#1128 - Ryan Sickler

[0] Five, four, three, two, one.

[1] Brian Sickler brought some Baltimore work ethic.

[2] I can't believe you got actual pieces of paper that you brought.

[3] Yeah, I...

[4] What kind of comic are you?

[5] What are you prepared?

[6] I'm prepared, man. I'm prepared.

[7] This is just shit to come back to.

[8] That Baltimore accent is so...

[9] I have two very good friends.

[10] My good friend John Rollo and my good friend, Ben O 'Brien, both from Baltimore.

[11] Both got that weird.

[12] Like, if you don't know that Baltimore...

[13] Yeah, it's a weird accent.

[14] It's like, what is that?

[15] Hey, Joe Rogan.

[16] Hey, Joe Rogan.

[17] Yeah.

[18] I love your podcast, Joe.

[19] It's a weird accent.

[20] It's so fucking weird.

[21] It's, and people there, like, hardcore.

[22] They say shit, like, for sync, they'll say zinc, kitchen zinc.

[23] What?

[24] Ambulance.

[25] The kitchen zinc.

[26] I didn't realize I had a southern accent until I moved here, and I still don't believe I have a southern accent.

[27] I'll give it a draw.

[28] I'll give it a draw.

[29] It is a southern accent.

[30] But it's a different one.

[31] It's not Alabama.

[32] That's Mississippi South.

[33] It's a friendly southern accent.

[34] Like it's not like, man, I can't talk to this motherfucker.

[35] Right.

[36] But it's like, oh, where are you from?

[37] It's one of those.

[38] People are always surprised when I say Maryland.

[39] But when you get into pockets of like Virginia, they've got a southern accent there.

[40] Even when you go into like Indiana, there's certain areas of Indiana that have a southern accent and other places that don't.

[41] Like, it's really weird about these little settlements and they've just developed.

[42] these accents that just stay there.

[43] I think Baltimore is one of the most misunderstood, though.

[44] That's a weird one, because it's a big city.

[45] I mean, Baltimore's a big city.

[46] They call it the big little city.

[47] Yeah.

[48] I mean, how many people in Baltimore, if you had a guess?

[49] A couple million?

[50] I'd say that's fair.

[51] Yeah, that's a fucking city.

[52] It's a big city.

[53] Bigger than San Diego, right?

[54] Yes, yeah.

[55] And older.

[56] It's got history, you know.

[57] That's the thing.

[58] A lot of history.

[59] But that weird ass accent, that if you don't know anybody from Baltimore, you don't know that accent.

[60] My buddy owns a junkyard in the city, and I took Jay back when we were on tour.

[61] I was like, you got to come meet him, see this junkyard and shit.

[62] And, you know, people drop.

[63] He's like, oh, we're doing everything.

[64] And he's like, do you just put a K on the end of that right there?

[65] Everything.

[66] Everything.

[67] Yeah, you guys don't know anything you're doing over there.

[68] And also, for years, I said Washington, D .C., washer and dryer.

[69] Because everyone there says it.

[70] Right.

[71] And one day somebody said, wait, would you say?

[72] I said, put it into Warsher.

[73] And they're like, spell washer, W -A -S -H -E -R.

[74] And like, there's no R in that.

[75] And I was like, huh?

[76] And I started saying to myself, I'm like, oh, my God, I do fucking say Washington and Warsher.

[77] So I trained myself to get out of that.

[78] But anytime I see something political on TV, if I hear someone say, we're in Washington, then I'm like, oh, you're in that, you're from that area.

[79] Yeah.

[80] The same way with the days of the week, I was telling you, Monday, Tuesday.

[81] We do our podcast, crab feast comes out every Tuesday.

[82] And I listen to announcers like Phil Sims.

[83] He's like, well, they were working out on Monday.

[84] And I'm like, yeah, you're probably from that area.

[85] That's how I pick up little shit like that.

[86] Yeah, well, I grew up in Boston.

[87] That's an obvious accent.

[88] Everybody knows that accent.

[89] But you don't have it.

[90] I got rid of it.

[91] Oh, so you did have it.

[92] Shuck it loose.

[93] Set that shit of drift.

[94] But if you hear me from like 2000, well, like early before, pre -2000, I had it.

[95] You know, I just, I heard it too much.

[96] I heard it in my own voice.

[97] I was like, ew.

[98] And then I got rid of it.

[99] First time I heard I was 19, I did this thing.

[100] I was on local television at 19, and I heard my accent.

[101] I was like, what in the fuck is that sound coming out of my mouth?

[102] I got to correct that.

[103] Do you ever slip into it?

[104] If I'm hammered, if I'm hammered and I'm around Boston people, it'll come out a little bit.

[105] But just to touch, just to touch, otherwise it would be fake.

[106] Mine comes out more.

[107] Like, I'll go home for a week in the summer.

[108] I just by midweek, I'm just talking way.

[109] You're home.

[110] Oh, yeah, I'm hanging.

[111] Home.

[112] home on the phone right now that's another one dropping an end on the end of now we're gonna come over right now now you swallow your ls you say uh let me get a salad and uh billy billy what do you want to have he's gonna have a salad too he's out in the alley right now like there's no l there's no how is that there's no l people some people i say baltimore with a d i put a touch of a d on it baltimore baltimore versus baltimore like baltimore Right, but...

[113] Baltimore.

[114] I bet your friends probably say Balmer.

[115] That's how, like, a hardcore, like, when you ask, you know, out here you can ask anyone, where are you from?

[116] When you ask somebody back there, they're like, they don't even say, like, another area of Maryland, you just go here.

[117] You know, I haven't left here.

[118] This fucking block right here.

[119] Like, what are you talking about?

[120] This is where I'm from, like, for this fucking house right here.

[121] Yeah, man, there's something about me that envies people that are just, like, super locals.

[122] They just say, fuck it, didn't my spot.

[123] That's another great name, super locals.

[124] Yeah, man That's the truth There's people that are like that right They just like this is where I fucking live I'm like Denver, Colorado Every place else can go fuck off There's people like that I mean it's like there's something to that right You know that spot and you're like I get it I get the rest of the country Good good luck good luck with all that You know If you didn't live here Chasing those Hollywood dreams Yeah Where would you be?

[125] In a perfect world I'd probably have a house Right on the Y River in Maryland salt water I'd have four wheelers I'd throw some traps out in the water on Monday Oh crab traps Yeah bro And by now here's the This is how you say the day Saturday And by Saturday By Saturday We'll have a fucking Crab feast God damn right Hence the podcast name And every week I would have my own I'd just throw them out there Because that's one thing I really miss about Maryland Like the sushi out here is phenomenal, but the seafood there is...

[126] Different.

[127] We could go to a dive bar right now and have a plate, a bucket of rocks, like little pony rolling rocks, and a plate of Muscles Marinera that will blow any fucking restaurant out here out, in a dive blues bar.

[128] I miss the readiness of an availability of delicious seafood everywhere I go.

[129] That's interesting.

[130] Yeah, there's not a lot of really good seafood restaurants, so it's just sushi out here.

[131] Yeah.

[132] That's a real good point.

[133] It's like, What do you get out here for seafood?

[134] Like, someone will have salmon on the menu or maybe this, like, haddock or something like that or halibut.

[135] You know, no, that's not like back home in Boston, it was legal seafoods was a big joint.

[136] Yes, 100%.

[137] I mean, people went to a seafood restaurant.

[138] Seafood restaurant's not popular out here.

[139] No. Why is that?

[140] And we're on the water.

[141] I mean, we're a coastal fucking state.

[142] Like, why aren't we embracing?

[143] There's an ocean right there.

[144] Why are we embracing that?

[145] Not only that.

[146] You go to that ocean.

[147] It's hardly anybody fishing.

[148] Yep.

[149] That's a weird one.

[150] Like California, like go to the, like all up by Santa Monica, like Malibu, hardly anybody fishing.

[151] You might see one or two people.

[152] I just looked up best bass fishing out here in California because my brother just bought a place in Delaware on, the water's brackish, but it's not enough to keep crabs.

[153] But he's pulling out large mouth and sending me pictures.

[154] I'm like, good for you and go fuck yourself, man. He just, I mean, nice, big, fat ones.

[155] Out here, they grow them big, man. They do.

[156] They said Castaic's good.

[157] I got to get up there and go again.

[158] But Pyramid, they said.

[159] But at Dormin, that drought.

[160] I feel like Pyramid dried up a little bit.

[161] No, no, you could drive by it.

[162] You can?

[163] Yeah, I drive by it on the way up to Tihon Ranch.

[164] It's a beautiful lake.

[165] Pyramid is like one of them lost lakes that people don't know about.

[166] But, yeah, I would live there on the water.

[167] And, I mean, I miss. My dad wasn't outdoors.

[168] I was talking to you about this at the comedy store.

[169] My dad hunted and stuff, but fished, but he really got us into crabbing and not just throwing traps in the water.

[170] We used to, we had a trot line.

[171] We used to run a trot line.

[172] So this is, if I could, my father died when I was 16.

[173] I've always thought about this.

[174] If I had 24 hours, if my dad could come back here right now for 24 hours, what would I do?

[175] And we'd be up on the water crabbing at 5 a .m., sun up.

[176] That's right when you're allowed to start dipping.

[177] And then home by 11.

[178] and then steam them up, have a big ass fucking crab feast, and then probably watch a game.

[179] I'd be like, hey, these are the ravens.

[180] You know, they weren't here when you died.

[181] Wow.

[182] And then play catch into the night.

[183] That would be what I would do.

[184] But we had, so he had a friend that lived on the eastern shore that was a crab guy, crabberman, I guess.

[185] But he taught us how to do a homemade one.

[186] So we had this, he went and bought this John boat, this old wood John boat.

[187] What's a Johnboat?

[188] John Boat's a flat bottom.

[189] boat versus the v bottom and it was wood um not aluminum this one was white painted up just a beater you know and uh we had a a johnson um motor yeah every time i hear that alan jackson song drive he talks about uh uh 75 johnson with an electric choke i'm like oh i taking me back but so that was our boat that was our little rig it's me and my two brothers and my dad and what you do to do a homemade when you take a bucket, five -gallon bucket, or even just a smaller one, just some quick crete with an eye hook in it, okay?

[190] Tie your rope here to some chain.

[191] Other side of the chain, another rope up to a Clorox bottle.

[192] So that's your float on this side, okay?

[193] Chain 50 yards of rope, chain, 50 yards, same setup I just told you on the other end.

[194] So the Clorox bottles just so you know where you are?

[195] That's right.

[196] That's your beginning and your end.

[197] and then every three feet and this dude was so ahead of his time like this we're talking about mid -80s mid to late 80s we're doing this he's like go to the butcher and get bull lips you know the discarded lips of bulls actual bull lips and that's going to be your bait because crabs are the biggest scavengers you can use chicken necks are popular that's an easy one because you just go to the grocery store but you got to go to you know fucking butcher to get bull lips I don't know anybody's got those at the grocery store is it more effective it's a stand Stank and nasty and...

[198] Like using chicken liver for catfish?

[199] Exactly.

[200] But also, it's durable because these things are eating it.

[201] That's going to be your line for most of the summer.

[202] You know, you might have to replace one or two, but that's a durable bait that can withstand crabs tearing it up for, you know, three months.

[203] Really?

[204] Yeah.

[205] Three months.

[206] Well, if you're going out over the summer, I'm saying, let's say you go crabbing ten times during the summer, you can probably get away with that whole trot line.

[207] Maybe replace one or two that might slip out because you free you free you.

[208] it so all right so that freeze the lips yeah well then you you tie them every three feet right and then that's your trot line how big is a bull lip about that big and but fat like a couple inches well they cut them i'm sorry that's not a yeah they'll slice them so they look like almost like fat eels you know little tiny or leeches let me say leeches oh leeches so then you get out you're allowed sun up you're only allowed two bushel without a permit a license so we're out Like commercial license?

[209] Mm -hmm.

[210] Two bushels a lot.

[211] What's two bushel?

[212] Like, what is that?

[213] Two bushel baskets, like apple baskets.

[214] You can probably, but you're getting, that's the thing is you buy them.

[215] You'll get maybe seven, eight dozen.

[216] But if you're going out, you're throwing the shit away.

[217] You'd pay good money for it to store because you're getting, oh, you're getting the best.

[218] Big suckers.

[219] There is nothing better than pulling it right out of the water and taking it home and eating it.

[220] Yeah.

[221] Not getting it from the store, not been, you know, who knows how they stored it.

[222] And there's dudes on the side of the road that one.

[223] When they have more, they'll just pull over in their pickup truck.

[224] They'll put a fucking cardboard sign down, $20 bushel, and you just get them and go.

[225] Right.

[226] That's something I miss. Damn, you make me hungry, dude.

[227] I'm dude.

[228] These are what kind of blue crabs?

[229] Blue crabs, that's right.

[230] So you get out, you put a little two by four across your oarholes, drop your bolts in there.

[231] That's your wood.

[232] At the end, you have an empty spool, a rope, okay?

[233] Empty one.

[234] And you just stealth.

[235] Everything we were talking about, those slow riding Harleys, you stealth, ride.

[236] your boat and you've got to be steady someone reaches over they pull the rope up put it on the spool and then your natural progression forward slowly brings the line up and then sets it back down the water and you got to go slow because those you're pulling those crabs up from the bottom they'll stay on the whole time and then you're just fucking dipping and dumping dipping and it's wow and then the tide'll come in you hop out of the boat swim around a little bit you get the soft crabs the ones that are coming closer to shore to molt their shell so they can get bigger and then those you take we get about a six eight of those take those home crab you're having a time of your fucking life soft shell crabs are fantastic it's so good those are so good with lemon and butter yeah my stomach turn I love it that's that's what I would do that's exactly where I'd be dude I ran into John reap last night you know reap is uh he's a he's a road warrior you know constantly on the road and uh we were talking last night he's like I'm not sure why I'm still in L .A. He goes, I don't have to live here.

[237] He's like, I'm here all the time.

[238] I'm doing sets and everything like that.

[239] He goes, but I'm on the road, man. And I go, where are you going to move to?

[240] And he goes, dude, I'm going to get a fucking house on the lake in North Carolina.

[241] I think that's amazing.

[242] I'm going to take my pants off.

[243] Tell me more.

[244] In a lake, there, you got woods out there, man?

[245] What's it look like?

[246] What's it look like in the lake?

[247] How clears the water?

[248] You know?

[249] That sounds perfect to me. I got a buddy who's got a place in the...

[250] Cordillane and they sent pictures and you, dude, you could be in like 60 feet of water and you take a picture and you see every pebble on the bottom of the water.

[251] I mean, it was just crystal clear.

[252] It's like a big old bottle of Fiji.

[253] Yeah.

[254] You just see everything on the bottom.

[255] Big old northern pike swimming around in there.

[256] Oh.

[257] Yeah.

[258] Idaho, baby.

[259] Fishing, crab and yeah, I've been to Portland, Idaho, driving to Montana from Seattle, cut through there.

[260] I've never been to Idaho.

[261] I'm going for the first time.

[262] I'm in Boise this month, right?

[263] I like.

[264] Soon.

[265] Sometime soon.

[266] I love that.

[267] I just love country.

[268] I mean, I was born in the city, but we only lived there until my parents had my younger brother, almost when we were four.

[269] We got out of there.

[270] Bigger house, more land and stuff like that.

[271] You live in a row home.

[272] There's no, I mean, our backyard was the size.

[273] at his table.

[274] You know what I mean?

[275] Yeah.

[276] So I grew up out in the county about 20 miles or so outside the city.

[277] And my dad was like, look, I want you to get a good school education, but all of my family was in Baltimore.

[278] He's like, that's where you're going to go get your street education.

[279] I'm so glad because I see shit from a mile away, a mile away.

[280] Larson's always like, I don't even know how you do it.

[281] We were at Denver.

[282] We were in Denver at the end of 2016.

[283] We were doing our tour.

[284] And we like to walk home from the shows at night.

[285] We'll smoke a little joint, take a walk, enjoy your city, whatever.

[286] And he's like, oh, there's nothing wrong with Denver.

[287] I'm like, Denver's got a cop's episode, bro.

[288] You know, like, settle down.

[289] You got to, you know what I mean?

[290] There's a couple pockets.

[291] There's a couple pockets.

[292] And we're about to take this walkway underneath this tunnel and this sketchy fucking, like, white dude sketched out just start circling us with those dark eyes and this crazy smile.

[293] And traffic is hauling ass right close by us, right?

[294] And Jay's like, what are we going to do?

[295] And I was like, we're going to do?

[296] stay over here by this traffic and if that dude charges us i'm shoving them right into that fucking traffic that's exactly what the fuck we're gonna do i'll bait him over here just shove him right out there let those cars kill as i was right to go damn if you kill somebody good night he said shit like yeah he was saying shit like that and i was like uh one of those guys yeah yeah yeah what do you do if you kill someone like that do you tell anybody like it's just you and jay well these days everything's on camera what cameras there's there's eye in the sky But if, oh, yeah, I would tell.

[297] Yeah, I would tell.

[298] That one I would, because I feel like that's self -defense.

[299] Even if you're leaning toward me the wrong way, you say something like that.

[300] People find out about it, they're bringing up at your show.

[301] Hey, bro, kill any people today?

[302] Kill any veterans?

[303] Shove a guy in the traffic bat?

[304] Kill any veterans?

[305] You know, the guy's a veteran.

[306] That's right.

[307] What if he is?

[308] Could be PT to S -D all fucked up.

[309] You're right.

[310] And then I start a movement.

[311] Be careful.

[312] Yeah, you're right.

[313] Maybe the guy just needs a hug.

[314] The problem is you never know.

[315] Not when you say shit like that.

[316] And you circle.

[317] And he circled us like four times.

[318] He just kept circling.

[319] Yeah.

[320] I hadn't thought to ask if he wanted a hug.

[321] I'm going to try that shit next time.

[322] Hey, man, you want a hug?

[323] Yeah.

[324] When you hear I was stabbed to death on the sidewalk in Denver, just know I tried to hug it out.

[325] Yeah.

[326] You ever been outside of Denver?

[327] Like Evergreen?

[328] You ever go up there?

[329] I've been to.

[330] No, I haven't been to Evergreen.

[331] I've been to Colorado Springs.

[332] Evergreen has The Northern Pike has a cousin The musky It's their evil cousin They eat ducks and shit You ever see a musk a lunge?

[333] No Dude they eat a whole duck Oh yeah They're prehistoric I'm gonna look that shit up It's a giant ass fish But when I was up there The week I was up there Someone on Facebook or something like that I was like damn Evergreen's beautiful This place is gorgeous And I just was looking up shit on Evergreen I saw some guy pulled one through the ice That was fat around like a girl's waist.

[334] See if you get that's what they look like.

[335] Holy shit.

[336] It's a big ass animal.

[337] That guy caught that one in Wisconsin.

[338] Look at that one above it.

[339] Look at that one above it.

[340] Look at the size of that fuck.

[341] And they look like tigers, too, their stripes.

[342] That's a tiger meets a python meets a fish.

[343] Yeah, it's an evil fish.

[344] They're a fucking prehistoric and they're ruthless, man. I mean, I feel like you'd be fighting that thing like a Marlin for like two hours.

[345] Yeah, especially if you have light tackle.

[346] Do you need to be strapped in a chair for that thing?

[347] No, but...

[348] Look at that four people holding that one.

[349] Oh, yeah, you're going to battle.

[350] You're going to battle.

[351] Look at the fucker.

[352] Oh, that's not a musky.

[353] That doesn't look like a musky to me. That looks like a gar.

[354] What is that?

[355] The caption says, Arapima.

[356] Oh, Arapima.

[357] Yeah, that's that gigantic fish that lives in Bolivia, in Ecuador.

[358] Arapaima is a fish that lives in the Amazon, I believe, somewhere in the rainforest.

[359] and they used to, the locals used to catch them all the time.

[360] It was like a big thing for their food, but they're worth so much money for Americans to go down and fish for them, and now they protect them.

[361] My good friend, Steve Ronella, has a podcast called Meat Eater, and he went down and filmed episode, and he also was a TV show, and they filmed some episodes of their show in Peru and in Bolivia, and those people.

[362] The locals, they make a, whatever money that they actually do make, they make a big portion of it, some of them do, helping people fish for these things, you know, like acting as a guide, the size of these things.

[363] Look at that.

[364] Prehistoric giant animal.

[365] And they survive in water when there's a drought, so when the water gets, like, super low, they're surviving in water where, like, literally, like, the water's up to their, half their face, and there's waddling around.

[366] So you could just walk right up to him and catch them.

[367] Damn, I wouldn't walk up to anything with teeth like that.

[368] Well, they don't have teeth as big as the muskies.

[369] If you go back, Jamie, to those pictures.

[370] See, there's a bunch of them in, like, water where their upper body is exposed.

[371] Yeah.

[372] The water's so shallow.

[373] And they're so enormous.

[374] I mean, these are huge, huge fish.

[375] These are dinosaur fish.

[376] You ever seen a gar?

[377] Do you know what a gar looks like?

[378] Pull up an alligator gar.

[379] Alligator gar is, that is a truly prehistoric fish.

[380] Like, I don't think it's changed in millions and millions of years.

[381] That's an alligator car.

[382] Holy shit.

[383] I've never seen that thing in my life.

[384] Yeah, these things live in Texas.

[385] They're here in the States?

[386] Yeah.

[387] Yeah, people fish for them, and they get fucking huge.

[388] Oh, man. Look, that one right there is clear that as a head of an alligator in the body of a fish.

[389] It's called a what?

[390] An alligator gar.

[391] And their body is armored.

[392] Like, those scales, you have to cut through them with wire cutters.

[393] Like, if you try to cut through that shit with like a regular, like a buck knife or something like that, no offense to buck.

[394] You know, like a Swiss Army knife or some shit, it's not good enough, man. Look at the size of that one that guy's holding in the water.

[395] Look at the fucking size of that thing.

[396] Pull up giant alligator gar.

[397] See if you, because I think they get into the hundreds of pounds.

[398] I mean, what are you catching these with?

[399] bait for this like that's a good question something big jesus christ but they um look at the one in the upper right end corner jane his arm in the mouth of that fuck look at that fucker jesus christ if i saw a glimpse of that pop up out of water i cut my own line i'd say fuck that fucking look at that thing it's such a creepy old dinosaur i mean it towers over that guy it's not even close eight feet three inches long 230 pounds holy shit and that's a freshwater animal, too.

[400] 327.

[401] Oh, my God.

[402] Broken Bow Lake Oklahoma.

[403] God!

[404] Look at that thing!

[405] That is ridiculous.

[406] That is so crazy.

[407] It looks like two dolphins stuck together.

[408] Look at that thing.

[409] Fuck.

[410] And you eat them.

[411] That's edible?

[412] Once you cut through that?

[413] It tastes good.

[414] You cut through all that.

[415] They caught that one in Nicaragua.

[416] So I guess they're all over the place.

[417] But, yeah, you take them.

[418] You got to cut through that scale.

[419] That scaly -out.

[420] outside with wire cutters and then once you get through all that you you take the meat and they really like to smoke in it they put it on a smoker that's apparently the best way look this guy's little baby ones in his fish tank they're a vicious little creature i mean they actually start i mean that's what blows me away is they start that small yeah and he's fucking with him right here yeah well i mean you can i think you can have him in a fish tank oh he's feeding him a fish oh yeah that's a whole fish yeah dinosaurs man man Yeah, how long have an alligator gar has been around?

[421] Find out.

[422] I think, I'm going to guess.

[423] I'm going to guess 30 million years they've been that way.

[424] It might be more.

[425] 30 million years?

[426] Well, alligators, I think, they've been around before the dinosaurs.

[427] That's a straight dinosaur.

[428] Yeah, they've been around, I think, in the same form since before that meteor hit.

[429] Looking like that?

[430] Yeah.

[431] I think so.

[432] Might be wrong.

[433] First description is 1803.

[434] The first description of them?

[435] Yeah.

[436] But, like, how long have they been in that form?

[437] I don't know how you find that out.

[438] How would you find that out?

[439] Yeah, whatever.

[440] Old as fuck, dinosaur fish.

[441] I mean, I'm used to seeing those people pull out big carp and catfish, but I've never seen anything like that.

[442] Yeah, those are big -ass fish.

[443] They bow hunt for them, too.

[444] That's what I was going to ask you, that one picture looked like it had a bow in it.

[445] Yeah, a lot of...

[446] So they do.

[447] Yeah, a lot of people do that.

[448] You go in those rivers, and they do it at night, too.

[449] They'll have, like, spotlights, so you see the fish in the water.

[450] You're shooting something that's, like, six feet.

[451] away from you.

[452] And they use like recurve bows that are made designed just for bow fishing and they have like a spool on it and you shoot into it and then they just pull it in by hand or they have a reel that's attached to it.

[453] I was going to say, how the hell are they pulling that thing?

[454] Forever.

[455] 300 pounds.

[456] Yeah, it takes forever.

[457] Yeah, there's some videos of guys catching them.

[458] It's fucking crazy when you watch them fight these things.

[459] See if you get a video of a guy catching an alligator gar.

[460] Kind of test line you got to have for an alligator gar.

[461] Braided.

[462] Braided line.

[463] They have that like heavy duty.

[464] braided line and they use a leader like a wire leader, big ass fucking hooks.

[465] Damn.

[466] Yeah.

[467] I go for up to 40 grand for a aquarium in the Japanese black market it says.

[468] Forty grand.

[469] Those little ones like we just saw?

[470] I didn't say the size.

[471] It just says that the...

[472] 40 grand?

[473] Yeah.

[474] In Japan, huh?

[475] Yeah, 15 to as high as 40.

[476] Oh, did you say black markets?

[477] It's probably illegal import them.

[478] There's an article of someone getting arrested for it.

[479] Oh, dude.

[480] There was, um, in Maryland this thing happened.

[481] I don't know the full story, but they were called snakeheads.

[482] And I think somebody put them in the water.

[483] Yeah, they're from Africa.

[484] And they bred.

[485] Whoa.

[486] Look at that thing.

[487] Yeah, they take over those snakeheads.

[488] That's a real common thing.

[489] And sometimes what they do is they'll poison everything in the lake to kill the snakeheads and then start from scratch and then restock the lake.

[490] So that's definitely somebody put that in there.

[491] Yeah, yeah, definitely.

[492] I think snakeheads, like I said, I think they're from Africa.

[493] But they're from somewhere else, for sure.

[494] um you know what this yeah this guy he's got oh fucking monster on there how do you get the hook out of that mouth i mean maybe it's just too tired by the end it just gives up look at that yeah but again they they're good to eat apparently they taste delicious especially when you smoke them that's got to feel good to fight that thing all day bring it in and eat it yeah it's got to feel good i've caught some pretty good size fish but nothing like that i caught a marlin once did you Yeah, it was like 70 pounds.

[495] Not a giant one.

[496] You know, but it was like five minutes into fishing.

[497] Yeah.

[498] How long it take you to bring it in?

[499] About a half hour.

[500] That's damn good.

[501] Yeah.

[502] It wasn't that big.

[503] 70 pounds for Marlins, not the biggest.

[504] The guy on the boat said that they've caught him, you know, close to 1 ,000 pounds.

[505] A thousand?

[506] Yeah, Marlins are giant.

[507] I think.

[508] I think they go 1 ,000 pounds.

[509] They're fucking huge.

[510] Like, what do you think?

[511] What's the world record Marlin?

[512] Find that out.

[513] But apparently, like, right off of Malibu, Malibu Sport Fishing, it's a great place to go fishing.

[514] It's just there's not a lot of people out here that go.

[515] I went deep sea fishing, gosh, a while ago now, off of, I think it might have been out of Huntington.

[516] We rented a boat, just like six of us.

[517] The world record is 1376 pounds, caught off of Kona in 1982.

[518] Woo!

[519] That's a big fish.

[520] Damn.

[521] Damn.

[522] man I mean that's a boat yeah it's a giant fish and they fly through the air too when you're fighting them it's pretty fucking cool yeah that they get up yeah yeah I went deep sea fishing out here it was like six of us because I didn't want to do the you know fucking everybody leaning over your face and sticking you and shit so we go out here it's in the morning you know before the sun comes up and we're heading out to meet the the sardine boat that's coming back in that's going to sell baited everybody and we're getting everything all these guys knew what they were doing everything fresh everything fresh and just as the sun starts coming up we hit a pot of dolphins i mean baby ones everything and i just was like if i don't catch a fish all fucking day this is already worth it i mean they're just right next to us playing playing um and if this guy was so good if we didn't drop our line uh and pull something up uh and he'd take us with his depth finder go find something else and we'd go by those big boats of everybody reaching across he'd be like look at that guys that could be you today we're having beer we're having lunch but i didn't know i just never considered it but i didn't know a fish could get the bends it it fucked me up when i saw them up yeah because the eyes were all it looked like it at a tongue sticking out and shit i'm like what is this he's like you gave it to bends i'm like oh that makes sense i'm bringing it up and i guess a fish can get the bends but best fucking fish so guy you know on the way back in he's cleaning it packs it all nice for you it's out here Yeah, it was out here.

[523] Where'd you go?

[524] It was off of Huntington, I think, out of Huntington Beach.

[525] It was like a, you know, you just hit him up, and it's like a dude that owns his own boat.

[526] And he's like, six of you come.

[527] You know, we'll have plenty of room.

[528] You guys can walk to the front and back of the boat, fish wherever you want.

[529] You had a choice to either chum for shark or fish.

[530] And he's like, it's hours of me chumming.

[531] It's kind of boring until we actually start getting at it.

[532] So if you want to fish, we'll do this.

[533] So we did that.

[534] Dude, packs it all up so nice for us.

[535] I'm all excited.

[536] I just moved out here not long.

[537] I'm living in this dump in North Hollywood.

[538] I put my fish in the fucking freezer in the fridge, what's dead.

[539] I never got a bite of it.

[540] It all, I came home and stuck so bad.

[541] I called my buddy.

[542] I'm like, I'm coming over to have some of your fucking fish.

[543] My fish is all ruined.

[544] But it was such a good time.

[545] You've got to be careful eating sharks today.

[546] People get mad at you for sharks.

[547] Really?

[548] Yeah, it's the new thing.

[549] People think that sharks are endangered.

[550] They've seen so many things about sharks fin soup that if you pull in a shark, people get angry at you.

[551] It used to be people caught sharks and no one he gave a fuck.

[552] They saw jaws.

[553] They're like, fuck sharks.

[554] But now, everyone, we have to save the sharks.

[555] Save them.

[556] Save the sharks.

[557] What are you doing with that shark?

[558] Let it go.

[559] There was a photo of, was it the governor in New York or the mayor of New York City?

[560] One of those?

[561] I think it was the governor in New York caught a shark.

[562] And people were pissed at him.

[563] And he's like, no, we fucking ate it.

[564] We cooked it up.

[565] We ate it.

[566] Shark tastes good.

[567] Like, it's totally illegal.

[568] Yeah, I've had it in restaurants.

[569] Yeah, it's good.

[570] But people are loony with shit.

[571] Like, here it is.

[572] What is this?

[573] Oh, I just saw this.

[574] I heard about that.

[575] He got his dick bit off.

[576] Yes.

[577] I just saw this.

[578] Yeah.

[579] Swearer and a guy, breathe.

[580] Rips off his penis, despite horrified sunbaters' frantic battle to save his life on a Brazilian beach.

[581] Jesus.

[582] And apparently this is a really, really rare attack.

[583] they don't get a lot of attacks in Brazil because the water's so warm but apparently that shark didn't get the menu clearly I thought I saw they thought it was a tiger shark that's a big fucking shark well obviously I mean bit his pelvis off right where the dick goes I can't even I mean that's basically like your legs are spread you're swimming around and just gets in between there and snackety snack snack fuck fuck that man I just that's what scares the shit out of me about the water man you don't even see it coming at least if you're in the woods you kind of hear things yeah that's right you got the hearing you don't even have that in the water get to your gun you know you know what's out there nothing out there's growling in the ocean you know what I mean you ain't hearing shit you don't hear shit until it's too late and then this blom blah blah blah that's you and you see red in front of your face you're like Fuck, this is how it's going to end.

[584] All those road gigs I did.

[585] To go out like that.

[586] My airline miles.

[587] Open mics.

[588] To go out like this.

[589] You know, I've been thinking about this and talking about this on stage a little bit, but as far as death goes, to go out, the most beautiful way I've ever seen any creature on this little rock in outer space go out.

[590] the most original beautiful way is that dove that got killed by a Randy Johnson Fastball.

[591] It's the best death on planet Earth.

[592] That's the best.

[593] What are the odds of that thing was in that place at that time?

[594] That's what I'm saying.

[595] Do you know how many billions of fucking birds have been on this planet?

[596] You know how many died of a Randy Johnson fastball?

[597] One.

[598] One.

[599] You could even narrow it down to how many birds were in that area that day.

[600] I don't care.

[601] That one, one.

[602] And when he hit it, It blew up into its own, like, fireworks.

[603] You know what I mean?

[604] It went out, kabo!

[605] I was like, oh.

[606] Yeah, there it is.

[607] It's terror.

[608] I know.

[609] It fucked him up.

[610] Did it?

[611] Yeah.

[612] And then he ended up winning.

[613] They won the World Series.

[614] This is in Spring Train the same year they won the World Series.

[615] He won co -MvP.

[616] I think he split it with Kurt Schilling.

[617] And now he's got, I just looked this up recently because he's got a company now, and I think he uses the logo of like an upside -down bird and has embraced it.

[618] But he was like, that's not funny.

[619] think that shit's funny you know he threw a hundred mile an hour fastball i mean beast he was a fucking beast now let me ask you this what do they do how do they how do they how do they count that pitch they that's it's just considered a dead pitch they said it was a no pitch the umpire just rolled it off like we're going to reset on that wow was was randy fucked up like it bothered him i mean he talked about it like people were making jokes and shit and he was like i don't think that shit's funny but it's beautiful even if you don't think it's funny it is fucking beautiful well I wonder what they did with the dove yeah what they should cook it because doves are delicious I've never I've had pheasant I've never had dove fesson's delicious yeah but dove is a highly people don't know that and it's another one that people get angry if you bring up pheasant or dove because it's the bird of peace yeah but it's a highly prized game bird like people go dove hunting and they'll shoot fuck loads of doves and take them and cook them and you tell people that they get so angry like what are you doing you're cooking doves stop it stop it you want some chicken yeah i'll have the mcnugget i'll have those chicken prisoners ground up into small cubes but not the dove the dove is about peace that's it it's a fucking bird it's just a bird it has no idea what it is like don't eat that eagle okay okay i want to eat the eagle If eagles get so plentiful, they're like pigeons.

[620] Do you think they'll let us eat eagles?

[621] No. Never.

[622] They're never going to let you touch an eagle.

[623] I don't care if they're starting to attack us and lift us off.

[624] They're not letting us touch eagles.

[625] That might be where they turn.

[626] They were here first.

[627] The eagle was in North America before the white man. They were here first.

[628] Yeah, man. I have friends that live in Alaska.

[629] You go up there, dude, and you see eagles everywhere.

[630] Just fucking everywhere.

[631] They're everywhere They're like pigeons It's weird It is I had this moment I didn't even think I'm so glad you said that I My daughter's mother Her family's from Seattle They live right on Lake Washington They're good friends Bill Gates is around the corner It's beautiful And they do this It's called seafarer weekend Where all the boats come out Blue Angels The whole nine It's beautiful And they rehearse For like a couple days Before the actual event So I swim out into the middle of, I smoke a joint, you know, that beautiful Pacific Rim weed they have up in Seattle.

[632] I smoke a joint and I swim out into the middle of Lake Washington.

[633] I'm just out there treading on my back floating having a good time.

[634] And they had been saying there's this bald eagle that have been circling.

[635] It's got a nest, a couple houses up, whatever.

[636] I swear to fucking God, this is God's honest truth.

[637] There's a boat also full of people who see it too.

[638] Two eagles come out together in tandem as a team.

[639] One of them starts circling here.

[640] This motherfucker nose dives.

[641] Into the water I'm in, grabs the fish and flies off.

[642] And I said, oh, my God!

[643] Like, it was, and the people in the boat are clapping.

[644] And I was like, holy shit.

[645] It was fucking amazing.

[646] Wow.

[647] Into the water I was in.

[648] And boom, out with the fish.

[649] And they worked together.

[650] I mean, I have no. I thought they just sort of snatched him.

[651] He, pooh.

[652] Gone.

[653] Wow.

[654] Beak in and out.

[655] Beak.

[656] Oh, maybe it was feet.

[657] He might have went his feet.

[658] had to go feet.

[659] He went feet and boom, lifted it off.

[660] But he saw it.

[661] You see their feet in real life?

[662] They're fucking crazy.

[663] They're bigger in our hands.

[664] Yeah, it's like a giant basketball player hand with claws.

[665] Big old claws in the end of it.

[666] I've seen those videos online where they like lift toddlers up and start to fly away, but they're a little too heavy.

[667] I don't think those are real.

[668] No, I think that's been proven that those are horseshit.

[669] Oh, that's bullshit.

[670] What about the goat?

[671] I've seen the goat that's dropped one down a mountain.

[672] That's real.

[673] That's real as fuck.

[674] Yeah.

[675] That's golden eagles.

[676] They're the biggest ones.

[677] They're bigger than bald eagles?

[678] Yeah, they grab them and they put, I think they even have those in California, believe it or not.

[679] Golden Eagles.

[680] I'm learning a lot today, too.

[681] Yeah, look at this fucker.

[682] I thought you about this one, this little fox.

[683] Oh, yeah, this is a great video.

[684] That Fox has got his little, boom.

[685] The eagle comes and snatches him.

[686] He's like, no, bitch, I'm letting this go.

[687] No, no, no, no, no, no, no. I'm hanging on, motherfucker.

[688] And the eagle's like, all right, bitch, I'll let you go.

[689] Yeah, it's funny that that's our national animal because it is a ruthless fucking flying cunt.

[690] It is.

[691] It's so ruthless.

[692] It's heartless.

[693] You look in their eyes.

[694] It's just death.

[695] Yeah.

[696] Just twitchy fucking death.

[697] Big old flying lizard.

[698] You do a good bald eagle.

[699] With a hatchet for a face.

[700] This kind of pair of bolt cutters for a face.

[701] I watched this, they had this video online.

[702] It was live videos of bald eagles having babies.

[703] And you could watch them.

[704] They had cameras set up on them and everything.

[705] It was fascinating.

[706] It ended terribly, though.

[707] They showed you how the mom would sit.

[708] and the dad would go out and hunt and then he came back um and he would just his shift was like an hour or two and she was the rest of the time but he would go out and bring food back and the poor thing i think it was the mom going to get food it got fucking hit by a uh a commercial airline uh what got hit by a jet on a landing and killed the mom oh wow and so they had to help the birds because the dads don't go you know that would have been the end of their ass so i think that's them out.

[709] I don't know what they do.

[710] They might.

[711] They're savage fucking birds.

[712] Ravens, too.

[713] I learned about Ravens being a raven fan.

[714] I watched this documentary one time.

[715] Just the fucking lady in England had a raven, a pet raven.

[716] You know that British, that little, it's like an upside -down you, that car, that weird old car.

[717] It's just a Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[718] It's just like a little, like a like a parenthesis is upside down.

[719] Yeah.

[720] This, she had a pet raven that was, they said, I guess they're the most intelligent bird and this thing she would keep the keys and ignition in the windows down and she'd be like we're going to go for a ride and the raven would fly in the car start the car with its beak sit on the door she'd get in she'd start driving and then he would just fly right next to the car wherever she went what it was unbelievable unbelievable I could not get over it so she had like a relationship with this raven 100 % and this raven knew and loved it like he was like oh shit let me go start the car for you yeah he was now she would say let's go for a drive and the raven knew what she was saying out boom in the car grab that shit with its because they're big bird they're big too and just turn those little keys and he would wait for her to get in she'd start driving and he would just fly right next to it i don't know you might look for it but i watched it they're so smart i saw a video one using a tool to get another tool so that it could get into something like they did these tests to find out how the intelligent they were to see if they could do problem solving in order to get food and so it had to use like one small stick in order to pull out a larger stick and the larger stick to pull out this thing that got them the food.

[721] And it figured it out.

[722] Yeah, and figured it out quick, like quicker than my kids would have.

[723] I'm watching this, I'm watching this raven.

[724] I'm like, damn, this thing's smarter than an eight -year -old.

[725] It's crazy.

[726] It's crazy watching it do it.

[727] It's like this little conniving fucker, There's a great video, one of my favorite videos online, of this one raven that taunts these two cats into a fight.

[728] It stirs them up into a fight?

[729] Yeah, they're both.

[730] What is this lady that?

[731] Look at that.

[732] Look at that.

[733] Look at that crazy bitch.

[734] Whoever you are, if you stick your penis in that lady, you deserve everything you got coming to you.

[735] Everything.

[736] What the fuck he thinks in that bag?

[737] Oh, my God.

[738] I don't know.

[739] Look at that.

[740] Heads.

[741] Your heads.

[742] Baby heads.

[743] This dude.

[744] here just chill like it's nothing.

[745] Yeah, that guy next.

[746] I mean, look at the look on her face.

[747] The guy next, he's just checking his Twitter.

[748] He probably doesn't even know she's there.

[749] He hasn't even looked over.

[750] Nobody's sitting next to that bitch, though.

[751] They're like, no, I'm, I'll stand.

[752] He's screwed all the way over.

[753] Look at everything about her looks weird.

[754] She's like, when do I kill myself?

[755] Not today.

[756] Not today.

[757] When?

[758] She looks past.

[759] Oh, crazy bitch with metal all over her boots.

[760] Sure you're goth.

[761] Hold it.

[762] What does it say?

[763] Sure you're goth.

[764] But are you dejectedly riding the subway with your raven?

[765] got that's it that's the bar right there everybody a raven see if you can find the raven provokes cats it's one of my favorite videos because there's just two cats and they're on opposite rooftops like right next to each other and they're like wow look at each other this raven comes over and fucks with one of the cats like come on man you want some of this bitch come on man there it is watch this so the the cat's chilling and then the raven flies over to where the cat is and starts fucking with them and after he starts fucking with him, then he flies over to where the other cat is, and he starts fucking with him.

[766] So he gets behind and he's like, hey, bitch, what are you doing?

[767] He gets just close enough for the cat's like, motherfucker.

[768] He's like, no, no, no, I'm going to fly back over here, and I'm going to fuck with this cat.

[769] I see the other one.

[770] But he's doing it on purpose, this little cunt.

[771] Like, you could tell.

[772] He's like, just getting the cats riled up, hey, bitch, look, I'm a bird, and I'm right behind you, motherfucker.

[773] He's a cat's like, no, no, no, no, I'm going to get this other cat.

[774] And then look at each other, the cat's like, fuck you.

[775] No, no, fuck you.

[776] No, fuck you.

[777] you, look, he's getting closer to the cat.

[778] Why would a raven get close to a cat?

[779] I mean, why?

[780] Why would any bird?

[781] Yeah.

[782] The only reason why is because he's fucking with him.

[783] He's doing it on purpose.

[784] He is.

[785] Look at him.

[786] He knows.

[787] And then the cat's like, bitch.

[788] And then look, the raven gets over there.

[789] He's like, oh yeah.

[790] Oh, now it's happening.

[791] Oh, look, they fall off the roof together.

[792] And the raven flies down.

[793] He's right next to him.

[794] Come on, feggots.

[795] Oh, my God.

[796] Oh, you bitches don't know how to fight.

[797] These cats are killing each other.

[798] This raven's like, you dumbhose.

[799] Oh, look, they fall into that hole.

[800] Bam!

[801] And that raven is just hanging out with them.

[802] An animal that can fly on the ground vulnerable watching these two cats fight.

[803] Dude, he jumps in.

[804] He jumped into the hole.

[805] That is a crazy -ass bird.

[806] That is a crazy fucking bird.

[807] But also confident, right?

[808] He knows how quick he can move.

[809] See, coming in from the side like that.

[810] He's tapping out his tail.

[811] He's like, no, you're not done yet.

[812] That cat is still alive, motherfucker.

[813] What kind of a pussy are you?

[814] It's such a weird, weird animal.

[815] Like, once they found out that these things are smart, they're like, look, in comparative tests, when it comes to, like, problem solving, they're as smart or smarter than chimpanzees.

[816] Ravens?

[817] Yes.

[818] Yeah, it's what I hear.

[819] They're super smart.

[820] Super smart.

[821] Like, they don't know how smart.

[822] The limitation is that they've got these feet and wings.

[823] But if you gave them, like, fingers and had them, like, problem -solve stuff, like, spell their name and shit, and, you know, you give them some food.

[824] might be able to do that because chimps can kind of do stuff like that here's one like look at this raven oh crow raven pretty set what is the difference is the raven bigger yeah a lot bigger yeah but they're all smart so this little fucker realizes that if he puts these rocks in that water that the water will float up and he'll be able to get that food so you can't quite reach that food so he keeps dropping those rocks in there to try to raise the level of the water up how the fuck does he figure that out man Like, look at that.

[825] That's crazy.

[826] Oh, he's so...

[827] He's like, no, not quite.

[828] Almost, almost, almost, almost.

[829] Let's just get it.

[830] Oh, I got it, bitch.

[831] Light versus heavy.

[832] What is this one?

[833] All kinds of experiments with them.

[834] Oh, wow.

[835] Look at that.

[836] It says it's a casual understanding of water displacement by a crow.

[837] It's the name of the video.

[838] Studied done by Auckland, New Zealand, University.

[839] Well, it just makes you think, right?

[840] We always define intelligence by how much can it manipulate its environment.

[841] And where that throws us off is like dolphins and orcas and whales because they're really smart and they can't do anything.

[842] They have flippers, but we know they have these really complex languages and they have Baltimore accents.

[843] Do you know that?

[844] What?

[845] Dolphins and orcas have accents.

[846] Do they?

[847] Yeah, they can tell.

[848] They can't tell what the fuck they're saying, but they can tell where they're from.

[849] Really?

[850] So it's a regional thing, not like a bottle nose versus a spotted has a different accent.

[851] Yeah, they're from different spots of the world.

[852] They have different accents.

[853] They make different sounds.

[854] No, shit.

[855] I don't know that.

[856] Yeah.

[857] I don't know that.

[858] Fuck.

[859] We used to fuck with bats when we were little.

[860] You ever mess around with bats?

[861] No, but I've been in Austin for the largest migration in the northern hemisphere.

[862] Austin, I think Austin has the largest migration.

[863] It's the largest daily migration of bats in North America.

[864] Yeah, it's crazy.

[865] When it gets dark out, look at all those bats.

[866] They fly out from under the bridge.

[867] There's a bridge in downtown Austin.

[868] Bro, it's crazy.

[869] It's crazy.

[870] So we're staying in this hotel, and they're telling us, hey, when it gets dark out, that bridge over there, they're like, all the bats nest in that bridge, and they come out.

[871] So during the daytime, I was with my family.

[872] We walked under the bridge, and you hear him.

[873] That cluster is hanging underneath the bridge You go into the bridge, you hear that shit Look at that Dude, it's millions, millions and millions of fucking bats Go flying through the air.

[874] It's crazy to watch What is it about Austin?

[875] What does it say there?

[876] What is this?

[877] Pull it back to the beginning?

[878] It says from March through April Millions of mostly female pregnant Mexican freetailed bats Migrate North to give birth The NW Congress Avenue Bridge in downtown Austin, Texas is the spring and summer home to these bats.

[879] Each night at sunset, some 2 million bats venture out from under the bridge to eat an estimated 30 ,000 pounds of insects.

[880] It is the largest urban bat colony in North America.

[881] And then you watch the departure.

[882] Play that video, so you see this departure.

[883] It's fucking bananas, dude.

[884] You can't believe how many bats fly out.

[885] You're like, what?

[886] That they all just pick this one neighborhood.

[887] There's one bridge.

[888] They decide this is our spot.

[889] And so they just live in this bridge So if somebody detonated that bridge Look at that.

[890] It looks like night It's crazy Dude, it's crazy I was there for this It's wild to watch You just see them like like A swarm Like insects How are they not running into each other like that And knocking themselves down?

[891] That's a good question Look how tight that is How do they not head butt each other?

[892] People could barely get on the subway together Without stepping on toes and shit These things are flying Fly it.

[893] They say that they have some sort of a magnetic sense.

[894] They understand, like, there's a frequency that each one of those animals gives off.

[895] That's how birds do it.

[896] Like, they ever see birds, they move together in these crazy patterns.

[897] Yeah.

[898] No one understands it totally.

[899] But there's a company called Hex -E -C -X, H -E -C -S, and they make this thing called a Hex suit.

[900] It's a very controversial thing, but what the idea behind it is that there's an electric frequency.

[901] that all humans and animals and especially like predators and game animals give off and that this frequency is it corresponds to the movement of your muscles and that you give off this thing that that animals can see especially predators like predators apparently are really good at seeing this what is this holy shit where are these back locust storms oh see now i've been through something like that in maryland they used to have well they don't they do the cicadas would come through yeah and it would look like this And they would litter the streets and the sidewalks.

[902] Well, locusts are just grasshoppers under certain conditions, right?

[903] How does that work?

[904] Grasshoppers under certain conditions become locust.

[905] Yeah.

[906] I forget what the conditions are.

[907] I mean, in five seconds, he just filled that net up.

[908] Yeah, what are you going to do with them, though?

[909] You eat them?

[910] I don't know if I'd eat this.

[911] I don't know if I'd eat that.

[912] I'm down to try different shit.

[913] Yes, I've had cricket.

[914] Chocolate covered, though.

[915] In Mexico, we stayed at a resort once.

[916] in Mexico and you go into the hotel room and you know they have like a little table there and they have like a little table full of peanuts with like some hot like hot chili powder on them and stuff like that and then they had these crickets in a bowl and my kid's like, ew!

[917] Why do they have bugs?

[918] Ew!

[919] I'm like you're supposed to eat them.

[920] They're like, no way.

[921] You're not eating bugs.

[922] I'm like, I'm telling you.

[923] They eat these things.

[924] And so I picked them up and I started chewing them.

[925] I'm like, they're not bad.

[926] They're like almost like a soy sauce tasted.

[927] I was going to say, how are they done?

[928] It looks like they fried them.

[929] Like they fried these crickets.

[930] But they're so common that they had a bowl of them in the room, you know, and you eat them.

[931] I, you know what?

[932] I would try that.

[933] I would try that.

[934] Dude, they're not bad.

[935] I would try that.

[936] I would try that.

[937] I'm not scared of that.

[938] They say that that might be one of the futures of, when the weather changes, grasshoppers turn a little.

[939] Oh, it's a weather issue.

[940] The thing I clicked on this from says that just by swarming, it makes them become a locust.

[941] I don't know if that's accurate, but that's what the article is saying.

[942] Huh.

[943] Well, it's in New York Times.

[944] Unless you listen to Donald Trump, which makes it fake news.

[945] Generally speaking, I like to trust in New York Times.

[946] Yeah, we used to fuck with, so we had a street light in front of our house.

[947] And my brother and I would go out, and my dad was like, you can go out and play catch.

[948] As long as you're in front of that light, and I can see you.

[949] So we'd just go start playing catch, throw a tennis ball around.

[950] One night, we're just throwing it high up toward the light so that you could see it coming down.

[951] And this bat just starts, you know, swooping at the ball the whole time.

[952] And I was like, oh, this is great.

[953] So I throw a line drive at my brother's fucking face.

[954] And that fucking bat was like, it went through my hair.

[955] It went right through his hair.

[956] Then the game became, you got to be a fucking man and stand there and take that shit at your face.

[957] And that bat would come down and it would touch you.

[958] You're like, ah.

[959] Did it think the ball was another bat?

[960] I don't know.

[961] I maybe all the sonar coming after that.

[962] Yeah.

[963] You know, I don't know if it thought it was a big, or realized it was too big of a bug when it got there, you know.

[964] But it would hit, it would come right by your fucking face, man. Yeah, it probably thought is another bat or maybe something to eat.

[965] Yeah.

[966] Yeah.

[967] So anyway, I was saying this hex suit.

[968] Yes.

[969] They wear these things to disrupt.

[970] They're big with people that go spear fishing.

[971] and they wear this suit and you can like literally get right next to a fish with this suit on it's real weird like whatever this frequency that a human body's and just bodies in general give off this suit masks it and they've been able to show that with these devices like that measure electrical frequencies like you you could rub your arm over shit yeah like these alligators they just for whatever reason don't fuck with this dude while he's wearing that that's a crocodile too So even though you're moving and there's...

[972] They don't know what you are.

[973] And they just don't bother to fuck with you?

[974] I don't understand it.

[975] Who figured that out?

[976] I don't know.

[977] Scientists, super smart dudes.

[978] But when apparently dudes wear these suits, when they go spear fishing, they're way more successful.

[979] They love these things.

[980] Because you can get like right up next to these fish and fuck them up.

[981] But hunters use them too now.

[982] They're becoming popular with hunters.

[983] Oh, so they don't work just in the water?

[984] No, I don't know.

[985] man. I've worn them before.

[986] I don't know if they're working and not working.

[987] It's hard to tell.

[988] Because what animals go by is not one thing.

[989] They go by a bunch of different things.

[990] The big one is smell.

[991] If they smell you, you're fucked.

[992] Like, the reason why camo works is camel breaks up your outline.

[993] Like, if a deer saw you, they'd be like, oh, that's a fucking dude.

[994] I know what that is.

[995] I see the arms.

[996] I see the legs.

[997] That's a dude.

[998] But if you were wearing camo with all the broke, like my shorts, like these shorts, it's a broken up pattern, right?

[999] So that broken and that pattern confuses them.

[1000] They're like, what is that?

[1001] I don't know what I'm seeing.

[1002] And if you just stand still and you're wearing camo and you don't move, a deer, look at you and go, that ain't shit.

[1003] And they'll go back to eating, unless you're close.

[1004] But if they smell you, they're like, fuck this.

[1005] Especially that real tree stuff I see these days look so authentic.

[1006] Yeah, that's not the stuff that works the best, though.

[1007] It's interesting.

[1008] No, authentic is not what works the best.

[1009] What works the best is like there's a bunch of different companies that make like really good camo but the secret behind it is just breaking up the outline doesn't have to look like anything it's just a matter of like breaking it up with like blotches and spots and there's a couple companies like under armor actually has a really good pattern it's called ridge reaper ridge reaper barren and that pattern is really good sitka has probably the best pattern they have a pattern called uh sub alpine open country sub alpine i think it's called but it's uh it's just a bunch of dots and splotches the whole idea is just to break up your outline.

[1010] So when someone looks at you or an animal looks at you, they don't know what the fuck they're seeing.

[1011] So the idea is that this hex suit somehow or another it blocks out your electrical output, whatever that frequency is that these animals can see.

[1012] And it's not proven.

[1013] It's real weird stuff.

[1014] It's like we know that there's something that gives off like these hex companies that one company, they have this machine.

[1015] They'll show you.

[1016] You wave your hand over this thing without a hex suit on and it registers this electrical frequency and then you wave it with the hex suit on and it registers nothing but if they smell you you're still fucked like yeah but anyway these birds somehow or another they're all given off a frequency so when they're doing that crazy wave and they're flying right so they're beating their wings together like a bunch of fucking helicopters but they're not touching each other they're just floating back and forth somehow and somehow it works it's got to be inches apart inches yeah inches I mean there's these huge migrations of birds that are flying through the air and they move like fish in the ocean the same sort of thing right and they say that's how fish do it too that they have this frequency that they're all giving off and somehow or another they all know how to move in tandem like no one's fucking oh we're going left or we're going right they're not bad at each other there's no straggler either like one guy off to the fucking side It's weird.

[1017] It is weird.

[1018] I don't understand it.

[1019] But people are trying to capitalize on whatever that is or hide, mask, whatever frequency we give off.

[1020] So the idea is that we don't really totally understand animal senses.

[1021] They've done a bunch of tests on deer.

[1022] They know they're colorblind.

[1023] They don't see necessarily greens, but they see shapes.

[1024] And they see, their real concern is movement and outline.

[1025] The outline of a person is very recognizable.

[1026] movement is very recognizable when they smell pretty good but they don't smell nearly as good as something like bears apparently one of the best at like using their nose bears smell anything like bears can smell a dead animal miles miles miles away yeah that would make me nervous if I saw a dead animal and I was in a bear country I'm like we're getting a fuck out of here the fuck out of here my um you're talking about smell so this made me think of this in Baltimore all the street parking's parallel parking there's no assigned parking spaces and there's no driveway or anything and my brother pulls out in front of this guy's space one night and the guy's like that's my space he's like it's not anybody's space it's fucking public street I can park her he's like that's my space and it's in front of my house he's like dude come on so that night assuming that guy breaks into his car bust his windows out takes shit out of his car whatever and he's like okay and he had some deer piss from hunting and he fucking busted that guy's window dumped it all in his vents and everything I was like I cars so they're taking turns breaking each other's cars yeah well it ended after the deer piss went in there that was that was the last of that shit because that stuff do you ever use that you ever you don't ever put it on you no yeah that stuff supposed to be I couldn't the smell of it just sitting on the sidewalk I was like good god yeah I would think a deer would be like why is that dope pissing all over herself that crazy I want to know if people really use it.

[1027] Yeah, they do.

[1028] They use a cow estrus.

[1029] They have like a smell of a cow, cow bull, like a, not a cow bull, cow elk.

[1030] They'll put it on trees and shit, try to drag a bowl over.

[1031] Because when bulls are in, when they're in the rut and the females are in heat when they're into estrus and the males want to breed them, apparently they just smell it and they go fucking bananas.

[1032] And some people use that shit.

[1033] They'll put it on trees and stuff.

[1034] So that's what I wanted to ask you.

[1035] Is that more to mask our smell, or is it more to attract?

[1036] They're attracted to that smell.

[1037] I think they're attracting them.

[1038] Yeah.

[1039] The way they mask our smell, like their sense of smell is so powerful that it's almost impossible to mask it unless you use ozone.

[1040] And so what a lot of guys do is there's a company called ozonics.

[1041] And what they do is they'll literally hang a unit above their head.

[1042] And it blows ozone gas all over your body.

[1043] and it collects, like your scent gets combined with the ozone, and that hits the deer.

[1044] And the deer doesn't know what the fuck you are.

[1045] It's like, what is that smell?

[1046] Have you ever smelled ozone?

[1047] Do you know what those?

[1048] No, I have no idea.

[1049] I'll turn on my tank, my flotation tank, and you can smell it because they use ozone to clean the water, to purify everything.

[1050] It's got a very distinct smell.

[1051] And when you turn the tank filtration system on, you're not supposed to go in it for a half an hour and the ozone dissipates.

[1052] But it's got a very distinct smell.

[1053] And apparently that smell just overwhelms the smell of human body.

[1054] So when guys sit on a tree stand, like I've hunted with my friend John Dudley in Iowa, and he uses this ozonic unit above us.

[1055] He sets it up.

[1056] Oh, it's there.

[1057] On the tree above us and turns it on.

[1058] And it blows ozone over you while you're sitting in a tree.

[1059] So even if a deer is downwind of you, they might not bolt because the smell is confusing to them, they're like, what is that fucking weird smell?

[1060] Like, they don't know what it is.

[1061] Right.

[1062] Like, if they smell you, they're like, oh, that's a dude.

[1063] Got to go.

[1064] I'm out.

[1065] Yeah, like, just a whiff.

[1066] The wind will change.

[1067] Like, you know, most of the times, the wind's blowing east, right?

[1068] But then a little bit of west.

[1069] A little bit of west.

[1070] They're like, phton.

[1071] They don't take any chances.

[1072] They just run.

[1073] But if they smell that ozone stuff, they're like, what?

[1074] What is this?

[1075] The fuck is this?

[1076] I don't know.

[1077] They just run.

[1078] Take a chance.

[1079] Sometimes they just stand there.

[1080] It's like, yeah.

[1081] When they're horny, they don't know what they're.

[1082] That's like why people like to hunt them in the rut.

[1083] Because when they're in the rut, they come out during the day.

[1084] Like a lot of times the older animals, they become nocturnal.

[1085] They just decide it's too risky during the day.

[1086] People are up.

[1087] I'll just fuck around all night and sleep during the day.

[1088] That's when I was always scared because we would have, there's deer running all over, Maryland.

[1089] When you're driving those country roads at night, I mean, three, four of them will come out crossing and shit.

[1090] And you're like, holy fuck.

[1091] And they're monster.

[1092] You know, they're a monster.

[1093] So we had deer whistles.

[1094] I don't know if they ever really worked, to be honest with you.

[1095] Yeah, you put them in the front of your car.

[1096] Yeah, and then you don't hear it, but apparently they hear it, and it's enough to, but I had them on.

[1097] They would still come right up to the edge of the road and shit.

[1098] Yeah, when the ruts going on, they get confused.

[1099] They're just horny and crazy.

[1100] They'll run right out in traffic and smash by cars.

[1101] Deers that wouldn't hide all day long during any other time of the year.

[1102] They just smell that deer pussy.

[1103] I mean, can you imagine their nose is a thousand times stronger than ours or whatever the fuck it is.

[1104] The smell of that pussy must be so tempting.

[1105] Running out in traffic in the middle of the fucking day for it.

[1106] You know, and you only got a couple of weeks to fuck.

[1107] That's right.

[1108] You know, it's not like they fuck all year like us.

[1109] They got a couple of weeks to get their fuck on.

[1110] And then the rest of the year is solo.

[1111] No. How weird is it?

[1112] Like, what kind of a strange system did nature come up with where it makes the girls horny And able to give birth only like for a couple of like six weeks?

[1113] Sometimes they go into estrus again like they have like a second a second estrus And then they all figure it out.

[1114] That's amazing.

[1115] Yeah, smells.

[1116] I need to start smelling more fucking thinking less.

[1117] And apparently as good as they smell, a bear smells 100.

[1118] of times stronger than them.

[1119] They say a bear smells hundreds of times better than a bloodhound does.

[1120] That blows my mind.

[1121] It's crazy.

[1122] Miles blows my mind.

[1123] Miles away.

[1124] When I drive from here and I hit two miles, I'm going to be like, God damn.

[1125] Yeah.

[1126] That's a long fucking way to smell something.

[1127] What they say is really scary is if you're in places where bears know the people hunt, they hear a gunshot and they think it's a dinner bell.

[1128] So, like, if you shoot a deer, you only have a certain amount of time to get that fucking deer out of there before a bear shows up, especially like Codiak Island.

[1129] Codiac Island is famous for two things.

[1130] It's famous for gigantic brown bears, some of the biggest bears in the world.

[1131] It's also famous for Sitka blacktailed deer.

[1132] So these Sitka deer are really delicious deer, and people go over there to hunt them.

[1133] But when that gunfire, the bear hears that, is like, and they go straight towards the sound of that gunfire because they know there's going to be a gut pile there soon.

[1134] so even if you miss you gotta there's probably one coming your way probably no shit so you got to you what you have to dress it out there too or you just got to get it and haul it out well if you gut it and leave the gut pile and take the meat away you're likely to just the bear is probably going to go to the guts and it's probably like you're probably going to be safe damn key word probably probably yeah i'm not fucking around the codyac bear my friend steve rinella who was talking about before they got attacked last year they got on a fognack island in alaska they got attacked by a gigantic brown bear they said it was like 11 feet long it was huge and one of the guys like it ran into can't well that what happened was they had shot an elk and they um you know when when you shoot it elk it's an enormous animal you can't really take it out all in one trip you got to make several trips so they hung some of it up in a tree and then they went back to get the rest of it after they took what they took what they took what they could carry they went back to get the rest of it when they went back to get the rest of it a bear had already claimed it and they didn't didn't know the bear claimed it because the bear took off and it heard them coming and then the bear when they were hanging around the meat the bear was like fuck this and decided to just make a run at them but didn't know how many there were because it's such such thick brush and they said it was it happened so quickly like everybody had this well if a bear comes I'm going to do this you know people have this idea it were like it happens so fast I'll send you the the podcast because it's fascinating it's a two -part podcast they did it over two parts where they talked about the experience but Jesus nobody got but one guy wound up actually riding the bear's back.

[1135] The bear plowed into them and one guy hit the bear with trekking sticks, like mountain trekking sticks, hit it in the head and the other guy got knocked over and was literally on the bear's back for several steps as it was running down the hill and then he fell off of it and that the bear took off.

[1136] That thing had momentum downhill coming at them?

[1137] No, man, I've seen those videos.

[1138] They said it was so big.

[1139] Like my friends were there, four of my friends were there.

[1140] They were saying that they could see the teeth 10, 11 inches from their face, gnashing as the thing ran by.

[1141] 11 foot long.

[1142] I mean, you're talking, what, 1 ,800 pounds?

[1143] So while they're gone on trip one, this bear had already claimed it, got scared, heard them come and then saw, oh, you're taking my shit.

[1144] And it was like, fuck that, and came back to defend it.

[1145] Yeah, so it didn't come by to chase them off.

[1146] It came to fight.

[1147] And it just didn't know how many there were.

[1148] And there was like seven or eight guys, I think.

[1149] At least, I think, one, two, three, one, at least five guys.

[1150] And so I think it just got confused that there were so many people and didn't know where to go or what to do.

[1151] And then it got hit in the head with the trekking sticks and then, you know, it's fucking crazy.

[1152] But like one of my friends had a, my friend Remedy had a pistol just for that, just for bears.

[1153] But he had set his pack down.

[1154] And he, like, in his mind, it thought, well, if a bear comes, I'll be able to get to my pack.

[1155] Fuck that.

[1156] He's like, it happens so fast.

[1157] There's no getting to your pack.

[1158] There's no nothing.

[1159] And these are guys that know what the fuck they're doing.

[1160] Yeah, they're professionals.

[1161] With plans in place.

[1162] They're out in the woods hundreds of days a year.

[1163] We're so weak.

[1164] We're so, we're like just water balloons filled with blood.

[1165] We're not.

[1166] Yeah, we're like eggs.

[1167] Yeah, we're just, jello, man. We're just, we're nothing.

[1168] These things are, like, when you watch them fight each other and they're biting each other's faces and shaking each other back and forth and it still doesn't hurt them.

[1169] You know, we're so fleshy.

[1170] It's good we live here.

[1171] It's good we live in Los Angeles.

[1172] No, not in the fucking mountains.

[1173] No. Maryland has, you guys have mountain lines, right?

[1174] We have mountain lines, but I saw, I went hiking at Fryman here one time.

[1175] I hiked, for a while when I lived in the valley, I hiked there a lot.

[1176] And I would see a lot of rattlesnakes.

[1177] I would saw a lot of rattlesnakes.

[1178] But one night, I don't know, it's probably fall.

[1179] It's right around 6, 6 .30, and the sun's starting to set.

[1180] And I'm just trying to get through.

[1181] and I've got my headphones on I'm coming down this hill and this fucking bobcat comes off the hill and it I mean this thing was the size of a big dog stubby little tail it stopped right in it I mean I was like huh you know and it just stopped and it fucking looked at me and the first and only thought that went through my head because I had nothing I was like maybe I can take my headphones choke you and strangle it I had nothing a little apple headphones and it looked at me like it's your lucky fucking day and it ran over the next ridge and was gone I mean I was like Holy shit Yeah I've seen one of those With its babies Yeah they're cool looking They're big They're bigger than I thought They're way bigger than I thought When I saw it I saw it I thought it was a mountain line Yeah I was like look at that thing And they're like no it's a bobcat I was like what Yeah that thing was big Yeah they're like 50 pounds Yeah I thought you know Maybe between like a little bigger Than a cat now This thing was like waist It was like up to my waist Yeah they'll fuck you up I'm dead.

[1182] I'm fucking dead.

[1183] Have you ever heard a lynx howl?

[1184] Only because I, that's the only reason I've ever heard it.

[1185] That video is crazy.

[1186] It's crazy.

[1187] Right up in their face.

[1188] It doesn't seem real.

[1189] No, it doesn't see real at all.

[1190] Well, there was one that got into some guy's house and the guy made a video of the thing in his house howling and I was playing it for people like, oh, that's like sound effects, right?

[1191] I go, no, no, no, that's what it's really making?

[1192] It's the noise it's really making.

[1193] Like, what?

[1194] It's in his kitchen.

[1195] And it's going, what you here?

[1196] I just saw this thing, yeah.

[1197] Put it up?

[1198] Look at this.

[1199] Oh, that's the one.

[1200] That sounds like kids.

[1201] It sounds like little kids pretending to be a monster.

[1202] Who runs into this?

[1203] They get real closer to the two.

[1204] They don't quite do anything.

[1205] Like neither one of them is gangster.

[1206] They're both posers.

[1207] Look how thick the hips and legs.

[1208] Ooh, a little head butt.

[1209] And one of them almost swat him.

[1210] Like, bitch don't make me slap you.

[1211] They're big.

[1212] They're not make me slap you.

[1213] Yeah, that's a big animal.

[1214] lynx are weird that's a weird animal it looks like a dog in a dude's kitchen yeah yeah yeah see if you can find the one with the one the lynx is in the guy's kitchen because this fucking guy is standing over it's only like five feet away from him and it's like I would think that's a battle cry you know I'm getting the fuck out of my own kitchen or it's sick like this here it is here it is look this uh uh no she says steer it up oh fuck is your father the fuck is He's a problem.

[1215] The fucking good problem.

[1216] That's what you'd say.

[1217] Right before it kills you.

[1218] We find this guy's phone later.

[1219] Covered in blood.

[1220] Play back his last video.

[1221] Oh, shit.

[1222] I'm scared of, like, I'm scared of snakes.

[1223] My brother gave me a fear of fucking snakes.

[1224] I have a twin brother.

[1225] He's four minutes older than me. But we look nothing like tall and skinny.

[1226] But I will say, yeah.

[1227] That's weird.

[1228] It's weird.

[1229] But there are times when we, speak even now and I'm like oh just like it's his voice came out of me it's weird that's the that's the weird thing but um he was like if he gets hurt do you feel it no I don't feel any we used to we used to fuck with like if there was a girl in high school and I'm like I don't just talk to her I want to play video games he would set dates up and shit you know like hey you're going to the movies I'm like god damn it he was Mr. outdoors like he wasn't he would play with snakes like he'd catch black snakes all the time.

[1230] We'd put them in an aquarium.

[1231] We'd go to the pet store and get little feed mice.

[1232] And, you know, they won't eat it when it's dead.

[1233] Sometimes they'd be dead.

[1234] So my brother would reach in and just dance the tail.

[1235] And these snakes would bite him in the fucking hand.

[1236] And I'd be like, Jesus Christ.

[1237] And he wouldn't even, he'd just keep looking at the snake and rub his hand.

[1238] Like, okay?

[1239] And I was like, you're fucking nuts, dude.

[1240] So one day, it's my turn to cut the grass, right?

[1241] We had the same snapper riding mower from Camp Buy Me Love.

[1242] Okay, that snapper with a bag catcher on the back.

[1243] Okay.

[1244] I'm in the backyard going around.

[1245] Three doors up our buddy Jeff lives there.

[1246] And I see him and my brother.

[1247] There's a pine tree.

[1248] And I see him with a broom and they're standing away from it, but they're swatting with a trash can.

[1249] I'm like, oh, they got a big ass.

[1250] There's a big ass black snake in there, you know.

[1251] So I've got my headphones on.

[1252] I'm just going around.

[1253] I look up on our deck and my brother's standing there holding this fucking snake.

[1254] He's acting like he's going to throw it.

[1255] I'm like, don't fucking do it, dick.

[1256] Don't fucking do it.

[1257] I got my shirt off.

[1258] It's hot ass.

[1259] summer.

[1260] I go back to mine in my business.

[1261] I come back around a few times later, and I just feel something slapped the back of my neck.

[1262] And I fucking look over.

[1263] This snake is looking at me right here.

[1264] I fucking, I was like, I screamed like a bitch.

[1265] I grabbed it.

[1266] I threw it on the fucking ground.

[1267] My brother's like, don't!

[1268] I put that blade down.

[1269] I was like, gong, dong, dong, and I dumped that bag out.

[1270] I said, there's your fucking snake, you son of a bitch.

[1271] He would do shit.

[1272] Like, he'd catch little ones.

[1273] I can't remember.

[1274] Are they garter?

[1275] Gardener snakes, maybe?

[1276] Just the tiny ones.

[1277] I think they're called garter, right?

[1278] I don't remember.

[1279] There's garden snakes and garter snakes.

[1280] These are those little slivery guys, you know.

[1281] And we're, I'll never forget this.

[1282] We had a Volkswagen bug.

[1283] He and I are sitting in the back.

[1284] My little brother's up front.

[1285] My mom's taking him into the doctor.

[1286] And she's like, you two can stay in the car and wait here if you want.

[1287] I'm like, all right.

[1288] We're driving for like 10 minutes.

[1289] My brother reaches in his fucking pocket and he pulls out one of those snakes.

[1290] I'm like, what the fuck are you doing?

[1291] How long has that been in there?

[1292] He's like, I picked it up on the way.

[1293] I'm like, what is your fucking problem, dude?

[1294] I was always scared around him with that shit He would always fuck us He thinks he is He thinks he's like that He should go to Florida And try to help those people In the Everglades You know They're hiring people to just shoot at them now They're hiring hunters To go to the Everglades Yeah they have so many pythons All these crazy dirty white people Who they wanted to own a python And their mother's like You get that thing out of the house They just open up the back door Chuck it in the yard And it slithers off into the swamps I mean, Florida is all filled with swamps, and the pythons thrive there.

[1295] Come on.

[1296] I didn't know that.

[1297] You didn't know that?

[1298] No. Oh, dude, there's a giant problem with pythons.

[1299] Because a man again.

[1300] Look at this.

[1301] Easy money, not for python hunters who grappled with Everglades giants for $8 .10 an hour.

[1302] Fucking, they're so big, dude.

[1303] They found one of them that had eaten an alligator, and the alligator was popping out of its body.

[1304] They were both dead.

[1305] They were both dead floating in the water, but this fucking eight -foot alligator was inside this python's body.

[1306] Jesus Christ.

[1307] Look at this one.

[1308] A 144 -pound reptile up on a levy.

[1309] They dispatched it with a 9 -millimeter pistol shot to the head.

[1310] Inside, they found 70 or 80 eggs.

[1311] See, they're fucking, there's a plague of them in the Everglades.

[1312] There's so many.

[1313] A plague, it says it.

[1314] Yeah.

[1315] More than 800 caught this year.

[1316] This year?

[1317] Yep.

[1318] Six months into the year?

[1319] Yeah.

[1320] And what may be the most successful program ever aimed at the huge constrictors that are killing the Everglades It's mammals, wading birds, and alligators.

[1321] And alligators, motherfucker.

[1322] Alligators.

[1323] Yeah, they have python catching contests.

[1324] They track them with dogs.

[1325] They're doing everything they can.

[1326] But they're not putting a dent in them.

[1327] There's so many of them out there, man. I used to watch the gator one where they'd shoot them.

[1328] Oh, yeah.

[1329] Swamp people.

[1330] Yeah.

[1331] Because at first they were extinct, and then they dialed that back.

[1332] They're like, oh, fuck, now they're overrunning shit.

[1333] Go ahead and get them.

[1334] Well, I used to live in Florida.

[1335] when they were going extinct.

[1336] What is this one?

[1337] There's a deer that was inside.

[1338] Look at that.

[1339] What?

[1340] Look at the size of that deer.

[1341] That's a big deer.

[1342] And it's inside this python.

[1343] Fuck.

[1344] Jesus Christ.

[1345] That's funny.

[1346] We have people who don't have jobs who have day jobs.

[1347] People have night jobs.

[1348] Some people have computer jobs, technical jobs.

[1349] And they're all hunters, herpetologists, military veterans.

[1350] All these people are doing this going to the Everglades.

[1351] Trying to solve this problem, they're saying adventure and a desire to defend the Everglades.

[1352] Look at that.

[1353] What thrills me is the fight, the fight that the snake gives you.

[1354] That's my drama right now, man. Maybe one day you won't win.

[1355] You're definitely, you're knocking about a thousand at that job.

[1356] I mean, they're capable of killing people, for sure.

[1357] When they get that big where they can swallow a deer, I mean, a deer's a hundred.

[1358] That's a small deer.

[1359] I mean, it's not big like a giant mule deer or anything.

[1360] Look, look at that one that they caught.

[1361] What in the fuck man?

[1362] It's five grown men, a good distance apart, and there's still some bows in that thing.

[1363] It's 132 pounds, 17 feet long.

[1364] Wow.

[1365] Jesus Christ, that is a big, fucking animal.

[1366] That is huge.

[1367] This is all just from assholes.

[1368] It's just assholes.

[1369] Just chucking them into the woods and going when I'm done of that thing bit me in the hands.

[1370] I can't.

[1371] My mouth is open.

[1372] I can't get over that that is now a plague because of that.

[1373] Oh, yeah.

[1374] I mean, if you think they killed 800 of them this year and they're not even putting a dent right.

[1375] How many are out there?

[1376] God damn.

[1377] Yeah.

[1378] You know what else they found out there?

[1379] Nile crocodiles.

[1380] They have a shoot -to -kill order on Nile crocodiles.

[1381] So some ass -fuck, Dick Wad let Nile crocodiles loose and they think there might be breeding populations of Nile crocodiles.

[1382] Those 28 -foot ones that eat wildebeests and shit.

[1383] Yeah, with teeth like the size of our hands and shit.

[1384] days ago, this guy was doing a Baptist, baptism, and this dude in Ethiopia.

[1385] And as he's in the middle of doing the baptism, a fucking crocodile lunges up out of the water and snatches him in front of his whole congregation.

[1386] And brought him under?

[1387] Yeah.

[1388] Crocodile jumps from Ethiopian Lake and kills pastor during mass baptism.

[1389] God's got other plans for me, children.

[1390] Yeah, no shit.

[1391] Fuck, man. Man. I worked in a junkyard growing up.

[1392] My friend's dad had a junkyard out in Mount Air.

[1393] It was called Mount Airy Auto Wrecking.

[1394] And there was one day where, so we would have our own yard car.

[1395] We're driving.

[1396] We were in charge.

[1397] We were younger kids.

[1398] So he would be like, you're going to go get all the aluminum.

[1399] You're going to basically clean up a junkyard of all the loose aluminum.

[1400] We're going to put it in these bins.

[1401] We'll melt it down.

[1402] Then they sell it off.

[1403] And it'll like these little trays, you know.

[1404] And one day I hear this, we had a bunch of.

[1405] feral cats but we didn't have any dogs and one day i hear this fucking like growling and i look over and there's a fucking rabid raccoon it had one solid white eye one solid blue eye and it's bouncing just up and down it's not charging us and we're like what the fuck we start throwing rocks and shit at it and then we're like maybe it's protecting babies we don't know what the fuck this thing's doing so we go down to tell his dad and this customer's down there this is out in the country his customers down he's like i got a pistol in my fucking car he brings this thing up two to the dome to put it down two took one to the head and it just was like it's laying down ground and it took two to put this rabid raccoon fucking down it was rabid they was definitely yes definitely rad they had to have the whatever animal control come out take it away and shit where does rabies come from like there has to be like i always thought that about like vd who's patient zero right what dirty motherfuckers out there getting it in everybody's syphilis.

[1406] Yeah, what did you do, dude?

[1407] Who's the first, what did you have to do to get gonorrhea?

[1408] Who's the first person that got, because it's crazy that there's diseases that kill people.

[1409] Like Al Capone, you got killed by syphilis.

[1410] I know that, yes.

[1411] And he killed by some shit that you get from fucking.

[1412] Yep, let him eat them alive.

[1413] They let them do it.

[1414] Is that what they did?

[1415] That's what I've read before.

[1416] Like, they couldn't get him on anything, so they got him on tax evasion.

[1417] And then when he developed syphilis, they didn't treat it.

[1418] Oh, really?

[1419] Yeah, and then he lost his mind.

[1420] He just ate his brain away.

[1421] He went crazy.

[1422] Oh, Jesus.

[1423] Alpapone, bro.

[1424] Did you know that syphilis was the reason why all those dudes in the olden days had powdered wigs?

[1425] No. Yeah, man. Man, I should come here for my education, God damn it.

[1426] You get goofy -ass education.

[1427] You miss out a lot of critical shit.

[1428] I'm going to be repeating this, man. Well, I do it.

[1429] I repeat it wrong all the time.

[1430] We've covered this several times.

[1431] I'll just be really brief.

[1432] There was these royals from, was it France?

[1433] Something like that?

[1434] Jamie will come up to store, but they got syphilis, and to cover their syphilis, they started wearing wigs, and syphilis was running rampant through this, so all these rich people started wearing wigs, these big -ass wigs.

[1435] Can I ask you, what do you, was it eating their skin?

[1436] Like, was it like a psoriasis and shit that you was noticeable?

[1437] Yeah, their hair falls out.

[1438] A big patchy, fuck up.

[1439] That's the only reason they did it?

[1440] Yeah, yeah.

[1441] I thought it was all to be majestic.

[1442] No, it became that.

[1443] See, it became that, and the bigger the wig, though, the more money you had.

[1444] Like, if you had a lot of money, you get a big crazy wig.

[1445] That's why we call, like, rich people big wigs.

[1446] Isn't that crazy?

[1447] Look at that.

[1448] Why do people wear powdered wigs?

[1449] Like, those guys.

[1450] And it all came out of these two brothers, I think they were?

[1451] Serious, for nearly two centuries, powdered wigs called perukes, were all the rage.

[1452] The cheek, chic hair pieces would have never become popular, however, if it hadn't been for a venereal disease, a pair of self -conscious kings, and poor hair hygiene.

[1453] The Peruk story begins, like many others, with syphilis.

[1454] By 1580, the STD had become one of the worst epidemics to strike Europe, or strike Europe, rather, since the Black Plague.

[1455] And according to William Close, an infinite multitude of syphilis patients clogged London's hospitals and more filtered each day.

[1456] Without antibiotics, victim faced the full brunt of the disease, open sores, nasty rashes, blindness, dementia, and pashy hair loss.

[1457] Baldness swept the land.

[1458] And so these dudes, Louis the 14th was only 17 when his mop started thinning, worried about baldness would hurt his reputation.

[1459] Louis hired 48 wig makers to save his image.

[1460] Five years later, the King of England, Louis's cousin, Charles II, did the same thing when his hair started to go gray.

[1461] Both men likely had syphilis.

[1462] Cordiers, is how you say that?

[1463] Cordiers?

[1464] I would go with that.

[1465] And other aristocrats immediately copied the two kings.

[1466] They sported wigs, and the style trickled down to the ear.

[1467] upper middle class Europe's newest fad was born Isn't that crazy?

[1468] That is crazy See where it says there?

[1469] The bill for large elaborate perukes ballooned to as high as 800 shillings The word big wig Was coined to describe Snobbs who could afford Big poofy perukes Hmm So the average was 25 And they're paying upwards At 800 Yeah look at these dudes They had like crazy wigs Like who are those wigs?

[1470] No shit All because of an STD Yeah they all We're bald with fucking sores and shit everywhere.

[1471] Looks like one on his face.

[1472] Yeah.

[1473] What's it on his face?

[1474] Probably got a hole in his face.

[1475] Losing his teeth.

[1476] Still fucking.

[1477] Somebody was still fucking up.

[1478] With a semi.

[1479] Getting a semi hard dick.

[1480] Shooting their poison into people.

[1481] What an education here.

[1482] Imagine life before antibiotics.

[1483] I can't imagine life before like the 80s.

[1484] I mean, how people did.

[1485] shit like when we were having a baby i thought about like how did people do this in the covered wagon like just going there yeah they still doing bathtubs these assholes and rice fields i was reading these things about these ladies that'll go out in rice fields and stand and they'll hold and they'll drop it into the water i don't know if it goes in water but they just natural and squat and then they'll just have it and have someone there to catch it instead like fuck i was like nah i think in baltimore mercy it's called mercy hospital they were the first i'm pretty sure they pioneered the underwater birth like you can go get in a tub there a big tub and then they say i guess that's the most natural way to have a baby i guess it makes sense if you're in a placenta and you're just basically transferring into another one before you come out instead of just boom out but they say it's i don't know how it's natural i mean how can it be natural if water's not attached to us how does a kid breathe well i think i don't know they pull out quick and bring up yeah and it's in like a tank and you sit she sits in there and then they just deliver it in this big big water tank like how's a kid breathing when they're in the womb i don't i never thought about that i've literally never thought about that i know they're attached to the abiblical cord biblical cord they're in there they're all curdled up in a fetal position how they get in there like what's is it going through the cord i mean i think all life comes through the uh belly comes through the cord yeah so do they not have to breathe while they're still attached to the cord how does that work here goes.

[1486] The fetus is not actually breathe in the womb.

[1487] It's a fucking monster.

[1488] The mother breathes for the fetus, and essential oxygen is passed to the fetus through the umbilical cord.

[1489] Yeah.

[1490] The fetus does not make breathing -like movements, though.

[1491] These begin at nine weeks of pregnancy and allow the fetus to practice this breathing movement.

[1492] Fuck, man. That is just, you know what's really weird?

[1493] You take a baby, you chuck them in the water, they immediately hold their breath.

[1494] They know exactly what to do.

[1495] But monkeys don't.

[1496] Throw a monkey in the water.

[1497] fucking panic.

[1498] They start breathing water and they die.

[1499] Really?

[1500] Chimps too.

[1501] I can't get over the education.

[1502] I'll be telling everybody wrong.

[1503] You know, chinchillas, they'll drown in the water, you know?

[1504] I tried.

[1505] I drove it told me. I did a hundred of them.

[1506] They all drowned.

[1507] A hundred drowned.

[1508] This is my study.

[1509] It's peer -reviewed.

[1510] Yeah, there's something about people.

[1511] Like, we know how to hold our breath even when we're babies.

[1512] If somebody takes a look like that Nirvana picture, remember?

[1513] That baby, that was a real baby swimming.

[1514] Like, kids love it.

[1515] As long as you do it to him on an early age And you're there to catch them Oh, this is horrible Don't watch this Don't show me this I don't want to see this fucking Baptism They're slamming this baby into the water What race is that?

[1516] Greek Orthodox Yeah, fuck that That's crazy shit I think Sigura sent me that I'm like what is that For babies in a pool And that like just popped up Let's end all this baby stuff That's a horrible thing That they do They smash that kid into the water And pick them up by their arm and smash them down in the water again and they do it a bunch of times.

[1517] Then they cut his dick.

[1518] Yeah.

[1519] Your dick don't look pretty, bro.

[1520] No. Cut it up, bro.

[1521] One day old dick.

[1522] Cut it up, man. Slice.

[1523] Slice and dice.

[1524] I was glad I didn't have a boy because I, I, do you have two girls?

[1525] All girls.

[1526] All girls.

[1527] All girls.

[1528] Three girls.

[1529] If you had a boy, would you get them circumcised?

[1530] See, I was glad I didn't have to make that decision.

[1531] Yes.

[1532] Stick mutilation.

[1533] Like, I am.

[1534] I am too.

[1535] I grew up Catholic.

[1536] I am, but I was like, would I do that to me. No way.

[1537] No way.

[1538] Dude, sometimes they lose their dick.

[1539] Sometimes it gets infected.

[1540] It happens every year.

[1541] Really?

[1542] Yes, every year.

[1543] Just a shoddy little circumcision job?

[1544] Every year, kids get infections from circumcisions and they lose their dick.

[1545] Every year, also, kids, this has happened multiple times.

[1546] Kids have been circumcised by a traditional, you know, what is it, a moyle with a rabbi.

[1547] And the rabbis had herpes, and they've transferred it because the rabbi has to suck the kid's dick to stop the bleeding.

[1548] yes they still do that yes yes they still do that and they still defend it it's a traditional way of doing it and you're giving it herpes people have given the babies herpes and the kids have died from it Jesus yeah they've died from it yeah I didn't know that still was going down too they suck the baby penis and there's a fucking video of this one rabbi explaining the necessity of doing this because it's the part of the ancient book it's in the Torah wherever it is Robert Baker estimates 229 deaths per year from circumcision in the United States.

[1549] Bollinger estimates that approximately 119 infant boys die from circumcision related each year in the U .S. 1 .3 % of all male neonatal deaths from all causes are from circumcision.

[1550] These are several cases, there are several case reports of death in the medical literature.

[1551] Yeah.

[1552] people die all the time from circumcision.

[1553] Just understand that, folks.

[1554] This is an elected, unnecessary surgery that you're doing to a fucking baby, and there's no medical reason to do it.

[1555] AIDS prevents AIDS.

[1556] People say stupid shit like that.

[1557] The fuck it does.

[1558] The fuck it does.

[1559] It doesn't make any sense.

[1560] There's a lot of people that are doing it to justify the fact they've done it forever and try to come up with wool hygiene.

[1561] Wash your dick, you dirty bitch.

[1562] Soap and water.

[1563] Wash your dick.

[1564] I watched a guy at the gym one time as an old dude stood underneath, you know, the hand dryers.

[1565] With his balls?

[1566] Yeah, he rolled his circumcised dick down to dry the...

[1567] I'd never use that hand dryer again.

[1568] I was like, there's a fucking...

[1569] There's a good move, dude.

[1570] That's a...

[1571] Dude doesn't have any shame at all.

[1572] I don't know if those numbers are accurate that you just read or that we just pulled up.

[1573] I found another article talking about it, and this is an Australian link to talking about the same information that says that...

[1574] Like my palms sweat.

[1575] Yeah.

[1576] by their, according to the study that not all deaths that might be circumcision related are officially recorded.

[1577] Oh, God.

[1578] So there might be more.

[1579] So they hide it, I guess.

[1580] They call it something else.

[1581] They say it's an infection or something like that.

[1582] I mean, yeah, man, it's unnecessary.

[1583] Yeah, it's barbaric.

[1584] They're going to look back on this 100 years, 500 years from now, and they're going to make fun of it the same way we'll make fun of powder wigs.

[1585] But it's even worse because you're doing it to babies.

[1586] Yeah.

[1587] The babies can't eat, they don't even say.

[1588] By the time they're adult, they're like, what happened to my dick exactly?

[1589] Like, oh, we just thought it was ugly We had you cut Cut?

[1590] Yeah I mean, I would You should be That's a decision A person should be able to make Because I feel like every guy At the age where they were old enough To make that would be like Fuck, I'm not doing that Yeah I'm not doing that Do you know that they Some guys are trying to grow Their foreskin back Yeah This is what they're doing They're taking the skin That they have the regular skin Around their dick And they're stretching it out And there's all these devices What like the lip pull and the ear pull shit and they're trying to get it to go back so they're taking like the base of their their dick where it was cut and they're pulling that skin up a little bit every day I'm watching you do I'm not kidding man there's like devices that they have do it again you're pulling your pants I'm not pulling before skin up try to stretch before skin out yeah so they believe by continually it'll what reattach and grow Well, it looks weird.

[1591] It looks like a turtleneck.

[1592] It never really looks like, like, you know, it's not a single layer of skin at the top.

[1593] You've got a double layer now.

[1594] Right.

[1595] It's got a rolled layer.

[1596] You do have skin at the top, but it's like, you know, it fucking, it's like a blanket.

[1597] It's not like a sheet.

[1598] Right.

[1599] I can't get over people, I guess people do everything.

[1600] Why am I shocked?

[1601] Well, there's a whole community of people that are trying to grow their foreskin back that are really angry and they feel all this pain and, and, and, and, you know, and.

[1602] and like emotional pain from the fact they cut their dick cut when they're a little baby and they had no say in it.

[1603] And apparently it makes your dick less sensitive when you do that.

[1604] And your dick is naturally self -lubicating the head of your dick is.

[1605] And as soon as they cut the foreskin off, then it dries out.

[1606] And, you know, we're used to dry dick.

[1607] Get that dry dick.

[1608] I got plenty of that for you.

[1609] But apparently regular dicks, if you don't cut them, they're moist.

[1610] The tip, like, you pull that foreskin back and that tip has got like a layer of mucus on it.

[1611] Ah, which is why you got to clean it and keep it all, that makes sense.

[1612] Jesus Christ, that was, man. Yeah, it's a weird practice, man, and it's, it doesn't make any sense.

[1613] The fact that it's still around in this day and age with all that we know and all the risks that we know about where kids actually do get sick and die from it.

[1614] That's a real thing.

[1615] It happens every year.

[1616] Who knows how many people are out there that have fucked up dicks that are just because some asshole ancient tradition that we passed on.

[1617] Oh, you're just supposed to do it.

[1618] Yeah.

[1619] My friend did it to his kid.

[1620] He goes, I don't want my kid to have a weird -looking dick.

[1621] I go, what are you talking about?

[1622] You're right.

[1623] How often are you going to be looking at it?

[1624] How are you going to train that kid?

[1625] Do you really think that that's going to fuck with him that much?

[1626] Yeah, when he goes to the locker room and other kids are going to stare at his dick.

[1627] I go, what?

[1628] I've been in locker rooms, a piece of shit.

[1629] Nobody cares.

[1630] I don't give a shit.

[1631] Joey Diaz, he calls his dick the Cuban egg roll.

[1632] He wasn't circumcised.

[1633] I've seen Diaz's dick at least at least.

[1634] a hundred times, at least a hundred times.

[1635] And he would pull out his dick for punchlines of jokes.

[1636] And, you know, we're hanging around the parking line or something like that.

[1637] I've got pictures of him with his pants down, like carrying somebody on his shoulders, and his pants are down, he doesn't have any underwear on, and you see his dick.

[1638] He's so crazy.

[1639] But nobody was like, I'm not hanging out with you.

[1640] I could see your foreskin.

[1641] How come you didn't get cut?

[1642] Right, yeah.

[1643] Like, what kind of kids are you bringing your kids around?

[1644] Well, they're going to tease them You can't, you kid can't take a little teasing Yeah, hey, I'm sorry, my dick didn't get mutilated By that witch doctor That's the fucking, yeah, exactly Exactly Your butcher dick over there And this shit's fucking intact right here What did it feel like when that, uh, moyle was sucking on your dick Yeah, that's the thing that's the thing that didn't know what's still going on Obviously, dude, they circumcised baby still But I didn't know that Dude, they defend it It's an Orthodox Jew tradition I wonder if Ari got his dick suck when he was because Ari was hardcore.

[1645] They were deep in the game.

[1646] Yeah.

[1647] Ari was deep in the game.

[1648] Arri went to Israel and like lived on a, what is it, a kibbutz or something like that, one of those things.

[1649] He was in one of those colonies where you're, you know, you're reading the Torah like fucking 10 hours a day.

[1650] Deep.

[1651] He told me about that and you, and it's a funded trip.

[1652] You pay nothing to go do that.

[1653] It's your, I said, I'm probably saying it, but is it not right of passage or maybe it is.

[1654] I don't know.

[1655] It's something that's paid for if you want to go and he was telling us how he went there.

[1656] Yeah, he's a fascinating guy because he went the other way.

[1657] Yeah, he did.

[1658] They got him over there and after he just experienced it all he was like, okay, this is all horsesheds.

[1659] Look at the trouble.

[1660] It was crazy braids.

[1661] Yeah, he had all that stuff.

[1662] He had the crazy braids.

[1663] He went the Kinnison route out of it.

[1664] Yeah, yeah.

[1665] Without the head injury.

[1666] Yeah.

[1667] You know, Kitteson.

[1668] and all that shit came from...

[1669] Did you know that?

[1670] That all came from a head injury.

[1671] Are you serious?

[1672] Yeah.

[1673] God damn, dude.

[1674] Kidison's book, My Brother Bill, or my brother Sam, his brother Bill wrote a book about him, and he said that Sam was one way, like a normal kid.

[1675] Like, you know, calm, regular kid.

[1676] Then he got hit by a car.

[1677] And when he got hit by a car, he was, like, seriously injured.

[1678] Bad head injury.

[1679] And then out of that, he was a wild motherfucker.

[1680] Oh, it all changed, huh?

[1681] That happens to people.

[1682] head injuries I had a good friend of mine she passed away and she was 16 and I was talking to the doctor at the time I never forget he said this about the soul and you know we were just having this conversation he said I believe the soul's in the brain and I said why and he goes well everyone associates the soul with the chest and the heart and the soul and the heart and the soul and he said but I can literally replace anything in your body and you're still Joe Rogan but the moment the moment I even tweak your brain you can become a different Joe Rogan And he's like, that's why I believe the true soul is in the brain.

[1683] I was like, that's really fucking interesting.

[1684] Dude.

[1685] Because you can't manipulate a brain and still, well, maybe you can, but you start changing even a little thing on a brain.

[1686] And it can be, like you just said, become a wild man from that.

[1687] Or the other way.

[1688] You remember when you were a kid and they had TVs that weren't that good back then?

[1689] And, like, the TV didn't work good.

[1690] And you'd fucking smack that bitch and it would work.

[1691] It would work.

[1692] It would work.

[1693] It would work.

[1694] That's with something with people Some people You just fucking Rattle their cage And they become a different thing And it works better But it's like a very inexact science Like people have gotten hit in the head And all of a sudden been able to play music And got really good at math Yeah that's amazing Sigora talks about that On his special With a head injury Comes back with Oh man Is it Tourette's or something They come back different Yeah an accent That's what it was An accent Sudden accent Yeah that's real right that's real yeah yeah dude head injuries there it's a weird thing the the dome is a weird thing you know what with all the weird fucking shit going on up there and all the different synapses and neurons firing and one little you know rock that somebody throws at you bonks you in the side of the head done now you're a different person yeah forever forever there's so many stories about that too i've talked to so many doctors and neurologists that are you know they study the human brain and it's one of the most perplexing things is like you can get the same two people one person gets hit the same way nothing happens and the other person is a different human being for the rest of their life and they'll struggle with that injury forever and it's like real similar real similar impact real similar circumstances and you just never know you never know what's going to do it that's why these what's this chick talking about British woman wakes up with Chinese accent oh play this play this I want to hear her opened her mouth, and it was not her voice that came out.

[1695] And the 55B, sweet and sour chicken, Hong Kong style.

[1696] And it's just been such horrible thing to go through.

[1697] She was diagnosed with foreign accents.

[1698] Wait a minute.

[1699] Keep playing this.

[1700] The Inquisitor reports others who have suffered from the same change in voice had severe migraines.

[1701] Only 61 cases have been identified since 1941.

[1702] One explanation for the new tongue is that her migraines, which she experiences, as many as 10 times or more per month are leaving her with neurological damage.

[1703] The condition usually follows traumatic brain injury or stroke.

[1704] Those with FAS also experience loss of vocabulary but Call Will is not alone to struggle.

[1705] You go back to, let me hear it again.

[1706] And a 55B, sweet and sour chicken Hong Kong style.

[1707] It's just been such hard to go through.

[1708] Is that her?

[1709] That's her too.

[1710] How come she doesn't have it there?

[1711] Let me hear it again.

[1712] accent.

[1713] She literally woke up, opened her eyes, and it was not her voice that came out.

[1714] And a 55B, sweet and sour chicken, Hong Kong style.

[1715] It's just been such horrible thing to go with me. First of all, that's not a Chinese accent.

[1716] That's a broken English accent with a Chinese, uh, from a Chinese person.

[1717] And why are they giving her, of all things, a food order to fucking do?

[1718] She could have said anything in that Chinese accent.

[1719] They gave her a food order to do some beef with broth.

[1720] They told that bitch to order Chinese to live.

[1721] That's exactly what they did it.

[1722] Sweet and style of pork.

[1723] I don't know if we could understand you and anything else with a Chinese accent.

[1724] Just say this.

[1725] Yeah, I mean, that is kind of hilarious.

[1726] Like, why?

[1727] Play that.

[1728] Play this one right here.

[1729] What's this lady got?

[1730] She's got a British.

[1731] This is a Houston mom with the British accent.

[1732] What happened to her?

[1733] Doesn't say.

[1734] She'd hit in the head?

[1735] Probably.

[1736] What's got the Queen's tongue full you?

[1737] Well, the audience were asking me, how my mom got that accent.

[1738] Lisa.

[1739] Oh, I'm not from England, sorry.

[1740] Is 100 % Texan.

[1741] People who don't know me that, hey, where are you from?

[1742] I'm from Rosenberg.

[1743] Oh, where's that?

[1744] I'm like, we're here, Rosenberg.

[1745] Oh, you're from here.

[1746] How did you talk like that?

[1747] So that's when the whole story comes up.

[1748] Six months ago, jaw surgery to fix an overall changed Lisa's speech too.

[1749] I thought she was playing around with me. I thought she was joking with me, but then she showed me that the doctor had told her she was diagnosed with foreign accident syndrome, and she searched it.

[1750] And then I was like, oh, Houston Methodist...

[1751] Hold up.

[1752] Hold up.

[1753] Hold up.

[1754] Hold up.

[1755] Pause right here.

[1756] Here's the problem with that.

[1757] I can talk like this.

[1758] It doesn't mean that I talk like this.

[1759] So if I come back, say if I got an operation, I wanted to get a root canal and I came back and I started talking like this.

[1760] Welcome to the Joe Rogan experience.

[1761] People are like, what's wrong with you?

[1762] I've diagnosed with foreign accent syndrome.

[1763] Then we want to just talk like you know how to talk.

[1764] No, because I've been diagnosed.

[1765] I've been diagnosed with a disease.

[1766] I have an issue.

[1767] Please be more sensitive.

[1768] And I'm calling the news.

[1769] I'd like to get on the news today, please.

[1770] I can't help it.

[1771] This is how I talk now.

[1772] Do you think they still possess the original accent as well?

[1773] Or is it just that one now?

[1774] Maybe that bitch is so dumb that like you.

[1775] She just can't tap into the other one.

[1776] Get it that southern drop.

[1777] She's got one speed.

[1778] Just knocked her into second gear.

[1779] And she's trying to start off the line in second now.

[1780] All I have is second gear.

[1781] What is this?

[1782] says she's been described as speaking in Italian, French, and even Japanese.

[1783] Oh, she's crazy.

[1784] She likes attention.

[1785] Let's hear it.

[1786] Excellent syndrome, Kath, joins us now along with Professor Rosemary.

[1787] I'm welcome both.

[1788] It's a very past.

[1789] So it's 2006.

[1790] You were suffering from bad health for a little while.

[1791] You'd have headaches.

[1792] And then you spoke to your sister on the phone and noticed that your voice was changing.

[1793] Yeah, I started off with just a lisp.

[1794] And I was a bit concerned.

[1795] and with ill health, I tend to get over fatigued.

[1796] So I thought it was that.

[1797] So I went to bed and I was still there the next morning.

[1798] So this list was getting a little bit strange.

[1799] I rang Stockholm Trent.

[1800] My neural was up there.

[1801] At that time, I could speak.

[1802] I record a message.

[1803] Nobody got back.

[1804] I thought, okay, nothing to worry.

[1805] Wednesday morning, it was starting to go like an alien.

[1806] And by Thursday it had gone completely.

[1807] And then I lost my swallow at the same time.

[1808] Which is, that's terrifying.

[1809] It is so scary.

[1810] For my family, they were so terrified for me. But no staff stuck me in.

[1811] Wait a minute.

[1812] Why are they scared?

[1813] Because you're talking weird or because you can't swallow?

[1814] She said she couldn't swallow.

[1815] She's only spitting out now.

[1816] I've been diagnosed of inability to swallow.

[1817] Like, come on.

[1818] If you love me, you swallow.

[1819] Now, I've been diagnosed an inability to swallow.

[1820] Plus, I have a new accent.

[1821] All right.

[1822] All of a sudden, they're spoken with Italian accent, and a can of swallow.

[1823] I'll show you the paperwork.

[1824] I got a prescription for a cup syrup.

[1825] I only cough.

[1826] I never swallow.

[1827] Like, what in the fuck?

[1828] But here's the thing, man. Maybe.

[1829] I mean, look, some people are barely holding on to reality.

[1830] You're right.

[1831] Barely.

[1832] You're right.

[1833] All they need is one fucking smack.

[1834] One smack upside the head.

[1835] And all of a sudden, oh, sweet.

[1836] It's hot toss.

[1837] former beauty pageant has foreign accent syndrome okay former beauty queen let me hear it baby and I'm terrible the accents okay so some people were wondering where I got my accent from it's a really really crazy story foreign accent syndrome is a rare condition that only affects crazy people while still speaking their native language Let me hear her...

[1838] Don't let this week start off with listening to the...

[1839] She's never left the USA.

[1840] That doesn't mean shit.

[1841] This was her accent.

[1842] Okay, well, here's...

[1843] Hold on, hold on, stop.

[1844] Back up, back up.

[1845] Is that weed?

[1846] That's weed.

[1847] That sure is weed.

[1848] That is fucking weed.

[1849] That is a gigantic weed plant behind this bitch.

[1850] She's high as fucking.

[1851] She's playing with these people.

[1852] She's playing with his people.

[1853] This lady's high.

[1854] She's barbecued.

[1855] She's barbecued.

[1856] What is this week is.

[1857] She got so high, she thought she was British.

[1858] Here, Irish.

[1859] Yesterday, which is September 17th, 2011.

[1860] I started having problems with my voice.

[1861] Oh my good, I've got the same problem.

[1862] But when I tried to talk and say some things, my tongue felt like it was right.

[1863] I had someone else speaking about my accent, so I was just making a new video.

[1864] I had a headache for about three days, got rushed to the modus room, and this was in May of 2015.

[1865] And so they put me to sleep, stop pause this this is nonsense this is like people think they're a fox you can't you can't pick you can't stay in the one accent because you don't know it that's right no one can call people crazy anymore no one calls people crazy anymore you're not allowed to oh you you are so rude you're insensitive to her condition maybe she's crazy that's right maybe she's fucking crazy but if you think you're a fox like fox can you know there's people that are fox can do you know about this you don't know oh i know about furbies I love talking to, Ryan.

[1866] Foxkin are people that really believe that they're in the wrong life form, that they should have been born at Fox.

[1867] Specifically foxes.

[1868] Some of them foxes.

[1869] Some of them, they think they're unicorns.

[1870] They think they're all kinds of shit.

[1871] So what?

[1872] This is the same kind of thing.

[1873] This is where it gets real tricky because I think there's people that are legitimately transgender.

[1874] Like they were born in the wrong body.

[1875] Legitimately.

[1876] You agree?

[1877] Yeah.

[1878] I've met them.

[1879] Absolutely.

[1880] I believe it.

[1881] Yeah.

[1882] But I think there's.

[1883] also people that are fucking crazy and they just decide that they should have been born a woman or a man or they go back and forth what do we got here other kin other kin that's what's called oh here we go they think they're demons angels elvin elvin polymorphs oh i'm a polymorph i've been thinking i'm a polymorph thinking about i'm i want to be like one of those people in avatar i want to be the navi i'm navi kin this is the definition that fight gave it that Man, other kin.

[1884] What is the other kin are people who identify as partially or entirely non -human, a dragon, a lion, a fox, you name it.

[1885] There's probably someone out there feels like they are more of these things than they are human.

[1886] The other kin community can be found lurking on Reddit, Tumblr, TV tropes, and other online forums.

[1887] Okay.

[1888] I believe it.

[1889] This poor people.

[1890] Look, I think they get fucked up when their kids.

[1891] Somebody probably cut their dick when they're a baby.

[1892] We're all confused.

[1893] instant trauma I mean I have mental illness I have a cousin who is paranoid schizophrenic all right and my dad would tell me about he's my I don't know how the fucking second remove shit works he's my father's first cousin okay still alive dude smoked a carton of cigarettes in three days I mean we have no idea how he's ever a throat fucking left but he was really fucking he was a black belt and karate he was great at lacrosse he had hopkins syracuse big schools looking at him and then he'll tell you he started doing drugs and he went fucking the sid barrett route he just went off the fucking deep end and he's permanent disability diagnosed uh paranoid schizophrenic and um you know he's we all love him but and he's fucking hilarious like he'll play with it because sometimes he's on his meds and you can tell you like oh you're dialed in right now i'll start telling family secrets and i'm like don't listen to him like no no no right now is when you listen to him i can see it in your eyes The other times when he's off looking over here, I'm like, you know, don't fucking talking about it.

[1894] But we would go, like, he had an apartment, and I would go visit him from time to time.

[1895] And he had poetry and sayings and stuff written all over the wall.

[1896] And I'm like, what is this?

[1897] And he's like, well, at night, when I'm home alone, the doctors come in through my window.

[1898] They drop liquid acid in my ears.

[1899] And they knock me out.

[1900] And then they start taking samples of my body.

[1901] And after they leave, the love of my life.

[1902] comes and I can't communicate with her.

[1903] So this is how I communicate with her.

[1904] These are there for when she comes in to speak for me and I'm like holy shit.

[1905] Yeah.

[1906] So his windows are nailed shut to keep the doctors out.

[1907] I'm like, how's that working?

[1908] He's like, it's not working.

[1909] So one day I'm over there and he's watching TV with the volume all the way down and the radio up.

[1910] And that's how he's watching this program.

[1911] And I'm telling you, it started to fucking make sense.

[1912] I was like, I got to get the fuck out.

[1913] I got to get out of here, Gary.

[1914] I'm out of here on this.

[1915] There's a disease that, I'm trying to remember the name of it, but it basically is when people are around schizophrenics for too long, they develop schizophrenia themselves.

[1916] Really?

[1917] Yeah, there's some people who are sympathetic to it, to the point where, God, I want to say, I want to say it's called alifrenia.

[1918] There's some sort of a disease that occasionally, infects people or gets people that visit people in the hospital that are schizophrenia.

[1919] So someone will come, like family member will come visit you and they will get diagnosed and they will get admitted themselves.

[1920] And they'll actually develop it.

[1921] Yeah, they get it.

[1922] I don't know like to what stage, but apparently it is a potential issue for some people.

[1923] Because like, look, have you ever been hypnotized?

[1924] No I thought it was horseshit To my friend Vinnie Shorman Who is a sports hypnotist He works for a lot of fighters He hypnotized me I'm like whoa this is real It just puts you in a very bizarre state Do you feel that state Yes you're there You're awake, you're conscious But you're in a strange state You feel something Yeah like you're like Like you're in a tube of consciousness Or something like you're in a womb It's very very interesting But I'm listening to him And he's a friend I trust him he's a great guy So I wasn't weird about it.

[1925] So I was like, oh, yeah, you could do it.

[1926] Go ahead.

[1927] Let's see what happens.

[1928] I was kind of skeptical.

[1929] I was like, this is horseshit.

[1930] But I've been to, have you ever been to one of those hypnotist comedy shows?

[1931] No. My friend Frank Santos, he was a guy who, he's passed away, but he was a big time comedy hypnotist guy in Boston and in Rhode Island.

[1932] And he had a show.

[1933] And I saw his show, man. He used to do like one night a week at stitches and one night a week at Nick's Comedy Stop.

[1934] And dude, we would go down.

[1935] there on days off just to watch.

[1936] It was crazy.

[1937] He would take people out of the audience.

[1938] Like, who wants to be hypnotized?

[1939] And he had a weird way of talking.

[1940] Who wants to be hypnotized?

[1941] You want to be hypnotized?

[1942] Come on up.

[1943] Come on.

[1944] He was like a round jolly fellow, real friendly, glasses, you know, like totally unassuming.

[1945] You didn't think he would, and then he would bring these people on stage, and he would just be able to take, sweetie, you're going to go under.

[1946] You're going to fall asleep.

[1947] You're going to fall asleep.

[1948] You're going to snap my fingers.

[1949] You're going to think you are Sally Fields.

[1950] Right next to you is Bert Reynolds.

[1951] Oh, yeah.

[1952] I was hoping you'd say Spoking a band.

[1953] And you would see these people And they really They were like Smokey We gotta get away from the police Like they really believed He had this one guy He told her They would actually Speak like that person Oh yeah yeah yeah They didn't know what They were out of the mind This one guy He told the guy This was the 80s He told the guy That the guy was having sex with Madonna He's like underneath you is Madonna And you're squeezing her booties Your boobies And she's naked And you're about to have sex with her You're gonna have sex You're having sex with her right now And the guy had an orgasm On the stage He's sitting there on the stage, he's like, oh, and the audience is, I'm talking, people are falling out of their fucking chairs, crying, laughing.

[1954] You couldn't, but it was real, man, and some people, it wasn't real.

[1955] Like, some people would look at him and he'd go, hey, hey, buddy, hey buddy, look at me, look at me, you're not under.

[1956] Come on, come off the stage.

[1957] This guy was like, ah, and the guy would climb off to say, he would know who was under and who wasn't under.

[1958] I mean, this guy was a man. He would work with people who were trying to quit smoking or trying to quit gambling.

[1959] I had a friend that did the smoking thing.

[1960] Gambling, booze, they can, apparently they can do it with a lot of different things, but smoking's a big one.

[1961] But he just could do it to some people.

[1962] And I'm telling you, quick, he would do it, and there's fucking 300 people in the room.

[1963] But he would be like, I'm going to count my fingers from the count of three, you're in the car, and the police are chasing you.

[1964] One, two, three.

[1965] What are you doing now?

[1966] I'm in the car, the cops are chasing me. And it was just instant, man. I mean, it was some people, they just fall into these states of mind, and they're open to suggestions.

[1967] Some people can be hypnotized, and this is why some people, I think, join cults.

[1968] Like, I'm watching this new, the Netflix program, Wild Wild Country.

[1969] Yeah.

[1970] Fucking crazy.

[1971] Crazy.

[1972] But some people, I think, are more susceptible to suggestion and more susceptible to cults.

[1973] And I think that is, that's what's happening.

[1974] I think that's what's happening with this alifrania thing, if that's what it's called.

[1975] I might be remembering that incorrectly.

[1976] But this thing that being around, a schizophrenic person, like whatever weird error their brain is making your brain tunes into that error and you start going crazy too as soon as that shit made sense I was like I gotta get the fuck out of here because he's done he's harm he's never heard anyone but he's still you know these days he's boy he's probably in his 60s not in any kind of shape but back then when he still knew of martial arts he was dangerous crazy man he was dangerous but he never heard anybody but he knew how to and um so one day there's eastern avenue in baltimore's for lack of a better term the ventura boulevard of baltimore shops everywhere and everything and there was this one woman that had cut his hair one time and for him excuse me to touch his head was a big deal for him this so he immediately fell in love with this lady her name was carissa so he went home and got his guitar and the thing about this guitar like this dude would pawn his bed his guitar everything but that guitar was always out of tune exactly the same way you understand does that make sense okay so always fucked up but always consistently fucked up every guitar he had that's how he tuned it that's how he heard it oh wow so he writes her he writes her a love song and he wants to go up to her shop and now sing it for her so he goes up he stands out in front of the shop and he gets her attention he's got his guitar and he's gone it starts off where he goes chris i love you in baltimore accents her name's carissa but he says chrissa okay chris i love you chris i need you then he goes chris don't die because chris don't cry because i would have died and she's freaking out like what the fuck yeah like your eyes so they call the police he gets arrested but he doesn't understand why he's arrested in his mind what did i do wrong i just wrote a beautiful song for someone I care about and I wanted to share it with her.

[1977] So my cousins, all of us were like, we got to go to court and watch this.

[1978] This is going to be fantastic because he's got to go to court.

[1979] So they bring them out from the back.

[1980] Oh, no. And he stands up and it's a female judge and his mom, my aunt, Marguerite, she's my great aunt, my grandma, sister, but I extended family big time.

[1981] And we're all there watching.

[1982] And the judge says, ask the girl her side of things.

[1983] She's like, well, this happened.

[1984] And he's like, she's like, would you like to speak?

[1985] speak on your behalf and he's like I just don't understand what I did wrong I wrote a song for someone I care about and I just wanted to share it and she's like would you mind sharing some of the lyrics and we're all like oh shit and he fucking Chris I love you Chris I need you Chris don't cry because I want to die she goes okay okay that's enough that's enough and then they're about to let him go because they understand I'm going to put a restraining order he's under supervision but they're about to let him go and she goes oh wait a second oh there's a oh there's still an open charge here on the books so we're going to have to take you back today he starts losing his shit like what my M. Marguerite stands up and to a judge she goes hon we drop those charges everyone calls people Hun and Baltimore she goes hon we dropped those charges that lady said first of all you don't call me hon I am a judge you address me as your honor we're all like ah I have Marguerite got schooled by the judge and they fucking took him back and he was screaming going on the family put a charge on him Yeah, he would do things like he would show up to their place in a cab.

[1986] The man they pay for it, they didn't.

[1987] He'd throw a brick through the window.

[1988] So they had him.

[1989] They had him arrested for that.

[1990] Jesus Christ.

[1991] And they really did drop the charges, but it was just a clerical error that never made it to the paperwork.

[1992] And she's like, I got to do what I got to do.

[1993] We're taking you back today.

[1994] And they were pulling him back and he was going nuts.

[1995] Oh, my God.

[1996] Yeah.

[1997] So that ended up that fucking haircut.

[1998] But he would say shit to me. He would swear to me. that nurses would give him head in the hospital.

[1999] He would, and part of the time, we're like, I don't know.

[2000] But one that really blew my mind was he had this scab on his stomach.

[2001] And he was like, they keep coming in and cut me and testing me. They're taking me to the doctor today, Ryan.

[2002] I think I got something.

[2003] I think I got a disease in that cut.

[2004] I'm like, what are you going to do?

[2005] He's like, I got a plan.

[2006] So I talked to him later that day.

[2007] And I was like, what did you do about that disease, man?

[2008] He goes, you know what I did with that scab?

[2009] I picked it off and threw.

[2010] throw it away.

[2011] He thought, like the scab held the disease.

[2012] Yeah, and you could just pick it off and flick it away.

[2013] We're like, that shit's gone.

[2014] AIDS is out of here now.

[2015] You imagine.

[2016] Wow.

[2017] But that's where he gets.

[2018] I talk about it.

[2019] People like, it's not funny.

[2020] And it's not.

[2021] Mental illness is obviously not funny.

[2022] But the shit he would do, we would take him.

[2023] So it would be me and my two brothers, his daughter and two sons on Christmas Eve.

[2024] We'd go over.

[2025] We'd take him a plate of food.

[2026] We'd hang out with them for a little while and shit.

[2027] And there'd be times where he's like you guys got a joint we're like we shouldn't be smoking you know we just give me a joint so we give him a joint oh no and he smokes it and now we're driving back to my aunts in the city which is I'm 12 minutes away we get back what are you all giving him we he would rat us out he's like thank you they came over gave me that food thanks and by the way they gave me a big fat joint so then we would play that why you listen to his crazy ass nobody gave him like we all had to be able to say tea Oh, he would He smokes He would come to my grandmother's house When I live with her He'd sit in a chair And he smokes cigarettes like this I mean he doesn't pull it any farther away Than three, about three inches from his mouth And just down, done, down, done And he'll do through three packs My, his mom died of breast cancer And she would say all the time I don't know how he even has a fucking throat left And I'm dying of cancer over here And he is, he's still alive Still alive Smoking cigarettes like that too Still smoking cigarettes like that It's chain.

[2028] A carton in three days.

[2029] What is a carton?

[2030] I don't even know.

[2031] 20 packs?

[2032] That's roughly seven packs a day.

[2033] Something like that.

[2034] A day.

[2035] For decades.

[2036] For decades.

[2037] That's so crazy.

[2038] Oh, my God.

[2039] That is so crazy.

[2040] Now, do you remember what he was like before he was schizophrenic?

[2041] I don't because when I was a kid, he was already gone.

[2042] But my dad loved him and would bring him out to the house because he was safe.

[2043] He was just crazy.

[2044] He would say shit.

[2045] He'd be like, don't, you know.

[2046] Just don't get him a brick.

[2047] Yeah, that's right.

[2048] Be nice.

[2049] Don't get him a fucking brick.

[2050] But my dad would tell me all the time he was a phenomenal athlete.

[2051] Like I said, great at karate.

[2052] He had a black belt.

[2053] Did he get hit in the head?

[2054] No, just he's sweet.

[2055] He tried to tell me. So Highland Town is the area where my aunt never is the old Greek town in Baltimore.

[2056] It's not, it's, you know, Greek is long gone in that neighborhood.

[2057] But that's where he grew up.

[2058] And he would try to tell me that Highland Town was the Hayd Ashbury in Baltimore.

[2059] I was like, get the fuck out of here at that.

[2060] garbage but he was doing acid you know early 11 12 and he dabbled I think he said that early and then eventually after like into the college years the 20s he really fucking ramped it up so he was fine before there 100%.

[2061] You know that's a common story the common story is people that have a tendency to schizophrenia or maybe they have a likelihood of developing it later in their life acid trips mushroom trips heavy psychedelics tend to bring out schizophrenia they tend to make it manifest so maybe he was ripe for it because there's there's no other mental illness in the family it's just him just him yeah man i think especially when you're young you know i mean think about how many people have had horrible horrible acid trips just taking way too much and tried to fight it and just been fucked up for days and weeks and then you still feel slippery Like, life feels weird even after those trips.

[2062] I had a DMT trip one time that fucked me up for a couple weeks.

[2063] Like, for a couple weeks afterwards, I'd be driving my car and I'd be thinking there's going to be a car that's going to launch itself off the fucking, the oncoming lane and fly right into me. I was thinking I had this image that was going to be upside down and the car was going to hit the windshield.

[2064] Flying upside down coming in you?

[2065] For weeks after this?

[2066] Yeah, weeks.

[2067] Weeks afterwards.

[2068] That's why I'm scared of that shit.

[2069] It's because I tried to think about what was possibly happening.

[2070] I think it dissolved my ego so much, and it made me think so much about how relatively unimportant every single person is in terms of the greater scheme of the universe, that whatever it did to me had broke down all my conceptions of myself, all my preconceived notions of myself so much that my ego was freaking out so it tried to invent danger so I would have to be more primal to defend myself and go look out look out over there there's danger instead of me going man what the fuck is life what is this what is what is the energy that courses through your body what is the purpose of the human race like what are we moving towards why are we so committed to innovation technology had all these crazy thoughts where I was trying to figure out what the purpose of the activities of the human race were that it was so bizarrely different than my normal pattern of thought that my mind just started coming up with all sorts of weird paranoid ideas with things it took me like two weeks before I normalized and after two weeks I felt norm and I didn't do DMT again for years after that so years comedians have come on and talked about it is it is it just I'm obviously asking you because I'm ignorant is is is DMT isn't that the chemical your body releases as you die?

[2071] They think your body releases it as you die, but they don't really know.

[2072] They know that your body makes it.

[2073] They know that your liver makes it, your lungs make it, and they think that your pineal gland makes it, which is your third eye.

[2074] And reptiles, it actually has a retina and a lens.

[2075] Really?

[2076] Yeah.

[2077] The pineal gland, it sits in the center of your brain, literally is your third eye.

[2078] Like if you look at like a third eye in the Eastern mysticism, that's where the pineal gland is.

[2079] And now they know that rats, while they're alive, produce DNA.

[2080] EMT in the pineal gland.

[2081] This is a new study that was done.

[2082] I think this research was published over the last five or six years.

[2083] So because of the fact they know that now, they're assuming that human beings also produce it in the pineal gland, which would, you know, it kind of sort of verifies what everybody always thought the pineal gland is.

[2084] They would call it the seed of the soul, that this is where your journey to the afterlife begins in the pineal gland and that this chemical gateway opens up, and your soul...

[2085] You'd be the person to ask.

[2086] So, like, I've never done acid, coke, I'm weed.

[2087] I've done ecstasy a couple times, not for me. I've done shrooms a couple times where I enjoyed it, but after a while, I was like, okay, get the fuck out of here.

[2088] You know what I mean?

[2089] Like, it's enough.

[2090] It's enough.

[2091] I get it.

[2092] But a friend of mine, this was, when I first moved out here, we went and saw Pink Floyd at the Rose Bowl, and we take a bunch of weed and some drinks, and he's got a couple.

[2093] This guy and girl are going to meet us there.

[2094] and she brings shrooms and I'm just like I'm cool I'll pass but the three of them do the shrooms and we're in the middle of the concert and fuck it the pigs are inflated and they're bouncing and we're having a great fucking time and I look to my left over here and I look back to my right and my friend's gone he's gone and I hear screams and I look down and he's passed out okay he's gone into a seizure so Rose Bowl is the bleachers stadium seats so he what happened was he fell back and his feet got locked up under the bleacher in front of him so he's bent completely like this and these fucking idiots behind him i shouldn't say fucking idiots i don't blame them they got scared instead of catching them they moved out of the way so his head strikes the bleachers and he starts going into a fucking seizure and i'm like i've never seen anybody do this from shrooms and they're all yawning is he epileptic i said i don't know anything the girl that gave him to him she saw it and she just immediately had the, I mean, she started vomiting in her like $45 concert shirt.

[2095] She just, her trip went south immediately.

[2096] And I did not, I didn't know what to do.

[2097] And I just fucking punched him.

[2098] You punched him?

[2099] I punched the shit out of him in his face.

[2100] In his face, bro, right across the jaw.

[2101] And he woke up.

[2102] And he's like, what the fuck happened?

[2103] I was like, you just passed out and had a seizure.

[2104] He's like, how long was I out?

[2105] I was like, how long do you think you were out?

[2106] And he's like, two minutes.

[2107] I was like, it's about 15 seconds, dude.

[2108] And he's like, holy shit.

[2109] And then he was fine after that.

[2110] But I've never seen.

[2111] Yeah.

[2112] I don't know if the head striking the bleachers is what caused the seizure or, but he just had this moment where he just passed out from shrooms.

[2113] I've never seen that before.

[2114] It does happen.

[2115] People get knocked out and they seizure.

[2116] That does happen.

[2117] I've seen that before.

[2118] Their toes lock up.

[2119] One of the things is people get punched and knocked out, their toes lock up.

[2120] Really?

[2121] Their whole body like, yeah.

[2122] I know about the arms that go up like this.

[2123] Yeah.

[2124] This shit's dangerous.

[2125] This, their arms extend.

[2126] Yeah, just extend.

[2127] It happens all the time and fights.

[2128] I uh the weirdest thing this this is make me laugh this the weirdest thing i've ever seen on weed you know smoking weed so i'm a orio fan i'm a raven's fan and and back in the day i'd go to anaheim by myself to see the orioles and uh play the angels and this nothing was built around there then it's a dirt lot i go buy a a scalp ticket a single from this dude and then i'd go across the street to like four dollar parking in where like it's a business complex like ladwp they're all in there but the buildings are in a square and the parking's all in the middle and it's just me and a friend of mine one time he's like hey he's a cubs fan he's like I know you're going to go uh to the game today I love baseball you mind if I roll with you I'm like no man let's go do it together so we go out and it's early you know it's a one o 'clock game so we're getting out there like 11 and the two of us are sitting in the middle of this empty parking lot of hundreds of spaces we're smoke we got sand chairs smoking joints drinking a little beer in the parking lot tailgate before we go into the game like a hundred and 50 yards down this corner this fucking pickup truck hops the curb and I mean like a hundred miles an hour is gunning right at us you know again with your friends it happens so quick we're like rip our chairs like the fuck's going on and you know those like those Cadillac commercials the on the dry lake beds with the mirage and it's humming right at you that's what this fucking thing looks like and it's a big ass truck and it pulls up and it parks like just four spaces to our left this hundreds of spaces and we're looking at you like what the fuck this lady gets out and she's like what's up we're like what's up and she pops the tailgate down and it's all happening so fast it's obviously her shit because she's just fluid doing everything she grabs this thing snaps it open it's a big ass wheelchair and we're like what the fuck is going on she goes over the passion door she opens the door up and she gets her friend out who doesn't have legs and we're like what the fuck is happening right now she sets her friend in the wheelchair and she's like you guys got weed you got beer we got fucking jello shots let's do it.

[2129] We partied our ass off with these ladies.

[2130] I was so high.

[2131] I was like, is there something?

[2132] Out of nowhere, dude.

[2133] Just decided to party with you.

[2134] We're pulling in here.

[2135] You're here.

[2136] We're here.

[2137] She doesn't have legs.

[2138] We're fucking doing this.

[2139] And we were like, holy shit.

[2140] They had gelette.

[2141] They were the nicest cold.

[2142] Everyone knew her.

[2143] You know, she was up rolling with her.

[2144] Like, what's up, Theresa?

[2145] You know, doing that.

[2146] She's like, hey.

[2147] You know, and she's sticking shit under her blanket.

[2148] I was like, it's the weirdest shit I think I've ever seen when I've been smoking marijuana right there.

[2149] Well, once you're, when partying is happening, the normal rules of life kind of go out the window.

[2150] The weird shit happens.

[2151] But I'm a yes and guy.

[2152] I like the story.

[2153] Like I wasn't going to be like, let's pack our shit up and get the fuck out of here.

[2154] I was like, let's stay here and party with these two.

[2155] Doesn't seem too dangerous.

[2156] No. Two ladies.

[2157] One of them's got no legs.

[2158] How about it?

[2159] One of them was a crazy driver.

[2160] So that, but what she told me, she's like, you got a Cherokee.

[2161] I go, how'd you get in down there?

[2162] She goes, you can hop the curb down there and park back here for free.

[2163] I did that for two more seasons, all that off that tip of her.

[2164] Oh, right.

[2165] So she just, it was big enough.

[2166] She didn't have to go, right, because she has a four -wheel drive.

[2167] Pop it right over the curb and go.

[2168] She was the shit, man. Clever lady.

[2169] Clever girl.

[2170] Yeah, partying.

[2171] It's not good for you, but it makes some good goddamn memories.

[2172] I remember, it took me, when I first started, I was a late bloomer on weed.

[2173] I was 21 when I started smoking.

[2174] I was 30.

[2175] Yeah, you were late.

[2176] And it took me a month.

[2177] Like, I was ignorant to the whole idea of just having to learn how to smoke, have to take smoke into my lungs.

[2178] You know, just, you don't, I didn't even dawn on me. And I would just be like, oh, it's taking it in.

[2179] I won't call for anything.

[2180] So it took like a month before I got high.

[2181] And the first time I got high, I remember freaking the fuck out.

[2182] And I was trying to talk myself through it.

[2183] Like, it's a plant.

[2184] You can't overdose unless you smoke your body weight.

[2185] At least I heard that one time.

[2186] I don't know if that's true.

[2187] Even a newborn preem you can't do it.

[2188] I'm saying this shit to myself.

[2189] But I kept asking questions out loud.

[2190] Like, you guys hear my heart beating?

[2191] I was so scared.

[2192] I was like, I'm dying.

[2193] And no one's even taking me too high.

[2194] Oswald was kind of fucked up guys.

[2195] They were like, shut the fuck up, go to downstairs.

[2196] Dude, you're brand new.

[2197] My stepdad smoked weed, and we stole it once when I was in high school.

[2198] And me and my girlfriend and my friend Josh smoked pot over my girlfriend's house.

[2199] And we were 16?

[2200] I think I was 16.

[2201] My girlfriend was 15.

[2202] And we got so high that we would wake up in the kitchen and then wake up in the living room.

[2203] Like we would be missing time.

[2204] We'd be missing.

[2205] Like, how did we get here?

[2206] Like, I'll never forget that.

[2207] Like, when you're 16, you don't really get paranoid because you're not worried too much about stuff.

[2208] You're too stupid.

[2209] Your brain hasn't fully formed yet, you know?

[2210] And I didn't really understand pot.

[2211] I don't have no idea how much we smoked.

[2212] We just kept smoking it.

[2213] You know, when you're 16, you don't know to stop.

[2214] You just keep smoking.

[2215] And I just remember, like, my whole body was tingling, and we were, like, lying on the couch together, and we, like, couldn't move.

[2216] We're like, oh, my God, I can't move.

[2217] then all of a sudden we were in the kitchen, standing in front of the refrigerator.

[2218] I'm like, how did we get here?

[2219] How did we get here?

[2220] Yeah, we were, we were too high.

[2221] We just didn't know what, we did no idea what was happening.

[2222] That's the one thing that's cool about getting people high that don't get high is you get to see that overwhelming rush where they don't really know what this is or what to do.

[2223] Chris McGuire, I got him high once.

[2224] You know Chris?

[2225] No. Stand -up comic?

[2226] Funny guy.

[2227] He produces a bunch of TV shows now.

[2228] He's one of the, he produces, I think he's the executive producer of that Snoop Dog and the show of Martha Stewart.

[2229] Oh, yeah, okay.

[2230] Anyway, got him high.

[2231] And he's like, I think there's something else in this pot.

[2232] I think there's something else in it.

[2233] No, no, no, no, it's just, that's what pot's like today.

[2234] He's like, no, no, no, no, this isn't pot.

[2235] This isn't pot.

[2236] This isn't pot.

[2237] This is more than pot.

[2238] Like, no, this is a pot.

[2239] This is what pot is now.

[2240] Pot is now a different thing.

[2241] It's like, you go.

[2242] Totally.

[2243] You go back to some pot from the 1960s, those hippies, they didn't know what the fuck they're smoking bullshit.

[2244] Yeah.

[2245] This pot today is scientifically organized.

[2246] So my uncle, he's in his 80s, he's got stage 4 cancer.

[2247] He's on his way out and he's not eating at all.

[2248] It's a couple weeks now.

[2249] He hasn't had a bite to eat in like two weeks.

[2250] And my cousin takes care of him and he's like, I'm thinking about giving him weed.

[2251] I'm like, give him wheat.

[2252] Give him to him.

[2253] He's fucking 80 couple years old.

[2254] He's got staged, what does it matter at this point?

[2255] Like, heroin, give whatever the fuck he wants to put him at rest.

[2256] He's like, I think I'm going to give him weed.

[2257] I'm like, let him smoke some.

[2258] He used to smoke a pipe, let him smoke a little bit.

[2259] but so he goes down and he gives him some weed and he smokes it and um he's like i'm just going to stay here with you for a few hours and a few hours go by he's like how do you feel he's like i don't really feel anything but i'm tired i think i'm going to go to bed and the next day my cousin goes back to see him with some more weed and he's like how was last night he goes i didn't feel weird he goes but i slept like a baby and he's like all right good let's let's try this again day two not eating after almost two weeks nothing smokes weed and he's sitting with him for a couple hours he's like how do you feel like you go you know I think I could eat and he ate and he ate a fucking plate of spaghetti and meatballs heavy ass meatballs boom on day two from smoking marijuana and I was like keep because Maryland's way behind I think they finally just have their first and only legal dispensary and he's the prime candidate for that shit you know what I mean I'm like go get him a prescription now and just let him smoke himself on the way out that's one of the saddest things about it being illegal and stigmatized for so long there's so many people with diseases and arthritis, inflammation, all sorts of problems that have just been just, you know, just told that they can't, you know, they can't have this one thing that's going to give them relief.

[2260] It's not hurting anybody.

[2261] It's just a plant.

[2262] I got some CBD cream on my back right now.

[2263] It's fucking works.

[2264] It's phenomenal.

[2265] That stuff's amazing.

[2266] I can't even get over it.

[2267] No side effects.

[2268] I'm new to the CBD side of it, and I'm just like, man, it really fucking works.

[2269] Dude, I carry this shit with me everywhere.

[2270] Right in the fanny pack.

[2271] I got this Liberty.

[2272] lotion this stuff right here oh yeah I love that stuff I started using it when I was I had some tendonitis that's I've healed it since but I had some tendinitis on my elbow and I started using that and I was like how many times a week whenever you could use it whenever it doesn't hurt and the next day you feel or how pretty quick you feel real quick I feel this pretty quickly yeah I had a bit of a pulled muscle on the outside of my hip it was real stiff and it was bothering me I put some of that shit on before I went to bed I woke up in the morning I was like what did it go away it was weird.

[2273] I went to bed with it.

[2274] It was aching.

[2275] And I woke up in the morning, nothing.

[2276] Yeah, it's powerful.

[2277] I just slathered that stuff all up on there.

[2278] It just reduces inflammation.

[2279] I'm going to write that one down.

[2280] And here's the thing is one of my sponsors.

[2281] Here, you can have that one.

[2282] Thank you.

[2283] And here's the thing.

[2284] It doesn't hurt.

[2285] It's sore joints and, you know, problems with muscles.

[2286] That stuff's amazing.

[2287] It just loosens you up.

[2288] And it doesn't hurt you.

[2289] It doesn't fuck you up.

[2290] It doesn't get you high.

[2291] You feel exactly the same.

[2292] And some people would take it orally.

[2293] I take it orally occasionally, but most of the time I just rub it on like any part that's sore but when you take it orally like people they find that it relieves anxiety it helps them relax and it doesn't fuck you up but you can drive it's not like you're high you're paranoid it just chills you out a little bit just calms you down i just got a CBD vape pen i've tried to vape so the vape pens don't work well for me the marijuana ones i plant works well for my system uh even edibles don't really i took two stars of death in front of joie dyes didn't do a day he goes it's a shame you don't do anything to you.

[2294] This fucking guy, he doesn't get high on him.

[2295] It's weird.

[2296] Jamie, has one of those weird bodies where he can eat, like, what's the most amount of edibles he've ever eaten?

[2297] Thirteen hundred milligram?

[2298] Jesus.

[2299] See, that's what, here's what I feel like.

[2300] I feel like I would have to figure out what that number is, go past that point, and then dial it back from there, and I don't really want to go past that fucking point.

[2301] You know, 1300's insane.

[2302] I was trying to test to see what it took to...

[2303] But that's when you felt it?

[2304] I don't know that I did.

[2305] I'm sure I did a little bit obviously I had to have like I did it again I took a thousand and played video games and like five hours in it was just it was really tough to play games I was just like I didn't care I didn't want to sit there anymore so it's hard to keep my attention on it so it obviously worked at some point right but it wasn't freak I wasn't freaking out or anything like you can't describe I can't take more than a hundred I go into the hundreds and I start getting weirded out like I like I'm a 25 to 50 milligram guy because it gives me a little high just get a little high just get a little high and I'm fine unless I'm want to go into the tank I'll go I'll take a hundred and go in the tank but when I get in there I'm like oh just let me lie down and I just let me lie down and I literally started thinking about things I did when I was 14 like why did I say that why did I do that like hey man forgive yourself you were 14 stop eating yourself up you're 14 but I literally will think about stupid shit that I did when I was a little kid it's it's so it just it forces you to examine anything in your life that you might have pushed aside Yeah.

[2306] Like, you have to come to grips and make restitution and figure out what the fuck you did that for and why did you have those thoughts and why did you behave that way and, you know, how are you different now and how have you grown past that?

[2307] That's the thing about marijuana that it's a really high, it's a, there's a lot of it, people say it makes you paranoid and it certainly does.

[2308] But I think a lot of what that is is just making you aware of things you're trying to not think about.

[2309] It's convenient for you in normal life to not think about.

[2310] those things.

[2311] But as soon as you get high, marijuana's like, hey, there's some shit that's bothering you and you're not even thinking about it.

[2312] Hey, come with me. We're going to the back of your head and I'm going to shine a light on this.

[2313] Yeah.

[2314] Look at all this stuff.

[2315] What are you going to do with that?

[2316] To dress this, motherfucker.

[2317] How about you clean this shit up?

[2318] Yeah.

[2319] Yeah.

[2320] Those pens, do you like them?

[2321] Have you tried them?

[2322] I have.

[2323] I'm not a fan.

[2324] I occasionally will use a pen, but I prefer smoking joints.

[2325] Yep.

[2326] That's what I like.

[2327] That's it.

[2328] Yeah.

[2329] That's it.

[2330] I, um, so When, from time to time, I'll clean out my, just my place, I believe, and just getting cluttered, opens up so many different avenues to bring other things in.

[2331] So I, instead of just throwing it all away, I make a game out of it.

[2332] So I go out to the Pasadena Rose Bowl and I just sell my shit.

[2333] I just sit there in a parking space and half by myself and I fucking sell garbage.

[2334] And my goal every time is to sell everything.

[2335] Whatever I don't sell, I swing by Goodwill.

[2336] I donate it.

[2337] And then I'm out of there.

[2338] have you made doing that?

[2339] Well, I would average $350, which is a solid four or five hour day out there having fun.

[2340] You see, I want to people watching the goofs because you see a lot of, you see, it's interesting.

[2341] It's a weird social experiment because you see the people that are addicts to whatever it is, shoes, belts, leather, whatever.

[2342] Then you see people who are addicted to the sale.

[2343] Oh, that's just too good to pass up.

[2344] I don't need that fucking iron, but it's 50 cents.

[2345] I'm buying that motherfucker.

[2346] You know, I mean and you're like wow so you see you're like oh okay you really like you want all my leather goods you know they'll come running to you from musical instruments and jeans or the that's the first wave of people they're sprinting through you have genes you have musical instruments so I just take shit my average was 300 bucks as my my daughter's mother and we were I was like I'm just going to sell all her shit and she's like you're not going to make a lot of money I'm like I'll make at least 350 bucks it's a fun day throw it toward some baby stuff you know so I go out and you got to it out there before the sun's up you know and and you've got all kinds of people out there they're praying to mecca before the sun comes up and shit you're like wow this is a whole universe of different fucking people not only the sellers the buyers and this the rose bowl it's the rose bowl it's the second sunday of every month yeah what do they call it the pasadena flea market and it's at the rose bowl do you have to have a license you buy a permit and basically your park your space is a parking space and a half that's all you get it's narrow so people are right on top of you So I pull the truck in And then I just set everything up behind it So I can chill on the truck And I just put blankets down I'm like five out of the blanket I just start yelling everything Like got books got CDs People still buy cassettes When are you doing this again I'm ready to do it now I got so much of you like Yeah I want to watch It's so much fucking fun So I get out in the lane And I also play a game too Like a friend of mine He would go once in a while I'm like all right Let's pick the fucking item You should never be able to sell But our goal is you got to fucking sell I had a VHS self -prostate exam, a VHS cassette, and I was like, I'm going to sell this.

[2347] He's like, you're definitely not going to sell that today.

[2348] And I packaged it with a little roll away, and I was like, by the way, this is a hilarious Father's Day prank.

[2349] She's like, that's great, how much?

[2350] I was like a buck, bought it, boom.

[2351] But I just get out there and I yell, you know, because I sold a leather jacket, and this guy came sprinting over, do you any more leather goods?

[2352] I'm like, I'm not, no, I just had one leather jacket.

[2353] And I'm like, I'm out there, like, so my whole thing is, I set it all up, and I don't bring plant, because you can smell that.

[2354] a mile away so I bring these little you know that brought this vape pen and I'm hitting the fucking thing and I'm hitting the thing and I'm all set up now I got a a $10 table a $5 blanket and shit and whatever it doesn't sell by about 1130 noon I start now it's a $2 blanket now it's a dollar blanket everything's and I'm so now everything's a dollar who you bullshit and then they come running over and they'll buy books I'm like can I get four of these for a dollar I'm like yep so I'm hitting this vape pen and I start to feel this sensation in my chest and it spreads to my arms and it's almost like like I'm almost powerless I can't I can't raise my arms and I see the circle start to close and I'm like oh no I'm by myself like there's no fucking way breathe through this shit and I'm just like don't pass out don't and I've never passed out but that circle was fucking closing and I caught myself and I was able to keep with it and I was texting you know my daughter's my like some shit you know it's It's fucking 6 a .m. She's just dead asleep.

[2355] Like, if I, if you don't hear from me in 30 minutes, you know, I'm texting weird shit.

[2356] so I sell I get back to myself and I start selling shit and by the end of that day I fucking sold the table I brought to bring the shit on I went home with nothing and I get home and she's like how'd you do and I go not as good as I thought I would because I thought I'd make 350 so they start telling me that everybody in the apartment complex had bets against me of what I would make and I was like what was the top to like 150 I fucking threw $650 on that table I was like that's a good motherfucking day out at the Fort Rose Bowl P .S. almost died.

[2357] So I tell my friend about that, who he grows marijuana.

[2358] He smokes from the time he gets up to the time he goes to bed.

[2359] And I was like, I'm hitting one of these pens this weekend at the thing.

[2360] He goes, let me tell you how that ends.

[2361] I go, what do you mean?

[2362] He goes, I hit one this weekend at a wedding.

[2363] Same fucking thing.

[2364] He went into a seizure.

[2365] They took them to a hospital from the wedding.

[2366] All these people seizure.

[2367] Seizure.

[2368] And I'm like, what he said for a good 15 minutes when they were like, at the hospital.

[2369] He didn't know what a hospital was.

[2370] He said it took him a minute to come back to himself.

[2371] Wow.

[2372] And I was, so I just recently tried a new one again.

[2373] I was like, let me just try it like an idiot.

[2374] But for like a good two weeks, I had that feeling of like I didn't have my strength.

[2375] You know what I mean?

[2376] Like I couldn't.

[2377] Yeah, it was so weird all across this.

[2378] Do you think it's all the vape pen?

[2379] What is in the vape?

[2380] What is in that stuff?

[2381] Because there's a bunch of oils and stuff that they used to make that.

[2382] There was wax it.

[2383] Like, that's what they all tell you.

[2384] We can't tell you.

[2385] I did Todd Glass the podcast a while ago, and I was like, dude, you've had a heart attack.

[2386] You shouldn't be smoking those pens.

[2387] And as I'm telling him that story, his producer's got this look in his eye and go, I can tell.

[2388] He's like, dude.

[2389] When did Todd have a heart attack?

[2390] So a little while ago, a few years back.

[2391] I didn't know.

[2392] Yeah, young.

[2393] And his producer was like, step by step what you're saying to me happened to me. And Todd Glass took that moment through that shit over his shoulder.

[2394] I was like, dude, get rid of that thing.

[2395] Yeah, just regular weeds.

[2396] That's it.

[2397] Plant, man. Stop playing around.

[2398] There's no. You don't need anything.

[2399] Anything else?

[2400] Yeah, the people are always giving me stuff, and I was like, look, I just like joints.

[2401] And sometimes I like blunts.

[2402] I like blunts.

[2403] This is the latest thing with tobacco on the outside.

[2404] See, I don't like that.

[2405] I like it.

[2406] The thing I never liked about the blunts was I really like the taste of weed.

[2407] And that old Phillies, like that wrapper, it dominates the flavor.

[2408] Right.

[2409] It's like cilantro.

[2410] You know what I mean?

[2411] You don't taste anything but that.

[2412] Yeah, yeah.

[2413] Geneo from L .A. Speed Week.

[2414] Yeah, yeah.

[2415] He's got the shit.

[2416] And that stuff is this stuff.

[2417] It's got some sort of a nice tobacco leaf outside, but powerful weed inside.

[2418] You're just got to be careful of how many hits you take.

[2419] Yeah, I bet.

[2420] Yeah, that fucking looks.

[2421] But it gives you like a little elevated thing, too.

[2422] Like I had, Charlie Murphy was always into them, and that's how I first got introduced to Blunts.

[2423] I was hanging out with Charlie.

[2424] We did a tour together, and when we would get high together, Charlie was always rolling Blunts.

[2425] I was like, all right, I'll try it.

[2426] And I was like, wow, this is interesting.

[2427] I'm like, it's different.

[2428] It's like, it's different, right?

[2429] I go, it's different.

[2430] It's like it's weed, but it's also something else, you know?

[2431] It's got a little extra kick.

[2432] But, yeah, this pen thing and just people are always trying to find new ways to get fucked up.

[2433] Like, there's enough ways.

[2434] They're already established.

[2435] Yeah, the joints are the best.

[2436] I mean, I was telling you about those doctors when we were talking before the show.

[2437] And the thing he said about smoking a bowl is just the only thing you have to worry about is the butane.

[2438] and you're sucking in from the lighter.

[2439] It's not the, you know, smoking in glass.

[2440] Don't put it in like.

[2441] You can taste it.

[2442] Yeah, you can absolutely.

[2443] I just saw a lighter the other day at a shop that was alcohol.

[2444] I've never seen that before.

[2445] And I don't know if that's, I don't know if that's any better for you or not, but it was an alcohol lighter instead of a butane lighter.

[2446] I imagine it would be better.

[2447] But I've used matches before for that very reason because I could smell.

[2448] Yeah.

[2449] Yeah, like that's with cigars.

[2450] Like, you're not supposed to light a cigar with a butane lighter.

[2451] They stink.

[2452] Right.

[2453] And you're supposed to light it.

[2454] They, the real cigar dorks, they'll take a cigar or, lighter rather and they'll light a piece of cedar and then they'll use that piece of cedar to light the the cigar with so there's no bullshit no no bullshit fumes they'll take a match light the cedar and then take that cedar light the cigar yeah I'm not a blunt fan though but I get it I've smoked enough of them but I'm like I really like the that's why I like joints because you can taste the weed I enjoy the taste of marijuana yeah I do too especially that good California weed stuff we're getting today It's like It's nice It's nice We're living a good time We do living a damn good time I got to wrap this up It's 3 o 'clock Ryan you're good man I'm glad we finally did this brother Yeah thank you so much Let's do it again I would love to tell people about your podcast Crab Feast Yeah the Crab Feast Go tocraffeast .com Subscribe every Tuesday we're out and I'm Ryan Sickler on all social media Ryan Sickler.

[2455] And where can they catch you on tour hilarious stand -up comedian too by the way Right now I'm just in L .A I'm at the comedy store Actually tonight Hey, I got some dates.

[2456] I'm at...

[2457] What time you at the store at night?

[2458] I'm 10 .30 tonight.

[2459] I'm there next week in the main room at 8 .30.

[2460] And I'm at the Hollywood...

[2461] On the 14th.

[2462] And I'm at the Hollywood Improv on the 16th.

[2463] Woo!

[2464] That's it, folks.

[2465] Goodbye, everybody.

[2466] See you, fuckers in Chicago.