And the simulation is revealing itself to us.

[677] A guy named Wiener can't stop.

[678] showing his dick really how obvious is this goddamn script who's writing this the you know it's it's eddie bravo it's like a 1990s sitcom edie bravo isn't they had uh controlling cori feldman back on the today's show of course they did dressed all in gold he did another crazy performance he was talking about america and then he accidentally threw a flag on the ground cori feldman loses his damn mind again with another today performance well hey man And that's how he's staying relevant.

[679] He banned me off Twitter after I talked about him.

[680] Last time we talked about him on here.

[681] He blocked you?

[682] He blocked me. Did he block you?

[683] I don't know.

[684] I won't check Corey Feldman's Twitter page ever, ever.

[685] But I'm sure he's a good guy.

[686] I don't, this is what I'm giving him out here.

[687] That's what I'm saying.

[688] I'm saying he's just being super outrageous in order to get attention.

[689] It's smart because otherwise they're not going to pay attention.

[690] It's fucking hard for a guy that's been in movies and had a lot of shit going on that it all kind of goes away and he's just trying to do it himself it's trying to figure out some way some way to stay an entertainer I get it nothing wrong with it it's weird he's doing weird stuff but I get I mean look we're talking about him because he's doing weird stuff he does questionable things though do you think that it's on purpose weird or think he's just a weird dude and that's the kind of art he likes to make I mean the whole Feldman angel thing really is gross and creepy and awful so I think he's just untalented and he thinks he's talented like he's that in denial hmm could be a grand Andy Kaufman -esque performance could be but if you've watched any I mean epic magnitude the album cover for his double disc that he's releasing Angelic to the core he's rock on Cory Feldman we ain't hating on you dude I'm not hating on you look at their racer tool around you have some fun that's what he likes man he's at a party he uh you know he sells like 20 dollar videos or something like that if you pay and pay pal him 20 bucks he'll be like he'll read something for you oh and he does it in characters like when he was in lost boys who has the same jacket on and stuff like that's hilarious and so i forget what's comic uh there's one of our buddies just spends like 20 bucks a week just get a new video well that's that's probably a smart way to make money i bet he can turn out fucking dozens of those in an hour, right?

[691] Yeah.

[692] If he's just doing that?

[693] That's just reminded me of the story I've been hearing recently.

[694] You know, all the Comic Con conventions, now there's not just one now, they're multiple, they're all over the country.

[695] Right.

[696] And they have old TV stars come in to be on them.

[697] They're making from what I heard, hundreds of thousands of dollars per convention, leaving with cash and bags.

[698] Because it's 20 bucks, it's at least 20 bucks a photo if not 40 or 50 or 80 if you're signing them and it's a deal they're making with the photographer that's taking the photo and the convention and then the person who's who the actual star is gets the rest of it and they're making a lot of money like really old people making and i forget wow i can give you an example well i said this before on the podcast when uh i saw daisy duke the girl that played daisy duke at a comic convention and she was just sitting there katherine bach yeah she was just sitting there by herself no one who knew who she was just sitting there and then I'm like, holy shit, T. T. Duke's just sitting there.

[699] And so I came up and was like, oh, can I get a picture?

[700] And she's like, sure, it's going to be 20 bucks.

[701] And so, like, she was just making money.

[702] Like, I had to use my own camera, but she was charging 20 bucks just for me to take a pitcher with her.

[703] Whoa.

[704] Yeah, so it was pretty sad.

[705] I just saw that.

[706] That's fucking weird, man. That's a weird practice, right?

[707] It is.

[708] It's gross.

[709] The guy played Thor is going to earn a little over $350 ,000 in a weekend.

[710] Robert Downey Jr. would make about a 1 .5, million for his appearance at Comic -Con.

[711] And then, like, it goes down to say how much, like, an autograph from John Custack was, like, 70 bucks.

[712] But if he's, he's probably not there.

[713] So, wait a minute.

[714] So, these guys go there and take pictures with people for money?

[715] Yeah.

[716] Like, Ralph Machio cost 40 bucks for a photo op. Ugh.

[717] But his co -star, C. Thomas Howl from the outside.

[718] What were the ones that you were saying in the millions?

[719] You said Robert Downey Jr.?

[720] Yeah.

[721] Robert Johnny Jr. takes pictures of people for money?

[722] Probably not doing that, but that's for him to show up, but just at the event to get the people show up too.

[723] So just to get him to show up and be in the main hall to say like, hey, here's the new Avengers trailer.

[724] Oh, my goodness.

[725] That's insane.

[726] How ballers that guy?

[727] That's insane.

[728] That's a lot of money, man. God damn.

[729] Just to show up.

[730] Hey, dude, just come to my thing and I'll give you a million bucks.

[731] That's awesome.

[732] Okay, but I'm only talking a couple lines.

[733] Okay, good, good, good.

[734] It's cool.

[735] Just smile.

[736] Cost like 200 bucks for a ticket for the weekend just to go to Comic Con just to hang out with everyone.

[737] That's pretty much what Paris Hilton does nowadays.

[738] She just makes appearances and gets shitloads of cash, buys nude puppies for $10 ,000.

[739] Yeah, appearances are big, right?

[740] It's like the way people who don't have an act perform to show up.

[741] I'm here.

[742] Like just being there is your performance.

[743] And now she's a DJ.

[744] She literally just presses play and just waves her arms around for like an hour and that's it.

[745] It's good.

[746] She probably has someone else do it for Like someone else concocks the music Or does she concoct her own music?

[747] She just gets a CD And she presses play and Turns knobs here and there To make it look like she's doing something Typical DJ stuff nowadays Hmm Russell Peters would get angry He doesn't call that DJing Oh yeah, I know You know Russell gets furious I've heard some of the bigger DJs That are making money in Vegas They have two fees for an event like that They have a press play fee And then they have an actual like I'll perform and mix on song's fee oh that makes sense both really expensive that makes sense i don't like to do that a comedy show have one fee where i just stand there in front of a tape recorder and i go like this while my jokes play that would be hilarious i pause i do my whole act like that they got another fever i actually do stand up that's cool it's so rude have you ever ate one of the hottest peppers in the world like any of those peppers would you ever eat one of those peppers um i probably try it just to see what the fuss is all about.

[748] But I've had some, there was used to be a place in Encino called Chili My Soul and it was just like super awesome fucking chili place that had like the most legit chili.

[749] Like they had mild chili where it didn't fuck with you at all but then at the top end of the scale they had like some Himalayan death shit.

[750] They had some chili that you couldn't even fucking believe a person could eat it.

[751] And I never even tried a 10.

[752] They have a 10 apparently.

[753] They had a 10.

[754] But I did try a 10.

[755] nine once and I they give you this is how strong the chili is they give it to you in like a thimble and I'm not fucking joking it's like a little tiny cup that you would get ketchup at at a shitty diner those little tiny ones that's what they give you the chili and I put it in my mouth and immediately start hiccuping like my body's like freaking out tears are pouring down my face my snots pouring out of my nose and that was like a tiny little bite of this stuff I was like what the fuck my whole tongue was numb i was like whoa the youtube videos of like ghost peppers i highly recommend just sitting there and watching this one of my favorite shows is called uh hot ones i want to it's like i want to do this show so bad i don't know if you seen it where this guy answers 10 questions and each one you start off at like like tapatio then it gets hotter each chicken wing so each one you take a bite of a chicken wing and then he'll ask you a question and it starts off to see if you could get it all the way to the end.

[756] And the end is like the hottest one.

[757] So it's really interesting to see who can do it and who can't.

[758] Do you think it's genetic?

[759] I don't know.

[760] Like Tommy Chung did it.

[761] He did it all the way?

[762] I think there was some shenanigans.

[763] But the first three, he was like, even the Tapatio one, he goes, oh, this is hot.

[764] And he's like, whatever.

[765] But then he gets to the end.

[766] He wasn't breaking a sweat where other people are like gagging about to die.

[767] It's Mexican, though.

[768] No, he's Japanese.

[769] Whatever.

[770] Eddie Wong couldn't handle that hot shit He went for it first And like almost started barfing He ate the hot one first And then he touched his dick with it Oh holla Anyways you guys Burke Chrysher did one of my favorite episodes Shout out to hot ones So Jamie just pulled this up While we were talking This guy does a bong rip With a Carolina Reaper A Carolina Reaper is apparently The top of the food chain When it comes to the hot peppers One of them yeah They say it's the hottest Is it?

[771] I thought it was that other one But I think I read recently, yeah, I think I read recently the Carolina Reaper is the hottest.

[772] See, I want to know is, would that really do anything, though?

[773] You're burning it, you know?

[774] I don't know if that would actually, this might be a fucking bullshit until.

[775] Oh, what is he doing?

[776] It's just a giff of what exactly what happens to me the second after he takes to hit.

[777] It's like three minutes of him coughing and snot starts flying out of his nose.

[778] Oh, let's watch.

[779] Shit.

[780] That's, I literally have something better to do.

[781] I don't think this is Go full screen please Don't let anybody see it So this guy's got The Carolina Reber Here's if you want to watch it online Ted Barris bong rips The Carolina Reaper And then asterick Puke warning Original video Here you go This guy's just telling you I'm gonna fucking take Carolina Reaper Oh Jesus And I'm gonna bong rip one Oh my goodness I don't think that would do anything Let's try it Find out.

[782] Fuck that.

[783] I'm a professional, though, when it comes to bong rips.

[784] I'm a bud tender, so, uh...

[785] Bud tender.

[786] Ew.

[787] Don't say that again.

[788] Bong ripping things.

[789] Bud tender?

[790] Come on.

[791] Bud tender.

[792] Is that what they're calling them now?

[793] That's like that barrisse at Starbucks.

[794] I have issues with that.

[795] It's like the guy at the restaurant that wants to get really fancy with the wines and explain to you.

[796] Yeah.

[797] The somelier that wants to get really crazy and tell you what part of the world that's growing in.

[798] Why the grapes is home?

[799] important there I'm a bud tender well okay this is gonna give you that stony high the most important thing here is no more than three hits dude trust me I know you like to go deep trust me three hits and you're gonna be beautiful it'd be mellow and they just this is more like an earthy nutty sort of uh they always tell me like the girls are like I always smoke this and I start cleaning my whole house it makes me so energetic bitch you ain't cleaning your own ass liar there is definitely some weed I've had that makes me feel like cleaning my little house.

[800] Well, you just look around, you go, what am I doing with my fucking life?

[801] Yeah.

[802] Eat edibles do that to me. Edibles freak me out, man. I had a bad edible the other day.

[803] Everybody does.

[804] If you take edibles, you're going to have bad.

[805] But the good side of those is almost every time I've had a bad one, I come out of it, and I realize, like, whatever it was bothering me, like whatever issues or whatever paranoia, whatever weirdness.

[806] I look at it from a different way.

[807] I look at it in a better way.

[808] Oh, here he is.

[809] See, I don't believe this.

[810] That's not real.

[811] Bad acting.

[812] Oh, he's going to keep digging.

[813] I don't know.

[814] Have you ever hit some really harsh weed that just immediately tastes terrible?

[815] Yeah, well, here's the thing, man. We don't know that the oils from the pepper are transmitted in the air.

[816] We really don't know.

[817] And that looks like overacting from a hillbilly.

[818] Maybe a little bit.

[819] it, but he's trying to get some views to.

[820] He knows what he's doing with that, but it's still like...

[821] No, man, he might be seriously experiencing the oils.

[822] I mean, do you think the oils from the pepper?

[823] That's where the heat is.

[824] You think he can carry in the smoke?

[825] Must be, right?

[826] Something.

[827] If it can transmit just from your skin to your dick.

[828] Right.

[829] Of course.

[830] That's a good point.

[831] Yeah, this guy's fucked.

[832] This is real, dude.

[833] Maybe.

[834] Yeah.

[835] I think this guy's fucks, Bill.

[836] It doesn't seem like a good idea either way.

[837] Yeah.

[838] Anyway, watch this video.

[839] Support it.

[840] Give it a view, folks.

[841] Don't go smoking Carolina Reefere's dumbass.

[842] There's this one guy that does it at Vegas.

[843] He walks around on the streets in Vegas and goes, hey, you know, will you eat one of these peppers?

[844] It's the highest peppers.

[845] I mean, you can eat it.

[846] I'll give you $20.

[847] And it's just destroying people's lives here, like families.

[848] Like, I'll do it for $20.

[849] I'd like a little hot, spicy pepper.

[850] You know, but they're eating like those peppers and just like puking and crying.

[851] Like, and it's toxic?

[852] It's not, you could probably get sued for, uh...

[853] Yeah, but I mean, is it toxic to the person?

[854] I mean, is a person eating a Carolina Reaper?

[855] Is that toxic?

[856] This is the guy.

[857] What is it?

[858] What does it say there?

[859] Paying people to eat the world's hottest?

[860] This guy's a complete asshole, too.

[861] Like...

[862] Well, I think you have to be if you're having people eat the world's hottest pepper.

[863] He's holding this guy's...

[864] At the end of this video, he acts like such a dick to this chick that made me hate this guy.

[865] he's like a prick I think I've seen another video of his He's a prankster that does stiff on the street And the strip in Vegas He might be getting away with actual Can't you do You can do things in Vegas?

[866] Yeah, that's why What was the Comedy Central show?

[867] Okay, I wouldn't have to see people throw up anymore Yeah, crank anchors Yeah, crank yankers Yeah, they used to do that in Vegas Because you could just call people up Yeah, that's the problem with TVV nowadays is half these shows are like that but they're all at like there's a show I don't want to say what it is I don't want to say what network it is on because people hate me so much when I talk shit on this network but this show is a prank show where they pay all the people in it so that all the people that are getting prank know they're getting prank but they sell it as a real show and it drives me crazy well how do you know they know they're getting prank before the prank because I know somebody that that did it let's say he got paid to be a okay so we're going to come in here we're going to make a fart sound and you're going to, you know, like...

[868] Really?

[869] Yeah, and it's on a channel that's...

[870] Yeah.

[871] Huh.

[872] I just hate that shit.

[873] That's why...

[874] How do they get away with that?

[875] Do they say it's a scripted show?

[876] Do they say written by...

[877] I don't know.

[878] Probably.

[879] Or do you think they just hope that...

[880] Well, is it...

[881] Like, here's the question, right?

[882] Is that different than, like, see, that's a prank.

[883] Now, prank is, like, almost like a sketch, right?

[884] So if you have a set -up sketch, like that, that's a bigger deception than a reality show where you already know what you're going to do during that day, right?

[885] Right.

[886] Like, what's a reality show?

[887] Like, oh, we're all going to go to the football game.

[888] You know, my son's playing football.

[889] Today's his big day.

[890] And all the cameras are, yay, go Mickey.

[891] And everybody cheers.

[892] Like, they know that they were going to do that, but it is at least technically like a real thing you can do.

[893] It's a real thing.

[894] meaning like they were going to do it if the cameras were there or not.

[895] Exactly.

[896] But they know the cameras are there.

[897] So I consider that like, duh, they know the cameras are there.

[898] I've accepted this.

[899] I can, but it's like real.

[900] Like one of my favorites is the profit.

[901] Yeah, but it's a lie though.

[902] All of it is a lie.

[903] It's different than the other thing is.

[904] The other thing is like they're going to the game.

[905] Yeah, yeah.

[906] We're cheering.

[907] We're aware of the cameras.

[908] We're acting where because it.

[909] But the other one, you're pretending that you didn't know that that fart sound was playing.

[910] Yeah, yeah.

[911] It's not really.

[912] acting like you're being deceptive yeah this is deceptive right like it's not you guys aren't doing a sketch about a prank show you're doing an actual prank show right there's only one reason to watch an actual prank show is to see people legitimately get what what do you what do you mean what is that speak like people come up to people and a lot of people acting weird ways you've ever had someone come up to you and you don't know who they are and they touch you and they got their hands on you're like whoa whoa whoa who are you what's this yes What's going on so people get weird and defensive?

[913] Like, that's a real prank show.

[914] That's why, like, Ali G in his prime, in that Ali G character, some of the all -time best prank interviews ever.

[915] I mean, some of his shit was fucking hilarious.

[916] Now, could you imagine if you found out that those people on the other side were in on it?

[917] Like, remember, didn't he do one with Ron Paul?

[918] he did one with Buzz Aldrin Yeah How did you tell if the moon is made out of cheese I forgot that He had a bunch of like ridiculous fucking interviews with people Where they just they couldn't They had no idea They thought he was a guy from an MTV show That had come to do interviews with him Check it You know he was the best He was the best If you found out those were all fraudulent Wouldn't you be mad Yeah.

[919] And that's what I'm saying.

[920] That's why it pisses me so off.

[921] Like, I, that's one of the things that drives me crazy about this network, because they have a lot of these shows just like that, where they're selling it things that.

[922] But is that okay if it's good?

[923] It's not good when you know it's fake, though.

[924] You can tell it's fake off.

[925] A lot of the actors are such bad actors that you don't even need to know somebody that's working on.

[926] You're just watching go, oh, God, could they at least got good actors, you know?

[927] Like, it's that bad.

[928] It's garbage TV I hate garbage TV But maybe in a way Maybe in a way it's good If you're really that stone I guess it's good Yeah maybe in a way it's good Because it's so stupid Like there's a show that I like Have you seen Impractical Jokers?

[929] No I haven't not But I've heard it's really good Stanhope likes it It's very funny And what if they keep doing it really bad What I'm saying is like If it sucks I don't know it sucks Because I haven't seen it But if it sucks As hard as you say it sucks some things that suck become awesome they suck and then you go to see them later or you see them when you're high or you go to see them knowing that they suck like show girls remember show girls god damn dude that's one of my all -time favorite ridiculous movies that's totally different though right you know what I'm saying that troll 2 it's like the worst movie ever made everyone loves it or something like there's like a documentary yeah it's so stupid dude it's so stupid but it's awesome You know, but it's, they have to be, they have to be shitty on accident, like Waterworld.

[930] Like a movie that, or worse, way worse, the postman.

[931] And you got to give him credit because, you know, Kevin Costor is the man. And he did Wyatt Earp, which I really liked.

[932] He did dances with wolves.

[933] Dance Waterworld.

[934] You're going to have a few fuckups in there, bro.

[935] Just didn't work out.

[936] But.

[937] What happened?

[938] my point was.

[939] I haven't seen Costner in a while.

[940] He's doing a bunch.

[941] I think he's doing some new thing for HBO, I believe, too.

[942] It can't be on purpose.

[943] You can't make something bad.

[944] Yes, you can't make something bad on purpose.

[945] My point being, like, a movie like showgirls, and there's a few other ones that you could go back to.

[946] Roadhouse.

[947] Roadhouse in a lot of ways.

[948] I fucking love Roadhouse, but it's so dumb.

[949] It's so dumb.

[950] When you watch it, it's awesome.

[951] It becomes really good.

[952] It goes away from being like just a statement like just a badass action movie and it becomes a comedy like it really does morph especially over time because what it's like is like something you had a plant and it had to grow and as culture grew around Roadhouse Roadhouse is in a lot of ways it's a time capsule because it captures how fucking ridiculous people were in the year that it was made where you can see like what people accepted back then you can see how lame the script is how ridiculous the dialogue is how preposterous the fucking plot is there's a bad guy i've been screwing this town over and i don't keep screwing them over like you know you've been screwing up this town for too long i'm gonna keep screwing i'm over too yeah it's so bad that it becomes awesome are you worried about the potential new one they're going to make and the thought behind it might be they're going to try to make something badly awesome again but shard -nato it bad intentions here's what I think I think you piggyback like and this is coming from a guy who did the man show two version two me and Stanhope but I think you piggyback on when you're you're confined to the idea like you piggyback on the love that the original Roadhouse had, right?

[953] Because it's a classic movie.

[954] You piggyback on that love, and you were already in a deficit.

[955] It's like the Ghostbusters thing, you know, which, by the way, it wasn't a good movie.

[956] It was a good movie for a little bit, though.

[957] There was some funny shit in Ghostbusters, but then it got monotonous and I didn't enjoy the end.

[958] I thought you told me you loved it.

[959] I love some parts of it, I said.

[960] I bought it based on your recommendation.

[961] I did not say I loved it.

[962] I definitely did not say I loved it.

[963] It just wasn't a good show.

[964] At the end of it, I was like, it seems like too many people fucked with it.

[965] It's like one of those things where sometimes you look at a movie and you go what, so much going on here, so much special effects.

[966] Like the special effects were so monumental.

[967] The one at the end, they used to be the donut guy or the Pillsbury doughboy in the original Ghostbusters.

[968] That fucking thing is taken to this crazy new CGI level.

[969] When they're going to, spoiler alert, they're going into other dimensions or retrieving their friends and it's fucking craziness.

[970] Fucking craziness.

[971] but there were some funny moments in the beginning of that movie where I laughed pretty hard I was like this a funny fucking movie but then just lost its way I felt but it's hard to make a movie man I bought that Godzilla movie that came out like two years ago that was dog shit you didn't like it I thought it was okay the guy from breaking bad in it and stuff he was great he's great and everything yeah but I was like god it's so corny you know they're making another one right this one's being made by I think it's being made in Japan so it's like the way they originally made Godzilla.

[972] Here's my problem with it.

[973] I shouldn't say it's corny because I love monster movies and I definitely don't want to discourage monster movies and I'll absolutely see it next time it comes out.

[974] The problem is there's a dude in this movie.

[975] Spoiler The original Godzilla, not the original but the most recent one.

[976] The one with the guy from Breaking Bad.

[977] There's a dude that keeps fucking surviving.

[978] This guy I mean, he falls off buildings.

[979] He's in earthquakes.

[980] They dig him out of the bottom of the fucking earth.

[981] He's dust himself off.

[982] I'm going to go fight Godzilla.

[983] His fucking family's waiting back for him.

[984] It's just a, it's a tornado of cliches that literally, like, makes you travel back in time to the 1960s.

[985] It's so corny.

[986] They're like look at each other in the eye at some point, too.

[987] Oh, it's so corny.

[988] Yeah, well, it's also a big green monster.

[989] Yeah, but I think you could do that big green monster with like the kind of people that write Game of Thrones.

[990] Or the kind of people that are writing this West World show.

[991] Holy shit Westworld is Good What is it?

[992] Ed fucking Harris Is playing the Yule Brenner character From the movie Westworld From 1973 And now they made a series Of it on HBO And it's amazing People are like It's not even amazing You're fucking Terrible tasting shows I too Listen It's fucking good This is a really good show it's complex, it's weird, there's all these patterns that you don't expect, there's a lot of weird shit going on, it's a strange kind of violence because it's like a robot violence.

[993] Robot.

[994] Yeah, dude, this whole, this movie is a trip, or this show rather, is a trip.

[995] Oh, cool.

[996] And it just keeps getting better.

[997] They spent like $25 million.

[998] Oh, Hopkins.

[999] Anthony Hopkins is in it.

[1000] Ed Harris is fucking fantastic in this show.

[1001] He freaks me. out at home.

[1002] I'm at home and I'm on my couch.

[1003] I'm like, please don't let that boogeyman come get me. Ed Harris, you forget what a bad motherfucker he is until you watch this show.

[1004] Wow, this looks really interesting.

[1005] I thought it was just a cowboy show.

[1006] No, no, no. It's about Westworld.

[1007] The movie Westworld was all about a place where you would go where you'd have these shoot -em -ups with robots and the robots eventually smarten up and rebel.

[1008] Wow.

[1009] And that's what this show is about.

[1010] It's fuck it.

[1011] There's Ed Harris.

[1012] Dude, I'm telling you.

[1013] I kind of forgot how good of an actor Ed Harris is.

[1014] You watch him in this movie and you're like, this guy's one of the most un -talked -about best actors ever.

[1015] That's great.

[1016] He's so creepy in this fucking show.

[1017] I'm watching this tonight.

[1018] Dude, he's so good.

[1019] It freaks me out.

[1020] Like, I really believe him.

[1021] You know, I really believe he's a psychotic madman that can't be killed.

[1022] It's fucking awesome, man. It's really good.

[1023] I recommend Mr. Robot.

[1024] but everybody said that to you.

[1025] Yeah, I don't have that time.

[1026] I have time for that nonsense.

[1027] You would love it.

[1028] It's right up your alley, I promise.

[1029] I have time for one robot.

[1030] Christian Slater.

[1031] Here's the thing.

[1032] This is the problem with movies like Godzilla.

[1033] No disrespect to Godzilla.

[1034] Again, I love a good monster movie.

[1035] I watched the fucking Wolfman with Benicio del Toro like five times.

[1036] I don't even like it.

[1037] I thought it was corny.

[1038] But I watched like five times just because I love a fucking werewolf movie.

[1039] It's fun.

[1040] It's cool.

[1041] When you do movies like Godzilla, And you have these kind of, you know, really cookie cutter, cliche, CBS drama type.

[1042] You know what I mean?

[1043] Like, it's like that, like a show.

[1044] It's not a bad show, but like a TV show.

[1045] It's kind of obvious what's happening.

[1046] They wrap it up nice and tight at the end.

[1047] And you have to compete against Game of Thrones.

[1048] Game of Thrones, which goes season.

[1049] It's like a movie every week.

[1050] And it goes season after season of chaos and awesomeness and amazing writing.

[1051] You can't just have that dude Living over and over again Getting trampled by Godzilla I'm fine I'm just fucking this fucking dinosaur up This dude just keeps getting his ass kicked He's falling out of helicopters into the ocean Swimmed a sore and fuck up Godzilla He just keeps surviving And it's driving me nuts He doesn't even have a coma No concussion, no broken bones Yeah I fucked up my neck in the shower once dude Okay I turned around to try to grab some shampoo And I pops up my neck And I had a drive to Vegas that day And I drove to Vegas like this This fucking dude's getting launched off the top of buildings And dinosaurs are chasing them And in the end he sticks around to watch the fight out Between God's like You know how bad you'd be shitting your fucking pants If you were in a boat off the coast of Seattle And a 600 pound lizard Was duke in it out with another 600 pound lizard And they're fucking going to war with fire breath and one of them opens up the other one's head and blows fire into it.

[1052] Spoiler.

[1053] You would not be sitting there going, yeah, Godzilla, go get up.

[1054] That thing's going to fuck you up too, stupid.

[1055] It's going to fuck up everything.

[1056] It's not going to care about these ants and these buildings.

[1057] You wouldn't be watching that.

[1058] You can't say those people wouldn't be screaming and crying and spasming and snot pouring down their nose and terrified because their eyes must be deceiving them they're watching a 600 foot lizard that lives in the ocean and blows fire out of its fucking mouth and it's knocking over buildings like their little cardboard boxes.

[1059] What?

[1060] You're just sitting off the coast watching this?

[1061] You'd be shitting your pants.

[1062] There's not enough cool in the world to just sit there and watch that.

[1063] You'd be like, fuck, how far is Australia?

[1064] Fuck!

[1065] Fuck!

[1066] Fuck!

[1067] Fuck!

[1068] You would just get to a plane or to a boat.

[1069] You'd get in a traffic jam.

[1070] People would die.

[1071] They would run over each other and not care.

[1072] They would trample each other like a fire in a building all throughout the land to get the fuck away from a 600 -foot fire -breathing lizard.

[1073] So until you show that in the movies, you have failed us in this, you have failed us in this portrayal.

[1074] What are you going to say?

[1075] This movie actually that just came out yesterday.

[1076] What?

[1077] that Godzilla movie No, but that's the fake one That's the one That's the one of the dudes It's like a nostalgia That's the Japanese one The guys are wearing suits Yeah But it's still good It's just a different kind It's like the original Godzilla good I would like to see that That's kind of cool It actually got good reviews And it actually looks really cool Look The movie Godzilla And the idea of Godzilla Is very fun The ocean is Fucking huge folks And there's whales in it Right?

[1078] Okay.

[1079] So we know that there's something as big as a Godzilla, sort of.

[1080] Not really.

[1081] Like, what's a big whale?

[1082] How many hundreds of feet is a big whale?

[1083] There's the size comparison of the Godzilla's of all of them.

[1084] Yeah, they all get bigger.

[1085] We need bigger.

[1086] We need double doubles and big gulps.

[1087] We need big gulps.

[1088] We need big gulps in our Godzillas.

[1089] What did I just ask you, Jamie?

[1090] Whale.

[1091] Oh, the size, yeah.

[1092] How big is the biggest whale?

[1093] What's the sperm?

[1094] Is it a sperm wear or a blue whale?

[1095] Whale?

[1096] Blue whale?

[1097] How much?

[1098] 130 meters.

[1099] 98 feet.

[1100] So that's still quite a bit smaller than Godzilla.

[1101] But if a whale can be real and a whale is 93 feet long and you are 5 '8.

[1102] Okay.

[1103] So we know one thing can be way bigger.

[1104] Right, because I'm 5 -8, but my daughter has a hamster, and that little fucker fits in my hand.

[1105] So let's start thinking here, what's to stop something from getting Godzilla -sized?

[1106] So far, we haven't really seen anything other than the dinosaurs, but they never really got Godzilla -sized either.

[1107] But it doesn't mean that it couldn't happen.

[1108] I mean, someone probably has, like, an argument against, like, the gravity effect on something that large, like how much mass you'd have to be moving around, how big your muscles and bones would have to be.

[1109] don't they say that that happens to certain animals at a certain size it just becomes impractical due to the environment of earth and that's one of the things that they thought was the reason why the dinosaurs were so huge was that the atmosphere might have been different then and that it might have been a different kind of atmosphere that allowed them to move more easily which is really fascinating right more oxygen maybe well I think it was way warmer right wasn't that and it was real tropical I think they think during the dinosaur days.

[1110] Obviously not everywhere.

[1111] I'm sure they probably had polar ice caps even back then.

[1112] But I think the temperature in the Jurassic and the other, here we go here, dinosaur era five times today's CO2.

[1113] There you go.

[1114] Huh.

[1115] Wow.

[1116] Listen to that, folks.

[1117] Okay.

[1118] So they had, they knew a world.

[1119] The dinosaur that roamed the earth 250 million years ago knew a world with five times more carbon dioxide than present on Earth today.

[1120] Researchers say and new techniques for estimating the amount of carbon dioxide on prehistoric Earth may help scientists predict how Earth's climate may change in the future.

[1121] Fuck, dude, we're going to have dinosaurs.

[1122] We fucked up.

[1123] We fucked up.

[1124] We had coal power plants and we're going to make dinosaurs.

[1125] Those lizards are just going to keep getting bigger and bigger.

[1126] And all the liberals are going to go, we have to keep them alive because they're an important part of our ecosystem and they are our scaly friends okay they're and then the alligators just keep getting bigger and alligators get to be like 30 feet long and people are like hey um what's going on why the alligator so big like they're getting bigger do you guys know no no no these are just unusual examples these are outliers these are outliers of our scaly friends and uh you know a i don't size shame as a human or with animals and uh big alligators don't next you know alligators are 300 feet long and they're just smashing through buildings, eating your kids.

[1127] Jurassic Park was technically real.

[1128] Well, what if alligators keep grow?

[1129] Like my story that I'm talking about right now, you're fine.

[1130] I know it's not too far off of that.

[1131] Like, would you go visit it?

[1132] I want to keep talking about my story.

[1133] Jesus, Jamie.

[1134] I don't know, man. I'm just saying that at one point in time, if alligators keep getting bigger, they're going to have to say, okay, they're too big, we've got to kill them.

[1135] We can't have them wandering around if they're 50 feet long and they just want to kill people.

[1136] We can't do that, right?

[1137] So my point is they accept alligators up to a certain size.

[1138] Like right now alligators, like that alligator on the golf course video, which got like millions and millions of hits, that alligator is like 15 feet long.

[1139] Like that alligator is like on the border.

[1140] Like, okay, we're letting that thing live.

[1141] Like you don't let this 15 foot long monster just roam around and everybody's like, hey, we always have before.

[1142] Okay, okay, okay, we're cool.

[1143] We're cool.

[1144] But if he's 30 feet long, you're not going to be out there, right?

[1145] If he's 90 feet long, like a fucking whale you're not going to be out there no one's going to be out there and you're not going to be safe that's a giant carnivore so my point was what when do we shoot that thing I don't know would you shoot it or would you capture it SCI world record Stakes Stokes is that Stokes or Stakes Stokes Stokes alligator what's a Stokes Is that a type of alligator 15 feet nine inches long Holy shit God.

[1146] Oh, see, that's an SCI.

[1147] You know what that means?

[1148] That's Safari Club International.

[1149] That's like, it might be.

[1150] Make sure that I'm correct there.

[1151] But that's like, that's one of those organizations that measures the largest animals of each species that were killed hunting.

[1152] So that's, that might be what that is.

[1153] See if that's right.

[1154] Is that the SCI?

[1155] What is it Stokes?

[1156] What does it keep saying?

[1157] Oh, though their name, Mandy.

[1158] Stokes told the website No, okay Oh yeah Oh yeah they killed it They killed that thing There it goes So that she went through the range of emotions As they first stalked the animal before Batting it, oh battling it And killing it Finally struggling to take it And finally struggling to take it back to shore How weird Alligator meat is supposed to be super good for you Which is really kind of crazy right?

[1159] look at that thing like how could you eat that fucking thing but apparently their tails are delicious you just have to uh prepare it properly and you get it like right off the alligator they hunt those things didn't that place we used always go to in texas or have like alligator soup oh yeah yeah yeah um joey's favorite place um popadose popadose was it popadose yeah in the hotel is right next story right right right there's more than one doze there's there's like a popa doze and there's like there's a seafood one and the cajian one right there's a steak out they have like a it's like a bunch of chain yeah it's a chain yeah yeah i think if you get alligator you got to get it from someone who shot the alligator like i think or get it from a chef that knows how to get it like when it's really fresh it's supposed to be amazing it's it's a really uncomfortable subject for people at what point in time are we in danger and what point in time do we step in like if grizzly bears just start wandering the streets and eating people are we going to have the same feeling that we have about them in the woods no we're not going to so we're going to have to do something then right yeah okay i just checking i just want to check i just want to know what team you're on i'm not saying we need to go to the woods and clean out the grizzly bears i just want to know if the grizzly bears come to burbank okay we can stop that right we could shoot them right if the grizzly bears just start eating people in Burbank.

[1160] You're on team people, right?

[1161] Okay.

[1162] I'm not saying we should kill them in the Yellowstone.

[1163] Hey, live and let live.

[1164] Let those big giant monsters go wander through the woods.

[1165] Have a good time.

[1166] Eat your hiker.

[1167] Occasional.

[1168] Occasional hiker.

[1169] Just stay the fuck out of San Francisco, right?

[1170] If Grizzly started wandering through San Francisco?

[1171] Fuck that.

[1172] Dude, I was in this town near Bakersfield called LaBeck.

[1173] And it's named after a dude named Peter Lebec who was purportedly the last man in California to get killed by a grizzly bear.

[1174] So I went to the website to read about this dude and as we're reading it, I'm reading that his feet were bitten off.

[1175] This is not funny.

[1176] I know it's not funny.

[1177] His feet were bitten off.

[1178] One of his hands was gone.

[1179] This bear just fucked him up.

[1180] And they named the town after him.

[1181] Wow.

[1182] After the guy died, like in his honor they named this town after the last guy to get killed by a grizzly bear so like people that go hey you know they've ruined california the grizzly bear is extinct from california listen to me listen to me let montana have the fucking grizzlies you don't want them here just trust me i know they seem so romantic they seem so lovely when you're on television that's great and there's a spot for them on earth, that's great too.

[1183] But this idea of bringing them back, like, what do you want to be one of those pioneers that's scared to get to your fucking recyclable bin in the middle of the night?

[1184] You're terrified because your neighborhood is filled with bears and lions and shit?

[1185] The fuck out of here.

[1186] That's ridiculous.

[1187] 30 -foot -long crocodiles wandering down your neighborhood.

[1188] No. No. Got to shoot those things.

[1189] God damn it.

[1190] They found the story of him because it was written into a tree.

[1191] Did you read that?

[1192] What?

[1193] Say, And say, what?

[1194] I'm looking up the story about him.

[1195] I keeps talking about this inscription written on a tree that was found when people were passing through in the 1850s.

[1196] Whoa.

[1197] Do you think if we didn't have teddy bears as kids, we would not be so attached to bears?

[1198] Oh, for sure.

[1199] Oh, that's right.

[1200] There was a story written on the tree, and then they dug him up, and his bones were, you know, that way, torn apart.

[1201] Wow.

[1202] Yeah, that's exactly what it was now that I refreshed my memory.

[1203] I'd forgotten it was written somewhere I didn't know it was on a tree I thought it was a note That's insane Fuck bears dude Seriously fuck them And again I'm not for eradicating bears Ladies and gentlemen I just want to be clear I love them I'm glad they exist They're cool Just like lions are cool I don't want lions in Burbank You know I just a whole Cecil the Lion thing Let's not get carried away folks Let's not Don't bring them over here Don't get crazy There's a guy who wants to bring them over to England.

[1204] Do you know the guy who is the when wolves created rivers guy?

[1205] The guy where wolves changed rivers he made this really cool documentary or a video that shows what the...

[1206] It's been criticized, I don't know who's right, but to me it's interesting and it makes a lot of really cool points.

[1207] And one of the things was that these wolves, and they reintroduced him to the Yellowstone, they started killing the elk and killing the deer and that allowed a lot of the plants to grow better, which allowed a lot of of the rivers, it changed the course of the rivers because the root system got stronger.

[1208] And all these other animals survived and thrived.

[1209] They all did better because they weren't the prey of the wolf, but they were benefiting from the elk and the deer not being around anymore.

[1210] And so, like, it's really cool to see, like, how when they introduce a predator into an area, it's almost like you're watching a mathematical program.

[1211] Like, you introduce this, and it's a really controversial subject because a lot of elk hunters in particular were really mad when they brought these wolves in because they killed half the elk population.

[1212] They chopped them down to 50%.

[1213] But some people think that it's probably overall healthy for the actual animals themselves.

[1214] It's like a more honest life.

[1215] It's not really honest for these wild cows and ungulates to not have any predators.

[1216] They've never had that all throughout history.

[1217] So our idea that we're going to eliminate all the predators and they're just going to run wild, that's crazy.

[1218] That's how you get like Michigan where people are fucking hitting them with cars to the tune of a million a year or some was it no one was it one point five million in the whole country for a year right 200 people dead from colliding with deer you know so like wolves wolves are important bears are important they're interesting they're fucking fascinating man i'm so glad they're around but don't get crazy don't get fucking the coyotes in my neighborhood it's getting out of hand in the crows croes and coyotes out of control i love coyotes i love coyotes man I do they're fucking cool I mean I remember the first time I saw one I was staying at the what is those furnished apartments the oak woods you know the oak woods everybody gets me first moved to Hollywood and I was staying at one of those things man I was driving to the apartment and I saw these fucking dogs running down the street like little German shepherds and it's the first time I'd ever seen a coyote and I realized holy shit these are coyotes how weird is this these are little wild predators just small enough that we let them stay just small enough if they were hyenas we would be gunning them down from the top of buses right if hyenas are roaming down the street tearing apart dogs and shit we'd be terrified but hyenas are just dicky enough to slip under the radar like they eat a cat every now and then don't leave your cat out bro I'm gonna eat your fucking cat we like tolerate that this little predator will eat your dog Like you'll snatch your dog right out of your yard And hop over the fence with them You gotta deal with that I saw one kill my chicken I saw it Saw that fucker hop over the fence With my chicken in its mouth But I still love them I love them because they're like They're like little criminals They're like skirt in the system They're just Scary enough That you don't want your kids to be around them But you're not scared of them They're a little skittish They probably fuck you up if they wanted to.

[1219] Like, if a coyote really came after you, you'd probably have a real problem.

[1220] You'd probably have a real problem.

[1221] It's like a dog, right?

[1222] It's a lot like a dog.

[1223] Yeah.

[1224] But they're more survival -oriented.

[1225] They'd be scared.

[1226] If you put up a good fight, like if you booted a coyote in the head, if you got a good roundhouse kick, you know, if you're like a Chuck Ladell, like if a coyote tries to fuck with Chuck Lidale and Chuck Liddle kicks that fucking thing in the head, that coyote's going to run.

[1227] He's going to go, what was that?

[1228] Fuck this.

[1229] That's never happened to me before, and they'll just take off.

[1230] Even if he doesn't knock him unconscious, they'll just run and get the fuck away.

[1231] But they'll kill you if you're small.

[1232] If you're a little kid, coyotes will kill you.

[1233] Well, they don't have any morals.

[1234] Like, why would they not?

[1235] The only thing they look is there are people around.

[1236] Can I get away with this?

[1237] I'm going to do it.

[1238] That's what they do.

[1239] They don't have any rules.

[1240] They're goddamn wild animals.

[1241] Do you remember that 19 -year -old singer who was killed in Canada?

[1242] A few years back, she's a folk singer.

[1243] she's killed by coyotes Really?

[1244] Dude, it's ugly Because they found her She was still alive Oh, God But here's the thing about coyotes Dude, they start eating you ass first Oh, that's right I remember that Do you have any idea How horrific it must be For a coyote To pull your guts out Through your asshole While you're screaming And no one can hear you And you're in the woods That is a demon It's just a demon That only attacks occasionally If coyotes weren't a real thing And there was a murder where a demon from hell came out of the ground and ate a 19 -year -old aspiring folk singer through her asshole, ate her, ripped her guts out, tore apart, and then the demon just disappeared and went into space.

[1245] And we knew that he was going to come back in 30 years.

[1246] That town would live in terror.

[1247] We'd live in terror of the possibility of something that could commit that kind of an act would return.

[1248] Like it would be looming over us.

[1249] We'd prepare, we'd have armor and shit, be waiting for the 30 years to come.

[1250] Meanwhile, they're outside, checking out your mail.

[1251] They're sniffing around your garbage cans.

[1252] Take you their nails, click, click, click, click, click, click.

[1253] My security camera gets on once in a while.

[1254] Of course it does.

[1255] Of course it does, man. Yeah, they're everywhere.

[1256] They're everywhere.

[1257] I'm having a guy come on soon that is a wildlife biologist that's studying, we're trying to coordinate a date.

[1258] He's studying coyotes that live in the, the city and surprisingly like healthy populations of coyotes that live in the city that's crazy yeah there's a lot of them man they just they find places where they can sleep they find find places where no one's going to fuck with them and then that's their spot and then they venture out at night or venture out at you know dusk or they're and they've just figure out a way to fucking avoid people bothering them but they live in cities man it's weird everybody just gets out of their car they get in their house, get in your car, drive off to work, you go down here, you go down there, how often you check in that weird alleyway behind your apartment building?

[1259] How often are you checking that place?

[1260] Is anybody checking that place?

[1261] You know, there's like trees back there for no reason, and behind that there's a fence?

[1262] You ever go look in there?

[1263] It's where coyotes live, motherfucker.

[1264] If you don't go there for a certain amount of time, they find that spot, they sniff around, they're like, these dumb fucks don't come here anymore, and they'll just, they'll use that, and they find these spots all around the city, apparently.

[1265] It's pretty cool.

[1266] That's like a weird animal that's just small enough that we'll let it hunt near us.

[1267] I wish there was foxes, more foxes around us.

[1268] Foxes are pretty dope.

[1269] You see that video of the fox laughing?

[1270] No. This guy, I guess, has a fox.

[1271] Oh, pet fox?

[1272] And the guy would just be like, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.

[1273] And the fox just goes, eh, he he's just, like, it's so weird.

[1274] It's such a weird video.

[1275] Yeah, this is it?

[1276] That's a fox.

[1277] Oh, it's a pet.

[1278] Yeah.

[1279] It's got a collar on and everything.

[1280] That's a fox?

[1281] Yeah.

[1282] Look at him.

[1283] He's so cute.

[1284] He's laughing.

[1285] Whoa.

[1286] That's a hilarious sound.

[1287] It rolls over.

[1288] Fox's probably so happy.

[1289] He's inside a house, getting free food.

[1290] He doesn't have to go out there and earn.

[1291] You know?

[1292] Do you ever see the video of the fox with the grizzly man?

[1293] When Grizzly man was up in the woods and the fox and him became buddies?

[1294] Yeah.

[1295] It's really beautiful footage.

[1296] I think, honestly, like, I know I make fun of that movie a lot, because that guy was out of his fucking mind.

[1297] And that's another unintentional comedy.

[1298] This is another perfect example of something that's not supposed to be funny, but it's goddamn hilarious.

[1299] And no disrespect to this guy who got eaten by the bear.

[1300] No disrespect.

[1301] Because I think he really did do a lot of great stuff.

[1302] I think he was a little delusional with his idea that he was saving these bears.

[1303] But what he did do is got amazing, incredible, up -close.

[1304] footage of grizzly bears involved in all sorts of crazy shit like he he captured grizzly bear wars at like really close range and he did a great job and he developed friendships with these animals like this little fox right here this fox just comes right up to him man and is hanging out with him at one point it steals his hat and playfully runs off with it and he's like hey give me that hat back and the fucking the fox isn't scared of him man the fox just thinks it's funny like why would the fox take the hat he's just rolling around and it biting on it it's really adorable and the grizzly man gets mad so he goes chasing after the fox and it was just like weird moment of camaraderie between two life forms that are just hanging out in the woods together like that thing accepted him into its community man it's really interesting.

[1305] Another interesting thing is that wolves killed one of those foxes while he was there.

[1306] Oh, really?

[1307] They got a hold of that fox.

[1308] It tore apart.

[1309] They don't want any competing predators.

[1310] Same with coyotes.

[1311] Coyotes.

[1312] Coyotes.

[1313] Same with coyotes.

[1314] They don't want competing predators.

[1315] That's apparently the main reason why they kill cats.

[1316] They don't even kill them to eat them as much as they kill them because they don't want any predators that are competing for the same things they're competing for.

[1317] So he got this amazing footage.

[1318] of him like running after this fox hanging out with this fox He was like buddies with this little fox And then when the fox kid got eaten by the wolf He found like a paw And you're like, whoa This world is gangster Like these little crazy animals Make friends with this nutty guy Who's camped out in a tent And while he's camped out in that tent In the middle of the night The wolves come into town And tear one of those foxes apart And he's crying And he said I heard the screams I heard the howls I heard the wolves I'm like what in the fuck are you living through dude Like there you have in monster wars In your yard I need to rewatch that movie I don't read so good We're even mirror these parts I remember the fox a little I've seen it way too many times I've seen that fucking movie 15 times I watch it on planes And I'm bored If I'm bored I'm gonna watch this shit again Did you Did you see that report that there's like 1 ,300 Chinese old ladies or old people go missing every day.

[1319] Like there's this like whole thing where old people just are missing.

[1320] Like daily, 300 Chinese old people.

[1321] So this is recent?

[1322] Yeah.

[1323] And then, oh no. They're saying it's up to 500 ,000 old women go miss or old people go missing every year in China.

[1324] What?

[1325] And so there's all these theories like they become food and the government takes them because it costs so much money need to oh no that's a lot i know 500 they're mercant old people 500 000 a year okay how many how many people go missing in america every year how many old people go missing in america every year yeah let's see if there's a difference but i think 500 000 seems like a lot but but china has a billion but in china it's 80 % 80 % of what uh people that missing people are old yeah yeah Yeah, over 75.

[1326] No. Yeah.

[1327] What?

[1328] Oh, my God, they're killing old people.

[1329] That's what I'm saying.

[1330] Oh, my God.

[1331] They kill babies and old people.

[1332] Oh, my God, that's so insane.

[1333] On average in the USA, there's only 90 ,000 missing persons at any given time.

[1334] Okay, 90 ,000 missing persons, but in their defense, China has probably three plus times more people than we do.

[1335] So, shouldn't still be under 300 ,000 if that was the equivalent.

[1336] But that's close.

[1337] That's close.

[1338] And you consider the fact that they live in a really rural place.

[1339] And a lot of the areas are very rural.

[1340] Do they have predators?

[1341] They have bears, right?

[1342] China has some bears.

[1343] What else do they have?

[1344] What kind of predi - what, hey, just Google, what kind of shit eats people in China?

[1345] And they'll say Chinese people.

[1346] Yeah, Chinese.

[1347] It's just the infinity sign.

[1348] Yeah, just a few cannibals.

[1349] It's very rare, but we got a few guys.

[1350] that would be a weird thing to find out how many people in America are eating people right now and if America has 90 ,000 missing people how percent of that is old people probably only like a small amount what do you what do you Google in here buddy I googled exactly what you said all kind of weird shit meets people in China meat made from poo I didn't really mean shit I know I was trying I was being silly you should actually Google that's hilarious Predators of humans in China Sorry, I had to be more specific Ladies and gentlemen, I just want to announce right now We were way too high to start this podcast when we did So thanks for hanging in there We've come back around Everybody's okay now I was too high Do they have predators?

[1351] Is there maybe a thing The old ladies get scooped up by pterodactyls or some shit Imagine if taradactyls are real We'd have to shoot them out of the sky You can't be an alligator that can fly Right?

[1352] Agreed?

[1353] Right Yeah, you could just crawl around in a golf course I'm like, oh, let that slide As soon as they can fly Fuck you You can't just land in my yard You piece of shit And then what?

[1354] You can fly away And I can't fly Fuck you Is there anything that flies right now That attacks people See that's the thing about Eagles Eagles got smart They never got big enough To fuck with us So we said all right We'll let you be our national bird Eagles got really close They got scary I mean if you see an eagle And you see those talons and shit They'll freak you out I get attacked by birds a lot recently.

[1355] I think I just must be near nests.

[1356] Yeah, don't be doing that.

[1357] I'm just sitting in my backyard.

[1358] What do you got here, Jamie?

[1359] These are just wildlife of China on Wikipedia.

[1360] These are different mammals.

[1361] Does it say predators of humans?

[1362] Did you Google predators of humans?

[1363] No, but they have giant tigers.

[1364] Oh, they do.

[1365] Well, that's it.

[1366] Old people get eaten by tigers.

[1367] There you go.

[1368] Soyant.

[1369] What if we find out is a swanid part?

[1370] South China tigers said.

[1371] Soilent.

[1372] Do our Chinese people are soyans?

[1373] We just figured it out.

[1374] Oh, my God.

[1375] And they're like, we told you.

[1376] It was in the fucking rap for you, dumb piece of shit.

[1377] Made in China.

[1378] Oh, my God, they have Siberian tigers.

[1379] Oh, they have a bunch of other cats, too.

[1380] What is that?

[1381] Population of Bengal tigers.

[1382] What are those other cats at the top?

[1383] Leopards.

[1384] Oh, leopards are terrifying.

[1385] So this is what I think.

[1386] Since they have a bunch of shit that we don't have that can kill you, my estimation is that poor communication, a lack of resources, Very rural neighborhoods connected to tigers and cats are causing the extra 200 ,000 that would account for them having the exact same amount of old people go missing as we do.

[1387] I said 25 % of those old people have dementia.

[1388] Oh, there you go.

[1389] You wander off.

[1390] You get eaten by a tiger.

[1391] I forget.

[1392] What am I not supposed to get eaten by?

[1393] A tree?

[1394] No. Did you see that video of the Chinese person eating the other, on the subway, like cannibalism?

[1395] What?

[1396] Yeah.

[1397] What?

[1398] Maybe, uh, yeah, let's say Asian, maybe it's not, that's not, let's not show it for sure.

[1399] Well, you can't really see anything.

[1400] You just see a guy hunched over another guy, he's just blood coming out of it.

[1401] So he attacks the guy?

[1402] Yeah, is that real?

[1403] It's happened a few times.

[1404] It's happened like there's more than one.

[1405] Yeah, there's more than one video.

[1406] So who's he attacking?

[1407] He's attacking some other guy.

[1408] Oh my God.

[1409] Is he attacking him?

[1410] Yes.

[1411] What did he attack him with?

[1412] He's with his mouth.

[1413] He's eating him.

[1414] Oh my God.

[1415] And there's, there's more than one of these videos.

[1416] How come no one's helping this guy?

[1417] I know.

[1418] I'm not getting in that.

[1419] And there's more than one of these videos, Joe.

[1420] Wait, you would let that go on?

[1421] I don't know if I'd let it get on, but I mean, like, Oh, my God.

[1422] I don't know.

[1423] I mean, you have some skills that can't help, but I know, I can't do shit.

[1424] I would, I would faint.

[1425] Oh, I'd kill the fuck out of that guy if I could.

[1426] You'd have to worry that he's going to go after you next, or your kid or your friend or your mom.

[1427] And that's a subway in China, by the way.

[1428] And there's more than one of these cannibalism videos.

[1429] Like, there's a China on subways, there's this, I don't know what it happens.

[1430] But there's a lot of this happening.

[1431] There's a bunch of videos of people randomly attacking people on subways.

[1432] There's something...

[1433] Well, here's the thing.

[1434] There's something about being contained in a subway where you're in this thing where you know like it's a container and you know nobody can get away.

[1435] There's some weird instinct that people have where like if someone is like a predator already, I bet they would be in that thing and it would like excite their predator desires.

[1436] You know, if somebody just was some crazy person, they want to be.

[1437] wanted to go on a subway and just beat the shit out of somebody.

[1438] Like if they're, and we all know there's people like that in the world, right?

[1439] They just want to go and hurt somebody for whatever reason.

[1440] That's the place to do it, right?

[1441] They're trapped.

[1442] Do you want to eat somebody?

[1443] The subway's the move.

[1444] And I think a lot of schizophrenics and people, well, in like, PCP, it freaks them out more and more.

[1445] And they're, like, they can't just, like, they get, they feel like they're in a confined space so they freak out, you know?

[1446] Like, they attack or I guess that cop, that shot, remember the guy that recently got shot I guess that guy had PCP in his system so says so says so says who Alex Jones did you see Alex Jones let's stay on one subject at a time you fucking OCD ADD fuck this guy had PCP in his system yeah the one the girl cop that shot imagine if they fake that he didn't have any PCP in his system right like who's checking that shit where that happened wasn't it like North Carolina or some shit Texas yeah Where was that?

[1447] Huh?

[1448] Tulsa, Oklahoma?

[1449] Yeah, they faked that.

[1450] That's PCP in Oklahoma?

[1451] They rigged that.

[1452] I mean, maybe.

[1453] Maybe he did.

[1454] Maybe that makes sense.

[1455] Like, even if he wasn't threatening, maybe that makes sense why he wasn't listening, why he walked back to his car and reached into his door.

[1456] Like, maybe he was fucked up on PCP.

[1457] It totally makes sense.

[1458] She still shot him.

[1459] Yeah, well, she shot him apparently, what I've understood, by people that are around.

[1460] law enforcement and tactical situations when people don't have trigger discipline and they haven't been in a firefight before any kind of situation where your adrenaline is jacked and you're really scared for your life and she might have been in some before which maybe even could exacerbate that and jack it up but her adrenaline was jacked she was shit in her pants this dude wasn't listening and then they tase the guy and i the the my friend justin said to me, what most likely happened is when they tased the guy, she freaked out and pulled the trigger.

[1461] Absolutely.

[1462] Because it's loud.

[1463] It's a loud popping noise, you know, when you taste somebody.

[1464] I think what he's saying is that she didn't even mean to shoot this guy and that what happened with her was she just didn't have good trigger discipline and she freaked out because, you know, man, if you've never been in a life or death situation with a giant dude who might be on PCP or might be on something, he's not listening.

[1465] PCP is scary.

[1466] I mean, there's many videos you can watch guy on PCP.

[1467] PCP and McDonald's, you know, battling cops and stuff like that.

[1468] And he gets tased a million times and nothing happens.

[1469] Yeah, dude, you've got to be careful.

[1470] PCP people, they feel pain different.

[1471] This cop in Texas the other day just tased somebody on a highway and almost got hit by a truck.

[1472] They were chasing this guy and this guy starts running through this highway.

[1473] And so they cop tasers them.

[1474] The guy falls and just misses like a truck by like an inch.

[1475] Cars, like who, why would you taste somebody while running on?

[1476] a highway while cars aren't stopped.

[1477] Because you don't give the fuck.

[1478] Like stop running, bitch.

[1479] But it depends on what the dude did.

[1480] What if the dude was raping kids?

[1481] True.

[1482] Perfect tase.

[1483] Right?

[1484] It's all legit.

[1485] It depends on, like, if the guy was growing weed, that's ridiculous.

[1486] Right.

[1487] We need to find out what his crime was.

[1488] But there's also a helicopter on you, so maybe let the guy cross the road and we'll get you on the other side.

[1489] What if we don't get him?

[1490] What if we don't get him?

[1491] And he's out there fucking kids.

[1492] What if it's like Spider -Man?

[1493] If you don't get him?

[1494] This is craziness.

[1495] I mean...

[1496] Peter Parker, remember?

[1497] He led dad go or he let his uncle he let the guy pass his uncle and the guy wound up let me see how they do this bam oh shit and then he has like go on there like stop cars oh my god he tased him in the middle of the lane i know on the highway and if you go back 30 seconds when he first jumps on the highway he almost gets hit like three times like it's ridiculous did you know oh it does did you know that you could um you could taste someone for that far away look how far he does this Oh, it's the ones that shoot out.

[1498] There's three claws.

[1499] Yeah, it's pretty good.

[1500] That's an accurate hit.

[1501] Damn, that's under pressure.

[1502] That's good trigger discipline.

[1503] Yeah.

[1504] Good control.

[1505] Accuracies in check.

[1506] I found a taser in my car recently, and it's scary to turn on.

[1507] See, here's the thing, man. Even if that dude was on PCP, she shouldn't have shot him.

[1508] It doesn't make it any different.

[1509] It just sort of explains his weird behavior.

[1510] She made a mistake.

[1511] But it's a mistake that costs how many their life.

[1512] But it's also like the whole thing is kind of fucked up man having a girl in that kind of a situation I don't know what kind of training she had or how long she'd been on the job do you know Five years?

[1513] Five years Just make some shit up in five decades I want to say five years.

[1514] She was 52 and 50 of those years we're on the force I just think it's fucking terribly hard to do and we don't get mad if somebody fucks up your fries You know if you go to McDonald's and you got burnt fries like these guys fucked the fries up this is the equivalent in her job of fucking up the fries somebody dies she made a mistake she screwed up somebody got shot and killed like that it's so much different than any other job it's so crazy I believe that it probably is exactly the sound of the taser and her being a high stress that makes complete sense to me I mean I think you're you just react by hearing the sound and my body just would definitely know because he's he's down with all those uh tactical guys and military guys and he's a he's a gun nut he's constantly around those dudes so if that's what they're saying that's most likely would happen it's probably what she relayed in private or what they figured out or who knows but and fuck fuck that job imagine just chasing after people that are committing crimes all day holy shit how stressful would that be man she was a five year veteran yes correct Boom Mic drop Yeah It's just weird man It's just weird that we need them And it's weird that they become What they are You know They become this death dealer Or lifesaver You know Someone's coming after you And the cops break in They're the lifesaver They're gonna Like what a crazy position For someone to take You know Fucking stressful I would never do that Fuck that.

[1515] Especially nowadays.

[1516] It's even worse.

[1517] I mean, probably was cooler back then because he got away with so much, you know?

[1518] Did you see the 7 -5?

[1519] 7 -5.

[1520] The documentary of the 7 -5?

[1521] No. Holy shit.

[1522] Okay?

[1523] And we had Mike Dowd from the movie come in and explain to us like what it was like back then.

[1524] He's a great guy.

[1525] By the way, he's been on Joey's podcast too.

[1526] how do he spell his name D -O -W -D This is the way it sounds He's awesome Yeah I didn't want to fuck it up But I think it's just the real Mike Doud on Twitter What is he on Twitter?

[1527] Great guy But holy shit was he a criminal Really?

[1528] Oh my God The cops of the 75th precinct He found out from like the It's an amazing documentary And he found out from like The very first week on the job Like in that range That the cops were all crazy and that you never turned on one of your own and you know you just fucking they had rules that they would skirt around and he got deeply deeper and deeper ingrained in this world of crime while you're a police officer drug dealing while you're a police officer intimidation while your police protection while you're a police officer and he's driving a corvette and living like a bar and they're going on trips they're driving a boat and then a bunch of crazy shit happens and one guy rats the other guy out it's madness it's fucking great dude it's a great documentary and also he's like super honest about the whole thing he's super honest about everything because he went to jail did his time and then got out and then they made the documentary because it's all about like it's like the 1980s it's fucking amazing dude it's a great documentary i miss this apollo told me about it that's cool you still get it i mean it's on like i think it's on iTunes i think it's on everything.

[1529] It's fucking good, dude.

[1530] Did you look at the video yet of the pigeons in the bread factory in Russia?

[1531] No, no, I haven't looked that.

[1532] It's disturbing.

[1533] There's this mill filled with grain, and these pigeons are eating from the top of it, and they're so stupid that they just get sucked into the grain and chopped up into the bread.

[1534] So, like, if you've had bread in Russia lately...

[1535] A lot of his pigeons.

[1536] Holy shit.

[1537] Boom, boom, two down.

[1538] Oh my god Three down Oh Jesus Christ One of them falls and lands in it and just gets sucked in This is insane This is fucking insane It's one of the most disturbing Jamie immediately make me a video of this Send it to my phone so I can Instagram this The world needs to know more Yeah it's a fuck that's harsh It's very gross and scary and sad It's just a harsh life How dumb are pigeons, too.

[1539] Well, look how little their heads are.

[1540] Imagine if your head was that little.

[1541] Yeah, I guess so.

[1542] Yeah, I guess so.

[1543] I mean, Zika babies grow up to be pretty smart.

[1544] Nope, we haven't had any.

[1545] That's true.

[1546] Actually, hasn't Zika...

[1547] Grown up.

[1548] Oh, really?

[1549] I don't think so.

[1550] I mean, not that I've ever heard of.

[1551] I just made that up.

[1552] I think there's actually adult Zika babies.

[1553] Are there?

[1554] I think so, because I was thinking about making Zika hats for Zika people, so that makes it look like their heads are bigger.

[1555] I don't want to start a conspiracy on it, but I read recently that Zika's been around for a long time.

[1556] Yes.

[1557] And then I've just looked it up now and it says like since the 1940s is when it was first discovered.

[1558] Yes.

[1559] There's actually Zika adults and they look like Zika babies by grown up.

[1560] Yeah, Google that.

[1561] Google Zika adults.

[1562] Hmm.

[1563] There's some pictures of like really, really old pictures of people with weird deformities that you think of, like carnival pictures and shit like that.

[1564] I wonder how many of those were that.

[1565] kind of a thing.

[1566] or like, I don't want to say like beetle juice or no, that's, I don't know.

[1567] Yeah, Yeah, who knows?

[1568] Some, I mean, little errors in the scripts that make a person.

[1569] Now, what are those errors?

[1570] What is this?

[1571] Oh my God.

[1572] Zika virus microcephalacy suffers Cepalopathy.

[1573] He seems normal.

[1574] Microcephalopathy Suffers Campaign.

[1575] Wow.

[1576] How many people, though.

[1577] Oh, that's crazy.

[1578] How many people are Zika, but they just have hats and you never know their Zika?

[1579] See, is that a thing?

[1580] Hold on, go back to the other picture.

[1581] That's crazy.

[1582] There's a fucking bug that makes your head smaller.

[1583] Just stop and think about how insane that is.

[1584] We need to eradicate that bug.

[1585] There's a bug that makes your baby's head smaller.

[1586] Okay, I don't give a fuck what is going on in Russia.

[1587] We need to kill all these goddamn bugs.

[1588] Stop worrying about stupid shit.

[1589] There's people that are going to be born with a little tiny heads.

[1590] Well, they're also killed bees in a lot of cities.

[1591] They're spraying for these zika mosquitoes and there are bees.

[1592] Yeah.

[1593] It's all fucked up, dude, from top to bottom.

[1594] It's fucked up.

[1595] Birth defects.

[1596] Ooh.

[1597] Scary.

[1598] Terrifying.

[1599] It's just terrifying to think that there's bugs that can just all this.

[1600] I mean, when you hear things like the Spanish plague that like one flu or the Spanish flu, one flu and like the 1800s.

[1601] Yeah.

[1602] Or was it 1800s or 1900s?

[1603] What was the Spanish flu?

[1604] I want to say the 1800s.

[1605] 1890s.

[1606] You know, I know this is my grasp of history.

[1607] Ready?

[1608] Yeah.

[1609] Because in interview with a vampire, the dude that plays Brad Pitt had the Spanish flu.

[1610] And he was a soldier and he was dying in 1918.

[1611] There you go.

[1612] Yeah.

[1613] He was so old -timey, basically, folks.

[1614] yeah the dude who played Brad Pitt's character or Brad Pitt's character dude Brad Pitt played it's hard to say he died with that flu and the stat gave him the vampire gene got real issues after that bro didn't really like didn't really like being a vampire didn't really like choking on people's blood drink his own daughter's blood is kind of dark we were talking about Westworld earlier reminded me of something thought I had on here a couple of people mentioned some things about I think dimensions maybe it might have had to do a string theory but I had to go with the story I think I showed you this story before this came out earlier this year about the some scientists have found out that the human brain the size of it at least of what it can store might be way more than they've thought previously based on the way the brain codes what it's calling bits they need to stop the study right now and examine red band my only point on this is that there was like 26 up to 26 neural pathways they discovered in the brain, which allows for more maybe thought storage than they knew about.

[1615] But when the person came on to mention dimensions in the past a couple months ago, I'd never heard that there was up to 26 dimensions possibly.

[1616] I'd always heard it was 11.

[1617] Yeah, and that's just the first time I heard 26, which made me go back to like something I had just heard about what had 26 to do with it in the brain, and it was this.

[1618] Okay, so it says according to super string theory, there are at least 10 dimensions in the universe, and M theory actually suggests there are 11 dimensions to space time, and then bosonic string theory suggests 26 dimensions.

[1619] What is bosonic string theory?

[1620] I had never heard that term either, but I was just kind of asking in a strange way.

[1621] Like, do you think that those could be related in any way?

[1622] Dude, when you see that stuff, they're writing down on those yellow legal paths, and those string theorists are going off and they're doing computations, like, you just got to take their word for it.

[1623] You can't even try to rationally understand how the fuck some dude is looking at a notebook and figuring out how many dimensions there are potentially in the universe.

[1624] What?

[1625] The masonic is the original version of string theory.

[1626] Now they're on super string theory or super symmetric string theory.

[1627] You know, there's a pushback about this stuff from people, and I don't know if the people that push back are smart enough to actually be hanging in there with these dudes and their ideas.

[1628] I don't know who's right.

[1629] It's too, it's way, way.

[1630] way over my head I see them talking about this stuff I don't I don't have a fucking clue the stuff that fascinates me I mean that fascinates me for sure but it's so what's the word ethereal it's so it's so misty it doesn't seem like I can grab it but quantum physics like the guys are actually studying things like the guys who are looking at subatomic things that fascinates me like where they can actually like they like things being in a state of movement and then being still you know they've discovered that in subatomic particles it's called the super state there's moving and still at the same time like what?

[1631] What does that mean they don't know but they're observing it they're observing particles blink in and out of existence and so I'm sure there has some mathematical computations to go along with that but the bottom line is they're actually observing this stuff this isn't something that you know they're writing down on notebooks and you can't get it and you know I don't know that language so I don't know what the fuck they're getting at these are these are people observing subatomic particles blinking in and out of existence and they don't know where they're going this is real this is where scientists are going holy shit at the smallest visible matter in earth in the world in the universe the smallest the smallest measurable matter subatomic particles it's magic so when you get to the very bottom you get to the smallest thing that we can currently observe you're looking at things that perform magic they go in and out of existence they're there and they're gone they're still and they're moving they're like a god they're like a crazy magician they're like a psychedelic trip at the the smallest measurable amount of reality the universe behaves like a magic trick That's fucking amazing.

[1632] It's mostly nothing.

[1633] Like an atom is mostly nothing?

[1634] It's probably still there.

[1635] It probably does a trick to the eye of not being able to see it.

[1636] Maybe.

[1637] Could be.

[1638] But I don't think if they're using an eye to measure it.

[1639] They're using some pretty sophisticated equipment.

[1640] Right.

[1641] They're pretty sure that this thing somehow or another disappears and reappears.

[1642] And they don't know how.

[1643] And you might be right.

[1644] They might be able to come up with better and better equipment than 10 years from now.

[1645] They go, oh, that's not what we were saying.

[1646] We were seeing this.

[1647] It's totally possible.

[1648] But they're all saying it right now.

[1649] And if they're right, I mean, this is not like a debated thing.

[1650] Like the fact that subatomic particles blink in and out of existence, I think all those super smart dudes accept that shit.

[1651] That's magic, dude.

[1652] They're going away and coming back.

[1653] Like, where the fuck are they going?

[1654] What's happening in there?

[1655] How's that thing moving and still?

[1656] Well, it just is.

[1657] I mean, what are you looking at?

[1658] Ah!

[1659] Discovery by the large hard -drawn Collider.

[1660] Oh, Jesus.

[1661] Christ.

[1662] Or, I don't know, official discovery, but it's a new theory.

[1663] Large Hadron Collider set to discover fifth dimension and doorway to other universes.

[1664] Jesus Christ!

[1665] This is not good.

[1666] This is a movie.

[1667] They're going to open that fucking doorway, and those grays are going to be waiting on the other side.

[1668] You're going to take your eggs.

[1669] Do you have any eggs?

[1670] If you have eggs, they're going to take you in the middle of the night.

[1671] Speaking of eggs, did you hear that, that, uh, there's one of those places that gets like sperm and eggs and...

[1672] Yeah, they made a person with three people's DNA.

[1673] No. What?

[1674] What's that?

[1675] They combine the DNA of three people and, uh, through in vitro fertilization, made a baby.

[1676] So, like, baby was born.

[1677] So there's a baby born with the DNA of three people.

[1678] Wow.

[1679] Not two people, but three people.

[1680] How did they mix it?

[1681] Like, gargling?

[1682] They just, I don't know.

[1683] They just did.

[1684] We just put it in the bitch's mouth And throw out of the gargle And spit in this cup Don't use that word bitch in this show It's just so rude Rich Hey um Where did that take place That baby was that born in like Russia It's boring When I came up on I just googled it There's an actual FAQ on WebMD about it Oh really?

[1685] What are they saying Baby's definitely gay or no I found out another article It's gonna be a gay gladiator It's gonna be the most handsome It's about the technique is safe Whoa.

[1686] Three -person babies IVF technique safe.

[1687] Okay, if you say so, dude.

[1688] That's awesome.

[1689] I gotta take your word for it.

[1690] I don't know what that means.

[1691] It's safe.

[1692] We don't know.

[1693] I mean, how many people have been born?

[1694] Do we have a real good study group?

[1695] Said 500 eggs from 64 donor women found that the new procedure did not adversely affect embryo development.

[1696] That's what you say now.

[1697] When that baby grows up to read your fucking mind, you got a problem.

[1698] Imagine if they put chips in these kids when they were a little, like kill chips.

[1699] We're just like we don't know how this is going to work.

[1700] out just in case this dude goes on a murderous rampage, we want to be able to have a button that we can press that just shuts him off.

[1701] Because if you have a designer baby, your baby could be like a super athlete, super genius, but we don't know long -term consequences.

[1702] So if you agree to this, we'll put the chip in your baby and we'll give you a kill switch.

[1703] So if your baby goes on a rampage, if it all goes wrong, we'll give a kill switch.

[1704] But the parents of the babies, the super baby, is going to be pissed.

[1705] How come these fucking regular babies don't have a kill switch?

[1706] You think about all the goddamn murderers that have ever existed, all.

[1707] throughout time.

[1708] None of them were super babies.

[1709] So you're blaming my kids.

[1710] You're blaming my super kids for all the shit you regular kids do?

[1711] You want my kid to have a fucking chip that you can kill them?

[1712] Everybody's got to have a chip where you can kill them.

[1713] So we all sign an agreement because we want to keep the people safe from the super babies.

[1714] So everybody signs an agreement that everybody has a chip in the back of their head.

[1715] And we all wear chips.

[1716] Regular babies, super babies, and everybody just say so polite because you're terrified.

[1717] You're terrified that the government is going to come along and kill switch your chip.

[1718] That's the, the, the That's the key to a healthy, happy society.

[1719] Everyone's terrified of getting your kill switch hit.

[1720] That's the future.

[1721] That's what we have to look forward to.

[1722] You're close to how, remember that movie Gattaca with Ethan Hawke and Ouma -Derman?

[1723] Oh, they have a kill switch?

[1724] It wasn't kill -switch, but when you're born, you're either valid or not invalid, I think, is what it was.

[1725] That's true in real life, too.

[1726] The tie of society and invalids do all the rest of the shit work.

[1727] Whoa.

[1728] He, tricks himself to become a valid in someone.

[1729] That's what the movie's all about.

[1730] He tricks his code?

[1731] Yeah, yeah, like he gets a fake fingerprint.

[1732] Fuck hair, fake eyes and all the shit and all the sensors.

[1733] This is the early 90s or late 90s, I feel like.

[1734] If somebody creates a synthetic person, you're telling me the synthetic person is not going to have a kill switch?

[1735] Like, if you don't know, if you don't know what that guy's capable of, like if someone says, well, there is one option.

[1736] Like, what if they try to pass it through Congress?

[1737] Congress is like, fuck you.

[1738] And then someone says, okay, there's a solution.

[1739] what if every synthetic kid is born with a kill switch and then they go okay well it's reasonable it's reasonable and then everybody by 270 we're all born with a kill switch there's no more crime every now and then someone freaks out and they just zap drop them chop them up feed it to the garden I remember that other movie that Justin Timberlake movie where he's got time in time and everyone's 25 and then they all die you watch too many movies motherfucker It's a Timberlake movie.

[1740] It's a future movie.

[1741] I didn't know you made a movie.

[1742] The concept was in a few movies.

[1743] Timberlake did a bunch of movies.

[1744] He was actually a good actor.

[1745] He was in something else, too.

[1746] It's a good actor.

[1747] I like Timberle.

[1748] The movie in time, it was a really cool concept.

[1749] Once you get 25, you stop aging.

[1750] And then your, you're, whatever, a year of life starts going.

[1751] But that's all the currency, too.

[1752] You work for time.

[1753] You can trade time.

[1754] You spend time.

[1755] and then once your time's up you're done but people have thousands and centuries of years built up on their little clock Right so like a Sultan of Brunei Or some super rich dude Could live forever Huh Listen man All this we're talking about When it comes to the future About what could happen Like these silly science fiction movies They're probably pale In comparison to how crazy it's actually going to be Playing VR You'd got to play with Duncan's VR How awesome was Is that on, I mean, was it scary awesome?

[1756] Scary awesome and awesome in a way where you go, well, it's not like right now.

[1757] I knew I had goggles on.

[1758] I knew I was playing a video game where you're on a castle and these little cartoons or bouncing.

[1759] You shoot bows and arrows out of them.

[1760] Have you played that one yet?

[1761] I haven't played it, but I know what you're talking about.

[1762] It's really fun.

[1763] Yeah.

[1764] So part of you is like, whoa, this is so cool.

[1765] But there's another part of you that goes, you know where this is going, right?

[1766] Where this is going, and this is not that far of a time.

[1767] You got to think, when we were watching that phonograph, when's that phonograph from, Jamie?

[1768] The late 1800s.

[1769] Yeah.

[1770] Okay.

[1771] So let's give it 1880.

[1772] Let's say 1880.

[1773] Think about 1880 to 2016.

[1774] That's not very fucking long.

[1775] So we've gone from a phonograph to a fake world in what?

[1776] A couple hundred years.

[1777] Yeah, what a thousand years?

[1778] Exactly.

[1779] We're in it right now.

[1780] It could be.

[1781] Well, it could be.

[1782] That's why this election is happening.

[1783] Yeah.

[1784] That's why this thing is so ridiculous.

[1785] Yeah.

[1786] It could be that it's happening right now.

[1787] The PlayStation just released their virtual reality today or last night, and so now that's going to be, it's for the first time, it's a price point that's going to hit the masses, so you're going to set a lot more people are going to have it.

[1788] So this was a huge day yesterday.

[1789] And there's one of the games that comes with it, I believe, is where you're underwater.

[1790] And it's not really a game.

[1791] You're just hanging out in a shark.

[1792] comes close to you and you get like attacked by a shark but I guess it's so scary that like you're like oh and that's just the Atari 2 ,600 of VR you know what is going to happen and it's going to be insane if it hasn't already I mean we both remember Pong oh yeah I have my Pong yeah right but when it first came out you were amazed you can actually interact with something that's on the TV yeah it was insane that was so good it was so crazy and wasn't that big you're like look little it is.

[1793] We're playing and you stick a cartridge in there.

[1794] Clout -toot -c -d -c -d -cloot -d -c -c -too.

[1795] It was awesome.

[1796] And compare that to this new doom.

[1797] You know?

[1798] I mean, what we're seeing now in just a short amount of time is insane.

[1799] I mean, we've got a giant jump of progress in 200 years.

[1800] So what the fuck is it going to be in less than 200 years, right?

[1801] Do you say 1880s?

[1802] I mean that's what Did you see what BMW was announced I don't know if they just did it yesterday or this week But it's along this VR stuff Oh I did see this the motorcycle Yeah dude that's insane It says you won't get in a wreck and you won't need a helmet What?

[1803] It balances itself dude I don't know about won't get a wreck But you basically can't is what they're trying to say Is it elected?

[1804] How could it not wreck Explain that It doesn't make any sense I think nothing can reckon Something can still wreck into you probably But you can't fall over it That's what it's saying That's what it's saying kind of Maybe you could fall off it Yeah Man, maybe That sounds fun Yeah You're gonna fall off it Because the force That it's gonna need to require To correct you You're gonna look at that Oh my god That's what it looks like Yeah I was trying to find the helmet Tron It is a tron Go to the thing Show us a video bitch These are all from These aren't real These are all like from website Oh my god Wait where you going Stay there open that up Oh my god That's real That's Tron I don't know that it's out yet, but I don't know if it's outside a concept.

[1805] Why does she have visors?

[1806] The visor gives information, including speed and cornering hints to help rider.

[1807] It's got a rearview.

[1808] Like, it's a screen, it's AR, which is what a lot of companies are making a bet on VR or AR augmented reality.

[1809] Right, yeah.

[1810] So this is an AR visor that's going to, your rearview mirror is going to be in that.

[1811] Your speed is going to be in that.

[1812] Updated info on cars probably ahead of you are going to be in that, especially if it's dark.

[1813] Dude, that's the Batman thing, right, in the upper right -hand corner?

[1814] The Dark Night Batman thing?

[1815] How close is that?

[1816] Pretty close.

[1817] I would sue.

[1818] Like, bitch, that's my idea.

[1819] Even trying.

[1820] God damn, that link.

[1821] So it's basically, it looks like the wheels are a little bit wider than a typical motorcycle.

[1822] Is there a different profile view where you could see how wide the tires are?

[1823] Yeah, that's where I. Okay.

[1824] No, not much wider.

[1825] Like a little bit, though, right?

[1826] A little bit wider than a regular motorcycle?

[1827] Yeah, they have a car that goes along with this, I think, is what I was hearing.

[1828] But the car they show seems like it's completely computer.

[1829] We're living in the fucking future.

[1830] Is this real?

[1831] I need to start eating healthy so I can have this and someday Dude, look at this.

[1832] This is insane This girl is on this thing and she's flying around In this space age motorcycle.

[1833] Oh my god And looking at the The view through these goggles that are showing of where everything is Oh my god, this is amazing Dude, we live in awesome times and that's the Navajo navigation system?

[1834] Is that what she's looking at in her goggles?

[1835] Yeah, I hear like that's what it's going to be.

[1836] Oh, man, this is amazing.

[1837] It illuminates the road in front of you.

[1838] Is that what I was supposed to show?

[1839] What was that?

[1840] Acid kicked in.

[1841] What was this called, Chamey?

[1842] I don't know.

[1843] What is the video?

[1844] Next.

[1845] I don't know.

[1846] The future of motorcycling, the BMW motorrad.

[1847] What is the same?

[1848] I'm not on YouTube for this video.

[1849] This is from the Daily Mail website.

[1850] Motorrad Vision Next.

[1851] That's sexy.

[1852] It's pretty dope.

[1853] But, you know, it's still, like, someone could still run a red light.

[1854] You can't say that you're not going to get T -boned.

[1855] Here's what the car looks like.

[1856] They got a car that does the same thing?

[1857] Yeah, but check this shit out, because the way that this, you're going to say this is super fake.

[1858] The way the shell moves and stuff is so strange looking.

[1859] Oh, my God, this is crazy.

[1860] You sit inside of it.

[1861] You press a butt.

[1862] button and a steering wheel pops out of the dashboard oh what is this real no no this is a real tires yeah this is pretty cg i this is like a cdi this is what they're saying they are making and whether or not they're going to actually get there oh my god this is dope so it shows you where debris is on the road ahead and like highlights it do you look there's a it says there's a biker right there yeah i see it how does it see that though it saw it before i don't know It's using different kinds of technology, probably like radar and pulses and stuff.

[1863] It's using Big Brother, bro.

[1864] They're going to know where you live, bro.

[1865] What about the handle?

[1866] I want an actual steering wheel, bitch.

[1867] Don't give me this stupid joystick.

[1868] You're not going to need to drive it because it's going to be self -driving, so.

[1869] Is it really self -driving 100 % here?

[1870] God, do you trust that?

[1871] I do not trust that.

[1872] No. And I haven't done the Tesla thing yet, but that seems...

[1873] Some people don't even change their oil.

[1874] You know?

[1875] You think they're going to have this thing maintained properly?

[1876] Right?

[1877] I mean, how many people are out there?

[1878] You get stuck in a line of traffic and someone in front of you.

[1879] It's just blowing pollution out of the back of their pipe and you cough in and they just have a fucked up exhaust system or something.

[1880] Did you see the self -driving car that ran over its own, like one of its own engineers?

[1881] Like he was trying to make it, trying to show like how the car detects people walking.

[1882] Oh, no. And it will slam on the brakes.

[1883] And so I think it's Volkswagen or something.

[1884] and the guy just goes, now watch, the car will stop, and it just runs him over.

[1885] Oh, no, really?

[1886] Yeah.

[1887] Oh, poor bastard.

[1888] Yeah, I don't think he got hurt too bad, like, but it didn't stop.

[1889] Well, they'll probably get it down eventually, but you want to be, like, super sure.

[1890] Here it is.

[1891] No, please don't tell me that this is going to happen.

[1892] Watch.

[1893] Oh, no. Oh, no. Oh, my God.

[1894] Oh, my God.

[1895] And they did that for a demonstration.

[1896] The guy had a suit on, his hands in his pocket.

[1897] That was the, one of the engine, yeah.

[1898] How about just put a cardboard cut out?

[1899] Right.

[1900] Okay?

[1901] What are we playing games here, folks?

[1902] A real doll.

[1903] Yeah, exactly.

[1904] You don't need to do that.

[1905] What the crash test dummies?

[1906] Those guys just disappeared.

[1907] Exactly.

[1908] Why don't they have crash test dummies?

[1909] Just stand there.

[1910] Fucking idiots.

[1911] Don't stand there yourself.

[1912] Don't you have a life?

[1913] Get hit by a car, bro.

[1914] That guy's probably broken.

[1915] Probably every part of his body's broken.

[1916] Yeah.

[1917] I mean, if you're not, if you don't think that you're going to get bumped by that car like that, You could easily have a broken hip, broken legs.

[1918] Fuck that, dude.

[1919] I'm very passionate about this.

[1920] We're losing our autonomous nature.

[1921] We're going to eventually, we're going to be controlled by everything that we have in our life.

[1922] You're not going to have any freedom, any freedom to move around.

[1923] You're going to get in your car.

[1924] It's going to take you on a path to work.

[1925] You're going to punch in the data.

[1926] You'll be allowed to have your own car, but nobody can.

[1927] could drive anymore.

[1928] Well, once we stopped letting people drive their own car, I mean, it was just, first of all, road rage death stopped.

[1929] That's one thing.

[1930] And it was worth it alone to lose that freedom.

[1931] You know why you road rage, right?

[1932] Do you know why you road rage?

[1933] You road rage because you're scared.

[1934] When you get in a car and you're going fast, your senses are heightened.

[1935] You know your senses are heightened.

[1936] Everything is dangerous.

[1937] You don't feel it because you feel like, oh, I'm just chilling, going on the road.

[1938] But you're super aware that you're going fast.

[1939] you're super aware there's people around you they're also in these metal boxes you got to trust these idiots to stay in your lane you're already on level eight so when someone gets in front of you even if it's like nothing that's why people don't get road rage when they're walking like if you're walking on the mall and it's kind of a lot of people and someone gets in front of you you don't give a fuck you don't give a fuck at all do you ever give a fuck if somebody walks past you and gets in front of you at the mall they're just walking down the hallway no one gives a shit right but there's something about being in the car that your senses are super heightened up because you're worried about the consequences of someone crashed into you.

[1940] So you're like, what the fuck, dude?

[1941] Fuck you!

[1942] And that's where all that shit comes from.

[1943] And then you pull over, bitch, pull over, bitch.

[1944] I got a gun.

[1945] That's where all that shit comes.

[1946] You think your life's on the line when it's really a minor fender bender or a minor traffic infraction or a minor rudeness where someone cut you off where they didn't have to.

[1947] Maybe they could have waited a little bit and got behind you.

[1948] That makes sense.

[1949] That just happened to me, but when I left the other night after the fight companion, it was like 2 o 'clock in the morning.

[1950] I was almost home in Hollywood.

[1951] Some cars were in front of a bar.

[1952] There was a little, you couldn't, some cars were blocking the two lanes of road, so everyone was merging over.

[1953] I merged over.

[1954] The guy behind me, apparently thought I cut him off.

[1955] So he started getting up on my ass.

[1956] I could tell, like, the guy behind me is pissed.

[1957] I was getting that vibe.

[1958] So I started slowing down to just, like, let him go past me, let him, if he's in a hurry, go for it.

[1959] He just pulls up next to me and stops and starts, like, fucking cussing me out, middle finger, all this and that.

[1960] And I was just, thumbs up, man. Like, I don't, I'm not in a hurry.

[1961] I don't know where you're going on.

[1962] I don't know why you're mad.

[1963] But I started thinking, like, oh, shit, he's going to follow me around the corner.

[1964] And it's going to have to get serious.

[1965] But he just went away.

[1966] Some people are just nuts.

[1967] And some people are angry at everything, right?

[1968] They're angry at their wife.

[1969] They're angry at their job.

[1970] They're angry at their friend.

[1971] They're angry at their fucking neighborhood softball league that won't let them pitch.

[1972] You know, people are nuts.

[1973] You run into someone.

[1974] That's why, like, getting in, like, those kind of experience.

[1975] changes like over nothing over cars getting in front of you i just date this chick she was hilarious she was very smart like super smart but she also would do occasionally she would do dumb reckless shit and one thing she would do if someone cut her off she'd like fuck you and she would gr and she'd get in front of the car and cut them off it was totally contrary to her regular personality her regular personality was like super fun loving and she was real always smiling but there was something in her head about like someone cutting her off she was like fuck that and she would get in front of him and you know she cut this dude off and she had a convertible too a little white convertible BMWs like what are you doing like what are you doing like you can't you can't just go around doing that like you've gotten lucky if you do that someone's going to do something terrible to you like you know like this is a part of like the news road rage murders there was at one point in time LA had a streak of them where it became trendy and there was people were just shooting each other on the freeway during traffic Like that scene from L .A. story They made fun of it where he just has a gun And they all have guns That's what it was based on When I was a kid and I had heard And we would hear the news about road raid deaths They were always in California And there was people just shooting people Like fucking crazy in California You just got to be careful You can't cut off the wrong person You can't, like You could fuck up in those situations and you accidentally get killed like you accidentally like people kill people in road rage incidents all the time and I bet the guy who kills the other guy probably regrets it for the rest of his life 99 .9 % of the time but you just run it a wrong person at the wrong time and you stand your ground they stand their ground and next thing you know there's violence unnecessary stupid there's senseless violence there's too many gangsters in LA especially like people that have way too much money and gang violence.

[1976] And so you don't even know who you're fucking with, like, a prince that is a billionaire and he'll just, like, kill you and just be like, fuck it, I'll just go, you know.

[1977] Go back to whatever.

[1978] L .A. has most road rage related incidents in the U .S. study finds.

[1979] Wow.

[1980] Of course.

[1981] I'm not surprised.

[1982] What's the numbers, though?

[1983] It's a strange study.

[1984] An auto insurance center analyzed 65 ,000 posts on Instagram using hashtag road rage.

[1985] That's ridiculous.

[1986] This is the laziest fucking reporting ever.

[1987] Well, our detailed analysis of the situation by going to hashtag road rage.

[1988] I wrote this article five minutes before I posted it, and fucking California is a lot.

[1989] You know what that means?

[1990] People just bitch in California.

[1991] Oh my God, fucking road rage.

[1992] It does say there's more than 1 ,500 people have been killed or injured in road rage incidents in the U .S. over the last five years.

[1993] But what about California?

[1994] It doesn't say that.

[1995] It's got to be like California, road rage statistics for 2016.

[1996] I mean, we have police.

[1997] Chase is multiple times a day.

[1998] I mean, I'm watching them nonstop all day.

[1999] They're the greatest.

[2000] Don't you think that what's going on with us, though, is that it's just so overpopulated.

[2001] There's a real frustration that people have, and that's also a part of the road rage, it's like if you try to drive to Orange County at 4 o 'clock in the afternoon, if you're leaving downtown L .A., and you're trying to make it down to, like, Redondo Beach, good luck.

[2002] How many hours is that going to take at 4?

[2003] If you leave at 4 .30, oh, you fucked up, dude.

[2004] What time did you leave?

[2005] I left at 502.

[2006] No!

[2007] How long did you take you to get home?

[2008] Three hours.

[2009] I got three hours in the car.

[2010] That's normal.

[2011] That happens.

[2012] That can happen, dude.

[2013] You want to go to Newport Beach?

[2014] You want to live in Newport Beach but work in downtown L .A. There's too many of us.

[2015] I had to go to, what was it, Culver City, wherever Sonny Studios is and all that's at Culver City.

[2016] I had to go there the other day at like two in the afternoon.

[2017] Now, on paper, it's like seven miles from my house or something like that.

[2018] It took me an hour and 20 minutes to get there the other day.

[2019] And it's literally like seven to ten hours from my house or seven to ten miles from my house.

[2020] Yeah, you could almost walk there as quick.

[2021] Yeah.

[2022] Yeah, I mean, if you walked, how many miles an hour do you walk?

[2023] Five?

[2024] I think if I were on a bicycle, I could have got it half the time, I bet.

[2025] Yeah, for sure.

[2026] A bike, for sure.

[2027] If you didn't get killed by someone with road rage, that's in a fucking, fuck you with some other guy.

[2028] Fuck you.

[2029] Cutting each other off and you just get clipped.

[2030] Plink, you go flying through the air.

[2031] People are angry.

[2032] There's too many of us.

[2033] But meanwhile, you get in a plane, you fly over the country.

[2034] You're like, look at a little of space.

[2035] Why are we all huddled up?

[2036] Why are we fucking huddled up so much?

[2037] Because the ocean, we need to figure out a way to get the fucking salt out of the ocean in big pipes, pump it to the middle where everything's dry, and let's fix this.

[2038] We do have a lot of desalinization plants if you look it up.

[2039] Yeah, it's a super expensive and slow.

[2040] They're not that efficient.

[2041] It's a very difficult process.

[2042] It's very expensive.

[2043] It's not worth it.

[2044] You know, and even not worth it with water, as Jesse Ventura was saying on before, water being more expensive than oil.

[2045] It's still not worth it to take salt out of the water.

[2046] That's how hard the process is.

[2047] It's kind of ironic.

[2048] It's right next to the water.

[2049] We've got to water.

[2050] problem.

[2051] It was fucking hilarious.

[2052] Really, stop and think about it.

[2053] But the, like, when you're flying over and you look down at, like, some of the, like, big dry spots on the way to Vegas, like, Jesus.

[2054] Can't you boil the water out, right?

[2055] No. Kind of?

[2056] Go ahead, try it.

[2057] No, no. What am I thinking?

[2058] Not boil.

[2059] Well, you can boil spring water or pond water or lake water, and you kill most of the shit that's in there.

[2060] There's some shit that can survive that, though.

[2061] They have all these water filters that people take when they're like hardcore backpackers.

[2062] You could shed in it and drink it.

[2063] Well, I was talking about this recently.

[2064] I got really into like these hardcore backpackers because I was listening to this one podcast where they were talking about the Appalachia Trail.

[2065] Have you ever heard of that?

[2066] Appalachia Trail is a trail that goes from Georgia all the way to Maine and they walk it.

[2067] It takes five months.

[2068] That's crazy.

[2069] Yeah.

[2070] And they wear the same clothes the entire time.

[2071] They live off their backpack.

[2072] I mean, I was listening to you guys talk about it.

[2073] I'm like, that is nuts, man. that has a nutty way to live like that's a crazy accomplishment I mean people think they're badass by doing a marathon dude around 26 miles took me four hours but I've perseverance now these people are walking to Maine and it's one of those things once you start something like that like you're kind of committed to it you're kind of committed to the stupid thing it's going to take five months friend just did not the whole thing but he was just there for a part of it for five days like last weekend I think he was a Marine but they just went in camp and he just put up Facebook message It's like, I'm in a hammock, but it's 37 degrees.

[2074] It's raining, and we're fucked, but...

[2075] Well, the point was, they don't know where they're getting their water from.

[2076] So a lot of them bring filters, and they have these things that they hang.

[2077] There's a bunch of different kinds of filters.

[2078] Some of them actually are straws, and you can take it, and you actually dip into a pond and suck it through this straw, and you can drink it.

[2079] And then they have other ones where there are gravity filters, and they have these, like, buckets and all this shit if it gets filtered out of the water, and then it comes down and it comes out clear.

[2080] It's really interesting, man, because these people are using, like, the best state -of -the -art survival technology, like that kind of shit, and just drinking out of ponds and stuff.

[2081] Yeah.

[2082] Yeah, I saw the P one where the, like, the CEO goes, no, watch, this is urine, and it makes it and drinks it.

[2083] Yeah, but you can drink piss.

[2084] Piss doesn't even taste that bad.

[2085] I know.

[2086] It's nothing.

[2087] I drank my own piss a bunch of times.

[2088] There's a video of you drinking piss on the internet.

[2089] Yeah, of me and this.

[2090] dude no name yeah because someone had told me that drinking your own piss was like really good it had vitamins and minerals in it wasn't it stuff that came out of your body yeah the fighter guy um this is about a bunch of them bunch of people leota machita did it he was like kind of famous for drinking your own piss and so i well what the fuck is this about and i drank it a couple of times and uh i was thinking after i drank it i can't believe i just drank my piss like what the fuck is wrong with me yeah yeah me and that dude So, we both just whipped it out and peed in a cup, and then we drank it out here.

[2091] That's the dude, incidentally, that's no name.

[2092] That's the dude who introduced me to Neutropics, believe it or not.

[2093] How ironic and appropriate.

[2094] We're about to do something really stupid.

[2095] That's because we're peed in here.

[2096] It's just like peat.

[2097] It's because we peed in here.

[2098] We clicked it.

[2099] I just downed it.

[2100] But you know what, man?

[2101] I've been working on Fear Factor for so long And he couldn't do it, man He was hurling He throws out No big deal No big deal Yeah Yeah Old school Old school I don't know what my point was About drinking piss Oh it's not that big a deal It's all in your head It's like eating roaches Same thing It's all in your head Like, there's a lot of bugs that we serve people on Fear Factor.

[2102] They didn't taste bad at all.

[2103] They barely taste like anything.

[2104] Like spiders, a bunch of spiders we ate.

[2105] You know, spiders are, they're cousins of crabs, lobsters and shit, you know?

[2106] Oysters.

[2107] They don't taste bad.

[2108] Oysters are, is amazing that we eat oysters, like, just pulling them out of the ocean.

[2109] You can just open them up and just, like, suck down this, like, slimy vagina.

[2110] It is kind of like that.

[2111] You know, they've, what?

[2112] Sorry, I was just, do you know how lobster switched from being, like, like, I don't want to say, poor people's food, but I thought that's what it was.

[2113] It was, yeah.

[2114] How did they make the change?

[2115] Well, it all happened when lobsters used to be like a bar food.

[2116] They used to go to the East River in the turn of the century.

[2117] I think it was like in the 1800s, the early 1900s, and they would cast out for lobsters and catch them and feed them to people that were, like, hungry at bars.

[2118] And it was thought to be, like, garbage food.

[2119] Somewhere along the line, probably the supply dwindled because they overfished them.

[2120] who knows I don't know I was reading this thing about diamonds the other day and how they managed to keep diamonds super valuable when they're not really rare anymore it was fascinating that they recognized it coming and that diamond production up until the time they discovered these mines in South Africa I think it was diamond production was very small it was a few pounds a year and then all of a sudden they just hit the mother load they just found so many diamonds they realized oh my god diamonds are just weird like they're not valuable so they've formed this giant group, the De Beers group, and they said, well, just hoard all these fucking diamonds, control all the diamond mining, and we decide that they're still valuable.

[2121] So, because they don't release them, but they keep mining them.

[2122] And so they have way more diamonds than they sell.

[2123] Like the amount of diamonds, the diamonds they sell, and then diamonds are worth a fuckload of money.

[2124] So they're rare, but they sell them all the time.

[2125] But they sell them as if they're rare, but they couldn't be rare.

[2126] If they were that rare, you wouldn't be selling so many of them.

[2127] Like, how many do you have?

[2128] They essentially have an unlimited supply of diamonds.

[2129] But they're making it out like, diamonds are so rare.

[2130] It's so rare that we found this diamond.

[2131] Like, bitch, you got a lot of them.

[2132] You got warehouses full of them.

[2133] It's kind of like the sunglasses and glasses industry are all owned.

[2134] Like, all the known like Raybans, Oakley's, they're all owned by one company.

[2135] So they, so like glasses shouldn't be that expensive or sunglasses shouldn't be that expensive.

[2136] There's a lot of sunglasses companies, dude.

[2137] And they are all owned by the same company.

[2138] If you look it up, there's a company.

[2139] Well, why don't you Google it?

[2140] How many different, this got to be competitors.

[2141] I watch the same thing you watch.

[2142] It was on a TV.

[2143] you share the guy like they did a whole big breakdown big video of the whole thing I'll look it up but uh and what's weird is that like companies held out like Oakley was like no you know we're not going to you know we're gonna or I forget that what happened it's like the store was like no we don't want to carry this brand because they won't they're not a part of our company and then uh then they just ended up buying Oakley and then raising the price like Raybans used to be cheap glasses and then when they bought Rayban they pumped it up to like now you can't buy a raven at like 200 bucks you know for yeah and what do they used to be they used to be just like the cheap glasses you know like like like a 10 dollar glass or something like that turns out a single company control several of the outlets where you buy eyeglasses okay so they control the outlets but they own the companies yes and they own the company so they also own lincrafters they also own sunglass hut or any of the sunglasses stores they own everything that's pretty slick right because how many people buy sunglasses from like those sunglasses huts That's where a lot of people buy them, right?

[2144] A statement to snopes .com The company set its sales account for only 10 % of the frames sold worldwide.

[2145] Snopes .com did, however, conclude that regardless of the actual figure, much of Adams Ruins Everything's assessment of Luxottica's market dominance was accurate.

[2146] Okay, that's that Adam Ruins Everything's show.

[2147] It's an interesting fucking show.

[2148] I love that guy.

[2149] Yeah, it's an interesting show.

[2150] It's some of the stuff that he gets on is really.

[2151] really it's a well -measured take that some people disagree with but um there was one that Stephen Crowder just was mocking one and he had some really good points car dealership is one of my favorite episodes I had no idea about car dealerships it was about illegal immigration and he was talking about how the fence wouldn't help and the fence wouldn't help because only I think it was like a certain percentage of the people that got into the country came into the country by foot it was something like only like 60, 60 % came in by foot so the idea was like wait a minute how see if you could find it this is interesting statistics because it means a lot of people came in by foot like yeah fence would definitely stop that like it wouldn't stop everything but by the own the definition the own show explored, it would stop a large number of people.

[2152] You see it?

[2153] But it'd probably just change people.

[2154] On the video, but I'm trying to find the numbers.

[2155] Okay.

[2156] So that's 60%.

[2157] I don't know what the numbers are.

[2158] But if you go to Louder with Crowder's website, it explains it in the, not just in the video, but in the actual description of the video, it has the numbers.

[2159] So yeah, wouldn't that 60 % though, like if there was a wall, just fly?

[2160] Well, I guess we have to fly now.

[2161] It's not that easy to fly, though.

[2162] It's super hard to fly.

[2163] The idea is that it's really easy to walk across.

[2164] That's the, idea that offense would help.

[2165] But here's something even weirder.

[2166] Pete Dominic, you know, Pete Dominic from the stand -up with Pete Dominic, I think, radio show on Sirius.

[2167] I think that's what his show is called.

[2168] Forgive me if I'm wrong.

[2169] He was saying that the actual amount of Mexicans that immigrate to the United States, like the net amount, you know, they go back and forth, who goes here, who's there.

[2170] It's zero.

[2171] It's like it's even.

[2172] Like the same amount go over there as come over here.

[2173] Yeah, but how do they know?

[2174] know that yeah and plus are all those people just killed like our people that go down there just murdered yeah I don't think so depends on where they're going right what do you got there Jamie he doesn't have anything I'm he just has a three paragraphs of like his opinion of what the video is talking about does it have anything with numbers has one no numbers at all no okay well he he explains it in the if you like play the beginning of the clip it explains it in the clip it gets to it pretty quickly it's kind of interesting why don't you just play it it's kind of interesting because it gets to the weird numbers of it pretty quick can we play it's only Brian and I can hear it sorry fuckers I'll reenact what he says okay what'd you do go to the beginning please okay okay 40 % came here on planes okay you can kill it that's all I wanted to hear So that's 27 to 40 % of the people came here on planes.

[2175] That means that between 60 and 73 % came here walking.

[2176] Like, how would you say that a fence is not going to stop that?

[2177] Or in a car.

[2178] Yes.

[2179] Which even if we had a wall, Mexicans are still allowed to come to the United States to go on vacation, aren't they?

[2180] Sure, yeah.

[2181] And that's all they're going to do.

[2182] It's like...

[2183] They have one shot, especially if...

[2184] I don't know how it works.

[2185] Like how you can get a visa or how you don't get a visa to visit.

[2186] Some countries are harder.

[2187] Some countries are harder, but Mexico to the United States ain't that hard.

[2188] But going to, like, Philippines, like, I tried to, remember when I tried to rescue a Philippine woman, but she was killed by that tsunami?

[2189] Yeah.

[2190] Like, I tried to get her visa, and it was like, oh, no, you have to wait in line.

[2191] You have to, like, six months.

[2192] You won't get approved.

[2193] Yeah.

[2194] Because they know they're not coming back to the Philippines.

[2195] That's a lot of people from a lot of parts of the world.

[2196] If you're in a really, really super poor part of the world, then you get a shot at trying to just, eke it out here in the United States you're like fuck it I'll take a chance yeah you can establish a life over here over long periods of time man yeah I guess you could just come over and visit pretty easy I mean there's a road there they have to find a reason why you can't come over and visit so video I saw recently people climbing the fence and then they kind of stop because they notice they're caught on camera so they run and climb back over whoa they got backpacks on they look over at the camera The guy got a cell phone near his year?

[2197] Yeah.

[2198] It's assumed they're drug runners, but I don't know that that's necessarily true.

[2199] Because they have those backpacks.

[2200] So they climbed back over again?

[2201] It's that easy?

[2202] I'll skip ahead.

[2203] Holy shit.

[2204] Border Patrol.

[2205] So Border Patrol sees them.

[2206] Wow.

[2207] So they're in the United States right now.

[2208] They got walkie -talkies, dude.

[2209] Oh, they see that don't.

[2210] No grab in.

[2211] No grab in.

[2212] Yeah, they're talking.

[2213] And then they're covering their face.

[2214] Wow.

[2215] Wow.

[2216] It's so easy to climb their wall.

[2217] Yeah, why is it so easy?

[2218] It's a clock showing you how fast it takes it to 10 seconds they're over.

[2219] Holy shit.

[2220] Those dudes are like, they're like little acrobats.

[2221] To be able to have that kind of hand strength to pin down those things and climb it like that, that's pretty fucking impressive.

[2222] So they're just holding on to those things, right?

[2223] Wow.

[2224] That's interesting.

[2225] Is that the newscaster catching them?

[2226] him look at that pretty god oh she's she's very angry they're on the wrong side of the dirt wow yeah imagine if you're on the wrong side of the dirt you're looking at all those nice people hanging around corpus christi partying it up you're down here dodging bullets going fucking bullfights and shit it's fucking weird that we just decide that people are born in a wrong patch of dirt drives me crazy especially with mexicans i just love all my mexican friends and everything like that and the fact that like you know like trump just pisses me off when it comes to that he's a strange man this thing's very strange i just have the crazy feeling that this is like the last gasps of this silly system it's going to take a few more election cycles before it completely implodes some some disastrous occurrence has to take place for someone comes up with an alternative method that people embrace there's got to be something like it's not it's just not going to keep going like this.

[2227] It can't.

[2228] You know, this is why we're down to these two.

[2229] Nobody wants that gig.

[2230] It's going to be how long until it's a computer program?

[2231] It's probably not the worst idea.

[2232] 20 years.

[2233] Yeah, you have a series that just is common sense.

[2234] It looks up facts and figures and it tells you what the best answer is that situation.

[2235] Well, not only that, maybe instead of you just sitting down and making one impulsive choice as to who's going to be the leader of the free world, maybe if you want to participate in choosing the next leader, you have to interface with a system and it has to talk to you about your wants and your needs and desires.

[2236] And they try to find a solution that's mutually compatible with ethics and the desires of all the people that are attached to the system.

[2237] So they run the desires of all the people that are attached to the system through some sort of ethics program where they try to think about what's important and what's not important and where people are just being bitches and where people are being lazy and where people are being too controlling and where and just figure out figure out a way that you can concoct a system of government where nobody's profiting from being in charge and as soon as people say they won't do that because there's just too many people that profit from being in charge in gigantic ways so it's too valuable to be in charge it's not something you get off on doing just because you did a great job it's something you get off on doing because you used it in a personal way way to enrich your own bank account you've figured out a way to use these weird laws that you set up to suck a bunch of money out of the system that's what we're getting over and over and over again that's just all that's that's that's that's the reason why they're doing it in the first place nobody else wants that gig you have to be like a crazy person with an uh an amazing view of yourself or you just got to grab him by the pussy grab him by the pussy imagine if he wins imagine if we have a president that talks about grabbing chicks by the pussy.

[2238] I'm just so sick of him.

[2239] It's funny, though.

[2240] It's kind of, if this is a simulation, man, they're ending it good.

[2241] It's coming down nice.

[2242] I would have love to see somebody.

[2243] I'd rather have Kanye than Trump.

[2244] Yeah, he's going to win next year.

[2245] He's going to be Jesse Ventura versus Kanye.

[2246] They might team up together.

[2247] If Kanye's smart, he'll make Jesse his running mate.

[2248] Because Jesse likes to spend a lot of time in Mexico.

[2249] Makes some sort of a joint agreement where President Kanye takes care of the heavy lifting and then vice president ventura he just wears his fanny pack and hangs around in me case he needs me I'll call him on the phone because he doesn't have a cell phone we should try to get somebody elected like one of our friends like Joey Diaz or something like next that's not going to work but it's it's almost coming down to that I mean the reason why Kanye West really could be president is because it is kind of almost coming down to a popularity contest so it's almost coming down to it doesn't necessarily have to be the person who could do the job best it's the person who the people love the most who they can convince themselves can do a good enough job or who the person can convince them that they'll do a good enough job it's not necessarily the best person for the job a popular person like if a guy like conier west and conier and drake ran together for the children it might be they might win man if conier and j z ran What if Nas runs for president?

[2250] Nas and Jay -Z, it's a joint ticket.

[2251] Hey, man, I might fucking vote for them.

[2252] I might do that too.

[2253] Nas is a smart dude.

[2254] Jay -Z is a smart dude.

[2255] Maybe they would come up with something that makes sense.

[2256] But then Jay -Z did have that streaming music service and that wasn't a really good idea, was it?

[2257] He still does, doesn't he?

[2258] Still do that?

[2259] People buy that stuff?

[2260] No. Did not work?

[2261] Didn't work?

[2262] I think they're trying to figure out how to get it bought by somebody else.

[2263] Probably, right?

[2264] Yeah.

[2265] I mean, he's just trying to make a buck.

[2266] Got to take a chance.

[2267] But anyway, in the end of the day, there's a lot of fucking smart people that are super popular, is my point.

[2268] If you can get really, really popular, like George Clooney.

[2269] You tell me if George Clooney didn't run for president, he couldn't win?

[2270] George Clooney can be the president of this fucking country without a doubt.

[2271] Ronald Reagan, the perfect example.

[2272] Even Alec Baldwin now, the door is open to Alec Baldwin, okay?

[2273] Because after all that grabbed the pussy stuff, all that crazy shit that Alec Baldwin did, screaming to people, calling them faggots and shit.

[2274] No one's going to remember that anymore.

[2275] The daughter stuff was too.

[2276] Yeah, the daughter.

[2277] That was terrible.

[2278] But you know what?

[2279] He could say he was drunk.

[2280] He apologized.

[2281] They have a great relationship now.

[2282] People forgive you.

[2283] You don't have to be perfect.

[2284] I think if we look for a person who's perfect to be president, we're not going to have a president because there are no perfect people.

[2285] But everybody's been lying.

[2286] So we have to readjust our curve.

[2287] Our curve's all fucked up because we've been dealing with a bunch of politicians have been pretending to be someone who are they not.

[2288] They've been lying about everything they do.

[2289] They've been lying about who's paying them to do this and who they're supporting, where the money's coming from and why they do it.

[2290] and unspoken arrangements that they have with certain people that pay them large sums of money, they don't even have to say, I want you to do this.

[2291] It's understood that you're going to do things to support their interests because they've paid a shitload of money to help you out and to pay you to come do these fucking speeches of these ridiculous places.

[2292] Nobody wants to see a fucking Bill Clinton speech.

[2293] Who's paying?

[2294] Who's paying for that?

[2295] Who's excited about that?

[2296] Who's going to pay enough money to justify a $250 ,000 Hillary Clinton speech?

[2297] who's paying that who's paying that a crazy person you have to be like dude this is going to be the shit we have we have tickets to kiss we're going to see kiss they have a reunion tour I know it's not the real ace freely and it's not the real peter Chris but the fucking show is awesome dude it's amazing and then right after that to top it off Hillary Clinton is going to speak now that's not something I mean she can be a very effective politician but to pay someone that much money to speak like you're just making it obvious you're not that's not what a normal super famous person gets they don't get 250 ,000 dollars to speak at a luncheon some comedians not that much close but you sell out madison square garden you know there's a difference like that's ticket sales like if bill burr sells out madison square garden he's going to get a giant chunk of money i don't know what that number is but it's probably a giant chunk of money right i'm sure we could ask dain cook dang cook sold out madison square garden four times Okay, that's a giant chunk of money he must have made.

[2298] But he made it because people paid money to see him.

[2299] Like they wanted to see him entertain them.

[2300] Are the bankers really doing that?

[2301] Are they fucking psyched?

[2302] They have lighters up while she's talking like, fuck yeah, talk about deregulation.

[2303] Woo!

[2304] Fuck yeah, Hillary!

[2305] She's up there with a bite suit on, like a German Shepherd's going to jump out of the back of a patty wagon and bite her legs and try to take her down.

[2306] She's wearing that boxy bite suit.

[2307] The fuck out of here.

[2308] It's the whole thing's ridiculous So it's so obvious These people are just They're just running this thing The way they've always been running this thing We're just getting to see it now We're getting to see it like really super clear We're real weird Real weird to watch them scramble And readjust and change and shift and move But if you want to be successful In the world That those people run in You've got to be one of those people like that's why Bernie Sanders is is shunned because Bernie Sanders whether you agree with his politics or you disagree with his politics and I agree with a lot of things he says he's an outsider they don't want that guy that guy's not going to play ball that guy's going to talk to people he's going to be reasonable he might be you know anti -capitalist to a certain extent to some people but ultimately what he does represent is some thing that's different than the way things are running now.

[2309] And they're not having that.

[2310] Fuck that.

[2311] But he got closer than anybody like him has ever gotten ever.

[2312] So I think four more years of chaos, whoever the fuck gets in, you might want to go to Canada for a little bit.

[2313] Just hang out.

[2314] Just go to Vancouver and...

[2315] Yeah.

[2316] Who knows what the fuck's going to happen, man?

[2317] I mean, people are up in arms.

[2318] I've been watching exclusively Fox News.

[2319] because those are the people that think the least like me so I've been exclusively watching and occasionally I agree with them on many things but those are the people that I agree with the least so it is fascinating watching them first of all the Trump debate I thought he's oh and two I thought Hillary whooped him in the first one and I thought she clearly outboxed him and outmoved him in the second one he did land a devastating blow that you'd be in jail because you'd be in jail, that was devastating.

[2320] That was like a total two -point round.

[2321] You know, that was a 10 -8 round for sure.

[2322] He dropped her, she got rocked, referee saved her.

[2323] She's saved by the bell there.

[2324] But other than that, I think she won.

[2325] I think she's just better at that.

[2326] She's got better economy of words, unlike me, rambling.

[2327] She's got, she says her sentences more concisely.

[2328] She's more measured in her approach.

[2329] She's more disciplined in her preparation.

[2330] to say that she didn't win is it's not fair it's not true so I'm watching these people just lie well obviously Donald Trump was the winner of that debate I think oh there can be no doubt there could be no doubt are you really serious is that what you guys are arguing it blows my fucking mind though like how are you watching the same thing as me and everyone like the person that was in the room with me agreed with me you know like how if you were in the room would we be both sitting there like fighting there's there's terms that he used uses that you should only use very, very sparingly because they indicate that you're scrambling.

[2331] And one of those is, and I'm going to be honest with you, and I'll be honest with you.

[2332] This is a shame.

[2333] I find this to be a shame.

[2334] Like, that to me says he's in the movement, he's in the moment, but he's freeballing a little bit.

[2335] He's freeballing.

[2336] She's not doing that.

[2337] She's saying the America that we see in front of us is not perfect, but it is the best that we can find in the world today.

[2338] And I'm proud to be an American.

[2339] And she says this stuff with the right inflection and whether or not that's, I know, this is a minute thing, she's a fucking crook and she's not going to ruin this country.

[2340] I understand that.

[2341] But that's not what a debate is, okay?

[2342] What a debate is is some sort of a contest of words.

[2343] It's a battle of words.

[2344] It's a battle of ideas.

[2345] It's a battle of concepts.

[2346] It's a battle of words.

[2347] And personalities, importantly.

[2348] He did everything wrong in that respect.

[2349] He's looming over her and it wasn't effective.

[2350] you know she she didn't take the bait she didn't engage she laughed and smiled when he said ridiculous shit even when he said you'd be in jail she walked off and just stood there as if nothing happened like she had she had a great reaction to him so it's it's not whether or not she'd be a better president but if you want to judge a debate like a game of tick -tac -toe or checkers or you know or or you're some sort of a thing that you're scoring you're scoring this thing.

[2351] I mean, the people, it's like a team.

[2352] You watch it online.

[2353] 67 % think Mrs. Secretary of State Clinton won the debate.

[2354] Now, the Trump supporters feel differently.

[2355] And then you go to these people and they're like, I felt he was strong.

[2356] I felt like what he said in that one thing, you go to jail, that really rang with me. They really made sense of me. And you see all these people that they've chosen that are kind of interesting or controversial or stupid or that one guy with a crazy sweater.

[2357] They had that poor bastard.

[2358] They had some poor bastard with a giant red sweater.

[2359] And he stood out there and he said his name.

[2360] And so his name became like a meme.

[2361] That sweater became a meme.

[2362] That sweater sold out everywhere all over the world, like instantly.

[2363] People are going to be that guy for Halloween now.

[2364] He's everywhere.

[2365] He's everywhere.

[2366] He's everywhere.

[2367] He's selling shirts.

[2368] Good for him.

[2369] Good for him.

[2370] 50 ,000 followers.

[2371] But that's, see, it's a fucking, it's a game and it's an entertaining show.

[2372] That's what these debates are.

[2373] and it's a giant hustle.

[2374] And this is, I'm not saying this in a conspiracy theory sort of a way, because I think we're hustling ourselves.

[2375] We want this hustle.

[2376] This is a hustle we all want to see.

[2377] We all want to pretend that he's going to fix it, or we all want to pretend that she's going to be amazing.

[2378] We all want to pretend.

[2379] It's a weird, weird show.

[2380] It's a weird show, and we're watching these people improvise right in front of us.

[2381] Alex Jones's response to it was very upsetting to me. It was wonderful.

[2382] Alex Jones, literally, literally she's a demon for me. hell.

[2383] Literally, we've seen flies land on her head.

[2384] Ladies and gentlemen, we've seen flies.

[2385] I've talked to people who are on the scene.

[2386] He's fucking beat red.

[2387] He's crying.

[2388] Purple red face.

[2389] There's demons.

[2390] Demons are real.

[2391] He was crying.

[2392] It's wonderful.

[2393] I love that guy.

[2394] He's the best.

[2395] I agree.

[2396] He's the best.

[2397] He's the best.

[2398] I think he's taken it to the right place.

[2399] I think he's just gone full parody.

[2400] Just go, just get so crazy.

[2401] I think it's perfect.

[2402] Yeah, it's perfect.

[2403] Yeah, just give people just a little more than they can swallow.

[2404] Oh, I'm choking, bach, that.

[2405] Like, the irony and the crazy is making even, like, the serious conspiracy theories reconsider their position, which I think is good, which is also the best argument that he's Psiops, that he's actually CIA NSA undercover to discredit the entire truth or movement.

[2406] Don't you understand?

[2407] I went down two rabbit holes last night, two Tower 7 rabbit holes.

[2408] I went down the explanation.

[2409] Tower 7 rabbit hole, which I found to be very plausible.

[2410] And then I went down the other rabbit hole, which is actual scientists that are saying that 9 -11 was absolutely a controlled demolition.

[2411] And it's really weird, man, because one of them, the scientist guys, who's given this lecture, I forget the gentleman's name, but he's a professor emeritus of some university, which means he was a professor, and then he retired, but they allow him to keep his title and keep his office.

[2412] and this dude's off his rocker.

[2413] He does these two -hour speeches about Tower 7, you know, about free fall speed and thermite and all these different chemicals that were found in the wreckage.

[2414] And he's just obsessed with this idea.

[2415] And apparently he's not the only one.

[2416] There's thousands of different, at least a thousand, I think it's like 1 ,500 or something.

[2417] Architects and engineers in that 9 -11 truth thing that think that 9 -11 either was an inside job or Tower 7 was a controlled demolition or both, you know, there's a spectrum of belief systems that's involved in the 9 -11 truth or movement.

[2418] You know, some people think that there's a lot of nuts to think that planes didn't even really hit the towers, that there were explosions, and then there's other people that think that the towers were rigged and that they rigged these things like years in advance, and they remember seeing these maintenance people, and they were, like, these nefarious maintenance people are setting up thermite bombs all throughout the beams of the, But then there's this other video that shows how easily things weaken under fire.

[2419] It shows a bunch of shit collapsing under fire, including a bridge.

[2420] There was one where a bridge collapsed just because of a fire underneath the bridge.

[2421] The steel and the bridge heated up too much and just couldn't support the weight.

[2422] And apparently what is explaining is that people think that steel melts at a certain temperature, which is very true.

[2423] But it significantly weakens way lower, at a way lower temperature than it melts.

[2424] So they were showing all these different things that collapse, just fall down, just give up, just like that Tower 7 did.

[2425] But it's fun to think that there's an evil genius that lives in a mountain that rigged all that shit.

[2426] And now he's laughing in a pile of money because he got away with it 15 years ago.

[2427] You know, they opened a Walmart in Burbank.

[2428] Thank God.

[2429] And I was excited.

[2430] And I decided to.

[2431] Why?

[2432] I hate mom and pop businesses.

[2433] No, just because it's nice.

[2434] Want to see people working for the cheap?

[2435] You know, it's just nice.

[2436] But you go there thinking it's in Burbank, one of the suburban nicer areas of Los Angeles.

[2437] No way it's going to be the same people that go to Walmart in Burbank than you're, you know, you see on the internet or no. Whatever it is, it's like flies on poop.

[2438] It was just filled with, like tits hanging out.

[2439] This woman just bruises all over, like kids with no shoes on.

[2440] Like, it was just like, where are all these people from?

[2441] They find it.

[2442] They find it.

[2443] And, you know, the conspiracies and all that crap, to me, it's just, it's like that.

[2444] You know, half the people on my Facebook, I just look at him like, dude, I should just unfollow you.

[2445] Maybe we need to get Chinese assassins of old people to come over here and make Walmarts.

[2446] Big flytrap Walmarts.

[2447] And he just, you know, just say, hey, you tired of white people being pushed down.

[2448] Yes, I am.

[2449] Well, come on in this room.

[2450] We're organizing.

[2451] You know, like having a bunch of different, like, social hunting.

[2452] any traps where people just fall into them.

[2453] Blow up all the Walmarts on Black Friday and then Trump loses.

[2454] Did you imagine if we got to a point where we had to start killing people off?

[2455] Like there's just way too many people and there's no other way around it.

[2456] China.

[2457] We've got to call people the same way they want to call wolves in the greater Yellowstone ecosystem.

[2458] What the fuck, man?

[2459] Is that possible?

[2460] Is it possible?

[2461] I mean, we keep overpopulating, right?

[2462] We're at $7 billion.

[2463] They project, I think they project 8 billion by 2050.

[2464] I think that's what they said.

[2465] See if that's true, Jamie.

[2466] There's a lot of middle states, though.

[2467] Yes.

[2468] We got a lot of room.

[2469] We just got that.

[2470] But we don't have the water, right?

[2471] We talked about this, the desalination.

[2472] It can't fill up those areas.

[2473] But don't you think that there's going to come a time if we survive, right?

[2474] Say if there's no super volcanoes, no asteroid impacts, no plague, no nuclear war, if we avoid all that shit, you know, the water's going to rise, we're going to move in, we'll be fine.

[2475] The coast will just be in a different spot.

[2476] It's not that big of a deal.

[2477] I mean, it's a big deal, obviously, but it's not a kill -off the population big a deal.

[2478] So if it keeps going and the technology keeps getting better, we just keep making people.

[2479] We just keep doing it.

[2480] The numbers keep rising and rising and then we get to be like $30 billion, $40 billion, $50 billion.

[2481] And we have real problems where we don't have enough food.

[2482] We don't have enough air.

[2483] We don't have enough space.

[2484] What are we going to do?

[2485] make food that's already a thing what about kill stupid people kill stupid people for sure no you can't say that because that's what hitler wanted he had some good ideas and some bad ideas no I mean there's definitely like look this Chinese thing that makes complete sense if they're killing up do you think they're doing that though yes there's too many people in China they cannot have that many people so if they get rid of you know a certain age of people especially if they have mental issues like homeless people.

[2486] Right, but we already figured out that the United States has almost 100 ,000, right?

[2487] Was it 90 -something thousand?

[2488] Any given day, yeah, it said about 90 ,000.

[2489] Any given year?

[2490] Any given day.

[2491] There's 90 ,000 missing.

[2492] Oh, not extra missing.

[2493] Oh, overall.

[2494] I see, I see.

[2495] And this is elderly?

[2496] No, it's just people.

[2497] Oh, this is different.

[2498] Including kids.

[2499] Well, that's way different.

[2500] Are they talking about 500 ,000 elderly or 500 ,000 people?

[2501] 500 ,000 elderly.

[2502] Ooh, that's a big difference.

[2503] Oh, yeah, they're killing them, for sure.

[2504] Right, right, for sure.

[2505] Oh, okay, I got wrong.

[2506] I mean, they killed kids, or they used to, but they, you know, if you, yeah, it's...

[2507] Yeah, well, that's kind of what I'm saying, right?

[2508] About populations, if they get too high, people aren't valuable anymore.

[2509] 500 ,000 elderly people go missing in China every year.

[2510] Which is a lot.

[2511] 80 % of the missing people are, I believe.

[2512] Dude, they're killing people.

[2513] Do you think that's real?

[2514] Do you think they're killing people, or do you think people just get lost real easy?

[2515] look at it's 80 % of 80 % are elderly so yes I believe they're killing him or 72 % suffered some sort of memory impairment yeah but it might be a mental health issue but they might just not treat they're mentally ill but look at the numbers in that chart Jamie scroll back up there look at that shit look at the difference between what is the earliest part of the chart 1965 population of people over 65 yeah but No, the age thing, Jamie.

[2516] The bottom, 1965 to 2015.

[2517] If you look at the way it runs up to 2015, that's a spike, man. Mm -hmm.

[2518] Or at least a steep ramp.

[2519] And then they're saying that...

[2520] Whoa, we're killing old people.

[2521] I know.

[2522] And they're saying that out of those groups that are missing, a large amount of them have been diagnosed already with, like, an illness, like Alzheimer's or something like that.

[2523] So they're already on the way out, they're saying.

[2524] Whoa.

[2525] So they just, they ice them.

[2526] They get rid of them.

[2527] Soil it.

[2528] Yeah, because it's costing them.

[2529] more money and population.

[2530] It's taken up space.

[2531] Dude, imagine if we find out that there is a murder racket in China that kills 500 ,000 old sick people a year.

[2532] There is.

[2533] But imagine.

[2534] I mean, right now we're just looking at a number.

[2535] But if we found out that is absolutely what was going on.

[2536] I think by 2030, they're going to have more than 400 million people over 60 there.

[2537] Wow.

[2538] Jesus.

[2539] And they last longer the Asians, they eat so nice.

[2540] That's so racist.

[2541] That as a meme, it's going to be like a racist meme.

[2542] People are going to beat your ass.

[2543] They eat so nice.

[2544] Isn't that funny?

[2545] But you said nothing but a good thing.

[2546] No. You said good things.

[2547] But it's racial.

[2548] And so when it's racial, people automatically get recreationally upset.

[2549] Recreational outrage kicks in and they'll call you a racist for saying that Asian people last longer because they eat well.

[2550] But you just said eat nice.

[2551] Eat nice.

[2552] That was a better way to say it.

[2553] Well, the, my girlfriend's Asian, and she's the most racist of Chinese people of all the time, and most Asians hate Chinese people.

[2554] And you're like, why are you so racist against Chinese people?

[2555] She's like, oh, they're stupid.

[2556] And then you, then you research it.

[2557] And you're like, maybe you should let her say these things in there.

[2558] My ex -girlfriend, the one that died in the train crash.

[2559] But then you read all these things like about this, and you're like, holy shit, what's going on in China?

[2560] It's fucked up over there, man Well, Ari will tell you what's going on Ari's been there I know quite a few people that have been in China Somebody just, oh, Tate, Tate's in China right now Yeah He's doing some crossfit shit over there He's doing some stuff with the guy who owns crossfit Yeah, China's a trip man Apparently though There's something like 50 new billionaires Are created every day in China Something insane like that Yeah, Tate told me I should probably know these things before I say them out loud, but you know how it is, folks.

[2561] How many new billionaires are created every day in China?

[2562] What do you say, Brian?

[2563] 50?

[2564] Sure.

[2565] What does it say?

[2566] Business Insider says China gets a new billionaire every five days.

[2567] So not five every day.

[2568] It's one every five days.

[2569] Well, that sounds more likely.

[2570] So that's 20 a month?

[2571] No, one every five.

[2572] One every five days?

[2573] Six a month.

[2574] Wait a minute.

[2575] When every five days, there's seven days in a week.

[2576] There's four weeks in a month.

[2577] About 30 days every month.

[2578] 30 divided by 46.

[2579] So every, so six, six times five, 30.

[2580] So every month they get a billion, except for like February.

[2581] It's short months.

[2582] 60 every year.

[2583] How crazy is that?

[2584] So it's 60 a year, essentially 50, 60 a year instead of 50, 60 a day.

[2585] I was only off by a factor of 365.

[2586] Let me see what Tate said.

[2587] Maybe Tate lied to me. the fucker it is a strange place though like when we think about like that language can develop in two different places in two completely different ways like you've got your language that we have over here with our very specific sounds that sound like english and then they get a little weirder when they go to certain places like if you go to uh you know like uh germany or like those places that what they have different sounds and they have the ugh and parts of the world where they have like different sort of sounds like that and then you got china which has got its own kind of weird thing and then on top of that okay here he says they have made uh here each year hmm 409 millionaires made there each day of the year that's more impressive wow that's what it was he said 4009 millionaires made there each day and 50 million people living in Shanghai okay that's that's the 40 that's the 50 that's where I got confused used.

[2588] Fuck, man. But their language, like, when you look at it written down, you're like, this is alien.

[2589] This is like alien language.

[2590] Like, we didn't know that Chinese was Chinese.

[2591] You know, you pass by Chinatown.

[2592] You go, oh, they have, uh, yeah, Chinese language on the wall.

[2593] If you went into space and you found that shit on a rock in a cave somewhere, you'd be like, oh my God, it's alien language.

[2594] It's so much more sophisticated than ours.

[2595] Look at the characters.

[2596] I can't, can't be deciphered.

[2597] We would be looking at it.

[2598] Like, what is that?

[2599] These little characters, strange characters, and they all know, and they have way more characters than we have letters.

[2600] Way more, because each character is like a word.

[2601] Yeah, like waterfalls.

[2602] Exactly.

[2603] It's fucked up.

[2604] What was it supposed to be on your arm?

[2605] R for Chinese, R for my last name, and there's no such thing as an R in Chinese.

[2606] Still, they thought you said, Wawa, uh, Waterfall.

[2607] Yeah.

[2608] Wah, fall.

[2609] Yeah.

[2610] Embarrassing.

[2611] Well, it wasn't an Asian person that did it, though, right?

[2612] No, no, no, no, it was a white girl.

[2613] Of course.

[2614] She didn't know what the fuck she was writing.

[2615] That bitch made up some shit on you.

[2616] She drew on you and made up some shit.

[2617] She had a book that actually said, like I said, A, and they showed the symbol B, but it was just bullshit, I guess.

[2618] People that made that book, they're laughing.

[2619] While they pushed it out the door.

[2620] Me Chinese, me play a joke.

[2621] I had a tattoo book.

[2622] It's racist.

[2623] Racist do a Chinese accent, but you can do an English accent all day.

[2624] You know how strange?

[2625] Right?

[2626] Isn't it odd?

[2627] He can go, hello.

[2628] And how are you, Brian Reichel?

[2629] And now I go, you fucking racist, you're racist piece of shit.

[2630] But if you go, Maota Tau, if you do that, you're racist, right?

[2631] That sounds racist.

[2632] You are mocking the way Chinese people sound.

[2633] Well, they have an unusual sound.

[2634] You hear them talk.

[2635] It's like a very weird kind of fascinating.

[2636] I think it sounds cool, but it's a strange sound in comparison to the English that we're used to.

[2637] Is it racist, though?

[2638] I mean, like, I've told you about how...

[2639] Oh, Mr. Brian.

[2640] Well, yeah, but...

[2641] If I just...

[2642] Like, I told you about this.

[2643] My girlfriend has to speak Korean, so I try to speak Korean.

[2644] Like, I just try to make the noises.

[2645] Not anything racist.

[2646] Like, I just try to make the noises.

[2647] And in, like, every couple, you know, like, ten seconds, she'll be like, you just said, you know, grasshopper.

[2648] You just said, hawkow.

[2649] And, like, it's weird.

[2650] And then, like...

[2651] Fake noises?

[2652] Fake noises that sound like, like...

[2653] If you keep doing that with her and you'll learn the language.

[2654] I know.

[2655] Just do it constantly.

[2656] Just make noises, create a database in your head.

[2657] You can do it, dude.

[2658] I got faith in you.

[2659] I've learned a few words.

[2660] I used to teach Taekwondo in Korean.

[2661] Really?

[2662] Yeah, I used to count in Korean.

[2663] No way, do you still know?

[2664] Yeah, I think so.

[2665] I'll probably fuck it up.

[2666] It was like, Hana, Dool, set, net, dos.

[2667] Nah, I fucked it up already.

[2668] Dos, yos, il -go, the dole.

[2669] I'm not saying it very good either.

[2670] Because my instructor had a very strong accent.

[2671] It was hard sometimes to understand exactly how to say the words.

[2672] But, like, kicks would be in, in Taekwendo kicks would be, you would say them in Korean.

[2673] Like, Upchuggy, I think Upchuggy was front kick.

[2674] Doyo Chuggie is roundhouse kick.

[2675] There's like a bunch of different, yeah.

[2676] I don't remember all of them, though.

[2677] I forgot a lot of them, man. I forgot a lot of it.

[2678] I learned how to say, like, I guess it means, like, gay or something like that.

[2679] But you say it as like, like, like, he -h -h -h -h -h -h -h -h, like that or something.

[2680] Oh, Japanese, right?

[2681] No, no, no, no, Korean.

[2682] So, so I, so I embarrass my girlfriend, like, I'll be in public and I have nowhere.

[2683] I was just trying to make, like, nuky!

[2684] And she's like, what she said?

[2685] Like, because I guess it's like really embarrassing.

[2686] What are you saying?

[2687] Nuki.

[2688] Nookie.

[2689] Yeah.

[2690] Oh, like, like, that Limp Biscuit song?

[2691] I did it all for the Niki.

[2692] So if they went to see Limp Biscuit, they would just start laughing.

[2693] Oh, man. Oh my God, I can't believe they're saying this.

[2694] Is that what would happen?

[2695] Yeah, probably.

[2696] There was a weird time where, like, it's very strange where a word from some other language means nothing over here.

[2697] Like, we say words, and it means like something really fucked up over there.

[2698] Like, there's certain words, like, okay, here's a perfect example.

[2699] Fannie Pack.

[2700] Fannie means vagina in England.

[2701] Like, how'd that happen?

[2702] How the fuck did that happen?

[2703] Simulation theory.

[2704] Or fags for cigarettes.

[2705] They call cigarette a fagg.

[2706] Or a faggots, you know, like a bundle of nose hairs.

[2707] You know what that is, man?

[2708] Here's the thing.

[2709] There's a misconception about that, the entomology, I think that's the word, of that word, the word faggot.

[2710] It's even misspoke on the Louis CK show that they said that it was originally, that the reason why they used that term, for gay people is because it's a bundle of sticks, and they would light the bundle of sticks on fire.

[2711] And so the reason why they call someone a faggot and the reason why it was so offensive is because that means that they're to be lit on fire.

[2712] That's not true.

[2713] Really?

[2714] No, that's not true.

[2715] And it wouldn't have taken long to research this.

[2716] The actual origin, what it means is it's a bundle of wood, like a burdensome woman.

[2717] A faggot is very difficult to carry because it's like a bundle of wood.

[2718] and it's very difficult to balance a bunch.

[2719] It's cumbersome.

[2720] So a burdensome woman became a faggot.

[2721] So a guy who acted like a woman, like a burdensome woman, became a faggot.

[2722] It had nothing to do with lighting anyone on fire.

[2723] And there's no evidence.

[2724] I mean, other than isolated hate crimes, there's no evidence of a practice of lighting people on fire other than war, you know, some horrible things that people have done when they've conquered cities.

[2725] They've lit entire villages on fire and shit along those lines.

[2726] But for the most part, even the Salem witch trials, like most people think that they lit those people on fire, most of them were drowned.

[2727] That's what they did with most of them.

[2728] They weren't burning witches at the stake, really.

[2729] But they did drown a bunch of fucking people.

[2730] But they didn't, they've done it throughout history, but it's not been something that they practiced on gay people to the point where that became the nickname.

[2731] Right.

[2732] Because it was a bundle of wood, they were going to light them on fire.

[2733] But people love to reiterate that without looking into it.

[2734] And it's, I mean, it's still, it's still a gross word when you're applying it to a homosexual person to sort of dehumanize them.

[2735] It's still a gross term.

[2736] But that's not what it originally meant.

[2737] It meant a burdensome woman.

[2738] Yeah, I've never heard the fire before, but I've always heard the wood.

[2739] And like, if you talk to your gay, for instance, it's okay.

[2740] If they say it back to it forth to you, you're such a faggot.

[2741] around other dudes that are gay are gonna punch you gay dudes are dudes man hey um make sure that I'm correct on that I'm 99 % sure I am but um the the the animology of the word faggot and pertains to a burdensome woman as it pertains that's uh it's one of those things that just gets sort of repeated as an urban myth or as a you know it's it's weird it's weird how many different fucking slurs there are for people you know it almost in some ways be better if there's just one and we use it universally what would yours be oh i like for everybody like it's too it's too hard to call morons like moron is always good what is to say here jammie no make that a little bigger the word faggot has been used in english since the late 16th century in his abusive term for women particularly old women in reference to homosexuality may derive from this as female terms are often used with reference to homosexual effeminate men what does it say the application of a term to a woman is possibly the shortening of the term faggot gatherer applied to 19th century people I'm going to call Milo that from now on especially older women who made a meager living by gathering and selling firewood.

[2742] Hmm.

[2743] Also, the sense of something awkward to be carried.

[2744] Okay, that's where it is.

[2745] So, compare to the use of the word baggage.

[2746] Okay, that makes sense.

[2747] As a pejorative turn for old people in general.

[2748] So awkward to carry.

[2749] Okay.

[2750] Yeah, so that's essentially it.

[2751] So that's where it came from.

[2752] Comparing men to women, not comparing men to something that they light on fire.

[2753] So when people say that, it's just not true.

[2754] It doesn't excuse people for slurs, but we shouldn't lie.

[2755] You know, and that's the problem with something sounds so good.

[2756] You want to repeat it over and over again, but it's not true.

[2757] Like, yeah, it's terrible to slur people.

[2758] Yes, you're right.

[2759] But we should be honest about the origin of words, you know, and that's not honest.

[2760] But it's something that gets repeated a lot, and people don't look into it at all.

[2761] They just want to say it because it sounds awesome.

[2762] And when you say it, well, the reason why it's so offensive, because at one point in time, that's what they use to describe a bundle of wood, okay?

[2763] So when you just, and your friends, you think you're funny, you think you're casually calling each other faggots, okay?

[2764] Calling each other the other F -word?

[2765] How long before faggot becomes the other F word?

[2766] Has it already happened?

[2767] Yeah, yeah.

[2768] Is it already happened?

[2769] I think so, right?

[2770] Riders on the storm.

[2771] Doom -da -dum -dum -dum.

[2772] Anything you want to add for?

[2773] You wrap this bitch up?

[2774] I'll be with George Perez, Ontario, October 20th.

[2775] Powerful Ontario.

[2776] Improv.

[2777] That's a fun place, man. Good.

[2778] That's a good spot.

[2779] We're super lucky in California that we have.

[2780] I heard the Oxnard one is the shit.

[2781] Yeah, me too.

[2782] That's a new one.

[2783] But think of just the improv chain alone.

[2784] You've got Oxnard, you've got Brea, you've got Irvine, you've got Ontario, all those fucking badass places to work all within a couple hours drive.

[2785] Yeah.

[2786] I mean, if you're like a Southern California comic, the improvs are the shit.

[2787] I love it.

[2788] We're lucky.

[2789] We're fucking super lucky.

[2790] And we didn't even mention Holly.

[2791] I mean, there's the big one in Hollywood, which is one of the oldest and best clubs in the world.

[2792] I mean, what a strong chain, you know, that's, that's amazing.

[2793] I've worked those fucking clubs all the time, man. I'm always there.

[2794] It's amazing when you stop and think about it.

[2795] Like, what other fucking city has that many major clubs that close like that?

[2796] Dude, we're so lucky.

[2797] Yeah.

[2798] But Ontario is awesome, and George Perez is awesome, too.

[2799] I love working with George.

[2800] He's fucking hilarious, and he's such a good person, so...

[2801] He's a great dude, man. I love that guy.

[2802] He's fun.

[2803] We have fun on the shows because, like, you know, you get this, like, cool death squad mixed with Mexican audience, and it just works.

[2804] It's just, like, great, it's a good time.

[2805] I bet, man, he's fun.

[2806] He's fun.

[2807] I should do some shows with you guys.

[2808] Yeah, love it.

[2809] That's fun.

[2810] Yeah, we should do some...

[2811] I want to get some of his crowd, see what that's like.

[2812] Fuck, yeah.

[2813] Oh, it's a party.

[2814] It's a party.

[2815] He's a fun guy.

[2816] He was a fun guy to do a podcast with.

[2817] man he's a smart dude all right um that's it you fuckers we'll be back tomorrow and until then oh Russell Peters and that's it see you guys bye thank you