#144 - Eddie Bravo

[0] The Joe Rogan experience.

[1] We just mixed a bunch of shit, man. We mixed some shit called Moon Rocks and with some other stuff.

[2] Was Moon Rock Sativa, or was that also...

[3] Oh, no, there's an OG Indica.

[4] Oh, Jesus.

[5] There's a deep couch -lock weed.

[6] And then we mixed it in with that other stuff.

[7] No, Susquehanna today.

[8] You brought up the big shit.

[9] I got to give it to it.

[10] You didn't bring out that orange, with that blueberry orange from 2005?

[11] We're not fucking right.

[12] Did you throw that away?

[13] I got rid of that stuff.

[14] It was the best shit back in 2005.

[15] It was.

[16] It was before train rack.

[17] When I first started buying weed before we had licenses, I would always buy mad quantities because I didn't want to have to deal with those dudes, but I always had just way too much weed laying around.

[18] Dude.

[19] It was incredible.

[20] It's a funny subject, this marijuana, and there's a lot of controversy behind it.

[21] And I'm not giving in.

[22] I'm tired of it.

[23] It's a stupid, topic.

[24] It's a bunch of people for whatever reason care about what other people are doing.

[25] And there's always the same tired -ass fucking argument about, what about children?

[26] You're setting an example to the children.

[27] To what?

[28] To eventually be a person who's an adult who enjoys marijuana?

[29] That's life.

[30] That is real life.

[31] Like why we have to pretend that to hide that?

[32] Parent your fucking kids and don't let them do anything until they're in their 20s.

[33] I don't think kids should be getting drunk.

[34] I think you barely can keep your fucking shit together as a teenager, as it is, emotionally, psychologically, to get drunk on top of that.

[35] I mean, I did it.

[36] I know you did it.

[37] But it's a terrible idea.

[38] If I was going to be honest with my kids, I would say, don't get drunk.

[39] Don't get high.

[40] Don't do shit while you're developing.

[41] Become a man first, you know?

[42] People ask me why I'm so vocal about it.

[43] And the reason I'm vocal about it is because I can get thrown in jail for it.

[44] So I'm going to be vocal about it until there's absolutely no possibility that I can get thrown in jail.

[45] And this is for the kids, too.

[46] I'm fucking making a stand here.

[47] You're making a stand here in the future by the time the kids are 18, 19, 20.

[48] Hopefully it'll be legal.

[49] So we're doing this for the kids.

[50] But, you know, I'm a big fan of Coca -Cola.

[51] I love Coke.

[52] But I never talk about it.

[53] But if it was illegal, if it was illegal to drink soda and you can get thrown in jail for it, I'd be talking about it every goddamn damn.

[54] I'm like, I'm drinking this fucking soda.

[55] I'll be videotaping me drinking.

[56] soda.

[57] It's okay.

[58] Why are we being thrown in jail?

[59] Look, I'm a productive guy drinking Coke, but you know what?

[60] It's legal.

[61] I'm not talking about it.

[62] And when weed is legal 100 % all the way through, I'm going to shut the fuck up about it.

[63] Watch.

[64] I'm not going to shut up about it.

[65] It's a positive thing.

[66] And that's what people aren't willing to accept.

[67] So many people want to think that it's a negative, it shows a negative image or it sends a negative message that you need something to get through your life with.

[68] And that's not what anybody's saying you don't need it you don't need it but it's good it's that simple it's the wonder drug for me like instead of taking time I'll smoke some weed instead of doing this it's so safe weed is so safe that if you smoke too much you might call the cops on yourself you're not going to call the cops on yourself if you do a lot of heroin or you get too drunk imagine getting too drunk or you're calling the cops on yourself on weed you call the cops on yourself sometimes you know yeah weed is the safest of all of them and it's the most introspect of all of them.

[69] You know, alcohol doesn't make you introspective.

[70] It makes you an asshole.

[71] But weed makes you, like, sensitive about the things that you're saying.

[72] It makes you more aware of when you're being socially awkward.

[73] You know, you feel the sting of, you know, weird shit coming out of your mouth.

[74] Whereas when you're drunk, you don't give a fuck.

[75] It just comes...

[76] It just pours out.

[77] You know, it's an amazing thing that so many people believe different.

[78] And, yeah, it can fuck up your life.

[79] There's people that can smoke pot and become losers.

[80] But guess what?

[81] They would have been losers anyway.

[82] That's really what it is.

[83] It's like what you're saying is the lazy people with no ambition who aren't that bright, pot gets a hold of them.

[84] It's going to make, it's going to fuck up their life.

[85] Well, guess what?

[86] Their life is already fucked up.

[87] If you, you know, you come to certain roadblocks or certain things in your life where you have to sort of make decisions about your behavior, where you sort of have to reassess yourself.

[88] And if you can't get through the weed hurdle, really, How the fuck are you going to deal with the real world if you can't get through the hurdle of weed?

[89] Because weed to me is the truth.

[90] That's what it is.

[91] When I smoke pot, yeah, I can say a lot of silly shit and you get weird and start talking about the universe.

[92] But what it is to me is the truth.

[93] Anything that's bullshit, anything that's a lie, anything that's like blatantly misleading when you're high is just glaring.

[94] Like acting is glaring.

[95] If you go to see a movie high and they're bad actors, it's glaring.

[96] If you watch a political speech when you're high, it's glaring.

[97] You feel the bullshit where you're like, what the fuck am I listening to?

[98] It's like offensive to you.

[99] People have the wrong impression, man. And it's a shame.

[100] It really is a shame.

[101] It's not that everyone should do it.

[102] You don't have to do it.

[103] But you shouldn't be upset if someone's telling you an honest interpretation of the positive experiences they have on it.

[104] And people will go, well, you know, why do you always have to talk about?

[105] It's fucking annoying.

[106] All you guys ever fucking talk about is we.

[107] Because there's still people out there that are arguing against it.

[108] There's still people out there that don't get it.

[109] It's a personal choice issue.

[110] You're a human being.

[111] And it's the most Republican of all ideas.

[112] Stay the fuck out of my private life.

[113] Stay the fuck out of my personal life.

[114] Don't get let government get too big.

[115] Well, this is exactly what this is.

[116] This is only something that's being pushed into illegality by gigantic corporations.

[117] It's the only way in this day and age that it would still be illegal.

[118] There's resistance because people are making money with it being illegal.

[119] It's that simple.

[120] And when you look at the movie Reefer Madness, it was made back in the 30s.

[121] It was produced by the government.

[122] And if you look at that and you see where it all came from it all came that was the beginning was actually made by alcohol companies yeah in the beginning in the beginning um they they they tried to scare everybody by saying that weed made you kill it made you crazy you'll jump out of windows you'll kill people they made lots of movies they made a whole bunch of them in the 30s that was the reaper madness propaganda it worked any negative negative thought you have about weed it stems from that propaganda from the 30s.

[123] It's not a conspiracy theory.

[124] There's many movies out there that you could watch.

[125] You could watch them on YouTube.

[126] That's where it started.

[127] The reason why they don't say that you go crazy and you jump out of windows and you kill people and all that shit anymore is because people got hip to it.

[128] They believed it in the 30s and the 40s.

[129] But then, you know, people were smoking weed in the 50s and 60s.

[130] They were like, it's not making me crazy.

[131] This is actually pretty cool.

[132] So they had to change their stance.

[133] Slowly it evolved from, weed kills you.

[134] to weed makes you worthless.

[135] You know, that's all, because, you know, they have a lot of examples because there are a lot of potheads who are worthless, but they're just worthless people, you know what I mean?

[136] So they just focus on that.

[137] Any negative thought you have for weed and marijuana, it's because you, we've all been brainwashed.

[138] I used to be the biggest weed hater ever until I was 28.

[139] My whole life, I couldn't stand potheads.

[140] They made me sick.

[141] I was just like all those guys on the underground who were riding all that.

[142] that shit.

[143] I would have been doing that.

[144] I would have been doing the same fucking thing.

[145] I was annoyed.

[146] Every band I was in had one or two podheads.

[147] They fuck up on stage or they fuck up rehearsing.

[148] I would blame the weed.

[149] I go, dude, you got a, you're fucking high.

[150] You fucking smoking weed?

[151] You can't play bass in smoke weed.

[152] I was so clueless.

[153] I didn't have any idea because every now and then I'd get talked into smoking weed.

[154] There was a high school moment.

[155] There was a moment when I was 23, 24, where I freaked the fuck out.

[156] I got all paranoid.

[157] And I freaked down and I hate it.

[158] And weed, what happens when you're high is, it's like a roaring river of information that just flooded into your brain.

[159] Some people don't want to ride those wild rapids.

[160] They're like, fuck that.

[161] I'll stay in the tent.

[162] Some people like, yeah, let's ride that wild rapid and just absorb that energy and use it, you know, to benefit yourself.

[163] Some people, you know, when you get paranoid, I still get paranoid every now and then.

[164] Every now and then, that fucking roaring river, I don't want to do that.

[165] You know what I mean?

[166] I just, I just want to, you know, I'm not into it.

[167] So, you know, it's all, like the paranoia and, you know, feeling iry to opposite ends of the spectrum, it's all up to you with the weed.

[168] It's all up when you smoke weed.

[169] If you can get paranoid, if you can't handle all that information, you want to suppress a lot of that shit, don't get high.

[170] If you've got a lot of crazy, stressful things on your mind, things that are making you nervous, you've got to talk to some people, but you don't know how to say you might get fired from your job or your wife, you know, might be cheating on you or whatever.

[171] you're thinking about all that shit, if you smoke weed, you're going to focus on that.

[172] You know, so I recommend that you start smoking weed around 28, 30.

[173] I never recommend weed to kids.

[174] I never do.

[175] I think it's best if you're fully developed, you know who you are, you know what kind of person you are, especially if you're an artist.

[176] You have a lifetime of art, and then at 28, you see how your art changes.

[177] Whatever art you do, it'll change.

[178] So you'll appreciate it the later you wait.

[179] say wait to 30.

[180] Jack Herrera, the greatest hemp activist out there, started smoking weed when he was 35.

[181] He was totally anti -weed just like me, just like Joe.

[182] Joe hated potheads.

[183] We were all just like you.

[184] All those guys that think they're fucking throwing up in their mouth right now and they're sick of me and Joe talking.

[185] All those guys, we were just like you.

[186] Smart motherfuckers.

[187] You guys are smart.

[188] But that we were brainwashed by the motherfucking government.

[189] We were brainwashed.

[190] It's really simple.

[191] So you should be happy that we're trying to tell you the truth.

[192] Don't deny the truth.

[193] We're telling you the truth, man. And it's not some crazy alien conspiracy.

[194] This is some real shit.

[195] And by the way, it's only our subjective truth.

[196] If your truth is different than my truth, if you do pot and you don't like it, like Stanhope, Stanhope just doesn't like weed.

[197] He doesn't like it.

[198] He doesn't like the feeling, which is fine.

[199] No one's forcing you to do it.

[200] The real problem is when people are upset at other people doing something.

[201] It doesn't affect them.

[202] But they get upset at it.

[203] They see that possible potential weakness.

[204] in themselves and so they lash out at it when they see it in someone else i really think that's what it is you know they're scared themselves that it's uh it's their future that they could get they get hooked on a drug too and that's how they look at it it's kind of kind of cool that uh talking about mushrooms uh the mushrooms was on a cartoon the other day on a uh a family guy like sunday nine o 'clock eight 30 they uh brian found a bag of mushrooms and they showed the mushrooms that looked like the mushrooms and then he ate them and went on to this huge mushroom trip.

[205] And the whole episode was about Brian, like, shrooming, like, in the majority of it.

[206] And it was kind of interesting to see that, that actually they had that on a regular show on TV.

[207] Was that the first time that maybe, like, a primetime show actually dealt with mushrooms?

[208] Well, on Simpsons, the Homer Simpson went into a chili cookoff.

[209] Right.

[210] And he ate a cycle.

[211] But that was always kind of like, yeah, this is like mushrooms, you know.

[212] It wasn't like him eating a mushroom, though, was it?

[213] It was him tripping out.

[214] He ate some sort of psychedelic peppers.

[215] Pepper, yeah.

[216] Remember?

[217] And the peppers made him have these crazy trips.

[218] It was the most awesome Simpsons ever.

[219] Yeah, so they've done that before.

[220] You would love this.

[221] I mean, it doesn't really make mushrooms look great.

[222] Like, it's not what I see when I shirm on mushrooms, but it's definitely fun to watch while shirming, I think.

[223] There's a new study on mushrooms that magic mushrooms make you a better person.

[224] And it stays with you for a while.

[225] Yeah, this is crazy.

[226] So I think it's John Hopkins, yeah.

[227] Researchers led by Kathyn McLean, a postdoctoral student at John Hopkins University, analyzed personality data on 52 participants, average age of 46 years old, who had participated in the group's earlier research on the drug.

[228] These volunteers took psilocybin during two to five sessions at various doses under highly controlled conditions at the hospital.

[229] They were also given personality tests before taking psilocybin, and again, a couple months after each drug session, and then again, about a year later.

[230] And so what they're saying is that all these people have all said that it turns you into a better person.

[231] It had a positive effect on their personality.

[232] Think about...

[233] Some people went unchanged, it said.

[234] Think about the fact that, you know, a lot of people are saying, oh, you guys are just using the medical thing just as an excuse to smoke pot.

[235] Oh, you guys are, you know, faking your ailments just to get a medical marijuana card.

[236] Yes, we are dumb, dumb.

[237] We are.

[238] We have to go through the medical thing.

[239] This is the process of making it legal.

[240] Ultimately, there won't be a medical marijuana.

[241] It's just going to be adult use.

[242] We're not really faking it, though.

[243] I'm not faking it.

[244] I smoke weed for exactly what I tell the doctor.

[245] I'm saying a lot of people.

[246] I'm not saying you personally.

[247] I'm saying there are a lot of people that would say that would just fake or whatever.

[248] I'm not saying who, but I'm just saying, Yes, we have to get through the medical.

[249] It's a baby steps.

[250] Ultimately, it won't be medical marijuana.

[251] It's just going to be adult use.

[252] Because now it's not just, it's not just a neutral.

[253] It's actually, it's not like a vitamin.

[254] It's better than a vitamin.

[255] It actually cures diseases.

[256] It's better than just a vitamin or protein.

[257] I mean, it relieves glaucoma, for instance.

[258] And now they're finding so many, there are so many studies.

[259] of its, you know, reducing cancerous tumors and all that shit.

[260] Vitamins don't do this.

[261] This is a magic herb with no side effects.

[262] There's no side effects.

[263] No one's ever died from it.

[264] Why are you so worried about your kids doing it?

[265] Don't worry about it.

[266] I'm not, I have a son coming, and I'm going to tell him the truth.

[267] I'm not going to lie to him.

[268] I'm going to tell him the truth about weed, and I'm going to tell him that he should not smoke until he's 28 to 30.

[269] Why would you want him to wait so long, though?

[270] So that he could appreciate it more.

[271] There's a lot of potter.

[272] Dude, I've been smoking since the last 15, and I appreciate the fuck out of every time I smoke it.

[273] Not everybody, but there are some people, and I've met some people.

[274] You might not be the best example, son.

[275] Well, I would think, like, the order you get, when I get older, I've noticed I'm more concerned about my health, because your health starts to go when you're getting old.

[276] I think if I were to start smoking weed when I was 30, I would even be more freaked out.

[277] You say this, but yet, how do you smoke weed and smoke cigarettes at the same time?

[278] Because I got to think that if...

[279] Well, I don't do it on the same time.

[280] I have one in each hand, and I just go from back and forth.

[281] I would think that if I was smoking weed and I was also smoking cigarettes, the fact that I was smoking cigarettes would start to freak me out so bad that I would quit.

[282] I would realize like how ridiculous it is and how crazy and terrible.

[283] We all know it's ridiculous and terrible and horrible for your body, but we're also addicted to it.

[284] Why don't you just carry around a pack of joints and just smoke joints all day?

[285] Because I don't, I don't, I'm not like Joey Dia's style.

[286] I like to smoke one or two hits and then go do something and then later I'll take one or two hits.

[287] I'm not like, I didn't want to smoke this whole fucking joints.

[288] If you raise your tolerance up, you can get to the habit.

[289] I don't like being in a cloud.

[290] I don't like being in a cloud.

[291] I don't like being in a cloud down.

[292] The weed cloud, you mean.

[293] Yeah, the weed cloud.

[294] Yeah, you can definitely get in a weed cloud, especially if you're one of those wake and bakers, you know.

[295] You can.

[296] My best of your health's not good.

[297] My point, Brian, was that I wasn't, I was saying some people that have been smoking since I were like 11 or 12 or whatever.

[298] I know some serious artists.

[299] They're super creative.

[300] And they tell me, I think you're giving the weed too much credit.

[301] I mean, weed just chills me out.

[302] They smoke weed all day, every day.

[303] Amazing artists.

[304] They just chills me out.

[305] I go, dude, look at your gallery, dude.

[306] You're one of the most creative mother.

[307] He's doing sculptures, and you don't think the weed has.

[308] And it was hard for him to see it because he was always artistic, and he always smoked weed, so he couldn't see the difference.

[309] If he were to smoke weed and he did all this artistic stuff, he would have still been a great artist, I'm sure.

[310] But that would have been a difference in the art. would have been an artist until he was 28 and then started smoking, his art would have definitely changed.

[311] And what I'm saying is, I would be way more concerned about my kid being an alcoholic or, you know, getting addicted to Coke or something.

[312] Shit that people die from, you know, again, I don't want my kid smoking weed at 13 or 14, but worst case scenario, he does, he does start smoking weed.

[313] It's not going to be the worst thing.

[314] I'm not going to trip out on it.

[315] I'm like, all right, you know, fuck.

[316] dude you're smoking weed how long you've been smoking i go you know i really think you should fucking cool it or whatever but you know when he's an adult we'll be smoking weed together watch watch are you oh we got wait we got we got we got we got someone on the line no who's on the line what's up pinato why are you calling dude no one knows what the fuck we're doing here yeah this is no joe are you going to get an iphone yeah are you going to get the new one dude no one knows what the fuck we're doing it's like half a million people and maybe 10 ,000.

[317] How do you feel about weed, Hanato?

[318] You're live on the air.

[319] Come on, Eddie.

[320] Joe can hear you.

[321] Joe's right here.

[322] Eddie, I don't want to do this.

[323] I want to just do the podcast.

[324] Eddie.

[325] All right, all right.

[326] We're going to have to cut you off, man. Joe doesn't want to talk to you.

[327] No. Eddie, come on, man. That is the most inside of inside jokes that 99 % of the people who are listening this podcast will not have any idea.

[328] deal what the fuck that is.

[329] So Apple releases the iPhone 4S today and it's not the 5 which everyone's thinking but remember the 3GS when the 3G went to the 3GS and that was that was a real iPhone and I think even that's what they're doing here.

[330] Like I think there's going to be a 5 maybe around June or so but this 4S isn't that bad the camera just you're just taking a wild guess yeah I'm just that's definitely a guess but I mean they did it before you know like the 3GS was not it was a mild upgrade that's why they never called it the 4th the 3GS added what was it I don't even remember, like, a better camera or something like that.

[331] It seemed like there were so many rumors about this.

[332] Yeah.

[333] It's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, I always feel so pathetic when my life revolves around fucking, fucking being really into the, the, the next phone that comes out.

[334] Right.

[335] Well, that new Siri, there's a new intelligent assistant that helps you out.

[336] And they, they, they, they, they did a demo today, which is a thing that you, you, you pretty much ask it any question you want.

[337] You could be like, uh, schedule me an appointment at 5 p .m. on Friday.

[338] And then we'll go, do you want me to schedule this?

[339] And you just say yes.

[340] and then it will schedule it or you can go what's the weather like in New York and be like the weather is this and it's like they showed a bunch of examples and you can see examples on Apple .com or any of the websites like an gadget or Gizmodo but it seems legit you could even say like call Joe you know like the Android stuff do it's called Siri S I don't know if that's how it's spelled and so it's like an assistant yeah yeah and it's pretty much the first step into having no interaction with having to touch your phone so this looks like maybe in five years, you're going to be texting by voice, you're going to be calling, you know, you're not going to...

[341] I would say this is a pretty good step.

[342] I wouldn't say it's 100 % there right now.

[343] Like, I don't think you're still going to use your keyboard on that stuff.

[344] Well, that Google voice, the Google app where you use your voice and you say, you know, 10th Planet Jiu -Jitsu, you just use that as a search, boom, and it instantly pulls up.

[345] I mean, it's really accurate.

[346] Like, the way it picks up the things that you're saying, it's super accurate.

[347] The thing that they showed today looks even.

[348] more amazing in that.

[349] And they also announced something that we talked about earlier, about an idea I've had since I was a kid, and now they have it as a feature on the phone, and I'm like, shit.

[350] They call it, I forget what it's called, but mine was called snail mail, where it was where, I don't know if you remember, you would write an email to this company, and the company would write it out in hand form, and then send it to somebody, and I originally said, I thought of the idea, because I wanted, when my grandmother was still alive, I wanted to be able to email my grandmother, but then have somebody handwrite it and then send it to my grandmother.

[351] Well, now they just announced it on this new iPhone that it's a feature, and I forget what they call it, but that's one of the new features now.

[352] An actual person handwrites it?

[353] I think it's either a handwriting.

[354] I don't know if they do it by person.

[355] I bet it's a printer that looks like handwriting.

[356] That's probably what they do.

[357] But that's what the whole thing is.

[358] It's $2 .99 per letter.

[359] But that's kind of funny that, you know, I should have fucking copyrighted that a lot of time.

[360] A bunch of 14 -year -old Chinese people.

[361] Yeah, that's all I'm thinking.

[362] I'm thinking the poor sweatshops.

[363] sweatshops of people copying people's signatures yeah that shit would be horrendous if you found out that was true right i can't imagine that there's really a business for that but yeah yeah you did come up with that a long time a long time and the camera looks awesome now they're using a whole new lens system which is uh they're making it eight megapixel and the hd is 1080p i believe is what they said do you have to get a new phone you got to get a new phone you got to get a new phone for the four s for the fours is a new phone it's got it's also got a dual processor now they switched to their a 5 So now it's supposed to be really fast.

[364] So, yeah, it is a slight upgrade in some ways.

[365] Like, the screen's not any difference, but there is a lot of stuff under the hood.

[366] Did they improve upon going from apps back to your texting?

[367] You know, sometimes you're just looking at a white screen for 20 seconds.

[368] Is that what happened to your phone?

[369] No. No. Man. Have you cracked your phone before?

[370] I got a new phone because I thought it was my phone.

[371] Because I kept dropping on.

[372] Going from, like, Twitter to my texting, going back to the texting, man you just got to sit there and it takes forever to pop up it doesn't go really quick cancel out the running programs do you know how to do that no oh that's the problem yeah yeah you got to cancel out your running programs it's like a computer it's really stupid it's a stupid fucking design but if you press that home button the button on your screen you got to press it twice and when it does that a bunch of icons show up in the bottom of the screen and you got to manually go through you press one of them you hold it and it gives you the option to delete it and then you go through all of them deleting all of them and all you're doing it doing is shutting them off.

[373] It's the stupidest thing ever.

[374] It's one of Apple's dumbest, flumsiest fucking Well, I don't think you're going to have to worry about it too much anymore because this processor is two times faster now.

[375] And the graphics are seven times faster.

[376] Yeah, but still the fact that all these applications stay open and running in the background is dumbest fuck.

[377] They're only running the first four.

[378] They might show all of it running, but supposedly none of those other programs are running except the first four.

[379] Okay.

[380] And then, and then that the, the camera, though, 33 % more light.

[381] But why isn't it when you shut it off, it's off?

[382] Because it's called multitasking, so you can go through it back and forth.

[383] And now it's, so it keeps the program running.

[384] But it only supposedly, I thought, only kept the first four.

[385] It might show all the other programs, but it's only actually using the first four.

[386] That is cool, though, because I have had to tweet something that somebody sent me in a text, and then a copy in the text, and then go right back to the tweet, and it's right on the same page.

[387] That's exactly where it was, which it wouldn't be if I had to close it and open it every time.

[388] Yeah, that's huge.

[389] that's huge yeah that's pretty big but the problem is going back like you're gonna have to before you go to texting you're gonna have to shut everything off that's probably even slower than just hitting the text and waiting for like 20 seconds yeah right i mean well they need to work on that because that's a big fucking wait what would you say what did you say what was that again so you got to turn off these programs so that you don't get that delay going back to the text no no no no no that's that's that's that's that's that's that's a processor uh thing for the most part i mean you can be running for intensive programs like if you had something crazy on like you stream broadcaster or i don't even know if that's an intense program or a video game that might slow it down a lot but this is two times faster now so you probably won't be having that problem if that is the case of those four programs another thing that's very interesting that this new phone supposedly has it has two antennas one antenna that sends one antenna that receives instead of it both happening at the same time so like it's it's supposed to double i I might not be interpreting it exactly correctly, but it's supposed to be able to double the downloads.

[390] Yeah, I don't know about the antenna thing.

[391] I do know it uses the Verizon antenna, but I didn't see, I'm looking for that right now, what you're talking about that.

[392] That would make sense.

[393] That would be awesome if it had an antenna for both.

[394] I read about it.

[395] I don't know which one of the websites I read about it, but they said they had, basically they had duplicated 4G speeds with a 3G device or what, you know, some people consider 4G speeds.

[396] You know, because there's some bunk -ass 4G.

[397] Right.

[398] If you get that Verizon 4G, that's badass, man. I got one of those laptop cards, man, at the airport.

[399] If you're in a place where it's 4G, it's amazing.

[400] It's like Wi -Fi.

[401] It's like the best Wi -Fi.

[402] It's really good.

[403] What I want to know, though, is this new version, and it sounds like what you're talking about, this would make sense.

[404] Is this new version for Verizon, are you going to be able to talk and do data at the same time now?

[405] The 4 -L -T -E network.

[406] You can do that.

[407] Okay, but this isn't the LTE network.

[408] Yeah, but this isn't the L -T -E network.

[409] The 4G.

[410] Anything that's 4G.

[411] All right, so this isn't 4G.

[412] That was one of the big things that I think because the network's not ready for iPhone.

[413] I think you're right.

[414] You know, one thing that I think they need to improve upon, I think if they put like a headphone earpiece on each side where you can click it off and it's wireless and you can put it on here, you know what I'm going, and then click it back.

[415] You always have your headphones with you.

[416] Because so many times I forget to bring my fucking headphones.

[417] You know how many times I buy headphones at the goddamn airport?

[418] If they just had one to like clicked on like the corners and you can pop it off.

[419] off and there's and then you lose it and then your iPhones everyone's going to love lost that in like in the first week you know whatever whatever but some or you know you know where you can pull shit out and then there's a wire even one of those you know what I mean and then you pop it back in are you talking about headphones for listening to things or for talking on the phone headphones for listening to shit like videos you're not talking about for talking well then it would work for that too why not yeah but I mean I never use a headphone to talk on the phone I always hold the phone up to my yeah but the more I'm reading about radiation the more I'm reading about cell phone radiation, the more it really has to be thinking.

[420] I'm like, I'm really starting to think, is there really something to that?

[421] Because what they accept, like they say with the acceptable range of radiation you're allowed to have.

[422] You know what?

[423] This whole time, the wizards were right.

[424] Talking on speakerphone outside is the way to go.

[425] They're concerned about their, their radiation.

[426] Who does call black people wizards?

[427] Oh, that's hilarious.

[428] They are wizards.

[429] Black dudes who are really aggressive, who talk on their speakerphone on their cell phone, Wizards?

[430] They're wizards.

[431] They're smart wizards because they're not getting radiation in their head.

[432] That's true.

[433] That's what of those, all those people that use speakerphone, I'm not saying wizards, but I'm talking about everybody.

[434] My ex -girlfriend does it too.

[435] All those people that use the speakerphone is that they're probably thinking of it that maybe.

[436] Maybe.

[437] You know, when you get to this 4G shit too, now you've got some super potent stuff that's flying through the fucking air.

[438] What is all this shit flying through the air, man?

[439] Where's it going?

[440] I mean, how does that interact with ourselves?

[441] The fact that all these different Wi -Fi signals, and, you know...

[442] Dude, if we could put on like one of those infrared goggles, but you could see everything.

[443] Like, you can see the cell phone signal and the information coming through.

[444] If you could just see everything, you know what I mean?

[445] We're in a sea of, like, frequencies.

[446] Who the fuck knows what that actually looks like?

[447] Someone knows how it works, like, who the fuck figured out how a cell phone works?

[448] You know what I mean?

[449] Now we're sending video through the air.

[450] Someone figured out that there was like some tracks that we could put information on and I'm like, Jesus, that's magic.

[451] And when you're in a place that has nothing, there's a certain sound to the silence like of the mountains.

[452] There's a certain sound where it's almost like all around us isn't really a sound, but just a very low frequency that we can't tune into.

[453] Imagine if it just affects your everyday consciousness.

[454] You just don't realize it.

[455] If your everyday conscience is just slightly pressured by all of these vibrations that are around you all the time, all these, you know, cell phone signals and fucking Wi -Fi signals and satellite signals and radio signals and fuck.

[456] Imagine if that is really fucking with our personalities.

[457] Imagine if you'd be a different person or at least...

[458] ADD.

[459] Feel different.

[460] Yeah, ADD.

[461] Who knows?

[462] Who knows how many different things?

[463] Who knows?

[464] Oh, I wonder what all this shit is doing to us.

[465] It's only been around for a few, you know, how long?

[466] It started with...

[467] TV signals and radio signals, radio first, then TV, and then, and I mean, but within the last couple decades, the amount of infiltration in our lives by frequencies and signals.

[468] Just walkie -talkies, man. How the fuck did they figure out walkie -talkies?

[469] You know what I mean?

[470] That's amazing.

[471] A walkie -talkies fucking crazy.

[472] Well, they used to be able to send things and they weren't encoded either.

[473] They would have to, they would have to manually encode their information because they didn't want people that were, the enemy was tuning into their shit too.

[474] So everybody had a talk in code.

[475] Wrap your head around that.

[476] Like, not only is there no email, but when you send some signal out, anybody can get that signal.

[477] So you're in the bottom of the submarine.

[478] The Japanese are listening.

[479] They hear your fucking signal.

[480] You can't just send it just to you.

[481] You know, it's crazy.

[482] As technology just snowballs, the more access we have to instant information, like infinite information, the more free we feel, the more we can get keep track of you know like the government can when you watch CSI shit every move you make they can just break it down from your cell phones they know what cell phone tower you hit they know exactly where you were from the cell phone towers they can go back and all the deleted messages that you all shit you deleted they can go back and retrieve them yeah like there's some kind of imprint of this shit somewhere like holy fuck we think like oh we're more powerful more connected we're more under control more than anything you know every little move we make they they know exactly if they needed to pinpoint somebody you know easy it is to fucking find somebody you're going to live off the grid how long is that going to last you better go to the amazon jungle you know what i mean that's the only place you're going to survive they'll find you well certainly it's the the connection's much more immersive than it's ever been before there's never been any at any point in time where people are so easy to get in contact with other people yeah it's incredible did you did you hear about that guy that around your neighborhood, he flew off a side of a cliff, and there wasn't cell phone service there, so he couldn't use his cell phone.

[483] And he, him, and he got in a car accident with another person or something like that, and then both of their cars are down there.

[484] The other guy died.

[485] And so his body was like, you know, everywhere.

[486] And he broke, like, every single bone in his body was still alive, and tried to crawl out, but he couldn't move because everything was broken.

[487] And for 10 days, he sat down there with this dead guy living off of grass and bugs, and creek there was like a little creek water i guess he would he would drink but for 10 days he lived there and then one day his uh his son or something like that was like going down the road like looking they're still kind of looking for him and stuff and he heard his dad's help yell for help and they found his body but he didn't have cell phone service there and if he would have had been able to he said he the whole time was just searching his cell phone and his cell phone died and stuff but can you imagine 10 days on the bottom of a creek and there's not cell phone service and he was just all fucked up so he couldn't walk out of there yeah yeah but he's a lot now and he's doing he's recovering and everything but imagine being 10 days around a dead person too well it's also just you think of A how vulnerable your body is and if your body breaks you're just stuck you can't move you know I don't think most of us don't wrap our heads around that your body breaks and then you can't move and then being out in the woods so you get two things that scare the fuck out of people being alone out in the uncharted wilderness just hearing cars driving by you above you every day It's all that has to be.

[488] It's just the side of the roads, you know, some area that's, you know, people drive by every day.

[489] That might as well be uncharted wilderness.

[490] Nobody goes down there.

[491] Yeah, they said that people fly off of those cliffs all the time and never get found.

[492] Like they, because it's just like who goes down there.

[493] No one goes down there.

[494] Nobody goes looking.

[495] They find cars down there all the time.

[496] Yeah, that's a scary thing, man. That's the cliff driving.

[497] You ever do the Pacific Coast high?

[498] Yeah, yeah.

[499] Pacific Coast all the way up to Monterey.

[500] Not all the way.

[501] Oh, that's scary.

[502] It's beautiful as fuck the, First time I did it, I was 28 years old and I never took that drop.

[503] I was like, I live in California and I never knew that it was one of the most beautiful states ever.

[504] Yeah.

[505] Incredible scenery.

[506] It's so.

[507] The cliffs and the rocks.

[508] It's so hard to even wrap your head around it.

[509] It's magnificent.

[510] I kept pulling over, the girl I was with, we took a little trip for a couple days.

[511] I kept pulling over just videotaping.

[512] I couldn't believe this was California.

[513] I'm like, holy shit.

[514] I've never been up to Northern California before on the coast.

[515] There's a lot of parts of that fucking drive where you're just counting on the other asshole on the other side to just be cool.

[516] Keep it together.

[517] Stay in your fucking lane.

[518] Don't be texting.

[519] Isn't it crazy how they put a big halt to that satellite phone?

[520] Remember it was big like six, seven years ago?

[521] It was like the future.

[522] And the commercial was, dude was in the wilderness on a mountain and he was making a call.

[523] Like this is the best shit.

[524] And then boom, they just shut it all down.

[525] No, they have satellite phone.

[526] They still, how come it's, it didn't blow it?

[527] up oh no it's just not that efficient yeah was you have a world phone now didn't they have didn't they have didn't they shut down the satellite phones because of the whole terrorism thing they thought it I think they briefly shut them down around that time period but I don't think I think they still have them shit you can still buy satellite phone the other day or oh wait that was lost never mind I think they I think they use them on a set of fear factor if we're in a tricky wouldn't that blow the fuck up we used to we used to use them all the time we used to have to use satellite phones there were certain sets that we'd be on but there was nothing.

[528] You would think that would be huge.

[529] I thought they got shut down.

[530] I think it's expensive.

[531] I don't think the sound quality is that good either.

[532] I think that's like...

[533] And there's a big delay.

[534] There's a little...

[535] I shouldn't say a big delay.

[536] It's fucking amazing.

[537] It goes up to the sky and then back down.

[538] Yeah, that's what reporters are.

[539] They should have phones that like regular phones with like fucking 9G.

[540] You got the satellite if you need it.

[541] You just click on the little thing just in case.

[542] Like these stories flying off cliffs and shit, getting lost in the woods.

[543] You know, how many movies have like someone getting chased?

[544] and their cell phone signals.

[545] Well, now it's a good idea because now the chips are slowly shrinking to the point where you could get all that in one phone.

[546] But if you ever look at the satellite phones, there's a reason where they're big, giant bricks.

[547] I mean, the receiver has to be completely different than a little tiny one that's in a phone.

[548] That's got to be the new pimp floss thing.

[549] It's also nowadays cars have it built in.

[550] Like my car has a feature in it that you can turn on that if I get in a car accident, it automatically detects my GPS and sends it and calls 911 for me. Yeah, Ford does that, right?

[551] Somebody told me this, and I don't know if it's true, so Twitter people fucking inform me. Tell me if this is true.

[552] Somebody said that a dude bought a Corvette, and it had that, what is that thing, the OnStar system?

[553] OnStar.

[554] Guy was going down the highway, going 148 miles an hour or something crazy like that.

[555] OnStar shut off his car.

[556] No. He called the police.

[557] No, that's not true.

[558] You sure?

[559] It's not true.

[560] 100 % that's not true.

[561] No way that OnStar even is monitoring how faster driving or doing anything like that.

[562] thought it saves information if you're in a wreck they can find out that you're speeding it might save it but there's so many cars i have on start and the fact that they actually have people sitting there will go and all right he's going 120 over here you know there's no one monitoring that unless you get in a car accident maybe it's the the program itself maybe on star itself when it recognizes that you hit a certain amount of miles per hour they shut your car off you don't think that's possible but i know it's possible that they could shut it off if someone's driving it right can't they shut it off yeah that's what's that called jack something Jack.

[563] I don't know.

[564] I think you've done that to Crooks.

[565] Haven't they done that to people before, shut their cars off while they're driving it?

[566] It seems like they have.

[567] I don't know.

[568] Maybe I'm making this up.

[569] It seems like they have.

[570] That was that one reality show where people steal cars.

[571] Oh yeah, yeah, that's what I'm thinking.

[572] But you know, the way things are going, ultimately, ultimately, it looks like you know, I don't know, I could be wrong, but it looks like in the future like it's just going to be mandatory.

[573] It's going to be law that the CHP or the police department or whatever the fuck they call the force back then has GPS on your shit and like the DMV and they just monitor every mile you drive so anytime you fuck up they just send you tickets they go we have your GPS fingerprint your GPS record can you imagine that shit fuck them cameras like in England they got cameras they got everywhere that they take pictures but they're not going to need that the DMV's just gonna monitor your driving every day you'll have a sheet oh he broke you know there's a ticket here's a ticket, boom.

[574] No more hiding.

[575] Yeah, no more speeding.

[576] You have to go to a track if you want to go fast.

[577] There'll be spots like that.

[578] You can't.

[579] You know, sometimes speed limits ridiculous.

[580] For the most part, for the most part, speed limits are probably pretty smart to have a, you know, a decent number set in a lot of places.

[581] But there's a lot of places where it's silly.

[582] Like the highway, the fuck out of here.

[583] When you see 55 miles an hour, get the fuck out of here.

[584] That's stupid.

[585] That's a stupid way to move.

[586] 55 miles an hour what kind of car do you have?

[587] Maybe if you're a fucking old jalopy back when they instituted that speed limit and people, it made sense because if you were going more than 55 miles an hour in an old fucking Chevy Nova, one of those six cylinder shit boxes you know, those brakes suck dude.

[588] You know, if you were actually going fast in one of those cars, I mean, they're awesome cars when people rebuild them, don't get me wrong.

[589] But I mean, compared to today's technology, the technology, those cars, they couldn't handle well and they couldn't break well.

[590] I have nightmares where I can't You ever have nightmares where you're breaking the car?

[591] Yeah, it doesn't work.

[592] You're just like slamming on the brakes?

[593] That's scary.

[594] That's a common nightmare.

[595] That's why we need to move to Texas.

[596] I heard that they're now voting to get the speed limit moved to 90, I think, is what they were saying something crazy.

[597] Maybe it was 80, but...

[598] There's a lot of parts of Texas I fucking love.

[599] Oh, speaking of which, I'm in Texas this weekend.

[600] Powerful Verizon Center this Friday night.

[601] And you haven't been to Houston in so long.

[602] You used to own Houston.

[603] Every time you went in the town, you would sell...

[604] Houston owned to me. No, I know, but you would sell up.

[605] every single show that was the biggest market and then they closed the comedy club that we love to go to remember went to the second comment remember our boy in houston i don't want to say his name but remember our boy in houston he came out on the road with us um red devil remember oh when he was in houston yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah he never came on the road with us we were always going on the road this is a subject and no one's gonna know what the fuck we're talking about you know Yeah, that's why you explain it.

[606] That's why there's a mic.

[607] We got three hours.

[608] But anyways, but this place is just like shooting on them.

[609] It's a Toyota, Toyota Center or Verizon Center?

[610] I can't remember.

[611] Verizon Center is where the stand -up is.

[612] Yeah.

[613] You were on a radio station there the other day and you said that the radio was pretty ridiculous.

[614] Like, yeah, they were nice.

[615] They were cool.

[616] They played that voodoo punani song.

[617] Yeah, like they play your song all the time.

[618] Yeah, he was just quoting a bit that I did.

[619] I was like, what are you talking about?

[620] I don't even know that bit.

[621] But now, after I got off the phone with him, I was like, damn, I think he was right.

[622] I think that is a line in one of my old bits that I forgot Because he was talking something about a toe ring I'm like I have a joke about a toe ring And he goes yeah you do And I'm like are you high or drunk I don't remember I joke about a tow ring I think it's like a line in one of my old old jokes You know if you play like I've played back my shit from like 1999 and it almost as if like It's someone else's material I don't even know it anymore You know I mean I remember it Yeah that was one of my jokes But I don't even know them anymore So if like somebody quotes like a little piece of it I might not even know what the fuck they're talking about.

[623] Yeah.

[624] It seems so weird for something that for years you're so intimately connected to.

[625] But when you have material and then you abandon it and start on some new material, you fucking forget everything.

[626] Dude, when you started smoking weed, what was at 32?

[627] Something like that, 31 or 31?

[628] You went, you went from like pure dick jokes and relationship jokes and chick jokes and cock -blocking jokes and they're right into your pyramid bit.

[629] You started smoking weed.

[630] You went into the pyramid bit.

[631] People, dumb people, people are out fucking smart people at a staggering pace why Doritos are so funny yeah it changed my comedy for sure we'd made a complete turn in my comedy you know it's like I just kind of I learn to see things differently you know you had some good classics before we though yeah for sure fucking tiger bit the tiger bit how many times have I been on the road and I just wanted to hear the tiger I heard it like a thousand times and I'm always like tiger you're like shut up motherfucker That was one of those bits.

[632] It was so hard to let go.

[633] I loved that bit.

[634] Tiger was the ultimate bit.

[635] Now, I'll never get tired of that one.

[636] I had to let it go, though.

[637] Whenever you have a new, you know, you've got new material.

[638] You can't keep remembering the old material.

[639] I really don't remember exactly how it goes.

[640] Can I get a little tiger sound?

[641] Just give me a little.

[642] That's fucking so real.

[643] Roar.

[644] That was not a. That's more of a bear.

[645] Yeah.

[646] Hey, what was the bear?

[647] I can do a bear.

[648] The bear joke.

[649] Remember, you had a bear.

[650] joke too?

[651] What was that?

[652] Remember when the bear attacked the karate trainer?

[653] There was a guy who was a trainer and he was dressed in a karate outfit and he had a lady come on stage with him and the lady sat in the chair and the bear turned and looked at the lady and just started fucking her up.

[654] Just started fucking her up.

[655] But it was just like the bear just woke up and realized I'm a fucking bear!

[656] And then he just starts wailing on the bitch.

[657] Like out of nowhere the dude had a karate outfit.

[658] He was trying to protect the guy.

[659] Is that on YouTube?

[660] That was way before he The bit?

[661] No, no, no, no. The actual story?

[662] The actual video?

[663] Yeah, I bet that, I bet somebody put it online.

[664] Damn.

[665] I would like to see it, because I heard it so much.

[666] I heard that joke so much.

[667] It's crazy.

[668] I've never actually seen the real footage of it.

[669] The bear just turns to this lady and starts fucking her up for no reason.

[670] She sat down.

[671] That's the weirdest thing about animals, man. Sometimes you don't realize, but like trained animals.

[672] Like, sometimes they're just tweaked.

[673] Like, they're tired of this.

[674] They don't want to do this anymore.

[675] It's stupid.

[676] I don't want to be let around.

[677] Why you fuck it?

[678] with me what's going on here and then it looks normal because they do it every day and they don't know how to communicate but they're a little tweaked and so they sit down and a fucking lady sits right now next to him and he just decides to fuck her up out of nowhere and it looks like it's out of nowhere but it's been built up all day because you've got this fucking stupid bear doing somersaults you know you got this bear you know instead of killing dears and eating berries and shit this bear is running around on chairs you know playing musical chairs what the fuck are you doing man that's a that's a big crazy unpredictable animal there's a video of a dude who is training a bear and he was training with i believe it was his brother or his cousin someone who was a close family member i think it was his brother and the bear just turns on the guy for no reason and rips his throat out it happens in 30 not even 30 seconds 10 seconds maybe maximum for no reason they're all had this bear in this room, the bear just turns on the guy, goes right at his neck and rips it out.

[679] And the guy bled out and died right there.

[680] Isn't it crazy that when these trained animals, a lot of them, when they attack, they don't kill them because it's like they give them another chance.

[681] They might, like the killer whale.

[682] Didn't they give that killer whale?

[683] Like a couple chances?

[684] This bear.

[685] They didn't kill this bear.

[686] It's, why?

[687] It just seems like it's cost more money to retrain another bear than to pay the insurance policy on, you know what I mean?

[688] It's got to, that's got, it's got to be what it is i don't get it you know i don't get it i don't get it i don't understand how anybody can convince anybody that a bear that wants that has already killed a person who offered no threat whatsoever that thing if a person did that you would kill them you would give them the death penalty and a rights aside if you saw someone run up to someone for no reason to rip their throat out you would kill them why the fuck would you give a bear more rights than you give a person maybe not killed a bear because i don't blame the bear for doing that but like You know, throw, you know, lock him away somewhere or something.

[689] You know what I mean?

[690] Don't continue to use him as a buffoon.

[691] He's going to attack again.

[692] Locking a bear away would be cruel and unusual punishment.

[693] I'd say just put one in his fucking dome.

[694] Release him in the wild.

[695] Fuck it.

[696] Give him a chance.

[697] A bear that you take and you train and you do all that with and then it turns and eats your brother's fucking throat in front of you, you're supposed to kill that thing, that crazy wild thing that you thought you were in control of.

[698] The fuck is wrong.

[699] If it was up to me, I would take him up to the.

[700] mountains and give them a chain.

[701] You know, you probably have no survival skills or anything.

[702] Good luck, but at least you give them a chance.

[703] Who knows?

[704] Maybe they could make it.

[705] Maybe, but they probably die.

[706] That's a terrible idea, because then you set an animal loose that's used to being in contact with human beings, and you set them out in the woods, and he will find human beings, and it poses a direct threat to those people.

[707] They're really dangerous.

[708] Once you have habitualized a bear to people, they have to lock them up.

[709] They have to put them in cages and zoos.

[710] The zoos that we went to in Colorado, I learned that there, because they had these bears and these bears had getting their big ass grizzlies man big ass brown bears and they they were getting into people's garbage and once they find this is where the people keep the food it's a source of food they won't go away you can't scare them you know at a certain point in time they just get used to you and they just fuck you so unless you shoot them they have to have someone come and capture them and they take them away you can't just let that bear lose you let that bear loose he would find people and fuck them up remember that one time I did I did five grams of mushrooms and I went to the zoo I thought it would be a great idea.

[711] And by the time I got to the zoo, that's when it started kicking in.

[712] I blew up at the zoo that freaked me out.

[713] I'm like, fuck, these animals are fucking sad as hell.

[714] They're all captured.

[715] They're in prison.

[716] I ran out of that goddamn zoo.

[717] That's how those people was jumping into the polar bear cages, they're always on shrooms or some kind of drug.

[718] The polar bear, the polar bear was, there's like, it's like a little fucking old school little auditorium theater thing that you got for this pole.

[719] polar bear and there's a door like backstage and it just kept walking to that door and then it would walk away from the door like a couple yards and walking back waiting for someone to open that doors it was just pacing back and forth non -stop this polar bear like wow i freaked the fuck out i was just hoping that some asshole comes and opens the door and he can bite him and drag him in there and finish him off yeah you know that's what they're doing they're just dying for someone to go in there so they could jack them that's why they you ever seen the video of the lady getting her leg broken he bites down on her leg and he's pulling her leg through the fucking bars Polar bears are motherfuckers man they're real motherfuckers and you don't ever really tame those things those things are the craziest bears of all because they're the straight carnivore bears all the other bears eat fruits and berries there's no fucking fruits and berries where the polar bear lives Just Coca -Cola just seals and people and whatever the fuck else he can eat whales they eat whales they'll find a hole where a whale got stuck under a giant sheet of ice the whale can't go anywhere so every time the whale comes up to get some air boom polar bear jacks them takes a bite out of them so these whales like you see them and after a while the top of their back is just destroyed from polar bears just biting them over and over and over and over again and then eventually they kill it so a small whale or something like that they get stuck in there a pilot whale they just slowly bite them to death it's incredible Did you see the video The Marriachi band Playing Saw music for I think it was a What are the snow lions or something like that Snow leopards There's big things There's big like blobby They almost like hippos Like what's the ones that are all Seals Walruses Sea lions Maybe that But it was so cool They were It looked like It was having a fun time Watching Like it was going back and forth Explain what you saw Okay, here, I'll show it to you.

[720] I think it's on Google.

[721] Marriachi band, Marriachi band, Sea Lion, maybe.

[722] So they're playing the music and the sea lions dancing along with it?

[723] Is that what you're saying?

[724] Yeah, it's amazing.

[725] Whoa.

[726] And, like, one of the trumpet players would, like, go doot, do, and, like, tilt his head up and down, and then it would tilt its head up and down, and it just looked like it was having a time of its life.

[727] It's one of the coolest videos I've seen.

[728] I'll find it right after you.

[729] I wonder, I always wonder, like, what music, what kind of an effect music would have on animals because in the animal kingdom It's actually a beluga whale No communication at all But why wouldn't music impact them The same way it impacts us Why wouldn't it be exciting and interesting to them It's actually a beluga whale And if you look at it It's on break .com It's mariachi band serenates a beluga whale And it's just going back and forth Well that makes sense Because whales are way smarter than sea lions and I start It is You thought that was a sea line?

[730] I couldn't remember what it was And they start playing more and more And it starts really like nodding its head And you know what's interesting about this That we're amazed that this is intelligent Because if that was a person And if you're like, look at my boy I took my boy to see the mariachi band Look how my boy nods He nods He acknowledges them They acknowledge them back my boy's brilliant so far he's not really doing anything significant but what I'm saying is the only reason why this is interesting is because it's not a human if it's a person that's a drooling idiot listening to bad music okay let me see him like get to the good part right now he's just going what the fuck are those hats well before they were they were nodding with the music and stuff like that I mean it's kind of cute I'm not saying it's like a break breakthrough in science or anything.

[731] It's just a cool video to watch.

[732] I think you were saying it was a breakthrough in science.

[733] I think that's like, you guys got fish or something?

[734] What's going on?

[735] Yeah, I think he's bored as fuck, trapped in jail.

[736] Is it snack time?

[737] What's going on?

[738] People are filming him.

[739] Nachos.

[740] Assholes make weird music.

[741] Yeah, poor thing.

[742] He's in jail, man. That thing's in jail.

[743] No wonder.

[744] He'll fucking stare at you when you come to the glass.

[745] Yeah.

[746] Wow.

[747] Amazing.

[748] Are you going to let me go?

[749] Today, Freedom Day?

[750] That's the thing that we have to be the most concerned about with aliens, man, because think of the disrespect that we have for everything even remotely dumber than us.

[751] Even whales, like killer whales, orcas, dolphins, those are thought to be really intelligent animals.

[752] We don't totally understand their languages.

[753] We know that they have, like some of them have dialects and shit.

[754] Like, they're really complicated, both killer whales and dolphins.

[755] They're like cousins of each other.

[756] But we don't understand what they say.

[757] So we're like, I don't give a fuck.

[758] Get in the tank.

[759] and we just force them into prison for us and we all go watch them perform and fly through the air and splash as everybody claps we're watching slaves we're watching babies that were stolen from their mothers from intelligent animals that miss them and we don't care because we don't understand what they're saying la la la la not listening what's the latest on deciphering the dolphin or whale language because we're trying to teach them our words like jump that's the crazy thing they can recognize many many human words Yes.

[760] But we can't understand a single thing that they're saying.

[761] There's got to be someone on the case trying to decipher that shit.

[762] Can you imagine?

[763] Well, that's what Timothy Leary was, or not Timothy Leary, rather.

[764] The guy who created the isolation tank.

[765] God damn it.

[766] Is there some new shit with the isolation tank where they're sending like radio waves through it now?

[767] Is that the latest thing?

[768] Or is it still you laying in water at a certain temperature?

[769] Or is there some electromagnetic shit going on now?

[770] Well, they do have John Lilly.

[771] They do have some where they play sound.

[772] Float Lab has got some crazy new video.

[773] screen that they're developing where it sits right in front of you and has the lowest possible emission of light so that you don't see the machinery at all.

[774] All you see is the image that's being played on this DVD because you're in total complete darkness in there.

[775] And the speakers are these sort of underwater waterproof speakers that are beside each ear.

[776] They're fixed in place.

[777] So you set yourself in between these two speakers and then this video plays.

[778] And in the sensory deprivation environment, when you're in there, you are weightless and and bodiless, and you don't feel shit.

[779] You feel like you're flying through the universe, and then all of a sudden this image appears right before you and the sound, it's the side of you.

[780] It sounds pretty dope.

[781] I haven't tried it, though.

[782] I like going in there and just, I don't want to, I'm not looking to add anything.

[783] I'm looking to figure out what the fuck is out there.

[784] You know, when I go into the tank, I'm never thinking, oh, how dope would this if I played a whole lot of love while I was in there?

[785] Let's get, I'm going to get high as fuck, and then I'm like, uh -huh, uh -huh, uh -huh, uh -huh, you know, it would be cool to do but to me my time in there what I'm what I gravitate towards is doing it with nothing I like I like silence and I like seeing where the fuck my crazy imagination takes me or where where the muse takes me where whatever happens now imagine recording all of it do you see that thing where scientists can now record and this is scary this is a thing they have on Gizmoda about where they they had somebody watch a bunch of videos and and and And they recorded the brain's activity, and they show on this video, it compares what they actually saw and what the brain sees.

[786] Yeah, they've done that to cats.

[787] I've seen the videos.

[788] Yeah, they've recorded.

[789] Crazy, right?

[790] So can you imagine now that, like, 10 years from now, they're going to be able to, like, record everything that you see.

[791] You're not going to be able to lie anymore.

[792] You're not going to be able to do anything.

[793] That's where it's headed.

[794] Ultimately, there'll be waterproof iPhones that you could swim with and it translates what you say into dolphin language so that you could just, you can just.

[795] communicate with dolphins.

[796] I mean, it's getting crazy, right?

[797] I don't think they're ever going to be able to figure out the dolphin thing.

[798] They're so far off.

[799] Dolphin app.

[800] Never say never.

[801] Humans.

[802] Humans communicating with humans is going to get real weird, man. You don't think they can figure that at dolphin boys?

[803] They don't, they're not close.

[804] They don't know what the fuck the dolphins are saying.

[805] They don't know what they can't talk to dolphins.

[806] They can't send out a message to dolphins.

[807] Hello, dolphin world.

[808] We are friendly.

[809] We will give you fish.

[810] They created some instrument where they decipher some sounds and they go, let's see what this sound.

[811] Then there's, you know, dissect the sounds, edit them, put them together and then play them for the dolphin maybe the dolphin goes that doesn't make any sense but that was kind of weird right you know what if they may slowly put words together like oh we got eat we got the one for even if they had like three words down right you know what I mean then they go yeah I mean maybe we should research where the the dolphin communication world is at right now I want to know I want to know that documentary John Lilly that was one of the reasons why he created what would he rather uses that he used the tank for he used to put a tank, an isolation tank right next to this dolphin tank and he would drop acid and get in the tank and communicate with the dolphins.

[812] And he's like this pioneer in interspecies communication and because of that.

[813] But what does that mean?

[814] How much have they figured out?

[815] As far as I know, they have figured out very little.

[816] And I think the whole dolphin language is a mystery.

[817] But we do know that they have dialects.

[818] We know that different dolphin pods have like a like no, like if they're from a different place, they'll have like a different twang.

[819] If they know that If they can tell that's a different dialect, they can decipher one little sound.

[820] Maybe.

[821] Right?

[822] I think it's a matter of context.

[823] If you lived in a world, see, we live in a material world, as is the ocean.

[824] The ocean is a material world.

[825] But it's in a material world where you're not stuck to the ground.

[826] You're going all over the place.

[827] Your world, you are flying through your world.

[828] Everyone is flying through the world of the ocean.

[829] It's a completely different experience to, not be able to alter your environment, to develop some sort of intelligence to the level that dolphins have and orcas have, to the point where they'll help people, they recognize when people are in trouble and they help them.

[830] Like, Killer whales will, like, help people get to boats.

[831] Yes, I want to see, I want to read something on that.

[832] Twitter people, I want some, like, documented that's happened.

[833] Like, where and exactly what's happened.

[834] Like, how the hell did they...

[835] More than one instance of guys capsizing on boats and orcas helping them.

[836] Help them back into the boat.

[837] It's amazing how Orcas don't attack humans.

[838] Yeah, they don't.

[839] But will people swim with like a pot of orcas?

[840] Will they get in the water?

[841] I don't know if they will let you do that, man. I don't know.

[842] Especially if not they have children.

[843] That doesn't seem to be a good idea.

[844] I know people have been bitten or nudged or bumped and shit before, but I think they're pretty fucking easy going with people.

[845] There was something I read online a long time ago, but it turned out to be horseshit.

[846] It was that people used to get killed by killer whales all the time until fighter pilots and World War II started using orcas for target practice.

[847] You know, and they do do shit like that.

[848] I mean, they would use like killer whales or sharks or something like that for target practice when they're dry flying.

[849] Yeah, I heard that.

[850] And then all of a sudden killer whales, stop killing people.

[851] They had like some kind of committee.

[852] And they said, you know what?

[853] It's a good idea for the existence of our species.

[854] Don't fuck with these humans.

[855] These pink monkeys with their bang sticks.

[856] You don't want to be fucking with them.

[857] They can do some damage.

[858] They can get out in our world.

[859] We can't go to their world.

[860] So they just get in big wooden boats and go out to our world.

[861] And as long as the boat's big enough you get in one of those giant ocean liner type things what the fuck's killer we're gonna do that you just go around jacking them left and right man it was a terrible environment they live in it's crazy how the dolphins in the Caribbean or in the gulf of mexico or or the Bahamas in that area the ones they study they did a i saw a documentary on it and it's a trip how they capture females they capture them either two males it's either two males and they capture one female at a time for like a month and then they jack her or it's a big group of males like 15 to 20 and they capture a bunch of females and make sure they don't swim off the pot and they're just taking turns on them and it's funny is the girls want to leave they want to take off they don't want to be captured not because they don't want to have sex but because they want to have sex with as many males in that region so when they have their baby if like a woman female dolphin had sex with a hundred male dolphins when she gives birth and she has to watch over her child for the first three or four years if she runs into and she's by herself with her child they're just swimming around when they run into males if those males have had sex with her they'll leave her alone if those males that run into her didn't have sex with her they will kill that baby and then capture her and bring her into their little harem they will kill the baby boy it's not them but if they run into them so that's so the the female has to have as much sex as possible she's down it's a sexual but she wants to leave and go find some more guys before the baby hatches it's crazy right it's insane it's insane it's insane but it's insane because people think of dolphins as being these fun loving whimsical fairies of the sea you know there are cousins there are fairies in the sea they're all loving because you know they're cool as fuck to us you know if you ever in a boat and you swim by some dolphins or row by some dolphins they'll jump up and play with you you know it's interesting but in the dolphin world when dicks get hard chick gets crazy yeah and that when it's a big group of males and they run into a couple dudes who've captured a chick they will jack those dudes and steal his steal their girl this is our girl now crazy evil bitches so dolphins are just like people in a lot of ways everything intelligent this is what i was saying it's the dolphins in that region not all dolphins i don't I don't think all don't know.

[862] They all have their own special mating rituals.

[863] Well, you know, Killer whales kill dolphins all the time.

[864] Not only that.

[865] Killer whales got their name not from being killers, but from killing whales.

[866] That's where they came up with the name Killer whales.

[867] Killer whales, fuck whales up.

[868] There's some horrible videos online of Killer whales biting a whale's face off.

[869] Like a blue whale or something?

[870] Yeah, like a big, big ass whale and just jacking this whale's face.

[871] And the whales's trying to swim away and they're just fucking this whale up.

[872] and it's like it makes you really like think like wow like what we think of is like some cute you know thing that does tricks at the zoo that's a murdering monster that lives in the ocean yep and they're smart and think about what we do to them just we don't give a fuck we can't understand them so we just put them in the cage get in there bitch i don't know what you're saying they're going i miss my mother i miss my father i miss my family what are you doing I was born to swim the open seas All we hear is What if they have the answers To the universe They know all the answers Where we came from They know everything They've been trying to tell us But they just can't communicate We don't listen They don't listen They know all about the galactic federation They know what's going on They go dude A comet's gonna jack you in three years You guys better get off What if all their data was like Ones and zeros It was all like modem sounds And we just haven't been able to People are so Yeah, right?

[873] Like, we used to get a fax.

[874] Right.

[875] People are so fucking toxic.

[876] We don't just ruin our world.

[877] We ruin the ocean world too.

[878] We pollute the ocean world and we eat everything that's in there.

[879] I mean, if you think about the two worlds that exist right next to each other, okay?

[880] There's the world of land and then there's a world of the ocean.

[881] The world of land, you don't get to fly.

[882] But, unless you get in tubes and metal and shit like that.

[883] But you do get to manipulate matter.

[884] You get to use your thumbs and make things and create things.

[885] The world of the ocean, you can fly all over the place, but you can't manipulate matter.

[886] Well, what happens?

[887] Well, the ones who can manipulate matter, they figure out a way to make tools and make vehicles to fly over to where you live and fuck you up.

[888] You know, what we're doing.

[889] We don't think about it this way, but we're at war with the ocean.

[890] Yeah, and we're in an ocean of oxygen.

[891] we're just like crabs we just can't swim around we're just bottom feeders you know yeah there's a lot of motherfuckers flying around right birds and shit there's an ocean of oxygen that we're walking around in yeah but in the in the ocean yeah it's very that's true right we are the the crabs of the outer world right yeah because there are animals this is an ocean it's just not like the water there's water and then there's oxygen it's just yeah crap that's good point because crabs can't fucking swim they're just stuck they're down there to clean things hate those fuckers clean up stupid that's what they are when sharks run around jacking people and a foot falls to the ground that's the crabs crabs go at it crab people yeah and crabs always known for the term crabs in a bucket whenever you're around people and they're fucking holding each other down do people still get crabs do people still getting crabs that's not like a 70s thing I thought it was a 70s thing I haven't heard of crabs in years but I'm sure it's out there You just got to look for it.

[892] In high school, they used to say that, dude, I got the crabs.

[893] I got crabs.

[894] If you're around the wrong, dirty, dirty, dirty, bitch.

[895] Hippies.

[896] Yeah.

[897] Hippies, you think?

[898] Crabbs?

[899] That's how I got it.

[900] You got crabs from hippies, really?

[901] Mm -hmm.

[902] Can you have crabs if you shave your pussy?

[903] Yeah, it's really hard.

[904] It's harder.

[905] That's probably why girls started shaving their pussies.

[906] It was the porn chicks, right?

[907] They go, dude, we got to fucking shave.

[908] So it was like a chemo thing, you know, at first, but then it became cool.

[909] Well, you know, there was like a run of people.

[910] who thought it was offensive to ask women to shave their pussies.

[911] There was like a bit, you know, back in the day when women had bushes, I remember like the debates when it was like porn was starting to alter people's perceptions of what sexual organs should look like.

[912] I read some thing about this where they were discussing how, you know, women are upset that their husbands want them to shave their pussies and make it look like the porn girls, you know, that it's offensive and it's objectifying.

[913] But now everyone shaves.

[914] The only thing cool about a hairy pussy is I used to like, I used to prefer hairy pussies in my early 20s, believe it or not, because girls that shaved, sometimes if they didn't shave and they have that roughness, it's like your fucking sandpaper sometimes.

[915] But if they have like a bush, it's all mushy and gushy and mushy and mushy.

[916] Have you ever heard of a burgeon?

[917] It's all soft.

[918] Right.

[919] I wonder why it's there specifically.

[920] Do you think that's what it is?

[921] It's an eyelash.

[922] It's there because people usually fuck missionary and it's to protect that area?

[923] No, it's just, hair is a good way to send off your scent.

[924] The scent gets on the hair and then wind blows on the hair and then...

[925] Oh, so that's why it's around your asshole?

[926] Yep.

[927] So you can send out that asshole scent?

[928] Yep.

[929] Apparently, farts are aphrodisiacs when we were cavemen.

[930] What?

[931] Yep.

[932] Because it was awesome that this guy got some food.

[933] Yep.

[934] They're like, damn.

[935] That motherfucker just ate an elk.

[936] He just ate a saber -tooth tiger.

[937] God damn it.

[938] I figured out I'd take that bronosaurus down.

[939] Now he's farting in my face.

[940] Have you heard of Merkins?

[941] Do you know what Merkins are?

[942] Yeah.

[943] It's like a fake pubic hair you can buy.

[944] Yeah, it's a fake pubic hair you can buy.

[945] Like a lot of girls like to do the laser now down there and like get all their pubic hair taken away.

[946] And then they buy Merkins if they ever want pubic hair.

[947] What?

[948] Yeah.

[949] That's crazy.

[950] They wear like a pubic hair toupee.

[951] Yeah, it's like a little toupee.

[952] And then they have fashion ones that they used to.

[953] Japanese.

[954] That's my guess.

[955] I have no idea.

[956] Oh, it is?

[957] No, that's what I would guess.

[958] That are people at Burning Man. They like the craziest shit.

[959] You know, Japanese can't.

[960] You're not allowed to show pubicare, right?

[961] Right.

[962] Yeah, something like that.

[963] Yet they don't shave their fucking pews.

[964] How weird is that?

[965] Yeah.

[966] I think you're not allowed to show insertion.

[967] Is that what it is?

[968] They need the Japanese, if you're listening out there, you guys, shave that thing, man. God damn it.

[969] No one likes that.

[970] You would sell so much more porn.

[971] Relatively unhaired compared to a lot of girls.

[972] Not their pussy.

[973] They're very, Japanese are hairless, but fuck, all of a sudden it all, you know what, it all takes place in the pussy.

[974] They don't have enough hair to go around for the, legs and their arms and shit it all it's dude you haven't seen japanese porn i have seen a very little shit do you think the japanese girls are hypersexual you know i you know i think redheads are and here's it here's why i've been doing some research redheads have thinner skin they also are very a lot more sensitive to a lot of things like when you get put out as a ginger like you have to have more uh shit to put you out like they they actually have different you mean when you go outside you need sunscreen is that what you're saying well they have thinner skin and they have a few things that are different than normal people and so they're like overly sensitive like they bruise easier uh they uh the the sunlight shit but there's also like when they when they're in hospitals they have to use more medicine to knock them out too uh and it's it's weird i i don't know a bunch of it like uh so you think they're a separate species i think they they're the closest to being different than than like asian people you know it's really you think that Asian people don't have thinner skin than us.

[975] They're not more sensitive to skin than light.

[976] They also, like, there's a lot of, like, if you look at redheads and, like, true genders, compared to just a regular white person, there's a lot of differences that you would never even think of for some reason.

[977] Really?

[978] Yeah.

[979] What else?

[980] Their eyes are usually more prone to, they have to wear sunglasses, like, it hurts their eyes more than...

[981] So where are they supposed to be from?

[982] Are they, like, northern people?

[983] I don't know.

[984] I have no idea.

[985] You know what's crazy about Japan?

[986] I went there about a year ago.

[987] Oh, a year and a half ago, that's the last time.

[988] But they're so down, like their number one obsession, as far as girls go, are school girls in the schoolgirl outfits.

[989] You know this.

[990] That's number one.

[991] Everybody knows.

[992] That's crazy.

[993] But number two is school girls in French made outfits.

[994] So it's school girl and then French made.

[995] They have a bar out there where 15 -year -old, 14 -year -old girls dress up like French.

[996] Like, they're in lingerie.

[997] and they're serving ice cream.

[998] Like, that's totally okay in Japan.

[999] It's insane.

[1000] Those guys are nuts.

[1001] I'm serious.

[1002] It's crazy.

[1003] They're obsessed with school girls and little girls in French made outfits.

[1004] Just those two.

[1005] There's not even a third.

[1006] It's just, are you fucking backstreet boys?

[1007] Are you in sync?

[1008] You got to choose sides, you know?

[1009] And you have to have tentacles coming out of you.

[1010] What's all that about?

[1011] It's like the Crix and Bloods.

[1012] They got some crazy animated board.

[1013] I think it's a loophole to get around their laws.

[1014] of insertion of penises and stuff.

[1015] Can you jerk off to cartoons?

[1016] Is that possible?

[1017] I've done it before.

[1018] Back in the day, there was Roger Rabbit.

[1019] Are you kidding me?

[1020] Come on.

[1021] Well, these Japanese penis porn, it's crazy shit, dude.

[1022] It's like giant dicks going through a chick and out her mouth, and she's gagging and slovers everywhere.

[1023] That's hot?

[1024] There's dicks in her hands, in each hand.

[1025] There's loads going all over the place.

[1026] It's some of the weirdest, freakyest shit you've ever seen.

[1027] I can understand girls getting off to it, because I knew a girl once who loved it but I just like, it's cartoons.

[1028] You know, you need to see real shit.

[1029] Octopuses with all dicks and they're just fucking these crazy schoolgirl -looking characters.

[1030] You know like the Final Fantasy?

[1031] You know Final Fantasy?

[1032] It's at CGI where they're trying to make it look real.

[1033] Yeah.

[1034] What's the best they've done in porn like that?

[1035] Is there anything?

[1036] It's too expensive, I think.

[1037] It'd be too expensive for porn?

[1038] I think.

[1039] I mean, they've used special effects for like those theme ones.

[1040] Like, they had an aspect.

[1041] Avatar theme porn.

[1042] I'm sure they must have used some sort of special effects.

[1043] The only ones I've seen are like they look totally fake.

[1044] But are there any that look almost real?

[1045] It's a waste of money, man. Who the hell is?

[1046] You know, you don't really need to.

[1047] I mean, unless there's someone out there that, you remember Salami?

[1048] Salami had that movie?

[1049] No, yeah, that's right.

[1050] Forget it.

[1051] Inside stories.

[1052] Bobby Salami from New Jersey guy.

[1053] Yeah, yeah, Bobby Salami.

[1054] We call them salami.

[1055] We call them salami, but not to be confused with the other salami.

[1056] Oh, no, no. Jetsu Salami.

[1057] No, no, no. There's Bobby Salami.

[1058] He was a pizza maker.

[1059] Peach maker.

[1060] Great guy.

[1061] People who make porn, you know, there's that wish that they were legitimate.

[1062] You know, I remember talking to Ron Jeremy a bunch of times at the comedy store.

[1063] And Ron was always telling me, yeah, I got a part in this thing.

[1064] And I'm real excited.

[1065] I'm trying to go mainstream.

[1066] And I was like, you're trying to go mainstream.

[1067] He's like, yeah, I want to be on a mainstream show.

[1068] Oh, dude, I was there.

[1069] God damn.

[1070] I'm like, dude, you're Ron.

[1071] fucking Jeremy man you're Ron Jeremy like not a lot of dudes get to be Ron Jeremy you're Ron Jeremy you're a bad motherfucker and you want to be like one of these regular guys on TV yeah just keep banging those chicks I was right there when you said that I was in the parking lot at Hollywood and Highland and I was a I just wasn't thinking and remember the dickish I mean that was the biggest douche like when he started saying that it was funny to me I'm like and I looked at Joe and I'm like can you imagine if it actually works and we see like Ron Jeremy doing like die hard five and he's in a He's in a wife beater with a gun Someone's breaking in the house And I go can you imagine that And Ron Jeremy was right there And I started fucking laughing Joe was like dude don't laugh And I looked at Ron Jeremy He's not laughing And I'm like oh shit I just talked mad shit Right in front of him I felt like shit You didn't realize it You thought that he would have a sense of humor And that he'd be joking around about it Like because if you said that about Brian Or if you said that about Joey Or somebody else that we know You said that about Ari Ari would joke around and pretend to be a fucking action here you know but when you you say it about a guy who really wants a legitimate career in movies you know he was like doing something with roger avery he's like knocking on the door roger abie had some sort of a tv show and he was involved in it right before uh roger avery got arrested for drunk driving so he was like in with like he wanted to be a movie star what if ron jeremy just says fuck it you know what i'm almost 50 or whatever he is and then he gets into fucking diesel shape Can you imagine him If he got into diesel shape Like he just said fuck it That would ruin his whole appeal The whole appeal of Ron Jeremy is it Ron Jeremy's fat and ugly And he's just banging the hottest bitches And he'll tell you no Viagra I don't use Viagra I don't believe in it He won't he don't believe in it Yeah he's a savage Viagra is like the steroids of the porn world Like everyone's in denial They're all in denial But everybody's doing it You know that the NFL's trying to test For human growth hormone now There was a big thing I was watching it on I never watched sports shows but they were talking to the head guy, whoever the fucking head guy of the NFL is, and he's like, yeah, well, that was a part of the bargaining that we're going to test for human growth hormone, but the players' representatives are still debating the science, the science of testing for human growth hormone.

[1072] We believe the science is there, and like, what are you talking about?

[1073] What are you going to have regular -sized people playing football?

[1074] Can you imagine if it works and they totally get steroids out of NFL?

[1075] It would be so silly.

[1076] You could be 190 pounds and fucking play defensive linemen.

[1077] Rocky Marciano rolling his grave 189 pound heavyweight champion of the world That'd be hope for Mexicans in football Right now we have one Mexican There'd be a lot of Mexicans man Well you know look at a Mexican like King Velazquez He's a rare dude You know one of the 240 pound ultra athlete You know who moves fast He fucking moves fast And his doubles fast as fuck What if he went to boxing And became the world heavyweight champion in boxing There's nobody out there Oh I bet he could do it Well I don't know man If he'd have to deal with the Klitschkos, you know, but I think he's one of those guys that there's a few guys where their mind is so fucking strong, their work ethic is so strong, and their ability to pull shit off.

[1078] Like, Kane has got this fucking wicked belief in himself, man. You can see it in that dude's eyes before he goes out there and fights.

[1079] And he's got that big, ink and head.

[1080] You know what I mean?

[1081] And he's a fucking super athlete, man. You know, he doesn't look like, you know, your standard stupid athlete.

[1082] He doesn't have, like, super low body fat.

[1083] He doesn't have, like, a ridiculous six -pack and veins everywhere.

[1084] He doesn't look like Kevin Randleman, but that's also one of the reasons why the motherfucker never gets tired.

[1085] That guy never gets tired.

[1086] No one's got conditioning like Kane Velasquez.

[1087] Yeah.

[1088] You know, I think that guy could do anything he wants.

[1089] I think we're lucky to have him as a UFC heavyweight champion, but he would be whatever the fuck he wanted to be.

[1090] If he wanted to play football, he'd be playing football.

[1091] If he wanted to play, if you wanted to be a heavyweight boxer, he'd be a badass fucking heavyweight boxer.

[1092] That guy's just, he's just a killer.

[1093] There's certain dudes that are just killer.

[1094] He should do, like, the cover of ESPN, like in a Cholo out.

[1095] I call Cholot Out.

[1096] It's just rare that Mexicans are that big.

[1097] Just ride with it, go with it, with a baseball cap with the front flipped all the way up, like a suicidal tendency, dude.

[1098] What do you think about Junior Los Santos and Cane Velasquez?

[1099] First of all, I think, how amazing is it?

[1100] Stop for a second and think of how many Mexicans are fucking badass fighters.

[1101] Besides me or counting everybody?

[1102] You two, you too, along with you.

[1103] But let's include, like, the boxers, like Julio Cesar Chavez.

[1104] I mean, that dude epitomized what, like, a badass Mexican boxer was.

[1105] He would come out to the fucking mariachi music, and he had the flag on his fucking head, and he would just jack people.

[1106] You know, the days of Julio Cesar Chavez, man. Think about all the bad, I mean, it's amazing how many great, this Victor Ortiz kid, think about how many people who are badass fighters are of Mexican descent.

[1107] It's amazing numbers, man. Yeah.

[1108] I think it's because it's, it's the closest, third world Latin country to Vegas you know it's the closest one you know what I mean you know because really Mexicans Guatemalans El Salvadorians Colombians it's all the same shit come on it's all they're just closest they're just the closest one of Las Vegas in LA yeah but you know I'd love Mexico and I'm Mexican in case you guys are all pissed off but you know you know there's those borders out there it's all the same shit come on it is but the Mexicans figured out especially in boxing a way to be super fucking successful.

[1109] You know, I mean, you, you can't discount, you know, and just say it's all, it's all the same shit, because Mexicans in particular have been really successful at boxing.

[1110] You know, they've brought up some incredible boxers out of Mexico.

[1111] And they have the most loyal fans.

[1112] The Mexican fans are fucking nuts.

[1113] Eric Morales, remember when that dude was on top?

[1114] God damn.

[1115] They go for the most Mexican, too, because when Julio Cesar Chavez was at his prime when he fought Oscar Delahoy.

[1116] Well, he was actually falling.

[1117] office prime a little bit and oscar del ho was uh rising you had to choose aside you want they all went with the most mexican and the most mexican is hula caesar chavez he couldn't even speak a word of english he was a beast yeah he was a fucking beast he would just body punch the fucking shit out of you he just stay on top of you until he eventually just broke you down i was a giant boxing fan before the ufc i was a like i was just as a fanatic with boxing as i was for mama or for ufc um i loved them both i saw oscar del hoy's first pro fight at the l a la forum I was a huge fan, but I had to make a choice.

[1118] Fuck.

[1119] I chose, I chose Hulier Cesar Chavez.

[1120] I went to see Berrera fight live.

[1121] I saw him fight live.

[1122] It was in L .A. somewhere.

[1123] I want to say he was a stable center, but it might have been before the stable center even existed.

[1124] I don't know where the fuck I saw him.

[1125] But I saw him fight some other dude, some black dude that was pretty good.

[1126] But Barrera beat his ass.

[1127] And we were all hanging out with Mexicans.

[1128] It's me and my friend Terry Claibon is a boxing coach.

[1129] And we're all watching this.

[1130] Like, they were going fucking bananas.

[1131] When Barrera was going off They were going fucking bananas Boxing is That's when the racism Just fucking comes out And it's okay It's okay to be racist If there's boxing going on Because when a man Anytime a Mexican fought Anybody else I was I always went for the Mexican Even if it wasn't Mexican If he was Hondurian And he was fighting a white guy I'm going with the Latin guy That's the closest thing to Mexico I was it was okay My best friend growing up James He was black We were both into boxing He always went for the black guy I always went for the Mexican guy.

[1132] Always, he never went for the Mexican guy and I went for the black guy.

[1133] That wouldn't, and it was okay.

[1134] It was, but MMA, totally different.

[1135] I can, in MMA, I can care less if the guy's Mexican.

[1136] What I like is style.

[1137] Style is way thicker than blood.

[1138] I'm a jujitsu guy.

[1139] I'm always going, I'm always pulling for the jujitsu guys.

[1140] Always, I don't care if it's a black jiu jihitsu guy against a kickboxer from Mexico from where my mom was born.

[1141] Like, fuck you.

[1142] I'm going for the.

[1143] black jujitsu guy you know it's always jujitsu style you have to think that you're a jujitsu instructor yeah it's styles way thicker than blood but boxing shit a lot of people think that i pull for jujitsu guys man but most of my favorite fighters are strikers you know i i pull for uh you know i i pull for extraordinary talent that's what i pull for i don't pull for like individuals you know i pull i want to i want to see some crazy shit you know even if it's a guy who um you know i i thought was really good before, then all of a sudden they pull something off that's amazing and makes you look at them differently.

[1144] That's what my, that's my favorite shit.

[1145] I like watching just guys pull shit off.

[1146] I just like watching guys improve, guys that are really good, you know?

[1147] Yeah.

[1148] I like just the best submission guys.

[1149] Those are always my favorite.

[1150] Aoki's always my favorite.

[1151] I like that too, but I still, I like watching Anderson, man. I like watching it.

[1152] You can't deny that.

[1153] Oh, definitely.

[1154] I love knockouts.

[1155] Who doesn't love a great knockout?

[1156] I love that shit too, but I'm always pulling for cool new submissions because there's so much room for improvement and jiu -jitsu and MMA there's so much room it's still at its infancy you know there's something special to me I mean it sounds kind of fucked up but there's something special to me when a guy has reached the extraordinary heights that like Anish and Silver has the word he's standing right in front of Yushinokami standing right in front of him with his hands down his fist balled up and you just realized like this poor fucking mouse is in a box with a cobra and it's going to get jacked.

[1157] It's going to get jacked.

[1158] You realized that Yushin was trapped in there with Anderson Silva.

[1159] He was no longer competitive.

[1160] There was a moment after he head kicked him at the end of the first round.

[1161] He fucking blasted him with a head kick.

[1162] And from that moment on, Yushin was not competitive.

[1163] Anderson knew it too.

[1164] There's no way you take one of those head kicks and be okay.

[1165] I mean, you might look okay.

[1166] You fall down, you get back up, you look okay.

[1167] But your shit is done.

[1168] You know, Anderson just got in front of him and started to move and around on him.

[1169] And it was just when you watch someone of that skill level, man. I don't care what they're doing.

[1170] If they're doing boxing, if they're doing jujitsu, if they're just kickboxing.

[1171] That's what I like.

[1172] I like watching someone who's just hitting those rare heights.

[1173] How about T .J. Grant pulling guard with a guillotine, dude pops his head out and he switches to that beautiful arm bar.

[1174] Oh, it was amazing.

[1175] Oh, even though there's controversy, you know, that he didn't tap and all that.

[1176] There's some controversy there, though.

[1177] But the fact that T .J. Grant was so confident in his guard that he pulled guard with the guillotine because a lot of guys don't like pulling guard with the guillotine because if the guy pops his head out and he gets out of the guillotine oh you're on your back and he's on top but he clearly did it in a sequence the guy was defending with his left arm and he knew he was going to get that arm he knew it and as the guy's defending it lets it go and goes to the arm bar he was so confident of so few fighters are they're just not confident of fighting off their backs you know there's so many Brazilian black belts out there Mundial champion too they just they refuse to pull guard, they don't feel like, you know, I don't know what they're thinking, but to me, it just seems like they don't have enough confidence in their guard.

[1178] They've been doing jiu -jitsu a long time, and it's refreshing to see someone like T .J. Grant's like, you know what, I'm having trouble taking this guy down.

[1179] Let me just pull guard and attack off my back.

[1180] Well, he almost got him with an arm bar in the first round.

[1181] He had locked up an arm bar and went belly down at the very, very last seconds of the first round.

[1182] He's a beast, man. At 155, that kid's a killer.

[1183] T .J. Grant.

[1184] I knew he was talented.

[1185] When I first, he fought Rio Chonian in his UFC debut.

[1186] That's a tough fight for you, UFC debut.

[1187] And he won, he won a decision.

[1188] I'm like, this fucking kid's good.

[1189] How about Paul Sass?

[1190] He hasn't fought in like a year.

[1191] And he's, like, the first I've ever heard of Paul Sass.

[1192] He was fighting on the undercard in an England show over a year ago.

[1193] And it was a headline on the underground and said, the headline was, I'd like to fight off my back.

[1194] I'm like, you never have seen that as a headline for a fighter in some interview.

[1195] I'd like to fight off my back.

[1196] He's so dangerous off his back, though.

[1197] And then I'm like, wow, let me watch this guy.

[1198] I go, this guy pulls guard.

[1199] So in the fight a year and a half ago in England, he shoots, pulls guard, attacks off his back.

[1200] The guy stands up, pulls away, runs away.

[1201] They stand up again.

[1202] Still first round.

[1203] He shoots deep, makes the guy sprawl, pulls guard, attacks him.

[1204] The guy pulls out of an Oma Blather or a triangle.

[1205] They go again.

[1206] Third time, he shoots, pulls guard, goes after like a leg lock, he just misses it, bam, or something like that.

[1207] And still in the first round, he shoots him.

[1208] shot again for a fourth time shot the dude sprawled he pulled guard and then he got him he got him like there's a guy out there named paul sass who's so confident on fighting his back and he's people don't want anything to do with his guard he sits on his ass and says come on get on top i'm spotting you i'm getting you guys refuse to get in his guard you would think they're like damn this guy's going to go on his back i'm just going to go on top and just mash him i can't believe he's just submitting and just going on his back.

[1209] His guard is so dangerous, guys.

[1210] The hard part is getting guys to agree to get into his guard.

[1211] That's unique.

[1212] That's fascinating to me. I love seeing that.

[1213] Paul Sass, T .J. Grant, man, I'm huge fans of those guys.

[1214] Well, what it is is that people are realizing that there's a level that's possible to achieve that hasn't been demonstrated yet.

[1215] And there's a lot of those people in straight jiu -jitsu.

[1216] And there's a lot of those people in straight submission grappling, but in MMA, when you add in all the other things, we haven't seen anybody really pull it off.

[1217] We haven't ever seen, like, the way Marcelo Garcia went through all those competitors in Abu Dhabi in 2003.

[1218] When we first saw Marcello in person, we were like, this guy is like a speed demon the way he was going through people.

[1219] Like, the finality to his technique was so clean.

[1220] But that's, you know, it's a different world when you add in wrestling and when you add in punching and you add in knees and kicks and it's a different world.

[1221] We haven't quite seen someone hit those heights of submission.

[1222] Yes, we're starting to see it, though.

[1223] There are a handful of fighters that have zero problem pulling guard.

[1224] And Vinnie Magaleas is one.

[1225] He used to fight in the UFC.

[1226] He was in one of the seasons of tough.

[1227] He pulls guard like, he doesn't mind.

[1228] His guard is so dangerous that he will pull guard and attack you.

[1229] And, you know, again, there's Paul Sass fought last week.

[1230] He did the exact same thing.

[1231] He pulled guard, a guy pulled out of an arm bar or a triangle.

[1232] and then he switched it to a leg lock it was a beautiful leglock so um and then like aoki will pull guard anytime but you see matt weiman and mac danzig that was amazing mad wyman got mac dancing in a fucking serious arm bar and he didn't tap him but i'm like whoa that was quick he had hit a nice arm bar off his back if mac danzig didn't have such good defense he would have got that we're starting to see more and more fighters be active once they get put on their back like if they got put on their back uh and they didn't want to be there like Miguel Torres, if he gets put on his back, he will attack you, he's just not going to sit there.

[1233] Javi Vosquez, he's just not going to sit there.

[1234] He's going to attack you.

[1235] And then you know, and then you got guys like, you know...

[1236] Rumble Johnson, who wants to be on top.

[1237] You know, imagine if Rumble Johnson had a guard.

[1238] Dude, Rumble Johnson's frightening.

[1239] Do you see that fight with Charlie Brennan?

[1240] He's terrifying.

[1241] His eyes look orange.

[1242] I wonder if he's wearing contacts.

[1243] Well, you know, he's had surgery on his eyes.

[1244] Oh, is that what it is?

[1245] He got poked.

[1246] He got poked really bad by Kevin Burns.

[1247] Remember, Kevin Burns.

[1248] Burns could not close his left hand.

[1249] Kevin Burns broke his left hand so many times that he literally couldn't close it.

[1250] So he would like paw with his left and then throw his right.

[1251] And he poked the fucking shit out of his eyes.

[1252] Anthony Johnson's a beast.

[1253] Jesus.

[1254] He's scary.

[1255] He's a true super athlete.

[1256] You know, he's a, first of all, the idea that that guy can get to 170s, like it defies logic, defies reason.

[1257] You know, you look at him and you go, when you see him in between fights, like that's a heavyweight.

[1258] that's a goddamn heavyweight and then somehow or another he makes 170 and he looks fucking great the day of whatever he's doing he's doing it right I just wonder if it takes so much out of him that it would I mean I think what he does at 170 he could probably do it in 185 too I think he might even feel better if he was doing it at 185 he might feel healthier you know I don't know I mean I'm only just taking wild stabs at it because I don't think it's so good to cut that much weight for so long I think it's terrible for your body but whatever the fuck he's doing man when he gets in there, man, very few guys move as quick as that guy does.

[1259] Very few guys, when he's, like, when he was citing Charlie Brennaman, you know, he didn't respect Brennam's stand -up that much.

[1260] He was worried about his wrestling, but he knew that he had a big stand -up advantage.

[1261] You could tell in the confidence that he had when he's moving forward.

[1262] And I was watching, I was like, that is terrifying.

[1263] That guy, when he's confident, when he's confident, and he's real sure he's going to tag you, like he was at the finals of tough when he fought that Tommy Spears kid, when he's real confident that his stand -up is way better than you, He's so dangerous.

[1264] He's one of the scariest guys at 170, even scarier than Tiago.

[1265] Tiago Alva is probably the best tactical striker, but Anthony Johnson, when he gets you hurt, he's the scariest guy.

[1266] He's the scariest.

[1267] I think he's got, like, gnarly potential.

[1268] You know, I think what you see now is like, that guy's going to get better.

[1269] He's getting better already.

[1270] He's just a freak fucking awesome athlete, you know?

[1271] That's racialist.

[1272] No, that's just reality, man. If he's white, I'd say the same goddamn thing.

[1273] Whatever he's doing, he's doing awesome.

[1274] I mean, it's hard work and discipline, for sure, go into any recipe for success.

[1275] But that guy is, he's a special athlete.

[1276] He's built to fuck people up.

[1277] You know, this is a good sport for him.

[1278] You know, there's certain guys like John Jones always says that he can't fucking throw a football.

[1279] He's not good at basketball.

[1280] He can't dunk.

[1281] But, God damn, is he designed perfect for MMA, you know?

[1282] John Jones has literally the perfect frame.

[1283] you know that's the if you look at all the people that are fighting right now and all the different equations you know how would you get to this guy how would you beat that guy what are you going to do that you get to john jones you go damn good luck and i love the fact that the you know even though i'm not a striker like i said i'm a fan of striking i was a big boxing fan i love that more and more fighters are starting to implement taekwondo and kung fu kicks i love that you know and guys like john jones and anderson silver they're doing and kung fu they're throwing wing chung kicks they're throwing taekwondo kicks and that one got 45 uh does it dustin denis the guy was just an awesome kicker dustin denis dunes um not sure yeah he's at 45 he fought who do you fight did he fight florian Kenny florian oh Diego Nunes Diego Nunez that's it that guy he's a serious kicker watch him Novo O 'Niao guy.

[1284] Yeah, that guy can kick.

[1285] He's got great kicks.

[1286] Those Novo and Yau guys, man. A lot of those guys are wicked kickers.

[1287] I would say a good 80 %, 85 % of MMA fighters today are just throwing the basic, you know, tight, you know, leg kick and then head kick, occasionally maybe a spinning back kick or something.

[1288] I love guys to just throw it all.

[1289] Well, usually those guys have a taekwendo or karate background because in normal MMA training, man, it's way harder to.

[1290] to teach someone how to throw a sidekick than it is how to teach them to throw a round kick.

[1291] I could teach you to throw a low kick and to throw it correctly in a couple of steps and any normal athlete, a football player, a baseball player, any normal athlete can perform that.

[1292] But if I say, all right, do a wheel kick.

[1293] I want you to do a wheel kick with power.

[1294] Like, Jesus Christ, that takes a long time to learn.

[1295] Even if you're a super athlete, it's going to take a while to pick up.

[1296] But John Jones is throwing it, you know.

[1297] Well, of course, but John Jones is, you know, he's training for quite a while now.

[1298] What I'm saying is it's like it's not easy to pick up those certain techniques like sidekicks.

[1299] John's got a wicked sidekick now too, man. He's got a front leg sidekick.

[1300] He hops forward too.

[1301] He was throwing spinning back kicks.

[1302] He threw a hopping sidekick against the cage, you know, just to warm up.

[1303] Like I was using warming up.

[1304] I'm like, whoa, he's doing it perfectly.

[1305] Knee up high, turning the hip.

[1306] Kung Lee pretty much proved that, you know, a lot of those Kung Fu kicks are legit.

[1307] Oh, yeah.

[1308] It work.

[1309] Kung Lee's got the best 360 turning up.

[1310] sidekick in the game, you know, and that's one of those.

[1311] His sidekicks are one of the things that makes his fight with Vandalai so interesting.

[1312] Because when American kickboxers started fighting tie fighters, they found two things out.

[1313] One, they found out how difficult it is to deal with leg kicks.

[1314] They were getting fucked up by leg kicks.

[1315] But guys like Don Wilson, who was, he learned leg kicks early on, and he fought a lot of leg kick fights.

[1316] He realized how good the front leg side kick was, the front leg roundhouse kick.

[1317] The kicks that the ties weren't that good at.

[1318] Yeah.

[1319] Ty's would throw the teep, but they would get close enough to each other to jack each other's legs.

[1320] And when you fight that style where you kick the legs, you don't necessarily develop the techniques like the karate techniques.

[1321] Because the karate techniques, a lot of them, when you're coming up through the ranks, they kind of get shut down by a lot of the Thai techniques.

[1322] But if you learn karate before you learn Muay Thai, then you have all that crazy dexterity for axe kicks and wheel kicks and all that shit that maybe wouldn't work as well if guys were kicking your legs.

[1323] you might have a more conservative game.

[1324] You know, so guys that come up through the Taekwondo ranks, those are the ones who do wild crazy shit because you can't get punched in the face in Taekwendo tournament.

[1325] So when those guys get into Muay, that's Diego Nunes, that's Anderson Silva.

[1326] That's also Edson Barbosa, I believe.

[1327] They got all that shit in their back pocket.

[1328] Yeah, that Edson Barbosa guy.

[1329] So you would say that it's for kids that are, you know, dreaming about being UFC champions, to do some Taekwondo for a few years, just to get, all that the crazy kicks down and get your balance down?

[1330] Maybe not even do Taekwondo by itself, but incorporate a couple of days of Taekwondo training into your training.

[1331] Like say if you were a new kid and you were trying to become an MMA fighter, what you should do is at least one day a week work on kicks.

[1332] Because one of the things you can do by working on these wild kicks is, you know, forget about the sparring, forget about everything.

[1333] You just want to work on a technique and a kick and learn how to kick things.

[1334] Learn how to stretch out that front leg side kick, learn the wheel kick, learn the axe kick.

[1335] Once you do it, if you do it with someone who's really good at it, you see like the high level techniques, you see when someone, and then that's what you mirror in your mind, and that's what you try to recreate.

[1336] And that's how you get really good at those things.

[1337] When you add in kicks, a lot of those techniques go out the window.

[1338] When you add in punches, a lot of those techniques go out the window.

[1339] You add in punches, a lot of those techniques go out the window.

[1340] You add takedowns, a lot of those techniques go out the window.

[1341] Unless you know how to check kicks, block takedowns, and you have good boxing.

[1342] So you have to have all those other things.

[1343] Then you can use the taekwondo again, because then you have all these other techniques.

[1344] Then it's just another tool for the arsenal.

[1345] But unless you have a fully rounded game, those tools become problems.

[1346] Like the kicks, you rely on them too much and you drop your hands, you get punched in the face because you're not used to being punched in the face.

[1347] So you have to develop good timing and distance for punches as well as kicks.

[1348] You have to change your game.

[1349] But once you do change your game, so that's the beauty of adding it in as like one day a week or two days a week where you just constantly work on only those techniques you're doing all that other stuff too so you might actually be able to pull them off I think eventually what we're going to have to have is there's going to be like a system you know when they train football players you know and they they don't just just take a lucky guess like today we're going to do this you know well I don't know what this is going to help you but today I want you to chop wood with an axe you know today maybe it'll help if you pick up bags of sand you No, they don't do that.

[1350] They know what the fuck they're doing when they're training football players.

[1351] They know what they're doing when they're preparing plays.

[1352] They know what they're doing when guys are, you know, they're monitoring guys' performances and measuring their time and their distance when they're running the 40 or running the 100.

[1353] They're trying to figure out what is the best way to optimize athleticism.

[1354] Eventually that's going to happen, and it's going to be a scientific approach to MMA training.

[1355] And there's going to be a bunch of different approaches.

[1356] You know, everyone's going to have their own little style to do it.

[1357] But it's going to get to a point where we know exactly how many hours you're supposed to train in a day before it's detrimental.

[1358] We know that even though you can do it five hours a day, you shouldn't do it, five hours a day.

[1359] It fucks you up.

[1360] We know what's the right amount, what's the exact program you should be on as far as striking?

[1361] What are the exact lessons you should be learning every day?

[1362] Because that's how it should be treated.

[1363] It should be treated as something you're trying to develop, like a project you're developing.

[1364] And it should be micromanaged.

[1365] You should manage every single aspect of it.

[1366] You should manage all the whole.

[1367] you should objectively and analyze all the different techniques, all your vulnerabilities in sparring, what body types give you problems, all that shit.

[1368] It has to be treated like a science in order to really truly optimize it.

[1369] Then you add in creativity and the ability to improvise and the ability to fight hard and the ability to be disciplined and get in shape.

[1370] But eventually we're going to get to that point where people are getting so good, like these Rory McDonald's of the world, these young kids that are coming up, they're so fucking good.

[1371] You see them improving.

[1372] Every time you see them, way better, you're like, wow, eventually it's going to be, it's going to have to be down to a science, because you're going to deal with the abilities that people are going to have are going to be so fucking high level, you know, at the very top.

[1373] We're going to see guys that we can't even imagine because we haven't seen them yet.

[1374] We haven't, we're going to look back on even like, you know, Vitor Belfords or guys of this era that are devastating.

[1375] We're going to look back on them and say, boy, but if they fought the guys of 2030, they'd probably get fucked up.

[1376] You know, the same way people look at Rocky Marciano and go, what the fuck is Rocky Marciano you're going to do to Vitali Klitschko?

[1377] Vitali Klitsko is seven feet fucking tall.

[1378] He's got a telephone pole for a jab and he would just blast that poor little dude in the head all day until he fell unconscious.

[1379] You know, that's what we're going to look back on now.

[1380] We're going to look back on the greats like GSP.

[1381] We're going to look back on him now.

[1382] One day, you know, in the future where there's going to be some super fucking freak athlete who you think would probably beat GSP fairly easily.

[1383] It's going to happen, man. It's going to happen in all the weight classes.

[1384] We're in the middle of the fucking stream right now.

[1385] We haven't even come close to the dam.

[1386] We're not even close to the full limits of human potential.

[1387] You think about the kind of freak athletes that they have in basketball.

[1388] Wait till those all guys, those all start fighting MMA fights.

[1389] Think about some of the amazing specimens that choose to play baseball because they're good sprinters and they can run around the bases real quickly.

[1390] What if those guys decide to start fighting?

[1391] Those are the real freak athletes.

[1392] Like I was telling you, I mean, I've been doing Jiu -Jitsu a long time.

[1393] And when you train Jiu -Jitsu, even a couple years, you know if you're going against a wrestler, you know, you roll with someone.

[1394] You're like, damn, did you wrestle?

[1395] You know, they feel like a whole different person.

[1396] Yeah.

[1397] And, you know, after a while, after doing it for 10, 15 years, you get really, really good at gauging someone's strength and, you know, kind of guessing what kind of athletic background they had.

[1398] Or if, you know, I've rolled with soccer players due to the dudes that played soccer their whole life.

[1399] You're like, wow, they got some strong passing, strong hips, you know.

[1400] And a year ago, I opened 10th Planet Vista, and that's in San Diego County.

[1401] And inside a 10th Planet Vista, they have a dance studio, too.

[1402] It's like, you know, in my studio, we have pole dancers.

[1403] Every academy has their own little flavor.

[1404] Down at Vista, they have breakdancing.

[1405] It's like a new eclectic breakdancing that combines kung fu break dancing.

[1406] yoga double lotus stuff and it's all based on getting into double lotus it's a trip so it's like rubber guard break dancing well there's a group out there they've been dance for people don't know double lotus for the folks who don't know it's like a yoga position where you have one foot and then you wrap the other foot over onto the other knee it's very difficult to get into for the average unflexible person it's like a super flexible indian style type thing yes that's good way of putting it and uh you know the school opened and right away all the break dancers started to take in jiu -jitsu.

[1407] There's one lead break dancer.

[1408] His name is Geo.

[1409] He calls himself Freak Show.

[1410] And after two months of training, he He calls himself Freak Show?

[1411] Yeah, the whole thing's a freak show.

[1412] Oh, yeah.

[1413] It's like a band.

[1414] What's your name, man?

[1415] They're a group.

[1416] Freak Show.

[1417] How are you doing?

[1418] You'll, you know, you roll with them, you're going to feel a little freak show.

[1419] It's incredible.

[1420] He's 145 pounds, and after training two months, he did the Gracie Nationals.

[1421] And it looked like, you know, he did beginners division, but it looked like he was sandbagging.

[1422] he was just going right through dudes it was incredible and i thought wow what's this guy going to look like in a couple years well a year a year later sean bollinger's one of my black belt he is the one who certified that school he gave him a purple belt after one year and i'm like wow i mean how good is this guy getting now so i invited him and all his break dancers over to headquarters my school here in la and that you know he had a year experience and was already a purple belt And I'm like, hmm, this guy's like, he really is a freak.

[1423] Let me see what he feels like.

[1424] So I rolled with him, and it was incredible.

[1425] I'd never felt, you know, if a guy told him he wrestled his whole life and he's been doing Jiu -Jitsu a year, I would have a way easier time with that guy than I did, especially when he weighs 140, 145 pounds, it was incredible.

[1426] I've never felt anything like this.

[1427] And even the guys that were on a squad that were training eight months, 10 months.

[1428] It's like, wow.

[1429] Turbo and ozone.

[1430] I never felt anything like this.

[1431] It was incredible.

[1432] What did you say?

[1433] Turbo and ozone.

[1434] What does that mean?

[1435] That's from the movie Breaking.

[1436] Those were two.

[1437] So these exercises that they do, it's like at all, they're doing one -handed handstands, getting into flying double lotus.

[1438] They're balancing on their head without spinning.

[1439] You know, the old school break dancers would spin and then they would balance like a top.

[1440] They just get on their head.

[1441] And their balance is so extraordinary.

[1442] It's unbelievable.

[1443] They do like Cirque du Soleil stuff.

[1444] Cirque du Soleil is the only time that I can ever remember as a man, fin.

[1445] feeling.

[1446] I went with a chick, and as I was in the audience watching it, I felt like inadequate.

[1447] I felt like insecure.

[1448] I was like, I can't do that.

[1449] These guys, like, you know, I think of myself as being a guy who's in good shape.

[1450] I'm fit.

[1451] I work out all the time.

[1452] But I'm watching these guys move around.

[1453] I'm like, whoa, that guy just is doing a one -handed handstand.

[1454] His legs are going that way, and he's holding another man up in the air above him.

[1455] Yeah.

[1456] It was the craziest thing ever.

[1457] Like, the idea that someone could be that physically strong.

[1458] They're doing one -handed handstands, and I got this all on video.

[1459] I videotaped everything, all those guys.

[1460] It was unbelievable.

[1461] They do one -handed handstands, get into flying double lotus, and start jumping and hopping on one hand.

[1462] It's incredible when you feel like how strong they are.

[1463] I'm convinced that a lot of people separate balance exercises and then core exercises.

[1464] I think there's something about combining extreme core training, like they're doing all these handstands and balancing, and then combining extreme balance, you put them together, I think that really does create a whole new animal because I've never felt anything like this.

[1465] It's combining core exercises and extreme balance at the same time turns your body into something different.

[1466] It totally makes sense.

[1467] If you think about it, you know, the ability to manipulate your body in an extreme way, yoga alone makes you better at everything you do athletically.

[1468] It gives you much more control and much more, you know, just, you have a finer degree of movement where you can balance yourself better you have more but that's way harder than yoga yeah it's incredible it's extreme it's extreme yoga because there's a lot of yoga elements too yeah there's their style is is a combination of everything there's like they're doing they're bringing kung fu in they're bringing breakdance and they're bringing yoga putting it all together and like cirque du solet it's incredible these guys.

[1469] These guys are incredible.

[1470] I have seen some break dancers do some wild -ass fucking kung fuke kicks.

[1471] They call themselves the freak show man. I've seen break dancers do those flying flip kicks where they flip through the air and throw kicks at the same time.

[1472] Obviously the way I look at it is you need a lot more base in wrestling than you do in jiu -jitsu.

[1473] In jiu -jitsu the level of bass that's required is not nearly as much as wrestling.

[1474] Wrestling is all about getting that top position.

[1475] It's all about balance.

[1476] It's all about base.

[1477] But this of break dancing requires like 10 times more bass than a wrestler to do all these crazy things the base and the balances it's required is crazy so when they come back down and do jujitsu like the hardest part in jiu jitsu is getting the base and the balance the moves are actually fairly easy to learn you could show a nine -year -old girl a rear naked choke and like they could learn it in like five minutes or less it's the balance and putting it all together and the coordination and the dexterity and man when they come down and do jiu -jitsu once they learn and the basic object of the game and a couple passes it's extraordinary it really is that's amazing what if that turns out to be the the workout extreme gymnastics extreme break dancing I'm infusing fights are going to be so entertaining in the future you know what I mean it's going to be like choreograph this is the beginning this is the beginning of the infusion of this style exercise into the 10th planet system I'm definitely I'm sold I'm like I'm at the gym weightlifting I've been doing jujitsu 17 years and I'm doing squats I'm doing weightlifting.

[1478] And yes, I'm, I'm stronger than if I wasn't doing it.

[1479] But when you roll with a guy that's been doing jiu -jitsu a year, and he just feels, and he's, and I got 20 pounds on him, it's pretty extraordinary.

[1480] Everybody, like Rassan first told me, he goes, he went down there and did a seminar.

[1481] He goes, dude, have you rolled that Gio kid yet?

[1482] And I go, no, he goes, dude, I couldn't get that guy.

[1483] That guy's, it's, what, watch, wait until you roll with them.

[1484] It's incredible.

[1485] And it's not just him.

[1486] Like I said, the other guys, there were small dudes, too.

[1487] They were been doing jiu -jitsu eight months, 10 months.

[1488] And, yeah, I was getting them.

[1489] But, dude, I was going 100%.

[1490] It should have been really, really easy.

[1491] It wasn't really easy.

[1492] That's amazing.

[1493] It's incredible, man. So I'm starting already.

[1494] I'm like, my balance is terrible.

[1495] I can't do handstands, but I'm practicing against walls.

[1496] I'm going to slowly infuse that into the system.

[1497] I'm going to make that my workout.

[1498] You know what else I heard is really good, too, is Pilates.

[1499] And I think someone has a Pilates for Grapplers.

[1500] Doesn't want to Lloyd Irwin's dude?

[1501] Dudes have a Pilates for Grapplers DVD out or something like that?

[1502] I don't know But I read something about Pilates online There was some athlete It was looking to do something relaxing in between seasons He started doing Pilates And he was talking about How ridiculously hard it is And people think it's easy You know Because chicks are doing it But especially for a man To carry You know carrying a different amount of weight You know Pilates is supposed to be super awesome for you There's a lot of different things You can do It's amazing how Like pliable And developable Developable You know And engineerable, the body is.

[1503] How you can force it to do certain things.

[1504] Like, think of, like, I'm a perfect example.

[1505] Like, growing up doing Taekwondo, and my body still can do all that crazy shit.

[1506] You know, even if I took years off, you got to pee?

[1507] Yeah.

[1508] Your body adapts.

[1509] Like, your body.

[1510] Yeah, it's adapting.

[1511] It fits into a couch perfectly.

[1512] When you talk about being worried about your health, as you get older man why don't you stop smoking cigarettes because it's awesome i love it is really that good it's so great why don't you try cigars that's worse for you that's like focusing all the fucking cancer into your mouth and throat and gums i don't think it is i think um i think it gives you a little nicotine fix that's all phil hartman quit yeah quit smoking cigarettes by smoking cigars and i go did you have to smoke all day he goes no i smoked one or two a day at the most you just uh it just gives you a little fix and then you can slowly wean yourself off of it Because what you're really hooked on, according to people online.

[1513] I don't know if this is true.

[1514] What you're really hooked on is not just the tobacco, but the 599 additives.

[1515] The way they've got it engineered, if you can still get tobacco into your system and nicotine into your system, you can slip away from the grips of addiction slowly.

[1516] They say it takes 10 years off of your life, though.

[1517] It's like, oh, who cares?

[1518] Who wants to live the extra 10 years of your life?

[1519] That's not what it is.

[1520] It makes when you're 50, you feel like you're 60.

[1521] When you're 60, you feel like you're 70.

[1522] It doesn't just take 10 years off your life.

[1523] It makes you feel prematurely old and shitty.

[1524] You're cooking your body.

[1525] Enjoy it if you like it.

[1526] You say you love it.

[1527] Enjoy it.

[1528] Do you take a lot of vitamins to try to counteract the cigarettes?

[1529] I've been juicing.

[1530] I've been doing the juice thing.

[1531] Wake up and do...

[1532] How many cigarettes a day?

[1533] A pack.

[1534] A whole pack now?

[1535] God damn, son.

[1536] You were only about 10 cigarettes a day for a while.

[1537] Well, that was right after I quit when I started back up again.

[1538] Because when you start back up, you don't go right to the full pack.

[1539] You slowly go, I'm only smoking 10 a day, and then next thing you know, you're smoking.

[1540] You should go and do that ibogame shit.

[1541] Ibogame.

[1542] Yeah.

[1543] Does that work for addiction treatment?

[1544] Does that work for cigarettes?

[1545] It's supposed to be amazing for any addictions.

[1546] Not all of them.

[1547] There's certain pills that it, like it doesn't work on benzos.

[1548] Really?

[1549] Yeah, there's certain things.

[1550] Like, ayahuasca for some reason, it has something to do with alcohol.

[1551] Like in Brazil, the people that are part of the ayahuasca religions, they give their kids at 14.

[1552] ayahuasca to prevent them from being an alcoholic so that's real shit so well that makes sense well I think that's it because it's insightful because it lets you see it lets you you experience a deep spiritual connection with the mother earth and then you don't you don't want to be a fucking loser you know when you when you're in the presence of some form of divinity you know whatever the fuck the the spirit of the ayahuasca is whatever it is when you have that that crazy experience whatever the fuck you're in the presence of you that presence affects you forever I mean, that's essentially what these people are saying that's John Hopkins University study.

[1553] It changes their personality.

[1554] It makes them a different person.

[1555] And when you had, I heard the Graham Hancock podcast, and when you guys were talking about ayahuasca, you guys were talking about how the spirit of ayahuasca or whatever it is, is female, and you guys were into the, whatever you call the spirit world, or whatever that ayahuasca dimension is, What do you think that is?

[1556] I think, you know, when you were talking about, there's information around us all the time, and if we could have goggles, they could see all the fucking ones and zeros flying through the air and all the cellular signals and all the Wi -Fi.

[1557] I think it's very likely that we are just at a stop on the dial and that the reality of infinity is that there is a unlimited number of frequencies to tune into.

[1558] And it's not as simple as, you know, in one play.

[1559] I mean, we know, according to quantum physicists, and I don't understand it, but I'll repeat what they say, is that there are 11 dimensions, 11 known dimensions provable somehow or another by some mathematics that I'll never understand.

[1560] So if that's the case, what does that mean?

[1561] If we know that we have time and space, and we know that the basic dimensions that we're comfortable with, what the fuck are these other ones?

[1562] What the fuck is, what are those over?

[1563] And how do we know that this is just one sort of discovery on the way to discovering that, oh, no. This is a part of another fractal, and there are infinite numbers of different dimensions.

[1564] Because that, to me, seems just as likely as it's more than one.

[1565] I have a feeling that there's just an unlimited number of them, but we exist in one dimension.

[1566] We don't understand the other ones.

[1567] We can't tune into them, and part of our brain can.

[1568] And part of our brain can when we sleep, and part of our brain can.

[1569] And we think of traveling as a physical act of moving your tissue and your cells and your bones.

[1570] from one space to another space.

[1571] But that's silly.

[1572] What the fuck is imagination?

[1573] What are thoughts?

[1574] What are ideas?

[1575] What are language?

[1576] These are all things that are in the air.

[1577] These are all things that travel from people to people in the air.

[1578] But they create things and things become of them and empires get built because of using words.

[1579] And all this stuff comes from the human imagination.

[1580] And the human imagination is what tunes in when you're sleeping.

[1581] And it's where all these psychedelic compounds that are all created by your own body, that all interacts with all that shit and that's how things get done and that is why there is creativity that is the source of all of it the human imagination the human mind is a source of all this craziness that we say good and bad based on all that like all that craziness what do you think what would you guess like I think it's another dimension when you die what do you think happen I think you go right to that DMT world man that's what I mean I just guessing I'm totally guessing but if you had to if you had to if you had to guess You would think the soul's eternal?

[1582] This is what I think.

[1583] I think the idea of you just stops.

[1584] It ends.

[1585] I think the only reason why you and I or I and all of us, anybody listening, the only reason why we think of ourselves as one is because of our ego and it's because of our desire to protect our biology and to breed.

[1586] We are programmed to seek out a breeding partner and reproduce.

[1587] It's all natural and it's all chemical.

[1588] And then there's all sorts of roles that we play in society to ensure that the best genetics and the ones that are moving forward the most are the ones that get to breed the most.

[1589] It's all like simple and scientific and it all seems to me to be a part of some sort of an engineered system, an engineered system that's guaranteed to produce certain results.

[1590] You know how bacteria, they have their job and every cell has its job, but they don't really, they're not really, you wouldn't think the bacteria is conscious of what it's doing to our bodies.

[1591] It's very important.

[1592] Do you think like in this dimension, we're going around with their own lives watching TV doing our own thing but on the other side in another dimension what we're doing are our energy our frequency is important to what is going on on the other side we might be a cold we might be a cold for another dimension that's what we might be the negative energy that creeps through the cracks and fucks with their world because we're polluting our seas it just sounds like super ultra crazy sophisticated and complicated and well organized you know it's just like it sounds very intelligent doesn't it well i don't i wouldn't say intelligent but i would definitely say it follows a very specific direction you know i mean whether or not it's aware of that direction is another question entirely and i think that that's really debatable i think that i don't think a fucking caterpillar is aware that it's going to become a butterfly and i don't think a human being is necessarily aware of why the fuck what all we're doing is moving towards a certain direction.

[1593] No one is.

[1594] No one is.

[1595] So I wouldn't say it's intelligent.

[1596] I would say it's a direction.

[1597] It's a very specific direction.

[1598] The only time I feel like a contact with intelligence, like real divine intelligence, is psychedelic experiences.

[1599] Those are the only time I feel humbled by something.

[1600] However the fuck it is way smarter than me, even if it's just some sort of a chemical reaction in my mind, boy, the ultimate wisdom displayed by that chemical reaction, is not just tangible, but you carry it with you the rest of your life.

[1601] You carry those thoughts and what you've learned from those experiences the rest of your life.

[1602] And that's what they found is John Hopkins study on psilocybin mushrooms.

[1603] And that's what you've experienced in your life.

[1604] That's what I've experienced in my life.

[1605] You can't tell me it's not happening that way.

[1606] You're tuning into some other incredible intelligence and you're going, oh, okay.

[1607] Like I was taking myself seriously.

[1608] I was being ridiculous.

[1609] I was thinking that was important.

[1610] I was thinking I was special.

[1611] I was thinking I was right and everyone's wrong.

[1612] Like, whoa, you don't know.

[1613] jack shit and you have a few of those and you feel that.

[1614] I had this crazy dream a couple weeks ago that I was, me and my girlfriend were at the house I grew up in and she's in the backyard screaming.

[1615] It's night time.

[1616] It's late at night.

[1617] She's screaming, come back here, come back here.

[1618] And I thought like something was wrong with the baby or something.

[1619] So I run out in the backyard and she's looking up at the sky and then I look up in the sky and then you see all these intelligent shooting stars like it was full disclosure.

[1620] It was like all these beams of light, like with algorithms and equations and chemtrails in this fancy handwriting and chem trails in like hieroglyphics and all the answers and we're just standing there going shit all the equations like it just came out like what, what the hell?

[1621] What were you on?

[1622] I was dreaming.

[1623] But did you take anything before you went to bed?

[1624] No. I don't, not, I mean, I smoked weed.

[1625] You sure you didn't take alpha brain, Eddie?

[1626] Alpha brain will give you crazy lucid dreams That's a alpha brain commercial right there Alpha brain gives you crazy lucid dream You could cut that shit and just use it like in Howard's time Will you take an alpha brain when you had that?

[1627] No I haven't taken Alpha Brain when you have an extra bottle I want one I want your honest unbiased opinion about this Even if you hate it please So what would fucking happen if There was just full disclosure Like you just hear like aliens from the next star system just said okay, this is what's going down.

[1628] You've been part of this, you know, breeding, or whatever.

[1629] You're part of this Galactic Federation.

[1630] It's 2012.

[1631] This is what's going on.

[1632] And the whole history of us was just thrust upon us.

[1633] Well, imagine if our entire civilization was just the interstellar version of SeaWorld.

[1634] We're SeaWorld for aliens.

[1635] Exactly.

[1636] So you find this out and they tell you, they tell you, I don't even want to get into it because it's just...

[1637] Why?

[1638] You don't want to get into it.

[1639] What do you mean?

[1640] No, it's just, I don't want to get into it, but it just, man, what, what's going to happen?

[1641] What happened?

[1642] What happened right there?

[1643] You said you don't want to get into it.

[1644] Nah, it's a long story.

[1645] This guy came in the room and he started taking off his clothes and I started slowly sucking.

[1646] How would people react if, because if the entire truth, if it wasn't even aliens, what if like our government said, okay, this is what's going on?

[1647] This is the history of the solar system.

[1648] This is the history of the Galactic Federation.

[1649] We're actually part of this giant federation.

[1650] We were just left alone for a few hundred thousand years to get to a certain point.

[1651] Now we're part of this.

[1652] Now we need to move everybody to another planet because the asteroid's coming, so we need to get on some fucking goddamn ships.

[1653] You know what I mean?

[1654] Could you imagine if UFOs actually came from the ocean?

[1655] What if they all come from the ocean?

[1656] What if we don't know it?

[1657] U .S .os.

[1658] There's an intelligent species that is way older than us that figured out the best way to, exist is to dig trenches deep into the ocean.

[1659] They have these deep underwater civilization so they're completely cut off from all the rest of the fish and all the wildlife so they got completely removed from the food chain.

[1660] Much like we did by not living in the jungles how we moved in the cities, they just built these fucking things down underground and they became super sophisticated and they controlled their environment like no other animal in the ocean and they built fucking ships and they shoot those ships out into the ships look like gaffins.

[1661] And no they're actually octopus and all the octopus that we see here.

[1662] ones that got away.

[1663] Emperor Spongebob.

[1664] If something came from another planet, if something was so smart that it came from another planet, you would think that it would be able to hide itself.

[1665] You would think that's just, we're going to figure that out.

[1666] Before we figure out, interplanetary travel, we're going to figure out cloaking.

[1667] Because if you pay attention, they're pretty close to cloaking.

[1668] They figured out a way to make a tank.

[1669] It broadcast something.

[1670] It projects it on the side of the tank.

[1671] So it looks like the walls behind it.

[1672] It's fucking crazy shit.

[1673] It's crazy shit.

[1674] So they're pretty close to figuring you how to do that and make it look really good because if you think about the first one megapixel camera I had one dude it was a brick it was a one megapixel digital camera it was a brick and now your phone has an eight megapixel camera or even more how about when they master your thoughts and your dreams and you could sell your dreams and like badass dudes that are lucid lucid dreamers and they create amazing it's like watching movies like movies it's like watching a martial arts movie like you watch an MMA now why are we going to watch Jeff Speakman Why are we going to watch Stephen Seagal?

[1675] We got the real shit.

[1676] And then when you start watching real dreams, like you just, you download them, boom, here's my shit.

[1677] What was that movie that Juliette Lewis?

[1678] What if the dude was completely crazy and you run the risk of becoming crazy by following his dreams?

[1679] Like, but there's a few dudes who are just fucking their dreams are so awesome.

[1680] You're like, I'll fucking risk it.

[1681] And you want to ride dragons through the fucking cosmos and shit.

[1682] This guy has these ridiculous, vivid, multi -color sources.

[1683] or a dream.

[1684] Strange days, right?

[1685] When that technology, Strange days.

[1686] Yeah, Strange days is similar to that.

[1687] When you got that technology, like mastering your thoughts and your dreams into a DVD combined with virtual reality technology where now you could get inside someone else's dream and then they'll do real time like webcam dreams.

[1688] Like you go into their dreams as they're dreaming.

[1689] Well, that I was talking about from Gizmodo where they recorded the dreams.

[1690] That's very close to that.

[1691] Well, you know what's going to be They've already done it.

[1692] I want a link of, I want to see what the fuck that looks like.

[1693] What about when they figure out a way to actually force you to dream?

[1694] What if they figure out a way to trigger dreaming?

[1695] Like they figure out a way to somehow, I know that they activate something in your mind, and whatever chemicals that are released and whatever situation becomes artificial, like instantaneous.

[1696] You know, they can make you dream.

[1697] See, this is, this video is showing what they recorded from brain activity on the right side.

[1698] they watched it while they're watching it.

[1699] Whoa, that image of the fucking guy?

[1700] Keep playing that.

[1701] So on the right side is what the brain is seeing.

[1702] On the left side is what the person's watching.

[1703] Damn, that's incredible.

[1704] That's insane.

[1705] Yeah, it's on Gizmodo.

[1706] There's a lot of people that are worried about this, right?

[1707] Gizmodo.

[1708] Scientists reconstruct brains, visions, into digital video and that's the ultimate experience.

[1709] A lot of people are worried about this.

[1710] They're worried about this ultimate conversion of people and machine, and then it's happening way quicker than we think this, you know, when you look up and you realize that stuff like that is taking place right under your nose and you didn't know about it, you're like, oh my God, like what is next?

[1711] What is next somehow or another?

[1712] We're going to be able to read each other's minds.

[1713] We're going to go right into each other's brains and we're all going to become one organism.

[1714] We're going to really recognize ourselves as one.

[1715] Yeah, talking's going to be fucking for idiots.

[1716] You know, it's just going to be telepathy.

[1717] You take telepathy 101.

[1718] They're going to run into people that still talk.

[1719] We're going to be like shaving a head at them.

[1720] Living in the bush in Australia.

[1721] We like talking, Mike.

[1722] You'll laugh at those people but without any facial expressions.

[1723] You just laugh in your head.

[1724] And that's the time we could talk to the dolphins and animals and be Dr. do that all.

[1725] Do you think that's what aliens stand for, the archetype of the alien with the big giant head and the big eyes and the emotional face?

[1726] All that emotion outside is all just necessary only because we're shitty at communicating.

[1727] And once we were able to communicate completely through the mind, we don't need anything anymore.

[1728] Yeah.

[1729] So what do you think that represents.

[1730] It represents our inevitable future, our encoded end.

[1731] It's got to be.

[1732] I wonder.

[1733] That's just the way it goes.

[1734] Technology marches on.

[1735] It makes a staggering pace.

[1736] If you look at us compared to chimps, right?

[1737] I mean, we're not done.

[1738] It's very clear that human beings are some sort of a work in progress.

[1739] And if you look at us compared to chimps, the big mystery in the fossil record is the doubling of the human brain size that it doubled over a period of two million years.

[1740] And they don't know why.

[1741] They don't know what it was.

[1742] But, you know, whatever the fuck could be on or notic.

[1743] The old days.

[1744] Well, they wouldn't count right.

[1745] Yeah.

[1746] The art part.

[1747] How many dear we kill?

[1748] I thought it was too.

[1749] So if you think about what we became from the monkey origin, you know, the original, you know, lower primates, what we became with our bigger head.

[1750] Well, if it's going to keep moving in that same direction, we're going to have big giant heads.

[1751] And if you look at the muscles that are on chimps, and then you look at the scrawny ass average American male, you know, who doesn't exercise and just works in a fucking in a cubicle all day, they're scrony.

[1752] body is very much like the scrawny body of an alien so if you keep going in that direction that's exactly what they come out like you come out like some fucking giant brainiac with like little twig limbs they can't get anything done no jiu jitsu at all no sprawl everything you've ever happened you can get with without a facial expression and without a sound without a peep you can get all that you can have so much fun just in your head you just go into other people's head and you just like you know go into a trance and you just get all this information and go through all their memories you look at someone else and go through their child and go man I love hanging out with you but in telepathy just going through everyone's life.

[1753] I wonder if that's darkness and then you learn to block your thoughts.

[1754] You'd be like the best masturbation site.

[1755] I'm going to Eddie's head and just be like yeah.

[1756] I wonder if that's what aliens are.

[1757] I wonder if aliens have figured out what they are is real things that we're never going to have real evidence about because they don't exist in this dimension and they interdimensional travel.

[1758] They just figured out how to tune into different dimensions.

[1759] So they can come here hang for a little while and fucking Vammuz, but they do it in a way that almost is undetectable or that our instruments can't really pick up because they're not even from here.

[1760] So they'll show up as ghosts of discs flying through the sky and we barely register them because what we're getting is like static.

[1761] It's like we're watching one station on TV and it's not quite tuned in and another one comes in and it's in Mexican.

[1762] That's what we're getting.

[1763] We're getting like some some bleed over from another dimension, and that's what UFOs are.

[1764] Does Bob Lazar have a Twitter?

[1765] Wouldn't that be cool to have one on your show?

[1766] I think he's full of shit.

[1767] He might be.

[1768] He knows a lot, and he's fascinating, but I almost wonder if that guy's working for the government if he's a disinformation agent.

[1769] Because he lied about going to MIT.

[1770] He lied about shit that's really traceable.

[1771] But then he says that, oh, the government hit his records.

[1772] But that's not true, because they found school books from people who went to school with him, supposedly, that we're in those classes and there's no Bhabas are there's old versions of the I mean unless they went back in time and altered you know every single one of the year books the government's not going to do that that would get caught so he didn't say anything like that crazy he said he was like he said he saw like that could easily we already know that they're like German UFOs it's probably some American one that he saw you know and it doesn't mean that it was alien it could be like some U .S. Air Force UFO that's not what he's saying though what he's saying is is absolutely alien The way, when they were hired, they were hired to back engineer it.

[1773] His whole story is, if you don't know who Robert Lazar is, Robert Lazar is a guy who claimed to have worked for Area 51.

[1774] The story is, he had this job there.

[1775] He became fascinated.

[1776] He was a scientist, and he started helping him work with their aliens.

[1777] They had these alien spacecraft that they had, and they were trying to reconstruct him.

[1778] But while this all was going on, they have to know everything you're doing.

[1779] So they monitor all your phone calls, and they found out that his wife was cheating on him.

[1780] And so they go, this motherfucker's going to be emotionally unstable.

[1781] We've got to kick him out of the program because he's got turmoil in his life.

[1782] So they fired him abruptly.

[1783] He didn't understand why.

[1784] They wouldn't explain to him why.

[1785] They fired him.

[1786] And so the guy started bringing his friends around to watch the UFOs get launched.

[1787] And that's when he got arrested.

[1788] And that's when he started telling his story.

[1789] You know, he started telling his story about how he worked there and they hired him to back engine.

[1790] It sounds awesome when you listen to him talk.

[1791] Yeah.

[1792] And when he breaks down science and all these equations and shit, it's amazing.

[1793] I mean, man, he's an amazing liar.

[1794] If he doesn't know what the fuck he's talking about, but he's going off with it, he's saying some incredible shit about anti -gravity and all this crazy shit.

[1795] It almost makes me think that he's a plant and that he's like what's hired to do this because it makes UFOs look silly.

[1796] Because when you look into the guy and he says all these fantastic things, and then you find out that he actually never really went to MIT.

[1797] He lied about his past and, you know, they can't find any record of him anywhere.

[1798] And maybe he worked at Los Alamos, you know, who the fuck knows what he did there.

[1799] but he wasn't involved in any area of 51 bullshit.

[1800] This is, of course, obviously, what the government says.

[1801] But it makes him look ridiculous.

[1802] It makes him look silly if he lied about where he went to school.

[1803] So maybe if you wanted to end speculation about any particular area where not UFOs were there, you have some guy tell some crazy story about it, and then make sure that he's full of shit.

[1804] Make sure he's full of shit about other things.

[1805] So people investigate when a fantastical story, they have to investigate.

[1806] And they investigate, and they investigate, and they find out that, he's full of shit and it makes the whole thing same silly.

[1807] But we know for a fact they definitely test weapons there.

[1808] And there's videos that people have shot back before they extended the range of where you're prohibited to travel.

[1809] You used to be able to get much closer to Area 51, but people would go to the certain ridge and they would film all these different things flying through the air.

[1810] Like these fucking crazy things taking all these right angle turns in the middle of the sky.

[1811] And what most people think is that that's where they were initially practicing with drones and that those things that were glowing in the sky, the reason why they look like UFOs is like this is, the reason why they move so haphazardly through the sky, these were all radio controlled and they really hadn't, didn't have it down yet.

[1812] And we know now they have drones down to a fucking science.

[1813] You know, and now the drone technology has gotten to the point.

[1814] Yeah.

[1815] They killed that guy, that American -born terrorist.

[1816] They killed a couple of them, I guess.

[1817] But can the drones, can the drones move like they, like those lights did?

[1818] That they captured?

[1819] I don't know.

[1820] They seem to be...

[1821] I don't think so.

[1822] They seem to be just like model airplanes.

[1823] Yeah, those are just model airplanes.

[1824] So I don't know about the drone theory.

[1825] Well, you're going to think about what these drones are for.

[1826] These drones are carrying missiles.

[1827] They were just the weight alone.

[1828] If you have something, then it's in, you know, say if you have something and it's, you're flying around some magnetic device, some new next level anti -gravity fucking ball of steel.

[1829] And we figured out how to pilot this thing, but it's not that accurate.

[1830] It works on magnetic waves, and it's all fucking nutty.

[1831] But it glows, and it flies all around.

[1832] There's no one in it, so it can take crazy G -force turns in the sky.

[1833] It's very possible that that's a completely different thing, but that they learn from that.

[1834] And they apply specific things that they learn from that into these other drones that they make.

[1835] But the other drones that they make are often, they're just based on artificially powered planes, which they've had forever.

[1836] And that was the part of Operation Northwoods.

[1837] They were going to blow up a drone plane.

[1838] They already had the ability to launch a fucking plane into the sky just using, you know, remote control.

[1839] So I think that it's entirely possible that all that shit that people saw around Nevada.

[1840] It's like things that the government experimented on.

[1841] And that you have a guy like Robert Lazar who comes and says all this crazy shit about UFOs and turns out he's a liar and then it makes the whole idea of UFOs being there to be nonsense.

[1842] And then people just want to leave it alone.

[1843] I think it's more of a place where they keep seeds, keep certain like animals, almost like a Noah's Ark. Yeah, like a...

[1844] Like for civilization.

[1845] Why do you think that?

[1846] Because they have to do that.

[1847] The government has to do that?

[1848] I mean, don't you think they have, like, they've already bought, like, seeds -wise, the government has already bought, like, almost every single seed possible, you know, and that's to keep it, isn't it to keep it, like, pure to, like, always have?

[1849] Where have you heard this?

[1850] Where are you getting this information from?

[1851] I don't know.

[1852] I saw something online about how the government bought, all the seeds, all the seeds, all the huge companies.

[1853] A Noah's Ark situation?

[1854] Or one company bought all these seeds.

[1855] Norway, they got that.

[1856] They have like billions of seeds that they got stored.

[1857] That's like a news.

[1858] They got Norway, seed storage.

[1859] Really?

[1860] So they're preparing for the end of the world.

[1861] Oh, yeah.

[1862] Yeah.

[1863] I think that's a fact.

[1864] I think that's closer probably what it is.

[1865] You know, like area, it's like just to be in the middle of the United States.

[1866] Apparently, Norway has the biggest underground bunkers, too, over 33 square miles.

[1867] That's the rumor.

[1868] Really?

[1869] Norway's the biggest.

[1870] It could house the rumor.

[1871] They could house a million, a million, a million, a million people.

[1872] people for two years.

[1873] Well, I know there's some place in the Palm Springs Desert.

[1874] There's some guy, they had them on TV, and he was talking about it.

[1875] They've set up apartments there, and people buy them.

[1876] They're like a quarter million bucks, and you own an apartment underground.

[1877] Oh, yeah, they have that.

[1878] You can find that shit on the Internet, dude.

[1879] They're abandoned missile silos that they're making, like, communities and shit.

[1880] And they won't let just anybody.

[1881] Yeah.

[1882] I have a friend who actually looked into it, and he wants to spend the money.

[1883] Yeah.

[1884] The problem is, is you spend.

[1885] How are you going to get there when like a fucking tidal wave comes or even if you even if you could get there like you bought there's like the communities that they're building and do you have to have some kind of skill to even buy one?

[1886] Like how are you going to contribute to this community?

[1887] So you got to pass all these tests and these interviews.

[1888] And then they take like 50 grand or whatever.

[1889] Like when shit goes down and I'm at the front door, are you going to open the goddamn door for me?

[1890] You know what I mean?

[1891] The only way that would work is if everyone had their own.

[1892] own private entrance and you had your own key to it.

[1893] You know what I mean?

[1894] But fuck.

[1895] If you opened up the door and then the horde of zombies came in behind you and killed everybody in the thing.

[1896] Yeah.

[1897] Yeah, I could totally seem like, don't fucking open the door for nobody.

[1898] Some shit went down.

[1899] Apartment complexes.

[1900] Remember when you lived, if you ever lived in an apartment complex, someone leaves a door open and people get in and break into people's houses?

[1901] And that's what happens.

[1902] Yeah.

[1903] Yeah.

[1904] Like, I wouldn't trust that.

[1905] They'll take your money now.

[1906] Yeah.

[1907] That seems too sketchy unless you live in it.

[1908] Unless you're a compound guy.

[1909] Like you got a house.

[1910] Like you remember, I don't know if you.

[1911] you heard about this, there was a house in Italy, and they suspected this guy of having some sort of an underground military bunker because he had moved a bunch of dirt out of there, and there had been years and years of construction.

[1912] And so the Italian government threatened him.

[1913] They're like, dude, we're going to burn your fucking house down and kill you.

[1914] Like, tell us what the fuck is going on in your basement.

[1915] Like, they were threatened by this guy.

[1916] Well, they went into his basement, and he had this incredible artistically designed temple.

[1917] It's all different styles of art. When I say artistically designed, it wasn't like my happenstance.

[1918] It's like engineered and planned, this huge caverns, like thousands and thousands and thousands of square feet.

[1919] And it's like one room is in an Egyptian theme, and the other room is in this incredible, other beautiful theme.

[1920] Was he preparing for the end of the world?

[1921] I don't know, but he built this fucking thing under his house.

[1922] Like he built a whole different world under his house.

[1923] It's amazing, man. It's amazing.

[1924] You know, people are always trying to build things and hide from people because they're worried about the inevitable collapse.

[1925] Just get a nice spot down in the middle of the earth.

[1926] airs pumped up through a straw.

[1927] They're definitely building bigger and bigger bunkers and they're turning into cities.

[1928] That's just natural.

[1929] If I was the ruler of the world, I would just have people on the case nonstop.

[1930] Keep building that shit deeper and deeper and deeper.

[1931] Keep building it.

[1932] You know what I mean?

[1933] Because if you're running shit and you have the power and unlimited resource to build some safety, of course, it's this natural human behavior.

[1934] It's the human condition to dig underground and be safe.

[1935] If you could, If you could have, you had all the money, shit, just keep digging.

[1936] If you were doing that, though, you literally might be some of the last people on Earth.

[1937] What a crazy responsibility that would feel.

[1938] If you knew that the whole world got wiped out, but you were inside some fucking thing, and that, you know, there was a, you know, you had a 90 % chance.

[1939] And once you got out, the radiation had died down enough so that you could survive.

[1940] You've got to survive two years under there.

[1941] Yeah.

[1942] If the government came up to you and said, Joe, we need you to keep your mouth shot, man. You and your family can all come.

[1943] You got a past, we got DIP.

[1944] It's coming, but you just got to shut up about it.

[1945] We just can't fit everybody.

[1946] We can't fit everybody in.

[1947] You and your family, just pipe down.

[1948] I never thought of it that way.

[1949] Like, if you were creating.

[1950] You have to wonder who you want to live with.

[1951] If you were creating a new is arc. It might be better to just die.

[1952] It might be better to find out where the asteroid's going to hit and drive there.

[1953] That might be the move, man. You're living underground with a bunch of fucking other savages.

[1954] I think naturally we have that drive.

[1955] We want to live, hope.

[1956] We're always reaching out.

[1957] No matter what, we're trying to live.

[1958] We have a responsibility to keep this race going.

[1959] I never thought about it.

[1960] If you were creating a Noah's arc, what animals you would, because you wouldn't do every single animal.

[1961] You would keep the ones that were the most important.

[1962] Like chickens.

[1963] Dude, I would just do nothing but buddies, bro.

[1964] Just rats.

[1965] It would be chickens, cows.

[1966] The idea of being able to actually hold all the animals in one place is ridiculous.

[1967] However, the idea of being able to hold the genetic information for all the animals in one place is absolutely doable.

[1968] And so that's what, if there was ever a Noah's arc in the real life past of humanity, what it is is probably a DNA bank.

[1969] And that at one point in time, you know, there was a high level of intelligence that was, you know, like when Graham Hancock was on, he was talking about, like, intelligence must have reached like very high levels and then got wiped out by some huge natural disaster.

[1970] And then people were sort of left to fend for themselves and kind of re -figure things out.

[1971] And some things never get figured out again, man. Some people reached a certain direction, a certain level, and they reached it in Egypt and, you know, in 3 ,000 BC.

[1972] We still haven't hit that yet.

[1973] That makes sense to me. That makes a lot of sense to me. You know, I don't know, I mean, I know that my genes would want to keep going.

[1974] I would want to keep going.

[1975] I would want to, but man, what kind of a life would that be?

[1976] The post -apocalyptic life that would suck a bad thing.

[1977] I would definitely do it.

[1978] I would want to, I would try to live.

[1979] Yeah, I think I would too.

[1980] I would too, but the fuck it would suck.

[1981] And you were just supposed to try to make as many babies as possible.

[1982] So you just had to find any girl you can and just come in her and just like, that'd be awesome.

[1983] Isn't it amazing, though?

[1984] Isn't it amazing that our terrified world, what's the terrified, the terrified world is that we would lose all of this.

[1985] We'd lose everything that we can bang on.

[1986] We could lose our houses and we'd be stuck with just needing to forage for food.

[1987] We can't go to stores.

[1988] We don't have trucks anymore.

[1989] Start over.

[1990] Everything start over.

[1991] Start over.

[1992] We're terrified of starting over.

[1993] Every other animal starts over every fucking day of the week.

[1994] we're terrified of it we we are so connected to devices and inventions and technology that the idea of being alone in nature forever is fucking horrific that's horrific that's jail you'd rather go to jail and get fed four square meals a day and at least if your bunkie's a good guy you can play chess together you know what if you were allowed like what if the government said okay we got one year this motherfucker is going to hit us everybody build your own bunker in the back backyard and everyone just started building you know how you know how rich Mexicans would be they'd be charging a lot of money man why because that would be the ones doing it they'd be the ones digging in bunkers they'd be charging 150 an hour well I think they'd want their own they'd want their own bunker man they'd be like fuck you money doesn't mean anything when an asteroid's coming and they tell you how deep it's got to be it's got to be you know they already have their tunnels 30 yards deep you know it's coming you got one year everybody would be digging man they'd have instructions everyone has their instructions from the government build your own shit you have a year could you imagine if you were underground and everyone's locked down and you're all waiting there's a countdown and you know that it's supposed to happen within the minute you have video cameras you're in a bunker you're in underground you're just waiting for the thump you're waiting for the impact of the earth you just feel the whole thing just rattle and shake could you imagine they say that the The one that killed the dinosaurs, when it hit the earth, it was five miles deep in the first second and a half.

[1995] The first second and a half, it went five miles deep into the earth.

[1996] And these are the same people that measured the brain from that long, from the caveman in time, right?

[1997] No, these are just regular, I don't know, it's totally different types of science, you fuckhead.

[1998] They just talk about what an impact that must have been like, you know?

[1999] And if you were right there, you're fucked.

[2000] but if you were on the other side in your three -mile deep bunker.

[2001] Five miles deep, y 'all.

[2002] You know, I'd do.

[2003] How much oxygen would you need?

[2004] You would have to have plants, but would that even work?

[2005] Could you, like, have an environment underground where you had plants?

[2006] Sure.

[2007] And you generated electricity so that you could give the light, artificial sunlight to the plants, and the plants cleaned up the carbon dioxide that you breathed out and gave you oxygen.

[2008] Would that be possible?

[2009] Could you develop an environment like that?

[2010] I don't know.

[2011] I wonder if they could do that.

[2012] If they could figure out a way, if there's some method of power that they could harness.

[2013] Like, say, if they had some sort of an underground reactor.

[2014] So they got this underground reactor, and they got this set up for the fact that it'll work for X amount of years, blah, blah, blah.

[2015] And they have a whole artificial world down there.

[2016] And this reactor runs these lights, and they make it rain on these plants.

[2017] And the plants breathe out oxygen, and we breathe out carbon dioxide, and they live off that shit.

[2018] Everyone makes their own underground bunker, and we've figured out a way, like, you know, like we have a power source that's going to last for two years or whatever.

[2019] We could communicate with other people on, like, these walkie -talkies and shit, and then you start digging to them, and you make, like, little tunnels to them and shit, and other people try to jack you with their tunnels.

[2020] Like, dude, I don't want you in my life, dude, just go back, boom.

[2021] Yeah, what happens when people would jack in tunnels, when people's tunnels cross and you have to put gates on your tunnels.

[2022] I live in a gate of tunnel.

[2023] Where does all the poop go?

[2024] People just show up each other.

[2025] No, dude, I live in a totally gated tunnel.

[2026] You have a guard gated tunnel.

[2027] That could be crazy, right?

[2028] Well, it's possible.

[2029] It's underground, man. People breaking into your shit all the time from underneath.

[2030] It's going to be terrible.

[2031] If the power ever goes out under there, what a horrible way to die.

[2032] No, you would have to have a syringe ready to go for everyone in my family.

[2033] We all have a syringe.

[2034] If some shit goes down, just shoot that motherfucker over.

[2035] Yeah.

[2036] And then just go to sleep and just fuck it.

[2037] And on that pretty note.

[2038] Thanks Eddie We didn't even say your name Eddie Bravo It's been in the house Thank you very much We just started talking I'm going to be in Montreal This in October later I'm going to be a 10th Planet Vista Go to the Nibiru The Nibiru Forum at 10th planetjj .com All my seminar information is there Thank you very much What was that Brian?

[2039] I had a special effect on the song Montreal coming You're so silly This Friday Houston Texas The Verizon Wireless Theater with Brendan Walsh and Joey Diaz.

[2040] We're coming correct.

[2041] We're slinging Dick and passing out bubblegum, as Joey Diaz would say.

[2042] Nice.

[2043] If you're going to walk on ice, you might as well dance.

[2044] St. Louis in November, Australia, Melbourne, in December.

[2045] Where's your website?

[2046] They're not going to remember this.

[2047] Where's your website?

[2048] 10th PlanetJJ .com.

[2049] Shazam.

[2050] Go to the forum.

[2051] That's where all the info is.

[2052] If you're looking for a place to train, Legends in Hollywood is where it all goes down.

[2053] Come to California.

[2054] Where's the address?

[2055] 5176 Santa Monica Boulevard.

[2056] It's on the east side of Hollywood, big -ass gym.

[2057] We got ex -pole there.

[2058] We got pole dances.

[2059] We got jiu -jitsu.

[2060] I teach jiu -suituit there.

[2061] That's 10th Planet Headquarters.

[2062] We got an excellent kickboxing gym.

[2063] We got an awesome MMA team.

[2064] Chris Riley is the MMA coach.

[2065] He's the head coach for the Legends' MMA team.

[2066] And it even has creepy co -ed locker rooms.

[2067] So one of the...

[2068] Really?

[2069] Yeah.

[2070] It's the weirdest shit of all time.

[2071] Yeah.

[2072] The strippers are training with the ass.

[2073] animals.

[2074] Oh, it's done on purpose.

[2075] Yeah, well, the dudes are taking gnarly shits and they get out and girls are waiting to get in there.

[2076] I have more than one time taking a gnarly shit.

[2077] And then you get out and some poor girls waiting to get in there and they're all in the bathroom and they're like, all right, good luck with that.

[2078] Good luck with that.

[2079] We actually, I didn't know this until recently, but we actually have the biggest strip pole class.

[2080] Like, we have the longest poles.

[2081] That's what he said.

[2082] And I didn't know that.

[2083] I didn't know we had the most ultimate pole dancing school.

[2084] insured to the gills from chicks falling on their heads.

[2085] Yeah, I'm surprised it doesn't happen that often.

[2086] You hear about that Anderson Cooper thing?

[2087] Anderson Cooper's got a new daytime talk show, and he had some kid doing some skateboard stunt, and the kid fell on his head, and he's in critical condition.

[2088] Oh, shit.

[2089] He's fucked up.

[2090] The producer's like, come on, show us something crazy.

[2091] I know you can do something crazy.

[2092] So the kid does something crazy and falls and lands on his fucking head.

[2093] On the show.

[2094] Well, they didn't use it.

[2095] They didn't air it, but they did it for the show.

[2096] Wow.

[2097] Don't listen to Anderson Cooper, okay?

[2098] If he tells you to get crazy, think about what you're doing that's all I got to say the loop I missed the loop it's fucking show's over folks thank you to the fleshlight if you go to joe rogan dot net click on the link for the fleshlight entering the code name rogan you would get 15 % off the number one sex toy for men and if you're looking for alpha brain go to on it on nit .com and entering the code name rogan save 10 % I'm saving you money on your loads and your brain that's it the show's over um we may have one tomorrow.

[2099] I don't know.

[2100] We've got to find a suitable guest.

[2101] And you're going to be a comedy juice at the Melrose Improv.

[2102] Oh yeah, tomorrow night.

[2103] I don't usually advertise that shit, son.

[2104] I just show up.

[2105] I'll be at Ice House Thursday.

[2106] Go!

[2107] Go crazy.

[2108] You're going to tell jokes?

[2109] Hey, I'm going to be there with Ari Shafir and Freddie Lockhart for Comedy Juice at 10 p .m. Oh, Thursday at the Ice House, the small room is the shit, dude.

[2110] Are you doing the small room?

[2111] No, the main room.

[2112] That's the small room.

[2113] I'm in love with that small room, that 85 cedar.

[2114] We're going to be there a lot more often, ladies and gentlemen.

[2115] thanks for everything thank you everybody came out to dc and wherever the fuck else i was Denver and uh we've been having a lot of fun and uh this weekend joey dyes and brandon walsh at the verizon wireless some tickets still available we're ready to come and then the next night's the ufc oh it's gonna be crazy good ufc too thank you eddie bravo thank you very much at jjj dot com oh shit shazam