#1059 - Brian Redban

[0] It's the static I'm hearing just in the headphones.

[1] You hearing something?

[2] Yeah, but it's gone now, I think.

[3] Live?

[4] And we're live, and we're live for happy motherfucking new year.

[5] Remember when we used to think that the world was going to end?

[6] Well, I used to think, but the world was going to end.

[7] You even had the license plate.

[8] I did.

[9] I had a 2012 license plate.

[10] I was convinced.

[11] I was like, those Mayans, man. They knew it.

[12] I thought it was real, for sure.

[13] The computer thing.

[14] Remember the Y2K?

[15] Yeah, I thought that too.

[16] Yeah.

[17] I stayed home for Y2K.

[18] Paranoid.

[19] I was too.

[20] The clock rolled over.

[21] Planes falling from the sky.

[22] Yeah, everybody's worried about the whole grid shutting down, right?

[23] And they wouldn't be able to get it up for months.

[24] People would run out of food.

[25] I was listening to Art Bell a lot back then.

[26] Oh, cheers.

[27] Oh, cheers.

[28] Happy New Year.

[29] Happy eight years of episodes, too.

[30] Eight years of episodes, 2018.

[31] 2018 doesn't sound like a real number it's one of those numbers you say it and you go yeah I guess I guess you're right but like 2018 that's like way too close to 2020 which is like space that's like the future it's like a movie you know like alien like what was when you watched the first alien the one was Sigourney Weaver from the late 70s it was like 1979 what do you think the timeline was supposed to be It's probably 2001, you know?

[32] Because there's like a lot of movies.

[33] Like, I think Blade Runner was something like 2017 or something like that.

[34] I want to say, I don't remember, but I want to say Blade Runner was like 2030 or something like that.

[35] There was all the flying cars and shit, remember?

[36] Weren't there?

[37] Flying cars, or am I thinking of Fifth Element?

[38] No, no, there was flying cars because I remember the cars going through like the cool billboards and stuff.

[39] I confused my sci -fi movies a lot, like old ones.

[40] Blade Runner is 2019.

[41] 2019?

[42] Oh my God, that's insane.

[43] That's a year from now.

[44] That's, wow, that's weird.

[45] That shows how slow it actually is, technology.

[46] You think it's fast.

[47] It shows how bad movie writers are at guessing.

[48] I don't think it shows anything else.

[49] I think the guy who's been the best at predicting shit was like, wasn't H .G. Wells really good?

[50] I feel like H .G. Wells, the science fiction.

[51] author from I think he was from the 1800s HG Wells but I think he predicted a lot of shit yeah there's a couple articles about all the stuff you predicted oh really yeah the many futuristic predictions of HG Wells that came true all right let's see what we got here what did he do born 150 years ago phones email and television what is that real in men like gods in 1923 Wells invites readers to a futuristic you that's essentially earth after thousands of years of progress.

[52] In this alternate reality, people communicate exclusively with wireless systems that employ a kind of co -mingling of voicemail and email -like properties.

[53] Holy shit!

[54] For in utopia, except by previous arrangement, people do not talk together on the telephone, he writes.

[55] A message is sent to the station of the district in which the recipient has not.

[56] known to be and there it waits until he chooses to tap his accumulated messages whoa and any that one wishes to repeat can be repeated then he talks back to the senders and dispatches any other messages he wishes the transmission is wireless how how what i'd like to know if he did drugs back then like if he was doing mushrooms and yeah man i want to know He also imagined forms of true entertainment.

[57] It says in When the Sleeper Wakes from 1890, the protagonist rouses from two centuries of slumber to a dystopian London in which citizens used wondrous forms of technology like the audiobook, airplane, and television, yet suffer systematic oppression and social injustice.

[58] What in the fuck, man?

[59] What the fuck, H .G. Wells.

[60] Lasers.

[61] Dude, how is he so good?

[62] It's probably mushrooms.

[63] I mean, think of something that hasn't been invented in 100 years now.

[64] What would you invent?

[65] Well, you know what?

[66] Here's our problem.

[67] I think it's almost impossible once you know something exists to imagine a world in which it didn't exist.

[68] See, you and I are unique because we're old as fuck.

[69] I'm older as fucker than you but we remember when there was no internet I think we're the last of the people that are going to remember what life is like when there's no internet yeah and what's next what's the thing that hasn't been invented that we'll remember we saw the first of like VR?

[70] Good question like having glasses always being well I think that magic leap shit that you've seen that new headset that they are saying they're gonna eventually wind up selling you have like a hip pack and you wear these goggles, dude, that seems like step one to me. Yeah, Apple's putting all their money in AR instead of VR for that reason, right?

[71] That's what this is, right?

[72] Dude, this looks like Blade Runner.

[73] Yeah.

[74] Maybe that movie's not so far off.

[75] The one from Columbus, Ohio?

[76] Blade Runner.

[77] Oh, like maybe they're only off by a year.

[78] Ready Player One.

[79] Ready Player One.

[80] Have you seen the preview for that?

[81] No. Pretty much this exact same thing is right here.

[82] But this is the Microsoft?

[83] one?

[84] What is the difference?

[85] This is Magic Leap.

[86] Ready Player What's a movie?

[87] So Magic Leap is not Microsoft.

[88] Which one's the Microsoft one?

[89] That would be HoloLens.

[90] Magic Leap is the one that's in Florida.

[91] They went way away from everybody else so that they're not getting their technology compromised by.

[92] And these are the ones where they had that little dancer that dances on your hand.

[93] Oh, okay.

[94] So this is the really intense, lifelike augmented reality one.

[95] Nobody knew what it was going to look like.

[96] They thought any prototype had a big giant backpack on and they finally got it down to this little puck and this is the first time we're actually seeing what this also might not be the final version it could be smaller it could be a little bigger don't exactly looks cool it looks very cool it looks like superhero cool yeah but the thing is is it's so obvious that you're wearing it yeah they need to get rid of that part and integrate it into the headset there's like this hip part like battery supposed to wear it in public at least this this is probably like a home work type thing hmm Like wherever you do is a personal computer.

[97] I feel like we're looking at the seed of a future thing that's going to eat us.

[98] I'm looking at that.

[99] I'm like, that is exactly how it starts.

[100] The electronics cling to the outside and become inseparable.

[101] And then slowly they work their way into the organism itself, to the inside.

[102] The organism will accept symbiosis as long as the electronics stay on the outside.

[103] but if it goes inside like if the only way to use your cell phone was to stick it in your ass right there's the only way it works we have a new cell phone and it works all you have to is just stick it in your ass and then just carry it around with you and you make calls with your mind and it's a flip yeah we would say no way we can't do it but as long as the electronics from the outside like you said dude they're going to give you a helmet you're going to the electronics are going to go right into your eyes you're going to see some shit that's not there you're like okay Wearbow clothing tech is the future.

[104] There's even I think Levi's and Microsoft or Google teamed up and they're trying to do a jacket, like a tech jacket where you just look at your jacket and read text and stuff off the sleeve and stuff.

[105] Imagine having a like a shirt and going like, today I want a purple shirt.

[106] Today I want a blue shirt.

[107] Or you're getting text messages pop up on your shirt or if there's a lost child, the child's face is on everybody's shirt.

[108] Fuck.

[109] I think wearable clothing is going to be.

[110] pretty big soon yeah especially if you could like if you could get your arm like if it actually could open up like where it looks like a screen yeah or if you can get that good where there's no benefit like and nobody wants a cell phone with a shitty screen right right yeah because like that isn't that like the big debate now they all look amazing to me because i'm going blind i can barely see but the if i look at like the iPhone x versus the google pixel 2xel versus they all look really good yeah it's more like brightness now to me it's like oh this one seems brighter i guess they all look really good they all look amazing i mean we're really nitpick and which is good just shows you how good things are but could you ever reproduce that on your sleeve yeah they already have that perfect well like like the technology is not 100 % there but they already have bendable LCDs right and like stuff like that but the thing is having it feel like clothing instead of like this big chunk that's on your shirt like they things you see at the mall.

[111] But I had this, I was talking to Gino of Speedweed about this and the idea of having a hat, imagine a hat where you can have any logo you want on your hat.

[112] You could change it any day.

[113] And then you could also have it so it's just moves or something.

[114] Like if it's a Nike swoosh, you see like the smoke coming out of the, you know, how cool would that be?

[115] And it's weird that we don't see that as a normal thing yet because it seems like that's already there.

[116] You can do that hat right now probably.

[117] have a little 3G connection so you can download things on it, you know, using the little thing on the top of the hat.

[118] Yeah, you probably could.

[119] Button.

[120] You probably could.

[121] I mean, anything that you can imagine in the future is probably going to be possible.

[122] Like anything.

[123] Anything you can imagine.

[124] I don't think there's going to be a time in our lifetime where change is going to happen as quickly as it's happening now.

[125] What about shoes where you could just have a time?

[126] Like instead of walking, your shoes just roll.

[127] You know, like kind of like glide along.

[128] Yeah.

[129] Well, isn't that what I always goofing around about the aliens?

[130] That what aliens are is what we imagine is us in the future.

[131] And maybe that's what they really are.

[132] Maybe they're time travelers.

[133] Because if you had to think, like, if you go back and look at ancient, like, Australiopithecus, you ever see, like, a depiction of Australia Pythicus?

[134] it's like this weird sort of half human monkey things like one of the first people and if you go back and look at that and then you look at a regular person today that maybe you know takes a spin class and you know go see if they go to the one where he's standing up there's some pictures of what they think they would have looked like it's weird because there is people that look kind of like these people sure yeah you'll see them once in a while some people that are pretty hairy too I mean, they think there's all sorts of different kinds of people, too.

[135] That's another thing that we forget.

[136] There was a bunch of different kinds of people that died off.

[137] But the idea is all these people, right?

[138] All these different kinds of little people, they eventually evolve to be human, right?

[139] If they stay alive, they get to a point, well, what happens if you pass the human thing?

[140] Do you just stop it human?

[141] I don't think you could stop it human.

[142] This is not perfect.

[143] This is not perfect.

[144] This is better.

[145] It's better than, you know, killing each other with rocks in the trees.

[146] It's better than that.

[147] But it's definitely, we're getting better at this.

[148] It's obvious.

[149] We're getting better at being people collectively.

[150] So, like, where does it go?

[151] Does it go to we just move everything with our brains and our heads are that big?

[152] Robot.

[153] And we fuck up the environment so bad that we need sunglasses permanently on the outside.

[154] And that's what those alien, the black eyes.

[155] We just fixed it.

[156] We just give you a fake lens.

[157] Your skin's like bulletproof.

[158] You move everything with your brain.

[159] Nobody needs a mouth anymore.

[160] No sex organs.

[161] It got too complicated.

[162] Gender.

[163] This is the year.

[164] Like this is, the machines confused us and got us to the point where they could deliver orgasms through like little injections in the back of your brain.

[165] You just gave way more intense orgasms than you would ever get jerking off or having sex.

[166] And so everybody just stopped having sex.

[167] our dicks and vagina just they just sealed up we figured out food to the point where there's no more waste so no one has to shit we just nailed the perfect balance no one's ever overweight that's how they have sex and demolition man they put those headsets on and sit across from each other oh yeah they had their feet in the water he's like is that water no that's not water it looks like water that's where the girl drips into that's so strange that's how they had sex you know that's probably going to be better we we gave it this physical thing we gave it a shot it's too complicated the food thing makes the most sense because we are probably going to run out of food and having like the future of food is going to be really weird where it's just going to be like almost like a a brick like a vitamin well there's my steak you know there's yeah man right the future of food like When they're, you know, there was some article real recent, like, I think maybe even today, that was talking about their progress in synthetic meat to be able to just make meat in laboratory, which is, who, that's a game changer.

[168] Don't they already have it where you can buy it now?

[169] I feel like.

[170] Yeah.

[171] I was going to bring this up the other day when you talked about it.

[172] Fat Burger has the impossible burger.

[173] Yeah.

[174] Oh, but that's a plant -based meat.

[175] Yeah.

[176] That's not, but that's different.

[177] They're not lab -based.

[178] No, no, no. That's, um, they've had those for a while.

[179] People who are vegan, uh, who used to like cheeseburgers, apparently say that this works.

[180] Yeah.

[181] That you could, you can literally, they, they've, look, there's some smart people out there.

[182] They figure out a way to make things taste different than what they really are.

[183] There's a bunch of vegan cheeses and shit that are really good.

[184] But that's not what I'm talking about.

[185] I'm talking about lab created meat, actual meat.

[186] that they're somehow or another, they have some cloning process or something.

[187] Yeah, I saw something about it the other day where they're pretty much there, if not completed with it.

[188] I don't know.

[189] Man. If they can do that, that's fine.

[190] If it tastes the same, I would go with lab -created meat.

[191] Lab -created meat.

[192] It's probably better for you.

[193] I just, ugh.

[194] I'm just imagining, like, you know what I'm imagining?

[195] Power outage, a warehouse filled with lab -created meat, stuck in the pipes.

[196] What do you think the expiration date is on a lab -created meat?

[197] Forever.

[198] They just engineer it with the right bacteria so it could stay on the shelf indefinitely.

[199] I remember making a mistake that the first time the grocery store had these things called, I don't complete meals.

[200] I don't know what the fuck it's called, but there's like meat, like biscuits and gravy, but not in the cold section, not in the hot section, and you barely had to heat it up.

[201] It was just like kind of ready to go meals Yeah Me and my friend ate it But I think we both got sick as fuck It's so disgusting But I mean They're still out there This was seven years ago It's like those little meals for kids That aren't really food What's those little Lunchables?

[202] Lunchables Those things are the worst For people That's not even food Yeah those little cheese things You just take a cracker in Yeah Oh Oh Those are so gross Some of them Somebody must have a good one by now.

[203] Good little, like, Starbucks has, like, a decent little snack pack, right?

[204] Don't they have one with, like, celery and beets and shit?

[205] Sure.

[206] Yeah, they have all this stuff.

[207] Starbucks is pretty good.

[208] AMC movie theaters has waffles and chicken now.

[209] Did you know that?

[210] That's amazing.

[211] But I think the healthy option thing is because people demand it, right?

[212] Because there's a bit, why wouldn't they have it?

[213] It's, like, there's money in it.

[214] Yeah.

[215] If you go to Starbucks, sometimes if you're trying to, not taking too much sugar or something like that.

[216] You look at all that stuff and you're like, God damn it, there's got to be something here for me. What's here for me?

[217] Like you got all your tasty eyesight options, right?

[218] Like those cake pops, like, damn, I might just go off the reservation and get a fucking cake pop, right?

[219] It's like weird.

[220] Like, they're really, they're selling sugar just as much as they're selling coffee, which is great.

[221] Have you had the Bantam bagels?

[222] The bagel balls?

[223] I heard they're amazing.

[224] Oh my God.

[225] They're really good.

[226] They're amazing.

[227] I used to like their chocolate croissants But then I found The coffee beans chocolate croissants To be more delectable So if I was going to go off I'd go to the coffee bean I don't mess with that I don't mess with Starbucks You have a relationship with Starbucks It's just right next door Every time I get a coffee bean though When you get used to a certain taste of coffee Even if the coffee's better It's really hard to go like that's not an ice coffee in my head in ice coffee Starbucks ice coffee this is just like some other bullshit like I went to Denny's the other day maybe the best coffee I've had in a long time and you can't buy that anywhere you have to go to Denny's really yeah they don't sell Denny's coffee no I was looking for a K cup for it you know they little currieks cups but can't Denny's is uh that's probably like the biggest breakfast chain ever right yeah it's got to be It's like IHOP and Denny's, those are the two.

[228] You could have, there's like a standard.

[229] There's a balance between how delicious it is, how cheap it is.

[230] You've got to be real careful with that balance, you know?

[231] Like, it's a different concept than a regular restaurant.

[232] Like a regular restaurant, but it is a regular restaurant, right?

[233] I mean, IHop's a fucking regular restaurant.

[234] I had a burger there the other day.

[235] But even if you eat there, you're like, even if you eat healthy there, you're like, I fucked up and went to IOP.

[236] Right.

[237] Because everything is so delicious.

[238] You're looking at whipped cream on top of shit and the menu and those maraschino cherries.

[239] You're like, oh, Jesus, this is at IHop.

[240] And then you have that row of syrup already on your table.

[241] Like, I think I want to add blueberry taste to it.

[242] If you're going to just go off, IHop's the spot to go off, right?

[243] Did you see the story?

[244] Yeah.

[245] South Carolina man hilariously cooks himself breakfast at Waffle House while employee sleeps.

[246] Oh, my God.

[247] That's funny.

[248] pictures of the whole thing yeah he's taking pictures the guy is just asleep in the corner oh my god that is hilarious that is hilarious oh my god is that illegal could those guys get in trouble for that i mean taking the pictures and incriminating yourself probably not the smartest move and putting them online but uh probably not that's a good question it's like a no harm no foul kind of thing i think no harm no foul who got hurt in the situation i wonder if he put money down now he said he came back It says he came back the next day and gave a $5 tip.

[249] Wow.

[250] One employee working a whole Waffle House.

[251] What if like 10 people walk in, 20 people walk in?

[252] That seems weird.

[253] That seems ridiculous.

[254] I hate Waffle House.

[255] Waffle House are amazing.

[256] You like Waffle House?

[257] Yeah, man. If you're on the road, it's like 3 o 'clock in the morning, they're like the greatest things that have ever existed.

[258] If you're on the road, like, let's pick up some weird spot in South Carolina or something like that.

[259] That's exactly where this was.

[260] Ooh.

[261] West Columbia.

[262] West Columbia.

[263] See, Jesus.

[264] That was just a straight -up guess.

[265] All the Waffle houses in Ohio are, like, connected to strip club.

[266] So I always considered it being, like, gross food because...

[267] Yeah.

[268] I don't know.

[269] Yeah, man. We've probably been to about 10 of those on the road.

[270] Yeah.

[271] They're always, like, a good option.

[272] It's also 24 hours, so...

[273] Yeah, that's right.

[274] That's why it's so crazy.

[275] That's why it gets weird.

[276] Waffle houses get weird.

[277] Three a .m. New Year's Eve Waffle House.

[278] All it takes is one crazy person to walk in.

[279] Guy Fierra just had to close his restaurant.

[280] You say that with glee.

[281] Why do you do that?

[282] I didn't, no. He's a Columbus, Ohio native.

[283] Is he?

[284] Yeah, it looks like a Columbus, Ohio native.

[285] You've got to support your own.

[286] No, I'm just saying that that went fast, you know, although.

[287] Ty Fierry is a, he's a funny guy.

[288] I like people that wear their sunglasses backwards on their neck.

[289] But, you know what I don't get with him is why so many people get, I guess they don't like, that he spikes his hair.

[290] They don't, what is it, that they don't like?

[291] I think it's just an easy target.

[292] I don't know if they don't like him.

[293] I mean, he seems nice.

[294] I met him once.

[295] He was nice.

[296] I mean, I don't care if he likes to wear his hair like that.

[297] It's like a Don King thing.

[298] Am I mad at Don King?

[299] He can't change his look.

[300] That's what he's known for.

[301] Is it racist?

[302] I think a white guy with blonde hair spikes his hair up and people just automatically assume you're a douche.

[303] Is that racist?

[304] It's like a nickelback thing.

[305] Like, people don't really hate them.

[306] I mean, they probably do a little bit, but...

[307] I wear my hair like that sometimes.

[308] Billy Corgan, I don't know if he was trolling or not.

[309] I don't think he was.

[310] He was talking to me about how good he thinks Nickelback is.

[311] Oh.

[312] I think Nickelback has some fucking good songs.

[313] I do.

[314] What?

[315] I do.

[316] What song?

[317] I know the first thing.

[318] The main problem people had back today.

[319] Fuck you, man. Listen, I enjoy the way that rock star song sounds.

[320] I know that's sort of a song that's been covered.

[321] You know, like that style of song has been covered a few times, right?

[322] But I like that one.

[323] I mean, I like the Cypress Hill one better, remember?

[324] So if you want to be a rock star, you know, it's the same thing.

[325] it's the same thing it's the same thing it's the same thing it's like there's a style of song of like describing what it's the lifestyle of a rock star so the only problem with the nickel back song is that it had been done before because if it hadn't been done before they did a really job covering that subject like their take on it was good it was very polished maybe too polished for some people we like shit raw.

[326] We like to hear that Janice Joplin growl, right?

[327] We like to hear Amy Winehouse.

[328] There's something we like about that raw shit just to remind us.

[329] Remind us, you're just like us.

[330] That's the problem I think some musicians have with Nickelback.

[331] They're sort of considered, at least they were, what's called like an in -the -box type of band list for recording purposes.

[332] Aren't they Canadian?

[333] That's it.

[334] That's it all it is.

[335] That adds to it.

[336] It's all it is.

[337] Canadians are so nice, you don't believe them.

[338] They would record no effects on their sounds on their guitar.

[339] For instance, no distortion, no delay.

[340] They would record literally putting the guitar right into this board, kind of, and it records this real weird electronic sound that you could manipulate completely in Pro Tools later, changing everything about it.

[341] And they were like one of the first bands that got popular doing that, I think.

[342] And so that's sort of like, I'm sure traditional musicians had a big problem with it.

[343] Isn't Nickelback the band that every single one of their songs sound exactly the same?

[344] whiny that guy that's nickel back guy it's not whiny well it's like I wouldn't say whiny I'd say it's poppy it's like very good pop music I mean I'm trying to be nice here I don't I like a lot of their songs but I'm trying to be nice here like I understand if people would get upset that it's not their style of music you know it's people that like like real they'll play play something for you, like they'll play the Beatles, like Lucy in the sky with diamonds.

[345] You put on some headphones and listen to Lucy.

[346] Smoke a joint.

[347] Put on some headphones and listen to a song that was created by the first wave of British superstars that came to America and they're on acid.

[348] And they're saying it about Lucy in the sky with diamonds.

[349] And it's amazing.

[350] It's, It's amazing.

[351] Do that.

[352] Right now?

[353] Do you want us to do it right now?

[354] Just think, I want to think about this for a second.

[355] Just imagine, imagine what it was like back then.

[356] Imagine being in like 1960, whatever the fuck it was, when all this was going out?

[357] What do you plan?

[358] The background.

[359] Oh.

[360] It took forever.

[361] I thought I was going crazy.

[362] I was like, my two stone.

[363] I was listening.

[364] Led Zeppelin came on last night.

[365] I don't know how to say the word dire maker.

[366] How do you say the name of that song?

[367] It's a badass song, I forgot.

[368] Oh, dude, there's so many good songs.

[369] There's so many good songs.

[370] Now, this is the thing.

[371] These songs are better.

[372] They're better than Nickelback.

[373] But Knickleback's not bad.

[374] It's not that.

[375] It's just, if you want to compare Jimi Hendrix to the rest of the world, the rest of the world's going to suck a fat dick.

[376] There's a guy that knew how to do it better than everybody.

[377] else doesn't mean that it doesn't mean Eric Clapton wasn't an amazing guitarist it means everybody always looks at Jimmy Hendricks in a better way for whatever reason man for whatever reason you know I'm sure there's people that would see it the opposite way doesn't mean Nickelback sucks they're better than your band bro like they would just word the Beatles you know yeah but that's like a I guess there's a different category between like you know the Beatles is Led Zeppelin and Nickelback, right?

[378] Maybe.

[379] Maybe there is.

[380] But maybe we should just relax.

[381] I mean, I'll take two smash mouths over from Nickelback.

[382] I'm just saying maybe we should just relax about everything.

[383] I think we're looking for tribal enemies that don't exist.

[384] You know, just because you like to eat you know, falafels and you know, like extra ketchup on your fries and I don't.

[385] You know, or you like to go running and I like to take naps.

[386] You know, who cares?

[387] This is, this is my perspective in 2018.

[388] I think the more we can relax that, we will have less conflict, interpersonal conflict, which often fuels extrapersonal conflict.

[389] It's 2018.

[390] Can let it go.

[391] You can like Dinkleback.

[392] I told somebody I like Ellie King, and they gave me like a sideword's face.

[393] I'm like, fuck you.

[394] I don't even know who that is.

[395] You know who that is?

[396] No. You ever heard that song, X's and O's?

[397] Oh, yeah, yeah.

[398] Dude, she's badass.

[399] X isn't house.

[400] Her whole album is badass.

[401] What is that album called?

[402] Do you call it an album anymore?

[403] Because it used to be a, it was an album, and then you were an old man, if you were calling it an album.

[404] It's a CD, bro.

[405] Then it stopped being a CD, and it became an album again.

[406] I downloads, I had to say, I downloaded it.

[407] Right, but what do you say?

[408] Do you say it's an album?

[409] I still say CD.

[410] I still say CD, I think.

[411] I don't think I do an album.

[412] I mean, albums.

[413] But do you remember what people would mock you if you said, album?

[414] Because they'd be like, you mean CD?

[415] It's just CD now.

[416] Right.

[417] You call it a CD.

[418] Like, oh, okay, okay.

[419] That was like a phase where people got conti about the distinctions between CDs and albums.

[420] And then all of a sudden, vinyl made a little comeback during the CD era.

[421] People decided that vinyl was, how would you describe it, Jamie?

[422] What's the difference in the sound?

[423] Oh, it's warmer.

[424] It's got a nice warm sound.

[425] That's right.

[426] You always say warmer.

[427] Vinyl is huge now.

[428] Yeah, it's still big.

[429] Like, I went to a vinyl store the other day.

[430] was like being in a record store in the 70s.

[431] Like, it was all vinyl.

[432] Well, people are digging it, man. They get into it.

[433] It's a tactile relationship with the music.

[434] That's what Henry Rollins was explaining it to me. And the way he describes it, it's really intoxicating because he's such an addict to that kind of music.

[435] And he has a whole setup in his house with these crazy speakers that are, like, stupid, expensive.

[436] And he has this amazing record collection, and he'll just sit there and play his records.

[437] and he does a radio show I believe it's once a week is it once a week?

[438] He does a radio show once a week where he picks the songs and he plays the music it's all his selections what is it on KCRW Here's his crazy speakers Yeah so he's got these fucking nutty ass speakers man look at these things And he stands in front of these things And so I really enjoyed talking to him man He's a unique Unusual person.

[439] I always thought he was like, I'm gonna be completely honest.

[440] When he was a young guy and he did that Beavis and Butthead thing, liar.

[441] Do you remember that?

[442] What?

[443] Beavis and Butthead, it was hilarious, dude.

[444] He had an amazing song called I'm a liar.

[445] You ever seen, Rollins?

[446] You don't know that song?

[447] It was like one of his breakout hit songs.

[448] Remember that?

[449] He was super jacked.

[450] That was in his full -on powerlifting days.

[451] Yes.

[452] And I remember seeing him going, this guy is like way too intense.

[453] How is this a fucking singer in a band?

[454] That guy looks like he wants to rip your fucking head, clean off your body, and just pull your guts through your neck hole.

[455] He looked so crazy, scary.

[456] And I could never figure it out.

[457] I was like, that's so weird that this guy is a singer.

[458] In my mind, a singer had to be a certain type of person.

[459] They had to be a John Bon Jovi or they had to be a Robert Plant.

[460] They had it, you know, there was a style that you could be a singer.

[461] And he was just this completely new weird thing, this jacked up powerlifter covered in tattoos.

[462] I was like, whoa.

[463] But when you meet him, I mean, maybe it's because I'm meeting him later in his life when he's mellowed and matured.

[464] But he is one of the most fascinating guys I've ever talked to.

[465] One of the most absolutely unique individuals.

[466] It's like, oh, I never met one of you.

[467] The guy is obsessed with productivity and work and creating, obsessed with it.

[468] His writing, he writes for like a bunch of different publications, constantly writing, constantly traveling, goes to places, just gets on a plane, flies over to that spot, lands with, buys water, and starts fucking meeting people.

[469] Doesn't know where the fuck he is, just puts himself in these weird positions.

[470] And some of them like super dangerous.

[471] fascinating guy man never met a guy like him I heard him on Ari's podcast one of the main podcast that he did that really like fucking blew my mind was him describing all this travel that he does on Ari's show because you know Ari's a travel nut too so the two of them together it's like wow I think he probably was one of the inspirations or at least helped fuel the inspiration that Ari had when he already took off for like four months I didn't know he was on Ari's podcast That's a good catch for Ari It's an amazing episode I believe they were in Edinburgh I believe they were there for the Fringe Festival in Edinburgh And I think that R was performing And he's gonna get mad I know he told me this story And I don't remember it You hear a lot of stories though I heard too many Somehow another someone set it up But it's a great podcast nonetheless However it transpired but Henry Rollins is Here it is Not all those who wander are lost That's exactly what your name is Skeptic Tank 277 Yeah It's an awesome podcast I mean like a life changer Like you listen to that podcast And his What he gets out of travel You go oh yeah Why wasn't I looking at it that way Like Why was I just going to places going up Can you drink the water?

[472] Is this safe?

[473] Like, is this, okay?

[474] Whereas he's going over there, going, what do you do, man?

[475] What's going on?

[476] Like, what do you people up to?

[477] He's, like, really, like, going into uncharted territories all the time, on a regular basis.

[478] Picks a spot on the map, just goes.

[479] Like, that's one of the things that I've always said about Ari.

[480] I like people who just go for it, you know?

[481] Like, Ari Shafir just goes for it.

[482] He goes away for, like, four months.

[483] He just vanishes.

[484] He goes for it with how he does comedy.

[485] You know, I'm going to do comedy in China.

[486] You know, he just goes for it.

[487] It would be funny when he vanishes, that he actually has another life that he doesn't tell anybody about, like a family, kids, gay husband.

[488] Didn't he have an entire another life when you guys did a podcast together and Ari did Salvia on your podcast?

[489] Yeah.

[490] And he, the way he described it is like he, I'm not conflating these, right?

[491] This is, am I confusing this?

[492] This is when it was the same, he did it on your podcast.

[493] Yeah.

[494] And then this was the Salvia trip where he said that he lived like a whole life for like three months.

[495] And there was something with water in a bus or something like that.

[496] Well, there was he, I'm sure he's described it somewhere.

[497] Yeah, I'll find out.

[498] So I got a Reddit at AMA, I think.

[499] He felt like he had lived a whole life, like for months, a whole different life for months.

[500] And then came back from the.

[501] that trip like it just happened and realized oh my god no i just took salvia they really got rid of salvia fast didn't they remember when that was legal you just buy it online and then within like a year they just kind of took care of salvia is it what is the distinction legally for salvia now what's the scheduling they went fast on that legal marijuana but look but dude salvia's way stronger than marijuana oh yeah this is what people didn't know you people were going to their pot dealers and they're trying to get some good weed you want to have a good experience Salvia used to be for sale at head shops everywhere and it was one of the most below out of your fucking mind psychedelics you could ever encounter you still buy it?

[502] You still buy it?

[503] I used to buy it be careful times 80 concentrated.

[504] 120x right here 120x?

[505] Oh Jesus it's even stronger now.

[506] Oh my god how is it still Oh my god how does it still?

[507] Oh my god I bet it's not legal.

[508] I wonder if it shows what states they will ship to or if you try to buy it, it tells you like, hey, this is illegal.

[509] It says it's legal in most parts of the world.

[510] Here's the big problem with all these things.

[511] I think all these things could be handled way better than they have been, so people are going buck wild with them.

[512] Whether it's mushrooms or whether it's LSD or anything, people left these important compounds.

[513] in the hands of people that were willing to take them illegally.

[514] And that's where most of our data's coming from.

[515] Because they couldn't do any tests on anything.

[516] Everything was just Schedule 1, Schedule 1.

[517] But the people that tested it, they're all, you know, people willing to take mushrooms.

[518] It's a lot of people that would just white -knuckle that shit to death.

[519] Me included it various times in my life.

[520] You tried to bring me mushrooms.

[521] I'd white -knuckle myself to death.

[522] so it was the people the only sampling size that we have from the benefits the people that were wild enough to do it like what if we had actual scientists studying this shit going hey maybe we took this stuff in like low doses we could evolve quicker like this really might be something there might be something legitimate to the idea that stoned ape theory is that humans discovered psilocybin mushrooms and that's why the brain grew like double its size over a period of two million years that's the the theory i think right mushrooms could have totally been in that mix With all the other stuff, too.

[523] All the other stuff, the throwing arm, hunting, is a film on the naughty show podcast from an old Death Squad studio.

[524] Oh, he said, what happened was I took a hit to Salvia, but I didn't quite take a big enough hit or I didn't hold it long enough.

[525] So it took me right to the edge of disappearing into my mind, but it didn't quite get me through the barrier.

[526] So I took another hit.

[527] This time the hit was as big as I could possibly muster.

[528] It was massive.

[529] and I held it for a really long time.

[530] That hit alone would have been enough to make me obliterate my consciousness, but that hit, coupled with the one from before, that got me almost there, put me in another place.

[531] I was in a lake in the backyard of my childhood home, but I wasn't me swimming there.

[532] I was a new being who lived underwater, who took me a little bit of time to learn how to breathe water, but then I learned.

[533] and I was there for a while I mean like months at least I estimate I was there anywhere from four months to two years I made friends I had a life all underwater at some point my new life I saw Sam Tripoli at the store at the shore of the lake so I swam up to him to investigate parenthesis he was just sitting in the chair across from me in reality that's when they started pulling me back into this existence.

[534] But what they didn't know was that I couldn't breathe air anymore.

[535] I'd forgotten how after breathing underwater for so long.

[536] I had to relearn the experience of breathing.

[537] And they says, man, that was a good trip.

[538] It looked hellish if you watched the video.

[539] But what's important to understand is that the hellish part was not me wanting to leave my friend's family and life in the lake.

[540] It was just adjusting back to this reality that hurt.

[541] But the months or years I was living there was some of the most beautiful and peaceful of my life oh shit his brain broke now we should look at the video and imagine that he lived there for four years it's totally different when he's...

[542] Now I feel bad for getting him into drugs look here now here's what the four years he went through you're allowed to play audio a little blankie and he's snuggling he's still holding I think he's sleeping or he's dead so this is a video that we're watching that all took place in Brian's apartment.

[543] I think he's dead.

[544] Somebody get me his fucking far.

[545] He died.

[546] Stop.

[547] Oh my God, you had to shush people.

[548] Well, it was just like he was chirping hard.

[549] I didn't want him to freak out.

[550] You're right.

[551] Good call.

[552] Sam Tripoli, shut your mouth.

[553] Who else is there?

[554] Triply and who else?

[555] Trippley, Jason Teebo, Allison, and Maddie Kersh, maybe?

[556] Oh, what a great time to trip.

[557] All those people staring at you.

[558] Talking mad shit while you're...

[559] blown out of your mind into another dimension grab them I'm a little man tell you take a mind out it's not please water wow this is something long so I think probably people because this is this is something you got it only works visually but if you see it visually it's fascinating so it's Ari Shafir on Salvia and it's on Brian's is it on yours or it's on yeah it's on red band's YouTube page Ari Shafir on Salvia.

[560] Salvia is why I never did...

[561] Salvia is why I never did DMT because I had too many like, okay, I'm too old for this.

[562] I'm going to break my brain moments that I'm like, I don't need to do anymore.

[563] Yeah, there's some weird weird drugs out there.

[564] We're really, really weird ones.

[565] And part of the problem with like legal definitions for what is and isn't legal is like it's kind of weird and blurry.

[566] Like there was some stuff called five MEO dimethylptamine, which is the most potent form of DMT.

[567] And up until like the year 2000, like you'd be able to order it online.

[568] They would just send it to you.

[569] It's legal.

[570] It just says not for human consumption.

[571] I don't know what you're doing with it, but here it is, pure.

[572] And you'd be able to get enough to blast yourself in the universe every day of your life until you're dead for like 50 bucks.

[573] It was crazy.

[574] It was crazy.

[575] It was the Wild West because people didn't know what it was.

[576] yet because they had made a distinction that n n dimethyltryptamine which is the one that gives you all the visual hallucinations that that was more illegal that was that was the most that was a schedule one drug that was but they had listed five methoxy dimethylethyptomy so it was just in this weird state of limbo salvia they just missed it what that stuff the fuck out of here i can't believe it's still legal dude there's probably a shitload of those in the amazon it's probably a shitload of things that are never been discovered and you eat some fruit and you fucking go blast off into the center of the universe i bet i bet that i bet if we could allow if we all decided all right we're going to leave let's let's have humans live everywhere except one really big spot no people can live in this one really big spot we got to manage like other kind of ecosystems in a more hands -off sort of a way because we're just so deep except for like the Congo and places like that but if there was like one country where everybody agreed all right let's just leave this leave the spot alone no one go in there let's see what happens let's see how nature evolves while we observe it with modern methods just like step back for a few hundred years just as a human project let's see what kind of shit grows in there if you just leave it alone because we're so fucking snippy, snippy, let me get in there and let me dig, let me fucking cut these down and I'll plant new ones.

[577] Don't worry about it, bro.

[578] I'm going to plant new ones.

[579] Dude, I got this.

[580] I cut down the forest and put some new ones in.

[581] Not saying that I'm not hypocritical sitting here in front of a wood desk, you know?

[582] I'm not saying don't do it.

[583] But, I mean, think of how weird that is.

[584] If we could just leave all that shit alone, who knows what kind of weird symbiotic relationships we could have had with plants.

[585] That might have easily been how they came up with ayahuasca in the first place.

[586] They're probably eating a bunch of weird fucking plants and all those plants.

[587] We're talking with all those other plants.

[588] And I'm like, listen, I know a way we can get this shit bumping way quicker.

[589] We've got to get these monkey people to figure out how to eat these mushrooms and turn into regular people.

[590] Imagine?

[591] Imagine if that's really what it was all along, grasses and leaves communicating to us through some nonverbal language and giving us this idea of how to do certain things and all these things are all just designed to get us to eat the mushrooms we eat the mushrooms get to the point where we accelerate to the point we have enough brain power and enough people combined interacting with each other and sharing information that we can build artificial life and then that becomes the new thing or a Along the way, we become the aliens.

[592] We figure out how to use that CRISPR technology.

[593] Crisper technology.

[594] Do you know what that is?

[595] It's some new thing.

[596] I brought up on the podcast a lot.

[597] So if you've heard it before, I apologize.

[598] But it's some sort of a, I'm going to butcher the definition again.

[599] It's some sort of a genetic altering system that they're creating, a gene -changing system where they can do things to the human body, potentially.

[600] where they can alter genetics.

[601] They can alter DNA.

[602] It's very complicated, and I'm doing a terrible job describing it.

[603] What it has, essentially, for a dumb person like me, really super smart people have figured out a way to change biology.

[604] They might be able to turn genes on and off, like for autism, for Alzheimer's, like weird genes that create birth defects or various illnesses that we've been able to figure out how to talk.

[605] target, they might, that we identify, rather, they might be able to target those things.

[606] They'll be able to shut things off, turn things on.

[607] And I think there was an article really recently saying that the original CRISPR is now even out of date and the new one is far superior.

[608] They're just getting better at it.

[609] They shot some shit into some dude.

[610] There was a guy who had a disease and it was, I believe it was an incurable disease.

[611] he was the first human recipient of CRISPR technology.

[612] That's like a scene in a science fiction movie, right?

[613] You hear about the first guy that gave it a chance?

[614] CRISPR 2 .0 is here, and it's way more precise.

[615] See if you could find the article about the guy that was the first human recipient for CRISPR.

[616] Why is it spelled like that?

[617] Like a 14 -year -old emo kid wrote it in the basement.

[618] There's no E. It's just C -R -I -S -P -R.

[619] I think they wanted it.

[620] to be catchy and I think it's also what is that an acronym what is an acronym right I always fuck up acronym and the other one like what's the DEA that's an acronym that's an acronym yeah I thought it was an acronym when you said it or that's another when it could become as a word yes I don't think it matters I don't know NIST right NASA like you say NASA you don't say the NASA right so what's the difference when those I think NASA isn't is that I'm so dumb Now that's just weird knowledge An abbreviated form of the initial letters Of other words and pronounced as a word As a word, okay So NASA would be an acronym So I was right Not as dumb as I thought I had another drink I was super nervous I'm oh I've always been insecure About those kind of things Like that you probably should know Like what an acronym is Like I don't know any of that shit anymore How do you even remember that?

[621] You're just talking about something I saw, or was reminding me. What's more that?

[622] I saw on Planet Earth 2 this weekend.

[623] It just came on Netflix.

[624] That's so good.

[625] There's this island that only birds can get onto.

[626] And on this island is a tree that has these seeds that are sticky seeds.

[627] So they get stuck onto the birds.

[628] And when the birds travel from island to island, they kind of drop them off or whatever.

[629] Yeah.

[630] But also, the seeds can kind of trap the birds there and they can end up now.

[631] I just had it right there.

[632] They can die because they can't.

[633] Too many of them get stuck, the birds get stuck, and then they end up falling onto the ground, and then get absorbed into the ground and eat and the plants sort of eat them, if you will.

[634] Yo.

[635] It's kind of crazy.

[636] Whoa.

[637] Okay, but here's the thing.

[638] Is that coincidence?

[639] Is this just like dumb luck?

[640] Evolution, I suppose.

[641] Yeah, I think that's, yeah.

[642] There's dead birds.

[643] Maybe evolution is like a word that's so under fire with a lot of people.

[644] maybe it's because the ramifications of it that it's that we're not even we're not even going to be the final thing it's going to be something like way past us Where did Darwin go?

[645] Just how we found out about Darwin's.

[646] Galapagos?

[647] The Galapagos Islands is where he went the first time.

[648] Imagine going there for the first time and seeing all sorts of crazy mini.

[649] You know what's really fucked up?

[650] People have gone there and they go there with shit in their shoes and seeds from their shoes get into the Galapagos Island and non -native plants start growing and they identify that it comes from literally from people like walking through fields near their house and wherever the fuck they live and then going to the Galapagos and walking around and that island has been so isolated that it's this like delicate immune system that they have to monitor just the crack in your shoe could have a seat in it yeah you know there's a lot of those islands i heard the craziest story it's a story about goats that these pirates was it pirates i might have made that part up But these old sailors, these old sailors used to bring goats to islands and they would let the goats off so the goats could populate the island and then they would have things to eat when they would come back because goats eat everything.

[651] Goats are savage.

[652] Goats in the sailors diet during the golden age of piracy.

[653] Okay, I didn't make it up.

[654] See, I'm so paranoid.

[655] So paranoid being stupid.

[656] But it's true.

[657] so they would show up they would put these goats they would bring boatloads of goats and just leave them on an island and they would say next time we're around this area we got food just go to these stupid fucking goats they eat everything they eat everything but that's the thing man they eat fucking everything they devastate ecosystems I had a friend who had goats he had goats he has this really sweet ranch and he had goats he's like oh just have goats they'll trim up the lawn and it'd be great the fuck they do they eat everything everything they just eat man you just leave shit out they eat that and eat everything else too they eat roses they eat all your vegetables there's not a tree that's growing they're eating everything they just go through a hillside people use them they have like services where companies have trained goats and they bring them to your farm or wherever the fuck you want they just let these goats loot and it's just like eats everything they shit all over the place they eat all over the place and they just keep going they're hilarious though yeah so but they so they had a problem with these goats on one of these pristine islands there was too many of them so what they did is they took one of them and they put a collar on them so they could always locate them they captured them and i think they they snipped them they gave them a little vasectomy so he couldn't make any more goats and then goats always flock to other goats so what they would do is this one guy with the collar, they would use him to locate the other goats, then they would gun him all down from the sky.

[658] So they would fly over, and they were like, yep, there they are, we found him.

[659] Gunned down all these fucking vegetable -eaten goats that had invaded this island.

[660] It's a crazy podcast.

[661] I believe, I'm trying to remember the name of it.

[662] It was on Radio Lab, which isn't even a sponsor, but I bring it up three times a month.

[663] It's called Galapagos.

[664] It's just called Galapagos.

[665] Yeah, so it is about that very island.

[666] It's about Galapagos, and it's about these goats that they just decided at a certain point in time, you have to control the populations of them, or they're going to devastate everything else.

[667] There's a massive imbalance.

[668] Somebody fucked up.

[669] They brought goats to a place where there's no predators.

[670] Like, goats are supposed to be around like lions and shit.

[671] You know, they're not supposed to be just by themselves, just eating everything and going off.

[672] It'd be fun to watch them do it, though.

[673] Yeah.

[674] It would be fun.

[675] Did you hear what about that YouTuber What he's going through?

[676] Logan Paul I did read that Yeah He filmed someone who had committed suicide in Japan And he put it on his YouTube channel Yeah, I guess there's this forest At the bottom of a volcano or something And it's called suicide forest Or it's nicknamed suicide force Because everyone just goes there to commit suicide Yeah He was going there supposedly to film how it's haunted And then they find a body And it's pretty gross how he you know how the video he was he kind of joked about it he used humor jammy told me that the thumbnail had him posing with the guy you know in the background and and you know he's um I don't know anything about him but I know he's a YouTube guy right and he's doing stuff that he thinks is interesting and provocative you know and for whatever reason the the dialogue that I'd read was something to the likes of that he had done it to bring, he apologized for it, which seemed, obviously felt terrible about the way people viewed it.

[677] But that he said that how did he describe it?

[678] He was trying to bring some sort of, he thought he was going to bring some sort of an awareness to suicide, but it was like a clunky, he just didn't do it right and paid the respect that it deserved.

[679] He realized that he fucked up.

[680] He's basically saying he's trying to do something and he fucked up.

[681] You know?

[682] I don't know.

[683] man it's pretty gross i just found out that he's not the same like there's a jake paul and a logan paul i thought they were the same person why why is everyone mad i don't know what anyone's mad at him for they mad at them because he showed you something you didn't want to see is that what it is because the video he kind of like they were like look at his hands they're blue and and like they kind of he kind of was very poor taste he also advertised it like the day before like i have this crazy sick video you guys are gonna freak out about and shit like that oh so he got a chance to look at it he still approved it and then released Yeah, and then he made a thumbnail where it looked like he posed for, like, photos with the guy in the background.

[684] It's very, you know, this was a person, and they're, like, laughing right next to this body, you know, it's, but I don't know.

[685] Yeah, that disturbs the shit out of us, right?

[686] Like, like, joking around, you can joke around, but you can't joke around near a dead guy.

[687] Well, suicide's not funny, so it's not.

[688] If the guy died, like, natural causes, it would be able to be able to.

[689] But no one's laughing at the suicide.

[690] They're laughing at him choking around.

[691] around near the guy who committed suicide like I'm not saying you should do it he definitely shouldn't I don't want to see it but it's kind of funny that we like decide like you see it's respectful bro but he didn't really do anything he just showed up and this guy was dead you know I'm not saying he should make fun of him he definitely shouldn't but it's it's weird the outrage that we have for it I'm sure he made a shitload of money because it got seven million views he made money off a suicide yeah you're talking about we're talking about we're helping him out well the video got pulled but I guess I got re -uploaded it a few times.

[692] He just made a second apology today because the first apology a lot of people said was very insincere.

[693] I'm not defending him.

[694] Don't get me wrong.

[695] I'm just exploring.

[696] Look, sometimes I try to look at things from as many perspective as I can.

[697] You know, I don't I don't I don't think that you ever want to make fun of someone dying.

[698] Right.

[699] When you're right there and you're taking videos and you know, it's a dead body hanging.

[700] It's a terrible idea.

[701] Now, if this was 20 years ago, it would be okay, probably.

[702] Probably would, man. You know what the most horrific video, or a photograph, rather, I think, that I ever saw about the Civil Rights Movement?

[703] There's this photo of all these weird white people with, like, if I remember correctly, there's kids.

[704] I remember, God, I might have made that up, but I remember these people standing there while there was this black guy hanging from a tree.

[705] It might have been more than one black guy.

[706] and it's uh it's one of those photos that just make you go whoa there's holy shit they're one of the most disturbing photos that this is it right there like look at that that's that is the exact photo oh actually there's a white guy there too there's a white guy that's weird was he a pirate there must have been something went wrong a real photo actually this is oh oh oh that's the real one that's the real one that's the real one son of a bitch that that is the real one now i remember god my memory's starting to suck that guy pointing up that It looks like Hitler.

[707] But those look like white guys too, bro.

[708] No, okay, that's black guy.

[709] The guy on the left?

[710] That's just like light.

[711] There's something super disturbing about dudes with those old school press hats on staring up at bodies hanging from ropes.

[712] Fuck, man. That wasn't that long ago, you know?

[713] That's what's horrifying.

[714] That was less than 100 years ago.

[715] It still happens.

[716] Probably, right?

[717] What year was that?

[718] But that way...

[719] 1930.

[720] 1930.

[721] Holy shit.

[722] That that way was like accepted in 1930.

[723] All this new stuff, like this magic leap, these headsets, all these different things that we're doing.

[724] I think we're going to...

[725] I think we're in the middle of this.

[726] So it doesn't...

[727] It's not registering.

[728] It's how fucking ridiculous it is and how insane it is.

[729] I think we're just so caught up in the front.

[730] rothy waves of how crazy all this new shit is that we're not we're not really paying attention enough this is this is happening way quicker than i thought it was going to think we have flying cars by now though no it's going to be robots those boston dynamic backflippin gymnastics robots going to win the olympics other than proven they can do it is there any benefit in a robot being able to do a backflip dude could you imagine No, there's no benefit.

[731] Just a little cool.

[732] I just wanted to check.

[733] No, no, not at all.

[734] Could you imagine if the first robot enters into the Olympics?

[735] And then people are like, hey, what the fuck?

[736] You can't do that.

[737] Like, no, no. And he just, we gave him all the strengths of a regular person, 100%.

[738] No more, no less.

[739] And he has feelings, too.

[740] So let him in there and don't be robot -phobic.

[741] It goes back to my one question.

[742] Which gender are the robots or the AI?

[743] Femots.

[744] So the changes can molest me. Yeah.

[745] No, you know what it is?

[746] They're the first neutral gender people, and they're so much happier.

[747] There's neutral gender.

[748] Nobody cares about gender.

[749] Just be nice.

[750] That's all they care about.

[751] There's no boy, girl.

[752] They figured out a way to get past that with that CRISPR shit.

[753] That's what it is.

[754] Have you seen that new sex robot?

[755] You should get that for the studio.

[756] All right, Brian.

[757] Have you seen it?

[758] You can order it now.

[759] But you don't want the first models, man. It's funny or that way.

[760] It's like one of them sharper image massage things.

[761] breaks your discs.

[762] They don't break you discs.

[763] I think it would be funny to have the first version now.

[764] I had an early version before they had massage chairs.

[765] They used to have this.

[766] Actually, they might have had massage chairs at the same time.

[767] But they had this thing that you would grab a hold of.

[768] It had like handles on the side and it did like Shiazu.

[769] Remember that thing?

[770] It was like little like little metal knuckles that would dig into your neck.

[771] It's like this is amazing.

[772] But what I was doing?

[773] I was like, how is this?

[774] Someone's going to get hurt.

[775] He gets like some little old lady And you force that fucking thing on their neck Like, yo, be careful with this thing This thing's got some kick to it The best thing I ever found For that kind of shit is tie massage You ever go get a tie massage To stand on you and stretch you out That's the shit Yeah That's better than any machine There's something about a person just doing it Like getting in there with their elbow It's so much better than any machine Yeah, I have this girl I go to and she has like the like the handles where she holds on to and it's just digging her knee in your back and I always say medium and it hurts like hell I can't even imagine the hard one ties have so many things nailed they they can figure out the best form of kickboxing you know tie boxing changed everything it's weird this one small place figured out the way to do it was to kick people's legs and you know how they figured it out man gambling Gambling made it profitable to have fights all the time because people loved gamble.

[776] So they would have all these people fighting.

[777] And ties, they even altered their style to accommodate the gambling.

[778] Like the first round, they would go real slow because they wanted everybody to place their bets.

[779] So Pete, they would just take it slow.

[780] And everybody knew the fight didn't really begin to the second or the third round.

[781] So it wasn't like American fighting where you would have like a Mike Tyson who'd be cherished for knocking people out very quickly.

[782] Like there would be over under bets Is this guy Is Tony Tubbs going to last the first three minutes of the fight You know Is Michael Spinks going to last the first three You're like world class fighters Dude Imagine getting hit by Mike Tyson When he was 20 years old Imagine how horrible that would be He was at the fights this past weekend I said hi to him Hi Mike That's so weird It's amazing He's still a tank too dude terrifying looking person like there's a video of him hitting the bag is like 51 years old or something like that hitting the heavy bag and you're like oh okay you could still fuck you up 100 % like in terms of like retired heavyweight champions there was a trend that existed you know where someone would retire and then they would you know they wouldn't they wouldn't keep their form they would get heavy and that happened with Mike he got like very heavy look at this 49 year old type 49 so this is like two years ago yeah dude fuck all this give me some volume dude fuck that dude 49 year old Mike Tyson will put you to sleep 100 % and when you're around him you realize you like he's just who is that a rapper meek mill oh that's sad oh meek see I blame his trainers right there if I was the guy holding the camera I'd be like stop it okay first of all we got to straighten this whole thing out before you start hitting hard you got to you got to move look at all this this might be just a personal trainer not a boxing person but I'm looking in the background and I feel like I see boxing and stuff on the wall play that play that video young Mike Tyson with customato oh my god you want to change your way you feel about physics customato was old and dying he was a really old guy but he had just this deep knowledge of psychology and boxing.

[783] And he trained this unbelievably fast and powerful, talented kid who had massive hunger for success.

[784] The whole story of Mike Tyson a lot is wrapped up in the story of Custamato, who had been around forever.

[785] And this is his last and greatest pupil, and Mike knew it.

[786] Mike knew it while it was happening.

[787] And by the time he won the heavyweight championship, Custamano had already died.

[788] But he dedicated it all to him.

[789] there was nobody like him you know people like they say oh you know but he never fought Ali and he never fought these guys that you know his era people weren't as good maybe maybe but everybody in his era he fucked up all of them up until Spinks or excuse me until Hendricks no well Buster yeah Buster was the first one to beat him but I meant Holyfield that's how fucked up I am I said Hendricks I was trying to remember remember what the fight was.

[790] When Holyfield beat Tyson, those two fights in a row, like, that was, that was big.

[791] And when Tyson bit his ear, like, that was big.

[792] That was, like, when you realize, like, he's just not, he's not the same guy he was.

[793] We both lived in Columbus when Buster Douglas knocked him out.

[794] That was a crazy, like, he became the big, big fucking hero.

[795] No one knew who he was really, I feel like when I was young, but, and then he was supposed to take over the east side of the city.

[796] He was going to, like, change everything, have a big, giant boxing gym, never happened you know the story of buster douglas it's an amazing story his mom died his mom died when he was in training for the fight oh really and all of his life he had kind of been really talented as a boxer but hadn't really completely dedicated himself to it so when his mom died he went completely insane in the gym in preparation for tyson and then when he came out there he It was like two people that had the exact opposite things happened to them.

[797] For Tyson, he had just been smashing everybody for so long.

[798] He was so good and so scary.

[799] He would win fights before they would even start.

[800] It would just be a matter of whether or not you were going to make it out of the first round sometimes.

[801] He was just smashing people.

[802] But for Buster Douglas, he was like he had some good fights and some bad fights.

[803] And he just wasn't completely consistent, but he was talented.

[804] But then when his mom died, it was very, right when the time when Tyson was, you know, just overconfident.

[805] He was a 46 -1 underdog, I think.

[806] Is that what it was?

[807] I think it was marketed as Tyson -his -back fight, which I didn't...

[808] Oh, wow, I didn't know that.

[809] Tyson is back.

[810] I don't remember that.

[811] What were the odds?

[812] Because I think it was one of the craziest odds of someone who won a fight.

[813] 42 -1, it says, right?

[814] 42 -1 is a lot.

[815] That means you have to be a total sucker to bet on Buster Douglas, but I'll take your money, stupid.

[816] Yeah, yeah, I'll give you $4 ,200 if you give me $100.

[817] You know, it's like they're so confident that Tyson's going to beat him.

[818] They're willing to bet 42 times whatever you're going to put up.

[819] That to me is always, I think bets, I'm not telling you what to do, but I think bets should be like, I think actually I check it back.

[820] I think you should be able to do whatever you want.

[821] But I think the real bet should be, who do you think is going to win?

[822] Let's make you real clear.

[823] Who's going to win?

[824] If you say, well, Will Michael Spinks make it out of the first round?

[825] Like, all right, now we're getting weird.

[826] Because this is some shit you might be able to affect.

[827] Maybe you might be able to talk to Michael.

[828] I'm like, there's a lot of money in this fight.

[829] But there's even more if we can get to the second round.

[830] You know what I'm saying, bro?

[831] I think the last bet I hit like that was Amanda Nunes.

[832] Yeah.

[833] K .O. in the second round, like, specifically picked that.

[834] That's very important to protect against that kind of influence, because that shit's real.

[835] That's just happened throughout sports.

[836] If someone comes up to you and goes, look, there's a lot of money if this fight goes into the third round.

[837] That's all we're going to do.

[838] Look at here's the odds.

[839] 72 to 1.

[840] 72 to 1 this fight goes to the third round.

[841] You know what that means?

[842] You let the fight go to the third round.

[843] We'll make a lot more money.

[844] I heard a lot of people were a little worried about the over -under for the Holly Holme -Syborg fight being only one and a half, I think, was the over -under.

[845] Really?

[846] Everybody thought it probably was going to go away longer?

[847] That's probably a gambling.

[848] thing right is that has to think it has to do with the where the money sits but is that what it is I wish we knew I don't know we should probably find out find out exactly but yeah I don't we used to talk to gambling experts sometimes on the old days of the UFC on spike there were a guy would come on and he would uh he would give us the odds it's like a local odds maker type guy and he and I would even disagree about shit sometimes god damn it I can't remember his name.

[849] See if you can remember that gentleman's name.

[850] I feel terrible.

[851] What was that ugg boot you had on your head?

[852] Was that...

[853] Oh, how dare you?

[854] How dare you?

[855] It's, uh, I don't want to mispronounce it.

[856] Is it like a religious thing, or...

[857] Um, no, it's, uh, from, uh, his, his area of, uh, Dagestan, they, um, I have it, uh, saved here at my thing, because people have been asking me. Uh, in his area of Dagestan, they, um, they wear this thing.

[858] It says, it's what a warrior a mountain clan they're a warrior mountain clan and that this is what their shepherds wear and this is what you call it I don't want to fuck this up but it looks like it says Papupa Papupa Papupa I'm probably fucking that up but this is how it's pronounced I know how to spell it you look like that one guy that got arrested for murdering his wife was that old guy What dare you?

[859] That old guy.

[860] Phil Specter.

[861] Phil Specter.

[862] Oh, no, that wasn't his wife.

[863] Oh, that's hilarious.

[864] That is very funny, actually, dude.

[865] That's some knuckles.

[866] That's strong.

[867] That's strong.

[868] Remember that guy?

[869] He would show up for court with these crazy wigs on?

[870] Was it a wig or was it?

[871] Actually, his hair.

[872] No, no, it would wig.

[873] This is how you spell it.

[874] It's P -A -P -A -K -H -A.

[875] Papooka.

[876] Oh, my God, look at that hair.

[877] Yeah, that's the same.

[878] I don't even know if the K, if you don't pronounce a K. He actually took it to the next level.

[879] Phil Spector, we're looking at Phil Spector from his murder trial.

[880] It was a horrible story.

[881] Like, Phil Spector stuck a gun in some chick's mouth.

[882] Wow.

[883] And killed her, and apparently that was something that he had been known to do.

[884] He would pull a gun sticking in, like, an artist's mouth, you know?

[885] Do you know that there's a lot of people that think that Jimmy Hendrix manager killed him?

[886] yeah yeah and apparently there's like a guy who wrote a book guy who was a bodyguard or something or another for uh someone in the music business back then claimed that that was uh he wrote a wrote a book about this and claims that's what happened that jimmy hendricks uh girlfriend at the time jumped off a building she committed suicide and they're like no they threw that girl off a building yeah it's like whoa wasn't there a documentary or a movie about it was there i think there might have been i don't know You know, you hear about a guy like Hendricks who died at 27 and you go, what?

[887] How is that?

[888] How is he that good?

[889] How the hell is he that good at 27?

[890] Fuck, man. Imagine if you're still alive.

[891] It would be threatening.

[892] I saw Guns and Roses like a month ago and Earl got us like right in the front row.

[893] They played a three and a half hour show.

[894] like it was weird seeing him did it really yeah it was weird seeing him perform I tell you that slash still has it that motherfucker jams three and a half hours is insane yeah what's a normal concert for like Aerosmith or some shit maybe two hours yeah whoa maybe that's a long it's a long time three and a half hours yeah if not four hours six hours can I get seven do I get seven well he um he like went to the darklands and then came back Axel Rose is a weird guy Like he vanished And then returned And now they're killing it It's weird Remember when he broke his leg He was singing on stage With a cast on On a chair Yeah It was weird watching him Because when you're that close It's weird seeing things That you normally wouldn't even notice One thing was after every song He would just go behind his curtain Come out with a different shirt on And he must have changed t -shirts Maybe like 20 times In outfits like he would have a have a scarf on this one and wow it's weird yeah that's him with a leg brace on yeah singing with a leather jacket on in a stool pretty badass who the fuck's ever done that before i know i know dave grould did it while he was performing axel loaned him his did it really yeah that's hilarious he loaned him his brace that's the throne thing oh the throne thing and he takes around with him.

[895] How long did Axel have to sing on that thing for?

[896] A couple months, I think.

[897] Wow, that's crazy.

[898] Dave Girl is a badass.

[899] Do your squats, people.

[900] How amazing is it?

[901] No, it was Dave's and then he loaned it to Axel.

[902] I'm sorry.

[903] Other way around.

[904] Well, that's both badass.

[905] Equally badass.

[906] Either way you do it.

[907] Either way you pop it back and forth.

[908] What were you saying, Brian?

[909] How badass is Dave Girl, though?

[910] He was the drummer for Nirvana and then totally created the foo fighters right after Nirvana and it's one of the best bands ever and he's now not even playing drums anymore was he playing drums for Nirvana yeah he was the drummer for Nirvana yeah he was the drummer I could do anything he went drummer of the year and guitarists of the year separate bands he's a bad motherfucker for sure I love the foo fighters no never met him what's all thanks well I met one of the other guys in Nirvana.

[911] Who's the other gentleman?

[912] Pat Smear or you got that?

[913] The guy who flies planes.

[914] I met him at one of them, Marijuana Policy Project.

[915] This is Nevelacevic.

[916] I think that's, yeah.

[917] That gentleman.

[918] The guy threw the guitar up and it fell and hit him in the head during the MTV movie.

[919] Oh, that's a mistake.

[920] Music words.

[921] Oh, fuck, man. That's terrible.

[922] Remember in the old days when people would smash guitars on stage?

[923] That was like a big deal.

[924] Trent Rezner.

[925] used to do it.

[926] I mean, what the fuck is that about, man?

[927] What was that about?

[928] What was this whole destroying musical instruments thing about?

[929] Rock and roll, man. We've got to bring it all down.

[930] I'm going to smash his fucking guitar.

[931] Do it, dude, dude.

[932] Smash.

[933] Smash.

[934] Fuck.

[935] You didn't have any money, and you just imagine if you could get Jimmy Hendricks guitar.

[936] Did he smash guitars?

[937] No. I said, who do you think I got right here at the first person to do it, or at least credited with?

[938] Oh, let me think.

[939] 1960s.

[940] It's the only hint.

[941] Jimmy Hendricks burned his guitar.

[942] Yeah, he burned it.

[943] I'd say the first person would be like...

[944] No, I feel like he smashed it, too.

[945] Yeah.

[946] I would say he's smashed it, too.

[947] Didn't he smash it, Jamie?

[948] I don't know that he didn't.

[949] I'll look up Hendricks, just for sure, but I got the guy that...

[950] Who's the first guy?

[951] Who's the first guy?

[952] Pete Townsend and the...

[953] Oh, of course.

[954] That's right.

[955] That's right.

[956] Pete Townsend did it.

[957] You know what?

[958] I might be fucking this up.

[959] Jimmy Hendricks might not have smashed a guitar.

[960] It might have just been Townsend.

[961] Didn't someone in Kiss that Ace Freely ever smashed guitars?

[962] Here's Monterey Pop Festival up.

[963] Jimmy lit it on fire and smashed it.

[964] Oh man, he was high as fuck.

[965] Yeah.

[966] Just hitting everything.

[967] Some weak ass slams.

[968] You've got to work on your...

[969] Oh.

[970] No, I know what...

[971] Oh, look at it.

[972] He broke it.

[973] Yeah.

[974] He can't move in those fucking pants.

[975] Those pants, man, they used to constrict your dick.

[976] So I know these guys had kids.

[977] Lenny Kravitz.

[978] His pants ripped open?

[979] Yeah, that's right.

[980] This schlong of death, Hank, came flying.

[981] Jimmy Hendrix was, he was wearing those, those are jeans.

[982] Like jeans that tight, man, you can't do shit in those things.

[983] He definitely can't smash guitars correctly.

[984] So he smashed guitars a bunch of times.

[985] Yeah.

[986] Yeah, this has to go with the feeling of the music you're good, man. You just get into it.

[987] Yeah.

[988] Plus you're on acid, right?

[989] Yeah, also.

[990] He's on acid a lot during this time, wasn't he?

[991] Wow.

[992] Look at this.

[993] They just let him smash these things.

[994] Here's a guitar sacrifice.

[995] So you got like Matt the Immortal Brown, seeing Jimmy Hendricks swing that guitar.

[996] It's like just needs a little coaching.

[997] That's like a big exercise they use with maces and shit.

[998] You know, that's like hitting tires with sledgehammers.

[999] That's an excellent form of exercise.

[1000] Now try to find Nickelback smashing a guitar.

[1001] Not going to happen.

[1002] Come on, bro.

[1003] You've got to be easy on nickelback.

[1004] I don't think they're bad.

[1005] but I accept that you don't like it I just feel like as I move into 2018 I want to spend more time on things I like than things I don't like and more time if there are things that I don't like I want to be able to look at them in a more relaxed manner and be less engaged with it and more just as long as you're not hurting anybody just have fun who gives a shit Do you read about Will Ferrell?

[1006] He did a rose parade.

[1007] He dressed up in a character with this other girl that used to be on Saturday Night Live.

[1008] No. And they acted like local, like news people doing, like showing the parade.

[1009] And they broadcasted it live on Amazon Prime.

[1010] And people thought it was real.

[1011] A lot of people didn't even realize it was Will Ferrell.

[1012] And so like people were like angry about it because they didn't get the joke.

[1013] Oh my God.

[1014] It's hilarious.

[1015] He shaved his head.

[1016] He's got.

[1017] prosthetic on or something?

[1018] Yeah, yeah.

[1019] Oh my God, that is amazing.

[1020] As fictional local TV host a duo made jokes about the parade's marching bands, flower covered floats, and inaccurate historical uniforms.

[1021] Oh, my God, that's so funny.

[1022] Yeah, I guess you can get it on Amazon Prime right now.

[1023] And I guess there's so many one stars and all the reviews are like, how dare they?

[1024] This is a tradition.

[1025] Oh, my God, that's hilarious.

[1026] Who are these local news people?

[1027] That is so funny.

[1028] That's so funny.

[1029] That's so funny.

[1030] Will Farrell's fucking.

[1031] Anybody who says, Will Ferrell's fucking.

[1032] Will Ferrell's not funny.

[1033] I can't talk to.

[1034] It's over a 1 ,000, 1 stars on it.

[1035] Yeah, I just can't talk to anybody who doesn't think that guy's hilarious.

[1036] See, I just contradicted what I said earlier.

[1037] You can like whatever you want.

[1038] I don't care.

[1039] Meanwhile, I'm like, except Will Ferrell.

[1040] You fuck.

[1041] For me, Tal digging nights, man, when he's running around in his underwear, he's saying, Tom Cruise, use your witchcraft.

[1042] I'm on fire.

[1043] I'm crying.

[1044] You know that's based off a real thing, of him running out thinking he's on fire?

[1045] because there was a famous car like what's that petroleum where it's like you can't see petroleum when it's on fire at petroleum fire it's clear or it's invisible and so this famous race car driver Yeah There was a fire in his car But you couldn't see it So he's like I'm on fire But to everyone else It looked like he was just a crazy person I think this might be it I see like all these people are on fire right now And you can't even tell There's a fire Oh, wow.

[1046] Because petroleum fire, you can't see.

[1047] Whoa.

[1048] What?

[1049] Yeah, I looked this up today, too.

[1050] Yeah.

[1051] Oh, my God.

[1052] So I didn't know that whole scene.

[1053] How do I not know this?

[1054] I don't know.

[1055] Yeah, you can't see petroleum fire?

[1056] You can only see it at night.

[1057] Oh, my God.

[1058] That is insane, man. So all these people are on fire, and they're running from invisible fire.

[1059] Oh, my God.

[1060] How am I just now learning this?

[1061] You can't see.

[1062] petroleum fire?

[1063] Is that real?

[1064] Yeah.

[1065] Only at night.

[1066] There has to be really dark because it's like this the light blue part of it.

[1067] Oh my God.

[1068] It doesn't get any orange or anything.

[1069] That is so fucked.

[1070] But how hilarious that that was based on a real day?

[1071] And so he has flame retardant clothes on so that stuff doesn't catch fire.

[1072] Right.

[1073] So it's just a skin that's getting it.

[1074] Oh my God.

[1075] Oh my God.

[1076] How horrific.

[1077] And it got into the crowd too.

[1078] Like people are like, why is everyone freaking out?

[1079] Oh, my God.

[1080] Here's another radio lab plug.

[1081] I was listening to this thing about ball lightning.

[1082] See, here, right now, he'll catch it on fire and see how much fire it.

[1083] Oh, my God, it's just blue.

[1084] Oh!

[1085] So if that's your nose?

[1086] See, like right there.

[1087] That's on fire.

[1088] Yeah.

[1089] Right there.

[1090] Yeah.

[1091] That's insane.

[1092] That's insane, dude.

[1093] Oh, my God, he just dropped something in it, instantly caught fire.

[1094] Wow.

[1095] That's why petroleum fires are dangerous for firemen and stuff like that because you can't see.

[1096] How do I not know that?

[1097] I can't believe I woke up today on January 1st.

[1098] 2018, I learned that for the first time.

[1099] I should have known that.

[1100] Not woke.

[1101] Not woke.

[1102] That's hashtag not woke.

[1103] But you're hashtag blessed.

[1104] Hashtag blessed.

[1105] But not hashtag woke today.

[1106] I didn't know about petroleum fires.

[1107] It's crazy that you can just buy a lighter You know You want to talk about like What's the possibility of people being fucked up It's way less than you think Because like lighters are everywhere And there's relatively few fires In comparison to the number of lighters You know like everybody's got a fucking lighter Everybody we know has a lighter What was the last time someone we know Lit some shit on fire Right?

[1108] It is weird It's weird It's weird like The real weirdness about driving cars Is how few accidents there are That's the real weirdness Of course there's going to be some And more so with these fucking assholes on their phones God damn I've been seeing some drifters Some people drifting lanes texting while they're driving Holy shit that's common But take that away And it's remarkable How rarely we slam into each other It's remarkable You can go years without a car accident If you're careful Years and years and years Fuck man Especially in this city Yeah It's remarkable.

[1109] But, you know, they happen.

[1110] They definitely happen.

[1111] There's no way right now they can tell exactly what you are doing.

[1112] They just know what happened.

[1113] But if there's a way that they can put one of those...

[1114] You know how they have...

[1115] Don't they have OnStar now in a lot of cars?

[1116] You buy them, like from the factory.

[1117] They have that OnStar thing.

[1118] Where you could actually, like, have calls, like make phone calls with whatever.

[1119] it is on the other line like you could say hey can you book me a reservation at a restaurant like they're also monitoring like how fast your car is going they're monitoring like certain certain metrics you know certain things they could figure out like what happened when you were causing an accident where'd you go where'd you drive to like they could they could track you on GPS and at a certain point time they're going to be like why can we just film them they're just going to film you all the time inside your car and like if you want to drive a Cadillac don't have any fucking orgies in it because we have to film you because otherwise we're never going to know what the fuck you did to cause this car accident we don't want to get sued Ultimobile is that Ultimobile has the camera so like if you're doing the lane departure setting it detects if you're not paying attention so then by tracking your face so there's a camera in I think it's Oldsmobiles now Wow well that's sort of like the iPhone X or 10 right it sees your face recognized your face to open up your password and it works pretty fucking good it's not perfect but it's like ooh it's a lot better than i thought i was going to be a lot smoother i got i got this phone when i couldn't find my glasses and i found them the other day and i have a beard now and had a stocking hat on still unlocks it it's like how the hell does it go through all those things what would change if uh someone gained or lost weight would anything change i don't think so i think it detects like how far your eyes are apart you know and like little things like that I think my what's weird is I have a Amazon echo in my next to my bed now because it's like the best alarm clock ever it's like it's one of those things where you go like Alexa you know and right but it has a camera on it yeah it's watching you for sure yeah Alexis is watching your your whole life I'm like keep an eye on me Alexa yeah every time you beat off Alexa makes a checkmark right next to you it is weird though like we'll be just sleeping you know the night and Alexa will just like I can't understand what you're talking about you're you're like, what, I didn't say anything.

[1120] Alexa will, she'll just start coming to life.

[1121] Yeah.

[1122] She's starting to wake up.

[1123] She's becoming more woke than me. Oh, the best is if you go, Alexa, rap and does this rap.

[1124] She'll do a rap?

[1125] Yeah, and it's a good rap.

[1126] Yeah, we were talking before the podcast that there was a, it's a good rap.

[1127] We were talking before the podcast.

[1128] There was something about Apple buying Netflix.

[1129] What, Jesus.

[1130] Yeah.

[1131] How do you feel about a company that gets that big?

[1132] Like, how do you feel about, like, any company that just buys up everything?

[1133] You know, they just...

[1134] Disney.

[1135] Disney bought up Star Wars.

[1136] What else they buy up?

[1137] Didn't they just buy the other movie studio that owns, like, the Avengers or whatever?

[1138] Paramount?

[1139] Paramount?

[1140] I don't know.

[1141] I don't know.

[1142] They had a lot of money.

[1143] $52 billion to buy 21st Century Fox.

[1144] Yeah.

[1145] Whoa.

[1146] So now, like, the Marvel Universe is complete, I think, now?

[1147] Is it bad?

[1148] Is it bad to have giant companies?

[1149] Some people would say yes, right?

[1150] But what about a giant company?

[1151] Like, Google seems to be a pretty goddamn good company.

[1152] Like, as far as, like, to where they treat people, it's supposed to be, like, pretty good stuff.

[1153] Other than that James DeMoor memo thing, the thing that went out, remember that whole, where the guy was talking about why there aren't women in tech and what would encourage him, and a lot of people said he was sexist, and it got crazy.

[1154] I was like, and then I had to read it, like, a couple of times ago, it's like one or two things that might be misconstrued as being sexist because of the term neuroticism.

[1155] And I think he believes, I believe he uses the term neurotic, but really super duper controversial fucking thing.

[1156] And although I don't agree with it, Google firing the guy, I kind of get it.

[1157] I get where they are just to kind of calm everyone's nerves.

[1158] I don't agree with that at all.

[1159] But I understand why they as a corporation would think that way.

[1160] But for the most part, I like what they're doing.

[1161] Like they're buying up all these robotics and these different, corporations that are creating the Google didn't Google buy up Boston Dynamics?

[1162] I think they already sold it though yeah they sold it they bought it and then sold it stole all the secrets interesting I wonder if that's what they did because you don't hear about the sale when they get rid of something like that yeah you don't hear about the purchase or acquisition yeah you sell it and then you make sure that you don't sign some sort of a you know non -compete clause they could have also done it to buy a person there might have been someone working there they wanted to have on their team and so they just uh we'll buy your whole company now you work for us yeah whoa that's a fucking game of thrones type shit with silicon Disney was smart to buy Hulu because they just pulled all their stuff off Netflix.

[1163] All Disney, I think.

[1164] All Disney off Netflix.

[1165] So now they're just going to put it all on Hulu, which is awesome because I love Hulu.

[1166] But here's the question.

[1167] Like, is it possible to be as big as Google and not be scary?

[1168] Right?

[1169] When something gets so big that it controls so much, people tend to just immediately get wary.

[1170] Like, whoa.

[1171] Like, this is the whole market.

[1172] right if there's only one way you can get the internet Verizon was the only internet provider on planet earth that's it we'd be like hey they're just you just you so if that's that because it's too big right controls too much it's like what's the level we're comfortable with Apple you're comfortable with Apple it depends the company also I think you know like I think a lot of people trust Google you know Apple put the nets over the buildings when the people were jumping they did the right thing You see the thing with the batteries they did The response I feel they got sued That battery thing is crazy We gotta talk about that We talked to how many years ago did we Start talking about You called it You called it in like Whatever the first year of the fucking New iPhone was When they had a new iPhone And then the new new iPhone As soon as the new new iPhone Came out you were like I know what these motherfuckers are doing Yeah but I get their excuse It might have been like two iPhones I want to be honest about this I don't remember I don't remember, but I remember there was a time that you called it first way before everybody else.

[1173] I was like, Brian's all paranoid about technology.

[1174] I understand their excuse though.

[1175] I get what they're saying.

[1176] I mean, if the batteries are going to start failing because it's can't, you know, the power's all fucked up in a battery.

[1177] But to deny that they know that the throttling down of performance of the phone is not going to influence people into deciding to buy a new phone is ridiculous.

[1178] Yeah.

[1179] You're literally disabling the phone.

[1180] And you're not doing your customer service base.

[1181] You're not doing them a service.

[1182] Because if you really cared about them getting the best stuff all the time, what you would do is you would say, hey, these batteries are going to get older.

[1183] If you want to continue your phones, here's a new battery at a reasonable rate.

[1184] Otherwise, we have to throttle down the performance of your phone so that you can get a day's use out of it.

[1185] but that can be avoided by simply swapping out the battery.

[1186] So this is what happens when your phone gets to be a year old.

[1187] Yeah.

[1188] But that's sort of disingenuous, right?

[1189] And the batteries were so expensive.

[1190] Now I think they got them down to $29.

[1191] But that's just in response to getting in this situation, you know?

[1192] I think they make amazing shit.

[1193] This iPhone 10X, whatever the fuck they want to call it, it's amazing.

[1194] It's like it's crazy that there's a company that makes something like that.

[1195] They're going to make some mistakes.

[1196] I don't know who approved that mistake, but that's a mistake.

[1197] They shouldn't have done that.

[1198] But the stuff they make is, it's, someone's got to do that.

[1199] It's not going to be like the Brian and Joe Corporation, you know?

[1200] I mean, you need something with massive resources and a ton of, a shit -fucked ton of people to be able to put together the cash to make an iPhone 10.

[1201] I mean, you got to hire a lot of fucking people to make this thing right.

[1202] you got to hire wizards and sorcerers and god damn silicone geniuses and people know how to get lithium ion batteries thinner than your fucking fingernail in these things not thinning your fingernail right thinner than a finger what's like how thick is a well it can't be that thick this shit has a case on it like how thin is a battery in a cell phone it's pretty thin like paper chip or a potato chip rather like a flat potato if you ever could flatten out a potato chip it's a little thicker than that actually what's crazy though is that i the phone before this iphone 7 plus s whatever the fuck it was when we when i download the new operating system on on it it was crashy it was buggy it fucked up all the time but then when i got the iphone x the same operating system it worked way better so that's like not anything to do with the battery you know that's just because they build an operating system around this processor and this screen and all the components on this and then they're emulating it for all the other phones you know or whatever they're doing it's almost like the only way to be truly awesome at something is just to be greedy too yeah it's like they gotta have like we gotta fuel this motherfucker okay okay this is this is projected uh sales and we can get that up at about 20 % and this is how we're going to do it do you have dark secret meetings where they just had candles went into the fucking basement and they go we're going to slow down the old phones.

[1203] No!

[1204] Don't do it, Mark!

[1205] We're working for technology.

[1206] We've always worked for technology.

[1207] We can't slow down the fucking phones, man. We're going to slow them down.

[1208] We're going to slow them down, sell them the new shit.

[1209] They don't need the new shit.

[1210] It's about information more than it's about new apps.

[1211] You've been watching Black Mirror?

[1212] I only watched three episodes, but I love it.

[1213] You haven't watched a new season?

[1214] I've watched, I think, one of the first.

[1215] episode in the new season, which was the video game episode, but the guy was in the life -like video game that was remarkably similar to Ari Sheffir's Salvia Divenorum trip.

[1216] There's no new new season as of like two days ago.

[1217] There's another new season?

[1218] Oh, two days ago.

[1219] Oh, Christ, God.

[1220] I can't.

[1221] I don't have the time for this.

[1222] But the last one I watched was the video game one.

[1223] I'm hooked on the unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt right now on Netflix.

[1224] Have you watched it?

[1225] Dude, that is a funny, silly show.

[1226] Oh, yeah, I have seen that.

[1227] Yeah, the lady, she was trapped in a bunker for 15 years in a religious cult and she gets out and she's living in New York City and she doesn't know what the fuck's going on.

[1228] It's really funny, man. There's a couple of episodes where it kind of falls apart, but then it bounces back strong.

[1229] It's very funny again now.

[1230] It's a really good show.

[1231] I'm on like episode, I want to say eight.

[1232] I think I'm on episode eight.

[1233] Black Mirror is getting in some trouble because I guess Carl Pinkerton.

[1234] Yeah.

[1235] Supposedly.

[1236] Two things, two different episodes.

[1237] So he talks about something that they stole in Black Mirror, which is weird.

[1238] It was in the news today.

[1239] But, oh, hmm, well, I don't know what the specifics are, so I don't want to comment.

[1240] But there's a lot of things that Black Mirror did as subjects that I talked about, too, but it was just because a lot of people were talking about potential future technologies, like this video game thing where they put something in the back of your head, like The Matrix, and plug you into some artificial experience that's indistinguishable.

[1241] That's what those, I've talked about that a hundred times, just from being high, you know, and thinking about what are they going to be able to do next that's crazier than Duncan Trussell when he had that HTC vibe.

[1242] You put that thing on.

[1243] Did you put that thing on?

[1244] I have that thing on.

[1245] Oh, you have one.

[1246] Duncan had me over his podcast, and I put it on for like an hour and a half before I did it.

[1247] You do, just do you do that and you go, okay, well, what's next, you know?

[1248] So I don't know if Carl just was able to figure out what's next.

[1249] Are they saying this plagiarism?

[1250] Yeah, I mean, if the, do you have the article, Jimmy?

[1251] Yeah, it seems pretty specific where it's not like, hey, let's, he's talking about simulation theory.

[1252] It's more like he actually had this idea.

[1253] I forget what it is.

[1254] I saw it this morning.

[1255] Sometimes, though, it is parallel thinking.

[1256] So it's just in the interest of, I don't know, there's spoiler alerts in there.

[1257] I don't even want to read.

[1258] Okay, watch Carl Pinkin predict new black mirror plots years ahead of time.

[1259] Yeah, you're right.

[1260] We can't.

[1261] We can't bring these out.

[1262] So who wrote the article?

[1263] What's it on?

[1264] Gizmodo.

[1265] Gizmodo.

[1266] I love that site.

[1267] Very good site.

[1268] Engadget.

[1269] I love them.

[1270] Very good site.

[1271] They're real news.

[1272] Do you have like five websites that you just shuffle back and forth?

[1273] Like Gizmoto's one, Engadgets one, Katakus one.

[1274] New scientists one.

[1275] New scientists.

[1276] People get mad, but you tell them I like to read the New York Times.

[1277] New York Times?

[1278] People get mad.

[1279] You like reading fake news.

[1280] It's the fucking New York Times.

[1281] You cannot just immediately dismiss the fucking New York Times.

[1282] You cannot.

[1283] Any mistakes that anybody has made ever, you cannot fucking dismiss the New York Times.

[1284] How dare you?

[1285] They're a giant part of what made people at this level in terms of our understanding of world events, a giant part leading to 2017.

[1286] If you look at the history of human beings, understanding the reality of a detailed, intellectual understanding of the reality of certain current world events compiled in a daily resource the New York Times changed the world.

[1287] It offered people super high level information from uber smart people on a regular basis and to dismiss that and say that that's just as good as any other paper it's a no no there's a pursuit they were in they were in a pursuit for excellence in information.

[1288] Now, whether or not they made some mistakes, I'd criticize them for that Connor McGregor, weird thing that they said his face was covered in blood, and he was...

[1289] And they fixed it immediately.

[1290] Yeah, they said he almost fell through the ropes before the referee rescued him.

[1291] He got his ass kicked.

[1292] You don't have to make anything up.

[1293] Like, what happened was amazing.

[1294] You don't have to, like, embellish it just to make your magazine.

[1295] This is crazy.

[1296] Like, you can't do that.

[1297] You're the New York Times.

[1298] especially in this day and age you've got to resist and you got to be I'm rubber you're a glue you can't even respond you can't and you can't put out anything fake you just can't you know but people like oh the New York Times is fake news like they've been around for so long do you know how much important shit they put out you're gonna just dismiss them because you love Trump is you're really willing to do that that's that's as crazy as anything I've ever heard you can't do that either like they can't be exonerated they can be exonerated but they can't be exonerated exempt from not being called out by printing something that's not true they everyone should be held up to the same standards but if you don't appreciate what the the New York Times has done that seems crazy to me it's just they're really important did you see all the Trump like global warming tweets like he doesn't really understand global warming like trolling his scientists wake up yeah freezing right now global warming's not real he's 70 and he's he's trolling yeah that's weird that's true I wish the whole thing was a troll that'd be so fucking no he's trolling about that though you know he just doesn't want anybody fucking with them and he feels like a lot of the mainstream media they fuck with them and so he fires back and then it becomes this weird thing where all the people that are on his side started like they you know they pick people pick sides man and they're like fake news fake news like no it's the New York Times it's one of the best news sources ever have they said shit that's not true 100 % you know why they're run by people people fuck up everywhere there's not a place where they go where they don't fuck up every fucking place the person goes they fuck up they fuck up in Harvard they fuck up in mit they just fuck up way less than most of us they're still just people it's weird time right now it's a weird time right now as far as the way people are looking at things you know just seems exactly everything seems it seems very exaggerated like we're preparing for something like we're a screaming baby war north korea north korea but here's the other thing north korea just made a speech recently where they were actually open to high level talks and they were there were there more it was way more passive and less threatening yeah and people like this crazy motherfucker might realize Trump is a crazy motherfucker, too, who actually runs the U .S. And unlike Obama, who would probably never consider attacking North Korea, he's looking at Trump.

[1299] He's like, this dude is 70, okay?

[1300] He's old as fuck.

[1301] He's been a gangster his whole life, and now he just took over the country.

[1302] And he let the military guys do whatever the fuck they want to do.

[1303] You don't think there's a high possibility.

[1304] It's some of those Spaceships from Nevada might come out of a hole in the ground and go rocketing towards North Korea in 20 minutes and let loose some crazy new bombs that you haven't even heard of yet.

[1305] That's entirely possible.

[1306] He knows it.

[1307] I don't like to think there's any benefit to our current situation.

[1308] Well, we also just cut off while there was a gas.

[1309] Yeah.

[1310] Yeah, there's some serious sanctions.

[1311] So that might be wise.

[1312] Well, let's talk about it, guys.

[1313] You're right.

[1314] That's actually probably more logical.

[1315] Yeah.

[1316] But I'm doing more the comic book thing.

[1317] It's like people don't want to piss Trump off.

[1318] It's interesting, you know?

[1319] Yeah.

[1320] It makes sense.

[1321] He's like, he's definitely nuttier than the regular dude.

[1322] He's definitely nuttier than the regular dude that's in the job.

[1323] I thought we were getting an attack the other day when that SpaceX launch happened.

[1324] Did you really think so?

[1325] Well, everyone at Starbucks, I said Starbucks, everyone at Starbucks starts running out.

[1326] And I was like, oh my God, what's going on?

[1327] Like, is there a bomb?

[1328] I was kind of freaked out.

[1329] Then everyone's like staring at the sky, so I run out.

[1330] And first I thought it was an alien because that pulsating smoke that was happening on the side.

[1331] Like I had never seen anything like that before.

[1332] It was like, wait, my eyes have never seen that before because it was like it looked like a big whale.

[1333] Then there was like a dot in the middle of it that was pulsating, like smoke rings almost.

[1334] And it just looked foreign.

[1335] It looked like an alien.

[1336] But then everyone's like, is that Korea?

[1337] And I'm like, I didn't even think about North Korea.

[1338] Is that headed downtown?

[1339] I saw one of those once on Melrose.

[1340] It was a launch out of Edwards Air Force Base.

[1341] They launched something, like some missile test.

[1342] It was like, whoa, you saw this thing shooting across the sky.

[1343] People are pulling their cars over.

[1344] This is a long time ago.

[1345] And they did it like right at dusk, right as the sun was setting.

[1346] I think they thought they could get away with it.

[1347] They could sneak it in there before we could see it.

[1348] It's weird that they do that.

[1349] Like, there was a lot of car accidents when that happened because everyone thought, what the fuck were we getting an attack?

[1350] It's weird.

[1351] that they don't like you know how your phone goes off if Pablo gets kidnapped by his stepdad you know you have that bad that noise but they won't say hey there's going to be a big rocket launch what are you showing us Jamie what is this time lapse of the one from last week look at this wow that is crazy oh my god yeah that oh my god that is crazy and it's it's going around the earth and off into the fucking space they're shooting off three on Friday night so just here's your warning so you don't freak out.

[1352] Hey, Friday?

[1353] Oh, we're going to be at the store.

[1354] When is the one where he shoots a Tesla to Mars?

[1355] When's he doing that?

[1356] That's coming up soon.

[1357] I think that's what the thing on Friday is, it was supposed to got pushed from Friday to Friday from Thursday, and it's setting up the big launch, which I think is that where he's seen.

[1358] Has there ever been a guy that's more like Tony Stark than Elon Musk?

[1359] Never.

[1360] He's awesome.

[1361] Do you think he's sending his car away so he can go get it?

[1362] Like he's going to be the first one to go?

[1363] Dumb, dumb, dumb, fucking out of here.

[1364] Take my car with me. I won't let him go.

[1365] You got to stay.

[1366] Do we need you down here?

[1367] You might not make it back.

[1368] What if your calculations are off?

[1369] What if your calculations are off like, you know, sometimes people are saying they get up the Tesla and the door handle doesn't open up automatically?

[1370] And then you don't even have a door handle?

[1371] I'm like, okay.

[1372] What if that happens when you're up there, bro?

[1373] Yeah.

[1374] Huh?

[1375] We never had a super genius that everybody wants to just hand the keys to before.

[1376] What if he is the Bitcoin guy, too, that some people think.

[1377] Some people think he created Bitcoin, yeah Oh shit I have to ask Mr. Antonopoulos if he agrees with that I don't believe that That's why don't you Because that would be too crazy He could have already too crazy What if he's an alien?

[1378] What if he's the future?

[1379] He's dating Johnny Depp's axe He can't be too crazy Broke up with her bro Probably did Good for him He brought it to the comedy store one night Oh that's right Dude I got to think That there's levels to everything And there might be even levels In the super genius category and he's in some weird, new, crazy, ultra -productive level of the super genius category.

[1380] Dude, he powered, what part of New Zealand was it or something like that?

[1381] With that gigantic, was it Australia?

[1382] It was Australia.

[1383] He made some sort of a bet where he would install some mega battery complex in Australia.

[1384] Am I remember in this right?

[1385] And it worked perfectly in record time to Tesla.

[1386] built a giant battery to fight power outages in Australia, and it's already working.

[1387] And it worked in, like, milliseconds.

[1388] Like, the power went down, and it kicked on in milliseconds.

[1389] Only the last three years before it starts slowing down here to city.

[1390] 0 .14 seconds.

[1391] That's insane.

[1392] After a major plant, the Loyang Station in the neighboring state of Victoria suffered a sudden drop and output.

[1393] That's amazing.

[1394] it kicked in just 0 .14 seconds after the thing went out the thing nothing yeah yeah man he's a wizard he's some sort of new type of uh cultural figure like the the electronic daddy he's the guy he's making cars he's going to build autonomous uh what are those uh transported trucks gigantic semi trucks the boring company The Boring Company.

[1395] He's going to fix traffic.

[1396] He just keeps going.

[1397] Why does he tackle things like cancer or herpes?

[1398] Figure it out on your own, bitch.

[1399] I'm busy.

[1400] Making lecture cars.

[1401] The fuck.

[1402] Why don't you fix it?

[1403] I'm doing this.

[1404] I made a car.

[1405] I made a car.

[1406] I'm shooting one of my cars to Mars.

[1407] Want to come?

[1408] Want to watch?

[1409] I think he's got to have two or three friends that are also like, what do you guys want to do this month?

[1410] What are we going to fix or fuck with?

[1411] He's too smart to have friends.

[1412] He's got to come.

[1413] couple people that he observes He's got to have a buddy He bounces some shit off of He's an alien He don't think the buddy would go Just talk to Johnny Depp If he had a real buddy I'd be like listen She seems amazing And she's probably telling the truth I don't know I don't know who's right Who's wrong I just I want you to be happy bro I don't want craziness And you're like She just got off of Doing Coke and jumping out of Windows.

[1414] He's in Paris freaking out.

[1415] I think there's levels to the super genius game and he's some new level.

[1416] He's like some new Mike Tyson punchout character.

[1417] Like, whoa.

[1418] Like, this is the new super genius inventor level.

[1419] But that's also a super famous person.

[1420] Like, everybody knows who Elon Musk is.

[1421] It's almost like a character.

[1422] Like, if you wanted proof that there's some sort of a really super complex but captivating narrative about being a person in 2018 he's a central character was he smart his whole life like was he's creating things in like middle school and high school or did one day out of nowhere this guy comes and goes oh i invented this all stuff you know i'm smart that's good question maybe it's all roosh it's a good question it's really just fox con what if he's the first robot what if they sent him till like we we get him to run for president he wins and then On TV, he cuts open his arm, and he shows your circuitry.

[1423] It's like robots need love to.

[1424] I helped you guys.

[1425] I fixed your whole fucking world.

[1426] That's the way.

[1427] He made a computer game when he was 12.

[1428] Yeah, but which one?

[1429] E .T. Doom VR.

[1430] Have you played that yet?

[1431] It's very disturbing to know those people that are that much smarter than you.

[1432] Right?

[1433] You go, well, okay.

[1434] But here's the thing.

[1435] People are better than you at shit.

[1436] You've got to get over that.

[1437] It's just no way around it.

[1438] You know, imagine if you like Elon Musk's older brother.

[1439] And you, you know, you're like, bro, you don't know shit.

[1440] You're only seven.

[1441] He's like, okay.

[1442] And it just bruise up inside of them.

[1443] Grows.

[1444] Grows in power.

[1445] And then what do you do?

[1446] Even if you're happy.

[1447] Even you have a great life.

[1448] Like even if you're like, you know, what do I do?

[1449] Oh, I make log first.

[1450] You know, like for outside, for the patio?

[1451] I mean, some of the people's fondest moments.

[1452] You're sitting out on the back patio, and I just, it seems kind of old -fashioned to me. And one of the old -fashioned things that I like is log furniture.

[1453] So I build log outside patio furniture.

[1454] My name's Michael.

[1455] Michael Musk.

[1456] Yeah, I'm super happy.

[1457] Couldn't be happier.

[1458] Yeah.

[1459] Yeah, he's my brother.

[1460] Yeah, Elon.

[1461] Let me tell you something.

[1462] Elon's on speed, okay?

[1463] Elon's on Adderall and Pro Vigil and New Vigil and he's taking micro doses.

[1464] He microdoses.

[1465] He's not clean.

[1466] Test him.

[1467] He's got a brother.

[1468] Kimball Musk.

[1469] Kimmel's probably the real Elon Musk.

[1470] He's a super genius that exists in the Lotus position and floats in midair and some wheat silo somewhere in New Hampshire and they go visit him a couple of times a month.

[1471] I wouldn't mind I would be like Give me a free Tesla every couple days They probably got that dude in the bunker With Dick Cheney right now Kimball Musk Yeah I want to know what Kimball does He teaches kung fu He's in those videos that I always post on Instagram He's just imagine if his brother was just a nut Oh look at him handsome bastard Drinking coffee Oh my Age 45 Regional Manager for Blockbuster video Oh he's from South Africa Even crazier So Elon's from South Africa And he's his sister, too.

[1472] Wow.

[1473] They co -started a company called Zip 2 and sold it to Compaq, and that's where you started.

[1474] South Africa is an interesting place.

[1475] Very, very interesting place.

[1476] A lot of people I know that go there love it.

[1477] And obviously the crazy history with Nelson Mandel and apartheid and how recent that was to us.

[1478] But I always think of that Sugar Man movie when I think of South Africa.

[1479] I always think of District 9.

[1480] Doesn't it look like District 9 there?

[1481] The movie with the robots?

[1482] The Antwer?

[1483] No, District 9 was the movie with the aliens.

[1484] They were aliens.

[1485] No, they weren't robots, right?

[1486] They were like weird aliens.

[1487] What were they?

[1488] I think some sort of thing of both, honestly.

[1489] It was like some sort of tech alien.

[1490] Oh, that's right.

[1491] Can you show it again?

[1492] That was a great fucking movie.

[1493] I love that movie.

[1494] It's one of my favorites.

[1495] Oh, that's right.

[1496] Yeah, they were like some sort of.

[1497] Sort of mechadiz.

[1498] Yeah, that's right, man. Fuck, that was a good movie.

[1499] I need to rewatch it.

[1500] I think it was shot in South Africa.

[1501] I think that's where he's from.

[1502] The guy that made at Neil Blomkamp.

[1503] Yeah.

[1504] What was the movie that it made me remind me of?

[1505] What did I just say?

[1506] Didn't you.

[1507] I heard it, but it's not registered.

[1508] God damn it.

[1509] Dee Antwerd is always a big connection.

[1510] I always think about them.

[1511] But I was saying it was Nelson Mandel there was something else that made me think about South Africa.

[1512] I'll come back to it.

[1513] Oh, that Alyssa movie.

[1514] That was the Matt Damon movie.

[1515] Was that in South Africa?

[1516] I think it's sort of similar topic as District 9.

[1517] Matt Damon.

[1518] It's crazy that a guy like Elon Musk, some super duper fucking genius would come out of that spot.

[1519] And what's that place like?

[1520] We should do a JRE in South Africa.

[1521] Do a live JRE?

[1522] swim with the Great Whites Fuck that That's true right That's a scary spot Like I hear when you fly over them In your plane They jump up and try to bite the plane Think of that spot man You want to talk about spots South Africa Like Dutch colonists Trying to like carve out a place In the land In Africa What do you got me here The Wild Boys in South Africa Oh no Got in a zebra suit and went out and let lions fuck with them.

[1523] Great idea.

[1524] We had Steveo on the kill Tony last night for the way -ins.

[1525] Is this in a game preserve, though?

[1526] I remember them actually telling the story on here.

[1527] I think they shot the lion part here in L .A. The reason why I ask is they have places in South Africa where they let the lions loose or not.

[1528] Like they know when to let them lose?

[1529] Like, it's kind of, oh, Jesus Christ.

[1530] The lions actually tried to get them?

[1531] Yeah.

[1532] Oh, no. They did the dumb of stuff.

[1533] Oh, my.

[1534] God, that's insane.

[1535] The Lions took away their hat.

[1536] This is zebra head.

[1537] Dude, that is so crazy.

[1538] They're lucky they lived.

[1539] They did the dumbest stuff on that show.

[1540] Yeah, that really was.

[1541] He's had more than one experiences with Lions then, because I thought the one that he had in the tree was the only one he ever had.

[1542] Is that Stevo right there?

[1543] He's crazy.

[1544] I had drinks with him, Everlast, one of Eddie students and Steve O's girlfriend.

[1545] We're all hanging around.

[1546] And Steve O's telling me like all these different things that he's about to do.

[1547] And I was like, why?

[1548] I'm like, why are you doing that?

[1549] He's showing me the scars that he had on his arm from the operations where he had to, what's going on here?

[1550] He's got a hook.

[1551] He's bait for sharks.

[1552] He put a hook through his lip.

[1553] And jumped out in the water with sharks.

[1554] Oh, my God.

[1555] No cage.

[1556] Just jumping.

[1557] jumped in the water with a hook in his mouth.

[1558] His latest one where he got burnt his back and everything.

[1559] He's disgusting.

[1560] Yeah, that's what I'm talking about.

[1561] He had a bunch of different skin grafts from cadavers.

[1562] That's so crazy.

[1563] He looks good now, though.

[1564] He saw him last night.

[1565] He does.

[1566] He's showing, but he's planning on more chaos.

[1567] He's not like, you're always going to go, you're done.

[1568] You're fine.

[1569] You'd walk.

[1570] Everything's fine.

[1571] Let's just end this.

[1572] Nope.

[1573] He's like Evil Caneval.

[1574] That guy never stopped, right?

[1575] I think he's way less busted up than Evil Caneval.

[1576] Evil Caneval lived in the days where, you know, the medicine was not as good.

[1577] But he also was flying motorcycles and shit.

[1578] Way different.

[1579] Wait, Evil Caneval was jumping rockets across canyons.

[1580] Remember that?

[1581] Snake River Canyon.

[1582] Is that what it was?

[1583] Where was that?

[1584] In Arizona or some shit?

[1585] Do you remember that?

[1586] He had a rocket.

[1587] He shot it across a canyon?

[1588] those guys that climb those skyscrapers and stuff did you see the guy that fell yeah I did that was a creepy video to watch horrifying video to watch scary horrifying yeah that that's um encouraging that is not wise but discouraging it I've seen a lot of those videos right I've watched a lot of them I had uh what is his name that we had in the show.

[1589] Super strong fingers.

[1590] James Kingston.

[1591] James Kingston, who's a very nice guy, who has done a lot of things online that have freaked me the fuck out.

[1592] He was really nice guy.

[1593] I don't want to tell that guy he can't do something that I enjoyed watching that he succeeded in doing.

[1594] I don't want him to land on me either.

[1595] You know, it's like, I mean, how much time and effort have you done into cleaning up the bottom area where you might fall?

[1596] Because you're going to fall.

[1597] Okay, I'm not saying you're going to fall.

[1598] But if you fall, you might fall on somebody.

[1599] Okay, this is different Fuck this This is not Good for me I can't even watch I can't even watch this way Jamie don't Don't put this on TV We gotta get down We gotta get down from here We gotta get down We gotta get down slow No stop don't walk on the top Don't talk with it We got away with it We got away with it Just thinking about it In the interest of full disclosure We got way too high before this show Legal weed that's why you know what it is um also that um that fucking um the weed that we used to have before sober october and the weed after sober october is different different stuff and i think the combination of those two things the combination of taking a month off and then trying some new different stuff there's different stuff it's different yeah but your tolerance It's also restarted.

[1600] Yeah, it's not good right now.

[1601] It's sketchy.

[1602] You've got to be careful.

[1603] I've got to gingerly, gingerly walk into the waters.

[1604] One month, it cleanses you.

[1605] Oh, yeah.

[1606] It cleanses you.

[1607] It's amazing how fast it cleanses, like, three days.

[1608] If I haven't smoked in three days and I smoke a joint, I'm, like, so stoned, like, out of my gourd.

[1609] Yeah.

[1610] I still can't remember what I wanted to say about South Africa.

[1611] I knew it had something to do with apartheid and the struggle in that area and how strange it is.

[1612] African itself What's that Someone said chappy Chappie Oh that was another movie That was a De Antwerd one Yeah Yeah that's right That's right That wasn't as good Deant word came out strong They're interesting That Yolani How do you say her Yolanda Yolanda Yolani Yolandi Fuster How do you say her name How do you say it I think it's Yolani Yelana Yolandi Yolandi Yolandi Yolandi Vissor That's it.

[1613] Yolande Visser.

[1614] She reminds me of like bingo.

[1615] Yeah.

[1616] What movie was that?

[1617] Chappie.

[1618] Do you know that they were like, you know, they're like the main characters of the movie.

[1619] But they said something or they, to the, uh, about the director or the, the studio.

[1620] They did, they got in a fight.

[1621] So they took them off the poster and everything.

[1622] That's why they're not on any of the posters, even though they're like main characters.

[1623] Oh, that's unfortunate.

[1624] Yeah.

[1625] That sucks.

[1626] See, that's why people like De Antwerd, they're a little too raw.

[1627] They need like a slick talking manager.

[1628] Listen, we're dealing with artists here.

[1629] Ultimately, they don't really mean what they say.

[1630] It's just the same explosive nature that lives inside them that lets them create such amazing music that you're a fan of and I'm a fan of.

[1631] Sometimes it gets Haywire.

[1632] And he would just like to come in and apologize for bitch slapping you.

[1633] And telling you to suck his dick.

[1634] I mean, it just was all wrong.

[1635] Yeah, I mean, they didn't even market it that D. Antwerd was in it.

[1636] That's crazy.

[1637] Yeah, that seems like a mistake.

[1638] It seems like you don't like money.

[1639] But who knows?

[1640] Who knows what they're really like?

[1641] You know, that would be the big bummer, right?

[1642] You meet them and their dicks.

[1643] Me and Duncan hung out with them.

[1644] Really?

[1645] They smelled like armpits.

[1646] Well, that's good.

[1647] Who's armpits, though?

[1648] Some people's armpits smoke lovely.

[1649] It's like that one year you took deodorant off.

[1650] It wasn't a whole year.

[1651] It's like a week.

[1652] It just seemed like a year.

[1653] It was like RRI's DMT trip.

[1654] I remember with the E3, and you're just making waves of smell.

[1655] Yeah, you can't do it.

[1656] You just can't not wear deodorant.

[1657] I tried for a little while.

[1658] It's weird.

[1659] Is it an interesting, too, that we've all just accepted that we have to put chemicals on certain parts of our body in order not to smell after you've been moving around for too long?

[1660] That's weird, man. Like, have you ever shaved your armpits?

[1661] One's by mistake.

[1662] Bad idea.

[1663] I wonder how much of an effect, it must have some effect, on what your armpits smell like.

[1664] Has to.

[1665] Yeah.

[1666] For sure.

[1667] But you can't do it.

[1668] Unless you're a bodybuilder.

[1669] Like, there's things you could do.

[1670] Like, if my chest itches, I'll shave my chest.

[1671] And I'm embarrassed to say it, but I'll do it.

[1672] Especially if it gets itchy after a while.

[1673] I don't fuck with my armpits, bro.

[1674] That's vain.

[1675] What guys that shave their arms that don't have, like, tats?

[1676] I think I heard something like carrotop or someone saying he's shaved.

[1677] He just does it because he likes the feeling.

[1678] I hate the feel.

[1679] Well, Caratop used to be a super bodybuilder jack guy, remember?

[1680] I think he said he just, he did it one time when he was a swimmer and he just liked the feelings.

[1681] He's just like, fucking good.

[1682] Slippery.

[1683] Slippery through that pool.

[1684] Slippery sliding.

[1685] I oil up.

[1686] I oil up before I swim.

[1687] So he's not buff anymore?

[1688] He's back to normal?

[1689] He's still buff.

[1690] He's just not a giant bodybuilder guy.

[1691] Creepy buff.

[1692] He, I don't want to talk for him because I don't know him, but I know Duncan did something with him a long time ago.

[1693] They did a pilot for some sort of a reality show.

[1694] That's right.

[1695] Like, hey, man, I'm going to do this reality show with Caratop.

[1696] Yeah, that's Caratop, but it is Jackety Jackist.

[1697] And that's like a normal Carat Top.

[1698] Yeah.

[1699] But that's, I think it's more what he's like now.

[1700] He's like more like, looks fit.

[1701] That looks like Kathy Graham.

[1702] Yeah, but like back then, he looked like super duper jacked.

[1703] Like his shoulders were popping out.

[1704] unnaturally wide like it didn't even make sense like right there yeah like he went off the deep end it looked like he'd i mean he's so big who knows what the fuck he was doing but he was doing a lot of shit that shoulder does not look it looks like implants yeah it could be um something called synthol that um some bodybuilders uh engage in and what it does they they think it helps them balance out areas of their body that aren't big enough and it's really it's real weird because there's a ton of videos of people taking, you know the videos of people putting synthol in their muscles and dancing around.

[1705] That's not, that's just him looking buff.

[1706] That doesn't look anything nearly as bad.

[1707] We're looking at Carrotop where he can see his dick root.

[1708] It goes, the photo goes all the way down to what I like to call.

[1709] That's what I call.

[1710] That's what's my name.

[1711] The Dame Cook always posts his dick roots.

[1712] Exactly.

[1713] When I described that look to people, we're a man has his underwear at the very base of his cock.

[1714] That's your dick root.

[1715] That's a beautiful term.

[1716] Thank you.

[1717] By the way, I demand 100 % credit for Dick root.

[1718] Dicker.

[1719] I created it because I was trying to figure out how to describe what was uncomfortable about those kind of pictures.

[1720] It's like, you're trying so hard.

[1721] And like that's Dick root.

[1722] That's Dick root all the way, Caratops.

[1723] Digit -digit -dick -d -dick -root.

[1724] It looks like he has a thong on.

[1725] It doesn't even look like it should be possible.

[1726] with the laws of gravity.

[1727] It looks like that thing should fall down your ankles.

[1728] What's the bell doing?

[1729] Your freckled boners should come rocking at the screen, like a 3D shark and Jaws 3D.

[1730] Jaws 3D.

[1731] But he's just jacked.

[1732] I mean, he's just a guy who wants everybody to suck his dick.

[1733] And it's just like letting you know it's right there.

[1734] It's right there.

[1735] That makes sense.

[1736] But, I mean, but he's just jacked.

[1737] That makes sense.

[1738] But what doesn't make sense is the people would stick the oil.

[1739] in their arms and they would create like water balloons where their muscles should be and they would dance around and there's one video of a guy like throwing punches in the air with these water balloons for arms it's it's so weird it's just it's so strange a dick root remember that there's a bunch of people that have those pictures those dick root pictures yeah i see dan cook like loves the dick root he's handsome fellow he always posts the most funniest photos works hard than the gym wants to show the goods oh no yeah this guy this guy 100 % is using that stuff or he's got two equally sized tumors does he think that looks good well he's probably mentally deficient brian it's probably something severely wrong with him oh my god now if he was like balancing on top of a skyscraper at the same time would be even worse see the thing about this young man is you know it's probably something severely wrong with him but what he is is an abuser look at him he's throwing punches like he's like some sort of a boxer character with his giant water balloon arms but he's an abuser of something how many people are a more reasonable user of it and use it and that's what somebody thought the carrot top stuff was it's real common yeah he's a um powerful arm wrestle guy has one arm it's way more jack than the other so crazy yeah that can't be good for you, bro.

[1740] That's real?

[1741] Yep.

[1742] He smashes people in arm wrestling.

[1743] It's so crazy.

[1744] He's his dick root.

[1745] Come on, man. What is that?

[1746] Don't do that, dude.

[1747] He's probably going to be hurting when he gets older.

[1748] Yes, Brian might know because he likes this topic.

[1749] Have you heard of the Korean Hulk guy that's supposedly dating Lindsay Lohan?

[1750] Right now?

[1751] And all of a sudden this shows, TMZ.

[1752] Jamie jumps in with relationship gossip, you son of a bitch.

[1753] That's what you do.

[1754] Every time.

[1755] Well, they posted a photo last night, Jamie.

[1756] And, you know, she's dealing with the IRS right now.

[1757] Oh, that guy's super jacked.

[1758] Holy shit.

[1759] Look at his dog.

[1760] What is that?

[1761] He's living with a werewolf.

[1762] That's like a monkey werewolf.

[1763] I tell you, man, I love Koreans.

[1764] We had a family dinner for my girlfriend the other day, and I come in, and they're cupping.

[1765] They're doing that thing where they, like, punch her a little hole, and then they put these glasses, and they pretty much suck the bad blood out of you.

[1766] So I walk in and there's just blood everywhere and towels and shit like that.

[1767] What is it supposed to do?

[1768] We've talked about this before, right?

[1769] It's supposed to accelerate blood flow to the area, like pulls the tissue, the skin away from it and accelerates blood flow.

[1770] Sometimes the blood comes out as gel, which is weird.

[1771] It's supposed to, but there's, what I didn't know is a lot, because I posted a video of it while they were doing it.

[1772] A lot of people were saying that cupping's bad for you.

[1773] And then I did research.

[1774] there's if it goes bad it goes bad it leaves permanent damage if they if they don't do it right and really yeah if there's some photos that are pretty disturbing where like pretty much just holes in people's backs oh fuck yeah but yet then the olympians do it you know like people for the olympics do it so it's like what's you know well i don't know shit about medicine but i would imagine oh my god what is that cup and gone bad chinese man left with horrific holes in back After botched.

[1775] Whoa.

[1776] That's awful.

[1777] Well, somebody, that could be just somebody who did it completely wrong.

[1778] Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.

[1779] What's that one in that far right?

[1780] Where it looks like it has horns.

[1781] Lower right, lower right, the bottom.

[1782] Keep going, scroll down, scroll down, scroll down.

[1783] That one.

[1784] To the right in the middle with the orange and the blue, the right, all the way to the right.

[1785] Jamie, the other right?

[1786] I don't know which one you're looking at the edge of the screen.

[1787] Go to the edge of the screen.

[1788] That guy.

[1789] Bam.

[1790] Yeah, looks like he's got horns.

[1791] That's real.

[1792] Oh.

[1793] So I wasn't even looking at it.

[1794] No, it says water buffalo horns are being used for it, but I still don't know.

[1795] They're just using buffalo horns as cups.

[1796] Oh, what?

[1797] Capping with buffalo horns?

[1798] That's what Rogan does.

[1799] Yo, bro, I do that right to base of my balls.

[1800] My dick root.

[1801] What made sense to me is that you would kind of, like, create damage, which is why all that blood exists, and that maybe that it would be like almost like a PRP sort of a thing, where all that extra blood that you've created from that area would go.

[1802] and help the blood flow to the part that's injured and you accelerate healing.

[1803] You never know, man, because you can't say that people that are in the Olympics don't ever do anything stupid because they definitely would do something stupid.

[1804] Someone could talk to me to doing a bunch of shit.

[1805] Sometimes, like, the psychological edge in believing that there's something that's going to work really good will be just enough to get a few people to do it.

[1806] But this has been around for a while.

[1807] This has been around long enough where people are going, like, you know, there's, like, really significant benefits.

[1808] So the water buffalo thing's real They really do it that way Yeah It's almost like traditional for I guess Korean culture Because I mean they were just doing it like It was nothing at a family dinner That's crazy That's crazy But maybe that works You know I mean The only way you find out of stuff like this works Which is like a really unconventional therapy Is you gotta try it If all those super genius type guys That are training these Olympic athletes And getting them to peak performance and what could potentially be worth millions and millions of dollars and sponsorship money if they win the gold medal.

[1809] If they're having these people get all cupped up, there's probably something to it.

[1810] All cupped up.

[1811] Right?

[1812] In this day and age?

[1813] I think it's like acupuncture.

[1814] I feel like I don't know enough to know if that's accurate or not.

[1815] It seems like it is.

[1816] Some people believe in it a lot because they pay a lot of money for it.

[1817] Do it all the time.

[1818] Yeah, for sure.

[1819] A lot of people do believe in acupuncture.

[1820] But cupping seems to me to be like more next level.

[1821] It's like you're pulling the skin away from the area to the point where it bleeds and turns into the big -ass bruise.

[1822] Look at this giant circle red spot where the increased blood flow hasn't been filtered out of the body yet.

[1823] Like, you've got some weird shit happen there.

[1824] That ain't a normal thing.

[1825] You've got a big circle bruise on your back right where you're hurt.

[1826] Oh, I see what you're doing.

[1827] You're making it all bleed in there so it flows everything out of there and heals it up quicker.

[1828] It kind of makes sense to a dummy like me. Like, I don't know anything about how the actual body functions in terms of like how things heal and whether or not it would accelerate or not.

[1829] that Michael Phelps guy's doing it yeah when I asked him how you know has it feel afterwards he says it's refreshing I feel way energetic now and relaxed well it's like people that wanted to deny the benefits of cryotherapy before like some papers came out there's a lot of people poo -pooing and partly for good reason it's because a lot of the people that were running these cryotherapy sites got overzealous in their claims they got real overzealous in their claims of like how much weight you can lose, how much better you can look, all these different things that may or may not be true when it comes to cryotherapy, especially in the way they described it, but what can't be denied is the way it makes you feel.

[1830] It makes you feel fucking amazing.

[1831] You do three minutes in one of those cryotherapy places.

[1832] You come out of it.

[1833] They're like, woo!

[1834] Everybody I know that's tried it has been like, woo!

[1835] Like, I'll give a lot for that woo.

[1836] Like, that woo's good.

[1837] but everybody's right to be suspicious because the part before the will was annoying.

[1838] There was a lot of, like, you know, like increased collagen in your skin.

[1839] It's like a virtual facelift.

[1840] And, like, there's a lot of people that claimant something.

[1841] Like, where's this?

[1842] You got to be able to prove that.

[1843] But they can prove anti -inflammatory markers in the blood.

[1844] They can prove all these, like, hormones and these neurochemicals that your brain can make when you're in that tank, we're in the cryotherapy chamber, rather.

[1845] you done it yet no i want to do it today no you get you do it today uh if yeah maybe i i will definitely want to do it i'll definitely do it just today i don't i don't feel great don't be pleasant maybe it made you feel better i had a milkshake last night two minutes two minutes in there woke up at six in the morning this whole podcast has been a ruse to get me to get you into the cryotherapy chamber i don't want to do a couple of sash you can you do a couple you two big you too big someone's going to burn you'll touch the walls but people do go in as couples but you got to be like right close to each other yeah people like to endure shit together dun dun dun dun dun don't i heard you have a tank here now though yes we do that's cool yes we do right did uh crash yeah crash made it float lab shout out to the float lab Float Lab Venice, Westwood.

[1846] Yeah, Crash put it in there.

[1847] He's a wizard.

[1848] He knows how to do it.

[1849] It's all crazy filter with ozone and...

[1850] That's amazing.

[1851] Yeah.

[1852] UV light filters and one micron filter.

[1853] He was explaining it all to me, but it was like...

[1854] Sounds good.

[1855] Sounds like you did good shit.

[1856] I'm too fucking dumb.

[1857] Plus, I can't pay attention to everything.

[1858] That's a problem, man. That's how I feel when people keep bringing up Bitcoin.

[1859] I was like, let me know.

[1860] Let me know when you get this sorted out because I watch a lot of things.

[1861] I can't follow the Bitcoin show.

[1862] I can't.

[1863] So when we got those Bitcoins, remember when he gave us Bitcoins a long time ago?

[1864] Who gave us Bitcoin?

[1865] Andreas Anthropos?

[1866] I've been trying to open up my wallet or find my password to that wallet.

[1867] It's gone.

[1868] I'll never be able to get that Bitcoin he gave it, even though it was only able to.

[1869] Let the universe have it.

[1870] Let it be a statistical anomaly.

[1871] It's probably worth billions of dollars.

[1872] Millions.

[1873] Millions.

[1874] for now.

[1875] It's like you get in and get out and people are accusing people of pumping dumps and there's subterfuge is taken into consideration of some of the highs and lows.

[1876] Some things that happen anyway.

[1877] Of course.

[1878] Just like everything, right?

[1879] Like big corporations taking over shit.

[1880] It's like these patterns are normal.

[1881] You see them coming.

[1882] If you're going to have something like Bitcoin, you're going to have people.

[1883] For sure, not everyone's going to be, well, hey man, I'm a fucking thief, but not with Bitcoin.

[1884] Bitcoin would be super cool No more deception This is about the future It's about resolution This is about the children No anybody's a scam artist It's going to be a scam artist And anything they can Whether it's a fake A fake dating site Or a fucking Whatever they can do Whatever they can get you with They're going to get you with They're like oh this is what you guys do now Okay I'll pretend to be that I'll hop right in there Right What do you think is the next big breakthrough that's going to change in terms of like how technology and people get along I think it's going to be a robot sex doll no I think home home assistance you know like having a robot can be your home base like computer I don't know like these Alexis and like Apple's about to release thurs and Google has a release theirs and have you seen the autonomous robots that monitor parking lots?

[1885] No. Yeah.

[1886] I tweeted it, I think, yesterday.

[1887] But definitely robots.

[1888] We're going to give up our security and all our privacy at the same time.

[1889] We're going to be fine because the robot's going to be watching us.

[1890] Keep an eye on me, robot.

[1891] There's going to be zero privacy.

[1892] Zero.

[1893] It's real close.

[1894] It's already there.

[1895] But I mean real close.

[1896] They're not just regular zero privacy, but like no one.

[1897] ever has a moment alone ever it doesn't exist anymore like it'll slowly erode then you're going to the mountains then they'll put cell phone towers out there and then it's going to be it whatever the technology is it's going to be you're going to know where everyone is at any moment we're going to really get to know each other what do you got jamie i was looking up for the thing i saw i saw i saw it wasn't on your twitter feed i guess i saw a video of like autonomous parking robots yeah cars in and out of spots i didn't put it on twitter I thought I did.

[1898] Shit.

[1899] It was a comp, I pretty sure I retweeted it.

[1900] You know what it does, though?

[1901] I think I retweeted somebody else saying, hey, this is happening or something like that.

[1902] So it's probably not that clear.

[1903] One of the more recent tweets.

[1904] It's happening, Brian.

[1905] They're going to be flying around us, monitoring us.

[1906] You saw that one robot.

[1907] I think it was in San Francisco.

[1908] Beat up homeless people or something like that.

[1909] Good move.

[1910] Yeah.

[1911] When stuff like that happens, there's going to be a big pullback.

[1912] It's crazy.

[1913] Robots fucking homeless.

[1914] We need robots picking on the downtrodden.

[1915] That's a good move.

[1916] Let them know.

[1917] You pussies are on your way out.

[1918] The robots are here.

[1919] I mean, that literally is like the first wave of immigrants from the silicone world.

[1920] Robots that fuck with homeless people.

[1921] The first invaders.

[1922] Tripping them and stuff.

[1923] The thing about I robot is you'd watch it and it was made just at the right time.

[1924] It was made where you didn't think it's ever possible.

[1925] It's made at a time where this is.

[1926] pretty cool like yeah man the future yeah I could see it being real but you didn't think it was really possible and now you watch iRobot and you go oh it's inevitable that's inevitable that thing that does the robot thing with what pretends to be a person and and looks real freaky that's easily doable macama or what's that machina ma was that one there it is that's it security robots are using to are being used to ward off San Francisco's homeless population that's the drone What's it called?

[1927] Who makes that thing?

[1928] Does it say?

[1929] They retired it.

[1930] Oh, they did?

[1931] So there's a whole company that makes those things and has them like wandering around parking lots and I'm, man, I hope I retweeted it.

[1932] I tried to.

[1933] Somebody sent it to me and I was like, okay, that's how it happens.

[1934] They just have these things wandering around, recording everything.

[1935] So everybody's responsible for any car accident, anything that ever happens.

[1936] If it hears someone screaming rape, if it hears someone screaming, police.

[1937] It immediately goes to the scene in films.

[1938] It has no worries about its own mortality.

[1939] It's streaming in real time.

[1940] It gets to record all altercations between people.

[1941] Eventually hotels agree.

[1942] As long as this is password, secure, and encrypted, they allowed to have the fire detector in the corner double as a video camera that records everything in the room at all times.

[1943] It's going to happen.

[1944] Yeah, I agree.

[1945] Just got to get used to people watching you fuck.

[1946] Are you ready?

[1947] I took the sticker off my webcam on my laptop.

[1948] A long time ago, Joe, they can watch me all I want.

[1949] I don't know why I'm more nervous about this in 2018.

[1950] This is what's silly.

[1951] I mean, it's become accelerated.

[1952] I'm more nervous every year when it comes to technology because I'm not nervous in the way that I think it's totally 100 % negative, but nervous in the way like it just seems to me that we might be in the middle of something and not be paying attention, like that it's happening so fucking fast that we're caught up in it And it's just this wild wave of change.

[1953] And I'm just trying to make sense of it while it's happening.

[1954] But then there's something about, like, numbers.

[1955] Like, I used to think that saying, like, the year 2017, it's stupid.

[1956] Who cares what year it is?

[1957] It's all just now.

[1958] But no, there's, like, a way we feel about it differently.

[1959] Like, you know, it's fucking 2018, dude, dude.

[1960] It's like, you have a feeling about you now.

[1961] It's like, we're very, very far ahead in this game.

[1962] This is the future 2018, that's a crazy number Hey man, it's 1979 Nope, it's 2018 Whoa So weird So weird And when does this thing Like If you had a guess How much longer does a human race have Six months It seems like it If you really had a guess We're not going to be here forever Right So we're not going to be here 100 ,000 years from now Or 200 ,000 years from now We're just not I started listening to the audiobook of Sapiens And I feel like That's what it's getting to That question you're asking Yeah The first couple chapters Are leading up to like He says it over and over again Like thousands of years from now Maybe 2000 is what it's saying That the human race won't be Or human beings won't be What we are today We'll be another Evolution of whatever that is Because off of Australia Epithecus Australia Epithicus See if you find Any good pictures of that thing I mean, this is what they think.

[1963] They think that that's what started.

[1964] That was when it was, like, fairly distinctly human.

[1965] It's going to, it's going to keep going.

[1966] It's going to go to some new thing.

[1967] There it is.

[1968] Look at that thing.

[1969] I mean, that's so close.

[1970] It's like a walking, upright chimpanzee, and then that got smarter, and that got smarter, and things kept going.

[1971] But the thing that really fucks you up is it's not that long ago.

[1972] Like, I think Australia Epithecus was less than two million years, right?

[1973] Mm -hmm.

[1974] Sounds right.

[1975] And then there's modern Homo sapiens, which I think they think are somewhere in the neighborhood of 300 to 500 ,000 years old.

[1976] They keep moving and around a little bit when they find some new dead guy.

[1977] They find some new bones and they're like, oh, this one's older.

[1978] They're kind of guessing.

[1979] I want to say they're in the neighborhood of 300 ,000.

[1980] That ain't shit.

[1981] Dude, that ain't shit.

[1982] That just happened.

[1983] If that's when they really started, that just happened.

[1984] So you're talking about 300 ,000 years from now.

[1985] Woo!

[1986] That's crazy.

[1987] We're going to be made out of gas.

[1988] We're going to be like those fires that are on petroleum.

[1989] We won't be able to see us.

[1990] Our intelligence will be all pervasive.

[1991] We'll have one operating system that we share with Mother Earth.

[1992] They'll plug it into our brains.

[1993] We'll plug into the ground and we'll become divine.

[1994] How about that?

[1995] No?

[1996] No one's...

[1997] That's how I am.

[1998] You're like, let him go.

[1999] I'll just let him.

[2000] He'll come back.

[2001] I always wonder what they thought about this 200 years ago, 150 years ago.

[2002] What they thought, are we, I feel like they thought that the world was going to end two back then.

[2003] Yeah.

[2004] Oh, everybody's always thought.

[2005] Sure.

[2006] I mean, anytime anything, especially back when there was no media, anytime anything catastrophic happened in your area, you thought that was going to be the end.

[2007] The moon was made as cheese.

[2008] It's, it's really weird how recent that was.

[2009] That's what's weird.

[2010] When you just think about hundreds of thousands of years, it seems like a long -ass time.

[2011] But it's not when you talk about the shape of human beings and what's happened in that amount of time, especially in the last few hundred or a few thousand years.

[2012] Just all you need is sick.

[2013] If you want to like really impress a shit out of people, give me 10 ,000 years.

[2014] 10 ,000 years ago and 10 ,000 years now.

[2015] You're like, wah!

[2016] You'd freak out.

[2017] There's no other time in history that would be.

[2018] the case.

[2019] Like every other time in history, 10 ,000 years would be like, whoa, oh, they figured out how to make cooler houses.

[2020] Like, whoa, oh, he's riding an elephant.

[2021] How do you figure that out?

[2022] Like, whoa, oh, that bow and arrow is way better than my bow and arrow.

[2023] Every 10 ,000 years, no big deal.

[2024] Then all of a sudden, one 10 ,000 year period, and you have everything.

[2025] You got the pyramids.

[2026] You got space travel.

[2027] You've got the internet.

[2028] You've got video, photography, 3D printers.

[2029] every time you say something like this this uh pops in my head the end of gangs of new york which shows that montage of the 100 years or so of new york changing and i just think about that's only 100 years and new york changed from this crazy nothingness even though it's really big then to like tons of skyscrapers and bridges and all of what it is today and it wasn't anything close to that back then and that's like 100 years and you're talking about 10 ,000 that's so much more time compared to 100 yeah that's an amazing montage time lapse what would you call that it's time lapse look at that that's incredible new york city's a freak out man and even more crazy look at that keeps going yeah that's even bigger now oh my god twin towers aren't there and yeah new york city is a genuine freak out unless you've been you should go if you've been and you get it you're like yeah it's nuts i love going but if you haven't been it's a paradigm shifter because you realize that it's possible it's such a big city I've been to a lot of big cities but New York City is so crazy and it's the way it's constructed that you go there you have like a different feel about you you're like whoa okay we're in New York City this is different it is different these buildings are a fucking giant these people are everywhere this is crazy this is a different completely different feeling and different people yeah unfortunately the people are straddled down by the echoes of the immigrants that were their great -grandparents and their grandparents and their struggle that they had to get from Europe over to America.

[2030] This is my thought, because this is my own family I'm talking about.

[2031] I feel like a lot of the Italian immigrants with my grandfather, he came over when he was a boy and his family and on both my moms and my dad's side.

[2032] They all came over from Europe, either from Ireland or from Italy.

[2033] They were all really aggressive risk -taking people, you know?

[2034] And those are the people that built that whole area, which is just when you think about, like, what a crazy accomplishment it is to build this gigantic city from all these immigrants that came over from Europe, you know, from 1 ,700, whatever it is on, just constructing all these incredible buildings.

[2035] It's a very, very bizarre accomplishment, but that same kind of energy, you know, that brought those people over there in the first place would create, like, a lot of interpersonal conflict.

[2036] and a lot of aggression.

[2037] I don't know if New York's totally gotten past that.

[2038] I think they have more now than ever before.

[2039] I was reading something about the crime rate, that New York's crime rate is the lowest it's been in a long -ass time.

[2040] I think we're at the highest right now, right?

[2041] L .A. is?

[2042] Do you making this up?

[2043] I feel like I just saw something the other day where we've had more homicides this year than recent.

[2044] You fall asleep?

[2045] It seems like it.

[2046] I'm trying to remember.

[2047] I thought I saw something that was close to that, but I thought the murder rate was down but violent crime was up or something like that.

[2048] We have a police chase.

[2049] More pimps laps than ever.

[2050] We have three police chases.

[2051] This is a day on the TV.

[2052] It's like ridiculous how...

[2053] That sucks.

[2054] Yeah.

[2055] Police chases are fucking terrifying because you don't want the cops just let someone run away or you don't want the cops to slam into you while they're chasing some guy, you know?

[2056] Record lows.

[2057] Yeah.

[2058] Crime rates in New York City reached record lows and it's an article about it.

[2059] De Blasio, that's the guy, right?

[2060] It's just if you don't know that that's possible, go in there and seeing that it's possible, and then realize that it's own within a hundred years.

[2061] That's where it's mind -boggling, or 200 years or whatever New York City has been around for in totality.

[2062] What is the world we're experiencing right now going to be like in 100 years?

[2063] I mean, our, it almost seems to me like there's no way we're going to be able to guess.

[2064] If you look at how quick that accelerated and use that as a pattern, like That kind of happened all across the country.

[2065] Chicago, L .A., San Francisco.

[2066] They all were nothing and then everything, you know?

[2067] Some people say New York won't be here in a hundred years because of the water rising up.

[2068] Right.

[2069] That would be crazy.

[2070] Fuck.

[2071] Fuck.

[2072] Well, we have a water crisis in a lot of parts of the country.

[2073] We've just got to suck the water out of the ocean and use it to spray all these dry -ass bushes so we stopped the fires.

[2074] Yo, I'm all thinking.

[2075] I'm always thinking.

[2076] Suck the water out of the ocean.

[2077] Stop.

[2078] Look.

[2079] Stop making new houses for a while and start concentrating and sucking the water out of the ocean to put out the fire.

[2080] Just water all those trees.

[2081] Yeah, suck out the water out of the air.

[2082] Like, you could just get a bunch of humidifiers and then spray the water.

[2083] That's not good because then people dry out and then Botox goes up.

[2084] This is what I think.

[2085] They got to figure out how to get the salt out of the water, right?

[2086] They know how to do it.

[2087] But you can't just take ocean water and mow your, like, spray it on your lawn, right?

[2088] Kill your fucking lawn.

[2089] Won't it?

[2090] I don't know about that It's fake lawn I don't know No but I mean If you have crops In your backyard say Say if you're growing Tomatoes And you decide to Water it with ocean water Would that be a bad idea?

[2091] Yes It would The salt would be terrible for it Right Why is that It would just The salt would stay Would cover anything else It's like I don't think that's exactly What Rust is But it would turn into some Some sort of fucked up Chemical compound That isn't grass That got hard water It would kind of poison it It'd be a higher salt content than the plant wants to exist on.

[2092] And I think that would be the case with a lot of stuff that doesn't live in the ocean, right?

[2093] So you'd have to figure out a way to get that salt out.

[2094] But once you did, that water would be super valuable.

[2095] Like we're always low on water.

[2096] And we have too much of it now.

[2097] Start sucking out of the ocean.

[2098] Just use our own need to, like we have a crazy need to use stuff, you know?

[2099] A constant need.

[2100] We have a constant need for consumption So let's consume the water in the ocean Suck it out They do it, it's just very expensive And it's like they do it in San Diego I think there's a saltwater plant or something Yeah, we just gotta get better at that Yeah, I need a better process for it Yeah, see everybody's concentrating all the money Is in robot fuck dolls And not spending any time working on this water problem Elon must get on top of the Elon, bro Bro, you got to figure this out Elon It could be done And cancer Try to cancer first I think cancer can be severely mitigated in some circumstances by diet And I think that's the thing To concentrate on first before a pill Brian, that's a problem CRISPR Crispur Imagine if there was a way You could just eat shit all day And be jacked Like Jeremiah Watkins No poor Jeremiah Don't even say that 30 pounds Well let's explain to everybody What you're talking about So we do that Kill Tony show and Jeremiah Watkins and Tony Hinchcliffe kind of copied like you know like the Tom Ziger formula but backwards to see how much weight they can gain in a month Tony did the like working out and trying to gain muscle weight where Jeremiah just ate like shit for 30 days and gained 30 pounds in 30 days where Tony only gained 2 .5 pounds I think it was yeah it was just over three pounds yeah 30 pounds to Tony Hinchcliffe, who gained just over three pounds.

[2101] Jeremiah will now get to host, kill Tony Show, and keep his hair.

[2102] Yeah, the bullshit was the bet, though.

[2103] And one of the most funniest nights I've had in a long time was you calling out Tony about how it's not fair.

[2104] If Jeremiah lost, he had to shave his head.

[2105] Well, this is what I said.

[2106] I said, this is not an even bet.

[2107] Like, you guys should both be betting the same thing.

[2108] Like, if Jeremiah wins, all he does is get to sit down in a seat for, like, a day.

[2109] He gets to host an episode of the podcast He gets to sit in a seat so everybody knows it's funny But if he won Or if you won He has to shave his fucking head Like that's crazy And Jeremiah has nice long hair Where Tony has really short hair Would have grown back in like a day No no Jeremiah's hair seems like kind of a part of who he is Yes Absolutely got silly hair He's this big silly fella And he likes his haircut It just but he was willing to do it And I told Tony, I was like, fuck that.

[2110] I go, look, dude, you guys have to have to the same bet.

[2111] I go, why are you scared to shave your head?

[2112] It would be amazing.

[2113] And I go, how about this?

[2114] How about even better?

[2115] You don't have to shave your head.

[2116] You have to wear lipstick on stage for a year.

[2117] Tony said that.

[2118] Didn't Tony bring it up?

[2119] No, I said, that was my joke.

[2120] You don't remember what I did.

[2121] I said it, and then after I was trying to force him into doing it because he didn't want to do it.

[2122] I go, you know what's fucked up?

[2123] It was Tony's idea.

[2124] I just threw him under the bridge.

[2125] I was like, I don't know why you want to wear lipstick, man. This is weird.

[2126] Oh, my God, I thought he really did train up that.

[2127] No, no, no, no. Do you remember I was saying that?

[2128] Everybody was dying laughing?

[2129] The reason why everybody was dying laughing because I knew I was just fucking with him.

[2130] I was like, it was his idea, which is so weird.

[2131] No, but the idea was you would have to go on stage, and then once you're on stage, you have to put lipstick on, or we would decide that you had to have it on when you walked out to the crowd, either or.

[2132] We didn't decide, and then you could take it off after 15 minutes.

[2133] So if you were doing, like, a headliner set somewhere, you're doing an hour for the first 15 minutes you're wearing makeup so i said but here the thing about the thing about that beautiful red lipstick is that it would make you concentrate on a joke about why the fuck you were willing to make a bet how you lost the bet what you know and then rationalize rationalize away about none wrong how come chapstick's okay the lipstick ain't you know how come girls get to wear lipstick bro what the fuck are we doing man like what is this that had been so funny if he had to wear a lipstick for a year it would be hilarious he wouldn't he was i told them i would do it too yeah you go yeah i said i'd do it i said i'll do it too come on we'll all do it together don't be scared take a bet yeah it's not a hard bet it's funny you'd have to you'd have to like have the lipstick ears photos or every time you're on stage you this what you have you have like you have like a package of wet wipes with you bring on stage and a dry white towel and everybody knows you have 15 minutes of lipstick time you might grow to like it you know you might start getting your nails did and everything you definitely could come up with bits from it it could be possible and it would be fun for people to like go along with but Tony can't handle that Tony's scared I feel like he's scared right I think he should at least shave his head he should have shaved his head he should have had a deal obviously he has way more beautiful hair than I do and And, um, but I feel like if I had good hair, I'd shave it off because I knew it'd come back.

[2134] It's super, Tony has super short hair.

[2135] That's not Tony Hinchcliff, man. You son of a bitch.

[2136] That's Eddie Izard.

[2137] Is it Eddie Izard?

[2138] Is it?

[2139] Is it?

[2140] Isard, um, living as a woman now?

[2141] Someone you told me that.

[2142] Oh, really?

[2143] Yeah.

[2144] Yep.

[2145] Well, it's not necessarily living as a woman.

[2146] It still looks like Eddie Izard with lipstick and a dress.

[2147] I don't know.

[2148] Um, Eddie Isard will have my respect.

[2149] for all his days because Eddie Isard ran a marathon a day with no training all around Ireland.

[2150] Do you know about that thing?

[2151] No. Dude, he didn't even prepare for it.

[2152] Wow.

[2153] He didn't even prepare for it.

[2154] Did he just finish him?

[2155] Yes.

[2156] He did it all.

[2157] Wow.

[2158] He wrote a marathon a day for like four weeks or something crazy, right?

[2159] Wasn't it?

[2160] Dude, his feet were literally falling apart.

[2161] Like, they would show.

[2162] them cleaning up his feet and taking care of his skin it was just torn to pieces man it was just straight raw mental toughness and a resolve that i mean you think about him you think about him as a comedian a funny guy a thoughtful guy and he had that odd thing that he was doing where he was wearing women's clothes and all that stuff 27 marathons on 27 days yeah you don't you don't really know what that guy's about until you watch this document that you can watch it online um what is it is there a name for it where people can search it it's amazing man you'll find it so um what he did was i don't i don't even remember what the charity was do you remember what the charity was it was some sort of a charity if he did the 27 marathons i think he only took like a couple days off like here and there there there were days where he literally couldn't couldn't walk you like he had to i think he did the twice.

[2163] To Jesus Christ.

[2164] This says he did 43 marathons and 51 days.

[2165] Oh my God.

[2166] What?

[2167] And I feel like...

[2168] That might be the new thing.

[2169] Maybe one was before.

[2170] He did it again.

[2171] I bet it was.

[2172] Marathon man was in 2009.

[2173] 43 marathons and 51 days.

[2174] Oh my God.

[2175] So he did it before.

[2176] He did less and then he came back and did it again.

[2177] Somebody told me about it a few years ago, but it was after the fact.

[2178] I didn't know he's done it twice.

[2179] The guy's a fucking animal.

[2180] He's an animal.

[2181] I mean, that's just crazy.

[2182] But then I read something unrelated.

[2183] I read something that he was living as a woman, but it might not be real.

[2184] He might just feel like wearing a dress that day.

[2185] He's Eddie Izard.

[2186] You run 53 marathons, whatever the fuck he did.

[2187] You can do whatever you want, dude.

[2188] Maybe his dick fell off.

[2189] You did this in 2016, and then the first one was in 2009.

[2190] Ah, okay, that makes sense.

[2191] Because the 2009 one, I think I found out about around 2012 or something like that.

[2192] I remember watching it thinking, that's a, kind of mental toughness that very few people have.

[2193] I don't think I have it.

[2194] To run that many marathons, that many days?

[2195] Not even one.

[2196] You might have to force yourself into that.

[2197] Two on the last day.

[2198] Two in the last day.

[2199] Jesus Christ.

[2200] What?

[2201] He ran a double marathon on the last day.

[2202] So that was the toughest day of my life.

[2203] Holy shit, dude.

[2204] Day five, he had to take off to go to the hospital.

[2205] So he had to make up one.

[2206] Oh, my God.

[2207] He had to go to the hospital to get his kid Sidney's checked out.

[2208] So on day 27, I ran my 26th and my 27th marathon, double marathon on the last day.

[2209] So that was the toughest day of my life.

[2210] I'm telling you, man, that is not a regular person.

[2211] A guy who's not like a Cam Haynes type guy who's in shape who can just do.

[2212] Like, Cam Haynes can run a marathon a day and it's not hard.

[2213] Like if he, no bullshit.

[2214] If he wanted to go and do 27 marathons of 27 days, he'd be like, yeah, I've done that already.

[2215] He could just do it.

[2216] He can go do that.

[2217] But, but.

[2218] Eddie, you.

[2219] Izzard was not, he wasn't planning for that.

[2220] He like, he didn't get in shape before he did it, unless he did the second time.

[2221] I might be wrong about the second time.

[2222] But the first time he did it, he didn't get in shape for it.

[2223] And to see him running those 27 marathons, it's just like, it's all just mental toughness.

[2224] He just forced his body to keep moving.

[2225] What does it say here?

[2226] He's going into politics in 2020.

[2227] Oh shit, king of the world, Eddie Isard.

[2228] Maybe he's the first transgender president.

[2229] If he decided to go for it To be born here Yeah, we'll fix that Well, president of where they live He also did all these marathons in South Africa Where the weather was a bit hotter Than it would be Yeah, listen to De Antwerb music Duck and Crocodiles Wow So he's going to go into a Yeah, his reasoning here He says that's why I pulled that up Wow So he's doing these races just to get people to pay attention?

[2230] Yeah, it's the message is behind.

[2231] He's not really into racing.

[2232] That's interesting.

[2233] Wow.

[2234] Interesting.

[2235] He's a very thoughtful guy.

[2236] But what impressed me the most is not just like the words that he strings together and how he says things, which is always impressive.

[2237] But someone who can do that, like that is not normal.

[2238] That's extraordinary.

[2239] Because he's, it would be extraordinary for someone who's in great shape.

[2240] like a person who is like a world class like that Courtney Dolwalter lady if she ran 27 marathons in 27 days it would still be remarkably impressive it is just the amount of time that you have to spend running every day for 27 days that shit is impressive that's just impressive but to do it when you're just a guy who's a comic and he's not even in shape he wasn't even thin you had like a bit of a belly.

[2241] He wasn't leaned by any stretch of the imagination.

[2242] It didn't look like a runner.

[2243] Does he still do comedy?

[2244] I don't know, man. I feel like I haven't seen or heard about him in a long time.

[2245] I think we're guilty over here of not paying attention to what happens in comedy anywhere else in the world.

[2246] You know, somebody has to, like, beat me over the head with somebody that's really funny from somewhere else for me to pay attention.

[2247] I just saw that they have roast battle now.

[2248] I'm on tour right now.

[2249] In the UK.

[2250] There he goes.

[2251] Eddie is, or Believe Me Tour.

[2252] Not that it matters, but find out if he's a woman.

[2253] Show's in French.

[2254] Whoa.

[2255] Of course.

[2256] He's a genius.

[2257] The guy's doing shows in French.

[2258] The show is in French.

[2259] The show is in French.

[2260] The show is in French.

[2261] I'm going to go there with those Google Pixel headsets.

[2262] It's all he says in French?

[2263] Yeah, man. That's where originally I got the idea of us being able to communicate with plants.

[2264] I figured this is step one.

[2265] Step one is the Google Pixel earbuds that let you listen to someone speak Spanish in real time translated to English.

[2266] Step two is they figure out some sort of a universal code that the plant world is willing to accept, and we start communicating back and forth of the plant world.

[2267] Step three, they develop a headset, some sort of a neural interface with a human being when they put this thing on, and you go out to the forest and you communicate with the trees.

[2268] Their frequency.

[2269] I see that.

[2270] 100%.

[2271] Why not?

[2272] They have to do is get them to...

[2273] They're obviously communicating with themselves.

[2274] There's some form of communication between plants.

[2275] This has been proven.

[2276] There's a bunch of weird shit they do.

[2277] Like, they change the way they taste.

[2278] based on whether or not they hear things going on in the distance.

[2279] They'll hear someone eating them in the distance, and they'll change the way they taste.

[2280] They catch things downwind.

[2281] Like the smell of them getting consumed by another animal will change the way they taste.

[2282] Like that was the case with the acacia bush and giraffes.

[2283] They found out giraffes that were eating these acacia bushes upwind.

[2284] Upwind when it's downwind.

[2285] Yeah, down.

[2286] Upwind.

[2287] When they would eat them, the smell of them consuming them would come downwind, and it would change the flavor.

[2288] profile of all these other trees they would turn nasty tasting to avoid the giraffes from eating them that's crazy dude so then then they figured out that they could play the sound of caterpillars munching leaves right next to the tree and it would have the same effect wow yeah so somehow or another they know what it sounds like when they're eaten i wonder if they try everything like we're going to have sex with this tree and just see what happens or tickle the tree.

[2289] Vegans are super not happy about plants being alive.

[2290] I'm thinking, you bring it up, they get so triggered.

[2291] It is one of the most triggering things is plant intelligence research.

[2292] Because they want to claim moral superiority.

[2293] They want to claim that, you know, la, la, la, I can't hear the plant.

[2294] That cabbage is screaming when you pull it out of the ground, you fuck.

[2295] Screaming for its family, the interconnectedness with the mycelium and the soil.

[2296] It's beautiful.

[2297] Yeah.

[2298] No. But I think what's going to fix veganism, honestly, is that robot meat, that artificial lab -created meat, that's going to fix it.

[2299] People are going to realize, like, oh, you're just healthier this way.

[2300] Your body has more vitality.

[2301] It's going to be extinct.

[2302] Veganism is going to be extinct in the future.

[2303] Yeah.

[2304] As soon as they come up with super ethical meat, there's going to be no reason for it.

[2305] Everybody's going to go, well, dude, I feel so much better when I eat steak.

[2306] It's just, fuck.

[2307] It's, it's, there's obviously a reason while we're having all this debate.

[2308] It's not like it's crystal clear one way or another.

[2309] It's like it's not good that an animal dies so that you live.

[2310] That's not good.

[2311] That doesn't feel good.

[2312] But it's not good if they get overpopulated either.

[2313] Again, that's not good either.

[2314] You know, I was, I was reading this thing about, um, there's an animal called an Awadad, it's like a sheep.

[2315] And, um, they imported them to Texas a long time, uh, ago and they don't taste good to eat.

[2316] apparently.

[2317] Or maybe a lot of people are eating them the wrong way.

[2318] So because of that, they don't hunt them a lot.

[2319] Or if they do hunt them, it's not like the same way they hunt white -tailed deer or something like that.

[2320] And they live in these, like, difficult to get to remote parts of like West Texas and shit.

[2321] And so then some of them, the ranchers have taken to like firing guns out of helicopters to get rid of them.

[2322] Like this is crazy.

[2323] Like you have animals that you're hunting with helicopters that you brought over here from another place.

[2324] do they look like just like they're cool looking man they look like some sort of a star wars type goat creature sheep creature they have the amazing horns they use enormous horns but apparently they just can't figure out a way to make them taste good this is from everybody that know that's tried to eat them give it to an asian they'll figure it out it's probably a good call I wonder if there must be somebody that thinks they taste good and knows what they do but pull up a picture of an awadad sheep it's like what are you looking for a guest I'll I have an Awasi sheep.

[2325] No, no, it's like, it's called Awadad.

[2326] They're, like, one of the few animals that are, like, universally thought to taste like shit.

[2327] Wow.

[2328] From people that hunt them.

[2329] But they're here, and they have to control their population.

[2330] So, what do you do about them?

[2331] What do you do about wild pigs?

[2332] What do you do about animals that get to the, unless you want to let predators lose?

[2333] That's it right there.

[2334] Look at that picture.

[2335] Oh, that's a stone sheep?

[2336] No, it's Aladad.

[2337] It's like, how'd you spell it?

[2338] Ow.

[2339] W -A -D -D -D.

[2340] Yeah.

[2341] I don't they have a picture of those fuckers.

[2342] Alladad Hunt, Texas Type in that because they're very popular to hunt in Texas But I don't think a lot of people Ooh, Aladat Hunt Texas Yeah Those are deer That's not the same thing How do you spell that Aladadad word?

[2343] None of these things are the Aladadad Al -Dad has like big, thick horns Say it to Siri and see what she comes up with well either way what would you do with all the if we did figure out a way to never have an animal suffer again but we could all eat meat what would you do with all the animals that existed that would be a giant dilemma like how many people would say yeah you know what that's all well and good but I want a cow that just got killed I want a real cow that's really alive it makes me think and feel better would have to add is that it no that's close it's someone else Hmm, that's some sort of feral sheep Awapara That's weird that they don't have Aladadad Maybe try a different spelling Aladad sheep hunt Texas Anyway The delicate balance of like prey and predator Like how do you manage that If you have certain populations These animals just run and loose Somebody sent me a video, that's it I just took the word off It just took sheep Texas Go back to that last one you had That's exactly what it looks like look at that thing looks like the devil right those horns that's like some Satan shit from damien it's weird that meat is not just meat though like you can't just like take that leg off and eat it nope it's definitely different some people say uh goat is delicious but i think it it really depends upon the diet of the goat some goats they eat weird shit and they taste terrible and some some goats they eat you know delicious plants and you eat them and i bet it as good as anything you're ever going to eat.

[2344] It really, it varies so much between the people that say it tastes amazing versus the people that say it tastes terrible.

[2345] That's a perfect example of one.

[2346] I mean, that looks like something from Star Wars.

[2347] Look at that.

[2348] It's crazy looking.

[2349] But what would you do?

[2350] So if we did figure out a way to have all of our meat come out of a laboratory, so nothing has to die.

[2351] What do we do about all the animals?

[2352] Zoo.

[2353] That's not right.

[2354] That's even crazier.

[2355] Like, to not have a rams.

[2356] instead have a zoo.

[2357] Animal Island.

[2358] Dude, that's it.

[2359] That's the island we were talking about.

[2360] We ship all the animals to like some giant, like New Zealand.

[2361] We can't deal with New Zealand.

[2362] We're going to bring over lions, bro.

[2363] I was say with no predators.

[2364] It's like Jurassic Park, basically.

[2365] Yeah.

[2366] Yeah.

[2367] You'd have to bring over predators, too.

[2368] You'd have to create a wild ecosystem, just a fully wild ecosystem.

[2369] And just everybody else, there's so many people by the year 2099 that, We've occupied every single stretch of the world, and everything looks like New York City, except one continent, which is like Central Park for the world.

[2370] So the world is now one enormous city, but we've maintained, like, the Amazon, the Amazon rainforest is what we cherish.

[2371] That's our last connection to Mother Earth before we completely slip in to some symbiotic relationship with computers.

[2372] We're allowed to visit this island and a little hamster ball, so.

[2373] Yeah, dude, just like Jurassic Park.

[2374] This could be real.

[2375] Yeah.

[2376] This could be real.

[2377] I mean, it's literally, it sounds crazy.

[2378] But if you're talking about 500 years now, we literally could have occupied every single part of the earth except for one place.

[2379] We literally could make some sort of a deal.

[2380] They're like when nobody goes to the Amazon.

[2381] It could be a great science fiction movie.

[2382] Feel free to steal it.

[2383] Steal it.

[2384] Dark mirror.

[2385] I think we need to start building underwater.

[2386] Underwater cities.

[2387] Fuck that, dude.

[2388] Can you imagine you're underwater and you see a little crack in the wall and you're coming home and you're on edibles and you're so tired.

[2389] but you have to be at work in three hours and you look and you see a little just a small crack in the world and you go, do I talk about this crack?

[2390] Maybe it's just a flaw in the glass and just looks like a crack and then as you're going back home at the end of your shift it looks just a little bigger.

[2391] See, I'd rather do this and then Mars.

[2392] I trust underwater cracks more than going in a Tesla to Mars.

[2393] Just a feeling of all the walls exploding instantaneously and billions of gallons of ocean water, crushing your very existence instantaneously.

[2394] Boom!

[2395] Just the smash of the ocean.

[2396] 100 feet deep around you crushing everything.

[2397] As soon as that crack gets big enough.

[2398] I'm freaking me out.

[2399] So you would do Mars?

[2400] No, I'm not doing any of them.

[2401] They didn't go fuck themselves.

[2402] Would you even get a submarine?

[2403] Nope.

[2404] No desire.

[2405] I want to see Nemo at Walt Disney that was a fun ride.

[2406] Great for little kids.

[2407] Finding Nemo, you go out in a little submarine and they have a little show they do for you.

[2408] It's wonderful.

[2409] That's about as good as it gets.

[2410] That noise.

[2411] How about that one lady who was a reporter who went in the guy's submarine and he killed her and chopped her up?

[2412] Decapitated her.

[2413] Like, what the fuck?

[2414] Imagine if you're a lady and you go out there and you're looking to do a story about a guy who made his own submarine and then somewhere along the line, he kills you and chops you up and throws you in the ocean.

[2415] You've got to think, like, when you're going to interview a guy who made a submarine, there's no way this guy's going to chop me up.

[2416] Yeah.

[2417] That's not going to happen.

[2418] He knows that everybody knows I'm going to visit him.

[2419] I kind of believe his excuse a little, but then I, you know, where the hatch just closed on her head.

[2420] Yeah.

[2421] But you're supposed to tell people that.

[2422] You're not supposed to chop her up and throw in the ocean and pretend nothing happened.

[2423] Yeah, that's the stupid move.

[2424] You just tell everybody who's a horrific accident and you feel terrible and you get punished and fuck, man. Poor lady 11 days to think about it though He had 11 days Close to it is what I'm sort of reading it right now As you guys were saying it Her torso was found 11 days later Wow At first he said she died of carbon monoxide poisoning He previously had said The thing hit her head It was a 150 pound hatch door Oh Jesus Christ Could you imagine that?

[2425] Oh my God That makes sense Hatch door hitting your head makes sense But either way Fuck submarine dude fuck submarines right do you have any desire to go bungee jumping nope good for you son i'm scared of heights i don't want any of that fuck all that right the squirrel suit doesn't sound terribly what it sounds kind of fun you would do the squirrel suit i wouldn't do it it sounds funny i want to fly make sure you let me know when you're going to do that so i can prepare for your absence forever life insurance policy on you don't land any stump fucking call you two o 'clock in the morning I'll lit up, try to get you to jump off the Alps.

[2426] But if you ever gets a suit with some jets on it, I might be.

[2427] What if that goes wrong?

[2428] What if that's like the Tesla door handles?

[2429] It won't open up.

[2430] Come on, man. Don't do it.

[2431] I don't even want a parasail anymore.

[2432] Yeah.

[2433] But hang gliding is, I've heard of people like getting shot up in a hang glider 300 feet and just a little like spout of air that they can't control.

[2434] And you're fucked on that.

[2435] Fuck all that.

[2436] People are crazy.

[2437] All that for thrills, for wild thrills and.

[2438] God damn it.

[2439] We're going to have flying cars, though.

[2440] That's another thing they're looking into.

[2441] There's a lot of people that are seriously considering flying cars right now.

[2442] I think it's a matter of time before they lock that in.

[2443] I think it's going to be automated pilots, or, I mean, driverless cars first and that technology, then flying.

[2444] I think you're totally right.

[2445] And I think they're going to have the same sort of lane departure warnings and all the stuff that keeps cars from crashed into each other.

[2446] They're correct.

[2447] And people are just going to say, well, as long as they're autonomous.

[2448] us.

[2449] It actually makes it more efficient to use the entire 3D space and not have the landscape marred with all these hard roads.

[2450] I haven't been a bummer today, have I?

[2451] I feel like I'm freaking I'm freaking me out.

[2452] I don't know why I'm more serious about this shit heading into 2018, but it just seems ominous.

[2453] Dum, dumb, dumb.

[2454] All right, I got a piece so bad.

[2455] We have to wrap us up.

[2456] I've been holding it in.

[2457] Yeah?

[2458] I drank too much coffee before this one.

[2459] It's almost three hours.

[2460] Yeah, almost three hours.

[2461] All right, Brian Redband, tell everybody where you are.

[2462] How can everybody mock Tony Hinchcliffe?

[2463] They can contact him at Tony Hinchcliff on Twitter.

[2464] Yeah, that's right.

[2465] And give Jeremiah Wadkins some love.

[2466] And we'll be doing his stand -up on the spot show next Tuesday in the belly room.

[2467] It's a fun show.

[2468] People make shit up.

[2469] Jeremiah is an awesome person.

[2470] And your show with him is on every Monday.

[2471] Hey, Monday.

[2472] And Jeremiah is going to host the next one.

[2473] And we're bringing Kill Tony to Houston, February 1st, and Dallas the 2nd.

[2474] Fun show.

[2475] Go out there, support, much respect, much love.

[2476] Red Band on Twitter and Instagram and all that good stuff.

[2477] And we'll be back really soon, like in a few minutes with Jimmy Smith, formerly of Bellator.

[2478] He's here now.

[2479] Oh, bye.