#269 - Tait Fletcher

[0] This weekend, I'm in North Carolina.

[1] I am in Raleigh, North Carolina on Friday, and I am in Asheville, North Carolina, on Saturday.

[2] If you're interested, go to my Twitter page, and it'll have all the details.

[3] My Twitter page is Joe Rogan.

[4] All right, fucking freaks.

[5] Tate Fletcher's here, Brian Red Band.

[6] Cue the music.

[7] The Joe Rogan Podcast, check it out.

[8] The Joe Rogan Experience.

[9] Train by Day, Joe Rogan Podcast.

[10] my night all day.

[11] Dude, this bulletproof coffee that you brought here.

[12] Explain this.

[13] Tate Fletcher, O .G. Gangster of the Desquad from from day one.

[14] From day one.

[15] Push up to that thing.

[16] All right.

[17] With that crazy beard.

[18] Yeah, you got to, for folks who are just listening to this, Tate's rocking a beer that looks like it's glued on.

[19] It looks like the fake Rick Ross's beard.

[20] Like they were talking about.

[21] I love how you just differentiate the fake Rick Ross.

[22] Well, you got to.

[23] Because everybody, Freeway Rick Ross, if you haven't listened to those episodes of my podcast, please do it just for your own edification, because it's a fascinating scenario.

[24] Guy was a big -time drug dealer.

[25] His name was Freeway Rick Ross, who went to jail.

[26] I mean, they had a Freeway Rick Ross Task Force in the LAPD.

[27] His drug sales were a part of the Iran Controgate, all that.

[28] Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

[29] His drug sales were what's funding foreign militaries.

[30] That's where they were getting the money from the CIA.

[31] And this is all part of how Gary W. Exposed this in a book, and Michael Rupert, who was a L .A. Police Department narcotics officer exposed it.

[32] Yeah, I mean, so this guy, Freway of Rick Ross, was a part of this.

[33] He was a huge drug dealer, making millions and millions of dollars, right?

[34] Just crazy, crazy money.

[35] Drove around on a hearse, you know, like drive around like station wagons and shit.

[36] So like no flashy, no bling, just kept it on the D .L. It was just raking in the cash.

[37] Meanwhile, the dude couldn't even read, okay?

[38] Goes to jail, learns how to read, becomes a lawyer, finds a hole in his fucking, in his three strikes thing, and gets out.

[39] So while he's in jail, some dude is calling himself Rick Ross, and he's a big fat guy who used to be a corrections officer.

[40] No way.

[41] A corrections officer is pretending that he was this big -time drug dealer, Rick Ross.

[42] So now Rick Ross gets out of jail, and he's trying to sue them.

[43] But he's like going to battle.

[44] The record companies are going to battle with him over his own real name.

[45] That's awesome.

[46] It's insane.

[47] This is a movie, Tate Fletcher.

[48] This is not a real world.

[49] This is not a real.

[50] This world is not real.

[51] Just because you can touch it and move it around.

[52] This motherfucker's fake.

[53] There's no way that's possible.

[54] In 2012, there's no way that should be possible.

[55] Some guy could be a corrections officer.

[56] I like it that he's like, that every one of his raps.

[57] Is there a rap that he has that's not about shooting somebody or having a pound to blow?

[58] Yeah, it's all about hustling.

[59] How about the fact that he's got Rick Ross tattooed on his fingers?

[60] He's got Rick Ross tattooed.

[61] Dude, he's got another man's name tattooed on his fingers.

[62] And that other man is out of jail now because he's smart.

[63] That other guy's a real bad motherfucker.

[64] He's not some fake fat guy who knows how to make shit rhyme.

[65] That's awesome.

[66] Wow.

[67] It's a crazy story, man. It's really weird story.

[68] How long did you spend with him?

[69] We did two podcasts with him.

[70] And he came back and we could do a hundred more, man. He lives in L .A.?

[71] Yeah.

[72] Yeah, and he's still fighting in court.

[73] Very nice guy, man. he's got money no no no he's barely getting by but he's uh i mean he's i'm sure i mean i guess he could make money doing like um interviews or doing like um seminars or something like that but i think he's trying to do it more for for like real benefit man he's like doing a lot of different speeches for young kids and telling his story and trying to offer inspiration because the dude went to jail he didn't even know how to read he was a tennis player like a really badass tennis player and in learning uh how to play tennis William's uncle.

[74] He was a really good tennis player, but he couldn't read, so he couldn't go to college.

[75] So it's like he could never go from...

[76] He's got to get a screenplay.

[77] I'm sure they must have something going on.

[78] We actually talked to him about it.

[79] We said Too Short had to play it.

[80] Too Short looks just like him.

[81] I'm telling you.

[82] He's taller than Too Short, but he has Two Short's face.

[83] It's kind of crazy.

[84] Or maybe...

[85] Denzo Washington could play him.

[86] He could fucking play anybody, right?

[87] He's badass, man. You did a movie with him?

[88] Yeah, yeah.

[89] Just got off.

[90] What is it?

[91] It's called Two Good.

[92] guns.

[93] It's him and Mark Wahlberg.

[94] And our crew is all Navy SEALs.

[95] And then we split from Walberg.

[96] He was one of our crew.

[97] And then we go to kill them and the movies us hunting them, basically.

[98] What do you feel like when, like, if you were a real Navy SEAL and you saw these crazy like missing in action type movies and shit, what people do ridiculous stuff?

[99] What the fuck does it like to be?

[100] You know what's crazy, dude, on films is that all those guys, the producers and directors, they're like, we need this to look real.

[101] We need this.

[102] We want it to be authentic.

[103] until it's the day to shoot it and then they're like okay we're gonna flip the car over 16 times and you're just gonna you're gonna push it off and you'll just push out and roll something that's ridiculous you know and there's a lot of that just none of it matters it's all suspension of belief you know yeah there's a certain amount of that you do in a movie though and I lose level 10 right I can never get to level 10 in your movie you know what though dude is like you look at an American kickbox or something and as an MMA fighter you look at that and you're still like awesome him and he's dipping his fucking gauze in glass and shit you're like rad right but it's never gonna kick i don't think was that just called kickboxer yeah it was just the john claude van dam yeah yeah yeah yeah i think when you get to a certain uh you know you have a suspend disbelief like that you're never gonna hit like that godfather level right you know you see like the godfather you watch that movie go god damn they nailed that motherfucker the way they choked that dude in the restaurant the murders looked real everything there was no sensationalizing there was exactly as much gore as you would see if you were in the periphery you felt like you were in the experience they weren't bullshitting you at all so by the time when you get out of that movie you're like whoa same things like apocalypse now forever yes those movies hold up or the deer hunter perfect example perfect example what a crazy ass movie that was and they had to take the deer with one shot that was their thing well they're all getting tortured with the with the uh russian rouxia and all that shit oh my god me the Russian roulette scene with Christopher walking that is one of the most intense scenes in any movie of any era even today if that movie came out today it would 100 % hold up like maybe a little bit of the music was probably a little corny or something like you look at what's out there today that doesn't have you seen expendables too no it's a 9mm shooting you in the head your head vaporizes it's like that kind of like kind of kill bill and you're like why are we doing that right now like how about we don't do that see I'm a hypocrite though because I like Avengers type shit.

[104] I like superhero type shit.

[105] But I know it's bullshit, you know?

[106] It's like I like that too.

[107] But I don't like that's mischie -moshy, like halfway shit.

[108] When you're pretending it's a real movie, but some nonsense happens.

[109] How come this dude could beat everybody up so easy?

[110] Like, what's going on there?

[111] You know, these guys, you're making these guys look like skilled fighters, and this guy's just taking them out.

[112] Did you see Batman?

[113] No. Man. I was going to see it, but that whole Colorado shooting thing kind of fuck with me. No, no, no, no. Fucked me. I thought, well, definitely, if I was there, I'd be scared.

[114] But I don't, I don't think I could watch it without thinking what those people were thinking of.

[115] I didn't think of those people at all.

[116] I'm going to, I'm making it on Blu -ray and wear my shoes in bed.

[117] Just in case you got to run?

[118] Yeah, you felt the same way, right?

[119] I just, you know, I'd barely go to the movies, so I don't know.

[120] It had to hurt the box office of that movie.

[121] It had to.

[122] It had to.

[123] That's a terrible thing to think of.

[124] That's all they think of.

[125] that is all they would think of but it also like highlighted how you could have 300 million people living together but it's so rare that something like this pops off to me it was like it was it was a disgusting horrible sad event but when I really analyzed the facts I was like man we get along way better than people give us credit for it's true everybody's armed everybody's hammered drunk or what I mean it's like there's all that shit going on there's all these variables and people are vying for the same job people aren't doing very well and still there's you know people aren't getting axed every day it's not like it was back in the 90s in LA where there's shootings on the freeway and shit you know yeah yeah it's uh I think I mean even back in the night I mean it's it's like we we have more access to the to the news now like like from everywhere anything that's bad from anywhere we get real quick so it's we get a real distorted perception of what interacting with human beings is like because the the model that we're dealing with is 300 million people which is just crazy that you would take individual episodes out of that and try to apply it to like what the world is actually like because it's just too many the numbers are just too like no people don't really know what the fuck 300 million is but you couldn't see it 300 million is if you got everybody in front of you just in this country that lived there would literally be you could stand on top of like a mountain and you would see nothing but people till the horizon right like that's an insane amount of people and they're making some shit choices and they're coming over to your house and they're fucking putting some drugs on aluminum foil and lighten it up in front of you and you're like, what the fuck are you doing?

[126] Disrespectful.

[127] Lighten up fucking crystal meth in front of you.

[128] Even with nice tits, that's disrespectful.

[129] Well, it's just like, whoa, what kind of craziness are you running here?

[130] What do you think about all that?

[131] Like now we don't have as much outward violence like that but you look at right now what's happening and it seems like it started like it seems like prison is a template for shit and it's like we're going to make sure blacks Mexicans white people don't get along and we're going to control the population that way and you look now like 20 30 40 years later like down the road and even now we like you're within the Republican Party or what like people are hating like there's more divisions that are created the more easily controlled people are you know what man I think that's just human nature I think people are insecure and they're always going to hate on the other team.

[132] It's like part of our DNA.

[133] It's part of our DNA to look at Mexicans and go, oh, that's not me. And look at a, you know, a white guy that looks exactly like, like, that's my guy.

[134] And look at a black guy, like, oh, I can't trust him.

[135] It's, like, that's another team.

[136] Like, they, it's hard out there.

[137] And the best way to get through this shit is we form groups and we have loyal motherfuckers that are down with us.

[138] Fuck everybody else, right?

[139] And that's what people sort of, they gravitate towards.

[140] that and when you gravitate towards that it's like it's you're always going to have conflict but it's like where there's a lack of enlightenment yeah it's not a broken construct i think there's a lot of people capitalizing on human nature and that's what they're doing they're making a fuckload of money off of prisons and they're making a fuck load of money off of making sure that these areas are not rehabilitated so they have a steady supply of people to keep that i think that's absolutely true a buddy of mine his brother does like big like if you got 20 million dollars he'll do your mutual funds and set up your portfolio and all that shit.

[141] And I ask him, where, where's all the real money going?

[142] Where, where are people really looking to put, put loot?

[143] And he says in, in the correction system, in prisons.

[144] And those are the, those are the futures.

[145] And that's fucking kind of, it's a little crazy.

[146] And, but it makes sense then also, you look, we're going to go to war with the Mexican immigrants that are coming in, and we're going to need to house them now.

[147] And so we're putting, like, ever since the 90s, when they started doing privatized prisons, that became a cash cow for people.

[148] And so, every bed so we need longer sentences pop we're never really going to get really legal because most of those fucking people that are in these victimless crimes are are in prison for drugs like that shit that doesn't matter and when you find out that corrections officers have unions and the unions lobby to keep things huge it's crazy or that ikea gets their furniture made by guys that are making 12 cents a day yeah you know what i mean that's prison holy that's slavery if that's not slavery you tell me what is yeah oh this guy fucked up so now he has to be a slave it's not that you're trying to protect society from him and rehabilitate him's like nope now you work for pennies.

[149] Now you work.

[150] I mean, it's really nuts.

[151] You know, those Foxcon people, they're rioting right now.

[152] There's one of the Foxcon factories.

[153] It's like a 2 ,000 person riot going on.

[154] They've blacked it off from the Chinese version of Twitter.

[155] They've, like, deleted images, like they're suspending accounts and trying to like delete everyone's accounts of it.

[156] Because they can get into the internet and they can delete shit in China.

[157] They can like just delete your websites, which basically they can do here too.

[158] Now, the government has already done that.

[159] Isn't that what they're trying to do down some websites?

[160] They want to have more and more power to be able to do that.

[161] But in China, what they're doing right now it's stopping dissent because there's a gigantic, this is the reason why this shit is dangerous in America.

[162] And for whatever reason, we accept it and we think it's okay, it's no big deal.

[163] Hey, if you're not putting anything bad on the internet, you shouldn't worry about it.

[164] But that's, what's ridiculous is when people have power over you, they fucking almost always abuse it.

[165] If you go back to the Stanford prison studies and they did it with college students.

[166] They had college students pretend to be prisoners and prison guards.

[167] People with power abuse.

[168] Inside of like a day.

[169] Inside a day.

[170] It's like no time.

[171] Yeah.

[172] And these are just college students in a simulation.

[173] And that is just the, you can't have it that way.

[174] You can't have people to be able to take down the internet.

[175] The internet has to stay free.

[176] Because if it doesn't stay free, then you're not going to be able to squash, you're not going to be able to get rid of really corrupt governments.

[177] Like the reason why all these people in Egypt, all these people in other parts of the world, they're having these rallies against their corrupt government.

[178] It's because they're able to communicate with each other.

[179] So we're assuming that our people that are in power are always going to be fair and always going to be just and always going to be loyal to the good of the American people.

[180] But we've already seen through Nixon.

[181] We've already seen through the evidence of shit that was past the past.

[182] That's not the case.

[183] In Iran, the only way that they were able to mobilize the resistance there was through Twitter.

[184] They blacked out everything else And that's the only thing that was free and clear for them And then that went on to Spain And the indignados that started off the revolution there To Syria to Egypt To all that's going right now In the news right now Today and then even just now what happened with Occupy Wall Street They fucking got a couple hundred people They arrested Even though if you listen to mainstream media They say no that shit's dead It's like well how come you arrest 200 fucking citizens That just wanted to go and talk about How come the banks are fucking us You know the real the real situation is that this system is broken and they're just trying to like glue it keep like taping it together as it's falling apart to like putting tape and it's wrong no we got it we got it we got it we got it in order to have it we're going to have to take some rights away to keep this fucking thing up and they'll glue the top of it up there it's you know it's a broken ass system and some mathematical genius first and foremost has to come up with a way of distributing like to distributing taxes and a way of figuring out what money really is based on and what money really is to have something, it has to be based on something.

[185] It has to be some sort of resources, whether it's oil and gas or coal or wood, or money has to be based on something.

[186] It has to equal X amount of something.

[187] Because right now it's just chaos.

[188] And because of the fact that it's just chaos, it's like people are manipulating it and doing all kinds of wacky shit with it.

[189] And you can move things up and down and move them all around.

[190] And the idea of stocks and dividends and banking, there's like a whole economy based on gambling that other businesses are going to fail.

[191] It's shitty.

[192] It's insane.

[193] It doesn't even make any sense.

[194] Well, it's like I listen to Granholm, who was the governor of Michigan.

[195] And she was talking about states and incentives and people have so much surplus money to bring in Dell computers or whoever to start businesses so we can have 5 ,000 new jobs in Michigan, whatever the deal is.

[196] She says, but that whole construct is built and based upon that Ohio doesn't do well then.

[197] Right.

[198] It's all built on taking it.

[199] And Texas has really great incentives.

[200] so they get a lot of like and so that's a for if for a national construct that's fucking horrible we've got to have states doing and then if you look globally it's like I need Mexico and Cuba to do poorly for United States like it's like that whole consciousness has to shift in a way yeah well we got to figure out a way first of all to the idea that there's this is going to sound really crazy but we can't have countries it doesn't make any sense you can't say that just because you were born on this patch of dirt you can't make your way over here where there's opportunity because isn't that what being a fucking human and a society developing is all about developing society is a society that wants everyone to have an opportunity to do better everyone it doesn't just mean these the people that were lucky enough to be born in california what about the people that are born in south america they should be able to come here and it's going to fuck things up for a while but will balance out eventually and the benefit would be the entire human race.

[201] If it's handled by brilliant people, if it's handled by true humanitarians, if it's handled true altruism.

[202] If the people at the top of government really were explaining to everyone that we have to think about the future of the human race.

[203] And in order for the human race to grow at the top, it has to also grow at the bottom.

[204] It can't have a rotten foundation.

[205] And that's essentially when you deal with these parts of the city where there's no getting out, man. You're fuck like this Rick Ross story 28 years old can't fucking read you know like how did he get through high school what happened to this poor fucking guy that we got up with that that rotten system has to somehow another be fixed the thing you're talking about too there's not when you say it'll be fucked up for a while it's like there's not like an epic downside yeah it's like everybody would be fed clothed and taken care of yeah but where we're going now that's not fucking happening and those divisions are getting greater and greater and it's like at the same time if there's no separation between you me the dude and India or the fucking pot that he's fucking trying to make with his hands.

[206] Like, and we're all the same shit.

[207] Like, those divisions hurt me. Yeah, they definitely hurt us.

[208] And there could be reconstruction money, just like there's reconstruction money in Iraq.

[209] There's reconstruction money in Iraq.

[210] They could make money by, first of all, hiring excellent counselors.

[211] They could fucking set up businesses where these kids can be trained in, like, trades and shit, where you can set them up where they always have a place to sleep.

[212] nobody is ever threatened their life is never threatened they're never scared like if you if you can't go to your neighborhood you can't come home like you can come here this motherfucker is guarded 24 hours a day we have you know armed cops here we have plenty of food come on in and there's no shame in this and we're just going to have to ask you to contribute a little bit you come in here and use the bed maybe you got to wash a couple of dishes or maybe you got to put some stuff away or may you know real simple now you don't have to work all day maybe put in 20 you know what I mean like have it set up so somebody gets a value for what they do and then have people who can teach them shit because that's the same shit with the welfare system is that you give it to them nobody values that shit and so so they don't feel them merited they feel lower self -esteem that you know what i mean the whole shit cycles but what you're talking about is that people that were in power had a desire to do that yeah what i mean right now you can look in somebody's ass in prison yeah and they're and it's the richest drug community ever and they talk about we don't want drugs and like really you don't because i'm pretty sure you're driving off of it you're looking in people's My mom scared by putting more public money into fucking the DEA.

[213] Yeah.

[214] It's a weird situation.

[215] It's like it's totally illogical.

[216] Like if you look at the way human beings have set up our society and the way we treat like impoverished neighborhoods and the way we deal with ridiculous laws and not, you know, laws of victimless crimes or people like rot away in jail for the dozens of, you know, pages upon pages of cases, even recent.

[217] of people going to jail for long stretches under questionable circumstances.

[218] And there's stories where people were set up by government agents.

[219] That's the other thing you have to think about is like when you're working for the DEA or you're working for the FBI, like you've got to arrest people.

[220] You've got to bust crime.

[221] You've got to actually get things done.

[222] And one of the ways to get things done is to talk someone in doing some crime.

[223] Talk about it doing some crime and then arrest them.

[224] And that's not illegal.

[225] and that's crazy because you could talk people in a suck of your dick you could talk people jumping in front of trains you can talk a whole bunch of people into killing themselves because the fucking comet's coming and there's a UFO behind it you can talk people in anything you can't tell me that a smart cop who makes a live in being an undercover agent so that means a person who thrives under pressure is really good at lying and manipulating people really good at lying and manipulating people enough so that he can hang around with the enemy and they think he's one of them you tell me this guy can't talk someone and doing some shit that they would never do?

[226] Of course he can.

[227] So he's essentially creating crime and then arresting people for doing that crime.

[228] That's insane.

[229] They paid people to keep doing crime.

[230] When I was a kid, I worked for this guy, and maybe he'd crossed a couple state lines or something.

[231] He ended up doing about nine years behind it, but the way he got set up and pinched was because his cousin worked for the police, and they'd give him blow.

[232] And they would fucking go and say, just stay in the game, stay in and so there's a bunch of dudes that are just pieces of shit that are like they're like stay in the game stay in the game and look you know so he's selling dope they know that he's doing all kinds of crime but he's going hey lyle i need to get two keys from you and then he's like yeah come on over and he comes over the next thing there's a there's a door kicker in and so it's like that's like that's just little shit that i know for my personal life from fucking 20 years ago it's like what's really going on on big level it's like come on the people would not want to believe that that is the case but that's what happened with whitey bulger When I was a kid, and I lived in Boston, Whitey Bulger was the scariest guy in Boston.

[233] He was the number one gangster in Boston.

[234] You were talking about a guy who won the lottery twice.

[235] Irish crime boss.

[236] Yeah.

[237] He won the lottery twice.

[238] I mean, if that's not just ruthless, that motherfucker won the lottery twice.

[239] I mean, he was just a straight criminal, okay?

[240] He killed a bunch of people.

[241] And turns out he was working for the FBI the whole time.

[242] So the FBI would give him information.

[243] He would kill people.

[244] The FBI would okay it.

[245] So that's like the departed.

[246] Yeah, exactly, based on him, based on him, based on Whitey Bulger.

[247] Yeah, they just arrested him.

[248] In Santa Monica, right?

[249] Yes, just a little while ago, like a year or two ago.

[250] Had a couple hundred grand in a little apartment up there.

[251] Yep, yep, and they were looking for that guy forever, man. They were looking for him for long.

[252] He was living modest, man, just trying to stay on the DL in Santa Monica.

[253] Yeah, him and his old lady.

[254] They got pitched up there.

[255] I don't know why the fuck he thought people wouldn't recognize him.

[256] Like you could, and they actually got him because someone recognized the girl.

[257] Really?

[258] Recognize his girlfriend.

[259] They had all these photos.

[260] of his girlfriend and they put his photos of his girlfriend everywhere.

[261] And someone in the neighborhood recognized the girlfriend from some TV show.

[262] I don't know why.

[263] I guess he couldn't get out of the country, huh?

[264] Well, I don't know.

[265] I guess he was fighting with the chick, too, like screaming and yelling, and that's like it would turn people onto them.

[266] You know, there was some fucking violent altercation, a lot of yelling.

[267] And so that got people to tune into them, and then the lady recognized her.

[268] I think this, I might be butchering the story.

[269] But the bottom line is that guy was a fucking undercover agent for the FBI as well.

[270] is the number one crime figure in Boston.

[271] That's crazy.

[272] And not just some crime, but murdering and setting up, like, massacres.

[273] How are those FBI guys not in jail?

[274] I know.

[275] How are they not in jail?

[276] If they're still alive, how are they not in jail?

[277] How is it not in an investigation?

[278] Those dudes, who was it the guy right after the Oklahoma City bombing?

[279] And that guy.

[280] Timothy McVeigh?

[281] Yeah, but the guy they capped who was like a white separatist or something up in the mountains.

[282] Oh, Ruby Ridge?

[283] Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

[284] I think that's before that, wasn't it?

[285] It was right after on the heels when they just want to vilify all the militias.

[286] Oh, yeah.

[287] I'm thinking of William Free was the FBI agent.

[288] Because I think Ruby Ridge was like, yeah, it was from 92.

[289] Is that, yeah, the Ruby Ridge was 92 and Oklahoma City was 90.

[290] Man, I think it was 93 or 4 because I think I was living here.

[291] When was the Oklahoma Obama?

[292] Yeah.

[293] Oklahoma.

[294] Oklahoma.

[295] It looks like this.

[296] the real I'm sorry here Oklahoma City bombing it was 95 Randy Weaver was it and they killed him and his kids Yeah Ruby Ridge was later You know there's a lot of fucking conspiracy With the Oklahoma City bombing There's all these news reports that said That the FBI pulled out Many bombs More than one multiple bombs from the building That hadn't exploded And if you look at the damage that's done to the building.

[297] Apparently, demolitions experts say that the building blew out.

[298] It didn't blow in.

[299] So if you're saying that a car was parked that did that, they're saying no. The demolitions experts are saying, no, this is something that blew out.

[300] It was detonated from the inside, and it blew outward.

[301] And so there's a lot of people that think that there must have been something more than just Timothy McVeigh's efforts.

[302] And weren't all the agents cleared out?

[303] Yeah, the agents.

[304] kids in daycare or something like that and that's it the agents were cleared out they knew about something in advance they were evacuated which is really sick when you just think about that like why didn't you evacuate the whole building what the fuck is going on collateral damage was because they also had to make sure that it actually happened if the guy pulls up in his truck and everyone's out of the building you know and his fire trucks everywhere he's like oh fuck this job and leaves so I don't know that's speculation but it was weird that Timothy McVey goes to his grave without ever making a statement ever yeah but like well the thing is that the fertilizer bomb experts I guess there are actually are those they say that this is not this is not indicative of the damage that one of those things is capable of doing it's not that much pop like this is this is some crazy shit like if you look at the building half the building's missing it's like the whole front just blew out you know what I mean it's like if you're in a pickup truck or whatever you need for like if you have gunpowder and you put it in your palm and you light it poof it poofs but if you wrap that fucker in tinfoil or a pipe bomb like if you ever fuck with explosives it's like you need it wrapped in a certain way for it to go it's not just going to be sitting in a truck and have a huge magnanimous kind of explosion Tate are you an explosive exor I've gotten to that way a little bit just because of my work lately like I've been going like how is this bomb wrapped how close can I get to that like on a vendors we had a lot of bombs going off down the middle of the street and so you had to get like within a certain distance of it But then I found out about raps and how they really changed the nature of the explosion.

[305] And I blew a couple things up when I was a kid, but I didn't really know much about it.

[306] If that's what you're getting at, Brian.

[307] No, I just like to, you look like an explosive expert.

[308] It's my beard.

[309] Yeah, you do.

[310] It's a weird thing, man. It seems like every event that happens, no matter what it is, has a gang of conspiracy theories attached to it.

[311] What do you think about the Batman thing?

[312] Like when they're like, that kid's a broke college student, how to get 30 grand worth of fucking.

[313] student loans student loans that cuts that one right out yeah so government funded that kid that kid his therapist was not surprised that kid was apparently exhibiting some very troublesome issues I'm not buying the idea that you could program someone to do that without spending a fuck a lot of time with them and I've heard that this kid was involved in something you know he was in an area that had something but he was a fucking a PhD student, right?

[314] Wasn't he?

[315] He was going to get a doctorate.

[316] Yeah.

[317] This is a really brilliant kid who's worked really hard.

[318] About the same age as the Cowlbought.

[319] Well, those kids were a lot of that was linked to antidepressants, you know.

[320] So, both in Colorado.

[321] Yeah, it's true.

[322] There's a lot of links here.

[323] You know what at Christian?

[324] In Colorado.

[325] Yeah, there's a little of that, a lot of wackiness.

[326] Yeah, it's true.

[327] There's a lot of Colorado.

[328] Especially Colorado Springs.

[329] Yep.

[330] But there's also, like, not that much air.

[331] Maybe that's not good for you.

[332] my wife was pregnant up there man it was fucking hard to watch her man it's like she had the flu and then when she came back when we moved back to california boom instantly she was 50 % better really yep yeah you're not really supposed to live where the air's that thin i can't imagine having a fucking baby man that would be crazy yeah it's pretty fucking crazy imagine carrying that her own body yeah yeah like the whole thing that women go through who i think you meant giving birth well that too you think you'd like to give birth i think it'd be sweet can you imagine Monster would be the easy part.

[333] Could you imagine having, like, a human come out of you?

[334] It's insane.

[335] I've seen it happen.

[336] I've seen it happen twice.

[337] It's the strangest thing ever, man. It's the strangest thing ever.

[338] But they have a lot of premature births in Colorado.

[339] Because of that air.

[340] I think it's like one of the number one places in the country that's premature births.

[341] Because there's no fucking air up there.

[342] I hear the actresses do it in Hollywood a lot so that they don't get stretched out.

[343] They get them a month or two before they're ready to pop and they'll just cut them out.

[344] Who the fuck does that?

[345] Yeah.

[346] Who do you know?

[347] You've got to stay hot.

[348] It's got to stay hot.

[349] That is so crazy.

[350] That is so crazy.

[351] Keep that body viable.

[352] Well, some girls do get like really bad stretch marks.

[353] It's just genetics.

[354] Some girls don't get nothing.

[355] It's weird.

[356] It's like some girls, they have one baby and you're done, son.

[357] Dude.

[358] And they have them young.

[359] Yeah, that can happen too.

[360] Dude, and we just got back from Louisiana.

[361] Everybody's got a baby.

[362] But everybody looks like they're 12 years old anyway.

[363] It's like you're in 98 % humidity all the fucking time.

[364] It's like you're living in water almost.

[365] like in an aquarium you're like it's just like a couple degrees off of the air just turning to water it's like really good for your skin right fucking crazy it feels great my joints felt great like really everything my shoulder i got fucked shoulders and everything i felt good i worked out every day and everything felt awesome wow maybe we should move to louisiana death squad louisiana you down no i don't think you want to do new orleans don't you like marty gras hurricanes good to visit good to visit right hurricanes the zombies out there a lot of guys just murdering people right in front of cops just for nothing.

[366] They got a thing they call misdemeanor murder in the outside of Louisiana or in Louisiana, outside of New Orleans.

[367] It's, they have so many people in jail that if they don't officially like try you for something, if they don't officially charge you with something within 30 days, they have to release you.

[368] So guys get arrested for murder and they just can't get to them.

[369] So they just let them out because there's so many motherfuckers in jail.

[370] That's crazy.

[371] And so once they get used to popping people, I might have butchered that thing, but I know that there's a term called misdemeanor murder.

[372] I might have butchered whatever the actual reason they let them out so quickly is.

[373] But it's not, they don't get charged.

[374] They just, this is crazy.

[375] Oh, it's crazy.

[376] It's crazy.

[377] There was a lot of reports of like really crazy shit going down in the post, the days post Katrina.

[378] Right.

[379] Like just, the cops were just fucking jacking people.

[380] everywhere just taking people out, you know, that there was all sorts of breaking in and looting and a lot of vigilanteism.

[381] It's like you drive around the like Bourbon Street, drive around the French Quarter.

[382] And it's like you, it's kind of hazy.

[383] You expect Jack the Ripper to come out from around the corner.

[384] Like that's where that motherfucker lives.

[385] Like anybody could get got there at any time it feels like.

[386] You should have a passport to go to New Orleans.

[387] You really should.

[388] But it's beautiful.

[389] At the other time, everybody's so fucking sweet.

[390] They're kind, oh, honey, how you doing?

[391] It's like you can't walk down.

[392] Everybody's going to smile at you, ask you how you're doing, and they're going to give a fuck.

[393] They're going to be genuine.

[394] It's crazy friendly, too.

[395] We had a great limo driver.

[396] He was the shit, this guy.

[397] He was really cool as fuck, man. And he took us around New Orleans, and he's from New Orleans.

[398] And he was telling us stories about, like, the one time he moved out of New Orleans.

[399] And he came out of a store, and he's sitting there drinking a beer.

[400] And the cop pulled up, and the cop's like, you want to tell us what you're doing?

[401] Oh, yeah, man. I'm just a friend's coming to meet me. I'm just having a beer.

[402] And he goes, are you really so fucking stupid that you're drinking this beer in front of me?

[403] Like, he kept drinking it.

[404] And he's like, what the fuck is wrong?

[405] Like, what's wrong?

[406] He goes, where are you from?

[407] And the guy goes, New Orleans.

[408] And he goes, okay, let me tell you.

[409] The way they do things down there, it's not like anywhere in the world.

[410] You can't just, I'm telling you this because I know that you don't know because you're from New Orleans and I've talked to people from New Orleans before.

[411] I just got to tell you, you're not allowed to drink in public.

[412] Like, that's alien to them.

[413] Alien.

[414] You could drink everywhere in New Orleans.

[415] It's alien.

[416] But really that's the way it should be, man. You should be able to drink anywhere.

[417] You should be able to drink anywhere you want.

[418] You just, you have to have another house somewhere.

[419] You have to have a house in a fucking cave somewhere.

[420] Dude, if you don't have an idea about what life is like anywhere else, and you just, it's fucking, I walk down Bourbon Street, I'm like, did they just get everybody fucked up at the Walmart and put them in too tight of clothes and then get a party bus and dump them all off here?

[421] Like, it's fucking nutty.

[422] It's weird.

[423] Yeah, a guy gave me a laser pointer.

[424] He goes, man, I want you to have this.

[425] I go, what is?

[426] It's a laser pointer.

[427] I go, why, I go, why you want me to have it?

[428] Man, I think you're cool.

[429] Dude, I want you to have my laser pointer.

[430] Okay, thanks, man. He just had to give me something.

[431] He wanted to give me something.

[432] Man, I fucking love you on that show.

[433] Here's your laser pointer.

[434] That's awesome.

[435] It's like, this is so bizarre.

[436] A laser pointer.

[437] And everywhere you go, it's like strip club bar, strip club bar, strip club bar, strip club bar.

[438] Live sex show.

[439] Live sex show advertised in the street.

[440] Come on in.

[441] Watch people fuck.

[442] have the heart to go in.

[443] I wanted to.

[444] I wanted to.

[445] And like, four percent of me wanted it.

[446] And I'm like, I just can't do it.

[447] Tell you what, dude, it was a beautiful place to do stand -up comedy.

[448] That is a beautiful place to do stand -up comedy.

[449] I might have to type my next special after I release the Atlanta one.

[450] I might have to take my next one in New Orleans.

[451] Do it early in the day or they'll be too fucked up.

[452] No, man, I had a regular nighttime show.

[453] It was great.

[454] You know, every weekend they have a huge party.

[455] Really?

[456] Like they have a red, like, a red dress run.

[457] Everybody throws on a red dress and fucking runs like a fucking half mile.

[458] But it's like, it's like a moving cocktail party basically happens in the morning goes all the way to tonight or they had a running of the bulls that i did it was awesome i put some videos on facebook but it was like all these roller derby girls from surrounding states will come there they'll all put on red yeah red and they'll put horns on their helmets and shit and they'll have wiffle ball bats and they'll be the bulls of pomplona and they'll be beating motherfuckers everybody's dressed in white i had on a two two it was awesome oh that's hilarious big beer two too too that's so funny that's crazy anything for a party there man. I was in the strip bar and there's a fucking Mexican shit comes up and we're talking and she's like yeah I'm from Tucson originally blah blah cool cool cool it's just like everybody's twisted a little bit there and she goes hey I'm going to this uh you want to come with me this weekend I'm going to go to this music festival that my best friend's band he's playing in I said oh awesome she's like what kind of music do you like I'm like you know whatever and like usually with strippers it's like ACDC or little Wayne it's like what like something in that genre is what you're thinking you know and she's like yeah it's a neo -Nazi punk show and I said excuse me and she's like, it's a neo -Nazi punk show.

[459] I'm like, your best friend's band.

[460] And she's like, yeah.

[461] And I'm like, and I'm like, and you're Mexican.

[462] And she's like, yeah, I'm like, I'm too confused.

[463] And there's no way I wouldn't get killed.

[464] They'd hear one conversation and then it would be just like a boot party on me. Like there'd be 15 little skinny dudes with fucking steel -toed boots kicking my face in.

[465] Ugh.

[466] It's like, these are confused folks.

[467] Oh, that's hilarious.

[468] Yeah, there's a lot of that going on this country too.

[469] Yeah.

[470] They said that something like 50 %.

[471] of the country believes in the biblical tale of creation and that the earth is less than 10 ,000 years old.

[472] 50%.

[473] I don't know how they estimate that, but...

[474] That seems low.

[475] They can't point to where a state is either.

[476] Show us Florida.

[477] They're like, I don't know.

[478] Well, if I didn't fly around a lot, I might not know either.

[479] You know, I can't explain to you where the fuck South Dakota is.

[480] You asked me to pinpoint that motherfucker on the map.

[481] It's right below North Dakota.

[482] Yeah, but I wouldn't find that fucker either.

[483] I don't know where that shit is.

[484] I barely know where Ohio is, and I love Ohio.

[485] But, like, places that I don't go to, shit, I don't know.

[486] Where the fuck they are?

[487] You know?

[488] Where's Wyoming?

[489] Where the fuck?

[490] North.

[491] Yeah, but try to find it.

[492] I'm the same way.

[493] There's only a few places.

[494] Yeah, this is places that I've never been.

[495] Like, Wyoming's one of them.

[496] Montana's another one.

[497] Never been.

[498] I don't know where the fuck they are, man. I'd like to go there, but I don't want to stay there very fucking long.

[499] It seems desolate.

[500] Montana's beautiful.

[501] I'm going hunting in Montana.

[502] Really?

[503] For what?

[504] Me and Brian Callin.

[505] We're going hunting for dinner.

[506] deer with this guy Steve Rinella.

[507] He's the author of this show, The Meat Eater.

[508] And I've been wanting to go hunting forever.

[509] I've been saying I want to do it for years to the point of people getting annoyed at me for saying it.

[510] But it's true.

[511] I've like, look, I eat meat.

[512] I should be responsible for killing at least one animal that I eat.

[513] You never killed an animal.

[514] No, just fish.

[515] Never killed an animal.

[516] We grew up, that's all.

[517] Yeah, that's all we did.

[518] Just murdering puppies and shit.

[519] Yeah, my first kill was a dog.

[520] You killed a to -bo -mo?

[521] By rape.

[522] No, but everybody in Michigan, we grew up hunting deer, shooting deer.

[523] There's so many.

[524] I mean, fuck, I've got friends that we would stop, like straight hillbillies, man, and they'd stop on the side of the road because there's deer that get hit by cars all the time.

[525] They're steady killing people.

[526] They'll jump out if the guts aren't exploded.

[527] They'll go gut them, take out their heart, tenderloins, and then bounce.

[528] Yeah, that's what a lot of people do.

[529] They found, but it's a food source.

[530] Steve Renella guy, on one of his shows, they found a good deer that was shot and killed and the only thing that was taken was the back straps that's it they just took the back straps and left the rest of the body and I'm like wow that's kind of fucking crazy best part of the deer but it's the best part of the deal but that's really ruthless that's fucked up you know just drag it to a butcher shop you lazy bitch you know venison sausage is delicious dude the whole thing is rad I would take that shit like right when I'd shoot a deer just because the people that I'd hunt with if you left it there Like you didn't drag it all the way back to camp, hang it up, skin it, and all that yet.

[531] They'd go and steal your heart and backstrapes.

[532] They'd steal all the tenderloins.

[533] They'd steal all the best part, all the best cuts of the meat.

[534] Yeah.

[535] That's fucked up.

[536] Rude, bitches.

[537] Yeah, apparently, that's a lot of, it's common that people find a deer that someone shot but couldn't find.

[538] You know, because a lot of times you find them, the blood trails get out.

[539] So people will, like, put their own tag on it and pretend they kill it.

[540] Dude, I've hit a deer with a 30 -out -6 right through the heart, like, and found it later, obliterates the heart.

[541] one shot, runs 250 yards before, you know what I mean?

[542] It's like, so like a gut shot deer or something like that, they go fucking, and then people go to find them too soon, and then they jump them, and they'll just keep running, and you'll never get that here.

[543] Did you see these photos of Matt Hughes in Africa?

[544] He went on an African safari and killed everything in Africa, and took pictures of it and put it on, like, Facebook or something like that, or his website, and there's just this crazy, like, reaction to it.

[545] Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[546] Yeah, and there's just, you know, people are really mad at them.

[547] It's kind of a funny situation with those, killing those animals that you don't eat.

[548] Because although there's something fucked up about killing an animal and not eating it, period.

[549] But then they do donate the money, or they do donate the food, rather, to tribes who need it.

[550] And so the food does get used.

[551] But who's eating a tiger?

[552] That's true.

[553] That's a good point.

[554] You know what I mean?

[555] Well, he didn't shoot any tigers.

[556] He only shot like antelopes and stuff like that.

[557] And zebras.

[558] Yeah, his son shot at sea.

[559] Here's the photos.

[560] That's kind of crazy, though.

[561] But here's the other part of it.

[562] When you go on these hunts, which is essentially like hunting in a fucking zoo, okay?

[563] It's like a wildlife preserve.

[564] When you go on these hunts, the money goes to conservation.

[565] So it actually helps these animals stay, like, maintained.

[566] Because otherwise, the poachers and there'd be no way to stop all the people from, you know, going after animals that they can profit from like rhinos and shit like that.

[567] Or essentially, Zebra.

[568] Yeah, they've essentially made rhinos almost extinct.

[569] Like some rhinos are extinct and they've gotten extinct in our lifetime.

[570] So this controlled hunting actually keeps a lot of those animals alive.

[571] So it's really ironic.

[572] There's two parts of that though for me. Like I go, if you really care about the animals, then just give them your fucking money.

[573] You know what I mean?

[574] Like donate some fucking money then, dickhead.

[575] Well, that's the other thing is that, no, you actually have to kill some of them.

[576] But in Michigan that's so true to get lie disease.

[577] and shit like that, like the animals will start to disease themselves if they're overpopulated.

[578] Yeah.

[579] And so the DNR goes and they count them and they know what's happening and they issue so many permits or whatever.

[580] But I don't think that's happening with, I mean, maybe it is.

[581] I don't know what the conservancy is in Africa, but, you know, in places like that, do you need to kill that many of them?

[582] I think they do in certain areas.

[583] You have to make, look, unless you have an abundance of cats, you're going to have to have something that controls the population.

[584] And they don't want to have an abundance of cats.

[585] Right.

[586] That's dangerous as fun.

[587] fuck you know so in these wildlife preserves i'm pretty sure they have to kill a lot of them i think they have to do it unless they're fucking around where there's lions and tigers and zebra yeah right i think we do not enough not enough we got a sick gene pool yeah it's a little bit broken but it's again it's a little bit broken when you think about the fact there's 300 plus million of us just in this spot i think if you look at us worldwide i mean it's pretty astonishing like person to person how good we have it here i think we're getting better yeah we are getting better i mean we're moving up like when i talk like i don't know i talk a lot about like like lately i'm doing this thing this whole life challenge and uh what is that it's like uh this thing off this website whole life challenge dot com and we started it down at a place i work out here called a crossfit la in in san monica a couple three years ago i guess this is the third year and it started with like 40 people doing it and now there's like 9000 people doing it but it's like uh it's an accountability program that speaks to nutrition, mobility, exercise, consciousness, what your daily life is like.

[588] You're learning something new this week, kind of a holistic look at your life, you know, and just kind of tightening the game of like whatever it is for you.

[589] But, you know, part of the thing like last week was find out, like, you can't eat anything fried in canola oil, you can only eat basically a paleo -ish diet, like no dairy, no artificial sweeteners, all that kind of stuff.

[590] And so you'd have a lot of kind of.

[591] conversations if you go out to dinner what are your sweet potato fries fried in or whatever and you know if it's canola oil no good duck fat would be awesome grape seed oil awesome but uh you know so shit like that but like doing it for the last three years and talking to people and i talk to people about diet and nutrition a whole bunch people are hip to it now whereas before like three years ago people are like motherfucker he's a pain in my ass and now people are like oh yeah this is gluten -free and this is your chorizo made with any kind of wheat or any kind of sugars?

[592] No, no, we make it in the back and it's fucking rad the conversations and there does seem to be like a coming together of all these things Well, that's definitely we're being more informed about diet And that's the internet And that's the internet 100 % right.

[593] Gluten free, nobody was fucking gluten free Just 10 years ago I never heard that shit No way That was really rare to hear Yeah, now I could order pizza on my phone Yeah, everything is fucking gluten free everywhere you go, it's weird.

[594] Well, we're realizing the impact nutrition has on the real, realistic, you know, impact it has on your health.

[595] When you see someone who eats healthy and you see someone who doesn't, and you see the difference, it's pretty palpable.

[596] There's no getting around it.

[597] And when you try it yourself and you realize how much better you feel, and you start, you know, I do kale shakes every morning.

[598] I have this thing that I'm doing.

[599] And now I've got a lot of people doing it because they listen to the show.

[600] Right.

[601] I can't tell you how much.

[602] many people that are running to.

[603] You do a juicer?

[604] Yeah, well, blender.

[605] I've got a Vitamix.

[606] The blend tech is supposed to be the shit.

[607] They actually blended an iPhone in it.

[608] Blent tech?

[609] Yeah.

[610] Check it.

[611] Yeah, there's just a video.

[612] Go Google it because it's ridiculous.

[613] They blended a fucking, this blender is so bad.

[614] They blended a phone.

[615] I mean, it's a blender that can blend other blenders.

[616] It's ridiculous.

[617] And the idea is that it makes these smoothies because it can cut through, it cuts through ice like butter.

[618] So my friend's into the juicing.

[619] He loves it, but he says there's There's different kinds of jucers and one like it's an extractor is a juice up.

[620] Yeah.

[621] And then that ruins all the nutrients.

[622] Well, it's also cold juicing or something like that.

[623] Cold pressing is good.

[624] But I'm not talking about juicing.

[625] I'm talking about making smoothies out of shit.

[626] You eat all the whole food, not just the juice.

[627] Check this blend tech shit out.

[628] You got half a screen, son.

[629] There it goes.

[630] Look at this dork.

[631] Check this shit out.

[632] God damn it, Brian.

[633] Brian.

[634] Because you got the sound off.

[635] it's not working this is my favorite sticker over here oh boy yeah that gets said a lot what do they why is it no volume I don't know just there's no figure it out bitch I can't believe you're talking about the galaxy is better than the iPhone huh it's better looking to me for for like going on the line same kind of strip screen for looking at Twitter yeah it's all touch screen it's beautiful I like that to be bigger because I have fucking fingers like toes Exactly.

[636] Me too.

[637] Watch this.

[638] He's going to blend a fucking phone.

[639] This is crazy shit, man. Watch this.

[640] He better drink it.

[641] Watch this shit.

[642] Do it, bitch.

[643] Hit the button.

[644] Stop talking.

[645] Watch this.

[646] Look at that.

[647] He blended a fucking phone into powder.

[648] It was a 4 -ass, so it doesn't make me sad.

[649] But, dude, how incredible is that?

[650] That blender blended a fucking phone into powder.

[651] Look at that shit.

[652] That's gross.

[653] That's insane.

[654] Can you imagine drinking that?

[655] How smart would you be?

[656] Not that smart.

[657] Put a little almond milk in that.

[658] Oh, God, look at these.

[659] I bet that's toxic as fucking.

[660] Dude, he shouldn't be inhaling that, right?

[661] Look at that.

[662] Look what that became.

[663] That's insane.

[664] You know what?

[665] That's what the universe is going to do to your iPhone anyway.

[666] That right there is a perfect description why we can't find shit from advanced civilizations from 15, 20 ,000 years ago.

[667] It's called the Sahara.

[668] Yeah, it's called the eraser of the world, which is glaciers.

[669] glaciers are like set up as like if the world was an etchice sketch glaciers are the big shake because they come down and they literally smush everything in their place when you're dealing with a glacier a lot of people think oh well it's ice and it's the ice is no no no no no no no no it's a mile high motherfucking mountain of ice that's moving and it only moves like a little bit every year but it crushes everything in front of it it's hard to think about how big that is a mile high Well, North America was covered in a glacier that was a mile high just 10 ,000 years ago.

[670] Just 10 ,000 years ago.

[671] They talk about they had sea fish that they find skeletons of in Denver, which is a mile high already.

[672] And then what is that that was under the sea?

[673] Yeah.

[674] What the fuck, man. They found Lake Ontario, like that we were in Toronto this past weekend.

[675] And you fly over it.

[676] Like, I've only flown over the Great Lakes a couple of times, so you really get to look at it.

[677] You're like, why am I at the ocean?

[678] Like how am I, how is this the ocean in the middle of the country?

[679] But it's an ocean.

[680] You can call it a lake all you want.

[681] That fucking thing is huge.

[682] And that's not even the biggest one.

[683] There's way bigger ones.

[684] There's giant ass lakes.

[685] And what those are is that used to be glaciers and they melted.

[686] I mean, it's, you wrap your head around it.

[687] It really hurts.

[688] Yeah.

[689] It hurts to think that this spot wasn't even livable.

[690] Well, and when you think about like all of humanity and like how long, like we're a blip.

[691] Yeah, we're nothing.

[692] Like this isn't going to lie.

[693] But we're, like, so clinging to our house on the Malibu Beach.

[694] This is here forever.

[695] This is a family heirloom.

[696] Like, you're on the most unstable part of the world.

[697] Or what we think it is, or where we think it's going.

[698] Yeah.

[699] It's going to be covered in ice.

[700] The whole thing's going to cover again.

[701] The whole world is constantly rolling like that.

[702] Did you hear about that kid?

[703] They're not the kid, the polar bear.

[704] That came off of a cap in Greenland, I believe, and fucking floated to Iceland and took out a troop of fucking Boy Scouts.

[705] What?

[706] The fucking polar bear on a fucking ice cap that breaks off, he's fucked, he floats.

[707] He's at Sefer, God knows how long.

[708] And he comes up on some fucking Boy Scouts and killed like, I don't know, 12 of them or something like that.

[709] He wiped him out.

[710] Crazy.

[711] When did this happen?

[712] I think last year.

[713] I just had a friend that did a show in Iceland and they're like, that's fucking, that's a beautiful spot.

[714] I'd love to go there.

[715] Yeah, Iceland's amazing.

[716] But fuck polar bears.

[717] Man, they're trippy.

[718] They come out like craft.

[719] The crocodiles are like Great Whites, like a predator.

[720] They come out as a predator.

[721] Do you remember when we were in Denver, and one of the times we were in Denver, there was a guy, I think you were there.

[722] He came down to the show.

[723] He's a local comic, and he's also, forgive me, I forget the guy's name.

[724] He's Fitzgerald, Kevin Fitzgerald?

[725] I think that's it.

[726] He's also a veterinarian.

[727] So he was talking to us about, like, little baby polar bears.

[728] They come out, he said like aliens, like the movie of the alien.

[729] They come out, they're just looking up.

[730] fucking get you full teeth yeah full teeth it's crazy dude it's a tough world there was a fucking uh just on on the LA news there was like a mile out it wasn't even that far out off of Santa Monica there was like a 30 foot uh great white I see babies a lot out in the bay like at point doom and shit when we go surfing but like they're babies they're five feet or eight eight feet would be a bigger one but a fucking 30 foot great white fuck you You know, they said that off of Malibu is one of the richest breeding grounds That's where they drop them all My friend was out dude He went out to end of Point Doom And uh He says a little five footer It hit his board Like didn't quite hit his board But the tail slap Fucking blew him Like It's crazy dude Dude that's so scary You think of a little one It's five feet long But like how big that is And how much force It's just a pure muscle You still kill you Yeah Little one will kill you A little one will kill you A little one will kill you Yeah That thing will kill you amazing they're so terrifying man so scary it's like you're out there in the water first time i ever went surfing dudes like uh big sea lions come out they look like a huge fucking rot while they're just yeah and they make noise and shit claws and teeth and you're like holy fuck and then you know you see little porpoises or dolphins or whatever the fuck they are out there and i'm like this is fucking rad i'm just sitting out there looking he's like yeah how's it feel to be in the middle of the food chain now i'm like dude if a bunch of fucking salmon came up and just started fucking attacking me I would drown.

[731] Like, I'm not in the middle.

[732] I'm way at the fucking bottom.

[733] If a bunch of crabs came up and just annoyed me enough to where I fell off this board, I would drown in time and they would all eat me. Like, there's no chance I'm in the middle.

[734] Yeah, if salmon were trying to jack you and knock you off that board, you wouldn't be able to stop them.

[735] You'd be done.

[736] A bunch of tuna came up and fucking walked.

[737] You'd be fucked.

[738] Tunas are big, man. And then you think about what eats the sea lion.

[739] Yeah.

[740] Because those are big, scary motherfuckers.

[741] Sharks love them.

[742] They yum, yum, yum.

[743] And they drop tons of great whites in there all the time.

[744] Oh, yeah, I don't get the surfing thing.

[745] I'm sure it's fantastic.

[746] Maybe I would surf at that indoor place in Abu Dhabi.

[747] I think they got like an indoor place.

[748] I'm sure they do.

[749] Or Dubai, one of those places, I think.

[750] You know, I'm going to play a Taliban guy, I think, in my next show, yeah.

[751] You're a little worried about that, man?

[752] No, I'm good.

[753] It better not be like this fucking innocence of Muslims video.

[754] That movie that's out?

[755] Uh -uh.

[756] You know what's going on with that?

[757] You don't know?

[758] No. Oh, my God.

[759] A guy made a movie.

[760] how bad Clint Eastwood fucked up.

[761] What did he do at the GOP?

[762] Forget him.

[763] A guy made a movie with a bunch of white people with blackface on playing Muslims and made it about Muhammad and Muhammad being like a pedophile and it's like really blasphemous.

[764] So because of that, there was attacks on American embassies, the American embassy in Libya got attacked.

[765] That was what it was from?

[766] Uh -huh.

[767] On September 11th.

[768] And this one guy who was the American ambassador for Libya was killed and a rocket attack, you know like and then there's riots all over the world and you know it was like YouTube was cut off by Iran and all these different places online where you could get this they were all cut out like you can't get to it online because there's so much dissent and so much revolt because over a video that one guy made not only that this is think about the fact that 100 I mean if you're being conservative would you say 150 ,000 Iraqi civilians died because of the American attack That's being really nice.

[769] It's probably way more than that.

[770] Some people estimate it's as much as a million.

[771] So let's say it's 100 ,000.

[772] Let's be real nice.

[773] They're freaking out about a bad movie, but they're not freaking out about 100 ,000 people being murdered.

[774] Right.

[775] I mean, this movie, all these drone attacks that kill...

[776] That's how crazy people are about their mythology.

[777] Yeah, it's insane.

[778] If you find a video, Brian, show like some of the video of...

[779] it because it does look almost that bad it's it's it's and then the other thing is that people think they really uh the people inclined to conspiracy think that this was all done by the cia and that they're trying to get us ready for this war just because exactly they're trying to get us ready for this war in um in iran and the way they can facilitate uh get the process moving along is to have these people revolt so they made this movie and apparently the movie was made and then they dub different lines into the people's mouths.

[780] Like the woman said that's not my voice and the actress who's playing the woman.

[781] She said, I never said those things.

[782] They dubbed those things in afterwards.

[783] Which also sounds like something the CIA would do.

[784] Just get you to act in one thing and then make it like fucking ridiculously inflammatory.

[785] Attach you to it.

[786] Send you out there.

[787] Boom, you got a movie.

[788] The guy who was the person who made the movie is apparently the same guy who was burning the Quran.

[789] He was involved in doing some some shit with the Quran.

[790] Is this it?

[791] Is this the movie?

[792] I don't know.

[793] I've never seen it before.

[794] Oh my God, that is the movie.

[795] Look at his face.

[796] This can't be real.

[797] Look how brown his face is.

[798] Look, they didn't brown his neck.

[799] Oh my God.

[800] This is the worst movie that's ever been made.

[801] Look at his beard.

[802] A battle wax.

[803] Yo, look at his beard, man. That is crazy.

[804] That's no beard.

[805] That's the best beard ever.

[806] That's the best fake beard ever, because they didn't even try.

[807] Look at his fake beard.

[808] These motherfuckers have Halloween beards on.

[809] Set the place on fire.

[810] Oh, no!

[811] Look at his beard, dude.

[812] Look at that beard.

[813] Holy fuck.

[814] Oh my god, he just...

[815] She had a cross on.

[816] He had to do it.

[817] Yeah, he just attacked this hot chick with a battle axe because she had a cross on.

[818] She's on mice.

[819] Whoa.

[820] What country are we in there?

[821] This is an unbelievably bad movie.

[822] Because that was the hottest Arabic chick ever saw.

[823] I know.

[824] She was a Christian, though.

[825] That's why she's super hot.

[826] I can't forgive that.

[827] That was the worst movie ever.

[828] Just that scene.

[829] It couldn't, even if for the rest of the movie was like, you know.

[830] Team America was more realistic.

[831] Yeah, that was one of the worst movies all the time.

[832] If the rest of the movie was Apocalypse now, that movie still.

[833] suck you know you can't have a scene that bad ever in a movie if i if i saw that for in the best movie ever if that was like five minutes of american werewolf in london you'd be like what the fuck they let their little kid put this in there it's a fucking a piece of shit movie is this there's levels and that that that motherfucker who made that movie is no stanley kuberk that's all i'm saying the fucking guy had brown face only on his face and not on his neck this is a movie Tate Fletcher?

[834] No attention to excellence.

[835] Tate Fletcher, this shit is not real.

[836] This is a goddamn movie.

[837] We're living in a movie.

[838] We're in a simulation.

[839] Shit like this is just little pieces of evidence that's like allowing us to wake up and realize this is not real.

[840] It's not real, Tate.

[841] It's not real.

[842] But this coffee's real good, man. Dude, this coffee's amazing.

[843] So how do you actually do it?

[844] You said it was like butter and...

[845] It's bulletproof coffee.

[846] If you want a full explanation, you got to go to bulletproofexec .com.

[847] That guy's going to be on the podcast in a couple weeks.

[848] It's delicious.

[849] It seems to Dave Asper.

[850] Brie.

[851] Yeah, yeah.

[852] You're going to have him here.

[853] Yeah, yeah, he's going to be here on the - fucking wicked.

[854] I'm such a fan.

[855] Everything I tag is butter or bulletproof or fucking, I love the fucking guy.

[856] I'm all over his shit.

[857] Yeah.

[858] He, uh, I don't know, like, there's him and in conjunction with a dude that wrote the primal diet, this guy, Mark Sisson, who you, fuck, you should have him on.

[859] He's badass.

[860] I would love to.

[861] We had Rob Wolf on.

[862] Rob's a good dude, huh?

[863] He worked out at my gym for a while.

[864] He was at Undisputed when he was in Santa Fe.

[865] His old lady was finishing up a program there.

[866] He tried to get me to go from kale shakes to bacon and egg.

[867] I tried it for a little while.

[868] It seems like a good idea.

[869] It is a good idea.

[870] No, it doesn't give you the same amount of energy.

[871] It's a totally different experience.

[872] It tastes good.

[873] You throw in a little bit of bulletproof coffee and you'll have that same energy all day long, son.

[874] Ridiculous.

[875] No, you got to try this.

[876] You got to keep drinking it all day.

[877] It's caffeine.

[878] It's delicious.

[879] It's like chocolate.

[880] What's wrong with that?

[881] Then you crash the end of the day.

[882] No, you do not.

[883] You know what you crash?

[884] When it's time to go to sleep.

[885] And you know what I want to do it at that time?

[886] I want to crash.

[887] You just switched to Jack Daniel.

[888] off the butter coffee.

[889] What evidence is there that coffee actually is bad for you?

[890] Is there any?

[891] I know that if you go too hard, it fucks your adrenal stuff, right?

[892] Here's the deal.

[893] And you'll talk to Dave a lot about it, but he talks about the mycotoxins, oxytoxins that are all in the blends of coffee and molds attached to coffee beans all the time.

[894] And so especially if you're getting them from Starbucks or places like that, like you ever drink a cup of coffee and then all of a sudden you feel like kind of down.

[895] Yeah.

[896] Like you're because you're poisoning yourself.

[897] And so you want to be really careful about what you get your coffee from.

[898] So I only drink single origin coffee.

[899] that you know it comes from a small farm somewhere.

[900] You want to really, you become a geek.

[901] Dude, I've had coffee before, and then I get sleepy.

[902] Yeah.

[903] What is that from?

[904] A lot of people, if you have the ADD also, you get that, though.

[905] Boom.

[906] I know I got that shit.

[907] It's the mold that is attached to the coffee.

[908] Really?

[909] So Dave Asprey talks a lot about it.

[910] Is this been proven?

[911] I don't know.

[912] He's like, he's a scientist geek.

[913] Because I saw that on his website where it was like, coffee must be mold -free.

[914] All I know is that bring a napkin and test it?

[915] I, uh, that I changed it and this is all I do and it fucking, it's a tremendous difference.

[916] It's a thousand percent difference.

[917] So it's called single origin.

[918] If you get a single origin coffee, which just means that you get it from the same farm.

[919] If you have a blend or a decaf coffee, your, your chances of it being mold infested are through the fucking roof.

[920] Like, he's got a, uh, if you go to Bulletproof exec, um, he's got a, uh, an article called why bad coffee makes you weak.

[921] Right.

[922] So he elaborates on what takes to us.

[923] It even talks about how to get stronger from just drinking coffee.

[924] Well, if you don't like the taste of bad coffee, the same reason why you don't like the taste of gasoline, your body's telling you it's toxic.

[925] The data on coffee consumption goes back and forth.

[926] Some studies show health benefits or other shows negative outcomes.

[927] This might seem confusing, but the simple reason is this, bad coffee is good for you.

[928] Oh, bad coffee is bad for you.

[929] And scientists suck differentiating types of coffee when they run studies on coffee.

[930] So there's scientific tests that have no science because there's no static model.

[931] So you say my trent of iced coffee that I drink every day from Starbucks is killing me. Really?

[932] Yeah.

[933] As much as it is when you eat gluten.

[934] This is fat.

[935] I've never heard this before and I can't wait to talk to him about this on the podcast.

[936] This is nuts.

[937] He's fascinating, dude.

[938] He biohacked his whole body.

[939] He talks about that he went up 20 IQ points.

[940] He lost 150 pounds or something.

[941] How did he biohack his body?

[942] He's an analyst, a securities analyst in San Fran for a while.

[943] And he's like, I just went into all the different facets of my body.

[944] thought about how nutrition is affecting me and bringing me towards a pharmaceutical answer.

[945] And so he says, I wanted to get optimized in every aspect of my life.

[946] And he just looked at nutrition and, uh, and, uh, and movement.

[947] He even sells one of those machines.

[948] The first time I ever heard of it was Diego Sanchez when he was just off the ultimate fighter.

[949] He goes, and it's one of those vibrating.

[950] I get one else.

[951] And he's fucking, he swears by it.

[952] He's got one that he's making, uh, available like, I don't know, 1500 bucks, something that's doable for the public.

[953] Because they were like 12 grand or something.

[954] Yeah, they're expensive.

[955] But, it's a turbosonic he's all into all of that I know like high -end actors that use them for like but they do mobilization with them that's not the same machine that's just a shaky machine this is actually sound it's actually sound that goes through your body yeah it's a very interesting thing it's the Russian cosmonauts started using it in order no it's a shaky thing it is yeah but it's actually sound it doesn't make any noise but it's a speaker underneath the base of it is essentially like a gigantic speaker I just used my hood top It's a, I don't think.

[956] It's a really fascinating thing.

[957] The Russian cosmonauts used it to stay in space much longer than anybody else was able to.

[958] Crazy, without muscle atrophy and all that.

[959] Yeah, well, that was the big, that's the big issue.

[960] That's how Brian does it too.

[961] That's how he keeps that physique.

[962] That's right.

[963] Two Hitachi.

[964] So the thing, so it's a high, like I drink, look at the fasting.

[965] He talks about intermittent fasting on there too.

[966] And like, I haven't eaten today.

[967] I did a fucking 40 minute workout earlier.

[968] I've been up since six.

[969] I'm fucking, like, and I'm not hungry.

[970] I don't get hypoglycemic and all that shit, but it's not that I've been calorically deficient.

[971] It's that I've, fuck, I don't know how many calories are in my coffee, but a ton.

[972] I'm drinking a bunch of fat through my coffee.

[973] But Mark Sisson, that's the primal blueprint guy, he talks a lot about it, and the reason I switched over like that was because he talks about sugar burners and fat burners.

[974] And he's like, if you're getting a preponderance of your calories from carbohydrates, your body, the mechanism, never switches from burning sugars to burning fat.

[975] so it's only burning the glucose in your blood, which is why you need to eat every couple hours or else you get sluggish and all that kind of shit.

[976] And he says, you know, insulin is a storage hormone.

[977] So every carbohydrate that comes in, insulin shuttles it to store as fat for when we don't have food.

[978] But that never fucking happens because we're never in four or five days stretches of starvation in America.

[979] And so we just stay fat that way and we get hyperinsulimic and we have diabetes later in life and whatever.

[980] Or you just keep adipose tissue where you don't want it.

[981] So the thing, he started saying, he says, you know, maybe what you want to do is start eating less than 100 grams a day, going to a state of ketosis, kind of the way Atkins was talking about, but eating a lot of fibrous vegetables and, you know, you can eat a fucking bowl of steamed broccoli and not reach 100 grams of carbs and eat a high fat diet.

[982] Like you get hungry, you want something, eat coconut butter.

[983] Like I put coconut butter in my coffee a lot too, or MCT oil.

[984] Like, what is MCT oil?

[985] Like medium chain triglyides.

[986] It's another thing that talks about fat conversion into energy.

[987] and so like with this like there's a lot of different mechanisms that are going on that are making me stay energetic all throughout the day and also if I don't have calories in my body my body's mechanisms already turned in and attuned to eating the fat out of my body for energy as opposed to getting hypoglycemic and falling out and needing to eat some sugar right now in order to keep going yeah we had rich role on the podcast who's a vegan uh ultra endurance athlete poor guy yeah nice guy but uh the the vegan aspect of it but he was explaining the whole thing about burning fat, getting your body to burn fat.

[988] You have to.

[989] I mean, if you want to be healthy, if you, like, and it's just a little bit of discipline.

[990] It's not like I'm ever feeling like I'm lacking something or something like that.

[991] It's like you're sated all day long.

[992] Yeah, that's a weird thing about us with our diets, man. It's like if you look at the average person, go to Disneyland or something like that.

[993] Look at the average person.

[994] When you see anywhere you were around a giant mass of people, so many people are so unhealthy.

[995] You know what you got to go to?

[996] Go to the fucking CrossFit games.

[997] Oh, I was at the beach.

[998] Holy fuck I was at the beach And the beach was was brutal the other day And I was watching these kids Eating chips with their fat family Everybody's fat Their parents are fat And that's in California Where there's a higher level of Like people aren't generally that way Higher level of cocaine I don't know, is it the cocaine?

[999] No, it's not that many people in Coke, dude Have you ever done any of the stuff That makes the dudes eat their faces, Brian?

[1000] Bad salts?

[1001] Yeah No It only makes one retard eat a face I have a feeling that guy Is it good other than that?

[1002] You get to talk to him into doing that anyway.

[1003] That guy was down to eat someone's face.

[1004] I have a feeling.

[1005] He'd been waiting.

[1006] Yeah, he'd fucking waiting to blame it on bas salts.

[1007] We all know one asshole, you know, that's like that.

[1008] One guy.

[1009] That's hilarious.

[1010] Yeah, one motherfucker that just...

[1011] He ruined Bass salts for everybody.

[1012] Yeah, he ruined the whole gig.

[1013] It was weird.

[1014] He just had the Munchies.

[1015] He was mad hungry.

[1016] Just talking about that crash the Turbosonic site.

[1017] It's crazy.

[1018] Just us talking about it.

[1019] That site is wrecked.

[1020] Let's crash some sites.

[1021] Let's talk about something.

[1022] No, you can't do that, Brian.

[1023] You can't even say that.

[1024] I'm just kidding.

[1025] You can't, but I'm just informing you.

[1026] Are we being censored by the man?

[1027] What's going on?

[1028] While we're working together, you cannot put us in danger like that.

[1029] Yeah, that's actually a threat.

[1030] If you talk about let's go crash a website, you're threatening to you to conspire to remove someone's product from business.

[1031] And the way it's defined in like the Patriot Act, I'm pretty sure that's cyberterrorism.

[1032] Now, you're like, you've got to be real careful about shit like that.

[1033] I'm not bullshitting.

[1034] You got to be really careful.

[1035] What happened with the sonic boom site that you're doing?

[1036] Turbosonic is that the device that I talked about, that shake.

[1037] Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.

[1038] And when we, when you mentioned it, enough people went there that it crashed it out.

[1039] Yeah, yeah.

[1040] Holy fuck.

[1041] You're powerful, Joe Rogan.

[1042] It's not even that site.

[1043] It's amazing.

[1044] You know what it's amazing to me is watching this for the last few years, like, and we haven't been around each other a whole lot, but watching the explosion of a podcast, like, the way technology moves and, like, the way technology moves and, like, podcast just happened and how powerful they are.

[1045] and then the reaching that it does into the world, it's crazy.

[1046] Yeah, it's not like anything that's ever happened to me before.

[1047] There's a big difference between doing shows now, like post -podcast and pre -podcast.

[1048] Like, you know, I always had fans.

[1049] I always have people that want to come see me, but it's just a totally different animal.

[1050] Like, that's what Ari was talking about.

[1051] I'd ask him, I was like, how does this make it different for you?

[1052] And he's like, dude, it's fucking retarded.

[1053] It makes all the difference.

[1054] Yeah, it's a weird, this is, this is, this.

[1055] is uh this is toronto this is me just going on stage in toronto this is it doesn't even make sense when i hear this it seems like a lie it sounds like the super bowl it's fucking rad dude it was crazy dude for real it's like one of the one of the weirder moments of my life really because yeah because it doesn't seem real was that like a pinnacle show like it one of the biggest ones it was pretty big i've sold out massy hall before though i sold it out uh last time i was there too toronto's just amazing man it's just a great town they have a big comedy community there too so we did a uh a show uh the night before at this uh not to be named site where they have a weed show and uh it's a super secret only people within the community allowed i don't tweet nothing about it because i don't know what the laws are the last thing i want to do is get arrested the night before the way ends right not not a good career move so uh we literally landed at 9 .30 called the dude up who runs the show and we were over there.

[1056] We dropped our shit off at the hotel and we were gone.

[1057] So me and Tripoli show up at this place.

[1058] We walk in, we go into the back door and it's just like this party.

[1059] This is people drinking.

[1060] There's smoke filled the room.

[1061] And the iron chic is on stage.

[1062] No. Yes.

[1063] So we hear, and motherfucker Jabrani.

[1064] And mother fuck Haran.

[1065] Number one Greco -Roman.

[1066] Number one, freestyle wrestling.

[1067] You hear him on stage like going through his shit.

[1068] And it's there's so much smoke in the room.

[1069] Like, it's like the room is on fire.

[1070] Does the iron cheek burn?

[1071] Oh, yeah.

[1072] Well, I don't know.

[1073] I want to say.

[1074] I did, too late.

[1075] Did they have cyber terrorism, Joe?

[1076] Did they have some good weed at this place?

[1077] Did they have some good weed?

[1078] God damn, did they have good weed in Toronto?

[1079] It's just as good as California weed.

[1080] I think it's universal now.

[1081] I don't think, I think what happened was when the medical movement came along, the California botanists got on it because they could be out in the open about it, and they started putting out.

[1082] the names of the strains and you know and telling you this is 70 % setiva 30 % indica and put all the different hybrids out and then everybody else just ran with it so now i think when you get good weed you're getting it's it's good california weed or it's good colorado is right there with california but it looks like toronto's right there too like they know what the fuck they're doing and then vancouver has like a medical program they have like something similar that's like where everything came from the base yeah but hash the union was a documentary that I was in a few years back, that they've actually shown to the Canadian Parliament.

[1083] They actually are using it to educate different Canadian politicians because most people don't even know the history of why it's illegal or what a big part it plays in the economy of British Columbia.

[1084] Like, they don't even know, but it's like a web holding the economy together.

[1085] It's a big part of the industry.

[1086] It's one of the reasons why Vancouver is such a wealthy place.

[1087] And people don't want to accept that, but it's a fact.

[1088] It is a commodity.

[1089] It's just as much of a commodity as living in an oil town.

[1090] It's just as much of a commodity.

[1091] That money gets distributed back into the community, and there's a massive amount of it.

[1092] And it's tolerated in the weirdest way possible, where it is and it isn't at the same time.

[1093] It's legal and illegal.

[1094] It's like they let it go.

[1095] De -criminalized?

[1096] I don't even know how they say it, but you can't sell it.

[1097] It's like, and they bust people, they find, one of the things in the union, they found these undercover ones or underground, like, places where they were growing it with, they had electricity running underground.

[1098] They found those before in America, too.

[1099] And they also had trains where they had, like, train cars, and the train cars were all filled with grow houses.

[1100] They're all grow houses.

[1101] And they're just, like, you know, hundreds of yards of trains filled with weed.

[1102] Yeah, I mean, the demand is insane, and there's money coming in, and it's not totally legal.

[1103] But it's a massive part of the economy.

[1104] And the union, if you haven't seen it, my friend Adam Skorgie did the documentary and I'm in it too it's I go crazy talking about weed laws but it's uh it's one of the best documentaries as far as like explaining how ridiculous it is but in Canada they watch this they're showing this to politicians these fucking monkeys we have in office are not going to sit down and be educated by something that actually makes sense no these ridiculous fucking people we have running this country they say that the lobbyists now that even like companies like the pharmaceutical companies or big electric or whatever that they're that they're pushing lobbyists away they're the the hundred senators that are bought by everybody they're like we can't we've already we're already we've already we're already invested sorry like that the bribes aren't even counting anymore because they're already they're already they're already the idea that you could just bribe someone and give it another name call it lobbyists the idea that you can be in fucking office that like that's what you're groomed for yeah like you ask a 12 year old what do you want to be a politician kill that kid yeah you know what the fuck kind of weird kid is that i love that george washington shit like fuck no I don't want that they're like we want to make you king he's like are you what we were just doing are you guys not paying attention yeah we just got away from that you stupid fuck man yeah george was where's the leader that doesn't want to be a leader you know yeah that's what george washington probably had to do it because if he didn't do it some other cunt would do it and ruin the whole fucking project exactly yeah yeah but that was like unpaid you're not like the whole thing is like it's taking you away from being a business man like a plantation slave owner that he was and uh you know like listen i got slaves to fuck I really don't have enough time to run this country.

[1105] I got wooden teeth and I own a bunch of people.

[1106] What did you think about that?

[1107] Did you ever see that Obama wasn't the first black president and all the other seven or eight black presidents?

[1108] I've only seen that from the black Muslims.

[1109] Dude, there's a website that is dedicated to it, but I'm like, Kelvin Coolidge, how come I never thought of that before?

[1110] Calvin Coolidge.

[1111] You know what I mean?

[1112] My man. He's like, I should have known that.

[1113] Yeah, when was the last time a dude named Calvin was a white guy?

[1114] Coolidge.

[1115] Calvin Coolidge.

[1116] just black as fucking need to be.

[1117] I wrote an article about it on my website way, way, way back.

[1118] It was like, way before Fear Factor.

[1119] I was in New York doing a club and I was walking down the street and these black Muslims, the black Israelites, excuse me, not Muslims, the black Israelites have, they wear crazy outfits like superheroes.

[1120] Really?

[1121] Oh my God, you've never seen it?

[1122] Oh my God, it's amazing.

[1123] It's one of the weirdest religions ever.

[1124] They make fun of regular Jews.

[1125] These so -called Jews with their curly hair and they stupid clothes.

[1126] This guy was saying this while he was dressed up like a superhero.

[1127] Like, I'm not joking.

[1128] I mean, they look like a guy who's in like a movie, like a Charlton Heston movie about, like, people who lived in the Roman times.

[1129] I'm like, that's how they're dressed.

[1130] They're dressed in these crazy outfits.

[1131] Pulls up on the chariot.

[1132] And they like, they will read the Bible.

[1133] You know, sayeth unto he what you, you know, and they would say, what he means by.

[1134] that and then come up with some crazy exit.

[1135] It's to keep the mud races and the white man and all the different non -African races.

[1136] Like, whoa, how'd you get that out of that sentence?

[1137] That's awesome.

[1138] And you have to see some of the videos of these guys because you would swear it's a giant troll.

[1139] See if you can pull some up, Brian, because a lot of people are not aware of them.

[1140] What are they called again?

[1141] Black Israelites, crazy black Israelites.

[1142] They all hate white people.

[1143] The white devil.

[1144] And they'll do all this.

[1145] And I sat there.

[1146] and watch these guys go off about white people.

[1147] He let me sit around because he goes, you're not Jewish, are you?

[1148] And I said, no, no, I'm Italian.

[1149] Because I'm about to say some shit.

[1150] I said, I'm Italian to go, okay, you ain't even white.

[1151] You ain't white.

[1152] I'm okay, okay?

[1153] I just want to hear your rap, you know?

[1154] But a dude asked to take a picture with me. I wonder if the picture is still up on my website.

[1155] But the picture was me standing there with this fucking guy.

[1156] What are the Bible?

[1157] What is?

[1158] You got to see the guys.

[1159] Where are they?

[1160] Oh, this guy's got an actual Bible.

[1161] We'll open that book in less dear.

[1162] Let me ask you, how was this man of white?

[1163] This man known as American.

[1164] You are a racist and you are twisting scripture.

[1165] This is a battle between crazy people.

[1166] This is no good.

[1167] Let's not go to this one.

[1168] Try to find one where it's just the other crazy people.

[1169] I love the fat guy.

[1170] The fat guy is like saying they're twisting up the scripture.

[1171] Yeah.

[1172] He's like, you are doing the wrong crazy shit.

[1173] Who are the Jews?

[1174] Oh, my God.

[1175] Yeah, look at the outfits.

[1176] Who are the Negroes in America?

[1177] I see.

[1178] See, the Jews are one tribe of people.

[1179] I see.

[1180] That's where you get the word Jew from the tribe of Jew duck.

[1181] Yeah.

[1182] Or the Negroes.

[1183] Who am I?

[1184] What are the Negroes?

[1185] What's your nationality?

[1186] I'm just, I'm just a person.

[1187] No, what are you following?

[1188] Do you follow the Caucasian?

[1189] Yes.

[1190] Okay, well, you're an Edemite.

[1191] What does the Bible tell you that?

[1192] What does the Bible tell you that?

[1193] Are you guys against the war?

[1194] Do you want us to know?

[1195] We will support the war.

[1196] Every father is in control of the war.

[1197] What's that?

[1198] Look at his awesome outfit.

[1199] All 12 tribes of Israel are not going to be black people?

[1200] No, did I just, I did not just say that.

[1201] Okay.

[1202] I'm listening.

[1203] Where are they?

[1204] I say the 12 tribes of Israel are the Negroes, West Indians, Haitians, Haitians, the Panama.

[1205] Those have shit written down.

[1206] Puerto Ricans, Cubans, North American Indians, the Seminole Indians, Argentina and Chile, Colombia, Uruguay, and the so -called Mexicans.

[1207] So -called Mexicans.

[1208] They live in Mexico.

[1209] Was Jesus a Jew?

[1210] Yes, he was a Jew.

[1211] Okay.

[1212] So why do you have Jesus painted like that?

[1213] That's not Jesus.

[1214] Who is that?

[1215] That's not Jesus.

[1216] That's the man who's successful George is.

[1217] Look at that billboard.

[1218] Look at that billboard.

[1219] That's him on the left -ass.

[1220] That's the family.

[1221] That is the family that painted that image.

[1222] It's a show coming out in April and they're going to give you the whole truth in that.

[1223] Okay, okay.

[1224] This guy's not a good representation of it.

[1225] The better representation is they read on.

[1226] They read out of the Bible, and then they twist it up.

[1227] But it's all basically the same thing.

[1228] This guy wasn't spewed enough hate.

[1229] they all yell yeah he was barely doing hate he was just doing silly he was going silly with it he had like a cardboard like a like a outfit looks like a fucking paper bag from vongs johns not vans he taped his shit on yeah it looked like he taped the trim yeah i don't know why you have to have a certain outfit in order to read the word i've always thought that was really interesting where people uh dress up and i i don't trust you when you're dressing up special i really don't because that's not you.

[1230] You know, you should be able to go and do a mask in front of everybody, dress the same way you would dress if you went to dinner somewhere.

[1231] Right.

[1232] You should just dress.

[1233] You shouldn't wear, like, crazy outfits and I treat you different.

[1234] If you want to wear a dress, if that's your shit.

[1235] A velvet dress and a big hat.

[1236] If you're that kind of gal, and that's what you want to wear, I think you should be able to wear whatever the fuck you want, but what I don't think you should do is dress like you from another time period, and I give you extra respect.

[1237] Dude, all the people down in the neighborhood I used to live, Like all the dudes in the black wool suits and all that.

[1238] Oh, yeah.

[1239] And the funny hats.

[1240] Some are fuzzy.

[1241] Yeah.

[1242] Some are cowboy hats.

[1243] Some look like a Christmas re.

[1244] It always fucking cracks me up to see those guys walking.

[1245] And then you'll see a dude with a Bluetooth.

[1246] It's like you're in the 1840s, but you're Bluetooth.

[1247] Like, that's okay, though.

[1248] You got to wear this uncomfortable shit all day long.

[1249] They only wear that one outfit.

[1250] Yeah.

[1251] That's the only kind of clothes they wear.

[1252] And then I think those poor kids, you see these young kids, you're like, fuck, man. Yeah.

[1253] They're stuck.

[1254] They're stuck in a cult.

[1255] But hopefully they can met in Yahoo their way out.

[1256] out of there.

[1257] I feel like what's his name?

[1258] Madis Yahoo. That guy's a bad motherfucker and he was stuck in there.

[1259] I feel like you just got to pick your cult.

[1260] Yeah, well, maybe, but that's not the one.

[1261] That's too restrictive.

[1262] The ones that are too restrictive is too like people got out of control and they had a...

[1263] Like Jiu -Jitsu, that's a cult.

[1264] That is a cult for sure.

[1265] Yeah.

[1266] The whole paleo movement.

[1267] All the CrossFit movement.

[1268] That's just all cults, but it's all good.

[1269] You're on a cult radio show.

[1270] Yeah, exactly.

[1271] This is a cult show.

[1272] Just got to pick your cult.

[1273] You know?

[1274] Don't get fooled, dumb dumb.

[1275] Yeah.

[1276] Well, it's also what we were talking about before is people that naturally gravitate towards groups, groups of like -minded people.

[1277] Because everybody's fucking different in this world, man. There's too many different variables that could affect people.

[1278] So many variables.

[1279] That's why the idea of a country is, you know, it's kind of a, it's almost like we're, until we evolve to the next level of consciousness, we're going to keep having countries.

[1280] It's pretty historic.

[1281] Yeah, it's going to be real hard.

[1282] hard for us to evolve past the point of needing a team, past the point of needing a tribe.

[1283] It's going to be real hard because some other cunt's going to come along is you kind of try to jack all the resources, control the area, you know, some...

[1284] It's true.

[1285] If you look at like what's going on in the Middle East, like, how does this not blow up eventually?

[1286] How does this not overboil?

[1287] Well, you look at that shit that's going on, whatever, at least they have real food.

[1288] You look at what's going on with GMOs and with Monsanto and fucking the head of Monsanto gets appointed as the head of the FDA.

[1289] by Obama.

[1290] It's like, I want it to be on your side, home boy, but holy fuck.

[1291] You know what I mean?

[1292] It's like, we're just controlled.

[1293] I mean, they're controlling our food, poisoning our food.

[1294] Monsanto made Agent Orange.

[1295] Yeah.

[1296] Yeah, they're a fucking weed fertilizer company for fuck's sake.

[1297] Yeah.

[1298] That makes our food.

[1299] That owns, if you eat any corn at all, it's Monsanto corn.

[1300] It's all GMO.

[1301] It's all mutated now because the wind, the way they shut down fucking farms, they'd put a farm next to it and then they'd fucking sue them.

[1302] They'd say, you're growing our shit.

[1303] They're like the wind blue and fucking your shit is here.

[1304] They said, we patented that.

[1305] Yeah, and then they sue the farmers.

[1306] And they bankrupt them.

[1307] Yeah, that's common practice.

[1308] And now it's a done deal.

[1309] They say someone every 30 seconds commits suicide because they're involved in a Monsanto contract that they can't profit from.

[1310] And it stinks.

[1311] Well, they're suing.

[1312] They can't eat meat.

[1313] They're suing, they're the only country that's suing a corporation.

[1314] And they're in a lawsuit.

[1315] They're in a litigation against Monsanto because the eggplant, they're trying to own the eggplant the plant the way they did.

[1316] the way they did the corn in America.

[1317] And they're like, enough's enough, man. Brazil won recently in court.

[1318] Yeah, the Brazilian farmers, they won billions of dollars from Monsanto.

[1319] Now, there is a cow.

[1320] Those fucking Brazilians know how to do meat.

[1321] They fuck, yeah, they do.

[1322] Apparently, not so good at Jiu -Jitsu, but they got some fucking, they can cook some shit.

[1323] There's some suicides all over the world when it comes to the Monsanto.

[1324] Yeah, it's really scary.

[1325] Monsanto is connected to 200 ,000 suicides in India.

[1326] 200 ,000 in the past 10 years.

[1327] The past 10 years, man. I had no idea.

[1328] That's insane.

[1329] 365 days a year times 10.

[1330] It's crazy.

[1331] You know, that suicide, where organisms are dying to recreate themselves, like humans, like everything, like, we're, like, like, biology wants more biology.

[1332] And like, and you've got a, you've got a, uh, uh, uh, You've got self -preservation as a gene in you.

[1333] And where people are dying like that, like fucking what you're talking about, suicides there, or you're talking about the American soldier coming back.

[1334] Like, it's fucking epidemic, dude.

[1335] They talk about a dude a day kills himself that was in the army.

[1336] That's crazy.

[1337] And it seems like something we should address.

[1338] I mean, you think about that, 365 days a year, 10 years.

[1339] That's 3 ,650 years, right?

[1340] Or 3 ,650 days.

[1341] 3 ,650 days, 200 ,000 people committed suicide.

[1342] That's amazing.

[1343] That's huge.

[1344] That's amazing.

[1345] I mean, that's almost, that's a lot.

[1346] That's insane.

[1347] And that's just giving hopelessness.

[1348] How much hopelessness can I give to a guy so it kills himself?

[1349] Is that like 50 a day?

[1350] 70 a day or something like that?

[1351] I mean, it's crazy.

[1352] You're asking the wrong guy.

[1353] Yeah, I'm the wrong guy to be questioning.

[1354] I think it's been broken down, though.

[1355] Someone's broken down, like, how many minute, every three minutes or something, an Indian guy commits suicide because I'm a fucking, Montanto.

[1356] Well, India's massive, first of all.

[1357] There's a billion people.

[1358] A bunch of extra folks there.

[1359] And Monsanto's like, fuck them.

[1360] We're going to need to fucking thin the herd some way.

[1361] It's going to weak bitches to kill themselves.

[1362] So we're just going to jack them.

[1363] I don't know what the deal they have over there is, but I know that there's certain places in this country where they make deals with people where you have to buy their shit.

[1364] And once you buy their shit, like it only works for a year.

[1365] They have like suicide seeds.

[1366] Right.

[1367] That don't work and then you've got to buy it from you're strung out on them yeah you're strung out you can't like the old days a farmer used to take his tomatoes and then take some seeds from those tomatoes and plant those seeds and make more tomatoes that shit ain't happening anymore they've engineered that out of the equation which is really nuts right that they've twisted money twisted it around they've twisted life around just so they can maximize the amount of money it's not like you couldn't make money just selling seeds I just read the montsano headquarters they all vote on what their cafeteria is.

[1368] They voted no GMO foods in our cafeteria.

[1369] That's hilarious.

[1370] Is that awesome?

[1371] They're like, we're not eating that shit.

[1372] That's hilarious.

[1373] So then what is that shit?

[1374] Those are the people that know the most about that food.

[1375] So what the fuck is that?

[1376] Well, it gives tumors to rats.

[1377] Like, they're just releasing studies now that show that it gives fucking rats, brain tumors and shit.

[1378] It just shows you've got to be more proactive, know more about your life.

[1379] You believe the government.

[1380] You deserve to die.

[1381] You like, it's like if you, if you're looking for somebody else to be relying on, so you can get your health and you're like that's fucking crazy that's one way I'm looking at it I think the way I'm looking at it that I would choose is that there's there's got to be a way that these people can profit that everybody can make a living and do very well by selling a legitimate product that doesn't fuck people over we just got to figure out a way so what is that people we got to figure out a way to stop people from putting money over humanity and that's what they that's from like that documentary the corporation do you ever watch that Well, yeah, that's not sure.

[1382] We don't even vote that way.

[1383] People vote and they say, what's going to be better for my taxes?

[1384] They don't say what's going to be better for the homeless guy down the street.

[1385] Well, fuck the homeless guy.

[1386] You know, that bitch needs to get a job.

[1387] What's his problem?

[1388] There's a lot of stuff that goes on with that.

[1389] There's a lot of mental illness.

[1390] I mean, I'm just saying that's how people look at it.

[1391] You ever see this documentary?

[1392] But I'm not inclined to deal with.

[1393] Yes, I have.

[1394] I think once you get to be like a dude and you're pissing yourself and you're on the street, like bring you back to baseline and build you up.

[1395] again.

[1396] God damn, that's an effort.

[1397] You know?

[1398] I'm not saying we shouldn't do it.

[1399] And maybe we're never going to do that.

[1400] Yeah, I'm not saying we shouldn't do it.

[1401] I don't know what made that guy, but something, something went wrong and created that dude.

[1402] We definitely need to patch this fucking thing up one way or another.

[1403] And having a company like Monsanto around ain't helping shit.

[1404] No, and then what is that?

[1405] Like, when you talk about like every country, except for like three countries in the fucking world, the central bank is a Rothschild's bank.

[1406] Like, you think about things like that about like why Hugo Chavez is an out.

[1407] cast and treated like Castro is because fucking he said, I'm not going to sell my natural resources to the World Bank and assuage my debt.

[1408] Like, when you look at that and you go, it's about money and control.

[1409] And you go, how much money you control?

[1410] Like, how many more billions do you need?

[1411] Like, what is that about?

[1412] Or like you look at the thing where they break the oil pipeline and Halliburton comes to the rescue again.

[1413] Fuck you.

[1414] You know how to clean that up?

[1415] Nobody knows how to clean that up.

[1416] But you got a contract to clean it up.

[1417] It's just more fleecing of the taxpayers.

[1418] so we're paying for our own imprisonment.

[1419] Like, and that's the real rub.

[1420] That's the whole game here is how can I keep the American public or all the public scared so that I can make you pay for your own imprisonment?

[1421] How can I, how can we spend the euro so that the World Bank in fucking, in Germany can buy Greece?

[1422] It's not just taking corporations.

[1423] We're jacking countries.

[1424] Like, that's crazy.

[1425] It's, and it's all from, it's all based on someone's going to try to make money.

[1426] Right.

[1427] That's the only thing that everything is based on.

[1428] But it's not even money.

[1429] It's like, It's sicker than that.

[1430] It's like a junkie.

[1431] It's like when you tell me as a dope fiend and you go, if you're abstinent, if you have one, that's too many and a thousand's never enough.

[1432] It's like there's an insatiable lust for power that they crave.

[1433] Because you've already got opulence for forever.

[1434] So what is it?

[1435] It's just like we were talking about with the prison guard experiment.

[1436] It's just human nature.

[1437] When humans get to a certain point where they have ultimate control over people, they look at the regular people with disdain, they separate themselves from everybody else.

[1438] It becomes a team of them, you know, these, these blue blood weirdos who wear fucking eyes wide shut masks and go around fucking each other in the ass on videotape so that they, you know, have something on each other, whatever the fuck they do.

[1439] Those, uh, it's, it's just like anything else, man. They just have too much power.

[1440] It's too, they, they manipulated the system, there's a rig system, and they're, they pass money down from generation to generation, and there was unenlightened person teaches, unenlightened children to remain that way and it goes on and on and on and it doesn't match up to the model of information that's out there now it's it's not at this it's not like we're living in the 1500s where it's really tough to get worried out no one really knows how the fuck anything really works because the whole the whole country's in the dark you got to go to library and books you can't you know there's no cars it's like that era to get something by in that era it was almost like balanced it was normal but now it's imbalanced because everybody knows it's a hustle.

[1441] It's not like there's no confusion anymore.

[1442] Anybody can go online and Google the stories about Monsanto.

[1443] Anybody can go online and Google lobbyists and find out how that whole thing works.

[1444] Anybody can go online and read what people are saying that have actually read the NDAA and what a fucking crazy thing it is that Obama passed this.

[1445] Anybody can do that now.

[1446] And this wasn't the case when this sort of style of government was born.

[1447] It's just evolved to a point where it's gotten too big.

[1448] Well, it's so funny, though, too, about people, because nobody cares.

[1449] It's like after the Bush administration, the robbery was obscene and blatant.

[1450] And nobody cared.

[1451] Nobody cared that he didn't really have a grasp on English.

[1452] Nobody cares about Mitt Romney, how crazy he sounds.

[1453] He's like, you can't roll down the window in an airplane, so you can't get fresh air in the plane.

[1454] Somebody's got to fix that.

[1455] Yeah.

[1456] Like, that's insane.

[1457] You're an insane fucking person.

[1458] You're nearly retarded, and you're vying for one of the highest offices.

[1459] That's not the crazy part.

[1460] The crazy part is there's grips of people that are on your side.

[1461] Because he's white.

[1462] He's a businessman.

[1463] He's a businessman.

[1464] And the fact that he's a businessman, the fact that he's been raiding companies and fucking taking jobs away.

[1465] That videotape of him recently where he's going, yeah, the 46 % of Americans that are just taking from the country, they're just scabs on the country and we've got to stop that out.

[1466] These are people that were paying into all these social programs.

[1467] That's who he's talking about as retirees and shit.

[1468] Well, he's talking about what he said, he's saying that 47 percent apparently i didn't know this but 47 percent of the people in this country don't pay income taxes they don't make enough money to pay income taxes and he was like those people i don't worry about those and they still pay taxes because they pay property taxes they pay you know food taxes sale taxes everything but he was trying to say that they don't contribute so they'll never they'll never vote for him and everybody was like what did you say crazy crazy you're like you can't concentrate on them it's like what you can't concentrate on half the public.

[1469] On people.

[1470] Yeah, on half the people.

[1471] You can't try to talk to them and explain to them that you can help them.

[1472] Whoa, like he's an elitist.

[1473] He's as clear and elitist as they can be.

[1474] I'm not into what Obama's done.

[1475] I don't like it.

[1476] He's a prick, too.

[1477] It makes me sad that that's the first black guy that's president who's a liberal, who's a brilliant guy, who's Harvard educated, and this is the result.

[1478] The National Defense Authorization Act, all the, all the ridiculousness.

[1479] that's gone on with WikiLeaks.

[1480] Make anybody a terrorist.

[1481] You've got zero rights in court.

[1482] We can hold you indefinitely.

[1483] All of that shit, dude.

[1484] And for him, what I was hoping for, I'm hoping the second term.

[1485] He just played ball the first term.

[1486] That's my fantasy, which I know isn't true.

[1487] Chris Rock's been saying that.

[1488] Like, you know, the second terms, and you do some gangster shit, I'm like, come on.

[1489] We'll see.

[1490] That's ridiculous.

[1491] If that's really the case, first of all, you can't, freedoms taken away are never returned.

[1492] Once you give away some freedom It doesn't ever Never in the history of the world Has it gone back And I'm sorry retards It's not World War II freedom Or your great granddaddy In World War I or something You fucking asshole It's people that came and carved a fucking country out From England Like that's the freedom that was fucking bought With a wholesale clean slate place Like we don't get that shit back And ever since then It's slowly sliding away And those guys that built it back then They knew They knew that this could fucking fall apart.

[1493] So they put a bunch of safeguards in place.

[1494] And essentially, lately, the politicians have been cutting those up and selling those down the river.

[1495] And all without the support of the American people.

[1496] We haven't told me to do this.

[1497] Nobody was even for that.

[1498] No one's for it.

[1499] Not only is no one for it, most people don't even know what's happened.

[1500] I mean, I've talked to friends that are like really politically active, supposedly.

[1501] And you bring up the National Defense Authorization Act, because it's not on CNN, they think like, oh, what the fuck?

[1502] You know, it's not real.

[1503] Off CNN.

[1504] Yeah.

[1505] It's like that's the other thing.

[1506] You've got to listen to Jamie Kilstein or you got to listen to fucking, you've got to go to other places for that.

[1507] You know, even BBC, if you go online, you can find information about that.

[1508] But BBC, Al Jazeera, all that shit, you know.

[1509] That's, um...

[1510] Terrorist.

[1511] Yeah.

[1512] It's motherfuckers.

[1513] It's weird, man. We've got a weird world we live in, dude.

[1514] It's very weird.

[1515] It's strange.

[1516] We've got this woman coming on next week, Amber Lyon.

[1517] She's from CNN.

[1518] She seems interesting.

[1519] Yeah, very interesting.

[1520] and she's going to break open some massive, she's going to, well, she exposed massive censorship at CNN.

[1521] She kind of told what it's like over there, and we're going to sit down with her next week.

[1522] They'll treat her like WikiLeaks.

[1523] It goes back to that thing about it with the family on the train tracks.

[1524] But it's too obvious.

[1525] At this point, it's too obvious.

[1526] It's too obvious that there's censorship.

[1527] When there's issues, especially like the National Defense Authorization Act, which is really an unconstitutional act, act.

[1528] It's horrifying when you read what they can do.

[1529] Indefinite detention of American civilians who essentially have no recourse, no right to trial.

[1530] They can just detain you.

[1531] You don't have rights anymore.

[1532] It's like the whole idea of this country is innocent until proven guilty.

[1533] And the reason that is the case is because there's a lot of people that got accused of something that weren't guilty.

[1534] It's that simple.

[1535] Think about trusting the TSA, the guys at TSA that you walk up on.

[1536] Because that's who is going to enforce this stuff.

[1537] Are people like that?

[1538] Like that.

[1539] Indefinite detention under the rule of the TSA.

[1540] They can't control what they eat.

[1541] They can't control anything.

[1542] Their flatulence is more widespread than mine.

[1543] And their idea behind this is that what they're doing is preparing for a fucking Arab Spring type rebellion.

[1544] And we're going to be able to have these things so we can legally do the things that are horrible and immoral.

[1545] But since we wrote them down on paper, we can do it now.

[1546] So we're going to do it.

[1547] So we're just going to set it up nice and slow.

[1548] where we change the country and literally turn everything into a police state oh and by the way we're gonna have drones do you mind if we have drones we're just thinking to pass it we know what we're doing don't worry we're gonna have 30 ,000 of them floating in the sky in the next 10 years I was talking to people last week about this and they're and the thing is is like with the people that are vote for whoever your candidate is whatever but the people that are so easily fleeced in the country you go um if if it's you know we pass a it's okay to fuck your kids now.

[1549] It's totally okay.

[1550] You can have intersex intercourse with a child.

[1551] Then they go, well, it's legal.

[1552] At least it's not illegal.

[1553] It's like it's such a fucking battle cry for numbsculls.

[1554] Yeah.

[1555] Well, they passed a law in New York City recently, saying that rabbis have to get consent from the parents before the moyle sucks on the kid's dick after circumcision because a couple kids have died over the past few years because of herpes.

[1556] So these asshole rabbis...

[1557] Herpes can kill you?

[1558] Yes, when you're a baby.

[1559] Yes, herpes can kill you.

[1560] So these rabbi assholes with cold sores are sucking off baby dicks and giving them, this is not, I'm not making any of this up.

[1561] So they passed a law.

[1562] So now there's a law that says we have to just get the parents' consent and you can still do it.

[1563] You can still suck a baby's dick because it's a religious practice, because it's a religious act.

[1564] And they do it because it says that in the Torah that, you know, you're supposed to do it with your mouth because it's the closest thing to it and because saliva has antiseptic properties.

[1565] Because this is how people lived thousands of years ago.

[1566] So when they perform a circumcision, the traditional method.

[1567] Purell.

[1568] Yeah, there's plenty of antiseptics.

[1569] Although putting Purell on a baby's dick after you cut it seems rather cruel.

[1570] They're going to be fine?

[1571] They're going to be toughing them up.

[1572] Toughing up that boy.

[1573] He's scared him with a purell in the dick.

[1574] I don't know.

[1575] All that shit that's out there, then what do you do with it?

[1576] What's a recourse when you've got, like, there's nothing you can do about any.

[1577] You've got to make that illegal, first of all.

[1578] But you can't fight Obama and his choices.

[1579] You can't, you can't, you can't.

[1580] fight that.

[1581] Well, it's so disappointing that a guy like Obama was the one who came up with this.

[1582] So then what's the recourse?

[1583] Or not just came up with this, rather, but approved this in office.

[1584] He had to stand, he had to do a JFK there.

[1585] He had to stand up for that.

[1586] If you're going to be a real president, you have to stand up for that.

[1587] And you have to expose it to the public and say, look, this is an issue that I cannot sign.

[1588] And this is why.

[1589] And make a stand and say, listen, you guys can make a lot of money.

[1590] But you can't do this.

[1591] You can make plenty of money still.

[1592] you let plenty of control still.

[1593] Why don't you talking about that at a state of the union address?

[1594] You know what I mean?

[1595] Yeah, why isn't it?

[1596] Why isn't everybody?

[1597] Why isn't it a huge issue?

[1598] So then the whole thing goes back to me. Yeah, there is.

[1599] You just turned off my power though.

[1600] Really?

[1601] Yeah.

[1602] What went off?

[1603] My laptop.

[1604] Well, my laptop is not getting any power.

[1605] Oh, now it does.

[1606] See, it wasn't working, dude.

[1607] I was getting no power for some reason.

[1608] I turned it off and turned.

[1609] That switch is probably.

[1610] No, it's not.

[1611] well something happened but I just turned that off and back on and now it works I didn't touch it before that yeah it wasn't on it's magic probably that mag shit's gonna blow up well this is a building that's super crazy old this place has been here since like 1961 really yeah so the electrical system in here is really wonky was the was the uh cannabis shop was that here before you guys yeah came in after you guys no they were they were here before us we've only been I started I did my my first show here in 94 but we've only been like hanging out here on a regular for like what two years probably two years doing shows here so the you know this the weed store was already here kid this whole area is like very weedy there's a lot of weed going on this area yeah they it's real weird like where you can get away with certain things where you can like teach people how to grow and shit and have hydroponic shops and they don't come down on you but this area's like but then you go you were in san diego you can't rock that shit in san diego And in Palm Beach, they're closing them down in Palm Beach.

[1612] They're trying to stop.

[1613] Denver, they stop.

[1614] They put a moratorium on them.

[1615] They can't open anymore.

[1616] There were so many everywhere.

[1617] They're so crazy.

[1618] Denver's awesome.

[1619] In New Mexico, they open them up and they legalized it for met.

[1620] But there's like 10 prescriptions they gave out.

[1621] They won't give anybody a card.

[1622] And then there's not really any, they didn't think it out really.

[1623] It doesn't seem like anywhere where they go dispensaries have to meet these criteria or any of that kind of stuff.

[1624] And so they're like, nobody can be a dispensary.

[1625] or maybe anybody can or they're not sure.

[1626] I think it's at 13 states now.

[1627] I think 13 states out of 50 have some sort of medical marijuana program.

[1628] The interesting one was Rhode Island, where Rhode Island said they would use their state police to fight off federal agents if they came down to close them off.

[1629] Holy shit.

[1630] Yeah, Rhode Island is saying you're not going to arrest Rhode Island citizens for this.

[1631] And I was like, wow, Rhode Island went gangster with the Fed. Good.

[1632] Because they were coming in and just arresting people who are not violating state law, which is unconstitutional, which is more shit.

[1633] There's a reason why it's set up this way.

[1634] So for the federal government to come in and say that, you know, we're superseding your state government.

[1635] That's the reason why there's a state in the first place.

[1636] It's so the federal government can't do that.

[1637] Is that causing people to starve?

[1638] The only time it was supposed to be where the federal government has power was when we're in a state of war.

[1639] So we're in a constant state of war.

[1640] It's all the time.

[1641] Yeah, we're just being a constant state of war.

[1642] So we always can control this.

[1643] How about the cities?

[1644] Like, there's real problems.

[1645] And like, Sacramento.

[1646] Where is it?

[1647] Mammoth.

[1648] Yeah, right.

[1649] That are bankrupt.

[1650] That now their pensions of all the firefighters there, all the cops that have retired.

[1651] Sorry, we can't fucking pay.

[1652] We're bankrupt.

[1653] Like, who is that fucking accountant?

[1654] Yeah.

[1655] Like, you're just stealing so much that the state is not, that the state can't take care of this city that's bankrupt.

[1656] It's a major metropolitan.

[1657] Like, that's crazy.

[1658] There's like three in California right now.

[1659] But we're going to go ahead and send federal money after some guys smoking weed.

[1660] Well, what's really important is that, we police Afghanistan.

[1661] That's the real important.

[1662] We've got to make sure that everything's okay over there.

[1663] They're training people, and then the people are just turning their guns on the American troops, just gunning them down.

[1664] They're like, thanks.

[1665] They're getting freebies.

[1666] They give them a gun, and they just gunned down American troops.

[1667] I mean, it's happening on a regular basis now.

[1668] Suicide bombings and all kinds of craziness over there.

[1669] Dude, we had this guy, Shane Smith from Vice, vice .com on, who told us about interviewing these guys who had kids strapped.

[1670] with dynamite.

[1671] They're talking about how they use kids as devices to detonate bombs.

[1672] Like a vehicle.

[1673] Yeah, use it as a vehicle for delivering a bomb.

[1674] That's a child.

[1675] I mean, it's scary shit.

[1676] And we're like, well, we need to be over there.

[1677] We need to keep that place in line.

[1678] Like, what kind of a shit job are we doing of keeping that place in line if they got children suicide bombers on the regular?

[1679] Is there anybody that doesn't love their kids?

[1680] Like, everybody that has kids loves kids unless they're really fucked up.

[1681] it's not like you can't sell me on the whole thing Afghanis they just don't like their kids that's the way Afghans are like that's fucking silly it's like in North Africa where my friends would go on merchant marine boats and they'd go dude there's people just their fucking limbs cut off and I thought it was an epidemic but they said no it makes them better beggars like in India and so they'll disfigure maim children because the best place you're going to get in life is a beggar like that's how some places in the world are and so the best they're so frustrated and so fucked in Afghanistan or if you want to talk about anywhere in the Middle East where they're like a little strap bombs on to people and go it's like that's not crazy people those are people that are so fucking frustrated with their empty position that they're either going to kill themselves like the 2 ,000 people that are doing over montanto in india or they're going to fucking try to make a statement while they do it yeah that's fucking crazy let's look at that problem what a shit roll of the dice being born there imagine being born in Kabul and what are you going to do for those people a couple guys with the m16 are going to take care of that problem really yeah yeah seems above their pay grade you ain't getting out bitch you ain't going nowhere right where the fuck are you gonna go if you're born in like somalia what how what is the best you can do be a pirate you think so yeah that's the best shit right all there's nothing else you're gonna starve or you're gonna be like tommy lee at the club like i'm gonna be a pirate yeah there's gotta be a way to figure out a way to have an impact on people to the point where politicians are force to recognize that we need another sort of a another reconsideration of the way we're running things that we need to like a like to sit down and like really plan this thing out because the corruption that we have it's not it's it's it's not that it's necessary it's just corruption is necessary the way it's run right here you got to figure out a way if you can figure out a way to get the internet wirelessly and throw it through the air how can you can't figure out a way to navigate humanity.

[1682] How can you can't figure out a way to make things fair for people?

[1683] Because they kill those.

[1684] Unfair is what they like.

[1685] I know, but isn't it funny?

[1686] They're just pussies that want, it's like they want the cheat codes to the video games.

[1687] You know what I mean?

[1688] They don't want to actually play the game.

[1689] That's who runs shit.

[1690] It's amazing.

[1691] It's amazing.

[1692] I mean, you look at like Tesla and you look at what happened.

[1693] He's like, I can take electricity from the air and give it to everybody for free.

[1694] They're like, the fuck you can.

[1695] Yeah.

[1696] And then all his shit gets destroyed.

[1697] Like, that's crazy.

[1698] easy.

[1699] Well, Tesla apparently was really nuts, too, though.

[1700] They say that he had, well, he had a relationship with a pigeon.

[1701] He was in love with a pigeon.

[1702] We can't judge.

[1703] I'm not judging, but I'm just saying, I think in order to have the kind of mind that can create so many things, I mean, Tesla was involved and...

[1704] Wasn't it you that was telling me about that though, about like when, like, that he thought that sex was such a distraction that he had to destroy his sexuality?

[1705] Yeah.

[1706] Like, that's a guy, like, a fucking wicked genius, he thought of the radio.

[1707] Like, they could do that.

[1708] Like, that guy, what does destroying his sexuality mean?

[1709] Like, that's crazy.

[1710] And that that was an encumbrance.

[1711] Like, I'm sorry, I'm thinking about science too much to think about my dick ever.

[1712] I think he had some sort of a relationship with a woman that really wrecked him.

[1713] And it was, like, really, he was really twisted and confused by it.

[1714] And it really fucked him up.

[1715] So there was a quote that Tesla had destroyed his sexuality.

[1716] That was the, that was the quote that he had destroyed his sexuality, which is really fascinating.

[1717] I don't know what that means, but I guess he made a conscious decision.

[1718] He liked to say, you know what?

[1719] This is obviously, this is the problem.

[1720] This thing is fucking my life up, and he was willing to put his money where his mouth is and stop the ball flow.

[1721] I know a scientist, she was, he, like, made all kinds of shit.

[1722] He was on, like, Monster Garage that, what's his name show?

[1723] And wrote for, like, Scientific American and shit.

[1724] Does all kinds of different shit, but thought, I'm an experiment, and I want to change myself into a woman and did it like a homemade that would be a fascinating one for your show this fucking lady did a homemade sex change and became a woman who's like homemade homemade yeah yeah yeah like with no I don't think did any hormones and maybe self -administered hormones and all like so surgery too crazy crazy I don't know if it's a self -surgery fully but ended up getting it doesn't feel the same and it smells different oh they said that unix there's a study a study that just came out um a study of a study of a were 80 eunuchs from the Chosun dynasty, which ruled in Korea, from 1392 to 1897, they looked at the world's only record of eunuch's lives and compared them to genealogical records of other men of similar social rank, and the researchers cross -checked their results with other royal records, and what they found was the average lifespan of a eunuch, and a eunuch is someone that has their dick and balls cut off, was around 70 years, 14 to 19 years higher than those of non -castrated men of similar social standards.

[1725] I'll give up for 15 years.

[1726] What do you think it is?

[1727] They were just like in less danger, less stress.

[1728] It's probably just dealing with women.

[1729] It's probably just dealing with so much of that.

[1730] The stress of chasing pussy.

[1731] It's like really bad in your heart.

[1732] These crazy fucks.

[1733] Well, how many people would even get out of bed really if it wasn't for some pussy?

[1734] Like whether to go work out or whether to go make money.

[1735] It's like it kind of drives a lot of us guys to get out and do stuff.

[1736] Yeah, it becomes the main motivating factor for a lot of people, especially early in life.

[1737] And then I wonder how, like, eunuchs are, why were they made eunuchs to get taken care of?

[1738] There were some kind of inservitude, right?

[1739] And so they're taken care of, they're like on welfare in a way.

[1740] They're a completely socialist unit.

[1741] So they don't have any stress about money or about who's going to steal their pigs or any of that shit, right?

[1742] Right.

[1743] They're probably, I mean, it said dynasty, so I'm assuming that's like kings, right, right.

[1744] So that's interesting.

[1745] Castration, which removes the source of the male hormones, increase his lifespan in animals.

[1746] Let's try it, guys.

[1747] I'll tell you what, man. I had my dog fixed when he was five, and he changed.

[1748] He got real tired all the time.

[1749] He got lazy.

[1750] He just wanted to lay down.

[1751] It was sad.

[1752] It was sad.

[1753] He was always horny and shit, so I was like, oh, I think I need to get him fixed.

[1754] He's just poor guy.

[1755] He's like, he's in, you know, the doctors will tell you.

[1756] Yeah, the doctors would tell you it's important.

[1757] One point in time, his balls were aching.

[1758] I thought there was something wrong with him.

[1759] He was like going down the stairs And he was yiping I was like what's the matter buddy So I went up taking him to the vet And the vet said There's a dog in heat In your neighborhood And he was His dick and balls Were hurting so bad Because of the dog in heat That he couldn't walk downstairs He would yipe And I was like this poor guy's tortured It's not like he got steady pussy Around him all the time The vet they don't give him Released did he I don't think so I don't think the bet Imagine if that's what they do All right Why wouldn't you that's your best friend?

[1760] Yeah well the vet's supposed to suck the penis It's in the Torah after he cuts it he must suck it you need a Jewish vet yeah imagine if there was like dude I had a bulldog that motherfucker his knot came out you know the knot in the penis the dog that connects him to like so they insure and salination and fucking uh it came out past the sheath of his skin I just I looked at that poor fucker and he's just hey hey hey he not happy at all and I'm like good luck with it you know like I just got to wait until the swelling goes down I guess it goes in but it's like you could see it almost tearing the skin back to fucking go back into, like, awful.

[1761] Well, you know, there's a funny thing about animals that crazy desire to breed in bees, especially in honeybees.

[1762] The male honeybee has sex with a female honeybee and his dick explodes.

[1763] Okay, his dick lodges inside of her.

[1764] Breaks off, pops.

[1765] His balls literally burst.

[1766] His testicles burst and his penis breaks off inside her and he dies.

[1767] He like bleeds out.

[1768] The honeybee, he's driven to fuck.

[1769] Okay?

[1770] And he fucks and when he fucks he dies.

[1771] That's it.

[1772] It's amazing.

[1773] Honeybees get like one shot of fucking and one shot of killing They get one shot if they sting you the the stinger is it's it.

[1774] It rips off from their abdomen and they die They die after that.

[1775] They die.

[1776] They die when they sting you.

[1777] That gives me consolation Isn't that crazy though?

[1778] What a shit design man?

[1779] What is that?

[1780] What do you want?

[1781] Elephant Titus?

[1782] This is a sketch Remember your testes in you?

[1783] What is this from?

[1784] Remember Johnny Dangerously or whatever?

[1785] Oh, that's Oh, that's funny.

[1786] That's what it's from.

[1787] You are a mad researcher, sir.

[1788] Yeah, how could you remember that?

[1789] This was my favorite as a kid.

[1790] All right, cut it off.

[1791] That was a good movie, though.

[1792] That was back when Michael Keaton was like the man. What happened to that guy?

[1793] I don't know.

[1794] Did you think he just, like, moved to Malibu and just...

[1795] I feel like he got a little throwback from Michael J. Fox.

[1796] I always got those confused, and maybe there's a little illness.

[1797] Well, one of them was Batman.

[1798] Yeah.

[1799] It's hard to remember even.

[1800] Michael Keaton was a good fucking Batman.

[1801] I thought that, but I just watched it like four months ago, and it totally wasn't that good anymore?

[1802] It doesn't hold up.

[1803] Yeah, it doesn't hold up.

[1804] But wasn't Jack Nicholson, the, the Joker?

[1805] No, it was Danny DeVito.

[1806] Oh, I watched the one with Danny DeVito.

[1807] Danny DeVito is the penguin.

[1808] Yeah.

[1809] Oh, and Michael Keaton was in that one, too?

[1810] Yeah.

[1811] He was the Batman more than once?

[1812] Yeah, I think it was twice.

[1813] Yeah.

[1814] If you've seen the picture of Val Kilmer with his head the size of a pumpkin, and it just says, L -O -L, I used to be Batman.

[1815] That fucking poor guy Isn't he live in New Mexico too?

[1816] Yeah, he does He's got a ranch out there He apparently gets mad of people For going on his ranch To go fishing on his ranch Dude, it's like New Mexico's like Hawaii kind of like You can't If you're not from there Like that's one of the questions Like if there's beef with somebody Or you're on the road Like there's It's like where are you from Like we're gonna fight now Right You know what I mean And like if you walk around Like a Wahoo at night Like that's if you're gonna scrap with somebody it's just going to happen um and new mexico's kind of like that and fucking he lives out in this place in raton where's like i don't know like you want to you want to it's like all families old families it's the same families that have had different families and they're all kind of that's the community and he i guess just pisses those people off drives through crazy and the whole deal or parties and really it seems like very unwise like it that's an indicator of how fucked up he is that he's not even aware of the danger that he's in.

[1817] Yeah.

[1818] He's got, I think, some bad demons, you know.

[1819] Well, he's a movie star, a big -time movie star, and he's living amongst, like, real humble folk.

[1820] Folks that maybe make $12 ,000 a year.

[1821] Yeah, and he's kind of flaughting it around.

[1822] That's fascinating.

[1823] And loaded a lot.

[1824] Does he have, like, handlers or security?

[1825] One of my friends used to work for him, and it would procure shit for him, but I don't...

[1826] Procure shit for him.

[1827] for him.

[1828] Like, I don't know exactly what all his life is like, you know.

[1829] Cryptic statement, procure shit for him.

[1830] Yeah, what happened?

[1831] He just decided to, like, take his movie star money and just check out for a few years.

[1832] Last time I saw him, I did a show called Felon that he was the star of, but he was, like, absent the whole time.

[1833] And then I saw him on some Indian Grammys type shit, and he could barely get sentences together.

[1834] It was like watching Bob Dylan perform.

[1835] It was just like, it was sad, man. Oh, wow.

[1836] But they are talking there and talks to me. Why is Bob Dylan can't get sense?

[1837] Dude, last time I saw him perform, it was like just slobbery drunk.

[1838] Rob Dylan was?

[1839] Come on, really?

[1840] Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

[1841] Bob Dylan gets hammered.

[1842] Oh, he was at that time.

[1843] Where was this?

[1844] It was on some big award shows, like the Emmys or the Grammys or something like that that he was performing.

[1845] Whoa, I never heard of that.

[1846] There was a huge black woman that was singing back up that ended up taking over kind of form.

[1847] Really?

[1848] It was embarrassingly, so, yeah.

[1849] Why have I not heard this?

[1850] Bob Dylan drunk Dylan sings drunk I've never heard this I've never heard a bad word about Bob Dylan that's one of the weird things he's one of those dudes it's like you know you have to respect he had a couple drinks you know let's give him a break okay Brian go to Bob Dylan singing drunk on stage on YouTube yeah maybe just old dude old dudes don't talk so well it could be who knows get to a certain level you see it let's see how drunk he sounds oh can you get some volume Oh, this seems like a fake video.

[1851] Why do you say that?

[1852] Because it's...

[1853] All right, we'll see.

[1854] What is that?

[1855] Brian, I'll suss it out.

[1856] Do you know how to get noise out of it this time?

[1857] Yeah, it's got noise.

[1858] It's just not loading up.

[1859] And it's got...

[1860] What's the tip off that it's fake, Brian?

[1861] Uh, the...

[1862] Here it goes.

[1863] Honestly, that could just be him.

[1864] That's just someone being old.

[1865] Yeah.

[1866] Yeah, I know, I think that's...

[1867] That's off.

[1868] But there was something else.

[1869] Yeah.

[1870] Well, if you Google it, there's like, apparently a bunch of them.

[1871] Bob Dylan drunk Another one So tell me about your kettlebells What about it?

[1872] You want to know?

[1873] I want to know Are they shaped like monkeys?

[1874] Can't talk about that.

[1875] Really?

[1876] Are they not out yet?

[1877] Really?

[1878] Can't tell you that, man. Because I need to buy kettlebells for the gym.

[1879] I'll get you some.

[1880] Okay.

[1881] Yeah, we'll get you a thumb through on it.

[1882] But it's the the kettlebells that we have, have are the same ones from Troy, you know, those big fat handles.

[1883] Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[1884] They're excellent.

[1885] You still have that kettlebell?

[1886] Yeah, I've got a cross -fit jiu -jitsu gym.

[1887] In Santa Fe?

[1888] My 10th Planet satellite has got a cross -bit gym in it in Santa Fe.

[1889] Are you going to train down here while you're in town?

[1890] Yeah, yeah.

[1891] I'm down at Scotties, usually.

[1892] Cool.

[1893] Down on Pico.

[1894] Where is he at?

[1895] He's at, like Pico and Doheny.

[1896] Okay.

[1897] Yeah, I don't get down that.

[1898] 10th planet West L .A. Paulo.

[1899] Dot com.

[1900] West L .A. Scott Epstein.

[1901] There's so many different satellites now.

[1902] Dude, there's how many, how many, 50?

[1903] I don't know.

[1904] He's got a lot of different schools.

[1905] I know.

[1906] I want to go see Alders, too, dude.

[1907] I haven't seen Alder in a long time.

[1908] It's had a good moitai gym, too, which is a nice little.

[1909] Nice.

[1910] I see he's got a lot of fighters there.

[1911] Yeah, I got to find a good moitai gym, someplace to do some place to do some boytie.

[1912] I need to mix it up a little bit.

[1913] Do you want to spa or what do you want to do?

[1914] Then why don't you just get a guy to hold heads, you know?

[1915] Yeah, that's good.

[1916] I like to do drills, too.

[1917] Just the rattle in the dome was not good for you.

[1918] Nope.

[1919] I know too many dudes who are getting a little weird just from sparring.

[1920] How many people that don't quit soon enough?

[1921] Yeah.

[1922] You know?

[1923] Yeah.

[1924] It's a tricky thing, isn't it?

[1925] I mean, you retired, for folks who don't know, Tate was on Season 2, the Ultimate Fighter.

[1926] Three?

[1927] Three?

[1928] Yeah.

[1929] Michael Bisping's year, the year of Bisping won.

[1930] Tate was on that, and you had a couple fights after that, and you're like, you know what?

[1931] this is yeah it's it you know you just get diminishing returns after a while and you got to make that choice i think and and go what um what's the payoff here and even even if you're really getting really big big payoffs like like like chuck ladle money at that time or something like that's like what is the payoff of forever kind of having like thinking everything clearly because i've been knocked out a couple times and and uh and there's times after that where you know that you're not enunciating you're not you or you have to really think you have to really put thought into your mechanisms to get the words out clearly and you're like but you're thinking it clearly but it's just not going to your mo and you're like like when i thought that i'd be like holy fuck and i talk to jardine about it a lot and he's like yeah i'm doing crossword puzzles i'm like me too like every morning we're doing crossword puzzles after sparring but it's fucking crazy dude that's but that's what george foreman said too really yeah i don't know that it helped um not george for but my Myself, you know, like, you wonder, you wonder what that is.

[1932] And, like, you would talk about it always rang in my head, you know, that they don't even know until 10 years after the concussion, what the damage is.

[1933] And then I start thinking about residual damage, like not even knockouts, but dudes that are just getting jarred.

[1934] It's like you're getting fucking jarred all the time.

[1935] And, like, even just wrestlers, man, like, our football players, everybody gets it.

[1936] It's not just people with head trauma that's directly.

[1937] It's like, it's the vibration to your body and the shaking of that head, you know.

[1938] I mean, I know stuntmen that have it too, but it's a real dangerous thing, and it's something to really be cognitive about and to go, what is enough, and where do I go from here, and what will the rest of my life be?

[1939] And the big thing, I think, with fighters especially is, like, here's a bunch of dudes that, you know, there's not everybody that's a Kenny Florian or something like that.

[1940] And by that, I mean, like, a career in law, perhaps, that he was going to have, right?

[1941] Wasn't he a law student at one time?

[1942] I'm not sure, but, you know, he's a bunch of highly educated fighters, you know what I mean, that are out there.

[1943] And now, yeah, he's got a great job as an analyst and all that.

[1944] But he also has a gym.

[1945] You know, he has his own gym.

[1946] I know he still has a place.

[1947] I think he opened up a place in Beverly Hills, too, where he's going to.

[1948] Oh, right on.

[1949] Yeah, he knows what to do.

[1950] I mean, Kenny Floreen's a really smart guy.

[1951] But there's that kind of thing, and that's only so many guys.

[1952] And so then you think, you know, all these guys that were working construction or that were working as bouncers or whatever, what am I?

[1953] Because now I'm a fighter.

[1954] It's kind of a heralded thing.

[1955] And people are like in the store and they go, oh, look, he's a fighter.

[1956] and like what are you now though and that kind of getting to the root of yourself at the end of your career and going who am i without this or or if you move to a new place like a new city and you don't have the same job you don't have the same friends you don't have the same girlfriend you're broke like who are you now without any money in your pocket without without anything of that like and really getting to the base of yourself as a human and it's a scary question i think that that is the reason that guys stay too long in those sports is because they're like well fuck what would i be without this right and to me that always seemed like a prison like Like, I never wanted to be in a position where I was going, oh, well, I'm a slave to this because I don't know what else would be possible.

[1957] And I'm like, I want to live in that infinite possibility that anything's possible.

[1958] And let's go jump off the cliff and see what's down there, you know?

[1959] Apparently, Bob Dylan was in a motorcycle accident.

[1960] Really?

[1961] And he was talked into by his band into getting speech therapy because he was in sort of denial about a slurring of the words after the motorcycle accident.

[1962] How dare me. That's apparently the story online.

[1963] How dare me for...

[1964] According to some dude on my message board named KM Design.

[1965] My apologies to Bob Dylan and his family.

[1966] You did me hate.

[1967] But you think a good guy that creative probably has some demons.

[1968] Probably just get lit up every night.

[1969] Maybe he just gets drunk and he's got a head injury.

[1970] Maybe he's got a great publicist.

[1971] Maybe he was getting hammered and he's like, I need a good excuse.

[1972] He won't got himself a motorcycle accident.

[1973] Crash, son.

[1974] I'm a victim.

[1975] Well, I remember clearly.

[1976] when a fucking crazy man had that the motorcycle accident where he hit the fucks his name the guy who's always crazy in those reality shows the older guy lethal weapon Gary Gary Busy Gary Busy Gary Busy had a legit serious impact with a curb in his fucking head and almost died and his head changed shape like if you look at his face pre -motorcycle accident and post motorcycle accident one of his eyes moved up or moved down.

[1977] I saw a guy fall out of a car today.

[1978] Oh.

[1979] They're taking a right off of Olympic.

[1980] And I saw the door was open on the car, and then they go to start taking the right, and I see a hand reach out to grab the door, and he bends the corner, and I'm kind of looking back, and the dude falls out.

[1981] I was like, how does that even happen?

[1982] This is so weird that you asked this.

[1983] In the last week, I've seen maybe three or four people fall on the ground.

[1984] Like, I'm driving, and I just see, like, a woman fall.

[1985] I've had three or four times this week I've seen it like have you noticed any people falling lately like is this just like a coincidence that I see keep watching all these people falling is this have to do with chem trails I don't know man tower 7 probably probably Bravo see if there's a falling conspiracy he'll tell you it's orbs something in the air cam trails making people fall I don't know I mean do you think that there's a you really think there's a conspiracy that people are falling I don't know I'm just saying like this week I for some reason I've seen so many people fall where I'm just like driving by like should I help this person oh there's like an ambulance right there's a terrible photo of a person in China today that was run over by a street flattening truck they were trying to get protesters out and the guy would stood his ground like a paver yeah they ran over him holy oh wow yeah it's horrific it's like tann and i'm square all over yeah it is it is yeah in china they'll still run you over man you're getting you know they're not quite there yet no recourse they're not quite that yet here, but as long as the government keeps passing shit like the NDAA, that's around the corner.

[1986] The flattening you with a steamroller act.

[1987] And now, and now, and now you can't, you can't even you can't occupy Wall Street.

[1988] God damn it.

[1989] So you can't, he made that a felony to, to peaceably protest without a permit.

[1990] Yeah.

[1991] And so now that's a felonious act to go and assemble to protest corporations, which our fucking government is simply a shadow for anyway.

[1992] Yeah.

[1993] Yeah.

[1994] Yeah, it's weird.

[1995] It's like how much can you just enjoy it and just live life and try to, you know, to be cool in your own community and be surrounded by your own.

[1996] You try to only rock it that way, but you got to always think that these motherfuckers could come in and fuck up your shit and think that they're allowed to.

[1997] It's like you really aren't that much connected to someone who lives in Washington, D .C. You're just not.

[1998] They're too far away.

[1999] It's really crazy.

[2000] But someone who's got a boner for you in Washington, D .C., that has power, could decide to use it and find some reason to fuck you over and come after you, especially if you're involved in something that they've written down on paper, says you're not allowed to do.

[2001] Or even if you're not.

[2002] And you're opposed to that thing publicly, then you're vilified.

[2003] And, you know, they can do whatever they want to get behind that.

[2004] And it makes me think those people just haven't had like some nice steam broccoli and a steak.

[2005] we get yourself a good rib eye medium and go and help some people what feels fucking better than helping people like go out and help like as far as like like how we can shove people down how we can control people how about you help people there's an enrichment there and then when everybody does better everybody fucking does better and it's a fucking universal law you cock suckers it is but the problem is you're dealing with people that first of all are completely unelightened and again they're operating the people that are in power now besides obama who who's essentially a child of the internet.

[2006] I mean, he existed before the internet, but he's had massive amounts of access to it since the 1990s when it was around.

[2007] So he's basically grown, maybe not grown up, but grown with it.

[2008] But the other people that are in, like if you look at like a Newt Gingrich type character or Dick Cheney, those guys are operating on the old way.

[2009] They're operating the old way of corruption when you can get away with shit, like on Rand Contra, you could bribe off judges and figure out a way to sneak, sneak shit under the door and change the law so it makes what you're doing legal and they that is the way they've been rocking it since the beginning of time it's going to take the next generation coming up it's going to take we hear this guy david seaman on the podcast who was a congressional candidate or is a congressional candidate he's 26 years old and he's uh you know trying to expose all the bullshit that's going on in in in politics and in and and with the lobbyists and just it's it's so much for a young guy to take on if you really want a career in in cleaning up corruption and you want to actually live and not get sniped you got to you know become a pedophile or whatever else they put on you i mean they can make him whatever you know that's the scary yeah they can easily go you know what we'll give you five million dollars like we have that that's easy money just get on our get on board yeah and they can figure out a way to compromise you nice and slowly you know nicely and slowly they just slow cook you guys didn't they do that with um kennedy they brought him down to cuba and got on some hookers and shit and the mob filmed them.

[2010] They paid for Maryland.

[2011] They paid for Maryland.

[2012] I think you're making shit up now.

[2013] I see that face.

[2014] A thousand?

[2015] That's the I'm making shit up face.

[2016] It's only a thousand for Malins.

[2017] She wasn't that expensive.

[2018] What do you think a thousand bucks is worth in the Maryland Monroe days?

[2019] It's probably like could you get a car for a thousand bucks?

[2020] Is that six grand?

[2021] Really?

[2022] Well, they were talking about what's like a brand new Mustang?

[2023] Like when the fastback came out like $6.

[2024] $3 ,500 or something like that?

[2025] New Mustang.

[2026] Ninth price.

[2027] Let's go at $19.

[2028] Because I think a fastback, if you got a fastback Or you could have Maryland for a week Like that's probably comparable Yeah, I don't know What, a fastback or Maryland for a week?

[2029] No, you need a fleshlight and a Mustang That's what you need, pretend You pretend a week, you kill yourself You'd be like, I can't believe I gotta have a fucking 1960s I could have a fleshlight I could have a V8 I'm going to a flashlight party tomorrow Oh, are you really?

[2030] Fascinating.

[2031] Are you going to talk to girls there, Brian?

[2032] Lexis, Texas is going to be there.

[2033] Awesome.

[2034] Big old booty on her, right?

[2035] That girl's got.

[2036] That girl is proof that we, that men don't give a fuck about skinny, like, stick figure type shit.

[2037] That is not what we like.

[2038] Thick legs and ass.

[2039] That girl is at least five pounds over the way.

[2040] Did she ever not have a smile?

[2041] Oh, yeah.

[2042] Even when she's blowing, guys.

[2043] She's smiling.

[2044] I've always wanted to meet her.

[2045] These are all Mustangs for sale.

[2046] It doesn't really say what it cost back then.

[2047] Oh, wait a minute If we do like a price circa There's a bunch of different sites Missy Martinez I don't know who that is Who's Missy Martinez?

[2048] My new favorite You know like You're ahead of the curve kid He's got the ones that just moved From Arkansas They've been here three weeks Caden Cross You know her?

[2049] She's hot Yeah I've seen her before Sam Tripley Sam Trippley Is he gonna be there with the twins Yeah I heard Brian Cown's gonna be there That seems like a bad idea Why is it a bad idea, Brian?

[2050] Why is it a bad idea?

[2051] Just so many hot chicks.

[2052] He's going to go crazy.

[2053] He's a handsome guy.

[2054] He's going to kill him with his comedy.

[2055] Who's better looking than Brian Callan, really?

[2056] Probably you.

[2057] It's romantic.

[2058] And then next in line, Brian.

[2059] I'm still waiting for Brian to take me to Olive Garden.

[2060] Oh, it can happen.

[2061] And what's going to happen when you get that, Tate?

[2062] We're going to have a sensible meal.

[2063] We're going to have butter.

[2064] coffee and what happens at olive guard i don't even know what happens behind those doors brian you've ate at all of the garden okay you have a soldier with a soldier at hiccups okay and one soldier was trying to scare this soldier out of his hiccups and the way he did it was shooting him in the face that would work i guess to cure the hiccups yeah that seems like the worst excuse for shooting your buddy ever and he's being charged with manslaughter this is just not murder no because he had a stupid He pulled out a gun in order to scare him and stop the hiccups, and the gun went off.

[2065] That's crazy.

[2066] And he blew the guy's brains off.

[2067] I feel like if you make that poor decision, we should put you in prison anyway, regardless if it's manslaughter or whatever.

[2068] Well, when you think about these guys that have been over there and have seen action, you know, if you've, if you ever seen some of those soldiers against the Iraq War, where they talk about all the different shit that their commanding officers told them to do, and the first guy who gets a knife kill, gets, like, days off.

[2069] and, like, you'd kill people with knives.

[2070] And, um, you go from that to, like, the regular world.

[2071] It's true.

[2072] It's a different thing.

[2073] You can't, it's almost like, you have to.

[2074] It's like, in, in black water or that were, uh, force recon Marines and shit.

[2075] And it's like, that's a, it's a different thing that they live with.

[2076] And that years, I think, like, maybe, maybe six years or something before, like, my one buddy didn't want to shoot himself in the face.

[2077] Like, every day afterwards.

[2078] Like, and you live through shit like that.

[2079] You're at a young age and you're asked to do horrific, unimaginable things for a cause that then it comes to light eventually if you're a thinking personal, like, we're not even supposed to do.

[2080] Like, this is unjust.

[2081] Isn't it amazing how our depictions of, like, if you look at like theatrical depictions or, you know, romantic movies about war, very little of them dealt with the real horrors of war.

[2082] Look at our fucking news.

[2083] Yeah.

[2084] I mean, if you go to Spain or something and look at the news, there's bodies, there's body parts, there's the horror of what death is.

[2085] And here in America, we don't have any of that stuff.

[2086] That's why we have 9 % unemployment and Spain has 25 % tape.

[2087] Is that why?

[2088] That's the reason?

[2089] Yeah, it's bad.

[2090] It keeps people out of work.

[2091] I had no idea.

[2092] If you want to see violence on TV and reality on TV, you hate America.

[2093] Oh.

[2094] We're not ready for that.

[2095] Oh.

[2096] That makes sense.

[2097] Who do I vote for?

[2098] imagine what it's like for people that have this like well i've talked to a fucking guy i talked to a guy was at the ice house a couple of weeks ago who came and told me about uh he actually joined the army to uh to try to pay for school and then a month later september 11th happened oh yeah so he got shipped off to iraq and he was telling me about what an insane cluster fuck it is and then how when he first got there right when he got there he was like yep he was like well you know i guess at least we're coming over here, getting rid of a dictator, you know, getting rid of stopping something like September 11th happening.

[2099] And then his commanding officer said, what the fuck are you talking about?

[2100] We're here to get oil.

[2101] That's what we're here for.

[2102] Like, his commanding officer broke it down for him on the way.

[2103] My stepmom was like that.

[2104] She was like, well, we're, you know, we're giving freedom to those people and this and that.

[2105] I'm like, if that were even true, tell the mom in Minnesota who just fucking got her boy back in a bag.

[2106] Yeah.

[2107] About Iraqi freedom.

[2108] like he doesn't know who gives a fuck yeah these are dead people like for for put we're going to push freedom at the end of a gun that makes sense it's the ultimate irony too is because we we got that guy in power you know the idea that this dictator how did he become a dictator you got a dictator because he's back by the united states and then noriega says i'm not playing ball and they said we're going to kidnap you then a sovereign leader from another country we send in special ops and kidnapping the only place where they they rock it in a healthy way is places like like fucking Iceland and shit.

[2109] You got to go where it's really cold and no one wants to go there.

[2110] And those people are down for their country.

[2111] You don't have fucking food that's bad for you.

[2112] You know, I mean you can eat shit but it's like there's not there's not like a conspiracy to hurt the populace.

[2113] It's like the government is for the populace there.

[2114] I think it's because it's small enough.

[2115] There's only like 300 ,000 people in Iceland or something like that.

[2116] It's very small.

[2117] You could throw bankers in jail there too.

[2118] They do shit like that.

[2119] Well, I just watched Lawless fucking.

[2120] What is that?

[2121] It's a movie about moonshiner's And during Prohibition Like Tom Hardy's in it Oh yeah, that's a good movie Dude, it was fun man But did you just come out?

[2122] Yeah, I just saw it last night I haven't heard shit about that You hear anything about that?

[2123] It was good, you're gonna like it And fucking, and like the way they deal with the law They're like A couple of sheriffs come through And they're like, you're not trying to You're trying to intimidate us And fucking the brass knuckles come out and shit And it's like, it's like As long as you're righteous, everything's cool Well, yeah, we'll honor that badger But if you try to get silly You want to extort money from us All right.

[2124] We're going to talk with a bat.

[2125] That's how people lived back then.

[2126] I mean, if there was really a time where it was fair.

[2127] Right, exactly, exactly.

[2128] And we look at it, you know, those like good guys and bad guys.

[2129] No, it's bad guys and other bad guys.

[2130] Yeah, it's all bad guys.

[2131] It's all bad guys back then.

[2132] And that's, you know, we're the end of that.

[2133] Where we are as far as humanity has ever gone.

[2134] What we are today, September, what is it, 27th or something?

[2135] What is it?

[2136] 25 or 6th.

[2137] September 25th, September 25th, 2012.

[2138] What we are today is the accumulation of error upon error, of human error, learning and improving upon that, and society moving forward, technological innovation, conquering different countries.

[2139] We're at the end of that line.

[2140] This is like as good as people have ever been, ever, like right now.

[2141] The most capable we've ever been.

[2142] That's what we think.

[2143] the most information access What about all the sand people?

[2144] Oh, those motherfuckers.

[2145] No, the people that have turned to sand, like the iPhone.

[2146] What about all the other civilizations?

[2147] Oh, the people that got whacked out, you mean?

[2148] Yeah, I mean, they didn't make it.

[2149] Yeah, they didn't make it.

[2150] Yeah, I wonder, I wonder if there's been other civilizations.

[2151] They keep finding shit.

[2152] Did you hear about that, that telescope?

[2153] You ever listen to that dude?

[2154] A black guy used to work for NASA.

[2155] Tyson degrassi yeah Neil Tyson deGrasse dude that motherfucker yeah is badass gonna get him on the podcast trying to get them going back and forth with him oh dude I'll give him a foot massage if you comes in oh would you really oil or dry if you wanted oil I would do that I would do some lotion you know what I was nice for sure yeah I mean in my hands are like pumice and jerking off of them is like torture I think if there was really advanced societies it's very unlikely that they reach this level except for some of the giant stone constructions.

[2156] That's the only thing that makes you, like, really step back and go, man, I'm not sure about that.

[2157] Or that it was intercontinental, that the same construction existed in different continents.

[2158] Like, that's crazy.

[2159] But he was talking, anyway, I was listening to that dude, DeGrasse or DeGrassey, DeGrasse.

[2160] And he was saying that they have a telescope that's like, I don't know if it's 100 or 1 ,000, what he said times the Hubble telescope was, that they could construct, but it would be $10 billion.

[2161] And that they just wouldn't fund it.

[2162] And he said, to put it in perspective, what $10 billion was is what from 1956 or whenever NASA was created, what has been in that program since then, has been about that.

[2163] Or what one month in Afghanistan is, is $10 billion.

[2164] But they won't fucking make this telescope, which they say they think they could see the origins of fucking time, that you could look back through space and see the origins, but we don't want that.

[2165] That would upset the apple cart.

[2166] Well, isn't there like a good contract to be made in building that thing?

[2167] that $10 billion that cost to build that.

[2168] Wouldn't there be like a company that can profit off of that?

[2169] Dude, you got to get him on.

[2170] He would be fascinating.

[2171] Yeah.

[2172] That is an amazing thing when you really look at that number, like how much money that is.

[2173] And what it is really.

[2174] I mean, and these guys are talking about, oh, the president, whoever's the naysayor against whatever president is, there's trillions of dollars.

[2175] That doesn't even mean anything to me. You might as well say, we're headphones in debt.

[2176] Like, okay.

[2177] Like, I don't, like, cool.

[2178] Yeah, when you get to like be $13 trillion.

[2179] Yeah.

[2180] It's insurmountable, right?

[2181] We're 1 ,400 ,000 ampules in debt.

[2182] Like, I don't know what any of that shit looks like, okay.

[2183] And yeah, and how is it that work again?

[2184] The Federal Reserve is, what is the Federal Reserve?

[2185] Nobody understands it.

[2186] I used to think they understood it until the crash.

[2187] And then I was like, oh, you guys don't get it either.

[2188] I got a bunch of fucking $100 bills, the old school little small head.

[2189] They still worth?

[2190] Something?

[2191] Dude, they're all in Louisiana.

[2192] And then I'm thinking, what is all the old -ass money that's around here that's just buried and in mattresses?

[2193] Like, those are mansions fucking everywhere.

[2194] But it's, at one point in time, is it worth anything?

[2195] Like, when your money goes out of print, like, if you had some Civil War era money, it's not good anymore.

[2196] It's got to be in real good shape if it's good because I watch pawn wars.

[2197] Yeah, but even then, someone has to buy it, you know what I'm saying?

[2198] It's not like you can go in the bank and go, hey, can you give me a million dollars?

[2199] Right.

[2200] This is my million dollars in 19, you know, 1902.

[2201] Like, they had totally different money back then.

[2202] It's weird that gold still has value in that way, since it's like, since it doesn't back anything anymore, really?

[2203] Yeah, right?

[2204] Yeah, what does it mean?

[2205] Well, it's still good for things.

[2206] Conducting.

[2207] Like the Anahuaki.

[2208] The Anonaki.

[2209] It's good as a conductor.

[2210] It's good to, if you want to have better looking teeth.

[2211] You could bling them up.

[2212] You ever thought about rocking a gold tooth?

[2213] Yeah, I got this one's fake right here.

[2214] So I was thinking of doing platinum or something right off to the side too.

[2215] That would be kind of pirate -like.

[2216] People like, oh, your career would be fucked up.

[2217] I'm like, as if looking like Cindy Crawford has ever been my career, like being more fucked up looking would be bad.

[2218] I got a big old pumpkin head and tattoos everywhere.

[2219] Your career would be.

[2220] Isn't that hilarious?

[2221] People are so funny about what they think will and won't ruin your career.

[2222] Like, they got it figured out.

[2223] I love that line, those that say that tell you how to do it and never did it.

[2224] Like there's so much, it's such uncharted territory.

[2225] The whole thing, if you want to live a different life, then it's like get up, go to work, fucking go back to get married, go to church, all that shit.

[2226] You should go super crazy and get some breast implants.

[2227] That's the lady that I'm talking about.

[2228] Brian, why would you even say that?

[2229] That doesn't even, doesn't even see.

[2230] Because if he wants a man wants him.

[2231] Because he's so attracted to me already.

[2232] He wants you to be a woman.

[2233] He wants to have a little bit of a bigger.

[2234] If you had a relationship with Tate, you would be the woman.

[2235] No. You know, the most of my...

[2236] Are you kidding me, Brian?

[2237] No. We could prove that right now.

[2238] I don't know who you think's coming through the door to help you.

[2239] Well, if you want to show off in front of Joe, but we all know.

[2240] Oh, we all know.

[2241] We all know where your love lies.

[2242] Yeah, dog.

[2243] Kate Fletcher.

[2244] Follow Tate on Twitter, ladies and gentlemen.

[2245] Tatamus Maximus on.

[2246] Twitter and if people are in Santa Fe and they want to go to your gym what's the gym undisputed fitness undisputed fitness dot com and you can find that at undisputed fitness .com or crossfit santa fey and look for tait and fright night it'su santa fei powerful 10th planet jitsu santa fei i saw tate in fright night that was a good goddamn movie that was a good movie fun huh fun good vampire movie it was like it was a real vampire not some fucking pussy that can go outside and sparkle yeah yeah i like that it was real dude but the big things coming up Dude, that Arnold Schwarzenegger, they just started doing, for Expendables.

[2247] They did the trailer.

[2248] And it's called The Last Stand.

[2249] And there's some awesome shit that I did in there.

[2250] Oh, yeah?

[2251] Just fucking wrecking myself.

[2252] Like, it's fucking fun, dude.

[2253] And that's in the Expendables?

[2254] That'll be coming up in January.

[2255] No, they just did the trailer for Expendables.

[2256] Oh, during Expendables.

[2257] Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

[2258] Oh, what is that name in that movie?

[2259] The Last Stand.

[2260] Oh, yeah, I heard about that.

[2261] It's Arnold Schwarzenegger's come back to film.

[2262] Is it good?

[2263] Is it fun?

[2264] It was fun to do.

[2265] Who knows what it looks like after they, you know, I did it.

[2266] Yeah, he was cool as shit, dude He was funny as I mean He's got jokes about Maria He's like really Like he's in the bus We're filming the scene And the phone's supposed to ring And it's supposed to be the terrorist Like my boss Is supposed to be calling him And and they're rolling And I don't know dude When like the way I look at it Like I'm nobody And like when they're like To have a shot fucked up Because you I would be like mortified You know Right He's there and they're rolling And they got it going And everything's going good And da da da da da And the phone rings And he's like hello and uh he says Maria I told you to never call me here like right right in front of production like he's funny man Wow he's a funny So he sends attention And super cool laid back just sets everybody at ease He eats in the cafeteria with like he's just a fucking cool guy man Well he's just banging housemaid housekeepers and maids and shit on the regular I heard he's getting back together with uh really that's what I'd heard I don't know But he's super kind man I don't have a bad thing to say about that dude he's an interesting cat that's for sure and all his people were super cool man really yeah everybody was dope around they're always depleted of sperm just they're constantly just coming coming all the time all the time I'm coming coming coming I thought about I'm like what do you call him like Mr. Schwarzenegger Arnold the governor like because most people that are in office like they're the governor or the president forever right yeah then I'm like fuck that anybody can be the governor Arnold is like that's a whole establishment unto it self man that is a boss he's a brand oh certainly a brand huge all right uh tomorrow we got ian edwards ladies gentlemen very funny comic from new york who's now living here in lochangales he will be with us tomorrow and uh again this weekend i'm with uh duncan trussell joey diaz is a no show no some new thing came up that he had to do so he can't make it but the fuck cucker hey you can find him mad flavor contact him i told jo rogan i wasn't doing that fucking gig um this weekend uh raleigh north carolina friday night we're at memorial hall and saturday night we're at at at ashville at the thomas wolf auditorium and i keep hearing that ashville is the shit i hair it's so fucking beautiful have you been up there yeah it's beautiful it's supposed to be unbelievable it's up in the mountains it's supposed to be just gorgeous as shit yeah people go there and they go i got to live here so we'll see we'll see me it's pretty that i got a bunch of friends there right now they're doing iron man three out there powerful that's the hat i'm wearing right now maybe is it yeah maybe it is all right Listen, thanks everybody for tuning in.

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