#124 - Michael Schiavello (Part 2)

[0] still sexual because of society, because of, that's why women think of women as being sexual.

[1] So, like, women will make out with women and party with women.

[2] And part of it is because they think that guys lack it.

[3] But also part of it is because in our society, it has been deemed that women are more sexual.

[4] They're more sex objects.

[5] They use them to sell watches and cars and shit like that.

[6] It's like it's more natural and accepted.

[7] So I think a gay guy would have way less problems fucking a straight girl than a straight guy would have fucking a gay guy.

[8] You know what I mean?

[9] Okay.

[10] So if you said to a gay guy, fuck a girl, he'd probably do it quicker than a hetero guy would fuck another guy in the ass, even though he'd fuck his girl in the ass.

[11] Less, the hetro guy was in prison.

[12] And then it's a whole different ballgame because guys will say, well, I'm not gay, but just need to put my cock in something.

[13] Yeah, that's a strange thing, isn't it?

[14] How much humans adapt?

[15] They adapt so much that straight people become gay while they're in jail.

[16] Dude, if I was in jail, I'd become the best masturbator on the planet.

[17] I'll fucking get artwork, man. I saw a shank that someone made out of toilet paper.

[18] What?

[19] They don't know exactly how the dude did this, but he somehow or another created a shank and used something to harden the toilet paper.

[20] Like a paper mesh, I shank.

[21] Dude, it was the weirdest thing ever.

[22] I mean, just you think about human ingenuity, and one of the things about prison is that these guys are forced to adapt and survive and, you know, and kind of use their ingenuity, use their creativity and create things.

[23] That's why they develop tattoo needles with, you know, out of, you take pens and they take the ink and they'll burn things and use the...

[24] They'll melt them down.

[25] Yeah.

[26] They'll, like, make ink.

[27] They'll make their own ink out of burning plastic and burning paper.

[28] And then they figure out how to make some sort of a machine with a battery and, like, it's really kind of amazing some of the things that people have done in jail.

[29] But this was one of the weirdest, man. The guy made a weapon out of toilet paper.

[30] And he attacked someone with it or that they found it?

[31] I think he did.

[32] I think they found it.

[33] But they don't know what the fuck this guy did to make the toilet paper hard.

[34] But, you know, he had made it to the point where it was like plaster.

[35] Oh, fuck.

[36] It was like he developed a shank, an actual shank out of toilet paper.

[37] Man, that's one place I'd never want to end up.

[38] Fucking in prison, man. I would not survive.

[39] It's a dark fucking world, man. I know a dude who just got out.

[40] This guy, War Machine.

[41] You know War Machine.

[42] Just got out like a few days ago, right?

[43] I saw him tweeting you.

[44] Yeah.

[45] About asking where you were playing.

[46] Yeah, he got in some sort of...

[47] He said on Twitter it wasn't a pretty experience.

[48] Of course not, man. It's horrible, and that's just, that's just small -time shit.

[49] That's just doing a year, you know, you watch those lockdown shows.

[50] Fuck, it's scary, man. When I was in Jersey for Strike Force, I remember driving back to the airport.

[51] I'm not sure if it was Newark or JFK or whatever, but on the way to the airport, actually, you drive past a prison yard, and in Australia, like in Melbourne, we have one prison.

[52] Oh, we have Barwin prison now, which is in the country.

[53] It's like out of Melbourne.

[54] We used to have one right in the heart of the city, but now it's out.

[55] so I'm not used to seeing prisoners and like we drove past a prison yard and like as you're driving past the fucking fence of the prisoners right there with prisoners walking around in fucking orange uniforms and even though I was in a cab I sort of shit myself just not used to seeing that being from Australia I'm like fucking prisoners right there right near the road I can see them walking around prison is a big big big sign the numbers of people in prison is a big sign that this society is a mess that's if you ever wanted like some real hardcore evidence as to how much of a mess our society is our prison numbers are huge.

[56] More people are in prison right now than wherever slaves.

[57] Really?

[58] Yeah, I believe so.

[59] I might be wrong.

[60] I think that's true, though.

[61] And, you know, just the sheer numbers.

[62] There's millions of people.

[63] There's more people in jail in America than all of China, and that's incredible when you consider China has over a billion people.

[64] There's way more people in jail here.

[65] We have more people in jail than several countries.

[66] Like if you add up a bunch of different countries in a row, we have more people in jail than them.

[67] Fuck, that is amazing, man. Well, they make money off of it.

[68] it.

[69] That's the sickest part about our jail system is that we have private prisons.

[70] How crammed must the jails be though?

[71] Very crammed.

[72] And they're building more of them all the time.

[73] And they're arresting people on more and more silly shit all the time.

[74] Well, what's the one in San Quentin?

[75] So we did a tour in San Francisco a few days ago and the tour guide pointed out San Quentin and he said it looks like there might be a possibility that's going to be sold soon.

[76] A prison is going to be sold.

[77] San Quentin prison, the land is going to close down.

[78] The prison is going to close down.

[79] They'll relocate a prison somewhere else and tear it all down and build like San Quentin estate, put his houses on it, where San Quentin is at the moment.

[80] He says a really good chance of that are happening.

[81] Who the fuck would want to live over all that gay rape?

[82] Dude, it is in Melbourne the same.

[83] Pentridge Jail, so I was trying to think of before, was in Coburg, which is in Melbourne's inner northern suburbs, which has become quite a trendy spot at the moment.

[84] Used to be just a big ethnic spot.

[85] Still is, but now a trendy spot.

[86] And that's where Pentridge Prison was located.

[87] And years ago, they tore down Pentridge, and now it's apartments.

[88] Don't they remember Poltergeis?

[89] They build those houses over the Indian burial grounds And then the ghosts of the Indians came And they fucked everybody up Do you know why I'd buy an apartment over the Ghosts of all the shankings And all the just all the men forcing themselves on men If you ever get to Melbourne I'll take you to the old Melbourne jail Which is still spelt G -A -O -L The old way where Ned Kelly Our most famous Most famous Yeah jail The old English spelling is G -A -O -L G -A -O -L Yeah So Old Melbourne jail Yeah But pronounce Prenounce jail though Like misspelling goal, though.

[90] No, miss. Oh, A -O -L.

[91] A -O -L, yeah.

[92] So, Gail, but pronounced J -O -L, but that's the old spelling, the old English spelling for jail.

[93] And Old Melbourne Jail is where Ned Kelly, who's the most famous criminal of all time.

[94] You know what I say movies on him.

[95] He was the dude that wore like a fucking tin armor.

[96] I thought Chopper was the most famous.

[97] Chopper reads the most popular at the moment.

[98] He's like the, you know, he's away the last 10 years or so since Eric Banner did the movie.

[99] That was a great movie.

[100] Fantastic.

[101] Fucking Eric Banner rocks, man. He's a bad motherfucker.

[102] A chopper's a, you know, chopper's a bonofer was a bono.

[103] celebrity now in Australia.

[104] He's got to...

[105] I like that comedian who does the impressions of him.

[106] Harden the fuck up.

[107] Yeah, yeah.

[108] Doing the weather and that.

[109] Talking to little babies.

[110] Harden the fuck up.

[111] Well, you know, the whole criminal thing in Melbourne at the moment is really being glorified, especially our mobsters because there's this Underbelly TV series, which I think is hit America on one of the networks, but Underbelly is into like its fourth season or so now.

[112] And it started off being about the Melbourne underworld, the Italian mobs and the, you know, the Aussie sort of mob.

[113] that were warring with each other over the last 15 years, then there's only a few of them left now.

[114] They ended up mostly killing each other off.

[115] But just newspapers are full of it.

[116] An Underbelly series is rated so high in Australia.

[117] There's that fascination with mobsters.

[118] Yeah.

[119] So they become like celebrities.

[120] Exactly.

[121] Then it becomes more popular.

[122] Yep.

[123] They have mob wives here.

[124] Have you ever seen that?

[125] Yeah, I saw the episode of Mobwives.

[126] Those fucking monsters.

[127] Oh.

[128] Yeah, it's just so crazy.

[129] There's one, the fat one.

[130] who's by herself and her husband left her.

[131] You know, they're divorced, but she's like a big star of it.

[132] She's always screaming.

[133] And when there's busts on TV, she's smoking cigarettes and crying and screaming.

[134] You're like, oh, this monster.

[135] How do these women end up with these guys?

[136] You know, like, those chicks that go to prison, they feel like the fuck guys in prison and, like, have relationships with dudes in prison?

[137] Like, how does a woman get to that point?

[138] They love the strong, like, what it represents.

[139] You know, they like going into a restaurant and everybody respects them.

[140] They like the fact that people pick up the tab because they're, they're afraid of these people.

[141] Dude, they're a fucking, fear of respect.

[142] Yeah, there's something about it.

[143] It's like, you know, I mean, it goes back to the Godfather movies.

[144] It goes back to the John Gotti thing in New York.

[145] It's like there's this weird sort of a romantic thing of knowing someone that's in the mafia.

[146] People have weird fetishes, man. I remember watching this.

[147] That organized crime thing is a deep thing.

[148] Yeah.

[149] I grew up in Boston and it was Whitey Bulger, that guy who just got busted.

[150] He was on the run for like 16 years.

[151] But he ran the Irish mob, and, you know, there was a lot of, I trained with a lot of Whitey Boulders, Hitmen.

[152] Did you ever used to have that Boston accent?

[153] Yeah, I had that for one.

[154] Really?

[155] Yeah.

[156] That's a cool, man. It was pretty decent.

[157] I love it.

[158] It's cool.

[159] Whenever I see a movie city in Boston.

[160] If you're a guy and you want to look like a douchebag, it's a great accent.

[161] I love the sound of it.

[162] Pack your fucking car.

[163] I heard myself on TV when I was 19.

[164] I was in the Bay State Games, a Tyco Window tournament, and I heard myself on TV, and it was so bad, I immediately got rid of the accent.

[165] Really?

[166] I figured out how to get it out.

[167] Yeah, I had had it.

[168] It was pretty deep.

[169] We've been working really hard, and I was like, oh, my God, I listen to myself.

[170] I was like, what the fuck is that?

[171] Yeah, it's sort of like a mix between American and British and something else.

[172] It's really strange.

[173] Yeah.

[174] But I love it.

[175] I like movies where they have the Boston accent, but it's fucking hard accent to try to replicate.

[176] Yeah, it's, people fuck it up all the time.

[177] Yeah, it's a tricky one.

[178] It's a fun accent.

[179] It's like, it's a good accent to have, if you hear, if you're around, if you're drinking and you're around a bunch of guys who have Boston accents.

[180] I guarantee you they're going to be funnier.

[181] That's probably the funniest group of humans per capita is Boston men.

[182] Really?

[183] It's a hard life up there, man. Women are ugly.

[184] It's cold as fuck.

[185] Women are ugly in Boston?

[186] Oh, monsters.

[187] Really?

[188] Women in Texas are hot men.

[189] It's not that it's all their fault.

[190] Texas is hot women.

[191] I was in Dallas.

[192] The Texans are the nicest Americans, too.

[193] I think Texas is just really polite and nice.

[194] Okay, you got it.

[195] You're only dealing with city, Texas.

[196] There's a different, there's a different Texas.

[197] Oh, really?

[198] There's a chainsaw massacre, Texas.

[199] And you've got to go out into the, you've got to go to Jasper, where they drag black people behind trucks.

[200] Oh, no. Yeah.

[201] There's, yeah, there's meth, Texas.

[202] Okay, I'll rephrase.

[203] Dallas Texans?

[204] Dallas is the shit.

[205] Oh, lovely.

[206] I'll rephrase.

[207] Delis Texas is the shit.

[208] Y 'all, I love when they say y 'all.

[209] Like San Antonio and Houston.

[210] Houston is amazing.

[211] Austin is one of my favorite cities of all time.

[212] Austin, apparently, everyone I talk to it, it's like one of the most best cities in America.

[213] Yeah, it's incredible.

[214] I've got to go there.

[215] But there's, you know, there's outside of that.

[216] The problem is you drive out.

[217] Outside of that, a half an hour, and you're in fucking Roscoe Pete Coltrane Coatrain.

[218] Really?

[219] Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[220] It's squirrelly.

[221] Texas is real squirrelly.

[222] And they've got the real conservative laws.

[223] And they, you know, they can fuck you up over reefer or anything.

[224] And they've got that.

[225] Guy was telling me that make my day law, we can shoot someone that comes into your house.

[226] You not only can shoot someone who comes into your house.

[227] You could shoot someone who's trying to repossess your car.

[228] What?

[229] Yep.

[230] They've had people who shot people who they thought were trying to steal their car, shot them with a rifle.

[231] It turns out it was a repo guy.

[232] Turned out that he was vindicated.

[233] God never did any time at all.

[234] Really?

[235] Yeah, shot a guy with a fucking deer hunting rifle that was just trying to do his job and repossess a car.

[236] Fuck.

[237] Yeah.

[238] That's amazing.

[239] Yeah, yeah.

[240] You're a car thief.

[241] You know, that's how they look at it.

[242] It's like some, even though the repo guy's doing is legal, you know, the bank is repossessing its property and they hire this guy to do it.

[243] What the shooter's doing is legal too because you didn't represent yourself as a repo man. And even if you did, even if you did, he might be able to shoot you.

[244] So it's not true, though, that if you shoot an intruder, you have to kill them?

[245] No. It's not true.

[246] No, just to shoot them.

[247] You don't have to even shoot them.

[248] There's no law.

[249] Like, it's like a deer.

[250] Someone told me ages ago that, oh, if you shoot them, you're going to make sure you kill them, otherwise they can sue you for shooting them.

[251] Well, I bet they could.

[252] Yeah, I bet they could sue you.

[253] Not necessarily whether they would win, but they could probably take you through the system.

[254] Yeah, you...

[255] But if you did shoot them and kill them, it wouldn't...

[256] No, then they can't sue you, obviously.

[257] No, but it wouldn't be...

[258] You wouldn't be charged for manslaughter.

[259] No, you know, people have gotten in Texas for shooting their wife and boyfriend and gotten away with it.

[260] Yeah, it's like, there's a crime of passion.

[261] You come home, some guys banging your wife, and you fucking shoot them.

[262] You know, you can get away with that.

[263] There's some tricky shit that you can get away with in Texas.

[264] You know, I don't know if it's a concealed carry state.

[265] I don't know if it is.

[266] I don't know if you're allowed to go Wild West Island.

[267] Have a whole fucking holster there.

[268] Yeah.

[269] It's in some places you're not allowed to do that, but you are allowed to carry it out in the open.

[270] Yeah.

[271] So if you have like a handgun, you just allowed to hold it out in the open as you walk towards the supermarket.

[272] Like, what the fuck, man. You'd imagine, you know, you're not.

[273] you're going to the supermarket and some dude is just walking when he's gone out in the open because that's how the law is, you know, the law states that.

[274] What they're saying coming to America?

[275] America is great indeed.

[276] What did you think about this whole Norway thing that just went down with this one guy?

[277] I'm just getting all the information.

[278] Dude, opened up at a camp, a children's camp or something?

[279] A huge amount of children.

[280] I mean, I don't know how many, it's going to be all told because there's a lot of injuries and some of these kids are going to die, but it's over 80 kids, I believe.

[281] And Norway's one of those countries that flies under the radar and you never hear shit from Norway.

[282] Nothing bad ever comes out of Norway.

[283] Well, my buddy, Doug Stanhope, just filmed his last DVD there in Oslo, where this all went down.

[284] And there's one guy, some crazy, all they're saying is he's very religious and, you know, and anti -Muslim, I believe.

[285] But that's just, who knows, who knows how much they even know about what the fuck the real situation is.

[286] It's, you know, the dust is still settling.

[287] What a horrible, horrible fucking thing?

[288] What causes this people to do this?

[289] Is it just the thing is just being fucking pure evil?

[290] Just, you're fucking evil?

[291] you know who knows man you know did you ever see the man who uh shot there was a woman who was a congressman oh shot in the face or the head or whatever yeah she lived gifford and then you know he killed a bunch of people else on the scene that guy had a bunch of videos that he had put on youtube and written some things and it was just he was obviously his brain wasn't working right he had like he would make these who say these things are just like what they would call word salad just throw a bunch of words together it didn't make any sense like there was obviously a disconnect He was functioning incorrectly.

[292] And look, the human mind is a very complicated instrument, and sometimes it's fucked up.

[293] Sometimes it's off, just like some people get cancer, and some people get diseases.

[294] Some people's brains don't work.

[295] Some people have some fucking...

[296] I was watching this TV show with this guy had a fetish for vomit.

[297] He was called a...

[298] It's off the Greek word for vomit.

[299] I should have asked Irene.

[300] But it's a fetish of his, and the only way he could get hard was when chicks vomited.

[301] So he would pay prostitutes to spew on him and vomit.

[302] And if he went to a restaurant and he saw someone chuck, he would go and scoop the chuck up and put it in a plastic bag.

[303] And they took the camera inside this giant freezer that he'd stored all these bags of vomit from over the years.

[304] And he had each one of the bags, like, documented.

[305] So he was grabbing a bag off the...

[306] They were frozen?

[307] So he'd grab it, right?

[308] And he's like, oh yeah, Taco Bell, 1992.

[309] She fucking blew chunks on the floor Like I fucking get turned on just thinking about it Amenan, amenites, a menonite, amenite So, a fucking fetish for people Fucking chucking up and girls spewing on him The only way he could get an erection If a hooker or a friend of his Would, he'd pay them to stick their fingers down their throat And chuck up on him What?

[310] Yeah Like, how the fuck do you explain that?

[311] Like also these dudes You know dudes that they're called feeders And they feed those fat chicks They're little skinny, have you seen that?

[312] feeders there's not a TV show I saw a show again you got some crazy shit on TV here these little skinny fucking dudes that look like they're 45 to 50 kilos in weight have the what is that in pounds um okay 10 pounds 110 pounds right they have these wives or girlfriends who are fucking behemous like 300 pound emmanuel yard bro looking fucking women who lie in bed all day and immobilized because they're so huge they can't really fucking move and the men little men feed them and the little men feed them they're called feeders and they get off sexually I'm feeding these women and just constantly fucking feeding them and getting these women fucking fat.

[313] I can't say I'm surprised.

[314] I can't say I'm surprised.

[315] I would have been surprised if you told me that 20 years ago.

[316] If you told me that before I knew about the internet, I'd be like, what?

[317] Really?

[318] I would say that doesn't even make any sense.

[319] Why would somebody, maybe one person's into that?

[320] This other dude on the show.

[321] They have an online community of this?

[322] No, apparently it's like I wouldn't say a popular thing, but it's like a thing.

[323] There's like a feeder community and fucking skinny dudes are feeding these chicks, just feeding them, constantly sitting by the bedside, fucking feeding these vehemence.

[324] When those people become immobile and they can't even leave the house, you would think, well, that's the perfect time to go on a diet.

[325] You can't even move.

[326] How long would it take to starve someone like that to death if you just gave them water?

[327] They have so much fat.

[328] Yeah, so they processed the fat, wouldn't they, for a while, more than a normal person.

[329] But you would die on starvation still, even if you were that fat.

[330] They would, because your stomach would start shrinking.

[331] Is that what would happen?

[332] If you'd give them water, right?

[333] So they're staying hydrated.

[334] Yeah, if you just gave them water.

[335] You wouldn't the body start burning fat, though, wouldn't it?

[336] I don't know.

[337] That's what I'm saying.

[338] I don't think it's that efficient.

[339] I don't think it can just, like, use it as an alternative fuel supply.

[340] But then again, they're not using up any food for energy because they're just fucking lying there.

[341] Yeah, but they need some just to pump blood and breathe air.

[342] They need some energy.

[343] I don't think it's possible.

[344] I mean, I think, I mean, I know it's not possible.

[345] I know you would starve to death, even if you're a big fat fuck.

[346] But I wonder how many days you would last.

[347] I wonder if you would last, like, if you had like a lean guy, you know, like you get like a fucking Kyle Kingsborough super athlete lean guy and you put him in a room with some job of the hut looking and starve them both who would die first who would die first that's interesting you would think the fat guy would have at least a little bit more energy how does that little guy fuck the fat chick how does it even find the pussy to probably doesn't probably doesn't just get probably just fucking tosses off be happy that somebody likes him you know there's some people out there that are just happy than anybody likes them they'll take anybody how does she wipe her ass she probably doesn't there was a woman who died who was like grafted into a couch what she was slowly her skin was starting to graft itself to the couch and when they cut her out of the house they had to cut a hole in the wall to pull her out of the house and when they cut her out they had to cut her out with the couch oh fuck yeah and then she died of complications fuck that's crazy man yeah well you know what there's like i said there's a broad spectrum people can go off the fucking diggity diggity deep end in many different ways this other dude on this show had an obsession that he wanted to return to the womb oh wow and his wife was pregnant and he was jealous of his unborn child for being in his wife's womb and he said that his thing was he had an obsession with needing to return to the womb.

[348] Can you imagine that poor woman have to deal with that bitch?

[349] Bitch of a man and that's the one who's fathering your children some fucking freak weirdo and crazy fetishes what to climb back inside your fucking uterus so he doesn't have to deal with it anymore because he's a little life is home and want to be a baby again be in my mommy's tummy and be safe back in the little house in the prairie you believe it crazy assholes fucking ridiculous well we we live in extreme times and you and i travel in the most extreme circles you know if you really think about it the cage fighting commentary and kickboxing commentary flying all over the world and being around all these savages and yet we're still shocked by the the level of human behavior out there in the world is that strange they're like don't get shocked by the violent knockouts i see in the crazy cuts and the blood and i see but did you think that when you were in that fight with that dude that dude is coming out.

[350] You just think, like, wow, I'm just so used to conflict and so used to fights that it's like, even though you're not getting in them, you probably were way more calm than an average dude because you're so used to being around fights.

[351] It's just, it's just, it's there.

[352] It's always in your face.

[353] You're talking about it.

[354] You're seeing it at the highest level, at the lowest level.

[355] You're just seeing it.

[356] So it's just, it's almost programmed into you.

[357] HDNet's got to step it up, dude.

[358] HDNet's got to figure out some way to get on more TVs because the fucking, the programming is awesome.

[359] you know the shows that they have is awesome it's the only place to get high level kickboxing in america it is you never see it anywhere else you know we're doing it showtime now and those shows are fantastic man showtime there's one coming up in september yeah they actually pay you yeah they pay you yeah they pay not my fucking k1 man is k1 gonna fold and it's showtime gonna take over because i've heard that no i don't think so i'm told that k1 will survive but in what capacity i'm not sure not that it's showtime will take over but it's showtime's going to be the one to watch listen mark cuban's a bad motherfucker okay he's owns the goddamn world champion Dallas Mavericks brought them along to that title owns H -C -Net tell them to step the fuck up and buy K -1 it's probably like a thousand bucks you'd buy K -1 for their debt I actually heard about a year and a half ago that the price tag for K -1 was $30 million it's got to be less than that now I believe so yeah well you know they bought the UFC for like 2 million but if you bought K -1 for even 10 million bucks man dude Mark Cuban could turn K1 into a monster You take the same level of talent The real high end guys they have Now in K1 match and The K1 Grand Prix, the heavyweight Grand Prix, and put those on in Vegas And make a big fucking deal out of it And make me the prisoner of it, I'll dine what the fuck out of that Oh, son!

[360] Mark Cuban, please, we're begging you.

[361] Step the fuck up.

[362] There's an opening to be had here.

[363] There's a product to be sold.

[364] This is a fucking strong possibility.

[365] You can make it happen, Mark Cuban.

[366] all right this is a long fucking podcast I don't want to be talking for hours hours this week I'm going to have Jay Moore on the podcast we're figuring out when to do it I got to call Jay back he's doing this thing with Kevin Smith and we're trying to bring awareness to that he's got a new podcast of his own Kevin Smith's sitting in his seat no I only did it at his house I love Kevin Smith yeah I love him too would you sniff the seat though I would look it yeah that's beautiful he's a great guy he's doing so Jay Moore's doing something on Kevin Smith's network of podcasts and he's also going to do some sort of a television thing with kevin smith so he's got that going up but jay and i are going to do a podcast soon this week we got uh georgio succulose from ancient aliens he's going to be in the podcast we got a lot of stuff happening and we're also looking at the uh new uh studio space this week we've got to figure out a new place to do this i'm moving on up folks we're going to step up we're going to we're going to also produce a joey d as dvd that's another thing that we've just decided to do so that's all for now uh september 21st in Denver at the Paramount Theater.

[367] I got also coming up the PAPS Theater in Milwaukee sometime soon.

[368] I'm not sure when that is.

[369] I don't have my thing in front of me. But it's soon, all right?

[370] The Pepsmear?

[371] Yeah, Papsmere Theater.

[372] The Papsmere Theater, Paps Brewing Company.

[373] Oh, August 13th in Milwaukee.

[374] So if you want to talk to Mike and contact him, you can get him on Twitter at Shiavello Voice, that's S. C -H -I -A -V -E -L -O -O -V -E -L -O -V -O -V -O -V -O -V -O -V -O -V -O -V -O -V -T on Twitter.

[375] No, no, just ShiavellaVoVoVoVo -Vo -Vos on Twitter.

[376] Do you have a website?

[377] Do you have a website?

[378] Do you have a website?

[379] Tell HD -Net, kick in, get a fucking CheavelloVoVoVoVoVoC.

[380] I need to get in there.

[381] All right, dude, thank you very much.

[382] Brother, fucking pleasure.

[383] Always, man. Always, always, man. Always good, my friend.

[384] Always.

[385] And so Michael and I are going to kick back, and we're going to have a barbecue now ladies and gentlemen that's the end of this show and uh thank you very much for tuning in and thank you to the fleshlight and if you go to oh where's mine where's mine where's mine i'll get you one brother don't get crazy your wife's here bro go to uh jo rogan dot net click on the link for the fleshlight enter in the code name rogan and you will get 15 % off and then you can shoot all your loads at a discount you go oh that feels good and i save money uh all right see you guys soon bye love you bitches bye bye