29 - Episode: Twenty-Nein

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[15] Goodbye.

[16] Welcome to my favorite murder.

[17] That's Karen Kilgarraith.

[18] That is Georgia Heart Start.

[19] You know, no one can tell her voices apart still.

[20] I know, it's pretty weird.

[21] Someone sent us, I love when the hometown murders are people sending in, like, I know secret information about the case you already covered.

[22] Yes.

[23] Because I know people from the, whatever the fuck.

[24] We love that.

[25] And someone was like, last week sent us one.

[26] I was like, Karen, I'm sorry to disappoint you, but it was my case.

[27] Yeah.

[28] I was like, I'm sorry.

[29] No, we're sorry to disappoint you.

[30] That happens a lot.

[31] people talk about I love when I think they say like Karen says oh my fucking God during when George is telling whatever it was it was like the reverse and I knew it was for sure because it was like one of your phrases yeah um Jesus fucking Christ but yeah I mean I just think it's precious it's so weird I feel like I mean we're such different people there was a fucking thing on Facebook that was like are you a Karen or a Georgia did you see that and it made me sad kind of why because I was like nobody wants to be me were they I'm both bad.

[32] No, everyone loves you.

[33] And I'm not, I was just, everyone's like, I'm a Karen, but my best friend is a Georgia.

[34] So that's fine.

[35] I'm a Karen.

[36] How do we, and then people were like, it's funny how people will explain to other people how you can tell the difference between us.

[37] And it's that you sing everything.

[38] Yes.

[39] That's me. And I also have a scratchy voice because sometimes, sometimes late at night I smoke cigarettes.

[40] You do not.

[41] Yeah, I do.

[42] Do you, Karen?

[43] Yeah, sometimes.

[44] And you can tell, you can actually, you can tell how many I've been smoking, because, like, right now I've been smoking.

[45] I don't know why I'm scandalized by this.

[46] Maybe it's because you never told me, and I feel like, I thought we knew, I thought I knew you.

[47] No. It's also because it's such a special thing that you do alone.

[48] I think it's wonderful that you have that time to yourself.

[49] Well, sometimes at my house, like, I'm home at the end of the night.

[50] And you have a great backyard.

[51] What else are you going to use it for?

[52] I go sit in that backyard.

[53] Sometimes I just stick my fee right in that.

[54] Karen, you're living the life I want to live.

[55] It's pretty, I don't mind it, but it's also like, I'm tired and I don't get to drink anymore and I don't get to do anything anymore.

[56] So I'll just smoke a little hand -rolled Valley Shag cigarette.

[57] Do you hand -the -roll them yourself?

[58] Yeah.

[59] Karen, this is why everyone wanted to be you.

[60] Because I'm so fucking European.

[61] They were saying like, Karen's a badass and I want to be, I think it's because I'm scared of everything and talk about therapy.

[62] That's all it is, is you are honest about your anxieties.

[63] And I'm always like, just try to kill me, which is the most insane thing.

[64] Every once in all, it'll hit me where I'm like, oh, I've actually said that out loud.

[65] In, permanently, these recordings are permanent.

[66] There's nothing we can do about it.

[67] And I've actually been like, I don't care.

[68] When the end days come, there's going to be no record of this.

[69] So it doesn't matter.

[70] When what happens?

[71] The end days come.

[72] Oh, yeah, yeah.

[73] This is all going to be wiped off.

[74] Well, the grid's going to go down.

[75] Oh, yeah.

[76] It won't matter what's recorded because we won't be able to access it.

[77] Delta is the first fucking, is the first airplane line that'll go down?

[78] No, it just went down like yesterday.

[79] Delta what?

[80] They had like a blackout.

[81] And at their main hub and everything was grounded and it's like...

[82] Across the country?

[83] Yeah, they're like, there was just a glitch.

[84] And you're like, bullshit.

[85] Bullshit.

[86] Whenever I hear those things and it was like, someone, there was just a glitch.

[87] No way.

[88] Uh -uh.

[89] Don't even.

[90] No. There was, that was the lizard men that are underneath the Denver.

[91] airport.

[92] Yes, they are.

[93] They're down there and they're fucking with the mainframe.

[94] Man. Don't even.

[95] How much did you love?

[96] As soon as I heard this on Stranger Things that they had a fucking MK Ultra line, like story line.

[97] Did you watch it all?

[98] No, I think I have like two left or three left.

[99] Have you been to the possible 11's mom's house yet?

[100] No. Yes.

[101] They mentioned MK.

[102] Ultra in that.

[103] That's why she's like that.

[104] Yeah, because she was one of the people they were experimenting on.

[105] Has anyone listened to this?

[106] I don't want to spoil any.

[107] Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[108] Spoilers.

[109] Okay, I missed that detail.

[110] I just thought they say MK