MFM Minisode 66

[0] This is exactly right.

[1] Hey, this is exciting.

[2] An all -new season of only murders in the building is coming to Hulu on August 27th.

[3] Steve Martin, Martin Short, and Selena Gomez are back as your favorite podcaster, detectives.

[4] But there's a mystery hanging over everyone.

[5] Who killed Saz?

[6] And were they really after Charles?

[7] Why would someone want to kill Charles?

[8] This season, murder hits close to home.

[9] With a threat against one of their own, the stakes are higher than ever.

[10] Plus, the gang is going to Hollywood to turn their podcast into a major movie.

[11] Amid the glitz and glamour of Los Angeles, more mysteries and twists arise.

[12] Who knows what will happen once the cameras start to roll?

[13] Get ready for the stariest season yet with Merrill Streep, Zach Alfenakis, Eugene Levy, Eva Longoria, Melissa McCarthy, DeVine, Joy Randolph, Molly Shannon, and more.

[14] Only murders in the building, premieres August 27th, streaming only on Hulu.

[15] Goodbye.

[16] Welcome.

[17] Hi, and welcome to my favorite murder.

[18] The minisodes.

[19] We read your shit to you.

[20] are you ready i'm ready are you ready are you ready are you totally jacked up for it i'm jacked up and i'm ready and do you want me to go first yes i'm jacked up for you to go first oh we we usually say this is where you send us your hometown stories murder stories that have in your hometown but now we've opened up to all variety of things just stories just just kind of a good story yeah like do you think of a kind of cool story that you tell someone maybe two beers in because there's not much else to talk about yeah send it to us dig deep What's that weird thing your uncle found in Germany when he was posted over there for Army's duty?

[21] That kind of stuff.

[22] Yeah, Nazi gold.

[23] A Nazi gold is a gold mine.

[24] If you know where the Nazi gold train is buried, we'd love to hear about it.

[25] Hell us.

[26] So this first one, the subject line is a murderer as an acting scene partner, parentheses, a very L .A. story.

[27] Hey, Karen George's Stephen and Animal Friends.

[28] A few weeks ago, my friend Alexis, who's an actress in L .A., as am I. was in his teen study class and they had to pick a scene partner to meet outside class, rehearse, etc., as you do.

[29] No. So she didn't really know anyone in the class, but had briefly met this guy, Chris, so they picked each other as partners.

[30] They exchanged numbers, but when Alexis texted him a few days later to rehearse, he didn't get back to her.

[31] She texted him a few more times, and then a week later, he finally responded saying, can't do it, something came up.

[32] A few days later, she was reading a news article about the young missing actress, Adia Shabani when she saw that the girl's boyfriend Chris Spots, her acting partner had led the police on a chase across Los Angeles County in a stolen car then fatally shot himself after the pursuit a day or so later police found Adia's remains in a shallow grave outside Sacramento and Chris is the main suspect in the murder Oh my God aka he did it and then killed himself one pursued.

[33] Oh, and it came out that the douche bag had a fiancé outside of L .A. So basically, my friend almost did a scene with a murderer and a cheater.

[34] Stay sexy and don't choose murder as acting partners, Ariana.

[35] When did he find the time to even text her, sorry something's come up?

[36] Yeah, what?

[37] If people have ghosted people for so much less than that.

[38] I want to know the timeline of like when that text was sent.

[39] She, I bet you she was really hounding him.

[40] Yeah.

[41] She was just like guys look we've got to get this scene for danny and the deep blue sea together really screwing me over i'm not going to get a bad grade because you can't get it and he's like i'm kind of busy right now he's like i'm having a psychotic break yeah and doing terrible things oh that's so horrible that's awful um okay this one's called so i guess both my parents work with murderers hi mfm humans and animals great well done my friend stacey got me hooked on the podcast we were driving around the country on tour doing children's theater.

[42] Oh, this is an actor's episode.

[43] That's kind of a theme.

[44] Um, but I've been a murderina since childhood.

[45] My mom worked in criminology when I was growing up and she used to sit me down in front of the sex offenders registry database, which she helped create because she's a badass.

[46] And tell me that all those were bad people, even the woman who looked like a grandma.

[47] That is amazing.

[48] That's horrifying.

[49] I love her mom.

[50] She not only made the sex offenders database, she, made her daughter study the faces of the sex.

[51] You know why that's such a good idea?

[52] Because it's like going they look like anybody at Costco.

[53] That's I think what her point was is like that little old lady?

[54] Yeah.

[55] Sex offender.

[56] Do not trust.

[57] So then the next line of the last one of that paragraph is, thanks for the trust issues, mom.

[58] Yeah.

[59] That's the only problem we go.

[60] From A .J. Yeah.

[61] Yeah.

[62] She also told me about how when she was working in jails in the 80s there was a liquor store down the street and the guards would let inmates who were in for drug crimes and other minor things go there and get beer or whatever wow like just do a 7 -11 run wow we're in there for drug crimes no it's not as bad as something I mean these days drug crimes are free them all free them all free them all for real most of them okay free them all when they're not when there's no violent offenses just the drug crimes we're only talking drug crimes no violent offenses nothing beyond but there's so many just like low -key dealers.

[63] Well, did you hear water surfaces?

[64] Cynthia Nixon's quote about, like, we need a...

[65] Pot?

[66] Yeah.

[67] About legalizing pot?

[68] Right.

[69] Yeah.

[70] Yeah, it was pretty incredible.

[71] I can't say it offhand.

[72] Okay.

[73] I could go on and on about my mom's crime stories forever, but I'll get to the murder.

[74] I was just talking to my father when he goes, remember that...

[75] I'm going to do a dad voice.

[76] Remember that guy at work who asked for time off and it turned out?

[77] It was because he had murdered his wife.

[78] And I was like, no, I would definitely remember.

[79] remember that.

[80] Apparently this guy he worked with, Galen murdered his wife in 1983 and then drove her body in the car, parked it behind a bar, and the lab really staged the scene to look like a robbery.

[81] My dad remembers him claiming his wife was abusive, but I can't find anything about that in reading about the case.

[82] So I think he just doesn't want to believe he had worked with a murderer.

[83] Galen was out on appeal when he was working with my dad and had to request the aforementioned time off to go stand trial.

[84] Oh shit.

[85] He ended up pleading guilty and went to prison for a few years.

[86] So then the job, were they going to hold the job for him?

[87] Hired him back on but at the same pay rate a couple years later.

[88] What the fuck?

[89] The whole reason my dad brought it up was because when they worked together, Galen had claimed to be involved in the creation of Dungeons and Dragons.

[90] Oh.

[91] I've done some Googling and I can't find anything to back that up.

[92] S -S -D -G -M, S -S -D -G -M, Alana.

[93] Oh, I also created Dungeons and that.

[94] Me too.

[95] Me too.

[96] Me too.

[97] They won't credit us because they're jealous.

[98] Yeah.

[99] Yeah.

[100] I was only three years old and I...

[101] But I felt the need to create it.

[102] Okay, ready for the subject line?

[103] Absolutely.

[104] My mom was married to Drew Peterson and coincidence.

[105] That's a coincidence.

[106] That's big stuff.

[107] So let's see last mini -sode episode.

[108] There was the coincidence letter about a woman who was being...

[109] They were trying to pick the jury for a murder case and it turned out it was her nephew's murder case and she was dismissed.

[110] And we said send us your fucking coincidences, which I, and Stephen gave me five coincidences to choose from this time, which I was like, he's like the first five of murder and the last five were coincidences.

[111] And I just went to the last five immediately.

[112] Yes, my favorite.

[113] You're like giving them.

[114] Coincidences.

[115] Some people say there's no such thing.

[116] You decide.

[117] You tell us.

[118] Hello.

[119] Yes, my mom was to Peterson's first wife.

[120] My two older half brothers are his sons.

[121] Thank God my mom stayed sexy or I wouldn't be here.

[122] This is not my hometown.

[123] So I won't bore you with the D .E. Are you fucking joking me?

[124] Bore me with the details.

[125] We bore me all day long.

[126] You have never done Drew Peterson.

[127] No, we haven't.

[128] But I did the Drew Peterson made for TV movie on Moll's podcast.

[129] My mother, may I sleep with podcast?

[130] Right.

[131] And Stephen was there.

[132] We talked for like over two hours, right?

[133] That episode, yeah, is like three hours.

[134] It's the funniest made for TV movie.

[135] It's Rob Lowe as Drew Peterson.

[136] And it's so nuts.

[137] Amazing.

[138] I did an Amish, an Amish chick gets pregnant.

[139] That's not really what it's called.

[140] Oh, for your episode of that?

[141] Yeah.

[142] Mother May I Sleep with Podcasts.

[143] So good.

[144] What did I call it again?

[145] Amish my period.

[146] Oh, yeah, yeah.

[147] That's what I called it.

[148] That's hilarious.

[149] Amos podcast.

[150] Yeah.

[151] Listen to Molly McLear's podcasts.

[152] She has, does she still do, please advise?

[153] Yeah, please advise is going.

[154] Mother May I Sleep with Podcast is kind of on hiatus right now.

[155] But there's a ton of episodes you can listen to that.

[156] There's a, yeah, she's already recorded a tonne, and they're so good, and she's so, she's such a good interviewer slash conversation holder.

[157] She's just so dry.

[158] Yeah, and she has a, she has a totally unique, fascinating personality that I want to talk to forever.

[159] She acts like she doesn't care, and then you find out she's the careiest person you've ever met in your life.

[160] Isn't that always the way?

[161] It's totally way.

[162] Okay.

[163] So, we're like yelling at this person for not telling us more, and then we just change the subject out of Drew Peters.

[164] an entirely sorry it's fine um it's our podcast this is not my hometown so i won't bore you with the details that you're probably sick of hearing about no not in the least i want to give a shout out to my brother who has custody of drew's brood he is doing a bang -up job raising those kids considering the fucked -upness they have to live with wow that's hard that's amazing okay anyway this is more to her point my hometown murder happened in 1994 in a western suburb of chicago when i was 10 years old I was walking home from a friend who lived about two blocks away from my house.

[165] I passed a house which we could see from our front window that had ambulances everywhere and police cars pulled up on the lawn.

[166] That's bad.

[167] On the lawn, really?

[168] When the police pull up as close to the front door as possible, something very bad as happened.

[169] What does it mean?

[170] It's like they're like they, I don't know, they didn't stop on the street.

[171] Emergency that yells to me. I never thought of that.

[172] Just fucking get it up there.

[173] That's a good observation.

[174] Oh, thank you.

[175] I got home and nobody knew what was going on.

[176] Turns out, this guy lost it because one of his stepkids didn't clean their room.

[177] So he shot up his family.

[178] Jesus.

[179] Injuring his wife and stepdaughter and killing his seven -year -old son.

[180] So sad.

[181] Fast forward 10 years and I'm working in a salon fairly new to doing hair.

[182] I had a new client sit in my chair and we get to talking.

[183] We discover that we lived in the same intersection growing up.

[184] So I say, remember that dad that went crazy and killed a son.

[185] No. She replies with, yeah, that was my step -down.

[186] Oh.

[187] My jaw drops.

[188] I apologize profusely.

[189] Talk about a foot in the mouth situation.

[190] I was so embarrassed that I don't remember the rest of the conversation, but she did say she wasn't home when it happened.

[191] Needless to say, I never saw her again.

[192] Lesson learned, don't talk about murder with a new client.

[193] You're trying to keep in your chair, Lauren.

[194] Can you imagine having to cut that woman's hair after that?

[195] This reminds me of the very few times in the VIP.

[196] he meet and greet line when someone will say you talked about my aunt you talked about my cousin or something and both of us freeze and we're just like are you okay are you mad at us yes and then they never have they said anything except for you did it well but yeah which is why i'm telling you this because i'm bragging about us no but i mean like i that feeling of my they'll say my uncle was blah blah blah my aunt was so and so you're like i'm sorry yeah i'm sorry i mean these are real people totally it's the thing that people always ask us about but it's like but for the most part it you don't have to interact face to face with it but like yeah she she she was doing what everybody else that isn't directly involved in murder does which is oh my god this is so exciting so terrible it's so like can you believe this insane thing happened in our neighborhood yeah and and oh that's that sucks man we know that you're a good person Lauren we feel you if you could get through that haircut you're a good hairdresser she has like hands of steel now totally nothing rocks that woman's world all right this one's called a middle schooler and a mom walk into a parking lot this is a coincidence it's not a coincidence actually but it's a funny story okay good uh one typical day when i was in elementary school my mom jill who was a firm believer much like karen's quote we aren't the rockefellers grandma and picking up any chain she finds in the ground was dragging me around her usual errand route the bank grocery Restore, Target, et cetera.

[197] Much to her delight, we passed a folded -up dollar bill in the parking lot, and of course, there goes Jill, jogging over to grab it.

[198] When she picked it up, she could tell that it wasn't just a single bill, so she exclaims, look at this.

[199] I bet those, I bet there's multiple dollars in here, tucked it in her back pocket, and literally spent the whole time in the grocery store talking about the luck she had finding this money.

[200] We got back to the car, when we got back to the car, she handed me the dollar and told me I could open it up and keep whatever was inside.

[201] Very exciting.

[202] And you and I right now, when we hear this think, oh my God, she just gave her daughter, her kid $500, like something exciting, right?

[203] Yes.

[204] No. Oh.

[205] Excitedly, I opened the wanted money and inside was not another bill as my mom had predicted, but two dime bags of cocaine.

[206] Too late.

[207] You said I get to keep it.

[208] It's mine.

[209] I said, oh, mom, I think these are drugs.

[210] As Dare had just come to our school the week before, I was pretty confident in what it was I was seeing.

[211] Jill, who took her first shot of liquor at the age of 58, asked, are you sure they aren't just smarties?

[212] Oh, my.

[213] Wait, pills of cocaine?

[214] No, I think it was like powder.

[215] Oh.

[216] But she's just like ground up smarties.

[217] I think she thought it might be.

[218] Well, we might as well do it and see.

[219] It's a lick -a -stick.

[220] Let's eat it.

[221] Yes, they're wrapping candy and dollar bills and throwing it into the parking lot.

[222] You know.

[223] She snatched the wad back from me and spent the car ride home talking about the exciting new details to this mystery dollar case.

[224] At home, she showed everything to my dad who decided calling the cops was too much of a hassle and flush the bags down the toilet.

[225] But hey, I still got to keep the dollar.

[226] SSDGM, Olivia.

[227] It turns out that, you know, those drug busts where they're like, you know, they're shipping bathtubs.

[228] And then it turns out the bathtub is not porcelain.

[229] it's made of cocaine.

[230] That's not real.

[231] Yes.

[232] They have like drug busts where it's like they just pour cocaine into the molds of other things.

[233] Okay, but it's in, but there has to be something keeping the cocaine together.

[234] Yeah, yeah, they bind it with.

[235] Have you seen this, Stephen?

[236] Do you know what I'm talking about?

[237] They like break.

[238] He doesn't know how to Doug.

[239] I want it to be in the lining of the, of the porcelain mold.

[240] You break the porcelain and then cocaine comes out because you can't make cocaine that hard, can you?

[241] Well, can't you do it with like a jello mold, but.

[242] bathtub shaped.

[243] Stephen will look it up and then he'll explain it.

[244] Now I only just want a jello bathtub.

[245] Maybe this is just my dream of a cocaine bathtub.

[246] I think we're both talking about what we really want to be real.

[247] For Christmas.

[248] Why are we talking about it?

[249] I don't know.

[250] Oh no. Because we're clearly drug dealers.

[251] Yes.

[252] And we're sending out a secret message.

[253] We're sophisticated drug mules.

[254] What?

[255] I like, not like, but respect drugs.

[256] Yes, I definitely respect drugs.

[257] The idea that you would think of that idea where you, if you fold it up a dollar and threw it up a car window and then cocaine inside, when the cops saw somebody go pick up a dollar, it could be anybody and you wouldn't question it.

[258] Because anybody would pick up a dollar bill.

[259] Cut that out, Stephen.

[260] You just told everyone how to fucking deal drugs just now.

[261] Let's do this thing, everybody.

[262] Leave the drugs in the parking lot.

[263] Anything, Stephen?

[264] Did I dream cocaine bathtub?

[265] I think you dreamed.

[266] I think your house is full of cocaine bathtubs.

[267] Stephen, you have four minutes to find that.

[268] Here's the problem is Karen tried to snort her bathtub once.

[269] When she was an alcoholic.

[270] That's why I'm 30 minutes late for everything is I just keep scratching on the bathtub.

[271] You've just been snorting porcelain for fucking years.

[272] Yes.

[273] That's where the seizures are coming from.

[274] That's it.

[275] That's my neurological damage.

[276] Okay.

[277] Are you ready for this last one?

[278] Let's do it.

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[298] Goodbye.

[299] Hey, this is exciting.

[300] An all -new season of only murders in the building is coming to Hulu on August 27th.

[301] Steve Martin, Martin Short, and Selena Gomez are back as your favorite podcaster detectives.

[302] But there's a mystery hanging over everyone.

[303] Who killed Saz?

[304] And were they really after Charles?

[305] Why would someone want to kill Charles?

[306] This season, murder.

[307] hits close to home.

[308] With a threat against one of their own, the stakes are higher than ever.

[309] Plus, the gang is going to Hollywood to turn their podcast into a major movie.

[310] Amid the glitz and glamour of Los Angeles, more mysteries and twists arise.

[311] Who knows what will happen once the cameras start to roll?

[312] Get ready for the stariest season yet with Merrill Streep, Zach Alfenakis, Eugene Levy, Eva Longoria, Melissa McCarthy, Davey, Joy Randolph, Molly Shannon, and more.

[313] Only Martyrs in the Building, premieres August 27th, streaming only on Hulu.

[314] Goodbye.

[315] the subject line is I know Paul onions y 'all y 'all's and it's there's a pick included hey guys in 2005 I was living in London putting myself through uni by working as a waitress at the hard rock caffeine I've been there have you really yeah in our like high school trip to Europe where you went to like 10 countries in two days let's go there when we're in London I used to have a hard rock London shirt we're getting a new one for you awesome we stood in line for so long for that fucking shirt.

[316] Well, there was in 1987.

[317] Oh yeah, that makes sense.

[318] God, that was a long time ago.

[319] Okay.

[320] I became close friends with the Canadian girl who lived with her boyfriend of five years Paul.

[321] When the movie Wolf Creek came out, which is loosely based on Milat, Ivan Malon, I asked and if she and her man wanted to go, to which she replied in a very polite Canadian way, probably not.

[322] My boyfriend is the guy that escaped him in real life.

[323] What the fuck?

[324] Onions!

[325] Onions!

[326] Annions!

[327] And buttons.

[328] Of course, I asked her to tell me everything she knew.

[329] She said that they started dating a couple years after the trial, and then having to go back and face Malant haunted him to that day.

[330] Of course it fucking did.

[331] It's a nightmare.

[332] The monstrous monster.

[333] That story that I did when we were in Australia was so fucking awful, talking through it, whatever that show was, where I had to just keep being like, and then he walked her out into the middle of the fucking will.

[334] under this.

[335] And then her car going out of gas.

[336] Awful.

[337] And then, yeah, but you did a great job.

[338] I still remember it.

[339] And I don't remember anything.

[340] I don't remember this morning.

[341] I mean, listen, it brought us Paul Onion, so it was worth it.

[342] That poor fucking man who hates us.

[343] He hates us.

[344] He hates our guts.

[345] There's no way he's not like every once in a while getting a message.

[346] Guys, seriously, please leave Paul onions alone.

[347] I just keep posting like a new, on Instagram.

[348] There'll be like another really great drawing of Paul Onion's logo and I'll post it and be like he has a restraining order against us now but I have to post it like we can do it for ourselves and just like him as a concept we don't know him as a person we don't have to be in his life please don't try to contact poor fucking paula it's god it's a nightmare although tell him we love him yes tell him thank you if you're already friends with him tell him we think he's a hero give him just a nice rub on the middle back I I I'm sorry that I can't say your name offhand but to whoever the person is who made me a keychain with an onion on it with eyes and a face and I believe it was maybe Salt Lake City or maybe Cleveland or Columbus I can't remember I use it every day I that's my keychain now just you know it's because I they gave it to me and I was like this is so nice thanks and she looked at me and she was like it's look it's Paul onion it's basically a human onion it's the best all right it's a bloomin human onion it's a bloomin oh wait okay so sorry He used to come in and have a beer at the bar waiting for her when we were closing up at 1 a .m. Even though it was many years later and it seemed to be something that troubled him enough to still, they never felt right.

[349] Still, it never felt right to bring it up or ask him about it.

[350] It's like, serious.

[351] Good call, you fucking lunatic.

[352] Oh my God.

[353] Don't ever do that.

[354] You and the hair cutting girl should hang out.

[355] Teach each other some lessons.

[356] Hey, how about this overall life lesson?

[357] Zip it.

[358] Zip it until your fucking best friend.

[359] you're doing a little bit of a like a blood brother ceremony you have to be like in it to win it they drive you to the airport type of friends you've already told them about your deepest darkest secrets you go first you go fucking first with like some horrible weird terrible bad memory and you lay it all in the next time you meet someone immediately tell them you're i got pants in fifth grade and then they're going to be like i'm sorry what i just met you i don't want to do this with you i don't know nothing never mind we're yelling so much at Emily when she doesn't really deserve it.

[360] But we just want to be protective of our precious poll onions and anyone that's had an experience like that.

[361] They, oh, and now she goes and tells his business, they split up a couple years later.

[362] And though, I am still close with the Canadian girl.

[363] I haven't seen him in years.

[364] And hope he has found some small portion of peace with his experience.

[365] Oh, that's nice.

[366] I've included a photo from Pub Drinks after work for you, Karen.

[367] I hope this email reaches you now that I finally wrote it, SSDGM.

[368] Emily in L .A. Emily, that's a nice.

[369] Let me see, let me see him.

[370] Okay, we can't post this.

[371] But we'll just tell you.

[372] Explain it.

[373] He's, it's pub drinks, so it's, he's standing there with a beer in his hand.

[374] A pint.

[375] A pint of bitters.

[376] He is the cutest smile on his face and he looks like a very happy man. He looks like an Edgar Wright character.

[377] Like, and he'd be in an Edgar Wright movie.

[378] He looks like he would be the, he looks like Hugh Grant would play him in the movie.

[379] He's like kind of hot, you guys.

[380] He's got a great fucking.

[381] fucking face and he looks happy.

[382] A great Australian face.

[383] Yes.

[384] Is he Australian?

[385] No, he's British.

[386] He's got a great British face.

[387] He's got the kind of face where you're like, oh, he's super cute.

[388] And then you find out he's British and he's so much hotter.

[389] So much cuter.

[390] Like, yeah.

[391] Because you know he'd speak to you in the low, lilting tone.

[392] Yeah, and he's like probably a fun drunk.

[393] Yeah.

[394] He feels like British songs when he's drunk.

[395] He fucking like, he's like, we got to get chips when he's drunk all the time.

[396] And you're just like, he's like, we're right.

[397] We have to get chips.

[398] I do just want to put this out there, though.

[399] Okay.

[400] Because maybe he is finding it funny.

[401] Maybe like Jennifer Moray, he's like, oh, you guys put a positive spin on like this horrible thing that happened to me. And I appreciate it.

[402] I'm just saying, we're going to be in London and Manchester.

[403] So if he does feel that way and wants to come to one of our shows.

[404] Please, please, Paul.

[405] And I swear to God, we're really normal.

[406] Nobody, this is his decision, do not tell him or anything.

[407] But if it gets to him verbally through friendship.

[408] And he wants to come, he can come to any show in the UK.

[409] And you can come and hang out backstage with the men, so you don't have to go in the audience because the audience is going to fucking fan girl all over you and eat photos with you.

[410] Yeah.

[411] Whatever you want.

[412] Or you can do it your way.

[413] It's your way.

[414] And that way could include being carried in on a sedan chair if you want it to be that way.

[415] I doubt he wants it to be that way.

[416] Or we just go get a pint of bitters after the show.

[417] Can you imagine?

[418] What if we got sour cream and onion ones?

[419] And we're like, Paul, sour cream and onion.

[420] wait you can say he just said no he just heard me say that was like never mind bitters that's what isn't that isn't that beer in british um a pint of biters i thought was like those herbs that you take with soda water when your stomach is upset no i think i think bitters are beer could be you know what this is a lesson we're going to learn when we're in england they're going to scream it at us oh i mean i hope you live it this is my ploy to get them to send me a pint backstage yeah because you can't get anything backstage i can't get anything back i can't get anything i need stephen just real quick tell us tell us what the british version of bidders means yeah and we'll just sit here quietly and wait and watch yep you this is solid podcasting i didn't find the i didn't find the bathtub but they did use a t -shirt cannon to shoot drugs over the border that's good i'm gonna find that bathtub and show it i will find it and then a pint of bitters bitters are is beer a type of beer get your check me or or I know what bitters are oh like an English bitter An English bitter is like a beer George is a cocktail person She knows her shit Oh it is it is a type of beer Thank God Suck my bitters Is it Yeah the bitter style came from brewers Who wanted to differentiate these ales From other mild brews Yeah it's light It's like a light beer When Georgia said, suck my bitters, both hands went out, and then both hands gestured in toward her bitters.

[421] Yeah, I did the suck it gesture of Steve Seahawson's.

[422] Like karate hand sucker gesture.

[423] That's so cold Steve Austin's.

[424] Is that his thing?

[425] Yeah.

[426] And he goes, boom, boom with his pelvis.

[427] It's just, it's very offensive.

[428] It's very late 90s.

[429] You know, it's a way to say suck it.

[430] Yeah.

[431] If you're talking to someone who's hard of hearing, they know immediately what you mean.

[432] That's important.

[433] All right.

[434] That's the minisode.

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