3 - Our Favorite Thirder

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[1] Hey, this is exciting.

[2] An all -new season of only murders in the building is coming to Hulu on August 27th.

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[4] But there's a mystery hanging over everyone.

[5] Who killed Saz?

[6] And were they really after Charles?

[7] Why would someone want to kill Charles?

[8] This season, murder hits close to home.

[9] With a threat against one of their own, the stakes are higher than ever.

[10] Plus, the gang is going to Hollywood to turn their podcast into a major movie.

[11] Amid the glitz and glamour of Los Angeles, more mysteries and twists arise.

[12] Who knows what will happen once the cameras start to roll?

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[15] Goodbye.

[16] How do we start talking about murder?

[17] I don't know.

[18] Hey, Karen, how is your day?

[19] pretty good.

[20] Did you get murdered?

[21] I did and I lived through today.

[22] How about yourself?

[23] Didn't get murdered.

[24] See, that's all we want.

[25] Yeah.

[26] That's all anyone wants.

[27] We're helping people not get murdered.

[28] I bet people did get murdered today though.

[29] A lot of people.

[30] Yeah.

[31] Yeah.

[32] RIP to those people.

[33] Yeah.

[34] We're sorry your time ended.

[35] It'll start again soon enough.

[36] Well, the day's not over yet either, so.

[37] It's right.

[38] I have to walk to my car.

[39] Yeah.

[40] I'm like, door is locked because of course it is.

[41] home invasion robbery big fear of mine is it really yeah around here that's a that's a reasonable fear yeah except for when you have people close by yeah that's a great thing do you know you're across the hall neighbors yeah they're nice they like me great but i the other and a couple nights ago i was thinking about how someone could break in here and i was thinking about how they could parkour up the wall and into my balcony like you're some parkoring criminal you're afraid to get murdered by spider man Yeah.

[42] That would be.

[43] Well, yeah.

[44] You're the one person he murders instead of safe.

[45] Right.

[46] That would be a bummer.

[47] This is my favorite murder.

[48] I'm Georgia.

[49] I'm Karen.

[50] Let's start with a piece of news based on murdery stuff.

[51] Okay, good.

[52] Okay.

[53] So you know how one of the many ways that you can collect and present evidence is by matching hair follicles from the scene to the person or the murder or whatever?

[54] Yeah.

[55] Turns out it's a completely box.

[56] science.

[57] No. Yes.

[58] And the Justice Department is acknowledging that nearly every examiner at an elite FBI forensic unit gave flawed testimony in almost all trials in which they offered evidence against criminal defendants over more than two decade period.

[59] No. 95 % of the 268 trials viewed so far says that they overstated forensic matches.

[60] Holy, no, this is humongous.

[61] I know, because I've seen shows where they do this, and I'm like, great, legit, that's crazy.

[62] Every, I feel like every forensic files that I've seen, it's, right?

[63] And they're, like, pulling up those, like, the microscopic things, the slides.

[64] And you see the ridges and you see the color.

[65] It turns out in one of that cases, it turned out to be dog hair that they found.

[66] Oh, shit.

[67] It wasn't even human hair, and the guy got convicted on it.

[68] Do you know that in the, the guy, it's the Atlanta Child Killings?

[69] That guy, they only had him on carpet fiber.

[70] Holy shit.

[71] Which one's that?

[72] That's the one where there was tons of little kids in Atlanta, little black kids only, that were getting murdered.

[73] And they had this guy, and he is super suspicious because he was like, do you want to be a star?

[74] Posters all around the neighborhood and he had a recording studio, which is like textbook, like, pedophilic entrapment stuff or also a way to get a star, a young star on the rise.

[75] But these kids were like getting.

[76] dumped they were getting murdered and then thrown into the river so like and and then one night it was like connected to him because one night someone was near the bridge where a kid was rolled up in carpet and dumped over and then his car was spotted like somewhere nearby yeah and they they they got him on it but it was all about matching the carpet the kid was wrapped up in to carpet somewhere else in the home or in the car.

[77] Yeah, he, like, there was a big piece of carpet cut out at his house.

[78] Yeah, I think so.

[79] I mean, now it's stupid, right?

[80] Yes.

[81] But the idea of that were, because it's such a believable piece of evidence.

[82] Well, you know what another one is, that might be flawed, that is one of my favorite ways to collect evidence besides handwriting analysis is blood spatter evidence.

[83] That, they might totally debunk that too.

[84] Really?

[85] I feel like it's, I mean, yeah, I guess it doesn't, how do you scientifically prove those things?

[86] True.

[87] For every single time.

[88] Which, of course, puts me in the mind of the staircase where all that blood spatter and, I mean, that was a big part of that documentary was all that.

[89] But are they saying that the science of how it lands and all that kind of stuff isn't real?

[90] Yeah, I mean, yeah.

[91] Yeah, but you can't call it scientific evidence because it's not science.

[92] It's kind of like...

[93] Conjecture.

[94] It's like, yeah.

[95] And magic talk.

[96] So when do they get to the part where they throw out owls?

[97] I feel like if you can use these things to get someone to confess, then great.

[98] But using it like the only thing to convict someone, that's insane.

[99] Yeah.

[100] Well, but also I think it's fascinating.

[101] like the Memphis West Memphis 3 where you can get stupid people to confess very easily right that's true and people and those tactics the other thing they need to reform is like keeping people in a room for 12 hours with no food and water and asking them the same question over and over and eventually having them just kind of go insane and want to be out of there and you lead the conversation yeah you convince them that they did it They're not confessing because they want to get out of there sometimes.

[102] It's like, maybe I fucking didn't for caught, right?

[103] Yeah, they tell you all these possibilities.

[104] It's crazy.

[105] It is super crazy.

[106] However, if there's some fucking creepy -ass dude and there's a missing blonde kid and they find a long blonde hair in his trunk, why would her, you know, why would that long blonde hair be in there?

[107] Because he's a wigmaker, because his mother has long blonde hair, because this.

[108] Yeah.

[109] It's the kind of thing where it's like saying being creepy is illegal.

[110] Yeah.

[111] that's the problem is that it's that thing of like you can't wear a black shirt depending on which part of the country you live in right certain things aren't allowed so culturally that that ties into my favorite murder today is does it really i want to hear your let's do let's tell each other our favorite murders okay wait you don't want to use that natural segue to go into yours because you tell like then i would be talking too much you're up too much but you know this is a podcast right I'll go into mine.

[112] Get into talking.

[113] Okay.

[114] As a segue into mine, is this person had like Led Zeppelin and like death metal band posters on the wall.

[115] So they were like he's, but I feel like it was in the early 90s.

[116] So this, my favorite murder is a man was tried and convicted and put to death for this murder.

[117] Oh shit.

[118] But it might probably isn't a murder in the first place.

[119] What?

[120] Have I heard of, oh my God.

[121] Have I not heard of this one?

[122] That's what I would love.

[123] Okay.

[124] His name is Cameron Todd Willingham.

[125] In the early 90s, he busted out of his house that was engulfed in flames and his three little daughters died in it.

[126] Oh, no. Have you heard of this one?

[127] No. It's like a big, it's a big case about like the Innocent Project and debunking the arson investigator's testimony that ended up being.

[128] just completely bullshit and wrong.

[129] Oh, no. Dead children.

[130] High stakes.

[131] We start out high stakes on this one.

[132] Yeah.

[133] He was fucking but to death for this.

[134] Okay.

[135] Fuck.

[136] Oh, yeah.

[137] Don't mess.

[138] So, yeah, he, and they think that what, how it really started.

[139] So the arson investigators said that they found puddles where accelerant would have been.

[140] And like the, the outline of where the accelerant had been, you know, distributed around the apartment.

[141] or the house because the burns don't happen this way.

[142] And this is what fires do.

[143] And here's, you know, we've been studying this for years and years.

[144] Right.

[145] But we all saw back draft.

[146] Right.

[147] So it turns out that that's just bullshit.

[148] And the neighbors and the firefighters and all the people who initially got there said that he seemed so insanely distraught and was trying to get back into the house but he couldn't because it was on fire.

[149] And then they later changed their testimony.

[150] He'd be like, yeah, he was too upset.

[151] I think it was fake.

[152] And no, he didn't seem upset at all.

[153] he moved his car and then they said he moved his car so it wouldn't explode and add to the fire in the cotton fire right i don't know but maybe he's guilty though i mean maybe but so sorry would he be guilty of wanting his family dead just like was his wife gone his wife was gone at the time and he said he was sleeping and heard his daughter say daddy and he and it was already smoke heavy smoke so he left the house with the children inside he tried Yeah, he said he tried to get to them, but the firehead originated in their bedroom.

[154] The children?

[155] Yes.

[156] So he couldn't get to them.

[157] And he tried to go back in.

[158] He tried breaking windows.

[159] I know.

[160] See, I was like of one mind when you started this story.

[161] That just turned me hard.

[162] Well, here's what they say probably happened.

[163] And I kind of can see this and believe it, that they used space heaters.

[164] Yes, those things are deadly.

[165] Yeah, old junkie space heaters that.

[166] literally are on fire.

[167] The daughter liked to lay near it and fuck with it.

[168] And her fucking blankie probably caught on fire.

[169] And her cheap Kmart polyester pajamas.

[170] Yes.

[171] Yes.

[172] Wait, this was the 90s?

[173] Yes.

[174] Because when I was growing up, those pajamas were covered in stuff that caught on fire.

[175] Yeah.

[176] How would we not dead from the 80s and 90s?

[177] It's a miracle.

[178] It's like anyone that's my age is a total kind of just a walking miracle.

[179] Yeah, that we got to this point.

[180] No seatbelts.

[181] No. you got left home alone all the time.

[182] Can you imagine having a kid and watching them fucking run full throttle into death?

[183] Fuck.

[184] Well, here's the thing.

[185] It's that thing.

[186] Like, it's the moralistic thing of, oh, no man. Which kind of it goes back to that, the thing that happened, the last episode when we talked about it was like, no man would let his wife get raped in front of him or whatever.

[187] It makes me want to say that of like, no man would leave a house where his three children are burning.

[188] Right.

[189] But the instinct to get out to live and the amount of heat i mean think of like the last time you cooked something and like the pan was hot and you touched a pan yeah yeah that's what the walls would have been like if the house is on fire i mean reading his account it sounds like it was and it was already up in smoke and he came out got a breath and tried to go back in but just it was walls of black smoke and you couldn't get him what's the poster like the metal posters and stuff what is that about um there was like an iron maiden poster that had like a skull and cross phones on it and they're like he's satanic and he's a sociopath and here's the proof because he has a like a sword and a heart tattoo on his arm so he's in the cult cultism and Satanism and it's just that kind of small that small town shit you know yes and the 90s and now that would be anyone if you went to intelligentsia right now it's like oh so this whole place is filled with sainess.

[190] Although I have a feeling like there's places in this country where you could still get, you know, that's evidence towards you being a murder still.

[191] Yeah, for sure.

[192] Thank God we don't live there.

[193] And also think of how creepy it would be if you were the fire investigator and you were walking through a burnt house and you see, but because that's, those people, they're just people and they're just civil servants.

[194] So like they go in and see dead children in a room.

[195] They're first responders.

[196] That's a huge emotional reaction.

[197] They look up and see a pentagram poster or whatever the thing is.

[198] And they're not thinking, let's not be reactionary or whatever.

[199] They're just human beings going, this whole thing looks like living hell.

[200] Yeah, or look at this pentagram.

[201] Let's look for accelerant traces and you can find them if you look or, you know, I can't remember how they explained away the accelerant maybe that, oh, they did say something weird that I was like, me that there was accelerant in the door frame yeah like lighter fluid and when the firefighters came there was a barbecue grill on the porch maybe that's it got blasted off and that's how the lighter fluid got there which sounds like a little fishy but it could happen it totally and also it doesn't sound like they they didn't it wasn't like they're running a tight ship over there right right it doesn't sound like if you have shitty old space heaters yeah probably the rest of your houses like a lot of random paper towels in bad places and stuff, right?

[202] I mean, oh, there was a refrigerator blocking the second door in the kitchen and all this.

[203] You know, it's like, but my dad used to talk all the time because my dad was a San Francisco fireman and he would talk constantly about how stupid people were about stuff.

[204] Like at Christmas when they're, they would not water their tree, cover it and lights, leave the lights on all night.

[205] And then, and everything's next to old curtains or like that people don't even realize or like I'll just take the time right now to tell everybody clean out the lint trap in your dryer every time you do a load of dry every time you dry every time you dry a load because that's the number one way people's houses catch on fire wow you know when you pull off like that big crazy sweater of limp trap because it's so much fun and it's like a big thing but that's how people's houses catch on fire also battery I heard the thing about batteries, if you leave, like, a deep battery out and near another one, they can spark somehow together and light on fire.

[206] Is that true?

[207] Jesus.

[208] The most, like, crazy way.

[209] Yeah.

[210] I worry all the time.

[211] I know.

[212] Well, and some people don't at all.

[213] And that's why shit like that happens.

[214] They're just like, you know, we'll see what happens.

[215] But that's fucked up.

[216] Three little kids died because of that either way.

[217] And in the beginning, his wife was like, he's absolutely innocent on his side.

[218] Later, she divorced him and kind of went back and forth between if he was.

[219] was innocent or guilty.

[220] In the end, when he was put to death, she thought he was guilty.

[221] But she went back and forth a couple times.

[222] Yeah.

[223] How could you not?

[224] And also, it's not, you didn't lose one child.

[225] You lost all of your children.

[226] And now there's, there's kind of backlash because there was a, there was a prison informant that he shared a cell with, who's now, who, who testified that this, this Cameron Willingham guy confessed, to the murders, but now it's coming that he actually had been, like, paid with money and less jail time to testify.

[227] Yep.

[228] And, uh, yeah.

[229] Jailhouse, uh, tests.

[230] Oh, yeah.

[231] Like, it's also in, how do you ever go, no, this guy's really telling the truth this time?

[232] Right.

[233] This one is trustworthy.

[234] This is it, because it perfectly fits our investigation and what we need to hear right now, and now we have the information.

[235] Yeah.

[236] I have a hard time when, like, in this article that I was reading, it's not, in the New Yorker.

[237] It's called trial by fire.

[238] They were saying that like his parole officer had said how nice and sweet he was, which I can never, sociopaths are the nicest much charming people you'll ever meet.

[239] So I don't believe any that.

[240] I don't give a shit about nice.

[241] Nice does not qualify for anything with me because it's the easiest way to be.

[242] Right.

[243] Nice is not a big deal.

[244] I don't like charming.

[245] I'm creeped out by charming people.

[246] Yeah.

[247] Well, they want something.

[248] Right.

[249] I mean, everybody does.

[250] But like if you're going to be, to put the energy behind being charming then there's something going on there's an agenda at play also if you feel like you need to please every single person that you meet you've got a fucking emotional mental issue that yeah there's something going on right i mean truly at the end of the day give me an asshole and i don't mean that the way you think and want me to make it i didn't think about it until this no yeah but you know what you stand by that i who stand by it in every interpretation no of just like people who are self -possessed enough to not care what other people think or need them need to manipulate what other people think.

[251] That's what it is.

[252] It's like, I'm going to make you think this certain thing about me. Yeah.

[253] That's where, that's the problematic thing.

[254] That scares me so much that I just don't ever believe anyone until I know them well enough.

[255] But I think that's the healthiest way.

[256] Yeah, that's true.

[257] Because I remember being in my 20s and getting tricked by plenty of people who I'm sure were sociopaths or just deep narcissists and you kind of i think eventually you learn you know you just start picking up on those signs and that's a good thing that's what we're supposed to do um this is my therapy session let's like let's do half murder half half a kind of a psychological analysis of how to be it's all intertwined isn't we should tell everyone these i mean who else are they going to hear it from Right.

[258] Yeah, listen to us.

[259] This is kind of a DIY, how to live.

[260] It's a lifestyle podcast.

[261] Let's get that lifestyle.

[262] With a murder theme.

[263] Right.

[264] Lifestyle, death style.

[265] Yeah, how to decorate your murder.

[266] Poor DIY ways to decorate your murder.

[267] Splatter, splatter, splatter.

[268] It might not be a viable way to approve up case.

[269] Yeah.

[270] But it still looks great on the wall.

[271] And put your hair everywhere because they can't convict you now.

[272] with that.

[273] They can't do shit about it.

[274] Put your carpet fibers where you want.

[275] Yeah.

[276] Hey, this is exciting.

[277] An all new season of only murders in the building is coming to Hulu on August 27th.

[278] Steve Martin, Martin Short, and Selena Gomez are back as your favorite podcaster detectives.

[279] But there's a mystery hanging over everyone.

[280] Who killed Saz?

[281] And were they really after Charles?

[282] Why would someone want to kill Charles?

[283] This season, murder hits close to home.

[284] With a threat against one of their own, the stakes are higher than ever.

[285] Plus, the gang is going to Hollywood to turn their podcast into a major movie.

[286] Amid the glitz and glamour of Los Angeles, more mysteries and twists arise.

[287] Who knows what will happen once the cameras start to roll?

[288] Get ready for the stariest season yet with Merrill Streep, Zach Alfinacus, Eugene Levy, Eva Longoria, Melissa McCarthy, Davey, Joy Randolph, Molly Shannon, and more.

[289] Only Martyrs in the Building premieres August 27th, streaming only on Hulu.

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[311] What's your favorite murder, Karen?

[312] My favorite murder this week is one that I was so, I've been so excited to talk about because I, this was one of those ones where I went deep Wikipedia one night alone and had no, it was too late at night and often, there are not very many friends I have that.

[313] I can be like, guess what?

[314] Guess what about these children that were murdered in the late 70s?

[315] Yeah.

[316] Not until I met you.

[317] Yeah.

[318] We're the only people that won't text back.

[319] Are you okay?

[320] Are you doing okay?

[321] What's really going on?

[322] Yeah.

[323] So there were these four kids were murdered in Oakland County, Michigan in the late 70s.

[324] And this whole case was called the Oakland County child killings.

[325] Sounds fucking awesome already.

[326] Right.

[327] So they found a 12 -year -old boy kidnapped and raped and smothered.

[328] and that was the first one um and uh then like a week later at these i i didn't write down i didn't do my super accurate homework but people are coming here for facts that are in the wrong fucking place yeah and also i it's all off wikipedia so you can get it and really really enjoy it for yourself firsthand but essentially all 11 and 12 year old children and so it goes a boy and then a girl a 12 year old girl was found kidnapped not raped, bathed, fed, and then shot point blank and left in the snow.

[329] How was the first kid killed?

[330] Smothered.

[331] Smothered.

[332] So those aren't the same murderer, probably.

[333] Well, they don't, they probably didn't connect them then.

[334] Okay.

[335] But then the third kid, who was an 11 -year -old boy, who was kidnapped, and so he was gone for, like, he disappeared.

[336] And so on, say the seventh day or whatever, they went on the, the parents went on the news and said, please, you know, bring him home so we can give him his favorite dinner, Kentucky Fried Chicken.

[337] You know, the thing they do to personalize.

[338] And the next day, they found his body.

[339] Don't tell me he had Kentucky Fried Chicken in his belly.

[340] Rape smothered with Kentucky Fried Chicken's left in his belly.

[341] No. Exactly what you didn't want to hear.

[342] Oh, my God.

[343] And he was also washed like the girl was.

[344] His nails were trimmed.

[345] His clothes were spotless.

[346] They were washed and pressed.

[347] And his body was still warm when they found it.

[348] So that's when they knew something super terrible was happening.

[349] Oh, my God.

[350] And then the last girl was 11, and she was, she disappeared, she was kidnapped, and then she was found murdered.

[351] So the girls were not sexually interfered.

[352] with and the boys were raped.

[353] So that was just, that was like a big thing that happened.

[354] And they called, they, so after they got all that information, they called him the babysitter killer, which is, it's fucked up and almost sweet to him.

[355] Because the way he treated the kids.

[356] Because the way he, well, because of the way he left them.

[357] Which kind of implies the way he treated them was nice, except for we all know that's not true and imagine.

[358] because he kept them for a while, which is the nightmare part.

[359] Alive, alive.

[360] So, yeah, so that's horrifying.

[361] I don't know.

[362] I feel like when you're alive, there's some chance of escape.

[363] Like, there's some hope left.

[364] Yes.

[365] Well, while it's still happening, for sure.

[366] Yeah.

[367] But then it's just that thing of like, it goes to the total insanity and, And I don't know.

[368] Depravity.

[369] I wish I knew the difference.

[370] Yes, depravity for sure.

[371] But like when you're really psychotic or whatever, where you're keeping the thing you're going to murder.

[372] Like you know this is all the plan.

[373] And so you're keeping a child like a pet or whatever.

[374] It's just beyond.

[375] But when they started looking at the suspects that were around Oakland County, one of the people, and this is where I went down the whole.

[376] one of the people that was a suspect was like a 24 -year -old rich kid and his name oh shit I'm not going to find it um dang it Christopher Bush okay so his father was like either the GM or the vice president of one of the huge motor companies wait it might have been GM and his father was the vice president of GM or one of those ones yeah hugely rich he was always in this big mansion by himself.

[377] His parents were always like working or on vacation or whatever.

[378] And there was a constant stream of young boys coming in and out of the house.

[379] Why?

[380] Because he was a child molester.

[381] So he was paying kids to come over and whatever.

[382] And so he got arrested for sexual assault and child molestation several times.

[383] Like he was a known pedophile.

[384] How do the fuck those people stay out?

[385] Because he was rich.

[386] So they always bought him out of jail.

[387] and cleared him and whatever and tried to do stuff and he so they went and found him and started looking through his room and looking through all his stuff and they thought that they found a picture of one of the boys I think it was supposed to be Tim the third one screaming like a drawing of him with his hoodie on because I think they said he was found in a hoodie or something so it was a picture of him with the hoodie looking like he was in total terror But they don't know for sure that that's who the face was but that's what he looked like and so it was like it was the circumstantial evidence That's such a small thing to go on though Yeah and they were trying to put all that together But apparently his room was really messy and filled with all kinds of creepy stuff And then one of the things that they connected Because apparently so That kid Christopher Bush They confiscated eight rolls of film in his room And it was all Kitty porn Holy shit they find out, and this is the thing that, stuff like this is what makes me so fascinated.

[388] It piques my interest in it.

[389] It's probably the writer in me where it's like, this is such a good story, separate from tragedy or whatever.

[390] They figure out that there is an island.

[391] So I guess there's like an island chain up way north in the peninsula area of Michigan.

[392] And one of them is called North Fox Island.

[393] And it's, it was empty, they thought.

[394] and they find out that there is a Christian boys camp.

[395] There's a camp like St. Somebody's for wayward boys on North Fox Island.

[396] The only way to get on or off the island is by plane.

[397] There's one airstrip down the center of it.

[398] And that when they go to investigate this island, they find out that they had set up this fake boys camp to get boys.

[399] like, poor children who would sign up for a place like that.

[400] So it was like this free thing, like, come.

[401] And they were all being used in kiddie porn.

[402] It was just a kiddie porn ring.

[403] It was a kitty porn ring.

[404] So when they showed up, that's what was happening.

[405] And it was nightmare.

[406] I mean, like, that's like a Friday of the 13th, Freddie Krueger nightmare movie right there.

[407] Which part of it do you obsess about?

[408] The idea that these boys would be there thinking they get to go to camp and what that turns into.

[409] and the nightmare that it would be on that island.

[410] And also then when they go back, because I was talking to somebody about that, and they're like, why wouldn't they say anything?

[411] And I was like, I bet you these were the kids.

[412] They were probably getting kids out of juvie or in situations where they don't have their foster kids or like the most underrepresented.

[413] And they're already wayward, so no one believes these little shits because they're getting so much trouble.

[414] Right.

[415] Or they're paid, I bet, because it turns out the guy that owns the island is this multi -millionaire.

[416] know that um when when they bust it they find out and whatever they realize that this camp is there's no church affiliation there's no affiliation it's just these it's a pedophile ring that had art also been operating in like the really bad part of detroit that was well known where like kids on the street they would get kids and pay them and get them into that ring and and pay them to have sex with them and it was just this whole huge ugly thing full on exploitation of poor children.

[417] Holy shit.

[418] So that gets exposed in the in the baby civil killer investigation, which is amazing.

[419] And then they just, I just read an article that they found a man. So they had all these people that they suspected.

[420] And they found a man named Ted Lambertine who they got on kitty on those kitty porn charges where he was definitely involved in that that there was like the ring that they busted in the bad part of Detroit he was somehow definitely linked to it or whatever it was and then oh and this was a thing where a prisoner a detective from Detroit was out in California interviewing someone about something else and then the prisoner was like I know who your babysitter killer is and says it's Ted Lambertine I knew him from this pedophile ring we'd all go and pay to fuck kids in Detroit, essentially.

[421] And this guy told me, he basically pointed to a picture and said, doesn't that look like Tim, whoever, the third little boy?

[422] Oh, my God.

[423] And so that detective went back and they started casing this guy who is now 70 and only leaves his house to go to church.

[424] And da -da -da, and like living like this silent old man that no one knows anything about.

[425] And then they go into his house and they find all this evidence.

[426] And he will not admit that he was the babysitter killer.

[427] But he first should be like, all the evidence points to it.

[428] All the evidence points to that.

[429] And he, and they have him on all the pedophile charges and all the, the ring charges and all that.

[430] Does he, when did this happen?

[431] When did he get busted?

[432] 2005.

[433] Oh, my God.

[434] Yeah.

[435] So, and they, uh, oh, Christopher Bush, the rich kid killed himself in 1978.

[436] So they kind of, like, assumed it was him because there was all that weird evidence and stuff.

[437] So then the Ted Lambertine thing, they, like, kind of came out of the blue.

[438] Are we okay with Christopher Bush killing himself because he was a child molester?

[439] Or do we not think that we're allowed to make that judgment call?

[440] I mean, we can kind of do anything we want.

[441] Can we, yeah.

[442] If that guy, if these people can pay children to rape them, we can make judgment calls on these motherfuckers.

[443] Like, I never want to say, I'm glad someone's dead.

[444] But it's probably for the best that this person was harassed so much by the cops that he killed.

[445] himself well yes because and also i bet you he killed himself for lots of other reasons like in in so far as that he lived a life where this terrible thing that he a compulsion he couldn't control was basically being okayed by his rich parents who didn't give enough of a shit about him to take any real action so he was trapped in this weird world of money yeah i mean i think that's also really fascinating too of like you that's a person that gets to do whatever they want because of money same as those people at the North Fox Island Yeah so like What did that guy get?

[446] Those people all disappeared The guy that owned the island They escaped to Europe Holy shit Like flew left the island Flew away And they just couldn't find him Or extradite him Money I love that that was this island That no one thought You just take it over Who's gonna fucking know Right And build an entire camp there A fake church camp Yeah Yeah it's I mean to me like pedophiles and kitty porn, that kind of shit, is the darkest.

[447] I, like serial killers that just kill random people, obviously, not good.

[448] Yeah.

[449] But that kind of stuff where you, what is wrong with that person where that's, they're not just doing the wrong thing, but they're loving doing the wrong thing.

[450] And specifically to helpless people who can't make any decisions about what, you know, you know, can't.

[451] Yeah, you don't think the way you do as an adult when you're a kid.

[452] You don't understand what's happening to you.

[453] Yeah.

[454] It's super ugly.

[455] And it's like that exploitation.

[456] It's just the darkest.

[457] Yeah.

[458] To me, it's like the closest thing to real monsters.

[459] Those people are real monsters.

[460] Yeah.

[461] Kind of a bummer, though, too.

[462] So they're arresting the 70 -year -old and that's how it's ending?

[463] Well, they got him on the other charges, but they can't get him.

[464] They don't have enough hard evidence.

[465] on those murders, but they're positive.

[466] They lined up because he also, the murder stopped when he moved to Cleveland.

[467] And when he moved to Cleveland, he started going to church every day.

[468] And they think that the priest there knows, like, they think he confessed to that priest and the priest isn't saying it.

[469] Yeah.

[470] There's all kinds of things like that that are very clear.

[471] And it was like the days he wasn't at work or the days the children disappeared, all kinds of stuff.

[472] Those are always so interesting to me or like finding out that someone, you know, had someone clock in for them.

[473] even though they have an alibi and it turns out it's total bullshit and here's how they know.

[474] I'm like, it's just so fascinating the detective work that you take to find that.

[475] And also those poor detectives, like the way your life gets affected by having to go and investigate these people.

[476] I mean, nothing justifies the crazy murdering that's happening on the street of most black people today in America.

[477] I will never ever mean anything is justified in that way.

[478] What I mean is that when you, like as a detective, when you have to visit time and again people who are depraved.

[479] So it's not just crime or like, I'm desperate and on drugs.

[480] And so I'm doing this thing.

[481] Or I'm going to fight with my wife and killed her.

[482] Yeah.

[483] It's the depravity of like a child rapist murderer.

[484] The coming face to face with the actual evil thing, which you and I probably never will unless we searched it out.

[485] But these detectives then, knock on wood.

[486] But these people have to then delve as deep as they can into it.

[487] And all the facts.

[488] And not kill them so that they can be brought to justice and have some jailhouse justice and just get killed terribly in jail.

[489] That's the ideal.

[490] But them getting even arrested is a small, you know, can't be a huge percentage of them.

[491] So even getting someone arrested has to be hard.

[492] So imagine retiring after never having solved this case.

[493] No, that's terrible.

[494] I know.

[495] And it ruins people's lives to go investigate.

[496] this stuff and to discover this like it's just the seamy underside yeah and i only i i i surfed it on wikipedia and was just like i'm mesmerized by how horrifying it is are you watching the new season of fargo oh yes this is related that's not like an like anyways children are dead that's not how i meant but how this the cop and it is went to war and is now seeing all this insane stuff at home yes and the toll it must take on you to have gone to war and seen shit that you would never tell anyone about and then come home and do that too as a cop?

[497] Yes.

[498] Which is how it happens a lot of the time.

[499] Yeah.

[500] I just started thinking about the fact that this, with the whole France bombing, people talking about going to war again, where I was like, how many, we don't have that many more men left that this country hasn't ravaged.

[501] Yeah.

[502] Who do they think they're going to?

[503] going to send to war.

[504] Right, who's going to, yeah, the people who are going to, yeah, enlist or have already enlisted.

[505] Right.

[506] Yeah.

[507] And, and yeah, and then how do you, I mean, there are plenty of people who come home and make lives, but they're probably the people that didn't have super terrible things happen to them.

[508] But there's, it's still bad.

[509] I know there's plenty of people or it's just, it's still a horrific experience.

[510] Yeah.

[511] I love that TV show so much.

[512] It's so amazing.

[513] No, this season is fucking out of control.

[514] It's so cinematic.

[515] That's gorgeous.

[516] It's crazy.

[517] And I love that Native American.

[518] He's a doll.

[519] Carson Dunstall.

[520] I would just watch a whole thing of her day.

[521] Yes.

[522] She's so funny in it.

[523] Well, and also that, it finally came together of her and all those magazines, which I never paid attention to before, the stacks of magazines everywhere.

[524] I didn't think that she wants to escape.

[525] Is that what it's for?

[526] Yes.

[527] Okay.

[528] Like when she finally sat down with Ted Dancin and they started talking, these are spoiler alert, sorry everybody.

[529] She's like, here's why I have this obsession is because I'm not supposed to fucking be here.

[530] Yeah.

[531] And then that's his childhood home.

[532] Yes.

[533] But they live in and how fucking depressing.

[534] They just live your whole life in the same house.

[535] Yes.

[536] And there's some people that are happy with that and want it.

[537] Yes.

[538] And then there's some people who just dream of going to California.

[539] I know.

[540] It's amazing.

[541] Why do I think it would be so much easier then than it is now to like, break away and do that because you can't get traced you could go and change her fucking identity yeah probably yeah I thought there was one part where she was on the bus and I was like oh she's out of there this you were not going to see Kristen Dunst anymore and she's here's the thing Kristen Dunst is one of the most brilliant actresses of our time and no one knows I am I was very surprised to like her this much in it when I saw her I was like okay here we go but she's so good well because I saw her and I thought oh this is going be like a quote unquote come back thing but she is every person in that cast is brilliant and she's equally brilliant i agree i'm proud of her i am too good for her we're definitely ending it on an up now are really i think we oh should we i have tom sibley's death story oh yes that's a great so yeah okay all right we're going to explain yeah you explain so i think we said this in our last episode, but we want to hear other people's stories of, like, murders that they grew up with or things that happened in their hometown or the one, like, murder story you tell of, right, from your hometown or the thing that you know.

[542] And so this was, we were all at our friend Matt McCarthy's birthday party, and Georgia was smart enough to ask our friend, Tom Sibley, who's a comic and a lover of wrestling, as is our Vince and Matt.

[543] From the Feral Audio podcast, we watch wrestling.

[544] Yeah.

[545] So this is his hometown murder story.

[546] Oh, hey, this is Tom Sibley.

[547] My murder story is where my parents live.

[548] I'm not going to say where they live.

[549] It's an island in New Jersey.

[550] And there was a guy that everyone used for their upholster.

[551] He made really good couch cushions, especially for outdoor furniture, like outdoor cushions.

[552] Everyone has his stuff.

[553] And he killed his mother.

[554] Because he lived with his mother, and he killed her, and he kept her, like, in the house for months.

[555] And, like, no one knew where his mother was, and et cetera, et cetera.

[556] Later on it came out that he had killed her and was just kind of keeping her body in the house.

[557] How did he kill her?

[558] I'm not sure.

[559] I think it may have been strangulation.

[560] And, oh, I love it all.

[561] Everyone has the cushions of this guy.

[562] He was the go -to guy for cushions.

[563] And, like, I was just sitting on those cushions like a week ago.

[564] But it was the cushions of a mother murderer.

[565] So everyone kept the cushions after they found out.

[566] They were like, well, they're good cushions.

[567] Thank you, Tom, Sibley.

[568] Thank you.

[569] Did you?

[570] When I listened back to that tonight earlier, I realized that when he said, like, he was, There was this thing, and there was this guy, and he murdered his mother.

[571] And you could hear me in the background, crack up.

[572] And I think it's just glee, like gitty glee at the story.

[573] Yes.

[574] That's fucking, like most people who are not you, would be like, what the fuck?

[575] Did you just laugh at him killing his mom?

[576] Because you know what it is?

[577] It's like, this is the shit.

[578] People walk around all day going like, what did you watch on TV last night?

[579] And can you believe this weather?

[580] It's still so warm.

[581] But at the end of the day, people are murder.

[582] ordering people and doing extreme insane things.

[583] The second he said made couch cushions, I started laughing because if for some reason, and maybe it's because the hillside stranglers, the one of them was an upholster.

[584] Oh, really?

[585] I think so.

[586] I think that's why where it came from.

[587] I'm not sure.

[588] But there, upholstery is something to do with it.

[589] But something about that is so sinister to me. It's like, there's tools that are very, like, violent.

[590] in upholstery.

[591] And I thought it was, yeah, that's a really good one.

[592] Plus, I love that everyone has one of these stories.

[593] And, like, no one ever asks them these stories.

[594] Yes.

[595] They'll never tell them.

[596] Right.

[597] Unless you.

[598] Everyone has one of these stories.

[599] And it's just because it's, like, the thing that freaked you out.

[600] Yeah.

[601] There's always something freaky and insane.

[602] Yeah.

[603] Should I end it on that?

[604] I think so.

[605] Okay.

[606] Is there anything else?

[607] No, I don't know.

[608] You want to add anything?

[609] Um, I don't know.

[610] Just like, try to be nice to people.

[611] Yeah, people I get murdered.

[612] Like, people you don't really know once you see in the grocery store line.

[613] Don't suck for them.

[614] And also just for yourself, like, be excited that you're not murdered yet.

[615] And enjoy yourself.

[616] Do what you want.

[617] Don't do what, like, someone's telling you you have to do because there's no have to because you never know what could happen.

[618] You never know.

[619] This is really, I mean, when it comes down to it, this is a positive podcast.

[620] Yeah.

[621] We're trying to lift people out.

[622] Yeah.

[623] And make them their best selves.

[624] And sometimes you lift, we lift each other up by pushing down the murdered.

[625] Yeah.

[626] It's as if to say, it's a celebration of life.

[627] Lechayim to life.

[628] Life and death.