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[0] This is exactly right.
[1] Hey, this is exciting.
[2] An all -new season of only murders in the building is coming to Hulu on August 27th.
[3] Steve Martin, Martin Short, and Selena Gomez are back as your favorite podcaster, detectives.
[4] But there's a mystery hanging over everyone.
[5] Who killed Saz?
[6] And were they really after Charles?
[7] Why would someone want to kill Charles?
[8] This season, murder hits close to home.
[9] With a threat against one of their own, the stakes are higher than ever.
[10] Plus, the gang is going to Hollywood to turn their podcast into a major movie.
[11] Amid the glitz and glamour of Los Angeles, more mysteries and twists arise.
[12] Who knows what will happen once the cameras start to roll?
[13] Get ready for the stariest season yet with Merrill Streep, Zach Alfenakis, Eugene Levy, Eva Longoria, Melissa McCarthy, DeVine, Joy Randolph, Molly Shannon, and more.
[14] Only Martyrs in the Building, premieres August 27th, streaming only on Hulu.
[15] Goodbye.
[16] Hey, you guys, at the end of this show, we've got an exciting announcement to tell you about, so please stay tuned and listen to it.
[17] It's for you.
[18] Goodbye.
[19] Hello.
[20] And welcome to my favorite murder.
[21] The minisode.
[22] It is the Monday after Thanksgiving weekend.
[23] That's right.
[24] You're having to go back to fucking work.
[25] Sorry.
[26] Christmas stuff is in full effect.
[27] Ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding.
[28] ding -a -ding -ding -ding -ding -a -da -da -ba -da -da -da -ba -da -da -da -da -da -da.
[29] That's the one I like the best.
[30] Yeah.
[31] Also, it's a marshmallow world in the ding -ding.
[32] You know that one?
[33] No. That's really the words?
[34] No. It's a marshmallow word in the ding -ding.
[35] No. That's a Johnny Mathis club.
[36] And D -D -D -D -D -D -D that one.
[37] And don't forget to hang up your sock.
[38] What?
[39] Well, my favorite.
[40] Monica song.
[41] Oh, I see.
[42] No, I don't have one.
[43] Is ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ring, ring of everything.
[44] Draddle, dreidel, dreidel, jesus, Jesus.
[45] Jesus, Mary and Joseph.
[46] What a family, what a group, aren't they fun?
[47] They didn't exist.
[48] We don't know who they are.
[49] We're not going to talk about them.
[50] We won't acknowledge it.
[51] We are your only Old Testament.
[52] Mary, Mary, Mary, Mary, Mary.
[53] Hanukkah.
[54] Okay.
[55] Oh, wait.
[56] I mean, should we just do a quick plug for our new Christmas sweater that's a Hanukkah sweater that's Georgia designed called, and the slogan on it is, Lechayum, bitches?
[57] It's actually Lechayem bitches.
[58] La Chaham bitches.
[59] That's right.
[60] We were making all this Christmas merch.
[61] Or holiday.
[62] No, it's Christmas.
[63] It's straight up Christmas.
[64] So I was like, hey, look, I know it's not going to be a great big seller or anything, but can we get a Hanukkah shirt just so I don't feel like a complete fraud?
[65] I'm like, come on.
[66] And then I'm like, yeah, of course.
[67] And then she goes, what if it says Lechayem bitches?
[68] I mean Lechayem, bitches.
[69] And then I couldn't stop laughing.
[70] I thought you were going to say no, but I'm glad you did it.
[71] I support your Judaism.
[72] Thank you.
[73] It's very light.
[74] There's not much to support.
[75] Yeah, that's kind of why.
[76] You don't shove it down my throat.
[77] You don't, you don't fast that much.
[78] Thank you.
[79] The way Jews are.
[80] are doing all the time just no no no I'll have none I'm here for the food yeah you rarely say does that did this ever have milk or bacon on it which I really appreciate because it's been such a problem for me I said put milk and bacon on it now please no no no no no okay you go for I'm gonna go first the subject line is clown attack during a soccer game hi Karen jordan jordan stephen and furry friends and then a wink smiley face with one two three four five mouths okay which i don't i don't know teens i don't know what you're doing teens these days teens stop wasting your time with all these parentheses and get to this story so while i was in middle school i was on a varsity soccer team in 2016 let's see that means that you are in high school now i was right oh my god Is that what you were thinking in your head?
[81] Well, I said teens, teens these days.
[82] How did I know that?
[83] You weren't right.
[84] Holy shit.
[85] I thought it was a good slam, but it just turned out you were just very accurately figuring out who was talking to us.
[86] That October was when the clown attacks started happening.
[87] While heading to the soccer game, my friend was telling me about her clown attack that happened while she was home alone.
[88] But that's a story for another day.
[89] No, it's not teen.
[90] This teen is talking to us like fucking.
[91] Alistair Cook.
[92] Teen doesn't know how to write a story.
[93] Introducing Masterpiece Theater.
[94] But that's a story for another day.
[95] Dun -da -da -nan -da -na -da -na -na -na -ha -tell it.
[96] Now we want to hear it.
[97] While warming up, my friends and I were joking about a clown coming out of the woods.
[98] Probably the scariest woods.
[99] Don't fight me on that.
[100] Oh, the birch woods.
[101] Sorry.
[102] That's true.
[103] If I'm wrong, Stephen, would you look it up?
[104] I believe birch trees are the ones that are skinny and white.
[105] and they have leaves that turn yellow and so I think this person is exactly right that the birch woods are the scariest woods Steven's nodding Ooh, there we go Let me see, let me see Oh, and they have like the dark marks on them and stuff Yes That's beautiful, what are you talking about?
[106] Aren't those pretty?
[107] We had birch trees in our front yard When I was growing up, they're my favorite Those are gorgeous Also, I want all of these paintings, Stephen Let's read Stephen's email since he handed you his phone Oh, Stephen got a text that said, sex this and sex that.
[108] Teens.
[109] Teens is days.
[110] And they're sexting.
[111] Steven, quit texting.
[112] Stop it, Stephen, you teen.
[113] Okay.
[114] Birch Woods.
[115] We've all agreed.
[116] You're right.
[117] The scariest.
[118] And kick.
[119] So they're talking about, joking about a clown coming out of the birch woods and they're kicking a soccer ball into the other goal.
[120] We started playing.
[121] And at the end of the first half, a clown comes out of the woods with an axe.
[122] Oh!
[123] And starts running and terrorizing parents.
[124] What the fuck?
[125] And then this isn't all caps.
[126] We played for a whole three minutes after the clown comes out of the woods.
[127] What?
[128] When we stopped playing, my dad called me over and we ran to my car and called the police.
[129] What the shit.
[130] After a few minutes, we didn't see any sign of a clown.
[131] Next thing I knew, the clown was banging on my car window.
[132] Oh, my God.
[133] My dad got out of the car and started fighting the clown.
[134] No, dad.
[135] If you were wondering about the axe, it turned out to be fake.
[136] my dad wrestled the clown to the ground, pulled off his mask.
[137] He didn't write this, but I was going to say Scooby -Doo style.
[138] Totally.
[139] It turns out it was the man that owned the fairgrounds.
[140] No, I'm just kidding.
[141] That's from Scooby -Doo.
[142] It turns out that the quote -unquote clown was a boy on the soccer team, a great above me. Dick.
[143] And had brought the clown costume on the bus.
[144] What a little shit.
[145] Teens.
[146] That's so fucking genius.
[147] The clown was coming from within the house.
[148] The kid got a $300 fine and his parents were hella pissed off.
[149] Oh, my God.
[150] That's my story of a clown attack, SSDGM, Addy.
[151] What a little shithead.
[152] Oh, God damn it.
[153] Teens.
[154] That's the funniest fucking thing of all time.
[155] I'm never having a teen.
[156] Yeah, teens, teens, look, they're going to change the world with their clown hatchets.
[157] That's, what a little fucking brat, though.
[158] What a braty shit.
[159] But then also, I love his, in the spirit of just kind of breaking up the intensity of junior high soccer game.
[160] Where he's like, how about none of you, you all relax about this?
[161] But you can't chase parents with a fake weapon.
[162] He did it.
[163] You can't do that.
[164] No one told him that he couldn't.
[165] And he believed he could fly.
[166] He believed he could touch the sky.
[167] No. Okay.
[168] I'm not going to tell you the name of this one.
[169] Hi, ladies and Stephen.
[170] So, it's to start so, period.
[171] In 2012, my friend Josh and I booked a cruise as our first adult vacation.
[172] We booked an inside room just like the cheapest option, which was the cruise line picking your actual.
[173] cabin because we were both 21 and could barely afford that.
[174] So it was May and around July, I saw they had assigned us a room.
[175] Being a millennial, I imagined, I immediately Googled the ship and room number only to find out that all caps, a man had strangled his wife to death in that room a few years prior.
[176] Shit.
[177] I think he had been drinking all day when the ship was docked and then got into an argument and strangled her to death in the bathroom.
[178] Lady.
[179] I find this out, freak because I'm both a murderino and super paranoid and call the cruise line to try to get them to switch the room.
[180] The woman is like, where did you hear about this?
[181] No one here knows anything about it.
[182] And I was like, Google it.
[183] And they still wouldn't change it.
[184] I had to have a co -worker call and pretend to be me for two hours to get that room assignment changed.
[185] So it all worked out in the end.
[186] I just kept thinking about that awful movie go ship and was not about to be in the sequel.
[187] Go shit.
[188] Anyway, stay sexy and always Google everything, Christine.
[189] You are dead on right, Christine.
[190] Oh my God.
[191] That's so sad.
[192] I mean, here's the funny part too.
[193] Because it was about a cruise ship, there were so many things that that email could have been about.
[194] I know.
[195] Fuck cruise ships, man. I mean, it's going on a cruise.
[196] It's rough.
[197] And my family are cruise people.
[198] Are they?
[199] Well, you know, that's how my parents met.
[200] That's right.
[201] They were working on Princess Cruises together.
[202] right um and we went on a cruise for my mom 60 60 60th birthday um which was lovely because it was to Alaska so it's like good visuals but um good visuals the visuals were excellent if you're not getting pulled into uh you know somewhere where you never come back out of it right then you could just get be at sea and like have the ship go down which is there was a couple nights where it was very strong um waves choppy and shit or you could get fucking like food poisoning or like so many things just just you could just get disappeared okay I'm not going to redo the subject line of this because it ruins it okay hello love love love your podcast I'm in sales and I have a lot of drive time and your show constantly makes me laugh until I cry thank you the ultimate compliment I used to competitively ski freestyle aerials wow well well my goodness is this sunshine peekaboo street What's her name?
[203] Trying to skip to the end.
[204] Really?
[205] We're checking.
[206] Oh, it is Sunshine Peekaboo Street.
[207] SSTGN.
[208] Sunshine Peekaboo Street.
[209] I'm clearly a huge fan of skiing.
[210] People often refer to it as that flipping shit on skis.
[211] Every year, we, the U .S. ski team, wow.
[212] Used to travel to Fortress Mountain, Canada, for preseason training.
[213] It always seemed like the perfect.
[214] place for a murder.
[215] Middle of nowhere, sketchy lodge, but beautiful hotel called, uh -oh, the canana skis.
[216] Say that five times fast, she says in her email.
[217] I'm not even sure if it is a mountain anymore, but I did hear it was bought and getting a makeover.
[218] Okay.
[219] Is she is she trying to get us to go there?
[220] Yeah, clearly we're going to go to your goddamn mountain fortress now.
[221] I like the idea that she's saying I'm not even sure if it's a mountain anymore.
[222] What is happening?
[223] If there's no hotel on it that does that mean it's no longer a mountain that's so that's like a zen cone anyway to give you a brief one -on -one on our sport oh what is this she wrote to the wrong podcast i'm going to forward this to a sports podcast you have to chop our landing hill with shovels in order to soften the landing as opposed to landing on a firm compacted hill anyway i remember being so excited to be at my first u .s ski team camp that i got dressed super fast in the lodge ski boots and all, and headed to the hill to help the volunteers chopping the hill.
[224] So I get there and grab a shovel and start chopping.
[225] I notice there are some guys using huge pickaxes.
[226] Weird, but I just thought that that was their preference.
[227] As I'm chopping the hill and nearing the top and almost done, my coach peeks around from one of our jumps.
[228] She says in parentheses, it says glugal freestyle aerials, which could mean so many different things.
[229] He started laughing and said my name, and I went to him.
[230] I thought I was going to get praise for showing up early and helping prepare our hill.
[231] All he could do was laugh and shake his head.
[232] I was only 13.
[233] So my mom traveled to Canada with me and she was sitting in the lodge and he said, let's go find your mom.
[234] He's saying this through the laughs.
[235] So we head back to the lodge, which looks like the lodge in hot tub time machine when the guys returned there.
[236] It's not a reference point that you can just throw out there like we all memorize that movie.
[237] Teens.
[238] teens when my mom and my coach when we find my mom my coach says so Katie cannot be on the hill anymore in the morning until I come back to the lodge and give her the clear to come up he's not mad but still laughing and smiling I wasn't really sure what else I heard but my mom's mouth dropped and then she put her hand over her mouth and laughed I'm super confused and then they turned to me and my coach says do you know what convicts are sure I said well it turns out at the mountain.
[239] It was okay to have convicts from the nearby prison quote unquote volunteer to chop the hill with pickaxes and shovels so we didn't have to.
[240] I was also so excited to be up there helping.
[241] I hadn't even noticed that all the convicts were chain linked together.
[242] No!
[243] Much love Kate.
[244] Oh my God.
[245] Teens.
[246] Teens loving skiing.
[247] Seen's loving convicts.
[248] That's insane.
[249] That's late.
[250] That's so funny.
[251] Now I know all about skiing.
[252] Aerial skiing is like flipping shit on skis.
[253] Gle -gle it.
[254] Gluggle it because it's amazing.
[255] Glugle it.
[256] Karen, you know I'm all about vintage shopping.
[257] Absolutely.
[258] And when you say vintage, you mean when you physically drive to a store and actually purchase something with cash.
[259] Exactly.
[260] And if you're a small business owner, you might know Shopify is great for online sales.
[261] But did you know that they also power in -person sales?
[262] That's right.
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[264] Give your point of sales system a serious upgrade with Shopify.
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[267] Their sleek, reliable POS hardware takes every major payment method and looks fabulous at the same time.
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[269] Connect with customers in line and online.
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[271] Sign up for a $1 per month trial period at Shopify .com slash murder.
[272] Important note, that promo code is all lowercase.
[273] Go to Shopify .com slash murder to take your retail business to the next level today.
[274] That's Shopify .com slash murder.
[275] Goodbye.
[276] Hey, this is exciting.
[277] An all new season of only murders in the building is coming to Hulu on August 27th.
[278] Steve Martin, Martin Short, and Selena Gomez are back as your favorite podcaster to But there's a mystery hanging over everyone.
[279] Who killed Saz?
[280] And were they really after Charles?
[281] Why would someone want to kill Charles?
[282] This season, murder hits close to home.
[283] With a threat against one of their own, the stakes are higher than ever.
[284] Plus, the gang is going to Hollywood to turn their podcast into a major movie.
[285] Amid the glitz and glamour of Los Angeles, more mysteries and twists arise.
[286] Who knows what will happen once the cameras start to roll?
[287] Get ready for the stariest season yet with Merrill Streep, Zach Alfinacus, Eugene Levy, Eva Longoria, Melissa McCarthy, Devine, Joy Randolph, Molly Shannon, and more.
[288] Only Murders in the Building premieres August 27th, streaming only on Hulu.
[289] Goodbye.
[290] Georgia, what if I told you we could be transported to the 1920s to solve a murder?
[291] I'd say, my entire life and wardrobe have led me to this point.
[292] If you want to escape to a bygone age of mystery, danger, and romance, then check out June's Journey, the Hidden Object mystery game that tests your detective skills.
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[295] There are twists, turns, and catchy tunes, all leading you deeper into the thrilling storyline.
[296] And if you play well enough, you could make it to the detective club where you can chat with other players and either team up with them or compete against them.
[297] June needs your help, but watch out.
[298] You never know which character might be a villain.
[299] Find out as you escape this world and dive into June's world of mystery, murder, and romance.
[300] Can you crack the case?
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[304] Goodbye.
[305] Okay, I'm not going to tell you the name of this one.
[306] Hey, guys, getting straight to the story.
[307] So I was talking to my mom over dinner and she was telling me about how badass, my grandpa's mom was.
[308] Then she told me the best story I've ever heard and I knew that y 'all needed to know.
[309] So my great -grandma lived in a super small town in the panhandle of Texas.
[310] At the time of the story, my great -grandma was already a mom to three kids.
[311] The town was so small that everyone knew everyone.
[312] My great -grandma was especially close with all her neighbors, neighbors who were most likely a mile away.
[313] One day, she got word that her neighbor's daughter was sexually assaulted by a man in town, and my great grandma was furious.
[314] They found out who the man was and somehow lured him to their house, most likely with the promise of sex.
[315] When he got there, my great grandma hauled his house out to the backyard and, all caps, castrated him.
[316] Holy fuck.
[317] Straight up cut his balls off.
[318] The man was too scared to tell anyone what happened, and my great grandma was never punished, and the neighbor's daughter was never messed with again.
[319] My great grandma was honestly the close human being and regularly carried around a hatchet once even shot the bag out of a man's hand who was coming to rob her.
[320] Wow.
[321] I never met her, but I know for a fact she would have been a murderer, you know.
[322] Thank y 'all so much.
[323] Thank y 'all.
[324] She's from Texas.
[325] Thank you.
[326] Thank y 'all so much for an amazing podcast that keeps me entertained during my internship at a probation office.
[327] Stay sexy and don't mess with Texas grandmas.
[328] Much love from Dallas, Texas, Victoria.
[329] No. title was my great grandma castrated a man Jesus fucking Christ seriously I here's the thing we're just gonna go on good faith that that guy was the guy that did it's the right guy please for fuck sake let's just pretend that everything went right in this story this was an act of true justice uh -huh um it was an act of but but oh my god yeah yeah oh my god either way someone got castrated.
[330] I mean, there's nothing we can do about that now.
[331] Yeah.
[332] And it's none of our responsibility.
[333] No. But, um, this is a very old story.
[334] The first thing I think of is like, the guy that, that, that, that, like, just that morning was like, maybe I'm going to start parting my hair on the right.
[335] And then that makes him look exactly like the guy that's a fucking hideous town rapist.
[336] But that's not what happened.
[337] That's not what happened.
[338] What happened instead was that the hideous town rapist got his.
[339] That's right.
[340] By grandma.
[341] Whitey Bulger likes it hot.
[342] Lighthearted.
[343] Hi, friends.
[344] I'm sure you've seen on the news that mass murder James Whitey Bulger was murdered in jail.
[345] It says here last week, but I bet that was a while ago.
[346] Well, this brought up a whole lot of emotions as I'm from Boston and many of the kids I grew up with had witty connections, cousins who sold for him, uncles who were killed by him, etc. Like how everyone has a hometown murder.
[347] Everyone I know has a whitey story.
[348] Wow.
[349] Wow.
[350] Here's mine.
[351] So in the 70s, my dad was thriving, doing some bank shit in Boston.
[352] He owned a condo in, I want to say Quincy.
[353] Quincy.
[354] I know it's not like the former, I know it's not like the former prez.
[355] Oh, she's telling me to say Quincy instead of Quincy.
[356] And customized the interior of it.
[357] A few other people had customized their condos.
[358] So the foreman on the job asked my dad if he wanted to see the other places.
[359] For Lord knows what reason my dad said yes.
[360] The foreman takes him around and shows him, the interiors.
[361] They pull up to no other than Whitey fucking Bulger's condo to give it a view.
[362] It didn't seem like Whitey had moved in yet, but my dad says every wall had a heating panel on it, where most homes just had one.
[363] And the foreman told my dad that Whitey specifically requested this even though it was a fire hazard because after being in prison in Alcatraz, which I nearly call Asgaband every time I tell the story, he never was.
[364] wanted to feel cold again.
[365] So his condo was always kept pretty balmy.
[366] My dad said Whitey was a good neighbor who kept to himself and would often smile and wave as they were shoveling their porches.
[367] My dad always waved back completely aware of who Whitey was and what he was up to.
[368] Thanks for everything.
[369] You guys are so rad.
[370] I could go on about mental health, but you've heard it before.
[371] And I have nothing new to say.
[372] Come on.
[373] It doesn't stop us.
[374] Stay sexy and don't move to Boston.
[375] If you don't like the cold, mare.
[376] Wow.
[377] Shit.
[378] That's fucked up.
[379] We got to do Wadi Boulter sometime.
[380] I know.
[381] But it's just hitman shit.
[382] I know.
[383] We're not...
[384] It's just...
[385] I have one more.
[386] Okay.
[387] Greetings to Myrland.
[388] I just finished listening to episode 112.
[389] I'm slowly catching up after starting with your first episode a few months back.
[390] I know you're interested in stories about people finding things in houses, so I thought you'd get a kick out of this.
[391] In my 20s, I moved into the attic...
[392] Attic.
[393] Attic of an old house in...
[394] Cork City, Ireland.
[395] Ah, Cork.
[396] You know who's from Cork?
[397] Who?
[398] Karen?
[399] No, I can't remember the name.
[400] You?
[401] Oh, no. Say it again.
[402] No, my grandparents were from Longford and Gawley.
[403] Okay.
[404] Say Cork again.
[405] Cah, Cork.
[406] Killian Murphy's from Cork.
[407] Okay, perfect.
[408] It was...
[409] Sorry, that was so dumb.
[410] What?
[411] I love it.
[412] What am I supposed to say?
[413] no no no I shouldn't have said it is he that cute one he's the beautiful one from peekie blinders oh yes okay um blah blah blah oh it was directly across from a convent so near so near i could see the nuns heading from their rooms to brecky every morning i can only hope they didn't get to see any of the sinful deeds i got up to in those days ooh sex sins for a few nights in a row i had a dream where i'd been playing the accordion on the street when someone stole it from me i always will up panicked and heartbroken.
[414] One day I decided to investigate the cupboard directly behind the bed I was sleeping in.
[415] The cupboard went back a fair bit and when I first moved in, I checked this cupboard, but all I could see was dusty old tiles and nothing else.
[416] I never used it as my bed was pushed up against it.
[417] But after these reoccurring dreams, I couldn't shake the feeling that I needed to check this cupboard again.
[418] I couldn't believe it when, right at the very back, I spied a very dusty object and dusting it off, I found that it was an accordion.
[419] Oh, Irish psychic and not just an accordion but the accordion in my dream yes it was so very it was very old so it never worked and started to fall apart to the touch but when i left that house i took the accordion with me and i still have it to this day i often wonder whether this accordion was stolen for me in a past life only to find me again in this life no why not i'm just kidding thanks for being in my life and for all you do nicola no i love that story The dream story is cool.
[420] Tell us, like, maybe a new thing could be, like, weird dreams that have come true or, like, creepy dream, dream shit.
[421] Only if it's something that actually came true and there's a story to it.
[422] We do not want to hear your fucking dreams.
[423] No one does.
[424] And that's true.
[425] My friend Greg Barrett used to have a hilarious bit about this on stage, but, and I didn't realize it until I watched him do it.
[426] And then I'm like, oh, I tell people my dreams all the time.
[427] It's so boring to everyone except you.
[428] Yeah.
[429] Because it's like if I were doing it right now It's like Georgia guess what Last night I dreamed And then you could just name a series of nouns and verbs And I'm like oh that was that really happened in real life No it's a dream Okay Like the end Don't do that you'll piss Karen off I'm already mad so Good luck Make it good Make it good It has to be like In my ghost story where I have a dream I wake up I wake my roommate up Yeah She's on the couch She wakes up She's upset I say Did you just dream About a little girl With braids And then she starts crying Because she did And she and I Had the same dream Yes That's just a teaser If you want to hear The whole story Go listen to Slumber Party With Allie and Georgia Because I tell the entire That's right That's right That's a fun Like now I'm referencing A backlog Thank you Sure Thanks for the plug Of the podcast I don't do anymore I want to keep all that old shit alive.
[430] Send us your stories.
[431] My favorite murder at Gmail.
[432] And thank you for listening.
[433] Yeah, we appreciate you.
[434] We do.
[435] We think you're great.
[436] Just start scurred.
[437] That's your harmony.
[438] That's how good of a singer I am.
[439] Stay sexy.
[440] And don't get murdered.
[441] Goodbye.
[442] Elvis.
[443] You want a cookie?
[444] Yeah.
[445] It work?
[446] Yeah.
[447] Hi.
[448] Hello.
[449] It's Georgia and Karen.
[450] And we are excited to tell you that we are launching our new podcast network exactly right.
[451] Yes, we're very excited to tell you guys about it.
[452] We've chosen a bunch of shows specifically with murderinos in mind and we can't wait for you guys to hear them.
[453] There's going to be more true crime.
[454] There's going to be comedy.
[455] There's going to be cat stuff and more and a lot of very, very special hosts.
[456] Very special hosts.
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