The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz XX
[0] Welcome to Pablo Torre finds out.
[1] I am Pablo Torre, and today we're going to find out what this sound is.
[2] Man, this sucks now.
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[5] Hey, stop thinking about getting up, because getting up's not an option, Myrtle.
[6] Once this starts, you're here.
[7] You're locked in, you fat sausage.
[8] Are we rolling?
[9] If there's one thing I know about this podcast, it's always rolling.
[10] We haven't done this ever before It's so funny being in your own house At 9 .30 at night in your comfy clothes Doing a podcast This is wildly invasive I've never put my feet up on someone's Is this okay?
[11] Yeah, it's great That's actually exactly how Myrtle sits on it Katie, Dan, Myrtle Thanks for having us Yeah Is Myrtle okay with what we're about to do here?
[12] We're going to find out We're hoping she kind of just is chill about this She's been around pots and she was a puppy.
[13] Yeah, she does.
[14] When Dan goes away and she misses him a lot and somebody in the street smells like weed, she like reacts to them like, is that dad?
[15] It's like, no, it's just another person who smokes weed.
[16] That brings us to what we're doing here.
[17] We were supposed to do this a while back and then Dan went on a journey of self -discovery.
[18] I did.
[19] I did a, what a lot of potheads refer to as a tolerance break where you quit smoking pot I, however, had never done one.
[20] So it was my first tolerance break ever and lasted about two and a half months.
[21] Yeah.
[22] And here we are.
[23] So quick recap of your tolerance break.
[24] What's the...
[25] How was it?
[26] How many stars would you give it?
[27] Four out of five.
[28] There were some things that were lacking, but overall needed to do it, did it.
[29] Glad I did it.
[30] Might do it again.
[31] But glad to be back smoking weed.
[32] I want to know about what it was like to end the break because we're taping this at a time when you have reintegrated into polite weed society.
[33] So the first hit I took was with Katie on a holiday weekend and we were, she was like, it's a long weekend.
[34] You've done very good the last two and a half months.
[35] Have a hit.
[36] Because you were supposed to break it the next week, but you were going to be on the road.
[37] Yeah.
[38] And so you were like, why not just do it here?
[39] So I had a hit.
[40] We love watching Pierce Brosnan's James Bond movies Because they're horrible They did not age well How dare you speak upon golden eye in such a fashion?
[41] I thought so too And then I watched him and I was like my goodness Go watch tomorrow never dies They're fun They're certainly fun When he bites what's her face Zena on a top or is that No I'm thinking of Terry Hatcher Yeah When he bites her lip While they're kissing Wild Such a passionate kiss Wild I missed you So I took a hit And we watched Tomorrow Never Dies, and it was beautiful.
[42] It was very fun.
[43] And then I went and got my haircut.
[44] Oh, my God.
[45] And got out of getting a haircut and noticed that, oh, this is usually when Big Jay and the Bonfire boys are hanging outside serious.
[46] And I called him.
[47] He's like, yeah, come and hang out.
[48] And Jay has these joints that are little mini joints dipped in keef.
[49] You ever seen these?
[50] They're like joints dipped in more joints.
[51] And you're like, I don't think...
[52] We heard you like joints, so we put some joints in your joints.
[53] And then we put more joint in the joint and then rolled it in joint.
[54] And Jay was like, hey, he smoked this joint.
[55] I was like, I'm kind of back.
[56] And I smoked a whole joint with them in front of Sirius.
[57] And then they were like, all right, we're going upstairs.
[58] And I was like, oh, no. And I had a very scared subway ride back here.
[59] And I came in the house and immediately went, Katie, it happened so fast, but I'm real fucked up.
[60] He came in and he was like, I was, smoking like I used to smoke and then they left and all of a sudden I'm on the train and I realized I'm alone and I'm very very high.
[61] You came in like the world had just happened to you.
[62] It's very scared.
[63] It was nuts.
[64] When was the last time you had felt like that before then?
[65] High school or college.
[66] I got high around 4 .30 and I was high the rest of the day without smoking anymore.
[67] I was just like smacked.
[68] And wasn't on some level.
[69] Wasn't that glorious, though?
[70] It was, I went through so many emotions.
[71] First off, I got my haircut.
[72] Getting high and looking at.
[73] Yeah, what's a stoned haircut?
[74] You just go, no, no, no, put it all back.
[75] But then I got here, and I was like, I'm going to take a shower because a high shower rules.
[76] Yeah, oh, yes.
[77] And we ran out of hot water.
[78] Unless you need to shave your legs.
[79] Yeah, and it was a good shower until the water went cold, and then it sucked.
[80] Yeah.
[81] But it was great.
[82] Overall, experience, seven out of ten.
[83] Nice.
[84] Don't know if I'd do it again because of the subway ride.
[85] I didn't know which...
[86] I was so high, I didn't know which arm to grab the bar with.
[87] I was like, does this look normal?
[88] I just started palming the ceiling.
[89] Or you don't know when to move when people get off the subway and how to get back into your position.
[90] It's a delicate dance that you forget.
[91] And then when you're high, you see all the steps.
[92] So he's back.
[93] I'm back.
[94] Which means that we can do the thing that I'd want it to do when I learned you were on this journey of self -discovery.
[95] Hence the bag of Cheetos and pizzas in the kitchen.
[96] Yes.
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[115] Are you going to lay it out on the table?
[116] I think we should.
[117] Yes.
[118] Okay.
[119] Like when cops sees it.
[120] We'll take a bust photo.
[121] That's right.
[122] Right.
[123] So we begin...
[124] Yeah.
[125] The best one.
[126] The glove.
[127] The glove.
[128] Gary Payton.
[129] My favorite strain of wheat.
[130] Yeah.
[131] Outside a golden goat is Gary Payton.
[132] So I guess what we'll do on this episode is we will sort of introduce these things one by one.
[133] Sure.
[134] And we'll sample them in ways that are definitely legal.
[135] Well, we know Gary Payton.
[136] Yeah.
[137] So maybe...
[138] Last?
[139] We could do that last as we know it is very good.
[140] Yes.
[141] Yes, yes, yes.
[142] I like that idea.
[143] I like that idea.
[144] How many weeds do you have?
[145] How many weeds?
[146] We're going to smoke 18 weeks.
[147] Have you guys ever had, uh, this?
[148] So this is a, this is a cannabis pre -roll on the label.
[149] Magic Johnstoned.
[150] Magic Johnstoned.
[151] Love the parody.
[152] And so he has signed off on that?
[153] Undoubtedly not.
[154] Almost certainly not.
[155] I thought these were like the athletes are cool with it.
[156] Because I assume Gary Payton's cool with Gary Payton.
[157] Yeah, yeah, I believe so.
[158] I believe so.
[159] I don't know if Carmelo Anthony has co -signed this.
[160] Mellow.
[161] It better be an indica.
[162] It is a hybrid.
[163] Here's a deal.
[164] For those of you that don't know about weed, Sativa's a head high, Indica's a body high.
[165] Indica tends to be more mellow, hence why you would call it mellow.
[166] Have you guys seen...
[167] What they all look little ice cream?
[168] Now, I know Pac -Man signs off on this because it's through cookies.
[169] Yes, correct.
[170] and he has a whole graphic on the top an illustration where he's holding bags of weed.
[171] Can I tell you right now?
[172] That might be the one I'm most excited for.
[173] So I think we should start with Pac -Man.
[174] Oh, this is what we have.
[175] I thought you had like so much more.
[176] Oh, we have a list of things that we tried to get.
[177] Oh, okay.
[178] This makes me feel so much ready.
[179] This whole time I thought we were doing like 17 of these.
[180] Oh, I wish.
[181] I was very worried.
[182] I was going to prepare the bed for Katie just to land in at the end of the bottom of the bottom.
[183] Yeah, this isn't going to go well for me. smoke that much weed throughout the night.
[184] I like to smoke weed at night, but I usually do like a hit or two, and then I'm good for an hour or two.
[185] And then maybe I'll take another hit if we're doing a Rocket League tournament.
[186] Yeah, it smells good.
[187] It smells good, guys.
[188] He's told me, he's convinced me that if it smells good to you, it won't give you a bad high.
[189] If you don't like the smell of it, it will give you a bad high.
[190] But if you like the smell of it, you'll be fine.
[191] That's an old, that's an old, that's old stoner myth.
[192] But I've gone by that since I was a wee boy.
[193] That's why we got rid of that.
[194] One of them was named after a perfume once and you were like, get that out of the house.
[195] I do not like it.
[196] This is one of those rules like how Dan thinks that Vaz and Vase are two different things.
[197] No, this isn't.
[198] These are the things that under our roof, Pablo, you just have to accept are the way that things are.
[199] Number one, Vos and Vase was just information given to me. I have spent my Malcolm Gladwell 10 ,000 hours, smoking marijuana.
[200] The bunk theory has a read the head story.
[201] I have put in the reps for marijuana.
[202] The vase thing, that's just some bull to pull it out the back of my head.
[203] This is a pretty shaky science, but it's still, it's science.
[204] We still go by it.
[205] Myrtle, what do you think?
[206] She loves Pac -Man.
[207] She's just to be clear, we're not, the dog's not doing any drugs.
[208] Don't call PETA.
[209] Definitely not.
[210] She's just here.
[211] She's on her own drugs, actually.
[212] But if you see some of the dogs that she hangs out with at the dog part, say she kind of had a joint in her corner of her ear the whole time they think she's cool she she wants to do it for the for the dogs at the park that's right so we're starting with pacman we're starting with pac man but i do want to give a special shout out to some strains that i wanted to let's hear to get for you but could not honorable mention yeah uh michael phelps o g i like that because that guy's lung capacity is incredible and he also pushes therapy which meant to say he's depressed so That's what I mean.
[213] Mentally, he's been places that I'm like, where's your weed like?
[214] I would like to see Michael Phelps hit a gravity bong.
[215] Yeah.
[216] I bet he could clear it.
[217] Hayden Manning.
[218] What the fuck?
[219] No. So, according to the summary, it popped up around 2013 when he was with the Denver Broncos.
[220] Yeah.
[221] It was reported the across between Chemdog 91 and San Fernando Valley OG.
[222] Okay.
[223] But it's just super rare.
[224] I mean anything to you?
[225] Super rare.
[226] It's super rare to get that.
[227] You wonder if Peyton's got it, like, at home?
[228] He's like, do you want something hard to find Peyton Manning weed?
[229] I bet Peyton Manning litigated the intellectual property behind Peyton Manning OG.
[230] Absolutely.
[231] I bet it helped his neck, too.
[232] He'd be like, I could throw football.
[233] So Ricky Williams has something called The Heisman.
[234] That's the weed.
[235] I mean, we should be doing that.
[236] Why aren't you smoking that?
[237] That's the weed you want.
[238] You want the guy that his career.
[239] took a hit because he was taking hits but you want the Ricky Ricky Williams is I probably that is our ideal and the Heisman's a great name it's a great name yeah what happened why couldn't you get that journalistic integrity so Ricky Williams is a friend of metal art media yeah and so we said we cannot like much like a chef who's friends with the you know Pete Wells at the New York Times you gotta you gotta draw boundaries like it would be unfair for me to to appraise his product I'm not as friends so you could have brought that week for us.
[240] Katie and I have never met him.
[241] And I want to try regularly.
[242] Yeah, I don't see why that's happening.
[243] That feels kind of like a selfish decision.
[244] It's okay, but we let you into our home.
[245] That's the difference between you.
[246] Feels like you could have left us with a little bit of Heisman.
[247] You could have been like, hey, I'm getting out of here and going like this.
[248] Take that.
[249] Oh, that would have been great.
[250] That would have been great.
[251] Next time we should script your entrance and your exit.
[252] Yeah.
[253] This is called journalism.
[254] Yeah.
[255] Well, I hate it.
[256] So the one that I have been hunting for that I could not find, but I did do reporting around, is Linsanity O .G. I mean, that is.
[257] So Linsanity O .G, which popped up in 2012 in California during Linsanity, I first saw it because Rick Ross had posted a photo of it on Instagram.
[258] And I've been tracking it ever since.
[259] I know this for a fact.
[260] Jeremy, Jeremy Lynn, I reached out to him.
[261] He had litigated this.
[262] He had wanted this to not be called No Sanity OJ.
[263] Oh.
[264] For copyright reasons.
[265] And so I ended up emailing a rapper, Stally, former college basketball player himself.
[266] He was tagged in the Rick Ross Instagram.
[267] And so I asked him for a review of it.
[268] He said, it's an O .G, so it's strong, but it tastes clean and sweet.
[269] G. gives you a heavier high.
[270] So I'll have you stuck for a minute.
[271] But once it sits with you for a while, it brings out the creative juices that allow you to work diligently.
[272] Whoa.
[273] Good write -up.
[274] Really good write -up.
[275] And he did not make a joke about how it only lasts for like two weeks and then it gets real bad.
[276] Nice.
[277] Which I appreciate it.
[278] Nice.
[279] So I think we should start with Pac -Man.
[280] Start with Pac -Man.
[281] So what are the rules here?
[282] Okay, well, so we smoke, usually, we lean out the window of our office.
[283] Great.
[284] You know, New York City apartment, the window only opens so much.
[285] Enough to get your head out of the window to blow it out.
[286] Smoke out because we don't want to get kicked out of our apartment.
[287] We like it here.
[288] But we're going to load a bowl of Pac -Man.
[289] Each of us take two hits.
[290] Yeah.
[291] See how we're feeling.
[292] We have the capability.
[293] I suggested that we play Rocket League because that's when I know if my high is hitting.
[294] And we have the ability to do that here.
[295] So it's an option.
[296] We do.
[297] That will be a six -hour podcast.
[298] We're doing a weed quadrathlon.
[299] Do we want to vote on order right now?
[300] I feel like, I figure we go, Pac -Man, Magic Johnstone, Mello, clothes with the glove.
[301] Yeah.
[302] Because we know how good Gary Payton is.
[303] We know it's going to fit.
[304] It, locked down.
[305] Let's go smoke this Pac -Man Jones.
[306] Okay.
[307] Myrtle's like, and I'm going to take a nap.
[308] Yeah.
[309] A nap -man Jones.
[310] I really enjoyed that.
[311] I can tell.
[312] Yeah.
[313] That's not what you want to hear.
[314] Yeah.
[315] Here's the Myrtle Pipe.
[316] Mertil Pipe rules.
[317] The pipe is...
[318] I'm going to zoom in on it.
[319] Can you guys zoom in?
[320] I don't know.
[321] And there's so many cameras in this tiny apartment right now.
[322] Very overwhelming.
[323] You guys can see.
[324] You guys can get the shot.
[325] Loved it.
[326] Tastes really good.
[327] Yeah, I like it a lot.
[328] I like it quite...
[329] I'm really sorry for my behavior in this podcast.
[330] The eating on Mike, I would hate it to.
[331] I'm really sorry.
[332] That was the right move, though, right?
[333] You have to understand.
[334] I'm in my apartment, and I'm really high.
[335] And that was what I was supposed to do.
[336] And also...
[337] That was the assignment.
[338] I understood it.
[339] It's for health reasons.
[340] For brain health reasons, you're eating.
[341] Yeah, you don't want to meet the Katie that is not...
[342] Hasn't had any food.
[343] Violent.
[344] Violent.
[345] Oh, no. I know.
[346] It's funny.
[347] Usually, I curl up into a tiny ball.
[348] So violent.
[349] So Katie's in bed.
[350] What are the stages that you're afraid of?
[351] We come back from the third one and we go, okay.
[352] So we're on cry patrol.
[353] First cry patrol in the terror alert scale of Katie Nulligan.
[354] I don't really cry.
[355] I don't cry unless I'm, like, having a bad one.
[356] And that's happened maybe three times to us.
[357] Yeah, we've been together for five years, and I've only seen her have a bad one once.
[358] I'm trying not to chew in the mic.
[359] You know, you've seen me twice.
[360] Definitely, at least.
[361] But I'm still passed out once.
[362] That was in Nashville.
[363] That was nuts.
[364] Where do you go bad -wise?
[365] Yeah, so I - Let's do this.
[366] Let's get high and talk about when it goes back.
[367] It's always the best way to make sure it goes good.
[368] So here's a question that I think Pac -Man Jones will inspire.
[369] Yeah.
[370] When does, like, the Notes app come out?
[371] Oh, that's if Dan's in the other room playing a video game that I've already annoyed him a couple too many times.
[372] I've already come in and gone, hey, so I was thinking about, and he's like trying to, I don't know, whatever it is you do, college football, put pants on wrestlers.
[373] Maybe.
[374] Maybe I'm trying to get it.
[375] The amount of times I've watched him be, like, putting highlighters in a wrestling, highlight in a wrestling.
[376] That's what?
[377] Wait, wait.
[378] You can customize your wrestler, and he loves Kenny Omega.
[379] No. And so there was a game that did shut up, am I embarrassing you?
[380] You're talking about one time, yeah.
[381] Because you talk about it like, I mean, they're obsessively doing this.
[382] One time that I came out, and he was putting highlights in Keni Omega's hair.
[383] I was giving him some blonde for all the tips.
[384] I'm just saying what happened.
[385] And it was Seth Rollins in the Shield.
[386] No, it was absolutely Kenny Omega.
[387] I watched your stress over this Kenny Omega.
[388] Yeah, because that guy's going to take you from me. It is.
[389] The best bout machine.
[390] If I've gone into annoy Dan, if I feel I've gone into annoy Dan too much, then I'm like, no, in this thought, I shouldn't let it go.
[391] That's when the notes app comes out.
[392] Because that's when I'm like, maybe later when I don't have anything to say to Dan, I'll tell him this, like I ever opened my notes app later looking to tell you stuff.
[393] But there's a lot in there.
[394] What happens when you die to your notes app?
[395] Is, like, legally, does it go to Dan?
[396] It's a thing you type into your notes app.
[397] What happens to your notes app when you die?
[398] I think legally they can't go through your notes app.
[399] But I'm saying, can you?
[400] I think so.
[401] You're going to want to.
[402] Okay.
[403] There's good stuff.
[404] I think there is good stuff in there.
[405] I also think there's garbage in there.
[406] Oh, yeah.
[407] Some of the best stuff that I've ever done is in my notes app.
[408] You're just going to see a lot of premises that are like, I'm glad this never saw the light of day.
[409] I doubt it.
[410] I bet if you went back and looked at your notes app, you'd be like, there's a premise that I should absolutely be.
[411] I do it all the time.
[412] There's never is.
[413] No?
[414] So I was just like, what is this?
[415] What is this?
[416] Yeah.
[417] I do it every now and then, and when I do, I get a couple good ones, and then the rest, I'm like, you thought you needed to write that down.
[418] Yeah, because your high brain is like, let's put this somewhere.
[419] I'm not always high, though.
[420] But it's the breaker of writer's block for me. Okay.
[421] Which is...
[422] Every weed?
[423] It's like a shower or walk around the block, or it's like looking at something from a different angle.
[424] Yeah.
[425] And that does do that.
[426] And that same guy is also potentially, like, a really bad generator of ideas that.
[427] that only the other guy can really validate.
[428] It's like it fires the bouncer, I feel like.
[429] So that like more gets out.
[430] And a lot of times you were stopping yourself from letting out the thing that was the idea you needed to get to.
[431] But you were also stopping a bunch of bad ideas.
[432] And those are also coming through.
[433] I always want to correct my behavior.
[434] After I get high, I was like, I was a dick earlier when I just drank coffee and was fired up saying ideas.
[435] It does make me evaluate my day.
[436] I want to like go back and edit my old self and be like, hey, you need to calm down.
[437] But then sometimes I smoke weed, I go, everyone's mad at me. I should probably get out of here.
[438] Everyone's mad.
[439] Which is crazy because I bet if you pulled every single person who's ever met or even just perceived, Dan, if they're mad at him, there would be, I'd be shocked if one percent was.
[440] That's very good weed.
[441] This weed rules.
[442] This weed rules.
[443] Leave this weed.
[444] I love, uh, Katie, just drop me with a finger gun.
[445] Drop the weed, Pablo.
[446] This stays here.
[447] I love the Gary Payton, so I'm not surprised that I like Pac -Man because it's done by cookies.
[448] They seem to have their shit together.
[449] Cookies as a brand.
[450] And again, this is why the journalistic integrity is so important, Katie.
[451] You're like, why?
[452] Why are you yelling at me?
[453] I went to J -School.
[454] I can't give an honest appraisal of a company if I...
[455] Fair enough.
[456] This, though, no relationship to cookies.
[457] Right.
[458] But this illustration...
[459] I've never met him.
[460] Have you met him?
[461] Pac -Man?
[462] Yeah.
[463] No. All I know of him actually is like TMZ stories about him, like, fighting people.
[464] At the airport At the airport with like plastic bags I know Pac -Man Jones is the man Because that weed is f*** It's like It's really good weed It's almost like how George Foreman A lot of people just know them For being the grill And they're just like Yeah it's a great grill Which it was a great grill The fat dripping off I can't believe nobody thought of that Until that timed out perfectly me going to college Yeah That is a perfect college George Foreman walked into a boardroom Like Don Draper and showed him a protractor Yeah Was he?
[465] heavily involved in the actual ideation, or did he come on afterwards?
[466] Now, I know a Holkogen story that Holkogen said they had a choice.
[467] You do the Trump kiss?
[468] Did you see him blow him a kiss?
[469] So that objectively, weird, right?
[470] Weird behavior.
[471] That is a unique behavior.
[472] I think it should catch on.
[473] I'm blowing kisses to everybody.
[474] I always think that objectively, and then no one ever hears it objectively.
[475] So it doesn't, what you're saying.
[476] Is that the defense of it?
[477] Is there?
[478] Is Trump European?
[479] No, is that a. practice because it seemed No, I think it's just a cool new thing to do.
[480] Just throw a kiss at someone.
[481] Aggressively.
[482] From the audience after they praised you.
[483] He goes, hey, your car's right.
[484] You go, but the rumor was that they like had a choice of the Foreman grill or spaghetti maker, I think.
[485] That was like a Hulk Hogan story, which most of the time has found out to be not true.
[486] I don't know if Foreman was like, like, bio -picture thing where he was like, hey, this iron just press this chicken all the fat out of it.
[487] And he's like, George, that's it.
[488] Right, the equivalent of the apple falling on someone's head is George Foreman accidentally inventing a sloped grill?
[489] I didn't get, yeah, his Eureka moment.
[490] I didn't get to see the George Foreman movie that recently came out.
[491] Oh, I didn't know there was.
[492] I didn't know there was one either.
[493] George should change his name from Foreman to Poor Man. To hurt.
[494] Foreman is the new heavyweight champion of the world.
[495] I want to redo the Foreman movie and make it like boxing is the B story.
[496] Exactly.
[497] I would love that.
[498] George Foreman, the grill maker.
[499] Yeah.
[500] Instead of the knockout heavyweight.
[501] My roommate in my first apartment after leaving home in Chinatown, it was a mouse -infested apartment.
[502] In one of the oldest townhouses, like a row house in like Chinatown on Bowery and Pell.
[503] And my roommate, Juan, who I love, had a George Forman grill, that he would.
[504] would use virtually every night.
[505] And the mice could not have loved it more.
[506] Why?
[507] Because the smell of some sloped grease sizzling perpetually in an old -ass building.
[508] Did they have like a chorus?
[509] Was there like a bunch of mice lined out?
[510] Did they come out in a conga line from their little old?
[511] They were doing newsies, like barrel rolls.
[512] Oh, wow.
[513] Oh, wow.
[514] That's so fun over each other just for the grill.
[515] yeah man i had a college roommate leave salmon on the george foreman grill uncooked like he was going to grill and then he like had to go do something and he was just forgetful to was this your roommate that sold drugs yeah okay it makes more sense that way he'd be like yeah how did he get the grill i'm like why don't start without stop but we just had a foreman grill and i remember i came home after class or something or like maybe even the comedy club and there's There was, I was like in the kitchen and I was like, is there something in the George Foreman grill?
[516] And I lifted it and it was just this like, you know when salmon goes bad?
[517] It gets that like weird green color.
[518] Oh my God.
[519] Like coming from the outside in and I was like, so I put it in like a Dwayne Reed bag, like a plastic shopping bag.
[520] And I went and I put it in his room.
[521] Oh my God.
[522] I hid it in his room for like five days.
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[547] My argument for the second strain is this.
[548] We go smoke a little bit of Magic Johnstone.
[549] I'm going to grab a slice of pizza.
[550] You two should play Rocket League.
[551] The argument for getting to the second strain is that I am now deeply self -conscious about whether I am hosting this in any way.
[552] Did you just make the driving noise as if I've never seen anything driven?
[553] This is reverse, but you're not going to need that.
[554] They're about to start playing.
[555] You're looking at the run.
[556] Oh, my God.
[557] No, he can't be me. And Stinger scored a goal They're down 1 -0 Pablo is can't listen and play video games Hit X, hits You're gonna be all right We're gonna get you through it Also think about the Magic Johnstone You smoked Go get it There you go I don't think I took enough of this weed I don't think I smoked enough of it We each took one big hit I'm gonna go back for another hit I took enough of it Yeah you did Pac -Man we smoked Pac -Man we like had a full full No because we switched controllers Exactly for that reason Oh, now I realize that.
[558] You are on the right side.
[559] But now I'm not.
[560] No, now you're on the left.
[561] Now you're Queen Tiency.
[562] You're me now.
[563] Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
[564] Oh.
[565] That was good.
[566] Did you do that?
[567] I did do that.
[568] Oh my God, Bob.
[569] I think I know Kung Fu.
[570] This might start a lifelong obsession with Rocket Leases.
[571] I mean, Pablo, is this not the greatest?
[572] This is pretty good.
[573] Once I realized I was on the left, everything made more sense.
[574] Again, you weren't originally.
[575] You were right at first.
[576] When I first started dating Katie, she didn't smoke pot.
[577] And she was like, I don't really smoke pot Unless I play rocket league I guess What that meant, can I tell you now that we've known each other Forever what that meant?
[578] Yeah.
[579] I don't have a person to buy weed from.
[580] Got it.
[581] So I only smoke if you're bringing weed.
[582] Got it.
[583] Makes sense.
[584] You know?
[585] Well.
[586] And he brought weed.
[587] He brought weed.
[588] So I love this game.
[589] Yeah, this game is...
[590] Now that I have a sense of like...
[591] What's going to hurt is when you get better at this, I know, I was thinking the same thing.
[592] I was like, what if he learns to fly?
[593] Pablo's like, yeah, I'm diamond.
[594] And you're like, I can't even get past a flat.
[595] Pablo, also, if you're ready for more buttons, square can make you like, it's like a break so you can take a sharper turn.
[596] So if this is a positive review of Magic Johnston.
[597] Yeah, so far.
[598] I mean, well, I'm interested to get to this Carmelo Anthony weed.
[599] Yeah, yeah, yeah.
[600] Called mellow.
[601] Fly off this wall real quick.
[602] Oh, Pablo, that's twice.
[603] That was so fun, though.
[604] That was twice you got specifically end of my way.
[605] That was so funny.
[606] There's one minute remaining in the game.
[607] They're up 402.
[608] I am.
[609] No, we're up.
[610] It says it's a greenhouse cannabis flower, an indica hybrid.
[611] So it is mellow.
[612] They are going for the mellow.
[613] There's 40 seconds left in the game.
[614] It looks like Katie and Pablo are going to take this home.
[615] Pablo's first inaugural game of Rocket League.
[616] Katie Nolan, of course, coming with four goals, a hat trick.
[617] She's hat -trick Zeta Jones.
[618] 10 seconds to go until we move on to Mello.
[619] We used to play full seasons against the box.
[620] You did something incredible.
[621] Thanks.
[622] Look at that.
[623] Can we narrow it?
[624] Can you, okay, so.
[625] She hits it off the side of the goal, bounces in front.
[626] She gets around, turns herself around, knocks the bot into the ball who then scores the goal.
[627] That was, that's a bad ninja.
[628] You bad ninjaed them.
[629] Yeah.
[630] You used their momentum against them.
[631] A job.
[632] Whoa.
[633] Can I tell you what's what I like about Mello, just for?
[634] from the looks.
[635] It's just little nuggets.
[636] They're just like a fun little, hey, he was a nugget.
[637] Mello is just little nuggets.
[638] Then he broke my heart.
[639] Yeah, you got beef.
[640] You got real beef with Mello.
[641] It just hurt.
[642] If you're a Nuggets fan, that hurt.
[643] We were waiting for a superstar.
[644] We got Carmelo.
[645] He went to the 09 Western Conference finals, lost because of two key steals from Trevor Areza.
[646] And then you just dismantle the team.
[647] You make everyone go everywhere else?
[648] I mean, granted, we got some...
[649] You got Wilson Chandler.
[650] Yeah, we did.
[651] I liked Wilson Chandler.
[652] He was nasty on NBA 2K.
[653] I loved Wilson Chandler.
[654] But that completely destroyed the franchise for a couple of years.
[655] We were on the cusp.
[656] Now, granted, it did lead to us getting Nicola Okic and then eventually winning a championship.
[657] But I will smoke this weed still a little angry at a trade that was forced.
[658] When I feel, as a Nuggets fan, It wasn't needed.
[659] You didn't need the trade.
[660] Timofe Mazgoff.
[661] We got Fulton.
[662] We got...
[663] God, we got that whole Knicks team.
[664] Yes, you got a team that in New York, we actually...
[665] Oh, yeah?
[666] We're kind of sad about losing, as much of people loved.
[667] Can I tell you the thing that upset me the most?
[668] I was waiting tables at the time, and they would play this package when Carmelo got traded.
[669] And it was...
[670] I'm coming home.
[671] I'm coming home.
[672] Tell the world I'm coming That whole dramatic thing And it felt like it was just rubbing my face in it Where I was like, every time it would come on I'd be like, oh, he's from Baltimore.
[673] Yeah, the Baltimore thing you just, but he was born in Brooklyn, but you're like, man, it hurt.
[674] That trade as a Nuggets fan hurt.
[675] That might be the most painful trade of my life.
[676] Wow.
[677] Yeah, and thanks for letting me smoke weed on it.
[678] Took a couple hits.
[679] It's an Indica hybrid.
[680] It was a good bowl.
[681] Tasted good.
[682] I would say I enjoyed the taste of Pac -Man, but I also, Pac -Man went first.
[683] Well, hold on, pause.
[684] Taste of the first weed.
[685] The marijuana.
[686] I'm sorry, Mario.
[687] Oh, boy, not the Legos.
[688] Do you want me to move them?
[689] I can move them.
[690] No, we're good.
[691] Your Lego Television Mario set.
[692] I built this in.
[693] It works.
[694] Can everybody see it?
[695] Dan, can you roll the...
[696] Yeah, this is a wild thing to...
[697] Look at that.
[698] I've made that.
[699] Come on.
[700] Come on.
[701] Give it up for me. Good.
[702] Oh, I was just joking.
[703] That was so cool.
[704] But it broke just then.
[705] That was really...
[706] Guys, did you really do that?
[707] They did.
[708] Okay, everything's going to shit.
[709] It's all the part.
[710] I broke it.
[711] We'll be all right.
[712] Well, where does that go?
[713] I don't know.
[714] We'll get back to it.
[715] I thought everybody would like that little...
[716] That's a good working review of...
[717] No, I should have built it better than that.
[718] I took it...
[719] You guys do a podcast.
[720] Let me sit for a minute.
[721] What did you think of the mellow?
[722] It's hard to know what...
[723] I think I'm susceptible.
[724] to suggestion right now.
[725] Dan is leading with authority.
[726] Yeah.
[727] And I have enjoyed all of the strains we've had so far.
[728] The mellow is definitely the most Indicae.
[729] Yeah.
[730] And Katie just burped.
[731] No, I didn't.
[732] Undoubtedly still on microphone.
[733] I was over here.
[734] So here's how I would compare and contrast what this is.
[735] So this feels like we're not playing Rocket League.
[736] This feels like we are...
[737] It is nice.
[738] Nice.
[739] Cheetos showed up on the table.
[740] That's a wild.
[741] What did that?
[742] One of you is a...
[743] That's a wild move.
[744] One of you's real cheek.
[745] I'm gonna get to them.
[746] Sorry, editor.
[747] For all of it, actually.
[748] Well, we have you.
[749] Yeah.
[750] For all of it.
[751] This has been very fun.
[752] I'm pretty...
[753] Yeah, same.
[754] Here's my thing, because I don't think I've given a single review yet.
[755] I'm high, so they're all good.
[756] I'm not, like, noticing one site...
[757] Is that?
[758] Are you guys doing that for the magic of podcasting?
[759] Should I be like, the mellow is more of like a...
[760] I think I'm just later in my high from the first one.
[761] No, I like this as your fake ASMR, though.
[762] Keep going off on this.
[763] I believe that mellow is...
[764] It's just the...
[765] It's probably what should have been the last insofar as it's going to put you to sleep.
[766] You look sleepy.
[767] You noticeably look a little...
[768] Do you want to put your head on a pillow?
[769] Dude.
[770] Please just pan out.
[771] with just one light on and it's just Pablo on the couch.
[772] That couch pulls out if you need it.
[773] This is such a comfortable couch.
[774] After Dan plays college football, so you noticeably go, well, Bobble can't stay here.
[775] Well, Colorado State's taking on a 5 and 2 Wyoming.
[776] So why don't we just see?
[777] Why don't we see where that goes?
[778] Anybody playing college football, that video game knows.
[779] Yeah, are you playing it?
[780] You're just waiting for the podcast then.
[781] You're like, yeah, some of us got dynasties at home.
[782] That's like the new children.
[783] Hey, some of us got to get home to ours.
[784] Dude, I love it.
[785] That's wild.
[786] I love it.
[787] This game was the phenomena that...
[788] It is a genuine phenomenon.
[789] It's worth it.
[790] All the weight of having to wait for college football to come out.
[791] I...
[792] Thank you.
[793] What a payoff.
[794] It's been awesome.
[795] Okay.
[796] Your game froze like four times yesterday and you were very mad at it.
[797] So maybe we don't act like it's the greatest thing that's ever happened.
[798] But think about how many tables I didn't break.
[799] And you didn't.
[800] And they both are still here.
[801] and they're being used in this.
[802] It was the number one reason I was worried I was going to lose one because I'm like, we're doing a podcast here.
[803] But it's been frustrating.
[804] The game is a little glitchy, and it'd be nice if they...
[805] I had a game with Texas that was going to overtime and then it just shut down.
[806] The entire game shut down.
[807] And my childlike reaction of sadness made me think I was going to lose my fiance because I went, no. No. Like an unfair childlike thing?
[808] Like, hey, no, we're about to go to overtime, but we were.
[809] My freshman quarterback was cooking.
[810] Do you understand that?
[811] Not just thinking and dunkin.
[812] I'm talking about 41 -yard shots, dude.
[813] Are you, like, doing back shoulder passes?
[814] I learned how to throw now.
[815] I was doing classic throw, now I have it where you could put touch passes.
[816] Yeah, there's some throw.
[817] You're feathering.
[818] You're feathering that.
[819] I got a tight end that is just.
[820] He's eating this season.
[821] He's a senior.
[822] He's just eaten.
[823] So now what he'll do is he'll come out and go, in case something goes wrong.
[824] Yeah, because it's, it's canceled.
[825] My running back has 200 yards in the first half.
[826] It was insane.
[827] It was nuts.
[828] It was, give me a stat line and be like, just in case something goes wrong, you should know this kid really had.
[829] In case the game freezes again, and he's like, he, like, files it with me like it's history.
[830] I just was -case anything happens in there, four carries.
[831] I was kicking the shit out of Oregon.
[832] State, at Oregon State, in Corvallis, and I come out going, hey, if this game gets shut down, I'm putting one on them right now.
[833] Am I running back has 13 carries for 226 and three touchdowns in the first half?
[834] And I'm going to run them a lot in the second half.
[835] And it, thank God, what happened is it was shutting down so much, I deleted the game and redownloaded it.
[836] And that works.
[837] And so far, so good.
[838] CSU is already a three -star program.
[839] We're number two in the country.
[840] Two in the country.
[841] I mean, really, this podcast, that is.
[842] and a dynasty begins.
[843] I'm going to move on.
[844] It's playoff.
[845] I want to get to the playoffs.
[846] It'll mean a lot to the city of Fort Collins in our board of regions.
[847] Now, do we smoke some Gary Payton and do the S &L goodbye?
[848] When we stand there with Myrtle, and the Murtle comes out, and we're just like, I want to thank so many people.
[849] I want to thank Cookies.
[850] I want to thank Pachney and Jones and Gary Payton.
[851] I want to thank Magic Johnson, who probably doesn't even know this product exists.
[852] And now that he does, it's probably not going to exist anymore.
[853] Sorry.
[854] Lorne.
[855] Lorne.
[856] And Lorne, of course.
[857] Gary Payton rules, if you can't tell.
[858] It's a classic.
[859] It's so good.
[860] I've sought it out because it was something of a legendary thing.
[861] And plus, like now, like, there's a Larry Bird strain, but it's like 33.
[862] There are, like, lots of references now.
[863] Okay.
[864] So it's 33 % THC?
[865] That feels high?
[866] The marketing should require the accurate.
[867] his face tells me you came up with a good idea but that was not the idea yeah the Gary Payton's like kind of like just when you come back to it you're like damn you are very I don't know if it's just in my head it tasted good I was like mm hmm yeah the the mellow was the mellow I felt I felt probably the most like in my body I don't know I'm talking like an idiot no no I'm not yes most palpably different was mellow sitting in the couch Yeah, I just know stuff.
[868] I would explain it in stoner terms.
[869] Like, with the Pac -Man, I really wanted pizza.
[870] But with the Magic Johnstone, I really wanted to talk.
[871] But with the mellow, I thought of the future and all the college football I'm going to play.
[872] And then with the Gary Payton, I wanted pizza again.
[873] So what does that say?
[874] Where are we going from here to there?
[875] They were all good.
[876] Yeah.
[877] I don't have a negative thing to say.
[878] I don't think I smoked enough of magics because I was like, hey, Katie, this is going to be a lot of weed in short amount of time.
[879] Maybe on the second one, when they take two, you take one, just one this time.
[880] So I don't know if nothing happened.
[881] Yeah.
[882] But I never felt bad.
[883] And so nobody gets a ding in their record.
[884] And as much as me, lady who doesn't know anything about weed and doesn't smoke all the cool weeds, these ones are all okay.
[885] Thank you for bringing all this great weed.
[886] How much of it stays, would you say?
[887] Because you don't want to get caught carrying this much.
[888] you get in some real trouble.
[889] Also, people got cell phones on them and they could call the cops.
[890] But it's very funny that you showed up with a bunch of weed and we smoked it.
[891] This is how it should be.
[892] You're the best dealer I've ever had, I think is what I'm saying.
[893] Typical dealer comes over, smokes some of it, eats some of your food, plays your video games.
[894] This is a story.
[895] It records everything you do and publishes out as a podcast.
[896] Guys probably wearing a wire.
[897] I sense microphones in the room.
[898] I don't know.
[899] Call it the weed, but I'm paranoid.
[900] We're being recorded.
[901] I feel like I'm being watched.
[902] Are you guys stealing my weed?
[903] Yeah.
[904] We're not, you're not leaving with one of them.
[905] Some of them is staying back.
[906] And if you want to fight that, I wouldn't recommend it, but you could.
[907] Myrtle can get vicious.
[908] If I say, sick em, she'll come lick you and see if you want to take her, if you have any treats.
[909] Yeah, that's true.
[910] I love when dog owners have, like, a, like, foreign word that summons their dog.
[911] Oh, yeah.
[912] Oh, like, dark.
[913] Like something in German.
[914] Yeah, and it's just there, like a police dog.
[915] Right.
[916] Because it has to be something that no one else would say.
[917] It's got to be like her Manchurian candidate word.
[918] Yeah, her activation.
[919] Yeah.
[920] Ours is the T word.
[921] No, that's just a word that she physically, her ears will go from like, I'm a cute dog to like, I'm the kid's dog you've already seen your whole age.
[922] She get little pigtails and she's like, oh my God, you should give me a tree.
[923] And it works sometimes on mostly him.
[924] Yep.
[925] because she gets so cute but I'm like damn you really know that word I didn't train you that word but we said it and you knew what came right after it so you'll simp for it and she does she does this weed is good if we're picking are you telling us to pick one I'm telling you to...
[926] I'm loyal I'm a loyal bitch so I would pick Gary Payton who reliably always gets me f***ed up including the time that he handed me a pint glass of Jack Daniels with a straw and ice in it That's the real Gary Payton.
[927] It's pretty cool.
[928] He was asking people what they wanted to drink, and his eyes got to me, and I was like, I don't think I was supposed to be in this group, but I said, me?
[929] And he said, yeah.
[930] And I said, I'll take, like, I don't know, Jack Daniels.
[931] I panicked thinking he'd get me like a Jack and Coke or like a Jack Daniels.
[932] And he turned around with a pint glass with ice, and it was like, I don't know, it was dark where we were.
[933] So I thought, like, maybe this is just a tall Jack and Coke.
[934] I took a sip, and I was like, that is Jack Daniels.
[935] It was just a pint glass, ice, Jack Daniels.
[936] Gary Payton thought you had a problem.
[937] I was like, sh -hry -pate was like, sure, tiny lady, someone get eyes on her.
[938] She might be a little bit of an issue later.
[939] He was drinking a pint glass of Jack Daniels.
[940] Thanks, Gary Payton.
[941] They call you the glove.
[942] They call you the glove.
[943] They call me the boot.
[944] He's kidding with the d 'b.
[945] Dude, I love Gary Payton being like, Katie Nolan, fucking drinks, dude.
[946] And Gary Payton, you make fantastic lovable weed.
[947] Yeah, I would say Pac -Man is a close second.
[948] That was a good start.
[949] The element of surprise.
[950] I didn't expect Pac -Man to be on par.
[951] It's just, man, I'm going to destroy whatever's left in that kitchen, Cheetos pizza -wise.
[952] We haven't made one of those yet.
[953] You're going to make a Cheetos pizza?
[954] No. I understand why they're going to.
[955] where the confusion is.
[956] What I meant is whatever stands in front of me, I destroy.
[957] Okay.
[958] Basically a food terminator.
[959] So it was Cheetos slash pizza -wise?
[960] Yeah.
[961] It's probably going to go Cheetos, pizza, Cheetos, land the plane, regroup.
[962] Van Luen?
[963] Swiss Cake Roll.
[964] Oh, that's right.
[965] That's right.
[966] We should make you eat that.
[967] Like a bite of it.
[968] Yeah.
[969] It's like, no. You should save it.
[970] It's so good.
[971] And you're high.
[972] So I think you'd really like it.
[973] Please don't.
[974] No, of that five, of that Swiss roll.
[975] Why has everything got to be sexually, you guys?
[976] Please let, let, you got to give Pablo a piece of that is wild.
[977] A piece of the Swiss roll.
[978] Man, this sucks now.
[979] This absolutely sucks there.
[980] Disagree.
[981] No, of that Swiss roll.
[982] God damn, I'm going to fight this whole room.
[983] I got a John Wick.
[984] I've never thought I'd have to John Wick my way out of my apartment.
[985] And the dog's still alive.
[986] So that is a win -win.
[987] This is a Swiss cake roll from a restaurant called the cafeteria.
[988] Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
[989] Cafeteria.
[990] With this.
[991] It's also...
[992] Red velvet Swiss cake roll.
[993] Ah, just feed it to make up.
[994] Here you go.
[995] Yeah, you just eat it.
[996] That's good stuff.
[997] So, wait, with it...
[998] Yeah, there wasn't anything specific.
[999] Oh, you're supposed to decode it.
[1000] Then you did.
[1001] Oh, you didn't unroll it.
[1002] Well, now that's poison.
[1003] Good job, Pablo.
[1004] Yikes.
[1005] It's like cutting a blowfish the wrong way.
[1006] Oh, you've just cut through the skin.
[1007] Well, we're all dead.
[1008] Can I tell you what, though?
[1009] This is a great front row seat of watching someone eat that Swiss cake roll high.
[1010] And you know what?
[1011] It wasn't just Pablo.
[1012] It was Magic Johnson.
[1013] It was Gary Payton.
[1014] Pac -Man Jones.
[1015] Carmelo Anthony.
[1016] It was all of you guys.
[1017] You were all there.
[1018] That's really good.
[1019] Isn't that nice?
[1020] Life is good.
[1021] you know that's one of the things that when we um partaking it we both look at each other and go look at where we live look at our life we are eating it was delivered to us a Swiss cake roll I suspected that it's the greatest we could just we could get whatever we want right now and we don't want a lot it's like a speech at the end of the movie and what I want is sitting right here next to me um thanks for getting us high dude yeah dude what I found out today is that athlete weed is not good because of the strain or because of the illustration of a Pac -Man Jones holding plastic bags full of weed.
[1022] It's because of whatever dessert that was that I just did.
[1023] This has been Pablo Torre finds out, a Metal Arc Media production.
[1024] And I'll talk to you next time.
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