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[12] This is the Dan Levatore show with the Stugats podcast.
[13] Stugats, I would be remiss if I did not tell you something that is happening tonight because the Boston Red Sox don't have anything to play for, and Cora is interested in making some magic.
[14] Are you guys aware of this story?
[15] Because it's a really fun one.
[16] It's never happened in the history of the sport.
[17] And, And people like Tim Kirchon and Mike Scher just love the details on this story because of how ridiculous it is.
[18] The Blue Jays and the Red Sox played a suspended game.
[19] And in the time since the suspended game, which needs to be replayed tonight, Billy, do you know this story?
[20] I do.
[21] Okay, because it's just.
[22] We were debating whether or not the Red Sox were out of it.
[23] They're four and a half back.
[24] They're not out of it.
[25] They're one square back of the wild court.
[26] I make a little run, little push.
[27] I was doing the same thing.
[28] I mean, I don't think they're good enough, but okay.
[29] They can catch the Twinkies of the Royals.
[30] I know, but it's just cheating because the wild card is such a bogus thing.
[31] They're not as good as the Orioles.
[32] It was good for baseball.
[33] It was good for baseball, and I love the wild card, but to say they're in wildcard contention and to say they're good, those aren't synonyms.
[34] What did you think of Scott's service being dismissed?
[35] The Mariners, I have been following them closely, and I was heartbroken.
[36] for them because their pitching has been a half a run better than everyone else is pitching and I thought a Rosarena was going to bring them something and then the first game I'm watching of him 0 for 5 with five strikeouts and he drops a fly ball he's actually fitting right in are you just following Randy or Rosarena's career last year it was raised now it's matters I've been watching a lot of baseball I love baseball and what's wild card teams have won the world dance fandom goes wherever Randy goes we know that I am not saying that the wild card team cannot win the World Series.
[37] I am saying the Red Sox aren't actually very good.
[38] That's what I'm saying.
[39] He's got to get hot.
[40] You like Cow Raleigh?
[41] Yeah.
[42] Big Dumber.
[43] He's got a great nickname.
[44] Big Dumber.
[45] Wish he got his average up a bit, if I'm going to be honest.
[46] Put it on the poll at Lebitard show.
[47] Is Big Dumber a good nickname?
[48] Because I don't feel like it is a good nickname.
[49] I think it's a bad nickname.
[50] For a catcher, a power -hitting catcher?
[51] You kidding me?
[52] Big Dumber.
[53] I imagine someone takes a big shit on the plate.
[54] That's what I imagine.
[55] Well, because of his standing position as a catcher, you could see it happening.
[56] So here's the story, Stugats.
[57] Danny Jansen, because the suspended game he was playing for the Blue Jays and because tonight he will play for the Red Sox, it's not merely that he will become the first player to play for both teams in a game in Major League history.
[58] but because he's the catcher, and I don't know if you guys know this part, and because he was up to bat when the last game was suspended and he had an 0 -1 count, he is going to catch the ball for what began as his at -bat.
[59] What?
[60] He's going to be the catcher on it at bat that began as his, but the pinch hitter, unfortunately, will inherit it because it was only one strike.
[61] If it were two strikes on it, then it would be Danny Jansons at bat, where he would be, he'd be the great all -time riddle of how, explain to me how it is that there was once a catcher who caught his own at bat.
[62] That's amazing.
[63] Right?
[64] It's amazing.
[65] Catching his own at bats.
[66] I mean, it's worth watching.
[67] I don't feel like Roy is finding this as interesting as the rest of us are.
[68] I don't think that Chris Cody is finding this as interesting.
[69] As a baseball oddity, I don't think that these guys are finding it as interesting as I do.
[70] So if he had two strikes and this pinch hitter struck out, would that strikeout be charged to Danny Jansen?
[71] Yes, the way, and I didn't know this before reading this story.
[72] This was not a rule that I was familiar with.
[73] But because Danny Jansen only had one strike, the at -bat is not his.
[74] But once you get to two strikes and at -bat, you've done more than half of the at -bat.
[75] And therefore the at -bat is yours.
[76] Well, no, because if a home run happens, he doesn't get credit for the home run.
[77] If he's got two strikes...
[78] And a home -run happens, it's his home run.
[79] Well, then I would serve up a meatball as the catcher, right?
[80] I don't have to do anything.
[81] I give the hitter a favorable pitch so that they hit a home run and I get credit for it.
[82] I actually believe that the only way that the abat counts against you is if it's a failure.
[83] I don't think that if it then succeeds and the ball comes out of your...
[84] Well, that's not fair.
[85] That's not fair.
[86] If he gets his failure, he should get his success.
[87] I mean...
[88] So I'd still serve up a meatball.
[89] I don't want to strike out accredited to me. So wait a minute.
[90] You guys, let me just see the argument you're making.
[91] You're saying...
[92] Let us see it, too.
[93] Let me see what you're saying here.
[94] So, Danny Jansen goes O and 2.
[95] Right.
[96] He owns the A -B.
[97] And then someone hits a home run.
[98] You want me to give that home run to Danny Jansen.
[99] All he contributed to the at -bat was the two strikes.
[100] It's his at -bats.
[101] Yeah, if he gets the strike -out, he should get the home run.
[102] Right.
[103] No. Why?
[104] Because he's responsible for the majority of the failure.
[105] I get it.
[106] He's not responsible for the majority of the success.
[107] Not if he's calling the pitch, he could be responsible for the success as well.
[108] The old number one.
[109] Exactly right.
[110] You tell the pinch hit a hang right here, right down the pipe.
[111] You guys aren't interested in baseball.
[112] We've got the legitimate chance that a bunch of shit is going to be decided the last weekend of the season, like that everything has stakes on it the last week of the season.
[113] That's why the wild card is a great addition.
[114] Can you imagine that once upon a time, only two teams from each league?
[115] made it.
[116] It's hard to imagine how unfair that is.
[117] Like you could win a hundred games and not make it to the playoffs.
[118] Too bad.
[119] They went straight to the ALCS and the NLCS.
[120] That was a thing.
[121] They didn't have multiple divisions.
[122] But you guys aren't interested in baseball.
[123] Mike, you were following the Mariners for a while.
[124] They just can't hit at all.
[125] They've got great pitching and they cannot hit.
[126] They cannot hit.
[127] But if you would have told me, hey, the first career postseason touchdown pass of Marcus Marriota's career was to Marcus Marriota, I would have been more in because football.
[128] The thing that's happened with the Mariners, Stugats, they've coughed up a 10 -game lead in 51 games.
[129] The Stroes got good, though.
[130] The Stroes got good after started like 7 and 19 or something, but what's happened that's super interesting there is not since the 69 Mets has a team gone from 10 up to 5 back this quickly, and it's just because they can't hit at all.
[131] On eight occasions, a team has won 100 games and missed the playoffs.
[132] Well, that wouldn't happen this year.
[133] No, never happened.
[134] It'll never happen again with these rules.
[135] So many sports going on.
[136] Some people have to decide.
[137] Where do they get their tickets?
[138] Do I get baseball tickets?
[139] Do I get football tickets?
[140] I'm going to a sold -out football game this weekend in the swap.
[141] Guess where I'm going?
[142] Where?
[143] Game time.
[144] That's right.
[145] Game time.
[146] The game time app.
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[150] Dan, had an interaction with a fan.
[151] on the train today.
[152] He was saying, man, I wanted tickets, but they were so expensive.
[153] I told them legitimately in person.
[154] Promocode Dan on the game time map.
[155] He thanked me. And he said, I've already done that because you're so good at these reads.
[156] I was like, all right, well, maybe get your wife to sign up for an account.
[157] That's a cool way.
[158] She's never used promo code.
[159] Someone came up asking soliciting strangers.
[160] Where do I get?
[161] No, no, he was wearing a you can't get the show shirt underneath, which is my favorite way to approach me in public.
[162] Terms applied, last minute tickets, lowest price, guaranteed, game time.
[163] Mike, if you've forgotten what this is called, it's not you can't get the show, Mike.
[164] It's not, you can't get the show.
[165] The show is not available to you.
[166] You can't get the show?
[167] No, he was saying like, where are you guys now?
[168] I was like, oh, you can't get the show.
[169] Depending on whether or not you have a Samsung smart TV.
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[171] You don't get the show.
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[184] Don Lebertard.
[185] You were that kind of sand this morning, the barrage of anger from Stugats because you hadn't booked him enough interviews.
[186] The only reason I keep bringing this up is because you not are throwing a big party on Thursday.
[187] You're doing it, and I want people to support what you're doing because Stugats has not made this easy.
[188] Stugats.
[189] Well, you know, I, well, yeah, you know.
[190] This is the Dan Levitar show with the Stugats.
[191] I suppose that we should start getting used to the idea that football is going to come in and knock out all of the weekends sports news.
[192] But before we get to the full sprint of whatever football is in that realm, I did just want to stop for a second and celebrate, if I can use that word, that Chris Bosch was back on a basketball court as part of loving Gorin Dragich and everything.
[193] that Goren Drogich represented to the NBA, because Goren Drogich is an athlete, super confusing to me how he can be that successful at that size, one of the more confusing basketball players of my lifetime to see him be that good, that savvy, and to have so much love around him because of the kind of teammate that he was, that Chris Bosch would play for the first time since February 9, 2016, that Yokic would show up, that so many people would show up for his retirement game because in some ways he's a pioneer for those guys from a different place that get to believe that they can be in the NBA because they saw Gorin Dragich do it.
[194] It was really nice, although a little bit bittersweet, to see that Chris Bosch was back out there because Chris Bosch could still be good today.
[195] He hasn't played since February 9, 2016, and it was sort of heartbreaking everything that happened there.
[196] But Chris Bosch could still play at this age in today's NBA, especially how it's changed.
[197] I think it's a cool story that Bosch is back on a basketball court for the first time.
[198] I think congratulations.
[199] It's worthy of that moment.
[200] You know, you're congratulating him.
[201] I do wonder, as you're telling the story, if Gorin Dragich is deserving of a retirement game.
[202] Oh, come on.
[203] I'm just saying.
[204] I didn't have that on my bingo card of like, man, when this guy retires, they're going to have a whole game around this guy.
[205] It's in Slovenia.
[206] It's nice.
[207] for Chris Bosch, but he's 40.
[208] He could not play in the NBA today.
[209] Oh, just shooting jumpers?
[210] Yeah, but at 40 years old, no. There were plenty of gifted jumpers that retired.
[211] LeBron is still playing out there.
[212] LeBron is LeBron.
[213] LeBron is LeBron.
[214] Chris Bosh is Chris Bosch.
[215] Like, Dirk was a better comp.
[216] Like, once guys of that era started approaching that, yeah, I guess Dirk could be the last guy on a bench if they said, hey, you just camp out there, make corners, but they want something more for themselves.
[217] You don't think that Chris Bosch could give an NBA team what Nicholas Batum was giving people last year?
[218] No, I can't.
[219] I can't possibly believe that at 40.
[220] It's just a strange thing, but I do think he would have been good like three years ago.
[221] The thing that I wanted to mention about it, those two gods, when you say it's a good thing, it wasn't a good, it wasn't just a good thing.
[222] It was bittersweet to me to watch it because you're celebrating that he's able to run up and down a court, but you're also realizing this person got six prime years stolen from him in a way.
[223] that really had to hurt when he's a Hall of Famer, and he would have been for at least six of those years.
[224] If you don't want to give me all eight, at least six of those years, he could have absolutely played at a high level.
[225] Thousand percent.
[226] And the way that the game evolved, which he was actually a part of that evolution, his game would have aged quite well.
[227] He was still really good defensively.
[228] I think the lateral movement might have gone in, keep in mind, six full seasons of the body wearing down.
[229] Those bigger guys tend to depreciate a little bit quicker.
[230] But yes, absolutely.
[231] Especially when he went out with the blood clots, Miami was really well positioned.
[232] They had just made that trade for Gorin Dragich.
[233] And there were all sorts of questions out there about David Blatt's Cleveland Cavs.
[234] They could have kept the thing going without ever actually having to rebuild it.
[235] And the clots got in the way.
[236] I'm just saying Goran with a retirement game, that seems like a little bit much.
[237] Like David Lee was a better player He didn't get a retirement game He just retired I mean I don't think that's right David Lee was a better player Double double machine Oh David Lee was nice So was Goren in his day Gorn was quite nice But like Year 5 into his career Were you saying to yourself man one day What are you guys doing In his country I mean yeah like David Lee could have had Like a game in St. Louis Missouri And like a high school gym or whatever They would honor him in Gainesville And we wouldn't think anything of it Like this is him being honored in his home country.
[238] He was a huge, the biggest basketball star up until that point that country had pumped out.
[239] Stugat, at the risk of alienating the audio audience, I simply want to show you some video of a performance I have never before seen in the history of music.
[240] There are a couple of music items that I wanted to get to today that I haven't had time to get to.
[241] The reunion of Oasis is something I did not see coming because those brothers really hate each other in a way that is super strange and wonderful.
[242] But the thing that I wanted to show you was pink at Gillette Stadium.
[243] She is performing in front of a really large crowd and she is basically being spun by high wire like through a, through an arena in a way that I have never seen before.
[244] I've never more impressive than what Tom Cruise did at the Olympics where she is upside down and hanging from a string and she is flying all over Gillette Stadium and many people are pointing out that not only did she not throw up, but she kept singing throughout all of this.
[245] She is just swinging all over Gillette Stadium and I've never seen a performer do this before.
[246] Now Pink has been doing this for like a decade.
[247] It's what she's known for.
[248] It's her thing.
[249] But I've never seen it done to this level of extreme.
[250] Is this video sped up in any way?
[251] This looks crazy.
[252] No, this seems super dangerous and she's been doing a version of this, but not this.
[253] This is not something that I've seen done before where she is just simply swinging all over the stadium in a way that's very high and seems very dangerous.
[254] Now, that is a packed stadium.
[255] I want to show you what an empty baseball stadium looks like and how it is that an Oakland A's fan might end up with not one, not two, but three foul balls during a game because nobody cares about Oakland A's baseball.
[256] But no, you're painting this in a way that like there was just no one at the stadium, so he ran and got three different foul balls.
[257] No, three, he caught three foul balls in the air.
[258] Like, this is insane, regardless of how many people are there.
[259] Correct.
[260] It is insane, but there are a lot of empty seats around him that give him all that room.
[261] He caught two with his, he caught all of them with his glove, right?
[262] All of them were caught with the glove?
[263] Yeah, all of them in his own row.
[264] Like he's maybe moving like in the third one.
[265] He just gets some elevation.
[266] That's a web gem right there.
[267] Chris, what he is saying is, what Dan is saying is, good luck doing that at Yankee Stadium.
[268] I get what you're saying.
[269] If it was a fully packed stadium, it might have gone to someone else.
[270] He had a lot, he had many seats to, he was like an outfielder with range.
[271] Yeah, like he got rangy like within like five seats, but all within one row.
[272] That's really impressed.
[273] What are the odds?
[274] Too old for a group.
[275] glove.
[276] Oh, Lord.
[277] It has facial hair.
[278] Yeah, but if you're in a good foul ball area, I'm okay with a glove.
[279] It's not a lot of facial hair.
[280] That looks like a young Billy Gill, if I'm being honest.
[281] I've seen...
[282] I still can't grow that much facial hair.
[283] I've seen people throughout...
[284] That is South Florida facial hair, if I've ever seen it right there.
[285] A young man, a young teenager from a Hispanic neighborhood?
[286] This age thing is really sad, right?
[287] Which part?
[288] The fact that they're not going to be playing there anymore.
[289] know the A's like turn off all the comments, any of their social posts when they try to hype up the final homestand.
[290] I just never thought that this was actually a day that would come because when I was young, the Oakland A's were the marquee franchise.
[291] They were the most exciting team in baseball.
[292] They had the biggest stars.
[293] And I can't believe they were talking about a day in which they're not going to be playing inside that crappy stadium because that's also something that was around when I was very, very young, that exact stadium.
[294] That's the problem.
[295] Yeah.
[296] Jose Cansego got inducted into their Hall of Fame last week.
[297] He's also doing a homerun derby down here in October.
[298] The A's Hall of Fame.
[299] Yeah, the A's Hall of Fame.
[300] Are you going to go see it?
[301] Are you going to go cover it?
[302] I need to ask more details because when I ask for details, I go, what's this now?
[303] I was told he wasn't supposed to announce that yet.
[304] So as things go with Jose Canseco, it seems like things are off to a great start.
[305] And by the way, there's also always the chance he doesn't show up for that.
[306] And then I'm just watching a bunch of people I don't know in a home run derby.
[307] I think Rayfer Austin got a game.
[308] That's a great question.
[309] He skips my list.
[310] Yeah, probably.
[311] Like, if he wants to do it at like a famed streetball court, I get it.
[312] Guys, he's a Balkan legend.
[313] We did celebrate a lot when we got him down here.
[314] He was a fun show.
[315] He had a great career.
[316] And then every year after he left, we celebrated him coming back and he never did.
[317] What was the app?
[318] Was it a vine?
[319] I think we did a vine for when.
[320] Oh, super viral vine.
[321] Billy does love his baseball.
[322] And I was wondering, Yankee Stadium had a lot of activity this weekend.
[323] A -Rod is now officially an old -timers game person.
[324] How did you feel about everything happening with the Yankees this weekend?
[325] Aaron Judge getting to 50 home runs very fast.
[326] And A -Rod being celebrated returning to Yankee Stadium.
[327] I think they brought back the 2009 Yankees.
[328] I guess, wow, I don't even think about it.
[329] It's their 15th anniversary.
[330] I'm assuming that's why they were back for like old -timers day or whatever.
[331] I felt happy for Arod that he was kind of like embraced by the Yankees fans and celebrated.
[332] I could do without the jazz inside the dugout hanging out with all those old Yankees.
[333] I'm happy for you, Jazz.
[334] We broke up.
[335] I hope I never have to see you again.
[336] Like I don't need to see how great your new relationship is.
[337] Not for me. Not for me. Enough of this.
[338] Last week we watched him tell this story on and on.
[339] God, that story felt endless for 15 minutes just to get to the punch on.
[340] He gave a little kid his phone number.
[341] Like, we get it.
[342] Okay.
[343] You're such a cool guy.
[344] I don't want to see him anymore.
[345] I don't want to see him doing so well.
[346] I don't want to see how great his numbers are.
[347] Now that he's with the Yankees instead of the Marlins, I don't see how happy he is.
[348] I don't want to see it.
[349] If you break up with me, even though we kind of broke up with him, I guess we sent him away.
[350] But if the relationship's over, I don't want to hear about your seat from you again.
[351] I don't want you to be, I don't want you to have happiness.
[352] That's what I'm going to say.
[353] Once you're out of relationship with me, I don't want you to have happiness.
[354] And if you do, keep it to yourself.
[355] Are you blaming?
[356] Are you criticizing the length of other people's stories?
[357] I mean, I've just re -signing 15 minutes long He had a punchline He's sitting next to Jeter who traded for him We gave up Zach Gallen Okay That is another thing Two co -conspirators there Jeez Louise What a bad trade that was It's the 15th anniversary A thing Yeah Is it not?
[358] Just like an odd one When you don't win When you don't win World Series every year Like the Yankees used to You gotta do anything you can To get people back in the park I mean geez They're gonna lose Juan Soda Did you see the fans?
[359] And he said, oh, the fans were chanting, keep Soto, you keep Soto.
[360] You see what he said?
[361] He said, talk to Brian Cashman.
[362] He's out of there.
[363] Gone.
[364] He's going to go out of it.
[365] Back to back to back.
[366] Soto, Stanton, Judge.
[367] God, they're going to blow it.
[368] They're not going to win anything with the three of them.
[369] That's crazy.
[370] They're going to lose Juan Soto.
[371] And Aaron Judge, I was reading a thing this morning.
[372] He said Aaron Judge is on a historic pace.
[373] No, he's not.
[374] He's not going to break 73.
[375] He's not going to historic pace to finish with what?
[376] I think he's on pace to break his record.
[377] He doesn't have a record.
[378] That's not a record.
[379] the American League record?
[380] That's not a thing.
[381] There's one home run record.
[382] He hasn't.
[383] That's not what anyone cares about.
[384] I know, and they don't care.
[385] No one cares about home run records anymore because of steroids.
[386] It's like, wow, this is so great.
[387] No one cares.
[388] They ruined it.
[389] This isn't a fun chase.
[390] No one cares about these home runs.
[391] Let's be clear.
[392] The guys of the 90s, they say baseball in the 90s.
[393] And they ruined it now.
[394] They ruined it moving forward, yes.
[395] I used to make a case that I thought that Jose Canseco would be in the Hall of Fame or should be in the Hall of Fame as a contributor of the game for kind of trying to clean up the whole steroid situation.
[396] Then I sat back and I said, but he also made that mess, and you shouldn't reward someone for cleaning up a mess they made.
[397] That should be kind of just what they do.
[398] But you think that these Yankees are going to do anything?
[399] Enough of Aaron Judge.
[400] Is Roger Maris' son going to come around?
[401] Are we done with him?
[402] We're done with him finally, right?
[403] We don't have to see Roger Maris' son anymore.
[404] Gosh, we saw him in 1998 following Mark McGuire around last year who was following Aaron Judge around the entire time.
[405] We're done with the Marrises.
[406] Are we done with the Marrises?
[407] Put it on the poll, please.
[408] Are we done with the Marrises at Lebitzar, show.
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[428] Don Lebertard.
[429] While I was gone, a third Zagaki was born and I think I heard.
[430] Correct me if I'm wrong here.
[431] Jeremy trying to partake in a fourth Zagaki and I am here for a future where I am surrounded by a chorus of clucking Zagaki.
[432] Stugats.
[433] You know what it means when you have four Zagachis?
[434] dead you don't have one this is the Dan lebatar show with these two gods I want to get to our second suey because we're going to have a fun suey week limited fake is always a good category and this is Mike Ryan's one of Mike Ryan's favorite categories because he loves the sound of his own voice no matter whose voice he's doing are you guys ready for limited fake is everyone excited about this let's do it and now the Sui nominees for Best Limited Fake.
[435] Amino Heson's Limited Fake, Antonio Banderas.
[436] You may know me from my other role as Boots in Boots.
[437] Well, my fat friend, I find.
[438] Oh.
[439] Be careful.
[440] Chris Coddy's Kermit the Frog.
[441] Cermit the Frog.
[442] Roy Bellamy's Kermit the Frog.
[443] Kermit the Frog here, live from Meta Lock Media Studios here in Miami.
[444] The Germans are advancing on France in World War II.
[445] Amino Heson's limited fake Baby Billy.
[446] Let's go by Bababankers, God's favorite game.
[447] Billy Gill's limited fake Bill Belichick.
[448] Then they ask him about it.
[449] He's like, I don't publicly talk about my contract situation.
[450] That's a good Belichick.
[451] Here's my dog.
[452] I like the cross.
[453] Jujugati's limited fake Michael Kane.
[454] If you want to talk like Michael Kane, You simply talk slower.
[455] Charlotte Wilder's limited fake Rudy Gobert.
[456] I am more like the odd guy from France that's winning a lot of awards.
[457] I trigger a lot of these guys.
[458] Amino Hassan's limited fake Liam Neeson.
[459] I don't know who you are.
[460] Don't know where you are.
[461] But I have a specific set of skills and I will find you.
[462] Jessica Smatana's limited fake Jimbo Fisher.
[463] Mr. Mr. Shirt, if I may say for a second, Miami, they were simulating the snap count the entire game and they were clapping at the line of scrimmon.
[464] And the only thing I want to see clapping are them cheeks on Mrs. Met in my face, Mike Scher.
[465] All right, so that's one thing.
[466] There are a bunch of cheaters, Dan, and you know who should be cheating?
[467] Mrs. Met on Mr. Met.
[468] And he can watch if he wants.
[469] Jeremy Tashay's limited fake Buddy the Elf.
[470] Santa!
[471] Amin El Hassan's limited fake pompous Harvard guy.
[472] Conan O 'Brien because he went to Harvard.
[473] And he wrote on the Simpsons and S &L.
[474] and he's got a podcast where he travels.
[475] Carvedone, Conan O 'Brien.
[476] Chris Cody's limited fake five -year -old British boy.
[477] Woody Woodpecker, he's the best.
[478] Tony Caladioid's limited fake Axel Foley from Beverly Hills Cop.
[479] Not going to thaw for the banana in the tailpipe?
[480] Roy Bellamy's limited fake Tom Hanks from a league of their own.
[481] We're going to win.
[482] We're going to win.
[483] What an old reference.
[484] Mike Ryan's limited fake Side Duck from Pokemon.
[485] Greg Cody's limited fake Johnny Carson and Mickey Mouse.
[486] Not gonna do it.
[487] And you know it.
[488] What?
[489] That is weird, wild stuff.
[490] I did not know that.
[491] Badaap.
[492] Eisner.
[493] Actually, now it's Eiger.
[494] Isn't it weird?
[495] They went from Eisner to Eiger.
[496] What a beautiful thing for me. Eisner.
[497] And there was a chapic era of it.
[498] Iger.
[499] Iger.
[500] Mike Ryan and Tony Collette.
[501] who's limited fake Joe Zagacki.
[502] Prince says other people, like, we don't have to make special exceptions.
[503] Come on now.
[504] It's got a point.
[505] I'm trying.
[506] And them agreeing.
[507] People say we live in an echo chamber that our show has too much of an echo chamber.
[508] Them, like, heartless.
[509] Just saying, like sometimes you're insulting Eric v. Me. Them having a hearty agreement.
[510] Making a lot of good points.
[511] Mike Ryan's limited fake, complicated.
[512] Legacy, Joe Zagaki.
[513] Don, that's what happens when you don't buy American.
[514] Mani Diaz, Mario Cristobal, just saying.
[515] They were pretty good with Mark Ricked.
[516] That complicated legacy, Josigaki editorial is brought to you by the Dan Levitard Show sweepstakes, presented by Miller Light.
[517] Open to legal U .S. residents.
[518] I'm going to repeat that one.
[519] Open to legal U .S. residents.
[520] Again, open to legal U .S. residents.
[521] Tony Kaladde UD's limited fake, complicated, legacy Joe Zagaki.
[522] To us, residents.
[523] Oh, wow.
[524] That's pretty good.
[525] I think I haven't been practicing?
[526] Oh.
[527] I didn't realize we had a substitute complicated legacy Josigaki.
[528] Brought you by headquarters to Toyota, 441, Powerline Road.
[529] Second down to nine.
[530] Mike Ryan and Tony Kaladdeud's complicated legacy Joe Zagaki adoring Kim Malky.
[531] He hired Kim Malky the year before and gave her the highest salary of any women's basketball.
[532] And then he hired Brian Kelly.
[533] So I think I think there is something.
[534] I'm done.
[535] Something about her.
[536] Two of them.
[537] I draw the line.
[538] You're surrounded by Geneseeco.
[539] You're surrounded by sequence.
[540] Sequence really gets me. I'm sorry about that.
[541] Political views.
[542] Forget those.
[543] Tony Kaladde Ud's limited fake Cuban Joe Zagaki.
[544] Uh, mommy, uh, let's say, Carrie.
[545] Oh my God.
[546] Reel it back.
[547] Real it back.
[548] Oh, my God.
[549] Real it back, yes.
[550] Sensuals agacky.
[551] More.
[552] Oh my God, he scared us all with his sensuality.
[553] Jujugati's limited fake Ajax snorter from Cheechin Chong.
[554] Mm -hmm.
[555] Jessica Smatana's limited fake dial -up internet.
[556] You know?
[557] What does it mean?
[558] So old.
[559] Jeremy Cashay's limited fake, Winnie the Pooh.
[560] It sounds to me like everybody could use a hug because a hug is always the right size.
[561] All I have put in my body today is three cups of coffee and an entire cup of honey.
[562] Don't let him fool you.
[563] He said in the break that he's jittery.
[564] Charlotte Wilder's limited fake great British bake -off contestant.
[565] I'm just so happy to be in the tent.
[566] Billy Gill's limited fake Taylor Vipolis.
[567] I gotta tell you something.
[568] Last thing I want to hear is a guy who hasn't watched the Yankees all season.
[569] Tell me to calm down.
[570] Greg Cody's limited fake Joe Biden.
[571] You know, sitting around the kitchen table and scranton.
[572] See, that's good.
[573] My dad used to always say, Joey, if you're ever on a podcast, don't have nothing to say.
[574] You're going to come up with shit.
[575] See, that was the most A believable, believable part of the impression.
[576] Sitting around the kitchen table and scranton.
[577] Chris Cody's limited fake Jeremy Shapp.
[578] I'm Jeremy Shapp.
[579] And today is ESPN Daily.
[580] Greg Cody's limited fake Harry Stiles.
[581] You know, hello, this is the, I've got to perfect my British accent because when I go on stage as Harry Stiles.
[582] Dan Levitard's limited fake Adam Schaefter.
[583] While there's nothing official and conversations are still ongoing.
[584] Was that a fake chefter?
[585] It was pretty good.
[586] It was excellent.
[587] I feel like there's legs.
[588] I tried at the beginning and then I lost confidence in it.
[589] Why?
[590] It was good.
[591] It was good.
[592] There's nothing official.
[593] Yeah, it's so good.
[594] Conversations are still ongoing.
[595] It is trending towards Nick Siriani, remaining the head coach of the Eagles.
[596] Chris Cody and Mike Ryan's limited fake flummy Dan Levitard.
[597] It's good time.
[598] It's not like this anymore.
[599] I'm Dan.
[600] I know every animal's blood.
[601] I know every animal's.
[602] Chris Cody and Mike Ryan's limited fake Chad GPT.
[603] Um, like, just like Google it or whatever.
[604] I'll f*** no, man. Chad GPT is a good character.
[605] Listen to you talk and just goes, man, that's crazy.
[606] Charlotte Wilder's limited fake old -timey baseball broadcaster.
[607] No, damn.
[608] See, he's over here.
[609] He's Billy two legs.
[610] He's the fastest man we've ever seen in this sport.
[611] Mike Ryan's limited fake Pierce Brosnan in the film Dante's Peak.
[612] Put the town on alert.
[613] Tony Colladio's and Chris Cody's limited, fake Trump and Biden.
[614] No one else here is willing to do a Trump or a Biden.
[615] That's not true, Dan.
[616] Okay, Tony, you can catch up.
[617] A thousand imprisonations.
[618] That's not bad, man. Finally.
[619] Not terrible.
[620] Pretty good.
[621] Yours is terrible.
[622] You just got to get a little redder, a little pinker.
[623] You're right there, man. Yours is not.
[624] You're Biden.
[625] What do you mean?
[626] Oh, this is good.
[627] That's actually not bad.
[628] This is good.
[629] That's not terrible.
[630] We've got to come together.
[631] A little southern twinge there.
[632] A little George Bush in that one.
[633] Chad GPT is a good character.
[634] That's crazy.
[635] I want to know where the voting is on this.
[636] Is it on Twitter or anywhere else other than Twitter?
[637] Because I'd like to know who wins these things.
[638] We're not very good.
[639] We're good at playing these things.
[640] We're not great at tabulating the results.
[641] We are going to.
[642] to tweet out and put it on Instagram, all of our socials, check.
[643] We will put out the links to vote for both these categories.
[644] And we will have no funny business this year.
[645] We're using a different website.
[646] I don't know if you're going to be able to vote as many times.
[647] Because in the past, you could just keep voting over and over again.
[648] We're trying to eliminate the funny business, especially for best musical performance because those people get, you know, they get frustrated with that stuff.
[649] Sounds like a real election.
[650] Stugats, would you like to hear some James Winston pregame, pregame during the the preseason.
[651] Hell yeah.
[652] Two forms of ID, folks.
[653] They've lost two of them.
[654] All these games that he does this preseason speech in, but they're always good.
[655] They're just about having fun, man. Remember the time you played your best football game in your life.
[656] Yes, sir.
[657] Remember the time after that victory you went to see Steve pizza and celebrate it with the boys.
[658] You're real.
[659] Feel it in your heart, Measlin.
[660] Let's not leave it without a picture.
[661] Let's have a game of memory, man. I remember, let's go.
[662] Remember.
[663] Oh, and three, one, two, three, boom.
[664] Oh, and three in those games.
[665] Oh, man. Cici's pizza was the best.