Chewing the Fat with Jeff Fisher XX
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[1] And now, Chewing the Fat with Jeff Fisher.
[2] Former congressman, disgraced congressman, George Santos, has been, you know, he got kicked out of Congress.
[3] He's been found guilty of identity theft and wire fraud.
[4] He's not a good guy.
[5] And they found that he was using taxpayer money for Botox treatments.
[6] And he's just not a good guy.
[7] But he does his own podcast called Pants on Fire.
[8] And he was also in that podcast he continues to do because they lengthened his sentencing.
[9] The judge said, hey, no problem.
[10] We'll we'll wait until April 25th because the government kind of misrepresented the amount of money that he had because he was supposed to pay back a bunch of money and they misrepresented the money that he that he made.
[11] They said he made over $400 ,000 on Cameo.
[12] I guess that was only $300 ,000.
[13] I will say this.
[14] I am not coming close to that.
[15] And I'm a little disheartened on that on my Cameo.
[16] That is not what I'm making on Cameo.
[17] If I was making that on Cameo.
[18] I'd be a very, very happy man. Anyway, he's doing his podcast.
[19] That's at JeffyJFR on the Cameo app, by the way.
[20] Anyway, so he's making money from this podcast.
[21] So the judge said, hey, you know, you can continue to work.
[22] And that's what makes him money.
[23] So he was on another podcast, of course, this Jim Norton's podcast.
[24] And Jim asked him who the smelliest member of Congress won.
[25] The question actually was about breath, who had the smelliest breath in Congress.
[26] And Santos then said, well, I don't know about breath, but the worst body odor in Congress, Jerry Nadler, the congressman from New York.
[27] Now, we all know that.
[28] When you see Jerry, you think body odor.
[29] I mean, you just do.
[30] But he said that it's so bad.
[31] He said, Jerry Nadler just stinks.
[32] Dude, stinks.
[33] And he uses a line that is awesome.
[34] And it's really, really funny.
[35] And I don't even know if it's real or true, but I love it.
[36] So let's just say that Jerry Nadler is the smelliest guy in Congress.
[37] And all he does is fart when he's at work.
[38] And he said he would waddle down the aisle and crop dust.
[39] Every waddle was a fart.
[40] I mean, that is hilarious.
[41] And so go ahead, George, keep making your money on OnlyFans and using the Botox because you'll be going to jail soon.
[42] But we still want you out there, especially if you're going to dish.
[43] What we believe or we want to be the truth.
[44] There Jerry Nadler is the stinkiest, smelliest member of Congress.
[45] Jerry, welcome to the program.
[46] And also welcome to Chewing the Fat.
[47] Good to have you along.
[48] So now.
[49] NASA has revised the percentage of asteroid 2024 Y24 again.
[50] But this time they went in the other direction.
[51] It was at 3 .1%.
[52] Now NASA says, you know what, it's 1 .5%.
[53] Yeah, we did that wrong.
[54] Really?
[55] Yeah, sure, we raised it two or three times.
[56] And now we're thinking, oh man, no, you know what?
[57] We're good.
[58] It's 1 .5%.
[59] Oh, okay.
[60] So is it likely to hit the Earth?
[61] Nah, we're fine.
[62] I don't even worry about it.
[63] Sure, we're looking into it.
[64] And we'd like to have the likelihood of it ending up on Earth.
[65] Zero.
[66] But we really don't know.
[67] Come to think of it, we tell you that the size is 180 feet.
[68] We're not sure about that either.
[69] It could be bigger.
[70] It could be higher.
[71] That's what's happening at NASA right now.
[72] Dude.
[73] You can't tell them it's over three percent.
[74] OK, we got to knock that back down again to like one point five, you know, something like that.
[75] And then we'll tell them that we're good.
[76] OK, because three after three percent, they're starting to get worried.
[77] You can't do that.
[78] OK, so who knows what's going to happen there?
[79] We've got China.
[80] We've got the U .S. all looking at ways to stop the asteroid.
[81] They claim that they could blow it up easy.
[82] getting there is the problem well yeah i mean we have to launch now they have not changed the year uh to 2032 and i mean the we all know that the documentary armageddon showed that we have to drill and so sure you can fire all the nukes you have at her And she'll just laugh at you and keep on coming.
[83] So we have to drill.
[84] What happens when you have a firecracker in your hand and it's open in your hand and it goes off, what happens?
[85] You burn your hand.
[86] What happens if you close your fist?
[87] Your wife's going to be opening you in your cup and tip bottles for the rest of your life.
[88] I mean, that's fine.
[89] Don't get me started on the documentary of Armageddon.
[90] I love that stupid movie.
[91] Anyway, so Anyway, we're safer now than we were just two days ago.
[92] Safer because we have less of a chance of asteroid 2024 Y24 of hitting the Earth.
[93] So that's good news.
[94] Speaking of space, we were already going to get rid of the ISS, the International Space Station, by 2030 in another five or six years.
[95] But now Elon is recommending, you know what, let's get rid of that thing now.
[96] Let's get it in a couple years at the most.
[97] Let's go.
[98] I think we need to de -orbit that thing as soon as possible and then let's go to Mars, which is what he wants to do.
[99] Anyway, but I don't know.
[100] We don't have a base on the moon yet because the plan was to have a base built on the moon so that that would be our launching point to Mars.
[101] So that you send a bunch of stuff up to the moon and then that gets sent to Mars.
[102] And the original team that goes to Mars, they're not coming back.
[103] Their life is over.
[104] And Elon made the joke in this interview with Trump.
[105] I want to go to Mars and, you know, I'll die on Mars, but not on impact.
[106] Oh, that's funny.
[107] Anyway, so if you go to Mars, then, you know, you're there.
[108] You're there because the original team and maybe the first couple of teams, you're starting from scratch.
[109] with all the with whatever you have bring with you you're starting from scratch and you have to build an infrastructure there then we can start you know talking about um you know laws and rules and everything else to go on there if it happens which I highly doubt and I know Elon believes that we are calm down and so uh i just tell you i don't know that we are but uh just know that they're looking at getting rid of the iss faster than what they had originally planned now because elon's in trump's ear saying just get rid of it just get rid of it we need to get rid of the iss we need to stop spending money on the iss we need to stop that we need to stop that and then in the other ear go to mars go to mars go to mars spacex needs more money go to mars go to mars spacex needs more money go to mars i It's just a joke.
[110] I don't think Elon is asking Trump for more money.
[111] But he'll probably get it.
[112] And we've got, there's a tremendous book out there.
[113] A City on Mars, it's called.
[114] And it's by Zach Wienersmith and his wife.
[115] And they wrote this.
[116] It's really fascinating.
[117] I listened to an interview of...
[118] with her about it.
[119] And they go into what has to happen for us to thrive on this planet and what will have to happen when we create a whole world, a new world on this planet.
[120] And you've got to develop, you know, first you're going to have to develop the technology, the rocket technology to ferry humans back and forth, which we have not done.
[121] By the way, we do not have our launching pad from the moon to Mars.
[122] That's not even close.
[123] But then you're talking about laws.
[124] You're talking about births.
[125] You're talking about who survives and who doesn't.
[126] And what happens if you get pregnant and we find out that your baby has something wrong with it?
[127] Do we let it survive?
[128] or do we move on because it's just going to be a hindrance to our survival now?
[129] I don't know.
[130] It's tough.
[131] Let alone the infrastructure, let alone the food, all of it.
[132] It's fascinating.
[133] It's called The City on Mars.
[134] And a lot of things that you might not think of that, you know, like I'm happy to be the guy that makes the laws, but they probably don't want me making laws.
[135] And do you want Elon?
[136] Do you want Elon making the laws on Mars?
[137] And who does make the laws?
[138] And, you know, since it's the United someone from the United States, we're saying if Elon is the one that to go there first, you know, that are all the people going there the first time around from the United States or are they global?
[139] So what rules and laws and.
[140] Just so much to think about, and on top of which, we're not going to Mars.
[141] I love the thought of it, and it's fascinating to me. Let's go.
[142] But we do not have the technology to launch a rocket when it's cloudy out, let alone go to Mars.
[143] Let's be clear about that.
[144] Right now, it is just a pipe dream.
[145] So until we move to Mars and you have to worry about real estate on Mars, you still have to worry about real estate here on Earth.
[146] And anytime that you have to make a big change, it's hard.
[147] And that's true when you're planning to buy or sell a home on this planet.
[148] So it's really complicated.
[149] It takes a lot of time, a lot of jumping through hoops.
[150] And of course, the stakes are just about as high as they ever get in terms of financial decisions that you make.
[151] It's obvious.
[152] You need a real estate agent to help you with all of this.
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[162] You'll see exactly what I'm talking about.
[163] Real Estate Agents I Trust is the name, and that pretty much says it all.
[164] realestateagentsitrust .com realestateagentsitrust .com Speaking of moving, I see where there's big to do that In -N -Out Burger is leaving California.
[165] Well, no, no, they're not.
[166] Everybody was going crazy because In -N -Out is a California staple.
[167] They got started there.
[168] They've always claimed that they loved California.
[169] And then we got news that they had a big office building that they were going to open up in Tennessee.
[170] So everybody thought.
[171] In -N -Out Burger is moving to Tennessee?
[172] And In -N -Out Burger had to clarify, no, no, no, no, no, no. We're not leaving California.
[173] It's simply relocating from Irvine to Baldwin Park.
[174] So they're moving the locations in California.
[175] And they're building an eastern headquarters in Nashville, in Tennessee.
[176] So they're not leaving California.
[177] They're still going to be in California, just in Baldwin Park, not Irvine.
[178] And they're moving their eastern headquarters to Tennessee because they're expanding and they want to have the room.
[179] So some employees were given the option to relocate to Tennessee if they chose.
[180] I'm just letting you know.
[181] I'm just letting you know.
[182] California still has In -N -Out Burger.
[183] Why, I don't know.
[184] Get out of there, In -N -Out Burger.
[185] I'm a fan, but get out.
[186] But one company that's been a mainstay in a state is moving.
[187] KFC.
[188] And when you think of Kentucky Fried Chicken, Kentucky Fried Chicken, Colonel Sanders, Kentucky.
[189] Kentucky Fried Chicken.
[190] It's the name.
[191] Although they changed that.
[192] It's just KFC now.
[193] We don't want to be associated with fried foods.
[194] Oh, okay.
[195] So it's KFC.
[196] But they are hitting the bricks and moving out of Kentucky.
[197] They don't want to be in Kentucky anymore.
[198] In fact, they're moving to Texas.
[199] And they're moving to Plano, Texas, which is part of the DFW, the greater Dallas -Fort Worth metroplex.
[200] Plano, Texas.
[201] So Yum Brands, who has KFC under their umbrella, said about 100 KFC employees will be relocated to a new office in Plano, Texas.
[202] I mean, Yum owns Pizza Hut, Taco Bell, Habit Burger and Grill.
[203] They own quite a lot.
[204] Quite a lot.
[205] And so they said Yum, said that it's a larger shift to two corporate hubs in Plano and Irvine, California.
[206] So there's the same way.
[207] Yum is saying, yeah, we're still going to be in California.
[208] We like you in California, but we're going to be in Texas.
[209] Now, and In -N -Out's going to Tennessee.
[210] It's a little disappointing.
[211] I don't know that I like that.
[212] In -N -Out should be here.
[213] But go ahead.
[214] You know what?
[215] It's your company.
[216] Do what you want.
[217] Fine.
[218] Oh, and good news.
[219] Ye is back on X. So that's good news.
[220] He posted on X, after further reflection, I've come to the realization that I'm not a Nazi.
[221] Oh, that's great.
[222] That's fantastic.
[223] I'm glad you finally...
[224] finally realized that yay i know i know apparently according to inside sources uh yay is uh has relapsed and is inhaling nitrous oxide oh so uh not that i've ever done that before but uh maybe you want to back off a little yeah you know you got a lot going on so apparently uh he had to get some dental work done which they gave him some nitrous which got him back into oh this is really good i'm gonna give me some more and uh because i if you get the little uh the little whippet and you have a whippet holder and then you crack it and it pops open and you and uh i would never i i'm just telling you i don't recommend that for anyone uh it's been a long time actually it's been a long long time but uh that's what we're being told is that true i don't know uh is it true that yay perhaps is one of those people we've all known the people that are uh whacked out of their minds and uh then they get on medication that helps them not be whacked out of their mind then because they're not whacked out of their mind on the medication, they think they don't need the medication.
[225] And so they stop taking the medication, and then they get whacked out of their mind again.
[226] And then they get whacked out of their mind again, and someone says, dude, yay, you're whacked out of your mind, bro.
[227] You're not a Nazi, and things are really screwing up.
[228] You need to get back on your medication again.
[229] So then they get back out of their medication again and they start realizing that they are now, you know, that's when we realize they're not whacked out of their mind anymore.
[230] And so now we're going through a time of where that person is not whacked out of their mind.
[231] It's a struggle, man. It is a really, really hard struggle when you have anyone in your life that's like that.
[232] Believe me, I know.
[233] And if you're on X looking for yay, you might as well follow me at JeffyJFR on X. You can follow me on Facebook, Jeff Fisher Radio, and Instagram, Jeff Fisher Radio.
[234] You can follow me on my YouTube channel, Chewing the Fat with Jeff Fisher.
[235] You can, I mentioned earlier, you can order a cameo from me at JeffyJFR on the Cameo app.
[236] really bummed i mean if santos is making hundreds of thousands of dollars on cameo my cameos are not free maybe i need to up the price i don't know i don't know what's happening but my cameo experience is fine and i'm not dissatisfied with the money that i've earned on cameo but it isn't hundreds of thousands of dollars i'll tell you that and so If you want to help me reach my goal of hundreds of thousands of dollars on Cameo, it's at JeffyJFR on the Cameo app.
[237] That'd be, well, I'd appreciate it.
[238] Thank you.
[239] And you could, and make sure you tell your friends about the podcast, too, because I'd like to have, you know, we always need more subscribers and more listeners to Chewing the Fat.
[240] And you can email the show anytime, chewingthefatattheblaze .com, chewingthefatattheblaze .com.
[241] I see all your emails.
[242] Appreciate it.
[243] If you want to be a contestant on What's the Lie, which we play on Fridays, email chewingthefatattheblaze .com.
[244] If you have an idea for a joke of the day, you can do that.
[245] chewingthefatattheblaze .com.
[246] If you want to tell me a story about your life, you can email me that as well.
[247] And I read them.
[248] I don't necessarily comment on them all.
[249] But I read them, and I will say that if you send me an email, it's possible I may talk about it.
[250] So if you want to share things with me, fine.
[251] You can share things with me, but I'm not promising they won't end up on the air.
[252] So there's just that.
[253] Just telling you up front.
[254] All right, let's go to the break room.
[255] I need something cold to drink.
[256] Desperately.
[257] So apparently Netflix is looking for podcasters to be on Netflix as part of their new kind of, they're looking at podcasts for video versions.
[258] So they want to have video podcasts as a smart retention play.
[259] I agree.
[260] 100 and i would just like to say hello my name is jeff fisher this is chewing the fat uh yes i now they say well we're looking at you know maybe we're talking to call her daddy come on she just signed a new deal for like a couple hundred million You're not going to outdo that, Netflix.
[261] You're not going to outdo that bitch, okay?
[262] Get rid of her.
[263] So it's a good idea.
[264] Actually, that's a good idea for Netflix to get into.
[265] They want to talk about the licensed existing shows, ad -free.
[266] Netflix is hungry for exclusive content from marquee names.
[267] You know, like Jeff Fisher.
[268] chewing the fat uh and they would uh you know that would position that would go up against youtube and if you went to netflix and here's an idea and i'm just going to throw this out as a consultant if you want to get a hold of me and i won't this is for free all right today's today's free for you today netflix anymore you're gonna have to we're gonna have to work out a deal uh but if you're the way you have netflix set up you should have a Netflix podcast section.
[269] And, you know, just do that.
[270] Just do that.
[271] No question.
[272] And you can put that only on the ad tier that you want to sell.
[273] Because, you know, you're going to make some money.
[274] And you really want to put, you've been pushing your ad tier.
[275] You know, you don't want people to have it for free anymore.
[276] We're going to keep raising the prices on that.
[277] You want people to spend less money.
[278] but get the ad have the ads on their netflix accounts so you know maybe you do that and i see where netflix is investing a billion dollars in mexico's cinema and television industry hello i'm all over this for you netflix i'm the guy i mean that we just heard that they're investing in what's her faces uh what's her face megan markle's business they're investing in netflix my gosh yeah jeff i'm here for you okay you're giving money everywhere else in the world what's wrong with me why don't you love me why what's wrong with me it's not you jeff it's them oh okay All right, I feel better now.
[279] No problem.
[280] You see where also this weekend, if you're listening live, today is the 21st of February, 2025.
[281] 21st.
[282] I mean, we're almost done with February.
[283] We're almost done with February.
[284] It's almost gone.
[285] I see where Prime dropped Reacher.
[286] The first three episodes of Reacher season three dropped yesterday.
[287] So I'll be catching that this weekend.
[288] Of course, I don't want them to drop the whole show.
[289] Whatever you do, don't drop the whole show so I can just binge it this weekend.
[290] Don't do that.
[291] Make me wait every week.
[292] for a new episode do that for about the next six or seven weeks i know i know i don't want to shoot my tv because i don't know who else i'm not going to shoot anybody at prime but i don't want to shoot my tv but it's just agonizing they dropped three up three episodes which i will binge watch no problem and then i'm gonna have to wait so well jeff a smart person would go ahead and not watch them all at once then you'd save some time do you know me no that's not i'm not doing that it's binge we're watching it and i really am going to be at the end of three that's going to be bummed we have to wait a week to wait till next week for the new episode and just we've got i mean we've got the pit that i'm watching now i gotta wait every thursday for that to drop and that's okay it's not bad it's not max it's it's all right it's an er drama um And you've got the weekly network shows that you have to wait to watch.
[293] You have to wait on.
[294] It's not Thursday.
[295] It's not Friday.
[296] It's not Tuesday.
[297] It's not Wednesday.
[298] You've got to wait for the day for it to drop.
[299] Well, the network shows just obviously gets DVR'd.
[300] But for the streaming shows on Prime and Max and Netflix.
[301] And I see they've already started filming Lincoln Lawyer, which I'm excited about.
[302] Netflix still drops the whole shows, which I love you for that, Netflix.
[303] I do.
[304] Thank you for that.
[305] And I've got some shows to catch up on on Netflix, but it'll be a reacher for sure this weekend.
[306] Absolutely.
[307] I was trying to remember why I was mad at him because he did some interview and he really made me angry.
[308] And then my wife was, why are you trying to remember what made you mad?
[309] Because then it's going to be tough to watch it.
[310] And you know what?
[311] She's right.
[312] So I'm going to forget about what he said in an interview that made me mad.
[313] And I'm just going to move on and just watch the series because I've enjoyed the heck out of the series.
[314] But what's his face?
[315] Reicher Reichman?
[316] Is that his name?
[317] Reitman, Alan Reichman, or whoever his name is, he said some agonizing things in an interview.
[318] And I was really disappointed in him.
[319] That's right.
[320] He thought that Trump was a rapist and a con man in an interview.
[321] And I haven't heard him say anything.
[322] There hasn't been reported that he's said anything like that since.
[323] And this was back in April of last year, so almost a year ago.
[324] And I think his people, We're like, hey, Alan, why don't you stop saying that?
[325] You could still believe it on the inside.
[326] Just stop saying it on the outside.
[327] Because, you know, first of all, is Trump a rapist?
[328] No. And ABC just paid him a bunch of millions of dollars for calling him that.
[329] So maybe you ought to not say that anymore, Alan.
[330] And is he a con man?
[331] Ever been a president that wasn't a con man?
[332] Ah, you know the answer to that.
[333] Who died today?
[334] Who died today?
[335] Well, let's begin with Scott Sauerbeck.
[336] Sauerbeck, former Major League Baseball relief pitcher, has passed away at the age of 53.
[337] Sauerbeck pitched seven seasons in Major League Baseball and was best known for his five seasons with the Pittsburgh Pirates from 1999 to 2003.
[338] In 2002, he pitched in 78 games for the Pirates, which set the franchise records for most games pitched in a season by a left -handed pitcher.
[339] Wow, that's...
[340] Congratulations on that record.
[341] And in 2014, Tony Watson tied Sauerbach's franchise record for the Southpaw.
[342] So he doesn't even own that record anymore.
[343] He's tied.
[344] So very sad.
[345] Scott Sauerbach at the age of 53 died of a heart attack.
[346] Huh.
[347] Huh.
[348] 53 years of age.
[349] Former athlete.
[350] Well, baseball player.
[351] And...
[352] You know, died of a heart attack.
[353] That's interesting.
[354] I'm sure, absolutely sure, that it didn't have anything to do with that.
[355] Because if it would have had something to do with that, they would have said something.
[356] And they did not.
[357] They just blamed on a heart attack.
[358] So, rest in peace to Scott Sauerbeck, dead at the age of 53.
[359] Then we have this story out of the DRC.
[360] That's the Democratic Republic of Congo, for those of you not in the know.
[361] Okay.
[362] But this story is actually really, really sad.
[363] 70 Christians were discovered beheaded in a Protestant church.
[364] I know.
[365] Don't let me like that.
[366] I'm just telling you the story.
[367] So apparently this terrorist group took over this town.
[368] And said that they held them hostage for days.
[369] And then these 70 Christians who lost their lives.
[370] It's not an isolated incident.
[371] Well, okay.
[372] The U .S.-based persecution watchdog international.
[373] I don't know if they get UCEDD money or not.
[374] Maybe they're hurting for cash right now.
[375] Or they get U .N. money.
[376] Not sure.
[377] But they said it was a brutal massacre.
[378] And that ADF held hostages.
[379] for days before executing them so the allied democratic forces are terrorists in the drc and they have taken over villages residents are scared they took over this village and they moved everybody out of their homes and then they moved them into the church and then they beheaded them so rest in peace to all of those 70 Christians who were beheaded in the DRC by the ADF.
[380] A lot of letters.
[381] A lot of letters happening there.
[382] So the ICC president, Jeff King, said in a statement, six million lives have been lost in the DRC over two decades of on and off war.
[383] That came from the ICC president who was talking about the DRC and the terrorists of the ADF.
[384] So, there's that.
[385] Rest in peace.
[386] All those, please, my gosh, just horrific.
[387] Just horrific.
[388] Makes you want to go to the DRC on vacation, though, doesn't it?
[389] Yeah, it sure does.
[390] Let's go to the Democratic Republic of Congo.
[391] Yeah.
[392] Might not be a place to visit, okay?
[393] Just saying.
[394] Now we see we have also a Massachusetts zoo, the Buttonwood Park Zoo.
[395] No one supports zoos more than myself or this program, Chewing the Fat.
[396] Apparently, we had the death of a 21 -year -old harbor seal.
[397] Very sad.
[398] They claim that the harbor seal was killed because it got bird flu.
[399] We don't know if it was infected from the wild bird because they were hanging out with each other.
[400] We don't know if the seal ate the bird.
[401] We don't know, but we just know that avian flu continues to affect a range of wild and domesticated animal populations.
[402] And so this is unique.
[403] Yes, but not far from unique.
[404] Oh, okay.
[405] So the seal died.
[406] A couple weeks ago.
[407] And while it was unexpected and incredibly upsetting to our staff, yeah.
[408] And they closed the zoo because a seal died?
[409] Okay.
[410] All right.
[411] No, stop with one second here, please.
[412] I want to support zoos.
[413] I want to support zoos more than anyone.
[414] But I support you because you're open to the public.
[415] You're sharing what you have.
[416] I think you'll be able to handle it.
[417] I know maybe the seal part of the zoo doesn't open for the day.
[418] Maybe the seal handlers take the day off or just hang out and be sad with the other seals.
[419] I don't know.
[420] But you don't close the zoo.
[421] I'm sorry.
[422] No. We have raised...
[423] Rest in peace.
[424] to the harbor seal at the Buttonwood Zoo, dead at the age of 21.
[425] And under the, well, it's not dead yet, but it will be soon, the SS United States, the historic 990 -foot ocean liner, has now began its final journey.
[426] It's begun its final journey, Jeff.
[427] Okay, whatever.
[428] It either begun or began, but it's on its way.
[429] From Philadelphia to become the world's largest artificial reef off Florida's Gulf Coast.
[430] Yeah, that'd be right off the Gulf of America coast, by the way.
[431] Tugboats are guarding the largest passenger ship built in America, nicknamed the Big U. To Mobile, Alabama, where the crew will remove hazardous materials, including fuel and process, will take at least a year.
[432] Oh, wow, it's going to take them that long?
[433] The ship, more than 100 feet longer than the Titanic, will then continue its journey before resting roughly 180 feet underwater and 20 miles off the coast of Okalusa County, Florida.
[434] The ship will sit upright on the seafloor, becoming a habitat for marine life.
[435] The voyage follows a legal battle and decades of decay while the vessel has been anchored in Philadelphia.
[436] Yeah, it's been there a long time.
[437] The SS United States...
[438] ferried four U .S. presidents, hosted numerous celebrities, like Marilyn Monroe and Marlon Brando and Grace Kelly.
[439] It set transatlantic speed records and completed roughly 800 crossings until its retirement in 1969.
[440] Why did they retire the ship?
[441] Oh, I know.
[442] We had airplanes.
[443] We didn't need ships anymore.
[444] Anyway, so it's going to be, it's still alive.
[445] So I guess they've got to be taking it through the rivers, right, to Mobile, Alabama.
[446] They can't be going all the way around Florida into Alabama and then bringing it back down south along the coast, right?
[447] It doesn't give...
[448] I've got to find the route now.
[449] Yeah, that's what they're doing.
[450] It's inland.
[451] They're not taking it the long route, taking it from the Atlantic Ocean through the Caribbean, back up into the Gulf, and then up into Alabama, and then back down the coast in the Gulf.
[452] So they're cutting through.
[453] Yeah, I see.
[454] I can see the GPS of the SS United States.
[455] So it'd be fun.
[456] You could get a chance to, if you get a chance.
[457] to be able to get out there and see the tugs yanking that old -ass rusty ship down the river, ready to be a diving expedition for you and your kids off the coast in Florida within, I don't know, a year or two.
[458] Rest in peace, anyway, to the SS United States.
[459] It does sound, it doesn't sound right.
[460] It does not sound right.
[461] I think we needed to name it something else.
[462] It does sound like something that we don't want to be affiliated with anymore.
[463] The SS.
[464] I know what it makes me think of.
[465] So it's Friday.
[466] That means it's time for what's being called America's favorite game show.
[467] What's the lie?
[468] What's the lie?
[469] Where contestants try to decipher the lie from four.
[470] Count them.
[471] One, two, three, four headlines.
[472] One of them is not true.
[473] Thus, that's where we get What's the Lie.
[474] Our contestant today, returning champion, Dean Castellano.
[475] If he wins again, not only will he get to come back for another round, he will win a Talking Sense Jeffy Blue Freshie.
[476] For more information, you can go to the Talking Sense Facebook group and find the Freshie Scent and Design just for you.
[477] If you or someone you love would like to be a contestant on What's the Lie, you can email chewingthefatattheblaze .com.
[478] Dean, welcome back to What's the Lie.
[479] How are you?
[480] I'm doing great.
[481] The family redemption tour continues.
[482] It does.
[483] The family redemption tour does continue.
[484] For those not familiar, Dean is my Friday producer, Wes's father, and he was so embarrassed that Wes had not gotten one what's -the -lie correct that he forced his way onto the show to prove that the family, you know, could hold its own.
[485] And he did.
[486] And you did.
[487] by winning last week.
[488] Now, can you do it for two weeks in a row?
[489] I don't know.
[490] Hey, we're going for the four, Pete, here.
[491] Okay, that's all you get.
[492] You get the rules.
[493] Those are the rules of the game show.
[494] What are you going to do?
[495] You got to follow the rules, right?
[496] I mean, it's not like I make the rules or anything.
[497] Anyway, so that's just the rules.
[498] So this is the second week.
[499] Let's go.
[500] What's the lie?
[501] You ready to do it?
[502] I'm ready.
[503] All right, four headlines.
[504] One not real.
[505] What's the lie?
[506] Headline number one.
[507] It's been so cold in Minnesota, satellites think the Midwest is a cloud.
[508] Headline number two.
[509] The massive doll collection formerly owned by the now deceased creator of Nutella is headed for auction.
[510] Headline number three.
[511] Too many capybaras.
[512] These rodents face vasectomies in luxury Argentine communities.
[513] Headline number four.
[514] The ketamine -fueled psychedelic slumber parties that get tech execs back on track.
[515] Those are your four headlines.
[516] Headline number one.
[517] It's been so cold in Minnesota, satellites think the Midwest is a cloud.
[518] Headline number two.
[519] The massive Dow collection, formerly owned by the now -deceased creator of Nutella, is headed for auction.
[520] Headline number three.
[521] Too many capybaras.
[522] These rodents face vasectomies in luxury Argentine community.
[523] Headline number four, the ketamine -fueled psychedelic slumber parties that get tech execs back on track.
[524] All right, those are your four headlines.
[525] Dean, what is the lie?
[526] Wow.
[527] So these, kind of by process of elimination, Number two sounds very plausible.
[528] Number four, I want to get invited to one.
[529] No doubt.
[530] Number one is kind of iffy, but, you know, the vasectomy one, it could be a head fake.
[531] So I'm going to say one again is the lie.
[532] Oh, no, Dean.
[533] Oh, no, that's so sad.
[534] I wanted you to win another time, too, but no. Gosh darn it.
[535] Well, thanks for playing and listening to What's the Lie.
[536] What's the Lie is a subsidiary of Chewing the Fat Enterprises.
[537] All information is probably accurate at the time of recording.
[538] CTF, WTL, MMXXV.
[539] So, I mean, you want to take another shot?
[540] Three would be my next guess, but the Argentinian best sexy.
[541] So, you want to take another shot?
[542] Really?
[543] Oh, my gosh.
[544] Well, tech execs.
[545] So, you want to take another shot?
[546] The one that sounded most possible.
[547] Most plausible.
[548] Is this called What's the Truth?
[549] That's the free truth.
[550] Listen, I'm happy for you and your family knowing that, you know, your son who is here with me is questionable as far as being related to y 'all, even if you didn't win this week.
[551] So you have one under your belt and you're able to be a proud winner for that.
[552] So congratulations for that.
[553] Back in the family, Wes.
[554] Congratulations.
[555] Oh, I didn't go that far.