Postgame Show: The Trough

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[1] Oh, yeah, they got a troth there.

[2] No thanks, pal.

[3] We just got a post game now.

[4] Dad, you can get out of here for this.

[5] Yeah, so, like, I tried to go to the bathroom in Wrigley, and thankfully they had, like, the troth there.

[6] I'm like, oh, God, it was the first thing that I saw, but right next to it, they had urinals.

[7] I'm like, who is the psychopath that is just deciding to go on the troth?

[8] Wait, is this a first ever, like, troth that's here just for nostalgic?

[9] sake like yeah we upgraded but so many people want to come here and just take a piss in this troth we can't we can't bring ourselves to totally eliminate this were people using it yeah there was a lot of people use it yeah i could tell what do you think people are going to take a mental picture your wiener and talk about there was actually i actually did like a weird like social study in that i saw the people using the troth and the people using the urinal there was quite the age discrepancy that's what i would imagine trough users they either came up in that game or also cease giving Fs.

[10] And the younger audience that is like, well, everything's being documented.

[11] My phone's listening to me. They're taking photos left and right.

[12] They're going to see my dick if I use this thing.

[13] Less so, less likely if I use this urinal.

[14] And I subscribe to that.

[15] I always think everyone's trying to look at my dick.

[16] I feel like if someone takes a picture of your wiener at the bathroom at Wrigley, you have quite the lawsuit on your hand and you're going to get paid.

[17] You should be asking people to take pictures of your wiener so you get seen.

[18] Man, I never know where the cameras are.

[19] I doubt they're in there, but, but I, you should buy a wizinator to, to pee there just so you get the experience.

[20] Yeah.

[21] Well, part of it is like, yeah.

[22] Well, part of it is like.

[23] Yeah.

[24] And then also you don't have, you know, expose yourself.

[25] Look, guys, we've all been there.

[26] We have peripheral vision, right?

[27] So you, you settle up and some people are a little bit more confident, like, you're stacking yourself up subconsciously, whether you want to or not, and that from what I caught, I feel like I'm doing okay.

[28] Or sometimes, like, from what I caught, not in this venue what are they feeding the people over here in Washington DC nobody boxes out like I do in a bathroom though you're never seeing my weenie never going to be able to see it I'm going to be a corner first of all I'm going to go to one of the corners and obviously you can't see it from there because I'm going even if I'm in the middle though I am one with that urinal I am getting up in that thing there's no contact I'm not touching it at all if you came in you'd think I am having sex with this urinal because I am in it I actually had the experience where the middle one came open and there was a line for the corner ones.

[29] I'm like, you can go ahead.

[30] I'm not taking that middle one.

[31] That's where everyone looks at your dick.

[32] I was at Fergs in Tampa, like the bar that everyone goes to before Tampa games, and they have like kegs as their urinals.

[33] And you, I fit perfectly in there.

[34] Sambar had that for a while.

[35] It's like basically a mini keg that they cut a little square into.

[36] Sandbar in the Grove had that.

[37] Man, you would never see my wiener in there.

[38] You never peed in the keg at Sandbar?

[39] I did.

[40] Who are the people that pee on the floor around?

[41] it.

[42] That's a good question.

[43] Like how far back are you standing that you miss a year?

[44] A lot of that is flashback.

[45] It couldn't be closer.

[46] I know, but it just builds up over time.

[47] That's why you need those pads.

[48] Yeah.

[49] Those pee pads that kind of soak that up.

[50] Yeah, yeah.

[51] They do a pretty damn good job with them.

[52] How do the Packers do it?

[53] I don't know.

[54] And I also don't know.

[55] We haven't found a single good batting stance in today's base.

[56] I tweeted out hours ago.

[57] Send me, O -Ton, but like even O -Tonnie, like, that's pretty standard.

[58] The names, like, Juan Soto has kind of a fun Stance is like, each your own and his stance.

[59] I'm telling you, our standard for that, like those stances in the 90s would be, we wouldn't even think of them.

[60] I think it's hurting the game.

[61] I do.

[62] Because there are connection points.

[63] Like, oh, this guy's got a, what's this guy's story?

[64] Right.

[65] Like, it's really bad.

[66] Like, I've been waiting for just one tweet where someone's going to send me a picture of a stance where I'm like, okay, there's one.

[67] There's not a single interesting stance in this entire league.

[68] Wow.

[69] Efficiency, ruining everything.

[70] Is that it?

[71] Is that it?

[72] Yeah, 100%.

[73] Wait, you can be.

[74] And more efficient if you have just a generic stand?

[75] Yeah, because you're trying to get in your swing to be able to create, like, the proper backspin on the ball.

[76] You're going from point A to point B. Well, stances are big far.

[77] Because everyone's taught.

[78] Every batter ends at the same spot.

[79] Like right before, like, they swing, their hands are back, their foot is down.

[80] Right.

[81] And so they're eliminating movement.

[82] It's about timing.

[83] Gala Raga might have his stance wide open, but when the pitch comes, he's planting and he looks normal.

[84] You got to be ready with eight seconds left also.

[85] That's true.

[86] Yeah.

[87] No time for shenanigans.

[88] I saw Gary Sheffield golfing over the weekend, and I was so disappointed that on the first team, we're the first team.

[89] Does he have any waggle with his swing?

[90] No, I would have assumed, like, I was there for him, Arod, and Albert Poole's.

[91] They were in the first group on day one.

[92] They do the, our friend Nick does these crazy great intros for it.

[93] And I would have thought that he would have given the people what they wanted, which is, you know, go up to the T -box and give a little bad waggle.

[94] You're on the senior circuit, pal.

[95] You get the people what they want.

[96] No. Did you see Roger Clemens on 17?

[97] he just started pitching.

[98] Yeah, I saw that.

[99] He walked Pujos.

[100] He was afraid.

[101] That was such a great, like, little jocular moment.

[102] Who was the other, oh, no, it was Barclay.

[103] He, like, actually threw pitches to.

[104] And then when Pujos came up, he's like, no, before.

[105] It was all a setup, just he intentionally walked Poo -Hos.

[106] Good fun.

[107] That's such a fun place.

[108] Good, clean fun.

[109] That's 17th hole.

[110] What a time.

[111] It is.

[112] How do the Packers do it?

[113] I have no clue.