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[18] One of the most reviled words for me in sports right now is the word documentary.

[19] Why?

[20] Stugats, I am sick and tired of documentaries.

[21] Not because documentaries are bad as a whole.

[22] There are some great documentaries that have been made.

[23] The last dance.

[24] That's not one of them.

[25] That's a great commercial.

[26] That's an excellent commercial.

[27] I love the last dance.

[28] But because very quickly I realized maybe like 15 minutes in, like, oh, we're doing one big Nike Gatorade McDonald's ad.

[29] Okay.

[30] Yeah.

[31] I'm here for it.

[32] The reason I hate documentaries in sports as a catch -all is because what I've discovered, actually, you know what?

[33] I take it back.

[34] I need to thank all of these documentaries.

[35] I am sorry for saying I hate you.

[36] Reverse course.

[37] Wow.

[38] Thank you.

[39] What happened there?

[40] Because what I've come to realize is things that I thought were common knowledge, none of you bastards was paying attention at all.

[41] At all.

[42] At all.

[43] Like what?

[44] I'll give you a great example.

[45] A great recent example.

[46] The Steve McNair documentary on the Untold series on Netflix.

[47] We just went, I just watched something about this like three years ago.

[48] First of all, I lived it.

[49] I remember it when it was going on.

[50] You were there for that?

[51] I was alive and an adult when Steve McNair passed away when he was murdered.

[52] So, like the news story unfolding, we knew about it.

[53] Then there was a documentary that came out like a couple of years ago, watched that as well.

[54] And so Netflix comes along with their untold series talking about Steve McNair, and I'm like, okay, let's see what you got.

[55] And it was like, yeah, we knew this already.

[56] But I got to hear everyone be like, oh, my God, did you know that Steve McNair was murder?

[57] Yes, yes, I did.

[58] As did everyone else who was old enough to buy a pack of cigarette.

[59] That's when it happened.

[60] Was the first documentary good, the first McNair documentary?

[61] I was not aware there was a first, I thought this was the first one.

[62] No, no, I thought it was good.

[63] I thought it was decent.

[64] But what I've discovered is your evaluation of whether a documentary is good or not basically comes down to have you heard about any of this before.

[65] Right.

[66] I went through this with Mike Fuentes right before the show started.

[67] He went through a list of like the untold series, Untold series in particular to me. is really shallow documentaries.

[68] Mike Fuentes went to a list, and he named the ones that he thought were actually pretty good, and all of them were like the ones that we hadn't knew nothing about.

[69] What about minor league hockey?

[70] One about a woman boxer who had a hit on her or something like that, like a murder hit on her.

[71] All the stuff that we know at least a little bit about, we're like, yeah, this kind of, this is kind of weak.

[72] And the latest in this series is the Conner Stallion.

[73] Which, by the way, there's got to be a moratorium.

[74] You can't have a documentary less than 12 months after the shit happened.

[75] You cannot have a documentary.

[76] I think you're right about that.

[77] It's an ABC News report.

[78] It's Dateline at that point.

[79] It's not a documentary.

[80] Right.

[81] But Jessica, you watch.

[82] I refuse.

[83] I was like, I already know this on some bullshit.

[84] I watched it last night, and I tweeted this.

[85] so I'm recycling a joke here.

[86] They should rename the series told because I learned nothing.

[87] This had already been told.

[88] So like the big...

[89] Already told?

[90] The big story about this documentary in particular was that Conor Staling sat for an interview.

[91] And so, like, to your point, I mean, if this had been a sit -down interview with a journalist, I think it would have been a better avenue for putting this out there.

[92] But instead, they framed it as like this big revealing documentary that really just rehashed sort of the same thing over and over again.

[93] He claims that, you know, he didn't do any advance scouting and that maybe people happened to use tickets that he had and happened to film things, but it wasn't sort of like this operation being done by Michigan and there were a bunch of like Michigan fans that were in the documentary sort of saying like everyone just hates us.

[94] Like we, you know, we won the national championship.

[95] Ha ha, suck it.

[96] And like that was like the extent of it.

[97] And there was sort of no like additional reporting that was done that would have like added to things that we already knew.

[98] from last year when the reporting came out.

[99] The signature of an untold documentary, ladies and gentlemen.

[100] Let me tell you this.

[101] Number one, access.

[102] We got a central figure from this thing to sit down.

[103] Number two.

[104] There's more than one signature, huh?

[105] Yeah, exactly.

[106] Several signatures.

[107] It's like the Declaration of Independence.

[108] We've got a big signature.

[109] There's John Hancock, then Thomas Jefferson, everybody else, right?

[110] Okay.

[111] Number two, you have to have, in order to get that access, to let that person say whatever the hell they want with zero pushback.

[112] Those are the two hallmarks right there.

[113] You get someone, oh, like, damn, they got someone so to sit down, and then you realize, oh, they got them to sit down because they let them say whatever the hell they want and did not push back or investigate any of their claims.

[114] We just took it on face value.

[115] A great example of this, Stugats, was the Tim Tani documentary that Untold did.

[116] A lot of people were like, wow, that's crazy.

[117] I remember LeBron tweeted about it.

[118] Oh, my God.

[119] It just goes to show because Tim Donah would say things like oh, we're playing we were roughing heat versus Knicks and I knew that Derek Stafford hated Pat Riley so I bet the over on Nick's free throws and then they just said okay and they moved on and like and the Knicks shot more free throws than the heat and so many people took it and ran with it remember we did this on basketball Illuminati me and Tom Habistro Yes we went back and watched that game and he was right Let's do tell you, he remembers.

[120] There were more foul calls for the Knicks than there were against the Miami Heat.

[121] But then Tom did something very interesting.

[122] He said, let me see who's making the calls.

[123] Derek Stafford called like six fouls against the heat, six fouls on the heat and five on the Knicks.

[124] So a little bit towards Miami, but like by one.

[125] The other ref had, I think, four on the Knicks and three on the heat.

[126] Tim Donnie had like 12 fouls called on the heat and like four on the Knicks.

[127] So, yes, he was right.

[128] He knew who was going to shoot more free throws.

[129] He knew because there was a ref who was crooked in that game.

[130] But it wasn't Derek Stafford.

[131] It was Tim Donnie.

[132] And anyone worth their assault would have sat down, watched the shit, and verified what this man, this pathological liar is saying.

[133] and so when we come to this Connestallions thing and we walk away with huh I guess Michigan didn't do anything at all like there was no pushback there was no there was no rebuttal or even deep investigation of what this man is saying they took everything Sugats on service level that Donahee episode was my favorite episode what's on the show this week this week is I thought we just talked about of Conor Stallions Basketball Illuminati Oh no that that show doesn't exist anymore Sorry.

[134] How's the part of you doing?

[135] Not well.

[136] Oh, shit.

[137] Okay.

[138] I was trying to help you out there.

[139] I didn't know the show was canceled.

[140] I'm sorry.

[141] We're on to play this game.

[142] We've all got one.

[143] We all got one.

[144] I was hoping with Dan out we would not talk documentaries.

[145] Are we talking sports media next?

[146] Calcese, McAfee.

[147] Well, hold on.

[148] Hold on.

[149] Tell us your takeaways from the U .S. Open last night.

[150] Let's start with that.

[151] No, no, no, no. I didn't watch.

[152] No, no, no, no, no, no, no. Stuga.

[153] Walk us through a night with you.

[154] What did you do?

[155] Last night, what did I do?

[156] I got home.

[157] I, uh, let's see, what did I do last night?

[158] I got home.

[159] I did a little work, Billy.

[160] I got organized.

[161] I was looking for flights for Kansas City.

[162] I took a couple of gummies, Vahala, 40 milligrams, by the way.

[163] I went out to the driving range.

[164] I chipped a few balls.

[165] I went to the putting green.

[166] It's a full day.

[167] Then I picked up dinner for my wife and my daughter.

[168] What did we eat?

[169] Uh, we had, uh, we had a, Hurricane Grill.

[170] Hurricane Bar and Grill?

[171] Yeah, it was great.

[172] Some wings, honey barbecue for me, playing for Abby.

[173] I think Rachel had garlic wings.

[174] I don't like garlic on my wings.

[175] Does Abby go sauce on the side?

[176] She goes plain with blue cheese.

[177] Oh, okay.

[178] Yeah, extra crispy.

[179] Grilled or fried?

[180] She goes fried.

[181] She likes fried wings.

[182] Yeah.

[183] But she likes small wings.

[184] So Hurricane is great because they're not too meaty.

[185] You know, I don't like meat on my wings.

[186] Too much meat.

[187] You like a bony wing?

[188] I don't like too much.

[189] When they're too thick, especially the drumsticks, I don't like that.

[190] Too meaty.

[191] You like less food.

[192] No, no, no. I just like a nice compact wing.

[193] That's all.

[194] I don't like a lot of chicken on it, you know?

[195] What's the argument against too much chicken?

[196] You know the bulky wings?

[197] Yes.

[198] You know, occasionally you get like a bulky wing.

[199] Yeah, it looks like a Flintstones type of drumstick.

[200] Yeah, I want it to be tight.

[201] I don't want it to be bulky.

[202] That's all.

[203] You want the chicken in the gym.

[204] You want the chicken conditioned, a little emaciated.

[205] Not emaciated, like just fit Gets its steps in this chicken So then we were done with that We had dinner We sat around I took a shower I had dessert I had another gummy Another I watched something I don't remember what it is that I watch Oh I watched Accident Have you guys seen this on Netflix Accident It's the number two show right now So they have a birthday party This is the one with the bounce house No way You watched it?

[206] Yeah, it's crazy.

[207] It is crazy.

[208] So this guy, they have a birthday party for this guy's son.

[209] Is this fictional or is this like a...

[210] It's fictional.

[211] This is a documentary.

[212] It continues to guys.

[213] So they have a birthday party for this guy's son.

[214] He's, you know, he's wealthy.

[215] He's got a nice house, beautiful house, beautiful backyard.

[216] They invite all the best friends over.

[217] And he's waiting on a phone call.

[218] And this call is to see whether or not he has closed this deal for him and his partners.

[219] That is like a $40 to $60 million.

[220] deal.

[221] Really quick.

[222] Is it a reenactment or is it like we're getting like a sit -down interview on like a grainy original footage?

[223] Original footage from like a ring camera.

[224] Okay, got you.

[225] So this is also from what I'm reading, this is a non -English TV show.

[226] So you're watching me with subtitles or was it like dubbed over in English?

[227] It's dubbed over in English.

[228] Got it.

[229] And subtitles.

[230] How about that?

[231] Nice.

[232] That seems redundant.

[233] Yeah.

[234] Just in case.

[235] Double your trouble.

[236] In case you don't understand English?

[237] Yeah, I don't know why they did it.

[238] Double down.

[239] Okay.

[240] All right.

[241] So I'm not a movie maker.

[242] I'm not a television show Maker Billy.

[243] I'm just telling you what I saw.

[244] You're a consumer and that's importance to that.

[245] How'd you land on this, by the way of all things out there?

[246] Listen, the title got Stu.

[247] I would have gotten me. I scroll around Netflix.

[248] On accident.

[249] I don't like Netflix.

[250] They changed the way that it looks, right?

[251] Or was that just me?

[252] I think that's just you.

[253] Really?

[254] My Netflix was the same.

[255] Guys.

[256] Well, how's yours look?

[257] Don't, oh, go.

[258] Don't let them change the way that it looks.

[259] Wait, how's yours look?

[260] Wild.

[261] I can't find anything.

[262] Well, what are you talking about?

[263] It's wild.

[264] So before you would have like basically like almost like a grid system right where you go to oh wow I still have that yeah oh no bad news is coming your way my friends impossible to find things don't do the update wait to clarify my Netflix looks like this at the top and the biggest squares whatever the new thing the feature yeah yeah then they've got top 10 in the US then they've got stuff that you were watching continue watching love continue top 10 TV shows top 10 movies then they got one where it's like we pick these for you we pick these for you there you go and then hold your Netflix tight and hug it every night so that you don't these days of having this Netflix because the end is coming for you very soon.

[265] They changed the way that it looks and it is a disaster.

[266] You're not telling me what do you have.

[267] It's basically like they got rid of like all of the stuff on the side.

[268] So like before on the side you would have like TV, movies, my stuff.

[269] Yeah, like a menu, right?

[270] Now they change it and there's like three little words on the top.

[271] There's like no lines and then it became like someone decided let's play around with how many different size rectangles we can have and put them all over the place.

[272] So, like, there's a giant rectangle, like, at the top, and then there's, like, smaller, like, squares.

[273] Kind of, like, the grid that existed before, but, like, lines are gone, and it's, like, everything's to get.

[274] It's very confusing.

[275] There's no, like, it's hard to find, like, the little titles, like, oh, you want to see this because you watched, I don't know, super bad or something, right?

[276] Like, it's very confusing now.

[277] I don't like change.

[278] The new Netflix, not for me. So much so that I've straight up just, I'm not, I'm not doing Netflix today.

[279] Like, I'll go there, and I'm like, I can't with this, right?

[280] right now.

[281] I'll go to Peacock.

[282] I'll go somewhere else.

[283] I can't do Netflix right now.

[284] You go to Max.

[285] I go to Max.

[286] It smells like football.

[287] It smells like football.

[288] I forgot what they smelled like.

[289] But now we're back.

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[293] Don LeBotard.

[294] I may take it one step further.

[295] Wait a minute.

[296] You're getting sexy about the moment.

[297] Slow down.

[298] Slow down.

[299] We haven't even gotten.

[300] Stugats.

[301] Jason Sanders, you're unnoticed.

[302] I love you, Duke.

[303] This is the Dan LeBatar show with the Stugats.

[304] I am telling you this.

[305] I don't know.

[306] I don't know our partnerships.

[307] I know how to think.

[308] Max is one of them.

[309] No, this isn't a Max thing.

[310] That's why I do that.

[311] Here's the thing.

[312] I'm not going to name names.

[313] But there's a show that I think this show is called Bad Monkey.

[314] Oh, yeah.

[315] Not going to name names, not going to put any potential partners out there.

[316] Bill Lawrence.

[317] I am for the first time considering ending a subscription and then like restarting it like two months from now so I could just binge a show.

[318] Because I don't, I don't.

[319] It's once a week.

[320] Yeah, I don't know that I necessarily need to have a subscription to watch this show every week when it's out.

[321] If I could just kind of catch it on the tail end.

[322] Save money watching all at once.

[323] I have certain ones that I'll watch a show here, I'll watch a show there.

[324] But it's not like a continuous thing that I'm always going there.

[325] No names.

[326] So Billy, so I get exactly what you're saying because I in general appreciate the show that comes out weekly.

[327] I like the anticipation, especially like, hey guys, what do you think is going to happen next week?

[328] Like Shogun.

[329] Shogun was great once a week.

[330] Well, no, like mysteries are ones like that.

[331] We're like, okay, for example, yesterday, a new season of only murders in the building came out.

[332] There you go.

[333] Now, that's one that some people enjoy, like, binge watching because they can catch up.

[334] But that's another one that because it's like a murder mystery situation, like you can come up with your own theories.

[335] And you can theorize over the span of a week.

[336] And you're like, did you see this?

[337] Did you see that?

[338] Do you think this person did this?

[339] Do you think they did that?

[340] So, like, that's one, honestly, I watched it last night.

[341] I have friends.

[342] I'm like, I'm like, oh, the new murders in the building came out, which, by the way, if we're going to be honest, you didn't text me. Four, see, I don't know you watch it.

[343] You guys watched that?

[344] We talked about it like a thousandth.

[345] I introduced you to it.

[346] That's not true.

[347] Exactly right.

[348] Years ago.

[349] That's no. Season one.

[350] Falsehoods if I've ever heard.

[351] Go back and look it up.

[352] You're not his friends.

[353] Look this up.

[354] Where would I look that up?

[355] Where would you look it up?

[356] It's almost like we don't live our lives recorded for three to four hours a day.

[357] I'm going to go through what?

[358] Like September of the year 2020 to like listen to like, One was a mean on.

[359] Let me see if a mean.

[360] We talked about it on Mr. Crane.

[361] You talked about it here.

[362] I'm sorry, Billy.

[363] That doesn't mean that a mean introduced me to it.

[364] It does.

[365] I think so.

[366] Okay, fine.

[367] We'll agree to agree here.

[368] Jeremy will agree to disagree.

[369] No, agree to agree.

[370] I agree with me. He introduced me to the show.

[371] No, so who is?

[372] You?

[373] No, I'm not.

[374] Ethan, look at fire it all soon.

[375] You get back to the accent.

[376] I will hear about the show.

[377] It's cranky about Netflix.

[378] He's cranky about being.

[379] Guys, when you get this Netflix, you're going to feel the same way.

[380] Zach cranky.

[381] Your world is going to, Your world is going to end.

[382] You're not going to feel the same after you've seen the new Netflix.

[383] I'm telling you right now, you don't want the new Netflix.

[384] Don't do anything.

[385] Don't touch anything.

[386] Don't change anything.

[387] That's one of those things where you accidentally hit the wrong thing and then you update something and your world is so much worse off.

[388] You don't want the new Netflix.

[389] But anyways, what are we talking about?

[390] The accident.

[391] Only murders in a building.

[392] You have to wonder how many times people around them can get killed.

[393] Right?

[394] Like, we're by season four.

[395] That's how I feel about murder she wrote.

[396] Like she lives in like this little island near Cape Cod.

[397] How are so many people getting murdered?

[398] Those tiny towns I never get.

[399] I used to think that all the time about pretty little liars.

[400] It's like, guys, there's someone out here killing people.

[401] Find the criminal.

[402] How hard is it?

[403] This is a town of 37 people.

[404] It's one of them.

[405] Billy, you know what we should have as the final season?

[406] They actually murder somebody.

[407] Who?

[408] They do.

[409] Martin Shorton.

[410] I was, I was Steve Martin also.

[411] There's been some seasons that I thought, you know what?

[412] But that's how they should end it.

[413] They should actually kill somebody and then I'll go to jail.

[414] It would be Martin Short, right?

[415] Like, he's the most desperate.

[416] Steve Martin.

[417] He's definitely killed.

[418] Steve Martin, definitely.

[419] Because he's a failed actor and he's sick and tired of people kind of like.

[420] But he had success and he has money.

[421] Martin Short's always kind of been like the guy that he had that accident.

[422] They all have moments.

[423] Spoiler alert.

[424] Spoiler alert.

[425] Yeah, Selena Gomez, too.

[426] Yeah.

[427] Steve Martin, too.

[428] I'm not going to get into what happened in the first episode.

[429] Good first episode?

[430] Yeah.

[431] Okay.

[432] Yeah.

[433] It's slightly different than the other season so far.

[434] But this is a show that some people like to binge because they want to see what happens week after week.

[435] And then this is another show that people like us like to then theorize.

[436] So since we all watch this show, let's kind of make a pact right now.

[437] So we can almost have Only Murders in the Building Book Club.

[438] Pinkies up, everybody.

[439] Where we can discuss.

[440] Jess, are you in on this?

[441] My pinkies up.

[442] I see that.

[443] So what days, gang, are we going to watch this so that we can kind of discuss it?

[444] What days does it come out?

[445] I think Tuesdays.

[446] Tuesday?

[447] Because I saw it yesterday.

[448] On Hulu.

[449] On Hulu.

[450] Yeah, Hulu.

[451] Your grandfathered in on that one too.

[452] The thing is, Billy, college football season started, and the NFL season is about to start, and the WMBA season is still going on.

[453] And, like, I'm pretty swamped.

[454] It's a Tuesday.

[455] It's a Tuesday.

[456] It's a Tuesday.

[457] Yeah, but you got 30 minutes on Tuesday.

[458] Yeah, it's a 39er.

[459] You don't have 30 minutes on Tuesday.

[460] That's episode one.

[461] I think you're right.

[462] I do have 39 minutes.

[463] I think we're going to flirt with like 32 to 37.

[464] Tuesday's your day.

[465] No, it's a 39er.

[466] 39 is because it's episode one.

[467] Episode one is always that's what I'm saying.

[468] I think we're going to flur with 32, 37.

[469] What season are we on, by the way?

[470] Four.

[471] You haven't seen any before?

[472] So I saw seasons one and two, but I didn't see season three.

[473] Season three, you want me to tell you what happened?

[474] Don't tell her.

[475] There's a big spoiler in three.

[476] Come on.

[477] The problem is, is that we've reached the level of success on the show where now it's just Cameo City.

[478] Every, it's just constant.

[479] That was my issue after season one.

[480] To be honest, it was always that coming in.

[481] No, but, well, because Sting was in season one and it's like, hey, you're Sting.

[482] And then season two was just like, Amy Schumer lives in our building now and it's like wait what yeah and then that was like the whole thing of amy schumer like here she is in like an episode or two and she's just like she's amy shumer did i get ball sacked or is martin short now dating maryl Streep in real life seems to be happening in real life that doesn't make sense no wow life imitating i love it she was the one of the main characters in season three love interest was she playing herself uh no no down on down on her luck actress he's still supposed to be oh yeah i put mine down sorry mine's back up do you think do you think they met and started dating on set or were they already dating and he got her the job?

[483] No, I...

[484] Well, she recently got divorced from her husband who was like a famous sculptor.

[485] He got her the job?

[486] You know.

[487] I don't know.

[488] You think it seemed like she's actually this down on her actress that can't get work without dating Martin Short.

[489] You're pushing back?

[490] You're pushing back who's?

[491] No, I'm just saying, like, I have my issues with Merrill Street.

[492] I think she's an overrated actor.

[493] Guys, pick us up.

[494] What?

[495] Speaking of Martin Short is the guy that's along for the ride.

[496] What a talent.

[497] No way.

[498] He's incredible.

[499] I really like Martin Short.

[500] Really?

[501] Really?

[502] He's funny.

[503] Oh, I think he said you don't really like.

[504] No, I do like that.

[505] Father of the bride, he was incredible.

[506] No, I said I like him.

[507] Sleep Martin also, I like.

[508] Absolutely.

[509] Yeah, not less so.

[510] And also Steve Martin.

[511] But Stugats.

[512] Barry Kills.

[513] Steve Martin, Martin, Short, Selena Gomez.

[514] Let's play.

[515] No, we're not playing.

[516] Well, it's probably a bad idea.

[517] Stugats says Martin Short is just along for the ride.

[518] And Sugats, I'm saying absolutely not.

[519] He's the one with one of the hottest shows in America.

[520] What has she done lately?

[521] I'll wait.

[522] That's a fair point.

[523] I mean, but I feel like Martin Short is always one of those guys that gets plugged into a movie because Steve Martin's in the movie and he's more famous and he wants Martin Short in the movie.

[524] Are you just going off of three amigos?

[525] Yeah.

[526] So anyway, there's this birthday party that he's having for his kid, right, his son.

[527] And he has one of those bounce houses there.

[528] And he was responsible for nailing in the final stake, right, for hammering that thing in.

[529] Oh, no. But then he got a phone call.

[530] And it was the phone call he had been waiting for for days.

[531] life that phone call.

[532] Yes.

[533] And more ways than one, it seems.

[534] Oh, man. And so he got up and he ran inside because he was so excited to take the phone call and he forgot to hammer in that final stake.

[535] So as he's taking the phone call and they're saying, hey, you got the deal, you know, $40 million, $60 million.

[536] What is happening is, unbeknownst to him, is that the bounty house is flying away with five or six kids on it.

[537] And four of them or five of them die.

[538] They find Yeah, no, and now it is torn his life apart.

[539] It is torn their marriage apart.

[540] Did his kids survive?

[541] No, one of his friends, his son died.

[542] His son died.

[543] Question.

[544] So now he's living with his guilt and should he turn himself in and what does he do?

[545] There's a lot of questions.

[546] I got a quite, okay, so I am a wealthy man with a big deal on the line, right?

[547] I'm wealthy enough to have a huge backyard and wealthy enough to get this bouncy house for my kids' birthday.

[548] yet I refuse to pay someone else to do the I'm going to be hammering stakes.

[549] If you hire someone, you should not be the one staking it in.

[550] Time out.

[551] He did hire somebody.

[552] He has someone, a family that works at the house, okay?

[553] The wife needed ice.

[554] But this is totally a, wait, time out.

[555] He was hammering in the steak, okay?

[556] Their guy, their maintenance guy was hammering in the steak and the wife needed ice.

[557] And so the husband said, hey, go get the ice.

[558] We need it now.

[559] I will take care of the bouncy house.

[560] Hold on a second.

[561] If this is a rental, the people you rented from would set it up.

[562] Not someone that works for you at the house.

[563] We like the business we wanted to start.

[564] Don't.

[565] Was that the gacky?

[566] Number one.

[567] Number two, Billy.

[568] There shouldn't be one stake that that's important.

[569] I was going to say three stakes.

[570] I think you should be locked in on three stakes.

[571] Yeah, there's not just one steak.

[572] One steak missing shouldn't have allowed this to happen.

[573] But also.

[574] This is a suspect.

[575] Honey, we need ice.

[576] Hey, John, stop doing the manual laborer.

[577] and just go and hop in the car and get this ice.

[578] I'll do this thing that requires manual labor and skill.

[579] Yeah.

[580] Instead of just getting ice.

[581] Can I also, was there like a Direcho or something?

[582] Like what?

[583] How did this thing just like pick up and leave with children in it?

[584] I know what that is.

[585] There was a big windstorm that came by and, you know, picked it up and carried it away.

[586] And then you see like, you know, you see these families watching their kids fall from the bouncy house.

[587] Does this ever happen in real life?

[588] I'm certain.

[589] There was balloon boy that flew away in the balloon.

[590] I remember a balloon boy.

[591] Yeah, but he was never in the balloon.

[592] That was a big, big lie.

[593] That was a time.

[594] We're covering that live on this show.

[595] That's how old this show.

[596] Hey, happy 20th everyone.

[597] Watch this.

[598] There's going to be a documentary untold balloon boy.

[599] And people go like, did you know there was a boy who's in a balloon?

[600] They got blown away.

[601] Yeah, that was a crazy person.

[602] Made it all up for attention.

[603] You know what was a good show?

[604] What's that?

[605] Oz.

[606] Great show.

[607] Speaking of Merrill Street, Barry.

[608] I mean, God, big little lies on Macs.

[609] F -Boy Island.

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[629] What do you mean?

[630] Oh, this is good, Dave.

[631] That's actually not bad.

[632] This is good.

[633] That's not terrible.

[634] You got to come together.

[635] A little southern twush.

[636] A little George Bush in that one.

[637] This is the Dan LeBatar show with the Stugats.

[638] We're going to be joined by a fantasy expert Matthew Berry in just a moment.

[639] But first, it's Suey Week, and today we've got Best Laf, hit it.

[640] And now, the Suey nominees for Best Laugh, Alex Rodriguez.

[641] Andy Reed Bernie Williams Alonzo Morning Ben Schwartz Adnan Verk Edna Verk Adam Schaefter Kenny G Joyer Taylor Kathy Griffin I don't know the Jim Ler Karen Yega, Katie Nolan, very good.

[642] Wee.

[643] Jake Tapper.

[644] Jay Billis.

[645] Jake Plummer.

[646] George the Iceman Gervin.

[647] Gabriel Iglesias, aka Fluffy.

[648] Dan Soder.

[649] Dan Patrick.

[650] L. Duncan I know where you're going.

[651] Semi -finals.

[652] Christian Wilkins.

[653] Dan Hurley.

[654] Chris Whittingham.

[655] Chris Mad Dog Russo.

[656] Chris Felica, aka The Bear.

[657] Carlos Boozer.

[658] Chris Cody.

[659] No, this is not, this is not good.

[660] It doesn't seem clean.

[661] Chris.

[662] Brooks Kepka.

[663] He's laughing at it.

[664] Calvin Johnson.

[665] Boogie Cousins.

[666] Brad Williams.

[667] Tim Kirchin.

[668] Spencer Hall.

[669] Tom Thibedow.

[670] Adam Schaefter's mom, Shirley.

[671] Stan Van Gundy.

[672] Sammy Sosa.

[673] Robert Griffin III.

[674] Thank you.

[675] Scott Van Pelt.

[676] Rob Delaney.

[677] Sam Morrell.

[678] Princess Claire Bellamy.

[679] Rich Eisen.

[680] Oh, come.

[681] Rex Chapman.

[682] Randy Moller, aka Red Deer.

[683] Ramona Shelburne.

[684] Right.

[685] Poppy Lebitard.

[686] You know, he meant pants, you know.

[687] Pants.

[688] He made football.

[689] Mina Kimes.

[690] The bat boy who was fired by David Sampson, Nick Cirillo.

[691] Michelle Beatle.

[692] Oh, thank you.

[693] Mike McDaniel.

[694] Method Man. Lando Norris, Lil Dickie, Meroe, Lamarcus Aldridge, Marty Smith, Wayne Newton, Carl Weathers, Shooter McGavin, Dan Lebitard, nothing, nothing, Charlotte Wilder, Amin, Amine El Hassan, Billy Gill They relocated Stugats Tony Colladayude Roy Bellamy The threesomes Roy Wood Jr. Parakeet Cortez Ron McGill Pablo Torrey Mike Ryan Jessica Smatana Jujugadi The one of them Jeremy Tashay That's all I got on it The laugh was that Greg Cody He's never heard the phrase necking Izzy Gutierrez David Sampson Yeah Dominique Foxworth LPGA golfer who went viral for smoking heaters Charlie Hull A fun game to play there that I was trying to do is which one of these were real laughs or which one were fake A lot of fake laughs I fully admit mine was super fake So is mine Yeah No That is actually one of your genuine ones to guts That's why I put it in The How do you decipher?

[695] I mean You can kind of tell with you Do you guys like listening To your own laughter?

[696] No I do when it's real.

[697] When I really belly laugh, it's a fun thing.

[698] I feel like there are several people who have great belly laugh.

[699] Jessica, you're one of them.

[700] You got a great laugh.

[701] When I was younger people told me that when I died, my laugh would go straight to hell.

[702] Damn.

[703] Because it was so annoying.

[704] Say hi to our bryles.

[705] It's a compliment, I think.

[706] Somewhere in there, there's a compliment.

[707] Like the rest of me is in heaven.

[708] That's the compliment, I guess.

[709] But it's like, no, your laugh sucks.

[710] Who told you this?

[711] My friends.

[712] How old were you?

[713] I don't know.

[714] Not old.

[715] So wait, let me get this straight.

[716] So for them, your laugh is something of Satan.

[717] There it is.

[718] 2025, ladies and gentlemen.

[719] A couple villainous laughs there, my bad.

[720] No, what did you got?

[721] No, no, the George Gervyn, villainous.

[722] He misspoke.

[723] He was like, ha, ha.

[724] His echoed everywhere.

[725] It was like the count, right?

[726] But that's his real laugh.

[727] I know.

[728] I thought Princess Clares is going to be tough to beat.

[729] That one's up there.

[730] Greg Cody is good because he almost dies during his.

[731] And then Katie, Nolan because she goes, wee at the end.

[732] Greg sacrificed the most for his submission.

[733] I think that we can say that.

[734] Left it all out on the line.

[735] I like Charlie Holes too.

[736] Old school, those convertibles, but they weren't convertibles back then.

[737] It was just that sort of car looked like.

[738] That, yes.