#1580 - Andrew Schulz

[0] Check it out The Joe Rogan Experience Train by day Joe Rogan podcast by night All day Hi Joe What's up brother How are you?

[1] I'm good man Are you going to no headphones?

[2] I'll go no headphones too I always go no headphones Man I don't know It's just It locks me in in a weird way In a weird way Yeah the headphones I don't know I don't feel like I'm talking to you Now like I feel like we're having a conversation And there's just the microphone in the way Okay But this feels like it's on the phone Yeah I know it's on your show You'd never do headphones on any of your podcast, no headphones.

[3] Never.

[4] It is what it is.

[5] Dude, your show is fucking badass.

[6] The Netflix show is very, very good.

[7] Did you watch it?

[8] You are, yes, I did.

[9] Let's go.

[10] You are my favorite example of someone who took this pandemic and fucking rose through it.

[11] You elevated through it.

[12] You raised your stock while all the comedy clubs are shut down.

[13] No one's out.

[14] Everybody else is like trying to figure out what to do.

[15] they're doing Zoom stand -up, which lowers you.

[16] Because people get to see your stand -up, like, it's gross.

[17] Yeah.

[18] You know, you figured out how to do it, man. You really did.

[19] And you did it in a multimedia presentation form that really other people weren't doing, man. You fucking nailed it.

[20] It was awesome.

[21] Thank you, man. Thank you for being so supportive, man. Like, those videos popped off because you started reposting them.

[22] Oh, my pleasure.

[23] I love when people just get after it.

[24] I love that you do that.

[25] You hustle.

[26] Yeah, like, you work hard.

[27] Obviously, like, it's super tragic, Corona and everything like that.

[28] But, like, when, I don't know, for some reason, I kind of thrive in chaos, I don't know if that's like a New York thing, but, like, when it happened, part of me was like, oh, yeah, we're going to win.

[29] Literally, I told the guys that I was like, when they said everything is getting shut down, I go, we'll win, guarantee.

[30] We had just put the studio in there.

[31] Like, I paid all the money to do the studio, and I had no clue how I was going to, like, make the money back.

[32] It was like, you know, like the colonizers or whatever, like, they stop on the Island and then they'd like burn the ships.

[33] Yeah.

[34] Because if they weren't, everybody would be like, should we just go back to Spain?

[35] Like, it's more better.

[36] You know, there's like Spanish people and shit.

[37] And then we were just like, nah, we're going to fucking figure it out.

[38] Yeah.

[39] And then it happened.

[40] We tried a few things that didn't work exactly.

[41] And then.

[42] Would you try that didn't work?

[43] We did one thing that did work.

[44] We did like a talent show on Instagram live.

[45] And that was sick.

[46] It was just Corona's got talent.

[47] And Corona beer sponsored it.

[48] So it looked kind of cool.

[49] Yeah, they just were like, yo, can we send you beers like coronas?

[50] because nobody's buying coronas.

[51] We're like, fuck, yeah, this is crazy.

[52] How ridiculous is that that no one was buying corona because of coronavirus?

[53] I know.

[54] That is so dumb.

[55] I know.

[56] It's wild.

[57] So we did that.

[58] That was cool.

[59] Then we did like, I was just doing like straight to the camera stuff and it was like, kind of like long form, almost like talking to people, but it wasn't like comedic.

[60] It was more just like, hey, this is what's going on, you know?

[61] But for me, I was like, I want to be, I want to be funny in what I do, you know?

[62] Like, we have the podcast where we get to joke around and that's longer form.

[63] but like if we're going to create something like a piece of content, I want it to be funny.

[64] And then it was Bill Maher actually inspired it.

[65] Really?

[66] Yeah, that's snarky fuck.

[67] He's so snarky, bro.

[68] But like, remember when he did that video where like he was saying why it wasn't racist to call it the Chinese virus?

[69] Yes.

[70] And it was this great video.

[71] And I got sent it by like 10 different people.

[72] And like all different ages were sending it to me. like my fiance now's mom and dad sent it to me and like my boys were sending to me and I remember going oh shit like people need people need like a safe way of of describing their feelings you know what I mean oftentimes like comics that's kind of what we do like we'll describe how people feel in a funny way so all of a sudden it's okay and safe but if you just said that at work it would be racist you know what I mean like what like uh like sometimes having an opinion is super costly you know so if you so it's like but if you can thread the needle or we call like slice it thin that's what we say on the show like where you can say it in a way where it's not costly other people will really be engaged with it because they're like yeah that's how I feel it's just when I was trying to explain it seemed kind of sexes it seemed kind of racist or it seemed kind of this and it's like if you can actually get it down to like just the nuance of what the issue is you'll get it and he just did that with that he's like he went through every virus it was just named after something else yeah and then all of a sudden it's like oh yeah that's not Yeah, I retweeted that.

[73] I thought it was great.

[74] Yeah, he's got some great stuff sometimes.

[75] He's brave, man. I give credit to bravery.

[76] Yeah, he is.

[77] He's brave.

[78] He's cocky.

[79] He's caught.

[80] But we watched that and we were like, oh, we could do this way better.

[81] Ah.

[82] Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[83] And you did.

[84] Yeah, yeah.

[85] And you did.

[86] Yeah.

[87] It's, um, what that is is like when you're just trying to call people out on things, like trying to make things more whatever, more sexist, more homophobic, more racist than they really are.

[88] Those people that are doing that.

[89] They need to take some heads because, like, they just, those are free shots.

[90] Like, they take these free shots and there's no, like, you're really creating turmoil.

[91] Yeah.

[92] In social media with that shit.

[93] It fucks people's lives up.

[94] And the people that do it, they never get ostracized.

[95] They never get called out.

[96] People just either agree or disagree.

[97] But when people just go ridiculous after someone for something that doesn't make any sense.

[98] Like, this is the year for that.

[99] Yeah.

[100] Because the pandemic exaggerated.

[101] everything.

[102] It exaggerated everybody's fears, exaggerated everybody's anger, everybody felt more helpless.

[103] And a lot of times when people don't feel well, they don't look internally to try to fix themselves.

[104] Yeah.

[105] They attack things around.

[106] You're doing this to me. Yes, you're doing this to me. You're making me angry.

[107] Yeah.

[108] Yeah.

[109] Yeah.

[110] I love the one of the videos where you posted all of the different titles of all these different articles about white people about white men being toxic and your time is almost up and like that's what we were trying to do man like in that piece we were just trying to talk about like like not everybody that voted for Trump is racist but they were positioned that way by the media yeah and we were just sitting there and we're like what is the slice here like I don't believe that like you know all of us have like a family member or friends that did we know them they're not racist so why were they drawn to them and we started to kind of like go back and I think it was back then like 2016 like there were all these articles and they just kind of like positioned I guess it kind of like positioned white dudes specifically as like responsible for all the evils in the world and I guess the people in power are going to do the bad things and if white people are in power they're going to do it but I don't know if you can like make a blanket assessment on like everybody that has white skin with that it's dumb it's dumb right you can you can say what is it's hateful it's rude it is actually racist it's actually sexist but the end of the day it's just dumb it's a dumb way to describe life and the people that agree with it that's a real problem is that there's a lot of lemmings out there that don't have a lot of time to sit through things and really think things out and they just agree the best is when white men agree that is my favorite those are my favorite those fucking gender race traders there are some pathetic men out there The male feminists that are self -loathing white guys?

[111] Yeah.

[112] Yeah.

[113] They are the best.

[114] And it's sad because the people that they're doing that to appease don't respect it.

[115] No!

[116] At all.

[117] They think that they're pathetic.

[118] Yeah.

[119] So they think that they're winning them over, you know, but they're not.

[120] They're like, I don't know.

[121] It's real sad, man. All those feminists want to get guerrilla fucked.

[122] All of them.

[123] Every one of them.

[124] They just want to get guerrilla fucked by a guy who, like, respects them.

[125] They all have the right boundaries, and they set up right, they feel comfortable, and then they have a couple of cocktails, and they're like, let's go.

[126] Like, they're strong, like, feminists.

[127] They tend to be strong women.

[128] Like, feminists tend to be strong, powerful women.

[129] And I think one of the things that feminists react to aggressively is bitch men.

[130] And, you know, as weak men or men who think they're strong but aren't, you know, these asshole bosses that get in this position of power and they sexually harass women.

[131] Yeah.

[132] And they grab and fuck with them and do things because they can get away.

[133] But they're really not strong men.

[134] Yeah.

[135] They're pathetic.

[136] Yeah.

[137] Yeah.

[138] So these bitch -ass men, these.

[139] feminist men, they think, like, I've got the solution.

[140] I am the man of your dreams.

[141] Like, you know, you're not.

[142] You know, Jason Mamoa is the fucking man of their dreams, right?

[143] You know, a really nice savage.

[144] That's the man of their dreams.

[145] A guy who's not going to sexually harass him who also happens to be six foot four and built like a fucking football player.

[146] That's what they want.

[147] They'll pretend that they want a male feminist.

[148] Like, no, they'll dominate you and tell you what to do and ruin your life and make you hyphenate your last name.

[149] They'll do all that shit.

[150] Those guys who hyphenate their last name oh my goodness we're getting married or not okay I told my girl I was like that's not happening not happening uh -uh uh -uh delete yeah that is that's one of those bitch moves yeah they try to get you to do those things yeah they don't want that guy they want a man I feel like strong women I don't know I don't know how we put it in like quotes but like strong women are not intimidated by strong men they're not but some strong women have been burned by so many dickhead men.

[151] Right.

[152] They're just tired of men in general and they don't have the time to look for nuance.

[153] Yeah.

[154] They don't have the time to look for.

[155] Is this guy a stereotypical douchebag man or is this guy a thoughtful guy who looks like a dickhead?

[156] Right.

[157] You know, both those things are possible.

[158] Yeah.

[159] So you could look like a dickhead as long as you're sweet.

[160] If you're some fucking big meathead dude likes to go to the gym, but you read a lot and you're really interesting and you just like being yoked.

[161] That's possible.

[162] You're allowed to.

[163] That's possible.

[164] What happened where dudes aren't allowed to be strong?

[165] That's not real.

[166] Like something happened where like if you go to the gym, you're automatically dumb.

[167] Like you're doing the thing that helps you live longer.

[168] You know, the other side of that is if you're hot and you're a woman, you're stupid.

[169] But.

[170] They're not.

[171] All right.

[172] Some of them.

[173] Well, you know why for the same reason.

[174] Because it's easy.

[175] It's easier.

[176] Like hot dudes are dumb.

[177] How often you meet a smart, hot dude?

[178] Or funny.

[179] smoking hot they're not they're not funny either very rarely but and why would they be yeah like i don't know i mean i'm sure when you were younger and you were single days you know you were out there plowing you probably were laughing at jokes that weren't as funny from a very attractive girl oh yeah yeah you do your best okay right i mean the same thing there's probably some girl that's laughing at some handsome dudes jokes and aren't that funny exactly yeah i mean you get in when you fin in that's why you got to be like really kind of like wounded or something to be like funny and there's got to be something severely wrong something happened when you were young someone ignored you some things went sideways or gay yeah oh that too yeah lesbian lesbian chicks are funny because they know what it's like to get pussy oh yeah is that it is that the key there's a lot of that is the key because a lot of girls like humor and they're not that good at doing it you know so they like other people to make them laugh right you know i mean there are obviously very funny women there's a lot a very funny female comics but generally speaking when you think of funny people like Christopher Hitchens wrote a piece about this for Vanity Fair oh yeah women aren't funny a long time ago right and basically he was trying to say that the women that are funny they tend to have like sort of uh masculine humor you know like Roseanne or somewhere along those lines you know they tend to have what he called dyke humor yeah yeah maybe he just found them funnier because he likes masculine humor maybe also he's he was a he was a little little bit of an intellectual troll because he liked to fuck with people because he was he's basically like a black belt who would walk up to white belts and smack him in the face a little bit like come you want to roll like he would drag them he was like ben Shapiro before Ben Shapiro is that she's well he have a Ben Shapiro's clips are like I'll roast this feminist that's a freshman in college it's like you're supposed to yeah like that's what you do right didn't you go to Harvard yeah yeah people have a love hate relationship with Ben Shapiro every time I defend him people get mad at me I like the guy yeah you can like him I like him yeah he like him he's just a little corny yeah he well he's wrong about stuff I think also just like let it go does he ever just like chill out just like fucking hang out he talks a hundred miles and out I know he doesn't have time to relax just chill dude yeah you never like have him like not hit the weed or whatever but like the hookah or something yeah do you imagine if you gave that guy an edible what kind of hole that he would fall into I want to see him sing whap then that would be fired we got to get Ben high Ben come on the show we'll smoke weed together that song is a funny song because if you if that song was about hard -ass dicks there is no way it would be so publicly and culturally acceptable talk about hard -ass dicks it is cool that wetness has become their like judging point for pussy because we didn't really know what it was you was tightness for a while Yeah.

[180] You know what I mean?

[181] But, like, tightness, they can't really control.

[182] But wetness, you can?

[183] Like, what, Keggling?

[184] Kegels, yeah, exercises.

[185] There's competitions.

[186] Have you been with loose vagina?

[187] Have you had loose vagina?

[188] Not, like, ridiculous.

[189] That's a tough question because if you admit it, it's like, maybe you weren't filling up that.

[190] Exactly, yeah.

[191] I mean, obviously, they do vary.

[192] They have to vary.

[193] They have to.

[194] Yeah.

[195] But we don't talk.

[196] about that no we don't talk about volume in pussy like there's just pussy is great yeah this woman is uh she's got a hole in her pants and she's lifting weights with her pussy oh she has like uh yeah so she literally has like a little hole in her pants usually they're russians for some strange reason but uh these there's women that clamp down on their pussy they put like a i don't know like a rubber thing in there right hold it in place to squeeze on it and they lift weights with it yeah there's a god bless there's a A woman who's, like, got a world record.

[197] Look at this chick.

[198] Is this her?

[199] I don't know.

[200] I want to see how, what is the hole in her pants?

[201] I don't even see a hole.

[202] Impressive how quickly Jamie got this up.

[203] Is it going through some weird little tiny, like the, like the, for your, for a hoodie, like those little things.

[204] You know those things?

[205] When you can put your thumb through the head, the string comes through the islet.

[206] I mean, obviously, it has to be in there.

[207] It's in a cuder.

[208] But there's some women that just, they want to impress you by clamping.

[209] and down.

[210] I like that, though.

[211] Yeah.

[212] Who doesn't?

[213] Yeah.

[214] Who's like, no, I like it just, I like I like minimal friction.

[215] I just like it, I like just to be relaxed.

[216] Yeah.

[217] I want to work hard.

[218] Yeah, there's something ferocious about a tight pussy.

[219] Yeah.

[220] Yeah.

[221] But we're out the game, Joe.

[222] You know what I mean?

[223] We just got our one perfect pussy for the rest of our life.

[224] You're recently out the game too, right?

[225] That's right.

[226] How long?

[227] Have you done the thing yet?

[228] Like I do.

[229] I propose.

[230] Yeah, when you do the I do, I do thing But that, to me, the proposal was the I do.

[231] Right.

[232] Right?

[233] Like, I don't know.

[234] I don't feel like it's any different now.

[235] For her it might be, but for me, I've made the commitment.

[236] Right.

[237] Financially.

[238] You're going to make little Andrew Schultz?

[239] Yeah, I would like to.

[240] That would be fire.

[241] You're going to do them in New York City?

[242] Um, I think so.

[243] Yeah.

[244] I think we're going to see what happens to New York in like the next year.

[245] Well, it's going to light on fire.

[246] You think so?

[247] Oh, yeah.

[248] It's not fall apart.

[249] You think?

[250] Yeah.

[251] The businesses are gone.

[252] Yeah.

[253] It's going to be a long time for that shit bounces back.

[254] It's going to be a weird place where, like, people that, like, danger go to and artists go to.

[255] It's probably going to be really good creatively for a while.

[256] But there'll be a lot of crime for a long time.

[257] It's going to take a long time for that to even out.

[258] Yeah, I wonder, man, do you think that America would let New York go?

[259] That's the crown jewel of the Western world.

[260] People are in a desperate state.

[261] But I think the government would bail out New York in the same way they bail out these big businesses.

[262] You think you're going to bail out Walmart before you bail out New York City?

[263] They're not going to bail out.

[264] New York City.

[265] It's too complicated.

[266] With France bail out Paris?

[267] That's what I'm trying to think.

[268] Like France would bail out Paris.

[269] Like England bail out London.

[270] Like the idea of bailing something out is not that easy.

[271] Bro, it is.

[272] They just printed $3 trillion.

[273] You just go like this, print.

[274] But it's, where's the money go?

[275] Like there's no money.

[276] It's fake.

[277] I understand that.

[278] It's all fake.

[279] It's all fake.

[280] Everything's fake.

[281] Basically it's all fake.

[282] Dude is amazing.

[283] But to get New York City out of, you would have to go back in time.

[284] You would have to do so many different things.

[285] You have these mom and pop businesses that were open for 30 years or gone forever in the span of eight months you would have to somehow another stop that from happening so you keep the flavor that is these these small individual businesses in new york city yeah because that's one thing about new york city like new york city even though it's very expensive and it's huge it's massive the thing that makes new york city cool is these independent little small mom and pop spots yeah whether it's a bodega or whether it's a restaurant or whether it's a bar those that's what's cool about New York.

[286] Yeah.

[287] You got your neighborhood spots.

[288] Yeah.

[289] And those are gone.

[290] You think those go because there's still people from those neighborhoods.

[291] Yeah, but they don't have any money.

[292] Yeah, but those people aren't going to leave.

[293] Like, I guess the people I see leaving are like the bankers, the people who have a house in California, they also have a house in New York.

[294] The people that don't have to live in New York all the sudden have left.

[295] Yes, a lot of people did.

[296] Yeah, like tons, like a million people left.

[297] But like New York has become more New York after they left.

[298] It hasn't felt this New York.

[299] to me since I was a kid.

[300] What do you mean?

[301] Everybody I see is a New Yorker.

[302] Everybody I see is somebody who grew up there, right?

[303] So the New Yorkers, the people I went to high school with, like elementary school with, are also there because they can't afford to leave.

[304] Right.

[305] So to me, we're what makes New York dope.

[306] Like, we make New York fire because we're fire.

[307] And then these people from Maine come in because they think they're cool than everybody in Maine and they're like, I'm a New Yorker now.

[308] And then the second gets rough, they leave.

[309] But like, I don't know.

[310] You can't take away the essence of New York if you don't take away the New York.

[311] Yorkers.

[312] Well, what I was saying earlier, I think that it's going to get rent anyway.

[313] Like, come this is drug money.

[314] Like, that's not true.

[315] Yes.

[316] Every boat pay.

[317] That's so rude.

[318] What do you think we get weed?

[319] You go through a bodega, you get some stale bread and some weed.

[320] No, you have a guy deliver it to you.

[321] Now we do.

[322] Now we do.

[323] Yeah.

[324] Get the delivery, man. Especially now that New Jersey's wide open.

[325] We respect Corona laws.

[326] We just don't respect the drug laws.

[327] No. We got our drugs delivered.

[328] We won't go outside the house.

[329] We're quarantined.

[330] You could just drive to New Jersey now.

[331] Now it's legal there.

[332] Totally.

[333] Yeah, but then you've got to pay the toll.

[334] It's 16 bucks on the way back in.

[335] You hire a guy to go get it.

[336] Now we're talking.

[337] Now we're talking.

[338] You got to know a guy.

[339] New York's going to be good, man. New York is going to be different.

[340] It will be different.

[341] It's not going to be what it is like eight years ago.

[342] It might be better.

[343] Eight months ago.

[344] Low key, it might be better.

[345] I kind of, I don't know.

[346] I'm excited for it.

[347] I got to be.

[348] That's home team.

[349] You know what I mean?

[350] L .A. was home team for me. I'm building that shit.

[351] Yeah, but you're from Boston.

[352] That's true.

[353] You know what I'm ready.

[354] Like if Boston was about to go under, you'd be like, I got a fucking help Boston out.

[355] Nope.

[356] No?

[357] Fuck off.

[358] Really?

[359] Yeah, eat shit.

[360] But it made you.

[361] It's who you are.

[362] No dwellers.

[363] No, it made me, the Boston of 1988 made me. The Boston of today, I have no association with those people.

[364] Really?

[365] And I enjoy their company.

[366] Yeah, you got Boston in you, bro.

[367] I got a little bit.

[368] You got Boston.

[369] You start out doing stand -up in Boston.

[370] It's like, it's rough.

[371] It's like a boot camp.

[372] Yeah.

[373] It's a different kind of stand -up.

[374] My favorite comics from Boston.

[375] They don't have any attention span up there.

[376] They're like, let's go.

[377] I worked all day.

[378] You And they heckle funny.

[379] Oh, yeah.

[380] That's the thing people do not understand.

[381] You go do comedy in Boston.

[382] Someone's going to heckle you with a line that you're like, I'm going to keep that line.

[383] I'm not going to say that I'm going to keep it, but next time I'm on the stage, I'll be using that line.

[384] I'll tell you're good.

[385] A lot of funny people in Boston never become comics.

[386] It's cold.

[387] It's cold weather and people work hard.

[388] Yeah.

[389] And they need to do something to amuse themselves.

[390] They talk shit to each other.

[391] There's a lot of shit talking there.

[392] Yeah.

[393] I just think that the problem at New York.

[394] York is particularly like restaurants and clubs and stuff like that like yeah those things are not coming back and those things that have been around for a long time I'm cool with that what like comedy clubs no like night clubs yeah comedy clubs should be back and we should uh I mean we should be doing more to help the comedy clubs honestly they should let them open they should let them fucking open they should let people do whatever the fuck they want to do and that's what they do right here that's why I moved here they let people do whatever the fuck they wanted to yeah you can go to restaurants you can go to clubs yeah Chappelle and I are doing these shows.

[395] There's 400 people outside stuffed into this amphitheater and they're all COVID -tested.

[396] And they're like, good.

[397] Sounds good.

[398] Let's do a show.

[399] You can't even do that in L .A. They won't even allow you.

[400] Yeah, L .A. shut down completely, right?

[401] It doesn't make any sense.

[402] There's no science behind it.

[403] It's ridiculous.

[404] What do you think it is?

[405] They're monsters.

[406] They're idiots.

[407] What do they get out of it?

[408] I'm trying to understand is it like re -election just by quote -unquote saving lives?

[409] There's a lot of cases.

[410] There's a lot of cases.

[411] But their solution to a lot of cases, they've had eight months to add new hospital rooms.

[412] That's what I'm wondering.

[413] Eight months, eight months to fix the system.

[414] Like, the same people that were telling us, there's going to be a second wave, weren't preparing for the second wave.

[415] They've had eight months.

[416] Eight months to do all this.

[417] They haven't done shit.

[418] They just tell you what you can't do.

[419] They don't tell you anything what you should be doing for your health.

[420] Anything that you should be doing to boost your immune system.

[421] Yeah.

[422] They don't pass out vitamin D to people.

[423] I was trying to get that regenerum from you.

[424] When I got corona, when I got corona, I hit you up.

[425] I was like, Joe.

[426] You and Jamie.

[427] You were too late, though.

[428] What do you mean?

[429] You want to get that.

[430] it right at the point of infection like right when you know you have it that's when you're supposed to get on that stuff right right yeah you were you were like five days in i think i was a few days in and i was like freaking out because it was literally right in the middle of the netflix shoot we had to shut it down and um and i remember going i need to beat this within 10 days so that we don't miss our launch date right because i got to come back and film and i was like who the fuck know do i know that has some regeneron and then i remember i texted you and i was like joe and i texted you like real like easy at first i was like joe what should i I do for Corona, you know what I mean?

[431] And then you were like, you know, it takes some vitamin D, this, that there.

[432] I was like, yeah, that's cool.

[433] But what's up with that regeneron?

[434] And then you're next thing you text me, you're like, I can get my hands on that if you need it.

[435] The issue was the doctor told me it was too late.

[436] Yeah, the doctor I got a hold of said he's better.

[437] He's better.

[438] He's better.

[439] He goes, literally, he's better off just doing nothing right now.

[440] Yeah.

[441] It was all right.

[442] I know.

[443] I was like a little coldish.

[444] I can't smell.

[445] I can't smell.

[446] I was telling you really, I can't smell.

[447] And I lost taste for a little bit.

[448] No, I can't smell at all I realized I couldn't smell Yeah How about Donnell Rawling's black ash candle?

[449] Let me smell that Okay Oh yeah It smells like Hennessy Buffalo wings Do you get anything out of that?

[450] No A little bit A little bit Yeah it just kind of smells like soap to me And Donnell I'm sure it's way better Than what I'm smelling Is that really strong to you?

[451] A little It smells good I like the smell Yeah I don't smell In honor of Donnell I'm really Bitch, bitch.

[452] You're not worried about getting it at all, huh?

[453] No. I'm worried about giving it to other people.

[454] Yeah, that's what I'm worried about.

[455] I'm so juiced up on vitamins and all kinds of other Mexican supplements and various, various things that accentuate the way your body works.

[456] Do you think you're just going to turn off one day?

[457] Me?

[458] Yeah.

[459] I don't know.

[460] We'll find out.

[461] Are we just going to read one day on a Thursday?

[462] You, like, picked up a kettleball and just fell free over?

[463] I'm as long as it's moving Everything works great As long as it keeps working great But you don't mind being like an experiment For these things No, no You like it I talk to doctors Yeah Like I'm not doing this like haphazardly Yeah All these doctors that I talk to I've already been experimenting on people It's a little haphazardly Well it's I get blood tests And it's like I know what I'm doing You were pitching us something earlier It didn't even have a name Joe Which would you like The BBC PIPC 157 I don't know what this thing is Yeah it's a peptide Yeah, of course, it's a peptide.

[464] Yeah, it heals people with injuries.

[465] Peptide?

[466] What is a peptide?

[467] Joe, John Joe, look at it.

[468] I went to public school.

[469] I don't know what a peptide is.

[470] I went to public school, too.

[471] How the fuck do you know what a peptide is?

[472] I read.

[473] Okay, I got to get into that.

[474] Yeah, you get into reading.

[475] Peptide.

[476] My doctor actually told me about peptides a long time ago.

[477] Yeah, they accentuate healing.

[478] There's a lot of articles about them.

[479] Okay.

[480] Athletes swear by them.

[481] Particularly BPC 157.

[482] Okay.

[483] There's a lot of evidence that it accelerates healing from you.

[484] injuries.

[485] And a lot of like elite athletes swear by it.

[486] I just started.

[487] I believe Isada has banned them.

[488] I don't think, see if that's true.

[489] Because I think Chad Mendez was using it, was using a pet tag.

[490] He got, he got in trouble.

[491] I think that was one of the things he got in trouble with.

[492] I don't think he knew they were banned.

[493] I'm about it.

[494] I was telling you earlier, like I'm down to start like cycling or something like that or HGH or whatever.

[495] I heard if you do a little bit of the HGH, it's kind of fine.

[496] Yes, that's exactly what you want.

[497] You want like one unit.

[498] That's what I take.

[499] I take one unit a day.

[500] And doesn't change the way you look or anything like that?

[501] Well, you get big, if you get bigger, it's going to change the way you look.

[502] Your face will fill out.

[503] Your neck will be bigger.

[504] Yeah.

[505] You know, your shoulders will be bigger.

[506] You're going to get bigger if you lift weights.

[507] But if you don't lift weights, and you take that stuff and you keep your body fairly lean, you'll, you know.

[508] What if I do half a unit and lift weights?

[509] What's the matter?

[510] I need to find the balance.

[511] I'm just trying to find the balance where I don't, like, change the shape of my body and head.

[512] Because what you just said to me was so normal.

[513] Like what you said it was really normal?

[514] You were like, yeah, like your head will grow.

[515] Well, that's not that normal.

[516] Your face will fill out and it'll look like your head's growing.

[517] That's the same thing.

[518] But if you get to the actual skull itself, it's basically the same size.

[519] Chad Mendes did have a peptide, but it was something called GHRP6.

[520] Okay, so it's another peptide.

[521] There's thymocin.

[522] There's a few different peptides, but all of them athletes like to use because it accelerates healing.

[523] do you do anything any sports or anything you didn't you didn't you play basketball i was playing ball and then i kind of stopped playing ball and then um i uh box kickbox a little bit that's what i do for like uh exercise yeah oh that's good yeah you doing that right now is there are they open in new york i kind of i like broke my hand a few months ago so like my brother and i got into a little thing were you and your brother huh yeah yeah him on the forehead uh actually the cheek bone you had a uh an actual donnie brook with your brother.

[524] Yeah, a little bit.

[525] And it's fucked up is because, like, I, you know, usually you break these knuckles.

[526] Yeah.

[527] But I broke this one.

[528] He's huge.

[529] Remember, I was, like, six, six.

[530] So, like, I think I was punching up and I just hit that part of my finger first.

[531] But he's massive.

[532] Like, he could just fucking destroy me if he wanted to.

[533] Why'd you hit him then?

[534] He just hit me. He hit you first?

[535] Yeah.

[536] He's got some, you know, he's like, he's got some stuff going on.

[537] Some issues?

[538] Yeah, he's a little, he's a little schizophrenic.

[539] So, like.

[540] Oh, no. I just walked in for my dad's birthday.

[541] A giant schizophrenic.

[542] Ooh, fun times.

[543] Oh, yeah.

[544] That's great.

[545] But he's great.

[546] He's, you know, he's the best and he can hit hard.

[547] Yes.

[548] Yeah.

[549] So, yeah, that was it.

[550] But yeah, I loved the, I used to box back in the day, you know, when I was in college and shit.

[551] So, yeah?

[552] It was fun.

[553] That's a great way to exercise.

[554] That's the best.

[555] As you get older, the most important thing, though, is weightlifting.

[556] Really?

[557] Yeah, because your bones, your bones start getting, you lose density.

[558] They just get weaker.

[559] Really?

[560] And the only.

[561] The only way to change your bones, the only way to make up thicker and denser is weightlifting, the only way.

[562] Really?

[563] Yeah.

[564] Why is it different than boxing?

[565] Because you're not carrying weight.

[566] The whole idea is you're fighting gravity.

[567] Like when you do, like say if you're doing like cleans and presses and shit like that, Olympic weightlifts is what I always recommend to people, particularly deadlifts.

[568] Deadlifts is the, that's the big one.

[569] Deadlifts and squats.

[570] Because you're forcing your body to pick up heavy things and your body just gets denser.

[571] Everything gets thicker and denser because your bone structure is recognizing, your body's recognizing that this fucking dude likes to carry heavy shit now.

[572] Yeah.

[573] This is our new life.

[574] Our new life is we have to adapt to him carrying heavy shit.

[575] So your bones get denser.

[576] As you get older when you don't exercise, your bones absolutely get like lighter and frailer and weaker and more fragile.

[577] That's why when old people fall down, they break hips and shit.

[578] Yeah, they just, they lose all their bone density.

[579] The only way to maintain bone density is weightlifting.

[580] that's why you're all about the kettlebells all about it all about weights yeah yeah yeah but you're still doing kickboxing yeah yeah but but i never stop lifting weights it's as you i'm 53 right as you get older there's just no way around the deterioration unless you you you have to be disciplined do you think you could still throw down like if it had to happen like if jake paul called you out well he probably fucked me up really he's a good boxer he's good boxer what if it was kick boxing, he doesn't really know how to kickbox.

[581] When I was a younger man and I had good knees, I could be kickboxing people.

[582] But I can barely get through a workout without being in pain now.

[583] There's a reality of knees and backs.

[584] Have you tried the PBC to Peptide?

[585] The BPC -157.

[586] Yeah, yeah.

[587] It helps you maintain.

[588] But there's a big difference between maintaining and working out and then being able to train for a fight.

[589] Yeah.

[590] So you think, interesting.

[591] Being able to train for a fight, your body would break down.

[592] Yeah, yeah.

[593] Yeah, Jake is interesting, man. He is excellent at trolling.

[594] He's good.

[595] So is his brother.

[596] Yeah.

[597] His brother's, we played a video of his brother wrestling, Paulo Costa.

[598] Yeah, yeah.

[599] His brother is fucking legit.

[600] He's legit athlete.

[601] Yeah, I think he wrestled back in the day.

[602] Yeah, he did.

[603] Wrestling.

[604] Jamie tried to shut it down.

[605] Say it was like junior college.

[606] It was actually a real college.

[607] That's that Ohio rivalry right there.

[608] That's the dad is.

[609] Listen, man, you got to give credit where credits do.

[610] I know those guys like to troll, but he's Jake and his brother.

[611] are both legitimate tough guys.

[612] They're tough.

[613] Do you think that you need trolling now for fight sports?

[614] Are we at a point where that's the only thing that engages the casual fan?

[615] Well, Khabib Nermigamevinoff is the biggest draw in combat sports.

[616] And he doesn't do any trash talk.

[617] But is that a reflection of dominance?

[618] Are we kind of watching to see if he'll lose, like the Mayweather effect?

[619] Well.

[620] Like how many people are rooting for, like, Khabib seems like incredibly like sweet guy and he's like a consummate professional, but I feel like the way you market the fight is not in the way that when we were younger, watching Roy Jones, we're like, yo, Roy's going to do some crazy thing.

[621] We're like, puts his hand by his back and he just knocks a dude out.

[622] Like, we're rooting for Roy to win, even in his most dominant time.

[623] I feel like now the way you promote the fight is, oh, this is the perfect guy to take out, Khab, you know, like, Justin's the perfect.

[624] Oh, yeah, you know, he's got striking, but he has a wrestling background.

[625] We're kind of, like, thinking of different ways we take him down, whereas, like, yeah, I don't know.

[626] I don't know if, like, I don't know if we're, if we're rooting for him to win in that way?

[627] Well, if you're a fan of his, you're rooting for him to win.

[628] Sure, and I'm sure if you're from Dagestan and that kind of stuff.

[629] When you have a guy who's, uh, Khabibb's 28 or 29 and O, and really has smashed everybody in front of him, you always wonder, like, who's going to be the guy that solves that riddle.

[630] And Justin came real close with those leg kicks.

[631] Yeah.

[632] He was, he was really fucking up his leg.

[633] Yeah.

[634] And, but Kabe figured out a way to get the fight to the ground, almost finished it at the beginning, or the end, rather, of the first round, and then got him in the second round.

[635] Yeah.

[636] He's just, he's not.

[637] another level yeah and that's one of the things that happens when you're i mean you got to realize that guy is supremely disciplined yeah supremely dedicated like doesn't drink doesn't smoke doesn't fuck around doesn't abuse his body always fit always in shape always training and lives like a champion and it's like very religious like very devout Muslim like doesn't i think that doesn't fuck oh yeah he's so discipline no partying he's not partying he's not doing coke and banging hose he's none of that he's just smashing people yeah you know but i think he's they're trying to talk him into having more fights right he told his mother that he was going to retire after he fought gaichi yeah i remember seeing that but you know what man he's in his prime and you only get one prime yeah and you know and as what more can he prove though the most dominant man in the sport yeah what's going on here that weight cut he had there it was going around again from his oh wow his last fight oh he always cuts a lot of weight but it was apparently very brutal yeah it's brutal but what more can he He's not really 155 pounds.

[638] There's a thing in mixed martial arts that we all just accept, and it's a sanctioned form of cheating.

[639] Like you're pretending you're 155 pounds, so you draw your body out, you dry out to 155, and then you fucking balloon back up.

[640] Eat a lot of spaghetti and balloon back up to 200 pounds after the weight cut.

[641] It's nuts.

[642] How do you work around that?

[643] The only way you do it is you have hydration test.

[644] They've implemented that in college sports in wrestling.

[645] What's a hydration test?

[646] They test your body.

[647] They test your hydration.

[648] They make sure that you're not dehydrated.

[649] So you have to have a certain amount of liquid in your body when you're weighing in.

[650] Exactly.

[651] Exactly.

[652] Yeah.

[653] They're doing that in this organization called OneFC.

[654] One FC is an organization that's in Asia.

[655] They're huge, huge.

[656] That's what Ascran was.

[657] He was doing most of his damage.

[658] Ascran was over there.

[659] Mighty Mouse Johnson went over there.

[660] Eddie Alvarez went over there.

[661] A lot of really good fighters.

[662] that the UFC either lost a bidding and they went over there or they decided to leave the UFC and go over there.

[663] Yeah.

[664] But they're doing hydration tests.

[665] So guys that fought at 170 are now fighting on 185 because that's really what they weigh.

[666] Yeah.

[667] A guy who fights at 170 generally, like a guy like a savage, like Camaro Usman, he walks around like 190 -ish, maybe even bigger, and then just dehydrates himself down to 170 for a very small amount of time and then balloons back up.

[668] Like you see them at the way -ins and then you see them the next day at the fight.

[669] It's hard to believe it's the same person sometimes.

[670] Yeah, but then there's certain guys that are fighting around their weight and they're exceptional.

[671] Like, Izzy fights probably within like five pounds or what he walks around.

[672] Izzy fights, he weighs in below the limit all the time.

[673] But Izzy is in the Matrix.

[674] He's on, he's so much better as a striker than most of these guys he faces.

[675] And every fight starts outstanding up.

[676] Yeah.

[677] Like, you've got to get a hold of that guy if you want to win.

[678] Does it feel like now when I watch his fights and I'm seeing how like, dominant he's become.

[679] Do you think that's a reflection of him just becoming more confident in the ring?

[680] Because I don't know if his striking skills are being improved.

[681] He's been an elite striker probably for the last decade.

[682] But something is different in terms of like, well, he's a champion.

[683] Is that it?

[684] There's just the championship bump.

[685] Well, he's also getting better.

[686] I mean, he's young.

[687] He's still improving.

[688] Like these guys, they still train.

[689] When you're training you're getting better.

[690] It's not like you train and you hit this plateau and you never get any better.

[691] Now the best fighters keep getting better Until the wheels fall off So the body starts breaking down Yeah You know, and his body's not breaking down at all Yeah, he's in his prime right now Yeah And, you know, he's just better He's just better than everybody He's also, he's smart as fuck man Yeah, he's smart in there, dude There's a lot going on Like he sees patterns That other guys don't necessarily see And his emphasis on precision Over power, like all these guys That are really interested in power That's one of the things that the Paulo Costa fight was so interesting about that fight was like, Paula Costa is just this giant gorilla.

[692] Just smash him up, dude.

[693] Just big, yoked as fuck.

[694] Just walks dudes down and beats the fuck out of him.

[695] And Izzy was laughing about that.

[696] He's like, I don't know, everybody has power.

[697] He goes, at precision.

[698] Yeah.

[699] And then you saw it in the fight, like, oh, yeah.

[700] Oh, he really does.

[701] Like, this isn't just boasting.

[702] Yeah.

[703] Like, when he started lighten up his leg and do all his feints and switch stances on him, and, and and get reeds on him and then pop at him.

[704] He started picking that dude apart.

[705] It was that leg kick, man. Well, it was that.

[706] I think Costa had something going on with his legs before the fight legitimately because he had all those cup marks all over his legs.

[707] A lot of times these dudes in training are training with guys and they're training the same way they're fighting.

[708] And so they're training with a guy who's going to attack your leg.

[709] And not only that, he's, you know, he's a big brute.

[710] And so he's probably fucking up his training partner.

[711] So the training partner is probably fucking up him.

[712] Right.

[713] And they're attacking the calves.

[714] Because the calf kick is a very debilitating weapon.

[715] And a lot of these athletes are using this now.

[716] And when I saw him walk into the octagon, you see his, if you could see his calves.

[717] Yeah.

[718] Before, like that right now is just fucked up from Izzy chewing it up.

[719] But even before the fight started, he had these cup marks all over his calves.

[720] I see the guys with them on their back sometimes.

[721] Yeah.

[722] It helps people with, like, injure.

[723] and aches and pains and shit like that.

[724] But if you have those on your calves, I wonder.

[725] There's an issue.

[726] I start thinking, oh, you might be bruised up already.

[727] Somebody might have already chopped at your calves.

[728] You've ever been kicked in the calf?

[729] No. It's a fucking terrible feeling.

[730] Yeah, yeah.

[731] It's terrible.

[732] Your feet go numb.

[733] Actually, no, I have.

[734] I would do like fake sparring.

[735] It's not real.

[736] It's more like working out drills and stuff like that with this guy when we were working out.

[737] And I didn't have a shin guard.

[738] And he did.

[739] and it still was like brutal because I was supposed to check him but eventually it just hurt so much just checking him so I just kind of like would turn my leg I'd like let him move my leg with it yeah it was probably the worst technique no it's not the worst some guys choose to do that over checking it sometimes when you know you just can't get out of the way and you know the kick's coming your way sometimes you have to make a decision in the moment yeah like is is my shin so battered from checking that this is going to kill me if he hits it and maybe the side of my leg is a little bit more durable I'll let it go It's like in boxing Like turning with the punch That's all I got left Exactly I'm gonna turn my jaw as you punch it Yeah Some guys are masters at that shit Yeah They stand right in front of dudes And let them throw punches Yeah, Canello was really improved God damn he's so funny to see him Like because I was at the fight Where Canello fought Mayweather And like Do you remember that fight?

[740] Yeah And just Mayweather just totally schooled him Man It was unbelievable truly unbelievable to even just be there in that room and just watch there was so much confidence behind Canello right and obviously like 80 % of the crowd was Mexican right and you saw like 80 % of the crowd's heart's just broken because by the third round you know exactly what was going on yeah it was complete domination and yeah man it was unbelievable to see maybe where there's a real master he's a modern master to me he's the greatest great of all time meaning he's greater at boxing than like Stephen Hawking is at science in my opinion There's a good argument for that Because who's come close Here's the thing Like the sport is Hit and not be hit Who does that better than Floyd Mayweather Dude I can name three times in his career Where he was hurt I can name them Yeah Zab Judah Right hook Shane Mosley DeMarcus chop chop chop corley DeMarcus chop chop corley Almost like put him out And it was the same I forgot about that fight How about Maidana My Donna Yeah at the end of the fourth round Yeah at the end of the belly Hit him in the right hand And Floyd didn't know where his corner was for a second he was out of it but he's got a beard that's the thing about Freud a lot of people don't realize that he's got the pretty boy shit but he could take a shot and I remember just like I'm like damn this guy is impossible to beat what do you think is going to happen when he fights Logan Paul how crazy is that dude I like Logan Logan's a big kid but it doesn't matter it's like Canello was big they've all been big but you know with Conello Floyd one of the things he did it was really intelligent he forced Canello to go down to I believe it was 150 155 Oh, did they have a catch weight?

[741] Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

[742] And I think he did that because he knew Cannell had a hard time making 154.

[743] Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[744] I mean, now Cannell is at 168.

[745] We fought 75.

[746] He knocked out Kovalev.

[747] I thought that was at 168.

[748] No, that was the light heavyweight.

[749] Yeah.

[750] He knocked out Kovale.

[751] Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

[752] Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[753] I mean, look at this.

[754] I mean, that's obviously not real, but still.

[755] Logan's got the size.

[756] He's a big guy.

[757] It's not real, but it might be close.

[758] And Floyd is tiny But at the same time It's like Logan's not going to hit Floyd With any shot that he hasn't been hit with before The only way he could Is if you got a bad referee And the referee lets them tie up So if the referee lets him Let's Logan tie him up And Logan can hit Floyd in the clinch And hurt him I don't think that's Can he generate that much power of the clinch?

[759] You think Logan can't?

[760] Oh yeah, yeah Yeah A guy who's strong who can hit hard can fuck you up from a clinch it happens all the time yeah but i don't know dc knocked out stepe from the clinch yeah yeah yeah that was that short right hand yeah really nice yeah i just i don't see anybody doing that to floyd man like if you watch floyds sparring stuff do you like you ever watch his like the mayweather gym stuff amazing 15 minute rounds 15 minute rounds and in the gym he is not on his bicycle in the gym he is in front of you talking shit as you miss every single shot you throw at him And it's like, there's no way that Logan connects.

[761] What I think could happen is that the fight is boring because maybe Floyd can't inflict enough, like, one -punch damage on Logan.

[762] So maybe it's boring, and then maybe he wins in, like, the people's eyes because it's like, you actually went 10 rounds with Floyd Mayweather, this, that's at the other.

[763] I think if Floyd hurts him, what Floyd does is wears him out.

[764] And it makes him fight stiff and uncomfortable because he's not, he's not.

[765] going to be nearly as efficient yeah Logan is going to be much less efficient he's going to be trying really hard and he's never done I don't know how many rounds are doing how many rounds are they doing eight maybe or something like I don't even know if they've announced but still if I was Floyd I'd want it to be 12 yeah the longer the drag that guy into deep water and then beat the fuck out of him because Floyd can do 12 rounds in his sleep you can wake him up in the middle of the night yeah so like if they were the same size it wouldn't even be interesting.

[766] Yeah.

[767] And even though Logan's way bigger than him, it's still only mildly interesting.

[768] Yeah.

[769] Because you literally have the greatest boxer of all time.

[770] Yeah.

[771] Versus a kid who's like really athletic and really tough who can fight.

[772] Yeah.

[773] But it's, you know, he's not in that league.

[774] Yeah.

[775] It's not no, there's no discussion.

[776] It's not a person on earth that thinks he's in the same league boxing.

[777] Yeah.

[778] But Floyd is, he's a true master.

[779] Master.

[780] A master.

[781] Yeah.

[782] The greatest ever, in my opinion.

[783] Yes.

[784] I would, I would say he's in the.

[785] running.

[786] Like you, Sugar Ray Robinson was, we just don't know.

[787] A hundred and something in oh.

[788] But you, you and I weren't alive for this, like, that's my dad's favorite boxer.

[789] And, like, my dad's a huge boxing fan.

[790] He used to, like, cover boxing for the news.

[791] He would go to Ali's camp.

[792] Like, he has footage of, like, himself, like, shadow boxing with Ali.

[793] What?

[794] Yeah, it's unbelievable.

[795] And, like, if anybody's a boxing.

[796] Was your dad in the mob?

[797] No, no, no. He was, he worked for NBC.

[798] Really?

[799] Yeah, he was like a newscaster.

[800] Yeah.

[801] And, like, he just, uh, yeah, he just, uh, yeah, He did his wild story.

[802] He's like Forrest Gump.

[803] He like did like the first ever story on like hip hop music.

[804] Like it was kind of crazy stuff.

[805] But like he, he has a video like shadowboxing with Muhammad Ali and then Muhammad Ali stops and goes, what do you box oranges?

[806] So like he's the biggest Ali fan in the world.

[807] And he saw, you know, Sugar Ray Robinson.

[808] I guess when he was a kid and he was like Sugar Ray Robinson outside of like him and Ali, those are the best I've ever seen.

[809] But that's like a generational thing, obviously.

[810] Most boxers.

[811] like to point to Sugar Ray Robinson as the greatest of all time.

[812] Guys who are in the know of boxing.

[813] He was a master.

[814] Yeah.

[815] He was also a, but he was a different kind of master.

[816] He would slugged it out with people.

[817] He would get in there if he had to.

[818] Oh, yeah.

[819] He fought rough and tumble.

[820] Yeah.

[821] But here's my argument against that.

[822] Right.

[823] He lost to Jake Lamata in a decision.

[824] I can't imagine a world where Floyd made where the loses to Jake Lamata.

[825] If they're the same size, I can't imagine a world where Floyd doesn't outbox him.

[826] Because Floyd has this He has a more intelligent approach And his approach is to frustrate the fuck out of you And take angles on you and pop you And then not let you hit him back And then you get into fifth, sixth, seventh round You start going, oh my God, this is how this fight is going I have to get desperate I can't even hit this guy I dare you to get desperate And then you start getting down the line And then he catches you like he caught Ricky Hatton That's beautiful That check hook Yeah I mean he's just like watching him just as like a boxing fan, like watching him take away people's confidence.

[827] Like I watched him take Shane Mosley's confidence from him.

[828] Like Shane, it did end up catching him with that right hand.

[829] One right hand, yeah.

[830] But what happened was when Shane, I think, threw his like first or second jab.

[831] Floyd had already timed him.

[832] He threw the first jab and then Floyd came right over the top.

[833] He is that like amazing kind of like slip and he comes right over the top of the right hand.

[834] And he stunned Shane.

[835] And then right after that, Shane was like, I can't even jab.

[836] there's nothing I can do this guy is on a different level and then he ended up catching him with that right but still like yeah he's just a great I don't know what happened I mean I want Logan to get the money like I want these guys to get the bag and like there's something about like calling somebody out which you immediately respect them a little bit more like willing to put yourself out there for a fight he called out Connor McGregor too that's what Jake's doing that kid is a master troll dude he's a master creating hype like dude if I'm Dana White I'm praying that this guy can actually A Jake Paul Amanda Nunes boxing match That's because Dana said Maybe I'll let Amanda Nuse knock him out That's just not good for anybody I hope they don't do that That's just not good for anybody But the question is could you can't sleep on that kid That kid can fucking crack Yeah When you look at how he knocked Nate Robinson out That short hand that he threw Was very skillful Real punch That was a real punch And it was perfectly placed And he can hit hard All three punches were the same thing they're a step back over hand right.

[837] That's not like got lucky.

[838] That's, hey, this guy doesn't know what he's doing, so he's going to charge at you.

[839] Just step back and lay a right hand on him.

[840] I mean, he knew exactly it was skillful.

[841] And that was in the middle of a wild brawl where Nate Robinson was trying to take his head off and it was kind of unorthodox, right?

[842] So it's dangerous because Nate is super strong.

[843] He's a crazy athlete.

[844] Unreal athlete.

[845] Winging punches at him.

[846] And so he's got to figure his way through this maze of bombs headed his way and he clips him.

[847] If you look at him, look at him move, look at how well he moves away.

[848] Yeah, this is at the beginning of it.

[849] He ties up well.

[850] Boom.

[851] But he's good just at tying up and using defense and Nate was fucking dangerous, man. You saw him try to throw the right right there?

[852] Yeah.

[853] Yeah.

[854] He's a skillful boxer, man. He really is, like legitimately skillful.

[855] I mean, he's not world class right now, but he is 23 years old.

[856] I mean, you got a real damn.

[857] That's one that folded him, but that's not the one that folded him ultimately.

[858] He got up off of that one and he get killed by the next one.

[859] Yeah, they should have stopped it right there.

[860] Well, he was complained to the referee that he got hit behind their head, which is hilarious.

[861] That was so ridiculous.

[862] That was what happens when it lights out.

[863] Yeah.

[864] Yeah, I think that...

[865] I think you realize at this point in time that this is not, it's not just athleticism involved here.

[866] That's what people don't get.

[867] There's a mental game in boxing that you have to understand what a fight is.

[868] You're at war with yourself as much as you're at war with that other person.

[869] You have to keep back it up, Jamie.

[870] Well, let's see that punch.

[871] Yeah.

[872] So let this play out.

[873] So if you watch how he knocks this dude out, like even the way he's moving his body.

[874] Game over.

[875] I don't think that's it.

[876] No, that's his second one.

[877] That's, yeah, that's just a knock down.

[878] Yeah, here it is.

[879] Here it is.

[880] Bang.

[881] That's the one.

[882] Great shot.

[883] When you see a guy faceplant like that, and bounce yeah that's a wrap yeah to play it back just just let it play but if you watch how he did it look at this that is that's a short punch man yep he didn't wind that up he stepped back and put it in place he's got skill and he's only 23 if he decides to dedicate himself to actually being a boxer yeah and spends all of his time boxing and then talking shit and doing podcasts yeah he fucking never know man yeah he he might go a long way he obviously can perform under pressure.

[884] He obviously has legitimate power.

[885] He's got legitimate skill and he's dedicated.

[886] Why not do it if you're Connor?

[887] 50 million to beat up the guy that talks some shit about your wife?

[888] First of all, that guy's...

[889] It was wild what he said about his wife.

[890] Again, I didn't see what he said about his wife.

[891] He said, you didn't see this video?

[892] No. Oh my God, bro.

[893] I don't need to see that.

[894] We didn't need to broadcast that.

[895] Okay, fine.

[896] Everybody's seen it, by the way.

[897] He just called his, yeah, he just called his wife a four.

[898] Wow.

[899] Yeah, and he only follows one girl on Instagram, Connor's wife.

[900] Oh, my God.

[901] Yeah, he knows how to play the trolling game.

[902] Yeah, it's a one person.

[903] That's hilarious.

[904] So it's like, he's a wild boy, but he understands what he's doing.

[905] Just the other day.

[906] That's what Connor does.

[907] I mean, talk about talking about people's wives.

[908] Connor did that to Jose Aldo.

[909] We talked shit, man. Yeah, to everybody.

[910] Yeah.

[911] But like, it was just wild, man. And then recently, yeah, I mean, like the guy knows what he's doing.

[912] He was in L .A., and I think it was at Brendan Schaubb show, like this Dylan Danis.

[913] You know, he was like doing the food truck thing.

[914] Yeah.

[915] And he, I guess he is some beef with Jake.

[916] Paul Jake wants to fight him.

[917] So he pulls up on the back of a pickup truck with water balloons and wet toilet paper and starts chucking it at him while he's doing the interview.

[918] This is it.

[919] The guy knows how to be there.

[920] I know somebody's talking.

[921] How did he know he was going to be there?

[922] Somebody's talking.

[923] His brother did it a couple days before maybe they just mentioned it to him and told him where it was or something.

[924] But Dylan Danis ran up to him and he sped away.

[925] Why did he get out and fight him?

[926] Yeah, that's what a lot of people are saying.

[927] It's kind of soft.

[928] Like he came at you and all your people.

[929] Let me tell you something.

[930] Dylan Dennis gets a hold of you.

[931] It's a rapsy.

[932] Your arms broken.

[933] You're getting your neck strangled off.

[934] Your head's going to get popped like a zit.

[935] He's going to rip your knees apart.

[936] He's that good.

[937] Not a fucking chance in the world.

[938] Really?

[939] Oh, if Dylan Dennis is a world -class grappler.

[940] Top of the food chain.

[941] He's like, I mean, he's a guy who, I'm pretty sure he went to a draw with Gordon Ryan, who is the elite of the elite.

[942] I see him in the, uh, in his videos on YouTube.

[943] and beat him by decision by like one point or something like that.

[944] I'll see of what's going on in this picture.

[945] Was this that 50 million?

[946] He just posted this proof of funds.

[947] Got you curious, huh?

[948] Notorious M .A. So he's showing...

[949] Take the fight pussy.

[950] Who said take the fight pussy?

[951] So Jake Paul says to Connor take the fight pussy in a DM and then he showed that Connor saw the DM.

[952] He's just...

[953] This kid, like, okay, so there's different ways to like build hype.

[954] Obviously, like you can build hype by just creating, you know, great content.

[955] You can build hype by creating drama and you can build hype by creating like a villain -esque attitude, right?

[956] And this guy has no problem being the villain.

[957] If he likes to talk shit about Dylan Dennis, I think it would be hilarious if they had an MMA match.

[958] Well, I don't think he wants to do the MMA one, but he's trying to get Dylan to do the boxing one.

[959] But that's why I ran away from Dylan.

[960] Because if there's no boxing gloves, if Dylan grabs you.

[961] Done.

[962] There's a whole different world, son.

[963] But could he beat him in a box?

[964] I don't know enough about Dylan, but could he beat him in a boxing match?

[965] He might be able to.

[966] But if you're Dylan.

[967] But that's not his world.

[968] So Nate Diaz got involved.

[969] Oh, God.

[970] I would love to see Nate fight them.

[971] You spoil fuck.

[972] You can't really fight dumb shit.

[973] You're going to end up with your ass.

[974] Whoop for real somewhere talking like that.

[975] Tell me you don't want to see this fight.

[976] Dude, it feels like the 90s with rat beef.

[977] It's West Coast East Coast.

[978] It's like they're really doing it.

[979] But tell me you don't want to see Nate in him fight.

[980] I do.

[981] These guys are trying to make money.

[982] Let them make some money.

[983] That's how you make money.

[984] More?

[985] What is this?

[986] You saw what happened to the other Nate?

[987] So the kid knows what he's doing.

[988] He knows how to build hype.

[989] Oh, yeah.

[990] He doesn't mind, I guess, being hated.

[991] No, he doesn't mind be hated.

[992] Which is a valuable asset.

[993] Look, and he's very respectful after the fight's over.

[994] Like, with New Robinson, he's very respectful.

[995] Yeah.

[996] He was.

[997] I think it is, he is playing the character.

[998] I mean, we've seen, you know, Connor do it.

[999] We've seen Floyd do it.

[1000] We've seen guys, like, really lean into it too hype to fight.

[1001] Who knows what happens after the fight, but you got to still keep on playing the character.

[1002] And you can't deny that the motherfuckers that understand how to troll or garner interest, Are the guys who are going to make the most money?

[1003] 100%.

[1004] Like, you see the guy, I keep on telling Izzy, I'm like, bro, I mean, Darren Till's got to get some wins.

[1005] But, like, a fight between you and Darren, the lead -up on social media is going to be the most fun.

[1006] Yeah.

[1007] Nonstop back and forth, they're making means of each other.

[1008] Well, he's moved up to light heavyweight.

[1009] You know, he's fighting Jan Blahovic.

[1010] Sure, sure, sure.

[1011] But, like...

[1012] Izzy's fighting right for the title.

[1013] Right, right, right.

[1014] But still, the idea of having those two guys who really understand...

[1015] Because remember when I said he was going to fight y 'ole, and I was like, stop fighting guys that don't speak English.

[1016] We can't do anymore.

[1017] it could be a fun fight which that one was not but like I want the hype I want you to make as much money as possible you know what I mean I want people the casual fan to be interested how do you get the casual he just needs to keep going he's inevitable he's got like he's mapped out this whole thing it's like even when you talk about him there's a guy that's in MMA now the last guy to knock him out his name's Alex Pereira and he's truly one of the most terrifying human beings bad motherfucker oh Oh, dude, look up Alex Pereira's KO from his last fight.

[1018] Right.

[1019] Dude, he hits people, and it doesn't even make sense.

[1020] Really?

[1021] It's like, it doesn't, he's the same size as these people.

[1022] Yeah.

[1023] But he hits them.

[1024] It's like he's a heavyweight and they're a lightweight.

[1025] I'm telling you, he's got fucking freaky power.

[1026] Like Pacquil had back in the day, remember?

[1027] Yeah, it's different, right?

[1028] Because he's got four -ounce gloves.

[1029] And, you know, with those four -ounce gloves and you hit his hard.

[1030] Just watch, pull up his last K -O.

[1031] bro this is he he owns two weight classes in glory give me some volume but give me some volume so I can hear this because it's the sound it's a nice hook horrific oh dude he's a he's a middleweight and light heavyweight champion yeah yeah yeah no oh let me give me some vibe I've seen this let me hear that shit just listen this yep yeah yeah that's night night bro Yo, but in the fight where he knocks out, Izzy, Izzy was fucking his dude up, and they should have stopped the fight.

[1032] Izzy was fucking that guy up to the point where he's just in the corner covering up.

[1033] I'm shocked they didn't stop the fight.

[1034] Maybe in kickboxing they let you get away with a little bit more.

[1035] It was in Brazil, too.

[1036] There you go.

[1037] I mean, there's a good argument that, you know, you could have maybe stopped the fight, but if he goes on to knock Izzy out, maybe the argument is that you've got to let guys fight.

[1038] Listen, the end of the result of the fight is the end of the result of the fight.

[1039] I'm just saying, like, I think if that happens again, I think it's, I think yes, is he easy.

[1040] Who knows?

[1041] Maybe they both gotten better, but from what I saw of the fight...

[1042] Listen, he's definitely gotten better.

[1043] Pereira's gotten better.

[1044] But if you go back to Pereira's early days when he was fighting in Last Man Standing, he lost a decision to someone in Last Man Standing.

[1045] And you know, that was a big glory event back in the day.

[1046] And he just came into his own, like fighters do.

[1047] They come into their own, and then they reach this point where they're a champion now.

[1048] And there's just a different thing.

[1049] Is he's clearly in that place now.

[1050] He's on a another level but I think Pereira is too yeah and Pereira has takedown defense and he winds up making his way to the UFC Ardum Levin yes Ardum Levin is a bad motherfucker though like that the dude he lost to is a beast listen man there's a lot of good fights for him in the UFC in 185 and in 205 the thing about him at 205 is interesting is he's not even going to gain any weight he's just going to fight he's not going to put any mass on his body Bigger.

[1051] Have you seen him?

[1052] He looks a little bigger.

[1053] I mean, he's a big guy.

[1054] But his advantage is speed, right, and precision.

[1055] So, like, why reduce that?

[1056] He has a lot of advantage.

[1057] His advantages are speed, accuracy, technical acumen.

[1058] He understands striking better than anybody in the sport.

[1059] He understands distancing and faints and reads.

[1060] He's just so intelligent.

[1061] Like, his fight IQ is off the charts.

[1062] Yeah.

[1063] He just know, like, the way he knew what was going to happen to Paul O 'Costa, he was talking shit.

[1064] And a lot of people talk shit, but he knew exactly, and he was laughing.

[1065] He's like, just watch, just watch.

[1066] I'm going to piece him up.

[1067] Just watch.

[1068] And that's exactly what he did.

[1069] Yeah, there's a, my dad would always tell me about that when he was interviewing Ali before he fought Foreman.

[1070] And people are going, this guy is destroying people.

[1071] I mean, when Foreman fought Frazier before he fought Ali, do you remember he with like an uppercut?

[1072] He lifted him up in the air.

[1073] Lifted him up in the air.

[1074] Yeah.

[1075] And my pops asked, Ali, he said, how are you going to beat this guy?

[1076] And this guy's just, like, destroying people.

[1077] He's mowing.

[1078] And he goes, he goes, this is what I do.

[1079] He goes, I'm a scientist, okay?

[1080] This is what I do.

[1081] Okay, you see what you do?

[1082] I don't know what you do, but that's what you do.

[1083] And he goes, what I am is a scientist.

[1084] I'm going to pick this guy apart and I'm going to take him out.

[1085] Literally.

[1086] Yeah.

[1087] I mean, he kind of like does a little ropy -dope thing, obviously, but he took him out.

[1088] This shit was genius.

[1089] Yeah, brilliant.

[1090] Let that guy wear himself out.

[1091] Yeah.

[1092] Let him throw those big bombs.

[1093] Yeah.

[1094] Because that's what he did.

[1095] Yeah.

[1096] Yeah.

[1097] Yeah.

[1098] Throw those bombs.

[1099] It's interesting to watch the Paul brothers.

[1100] What I think is great about it is, first of all, if you're in the business to get eyeballs and make money, they are getting eyeballs and making money like no one ever.

[1101] Let's let these MMA guys get paid.

[1102] Let's let these old boxers get paid.

[1103] Here's the problem.

[1104] Jake Paul flatlines Connor McGrath.

[1105] Do you understand?

[1106] Do you understand if they somehow another do a boxing match, And Jake Paul cracks him and knocks him out.

[1107] You've got to realize also, how big is Jake?

[1108] It's probably...

[1109] Logan is like 200.

[1110] Yeah, Logan's about my height, but he's 200.

[1111] Yeah.

[1112] I think he's about 6 '2, maybe that's 200.

[1113] Solid.

[1114] Probably similar, right?

[1115] I think they're probably around the same, yeah.

[1116] Yeah, solid.

[1117] That's a lot bigger than Connor.

[1118] Yeah, what is Connor?

[1119] Like 5 -8, maybe, 5 -7?

[1120] 5 -8 and probably walks around 175?

[1121] Yeah.

[1122] So a lean 190 versus a guy who's 175 -ish walking around at 175.

[1123] When Connor fought a cowboy, he really hardly cut any weight at all.

[1124] He just sort of weighed, witty, boom.

[1125] And that's the same thing that cowboy did.

[1126] So if he knocks him out.

[1127] It's a big, big difference, man. That's a 20 -pound gap or at least, you know, 15 -pound gap.

[1128] I mean, non -stop shit -talking.

[1129] Oh, my God.

[1130] If he knocks him out.

[1131] Yeah.

[1132] Non -stop shit talking.

[1133] Non -stop shit talking.

[1134] I can't imagine him doing Beating Connor No no I can imagine Connor taking the fight I mean he'd be silly not to take the fight You can't imagine him beating Connor I can't imagine him knocking out Connor If you have so much experience in the ring dude Yeah At the end of the day like you learn how to survive in there Like Jorge was a good example Remember when Jorge fought Kumaru And like he just has so much time in the fucking ring Like I'd see these guys in the gym all the time Like James Tony was one of these guys Tony would just survive You could put Tony in the ring probably right now with an average heavy weight he might not land a single punch he will survive 12 rounds he'll just find a lot of shit too the whole time getting hit come on pussy yeah come on pussy hit me pussy the odds are that sounds good yeah 4 to 1 400 yeah that makes sense disrespectful to Connor I'm not saying that Jake Paul would win but what I'm saying is if he won Jesus fucking Christ it's over if he won it's over it's over if he beat Connor McGregor it's over who else does he fight.

[1135] That's the thing.

[1136] If you be kind of, you can't fight actual boxers because there's going to be a huge skill discrepancy right there.

[1137] So you can only fight the MMA guys that have boxing training.

[1138] No, he could fight some up -and -coming boxers.

[1139] But there's enough money in it.

[1140] Right.

[1141] You need superstars to generate this type of money.

[1142] Well, there's a lot of other NBA athletes that wanted to fight him after he knocked on Nate Robinson.

[1143] Nobody's taking that fight after he knocks out Connor if he does.

[1144] If he does.

[1145] Nobody's sort of calling it already.

[1146] See how excited?

[1147] This is what these kids do.

[1148] It's like Dana White get involved with these kids.

[1149] I know it's funny that he doesn't want to, isn't it?

[1150] And you can't act like you're, like, desecrating the sport or whatever, because you took Connor into boxing when you know you had no business in there with Floyd.

[1151] Yeah.

[1152] So it's like, just make the biggest fights and make the most money that the people are most interested in.

[1153] The average fight fan does not know them as much as you do.

[1154] I watch, I watch MMA all the time.

[1155] I don't know what a Darce choke is.

[1156] They go on the ground, and to me, it's a chicken wing, or whatever it is, a triangle wing, whatever it is.

[1157] I don't know what it is.

[1158] The point is, I have no clue about the jiu -jitsu part at all.

[1159] I try, I'm interested, but it's so much vocabulary and knowledge that I probably have to watch for a while to really understand it.

[1160] I'm not going to bullshit.

[1161] The striking I get, right?

[1162] The average person has no fucking clue.

[1163] It's a bar fight to the average person.

[1164] But the average person is what's going to make you like this multimillionaire.

[1165] Yes.

[1166] Let's get them average people into it.

[1167] Get them excited.

[1168] Get them part of the wrestling of it, the hoopla.

[1169] And let's let these guys who are literally risking their fucking lives make some money.

[1170] Well, it's funny.

[1171] It's like he did take that WWE guy.

[1172] Um, God damn it His name's Phil What is his name The fucking Yeah, CM Punk He had CM Punk fight But the guy couldn't fight at all No, but that's my point Is that he's famous He took the fame But CM Punk is famous Yeah Like legitimately famous And that's why He was able to fight in the UFC So same thing These guys are famous Dana They might think they're InterDet famous But he's way more famous Than anybody else that you're thinking about in this sort of realm of like internet star that can generate a lot of income and is willing to fight that's the top of the food chain and they can actually fight a bit so it's like and Dana you're the best at promoting right now I'll give that to him hands down it's been amazing what they did Jake Paul wrestle too his brother wrestled there's video of him getting tapped out in like a UFC gym somewhere some guy well that's normal and again that's where like an MMA fight with a guy like Dillon Dennis is not a good idea.

[1173] You got to do boxing.

[1174] But what if he boxes the more like jujitsu -based grappling MMA guys, right?

[1175] The guys who don't have the same level of experience boxing?

[1176] Like, what if he fought Ben Ascran?

[1177] He's got legit punching power.

[1178] That's the thing.

[1179] Does he beat up Ben Ascran?

[1180] He's got legit punching power with big pro boxing gloves on.

[1181] Not like little tiny MMA gloves.

[1182] Like little tiny MMA gloves, everybody has different power.

[1183] It's small.

[1184] There's There's no padding.

[1185] Yeah, but you know what I find a little bit different, like when the boxers try to do the MMA stuff, the MMA gloves are so small that they don't really operate as like a blocking mechanism in the way boxing gloves do.

[1186] 100%.

[1187] You know, like boxers, like a Floyd, if he had those full four -ounce gloves, he's not going to be able to do that same Philly Shell defense.

[1188] Right.

[1189] Because anything over the top hits you in the head.

[1190] Boom.

[1191] Yeah.

[1192] And not only that, that uppercut that he got hit with, that would have really hurt.

[1193] When Connor hit him.

[1194] Yeah.

[1195] I couldn't believe it.

[1196] Connor cracked him.

[1197] I couldn't believe it.

[1198] Connor's got fucking legit power in MMA, but in boxing, he hit Floyd with that clean shot.

[1199] It didn't really do much.

[1200] Because Floyd's been hit.

[1201] You've been hit by Marcos Maidana, short right hand.

[1202] You're not going to be stunned by any of these guys.

[1203] Well, it's also like you can hit him once or twice until he gets your read.

[1204] And he understands where you're at.

[1205] Yeah.

[1206] And he starts picking you apart.

[1207] Yeah.

[1208] Somebody told me that Floyd made a bet that the fight goes 10 rounds.

[1209] That's why I went 10 rounds.

[1210] Probably.

[1211] I mean, I think he carried him.

[1212] the 10th round I'm not trying to take it away from Connor but like Floyd's the greatest ever buddy like apparently he said he didn't even train he just did pushups like Floyd's got some weird shit going on like if you go to his Instagram he's got a beard all of a sudden I think he got like a beard injected what bro go to his latest Instagram pick he's got hair he's got a hair line and he's got a full beard but like stubble like Enrique Iglesias shit but I don't think he could grow a beard Floyd Floyd Mayweather go to his latest And he got all the comments taken off.

[1213] Like, there's no comments on it.

[1214] So to me, that lets me know you're getting lit up.

[1215] And, yeah, I think, I'm pretty sure he got the fake beard or something.

[1216] Yo, look, go in.

[1217] That's a fake beard, bro.

[1218] That's not a real beard.

[1219] Wait a minute.

[1220] There's no way we would have known you had this.

[1221] How does he have a fake beard?

[1222] I think they did the Michael Jackson.

[1223] You remember Michael Jackson won a goatee?

[1224] And then he like inserted each one.

[1225] Those hairs?

[1226] Go large on that.

[1227] No comments.

[1228] Can you get it bigger?

[1229] What is going on there?

[1230] And look at his hairline.

[1231] Go up.

[1232] Floyd hasn't had hair since he's 23 years old.

[1233] All of a sudden you got a hairline, buddy?

[1234] This guy went to Turkey.

[1235] Huh.

[1236] So you think he had like a hair transplant on its face?

[1237] I think you could do that now.

[1238] I think you can.

[1239] And trust me, I know I can't grow a beard.

[1240] So I'm like really, when I see guys get a beard out of nowhere, I'm just like I'm aware of it.

[1241] You know, it's like a girl with small tits.

[1242] Like she knows every girl.

[1243] That has fake tits.

[1244] Yep, 100%.

[1245] So I, this guy wants to show off that beard.

[1246] Come on.

[1247] That's the Logan fight.

[1248] What if that's the Logan fight?

[1249] He just wants to show off the foot.

[1250] Who gets a hair transplant on their face?

[1251] He got almost a billion?

[1252] Do you think he's a billion left?

[1253] I bet he's got $100 ,000 in the bank.

[1254] You're lying.

[1255] I bet he spent every fucking penny.

[1256] Do you really think so?

[1257] I think he spends as much money as he gets.

[1258] This is after he got out of prison in 2012.

[1259] Yeah, that's 2012.

[1260] Right, but he shaved.

[1261] Right now, I was just like looking for pictures of it.

[1262] I mean, there's no real...

[1263] Of a beard.

[1264] Yeah, dude.

[1265] Yeah, there's no way.

[1266] I even think the goatee might be fake.

[1267] Why does it say no hair up there?

[1268] Go all the way up, all the way up.

[1269] Why does it say no hair?

[1270] What does that say?

[1271] Who has no hair?

[1272] What does it say spends up to 3 ,000 a week on haircuts?

[1273] All right, maybe he's broke.

[1274] I'll tell you.

[1275] That guy lives like a wild man. He's got so many cars and he doesn't even.

[1276] drive him and he has different color cars or different cities.

[1277] Yeah.

[1278] Like his cars in Vegas are all white.

[1279] His cars in L .A. are all black.

[1280] He's got this whole system.

[1281] Did you buy some new shit once you got the check?

[1282] Not that much, man. No car.

[1283] There's not something that you're like, let me just indulge a little bit.

[1284] I'm always indulging.

[1285] All right.

[1286] But nothing special.

[1287] Nothing crazy.

[1288] No, man, I felt like I'm not going to do anything different.

[1289] I'm not going to do a show any different.

[1290] I know.

[1291] You're not going to be different.

[1292] But no, but that's why I felt like even with the money.

[1293] I'm not doing anything different.

[1294] Really?

[1295] It kind of looks a little bit like that does.

[1296] He did that.

[1297] What?

[1298] That's exactly what it is.

[1299] Fake beard, dude.

[1300] What?

[1301] Fake beard, not even a question.

[1302] Bro, that is nuts.

[1303] That's nuts.

[1304] Yep.

[1305] Wait a minute.

[1306] This is a thing?

[1307] Yep.

[1308] Oh, my God.

[1309] Classic surgery for dudes, man. Oh, my God.

[1310] That's exactly what it is.

[1311] Mm -hmm.

[1312] Dude.

[1313] That's going to be popular.

[1314] Dudes, I bet you dudes are going to start doing Botox, big time.

[1315] I bet you there are going to.

[1316] There's a lot of guys.

[1317] They call it brotox.

[1318] You're lying.

[1319] Nope.

[1320] It's good branding.

[1321] They call it pro -tics.

[1322] Brotox.

[1323] Guys call it Brotox.

[1324] Would you ever do Brotox?

[1325] No, no. I need my expressions.

[1326] That's true.

[1327] Like, you're on stage and you can't do this.

[1328] I know comics.

[1329] Dude, you're calling fights like, he knocked on there.

[1330] Look at a hit down.

[1331] He's done.

[1332] I know dudes who have gotten that, Botox and fillers.

[1333] And they look like a kabuki mask.

[1334] No. Oh, yeah.

[1335] Yeah, comics.

[1336] What is this guy?

[1337] yeah listen man don't be afraid of lines bitch yeah some skin lines you own those fuckers look at these laugh lines I love the good life I got this one from Fear Factor really yeah this big line between my eyeballs from being outside squinting because I couldn't wear sunglasses because I was filming the show so I was outside eight hours a day for fucking six years squinting doing Fear Factor why couldn't you just wear the sunglasses It wouldn't let me he wouldn't let me wear sunglasses while I was filming they wanted to see my eyes because those two in a television show where I've got to tell people things and point out things they don't want any sunglasses so I'm always doing this every fucking day for years and I developed this big ass crease in between my eyebrows if you go to season one I don't have it there's nothing there season one Fear Factor I don't have it season six or whatever the fuck it was I had it but around like season four or five start chilling up like the fuck is this did you ever get disillusion with that show like seeing what people would do No Or was it just the most fun That was the money show That was that show was for money That's it That paid the bills See that's me That's by the time That's like late seasons Oh yeah That's deep right there I got that deep line See but that early That's early That's early A little cutie pie Huh I was probably wearing Makeup then too This is great Yeah see No line That's season one No line And then you go to season Seven Fat ass line between my eyebrows that was just a show for money man you know and also a show because I didn't want to act anymore yeah acting sucks it's not fun why do we look at dude oh that's what I want to talk to you but did you see the Tom Cruise thing no I heard about it though I heard he goes off this is a genius oh I actually was saving that saving listening to it to where I could listen to it on air and give an honest assessment can we listen oh yeah oh this is so genius I'm not even going to say what I think about it until afterwards yeah yeah yeah yeah I'm so glad I have that restraint because I was taking a shit last night and I was like, should I listen to this?

[1338] I'm like, I know we're going to talk about it.

[1339] Eventually.

[1340] It's maybe three minutes, a two minute, a one minute.

[1341] It's like two minutes.

[1342] You need a three minute, man. I want to hear all the juice.

[1343] What's all?

[1344] I mean, it's good morning America's version.

[1345] Oh, I don't want to hear.

[1346] Yeah, there's like a two minute clip that's on that's on Twitter.

[1347] And that's, yeah, it gets a little redundant.

[1348] Here we go.

[1349] Let me check it on Twitter.

[1350] It'll be faster.

[1351] Yeah.

[1352] Anyway, we'll talk.

[1353] Why, the Good Morning America one has too much.

[1354] Some on YouTube's going to have too much extra shit on it.

[1355] Oh.

[1356] Yo, this guy's a genius, is all I'll say.

[1357] Do you think he did it on purpose?

[1358] I don't want to say until after you see.

[1359] I don't want to say until after you see.

[1360] Jamie will find it any moment now.

[1361] Ready?

[1362] Here we go.

[1363] The pressure's on.

[1364] Do you know.

[1365] Got it?

[1366] Because they believe in us in what we're doing.

[1367] Insurance companies.

[1368] Producer.

[1369] And they're looking at us and using us to make down movies.

[1370] We are creating thousands of kids.

[1371] God, you must be it again.

[1372] If you don't do it, you're fired.

[1373] And I see you do it again, you're fucking gone.

[1374] And anyone on this crew doesn't.

[1375] That's it.

[1376] And you do, and you too.

[1377] And you, don't you ever fucking do it again.

[1378] No apologies.

[1379] You can tell it to the people that are losing their own because our industry is shut down.

[1380] It's not going to put food on their table or pay for their college education.

[1381] Come on, bro.

[1382] Come on, bro.

[1383] That's what I sleep with every night.

[1384] Come on.

[1385] That's what I sleep with a night, other than dudes.

[1386] I told you, and now I want it.

[1387] And if you don't do it, you're out.

[1388] We are not shutting this fucking movie show.

[1389] Understood.

[1390] If I see it again, you're fucking gone.

[1391] And sure are you.

[1392] So you're going to cost him his job.

[1393] And I see it on the set, you're gone.

[1394] And you're gone.

[1395] That's it.

[1396] Do you understand what I want?

[1397] Does this keep going?

[1398] Same shit.

[1399] I think, first of all, it's interesting hearing someone yell with a mask on, right?

[1400] Because you can clearly hear, he's yelling through a mask.

[1401] It could have been in someone's phone in their pocket too.

[1402] Or he had a mask on.

[1403] Probably had a mask on.

[1404] He was yelling about COVID protocols.

[1405] Maybe he could hear a lot muffling on that.

[1406] I thought it was.

[1407] Yeah, because that too, but it's also the sound coming out of his mouth.

[1408] Maybe he's wearing a mask.

[1409] But who has a blow up and says all the right things?

[1410] he does he's everything he said was right that's what i'm saying that's why he leaked it yeah of course you leaked it he leaked it of course joe he just had a blow up where he's like we're saying we need to save people's lives people's losing their jobs they just want to pay for college education when you're angry you don't act rationally when you're screaming you don't no do you yeah when you scream you're being what we need to care about the turtles and stop using plastic straws that's how you're gonna That sounds like me. Get out of here.

[1411] Come on.

[1412] There's not a single, like, slur.

[1413] You didn't have one slur?

[1414] I think what he did was perfect.

[1415] No, no. What he did was fine, but he leaked that shit so he could look good.

[1416] When Christian Bail was cursing at the guy for, like, making noise on set, right?

[1417] For fuck's sake, man. Be professional.

[1418] Most likable he's ever been.

[1419] Yeah.

[1420] I love that.

[1421] I love the actor Blots because it's authentic.

[1422] You get to see who they are.

[1423] And if you're a doucheback, I'm fine with that.

[1424] Just be you, you know?

[1425] People were mad at him for that, but I was like, that guy's probably in his line of sight and fucking with things in the middle of a scene while the guy is trying to act and a lot of those guys on sets are disrespectful like they don't respect the process that the actors are going through yeah like there's a lot of people that are just idiots yeah they're just walking out put that on sitcoms i've seen that with lighting people and sound people a lot of them are knuckleheads yeah but acting stupid also we should acknowledge that but i love movies so that's the problem so i'm torn it's like you want to see these things but the same time you're like ah this is so corny it is corny yeah Yeah Anyway, he had to I mean like you Come on You had to be in control of leaking that There's no way It's like Well It just makes him look good Maybe Maybe not It uh It's a dramatic blowout Dramatic blowouts are always good Like people like them They like to listen We just listened I was enjoying it I liked all that screaming shit You think he really cares Um Yeah Yeah he cares He's making a movie He's a movie star What are you doing What are you saying You don't think he cares He doesn't these motherfuckers care, dude He's such an odd guy Have you met him?

[1426] No, no, but I mean just everything about him The whole Scientology thing Yeah He's, what's the deal with that?

[1427] Does it work?

[1428] Like, does it work?

[1429] Like, we all hate on it Before we know if it works Well, it was created by a science fiction author So were they all It's not different from any other book, right?

[1430] They say some wild shit in all the books Does this one work the best?

[1431] Here's the difference, first of all It was created by a guy who we know El Ron?

[1432] Yeah, I mean, he was a terrible science fiction author.

[1433] Have you ever read his books?

[1434] They're so bad.

[1435] There was no second drafts in El Ron's collection.

[1436] He just spewed out whatever the fuck you were saying, and it's really dumb.

[1437] Just First Testament.

[1438] They're really bad.

[1439] And he was, like, have you ever read Going Clear from Lawrence Wright?

[1440] No. It's a great book.

[1441] Wait, is Lawrence Wright the second guy?

[1442] Lawrence Wright is the guy who wrote the book that HBO turned into a documentary on Scientology.

[1443] Yes.

[1444] Okay.

[1445] The book going clear is even better than a documentary.

[1446] And it's crazy shit, man. It's all talking about El Ron, that El Ron was basically, like, he was a guy who was mentally ill. Right.

[1447] And he was trying to, he was trying to create some sort of psychology therapy for himself.

[1448] Yeah.

[1449] Through, like, books and self -help books.

[1450] And then he created and concocted this religion.

[1451] After telling people that the way to make real money is to start a religion.

[1452] But isn't that how all of them go?

[1453] Like, the Mormons, right?

[1454] What was the dude's name?

[1455] Joseph Smith.

[1456] Joseph Smith.

[1457] Yo, I got these tablets.

[1458] They're popping up whatever.

[1459] We should go to Salt Lake City.

[1460] All the new ones.

[1461] That's crazier, isn't it?

[1462] We just confirmed there's aliens, so he's not that crazy.

[1463] He's crazy.

[1464] He was a 14 -year -old kid who was a con man. He's a crazy con man. What I'm trying to say is, does it work?

[1465] What do you mean?

[1466] Does it work?

[1467] Like, things can be bullshit and then they work.

[1468] Like, the economy.

[1469] Right.

[1470] It's bullshit, but it works.

[1471] Right.

[1472] Do you know what I mean?

[1473] So maybe the Scientology thing, maybe we go, and then maybe we're less stressed.

[1474] Send Ben Shapiro.

[1475] Do you know what I mean?

[1476] Like maybe Ben gets clear And then all of a sudden he's like super cool Ben is a Jew And the Judaism is what keeps him together That's his glue Okay That's the bubble gum that keeps his paper Maybe there's better glue Maybe there's some cement And maybe you go to Scientology You get clear I don't know I'm just saying I know nothing about it It's like country music Like when I was growing up in New York Like everybody told me Country music was stupid Right so I was like Yeah the only music I don't listen It was just a saying that we would have Like, I listen to everything except country.

[1477] I'd never listen to country music.

[1478] I started listening to country music.

[1479] It's incredible.

[1480] It's some great country music.

[1481] It's like my favorite.

[1482] It's unbelievable country music.

[1483] Yeah.

[1484] And I listen to like the Britney Spears of country music.

[1485] I listen to like Rascal Flats and I just love it.

[1486] Like life is a highway.

[1487] I'm all about life as a highway.

[1488] I'm into it.

[1489] Oh, really?

[1490] Life is a highway, bro.

[1491] Life is a highway.

[1492] Yeah, we're going to ride it.

[1493] All night long.

[1494] Damn right, Joe.

[1495] Damn right.

[1496] So my point is, is like, maybe Scientology got like a couple things that are pretty good.

[1497] Well, here's what Scientology does.

[1498] So what Scientology does for people is it gives them a structure.

[1499] It gives them a belief system.

[1500] It gives them some goals to set, some things to do.

[1501] And you're concentrating on being positive and being productive.

[1502] Yeah.

[1503] Anything where you concentrate on being positive and being productive is going to be beneficial as opposed to no structure at all, no concentrating on being positive, no concentrating on being productive.

[1504] Tom Cruise is obviously a very positive, very positive.

[1505] productive person.

[1506] He gets a lot of shit done.

[1507] The dude's a beast.

[1508] I mean, the dude does his own fucking stunt work, and he's like 56 years old.

[1509] Looks great.

[1510] He jumps off buildings.

[1511] He's a savage.

[1512] Like, legit respect for Tom Cruise.

[1513] Crazy as cat shit.

[1514] He's out of his fucking mind.

[1515] Likes to let's get like, like guys a little bit or no?

[1516] I joked around about that earlier because I'm rude, but I don't know.

[1517] Do you think he's had a bunch of children with women?

[1518] So how about you fuck off, Andrew Schultz?

[1519] But he, they have the same name as him, right?

[1520] That's arrogant.

[1521] what do you mean when you like marry a girl who's got your last name what he's talking about penelope cruz oh he didn't marry her oh he didn't he was just dating for a little whatever point is it was a movie right vanilla sky right i think they were they were like hooking up a little bit um so what if he's gay i don't care i well i think there's probably a lot of people in hollywood that are gay that are leading men that can't come out of the closet because there's one thing that you can't do in hollywood that you like for whatever reason Hollywood pretends that it's not homophobic at all.

[1522] What is this?

[1523] What's done is he doing?

[1524] That's a wild boy right there, bro.

[1525] Is he jumping off that?

[1526] That's a wild ass man right there.

[1527] Oh my God.

[1528] He's base jumping?

[1529] That is a wild ass boy right now.

[1530] Come on, dog.

[1531] He is a real bad motherfucker.

[1532] And you're afraid to say you're gay.

[1533] Well, it's not.

[1534] This is way scarier.

[1535] Yeah, yeah.

[1536] This is not saying Tom Cruise's gay.

[1537] I was joking around before about him sleeping with guys.

[1538] But he could get cracked open by guys.

[1539] That is true.

[1540] That's a possibility.

[1541] Men do fuck men, so you might be right.

[1542] And he could be getting.

[1543] the fuck out by them, right?

[1544] Here's my thought.

[1545] Hollywood pretends to be super woke and super progressive, but there is one border they do not cross.

[1546] They do not have gay men, openly gay men, play straight heart throbs in movies.

[1547] It never happens.

[1548] It does not happen because there is an accounting for the homophobia of modern society as lessened as it is as opposed to like the 70s and the 80s the 90s, there are still homophobia and people do not want to see an openly gay man, making out with a woman, pretending that he's in love with her.

[1549] They don't...

[1550] We don't believe in the romance.

[1551] We can't have an openly gay James Bond actor who goes banging spies and fucking people up.

[1552] They don't exist.

[1553] That is the one thing that doesn't exist.

[1554] And it traditionally has not existed.

[1555] Maybe Tom Cruise could be the guy that breaks that mold if he was gay and came out of the closet.

[1556] Like Doogie Hauser?

[1557] What's his real name?

[1558] Yeah, that guy.

[1559] Neil Patrick Harris?

[1560] That guy was killing it.

[1561] He was like a lethario in that one show.

[1562] Remember he was in that sitcom where like how I met your mom?

[1563] Yes.

[1564] Right?

[1565] And then he comes out as gay and now he's got to be weird characters.

[1566] Yeah.

[1567] Right?

[1568] He's got to be like...

[1569] That's a sitcom world's a different world.

[1570] Tom Cruise is in the blockbuster action movie world that's international.

[1571] Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

[1572] So he's selling movies to China.

[1573] Saudi Arabia doesn't want to see.

[1574] You get smoked out and then hook it up with some hot chick.

[1575] If he was banging dudes openly.

[1576] If Tom Cruise said, listen, all these years I've been a gay man, and it's frustrating for me, it's over.

[1577] Yeah.

[1578] That machine fucking grinds to a hall.

[1579] Yeah.

[1580] Yeah.

[1581] Dude, Hollywood is so funny, man. It's over.

[1582] If the rock turned out to be gay, is with a super athlete like the rock, a gigantic superhero of a man, if all of a sudden the rock said he's gay, and I'm not saying he's his.

[1583] I love the rock.

[1584] Yeah, a giant rock fan.

[1585] Shout to Teramana.

[1586] And even if he was gay, I'd be a giant rock fan.

[1587] Yes.

[1588] But what I'm saying is that international movie world.

[1589] He could take that for you if he wanted, bro.

[1590] If he was gay.

[1591] He could take that.

[1592] Probably have a lot of problems.

[1593] Oh, yeah.

[1594] You're going to need a lot of PBC type tides.

[1595] PPC, whatever that is.

[1596] You're going to need a lot of that to recover from it.

[1597] It's just right up there.

[1598] But the point is, like, I think they would severely damage his brand as an international lead man superstar.

[1599] Yeah.

[1600] Yeah.

[1601] Now, it is true how things work like that.

[1602] You have to, and it's like, I don't think it's bigoted to think like that because you're making that prediction based on financial returns.

[1603] Yes.

[1604] It's not.

[1605] I'm not bigoted.

[1606] You just understand.

[1607] I'm just looking at the reality of leading men in movies that are gay.

[1608] Leading men in movies when they're gay actors, they wind up being the best friend of the wife or someone else or a guy at work.

[1609] They never wind up being the romantic lead.

[1610] I'm not saying you're bigger.

[1611] I'm saying even Hollywood.

[1612] those decisions because they're literally just trying to get return on investment it's like selling bacon at like a Muslim restaurant or something it's like you know it doesn't matter how good the bacon is no matter how much you like bacon they're not going to eat it yeah yeah when you look china influences films so much that they change dr strange's guru from a Tibetan man to a white woman you know that's Hollywood's pussy with that China shit I won't be able to go to China by the way after this thing comes out it's a lot of money there's no way we won't be able to go to China we go kind of hard on China you don't have to go on China I don't need to go to China.

[1613] You can stay in New York City.

[1614] I've seen it.

[1615] I've seen it.

[1616] Have you been?

[1617] Looks busy.

[1618] It's very busy.

[1619] China?

[1620] Very busy.

[1621] Yeah, it's probably similar to New York one.

[1622] They have good Chinese food.

[1623] Do they?

[1624] Allegedly.

[1625] That's what they say.

[1626] It's where I came from.

[1627] I love Chinese food.

[1628] Yeah, but what if it sucks, dude?

[1629] What if we're getting a whole different type of Chinese food?

[1630] Like Italian food in the East Coast is different than Italian food in Italy.

[1631] Exactly.

[1632] We might not want that little thin pizza shit.

[1633] Right?

[1634] The little thin, crunchy pizza?

[1635] We don't want that, maybe.

[1636] Who knows?

[1637] Keep that infienza.

[1638] You, Finox, no, check.

[1639] There's a thing with, I don't know, I do understand, and I have, like, empathy for people in those situations, like, where you have to make a decision that's based on, like, finances.

[1640] Like, literally two days ago, I don't know if I told you this, but, like, the head EP, I can't say his name, but, like, who basically got this show made on my side, the Netflix show, called me. He was like, hey, man, I just watched it.

[1641] I got to take my name off this show.

[1642] What?

[1643] And I go, I go, what do you mean?

[1644] He goes, you make him fun of all my friends.

[1645] He goes, like, Gavin Newsom comes to my house.

[1646] Like, Kamala comes to my house.

[1647] Like, they've been all these celebs that you're talking shit about.

[1648] Would you call him a blow -up fuck doll?

[1649] What did he call him?

[1650] What did you call him?

[1651] Yeah, yeah, inflatable fuck doll.

[1652] Yeah.

[1653] Yeah, yeah.

[1654] Dude, CNN went after him the other day.

[1655] Really?

[1656] That's when you know it's over.

[1657] So people aren't into.

[1658] Well, they recognize that his ship is sinking.

[1659] Same with Cuomo.

[1660] Yeah, there's a recall for Gabon Newsom right now.

[1661] It's reached over 800 ,000 signatures, which is big.

[1662] And if it reaches 2 million, then it can actually happen.

[1663] But the fact that CNN went after him, I'm like, oh, they're sacrificing him.

[1664] They realize that what he's doing, especially after going to that restaurant and sitting indoors with no mask after telling everybody's social distance.

[1665] Look at this.

[1666] How it all went so wrong for Gavin Newsom.

[1667] I just want to tell people...

[1668] Scroll down lower than that, so you see what it says there?

[1669] Yeah.

[1670] This is when they're basically, they're amplifying the signal that it's going wrong for him.

[1671] When they're doing things like that, they recognize the sail, where the ship is sailing.

[1672] But also, fuck them.

[1673] Like, fuck it.

[1674] I think Tim, Tim Dillon had a great tweet where he says, like, any governor, any politician that breaks their own protocol, resign.

[1675] Resign.

[1676] And you should fucking resign.

[1677] And you should go to jail.

[1678] Yeah, honestly?

[1679] Castration.

[1680] what do you do for the women do it as well no female genital no no no what are you talking about i don't know i don't know what you can do for the women what's the thing they do in egypt oh god but the female genital mutilation it's horrific yeah yeah i don't wish that on anybody yeah that's really bad we shouldn't do that why is it so much more fun to talk about guys balls getting chopped on because we're we're guys that's a free it's a free shot leave the girls vaginas alone yeah okay just put them in jail put them in jail put them in jail The men, I think they have to resign no matter what, and then maybe jail.

[1681] Joking around about jail, but legitimately resign.

[1682] Yeah.

[1683] We're joking around about jail, but I legitimately think they should be forced to resign.

[1684] Because if you break your own protocol, if you're Nancy Pelosi and you have shut down beauty salons and then you go to a beauty salon with no fucking mask on, you force them to do your hair, it's over.

[1685] Get out.

[1686] You're a hypocrite.

[1687] It's proven.

[1688] We have a video that you're a hypocrite.

[1689] And then when they talk to her about it, she's like, I think it was a set.

[1690] She flipped it on them.

[1691] Lo -key, I respected that.

[1692] That's what she does.

[1693] That was nice.

[1694] She flipped it on them back when she was telling people to go out in New York City in February.

[1695] What she said?

[1696] Yeah, she was telling people to go out in New York City.

[1697] She's like, don't stop going out.

[1698] Oh, when she was in San Francisco.

[1699] San Francisco.

[1700] No, I think it was New York City.

[1701] Oh, I thought she was in her own San Francisco, Chinatown, saying like, hey, we should be out here, we should be spending money, we should do our thing.

[1702] I think she was talking about New York City.

[1703] Maybe.

[1704] But either way.

[1705] But yeah, all of them, they're fucking frauds.

[1706] The point is after it was.

[1707] over.

[1708] She was like, the record will show that that's not what I was saying.

[1709] Like, she speaks in this weird, and she doesn't get called out on it.

[1710] Acacio Cortez takes direct shot at Pelosi and Schumer.

[1711] The progressive star bluntly stated that we need new leadership in the Democratic Party.

[1712] She just wants straight up socialism.

[1713] They want to go hard with the work stuff.

[1714] Yeah, that's the tricky thing.

[1715] It's like the young people.

[1716] That is going to kill the party.

[1717] That socialism shit is going to kill the party.

[1718] People are not down for that.

[1719] Defund the police, socialism, shit.

[1720] That radical left stuff scares the fuck out of people with mortgages.

[1721] They just don't get the branding of it at all.

[1722] They're really bad at branding.

[1723] Unbelievable.

[1724] They get a lot of love for that thinking.

[1725] But it's not love.

[1726] It's like, Joe, like you're a testament to this where it's, if you have a reasonable rational point of view, sometimes it leans left, sometimes it leans right, but it's reasonable and it's rational and you're not positioning the other side as evil, right, with your show.

[1727] You end up having the biggest show in the history of media so far.

[1728] Right?

[1729] These people on CNN or Fox News or the AOCs or whoever the AOC is on the other side, right?

[1730] Are playing to the loudest 10 % on the internet, but they're losing the rest of us.

[1731] 80 % of us are literally right here in the middle going, fuck, I can't trust these guys.

[1732] I can't trust these guys.

[1733] Who the hell I'm going to trust?

[1734] Oh, that guy's got a podcast where he has interesting guys going on.

[1735] Isn't that crazy?

[1736] You didn't even market.

[1737] You didn't even ask for this.

[1738] Like, were you sitting down going, one day, I'm going to have the biggest podcast in the world.

[1739] people are going to come to me for truth.

[1740] Right?

[1741] You're like smoking weed with red band.

[1742] And then it just fucking fell into your lap because you're like these guys, I imagine you probably thought earlier on, there's a little more skepticism about media early on for you.

[1743] No?

[1744] Maybe it comes from like the conspiracy type background.

[1745] Well, I've always had skepticism for people that are in power that are establishing a narrative that benefits politicians or benefits special interest groups.

[1746] Yeah.

[1747] Whatever the fuck they're doing when it's transparent.

[1748] apparent and obvious.

[1749] It just drives me nuts, like how these groups don't see it.

[1750] And then you see that, like, that kind of wedge, it keeps being driven and driven and driven.

[1751] they want power and they're willing to manipulate their bodies in whatever way that they can to maintain power so the second we start saying that we want weed to be legal all of a sudden all these same stiffs that have been saying we shouldn't be legal and it's horrible all them well you know it could really help states and this is a drug for medicine purposes and all this other nonsense they don't care they do whatever we want so let's create the situations where they we can i guess manipulate them maneuver them or whatever it is by just putting truth out there it's it's i don't know even think it's that hard it's not that hard to put truth out there and you know just to be honest about your opinions on things is controversial in that world the world you have a established narrative that you're supposed to adopt yeah left wing or your right wing that's the bullshit about is they give you the talking points they literally hand them to you don't know yeah if you're on CNN they discuss what you're going to say and how you're going to say it yeah you ever see here those tapes of Cuomo talking to Michael Cohen yeah talking him through how they're going to do this interview and what he should say yeah it's crazy yeah it's propaganda it is propaganda and we're starting to see it and like propaganda on a news show on a new show and it's so funny he's like we would like clown russia and all these other countries for doing this exact same thing and sit here like oh well we have freedom of the press and all that other stuff okay what you're going to say is make sure our left wing it's just bullshit because at the end of the day like we have the internet now we can access information we're not stupid right 10 % of us on each side just want to be told what we feel is right and that 10 % is way too little for them to actually maintain their business model.

[1752] I shouldn't be here and you shouldn't be here.

[1753] Right.

[1754] They should have never opened up that hole for us to exist outside of the industry.

[1755] Yeah.

[1756] Like the fact that they left that hole gaping wide open.

[1757] Well, we both do very different things than what they're doing though.

[1758] But they could literally be, they could pull it close.

[1759] Yeah, but they can't.

[1760] See, you can't talk shit on CNN.

[1761] What we do that is so comforting to people is we talk shit like, they would, if they're with their friends, and they're sitting around the kitchen table, crack of beers, talking shit.

[1762] Yeah.

[1763] We talk shit.

[1764] Talking shit is an integral part of being a man. Yeah.

[1765] It's very important.

[1766] So if you see a bunch of men on television and they're never talking shit, or when they do talk shit, it's like Don Lemon shit talking.

[1767] Where you're like, what is happening here?

[1768] Why is anyone laughing at this?

[1769] Yeah.

[1770] What is this?

[1771] It's like theater class shit talking.

[1772] You know, it's like some odd form of shit talking.

[1773] It doesn't really make sense to it.

[1774] Yeah.

[1775] It's an improv.

[1776] of a game.

[1777] Yeah, it doesn't make sense to actual males.

[1778] Yeah.

[1779] So when you see these people that are talking about important issues, but they never say it in a natural voice.

[1780] They never say it in an honest interpretation.

[1781] Like, they don't have an honest view based on their life and what they see.

[1782] It's always through the party line.

[1783] Yeah.

[1784] It's always through this ideology that they have to support.

[1785] I call yourself out when you're wrong.

[1786] Why is that, like, dude, first time I came on the show, I said Netflix was going to go out of business.

[1787] Yeah.

[1788] I was wrong.

[1789] Netflix is done Listen I was wrong I looked at the numbers I thought I was right Now I'm on fucking Netflix Okay I call myself out on it I can say it It's fine Like you know how refreshing that is When you hear somebody like I think When you something Happened with you Like you corrected something You said on a pod You put out a video Afterwards Right And it's fucking refreshing Because then you're like Oh I can trust that guy Because if he does get something Fucking wrong He's gonna say it Yeah I will every time And that All people also thought that Spotify asked me to do that literally no one asked me to do that Jamie I this that was a five minute decision I walked in here Jamie said all that thing that you said about that is wrong my no really and he shows me the article and I'm like fuck what should I do I go I was about to do a podcast I go I'm gonna make a video so I just made a video right there and then one take uploaded it and then did the podcast and what do I remember I don't remember the content I don't remember what you apologize about.

[1790] I just remembered that you apologize when you were wrong.

[1791] I will always do that.

[1792] I don't, I'm never married to my opinions.

[1793] And if I have a mistake, I think it's way more important that I say of the mistake and tell people the actual facts.

[1794] Yeah.

[1795] Then protect my fucking fragile ego.

[1796] Yeah.

[1797] And pretend that I didn't fuck up and that I didn't make a mistake.

[1798] Yeah.

[1799] 100%.

[1800] If you get something wrong, you got to say it.

[1801] And if you get duped, you know, if you read something.

[1802] You know, if you read I'm incorrect information.

[1803] We've done that a hundred times.

[1804] Like, I've said something early on the podcast and an hour later.

[1805] Jamie's like, well, actually, that's not true anymore.

[1806] Yeah.

[1807] You find out some, you find out it's a lie.

[1808] You find out it's propaganda or it's a parody site.

[1809] Didn't Trump just recently tweet something?

[1810] Of course.

[1811] From a parody site.

[1812] The Babylon B or something like that.

[1813] They're funny over there.

[1814] They're funny, man. Somebody just sent me something from that today and they didn't know it was fake.

[1815] Yeah.

[1816] They get people all the time with that.

[1817] Yeah.

[1818] What do you think happens with Trump?

[1819] What do you think the next?

[1820] stage of Trump's.

[1821] Jamie has a theory.

[1822] Okay, Jamie.

[1823] Just with the potential California recall of Newsom, there's an internet push that could say, hey, why don't you go take over California?

[1824] It's on its own, the fifth largest country in the world with the economy.

[1825] Imagine.

[1826] Trump takes over California, brings it back to life, gets rid of all the homelessness, and then comes back and runs for president again at 2024 and wins by a landslide.

[1827] Flips California.

[1828] Imagine, dude, he flips California.

[1829] And people are like, why would you even want that?

[1830] Why would you want that?

[1831] I'm not saying I want that.

[1832] I like ridiculous shit.

[1833] I like chaos.

[1834] I do.

[1835] I enjoy that.

[1836] Now we're talking, baby.

[1837] I enjoy it.

[1838] That would be chaos.

[1839] Schwarzenegger became governor when there was a recall race.

[1840] Yeah, they were called gray and then Schwarzenegger took it, took over.

[1841] That was 2003.

[1842] I mean, who knows.

[1843] Who knows what's going on?

[1844] Who knows what's going on?

[1845] But he's going to be a rat.

[1846] Like, he's looking a little silly now when he keeps on like leaning into like, the voter fraud shit like yes there's voter fraud i think there's probably voter fraud every single election and yes there's shady shit going on was there enough for him to lose the election nothing i've read or watched so far no has showed me that no i haven't read that either but it's it's interesting that some people don't even want to admit there's voter fraud yeah like i do not believe there was enough voter fraud to flip the election the other way but i have some like hardcore lefty friends yeah and they're like this all this voter fraud shit is bullshit i go no no here's the question here's like Here's my question.

[1847] Is the amount of voter fraud more than zero?

[1848] Yes.

[1849] What's the number?

[1850] Yeah.

[1851] What is the number?

[1852] That's the question.

[1853] Because you know there's some some stuff ballots.

[1854] So what's the number?

[1855] Yeah.

[1856] You know there's some stuff ballots.

[1857] You know there's some bullshit.

[1858] You know there's some people working there flipping votes for the other people.

[1859] 100%.

[1860] You know that Dominion fucking...

[1861] Could be shady.

[1862] Shady as fuck.

[1863] Dude, bare minimum.

[1864] I think there was a story about like a husband and wife.

[1865] The husband ends up dying, like two old people.

[1866] But they had their mail -in ballot.

[1867] And I think she sent it in any of.

[1868] way knowing like who he would vote for that's fraud yes you're not allowed to do that dead people aren't allowed to vote how many of those situations are there to flip an election i don't think so i mean got lost by a lot probably not enough that being said there is voter fraud and he's leaning in i imagine to the voter fraud thing to like continue to you know bolster up his base and delegitimize the loss because he's always about branding yeah that's all he understands is branding yeah constant and it's actually a smart move if you lost how you can keep those people emboldened yeah but i think the average person that was kind of like drawn to him is only drawn to him in terms of like his victory state and I think that they're starting to kind of sour a bit on Trump but they're kind of think he's looking a little bit pathetic now yeah it doesn't look good yeah you know when you when you're a simple person and this is not an insult there's a lot of people that support Trump that look at things in a very simplistic way right you know like God wants Trump to win yeah like that kind of shit yeah when you're a simple person you don't respect losers.

[1869] Now, when a person loses and then complains about losing, you don't respect that.

[1870] So you've got two choices.

[1871] Either you go along with the narrative that they stole the election.

[1872] Yeah.

[1873] And, you know, and then you're not sure if that's true.

[1874] Yeah.

[1875] Because you don't really have enough data.

[1876] You don't have it in front of you.

[1877] So you go with it, but you're like, oh, I don't know if that's true.

[1878] And then you see him complaining about it all the time.

[1879] But then you see that, like, the electoral college, they all, they just established Biden as the winner, like yesterday.

[1880] Yeah, they finally handed it over.

[1881] It's over.

[1882] He won.

[1883] Yeah.

[1884] So what's happening?

[1885] So these people are in limbo.

[1886] They don't know what to believe.

[1887] Yeah.

[1888] Because he looks, when someone's complaining and whining about it being stolen, you look pathetic.

[1889] Yeah.

[1890] Whining is never good.

[1891] Yeah.

[1892] You look pathetic.

[1893] Like when he gets criticized by reporters and he's like, what they did was terrible.

[1894] We won, and we won huge.

[1895] We went bigger than anybody's ever won before.

[1896] Yeah.

[1897] And you're like, oh, did you though?

[1898] Yeah.

[1899] Like, this is crazy.

[1900] like this is what but here's the other thing it's also crazy that we don't trust the whole process anymore yeah we don't and what he's doing is by saying that he he won and that he's being robbed it undermines the entire electoral process yeah it really does that's what's douchey for self -interest right like and i think that's just as dushy as these like networks that like drive the wedge for profit like he is driving that wedge for profit right i don't think he's doing it out of you know patriotism but here's the thing he's done that in the past Yeah, this is what he does.

[1901] He did that about, I believe he did it about Ted Cruz.

[1902] He did that about other elections were saying that it was fraud.

[1903] Yeah.

[1904] You're talking about the primary?

[1905] Yeah.

[1906] When he lost the primary in, what was the state?

[1907] I don't know.

[1908] He lost the primary in one of those states to Ted Cruz.

[1909] And he blamed, yeah, he said it was 2016, right?

[1910] Yeah.

[1911] And he blamed voter fraud.

[1912] Like, you can't cry wolf like that.

[1913] Yeah, you got to just take the L, man. We respect it.

[1914] If people take the L on the chin, it is what it is.

[1915] But it does make you realize.

[1916] like boy the dirty shenanigans behind the scenes is valuable oh yeah that dirty shit is how you win an election yeah i mean yeah don't they say didn't they say that's how jfk won like didn't the oh yeah isn't that the rumor yeah yeah the mom hooked it up in chicago yeah illinois was apparently not going his way and he needed it i heard that abraham lincoln did that shit too i'm sure so sometimes it works out that's the shitty thing is like sometimes the democratic process is wrong yeah it's like sometimes you need.

[1917] Right.

[1918] Like Kennedy was a great president for as long as he stayed alive.

[1919] Yeah.

[1920] But maybe they would have hated him if he did two terms too.

[1921] Maybe.

[1922] They don't like anybody unless you go out in a box.

[1923] That's so true.

[1924] If you die.

[1925] Lincoln and Kennedy.

[1926] Everybody else can eat shit.

[1927] We kind of like Reagan because he took a bullet and walked it off.

[1928] George Washington.

[1929] And liberals do not like Reagan at all.

[1930] Right.

[1931] No. So he's like a right -wing hero, but he's a, you know, left -wing devil.

[1932] Right.

[1933] But he's the old.

[1934] only right -wing hero of former presidents.

[1935] H .W. Bush was never a right -wing hero.

[1936] Right.

[1937] G .W. is not a right -wing hero.

[1938] Yeah.

[1939] Well, Herbert Walker was one term.

[1940] W. was two terms.

[1941] Bro, it's amazing to see the hit Obama's taken.

[1942] Yeah.

[1943] Like, that to me is mind -boggling.

[1944] You have to constantly fight for your reputation even after your president and a beloved president.

[1945] Like, that's why he's putting out that book.

[1946] He's literally like, oh, shit.

[1947] Black people don't fuck with me like they used to?

[1948] All right, I got to put out a book to let everybody know I tried my best.

[1949] You think that's what it is?

[1950] 100%.

[1951] That black people don't fucking do them.

[1952] I think so.

[1953] I think there's a lot of...

[1954] What did Charlemaine ask him?

[1955] He was like, he goes, you know, why didn't you do more for black people, I think essentially?

[1956] Or why do people not know that?

[1957] And then he explained that the political process, the system itself makes it very difficult to do specific things.

[1958] Like he can't make a local government do something.

[1959] That's up to your local government.

[1960] That's why you have to vote for these people.

[1961] He's not wrong.

[1962] He's 100 % right about that.

[1963] But still, the idea is that the president is our savior and he's going to, you're going to to do these things to make our lives better and when he doesn't we're kind of resentful yeah dude the the presidency getting in there and trying to get something to happen yeah try to make things happen it's got to be brutally difficult and that's why the thing about trump is quite interesting is like he he did these things that you think he made them happen but he didn't actually like he did a lot of these like um executive orders and the problem with the executive order is they can be switched exactly yeah when you actually get like a law pass like say what you want about obamacare and Who gives a fuck if it's good or bad?

[1964] I don't know enough to even tell you.

[1965] But that shit is entrenched.

[1966] Yeah.

[1967] Like, they've been trying to get rid of that shit for the last four years, and it hasn't really been taken all the way down, and because once you get something past, it's kind of locked in.

[1968] But our system is built in a way where it's very difficult to lock things in.

[1969] And when you're not willing to make any of those compromises, like none of these fucking hacks are, it makes it very difficult to have, like, long -lasting change.

[1970] Yeah, it really does.

[1971] It sucks, dude.

[1972] Like, why would anybody want to be a politician?

[1973] You just got to lie to people.

[1974] You're the newest liar.

[1975] You know what I mean?

[1976] Like Trump was an enigma, right?

[1977] Because he looked at least like he wasn't like, he wasn't under the control, I guess, of the elites.

[1978] You know what I mean?

[1979] But the rest of them, you're just the newest liar.

[1980] Hey, do it's a favor.

[1981] Lie to these people for four years.

[1982] Oh, you got another four?

[1983] Okay, lie to them.

[1984] Tell them some shit that's going to happen.

[1985] It ain't.

[1986] And then someone else comes out.

[1987] You're the newest liar.

[1988] Trump should do?

[1989] What's that?

[1990] A fucking podcast.

[1991] Dude, he would murder.

[1992] Actually, he might need an audience.

[1993] He might need the reaction.

[1994] Do a live podcast.

[1995] He would kill.

[1996] Give them all COVID.

[1997] Have all the people in the arms.

[1998] Have a fucking COVID hot spot every week.

[1999] COVID cast.

[2000] Dude, I mean, I don't know.

[2001] It's just so interesting.

[2002] Like going into politics.

[2003] Like, there's so many other ways to influence people, influence culture.

[2004] Like, and I don't think they're done through the political sphere.

[2005] Well, the other people that do it.

[2006] First of all, the people that get involved, like Garcetti, the mayor of Los Angeles.

[2007] Oh, yeah.

[2008] That guy is such a low rung intellect that I don't know if there's anything else where he would be successful at like that.

[2009] How sad is that?

[2010] public in a public space where you're speaking to large numbers of people, you're influencing large numbers of people, what else would that guy do where he would have that kind of influence and power?

[2011] The reason why he got that gig is because nobody who's really intelligent and really ambitious and really on the ball wants to be the fucking mayor of L .A. The weirdos want to be the mayor of L .A. You have to be a sociopath.

[2012] You're going to, every decision you make, some people end up dying.

[2013] Here's my favorite part about him, though.

[2014] What is that?

[2015] He tried so hard to be progressive.

[2016] As progressive as possible, he went out of his fucking way.

[2017] And now, Black Lives Matter has been protesting at his house every day for the last 22 days in a row.

[2018] Because it turns out that the Biden administration wants to use him for something.

[2019] It might not.

[2020] With Transportation Secretary off the table, speculation remains over a possible cabinet possession for Garcetti.

[2021] Yeah, but the point is, Black Lives Matter is at his fucking house every day.

[2022] protesting and they're protesting first of all defund the police but there's as hardcore lefty Marxist as you can get defund the police and they they want they're angry at his the way he's handled the homeless situation he wants them to take care of the homeless situation and police brutality and so they don't want him getting they don't want him failing upward they're calling him the worst mayor in history and these guys are the people that he was trying to appease which is hilarious You can't, well, those hardcore leftists.

[2023] Stop trying to people, please, man. Those hardcore leftists, they don't want liberals.

[2024] They want leftists.

[2025] They want full -on, radical, change in the way we do everything.

[2026] Change the way, Paul, change the way money is processed, changing the way people get paid, change in the way, wealth is distributed.

[2027] Yeah.

[2028] Those people have, there's no end of that game.

[2029] If you try to dip your toes in that water and court, them yeah good luck bitch you're gonna be like garcetti yeah they're gonna be pounding on your door yeah 22 days in a row yeah 22 days in a row man look at that defund the police hashtag block garcetti you know the problem with the defund the police thing is like i i start to look into it it and we were talking we do like a piece about that like talks about part of this but like it's such a shame because the marketing once again is just trash a lot of cops would agree with a lot of the things within defund the police.

[2030] Like, cops don't want to, like, deal with mental health issues.

[2031] Right.

[2032] The average cop does not want to handle people who are crazy.

[2033] Right.

[2034] Right.

[2035] They want to protect average citizens from, I don't know, I was it more or less saying people, but from people who are breaking the law and potentially putting their lives at risk.

[2036] And that's what they get in there for.

[2037] And now they're dealing with people who are, like, mentally ill in the middle of a park.

[2038] And it's like, what the fuck is going?

[2039] Don't we have another?

[2040] So I think part of the defund the police thing is, like, why don't we reallocate funds so that there are specific groups of people.

[2041] that are positioned just to do this.

[2042] And I think the average cop would be like, yeah, that'd be kind of dope.

[2043] Why use wording that you know is inflammatory, you know he's going to piss people off, and you know is not going to get the support from the people who actually would support it.

[2044] Yeah.

[2045] It's like the same thing with this democratic socialism.

[2046] Just take the word out.

[2047] The country already has so many of these programs that support poor people, right?

[2048] Like if you're poor, there is Medicare.

[2049] There is welfare.

[2050] There is Medicaid.

[2051] There are all these things that are kind of like social.

[2052] policies when you think about it yeah right we have what is it for old people where they get uh take care of we have social security like these are socialist program but when you put the fucking word in you know it's going to rile people up you know it's going to piss people off but what you're doing bernie sanders was running on the platform of democratic socialism and they were so scared to him they had to rig the primaries yeah they fuck him every time yeah and they fucked them again in 2020 and he's a pussy for not saying oh no he's pussy for that shit I'm tight about that you nah because I liked him a lot yeah I liked him a lot because I thought he was actually trying to help not win yeah and all these motherfuckers just try to win and I can tell it you know I might not have my sense of smell Joe but I can fucking smell when a motherfucker is just out here for victory yeah you know right and I was like no this guy really wants to win if he gets in there there'll be enough people in power they're like yo cut that shit out bro we're not doing this 70 % tax nonsense but he wasn't trying to do that so he explained on the shit see there's a version of him that you get from the media that are trying to criticize him right and then there's a version of him you get when you actually talk to him about his policies like I did right and when I talked to him for two hours or whatever the fuck it was he's saying that they're that's not what they're trying to do what they're trying to do is put a tax on a very small tax less than one cent on exchanges on on speculation wall street speculation yeah and he's like that alone would would generate untold sums of money and pay for most of these programs he was about a lot of things that I was interested in.

[2053] Here's one, student debt.

[2054] That shit is ridiculous.

[2055] The idea that you graduated from college and you owe $200 ,000 and you're lucky you get a job that's $40 ,000 a year.

[2056] That's crazy.

[2057] It doesn't make any sense.

[2058] And in Canada, you can get a free education.

[2059] In England, you can get a free education.

[2060] Why can't you get that here?

[2061] Okay.

[2062] Medicine.

[2063] Being able to go - Can I say one thing about the education thing, which is so interesting to me?

[2064] Like, it behooves a country that generates its income off taxation to have an educated populace because then they will have higher paying jobs and you get more money like if you're the government you should be forcing everybody to get a fucking master's degree so you can get more money okay that's all I want to say it drives me crazy that people don't understand better educated society means less losers less losers more income more money that you get to tax them on why would you create a situation where they would go out for lower paying jobs that's not the problem the problem is the government has been subsidizing education for so long and that's the reason why these institutions charge so much money in the first place because they know it's going to get paid off the matter what and they could make up these bullshit majors like fucking poetry is that student debt total federal student debt in the u .s is 1 trillion 722 billion 666 million 300 but it's just going up like crazy I don't get into that debt stuff bro oh okay because it's like it's not real that's that's that's 1 .7 trillion dollars but it's not real bro like none of this shit is real okay like I was getting you know I got into these like because it's not conspiracy shit but I was trying to understand like money a little bit during like corona because I was like how you just make three trillion dollars that's crazy right right and like this guy broke it down to me is Joe Wisenthaw I think his name is and he was like debt is fine like the way our economy works is through debt in the way that like you know banks only need to keep 10 % of the money in the bank.

[2065] So, like, if a Chase bank over there has, like, has lent out $100 million, it only needs $10 million in the bank.

[2066] Right.

[2067] Right.

[2068] So if you only need 10 % of the actual reserves, you get to make up 90 % of money at a thin air.

[2069] So you have $10 million in the bank, and then you come in, you go, I'd like a million dollars.

[2070] And then they go, all right, cool, here's a million.

[2071] They just push a button.

[2072] You got a million.

[2073] They only need to keep $100 ,000 of your million in cash in the bank.

[2074] They just made $900 ,000 with a push of a button.

[2075] Hmm Isn't that crazy?

[2076] It's called fractional reserve banking It's kind of a wild thing But once I found that out I'm like oh, debt is just whatever It's like frivolous Until the IRS comes And then that shit's real Unless you owe the debt And then it's real So that's the difference Between student loan debt It's actual real money That kids owe when they get out of college And they're like fuck What is this?

[2077] Then you're saddled down For the rest of your life Do you know there's people out there That are getting Social Security Doct because they owe student loans That's wild The children loans are the only thing that you can't escape through bankruptcy.

[2078] That's wild.

[2079] You could escape everything else.

[2080] You could buy businesses.

[2081] You could fuck up, buy a yacht, buy a house, they take it all away from you.

[2082] You can escape it.

[2083] You don't owe it anymore.

[2084] You run bankruptcy.

[2085] You're okay.

[2086] You don't get that option with student loans.

[2087] Isn't that interesting?

[2088] Because you're in bed with the government now, because the government has subsidized all that.

[2089] And the government has made sure that they protected these institutions so they can keep charging exorbitant amounts of money.

[2090] So they're like, since we're the one giving you social social social social security we're the government we're going to take our cut first we want our little pound of flesh of that shit that you owe us yeah yeah yeah that you didn't pay back yeah so you're an old guy you're at the end of the line and your life didn't work out the way you wanted to and you still have student debt well guess what fuck face you got to pay me fuck you pay me fuck you pay me we'll I'm how old I've worked in this factory my whole life.

[2091] I never got a job with my degree.

[2092] Fuck you.

[2093] Pay me. Pay me. We'll take it out of your money.

[2094] We're going to take it out of your check.

[2095] Yeah.

[2096] So you get like a $3 ,000 check every month?

[2097] No, you don't.

[2098] You get a $2 ,000 check every month.

[2099] So what do you say?

[2100] Wipe it clean?

[2101] Yeah, wipe it clean.

[2102] Sounds crazy.

[2103] I don't know how to do that.

[2104] Why can you wipe it clean, though?

[2105] Because it's fake.

[2106] That's what I'm talking about, Joe?

[2107] It's not real.

[2108] Listen, no one is ever going to really wipe it clean with the powers that be in the way the government is structured right now, and the way these banks and bankers have influence over politicians, they're never going to wipe it clean.

[2109] These are just pipe dreams.

[2110] But it's at least the option of making some schools free and the option of giving people the opportunity to actually get an education free.

[2111] And then also, you know, a lot of people have talked about absolving student loan debt.

[2112] And I think Biden even talked about that at one point in time.

[2113] It's not a bad idea if you want to keep the economy cracking.

[2114] tax breaks are also a good idea because people spend money when they get tax breaks they spend money when they spend money the economy gets juiced up those are the things that I was interested in with Bernie Sanders the he obviously didn't want the tax break part but the thing with student loans and then health care the idea that we're supposed to be a country right country is supposed to be a community we're America we're together if people get sick and ill we're going to spend our money to fix the streets we're going to spend our money to repair bridges but we don't spend our money to make sure that our brothers and sisters are able to get health care if they're ill or injured and then they're in insurmountable debt if that happens and they're fucked for the rest of their life because they broke their leg and they didn't have insurance that's crazy that's crazy what is the argument against it like what would be the I guess the conservative approach to health care well it's the free market approach is you want people to compete and you want them to get the most value for their education.

[2115] And, you know, if a guy's a better surgeon, he should be able to generate more income than a guy.

[2116] And that would be limited in the case where there was a public free health care.

[2117] Or you could have people inside the public system and then you could have private options as well, like they do in Canada.

[2118] In Canada, you have your public health care.

[2119] So if you're a person of moderate income, you can't afford a private doctor to do surgery on you.

[2120] you could still get your surgery from a lot of very great surgeons.

[2121] Right.

[2122] But you also have the option to seek out an elite specialist.

[2123] But a lot of people from Canada before COVID were coming down to the United States to get surgery because some of the best surgeons are here, which speaks to the power of the free market.

[2124] Right.

[2125] So you have to find a way to kind of like balance those two things.

[2126] You've got to find a way to balance it out.

[2127] But health care in general should be a right.

[2128] It should be a thing that we give people when we bring them into our culture and they contribute.

[2129] You contribute taxes, some of that taxes should go to health care.

[2130] Okay, here's my question.

[2131] If we contribute taxes and have universal tax pay health care, can we fat shame?

[2132] We should because those people are mooching off the dime and they're ruining it.

[2133] They're ruining the, they're messing up the curve.

[2134] Well, instead of fat shame, what they should do is like there should be some sort of education of the negative aspects of being overwhelmed.

[2135] weight and promote it heavily because you can't do that today because if you do you'll be called a fat shamer which is just nonsense so that's the interesting thing like maybe the reason why we people have been able to get away with that is because we haven't been codependent enough and maybe places where we are codependent where this person being unhealthy actually affects my wallet and not only affects my wallet like you could be taking my ventilator or not my ventilator but like my my my granddad's ventilator or something like that right like you you are young you shouldn't need a ventilator but you chose to eat all these things or not treat yourself right and now you're taking away a hospital bed from someone who really fucking needs it right like at what point like corona really put that shit in perspective but also with the universal health care I wonder if we could start having that conversation and it's not looked at as like hateful it's literally just looked at as like hey this is pretty reasonable if we're all in this together we need to start acting like it a little bit you know when you're on a plane and then you're too heavy so they say oh can you go to the other side yeah You just do it, right?

[2136] You don't go, no, I paid for a seat 3B.

[2137] You go, okay, I'll balance the fucking plane.

[2138] What kind of planes are you on with it telling you to move your seat?

[2139] It's a little planes.

[2140] It's a little planes in New York from New York.

[2141] Shastil Lizzo.

[2142] Sparks body debate with 10 -day smoothie diet.

[2143] Yeah, let this girl lose the weight, bro.

[2144] Come on.

[2145] Well, what is the body debate?

[2146] They got mad at her for posting.

[2147] Because she's like, I love my body, but now she's trying to lose weight.

[2148] What are you saying?

[2149] They got mad at her for talking, like, she posted photos that she was on a diet.

[2150] So people got mad at her.

[2151] They got mad at her for trying to lose weight Yes Oh my God They got mad at Adele for losing weight But that's just fat sloppy people That don't want anybody else to work hard There's a lot of people that I like being fat and sloppy And she's fat and sloppy You were my fat sloppy hero And now you're trying to get healthy Fuck you bitch Mm -hmm They get angry And they eat more cake They're angry They eat in hoagies And fucking chips and fries Can't believe her With her bullshit diet She's hurting my feelings Yeah up yeah BPC 157 lift weights get to that gym pusses it is crazy Lizzo slams critics who say she's promoting diet culture hilarious diet culture oh you're promoting health culture I'm a big girl who did a smoothie detox every big girl should do whatever they want with their bodies how about every person yo you know what's crazy is like she's trying to lose weight she's trying to lose weight but like she this is where she fucked up She branded herself as the fat girl.

[2152] And now you realize that that's unhealthy.

[2153] Well, she leaned into it.

[2154] She was getting a lot of love for being a fat girl.

[2155] Big time.

[2156] And that's why you need to be careful.

[2157] Like, that's the thing people do all the time is like they just ride the wave.

[2158] Like they see a wave coming up and they just jump on that shit.

[2159] And then they get all this support and they think the support is for them, but it's really just the wave.

[2160] Right?

[2161] You guys agree on the same thing.

[2162] And the woke thing is the same thing.

[2163] And the extreme right wing is the same thing.

[2164] It's like these characters hop on, they latch on, they leech.

[2165] And they think they're celebs.

[2166] And then they divert a little.

[2167] little bit from that wave and the fucking Garcetti they outside your house.

[2168] Boom.

[2169] Isn't that interesting?

[2170] It's like you create your own thing.

[2171] It takes longer to get there.

[2172] But at least the people that fuck with you understand that you are on your own path.

[2173] And they have to make a choice to opt in to what you're doing.

[2174] Does that make sense?

[2175] There's a look that Garcetti has all the time like he's on the strongest antidepressants imaginable.

[2176] You know what it's the look in his eyes like those pupils?

[2177] Yeah.

[2178] There's a look at his eyes Like there's no There's no one's there You're happy to not be out there He's not really there huh He's oh love it It's like His eyeballs are like Remotly broadcast Into his head They're not really there It's like a Zoom call The Incredibles 2 Yeah it's like something's not right Yeah You look at his face He's just got this Like no matter what has happened Fucking LA's on fire Doesn't matter It has to end Look at that guy What a dope He's such a dope Yeah The fact that this fuck guy made it to the mayor of one of the largest cities, if not the largest city in the fucking country.

[2179] It's crazy.

[2180] Yeah, it's, it's kind of a...

[2181] It's crazy.

[2182] It's crazy.

[2183] But who the fuck wants that shop now?

[2184] When you find out that BLM's going to be knocking on his door every day for 22 days in a row.

[2185] I just don't understand.

[2186] Protesting.

[2187] And you have to live in the mayor's mansion, which is hilarious.

[2188] So everybody knows where you are.

[2189] No, you don't.

[2190] Yes, you do.

[2191] Yes, Yes, you do.

[2192] The governor lives in the governor's mansion, too.

[2193] You have to?

[2194] Yes.

[2195] What if you just don't want to live there?

[2196] No, that's the job.

[2197] I asked Governor Abbott when I was chilling with the governor of Texas.

[2198] You are moving and grooving.

[2199] I was chilling with the governor of Texas.

[2200] He took me to his governor's mansion.

[2201] He gave me a tour of it.

[2202] It's really cool.

[2203] They got old shit there from like the original governors.

[2204] Uh -huh.

[2205] Like historical stuff.

[2206] They have books that tell you what all the different things are on the walls and this guy's pipe and that guy's fucking chair and this guy's cane and everybody leaves behind something when they when they leave office but you have to live there everybody knows where you live so you're the governor okay good i want you in that house he's in a wheelchair that governor right yes did they make it wheelchair accessible for him really yeah i mean i don't know if it was wheelchair accessible originally but it is wheelchair accessible yeah that's a power move right there bro to change things to be in a wheelchair and be like no i'm still gonna do this shit well he was in a wheelchair when he was 24 he was running and he got hit with a tree a tree fell tree fell and hit him when he was running.

[2207] Unbelievable bad luck.

[2208] Crazy bad luck.

[2209] Unbelievable.

[2210] Shattered his spine.

[2211] I mean, just imagine like the things that could have gone different in his day for that to not happen.

[2212] If he stayed one more second brushing his teeth, you know, like one second.

[2213] Yep.

[2214] And he would have missed that tree.

[2215] Yep.

[2216] The tree would have missed him rather.

[2217] Yep.

[2218] Or left.

[2219] Oh, my.

[2220] Five seconds earlier.

[2221] Running.

[2222] Ready, go.

[2223] Hold on.

[2224] now go did you ever ask him about that no you don't want to give someone uh like have you ever thought he's thought about it better your life yeah well of course can he still can he still go to town or whatever i don't know because stephen hawkin was piping broads that's what i heard yeah got one pregs really i think he got one pregs i think he's cheating on this girl he liked to go to strip clubs that's that's a that's a that's a fucking legend right there's a there's a bunch of pictures of stephen hawking's as eric he told me about that really yeah he's how's eric about that he's great I remember when you were fucking with him and the comedy star was so funny because dudes who are not used to being around comics, it's so funny when a comic's around, the comic starts jabbing out and fuck with him.

[2225] You see him like, what?

[2226] He's got used to it now.

[2227] I just, no, because what happened was like, I think I was busting his balls on the fighter and the kid and then he DM'd me and he said something in the DM's like, I must have run over your cat or something like that.

[2228] He said something like corny -ass shit, right?

[2229] And I was like, but like, I guess a lot of people, but I don't know, maybe they're not used to like, you know, when you see someone in person, then the same energy is kept.

[2230] Like, if I make fun of you on a podcast, like, I will say that to your face.

[2231] And the people that I won't, I'm not going to make fun of on a podcast.

[2232] Do you know what I mean?

[2233] It's supposed to be fun.

[2234] It's fun if I'm both of your balls.

[2235] So he goes, when you're there, he's like, oh, this is my friend Eric.

[2236] And I was like, oh, yeah, you tweeted me that thing about me, run over your cat or you run over my cat.

[2237] And then he was like, no, no, I don't know what you're talking about.

[2238] I don't know.

[2239] I'll show you the DM, bitch.

[2240] I brought out the phone.

[2241] Listen, that dude is too smart for his own good.

[2242] Really?

[2243] Oh, my God.

[2244] When he talks about physics and he goes down these wormholes and talks about things and explaining geometric patterns and stuff to us.

[2245] Right.

[2246] Do you ever think he's just making that shit up?

[2247] No, he's not making it up.

[2248] Dude, he is a legitimate super genius.

[2249] Really?

[2250] Yeah, yeah.

[2251] I trust his opinion on almost everything.

[2252] Really?

[2253] Yeah, yeah.

[2254] He's a very, very, very smart man. All right, I'm going to check him out a little.

[2255] His brother is as well.

[2256] They have whatever the fuck's going on.

[2257] their genetics, someone in their family is smart as fuck.

[2258] They're both exceptional brains.

[2259] Really?

[2260] Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

[2261] What do they do for a living?

[2262] Well, Eric is a mathematician, and his brother is an evolutionary biologist.

[2263] But, like, what does that mean if you're a mathematician?

[2264] You teach people math?

[2265] Well, he works for Teal Capital, Peter Teal's company.

[2266] That's what I was making fun of him for.

[2267] And I was like, yeah, you just got to say what Peter Thiel wants you to say.

[2268] That's the big dick.

[2269] Yo, that motherfucker does not play around.

[2270] Peter Thiel, is that how you pronounce the last name?

[2271] feel or teal teal that dude that's big swinging dangleang right there bro that guy hey man he's a nice guy too i'm just saying like that's the difference between politicians and big swing and dangling politicians talk all that shit that motherfucker waited peter teal had a party at his house and he brought over the guy who wrote chariots of the gods what is the uh the german fellow oh no i don't know i'm thinking so eric von danikin that's right He brought over Eric von Danikin and invited me over as well.

[2272] And he made him read it to you.

[2273] No, we all had like a lunch around the table.

[2274] He has these like power dinners and power lunches.

[2275] They're really cool.

[2276] Let's go.

[2277] It brings over interesting people and everyone has conversations.

[2278] That's the dream.

[2279] I went to one of the dinners at his house and then I went to one of the lunches at his house and he brought over Eric von Daniken and the guy was asking, we were all asking him questions about the, about his theories about ancient aliens.

[2280] And what do he think?

[2281] he's a believer meaning that it's not necessarily based on realistic interpretations of this ancient shit like his version of the the plaque at Polenke that shows it looks like it shows a guy in a rocket ship taken off into heaven but someone who is a Mayan scholar then explained to me that the imagery that is on display and that is that iconography of the flames below them and all that That's all been explained in multiple texts and that this type of imagery exists all throughout Mayan culture and it doesn't have anything to do with space travel.

[2282] It has to do with like the underworld and I legitimately forget exactly what he told to me but I remember doing a short dive into it going okay I kind of see why someone would, if they didn't understand the Mayan language and these Mayan hieroglyphs, they would look at it that way.

[2283] When I, I saw those pyramids.

[2284] Those are the ones in like Tio Tchlan or whatever like that, right outside Mexico City.

[2285] How do you say that?

[2286] Tioto Kong.

[2287] Yeah, I'm not exactly.

[2288] But it was, it was really cool.

[2289] No, that's not Mexico City.

[2290] Is that Polankan is outside of Mexico City?

[2291] I don't, I don't know.

[2292] One is outside Mexico City.

[2293] Yeah, there's a lot of them.

[2294] Our guide said that they were just trying to mimic mountains.

[2295] And that if you look at them with the mountain range in the background, they actually are situated in the same way that the mountains.

[2296] Oh, you mean the.

[2297] The actual pyramids themselves.

[2298] And like, so they didn't look at them as pyramids.

[2299] They're like, no, we just made mountains because mountains were the sick of shit back on the day.

[2300] So we just started to make them as well.

[2301] There's a lot of interpretations of why they did what they did.

[2302] The problem is we don't really know because they're dead.

[2303] You want them aliens, bro.

[2304] No, I don't think it is aliens.

[2305] No, but you want them.

[2306] Oh, I want aliens right now.

[2307] You want aliens.

[2308] Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[2309] And you're telling me you haven't used any of your influence to see if there's aliens, Joe.

[2310] Dude, I have people on almost every month that either have seen UFOs or no. getting Travis Walton.

[2311] You need to get a fire in the sky.

[2312] We're working on getting him.

[2313] You need to get the real deal.

[2314] I need to get the real deal.

[2315] Right after he gets out of office.

[2316] You need to have Trump sit down here.

[2317] Get him some MDMA and have me tell the truth.

[2318] Dude.

[2319] Just have him sit here and just tell the truth.

[2320] I just always wanted people to love me and I felt like the only way they did is if they were scared.

[2321] And so I acted like a bully, like I guess I was a bully.

[2322] I didn't want to be a bully.

[2323] But I felt like that was the only way they would listen.

[2324] And I eventually wanted to not be able to.

[2325] bully, but I never could get away with it.

[2326] And I just kept, get away from it.

[2327] I just kept doing deals and then one day I realized I'm 74 and I'm still doing the same thing, but now I'm president.

[2328] I just don't, what do I do now?

[2329] I mean, I have to say that I won, even though I'm pretty sure I lost.

[2330] And I don't have this fuck to do.

[2331] Introspective, Trump.

[2332] Introspective, high on ecstasy, sitting on a couch with a bunch of fucking like Persian rugs and shit, like some hippie compound.

[2333] Just burning man Trump.

[2334] Yeah, Burning Man Trump.

[2335] That's such unique.

[2336] Criss Cross Applesauce and some North Collywood apartment He's trying to figure out his life Tripping balls It'd be cool to see some aliens, bro A hundred percent I'd like to see that You think your boy Elon is going to Mars And like it's Yeah I see Yeah yeah yeah Occupy Mars But do you think that He's not going He's going to send some dummy up there Oh he's going around too He's staying here He's never going So just no interest in seeing What you've created Uh uh People die up there I think he's going, bro He might go I think he's going He might go Look if they can develop Some sort of An incredible city On Mars And he's still alive Like he's 80 He might fucking shoot him up there He might live out The last days of his life Wouldn't you If you built a fucking city on Mars No because it's still on Mars It's like a shit neighborhood Elon Musk says SpaceX first starship Trip to Mars Could fly in four years It could You know what else could happen You could grow a new dick that could happen could you though yeah you have stem cells is that how stem cells work but no for real they might be able to send something to Mars in four years but they keep saying that oh he referred to the launch opportunity that arises every 26 months see because Mars is closest yeah that's gross when they do things like that in the title like what in four years you're going to put people on Mars it's not what he said bitch he was referring to the opportunity to launch It doesn't mean it's going to be ready.

[2337] Yeah.

[2338] It's an interesting time for space travel because the private sector has gotten involved.

[2339] Jeff Bezos with all that cheddar.

[2340] Yeah.

[2341] You see his wife giving away all that money?

[2342] She gave away like four billies.

[2343] She doesn't know what to do with it.

[2344] It all came for free.

[2345] No, she worked for that.

[2346] She did, right?

[2347] She worked for that.

[2348] She worked.

[2349] I mean, look at that guy.

[2350] How much do you think she got?

[2351] What's the total?

[2352] I don't know.

[2353] I don't know.

[2354] But, I mean, it seems egregious, right?

[2355] there should be a cap for divorce money don't you think what is the cap a billion I think a billion is fine girls complain fuck that that's bullshit girls look at divorce settlements like it's their team it's like the fucking sixers should have got that point that ref is a fucking asshole it was rigged it was rigged you know what I mean they do they look at it like it's a team game bro and then every time a dude comes up in a divorce like I think Kelly Clarkson's yes we're talking about that girls hate it Why does you want that money?

[2356] Get your own money.

[2357] Get your money, king?

[2358] Go earn your money.

[2359] Yeah, like, I don't know.

[2360] She got, uh, when they divorced earlier this year in June, uh, it says the settlement was $38 billion.

[2361] However, yeah.

[2362] By December 2020, net worth estimated up to $62 billion.

[2363] Because of stock options?

[2364] I mean, that's what's all in stock.

[2365] Because he doesn't have any actual money.

[2366] They get all the Amazon stock, yeah.

[2367] And it's gone so much.

[2368] So she gave away three.

[2369] She's like, what is this fucking?

[2370] pittance nothing be gone I give away three and I feel good about myself I show up at cocktail parties and let everybody know six billion this year according to this six billion that ain't shit for her she's got another 54 in the bank wow but still low key that's that's kind of dope that's kind of dope give away four billion she needs to get herself a man you don't think she's getting fucking crazy super athlete man that's just oh yeah do you don't think that happened immediately home the pipe no it's hard to get a man for money women you can get for money It's hard to get a man for money Yeah You know women are accustomed It's like there's a certain kind of woman That will gravitate towards a wealthy disgusting man Right It's very rare the other way She redefines fuck you money L -O -L But it's funny that she didn't earn it You know all the richest women of the world That's how they got all their money Yeah divorce Except for that Elizabeth Holmes lady For a brief shining moment She was our girl She was the woman that ran Theronos which is a, it was a fraudulent blood testing company that put thousands of people at risk because they didn't really test their blood.

[2371] Right.

[2372] This company called Theranos.

[2373] She dressed like Steve Jobs, used a fake voice.

[2374] You don't know about her?

[2375] No. Bro, she's amazing.

[2376] She is the literally...

[2377] Greatest con man ever?

[2378] The poster girl for what is wrong with rooting for a gender.

[2379] because they wanted so badly they wanted so badly to have their own genius so this genius copied Steve Jobs dressed like him and talked like this she talked in a deep voice but it was a fake voice that's how she dressed a little bit if you like crazy for like a tech genius yeah but she's not a tech genius oh she left college when she was 19 started this company it's all fake dude she was full of shit yeah it was all fake but nobody questioned it because they were scared People in the company were questioning it And then it eventually all fell apart And now she's in trial Now she's fucked And she's going to trial And she's trying to use mental health As a defense in the trial Come on, come on, come on.

[2380] That's like that clock moisture At one point in time she was worth $9 billion For a brief moment Just get out For a brief moment She should have taken Put all the chips in the table And just flew to Bali And just bought herself a palace On the top of a jungle somewhere just partied where they can't send you home but there's no extradition but she's fucked now man 12 felony fraud charges there is a great podcast I think it's called the dropout I don't remember who put it together is it a Wondry podcast it might be Wondry I fucking love them those is it them ABC it's the dropout it's fucking incredible And it just goes into detail about how nuts it is.

[2381] She was banging her business partner.

[2382] They would show up and work together and pretend they lived in different places they were living together.

[2383] And he was, his name was Sunny, his Indian cat.

[2384] He drove around a fucking Lamborghini.

[2385] So he would show up and they were just bullshitting.

[2386] They had like fake blood testing machines and people would try them and they were just going to do you the regular way and they wound up doing so many people the regular way because the machines didn't work and Walgreens bought into them or Walmart.

[2387] Walgreens, Walgreens, Walgreens bought into them and ordered, like, thousands of machines.

[2388] They hustled a lot of people, but one of the reasons why they hustled all these people is because people wanted to believe this narrative that there was this woman genius who set up this company.

[2389] She's out there kicking ass.

[2390] I got skeptical for a very interesting reason.

[2391] This is how I got it.

[2392] This is long before she got called out for it.

[2393] She did this speech at this like women's empowerment thing.

[2394] And she was talking.

[2395] I was like, that girl sounds like an idiot.

[2396] I was like, this is not sound like something that a genius says.

[2397] Like, whatever you think about, you know, name your tech genius, whatever, which, whichever one.

[2398] When they speak about things, they have an understanding of what they're talking about.

[2399] That shows that there's like some fucking high horsepower intelligence behind them.

[2400] She had none of that.

[2401] She was talking.

[2402] It's like, I think it's so amazing.

[2403] and I just want to like tell girls that like you should go for it and like you can make I'm like oh my god that bitch is an idiot I was like watch this I was like what is happening here and then I saw a fraud chart and I just started diving down the rabbit hole I got really interested in it just because sometimes you just smell bullshit and I saw this speech and the speech they weren't calling bullshit on the speech at all people were saying look Elizabeth Holmes is amazing she made $9 billion and she gave this speech so I was like oh let's see the speech I like inspirational speeches I like people that are winners I saw that speech I was like not her not buying it He didn't find that I mean I have one that says inspirational speech But there's another one that's her TED talk Yo no I wasn't a TED talk She's speaking for like some women's conference And she's like girls are amazing It's like what you're doing girls It's like so kick ass I was like this girl's an idiot She's not a genius She's not a tech genius Right Because we talk male, female mail, whatever.

[2404] You talk to those tech geniuses.

[2405] They have a way of communicating.

[2406] Oh, there's some fireworks going off in that brain.

[2407] Let me see if this is it.

[2408] Signs and symptoms.

[2409] Give me some.

[2410] But diseases often begin so much earlier.

[2411] No, it's a fake voice she uses.

[2412] First appear.

[2413] And any person who's gone to the process.

[2414] She's using a fake voice.

[2415] So she's speaking deeper?

[2416] She's doing this on purpose.

[2417] too late in the disease progression process that they're really sick knows that nothing matters more than being able to change that the voice comes and goes sometimes too in our country today is the leading cause of bankruptcy I think one of the things that sold her out was like people she went to school with is like that pitch does not talk like that like what happened did you just smoke a million cigarettes bars every day um that's not the speech there was a speech at some woman's thing it's like some it's not her TED talk either it's like she's speaking it so she's accepting some award at some women's thing she's like I just want to say girls are out there do you remember when Gilane Maxwell was speaking at her like Ted X or whatever no oh it's crazy she did dude it's amazing she's talking about like being a submarine captain or something like that she's like we're going to make the ocean a country but it's so obviously that she's like full of absolute dog shit as she's talking it's amazing to watch someone bullshit other human beings just lie to their faces did you find the Elizabeth Holmes one okay I can't believe I never heard about this story yeah yeah yeah it's an amazing story it's going on right now the trial is about to start so she goes to jail right like this is no brainer you go to jail for somebody oh she's going to jail for a long time she fucked over a lot of very like Betsy DeVos I believe she's She gave $100 million.

[2418] No. Yeah, a lot of like, she, I am so incredibly humbled and she looks like Nikki Glazer.

[2419] To be with this incredible group of women.

[2420] I want to just take a minute to say, especially to the young women in the room here, do everything you can to be the best in science and math and engineering.

[2421] It's our actions that will determine this new stereotype around women being the best in science and technology and engineering and it's that that our little girls will see when they start to think about...

[2422] Hit the brakes.

[2423] I saw that.

[2424] I was like, that's an idiot.

[2425] Like, be the best?

[2426] You're just going to be the best because you're a girl?

[2427] You're going to be a girl and be...

[2428] How about do your best?

[2429] What are you talking about, be the best?

[2430] Be the best against other men that have been dominating the field and winning Nobel prizes for centuries.

[2431] Like, what are you saying?

[2432] Girls just, like, so important that you'd be the best in math.

[2433] And I'm like, that's an idiot.

[2434] Like, that's not a genius.

[2435] That's an idiot.

[2436] You know what's interesting is like, we always put this pressure on women to be, like, better at, like, math and, like, science.

[2437] Yeah.

[2438] But, like, we don't like guys that are good at that.

[2439] Like, they're nerds.

[2440] Like, we make fun of the guys.

[2441] But the thing is, there's not a lot of women that excel in those areas.

[2442] Because they don't have to.

[2443] But no, it's not it.

[2444] It's not it.

[2445] not, that's not what it is.

[2446] What it is is that women generally, and this is a generalization, right?

[2447] There's women, MMA fighters, right?

[2448] Yeah.

[2449] There's women scientists.

[2450] Women generally don't gravitate towards those fields.

[2451] That's all it is.

[2452] But why would you?

[2453] But they don't find it interesting.

[2454] Well, why would men?

[2455] Some men do.

[2456] Well, they don't have a choice.

[2457] They're alone.

[2458] Right?

[2459] Like, find me the guy with all the friends that's like, you know what, I'm going to be an applied physicist.

[2460] Find me the guy that is going to play pickup basketball every single day after school.

[2461] It's like, you know what?

[2462] I'm going to dedicate my life to astrology.

[2463] That's a good point.

[2464] But there's some girls that are lonely, too.

[2465] You were here with them.

[2466] Yeah.

[2467] Tough guy to talk to.

[2468] I have an easy time talking to him.

[2469] Bro.

[2470] I like talking to him.

[2471] Brilliant.

[2472] He's right there.

[2473] No, I'm telling you, if you met him?

[2474] You could talk to him.

[2475] Really?

[2476] Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[2477] Okay.

[2478] He's got like a rhythm thing.

[2479] He's like, could you watch the fight with him?

[2480] Oh, yeah.

[2481] Really?

[2482] He's remarkably accessible.

[2483] Okay.

[2484] He's very very normal when you're around him.

[2485] Interesting.

[2486] Obviously, ridiculously smart.

[2487] but very normal to be around.

[2488] No question whether they're smart.

[2489] I'm just saying like sometimes these folks are often kind of like loner, so they have to go into that thing and they find out.

[2490] It's not just that.

[2491] It's not even that.

[2492] For whatever reason, there's certain people that are males that have a propensity towards those things, whether science or engineering, or those technology disciplines.

[2493] And less women are interested in them.

[2494] And so women look at it and go, oh, there must be some sort of, systemic oppression that keeps women from rising to the time.

[2495] Yeah, I don't believe in that part for science.

[2496] It's women, I don't know if there is any oppression, but that's not what the problem is.

[2497] The problem is less women are interested in those fields.

[2498] Yeah.

[2499] Same thing with comedy, right?

[2500] It's just like if 1 % of the total amount of people are going to be successful at it, right?

[2501] Yeah.

[2502] And 90 % of the comics are male.

[2503] It's not that women are getting suppressed.

[2504] Exactly.

[2505] It's more just like, there's so many more dudes to do this.

[2506] So nine out of the 10 are going to happen to be guys just because that's how.

[2507] the numbers are going to work out.

[2508] And what Hitchens talked about, that women generally don't use humor as a, like, a social tool.

[2509] It's not a thing that they use to try to get men to like them, like men use to try to get women to like this.

[2510] You know what?

[2511] You know, it's interesting, though, with social media has kind of changed that in that, like, there's currency to being funny now.

[2512] Yes.

[2513] As a girl, specifically, like, my girl will share all these, like, it'll be like Instagram videos or like TikToks or these kind of things with me. And they are female -centric humor, tapping to things that women really find fun.

[2514] They can be little things that are just silly.

[2515] Like a girl impersonating her boyfriend in the house or a husband in the house and it's just like a really quick video of like him opening up every cupboard and drawer and just leaving it open.

[2516] And like that's how I walk around my...

[2517] Me too.

[2518] Exactly.

[2519] And I laughed.

[2520] I was like, oh, that's kind of funny.

[2521] My girl dies laughing because she sees it and I'm like, oh, this is a new thing.

[2522] Now that there is like currency and value attached to being funny as a girl, you can get followers and you can get all these sponsorships and everything like that.

[2523] I think a lot of girls that are really good at it are starting to get, not only starting to get, but lean into it and in a way that maybe they hadn't in the past because they're like, well, what am I going to get out of just being like the funny girl?

[2524] Well, also, think about it.

[2525] Yes.

[2526] Well, think about this way.

[2527] They're also doing this for other girls.

[2528] So they have their audience, just like they would talk to their friends.

[2529] But instead of having to go on stage in front of a group of fucking idiot dudes, they're not going to get it and going to be aggressive.

[2530] Yeah, they have like a, for lack of a better word, a safe space, like a supportive environment for the comedy they want to do.

[2531] It's almost like when like the nerd comics started doing the shows inside the comic book stores.

[2532] It's like they finally had a place where like all their references, all them and their friends found hilarious were definitely going to work.

[2533] They created their own scene.

[2534] It's just interesting how that shit works out.

[2535] It is.

[2536] You see these girls and like they're going to get huge followings and they're literally trying to be funny.

[2537] They're not trying to be slutty.

[2538] They're not like doing injections all over their fucking face and all the filters.

[2539] They're going for laughs.

[2540] And girls are gravitating to it And it might be completely outside of our Like sphere of comedy Like you and I, it might not hit us But they're gonna be famous and successful And I wonder if another generation of chicks Are coming up seeing that going Oh, I might not be the hottest chick But like I can get a lot of value And have like a career If I lean into this like funny side That I always kind of suppressed Because I thought like dudes weren't into it I'd be really I'd be really curious to see what happens The next like 10, 15 years I think there's definitely gonna be some that rise up You know there's gonna be probably more women that are interested in doing that than interested in doing stand -up because you don't have to go in front of a crowd it's painful bro it's not for everybody it's brutal it's not fighting I hate when people make that fucking metaphor where they're just like comedy it's just like boxing it's just like I've done both nothing is like that like it is totally different but in that like you are like subjecting yourself to this like crippling pain potentially it takes an odd individual to do that and it's really not for everybody and men in comedy don't root for other men in comedy like guys in comedy need to stick together and guys in comedy you defend ourselves against all these asshole women that talk all this horrible misandry about male life and men behaviors women women stand up for other women in that regard that's what's so whack about that video and she's like you know girls you need to concentrate on being the best girls should be the best at math the best at science like that is such stupid the way she's saying is such a stupid simplistic fake interpretation she doesn't have any connection to those words she's just saying these dumb things that she thinks you're supposed to say to get in applause just try to be the best you're going to be the best at science best at math oh the best the best you know what you're asking you're asking these girls to surpass these fucking super eggheads that are barely human.

[2541] They've got no pussy ever.

[2542] There's no way.

[2543] That's an interesting.

[2544] They're barely human.

[2545] The top of the food chain scientists.

[2546] Those are probably a lot of them are spectrumy and fucking full -on geniuses at a scope that morons like you and I could never really we don't even understand what kind of person that is.

[2547] It's like the next level of person.

[2548] Is it the next level though, dude?

[2549] Or is it like...

[2550] Well, if you want new shit, if you want technology.

[2551] Okay, yeah, I guess, yeah, yeah, yeah.

[2552] Yes, I want innovation, I want technology, but I don't want communication and, like, socialization to be that.

[2553] So it's a tricky thing.

[2554] It's like, I want the good things that you guys are providing, but I don't want dinner in that way.

[2555] Does that make sense?

[2556] Like, I still like busting balls.

[2557] I still like this hang.

[2558] I like just talking about ideas.

[2559] You're not them.

[2560] Look, they can't do what you do, and you can't do what they do.

[2561] We need all kinds of people.

[2562] That's right.

[2563] As long as we're not all gravitating that way.

[2564] Yeah, we need the whole fucking.

[2565] spectrum.

[2566] Let's keep them.

[2567] They do their thing.

[2568] We need it all.

[2569] Yeah.

[2570] You come up with the smart shit.

[2571] We make it funny, right?

[2572] And communicate it to the world.

[2573] Well, people who are, like, generally intelligent, they enjoy, like, humor that they don't come up with, too.

[2574] They probably enjoy your kind of shit.

[2575] Yeah.

[2576] Because they don't think that way.

[2577] Yes.

[2578] A break.

[2579] You're, you're, the, the fucking punch lines.

[2580] One of the things that you figured out how to do, which is brilliant in this, this pandemic time, is the way you do.

[2581] your videos.

[2582] The punchlines come so fast.

[2583] There's so many of them.

[2584] And this is why it's important.

[2585] It's the opposite of these Zoom stand -ups.

[2586] Because the Zoom stand -up, it's like you're playing it out like you're in a theater with 2 ,000 people.

[2587] So you got these pauses that don't make any sense if there's no one in the room.

[2588] You get it.

[2589] I'm shocked that people didn't get this.

[2590] But like, I would watch the guys doing the monologues, like the late night guys, and like see them wait for laughs on jokes where nobody's there.

[2591] Right.

[2592] Because they're doing them from their house.

[2593] Exactly.

[2594] But I'm like, oh, do you not realize that this is a conversation and you're being like really awkward in this conversation?

[2595] Super awkward.

[2596] You're waiting for reaction that someone at home is not giving you.

[2597] Yeah.

[2598] So I was like, in order for us to do jokes, you've seen my stand -up, I don't go close to as fast.

[2599] I'm milked silence.

[2600] I love that tension, you know?

[2601] But on this, I was like, I can't wait for punchlines.

[2602] Yes.

[2603] So when we're putting these things together, we're writing these jokes and then we would, I literally would make sure at the end of every punchline.

[2604] line there's the beginning of something else even if like sometimes I'll say I'll just give away every time I come out here I give away all my tricks but I'll say now at the end of a line the punch line could be inflatable fuckthall now now is going to cover the gap yes because now lets you know at home I'm not waiting for you to laugh if you want to laugh that's cool if not that's great everything's fine but just finding away I gotta give credit to my team man you met the guys that came in here Mark Mark Gagnon he co -created with me and he wrote it with me. Robbie Slovak wrote it with me and Effahil guy another guy, we wrote it together and then Alex Media is my video guy he produced it, he directed shout out to all those dudes and they're all COVID free.

[2605] Yeah, yeah, we all got it though.

[2606] Is this your, what is this?

[2607] Oh, this is a trailer, yeah.

[2608] So the show comes out tomorrow which is the day that this comes out.

[2609] Yeah, so now it's out as this thing is out.

[2610] Yeah, as this thing is out.

[2611] Yeah.

[2612] And it's all streaming on Netflix.

[2613] How many episodes do you do?

[2614] Four episodes.

[2615] each one is 15 minutes and it's a coronavirus conspiracy theories black lives matter and then like a nation divided like political division how much time does it take from getting the concept of what the theme is going to be to finishing a video this thing took uh i've never worked longer or harder on anything in my entire life it uh literally almost broke me three months of i didn't see anybody The last month was 100 hours a week minimum.

[2616] The last two weeks was two hours of sleep.

[2617] Jesus Christ, for four videos that are 15 minutes long each.

[2618] It's because, I mean, you know the joke density, dude.

[2619] Yeah, it's incredible.

[2620] And they're like Terry Shivo jokes?

[2621] Bro.

[2622] Like, you have like so obscure and interesting and that's half the fun of it is laughing at these references.

[2623] That's the things like I'm, it's for, yeah, there's just a lot of, like some people are going to get the joke.

[2624] I don't think everybody could possibly get every joke.

[2625] The pictures all have jokes.

[2626] Like, did you notice you in the pictures?

[2627] Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.

[2628] The text messages?

[2629] Like, they're on little things.

[2630] Did you watch to the end of the credits?

[2631] Yes.

[2632] Did you see that?

[2633] Yeah, that was great too.

[2634] So there's like all this little shit.

[2635] Yeah, they did a lot of cool shit to it.

[2636] We try to have like some fun it, but like, I mean, like all the little pictures are so little nuanced and like there are jokes that nobody will catch that we just put in in the pictures.

[2637] Like Bobby Lee is in a picture.

[2638] Yes.

[2639] Do you know what I mean?

[2640] Like when he comes to the whole?

[2641] horse.

[2642] Yeah.

[2643] Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

[2644] So it's like, we do a whole picture pass, but it's just these guys dedicate their fucking life to it, man. It's so good.

[2645] It's so good.

[2646] It's such a funny show.

[2647] And it's so popular.

[2648] Like, my friends that aren't in comedy, when I started posting them on my Instagram feed, they're like, who's this fucking guy?

[2649] Like, God damn, these are so good.

[2650] Yeah.

[2651] Thank you for doing that, man. Oh, dude, my pleasure.

[2652] Listen, you're great at that.

[2653] You like to spread the love, man. I am so into spreading the love, and I'm so into promoting people that hustle.

[2654] I love it.

[2655] It makes me excited.

[2656] I see what you're doing.

[2657] And I'm just like, everybody that's complaining, shut the fuck up.

[2658] Go for it.

[2659] Look what he did.

[2660] Yeah.

[2661] Look what he did.

[2662] Yeah.

[2663] He just fucking put his nose to the grindstone and went to work.

[2664] Yeah.

[2665] And there's so many people out there woeing the lack of this and that.

[2666] And they just, they can't get off the couch.

[2667] They can't get moving.

[2668] Yeah.

[2669] And I'm like, look, that's on you.

[2670] That's on you.

[2671] If you want to make it, you want to make it.

[2672] You want to make it.

[2673] unconventional path.

[2674] You put your fucking special on YouTube.

[2675] When they all said no, it blew the fuck up.

[2676] And then you put a crowdwork special on YouTube.

[2677] That blew the fuck up.

[2678] And then COVID hits, stops you in your track.

[2679] Uh -uh.

[2680] You went, er, left turn around the barrier with a whole other level.

[2681] A whole other level of shit.

[2682] And again, you are the very best at capitalizing on this weird time and creating comedy that's specifically perfectly designed for like Instagram and YouTube in these 15 minute chunks.

[2683] Thank you, man. It's fucking great, man. Yeah, I just wanted to, I don't know.

[2684] You killed it.

[2685] Thank you, man. I'm glad you liked it.

[2686] I love it.

[2687] Yeah, we worked hard on it, man. And all the credit to the guys as well, like, they gave up everything.

[2688] Like, we all have like wives and shit, you know, like fiance.

[2689] And it's like none of them saw their wives and stuff for like fucking months, you know.

[2690] And it's just like, I'm just stoked of it.

[2691] I'm glad you liked it.

[2692] And like, yeah, I don't know.

[2693] I just like trying different shit, man. How long can you do that for?

[2694] It seems like.

[2695] I couldn't keep that pace up Like a lot of things We were only four guys Right Right One of the guys My boy Fé It's just a buddy of mine So do you know all these guys Before you got involved in this?

[2696] Mark Right Who's gonna be a superstar He's fucking brilliant He works so hard at this And he's amazing He a year ago Was started as my intern And he was helping us And he was opening up for me on the road He literally graduated college Didn't even go to his graduation So he could meet us in like Cleveland or something and do a gig but I saw he was like sharp and competent that's the number one thing I look for is competence right Alex who's fucking a genius but the guy is so competent he's a guy who does all my production stuff like he shoots all the videos he shot the specials and everything like that when we started working together had no fucking clue how to edit the guy learned premiere eight days before he edited the Netflix special do you know like I'll tell you bro And literally I would tell him as we're writing going up I'd be like bro do you want me to get you like a class or something like that And he'd be like nah it's like the same thing you know what I mean And I noticed he was pulling a lot of late nights And every time I'd go in the room like one of the screens would have the special The other screen would have a YouTube Tutorial and it would just be like how to insert text And then like he's just learning on YouTube how to put together the special That's amazing But it's competence bro It like these guys they're so competent and I was like Okay you guys can learn anything You know what I'm saying like some people like look for like intelligence and really like specific ways yeah and in my life it's always like if i have somebody who can conquer and solve problems we can give them any problems right and they were just amazing at that and then there's robbie slovick is a comic in new york and i always thought he was funny and i went to his album taping at new york comedy club i remember this and i remember sitting there and i was like wow this guy is really sharp and has a great take on every topical thing.

[2697] I go, I'm thinking, I'm like, wow, this guy's really good.

[2698] I'm going to do something with this guy.

[2699] I'm going to bring him on one of these days.

[2700] And I was trying to do another thing with him and his wife.

[2701] And then this came up and I was like, let's see if Robbie can help out.

[2702] And then FAA's never done comedy his fucking life.

[2703] The guy works and like, I don't want to blow up his job, but he's from London.

[2704] Do you know what I mean?

[2705] He's never done.

[2706] And he's just like a really smart guy and like thorough and intelligent lawyer.

[2707] He's a lawyer.

[2708] So I'm like, we need a lawyer.

[2709] We need someone who makes sure the arguments are super solid and unimpeachable.

[2710] And we just came together in the next fucking we did three months of nonstop fucking work and it was it was a lot bro it was a lot it was painful by the end it got painful like it was there was a lot of late nights I was sleeping in the studio Miles McCreery here's another thing like we just this kid Miles was filling up pools in Florida and he was doing our images originally so I brought him on I was like why don't you look over the image team right because we were with this production company called Jacks a lot of really great people over at Jacks as well and this guy the images didn't come in how I wanted them at first and like I kind of had a little blow up and I said Miles you're in charge of images this guy's never worked in entertainment his entire life he just knows Photoshop and he starts running a team editors and it was just this perfect experiment on like just investing in people who you think are fucking competent and have the same vision as you and the same level of like expectation of content like nothing makes me more comfortable than like having a team of people that have as high expectations for the content as me. Do you know what I'm saying?

[2711] Like if you have motherfuckers that they don't care to put out anything, I get anxiety around that.

[2712] Yes.

[2713] But these guys won't let me put out something that's not good.

[2714] That's perfect.

[2715] So it's just like...

[2716] That's a great relationship.

[2717] Bro, it has been fucking great.

[2718] And I hope none of them listen to this and ask for more money.

[2719] No, but like they fucking murdered it, man. And they fucking, they stepped up, man. Well, that's beautiful that you give these guys this opportunity too.

[2720] And, you know, you find these competent guys that are willing to hustle.

[2721] I don't care about your credits, bro.

[2722] I really do not care.

[2723] Like, I do not care about the followers, not that shit.

[2724] Are you competent?

[2725] Do you have the same drive?

[2726] And are you willing to spend the late nights with me?

[2727] Because I'm going to spend late nights, and I have, like, very high expectation of people I work with.

[2728] And you got to be able to hang.

[2729] Yes, that's everything.

[2730] You got to be able to bust balls.

[2731] Yes.

[2732] And you got to be able to take it, too.

[2733] You know, and you know, the guy, Dove, did you see the guy?

[2734] That's my first friend in college.

[2735] Really?

[2736] He's my first friend.

[2737] He was in entertainment for a while, and he was producing stuff.

[2738] He was doing in Italy.

[2739] and like he was doing stuff here he was an agent for a little bit and i was like bro just stop kissing everybody's ass to get a project done just come over here let's fucking do this and he ends up executive producing it wow it's like a family affair dude that's amazing and the coolest thing about it and then i'll fucking stop talking about it i even feel weird talking about it but like we built up enough fucking equity outside of the industry to do the project we wanted to do with them.

[2740] Do you know what I'm saying?

[2741] You get to tell Netflix the things you want.

[2742] Chappelle gets to tell Netflix the things he wants.

[2743] Kevin gets to tell Netflix the things they want, right?

[2744] Like in terms of they could give you a note and you could be like, I would really prefer it this way.

[2745] I respect your opinion, but I prefer.

[2746] There's a few people in the world to get that.

[2747] And we built up enough confidence and trust in not only the market with the people, but also with them that they were just like, yeah, do what you know that?

[2748] You go hard.

[2749] It's wild.

[2750] You go hard.

[2751] It is wild.

[2752] real hard.

[2753] Like I was watching and I was like, I wonder if Netflix is going to tell them to pull back?

[2754] Nope.

[2755] No, there's no pulling back.

[2756] Dude, there was one thing that we had to approve.

[2757] What was it?

[2758] It was, and this is a legal thing.

[2759] Oh.

[2760] And it was a joke we had, and it was a non -sequitur.

[2761] It was a joke about, it was a, you know, I said Trump with no experiences, Trump, uh, who had no experiences, uh, with viruses outside of the ones he got from stormy.

[2762] It's a, it's a throwaway joke.

[2763] Right.

[2764] They go.

[2765] You can't have that line.

[2766] And I go, why?

[2767] He goes, well, you're alleging that Stormy Daniels has, you know, STDs.

[2768] Can you just change it to whores?

[2769] Well, here's a thing.

[2770] She's a whore.

[2771] So, like, no, no, but for a living.

[2772] That's what she does.

[2773] She's an adult star.

[2774] A star.

[2775] Sorry.

[2776] Whatever.

[2777] She's a performer, adult performer.

[2778] I've seen her perform.

[2779] I went to the strip club.

[2780] I saw her.

[2781] Guys in Magahats front row.

[2782] It was the most hilarious thing I ever seen.

[2783] Yeah, it was amazing.

[2784] It was in Texas, matter of fact.

[2785] That is hilarious.

[2786] Yeah, she was wearing, like, flapper heels.

[2787] from like the 20s they're like the thick ones but it was really good probably it was bad ankles bad older lady you know what I mean rough point is they said we had to take that line out and I go why they go no no you have to understand it's not about insulting for a living she fucks people for money if you say she has STDs that could affect her ability to make a living wow and I was like oh okay yeah I can cut that like to me I was you change it I just removed the line I didn't care about stormy Right Like it was just convenient To fit the little It's literally like We try to have a joke Every in every line Right So I'm just like Okay what's a little thorn We have other stormy jokes in there Right But when they were like This is an illegal thing to do Because there's no proof That she's had it And I was like Wow So I was like yeah That's fine I don't care That was the only note And you see what's in that fucking thing Bro there's some pictures Where I'm like How did they not see this?

[2788] No language notes No nothing What do you think is the one wild is the Terry Shibow thing is wild I don't want to give any of it away I want people to watch it but it's great it's it's very much in the line of the stuff you've already done on Instagram right which is what I worried about like you worry that something someone gets involved I don't worry about Netflix because Netflix has never given me a fucking single note yeah not a single note right all the wild shit I put out my specials they're like okay let's go yeah they never had any problems with it because you or you that the young comic coming up might not have that.

[2789] Well, they censored Joey Diaz.

[2790] Joey Diaz did a Terry Cruz joke about Me Too.

[2791] He had a funny Terry Cruz joke about like Terry Cruz doing those underwear ads.

[2792] And of course, the dude's going to try to grab his dick.

[2793] Like, what the fuck do you think?

[2794] These guys are at all watching that shit, bouncing your titty's on.

[2795] It's a funny bit.

[2796] And they're like, no, you can't make fun of Me Too.

[2797] But it's because, you know, he was on the, that whatever they call it.

[2798] the, what did they call it?

[2799] The degenerates, is that what they call it?

[2800] Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

[2801] Segment.

[2802] So it's a shorter set, and it wasn't a Joey Diaz comedy special where you're just going to see Joey Diaz.

[2803] It's just stand -up comedy, and they have more editorial control.

[2804] He was very upset, though.

[2805] He didn't like it at all.

[2806] Yeah, I can see Joe.

[2807] And the bit was a murderous bit.

[2808] Yeah.

[2809] He did the bit at the comedy store, and I was like, oh, my God.

[2810] Like, it was the best take on Me Too ever.

[2811] Because nobody feels bad about a fucking super athlete, like Terry Cruz getting his dick grab.

[2812] by some guy that he could literally throw through a fucking wall.

[2813] So it's not like he's a victim physically.

[2814] So you can make fun of him in a way you could never make fun of a woman getting sexually assaulted.

[2815] Also like you've been around white guys.

[2816] Like that's what we do.

[2817] We tap each other's dicks.

[2818] This is like a very common...

[2819] I think the guy who did it was on drugs and probably was just out of his mind and was being silly or something.

[2820] I don't know.

[2821] But, you know, Terry Cruz made a big deal out of it and Joey Diaz mocked him.

[2822] Yeah.

[2823] And when Joey Diaz mocked him, Netflix is like, nope, not that one yeah but maybe it wasn't netflix maybe it was the producer of the show that's maybe it was a director of a show it was some someone involved who didn't want to have their name on something also this was like what two years ago or something like that when the me two shit was at its height yeah where people were super nervous yeah but they didn't have any problem with my harvey weinstein bit where uh i said what was the well the harvey i try to remember exactly how it went But the bit was basically that if someone like that, if Harvey Weinstein did that shit to my daughter, I would want to fuck him up.

[2824] I go, but if Harvina Weinstein offered my son a legitimate contract, I'd look and I go, dude, you're going to be Batman.

[2825] It's great.

[2826] It was this whole bit about if I go, yeah, I forget how it went.

[2827] I forget my bits after I abandoned them.

[2828] But it was basically, yeah, it was basically saying that a guy who fucks a woman for money, like nobody feels bad for you.

[2829] Oh, you had to eat her pussy for a Ferrari, you're going to be okay?

[2830] Nobody feels bad for you.

[2831] But a girl who holds herself out for a movie with Weinstein.

[2832] And look, I'm sure a lot of those women.

[2833] were assaulted.

[2834] I'm sure a lot of those women are telling the truth, most of them.

[2835] But there was a few hoes in there that knew what they were doing.

[2836] I'm sure.

[2837] Had to.

[2838] But they knew the game.

[2839] And forget about Harvey Weinstein.

[2840] Yeah, that game has been in Hollywood forever where these disgusting producers fuck these girls and they make them stars.

[2841] Yeah, creeps.

[2842] They're creeps.

[2843] And it's like, if that, you know what, maybe everybody would feel better about it if they were just blatant.

[2844] Like if they're creeps, but they're like, yo, I'm a creep.

[2845] but I'm going to get you an Oscar.

[2846] Yeah, I think he did do that.

[2847] I think Weinstein actually did do that.

[2848] According to Whitney, Whitney was telling me, Whitney's got some wild information.

[2849] Was he shooting his shot?

[2850] Not at him, not at her.

[2851] But she was telling me. Whitney's so funny that she could be like, well, what, did you not see in me?

[2852] She would probably stop.

[2853] But hold on.

[2854] Hold on.

[2855] Wait now.

[2856] Nothing.

[2857] She's like, we'd like you to write on the show.

[2858] She's like, whoa, whoa, whoa.

[2859] Whoa.

[2860] No, no, she was basically saying that he made deals and he was known for sticking to his deals.

[2861] And it's one of the reasons why it was so successful.

[2862] It's like he would tell these gals, look, I'll fuck you and I'll make you a star and he would actually make them a star.

[2863] Like really did what he said he was going to do.

[2864] If you're up front about it and you're not abusing them and you're not threatening their career if they say no, I don't see that much wrong with that.

[2865] I don't see anything wrong with that negotiation.

[2866] If you start threatening their careers, if they say no, that's where it goes wrong.

[2867] And that's fucked up.

[2868] You're removing their freedom.

[2869] But if they were like, nah, I'm good.

[2870] I'm going to try it somewhere else.

[2871] And he was like, all right, that's good.

[2872] Best of luck.

[2873] Yeah, there was a lot of lawsuits that made a lot of sense in that regard.

[2874] He got clipped, right?

[2875] Like, isn't he?

[2876] Or is he back home because of Corona?

[2877] No, he's in jail.

[2878] Oh, they didn't let him out.

[2879] No, no. I think he's he's had COVID twice, I think.

[2880] You can get it again?

[2881] Some people can.

[2882] have a shit immune system.

[2883] No, that's soft, bro.

[2884] A small number of people have been documented as having COVID twice.

[2885] I knew he had COVID in jail a long time ago, but I read something recently about him having COVID again.

[2886] I don't know if that's again or if that's at all.

[2887] The wording in the article says they've pushed his lawyers on both sides agree to push his trip back for a second time due to coronavirus.

[2888] They're just trying to get him out of there.

[2889] It says he escapes extradition to L .A. Transportation of someone from New York.

[2890] York to California.

[2891] Oh, so he's got, yeah, he's got another case in California.

[2892] So he's been convicted in New York, he's going to go to L .A. And that's been pushed back because of coronavirus.

[2893] How is this guy not kill himself?

[2894] 11 counts of rape faces 140 years behind bars of California.

[2895] How does nobody kill them?

[2896] How has nobody in jail taking them out?

[2897] Don't they usually do that?

[2898] I don't know.

[2899] I don't know.

[2900] I think that's child rape is the big one, right?

[2901] If you're a child rapist, because a lot of those guys that are in jail, their life of fucked up crime and craziness started out because of.

[2902] being molested.

[2903] Oh, I didn't know that.

[2904] Oh, there's quite a few.

[2905] Quite a few violent offenders who were molested while they were children and they just were never, they never recovered from it.

[2906] They're devastated by it.

[2907] I'm okay though if they take out child rapists.

[2908] Yeah.

[2909] I feel nothing with that.

[2910] Yeah, I don't have a problem with that.

[2911] That's vigilante justice.

[2912] Low key.

[2913] And it's always been that way.

[2914] Like, that's the one thing that people have never had a problem with, right?

[2915] When people find out about someone getting killed in jail that was a child rapist.

[2916] And you're like, all right, it's always been.

[2917] Chalk it up to the game.

[2918] The dark thing is that child rapists wind up raping children.

[2919] Rather, people who have been raped as children end up doing the same thing.

[2920] Being child rapists.

[2921] That's the darkest part about it, is that these child rapists come from abuse themselves.

[2922] They've been abused.

[2923] It's a real common thing that people abused as children wind up abusing others.

[2924] So you can abuse that into somebody?

[2925] That's terrifying.

[2926] I don't know what it is, but if you really wanted to think about it, it's almost like a fucking vampire.

[2927] like something horrific like that like you you give them a sickness you abuse a child when they're young and then you make them do the same it's just what do we do with those people what is the i don't know you can't fix it this is the our understanding of human psychology and like how the mind works and how to fix like real pathological issues like that it's like so limited and also but you also someone rapes a kid like what is Is it, if you fix them and then just let them go, there's no retribution?

[2928] Is there no...

[2929] Yeah, because you've hurt that person, you need to pay for what you've done.

[2930] He's ruined them oftentimes, forever.

[2931] Yeah, you need to...

[2932] Harvey, he got visited last week by his 27 -year -old actress girlfriend in prison in New York.

[2933] Wow.

[2934] Wow.

[2935] Wow.

[2936] Wild girl right there.

[2937] Let me see what this girl looks like.

[2938] Wow.

[2939] He's 68.

[2940] I need to see this gal.

[2941] Ali, should we see?

[2942] Andrew Vino he's probably listening baby I'm telling oh my god she's hot as fuck that's insane is that real total peace what oh wow what total peace bro go to the bikini one do come on yeah oh yeah look at that wow yeah that's a total piece right there she wants it the world is crazy that girl wants fame yeah but it's amazing that she thinks that Harvey's gonna give it to her like did she know something we don't is he telling her something yeah he's getting out still got connects like i'm still you know part of the wow is he getting out wow or she just got to go once a month and he's paying all the bills that's the other thing like that could be sugar daddy situation it could easily be that i'll come once a month like kiss you on the mouth or whatever like that we probably can't even touch because you're locked in jail you don't think they have conjugal visits in jail 68 she stayed for several hours chatting they put a blanket over both of their laps no they did it no no no oh they were the background kept specially for prisoners involuntary protective custody he got up several times to use the bathroom said the source he could still only get about with a walker just like when he was in court but the difference in between then and now is he's a lot more color in his cheeks he didn't look so deathly ill wow poor girl man that's great poor girl right sad shit that's a sad way to live your life yeah well Andrew Schultz let's wrap this bitch up bring it home your show is available right now on Netflix Schultz Saves America Yes, sir There it is Netflix special Bro, they've been clowning me For the Photoshop That they did Yeah, they smoothed you out, bro They gave you some filters You know what's fucked up Is it like Why do they do that?

[2943] I don't know But I looked at it And I was like Yeah, that's kind of what I look like That's how skewed my version Of myself is It's not too bad But it looks like CGI You look like you belong And Ready Player 1 Right?

[2944] Right?

[2945] That movie First of all, that movie is unbelievable.

[2946] It's a great movie.

[2947] That's one of my favorite movies.

[2948] I love that movie.

[2949] Yeah, they fixed my nose.

[2950] They took them a dent from my nose.

[2951] They did that with me, too.

[2952] Can we go to Joe's?

[2953] Go to trigger.

[2954] Can you do it side by side of?

[2955] They did it to triggered.

[2956] From 2016, from four years ago.

[2957] Oh, a lot.

[2958] Yeah, I watched it.

[2959] I was like, why am I so smooth?

[2960] Go, go, go, go, go.

[2961] The lights up there.

[2962] I know.

[2963] I wanted to get on their site.

[2964] Oh, okay.

[2965] Yeah, look.

[2966] Oh, yeah.

[2967] Smooth the shit out of me, bro.

[2968] It's smoothed me. Look at that.

[2969] All my under eyeball bags are gone.

[2970] Look at they did to my face.

[2971] It doesn't even look like me. If I showed up, but that's just lighting.

[2972] But if I showed up with that face, people were like, what the fuck happening, man?

[2973] Like, go back up.

[2974] The other one was a cartoon.

[2975] But just go, just make that bigger.

[2976] Like, where's my eyes?

[2977] Yeah.

[2978] What happened to my, why does my face go straight from my eyes down to my mouth?

[2979] Dude.

[2980] You look like a bond villain.

[2981] They did, like, they botoxed me. They botoxed me up.

[2982] Like, all these.

[2983] Yeah, you have not a single rankle, except the one Fear Factor one.

[2984] They kept that in.

[2985] They kind of did, but they even toned that down.

[2986] That head is cleanly shaved, though.

[2987] That's clean shave right there.

[2988] But even my forehead lines are disappeared.

[2989] Yeah.

[2990] Why do they do that?

[2991] I think they want to make us cute.

[2992] I know.

[2993] But I was kind of feeling myself in that picture for a little bit.

[2994] You look good, bro.

[2995] You don't need that bullshit.

[2996] The lines don't do you wrong.

[2997] Andrew Schultz, you're a bad motherfucker.

[2998] I love you.

[2999] I'm so happy you're out there.

[3000] Swinging haymakers.

[3001] Thank you, man. Representing real comedy.

[3002] Let's go.

[3003] And again, Schultz saves America.

[3004] It's on now on Netflix.

[3005] Go get it, kids.

[3006] Goodbye, world.